Last Podcast On The Left - The Gud Pud PUDcast: Episode 2 - Rising Fascism

Episode Date: August 1, 2024

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Attention attention! Listeners to Good Pudkist, the Pudkist about Puds, Hot Ps, even hotter conversations. Fascism is on the rise. Yes, in the streets of America, Nazis run free. And only the artists behind good hood can stop them. You're giving real Roosevelt vibes right now. Oh, you wanna hear some Roosevelt vibes? Yeah, please. Eeeh, eeeh, eeeh, I'm scared of it. I'm scared of the rise in fascism. But when you sing about it, it actually makes things a lot easier to digest.

Like in Cabaret when all the Nazis came and killed everybody at the end? Life is a cabaret, old son. We don't have the rights. the end? Ah! Life is a car-ball round, son! We don't have the rights. Welcome to Good Bookist, Hot Puds, and even Hutter Conversations. I'm scared of you today. Why? I think it's the sunglasses.

What's wrong with the sunglasses? I think that it gives you like an air of like, oh, you're going to cut off my arms and beat me with them, but then also jerk off while you're doing it. That's a great idea. I'm wearing an outfit today that is again, I'm trying to, we here at Good Pud, we got back into the podcust game because we wanted to connect with the youth. We heard your cries, all of you under 20 somethings that are always listening to us. And you always, and you all sound like this. And that's how we know that you're young because you sound young. Because you say that you're young.

We suck your voice out. Like I'm the Ursula now dog. She is the Ursula. But what we wanted to do again, connect with the youth. I'm Henry Zabrowski. This is Jackie. Hello, Jackie Zabrowski. Good Buddhist. I knew that if we were going to message about the dangers of rising fascism in this country, that unless I look like one of you, there was no way you would believe me. It's why they wear suits. It's why the president's got to wear pants everywhere he goes. It's got to be annoying though, because if I were the president, I'd probably make a law that says pants are illegal. Makes it sound like you'd create a world of sexual assault. That would be unfortunate for the people of America. That's what you're trying to do. But

that's why it's like, you see today, I'm dressing in the guys of the youth, somebody who knows video games, anime. Did you show me your armpit hair? Like what do you mean? I just feel like it's wispy. It is wispy. Yeah, I don't have thick armpit hair. The reason why I wore again, I wore this whole outfit is that, you know, I'm young, you know,

I'm safe. You know know I'm approachable. Like you know that if I'm the kind of guy that at the Magic the Gathering meetups, like I'm the guy that's bringing apple slices and the Thorazine, I'm the guy that's gonna go and give you your IV drip, I'm the guy that's gonna call your grandmother to come pick you up because you got like, you lost your car in a swamp

or something, we all know that's in. She's always happening at those Magic the Gathering. I know how it is, but it's just like that's why I'm like this today just so that people that are watching this can feel at ease. Are you worried? Like I can't believe Natalie actually allowed you to leave the house dressed like this because like I'm sure women are throwing themselves at you in the street.

Natalie actually said that if I have this hat on, I'm not allowed to touch her. That's what she said that she says that I can't enter into the bedroom space. Yeah. While in this outfit. I do. I understand that. I feel that's what makes me safe to kids is that the fact that I am not you came up to my not alive child. I would be like, you're boredy. Is that the fact that I am not you came up to my?

Not alive child. I would be like you're boredy. Yeah. Yeah, I keep it in my purse And I say you keep them hands away from my body That's my body not without my body Just like the Sally Field movie not without my body bring me that plastic bag my body's inside the plastic bag We're not talking about abortion today. No, that is another hot topic for another hot day. That is one of the topics. It's abortion. Yeah, we're not talking about it. We'll bring up Bordy another time, okay? But today we're talking about the dangers of rising fascism and what we can do about it.

Now I tell you what you can do about it. Sing? You better dance. Because that's what dictators hate. They hate you dancing. They hate tractor races. Yes. And that's one thing. So if you want to tell dictator to go F, you go,

I'm going dancing, bitch. And then they'll just leave you alone. That's it. You know, every time a dictator comes into power if we could just show them that joy Joy will take their power away. Joy is what love wins And that's why this house chooses violence. Yeah. Yeah What if I did just deck you that would be so crazy at least it would be something different You know the gods is that's why but we're but what we decided to do today to represent rising fascism in America

Honestly, I wish fascism would go back to sleep Woken Because you wanted to go back to sleep because it is being awakened? I'm going to confess to you, Jackie, right now. Okay, yeah. No, they can't hear us if you cover your mouth. I had a lot of ideas about climate change. I wanted to do to fix climate change.

