Last Podcast On The Left - Side Stories: When Otters Attack!

Episode Date: August 17, 2023

Ben 'n' Henry bring you this week's weirdest stories and true crime news including the 'that man is not real' lady "apologizing" in a new social media post, the Peru "Predator Aliens" story continues to unfold, 'Family Feud' contestant who mocked wife on national TV - sentenced to life for her murder, woman mauled by gang of otters while tubing down Montana River, a three-way battle between hawk, woman, and snake, Spider whose bite causes dangerous erections shuts down supermarket in Austria - gets lost, woman kills elderly roommate and covers them with Mountain Dew, Olivia Newton John's ghost, a hero of the week, Listener E-Mails, and MORE...

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Run. No, no, no, no. We are rolling, rolling, rolling. No, we need to find a different world with it. We're rolling, rolling, rolling. It's a brain disease. We're rolling, rolling, rolling. I have a dude quandary. I've been doing quandary at Dwandry.

So I was sitting in my home, Yes, Frank. And shock and news, everybody. Shock and news. Crazy stuff. Crazy news. Today's crazy news segment comes from Henry's Abrowski. He was sitting in his house yesterday.

It's called flat stories, okay? It's literally a side story of our lives. So, brother and brother. And they're interested, they're in good. Yeah. And some of you may not know, is that if you end up having a house, right? You just kind of like, in a panic,

especially if you don't know anything, if you don't have a family in the area, you don't know what the hell's going on. I'm a panic when I first, we first got the house. It was the height of quarantine. Oh hold on, I better drink my rock star for this exciting story.

It's just for the love of Christ. You sign up for a bunch of shit and these people just start showing up. You ordered stuff for them online. No, no, no, no, no, I'm talking about like services. So we had a guy come an exterminator. We hired an Orchard man, right? So they showed up. But the thing is that Orchard man, no, listen, okay, the Orchard man now they wear the hat just to a full uniform. Do they? Okay. Oh yeah. They look at commercials. Oh yes, they arrive at any time. No warning. Right. Well, there was no window. None. They don yes, they arrive at any time. No warning, right? Well, there's no window.

None. They don't even call you anymore. So at some point, these men just arrive in your home, and I come out and I literally just see men with tubes spraying aside, no matter what, right there, just there. They show up doing their job. Yeah. Yes, but also the same time we don't ever, like, we don't ever confer. We never, never talk about when the Ork and Man's gonna come.

York and Man just arrives. Well, you have to surprise the bugs. Like you must. Yeah, absolutely. It's again, I get their old school. Like, but they need to think about this. They're fighting a losing war. Because they're not. No, no, it's a guerrilla warfare. We got a fucking, when it comes down to, we have to find a way in the very base destroy all bug life. But that's a whole other side podcast. Well, that is a horrible idea, by the way. I mean, who knows? It isn't good for ecology. Wait, I'm hanging out here, city. And obviously, I was, I had a bit of

tummy issue, right? I know you were talking about this on serious. I was shooting. Ha, liquid mess out of me all day. Keep my daughter fancy toilet. Oh, yeah, that's great. When I start the show, it's my nurse, right? That toilet is my nurse. I'm saying it's my lover. It's my mother. It's my child. It's my friend. It's a bitch. It's a lie.

Right? But the, so the organ man, he wants to come in the house and he keeps knocking and ringing the doorbell. There's bugs in the house. I'm strapped to this toilet. I am, I believe you are literally strapped. I'm Chris blood cell. When he said that he killed blood cell. From last week, last yes, of course when he kept losing his he kept losing

Work because he was chained to the toilet 25 hours a week and so on but the guy kept coming right you Not taking it so finally I had to go up to him. I am finally I was done I but I had to say to him sir you must go this is not time for you This is my butt time. My butt needs this time right now. I'm sick. I don't feel good. Yeah, but he was there to work.

I know, but I just think I'm- Not the man work. Why do you have to be there? You can be in the bathroom while he kills the bugs in the living room. You got to follow him around the apartment. No, you don't. You don't.

No, you don't. But you mean to tell me you don't, you would let him come in the house while you have the shits. Yeah, I fall asleep. Yeah, everyone that's ever worked at my house, they just, I just say, I opened the door and they said, what do you want to do? And then they tell me what they want to do.

They're going to go to bed. You have the copper's piping stolen from your home. Yeah, but that was from them. You have people who replaced it. People just live in your home. Well, now, all right, we'll also welcome to side stories. Everyone's been hanging out with Henry also. I thought I'd get more, I thought I'd get more like actual understanding from you.

No, you just let the guy in and then you go about your business. No, I feel bad. I feel bad. No, but I mean, you can't trust the Orkin Man. You can't trust anybody. Also, it's not really about the trust. It's about the noises of being the other room going, oh, fuck. He's the Orkin Man, buddy.

You don't think he's heard at all. He's in there banging people's wives. Do you have any idea how many times he's been cocked out? How many times it's been a Cuck Queen situation? Side stories. Orkin man gets laid so fucking much. You wouldn't even want to believe it. I'm going to let the audience tell us that side stories LPL, gmail.com, are you an Orkin

man? How much Nukki are you getting? Yeah. He's surrounded by toxic chemicals. He's killing all the things that make you miserable. I'm actually busy. You are. You're so antagonistic sometimes that I think you forget the plot. I think you forget. You're sticking up for people. I can't believe someone. I'm sticking up for people. I know the patron. You're the patron saint of liquid dumps.

Yeah. That is your entire life. It doesn't mean that I don't think that the orc and man can come and kill a bug around me while I'm taking a liquid dump. Interesting. Also, Johnny Hardwick, you know who that is? No. Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. Oh, yes, very sad. Yeah, I'm dying. Dale Gribble, you got to say that.

That's it. Dale Gribble. Extremely sad. Yes. Yes, the best Orkin man of all time, the best buggeraticator in the history of animated series, Dale Gribble. I don't, I hope they keep the character. I don't. Why? Because, I hope they keep the character. I don't. Why?

Because I hate that they keep doing this. Just let them go. Just let the character die. Because the character, the human being that voices the character dies. Let's just call it. The animated character should also die. New character. Kind of an extension of our AI clone conversation yesterday. Just let it be a new. All right. Well, either way, I'm happy that you're feeling slightly better today. I'm not. Although I know that you're in physical pain for another reason. I heard my shoulder. You're not even 40 yet. No, I know. I'm kind of just barely getting there. You know what's going to wake you up in the morning.

If you ever, because then no, you actually don't sleep. Yeah, it's right. But I was watching Tom DeLong try to be smart yesterday. I know what the aliens do. It was very funny though, because it was, he was, he was, he was discussing parallel universes. He doesn't know. And UFOs, but he is, he is more attractive than your average. You follow. Well, he pumped a lot of money into the system and he's got the ear of a lot of weird old

CIA Spooks. And they all say a bunch of weird stuff to him. It's the same thing with the David Grush whistleblower stuff. People will talk. I'm still highly interested to see how it all plays out. Obviously, but David Grush is only repeating things that were told to him by professional tricksters. So who knows? Tom Belongs also surrounded by professional tricksters. But of course there was that conversation as well. The Chinese militaries announced a major breakthrough in weapon tech. I know.

They now have a laser beam that can fire indefinitely. So we'll talk about that later on when our space craft are being taken down by laser conspiracy theories are already blaming the Maui fires on Chinese space lasers. Well, there's a lot of some people use the word some people use the word Chinese space lasers. I've also heard other words use in coordination with the space lasers. And there's a lot of stuff. There's a people talk about space lasers is a weirdly the term is like embedded in conspiracy theory thought. It's yes. Of course, I can see the

anti-Semitic turn. It could take immediately somehow or race it every time, but I will say this, the our our our hearts go out to the people of Maui number one. Absolutely. Um, but the mayor, the mayor has said, we ain't selling these goddamn houses for now, but you watch these Zuckerbergs of the world. They're going to be snatching up that property. Oh, no, but I think we feel extreme. Man, my heart goes out to the people of Maui. That's kind of scary. I was looking at those videos. Her vacation has been slightly halted. I mean, I just don't even think I delete those people from my mind, but the actual humans that live on Maui,

I'm actually very, very sad for you. And I hope that you are safe wherever you are. Now, let's go into another update. Your future wife. No, again, I don't know why you say that. Tiffany Gomez. I actually love tipping the Gomez. It seems as if you're slightly obsessed

with Ms. Gomez, perhaps you just project. I find interesting. Again, very antagonistic today. I guess you're slightly obsessed with Miss Gomez. Perhaps you just project. I find it interesting. Again, very antagonistic today. I guess you're you're weak and co-host. I need your support. I need your love. I need safety not here. So I know.

