Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: Wakey Wakey

Episode Date: November 19, 2020

Ben 'n' Henry break down this week's true crime news: monster wolf robots, an update on the Tik Tok duffel bag body, RIP Garfield Eats, an English nurse is suspected of killing babies, and MUCH MORE.Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0

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Really? I really mean it. Two movies back to back this week that blew my fucking mind. And I'm not just talking about you and me trying to fit our- how deep are your back folds? Oh, probably pretty deep. Cause I- I didn't measure him.

I tell you, I've only seen- There's one Jerry Deep. That's my dog? Oh yeah, cause he slides right in. So yes, he can fit in there. Um, but- He's like a little hot dog and I'm the bun. Two movies.

His house on Netflix is out of control. It is. Great. Very scary. Essentially, imagine if you are a person who's seeking political asylum in England. You get put in like their asylum housing and then that place- you're not on leave and it's brutally haunted by dangerous ghosts. It's fucking awesome.

And then Possessor by fucking, uh, what's his name? Brandon Cronenberg. He is fucking, uh, little Cronenberg, little tiny Cronenberg. Little tiny Cronenberg. It is fucking so gnarly. You check out the Possessor by little tiny Cronenberg and then, uh, the movie all about Julian Assange, where he is held against his will by a foreign government, if you ever watched Julian Assange, by the way, uh, he really just angered a lot of people when he

was being detained because he had a cat that would poop everywhere and you didn't clean up after it. That's his biggest crime? That was one of them. All right, everyone. Welcome to Assange Stories. How the heck are you doing? I am Ben hanging out with Henry.

We have a lot of updates to get to today. It's going to be an action packed nothing more than what I would describe as thrill ride of an episode. And we were talking about before, um, today's episode might be a little bit more like, it's like kind of loose. Well this is Henry and I, and Henry walked in today, he said, I don't know today's episode, but I think we're going to kind of freewheel it. We're going to be a little bit all over the place as opposed to the Smithsonian level of

laser content we provide. Do you have any clue how much? I mean, it does sound like a barely organized hungover pattern from two men that are aging beyond their years deep inside of quarantine. But actually it's all each sentence, each moment, each syllable is planned beforehand by like two generals of the fields of common absolutely. We look at each, oh, every receiver and I'm funneling it to him. You really have funneled so much to receivers.

It's ridiculous. You might as well be a college football coach. We got to pay the players. And that's what I'm here to talk to you about. I don't want to. Today, I do want to do an update because Henry, I know you often have changes of heart. And sometimes I do it every day. I change something.

Everything. God, because we ask you to, then you yell and then you reflect and then you do change a little bit. It's called mindfulness, mindfulness, robots. You know, my, my fear of the robot, the, the takeover, you're genuinely, you are afraid of them and you judge them and you don't the people who are in charge and in command of them because they are huge beasts that are going to destroy the world. I know what you're like.

The robot itself. You're sick of these robots throwing their lifestyle in your face. I don't care what they wear. I don't care what they do. I don't care what they do. I don't give a crap. Out of your room, out of your womb, out of your room. When they start throwing these parades, then it's like, that was my catchphrase.

Yes. I remember that. That was back when you were a politician. Yep. I'm glad it's over. Eight months. All right. Well, a Japanese town, they have taken my love of wolves because you know, I love wolves

because I love dogs and that's a proper extension. And they have created monster wolf robots. That's cool as hell. To deter something I also love, which is bears. So now this is really fun. This is a great story. This is a great story. This is what I'm saying.

So I actually don't mind a robot. I think what I'm deciding is if you cover anything in fur, I'll like it. What about me? Cover? You are covered in fur. Yeah. That is the why we are connected. Why am I not your favorite doll?

You are not a dog and your wife would have a problem with that and I'm deeply uncomfortable. A Japanese town has deployed robot wolves in an effort to scare away bears that have become increasingly dangerous. They're a nuisance. Although when you think of a bear, when I think of a nuisance, I think of a raccoon skirmishing around in your garbage. Bears aren't a nuisance. They're more of a direct threat towards your entire life.

Well, it depends on where you live and how you consider it. Like some people say the deers are pests or like when we were in Europa, when they talked about the martins, those little weasels we saw running around and they were so cute. But to them, they were supposed to be murdered on sight. In Germany, you're supposed to take these cute little ferrets and they go, they come skewed. And if you see one, you're supposed to stomp on it until it's fucking dead. Much like the carp.

So bear sightings in Japan, they were at a five-year high. So they've been monitoring this for a while. And Japanese bears, because I feel like they're like super silent. Oh, they could be. And they're always like walking on the rice paper roofs. Dude, that's funny. I know we hear about like Kung Fu Panda, which I don't believe was a documentary. No.

But you don't really hear about Japan and bears too often. No, you don't. We never hear about that because- You think more Montana and bears. Yeah, with bears. I mean, Germany. They got some bears. This is a great conversation.

I don't know. You started this. There have been dozens of attacks and so far. Dude, I just wanted to say that the Monster Wolf has four legs, a shaky body, a blonde mane, and red and glowing eyes. It's very scary. So I just wanted to say, now that we're hovering around Thanksgiving, I want to say I'm thankful for that robot dressed as a wolf that scares the wear of the bears.

I'm going to say- There you go. This is a W for me. That's very good. This is a W for me because I feel like I got one hook in you. You got one hook in. And that starts- And because there's a lot of weird science news this week that I wanted to bring up.

And we're a science-based podcast. If you're coming to, for the granular understanding of all of these new science articles, this is where you want to be. But these couples are- First of all, I just want to say Peter Sucliff said he died of COVID because you refused treatment, which is hilarious because he's too manly for it. COVID finally got a good one. I'm just so upset with all the people we hear getting COVID and then they're just like,

I'm feeling better than ever. Oh yeah. And it's all of our grandmas that are getting sick. I'm glad. So he's dead. So boom. Bye. You're in hell.

Bye, fucker. Bye. You're dead. But this story I wanted to talk about is fucking wild. All right. Now, this is where we're going to head into a world of what some people, hmm, some, I'm going to say, dumpy Daniels, they say that there's like non-ethical approaches to science, which are bad for the entire species.

Well, we have done a lot of different tests on a lot of different innocent animals. And then we've also done tests on innocent humans, which is quite bad. I think that is, you're right. But this is on a cellular level and it's about understanding because of my mind, I'd rather be killed by a group of scientists than any other group. I don't know why. Well, they would use your body for good as opposed to just sex or just like it's not even just good.

I mean, some of these scientists do do what you got to do to me. But the idea of, I mean, really messing with our biology, people get really upset by, but I'm fascinated because I think that really, when it comes down to it, the next steps and our evolution are going to be the connection of the biological with the machine. I think that is what the allegorical term of quote unquote, God made us in his own image is the idea of human beings who have not finished any sci-fi movie ever. I know. I'm just saying it's, it all, you're in the utopian phase of sci-fi.

And a lot of people just because we can, should we, and I'm like, maybe we should, but we're still not there. We're in like, we are so primitive in our science. We would be like, this is my friend, Anthony. Notice how he made himself half a refrigerator. Yeah, it's cool. It's pretty cool. You can keep beers over here.

