Leah on the Line - 14: How do I tell my ex I want to sleep with his best friend? feat. TALIA MAR!

Episode Date: April 18, 2022

Hey babes! I had so much fun recording this episode with Talia. I can only apologise for the very questionable advice we gave but we never claimed to be giving GOOD advice... ;) Thank you so much for the love as always and I can't wait to chat to you again next week besties! As always send in your thoughts/dilemmas to [e-mail]. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

🎵 It's getting closer to midnight, I try to get closer to you 🎵 Hello! Hello everyone! Welcome back to another episode of Lear on the Line. Today I have a very exciting guest. Very exciting. Actually, can you introduce yourself in an impression? Wait, in an impression? Do Barbie. Oh no! Do your Barbie.

It came up on my For You page. you're like hi hi i'm holiday barbie i don't know how i would do that with my name why can't you do so much with your voice she just did an itv host like they're all similar though yeah you can do siri tv yeah it's similar siri though but you do american Siri. I'm Siri. Can you do British Siri? Hello, I'm Siri. Rubbish. Yeah, it is a bit. I'm gonna go, I'm just gonna cry myself to sleep tonight. Absolutely no talent over here.

It doesn't work as well though. The American one has a bit more like vibe to it. He's a man as well, our British one. Do you have the American one on your phone? I actually don't even know. Everyone's always like, it doesn't sound like Siri. Well shut up, it's just a robot voice. Let's hear your Siri impression then.

Yeah, you do it. All right, leave me alone. Rude. Do you know I use my Siri all the time and it's become a habit, right? Like, I'll be like, hey Siri, where's the TV remote? Does Siri know? No, of course she don't.

Oh, I was like, oh my God. But I just have this weird habit. Do you know? Oh. TV remote set up in find my. Talia, that was you. It was me. No, do you know what? Talia, I just said Talia. No, but see, it works though. It works, that was you. It was me. Talia, I just said Talia.

No, but see, it works though. It works. Oh my God. I was just saying that I was like, I know it's Talia, but my accent says Talia. That's fine. But I'll say Talia.

I'll let you off. Talia's a bit nicer than Talia. No offense to any Talias listening. No, I actually have the biggest tip for Siri ever. Like the best thing. If you lose your phone, you just have to shout and ask siri a question i know babes i do it all the time no one does this i say hey siri where are you i

say i say hey siri who's beyonce every time who's beyonce i know who beyonce is but i just remind me who beyonce is that's the question i go to all the time and i know that my neighbors are like she's asking who beyonce is again because i'm like shouting hey siri i always say hey siri where are you and she's like i'm here oh that's a really that's i think it's because that's really short whereas beyonce they read out the whole wikipedia page to be fair sometimes i have to say it again yeah i'm like where was that where did she just come from i'm here i'm here where specifically please tell me your location okay right the weekly debate this week actually came from talia's twitch followers so shout out to you it is is it okay to express feelings to someone in a relationship

oh it actually uh i'm like you i'm like oh my god if someone did that to me yeah i straight away make it about me yeah okay how would i feel this is me okay i'm quite happy with the response okay love it i was a bit worried that you were gonna be like yeah babe do it i have i have very strong opinions for both sides okay okay do you want to start or should we start with them what do you start with them i'm curious you're like let me just check yeah let me just make sure i'm not crazy all right someone says no plenty more fish in the sea don't be selfish and disrupt someone's happy life that's true there's millions of boys yeah and girls out there in the world and you want to go to their their partner yeah that's a good point this is that full um absolutely

not an acquaintance of mine who was my boyfriend's friend did this and it broke me wait what an acquaintance of mine who was my boyfriend's friend so you're her boyfriend's friend did this and it broke me wait what an acquaintance of mine who was my boyfriend's friend so you're her boyfriend's friend who she kind of knew said it to her that she had feelings and she was like oh no so it's like jake's friend being like her feelings yeah i was quite like it yeah if you can if you want to tell me fine you got to my boyfriend absolutely fucking not i'm like wow yeah i know do you know what i understand how you would have felt unfortunately i am in a relationship i would love it okay okay right um i personally wouldn't but i think it's up to the person in a relationship