No, I do. I need you say. So far. So far you opened up complaining about people that you hired to go eradicate. I was saying I felt bad. I said, I felt bad. I said I felt bad inviting him into the house while I'm having liquid diarrhea.

Right, yes. You are, you are the victim in this. You were. Okay, great. Look at this. This is great radio. It's great, great. Okay, so Tiffany Gomez, the superstar woman who said

that motherfucker is not real on that flight. Yes, great. She has finally broken her silence. Which she doesn't have to do because none of this matters. She could have been completely quiet. said that motherfucker is not real on that flight. Yeah. Okay. Great. She has finally broken her silence, which she doesn't have to do because none of this matters. She could have been completely quiet. That's her. Yes. She is beautiful.

Yeah. All right. Here we go. Here we go. Viral lady, Viral plain lady finally breaks your silence there. Hi everyone. It's me Tiffany Gomez, probably better known as the crazy plane lady, which is completely warranted. So this is what she goes on.

Have been unwilling to speak on the viral video, but I do finally feel that it's time. First and foremost, I want to take full accountability for my actions. They were. I mean, it's really not that big of a deal. It's not. Distress or not, I should. See, this is a thing. Why is she creating the law?

She's doing a lot of drama. I don't know. She's acting like she's a senator. She doesn't have to do that. Yeah, she's literally, I mean, but you're not in North Korea. Also, there's no gun to your head. It doesn't matter.

None of this matters, but you are upset with her though, because you feel like if you were on this plane, you would have really freaked out. Yes, I find that the problem in her, her speech here is that she does a whole thing about cyber bullying, right? And when she's talking to how, like, how would you feel if you were videotaped on your worst day and people are making fun of you? Do you remember Star Wars kid that kid damn near killed himself?

And he was just trying to have fun with a stick. But Star Wars kid, that kid damn near killed himself and he was just trying to have fun with a stick. But Star Wars kid, again, false equivocation. He was alone in his house trying to work out Jedi tricks on camera and that video got leased. He was in the office. Well, he was in the audiovisual department of his school. This woman screamed on a loaded plane before it off, like a bunch of weird shit.

She freaked out a bunch of people. The pop music. All she apologizes for in this video is cursing in front of children and not saying, not freaking a bunch of people out. That is the issue. And now she's saying she's being cyber bullied, but the issue really was,

is that you freaked a bunch of people out. That's why people got obsessed with it. First of all, don't cyber bully this woman. She's a studying person. And again, we simply don't know why she was yelling at that person. Boose and various pills. Well, whatever it was, that person was in the wrong. Also, cursing in front of children, welcome to America. I don't know what to tell you about that. And then it's on you to be scared. I would have sat there. I would have been like, well, I'll have another bloody Mary, please.

And with this exciting, you have a, you have an insulation against all the feelings. You, it's because my childhood, you chose, you chose to be scared. She simply presented you a series of possibilities. Anybody who's yelling the fuck is not real. The second you're yelling inside of a plane, you're wrong. And as far as I'm concerned remember the guy think about the most decidedly neutral plane plane freak out ever the guy who's like Shake my hand. Well, that was crazy. That was guy who's like shake my hand to the to or the two Jewish Jewish, but the both scariest slash nicest thing a person can scream. Yeah, you come here. I want to shake your head

10 and a 10 that guy was a car dealer nicest thing a person can scream. Yeah. Come here. I want to shake your hand. 10 and a 10. That guy was a car dealer. Sure. I can see the cause. They treat shaking a hand. I mean, those backstabs you in two fucking seconds. Yes. But man, though, those cars, some people, some people are in the profession of shaking hands. And that was certainly more uncomfortable than what she did, which was warn us that there's a nonhuman biologic on the flight that I am. I think you're just mystified by this woman's looks. Look at this guy.

Look at the frown slash smile on this man. This is from this video. This is that one of shake your hand. I'm gonna shake your hand. I'm gonna shake your hand. I'm gonna shake your hand. I'm gonna shake your hand. He does seem to be scary people.

I don't know what this guy's doing. What is he saying? I want you. I want you. I want you. Can you why is he saying that? Actually, upon rewatching, it's more sinister than I remember. Yeah, it's more sinister than I remember.

I don't know why he's drowning. And forget that he grabs both of these long installs. His stable eyesize himself. So there's something going on. I don't know what they're serving in these Delta, if I can pre-bording drinks or whatever. Well, they better. I'm, this goes out to every single one of you.

I don't care where you are in life. Don't ruin booze on planes. They're so close, buddy. I swear. Which Tiffany's not helping. Tiffany is fine. I don't think, buddy. I swear. Which, if he's not helping, Tiffany is fine. I don't think I find the only thing that was wrong was that she was wearing too many clothes

and that she was, she wasn't, there was a different, if you imagine, if you will, this is a bus. Oh, again, kissle. Next thing you know, boo. Bus totally makes sense, tracks, because you know what it's about a a bus you kick somebody off right there The bus just drives off. It doesn't have to do a complicated procedure of flying up in the sky The bus just pulls into the highway. It's right there. You just you

Next driving a bus Right, you're just driving a bus Although more accidents are caused via bus then via plane So everything turned out to be fine. It did, of course. And, uh, you know, again, she's going to be fine. And she warned us all that there was a non-human entity on set plane and without her tip of the spear. This is why this is not top hat. Right from North Laid.

Now, there's another update. This is down in Peru. Now, the so-called flying rules. Now, we called last last week, we covered this story that was out in this isolated tribe. It takes up here, it's 10 hours by boat to get to. They were saying, now this is in Digi's community, it's rural Peru. Peru, and they're saying that they were attacked by a... It's the Peru.

I don't know. I don't fucking know. After our emails... I'm not even. I don't fucking after are the emails. I don't even I don't want to. I'm not addressing. I'm not addressing. I know it's it could fit. Technically law and bill is right. We all fan bill fan bill. That's what they said. It's not Fayette bills. I'd fire bill. Fan bill. You know what? I wish if I could pass one law certain words are all the faith, it's faithful.

It's going to be that way. That's interesting. Yeah, he's so sick of it, but that's fine. Okay. It's a fake. It's a real. That's closer. I think it's closer.

All right. So now in Peru, these inhabitants, They were attacked. They were attacked. And there was an attempted kidnapped on a 15 year old girl. And this is according to the witness at the time, these gentlemen are aliens. They seem armored like the green goblin from spider man. I've shot once twice and it did not fall. Instead, it elevated and disappeared. And it's according to Hyro.

Oh, react to good. Avila, a local leader of the indigenous Ecutu group living in the Northwestern, Maynoss province, told Peruvian radio station RPP Noticias and August 1st. We are frightened by what is happening in this community. You mean to tell me they get IP? They get Spider-Man, they get so powerful.