Yeah, but we didn't talk about rising fascism at all. We talked only about climate change. We didn't talk about this episode at all. Well, the thing about rising fascism is that where to get its alarm clock I think fascism is actually very scary. Um, but to celebrate not celebrate I don't know what we're celebrating here. Is it because we're maybe, maybe there's, maybe there's a monkey on our back right now. All right. Can I say get off my back and get on my front monkey.

You're the only person I know that just wants to fuck the monkey on your back. It does sound like it sounds like a saying from an AA. It sounds like a title of a chapter from a I'm just saying there was no dictator in the movie Where they snapped West Side Story? There was a dictator there. That's Romeo Juliet. What it's a parrot It's a version of Romeo Juliet Alright, let's just get you. Alright, so check. He's avoiding this Jackie's avoiding the pudding

She doesn't want to talk about the fact that on theme today, which we decided and we did, we talked about this last episode, we had several meetings about the puddings that would be in hot puds, what would best represent the topics and for rising fascism, which is bad, we decided to do, we said the words, Wiener Schnitzel pudding to Sam Wirtz, our producer. And again, like, you know, at points, sometimes I kind of wish she'd defy us and make something good.

But she, man, down to the letter. Sometimes no exactly. But that's what she said. That's what she keeps us honest. She's just like, no, this is rising fashion. Yeah. Fascism is unpleasant. You know, or else it will be deeply unpleasant.

Fienerschnitzel pudding. Yeah. So what I know now is that this pudding has veal in it. And I've never just straight up had veal pudding before. I know I've never just straight-up had veal pudding before I know what really whoa wait a second you've never it's like he hasn't even lived I've never had veal pudding so I literally am I'm curious About what this is gonna be like and even I am sort of hesitant how long have we been talking?

about what this is gonna be like, and even I am sort of hesitant. How long have we been talking? Eight minutes. Eight minutes. A long time with the putting left. Eight, I, you know. So we're going to continue to, no, we're gonna do this because rising fascism is a problem,

and maybe that's what it is, Jackie, is that how do we expect the poor to rise up against the Nazis, unless we show them how we can also be brave. Through PUD. I mean, this is our Vietnam. Oh my God. Yeah, I thought I was hearing choppers. That was last week.

We were on there. Oh, that was last week. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was really just a lot of there seems to be a lot of a lot of celebrities are in trouble right now. Burn out, burn out, burn out, burn out, burn out. Let's get to the pudding, okay?

Because you're obviously avoiding the pudding. I'd rather be in Vietnam than eat this pudding. I've heard actually Vietnam's wonderful. Yeah, just the country. And it's a lot of guys that look like this in Vietnam looking for a wife. Oh, you'd fit right in. I do think that I would be a very comforting sight to a 30 year old single mother from Vietnam that I was going to bring over from America.

I guess this is the man that I choose. He doesn't beat me. Yeah, because you can't see her because you can't see out of your glasses. Where are you? I would be beating you. And I want you to know that. Fashionism is rising. So we better kiss.

Uh-oh. See, that's what's also important, keeping it bisexual. Thank you. Thank you, I feel seen. I feel validated. Let's just fucking eat the pudding. All right, so now this is Wiener schnitzel pudding. This is another parfait.

I know that there are, so we'll see the toasted. That is wildly wild smelling. Ooh, wow. Oh my good Lord, the is the toe. I'll be wild smell. Oh Wow. Oh my good lord. That is wild smelling. It just came out of the ooh. Wowie. Wow. Oh man. Oh, no God I actually got key that was that was a little key. All right, let's do it Let's eat it because I'm gonna try it first, right? Yes, it might smell like Gary Busey's belt buckle But I think that this is going to be good. I don't know. All right. No, I'm psyching myself up. I can't believe we decided. They can't even see, they can hear. Those of you that are watching can

see the struggle, but if you're just listening, understand how we should be as worried about trying this vener schnitzel as about how fascism is rising up and going to lunch Look at this. Yeah, we're in this is what it eats. So think about that. Think about that you fascist pigs Wow, oh my god, whoa, this is a lot thicker than I thought it was gonna be I don't know about this. Oh, no, I thought it was gonna be. Oh man, oh man, I don't know about this one. No, I think it's gonna be good. I think it's gonna be good. All right, so I'm gonna try it.