to be respectful fair yeah so it's like you can lay out your feelings but then it's down to them to be the respectful person yeah but then is it true oh do you know what i mean oh god it's juice um don't be a homewrecker are you homewrecking though yeah you're only homewrecking if they act on it yeah i did because i thought it was reciprocated and i felt so much better after doing so oh damn naughty um where did it go somebody said something about shooting your shot which i've always said you should do yeah but in this situation i i don't know i don't know everyone's pretty much saying no look yeah no no oh here we go i was a girl in a relationship and shared feelings to a single boy and it was the best thing i did whoa no sorry you're the one in the

relationship oh that's not the question yeah, that's not what the question is. Yeah, no, that's not the question. That's just cheating. Yeah, she's just combined her boyfriend's back, but now they're together. He's my soulmate, when you know, you know. I mean, you could have broken up with your boyfriend first. You probably should have broken up with him

before doing that. But they're happy together now, so. Love that about her. Hopefully your ex is doing all right. Yeah, poor boy. Shout out to him. Oh your ex is doing all right. Yeah. Poor boy. Shout out to him. Oh my God. There is a basic level of respect you should have for people and if the. Yeah.

Okay. I'm sure there's a part two to that one, but I can't find it. If the, we'll never know. How do you express feelings about being called a psycho? Huh? How are you expressing them in the past? I am obsessed with you. Like, you're am obsessed with you i think about you day and night suck it up and shut up think of the innocent part in all of this don't be selfish it is selfish

yeah but sometimes in life you have to be selfish yeah true to be fair so what i was gonna say yeah go on is 100 agree but there is a counter of like one what if you're talking to someone who's in a really bad relationship and that might be what they need to get out oh true true okay and also sometimes you might need to tell someone like say it's your best friend they're in a relationship and you're like oh do you know what i have feelings for them and i want to distance myself because i don't want to do anything but i need to tell them why i'm distancing myself because otherwise I've just gone. Yeah.

So some, I think it depends what your intentions are. Yeah, that's what I was going to say. It depends if you're like, I'm in love with you, leave your girlfriend and be with me. Yeah, or if it's like, I'm in love with you and I just,

I can't be around you until I go over there. So. Would you do it? If you really liked someone who had a girlfriend, what are you doing? Oh, I'm just crying into my pillow until I'm over it. Yeah.

No, absolutely not. If your friend said it, what would you say to her? I'd tell her to tell them would you i think do you know what i think it depends i think part of me would be like he could be your soulmate like yeah he could be the one for you and unfortunately he's with somebody else it also depends how well you know the other person like are you also their friend like don't be a bitch if you are if you don't know them at all if they're really new in the relationship and they've been together do they have kids like oh my god so many questions no if they have kids just yeah just find somebody else i think because then you're then you're breaking up a whole family

i think it depends if you believe in cellmates i don't think i do do you know i don't know if i do i think like there's loads of people that you could fall in love with and have an amazing time with yeah so find the other ones actually that's one thing we need to get clear to anyone that doesn't know which is unlikely if you're in a relationship oh yeah I have a boyfriend it's helpful long term how long we've been together four and a half years wow that's really long it's long that was my longest relationship yeah and it ended there okay so enjoy so it should be coming to an end any minute how did you meet uh we met at a festival through mutual friends did you did you kiss no did you fancy him straight away yeah was it love at first sight or just lust so i love him i was always like don't like people just no

don't want to get married don't want to have kids don't want to really yeah I was like I just want to work and work and work

oh my god and it was the first time I'd ever been like wait I kind of like him and I said to my mum mum I met someone today and I kind of like them

on the first day yep and she was like wow she was like what I've never heard you say this have you ever had a boyfriend before that

mm-mm oh my god yeah so he maybe he is your soulmate even though you don't believe in it maybe it makes the story a bit yeah it doesn't make the story better he's my soulmate it was love at first sight yeah that is so funny do you get sick of people always talking about him i don't really do you know what whenever your tiktok's come up as soon

as i click on the comments it's like the first three yeah i used to annoy me but now i'm just like all right give me engagement yeah was you scared that you was just gonna become like simon's girlfriend yeah a little bit i mean i had the feeling but i also was just like what i want to do is so different yeah i was like maybe i'll be all right because that's what i had because everyone i was just i didn't have any followers before i met jake and then all of a sudden i was jake boy's girlfriend and i didn't have a problem with that because i'm proud to be but then at the same time i was like um i'm also leah i'm also a human being that has opinions yeah and i was here before i was jake's girlfriend and it used to stress me out and then i think now i don't really get as much because i've started

all my own projects but yeah at first i was i was really overwhelmed by just being like jake's girlfriend jake's girlfriend and i felt i, oh my God, but what about me? Yeah, people do it in the street sometimes. Do they? Yeah, yeah, yeah, they'll be like, oh, Minnie meant his girlfriend. And I'm like, no. I have never watched any of the videos.