You can keep beers in Anthony. He's half a refrigerator. But the thing is I keep pissing blood. Yeah, that's the problem. Doctor said I got like four days. That'll keep the beers nice and cold. So take a look at this story. I just don't know if we're there yet.

This is interesting. Spanish scientists are making very promising human monkey chimeras in China. So they're discovering- I just talked about how I was borderline accepting of robots covered in wolves clothes. These are the next steps. Okay. I am a full agnostic when it comes to should the human race continue. I really do believe when it comes down to- You were agnostic about that?

I just think all ideas- I don't know if it's time to make a decision. You can't say yes is the answer. I think all of all ideas are interesting and should be explored. I think that we should be allowed. Our brain should be allowed to go there, girl, because who knows what we'll discover along the way. You sound like Eichmann. Basically.

I mean, no. I'm not with the government. All ideas are on the table. I'm not with the government. Okay. But I think it's interesting. Scientists controversial claim that they have created the first human animal hybrid in a Chinese laboratory that has been leaked to the Spanish newspaper, El Pais.

Obviously, tell me if this has been fully debunked, I'm not quite certain. A team of Spanish researchers operated in China say they've created embryos that are part human and part monkey. Biologist Juan Carlos Ipsua, who also operates a lab at the Salk Institute of California, led the research project. This comes from BigThink.com. Their stated goal is to one day figure out how to use the animals to create organs for human transplants.

Okay. Well, the pro this idea is because how upset this all this shit makes the church. They hate the idea of transhumanism. They don't want us to be creating new little objects because according to them, this is God's job and not ours. But guess what? God's not there. It's only us.

So someone's got to do it. Well, BigThink. It does check out. They do have a Twitter. Wow. So there you go. That's difficult. 155,000 followers.

All right. It checks out. Basically the idea is, scientists inject human embryonic stem cells into an embryo of another species that's only a few days old. Ipsua has experience with this type of research. He's previously tried to add human cells into pig embryos. The idea is to create these sort of like human monkey things that we will like grow that we will take organs out of.

Is that what created Josh Gad? Hello. What? Beloved? He's beloved. I know he's beloved. He got naked for voting. I remember.

Thank God. And Biden thinks, thank you so much Joe Biden first. Thank you so much Josh Gad for showing the crack of your butt because it just allows me to get one more liter of blood to live. Hi, I'm your president Joe Biden. Your Joe Biden is so good. I'm not your president. Ha, ha, ha.

You are getting so good. Open my crypt. Wow. What's that? Oh, Lauren Michaels is calling. I won't let him know. It was a no. It was a no.

You don't want to be there anyway. But people are really obviously triggered and upset by this. I'm going to come now back here, which is fun because I took you on a journey and now I'm going to say this is why it might be bad because the big thing is that what they're really afraid is that number one, so they only let them live until they split. So they could say, they're just saying, okay, the genes can hold and then they fucking, they gas them and get rid of them. We just got women the right to vote.

And then we're going to have human chimeras out there and then they're going to demand a right to vote and technically they deserve a right to vote because they're also citizens. You are literally talking about the comic book series, Transmit. I love that. But this is why I guess is why I'm so pro this is because I love all of the sci-fi movies to be real. I want to all be real. Figure out school funding and now you want us, I'm sorry, I just spit all over Henry,

by the way. Great. There's no pandemic or anything. So everything's fine. You want us to figure out how to deal with a different form of human. We haven't figured out how to get like school books to kids and you think that we're ready for this. We got to jam the system.

I think when it comes down to we got to shake it up. We got to see what these human monkey chimeras are going to bring to the table when it comes along. How could it be better than wearing the deficit? What about us? What about just, you walk by the people that you see on the street and you say maybe that person could be somebody special if we pick them up by their socks, they tend to have sock socks.

There are massive systemic problems that should be addressed. I'll say that up top. Great. I'm actually happy that you addressed that. That's all I needed. That's it. Okay. Good.

Let's get everybody fixed. So how humans get all the humans here fixed. Number one. Boom. Done. Is that done? Good. Great.

Human monkeys now. Human monkeys now. So do human monkeys end up fighting with humans who are fully synchronized with robots? Well right now. Is that the new sci-fi movie we're writing? Basically we're, this is a really dystopian idea of the idea of growing these things that are essentially like living, things that go like, oh, oh, and you just harvest them for horkens.

That's not a great Indian lotter movie. But they're really afraid is that if the stem cells, biology, the term here is that they're what they're really afraid is that the human stem cells would, they say, quote unquote, would self-destruct if they're made their way to the brains of these animals because Dr. Angel Raya of the Barcelona Regenerative Medicine Center told El Pais, what happens if the stem cells escape and form human neurons in the brain of the animal? Would it have consciousness and what happens if these stem cells turn into sperm cells? There are so many questions.

Yeah. How are they going to start milking them? I mean, if they got udders. I don't understand. I don't know. Is there, is there going to be? I don't believe in me. Yeah, I don't believe in me.

You're De Niro from that movie 23 years ago, which I believe was called all the Fokkers. The Fokkers. It's called the Fokkers. You're right, Aunt Rita. Um, so this leads to another article that says scientists grow bigger monkey brains using human genes replicating evolution. They have now discovered that there is a gene that kept monkeys' brains small that didn't allow them to grow to the point that allowed them to evolve into having consciousness and

speech. They are putting, they're plugging the genes in and making brains grow bigger into human brains. Why would we want the only advantage we have over the monkey is our brains? I just love this chaotic energy. Swing, they can fend for themselves if we make them able to drive. We're doomed. Why are humans?

These, what I like about these, these new monkey humans is that they'll pressure Biden to move left. I, that's what's going to happen because they're going to realize they need aid. They need help. They're going to go in there and they're going to need more government support. They've been technically doing fine. We're the ones who are bothering them. They're doing great.

They love living in the jungles. They love eating bananas the right way. And they have a good time having sex with each other. What more do they want? War. A bigger, they want war? They want smartphones. They do want war.

If you go out there and you explain to these monkeys, hey, listen, do you want war? You want smartphones? Is it possible we've gotten too smart? I know not from listening to this podcast or the two people that you're listening to talk on this podcast. We're dumb. But as a human race, isn't being dumber more fun? I would almost say we should put monkey brains into human brains so we can start having a

good time in the woods again. Sometimes I look at some of the things that Travis has posted with his TikTok, Somali Ableton. Travis Morningstar from Abling and Stop At, yeah? Yeah, from the network. He's standing in front of us. He's right there. You don't have to say that.

He's right there. He's right there. I'm not going to explain to you what we're doing here. What? But this is not just a show for Travis. I know it's not, but it feels like it. There's an audience. I know.

So in the world of audience. He's the proxy. He is not even here. What? But I'm looking at him. Oh my God. I'm going to absolutely kill you. Yeah.

I'm actually going to kill you. Okay. Yes. I don't know. I feel like being dumber, the number one does seem to be more relaxing. I think you've just reached peak dumb. I am stupid. You know we record this as a podcast.