Big old heaping spoonful. Big old heaper on there. Yum, yum. Oh no, my stomach is already turning. Look out teeth, look out gums. Hello, stomach. Here it comes. Here it comes. No. You have to eat it.

Please don't make me eat it. That's tremendously bad. Don't make me eat it. That is tremendously bad. I don't want to. That is shockingly not good. Henry! Why? You know, we're the ones that come up with the putts. Like, why do we do this to ourselves?

Alright. Oh wow, that's horrendous. We're the ones that come up with the putts. Like, why do we do this to ourselves? All right. Oh wow, that's horrendous. All right, one, two, three, down the hatch. Just like rising fascism. Just like rising fascism. It is something that cannot continue. I'm throwing up. I'm checking his life. Jackie is like...

She is actively throwing up. Oh! Oh, damn! Whoa! Do we have to pause? Do we have to pause? Get a bucket? Get Jesus Christ... Please just have to throw it up in the bucket. That was it. That was the worst one. That was the worst one. I was throwing it all over the floor. That was it. Oh my god, it's so stuck in my teeth. It's so bad. Oh my god. This is why fascism has to be stopped. I'm sorry No, that's a mess we stopped fascism. We're doing it. We're doing it single-handedly

Fuck yeah, I can't believe man. We're here in our library here at the Zabroski compound and I don't know if there's any books that can I don't know that can try and help us Oh god, Jackie Oh, you got on the microphone. Oh my gloves. Oh god I almost drank my vanilla latte Gore was screwed Gore was screwed in 2004 man. That's where honestly that was to talk about that. Remember when you brought up the climate change? That's what I wanted to talk about more so

was how Gore got screwed. Cause he wasn't exciting enough. How much time left? 15 fucking minutes. All right. All right, all right. Let's get back into it because we are gonna have to eat this one more time.

No, we are not. Yes we are. It is literally called good pudding. If we don't eat the pudding because again if we don't, we win. The fascists win. Stephen Miller right now. We are doing this for you guys. There are people sitting somewhere in a compound in Washington DC with the plans open for how

they're going to distribute the country states in a new way. They're flipping Alabama. They're going to make it to Missouri. There's a bunch of stuff that's going to happen the country states in a new way, they're flipping Alabama, they're gonna make it to Missouri, there's a bunch of stuff that's gonna happen that you don't understand. Is that what the fascists are doing? Gerrymandering is everywhere, and his brother Stephenmandering ain't that nice either. Ah!

Wow, that one is kinda spicy, it just got a little spice in there. No, that's vomit that you're experiencing from inside of you. Um, but yeah, so we have to do something and I'd say the big number one thing truly to do is rock the vote. Yeah, you've got to get out there and vote. You got to vote for I don't know. I don't know. I don't know who to tell you to vote for, but I do know. I feel like a lot of people say vote. I say honestly, we've got to make something else that's not voting. Yeah, vote instead.

I say voting, not voting. Let's get on some yachts. You're just saying about riding in a boat. Wouldn't that be awesome? Yeah, I think. Yeah, riding in a boat is much more fun than going to vote. Yes That's why we should get an LPN. Yeah, why are they're not voting machines on gambling boats? Yeah, you should be a one-stop shop

Why they're not like why can't there be a place that I can vote and gamble? Because then actually then I'd like it if there was a buffet This is always about packaging. This is what nobody understands, and I wish more people would understand. Talk to me. Talk to the American people, right? Talk to me. Don't you trust this man?

