Lateral with Tom Scott - 169: Blue peacock

Episode Date: January 2, 2026

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When Hope goes on a business trip abroad, she finds it convenient and time-saving to wear stud earrings. Why? The answer to that, at the end of the show, my name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral. We have three fantastic guests on today's show. One is a wine writer for The Guardian, and the other two are perhaps best known for looking at objects and thinking, we need to put that in resin. Or to put it another way, one appreciates things that change with age

and the others trap things in plastic to make sure they don't. Let's meet them now. First of all, let us start with the resin trappers. Evan and Caitlin, welcome back to the show. Hi, I'm going to hang out again. So what are you trapping in resin? As we record this, the time has not approached,

but will there be a pumpkin this year. There will be a pumpkin. There will be a pumpkin. This time, we're going to try to burn it in an oxygen-free environment and basically turn it into just straight carbon. Carbonize it. Wow. Won't that make it really fragile?

That's why we're going to put it in resin. Sensible, yeah. I mean, like, even for the resin, that won't, I was assuming it would crush it, but no, it's permeated, isn't it? It's throughout. That's my hand gesture for permeate for those people watching. Yeah, me too. Now, will it work? I don't know.

But either way, you got a video out of it. Yes. Well, very best of luck to you and your pumpkin. People can find you where? Evan and Caitlin on YouTube and everywhere. All right. Well, you are joined today by another returning player, Wine Writer for The Guardian and many other places.

Hannah Crosby, welcome back. Hello, thank you so much for having me again, again, again. It is always a joy to have you back on the show. I know very little about wine, so I struggle to find a question for this section. If I want to look like I know about wine, like what are the basics that I should know? Well, I would say the only thing that you really need to know,

and this is something I always say, is how to describe the kind of wine that you like to drink. I think if you're armed with that kind of information, then you can enter pretty much any bottle shop, supermarket, restaurant, and be completely unstoppable. Wow. I don't even know the terms. Like the how it tastes, how it, how, is there a mouth-feel thing to this? There's a mouthful thing, I think, kind of like picking out the dryness of wine that you like.

So when people say, like, oh, I really like a dry wine, one thing that a lot of people don't know is that most wine, unless it's denoted as sweet, is dry. So, like, unless it's like purposefully off dry or purposefully sweet, then all wine is dry, including whites and reds. But generally, if you can kind of, you know, talk about the spectrum from light and fruity to deep and tanic, most feeling a bit more serious, then if you kind of understand what kind of whines that you like along that spectrum, then you're good to go. Well, good luck to you and to Evelyn and Caitlin on the show today. Get your corkscrews and your chisels ready as appropriate, because it's time to crack open question one.

Yes. Thank you to an anonymous listener for this question. On the 3rd of July, 1929, the Iola Register ran a story with the headline, Banana throws orange apple. What happened? On the 3rd of July 1929, the Iola Register ran a story with the headline, Banana throws orange apple. What happened?

Is it a monkey named banana who threw an apple that was painted orange? To a monkey that was also called, that was called orange. Oh, oh. Is it two different, there are two things called banana and orange, and one of them threw an apple to the other? Oh, you have miraculously managed to get every bit of that wrong, but in a way that is almost right, if that makes sense. Big picture, you're right. Stupid headline, something trivial is going on,

but every aspect of that, as soon as you go to the details, no, no. But it does make me think that... Can I write it down? Mm. Yes. I'm not going to prevent you from having a pen and paper. I don't have a pen or a pen.

The world, on the other hand, may prevent you from doing it. Banana throws orange apple. Banana throws orange apple. So, like, clearly there's something interesting going on with the words here. Yes. They don't... It's not just names of fruit.

It could be names of someone or something. could be a color. Yes. Yes. It's... Orange Apple. Do we mean Apple

as in like an Apple product? I'm thinking... Well, there's a 1920 something. Oh, it's like, oh, sorry. Yeah, yeah, they had those back then, right? Just like a very, very rudimentary version. The iPhone Zero.

