Lateral with Tom Scott - 174: The metal bar

Episode Date: February 6, 2026

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The answer to that, at the end of the show, my name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral. Today, we have made a bold, some would say, reckless decision, and invited the hosts of the Quiz podcast, Here's What You Do. They are professional game show consultants and question setters for hire. That's right, we have brought ringers into a game about thinking. It's like challenging three Michelin-Star chefs to a pot-nood cook-off or asking three Olympic swimmers to help inflate your paddling pool. So if my hosting confidence evaporates into a fine mist, you will know why. First, hello, James Smiles.

Hi, Tom. I mean, what an introduction. And you are in for a letdown, I'm afraid. If anyone's heard the podcast, we can write questions, but we cannot answer them. Well, tell me about the podcast then. Tell our audience about the podcast. What is it you'll do? So each week we set each other a brand new quiz, and it's inspired loosely by events that have happened.

that week. So I worked in TV and have created and developed quiz shows like The Answer Trap and Lingo and Picture Slam. So I developed those kind of shows. So I come at it from a kind of quizzy analytical way. Johnny has developed quizzes and also games and challenges for TV on big shows like 007 Road to a Million and Tempting Fortune, that kind of thing. And John is our friend. And he also brings quizzes. But he actually tends to set the best ones and is the most intelligent out the three of us. So we put him down in the introduction, but actually he's probably the best of the three. Then I'm going to go over to the second member of the team, Johnny Robbins. Hi. Welcome to Lateral. How do you go about setting questions and quizzes for each other?

We've all got our own sort of niche way of doing it, I think. We've all got our own style. I tend to like a little bit of whimsy, a little bit of a twist thrown in. So I like, you know, I like to have some fun with my questions, I would say. And it's normally it just comes from literally anything. You might be watching a movie and go, oh, that's a good idea for a question. And how can I sort of format a quiz around that? So, you know, we've done them when we're travelling around the world.

You know, John's set one when we're solving a murder mystery through quizzes and clues. And James has us barking like a dog and singing. As far as I know, there's no singing required on this episode, but I'll be honest, I can't remember all the questions I've got in front of me. And of course, for I think the first time ever, all three of our players here have written their own questions for lateral. John Cantrell, the last of the three to be introduced here, how was it working with producer David and getting the questions back and forth here?

I had a lot of fun writing those questions. It's really fun having a little snoop around the internet, trying to find something that you think, oh, I'm not sure anyone will know that. How can I tweak that into an interesting question that no one will get? Or how can I tweak that into a question that particularly James and Johnny won't get?

I will admit to being a little bit intimidated by the line up we've got here today. You don't need to be. Tom, honestly, we're intimidated by someone who's been on only connect. Well, good luck to all three of you on the show today. It's time to get going with today's show, and here's what you do, you answer question one. Yes, excellent, Tom. You're on the show.

Thank you to Red Cree for sending in this question. Pokemon Sun and Moon has a start of Pokemon called Poplio. In 2025, Chi Nguyen took two copies of this trading card on a European trip with his youth association. One was signed. What happened to the other? I'll say that one more time. Pokemon Sun and Moon has a starter Pokemon called Poplio. In 2025, Chi Nguyen took two copies of this trading card on a European trip with his youth association.

One was signed, what happened to the other? And all three players are clearly taking notes. Yes, is that not what people normally do? It's unusual for all three to be heads down while the questions being read. One person is normally going on vibes. Oh no. I operate normally exclusively on vibes, but today I'm scribbling stuff down. Like our Pokemon knowledge, it's, I mean, I say it's one of our blind spots. We have many, many blind spots. It's easier to list the things that, yeah.

We don't know. We did a Pokemon question with Bobby Siegel. We got him on the pod and did we relaunch the answer trap. And he set us a Pokemon question, which we were hopeless at. So this is sent as size. sideways again. I don't even know what Poplio means. And Sun and Moon, I'm guessing that's a later... Was it two cards or two copies of the game that were taken? Two copies of the trading card. Okay. Two copies of the training cards. One was signed. What happened to the other?

