Lateral with Tom Scott - 190: A second toastie

Episode Date: May 29, 2026

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The answer to that at the end of the show. My name's Tom Scott, and this is Lateral. Welcome, visitors. You've arrived at one of the most modestly significant locations in modern podcasting, the Lateral Studio. If you look to your north side, you'll see our first exhibit, a wall featuring several coloured stripes. Experts believe these stripes were added

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you're close, but that's not quite right. And no tour would be complete without today's guest curators, or should that be curated guests, We have three wonderful players on Lateral today, and we will start from Buzzablog, from Twitch, and from the upcoming 24-hour game show marathon. Bob Haig, welcome back. Thank you. I'm so glad to be back here. I feel like I had a lot of fun the first time, and I messed up a few times, and you brought me back anyway, so I'm here for the fun.

Tell us about the marathon. We play 24 games shows and 24 hours from the U.S., the UK, the world, and we raise money for a great charity called Child's Play to help children in hospitals, give them access to games, board games, VR headsets to make them feel like kids during very difficult times. But if you like quizzes, you like game shows, you like how a lot, let's see people answer questions at 3 o'clock in the morning with no sleep. This is the event for you. You're going to love it. Good news. People answering questions with no sleep is also going to be a lot of this episode as well. How long have you been doing this? Since 2012, you know, obviously with COVID happening, we

took a year off, but me and my two great friends from back in college, and then we have another great friend we met a few years ago. We now have an audience. We have technical directors, production directors. We have a worldwide audience. It's been a lot of fun. And we have a theme song composed by the same musician who did the weakest link theme. So he gave us a great theme song for it. And it's fantastic. I love it. It is so good to see the skills get better each year and year, yeah, yeah. Like, good luck with the marathon, good luck to the charity and all of you. And good luck on the show today. Our second player today, also returning to the show, author of The History of Art in One Sentence and now running Art Museum comedy shows, Verity Babs.

Welcome back. Hello, thanks for having me again. I've got to ask about comedy in an art museum. Yeah, I mean, we go to different galleries. We're mostly in the National Gallery at the moment, and I'll ship in some stand-ups, and they'll each choose a paint. on the wall. I'll give them a bit of information about the artist and the painting. And each of us will then do a stand-up set inspired by that painting. But we do frequently frighten the security guards because the comedians will get within about this, within, you know, within centimetres of these and completely priceless artworks. So it's also a good sort of cardiovascular

workout for me during these, during these pieces. Are you like doing a tour around the museum as well? Is it like the audience goes to the different paintings? Yeah, so sometimes we're like just in one room. We have done tours before. We sometimes do improv comedy tours when the artworks on the wall are by artists who are still alive to avoid any lawsuits. But the problem is you then have to go up to people in like art fairs

and say, do you want to have a, see some improv comedy? And the answer is often no. And you can't blame them. You can't blame them. So we do all sorts. Yeah, it's called art laughs. Well, good luck improvising your way around Lateral today. Our third player is brand new to Lateral,

and I believe taking a show to the Edinburgh Fringe very soon. Rosalie Minute, welcome to the show. Thank you so much for having me. I'm quite nervous. I feel like the fact that you guys have done it before makes me quite stressed out. And you keep saying good luck, Tom, which is also scary. No, I'd say that to everyone, absolutely everyone.

I think producer David normally tries to pair a new player with a couple of folks who've done the show before, just to try and help ease you in. Great. Tell me about The Fringe. What are you taking up there? So I took a show up in 2024, now, 2023, 2024. I do a character comedy show called Clementine,

which is a kind of Regency Fever dream girl, and I am currently on tour with it, and I'm bringing the sequel to Edinburgh Fringe this year, which is really exciting. and yeah, I've just recently developed the character into a Radio 4 pilot. Oh, congratulations. And also really tested my sort of, yeah, a bit. I realised I sort of have got no sense of how to make audio comedy,

so that was a really fun journey for me. And also, like, my character is extremely visual. It's all about, like, her costume and her outfit, and I just hadn't taken any of that into account when I sort of thought, let's make it work for radio. So yeah, I'm sort of just kind of experimenting and seeing where I can take her next, really. Well, see, now I'm wary of saying this, but good luck with both the show and this show here. The tour continues to the next attraction, namely question one.