Yeah, the iPhone BC. It's just a backpack with a gramophone in it. Through... Banner throws... Orange Apple. And also, so this was in the 1920s, it was July, so summertime, and this is a headline. Where was the headline again? But I mean, like, people back then were trolling, too.

They ran a story with that headline. This was not front page read all about it. Yeah. Okay. So then, you know, back then people were making jokes and trolling and stuff, too. So it's like, yeah, it's not like people recently invented a trolling sensitive humor, you know. People would have found that headline funny back then. They're being cheeky with it.

being cheeky with it. Yes. Yes, they are. We need to figure out what words don't mean fruit. Yes. Yeah, what words are fruit and what are not fruit? And I think I'll give you something you said earlier when I was like all the details wrong. Well, yes, names was definitely right. So, banana is the name of something. There's a name in there, is all I'll tell you. At least one of those is a name. Okay. At least one is a name. Okay, so banana throws orange. So it could be, I mean, earlier we were saying, like, banana's the name of a monkey. Like, it could be some sort of, like, pet name. It could also be, like, a nickname for something.

Or a banana has thrown someone. So I'd... Or someone, like, threw a game. Hannah's very close there. How might the word throws be interpreted there? Slip it on on a banana peel. Slip it on a banana peel. Peel.

Yay, the old classic. You've got banana throws. The rest is actually, well, you've kind of already said it. Okay, okay, so banana, banana, banana, is a banana peel. Yeah. Banana is a real thing. Throws as in, like, slips. Mm-hmm.

Slips someone. Banana, like, throws off. Orange apple. Orange apple. So one of those, orange or apple is a name. Well, actually, at least one of those is a name. At least one of those is a name. Orange apple.

So someone called Apple. but is orange? Okay, more than one of those is a name. Okay. Okay. Banana throws orange apple. There's not someone named Orange Apple, is there? Yes, there is.

Oh, my gosh. Banana throws orange apples. So there's a person named Orange Apple, and he slipped on a banana. Yeah, a young boy was hospitalized after slipping on a banana peel in Chicago and sustaining only minor injuries. His name was Orange Apple,

and the newspapers were like, that's a headline. They weren't wrong. They weren't wrong. You know, it's so funny, like tabloids these days are like, this celebrity named their child, this weird name, Apple Orange. You know, but they're doing it back then too.

Yep. Also marks the Pittsburgh Sun Telegram for Orange Apple slips on banana peel, falls plum. Nice. Nice. Yeah, that's great. Oh, my God.

Gosh. Wow. Poor kid. Caitlin, we will go to you for your question, please. This question has been sent in by Kira B. Since Olive was using hooks instead of needles, she had to remember to buy Z, not S. What does this mean and why is it important? Again, since Olive was using hooks instead of needles, she had to remember to buy Z, not S.

What does this mean and why was it important? Is this a sewing question? I was thinking knitting or sewing or something like that. Hooks and needles, surely. I was wondering if she's kind of like spelling things out then obviously a hook is better for

sorry, for purposes of the recording I am trying to, like hooks are rounded so that makes an S. Whereas Z or Z is straight so you would need needles. Is it spelling things out? Or have I gone to literal? Maybe.

It's not that you're too literal, but it's not spelling things out. Is it the type of stitching pattern that she's going to create? She's not stitching. Okay. She's not stitching. But like this is something fabric arts-wise with hooks and needles. Have we got that? Yeah, you're on the right track with hooks and needles.

It is a soft craft. Okay. But you can just flip that. Like, unless you're actually using a letter, an S is just a Z backwards. Like, what do you buy that isn't flippable like that for a fabric art? Maybe there's like an S-type thread and a Z-type thread, and why would they be different, and why are they labeled that way? Is it called S and Z, or do they just call it S

because the symbol looks like a flowing thing, and Z looks like this. Oh. You guys are getting very close, both of you. Just clarifying, kind of. You're like, S is like a sine wave, and Z is like sore tooth. Yes, yes, exactly.