Other one. So who signed the first one? I guess is the first question. So who would sign a Pokemon? Pokemon can't sign it. They're not real. So the guy who... Well, the artist. Well, is it something where is Pokemon, is the artist in Japan, and then maybe there's a European artist. And so there's two copies because two people have contributed two parts to the card. The first one was signed by that person,

then the second one was, they were hunting in Europe for that signature, maybe. I do like the idea that Pokemon could sign their own cards, because you can give an autograph book to Mickey Mouse in the parks. There is an official signature. I don't have Pikachu. has a signature. It would be on fire. Yeah.

Well, I wonder, where did the cards start? Because Pokemon's Japanese, but did the... They took a trip to Europe. It's why they traveled to Europe. Were they going to, like, a Comic-Con or to something to get signed? They were certainly visiting sites of special importance in Europe. Is it on the card? Are there two different Poplio cards

where the background or something on that card is related to somewhere in Europe, a European destination? Or is Popplio itself the design of the Pokemon inspired by the Leaning Tower of Pisa? And so it's got...

His head is in the shape of that thing on top of it. There must be Pokemon inspired by architecture at this point because they've been inspired by everything else. Yeah, exactly. I was thinking, was the Pokemon inspired by something

else, and the European trip took them to the Vatican City to be signed by the Pope Leo. Oh! Pope Leo! Yes! Spot on. What a man. Well played. Wow. The first card was signed by Pope Leo because it was Poplio the Pokemon. That was one of them. What might have happened to the other? Oh. By the way, this was the young Catholics of Denmark doing a youth trip, and they had the incredibly rare opportunity to meet the Pope. Pope Leo the 14th. Maybe was one of them, like, left in state with the old Pope, the ex-Pope? Ex-former Pope. His dream was to be buried with a Pokemon card.

Popimum. Oh, yes. Johnny Robbins. Not quite, but there's certainly something else a Pope can do. Oh, he can bless a card? Yes, he can. Nice. As a huge Pokemon fan, Chi asked the Pope to sign a Poplio card, as it sounded similar, and the Pope also blessed a reverse holographic version of the same card,

which has now been dubbed the Holy Hollow. Wow. Wow. The Holy Hollow is a lovely bit of a lovely bit of. of work. Yeah. So, yes, absolutely right. Cheinguin took two copies of the Poplio card to Pope Leo. Amazing. I want to play Pokemon now. Amazing. Got to catch them all. Each of our guests has brought a question with them and, as I said, they've written their own this time, so very best of luck, Johnny, we'll start with you. Okay. In 1991, a director asked for Seth

and a few of his friends from England to fly over the Atlantic. Why was it vital that a section of the hold was refrigerated? In 1991, a director asked for Seth and a few of his friends from England to fly over the Atlantic. Why was it vital that a section of the hold was refrigerated? Of course, it's a film question from Johnny. Johnny Robbins Classic. That's a lot to unpacking that, isn't? isn't there?

Yeah. Do we need to work out the film first? 91, they're filming it, so probably released in 92, 93. I mean, that was a good set of years for films. That was a good decade for films. Oh, indeed, yeah. The best. Over the Atlantic, refrigerated.

That is fascinating. Who the hell is Seth? Well. Yeah, Seth and his friends. It's not Seth Rogen. It's too early for him. And he's not in England. No. Seth MacFarlane might have been around then,

but before he did Family Guy, what other sets are there? Seth Green, but again, I think too young back then. I can't think of any other sets other than loosely, like sort of B-list Hollywood sets. The standard joke for lateral questions is always check that you're talking about a human. Right. So there could be some other non-famous Seth here going on. Of course, Seth the monkey from Home Alone or whatever. But what would you need to source from England?

Like, if you're looking for some trained cat or something like that, if you go into America, there's probably going to be a trained cat in America that Hollywood can hire, that it's probably in Los Angeles already. But wait, if it's refrigerated and it's not a human, if it's a cold-blooded animal, because they need to keep it cold or some sort. So is Seth a snake? Or, yeah, some sort of reptile, crocodile, that kind of thing. Anything from a zoo over here.