Thank you to Edmund Plumovsky for this question. In Major League Baseball, the annual award for pitching excellence is named after a player who still holds the record for most. career losses. Why? I'll give you that one more time. In Major League Baseball, the annual award for pitching excellence is named after a player who still holds the record for most career losses. Why? Well, if it's one thing I know about Major League Baseball, is that pitchers are not really good batters. There's some exceptions out there, but normally a pitcher because they're pitching so much, they usually have a pinch hitter to help them because they don't want to like, you know, waste the energy by swinging a bat, so they might have someone

pinch it for them. That's all, that's, my baseball knowledge is low. Bob, you are surely our only hope here if your baseball knowledge is low. Like, Bob, come on, come through. We don't know anything about baseball here. I'm, I'm going to, I'm going to let all the Americans down now. So I apologize. Is it, is it a different type of pitching? And actually, he's like a marketing whiz and he's and he's winning D. He's, he's their marketing guy. Right. He's making pitch docs on Canber.

Yeah. It's a Canva Award. There's someone who's had to pitch a lot of things to various producers in their life. Oh yeah. A lot of, I've got a lot of Canber docks here, Tom. My entire career rests on fails, canvas. Could it be like that he was excellent in a different way? Like he was like

he was sort of the most kind of like iconic but wasn't very good like he was just sort of vibe higher of the team Just like a super nice guy Like it was like it was like Like miscongeniality It's like we've all got together and we voted for you Yeah

He has a good smile I'm sure he can pitch pretty well Yeah we must love him Like most improved Like he used to be worse And now he's a little bit better It's an effort award Yeah, I mean, baseball's all about averages.

Like, that's what they'd like to talk about. So I like the idea of, like, you start off really low, and maybe over time you just progress to a really high level. But out of all that, Bob, I'd say that over time, it's probably the best words in there. If it's over time, is it like he's just pitched loads? Like, he started as a little tot? Now that's very close.

Yes. But he still has the record. called for most career losses. Most career. But is it career losses that the team has lost so much, but he's great? Like he plays for, I don't know, Bob, a team, insert American team, and they've lost so much, but he's great at pitching. It's, it's, I see a way you're going with that, because he can be a great pitcher and,

um, you can be a great, yeah, because here's the thing, if you're a great pitcher and you're a great pitcher, you're getting strikeouts. You're trying to minimize the amount of runs from a team. So if he's a great pitcher, you would think the team he's on would hold their opponents to a very lower score, right? He does have the most career losses. He has another record as well.

Is he like a little league baseball where they're all like he's seven? Oh no, this is definitely major league. Definitely major league. Okay. He's seven in the major league, so they've given him an award. Well, he did do this for a very long time.

See, I know, I think I know the name of the award, but I don't know if that helps. Oh, should I say it? Yeah, yeah. I believe the pitching award is the Cy Young Award. It is. Yes, this is Cy Young. So why might Sai have got the most career losses despite actually being very good and the team being very good? Is he like the mascot?

Does the mascot pitch first? No, no, just genuinely, genuinely a pitcher. Oh, okay, right. This is very much like over time, over a long time. Oh, no. Was he playing when he was old? He was playing for many years. Is he just played a lot of games?

Yeah, he's just played a lot of games. Not only does he have the record for most career losses, he also has the record for most career wins. Sorry. Why? Sy Young. Syong pitched for 22 seasons in an era when starting pitches routinely through far more innings and far more often.

He started over 800 games. Wow. He has 316 career losses and that simply reflects how long he was in the major leagues for. He also has the record for career wins and that is considered unbreakable because modern pitches just don't stay in the game. Fascinating. I knew he played for a long time, but I didn't know it was that long to actually, that's crazy. I guess stamina back in the day, you can do much more pitching. Everyone's weak today. They're weak. Pitches today basically have a managed workload, so they don't wear themselves out.

And they're just not going to get the opportunity to match his numbers. Greg Maddox is one of the closest ones these days. He retired in 2008. He had 355 wins. Cy had more than 500. Wow. What a legend. But was he like one of those old-timey athletes who were like huge and like constantly smoking because that's like this is what like peak male performance looks like in 1942. Hey y'all's Kelly Clarkson with Wayfair.