So maybe the product isn't technically S and Z, but that's what the iconography is. So she's buying Z, and she has hooks. Yeah, she switched to hooks, which means she has to switch to Z, Z. instead of s. So it must be like, it must be knitting of some sort,

is my guess. Not that we've done any knitting. You said it was like a soft craft, right, Caitlin? It's a soft craft. Yeah. So I wonder if it's like yarn type and there are different yarn types used for different needlework.

You are on the right track. Okay. Does it have to do with the diameter or the thickness? No, I can't ask you that many questions. What's the answer? Yeah. Ask the question master 20 questions and we'll get it. You're on the right track with yarn type.

Okay. Because there are different thicknesses of needles when you're knitting. There might be, but that's not really part of the question. I've just drawn lots of sharp angles and lots of swirly sign waves on my paper in front of me, as if that's going to help. So think about the activities where you could use hooks and needles. Darning, knitting. Crochet. Crochet.

And then think about why you might need different types of yarns. For different temperatures, if you're knitting something that needs to be particularly durable, if you're knitting with maybe not necessarily like typical yarn, but something like a bit more hardy, like tweed or, I don't know, some kind of like a woven metal. Oh, chain mail. She's making chain. That's not a soft craft.

That's the hardest craft there is. It more has to do with the act of knitting or crocheting rather than how the garments will be used. We have an accessibility question last time you were on the show. And I'm wondering if similarly it's some kind of adaptation, some kind of changed method that means you're now hooking stuff in rather than poking it through.

It is not an accessibility issue. It's a technique-based issue. And if you bought the wrong yarn, you would have a lot of issues in your craft. You needed to be S or Z, stranded or singles? The S and Zingle. Zingles? Zingles.

You get a vaccine for that these days. The S and ZZ, do not stand for longer words. Okay. It does have to do with how the yarn is stranded. Okay, so is it like... This can't be this technical. It's lateral.

There's got to be something we're missing here. It has to do with the visuals of an S and a Z. And it's not pointy versus Kirby. So think about the other differences between the letters. Oh, um... S and Z are flipped. Is that something to do with it? Like we were...

They are flipped and that is relevant. Has she switched to going left-handed or something like this? Like hook and needle is the phrase for which way you're leading in? No, but it does have to do with the fact that the two of these yarn types are flipped. And you would use... What you use depends on the craft. Wait! Wait! Please save us.

Go on, Evan. My brain is coalescing knowledge right now. It's collating it. Yarn, like if you're using, making yarn from wool, you have all these strands and then you bind them together and you twirl them on all these different things. And my guess is that some yarn is twirled one way and some yarn is twirled the other way. And if you use the wrong yarn twirl direction, it'll come untowrolled while you're nitted. it. Please say that's it.

Come on. That's it. Yay! Go! Go! Yes. We didn't need to know what the details were.

We just need to know what yarn was. Think about the makeup of the yarn. Yes. Yes. So the S and the Z represent the shape

that the yarn makes when it's twisted. So when it's twisted one way, the diagonal in the twist is like the diagonal and the S. And on the other way,

the diagonal is like the diagonal in the Z. Wow. And so the yarn itself can untwist if you buy the wrong type for the craft that you're doing. Hooks and needles used in crocheting and knitting respectively. Multi-thread yarn used in hobbies come in two types, S-plied and Z-plied. And you can tell which one is which by looking at the yarn and comparing the middle part of the letters to how the twist is directed. So when knitting using the most common Western method,

you should use S-plied, which will add twist as you knit, so it tightens it. But if you use Z-plied, you'll remove the twist and make it slack. So you should use Z-plied yarn and avoid S-plied when making crochet because it uses a different technique. Thank you to Peter Scandret for this question. In the 1980s, the UK insurance company, Guardian Direct, advertise their phone number, 0-800-28-28-28.