But why a zoo over here? So you're sort of skirting around the right sort of area at the moment. Oh, okay. Not quite the right animals, though, I would say. Okay. But it's not human. Oh, wow. Okay, Tom.

Great. Well, that's just from having played too many episodes of it. It's going to say, straight away, you weren't buying that Seth, you know, was some sort of, you know, Hollywood big shot that had to come over. I'd gone for a hook, line of sinker. I was all in on humans. Wow. What kind of animal would you call Seth? Would you alliterate? Seth the snake, Seth the snail, Seth the sloff. Yeah. I think you would do. Well, it's got to be, surely it's cold blood. You're not going to like chill a lion or, you know, it's got to be something. I guess comparatively small and cold blood. Those would be my guesses. So I think a snake's a solid idea.

It's too early for snakes on a plane, isn't it? It is. It's too early. This could have been the inspiration for snakes on a plane. plane, but it wasn't. Oh, wow. So Seth and his friends, oh, is it like, is it the snakes from a viper pit from, like an Indiana Jones film or something? No, so it is not a snake. They are not snakes. Okay.

Across the Atlantic, right? Across the Atlantic, yes. From England? They were in England. So the director was working in Hollywood at the time. So that is where they were heading. What do you need to import specifically from England? What creatures do we have here that Hollywood doesn't?

Penguins? Hello. Oh! Where did penguins come from? I have absolutely. Wow, the blue. I don't know where James pulled penguins from, but he's hit the nail on the head there. Oh, yeah.

What movie needed penguins in 1991? What's Mr. Popper's Penguins? I've never seen that. But that feels like... That's too late. Was that too late? Jim Carrey and some CGI Penguins, I think. That was too late.

Right, okay. What film has... Happy Feet is animated. Don't need real penguins there? Is this... Whichever of the Batman films has the penguin in it and the penguins?

This, it was Tim Burton, was the director... Black Cat, well done, Tom. Who requested for Seth and a few of his friends to fly over because

he was filming Batman returns and he wanted Danny DeVito's penguin to be surrounded by real penguins and the only tame ones to be found were found in birdland in Gloucestershire in England. Incredible. How do you suddenly get penguins? That's incredible. I was just trying to think of cold-blooded animals that you get in the UK, which obviously they're not native, but when you go to a zoo, you often see penguins, don't you?

And they're often in films. So, yeah, I'd have ruled them out immediately. Surely they have them, A, in the US, and B, we're not known for, you know, keeping tame penguins on tap. Well, apparently we are. Seth is quite a legend. He's 40 years old now. He's believed to be the world's oldest penguin, and his keeper has said that he's easily distinguishable from the others due to his celebrity strut. Yeah, due to his ego.

The fame has got to him. But now, when you're watching, Batman returns, keep your eye out, look out for Seth. Eyes out for Seth, yeah. Look out for the cocky as penguin, because that's Seth. That's Seth. And that is why the plane had to have a refrigerated hold for Seth and all of his friends to fly over.

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did something that caused eagle-eyed fans to work out that the captain, Jack Grealish, was injured. This happened without the players saying, writing, or following. photographing anything. How? I'll say that again. In 2021, three Aston Villa football players did something that caused eagle-eyed fans to work out that the captain, Jack Grealish, was injured.

This happened without the players saying, writing, or photographing anything. How? Wow. I feel like I should know this. Sport I would say would be my specialist subject. I was wondering if there was a sports person on the team, because every pub quiz team needs the one sport enthusiast.

It's very much not me. I bow out. Well, we've got two here. It's not Johnny. Occasionally, there'll be a strange sports fact that I will know. And, oh, it feels great to get one over on these two. But then you never know for this. My lack of sporting knowledge may help sort of lead to the answer.

Absolutely. A left-field approach. Yeah, well, left-wing approach. I think we need to take John. Hey, nice. Nice work. Jack Grealish was the captain. Fraston Villa.

Yeah. Yeah. It must have been the last year he was there because he joined Man City a bit later. It was clearly

mid-match if three other players were involved in making it clear he was injured. Yeah. Is it worth working out

what kind of injury he has? Oh, it's always his calves. Oh, his lovely calves. Oh, it's lovely calves. You just said

mid-match there, John. I wouldn't be so sure about that. Oh. Oh, interesting. And so it was the three players indicated to the fans that he was injured. Somehow, yeah.