I mean, look at his sunglasses. Talk to me, all right? I am, I'm gonna eat another spoonful of this real base pudding for you to show me, mean like you want my vote, then you gotta come down and eat this pudding There's nowhere for you to put All my brothers

It's literally spuked on my own puke. You can see what that looks like if you want to take a look at it. Brother, sister puke. I will, you know what? First puke of the show. I didn't puke, I just can't let it back. I can't go past the teeth. So, but you're going to have to do one more because if you don't, you know who wins? You know who I heard that they're going to the Republicans I heard they're gonna run Pinocchio honestly we'd know if he's lying

Oh Open up the trash can Because Jackie you're doing this because there are kids in Somalia that can't come to America and go to the football You know people ask they're like what your parents must be so proud Fashions of every fucking fight. What are you doing to fight fascism? You're just sitting there listening to a fucking podcast We're sitting here We're doing what we have to do to fucking fight fascism. And while everybody, cause you know what happens? It's not the bad guys with, it's the bad guys are not as bad as the good guys who do nothing. Wow.

So now eat that pudding. Eat the true, eat that venerable pudding. I just ate it in front of my face. Yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya yaya y Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, as I'm bringing the Venus to my own nose. At least you don't smell worse than this smells. I am, I feel like I'm in prison. In a way. Which is what we're all going to be in. Yeah. If fascists rise to the... They're rising up against...

There's lots of things riding up against, because you know, you've brought up the poor's rising up, Henry. Cartier boss with 7.5 billion dollar fortune says prospect of the poor rising up quote keeps him awake at night oh yeah cuz he's preparing honestly I think you should be prepared for it I mean I just feel like well Cartier they're not coming for the guys from Cartier they're gonna come from the guys that would you do in a oh so bad Wow I almost said something real.

Yeah? What were you going to say? I don't even remember. I was going to try to say something else. You're so upset by how disgusting the put is that we almost had a real thought come through, which is scary on this show. See, but look at this next side. That's what we're doing. That's what we're destroying. Silence is dangerous in the current age of rising fascism in the United States. That's why we're here. I actually feel like I'm sorry. I feel like if more people yelled the word freedom, yeah. That maybe.

You know, like in the morning, you're like, you're supposed to like for your cortisol levels, you're supposed to like get the sun on your face. We're not supposed to be looking at our phones. And I think the second you wake up in the morning, don't tell your partner you're going to do it. Just the second your eyes squeak open, you go, freedom! And that's your freedom to do it.

Because you're letting the neighbors know You go, freedom! Freedom! And that's your freedom to do it. Because you're letting the neighbors know that you don't want to not be free. No. That's the key. We ain't rolling over for nobody. Not today. That's one thing we're going to show you here, was the Browskys do some show here. We don't roll over for anybody.

I'm not rolling over for any fucking dictator. No, I ain't a dog. I don't do dog tricks. No, man. I don't do no cat licks. No, man. I ain't got no sandpaper tongue. No, I ain't a dog. I don't do dog tricks. No, man. I don't do no cat licks. No, man. I ain't got no sandpaper tongue. No, I ain't got no litter box. But I could shit inside if I wanted to.

I do shit inside. It's called in the toilet. Yeah, good for you. I got rid of mine. I spent a lot of money for the toilet. I did- Yeah, I got rid of mine. You got an extra nice one. I got it. I got rid of mine. Why? You're doing no toilet? Yeah, I was just like, you know, what are my pots doing? Oh, you should have brought are my pots doing? Oh

You should have brought this up for a climate change episode. You're right. I should have that Water I didn't know that you were using that to save water. Yeah, so brain I'm doing it because like again, like this is what I give to our Community and if I can shit in a pot and say like this is my Mephisto like I want everyone to know. What does that mean to you? It's my Mephisto. What are you saying? It's like manifesto, but there's like a fist in it. It's a thing that you made up

and didn't tell anybody what that was. And then Mephisto is the name of a... My Mephisto, yes., Mephisto is the name of a... My Mephisto, yes. My Mephisto. My Mephisto. And I've been working, I'm again, I'm just like the Cartier boss. You're just like him. I'm up at night, I've got my fashion. I've got my fashion. Yeah, because how are we supposed to sleep when all these rhinestones shine into our eyeballs?