What was their mascot? I'll say that again. In the 1980s, the UK insurance company Guardian Direct advertised their telephone number, 0-800-28-28-20. What was their mascot? And no, this is not a sponsored question, and for the best of my knowledge, that number no longer works.

I'm guessing it has to do with, like, you know how, like, A is, like, you know how, like, on the old cell phones, they used to be like, call 1-800 I love pizza and you'd like type out like the the numbers to the letters I wonder if it's something to do with that that's what my brain went to also either that those numbers spell something that could be the mascot or even like could those numbers be in the shape of something that's a math that's the mascot like if you're dialing it on the phone

I was going to tap out because I thought that like I might oh I might already get yeah yeah so But then I think that you just had like a very similar thought to me, Caitlin. Oh, were you tapping out? I don't know the answer, but I thought. You should stay in. Should I stay in? I thought that 28, 28 maybe looks like a swan or like a peacock or something like that because it's got like the little thing and then the tail like that, the fanning tail.

Yeah, they did advertise the number. So they advertised the number, not $1,800. Oh, they advertised the number. Yes. Okay. Is it spelling something? Like in Leet? Yeah, like in Leet speak.

Oh, too late. Man, that's a reference I haven't heard in a few years. For the younger folks in the audience, do you want to explain what that is? That's writing things using numbers and symbols instead of letters. So, three is an E. Three is an E. A is a four, et cetera. In this case, two would be a Z.

Eight would be a B. But that's... Zip-de-Z. It's a B! It's a B! So it's not like they look like anything because that was going to be my initial thoughts because the 28-28 kind of maybe looked a bit bird-like.

It's not, no. And unfortunately, you can rule out the T-9 texting thing as well because there's a zero in there, and that is a space. Okay. So it's 28, 28, 28, 28-20? Oh, 800, 28-28-20. 28, 28, 2820. Which would, so 0800, 28, 2820, that would also be, if you're writing it out like a normal number,

it would be 0800, 282, 82, wait, I need to write this down. Wait, is that, how many, how many numbers is that? 28, 28, 20? Yeah, we had shorter phone numbers back then. What? I was like, that's only six. Yeah, okay, yeah. An 0800 for the Americans is just the, this is a free,

phone number, code. So the relevant part is that 28, 28, 28, 20. 28, 20. 28, 20. 28. 20. Caitlin, I think you were starting to be on the right lines there. Just now going like this. With my finger? Well, I have been a bit sneaky in how I phrased this.

Praise it again, please talk. Well, Caitlin was doing quite a good job of phrasing it there. Well, what did you just say, Caitlin? I know. Oh, is it bouncing? Is it like a kangaroo or something? Like, because you're kind of like going up and down and up and down. Because I'm just thinking like the two would be at the top,

the eight would be towards the bottom. And the zero is even further down. Zero is even further down. Yeah. So it is kind of bouncing from top to bottom. It is. And I love that you've also, so far named the swan, the peacock and the kangaroo.

The mascot is an animal. Mascot is an animal. Is it a frog? Why do you think that? Because it's hopping back. and forth. I know. Caitlin, you kind of said the number

in a different way earlier. Oh, okay. So when I was reframing it, now I was reframing it to be like a seven-digit number. Mm-hmm. Um, uh, so I was thinking 282 and then 820, 282, 820, if it was a six-digit number.

Oh, oh, oh, I think I've got it. I think you've got it as well. You see, we wouldn't use zero for there. Oh, we'd say, oh, so is it to-it-to-it-woo, like an owl? An owl, yes. Absolutely right. This was phrased as 0-800-28-28-2-0, which sounds like how we would describe the sound of an owl. That's so funny.

Twit-to-8-2-2. Twit, twit, twit. I like the accent as well. That's what British owls say, yeah. They're different accents. I did check with David before this question. It's like, we've only got one Brit here. It's like, we'll be fine, we'll be fine.

Yeah, we got there, we got there. That's awesome. Hannah, your question whenever you're ready. This question has been sent in by Kim. In 2024, Kiegan found a red tag worth one million Australian dollars in Northern Territory, Australia. It wasn't placed in a hidden location and could have been discovered by anyone.