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Each of our guests has brought a question along with them. We'll start today with Bob. Awesome. Okay, this question has been sent in by Usheen. In Wisconsin, there's a town called Belgium whose residents largely descend from Luxembourg. There's also a town called Luxembourg that was settled mainly by Belgians. How did they end up with each other's names?

I'll read that one more time. In Wisconsin, there's a town called Belgium, whose residents largely descend from Luxembourg. There's also a town called Luxembourg that was settled mainly by Belgians. How did they end up with each other's names? School exchange. For like whole town, whole town.

For cultural exchange. And they just never went back. And they're like, this is great. This is convenient. We like each other's towns more. We'll just stay here. The nice place. Like, when was this?

Do we have a date on this? So this happened in the year 1857. Oh, that's specific. Mid-19th century this happened. So that isn't just a town that steadily had immigrants over the years. This is towns that were founded 1857 specifically with these names. Correct. Okay.

Were the places named by someone else who was like, fundamentally, these places aren't that different? or that thing of like in the Muppets that the Swedish chef in Sweden is called a Norwegian chef because fundamentally they're the same. They're the same thing. They were named by someone from the Netherlands who was just like, this will really mess them up.

Okay, I will say, Verity, you're kind of on the right track there. I'm not going to give the full ding, ding, ding on this, but continue with a similar thought, what you were just saying about that. So Jim Hanson was there. Go with your frog. Was it just confusion somehow? Although it's not like you always name a town

after the people who've settled there. Like they can be named after people or rivers or locations. It's not usual to name a town after the old country. Were they just like, it's probably one of, them. Like, were they just a bunch of Belgians that came over and they were like, I'm from Belgium, so I'm trying to figure out, I should know this. I feel like I should know some kind of context here. You were taught this. You were taught this whole module of this. I feel like maybe a French person, someone did it to annoy them. Could it be that like, yeah, a Dutch person did it to annoy them? I don't know.

Maybe they were all just speaking Dutch. Maybe the towns were made already. for the settlers to arrive, and they just went to the wrong one. The wrong one. We've got a town called Belgium, for the Belgians. We've got a town called, oh, they've gone to the... Who gave them the maps? Were they just looking to rebrand?

Like, were the Belgians, like, we'd love a change? We think that it would be cooler to be from Luxembourg. Was that... Are they looking for something, like... They're in a new country. They're looking for a new look. They're trying to leave Belmont. We don't want to be associated with Belgium.

You know who's cool, Luxembourg. Luxembourg. Is it just the very last minute they thought they were, like, the Belgium thought they were in Belgium and the Luxembourgians thought they were in Luxembourg and then they looked at the road sign and the wrong one had been put up? Oh, that is actually like on the edge there. Yeah. So I'll lead with this because Verity, you're two for two for like,

getting us to the finish line right there. So think about, because I gave the date, right? Think about what would it take to put these names officially? Like, how would you go about naming these areas, right? So you would put the town down and play it. Saying this like it's Sim City. You found the town. I actually don't know.

I assume there's a town hall or a post office. You create the admin building. And then you file pay. paperwork with the state, I guess. You said a key word there, Tom. You said postal service, yes. Oh, because that's how American towns... You're a town, basically, if you have a post office and a zip code.

At some point, someone has to assign you. I mean, it wouldn't have been a zip code back then, but someone would have had to go, all right, there is now a town called this, mark it down on the map. Correct, correct. So was it like a mail issue? Like, they were meant to be Belgium,

but they missed the postal delivery, so they're going to have to go to the shop to pick it up later and then only Luxembourg was left. It was delivered, but remember your first point when you said something like, so they're in the post office, they have the names there,

what could possibly cause it? Did someone swap the names by accident? Exactly. It was a clerical error. So the names were submitted, but it was a clerical error where someone actually swapped the two names.