Spider-Man is powerful. No, but this is, so Marvel is in the rural. Oh, yes. The forest lands of Peru. Marvel somehow sunk their tentacles into it. Oh, very much so. Yeah, it's deep. It's gone. Mostly I think because back in the day, memory old bit about how there's some community in Africa that believe it is a huge fan of that. Oh, Buffalo bills. They want the super balls because the t shirts because they printed because when they print, you know, super spools t shirts, they print for both sides, winning and then

they ship off the rest of the revenue companies, countries, but this guy, so who knows, yes, Spider-Man gets them. Wow. So this is here. He, the witness said their color is silver. Their shoes are round in shape. And with those, they rise up. They float one meter high and have a red

light on their heel. Their heads are long, their mask is long, and their eye are sort of yellowish, right? This is according to a witness. My question is, and this is a true question. Is it possible that this is where you go? Because we've seen the new military tech. Is it possible? They're just like, go try it out in front of these guys. With any luck, they'll sound crazy and we'll know if it works. So members of the Peruvian Navy and the police, they traveled down to this isolated community 10 hours by boat and they did a bit of a re they went into it. They believe now that this is what you're saying is kind of real that there's just you're just tricking these pork. We have no idea. They're saying that there's a legal, gold mining gangs from Colombia and Brazil, right?

And they're using advanced flying technology to terrorize the community. They are saying that they believe that there's some form of jet pack usage happening by these guys that are illegally mining gold. Wow. I believe it. I mean, I believe it.

That's not your, that is not your than aliens by far. That's crazy. For a legally mining minerals that we take very seriously. We're just having an illegal gold mine. How difficult that is, right? Just having a real, illegal gold mine is difficult. Never mind an illegal gold mine.

Right. But then they have the jet packs and they're wearing armor and mass and they're just going to, and that's because they said the thing that key them off. Yes. They say that the key them off was the fact that they've had problems with these mining gangs attacking local tribes and stealing women to for their own horrible proletel mining town. Yes. So they've been doing this. And this is the woman that said she was attacked. There's a picture of oh my god. She's where you're sure this says love. But think about this new world we're headed into where people can dress like aliens.

Right. Act like aliens. Do a bunch of fucked up shit and then just leave. Okay. So there's group of people that believe that they were attacked by aliens, but they're attacked by masked men in the night pretending to be aliens. Well, this so the tribe isn't that isolated. These guys got a spurs jersey.

Obviously they're getting some American goods. And then it does appear as if malicious or over there, taking this very seriously. That's kind of a crazy situation. So it's not seven feet aliens. It's a, it's just a bunch of assholes who are legally mining gold. We're freaking out the normals people that live there. Yeah, just like being fucking crazy. Just could walk it up the wild and out on that gold fever.

I mean, it would be kind of fun to see. I don't, I like the way that these little hand-held things are looking. You know the ones where you can like fly like hired man. Oh, yeah. They're pretty cool. It's happening, but we, you know, we went through the whole jetpack man of Los Angeles, right? That flap, whatever you call it, I think that there is a line. They've thought we've heard tale of this. I've got several emails and people talking about it, researching into the jetpack man of LA and other stories about quote unquote flying humanids,

that, that we are humanids is that we are are like there might be an entire private jet pack industry. I think it's very clear. I think it's Raytheon. It's all about this. Nothing that we have access to. It's nothing that we like humans have not like not us civilians not us pleaps.

No, but they also you don't want to see a much use of it in wartime scenarios either. Like you don't really hear about jet pack usage. I guess so order. They really use it for more pedestrian things. Are they using it for mining? Are they using it for to for other kind of like, you know, how they build bridges like kind of maybe or even engineers use it. Maybe other people use it for other purposes. It seems like the Navy uses it. A lot of stuff flies off of these goddamn boats.

It's very interesting. Well, did you see this? Let's go back to reality television and the show called The Family Feud. Oh, yeah, the story. We got arrested. We got arrested. Yes, this is an update on a guy named Tim Fanny. His name is Tim Fanny.

No, it's Timothy. Okay. Timothy Beliefnick. Perfect. Timothy Beliefnick. Perfect. Timothy Beliefnick. And he, and he was on the show. And Steve Harvey was like, what 10 things you want to do with your assholes? Well, he says in here, the answer was, what was this? So he said, this was, he was on 2020. He was a family feud. Steve already asked the question, what was the biggest mistake?

You made it your wedding? Right. And in belief, Nick, he said, saying, I do, I do, right? And the audience went, whoa, and you see the clamp up? It goes like, no, I then Steve Harvey does the, you can't hear it because Steve Harvey doesn't talk when he does reactions. So you know what the faces that he went, so he filmed this episode in 2019. That divorce two years later, it was second on the board. Well, yeah, of course, second on the board with 20 out of 100 people pulled, giving the same answer. So belief Nick, he fucking boom, he got it. But then he immediately backtracked right when he said he was like, oh, no, not mine. Not to say my wedding. Now with my wife, I love

my wife. He was playing the game, but of course there's a little bit of truth. That's why he knew that that answer was going to be good. Well, he shot his wife multiple times in that. Well, that's what happened in February. So Adam's County judge Robert Adrian said, Mr. Bliefnik, you researched this murder. You plan this murder. And then the judgenik, you researched this murder, you plan this murder and then the judge said, you practice this murder. So how do you do that? He just, I don't know. You have a step a bunch of rights. I think that he might have looked at no bag is safe.

I feel like that he had a run up a violent behavior. They don't really double check too much on the actual, I'd say emotional history of the contestants of family food. I just want to see the practice runs. So you practice this murder. And then he says, you broke into a house and you shot her one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14 times. Yeah. So that's a lot.

Yeah. And so that's called the senators doesn't look at him. Look at the difference because if you pop up her here, so that's Tim clean shaving, got a boat hanging on. Not yet a murderer. All of a not yet at Tiffany. He hasn't reached Tiffany stage. I would say with the long hair.

Honestly, look, I didn't know how he gets his hair so thick from prison. It's quite well. That's his. He looks fantastic. He's been cool in his heels. He's been arrested for like, no, that's the fucking. That's the bookie. That's the bookie image there. So they probably, they probably

got him high and tight. Uh, he kind of looks like Mel Gibson and that one with the later hose and Braveheart. He might. Yeah, he might. Also, they, the way they, the way they, the way they erase the guns and ET, they should erase all the clothes and make them later hose and, well, that would make it drive it. Unfortunately, that's entire other white wrist. So this guy, so now he's there. The judge said, I don't know how long it took you to do that, but some of those shots were fired while she was lying on the ground. Yes. And you did all of that where you'll children were upstairs at your house. Lines snugging their bed. So he's belief Nick. You can't even believe it. He sucks. He's not a good

guy. And honestly, probably mid tier contestant on family feud as well. But to your point, he did get the second, right? Second right, but I don't think I don't know if his team won or not. I never remember if they won. I actually auditioned to be one of the producers, aka writers for that show didn't do good. I mean, I feel like you'd been perfect for there. You just go, so they'd be like, what's your butt for? No, because you have to allude to it. So you have to be like, you have to be, yeah, you have to find a way to make it

like top 10 things that you want to do with your mouth. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that kind of stuff. And you're like a shout fire in a movie theater. What? Run, run. Apparently, it's illegal. Anyway, belief Nick, you a fucking asshole. Now you're in prison. He went all the way from the tiniest green to the tiny bucks. I can't. Apparently, it's illegal. Anyway, belief Nick, you fucking asshole.

Now you're in prison. He went all the way from the tiny screen to the tiny books. Hey, and he, you know what? He's loving every second of it. I don't think he is. I think he made a massive mistake. That's exactly what he wanted. He did want to have a wife anymore and he wanted to be in jail.

Just don't. That's exactly what he was shooting for. It really is. He was so anti-marriage. Must've been a man. He went to jail for it. It meant to decline. You can kind of see the mental decline in his eyes.

I mean, again, there's so many other ways to get even as a husband. Just go eat a bunch. Yeah, he really went from Aaron Rogers, 2010 to Aaron Rogers now. I ate $155 worth of Thai food on Sunday. I know, and that's why you're in pain. Another reason it's all your fault. And even your issues are not that bad. It's I didn't say that they were bad.