What vital pieces of equipment did Keegan use? I'll say it again. In 2024, Keegan found a red tag worth one million Australian dollars in Northern Territory, Australia. It wasn't placed in a hidden location and could have been discovered by anyone. What vital pieces of equipment did Keegan use? Okay. So what is a red tag? Is it just like a clothing tag?

Is there a certain thing I'm not knowing as an American? I wouldn't say, yeah, I wouldn't say so. But I think that there's, I think it just means a red tag. A red tag? I mean, I'm like, did this fall, did it fall off of a spacecraft? And it just happened to land in Northern Territory, Australia, and it's worth a lot of money. And it's 2024? Oh, that's happened before.

There's a place in southwest Australia. I can't remember exactly where it is, it called Esperance. And Skylab, when it was deorbited, left a load of debris all over there. And they sent Nassar a fine for littering. Oh. But now they have a museum with a lot of Skylab debris in it and tourists' visit. So it worked out quite well for them. No one got harmed, as far as I know.

My first thought was Google Earth, like vital piece of equipment. Is this like some, not Geogess, but someone who looks around Google Earth for interesting things? Like, oh, that's a weird thing in the desert. What's that? Get Geogessor right off the chat on this stuff. Oh, okay. No, it is a literal red tag. A literal red tag. Is it a drone?

We don't know whether this is worth one million dollars to him, which is what I first thought like it's a prize, or whether this is just something that's worth a million dollars that's fallen off a truck somewhere. That's more the direction I was thinking, like with falling off a spaceship. But it could be either. It could be something where he knew it was valuable and was purposely looking for it.

Or it could be incidental. It happens to be valuable. He happened to find it. Radiation. Radiation. There was an incident like a year or two ago. I don't know if the timeline's right. Where some company lost a radioactive source on a road train in Australia?

Am I remembering this right? I don't know. That is such a great story, but unfortunately. Okay. I can't remember. It was somewhere. remote in a desert, I don't know if it was a truck in America or a road train in Australia or something like that, they'd lost a radioactive thing. Not like dangerous, dangerous, but you

wouldn't want to get too close to it. And all they knew is it was somewhere off a truck on a thousand mile road. And they had to just drive down it very slowly with a Geiger counter and hope it beat. And they did, and they found it. I was just like, is this that story? This is not that story. That's great. Oh, thank you to producer David. is Rio Tinto, a mining company in Western Australia, 1,400 kilometre route. And it was found after several days. Wow. I mean, to kind of, I mean, to kind of go back to the two theories that you guys put out there, whether it was, it was one million Australian dollars to Keegan, or whether it was one million Australian dollars just anyway, it was one million Australian

dollars and um it was a sort of treasure hunt but not in a traditional sense he was looking for this okay i wonder if it's like a social media stunt or something like that you know that's the type of thing that people are doing these days like to get attention that new that newfangled social media um so but the question is what essential tool did he use so what are some tools you could use in Northern Australia, that would help you find a red tag. We don't know. Tane kangaroo. Sorry, Australia.

I just went for Tane Kangaroo. Second Kangaroo mention of the podcast. Now, we don't know, was the red tag alone? Because when you said Tengaroo, it made me think of like, you know how like animals will be tagged to like track and study them? Was this tag on an animal? The tag was on an animal. I went for the lazy stereo.

type and it paid off. Was it a kangaroo? It was not. It was not a kangaroo. So, okay, what about a drone with a thermal camera on it? Because I know that, like, a lot of times these days, drones with thermal cameras are being used to find missing dogs, missing people, all sorts of stuff.

And I feel like a drone-mounted thermal camera would be able to find an animal from very far away. But how would it know this animal with attack? You have a, the drones nowadays have a thermal camera and a zoom camera. So what you do is you find the hotspots, you find the animals, and then you zoom in with a zoom camera and you're like, is that the one that was tagged? So that is a very, very high-tech way of finding something, but the fun thing about this specific kind of treasure hunt is that anyone who wants to be able to find it can find it. And the equipment that you need is not that high-tech.