Love that. Like any Sidemen videos. I've watched one actually. I watched one of the Tinder ones. Oh, I was gonna say, please don't be a Tinder one. Oh, were you in one? No. Oh, would you ever do that?

No. I would. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking, I would gonna say, please let me attend one. Oh, were you in one? No. Oh, would you ever do that? No. I would. I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. I would be up for that. No, I'm joking, I'm joking, I'm joking. But I had no idea who Simon was

and then when I saw your TikToks, because I knew who you were because of your singing, and then I saw these comments about Simon and I was like, who is this guy? And now I know. Yeah, well, I found you through you. Did you? Yeah. That's good to know. Just one found you through you. Did you? That's good to know.

Just one of your singing videos came up and I was like, oh my god, this bitch is good. Which one was it? I think it was, you did Burlesque. Did I? I probably deleted it by now. It was, oh no, Voice Within, I don't know. Voice Within, what was that?

You were sat in like, Christina Aguilera? Oh I don't know that song. Oh, it wasn't that one. So it probably wasn't that one. You were literally sat on the floor. Oh. And you had like long straight hair

and you were singing. Oh, you really remember. I remember it. I remember the video. Did I have like a baggy hoodie on, on a carpet? Maybe. Cause that would have been the burlesque one. The yeah.

Yeah, that was that one. But I think I've deleted that now. Oh, what? Do you ever delete your singing videos? Yes. I do all the time yours are never bad though yeah they are you probably just don't see them because i actually didn't need to delete my burlesque one because every time i get to listen to it i'm like i really thought i did

something there and i absolutely i haven't seen your burlesque one oh no do it now let's sing right now yeah do you do you write your own songs how the fuck do you write songs i always say i don't know because like i write with i write it and i'm like oh i don't know how i did that i guess that's probably the last thing i'm ever gonna write and then i've tried so many times and then i was just like my name's leah and i'm a singer do you play instruments no that helps a lot yeah yeah i don't even know where to start with a melody yeah i do you know what i would do is like find a random backing track on youtube i've tried oh never mind it's

just not a talent of mine unfortunately it's not one of my many talents on my many lists it's really not and i've accepted that i need a songwriter i'm like hi you're like i'm a bit busy have you ever written songs for people uh so i've written songs that are gonna be pitched out to other people but who knows i'm probably gonna take them yeah they will of course they will right should we do some dilemmas dilemma okay first one it's called cheaters oh oh god i'm already annoyed i'm already in a bad mood right my dilemma is two of my best friends are in a relationship and have been for four years now. Last weekend, he slept with someone else, but she doesn't know.

What do you think I should do? I don't want to get involved, but if it comes out that I knew, I'll get in trouble. Trouble. I'll be in trouble. Yeah. Don't tell. From a selfish point of view, if I tell the girl,

our whole friendship group won't be mates anymore, and I'd lose so many mates. Boys, ugh, hate them. I have a very specific answer to this. Okay, go on. Because I've always thought about this because so many of my friends are dating each other. Yeah. I always say I would go to the person that cheated and say, you need to tell them.

Otherwise, I'm going to. 100% say that would be my advice. Yeah. But then she doesn't want it to come out because she doesn't want there to be any rift in the friendship group. It's going to come out. That's what I'm going to any rift in the friendship group it's gonna come out that's what i'm gonna say and it's gonna look so much worse for you and she said from a selfish point of view so realistically we have to make this about them yeah about the the innocent girl in this situation wait who cheated her or him him of course it was him and it's always him it's not no it's not it's not true have you ever cheated

no you've only had one boyfriend no yeah so yeah I have recently actually a few weeks ago a few times yeah have you no

no I just don't I hate cheating I think it's up there with one of the worst things you can do to a person I agree because there's no

you just leave yeah and there's no recovering from it I don't think I couldn't I couldn't if I got cheated on it would ruin my life like it