It's hard. Well, you know, we sleep under the lights. We sleep right here. Oh, I sleep in order to be ready for camera. Camera ready. I was what we say in the industry. I sleep with lights on. Yeah, because they come in and they just put it this on us. Yep. I can't see. We try to close his mouth, which is hard. I go be like, Natalie, help me find my light. And she moves my chin back and forth so I can find my light while I'm sleeping. While he sleeps. But not while he's wearing this because as we all know, you're not allowed in the bedroom

wearing this. I'm not allowed in the bedroom because again, because she can't keep her hands off me. Yeah, I bet. She's trying not to get a preg note. Man, there's something about the Zabrowski upper arms that is like it's my best man. People are just like, it's my best part. I don't care what anybody says. Show me that. Yeah. And I'm just like, this is my best part. Also best part truly. My fear right there. My fans. I don't know. Is that what they call it in the in the front

kids and I have side tits and I have in my back tits are getting smaller Yeah, but also you will learn as someone that's like you got to take that side tit Yeah, but I mean once I'm on drag race Well, I think that we did everything we could are we close to it no Wow So fascism Henry you know what I say about fascism is that is fascism Henry? You know what I say about fascism is that that's the real F word. Yeah, yeah, that's not fuck. I know. And they also what they say is that the pen is mindier than the sword, but tell that to somebody with the drone army.

Oh my God. But we are going to come out there. We are. How all the different ways we're fighting fascism can't even be named because if we started the show would never end. So I'd like for you to do, so like for you to email thegoodpud at gmail.com G U D P U D. What I'd like for you to do is tell us what you think you're doing to fight fascism. That's remotely better than what we're doing. All right, because as you can see, us fighting fascism is not only fun and engaging, but it's, we all learn, and it's 2D 3D.

Yeah, and I feel like, you know, part of the thing that we can do to start fighting fascism is volunteer work. Henry, what kind of volunteering will you be doing? I volunteer to make sure my home is safe. I don't know if that's gonna. I will volunteer. Okay, volunteer. I don't know if that's gonna... I will volunteer myself going down to Osteria Mozza.

And I will say to everyone at the mozzarella bar that fascism is on the rise and they hopefully don't have a reservation here. Yeah, because we don't want them on our mozzarella. And also, yeah, I didn't know what word you were saying. Did you say mozzarella? Because that's not how we say it in this family. No, it is a mozzarella bar. Yeah, it's a mozzarella bar.

I know, I forgot. I said too many letters. Yeah. Now, I feel like people are like, it's scary, right? It's scary what's happening here. Fascism? Yeah, but like I watched American History X and like that was a while ago And I feel like it's like didn't we defeat it then didn't he overcome it then yeah, I hate the sequel

Yeah, I feel like we're in a sequel and I'm like can I leave yeah where he was just like oh? I'm gonna curb you again, and then he's like JK curb you with. And then he's like, JK, curb you with flowers. And then like, what it was after his after he I know what the curbing is, but what does curvy with flowers mean? They throw flowers at him instead. But curbing is the act of a man biting the curb and then kicking his head. Yeah, but he's reformed now. He is reformed. Yeah. So that's what I'm saying that like he lost all the weight. Oh, good for him. He's reformed now. He is reformed. Yeah, so that's what I'm saying that like- And he can souply loss all the weight. Oh, good for him. He's looking good.

Yeah, he is looking good. He turned his flappies into tighties. Man, it's so hard to do. It's extremely hard. That's what they don't tell you. No, I wish that more people would stop fighting fascism and go back to fighting some flappies. Yeah, because my flappies? Loud.

Flap flap flap flap. Flap flap flap flap flap. As is the beating of the drum of fascism. Yeah, and that's why it's loud. Flapp, flapp, flapp, flapp. Flapp, flapp, flapp, flapp, flapp. As is the beating of the drum of fascism. Yeah, and that's why it's scary. And I think that we should nip it in the bud. Eh? I don't know why- Not in this bud. I don't know why we're allowing it to happen.

That's just a good question, yeah. Why is it happening? I don't know. I don't know. I don't when we when you said that people are turning to us to ask these questions because it's like who would they go to? Obviously you watch Good Put. We obviously are like harbingers of truth and like who else would you want to find out these like scary things from?

And because I know that most of you are listening to this like fascism what like I've never heard of this before and that we are the ones. It's not just a river in Egypt. Yeah. And we're telling you about this and it's got to be hard to hear. Oh yeah. Everyone's surprised. Everyone's surprised.

And you know that we're on the front lines here and it's a lot for people to take. But I you know and I'm sorry you have to get it this way. But fascism is on is going around. And that's why I just think we got to we really got to get at it. You don't think that we should change it to fashion ism. Wow. And then we would obviously really fit right in. Look at this fashion, everybody. Do you think that Sam felt bad about having to buy baby lamb to make us a pudding?