Did they bring food, and that food attracted the animal? In a way, but it's not the piece of equipment. Okay. The food is not the equipment. Did he have to actually trap the animal somehow, or is it just enough to take a picture and send it in? You, yes. So you had to take a photo of the animal.

Okay. And you would only be able to do it if you had, I guess, trapped it in some kind of way. You've got to be close up, okay. You've got to be close up, yeah. Okay. What can you safely do that to in Australia? Everything is trying to kill you.

I still go with the lazy Australian stereotypes. Like, sorry. I mean, it could be on a bird. Those might not try to kill you, and you would need to get close to them. In Australia, they will. Have you heard of a cassowary? No.

Oh, imagine an emu, but angrier and with, massive claws. Oh, wow. I just did a Google search for that. That's horrible. Oh, yeah. That looks aggressive.

Okay, never mind. Never mind. I would go back to the idea that you had about using food. Okay. And how that relates to the equipment. Could be like bait on a fishing pole. Oh. Oh.

Yeah. So the equipment is. A fishing pole. A fishing pole. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, to draw it near you.

So you'd throw the food out and you'd slowly draw towards you. And this is some fish that someone had tagged? Is this, wait a minute, this isn't a wild animal. This is like in a fishing pond. Like, is this like in one of those places where they just stock a pond with fish so fishermen can have a good time? So it is an annual event. So since 2015, Northern Territory has run the annual million dollar fish event

to boost tourism during the off season. Wow. So Barramundi, so sorry if I'm butchering that pronunciation, fish had a numbered red tag attached to them before being released into five popular fishing areas of the region. There are ten of them, and if you are the first person to catch one of them, you won the big prize. So far, Keegan Payne is the only person to do this.

Participants had to pre-register to take part and could only use a fishing rod or line. 99 other fish worth 10,000 Australian dollars each were also part of the competition. Wow. So there are, I mean, it's since 2015, and only one person has found it so far. So there are, like, potentially hundreds of million dollar fish out there. And can you find them at any time and still get the million dollars? I don't know. I think maybe it's only off-season.

One a year, there'll be a time limit on this. They don't want that price hanging out of their heads. Yeah, but there's more and more fish out there. Thank you to Alex Sloat for this next question. Blue Peacock was a British nuclear weapon developed in the 1950s. it was intended to be buried in West Germany to prevent a Soviet invasion. What idea was proposed to solve the problem of cold conditions preventing the mine from working? I'll say that again. Blue Peacock was a British nuclear weapon developed in the 1950s.

It was intended to be buried in West Germany to prevent a Soviet invasion. What idea was proposed to solve the problem of cold conditions preventing the mine from working? Radioactive material is already warm, right? So could you just put more radioactive material around it, even though that'd make the nuke even more dangerous and horrible if it went off? You could, that would be very expensive. Very expensive.

I'm thinking, as you said, mine. So is this nuclear device that gets triggered when something is stepped on? Yeah, basically. Like, not always stepped on. There's a few other approaches, but yes, this is the horrible idea of a nuclear mine.

That's a really bad idea. That's terrible. And the cold conditions would mean that, yeah, nuclear stuff is usually warmish, but I suppose it's pretty cold in West Germany. I have a horrible idea. Go. What if you just, like,

made a nest of animals around it, and the animals kept it warm through their body heat? You know how it was called Blue Peacock? Do you want to take a guess? Oh, oh, yeah, like sitting like, birds sitting on it. So it might be animals. Yes, it is.

You've basically got it. It's just, there's just animals, like, like birds that sit on top of the nuke? Does it look like an egg? Is it covered in seed? This is a large landmine designed to stop the Red Army from advancing across West Germany. The physicists were concerned it wouldn't work if the components got too cold, and a document from 1957 suggested, to be clear, suggested that live chickens would generate enough heat to ensure the bomb worked.