No, no, no. We got to do something for the people right here. Okay. But I know that being dumb does seem to make you more relaxed, but it does make you more agitable. It's agitable. It does seem to make you more aggressive. It can.

It can also make you very subdued, very chilled out, very much let it wash over me. Right. Sometimes you're just the man. There was like that one. I think that you're talking about people who might be mentally delayed in our current culture, right? I think the thing that makes them upset is that they're not peak intelligent like you and I.

Yes. So that's bothersome. Not everyone can be. But if everybody, if we had enough monkey brain in all of us, where we're just swinging on trees, you know, clack and doing all of your thing else under the sun, we'll make new languages, we'll do high fives, we'll have a lot of fun, I think we would just be in pure joy. There is a part of me.

Making that movie with Leonardo DiCaprio, where it was all wonderful and then it turns out that they were surrounded by a bunch of people that wanted to eat them and stuff like that. I forget the name of the movie. Which movie? The one with Leonardo DiCaprio. He was in many. He was quite successful.

He is very, he's very handsome. The river, the lake, the mystic, mystic pizza. All right. Oh, the island. The island. That actually was a good movie. I know. This is great radio.

That's why I refer to this. But they started off having fun, swinging around, having fun in the water, having sex with each other. But then it turned into a nightmare. I mean, obviously I put my character cap on every once in a while and I like the idea of entertaining all of these dangerous ideas because I think that we should be challenged as if we were in a more stable place, it'd be nice to be able to have conversations about esoteric science and do all of these.

If we actually had like the view of the future of like from the foundation series from Asimov, the idea that we could talk about all these like far flung, theoretics of like what should we be doing with science and not just being like, um, we have an entire school in middle Mississippi that has one computer and all it does is show horse fucking on it. So I know that we are having a problem with that. So that's the best computer in Mississippi. And the truth is, is that really the only thing that will save humankind is the great sunflower that will knock out all technology.

But oh, not a bunch of monkey. It's going to be really bad for podcasts. Well, at that point, nothing will matter. No. And won't that be ultimate pleasure? All right. So there you go. We're talking about hybrids way outside of our league when it comes to science.

Oh, yeah. And I'm certain there's so many people screaming about this because I bet it's highly offensive in a big old theoretical landmine field of all this bullshit. And I understand that, but also I don't care because I think it's really interesting and we have to try to be able to talk about these fun ideas. We do have to try, don't we? And I just want to hedge my bets here. Just politically, you never know what happens in the future.

I am against human chimeras. I am against us injecting humans with DNA of monkeys and vice versa. You're just worried they'll come and take our jobs. I am horrified that they're going to come and destroy everything that we know and everything that we love. The only reason we were able to beat the animals was because our brains were just a little bit bigger. And if we give them a big brain, then technically they're just superior because they're stronger.

Have you seen? No, we beat the animals. They can rip a person's face in half because that's what they do. We beat the animals because we can walk longer. We cheated. No, we didn't cheat. We were born with a skill set. We were born with a skill set that allowed us to survive.

We could walk longer than any other creature. That's what allowed us to survive. So if they didn't get us within 100 yards, we're good. We got it. Then we can just walk. That is true. And bows and arrows. And bows and arrows.

And then all the trickery. And podcasts. Yes. And then we made them sign their land away. Remember that when we did that to the bears? We invented flags. Yes. But that's a bit.

That's what's his name's bit. That's an Eddie Izzard bit. Oh, love Eddie. Love Eddie Izzard. All right, well, we will keep you informed on all things science related next week. You know how I like to, but I just think it's a, how can we get past our circumstances if we can envision an interesting, diverse future to go to extraterrestrials? Why are we mining things that are already already here?

But we. So then let's make a. They're in our minds. They're not in our minds. That is, that is. We got to start to understand. You're having a deep psychological. I'm just saying we, we will not evolve until we understand our own fucking brain.

We already beat the monkeys. Why do we need? We don't need to do anything. Extraterrestrial. It's not about beating the monkey. It's not about beating the monkey. It's about joining them. But why would we want to?

Anyway, it's like, it's like the Lakers being like, I wish we could join the Knicks. It doesn't make any sense. They already beat them. They already won. They're better. I think that's the most offensive thing has been said on this podcast. We talked about this recently, a couple of kids. I believe they were also on the four mentioned Tik Tok.

They were making a video. They were in San Francisco. Yes. But this is technically old news, but we didn't know. This is an update. Yes. Oh, this isn't. Yes.

This is an old update, but we didn't cover it. We basically wanted to find out. We asked you guys to email side stories, LPOTL, gmail.com to find out what happened with the two, the Tik Tokers finding the suitcase bodies over the summer at the El Quay Beach in West Seattle. Rather apologies. West Seattle, a Burian man. He has now been charged with two counts of first degree murder, bail set at five million

dollars. He's a 62 year old man. So that's what they say. 40 is the new 2020 is the new fetus and 60 is the new murderer. Isn't that nice? 62 year old Michael L. Dudley was arrested from his own by Seattle police. Long time neighbors say Dudley had lived there for 15 to 20 years. They say this is according to Catherine Rogers.

Again, this is a woman or this is a man rather who killed two people and put them in duffel bags and then throw them in the water. She says he was a nice man. He started out really, really well. That's how it is. We all start. Yeah. Unless you're really dire circumstances.

Yep. And then Dudley did admit that he was having arguments with the victims. He had charged them $1,500 a month in rent, but they were not able to pay. So this is a landlord murder. It looks like a landlord finally had enough. This is a strange episode of three companies. That's for sure. So he charged a 15 bucks, 1500 a month in rent that you're not able to pay it.

Which is pretty freaking steep, dare I say. But not in Seattle. I guess not. Another neighbor said over rent. That is crazy over rent. I can't fathom that thought that he would do that. So the neighbors are a little bit upset. But they also apparently said the man started acting strangely and also the couple that

was murdered not to blame them in any way, shape, or form, but they were bringing, I guess, the attention of the authorities at home. They were doing a bunch of like, they were like party and shit in the apartment. It's still not a reason to kill them. Well, it'll definitely bring the cops faster than party and murdering. So this is, according to the neighbor, she says, this summer, things really nose dived. Really? She says, I used to be able to see his house and the laurels have grown up.

And the laurels have grown up. So apparently the thing that she was like, he's going crazy is because he wasn't taking care of his yard. So that sounds like an HOA thing. Yeah. The victims were identified as 27 year old Austin winner and 35 year old Jessica Lewis. They were shot and killed June 9th. And then, of course, they ended up in the suitcase there, which is never a good situation

to find out. Henry, you're going to die and you're going to be found in a suitcase at no point. Are you like, can't wait to see what happened? Yeah, I don't. I feel like it's never good to be folded up in a suitcase, especially if you're not pants. Definitely not. So a month, a month after the bodies were found, that's when the cops were able to make

an arrest. So there you go. A little update on a 2020 tale that has really, I mean, that was just. Never open up anything, never even go for a walk. Don't look down. That's what I said. Oh, you mean just. You mean being a coma.