So yeah, back in 1857, the two communities independently proposed the names reflecting the residence origins. According to Robbie E. Guards, the romance of Wisconsin Place names, the names were accidentally reversed while being processed by the U.S. Postal Service. So it was just somebody who got the names and made an accident and just swapped them. So that's how you got those two confused. Because back then, you didn't have like technology or fact checking or AI. right? You just had someone going, yeah, just look right. Okay, we're good. And they just accepted that. They were like,

I'm not going to cause a fuss. We'll just run with this. They're all polite. They're all polite. It's Wisconsin. They are. Thank you to Katie Wanning for this question. A snack bar in St Andrews, Scotland, offers its customers the option to pre-purchase a second cheese toasty for one pound,

but only in case they don't finish the first one. What is this fee called? I'll say that again. A snack bar in St Andrews, Scotland, offers its customers the option to pre-purchase a second cheese toasty for one pound, but only in case they don't finish the first one. What is this fee called?

Wait, so you pre-order this before you finish the first one? Yeah, it's an add-on to the menu. Are you able to, if you do finish the first one, but you've pre-orded the second one, Are you then not allowed it? Is it withheld? Nope. You won't get it.

Nope. I think I might have heard this. All right. You know it. You sit out, Verity. This is on, this is on Bob and Rosalie. Some kind of gluttony charge. That was the first word I thought about.

It's like, you don't want that. It's about sin. It's a sin attacks. Immediately Catholic. I'm, I'm, what could be, what could, I mean, there's something. My question is, like, how did we get there? Like, what was the, was the issue that there would be a sort of, like, spate of unfinished toasties and therefore,

is it like a, I don't know? There had been a spate of something. Yes, absolutely. Unfinished toasties. You'll see why I'm hesitating around that when we get to the end of the question. Is it like a seagull tax? Yes, it is. Is it? Yes.

Oh my God, I did it. Okay. Yes. Talk me through your logic there. Okay. Oh my God, I got one right. I, okay, because I'm thinking if people are leaving half finished toasties out, the seagulls are getting them.

St. Andrews is on the coast. And it's a warning to people to not leave their half-eaten things about. Oh, not quite. No, no, you got seagulls. That's out of nowhere, but it's not a penalty for leaving the food unfinished. Oh, is it for the seagulls? Not willingly. What do you know about seagulls?

That's their... Awful. They mock you. They laugh at you, they mock, and they wait. They wait for you to give them food. Do they always? I think they take it, Bob. I was in a, yeah, I was in the McDonald's parking lot,

and it's like 10 of them on my hood waiting for a French fry to be thrown out. Oh, is it that you can pre-order because so many of them have been taken from people's hands? It is Seagull insurance. Yes, it is. Oh, my God, that's great. Verity, was that what you remembered?

Yes, it was, and we have lots of Seagulls down here on the South Coast, and similarly, there's a lot of, like, people having to cover their bins with like extra layers of like all sorts of things to keep the sea gulls away. So they're, they're nasty and they are gluttonous and they will, they are sinning. They are, you were right on gluttony. You see why I hesitated on that earlier. This is the cheesy toast shack in St Andrews. They will offer you seagull insurance for one pound. Around 30 customers daily lose their sandwiches to aggressive seagulls. Profits from the insurance go to charity.

The business owner, Kate Carta Lags, told Fife today, quote, the gulls are super aggressive and actually terrifying. The minute customers hold the Toasty up for a picture, so taking the Instagram shot, all the Seagulls dive bombed them. Oh my God. People are left bleeding. Oh, God. See, I'm over here saying,

who would steal someone's delicious toasty? And I realize it's a jerk of a bird. Verity, we will head to you for your question, please. This question has been sent in by Jovi Thorn. An art collector bought an unknown painting attributed to Rembrandt and had it cleaned. This ruined the picture and caused him significant embarrassment. But the public was both impressed and amused. Why? I'll read it again.

An art collector bought an unknown painting attributed to Rembrandt and had it cleaned. This ruined the picture. and caused him significant embarrassment. But the public was both impressed and amused. Why? I would feel like the alteration he made to the painting created a whole different scene that the public was like, oh, that's new.

I didn't expect that, so maybe it was a pleasant surprise to the public. We're all thinking the monkey Jesus painting, right? Yeah. We're all thinking that painting of Jesus that got cleaned up and is now more famous because of the bad restoration job. Yeah. But sometimes restoration jobs make things look worse, but more accurate.