That's so dumb. Oh my gosh. I was like, well, I'm just going to throw this dumb idea out there. That'll be funny. Yeah. Yeah. What if they pack the nuke? Then you've got to look after all those chickens.

So the nuke could be set off by being disturbed or by getting wet or a couple of other triggers. It was not designed to be a step-on landmine. It was designed to be a, oh, there is an invasion happening. mine. Okay. Which is still bad. To be clear, that's still bad. Yeah. It was only ever proposed. Uh, but yes, this was Blue Peacock, uh, the files from which were declassified on the 1st of April 2004, but were not an April 4. Right. Yeah, that was going to be my next question. That's wild.

Evan, over to you for the next one, please. Emily walks around outside a window, holding up a black placard. Meanwhile, Edward bounces on a long, wooden pole. What is this for? Stated again, Emily walks around outside of a window, holding up a black placard. Meanwhile, Edward bounces on a long, wooden pole.

What is this for? Are they on a playground? Yeah. I gave up trying to write that down, as I heard it, and have instead sketched a terrible diagram of what I think is happening. And it's given me no clues whatsoever. And it's given me nightmares.

Bouncing around on a pole. So we know that there's a window, because I'm trying to figure out the setting. Like, it could be a house, it could be an office building. When I heard bounces up and down on a pole, I pictured like a, like some sort of like jungle gym kind of scenario,

which I guess if there's like a playhouse, it could have a window. But I'm also trying to think like, what wooden pole would you jump up and down on? Is this just like a very lateral over-explanation of something that we all know and are really familiar with? You know what? It almost certainly is.

It always certainly. It will be something we all have gone, oh yeah, I've seen that. It's just, yeah. Bouncing on a wooden pole. So not like a pogo stick or anything. Oh, you can't like stand on like a long wooden pole because that would be impossible and uncomfortable. Oh, yes, but in my head, the pole was vertical. That's a little diagram I've got.

Yeah, but it could be like horizontal and used as a lever. Like it could be, he could be bouncing on that in order to move something else. Yeah. Or he, oh, he is connected via a string to the pole, so he's like a puppet or something. No, what was... We got a smile from Evan and a point when it was like, okay, he's moving something. There's a seesaw system going on here. I wonder if we're on like a construction site or something.

And is he using some sort of like simple mechanism to like move a heavy object? Why is it? Okay, we're getting nothing. So maybe not. But they're not doing this in a vacuum. They're doing it outside a window. So they're being observed or they are doing this to warn people or to or they're protesting. or there.

I'm also trying to think about the black square, a black placard. She's holding a black placard. Does it have anything on it? I'll describe what a placard is just because I think the placard is, maybe not a term used a lot for the US, maybe. I'm not sure. But it's just a thick piece of black card on the stick.

Like a protest sign if you dipped it in ink. Yeah, like that. Okay. And it doesn't have anything. on it. Nope. So I know like, um, in 2020 with all the protests, a lot of people were doing like black square Instagram photos is, was this a protest and the black square was related?

No. Okay. Well, we don't, and we also don't have any date for this. No. Or location like city or anything. Emily and Edward are working together on something. Okay. They're working together on something.

So she's not got anything. She's not expressing something with the sign. Is she perhaps shading Edward from something or is, yeah, is it to do with, like, shade or does she need that there? There are strong lights involved. Is it something to do with like an eclipse or something? Is the sun the light? So is it like a filming or photography set? And she's trying to, like, reduce light on something, outside?

this window. Oh, is it, um, there's filming going on inside of a house. They're backlit by the window, so she's trying to, um, lock the window? They're trying to fake something. Trying to fake it being nighttime instead of daytime? No, because she's walking about with the pole, right? Oh, she's walking back and forth. And something is being moved by the guy jumping, so... Getting closer, getting closer. You said there was a window, right? There's a window. Is it to do with rain or snow? They're filming inside, and they're faking something outside. So also, it might not be, it might not be a house window.