Being a coma. That's the only way not to find a dead body when you are, in fact, almost a dead body. Here's this other story. I was talking about this Hawaii UFO video that I saw and when I, on first time I watched it, it looked really fucking good. But it turns out the video was, they were there saying that it was a spent rocket burning up in the atmosphere and there's a clearer video that shows the trails because it looked like a solid object in the sky.

Like it looked like it had like an infrastructure behind the lights. But then if you look on the higher quality video, you can definitely see the trails as it was burning up in the atmosphere, which is very disappointing for me. But I will say I did receive some very good episodes, some very good videos from some of our listeners, Brittany, Max and Parker. Now, Max sent me a very solid ass video that is a triangle. You can kind of see it be solid flying through the sky and that's what I, you'll love to see it because I love to see solid things flying through the sky right in my face.

It's just really fun to see that because, you know, we got the other two videos were great, but they were orbs, they were the orbs because a lot of times orbs can be the big thing I'm saying is a loose mylar balloons because in the sky, they make weird shapes and they are reflective. How many that mean? I have never seen a non loose mylar balloon. Oh, you would. You could.

What do you mean? Are they the ones like out of car shops? Like a big like when they're having a like we got to get like I killed my family. I got to sell off all these cars sale. It's more like some of those or they are, you know, what you buy for a birthday party or you'd buy like those aluminum looking balloons. Oh, of course they released it like they get loose and they go up in the sky and a lot of times they're accidentally mistakenly identified as orbs and and so one of them it might have

been mylar balloon, but man, it's nice to see a triangle. Oh, you got UFO videos, you send them to side stories LPOTL at gmail.com and maybe I should do some form of showing them on the Instagram or something and commenting on them. Well, absolutely. I completely agree with that. Good. Well, so we know what a dinosaur butthole looks like. It's flat.

Yes. We do know what a dinosaur butthole looks like. It is indeed flat. It was not nearly as interesting as Jodi Aries. No, not nearly. Jodi Aries has told a story much like the rings of a tree. You knew that there was some trouble arising as a matter of fact, do they do butthole palm readings?

Obviously, it's not a palm reading, but the equivalent of a palm reading on a butthole. Side stories LPOTL at gmail.com. I know for a fact some of you have read the future in somebody's asshole. Because that's really, you get a lot of evidence, you get a lot of indication of person's health, you get a lot of indication of person's lifestyle, a lot of indication of age. Yes. Yeah, I mean, I don't know about age because I've seen some young women have some buttholes that definitely look like they came from like war-torn Serbia.

Of course, you saw those on the internet. Yeah, I'm not inviting them over to my home. I'm not running an assholery in my house. Like, it would come and we don't like check them off a list being like a census, like got you, got you, got you, Natalie's there just like, you know, making sure that I'm staying a doctor. Uh-huh. Yes, absolutely.

But of course, you have to be a doctor to stay a doctor in which case you are committing crimes. I guess so. All right. Well, speaking of committing crimes, yes, that there really isn't much of a story. The dinosaur, but it's a butthole that's flat. It's a cloaca. And I'm happy that they did it.

I'm happy that they. It's just, I understand science. This is why we, you know, we talked about the top of the weird news. Things are so desperate to get your attention. They just want, they just want a little bit of attention because you know what happens when they don't get their attention? They take money from people like Jeffrey Epstein because they're so desperate to have somebody come and pay attention to their weird fringe science and they need a way to put butts in

seats. And the way they actually did put a butt in seats is by showing us all a dinosaur's butthole and acting like it was big news when it's just a picture of an asshole. It's just a picture. And it's not even a good. It's just a picture of someone that you'd recognize. Well, speaking of a picture of an asshole, Lori Loughlin, she is obviously she got in trouble for the college, the pay, the pay to get her kids in the college.

I don't really give a shit, but I think she was trying to get her kid into South Carolina. If I remember some school that you can just get in anyway, honestly, if she had actually like got her into a vocational school, that might have really helped. That could have helped. Carpentry. We need people with skills. She's just on Instagram. Yes, she's done.

Lori Loughlin rather the reason she's being brought up a bit of a update here. She has just reported to prison. That was November 17th. So if you think you're having a rough day, this is good for perspective. She went from the full house to the big house. I'm going to kill you. But this is a good thing for perspective. She is going to be serving two months and she's 56 years old.

She's speaking of buttholes. They got to bend over at the waist. There's a lot of casting couch stuff going on. She's going through the ringer right now. Wow. Wow. And this is just not going to be a good time for her. And I'm excited for her Oprah interview as soon as this is all done.

Oh, as soon as she comes out, she's flipping this into a book. She's flipping this into a reality show. What she's learned. Look at, she just follows the Martha Stewart plan, which is you don't even act fucking embarrassed by it. Leave Martha alone. She was the fall guy for that whole thing. She was, but she jail made her brand better.

I love Martha Stewart with all my heart. Which she understood intrinsically being like, now I got prison wisdom. I got prison wisdom and we're not going to reform these prisons until these rich white women start going there. And then they're going to be like, this isn't nice. This is bad. This is bad. This is bad.

Although they're still in a nicer version than the boys, but you know, why does no, why doesn't prison have hand masks? This isn't nice. This isn't nice. All right. So this is according to a source. They told people magazine that she's had no specific problems. They said no one has tried any shit with her.

No, man. No, they just want to ask about fucking, they want to ask about the twins. They're going up to going at, uh, I forget the, what was the Michelle's tagline being like, oh, no, no, cut it out. That was Dave's. Yeah. Cut it out. Oh yeah.

They're definitely doing cut it out at her. Have mercy. Have mercy. I believe that was her. No, that is still him. That's Stamos. Get out of my room. You got it, dude.

You got it, dude. Yeah. It was not get out of my room. Wow. Yeah. Get out of my room was what she said. Get out of my room. That's her new tagline.

Yeah. In jail. The source said. I'm sure she's fine. I'm sure. I'm sure she's doing great. The source said she was a little weepy on her first night there, but she pulled herself together and now she's resolved to finish her sentence with her head held high.

Dude, she's going to get jacked. She's going to get strong. You get in there. She's going to get strong. Like, you ever seen like what happens to some girls when they're like going towards the wedding and like how hard they work on their arms, trying to make their arms as tight? Just to get to a flumpy, frumpy dude. Yeah.

It's so sad how much more beautiful women are than the men. Especially in their wedding day. Look at me. Look at me. It's just like. It's fucking. It took years of hypnosis for me to be with Natalie. Absolutely.

You know, you've definitely. She'll snap out of it one day. That movie love potion number nine, which in hindsight is a little problematic. This is what she told the judge. This is again. Lori Loughlin. She says, I made an awful decision. I went along.

This is what I don't like about. This is such a freaking. This is just such a privileged response. She says, I went along with the plan. You are the plan. You are definitely completely charged with that household. I know. Any clue what you were doing in that house?

No, I never, I never like knock, knock, knock on my front door and someone opened and then I opened it and someone's like, you want to cheat your way into school? Like these things don't just happen. Like you have to call someone. No, you understand. You were screaming. How much money do I have to pay to get my daughter into school? I wasn't an actress in Hollywood in the nineties for nothing.