So I guess there's only two places that can happen, right? That's either, and not mid-match, that's either pre-match or there's often when you go to a football match. There's a part where you climb off the bus, you walk through towards the stadium, into the changing room stuff, and often there are fans either side of you. I wonder if there's something in that, somehow they gave that away during that little. walk? Did they place a bet online as in who was the starting captain or who was playing? And the fans were monitoring his betting account and saw the odds drastically drop. Well, and the fans saw the odds suddenly changed. Jack Greenish scoring a goal goes to 100 to 1. They go, he's not playing. He's injured. Oh, he's not playing.

That's much closer to the real answer. This did spread online. Oh, I think I know it! Go, go, go. Did they transfer him out of their fantasy football team? Oh my God, of course they did. Yes, they did. Yes, they did. Brilliant.

Because betting on him wouldn't have been legal, but just taking him out of the fantasy football leagues, which are public, absolutely. I mean, tell us a bit more about fantasy football, because I'm guessing our audience doesn't have a great knowledge of that. Oh, yeah. I used to play it quite a lot. John and I, quite competitive,

got to under 10,000 in the world at it. John obviously beat me. But yeah, essentially you pick a team of footballers who score points for doing events in the real games, but your made-up team made up of lots of different players score those points. So you get points for a goal, points for an assist, points for a clean sheet.

And so if you've got some insider knowledge and you know Grealish isn't playing, you transfer him out. Hang on, why is our captain not in these players' teams? Oh, because he's injured, so we all know about it. Three Aston Villa players and two backroom staff. all transferred, grelish out. So the players...

I like the people are monitoring backroom staff accounts during that as well. Right? Surely if you're the players and you're playing fantasy football and you've not put your teammate in your fantasy football team, would that not sort of be annoying and going...

Or captained yourself, because you're in the game yourself. So if you're captain yourself and you're, you know, you're through on goal and you're, oh, I can have a shot here, but my teammates in their better position, I don't want to pass because I want more points. Well, so just to be clear,

clear, this is English-style fantasy football. This is not for money. There might be like some friendly prize there. Like, if you're thinking the current US nightmare that is sports betting, it's not that. This is just like a local game with league tables. I don't think you'd throw a match over that. But... Wow. Hey. So some leagues have forfeits for finishing last in them, and they release videos online. I'm sure people will have seen kind of funny Instagram things that go from, like, silly to... They're absolute ridiculous.

Yeah. And so maybe they wanted to avoid some kind of forfeit. Yeah, Aston Villa ended up banning players and staff from fantasy football, just in case. Villa also lost the match against Leicester won two. Oh. Oh, there you go. Fair enough.

Because Greenish was injured. Which means we will go to John for the next question. Take it away, please. Okay. Banner travel services specialised in holidays to exotic, faraway places. In 1988, their advert caused them to lose 80% of their business, despite new inquiries from younger customers. What went wrong?

I'll repeat that again for you. Banner travel services specialised in holidays to exotic far away places. In 1988, their advert caused them to lose 80% of their business despite new inquiries from younger customers. What went wrong? Oh, now instantly banner travel. Is that an incredible Hulk reference?

Have we gone filmic again? And far away. way places, I'm instantly thinking, you know, in films when you can travel to Mars and places like that, like, it's not an actual travel agent for the earth. It's, you know, in films, you know, visit Mars, do this. Oh, you're doing full fictional here. You're doing like comic book. This is a Marvel comic or something like that. Yeah, well, the last person wasn't, it was a penguin, so I'm thinking that this isn't a real place. I'm thinking it's a different planet. But they could still be advertising flights to Mars.

you know, like, it's now sort of being offered now, you know, in the future you'll fly to Mars. Didn't Pan Am advertise flights to the moon? Like, they sold tickets or something like that at some point. Yes. And you can buy bits of the moon, can't you? Like, you know, for a birthday or... It's very, very questionable that. Did Banner travel buy parts of the moon, John, and promise they were going to send me there? I would say, I would say it's a little more earthbound than that. Okay. Okay. More of, not totally earthbound. I think, let's just not get rid of the space thing yet. Okay. So 1988, what's going on?