It could also be like a car window. Caitlin's on to something. And the movement of a black square would, like, suggest that the car is moving past something. Keep going. I don't know what they might, it might look like you're moving past, some sort of like vertical. Is it, is it like a fake train window and they're showing like tunnels and things going past?

Yeah, you're very close. Emily isn't the only one. walking around with the placard. There are multiple people walking around of the black placards. Edward is only bouncing slightly on a wood pole. Pull it all together.

You guys have it. What's the pole doing? Is the pole creating noise? Is it causing the vehicle to move? Like it's wedged under a car and he's bouncing it to make it move. Caitlin's on something? To make it look like it's driving.

And then there's people outside with the black placards walking around in one direction so that it looks like the car is moving in one direction? Yes, I think, I think, I think, I think Caitlin got it. Yeah, and the multiple people there are like, like, I'm assuming the camera's looking at a single window. So Emily can't go back and forth. You need to have like a bunch of people all going in the same direction.

Oh, it looks like the car is going in one direction. Yeah, so they're circling the car. Yes, okay. Wow. I think I can call it. You got it. To simulate a moving vehicle shot on a film set. Goodness.

I've watched the pole. The poll is to bounce the car a little bit. Oh, okay. To make it look like it's moving. That's so interesting. And you said that earlier. You said all of the component parts. It just sucked like a little bit to like merge them together for the why.

Yeah. So basically, you know, if you are on a lower budget set and you can't have like, you can't close the street down downtown and you want to simulate a moving car shot, that's what's going on. It's the poor man's process used for TV or film production when you can't afford a real vehicle such as a car or train on location. Actors walk in circles taking turns to block out the spotlights giving the impression that the vehicle is moving past trees or bridges or etc. Meanwhile, one of the grips bounces on a pole to cause the vehicle to wobble like it's driving down the road.

Which just leaves us with the question from the start. Thank you to Hope for sending this in, When Hope goes on a business trip abroad, she finds it convenient and time-saving to wear stud earrings. Why? Ladies? I mean, is it because it's easier to sleep in studs than hoops

and you can sleep on the plane more easily on this abroad trip? Is Hope a horse and she has to wear earrings as like to identify her so that she can move through security quicker? This is a personal anecdote from question writer, Oh, okay, Hope. So she's not a horse.

She's not a horse. She's not a horse. She's a human person. So I wonder if they're more convenient than wearing no earrings. Or are there just more convenient than wearing other earrings? Strictly, you'd only need one earring. Does the earring have like an identity card or a tag or like something that she would need? Yeah.

Yeah, it's got something definitely. Okay, so the earring has something that she needs. Is it related to her work? Well, it's related to the fact she's going abroad. Okay, she's going abroad. Is it like an RFID tag, security tag, or an identifier? Regular stud earring. Regular stud ear.

Is it that in her passport photo, she only has one ear pierced for some reason and she has to take out all of her other earrings so that she matches her photo? No, she actually uses the earring once she gets to her destination. Okay, she's not using it as an earring. Is it to get out her SIM card? Yes, it is! Oh! Yes!

The earring post on a stud earring, it's a strong, thin piece of metal. It is the right size and shape to pop open the SIM card tray on your phone. Well done, everyone. Thank you so much for being here. Where can people find you? What are you up to? We will start with Hannah. Yeah, you can find me writing every week for The Guardian,

and I have a column where I talk about wine and drinks and all things completely unilateral related. And Evan and Caitlin. Evan and Caitlin everywhere on YouTube, but you might not know that we have a second channel where we do more crafts and cooking videos, so check that out. It's not just resin everything.

And if you want to know more about this show, you can do that at lateralcast.com. We are at lateral basically everywhere, and there are full video episodes every week on Spotify. Thank you very much to Evan and Caitlin. Thanks for having us. I feel like my brain has been worked out. And Hannah Crosby?

Yes, my brain has been very stretched. Thank you for having me. I've been Tom Scott, and that's been lateral.