Okay. She's doing great. She went on to say, I went along with the plan to give my daughters an unfair advantage in the college admissions process, man. I'm also going to say straight up, she didn't invent this and she's not the only person who's done this. Look at the entire freaking Bush family. You think that that guy got into Yale because he was smart?

But Bush families also should be in the fucking hag. That's a good point as well. She says in doing so, I ignored my intuition that great actress intuition is always of the greatest ability to judge character and they're not in it for themselves. Actors are shape shifters. They have no center. Yes. I ignored my intuition and allowed myself to be swayed from my moral compass.

I don't like her. I don't like her. Because of that response, there's no apology, there's no like, I'm a fucking idiot, sorry about this. There's no, I'm sorry, my genetics couldn't create a smarter enough girl to get into college. Or should have just let her just do whatever, go to whatever college she wanted to do or just make money as an Instagram influencer because she was already doing it.

The audacity as well of these colleges, don't even get me going. But it is funny that they're like, they tried to pay to get in here. Oh, that'll be 150 grand. And they just took the money. So this is again, this, Lori Laughlin, you know, whatever you think about her, she's only like a symptom of this whole thing and shows how corrupted all of these various systems are. They allowed her to fall under the sword and allows all of them to feel a lot better about

themselves because they got, they arrested one person, even though the pave to play thing is the, is inherent to the American experience and they act as if it's not. That's why we have a very, uh, not so hidden class warfare going on inside of this country because they are just trying to kill the poor as much as humanly possible. And these people just get away with this bullshit. So Lori Laughlin gets to go to jail and everybody else gets away scot-free. Well, my question is, do you feel safer on the streets knowing that Lori Laughlin is in prison?

I would say no. I think that she should have had to set up some kind of fund where she would help poor people. Yeah, she should be helping. Less privileged people. That's actually incredible. That would be an actual good plan for her to help people that actually needed help to pay for college, not her just, not just some other random rich person.

And also we're paying for her to be in prison. And that's a whole nother story. That's a whole nother story. Also, you're not the sad story is Garfield Eats, who we've talked about many times in the show. Oh my God, I didn't think we were. You know what? As a matter of fact, let's make Garfield Eats here of the week.

You can. Garfield Eats. Well, let's just shoehorn in the theme song here of the week. Garfield Eats, you were this week's here of the week. Um, I'm so sorry to see you gone. To Toronto Pizza Place at Paisal Mosh, everyone's favorite cartoon tabby which survived, everyone maybe thought they would survive this terrible year, but they would because, you know, how many times have I seen Garfield on suction cups in an overturned car where everyone else

is dead inside and Garfield is alive. He's funny because he's his face is like, they're driving drunk. How many times I've seen Garfield on suction cups on a house that is burnt to the ground where everything, entire orphanage is dead. And you see the skeleton of children chained to there because they were, you know, criminally insane and they were trained their little beds and they all died in a fire, but Garfield still live. And I thought he'd live.

I thought that he would live in the, that also that came from the AV club that little bit. This is from the AV club, extremely devastating news Uber, uh, man, they've still got the market cornered because now Garfield, their number one competitor is out Garfield eats at launched only last year. It was created by quote, a team of dreamers and indeed isn't it a team of dreamers who believe the market was more than ready to throw money at a place that promised to make food both quote entertaining plus engaging a.k.a.

Enter gauging. I am a term they came up with. Let's just, I'm going to just push my rage down and push it down. They served up grotesque, garf shaped pizzas smeared with absurdly orange sauce. This is the, the, the, uh, this is the framing of the AV club who can be a little hoity to it. They can be a little hoity to it. If it comes down to it, yeah, you might be, you might consider it obscene that there was

garf shaped foods there, but I think it's great. It's made by dreamers. Absolutely. It's made. Edu Gainment. Enter, was it? Enter Gangers. Enter Gangers.

Enter Gangers. I don't quite know. That is, who else was making Garfield shaped food? If Garfield. Who else was doing it? No one. No one. Maybe an eight year old who was getting in trouble the next morning because he was

doing it over midnight, but then his mom can't be too mad at him because he made him Garfield pizza for her birthday. Think about how many child molesters this satiate for the night. Oh my goodness. Don't hurt the great nature of Garfield, although if you are going to measure which fan base has more pedophiles Garfield or Heathcliff Garfield, Heathcliff is again, Heathcliff scares the pedophile because they know, Oh, you're going to entice a kid over with Heathcliff. That kid's going to beat the shit out of you and take all your lunch money.

I like where we're at this era. The idea of way Garfield weaponized to basically groom children. Well, he was definitely here to groom obese people and he, guess what? Call me groomed because I would have been there front and center. I haven't been in Toronto during this time period because it was, it was, it opened right after we were there last year because I would have eaten her. Of course. But look at the little ears on the pizza.

I know. That's what makes it so fun. Yeah. Look at this. So Garfield eats, you're here of the week. I'm sorry that it didn't work out for you, but you know what? There's always next time and there's more lasagna coming and today it might be a Monday for you, but don't forget right around the corner is Tuesday, Tuesday's past the Monday.

And guess where all this Garfield shaped food is going to go to our prisons to, I am pretty certain. All right. Well, speaking of waking up early, which is something you have to do in prison, a man was warned by police after shouting, wakey, wakey in his pickup truck. This is, this is from Hampshire. I guess this is in the Hampshire. Yeah.

Hampshire police received many complaints about a man and his passenger shouting at the top of their voices, a wakey, wakey people are very upset. They're very upset. Apparently this happened at 1.40 in the morning and they were on a megaphone. Someone, they were saying somebody was yelling, wakey, wakey, they did it twice and went up and down the road. It was pretty loud. I do like a couple of days and woke up her husband.

I like this statement from them that apparently when they were driving around the red Nissan Navara driver was also seen turning off his lights and shouting, you can't call the police because you can't see us. This is like the beginning of a clockwork orange where like these guys are hooligans, they're ruffians. Yeah. They're beating up a homeless guy. Maybe they did a little amount of fire or something, but then it turns into something

very dangerous. They did horrible ultraviolet. They did horrible things. No, I'm just saying, but this is where it begins. This is the opening scene. Wakey, wakey. Yeah. Oh God.

Shut up, you bullies. And then, but it turns out it gets really bad once they do a home invasion. It's very similar to the come, come on. What is that? What is that? It's from the Warriors. I messed up the beginning of it. Wait, what?