I was looking for fun adult commiseration from you. All right. Well, let's see here. What else do we get for this dude? All right. So this is a story that you mentioned before we started. Let's talk about animals. This fire at the time,

so it could literally be animal attacks if we wanted to be. Sometimes in life, you just have a day. And if you've seen that thing on Instagram, where it's the guru, and he's just like, someday it's your fucked. Oh sure, sure, sure. Just go back home, like someday your this woman

had the most fucked day, and there's no recovery. Just go to bed and start again tomorrow. I feel bad for this woman. I do too. This is a woman she was brutally attacked by a river otter. Now there's a lot of people like you River otter. Okay. People are maligning this woman because of you.

Why? Because it's a common thought that river otters don't normally attack human beings. I don't fuck with a river otter. They break down trees with their teeth for a living. The most people believe that river otters are entirely harmless and they just cute and they play with blocks. I'm talking just about public to sort of a view of otters and not even the animated view

of the otter, even in Disney Lord, the order, they are, they're going to tell you some hard truths. But if you listen to all of, if you listen to wildlife experts, a lot of them will say that they are friendly, natural characters. Have you seen when they whap a person with their tail? Those tails will break your freaking leg bro. Dude, you're preaching to the choir this woman who went to the Fugbloster fucking nose to win order, all right?

So we're trying to say that that is incorrect as that they are actually fucking pretty big. I looked it up afterwards. They're five feet long. They can be, they're like long ass dogs. They got fangs. They're huge. People have been saying like they look cute. You watch videos on the internet. You think they're cute. They are fucking not. This woman got Jack the liven fuck up. She was for was on August 3rd. She went out. She was in Montana. All right, she and her friends were in the middle of a wide stretch of river. And so we'll say that we're looking at the photos here. This is if you are in horror effects and you want realistic looking. This is what happens. auto attack. Look at these cute little otters that now need to be exterminated. No, no, no, this is

not much of murderers. They didn't go to her house. They didn't knock on the door. They didn't have any broken hats on. They didn't intrude her home. She was in their territory. But she was the middle of the river. They don't know what's going on right? She was her and her two friends. This young lady by the name of Jen Royce. She was just with her friends. They were middle of the river. They both said, we didn't even know the otters were there. They were there.

They were the otters in the side because most of the time wildlife experts say that you're mostly safe from most things if you just don't fuck with them. You don't get in there. You don't get in the mix of where they're at. You don't go closer. You don't try to pet them. You don't try to feed them. And that's what they say.

It's like, this was actually kind of came out of nowhere. This is they were in the middle of it. They were in the middle of the river. All of a sudden they, they just were like, this auto crawled right up on them. And this woman said it bit my face. It bit several places. It ripped off one of her ears. It got the per arms, my hands, my legs, my thighs, my ankles. Other friends were all bit trying to save her as this thing kept coming back. And she said, and you just my thighs, my ankles. The other friends were all trying to save her as this thing kept coming back. And she said that this boy...

Did you try to save me? They were like, what were you trying to save me? You trying to save me? That's real nasty. Yeah, I was, of course, I was trying to save you. That's really bad. I was a good punch to fucking honor. It's really bad, dude.

It's us versus the honor then. You're the honor. I know. The king of the honors. I would not try to explain that to them. And she said, I was covered in blood And they're pouring out from my face and my nose. It was cold He said this is the worst part. It said they got up onto the river

So they became disoriented and then all of their rafts got punctured by the otters The otters attacked the raft pumps the rafts They were all like then left the millets fuck this fucked up They then we're left on the bank and then they said it took an hour For them to come get them because the middle of nowhere they had to go chopper them get them out and they were all like, they said that they couldn't find each other because they're getting dark at night. It's like a this is a movie called Otters. Otters, yeah. I'm sure she said she got more stitches in my body

that I can count now, but they were like she said they laid in the dark and we're just like count now, but they were like, she said they laid in the dark and we're just like, and she's like, are you alive? Like they were all like fighting for each other and yelling for each other in the dark. Like it was fucking jaws dog. Yeah. She says there were vicious and relentless and relentless. Yeah. You got to be careful, man.

And honestly, she says her friends were bitten on the hands and their bottoms. Oh, yes. Going for the butt. Going right for the fucking busses. Wow. Try to buy the busses. I think it was a dude. They're trying to think they think the otters might now. They think. Going for the butt. Going right for the fucking busses. Wow. Trying to buy the busses. I think it was a dude. They're trying to think the otters might now.

They think they're pretty certain they had rabies. They had rabies. Well, there must have been something to trigger them. Because again, they're just the amish of the animal community. All they want to do is build, build, build, build, build. Well, maybe it's a work hard. I think apparently the otters are really sort of riled up because they closed the last lesbian bar and wheel.

Isn't that sad? You know? did they really? They did. Why? Everybody's a piece of shit. Okay. So she says, yes, she was just covered in blood and she says it kept pouring out of my face and nose.

Yeah. I don't like that. Well, her face got fucking like, chopped up and down. Now this, that's a serious story. Well, honestly, her ear looks similar to a Evander Holyfield. I don't like Tyson. No, no, no. Although more so, more so looks similar to Evander Holyfield. Yeah, you're my Tyson. No, no, no. Oh, more so, more so.

It got chewed up. I didn't know that otters. I know otters eat like small birds and they eat some form of animals like little tiny animals. Yeah. So she did receive a bunch of rabies vaccines and then her face was flushed with saline. So that's, so that's fun. But yeah, they're all jacked up.

Again, don't trust an otter. They're not dogs in the sea. And don't trust dogs unless you know the fucking dog. Like truly, I love all dogs. And I, I'm fine with cats. You got trust these animals. You got to build a bridge. You got to get down on for nice,

present your pro labs but hole. You have to act like a dog a little bit. You have to act like an otter. You got to get to know these otters, these otters, otters basically. I R S much. Yeah, you think that they're sort of auditing her and she had back taxes. So they don't turn a bite or pussy. Oh my god. And that's what's and that's what you'd be scared of. That's the first animal attack. And now on the most tattooed story of the day in terms of subjects, this is an incredible

story. A Texas woman, she was injured after a crossing hawk that had just got done hunting for her snake. The snake fell out of the hawk's mouth, landed on the woman. The snake wrapped around the woman, started biting the fuck out of the woman. It's raining snakes. And then the hawk came to go get the snake. That's my lunch. She could, that's my lunch. You still have my lunch. Start biting the fuck out of the world. Again, this is, that's the woman that I was saying. You know, she's a Texas gal Peggy Jones 64. She jacked up. She was out there. She was just mowing her lawn. And again, this is a day seems like a sweet lady. After this happens, this was in Seals, me Texas. After this happens, you call all Seals, me, Texas after this happens.

You call all your friends. You say, I'm canceling plans for today. I'm staying in. I got to be by a sky snake by a sky snake by a hawk. Now she has a cast on her arm. She is giving a thumbs up. She is just fine. But what are the odds of that happening?

She says, as I was trying to sling my arm and sling the snake off, the snake wrapped around my arm. And have you snake off, the snake wrapped around my arm. Have you ever felt that? No. It's real scary. I've never really, you know, I've only touched a couple of snakes. I just knew one, I just knew one person that had a snake.

I did it. It's a kid. I don't like snakes. I like snakes. But I need to kind of be around them more. I needed to learn how to pet them. But they don't suck them. Yeah coming. Yeah, I suck them. Suck on. They gave you equal, I though. Yeah, it's like on too low.

What kind of popsicle is this? The snake was striking in my face. Yeah, it struck my glasses a couple of times. It beat her up, man. I was slinging and slinging. She should have given up that snake fast. So no, that's for fucking certain. And then because she held onto it for a second. Well, she did, but she says, I was slinging and slinging and he was striking and striking. And he just kept hanging on. I mean, that's what's next. That's what's thanks to. And it does seem like she got lucky because this could have been a lot worse. And it's almost better that the hawk did show up because I think the hawk I mean, yes, it caught did attack her too.

I think the hawk delivered this snake. It, it caught it attacker too. I think the hook delivered this snake. It did deliver the snake. It delivered the goods, but it came to pick up the goods. Well, yeah, then it fixed the problem after it created it. Then the hawk just appeared as fast as the snake appeared. The hawk grabbed the snake that was wrapped around my arm and pulled it like he was going to carry it away. What he did is flung my arm up.