There was the, they did a restored the Van Eyck brothers, a lamb of God. And it turns out that they'd given the Lamb of God like a really quite nice pretty lamb face. And the original, which they restored, is horrible. So it's more accurate, it's more accurate, but it's basically like, it's like horrible sheep giving you a snog. It's quite unpleasant. So, so sometimes the restorations do make it more accurate, but won. Lateral, a horrible sheep giving you a snob. Oh, beautiful.

Is it that? Is it that, like, there was, is it that, that there was a reveal of a crazy face or, like, the original looked way freakier or weirder? There was a reveal. The question says attributed to Rembrandt. So it wasn't, maybe it was something like crap underneath. and like some sort of like finger painting situation.

A fake or a forgery. Yeah. Carry on. Did Rembrandt paint over something? Did this original painting, like did Rembrandt paint over something else that may have been contributed to another artist or something? Now that does happen all the time. Canvases get reused because they're incredibly expensive.

So I know art historians will sometimes do, is it, I mean, I'm going to use the wrong terms, but x-ray the paintings and investigate the paints to find out what was hidden underneath on the old version. But if it's attributed to Rembrandt, maybe it was just painted over something that was absolutely not a Rembrandt. I liked where you were going with forgeries, Tom. Okay. Forgeries. The cleaning must have revealed that it was a forgery. Mm-hmm. But it didn't, but there was the, I don't know, I was thinking, like, did it show really like that there'd been copy marks underneath or some kind of tracing situation.

You're so close. You and Tom together are so close. Okay, okay. It was paint by numbers. Rembrandt found the, it was the original paint by numbers stencil, and we found it. He was cheeky.

They started cleaning it, and it turned out was just inkjet printer, just smeared away into nothing. Dot Matrix. Now that's pointillism, that is. That's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. Thanks. No one laughed, but I got a, I got a, that's good. I'll take it. I guess I'm just looking now for what it would be that meant that the public were amused.

I don't know any Rembrandt paintings. Oh, like massive The Night Watch. Oh, yes. And lots of men in big, friendly shirts. Yeah. But the name of the painting isn't relevant. It's not like it was the night watch and it turned out to have been painted on her

an advert for a watch. No. Okay. Is it rude? It's not rude, but it is a bit cheeky. Cheeky. Lateral, not rude, but a bit cheeky. It's like Bart Simpson-esque.

Oh, well, okay. When people say cheeky, was someone showing their bum on this? Because Bart always said, Eat My shorts, and he always, like, moon, like, other characters. No bums, sadly. No bums, sadly.

Lateral. No bums, sadly. Yeah. Okay. Did it, okay, did it just have, This is a fake in big letters underneath the... Ding, ding, ding, ding to... Oh, no!

Ding, ding, ding. That's a plot point in Doctor Who. That is the... I can't remember the name of the episode. It's the one set in Paris where there are several copies of the Mona Lisa and the doctor simply writes, this is a fake on the canvases to be discovered years later. Someone actually did that?

Yes, so Tom Keating, who was a very famous British art restorer, who basically became a bit disenchanted with the art world selling, only thinking about art as a sort of financial investment. he turned to become one of the UK's most famous forgers of art. And it's self-taught, and he's like amazing and makes all these paintings that now actually holds some value because they're by him. But so he did lots and lots of copies of different works.

And sometimes he would sabotage these works so that when later restoration happened or cleaning, they would be exposed as fakes, sort of as I put down to the art establishment. And so he was known to hide taunting messages such as this is a fake or ever been had in some works, painting in lead white paint, which would be discovered by x-ray. Wow.

I love that. It was x-raying it, because lead is radio opaque. So the minute you put it in the x-ray, you get this incredible, oh, the look on that technician's face. Yeah. That would make a lovely greeting card.

You just give someone that thing. You need an x-ray to see the message on it. I do know someone with an x-ray machine. And a birthday coming up. How can working at your local Tims take you further? Sure, you can level up your teamwork skills. You also get a chance to receive a Tim Horan scholarship award. Ready for what's next?