That was right. Kim Kimmit. Kim Kimmit. You're in a drunkenness sweep. What's going on? Wakey Wakey is a fun thing to say. I can see, right now, at this, yes again. And if somebody woke you up with the words wakey wakey, you would be, I would be, war

If you had a shotgun you would use it war has been declared, but I also understand yeah You okay you got your shot in on me good Guess what well all you did was inspire me to get up and get my arms together yeah, and get my uniform on and Get my final assault on all propriety within this neighborhood because you're the one who took the lid off this shit motherfucker Because guess what I've been sitting here holding back. I've been sitting here holding back this whole time I'm a coiled serpent you're out there you decided oh you think you're the only fucking hog in the hog pen right guess What there's a bigger hog and this hog? It's got human hands coming up here like tools. We wakey-wakey the wrong guy That's what I'm saying you wakey-wakey eggs and bakey wakey-wakey. You're dead and flaky my friend yes, indeed

I'm coming there. I'm turning you into a goddamn fucking strophers. What was that the do you remember the stoffers? What was the the tarts? What was the name of the pop tarts not pop tarts strusels? Yeah Fucking kill your family. I always tell me about my fucking different breakfast tart I always like the streusel you tell me anybody waited for that streusel to get hot before you ate the frosting Oh, yeah, you just put that right in your mouth. You take the yogurt you just mission all around Oh, I loved it So officers eventually caught up with the dude turns out as a 21 year old driver And they issued him a warning the warning means that the driver's car can be seized can be if he gives residents further

Unwelcome wake-up calls UK so cute. It's so sweet because we would have shot him Yeah, and they were like one more time you'd stop it now 12 months. We're gonna take your car. All right I'm taking all right then I'm taking your bullhorn, and I'm turning it down from a 10 to an 8 Whoa So did you get your own volume notice he's on volume notice for yelling wakey-wakey? Although you know what maybe somebody was late for work, and isn't that a surprise coincidence of pleasure Serendipity I mean the one thing about quarantine everybody schedules all off now We used to do so much worse stuff not at 21 by that time

You're kind of done doing any sort of destruction of property because you're too busy just getting wasted Hammering hammering hammering hammering. Yeah, but like 16. This is very innocent He's not blowing up a mailbox or throwing eggs at anything He's just yelling wakey-wakey if you're 21 though it is a little it's a bit of an amateur move We're all very frustrated right now and when it comes down to it Why I mean how do you get a release you need some kind of release normally? You can go out with your buddies and punch each other in the face or like do like have a fun night go do it Or now like I might remember that and Philly when I couldn't get I fell out of the cab and then you carried me like

I was a toboggan yeah, we had so much fun So I feel like at some point not easy for you either that was very strong I mean I'm a huge guy wouldn't be easy for any I have a low center of balance is easy for me to drag things Yeah, but I wonder if we're going to see more like Cultural outbursts like this like little like flares of people doing more because I wanted to I'm getting a lot of pushback from our friend group Why because I wanted to go caroling for Christmas Eve aggressively outside of people's homes You want a carol you hate Christmas? I know but I wanted to say tannic carols

So you want to ruin Christmas for people? Yeah, but I'll be inside your home skeleton You have no idea what you're talking about again. I'm the coiled serpent this story actually went ahead and did wakey-wakey Wait me by it wakey-wakey me to the scenario of me understanding my neighbors don't know I live there yet What friends did you run this idea by my friends you didn't do you you told your dog probably no Yeah, Henry. No, we're not going caroling. First of all, it's a pandemic second of all people can still shoot you you wear masks Yeah, but you don't like Halloween. I mean you don't do you love Halloween? You don't like Christmas I hate making a Halloween Christmas. I'm bringing Halloween to Christmas. What song would you sing? I want to do fucking Iron Maiden's The Trooper. That's not really a Christmas song

Man every fucking dope it wouldn't be because it would be disruptive of people's Christmas God knows everyone's dead and you want to go caroling on Christmas. They're not all dead No, I know just everyone how every house that we would stop by magically All right. Well, also, there's kind of spooky the idea is horrifying. Is it COVID spooky? It is spooky. That's what I was thinking. Yeah, it is kind of funny that COVID did sort of fit with October I guess so kind of worked. It was like because also every movie every video Movie I'm like every fucking I had to put down last of us too because I was like they just kept on going No with the pandemic and I'm like, I know I know

Anyway, oh god getting heated Maybe I feel like he wakey-wakey does today. He may have so also apparently there's an alleged Serial baby killer nurse this story. I want it is a crazy story This is one of those where I want to get come back around to the story when there's more information This is the story of Lucy Letby who's 30. There's a British nurse who's charged with the murder of several babies in her care It's very sad story very sad a 10 attempted murder and eight infant deaths, but it's just like The weird thing that I'm trying to parse out is that she's been arrested three times for it. She's been under investigation Yes, and she they kept letting her go back and she's been allowed around these like basically these preemies keep dying

Sturiously, it's an awful story. It really is but I want to get into it When we know a little bit more of like why did she kept getting released because she would get arrested for it to get released I think was the first time. Yes She's been arrested three times and then she keeps going back to the hospital and more babies died Yeah, apparently and she's like this sweet looking like it shows a picture her with like like Wine time like she looks like a wine mom and she's got like it's so scary I mean, they're the ones who kill all the time. We never know. It's the same guys who just like oh, I like my slow rock I don't like to go too fast. I like to take it nice and easy mean while they're like

They have a human like ring finger up their asshole at all times exactly and they're like, oh, greg was so nice I can't believe it. He was apparently what happened was So the majority of infants who died under let bees care were premature The unusually high amounts of death prompted the hospital To close its neonatal units and stop caring for babies before she was so bad Be born before 32 weeks. So instead of being like all of these babies are dying We better find out what's happening. They just closed it Um, so yeah, we'll we'll figure out more on this story. We'll talk about this after Thanksgiving

And uh and keep you up to date. That's freaking brutal. Yeah, it's very very tense. So this is really this is a herald shipman ask Uh type killer here. I wonder if the motivation was infanticide or taking them out of their pain or something I have read stories of other nurses who kill and there is some sort of Like one stripe of it Is they're jealous of the happiness of families that have babies that there's like this one thing where they essentially are um They they are they either like they hate happy families straight up and they view it and so they want to wreck it or two They are so pent up with like they're I forget this one story

I forget it was a nurse the whole point was to make people super super sick and then save them Right, and so that you're the savior. You have to save your complex house in situation Yes, and but oftentimes they end up dying in the process So that's one but then wouldn't these are all two various like types of nurses who kill If you're a nurse who kills and your whole thing is to make people sick to save them Then you didn't save them. You're a horrible nurse I know but it's like comedians like bill burr who digs a hole for himself and the whole thing Is he get yourself out? Yeah, but that's a best for jokes

Yeah, but only the best comedians can do it same thing with nurses So if you are going to fuck around like that as a nurse you better be the michael jordan of nurses Yeah, I suppose so All right Well, and just lastly before we get to some listener emails again be very careful whenever driving a snow plow driver found Two murder victims near the side of a highway. This is in cali Um, so the bodies yasina larson 30 and william adrian larson 35 were discovered at 6 30 a.m By a cal trans driver who is plowing snow alongside the the uh, the highway there, so be very careful

You got to be careful out of stone like also. I just don't want to discover a body. Are we ever going to find a body? I just feel like every week we have new stories people finding bodies It has to happen. We don't walk enough. Yeah, that's true All right, here's this next story. We're getting some listener emails We have a lot of response from people from the adult constanso episodes that we did Filling in some gaps in our information and thank you all so much for the response to that series I know that was that was one where it was a serial killer plus a cult kind of an interesting A web that uh, that was able to unfurl in front of our ears. It was very fun. So here we got this. He wasn't nice