The hawk was carrying my arm and the snake with it. You know what's not you know what that sound that you know what's on that hawk was making? That's a dude. That's a person. Yeah, he won the crown's new C-Gull screeching champion in Belgium. That's a dude, dude. Well, that's a pretty cool that's a pretty that's a pretty cool gift. Mr. Fuckio girl. That's your fish. That's a pretty cool. That's a pretty cool gift. Mr. Fuck yo girl. That's a pretty cool event. That is there were puncture wounds, cuts abrasions. They loved it, Belger, man. They must have that that must be like their iOS state fair. that must have been their version. So we, we come on, come on, come on, come on, yes indeed, she says, I've actually seen a hawk pick up a snake. That's something they do.

That's how they kill their prey. That's what she said. I agree. Of course, because they it's true. They, they again, no one's a failure. No, she was the woman existing. Well, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time, but that just her backyard. She was just mowing. It doesn't really, it was the biggest snake, but it was probably a

big size snake. So much space. It's so much. It's a huge bag. Obviously, that is fucking hilarious, Rob. If you do look at how big her field was, I can't believe that entire field. I actually might have happened on purpose. Yeah, it might have happened. I want to shoot drops because I feel like sometimes I know birds, time stories, LPLG, I'll achieve my like, I'm explain birds to me. I know a lot of times birds will take an animal all the way up and then drop it from a height so that it dies. Sure. Yeah. I could see that crack on. I know they do that. Well, because also one of the biggest stories of the year that got debunked, the AmeriClam Lincoln. Stove the oldest clam. The big, the oldest clam. Yeah, I know that was the bunseye, which I still don't know how they did bunked it.

He's fucking losers. Yeah. His clam based scientists, fucking losers. But it's like they dropped the stuff from the sky so that the clams bust open. Right. So maybe they do the same thing with snakes. They might. Honestly rip at its threat.

Although I do feel like, and I'm totally wrong, but I feel like a snake could probably survive a pretty fall a pretty high fall Korea I feel like men might be also true because I don't understand yeah, they just because they just like little smudges. Yeah They're like that little gorilla doll that we have they just gonna splattens out, but it lives all gonna yell Well, they're all gonna yell out speaking of food. This is a story that I wanted to tell you which one the spider one the other one no not the spider one So that's the other animal attack one that was that one the Brazilian wandering spider that was founded in Australian There was delivered in a ship and a fruit to an Australian grocery store and a shut the whole thing down because the Brazilian Wandering spider can bite you it can give you an erection That is permanent and extremely painful.

I'm actually surprised that Australia, let it get through. They are so very, if you fight as high dog, I guess it's a big ass fight or a size of a cup. The power of its fight is so strong that the researching the Brazilian wandering spiders venom as a possible Viagra like like style medication, because it can make your dick that fucking crazy hard.

It's wonderful, but I don't need it that crazy hard. Honestly, I just need three fourths. You know, I just got to put some tits on the spider and then you get the job done there. I'm just surprised that Australia, because as we know, at a good will be there next year, can't wait to see you. Can't wait. They are so aware of what comes in via food and fruit and veggies because it's an island and they're very aware. So this spider I hope that they didn't kill it because it has a little journey of its own. They did. Yeah, I want to hear it. They probably kill it. They probably stomped on it. I want you with Stolby.

Yeah. Well, I was trying to go guys and strawberries. I see. No, I ended up down under next thing. And now they're trying to kill me now. And I didn't do anything wrong. I think I'll make it. I'm make it. Yeah, I'm making hard. Yeah, just spend it despite an extensive search. They lost it. They lost it. So the other is despite an extensive search. No spiders have been found to date. All I know is don't go anywhere near Paul Hogan right now. So, uh, oh my goodness. That's what I'm asking for. Leafy died. I think he's dead. 22 this to me.

Um, the store's making clothes. This store will man closed until it's been thoroughly cleaned and contaminated. The produce will be removed. He's alive. Great. Fantastic. And he's 83. So he's going to that fucking that fucking Brazilian jump and dick for him there. All right. Well, there was a woman and she had an elderly roommate. Oh, yeah. This story is stupid. Well, it's not that stupid. It's kind of sad in a way, but in elderly woman, she was stabbed

to death by this gal. She was 35 years old and she was R 35. She really does. She's a Florida 35. So she killed this woman. She was 79 years old. She stabbed her and beat her to death in her home. Nicole A Max. Well, she is not good. And then she's got a cute. She's, I don't think so. I'm a girl. Yeah. I get for, we talked about this scale a little time. It when you murder, obviously, move to a different scale, but I think for murder, she's kind of not. Well, she stabbed this woman and then she set the house on fire and then she fleed. Yep.

But now, before she did all of this, because she knows a thing or two about DNA evidence, she knows more than more than enough. She's watched a lot of programs. She apparently dumped a bunch of mountain dew on the body. The way this broke down is that it wasn't on the body. The way this broke down is that she, it wasn't on the body. She did it to herself. So it was 146 on July 146 a.m. Which is the best time to be out and about.

Well, they also say 146 a.m. on July 1st, but that's the next day. That's the next 30 first. That's the 30 first. Come on. And they found that the house was on fire, right? This is in the 600 block Clark Street. They saw the house as fire when they were houses on fire when they police went in to go investigate with fire department They found a dead person inside of it that was beaten to death. This was 79 year old. Deb wounds blunt force drama.

Very very sad. Not good. Well, what she decided to do is go on a cloak mode. So she left. Right? She did. When they found it, he knew that she was there. They knew that she lived there and they couldn't find out where she was. So they were looking for her about 3 30 in the morning. She spotted outside some restaurant with no shoes on pretending to be homeless. It was the restaurant. Howie Hill. Yes, she had a knife and a hammer and she went like,

whoops, they saw her. She went, she threw the knife and a hammer binder and she then gave this like fake song and dance about how she was homeless. She's been homeless for four years, never seen that person before. Then it turned into because they showed her picture of the roommate. Eventually, she was like, you know what, I might have seen that person once or twice. Yeah, I lived in that house for a little while. That person would come in and out. I'd never seen them and then eventually admitted, yes, that's my roommate.

I do live in that house. Yes. She had blood on her leg and she had a rip shirt. Yes. She says, I don't know who that, who that woman is. Yes. But then all of a sudden, well, this is interesting because she said that she'd never been in the victim's room, right? And she said, well, yeah, we lived together. But I never, we never even saw each other. She said, the only time I even went up to the second floor with the victim live was to go feed my spiders. Feed her spiders. No, that's fine. I believe it up to the second floor where the victim live was to go feed my spiders. Feed her spiders.

No, that's fine. I believe it was to feed the victim's spiders. Somebody spiders. Someone's spider spiders got an extra feeding that day. I guess. Interesting thing is the officer said, Hey, what about that knife at Hammer? And she went, Oh, my utensils. And then she said, I didn't have it.

But then, but then she did have it. Yes. Because they brought her in, right? They brought her into for questioning. And she asked for, and didn't have it, but then, but then she did have it. Yes. Because they brought her in, right? They brought her into for questioning. And she asked for, and during questioning for a diet mountain, do you want to watch your weight when you know you're about to go away for a long time? It's important to watch your sugars. I'm actually, this is my advice to you.

If you are in a policing interrogation like room and they said, do you want anything? Get everything. Well, they have to get a point. But I mean, like, because if they're asking if you want anything, it means you're about to go to jail a point. But I mean, like, because if they're asking if you want anything, it means you're about to go to jail. So what I would say for you, I mean, you are a lawyer, but it's a lawyer. Well, yes, but before the lawyer, first I'd ask for double cheeseburger fries. Get your last meal right then. I think I would get an interwrite that. I'm sorry. It's just not what it used to be. I think that

they only get what they can give out of the snack machine. Well, it depends. I've seen, well, I've watched a lot of interrogation footage. It depends on what's going on. On the murder. Yes. If you kill like 15 people, you might get a cheeseburger. But that's like fucked up. Is that, that's the truth.