It's a full waste of the flesh and its little life. Do you think that his little life, yeah, do you think that like maybe- No, his life was worthless. His life was worthless, we're gonna throw this in the garbage. Cause normally we would come back to the pudding several times. We can't, like I can't do it.

I cannot consume any more of this. Normally we would come back to the pudding several times. We can't like I do it. Cannot consume any more of this much like I wish that our parents would say the same about Fox News. Cause talk about Venus, Nistle pudding. Yeah. They're eating it over there. They're fucking sopping it up. I am so fully nauseous. Yeah. No, it's like, it's so inside of my teeth and I can't wait to brush my teeth.

People could taste it so they know what it would feel like to have the physicalization of what it's like to read the news. Someday. Cause that is what this is. The Wiener Stenzel pudding is just the news. It's just bad news. We made it.

It's just bad news. But I guess to sort of wrap it up. What a perfect episode. What did we learn today? All right. We learned Wienerschitzel might not be the best pudding or at least like when we start selling our line of savory puddings, like it might not be the front runner. You know what I I I mean this I Woke up in the middle of the night last night and had an idea and I wrote it down on my phone Hear me out

savory rice crispy treats Oh cuz then it's like a scavenger hunt for your teeth, but it's bacon in it you put me in a rice crispy treat Okay Good I think if you could make but I think you could make a part out of it Then you can make a marshmallow out of it That's what I'm saying marshmallow, but you start with the marshmallow used and so you like cook it down in the gelatine In more marshmallows, though you make it sweet and savory with the sweet marshmallows and the meat in it like chorizo Okay, chorizo in a from the rice crispy treat might be pretty fucking good

This is our problem is if then we start talking to each other. Yeah Eating venererschnitzel pudding. We're trying to fight fascism! Alright, and everyone's saying that you can't do it. They're all just saying like vote, but voting's fucking boring. Yeah. Alright, so we gotta do something more fun. I wish we could play tennis to beat fascism, but we can't.

No. Because I wish there was a That'd Be Good, where we send our tennis guy or lady in, and then fascism sends their tennis person in in Like Zendaya in the tennis sexy movie Oh, she in a tennis movie? Tennis sexy movie is gonna be sexy That's fine Why are you... Yeah, it's gonna be... it's like remember when Andre Agassi was around?

She needs to do more dunes Less sexy tennis movies? Alright guys, we fought fascism, fuck it Yeah, so we fixed it and you're welcome So we fought fascism. Fuckin' it. Yeah, so we fixed it and you're welcome. So now that fascism has been wrapped up by saying the words freedom, so we now know you say the words freedom every morning, dancing cures fascism. Yes.

Don't start a savory pudding based show because you find yourself in a situation where you get trapped. I'm going to liquid shit. I'm going to just throw up out of my ass. Because we also are recording some of these in a batch way. So it's really just got him just mainline in a whole bunch of putting it once. But that's why we're American. Yeah. And we do it for you. We do it for you because you can't do it because you won't do it. Because you're scared. And we can. And so thank you, Jackie.

So first of all, thank you, Jackie. You know what? Thank you, Henry. This has been really illuminating. Go to thegoodputt.gmail.com, explain to us about how you are ineffectually fighting fascism. are in fact really fighting fascism and Unless you're actually fighting fascism Make it jazz it up Jazz it up with something just put a couple yeah dance something fun in there alright something that gets people attention gets

You know something makes people want to get involved jump them up. Yeah, cuz people hate You know what it is clipboards everybody hates them. Jump them up. Yeah, cause people hate, you know what it is? Clipboards. Everybody hates them. You're right. You know what people like? Bare human breasts. Use those, not those. Yours are, I'd cut them off if I could.

I'd cut them right off. I'd cut all your parts off. I'd just make you sexless stumped torso if I could. I can't wait for the day So it up Henry throw me in the ocean Wow Get out there and put some put on it Put some put on it and have a good put day. I just realized Sam forgot to make this spicy

Yeah I just realized Sam forgot to make this spicy. Yeah. Yeah. Banana pudding. Banana pudding. Hey, but I'm hungry. Banana pudding. Banana pudding. Banana pudding. Banana pudding.

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