Um to answer ben's question on human skinning. Oh, please do I do have some experience skinning people although not living ones I'm almost done with medical school But part of all first year medical students anatomy curriculum is taking off the skin and fat of our cadavers An anatomy lab before dissecting that part of the body further So we asked the question how long would it take to skin a human body and can someone live while you're doing it? Right, right? This is done incredibly carefully and slowly so that we can study the delicate veins and nerves that run just under the skin As it's very disrespectful to rush through and ruin the body that someone so thoughtfully donated to us

Such a fine line between a sadist and a sociopath and a doctor and someone in med school We need these new butchers. Thank god. Thank god. They're able to do it However, if you were just trying to get the skin off the process would not take would probably not take long with a sharp knife And a restrained person probably in the order of 20 minutes if the cultists were sufficiently practice at all I'm not sure whether someone would die of blood loss But again, that would be a matter of practice avoiding the major veins and laying under the skin Someone could feasibly keep the person alive But my bet is that they would actually lose consciousness from pain and hypothermia before they died

Also, I'm not sure how painful the process would be because if you were removing the skin entirely All of the nerves that run just under the surface would be removed wholesale Not severed. Also the intense amount of adrenaline might make your brain just numb out all the pain entirely But I'm not trying to find out That is really Freaking interesting. So you could actually shout out a UT shout out to UT Southwestern and all our fans out there UT Southwestern. Thank you all so much. Um

You could actually skin somebody then and have them lose very little blood Oh, you know god willing in the creek. Don't rise. Jeez. That is freaking scary. All right interesting Thank you so much for the response. It really was true. I figured that the adrenaline would kick in Yes, but I don't know if you're going to shock or you don't know if you just die. Who knows? I imagine it's very traumatic and that's just one email that we received on that subject So again, if you have skinned someone alive, um, uh, send us a newspaper. Don't please please don't tell us I don't want to she's I can't know that I can't call the FBI and be like we know someone who's skinned somebody and next thing You know, they're making fun of us for our weight. I mean, I got you know

The only thing I know about the FBI is that mcdonald's uh documentary about uh about the uh monopoly game and the fbi was funny In that one. They were funny in that one, but normally they're very not they're actually very scary And somehow we position ourselves into thinking the fbi's the good guy. No, no, no, no bad Here we go. Um, here we go This email just finished listening to a doll for constanso series and just wanted to share some Insight that probably just makes things worse. I have to imagine that most of the beheading in general gore around the machetes Is probably dramatized for effect quite quick background I have about five or six years experience training in kendo aido and kenjutsu

Basically all different components of the martial arts that some that surround using a katana Oh, kendo really focuses on physical conditioning and sparring whereas the other two are more skill form and kind of meditative I think we finally found our joe rogan crossover fan. You really did. Is it have you ever watched kendo fights? I can't say I have they're fucking oh, yeah, I'll check them out. I like to watch fighting I'm also salvadoran american and well not to court stereotypes, but they're part of the culture machetes I imagine a major component of my practice was something called Tame Shigiri, which is basically cutting practice. This is where we use bamboo mats that are soaked for about a day rolled up

And bound to about the diameter of a limb and then propped up on a stand A new student needs several months to a year of practice before they could reliably cut all the way through a mat Which isn't as difficult as a human body with all of the muscles bones, etc Ultimately, this is because it's a high skill act You need to be able to maintain the trajectory geometry momentum of the cut to actually achieve it Any small variation when you can swing can totally fuck it up I am such a forged in fire nerd me too. And this is just it will kill it will kill Yes, that's so fun

This can be so bad that new students fuck up a sword or worse hurt themselves taking the full impacting their joints Depending on how much muscle they pull put in right a non-stationary and that animate target just makes this even more difficult Beheading beheading cuts are some of the most difficult in our practice because you really need Everything to line up exactly right. Also a neck has a lot of stuff going on inside compared to other Popular cutting targets like the wrists or belly. Oh my god another email from a doctor Oh, how long you spending machete school? I think to remember is that when it's swinging in space something like a sword machete is actually very thin flat It has to bite just right to actually cleave through an object ignoring the object's composition

All of this is to say the machete based violence was probably way more gruesome than has been reported Assuming the single cuts are unrealistic in dramatization There was probably a lot more chopping hacking and squirming going on in those rituals that we probably Within we're probably reported. Wow. Thank you so much for that insight makes sense And don't worry about upholding stereotypes when they're freaking awesome You know, that's the thing with the journal. It's like, you don't want to stereotype people It's like Germans you can mention flattened meats. That's just veal. You can mention the beer But then don't mention everything. Oh, you mean all the baggage of all the every sin

The sins that your people carry for the rest of their lives Also, Germany was the first place I ever had coca-cola and beer together. I don't like the mixes. I know that's very more popular That's more popular in Europe, but I'm not I'm not a fan of it. It's different But that's just me It's just you from a listener with the mention of santa muerte in the last couple of LP otl episodes I thought I'd share my experience. Uh, I thought I'd share my experience Of course, we always wonder if things are coincidence right timing magical thinking But this situation just clings to me for a bit of background. I'm physically disabled and in government housing

This means I live in a very bad part of my country Santa muerte's big game is protection Which is why a lot of dealers will get involved with her due to their path being their path being dangerous Since year one of moving into my area. I noticed it was not safe Especially not safe for someone who has mobility and sight challenges since my mother is my power of returning I basically need her approval for any major life decision for over 10 years I've been begging her to help me get out of my current situation But she and the rest of my family was refusing to believe that I was in any kind of danger or need of help

I've received countless creepy notes had countless random people show up at my door thinking that they were the address of their dealer And then finally in 2016 and finally in 2018 I had an attempted b&e and my neighbor across the alley was having some kind of trip In thinking that he was a wild animal making all kinds of demonic animal noises and screaming at me to come out of my Apartment so he could do several deadly things to me. We got to get that robot monster. Do you need the robot? Yeah, definitely because of the area I live in it took the cop 70 minutes to actually garage And by that time my door was literally broken and starting to come loose Well, he and lorry lawful and both living in government housing and you don't know which is worse which is worse

My mom was still not believing me about the situation saying I was overacting And as a last resort I decided to fuck it and got involved with the practice of Santa Muerte In praying for protection offering her a couple of gifts making her an altar I asked her if she would watch over me and protect my cats my partner and me two weeks later I was at an overnight event where I was trying to sell some of my artwork My mom was over at my apartment watching my cats when I came back She had a shocked and upset look on her face telling me that she saw the most awful thing A man in a body bag being brought out of an apartment across the alley

I asked her to point to what door it was and she pointed to the door of the man who was trying to break into my apartment She told me just being in my apartment for a couple days made her see and hear stuff She wished she had not people have said that Santa Muerte will grant you the desire in the most Unexpected and it will grant you desire in the most unexpected ways And she's not something to take lightly while it's horrible that a man lost his life And if the whole thing was due to a series of explainable events from drug use or something I find it interesting because this happened right in front of my mom's eyes And she finally started to believe me. Well, thank god. Yeah, it's government housing. It's not going to be good