Apply today at careers.timhorins.ca. Thank you to Bob Weiss for sending this in. In 1910, the Glidden Tor Motor Race announced that it would go through Iowa, 380 miles, about 610 kilometres of dirt road needed compacting to be suitable for cars. With minimal cost, how did the governor get the job done in one hour? I'll say that again. In 1910, the Glidden Tor Motor Race announced that it would go through Iowa. 380 miles, about 610 kilometres of dirt road, needed compacting to be suitable for cars.

With minimal cost, how did the governor get the job done in one hour? Okay, so as the American here, tell us about Iowa. It is boring. So I tell all our Iowa listeners. I mean, I have friends from Iowa. I feel like, I mean, it's just like, as you get to like the planes of the U.S., like the center of the U.S., it's just flat, it's dirt, there's nothing there. Did the race take place all in Iowa or did it go through Iowa? I'm just going to make sure.

It was passing through. It was passing through. So this was very early motor race, in the sense of it was more demonstrating that cars were a practical thing. It was part race, part publicity for the motor car. You wanted to compact the roads. I don't know if this is the answer. I'll just throw it out there. Did they just have everybody go out to the dirt roads and just start like stomping and using tools?

and it was a community effort. Because if it was like in an hour, it had to be quick. You're most of the way there. Bob. I was going to throw in like a stampeding animal, like when people want their grass cut and they bring in sheep. Or you want to be able to do that with guinea pigs. If you release guinea pigs into your garden, it'll sort you out.

But is it like a stamp, they caused a stampede of an animal to trample it? I was going to say, did they release, did he say it on the radio? Did he tell everyone to go off? Did he do a kind of radio show? In what way? Like, what would that do? In that he, it was like, to get the group effort, he kind of did like a countywide, like, call out on the airwaves

and then got everyone to do it like that? I think I'm just going to give you that question. It wasn't on the airwaves, but that was basically it. The state needed to improve long stretches of rural dirt roads very quickly. The governor organized the local farmers along the route to all drag the road, front of their property at the same time. And these are road drags behind horses or behind vehicles

just to compact the ground down. I think between the three of you, you've basically got all the elements. We did it. There were 700 farmers involved and the work was done in about an hour. It is the river-to-river road from the Missouri to the Mississippi.

That's impressive. Wow. You wouldn't get that these days? No. You wouldn't get that now. I'd like to think you would. I'd like to think if there was something special coming on, you could, with the right people and the right community effort,

you could make that happen. We'd just about manage pots and pans in the pandemic, didn't they? Yeah, that's so true. For a day or two. Rosalie, we will go to you for your question, please. Great. So, in 2025, why did an advertising agency install a kayak, an arcade machine,

a tool chest and a barbecue on a billboard in Newtown, Sydney. I'll say it again. In 2025, why did an advertising agency install a kayak, an arcade machine, a tool chest and a barbecue on a billboard in Newtown Sydney? Do we know if it was all at once or was it rotating? It's all at once, all at once. Okay. There is a self-storage company on the outskirts of London,

on one of the major roads in. And if you're ever driving in that way, every few months they will get a big old crane and they will move something else to the top of the self-storage unit just to get attention. Sometimes it might be a dinosaur. Sometimes it might be the TARDIS from Doctor Who.

Sometimes might be a little plain. It's just always up there. And I remember the name of that self-storage place despite never needing it. It's close. It's, yeah, it's to sell something. something to sell one product. Yeah. So a kayak, arcade, tool chest barbecue.

You're not really using all four at the same time or in the same setting, I don't believe. No, because kayak and barbecue, they're both outdoors stuff. But arcade and tool chest. Yeah, that's more indoor. So it's something that brings the four together or when you would use them. And that's why I like, I like, yeah, I like Tom's idea of, A storage unit because, yeah, you can store all this stuff here, but if it's not a storage unit, where else can you have all those devices? And a house?

Are they trying to sell like a house or something or property? Is this like landlord billboard? I don't know what it is. They are all kind of entertainment things, right? They're all like fun times to have with friends. You're going to go out kayaking. You're going to go out to the arcade. You're going to go out doing DIY.

That kind of fell apart. didn't it? Fun things you can do with friends and then the advert is like you won't need these anymore because you should get your Netflix subscription it's like you won't need to see anyone ever again.