Is it if you, if you're a coffered drugs, you're going to get shakshit. You get a glass of water. But if you've murdered your family and you've turned and you've like covered yourself in a clown makeup like mefekse like effectively using your blood and viscera, they'll buy you a chicken sandwich, like they'll go into, they'll go to IHOP, like they'll wait for you and do something. But so she has to die in Moutin soda, because you can't always have to play diet, mountain,

do, and then she covered, she was covered in blood. Well, let's, she then started covering herself in the mountain, do. Hold on a second, hold on, hold on. They say that she was procrastinating while drinking a K not drinking very fast. And then the officer was like, Hey, what are you doing there and giving me that soda? But no, she wasn't going to do it. So then this is according to the affidavit. She says, Matt, it says, Max began to resist to begin pouring the can of

soda all over her body and hair and pulling away from the officers in an attempt to interfere with the possible evidence on Max potty. Max then began pulling and kicking officers while trying to secure it. It doesn't do it. Well, trying to secure Max in a vehicle. Yes. Do do to Max's actions. She was charged with tampering evidence and resisting arrest with violence. She is again, kind of cute for more. No, I don't think we think Rob. She's crazy. I mean, Rob is not exactly. Rob is not a bunch of boys on this.

She has a neck tattoo that doesn't. It's a dealer's choice. It does not say that does it? It does. Yeah, it's I believe it says dealers choice. What does that even mean? It means she's down here. You want butt stuff. That's what I think.

Yeah, exactly. Who's the dealer? She's the fucking hottest woman. I don't think so. That's not good. Dealers choice, man. Dealers choice. You could do whatever you want, man. I mean, it's all good. You can get tattoos removed now a days, but I like it. Dealers. Who does all these things? You know, it's a good who I wish had dealer's choice tattooed on her, but she decided

not to because she had too much fucking class. Olivia Newton, John, and you know what's funny. You're bringing up Olivia Newton now. Because guess what, man? She's dead. Not anymore. What do you mean? She's a ghost.

Her family's been seeing her, man. You can see her a lot. Yep. Okay. I'm seeing her. She's been showing up Chloe Latanzi, the late singer's 37 year old daughter, is saying that not only does she feel closer to her mother than ever, just she's been seeing her shown up as a little blue orb. No, she said that she promised.

Olivia Newton, John said that even though she did sing about how physical she'd be in real life. Yes, let's get physical very good. She would turn a little orbs. She said that I have, she said, all busy yo. I said, it blew all of the new John impersonation. And then guess what? She said two weeks after the cheap past, this is according to her daughter. My phone accidentally took a picture of my dog and the air flowing by his head was

a little blue orb. And that's why now it's important to now listen to this song. Just sort of different vibe, because. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Which one is this now, Zanadu? Whoa.

Whoa. I'm in hell. I'm in hell. Interestingly enough, the little blue orb was the same color as a pendant necklace that Olivia Newton-John would often wear. So yeah. So there you go.

That's kind of ghost, man. She's a ghost, this fucking hell dude. And to really tie everything together, Keith, never gonna leave this earth, man. Apparently recently, Newton-John's ashes, they were in Peru. Yep. And then they went there to celebrate their wedding anniversary. It would have been their 15th, but she was, you know, she was, how the ashes get there.

I think they flew. What do you mean that she went? I think they took their, they took her ashes to Peru. I'm going to say this right now. Okay. I love, I love life. I don't love all of you. If you take my ashes anywhere, it's not fucking me. Yeah. It doesn't count as me having gone somewhere.

Well, I won't say you can't say like, Oh, Henry's always wanted to go here because I'm not there. So I can't see what's happening. This dude says he took he took her ashes to Peru to celebrate their 15th wedding anniversary. And then they also, they saw the blue orb there again. So, so that's good. She will not be released into the next phase. According to a website, I'm glad that she's I guess it's good for us that she's chained to this existence. No, she's she's out. She's out of this existence. She's watching the little time. She's these blue orbs. Well, she's having fun.

What do you think Chris Blitz was saying? Well, I am the new John doing her final tour. Yeah, I got all these DMs. I'm like, why didn't you mention Drew Blitz? So it's the same last name and there's no correlation. Well, you bring up Drew Blitz. So you would have to like, you would lead to one of those like awkward stops. Yeah, when we were all like, who?

Who even remember no Drew Blitz? The Patriots. Yeah, it was with the Patriots for a. When we were all like, who? Who even remember no two black? Patriots. Yeah, it was with the Patriots for a long time. Four Tom Brady, right? Who cares? How do I even know that? It's just ingrained.

It should be so video games. There was a website called Haunted Rooms. And they say, oh, yeah. Is that what happened earlier when I was with Ed and his dog, Tutsi, and Tutsi just farted up the whole fucking place. Is that right? And it was one of those two where it first kind of smelled like Italian food. And I was like, ooh, someone's cooking down the earth. And I sort of realized like, oh, no, that the whole fucking place. And it was one of those two where it first kind of smelled like Italian food and I was like,

ooh, someone's cooking down the earth. And I sort of realized like, oh no, that's pure fucking fart. Well, it was farting one time in high school. And my buddy's mom came home and she thought that we were playing with the pulpory. But it was just the way my butt was that day. So yeah, they say that light balls are generally

thought to be a manifestation of energy. Some aren't actually ghostly in nature, but I mean, light balls. like balls, you know, they're actually, they're, they're discontinuing a bunch of light bulbs. Some are mirror refractions of light on the lens of a camera. That's what they're saying on haunted rooms. Yeah, that's what they do say on the haunted rooms. And then I had to deal with you guys and with Marcus because Marcus is fucking he's afraid of orbs Honestly, I think he's just afraid of orbs because they look like inflated lungs. Yeah, I mean, you know

It's a very difficult thing to get used to again. Also when it comes to your orb It was Orbish it was a new herb. It was an orb But now there was not the one that you saw over the railroad track. No, that's different I couldn't get a picture that that. I was talking to picture. All right. I was too drunk. I was speaking of orbs.

You see this thing about man strapping 39 pancakes to his chest to deeper and understand his wife's huge debts. Well, I think that's fantastic. How did go for him? He loved it. Great. It's kind of funny because she was thought it would teach him a lesson because she's got size F's.

Right? F's for fun. Is it size F? Right. Big. Put by, I love to say size. I would say breast size. Is there a way to say buy fruit?

No, well, I know I can understand more so but like the sides of fruit. Oh, you know what? Big, oh, look at this. Wow, yeah, look at our huge. I'm gonna go this right now. According to this, wow, I didn't know that. Oh, yeah, this is, this is, okay.

Well, after size by fruit, I actually think would really help to understand a little bit more as like a honeydew. I can wrap my fucking hands around a big old. You know what? I was actually thinking so I was able to say that bigger than a honeydew. That's bigger than a honeydew. It was gonna be bigger.

But this woman said, like, obviously, you can't understand the weight and the pain that I go through with these big old boobies, which I do understand. I've heard this time and time again. I know it's a bit of an urban myth, but I guess we'll support it on the show. But then this guy, he put the 39 pounders on him. He put the 39 pancakes. He figured out that it was 39 pancakes worth of weight. And so he shoved it into a sports bra. Right. And then he also did the sports bra. So he gave himself a little bit of a back ease. Yes. But then he said, yes, it is heavy.

But according to the dude, which I'm honest, they're right here. He says totally worth it. Totally worth it. So the F cup breast, it means that your breast measurement, your bust measurement is six inches longer than the band measurement, like other cup sizes, where there are a lot of differences between F cups. For instance, if you're band sizes, 32 inches, I'm already.