Uh, it's intense. It's it's sad. It's hard. We need better housing We're only as good as our weakest person in any country. I still believe these people should be able to live Everyone should be able to live healthily and Complete lives. They should not have to struggle so hard. There's so much riches in especially in America. We're so rich Why does anybody have to struggle like that? Uh, so then you can feel better about yourself. Oh, I forget. Yeah, then you can say I'm not doing as bad as them So I'm doing just fine. And of course the strong person there

Hopefully they got out of that situation because there's nothing worse than not being able to feel safe in your own dang home Yep I live in la in a relatively quite neighborhood quite neighborhood A few years ago when my wife and I pulled into our driveway late at night We noticed something in the large tree that is in front of our building I thought it was some sort of critter at first as I approached I saw that it wasn't a critter But a severed massive cow's tongue nailed to the tree about eight feet up. What the tongue looked relatively fresh I tried googling what this meant, but to no avail. My best guess it would be to don't snitch

Like a santeria type of message. I really have no idea My apartment overlooked the tongue and it stayed there for several days greeting me throughout the window Each greeting me through my window every morning. I called the cops to report it. They were incredibly confused and were very much like Not our job But after almost a week, it was suddenly gone I it probably just fell off the nail As it slowly well, honestly if you have any insight as to what that means sign stories side stories lpotlgmail.com And also if we actually were to maybe move some of the

Resources the police have around maybe they would be able to say yes, this actually we do have an apartment for this This is the cow tongue apartment. We've got gary got gary on the cow tongue. Oh my goodness every department needs a good gary on on cow tongue duty Yeah, interesting stuff. Can you imagine if trees had tongues? Wouldn't that change our idea of them? I am sick of hearing your children both pitches Because they owned by the licking tree That is what's but I mean that's ants

No, oh, yes ants from from uh lord of the rings. Yeah, I'm a rat. I'm one of the ants keep pussy I think you have me get ants eat that pussy Well, well wanda Sykes who I love very much Um, I don't know about the premise for that joke because your audience aren't a bunch of nerds I guess that is true. That'll be for us. Uh, no ants. They can't eat pussy But you have to fork left up to them. They can't come down to you and then girls If you have sex with an ant if you can kiss an ant when it's on the ground, that's a baby ant and now you're a tree pedophile You're a pedophile for the trees. Yeah, which is disgusting. It's disgusting and I hate that

Happy Thanksgiving everybody. Happy Thanksgiving. I hope everyone is doing all right out there Finally some good news seems to be coming around. I guess it's more confusing than ever But and you know, we're supposed to stay locked inside of our homes It's another wasted holiday season, but guess what this time this thing? What's really important is to eat turkey no matter how you can absolutely or turf tow furky if you want to Um, there's a lot of people asking questions about what happened to last stream on the last night. Oh my god So many people clamoring clamoring clamoring, but um adult swim has decided with just a stroke of the pan Um to just eliminate the entire adult swim digital department

It's not adult swim It you know these these large corporations that are buying everything and you realize the entertainment industry and us performers We didn't have really for not really making any money for them. No, um, so of course They just sort of line item vetoed our entire existence But It's so easy. It's amazing. Maybe they had fun with it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, they were probably laughing They said matching everybody packing their stuff how many people were fired and just like one stroke of a pan It's like their version of chip from uh from fixer uppers when it's demo day

But for them it's corporate demo day where they just delete lives But anyway, so our last stream on the left on adult swim.com. It's no longer going to be But I'm just incredibly sad. We're mostly distraught, but we are bringing it all to twitch twitch.tv slash last podcast network The next month or so we're going to be showing old archived episodes of last stream just in place Which will be at the standard time the 5 p.m. Pacific and 8 p.m. Eastern standard time But then what we're going to do afterwards I think we're going to take about a month break But in december we're coming back because we're moving into a new studio. We got all of this shit that we're working out

Yeah, essentially we're coming back stronger than ever and we're going to be doing last stream called last stream on the left We get all of that shit back. We're going to have this show back up on twitch It'll be just as bad as you remember. Don't worry. We're not going to change anything We're not up in the quality. No, we refuse to up the quality just as bad as you remember Just as bad as you love We just have some rejiggering technically that we have to do over the next month because I don't know if you could tell but like We're so creative here

So creative but none of us are really like We're just we got to get past a point where we know what all the cables do And that's kind of where we're in a build we're in a build phase. It really is about the cables But yes, so some changes happening, but we are so excited to um, but we're not stopping. We're not stopping Of course, we're not stopping because I love we love doing our stream show and we're heartbroken We're not going to be able to do it on adult swim anymore, but we are going we are forging ahead We are super excited to do whatever it is We will be doing on the twitch network on the twitch channel

We're really going to blow that out and we're going to have a lot of fun So we'll be together more than ever before and I do want to do something with Madden I think I'm going to do ben versus fans. I mean, you know what my percentage is in madden right now What 6.3? Which means I am better than 97 No 93.7 6.6 point Yes, 93.7 pretty good. I'm 135 and 108

So I'm doing pretty good. So I will kick your ass and I also plan to be doing some live sipsics Playing this just to keep people going to just because the last thing we want to do is take Entertainment from you during this time period. So we're going to add as much as we can quote-quote entertainment Uh, so we're going to add as much as we can over the next month entertainment I I was already like I we were already ironically saying edutainment You know what I mean? And now enter gauge mint enter gauge mint sounds like It sounds like we're having fans over and I'm doing what I said before we're just checking to see how big everybody's ass holds All right, thank you. Thank you all so much for hanging with us. We're gonna keep on trucking like we always

Live every day like you're waking up in a ceo and you're just looking at the sieve employees She can't wait to fire so excited to get rid of it But what you're doing instead of you see this picture of my employee gary smiling. Yeah, turn it upside down Oh, he's upside down. He's frowning. It's like he's going into a well. That's what we want and then um Laugh at the people that think that we live this life like the people who say oh, why can't you pay for your student debt? No way to pay for your student debt. I was like, oh what you should do is start Um whittling your own clothes from cotton fibers from old clothes And that's how you can save money and shit

Of course Instead of like just saying like how it's just numbers in a computer and they could just hit zero and then it could just All be over and it doesn't really matter. It's it's not though. Really. Well, it's they could just it's just a number Yeah, we could just hit a zero you could just make all the student debt go away. They have the computers I've said this at the bank. They got the computers. They just have to make it zero and then it zero It's the money's not real but none of the money is real Have you become half a monkey brain but laugh knowing that money is not real no matter what your landlord says I mean it does when it comes to health care

But also know that when your landlord the one thing I will I'll preface that with it's like why you're laughing at your Landlord now the problem is that tiktok story kind of showed that landlords. They can kill you. They are upset So just know that when you're laughing at him and absorb that and just just take that lesson with you Put that in your pocket put that in your pocket. All right, everyone Well, thank you so much for listening and we are going to keep on joining you throughout this entire wonderful World that we live in. Okay, everyone. Hail yourselves. Hail sages, maghous de lesion Help me you

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