That's what I was thinking. In kind of young people. It's a little bit before my time as I was alive, but I wasn't too sure what was going on. Obviously, there's no internet. There's TV advertising. There's teletext holidays. Oh, yes.

Oh, God, we have to explain that. We have to explain that for a huge portion of our audience. Teletext was a data service that was sent through the TV signal, the same way that closed captioning is. And pre-internet, you could get news and sports data, and on the commercial services, advertising for like holiday packages and things like that, that would just come to the data service on your TV. Like, Teletext holidays, the brand still exists. You can still buy a thing from the company that bought the name Teletext Holidays. Wow, I was more of a Seafax man, Tom.

Yeah, I only recently learnt that CFax and Teletex were two different things on two different channels. I can't remember which was BBC, which was ITV. Oh, of course they were, Johnny. BBC C-Fax, ITV-Telitext. Everyone knows this, Johnny. This is news to me. I did not know that. I thought they were all just called C-Fax. No, exactly. Well, I've learnt something on the basis of my own question. But have we uncovered anything, John? I think we might have uncovered it's not to do with teletext.

Because they didn't even know about it. You can know, absolutely. You can drill down more into the means that things were advertised, though. Yeah, okay. So in 88, so younger people, so I wonder if they changed the location of the advert. So they got more younger inquiries. Is it like cruises, for example? That's a traditional older holiday.

I have a memory of getting, like, catalogs through for holidays. Like, you would write off to the... the package tour operator, and they would send back a catalogue that sort of thumped through your door, like, oh yeah, this is where we're offering flights and clues. And you simply paid them the money as a lump sum, and they booked everything. Flights, hotels, transfers, you just got an it might not even be a group tour like you'd expect from that now. You'd just get your itineries sent through. So I'm wondering if they change something about the catalogue or some detail of that.

There was one catalogue that we all used to have. Argos. One specific catalogue. Not that kind of catalogue. Catalogue of services. I was thinking the Argos catalogue as well. Oh, I was thinking Argos. Oh, like a yellow pages.

Absolutely, it is that. Okay, so they were in the yellow pages. Where would young people go in the yellow pages? If it's banner, obviously they're not going to be at the front maybe. You know, was it to do with the name? Did they change the name? You know, you see taxis now. They're always called A, A, A, A, A Taxi to make sure they're at the front of the yellow pages.

Oh, what was it? There was a restaurant somewhere that was called, like, best Thai food in whatever time. I'm misremembering the location and the type of cuisine, but it was like search engine optimization for plumbers and locksmiths and things like that. Yeah. Was, thank you, producer David. Thai food near me was the name. Oh, amazing. Wow, brilliant.

So good. So is Banner, like, changing their name to something to try and move around the yellow pages? Have we got the spelling of Banner? Think about that a little bit more. So B-A-N-N-N-E-R, but there's B-A-N-A-A-the name?

I would think about what you're thinking about there, but don't think about it in terms of the name of the company, but what they might be sharing. in the Yellow Pages. But why would you lose 80% of a audience? Like, are they... Are they going to, like, phone number only or something like that?

Because Yellow Pages has... Like, you would put big adverts in there. For people who don't remember the Yellow Pages, it was the directory of all the businesses who wanted to... And literally, it was put through... It thumped through your letterbox every single year,

with, boom, here's this year's Yellow Pages, every directory you could need free internet. But the way they made money is to advertising in it. So did banner travel change the advert to not include a phone number or only include an address or something like that? Something did change, but it wasn't banner that made that change. We're too late for, is it J.G. Hartley? Was it the yellow pages? Was it the yellow pages that forced them to change something? Or moved where they were positioned in the yellow pages? No, the yellow pages did do something

that caused this palava. But it wasn't, and it was to do with changing words. Oh, did they go from first name, last name, to last name first name? And so they were moved from B for banner to T for travel? No. Or they changed their categorisation to a word that younger people will understand, but older people won't. It was more, I think more along the lines of what would a travel services company be advertising?