I'm already 38 inches. See any emails. You'll rest sizes, 32 F. I agree. I come with you. This is from this is from Kubi.com shop Kubi. I can't wait because our fun guesses about what menopause was. Oh, by the way,

a 250, a 50, apparently it's early 50s also, but it can be earlier too in your 20s that does happen. So I round, so I did the average large grapefruit or pomelo. This is what they say they would compare on size F will be. This might be good for you, Henry. How to measure your broad size. First, stand in front of a mirror and put on the bra that you most frequently wear. Yeah, I do all the time. The one that my dad gave me. He in the deep down to me. Yeah, yeah, because he said he reminded me of how I have the same

exact tense that he did. Then I continue to do so. Then you take on a measuring tape to circle around your rib cage, just the band of your bra. In this way, you can get your band size now to measure your bus size. I need help use your measuring tape to circle the highest part of your now to measure your bus size. I need help. Use your measuring tape to circle the highest part of your boobs to get an accurate reading. But what is the highest part of the top? The top.

The top. And then you get another number which you need to make some subtraction. This is a lot. Dude, it's a map. It's like a whole industry. Then you have to do a subtraction with the number you get for the first step. What the hell now? I thought you just kind of went in and slept. He's on now. I used to feel like a lot of times they let like ladies do this. I really feel like it should be

people who like boobies. I feel like it should be we should be doing this molded cup bras, strapless bras. This guy he said in the end, yeah, they heard his back, but he said, you know, hit the gym. Hit the gym. That's according to him. That's what he says for himself. And obviously you got people were like, oh, no, obviously it is very, it is a heavy weight. And I have seen tell and people have said it's very uncomfortable. Well, lastly, you're on shop kubi. Final words, they, for women who have, the final words, for women who have F cup breaths, it may be sometime a little awkward and upset. However, as you go on, as you go on well with your, I don't know who wrote it,

as you go on well with your F cup girls. All right. You will realize that they are part of your body. They are healthy, unique and beautiful. We all do, you choose a bra with the right size. Then that'll be good. The only thing you experience is not awkward or frustration, but comfort and confidence is.

You're really helping our audience. You're still confident about their breast size. You know what it ends with? What? Just tell your boobs you'll love them. I agree. And we honestly, we are excited. We're also telling your boobs that we love them.

And you don't want any movies need? St need stills, stills for the houses. So if you sit, obviously it's hard because if you're sitting for a long period of time, you should get two little crutches, titty crutches. I think that should really help. I think that's a fantastic idea. You know, who didn't need titty crutches was this woman that climbed over a dying shirt but went to make an award. This Kristen Harila, this is a very

funny story. I should go very quickly because I think we're almost in here of the week. I think it is almost here of the week. This might almost be here of the week of what's for climbing over a dying man. Kristen Harila, she basically set the record by climbing the 14th highest peaks in the world in just 92 days. They just summited. They just ascended the summit of K2, but during the process, they basically just crawled over a dying Sherpa that had fallen from a previous expedition that was going up. And they have, I mean, it's a lot of he said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said,

she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, she said, was saying, listen, it was an extremely dangerous point. I had people trying to help him, but the, there is a mountain here's a aspect. And I'd like to hear from the audience side stories, LPL gmail.com because I believe it

is true. They would rather you move on. Yes. And not help somebody because it's much easier to try to save one person than try to save one person and the five people that'll try to save the one person that was struggling. So I don't know. But I might be people, uh, they die on this mountain all the time. I saw this video. It's very scary.

The bodies were just like flowing down. Well, they used it as roadmaps. They use the bodies as roadmaps sometimes. Take a left by the co-ops over there. And take a right by the other co-ops over there. Um, I don't want to do it. No. And I feel like this is kind of part of the game here.

I'd rather be dead. But of course it's always sad when somebody dies. But congratulations to this woman and then this poor guy. The shirt for there. How you feel bad for it? I don't feel bad for the woman. I do feel bad for the man, but also the woman tried very hard to do it and this thing. But how much money does it cost to do all of those things to do that?

You know what I mean? Like it's kind of crazy because only the elite of the mountain. I was watching do that type of shit. I was watching something on like the tourism aspect of it, right? And these people are like, I'm just going to go climb Mount Everest. It's going to be a great weekend. They all end up super fucked up. It ain't easy.

Yeah. Bunch of bodies. It's really fucked up. All right. Well, let's do hero of the wig. What have we got here? It's really fucked up. All right. Well, let's do hero of the wig. What do we got here? Let's see. A Malaysian lawyer helps a woman who stole a pencil box, get a surprise for

so in the year was 1990. What? What is this? Look at the year was 1990. What is this? A Malaysian lawyer, Ahmed Zarell. What? He was a bit confused when he saw a distressed Indian Malaysian woman in her 50s being brought into a courtroom in charge with shoplifting. I says a lot. What about Nancy LaChance? He just turned 69 years old. She's going to lift up $69,000. $69,000 a trash. Zarell, he felt compelled. He explained the TikTok video to ask her about the case to which she replied that she stole the pencil box worth, and that was worth 18 Malaysian ringgits. I know, I know what he was having. We're called ringgits.

Look at this guy, this kid, he's sort of just $5 million. Look at this morbid little ginger. He created a little business where he cleans graves for $20 a pop and then he gives it to charity. She, look at this. I've seen it a little fuck. She, uh, look at this. I've more than a little fuck. Look at him. He's loving it.

I've seen what these kids do. What are you going to do? Just go in clean greens or like, I mean, I don't know what he's doing. On the air weekend. I don't know if he's going to the dance, but another weird red-headed kid. Yeah. I mean, she got blessed. I think he's doing a good job of being the most isolated child of the cemetery,

which speaks to a lot. Like, give the other golfs aren't even hanging out with him. I think I used to do in a good job of being the most isolated child of the cemetery, which is speaks to a lot like if the other golfs aren't even hanging out with them. So that's how golf he is is that he's wearing a polo. But that's again, you go into at Dean goth where you were in a flat jack hat and big glutes. Well, he got $530 to do it. So big. That's why he's not a hero. So anyways, so then this, so this

this story makes the whole. There's a man. No pencil based Malaysian story. Okay. It takes place in Malaysia. Think about the fucking plan. I do. And then where is it? So this woman stole a pencil box worth about five American dollars. Or as I said, 18 million Malaysian ringgits. Okay. Because that's their currency. And the lawyer and the father of five said, Hey, court, let's postpone this case. And then he took up the case for free and managed to get jail time and fines waved in exchange for one year good behavior, promise. She still went on parole. Yes. He's not that very good of a lawyer. She's still got parole. Oh, wow. That lawyer looks, he's looking rough.

Anyway, long story short. Holy shit. That law, if I had that guy show, as much as, I mean, thankful to this guy, but that guy showed up and he was my lawyer, I'd be like, oh, no, I'm going to jail. So that happened in 1998. He looks so tired. He looks recently divorced. That happened in 1998, right?

20 years later, what? The young lawyer approached the real in one court in the day. What are you saying? 20 years later. Who, who? Oh, God, you just haven't been listening. So in 1998, an old bitch happened, an old bitch stole some goddamn pencils for her stupid fucking kid, right?

The courts were like, that's bad. The lawyer said, oh, wait, hold on, she just tried to do this for her kid, right? That's why she stole. That's why it was worth 18 Malaysian ringgots. And then they said, okay, fine. One year supervised release 20 years later, Zaheel is approached by a young man. Hello, sir, you may not know me, but I am the son of the cleaner you helped 20 years ago.

Do you remember the pencil box? And then Zaheel, the lawyer, he says, I almost fainted when he told me who he was. It was heartwarming and one of the happiest moments in my life. You don't know what it's like to be in this room right now. You know what I mean as a listener? You don't know what it's like to hear the story,

just the sound waves, Malaysian pencil, man came, Zerial, 20 years. I've been hearing little bits and pieces of the story. Well, it's a amazing story. It is really just, you know what? It's Christopher Nolan listening. Because this is your next movie. It's called Malaysian Pencil Box Pro.