Does the location have matter with this? Like you say it was in Sydney? Yeah, it's in Sydney. It doesn't have any, it doesn't have any connection to the thing that it's trying to sell. And actually the objects themselves don't have a thematic connection necessarily

but they're all trying to say. sell one thing. Were there other objects as well, and it's a mnemonic? Is it like the K of? No, no, but I think you're too, almost too clever for that. It's kind of a dumb answer, if that helps. I was going to say, are they just like, like app icons? Oh, no, it's like a picture of a kayak, a picture of an arcade, like a consistent design

methodology as something. They're real things. So it's not a picture of, it's like a real kayak. Maybe they represent something else. Like, I love the app icons idea because like, the opposite of the generic graphics, that means like, no, this is a big old screen, this kayak looks like the Gmail logo or something. Is it all sorts of stuff that people have tried to get rid of through eBay?

That's a great idea. I do it would be a great album. So close. It's so close. It's like, so people were invited to interact with the things, and there was an obvious risk to the fact that these things were stuck on, and that was noted at the time. And if people were... Oh.

Yeah. Okay. There was an advert in the UK years ago for a type of glue. and it was a television advert where they just, and I assume there were, I think I've mentioned this on Lateral before, I've mentioned this somewhere before, where they just glued a guy to a board,

you know, they put a stuntman over fire or water or something, and the glue, was it like, if you can steal this off here, you can have it? So you've kind of got it in that it was, it's to sell glue. I will give you that. So it was a glue company. The campaign was for Selly's Liquid Nails, which involved attaching real items to a billboard using the construction adhesive. So objects, including a cricket bat and large plastic marlins,

were fixed to the structure rather than printed onto it. And the billboard invited the public to try removing them using the slogan, if you can take it, it's yours. And it was a real world demonstration of how good the product was. That's really cool. Excellent. Which means we just have the question from the start of the show, sent in by Luca.

Thank you very much. Why did an orange drink manufacturer print part of its label upside down? Do any of the panel want to have a quick shot at that? I do, because when I first heard this, whenever I think orange drink, I have to go to the classic tank. Well, with the upside down, is that for astronauts who are like upside down, they've got to read the label of it? Oh, what a wonderfully American answer for.

Because, of course, and I don't, and I don't mean that as like an insult. Like, that's, of course, the most iconic orange drink in America is like the powdered tang stuff. Of course that was astronaut drink. If I tell you this is a European orange drink, that might make a difference. I'm out. Iron brew? Oh, that's made with gurders, that is. I went really northern.

I drop the T and the H in with there. In this case, it is an orange drink manufacturer, as in made with oranges. What, and Ireland brew is not full of orange juice? I don't know. Is it lovely orangina? It is orangina, that being the iconic European orange drink. Is it when they tried to sell it to Australians or something? Is it some kind of down-under joke?

What I love about this is that it proves that decades of Orangina advertising has had no impact on the European cycle. This is great. Oh, Orangina, you've got to shake it. Is it to turn it upside down to get the pulp in the right place? There we go. Orangina has had the instructions to shake the pulp for a long time because it contains actual orange juice. And it is printed upside down so that people will turn the bottle to see what it says. The pulp gets redistributed around the drink,

which is what they wanted, so you don't end up with a load of grit at the bottom. And in previous years, that slogan is apparently, shake the bottle, wake the drink, which has not made the impact that those marketers hoped that it would. Thank you very much to all our players.

Where can people find you? What's going on your lives? We will start with Rosalie. You can find me on Instagram at Rosalie Minute, and please come see me on tour. Verity. Yeah, you can find me on Instagram at Verity Babs Art, and if you look me up,

gigs and things will appear, and please buy my book. And Bob. You can find me online with Buzzer Bob, and if you want to check out the Game Show Marathon, it's game showmarathon.com. And if you want to know more about this show, you can do that at lateralcast.com.

We can also join the Lateral Producers Club and send in your own ideas for questions. We are at Lateralcast basically everywhere, and there are full video episodes every week on Spotify. Thank you very much to Bob Haig. Thank you for having me. Verity Babs. Cheers.

Rosalie Minut. Thank you. I've been Tom Scott, and that's been Lateral.