Was it, did they change the word to vacation instead of holiday? Even more subtle than that. They were selling package holidays and they got filed under packages. Breaks. I used the keyword as an adjective in the beginning of the question. You're going to have reminders. I will read it to you again. Banner travel services specialised in holidays to exotic.

and far away places. In 1988, their advert caused them to lose 80% of their business, despite new inquiries from younger customers. What went wrong? Exotic and far away. Exotic and far away, yeah. Are you meaning exotic like dancing exotic as opposed to warmer climate exotic? Oh. There's a, very simple switcheroo that they could have made involving that word. Was it changed to erotic? Erotic holidays. Oh. There it is, Johnny. Absolutely right.

Oh no. An absolutely catastrophic error from the yellow pages. Banner travel services ended up suing them for $18 million in lost revenue because of one simple spelling error. Wow. That's amazing. Can you send me that link to banner erotic holidays, please, John? Absolutely right. Banner services meant to advertise exotic travel,

but the Yellow Pages accidentally changed it to erotic travel. This question was sent in by Kane Lucas, thank you very much. Colin discovers a metal bar labelled CO60, along with blank and blank. Which two verbs fill those blanks? I'll say that again. Colin discovers a metal bar labelled CO60, along with blank and blank. which two verbs fill those blanks. Wow, who's Colin?

Is it? You've mentioned CO60. Do you know... Oh, hang on, I was about to ask you, Tom, if you know what that is. It's your question. So you definitely do. Not my job to tell you that, really.

But there was a YouTube inventor guy called Colin Furze, who does amazing kind of YouTube videos. I wonder if this is him, and he's created something kind of CO60. Do you know what that is, guys? 60, no. I don't know what's...

But then there's something missing. and it's, it's, my brain is automatic, always goes, is it upside down? Is it blank, blank 0-9-0 backwards? You know what I mean? There's some, is there something weird about that, mm? Yeah, some sort of code in there, yeah. Or a word or something. See, my brain was immediately drawn to, drawn to Colin beginning with CO and then CO60,

obviously beginning with CO, and whether there's something in the way that's been phrased. I don't think what is. So you think CO60's letters? as in 60 is actually like... Unless it's Colin's 60th birthday and they've buried this bar for him and it says happy birthday, they're the blank words.

So Colin's got a metal bar. It says CO60 on it. Well, let's try and work out where Colin found this bar. That would be more helpful. I will say that Colin in this question is just a guy. Fine.

This is not based on... actual bit of history. This in this case is just a theoretical column. Perfect. Okay. As most collins are. You could change the start of this question with, if some dude.

So if they found a metal bar with CO60 and two blank spaces, what are the two words that go there? So where would you find a metal bar? Or what are the types of metal bars? So you've got like gold from a like a federal reserve or something. If we're talking those sorts of bars, yeah, silver bars. Is it going to be an erotic holiday bar? It could be the type of bar I would frequent.

A man walks into a bar. Yeah. It could be a metal bar as in like. Right. Oh, so. Oh, a bar made of metal. No, no, no, no. As in a bar that plays metal music.

Oh, I'm so. Yes. And CO60's the band. And so it's going to be. CO60, turn it down, or something. Or the revenge. Like the return of a tour. Well, you know, that kind of thing.

That is delightful, but the first clue that I have on my page here is, the bar is a few inches in length. Okay. So it's not a metal bar for ants. No. No. After they've been hanging out with Seth. A few inches.

Oh, so a few inches. So it's not gold. It's a bar. What shape is this bar? That might help us. It's cylindrical. Cylindrical. Is it a piece of a machine, like something that goes in something else? So, you know, like an axle or a... Is it part of something else? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely.

Like, I wonder, has he found it at work? Is he wandering through the woods? Where is... Like, has this fall out of the sky? Is it part of an aeroplane? Oh. Oh. If you find this outside work, something has gone even more wrong than it has for colour. Oh, is it something like in the opening of the Simpsons,

one of those plutonium rods that gets lost from the power plant? Oh, yeah. Or like a pin from a grenade. And it says like throw back or... Or extreme danger, that sort of thing. Yeah. Johnny, yes it is. It's very much like that thing from the opening of The Simpsons. So what could CO60 be?