It's just good to show you. You would be careful. I find it really interesting, is that the Malaysian lawyer was actually played by Matthew McConaughey. Isn't that nice? Which I felt kind of inappropriate at the time. You would be careful. I find it really interesting is that the Malaysian lawyer was actually played by Matthew McConaughey. Isn't that nice, which I felt kind of inappropriate at the time. But again, character actor. Also if you ever asked, what is 18 Malaysian ringgits worth in 1998 American dollars?

It's five American dollars. That was in 1998. So what is it now? I have no idea. You'd have to put it into a computer machine. Oh my good fucking lord. Don't bother. I don't know if it's your email. I know of'd have to put it into a computer machine. Oh my good fucking Lord Don't buy it. I don't have ring it. There's a ring it's a ring it. I'm looking alright. It's a Malaysian ring gets three dollars now

It's not doing it. It's not doing it. It is getting worse. It's not doing well either way in the nice She was looking at significant time. I did get an email. That was really interesting. Do you remember when we did the story about the kid that they tried to, I wanna give big ups. I don't know of them a lot of name of their name. We were at the name, the lawyer that represented the kid that was called the police on him for a senior prank for releasing fart gas into the school.

Yeah. And they called the cops in this kid. And they said they got them completely cleaned of all charges. They got all the charges dropped. It was the, it's, you can still have innocent fun. It's still, it's just smell. It's just parts. It feels so bad for these kids. Yeah, honestly, if parts are illegal, every uncle should go to Guantanamo Bay. It's just classic. It's also Leslie Neal since it was a little, there's nothing wrong. Just parts from one of the first drugs of all time, according to Henry Zabraski, it was a little there's nothing wrong. Just farts from one of the first drugs of all time

according to Henry Zabraski was indeed a fart. It's just. I got to really also go out of clarification about the what park rangers who puts an animal to sleep when an animal does a crime. And there's a thing called a which I did not know conflict biologists, which is like we need on this show. Like we need a referee biologist.

I mean, we're awesome. The audience, how many of ringgits would we have to pay him in hour? Like 40 billion, right? But this conflict biologist, he said, this is what they do. That's their jobs. And it's an extremely sad job because you live your life studying animals, right?

And then you get hired by these park services. And it's wonderful, but your job is to be part, your animal cop. So when a cop, when a bear does fuck the shit, that's the person who has to go in like, it's not the park ranger. The park ranger just shows up and he's like, you know, if I could just arrest him, I would.

But unfortunately, we're gonna have to do this. We should be. Well, you need to start deputizing some of these animals. Deputize the squirrels, deputize the raccoons, deputize. So you tell them what they did with the Jewish community, turn them against them, children. So that's what it is. You have to find somebody who's a sell out, be it.

Not at all. You have to find someone who's willing to go against and rat out the other beavers. Because they go about that. No, the honor, the beavers, the honor narks that are flipping on those otters right now. And what they did. I actually don't think otters would ever flip on one another. I'd like to think,

because even though I don't believe in unconditional loyalty because things just hurt people, when it comes on otters, we can't just like there's no blood. There's no band of otter brothers. There has to be. That keeps them all together. So the brown line that allows the otters, all like understand, been like, we stand for

otter life. Yeah, I'm sure that they do. I'm better. Yeah, they're working class animal. That's really all I got. I got so many. This is all animals. Someone also says here, got a really interesting email about how like sharks, about how

like we all love sharks and like this this person understands it's a commercial diver. And I do underwater construction. And he said the thing about sharks is like, I used to love sharks. I used to live being around sharks. Well, I mean, I don't want to be around the sharks. But that's the way we sharks, right? Thought it was sharks are cool.

He said the problem with sharks is like, they're, he said they're main problems that they're fucking morons. And that sharks are the dumbest animals in the world according to him, because they're either just swimming or they are an absolute kill frenzy and there is no middle ground between the two of them. I don't think that makes them stupid.

I think it makes them hungry or not hungry. Just incredible carnivores are really crazy ancient killing the shans. There's very similar to human beings, doesn't it? But you know, sometimes you can also get a human when they're horny. That's true. And I'm sure a shark as well. Yes, they have small brains, they're not intelligent. All right.

All right. You gotta be careful with these sharks, man. Because again, they don't know. That's makes them scarier to be honest. It might be nice to live your life to have that sort of ignorance, that ignorant bliss of being a shark. And all you care about is traveling and eating Instagram model.

That's it. Every day you love your life because someone else is paying for it. It's someone you get to eat a bunch of chum, but you know what they don't ever get to eat. You know what fish? You know what sharks never have his cheese never have cheese. And honestly, I feel like you're a life lasagna. You never have it pizza never have it. Right now love this concept. Live laugh. Carb shark. I love it. That's you. You're a

carb shark. I love carbs. I would fully show you. You love carbs. You're a carb shark. I could see you grab a low for bread with your teeth and twist. Yeah. Like they do with sharks when they grab them. They took the death spiral. Yeah. Absolutely. You can do that. All right, well, there we go. Well, thank you all so much for listening. We're about to take our break from ourselves. You get no break from us. No, you're coming out with new content. We have a couple of really interesting interviews,

also some new episodes. I do think you're going to like what we have to unleash from inside of our hills. Check out, this episode comes out, check out Tears of the Clown, they're going to like what we have to unleash from inside of our hills. Check out. If you the other side comes out, check out tears of the clown that are going to be live on Twitch for last podcast network, Twitch. The last last podcast network at 5 p.m. PST come and check it out. Tears, so tears, so will be there. Yes, I will also be there. I am guessing on it with them. I believe we're talking about

candy bars. Oh, fantastic. And I'm actually going to come and hop with my favorite candy bar of all time, which was the about Candy Bar. Oh fantastic. And I'm actually gonna come and hop with my favorite Candy Bar of all time, which was the Shaq Candy Bar. I had no idea Shaq had a Candy Bar. You know the Shaq, you don't know Shaq's Candy Bar? No, but I was getting into his music. You know his first album when platinum. Oh right, I can imagine it was a huge Shaq's Candy Bar.

It was this one. Oh man, it was called, yeah, Mr. Big. It's called Mr. Big. It was my favorite one. You know why I like it? You know why I like it? Because it was bigger than the other ones. It was called yeah, Mr. Big It's called Mr. Big was my favorite one. You know why I like it? Shit, you know I like it because it was bigger than the elements. It was came out in 1995 It's a largest chocolate bar ever produced by Cadbury. No, Ken. It was so fucking good I love but again, we'll see what the how the boys I don't know that you've even had a Mr

Big because I don't know if they understand the lore. Oh my it looks like a kit cat wrapped in it's good dude It's really fucking good Wow, I don't know where to find them anymore, but they better make sure that they have that on the list. Oh, yeah I don't give a fuck this shit. I'm putting it on the list. Okay. All right. I don't give a fucking shit All right, no, so check that's out murder fist is now sold out. It's too late Oh nice fucking awesome can't wait fucking eight inches long. Yeah, man long big throat that shit, dude I used to fucking jump on it dog You know what they used to have additional varieties include mr. Chou big or mr. Big Fudge

Yeah, and mr. Big with maple it sounds like a porno line I was and I loved every single one of them. I was a frequent renter I loved it and then also check out last podcast network all of us us are going to be some Diego at the Bell Bella October 20th. And then check us out on the November 4th at the palace. You're Los Angeles. You can see us live. Then we're going to do the last version of my man. Here we go. You're loving the tagline. Mr. Big so big. They call him Mr.

It is. You have to. I'm really surprised. It wasn't Shaxx candy bar. No, it's well, it's because it's not. It started in the 70s. They just kind of re-bred it. He rebooted it. Oh, right, everyone. Thank you for listening. Hail yourself! Magu-gul-er. Oh, man.

But... Someone sent me a Mr. Bing. I mean, I don't think, I was trying to see if they made it. Oh, yeah, it's made by in 2019. It's only in Canada. Fuck that. Oh. Yeah, it's vanilla wafer, it's coated in caramel.

No, it's my favorite. It's my favorite. It's good. What the fuck? Yeah, dude, it was really good.