Plutonium? Yeah. Uranium or plutonium or cobalt or... Cobalt! COBolt! It's Cobalt 60, which is radioactive. You've absolutely got that. This is a bar of cobalt 60. And while it doesn't glow quite as green as the one in the Simpsons, that's kind of the problem.

It's just a metal bar. So what might be the two other words on it? Blank and blank. Handle carefully. Don't touch. Run away. Pretty much, Johnny. How might you phrase that?

Like, if someone is looking at this bar, it's blank and blank. Leave alone. Don't touch. You've got one of them, Johnny. It's run. It's blank and run. Run and cover. Rush.

Run and hide. Hide? Run. Other way round. Blank and run. Duck and run. drop? Because would you have picked it up?

Yes. Drop and run. Absolutely right, because it's only a couple inches long. This is, if you have picked up the bar of Cobalt 60, and you are looking at the markings, it says drop and run. Wow. Which tells anyone who happens to pick it up,

drop it immediately, run to a safe distance, and only then contact the authorities. And we have a quote here from nuclear engineer Katie Mummer, who said, you might not die. Wow. Might. Yeah.

I'll take those odds. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's used in industrial radiography, food irradiation, medical radiotherapy, which is why I said, you find it at work, that's bad. You find it not at work, that's worse.

Oh, yeah, that is awful. I hope I don't find one at work. Something's going seriously wrong. But, you know, could be the new, you know, adventure reality show, radiation. Drop and run. Drop and run is a great game for a telly show, absolutely. Oh, the format development started. Here we go.

James, we will head to you for your question, please. Izumi and Akiko are having a friendly chat on the phone. Akiko is interrupted by a knock knock on the door. Akiko breathes a sigh of relief, but Izumi is furious and instantly hangs up. disgusted. Where is Akiko and how did Izumi know? So I'll read that one again. Isumi and Akiko are having a friendly chat on the phone. Akiko is interrupted by a knock knock on the door. Akiko breathes a sigh of relief, but Izumi is furious and instantly hangs up disgusted. Where is So Kiko, and how did Izumi know?

So my first thought is, you know, Izumi's husband has gone to work, and then there's a knock at the door, and she recognises that knock because he always gives a playful ratat-tat-tat or something and instantly knows. The game is up. We have, I think, all assumed that these are both female names, and I'm going to assume they're chosen for a reason. Like these sound, at first time, I'm going to say Japanese. I don't know if that's relevant to the question.

It feels relevant to the question. It is relevant to the question. Oh, okay. And now three people who read as default British man are going to tread very carefully. You didn't mention that they answer the door. Does...

It's just a knocking. a knocking that Azumi hears and then she hangs up furious and disgusted. Was that the term you used? Disgusted was the term. So disgusted is a very specific sort of description of what they're feeling. It's not anger, it's not frustration. Well, they were furious and disgusted. Yeah, that's, I concentrate on that, Johnny. Is there, we have Morse code over here Is there a Japanese equivalent of that That knocking on the door Perhaps was left

An insult was a word that they not used to knock on the door with And that left them disgusted as a result I would think about the kind of culture That Japan has maybe Is it rude to turn up I was doing some research for another quiz? I forget which country is. it was. And I think it was a Sweden or Finland or somewhere where it was very rude to turn up

unannounced, to turn up unexpected. So was she not expecting guests and then the door, the door went? I guess she wasn't expecting guests, but she breathed the sigh of relief. Oh, was it the police? Were the police knocking on the door? No. Fair enough. Are she breathed a sigh of relief? Focus on what Izumi heard. They're not in the same space.

So all she had was the knock on the door. Akeko is interrupted by a knock, knock, knock on the door. Knock, knock. Does she not say who's there? And she's furious. That's very carefully phrased. That's not necessarily someone knocking on the door. Let's try and work out where Akiko is.

So, Izumi is disgusted. Why would you be disgusted when you're on the phone with someone? Oh my God! Oh, no. Tom said an epiphany. Where would you be disgusted? If you're on the phone with someone and you realize where they are and you're disgusted. I've got it.

Yep. Has, presumably, a Kiko is in the bathroom. A Kiko is in a toilet cubicle specifically. Yes. So yes, a Kiko is in the bathroom. So that's the first part of the question. How did Izumi know? From the knock-knock.

That's all she heard was a knock-knock. Yes, but Johnny, what didn't she hear? A flush, a wash of hands? A dryer. A woman's voice? Let's do a little game. Oh, are we doing character work here? A game within a game.

Imagine that you're stood at a door. Johnny, I want you to knock on that door for me. Just make the noise next to your microphone so we can hear it. So that was a double knock. Tom, how was your sound? And John? You've all done. Is it an echo? Is it about the echo?

It's not an echo, but you've all done exactly the same thing. A little pause? No, if you were, say you were going to like a friend's house, how would you knock on the door? So what was the difference between the knock in the question and the knock Johnny did, the one for his friend? Do that again, Johnny? So I went, I went, da-da-da-da-da-da. And in the question, it was knock-knock. That's not enough information to deduce your knocking on a toilet door.

Yes, it is enough information to know you're knocking on a toilet door, but how? How, Tom? Is there a specific cultural knock in Japan for, is this toilet occupant? Oh. Yes, Tom. So they need a third knock or something like that. Wow.

Yes, John. That is exactly it. There is a lack of a third knock. So Izumi didn't hear a third knock. So she knew that Akiko was in the toilet. So Akiko was in a female toilet, specifically the third cubicle. it is customary to knock twice on toilet cubicle doors in Japan.

It's a bad omen to knock three times on the third toilet cubicle door of a female toilet on the third floor of a building traditionally. Oh my word. But it's turned into all toilet doors because according to the urban legend, three knocks summons Hanako San, a ghost who haunts lavatories. Wow. So you don't knock three times on the toilet in Japan. you're only knocked twice,

but it's customary in the rest of Japan to give more than two knocks. So if you are on the phone to someone in Japan and you hear two knocks, they're on the toilet. Incredible. Wow. Azumi breed the sigh of relief as Hanako San wasn't summoned.

If there was that third knock, a ghost would have turned up. So she was relieved at that. However, this made Izumi correctly suspect that Akiko was speaking to her while she was on the toilet. That's such a good question now I know the answer. Yeah, it's really good.

We sort of got there in the end. It's not anything... The Hanukosan knowledge isn't in the general ether, but... It is now. Which just leaves us with the question from the very start of the show. Thank you to Elizabeth Johnson Mills for sending this in.

Designed for a 2003 contest, which jigsaw by Paul Stansifer is incomplete. Before I give the audience the answer, does anyone want to take a quick shot at that? I think I might know it, or at least have a guess. Is it the Wikipedia? logo. Yes, it is. Tell me more. Yeah, so the Wikipedia logo is a silver

jigsaw of the globe, but it's got lots of different symbols on it, and it's missing a couple of pieces. Yes, to signify that the encyclopedia can never be complete. You are absolutely right. Thank you very much to all three of our players. Normally at this point, I have to ask each individually to say, where can we find you? What are you doing? But you know what? I'm going to hand it over to the trio. Good luck. Tell me about the podcast. Where can people find you? Well, the podcast is here's what you do. We're in all your podcast apps.

We set each other three brand new quizzes each week, trying to out do each other and set each other the best kind of questions, best quizzes. There's something for everyone, lots of different questions, and the occasional funny moment. Johnny, what sort of questions? We ask everything from what is a minimus or a fat rascal to what noise does a Black Martin make.

all the way to Who Committed the Murder of Great Whimsie? And John, where can people find you? Oh, you can find us on all the pod apps, Spotify, Apple Podcasts, you can find us on all the regular social media. Here's what you do, quiz podcast. And if you want to know more about this show,

you can do that at lateralcast.com. We can also send in your own ideas for questions. We are at Lateralcast, basically, everywhere, and there are weekly video episodes on Spotify. Thank you very much to John Camtrell. Thank you. Johnny Robbins. Cheers, bye.

And James Smiles. Thanks! I've been Tom Scott and that's been Lateral.