would crush me i'd never leave the house again i'd be like i am worthy of nothing like just put me in the bed so it actually makes my skin crawl whenever i talk about it i'm like if simon ever dead i would ruin his life i would make so many youtube videos by exposing him this is a good thing because they they can't do it like even though you'd like to think that they wouldn't do it to us yeah they actually couldn't do it to themselves because they'd be fucked i don't know i mean i don't know though because i know youtubers have cheated before yeah did it ever come out uh spill it now and they're on the line could you imagine sometimes it hasn't sometimes it has oh my god that makes me so mad i hate cheaters you're scum yeah not not you lot like if you did i forgive

you guys i don't to be fair it's like if your friend cheated i wouldn't be upset with her i'd just be like oh fucking hell yeah i'd be like what like you've done something stupid but yeah it's okay yeah even though it's absolutely but i'm not getting involved but none of my friends would when i think about it me neither oh my god me neither i don't know actually i mean at school i had friends that did but like at school people like i think that's different like people just don't really know what they're doing no my first boyfriend i was like 15 and i thought that was it he was crazy he was so crazy he was like if you break up for me i'm gonna jump out my window what i was like 15 yeah he was going for a lot of poor guy bless him hope he's all right now but you know it was it was like

to force me to stay and i was like we're literally on the ground floor like go on you'll be okay i was like that's not something what oh my god crazy times oh no shout out to you babe okay do you want to read this one it's called i'm in a dilemma hey girl it needed some advice please basically pre-covid i was meant to travel the world for a few years the plan was to end up in australia and not come back oh wow i love that however last year i met my boyfriend been together eight months so basically my dream to travel kind of can't happen. I'm in a pickle. I want nothing more than to travel and live elsewhere while I'm young.

And my boyfriend would love to do it with me, but he can't as he has work commitments and a house, dogs, etc. I absolutely adore my boyfriend and would never want anything to happen with us. But I'm struggling as I want to travel the world. Advice, please. That's hard. That is tough. It's like, what's more important the one thing i will say is you said i want nothing more than to travel the world yeah which kind of answers the question

i think you've only been together eight months which is a long term for sure but yeah you could look back and be like i didn't travel the world for that fucking boy. Do you know what I mean? You don't want to look back with regret. Also, you could still, like, there's ways to travel without doing it, like, for ages. Like, you could go on holiday for a couple weeks. She wanted to never come back, though. She wanted to go to Australia. That's a bit much.

Yeah, like, what are you running from? But then my friend did that. She always said in school, she was like, because there was, like, three of us that were really close, and two of us were like, we want to be singers, we want to be actresses. And she did it all with us, but she was like because there was like three of us that were really close and two of us were like we want to be singers we want to be actresses and she did it all with us but she was also like it's not my life like i want to live in australia and when we all went off to uni she went straight to australia and she didn't come back for like six years yeah i mean she's just come back

my cousin did that she's just come back as well yeah so i feel like at the time you think i'm never coming back but then eventually you're like okay i've done i've done my traveling now and if it's meant to be it will be yeah it's true also like are you close with your family because if you are trust me i don't think you realize how much you'll miss them if you live abroad yeah but then my friend that went she went for so long and like okay there's a drill what is that what is that why is it like in my flat there's a fucking drill what is that what is that why is it like it's in my flat oh my goodness open that door why didn't it get any louder do you reckon they'll be able to hear this can you hear that guys yeah i'd say book a little short month somewhere yeah and see how you

get on because you might not miss him yeah it sounds really harsh but you might be like no this is way better or you might then go actually no being at home is way better why do i want to do this you could meet a hunky australian true oh that sounds like the better option do that yeah fuck your boyfriend i know yeah no no i didn't mean that poor guy okay next one hi leah and special guest you oh my god i'm special okay my boyfriend's best mate really can't stand me and he has no reason why i've never met him or spoken to him he had only heard us argue a few times and now thinks it's toxic but we have just bickered like normal couples on the phone etc my boyfriend admitted he used to moan about me being clingy and irritating when we first started dating six months ago so i think it's partly his fault for painting his

oh fault for painting an image of me but he's always sending my boyfriend naked photos of girls and memes that are aimed at me my boyfriend just ignores it and instead of sticking up for me i would like him i can't fucking read my boyfriend just ignores it instead of sticking up for me i would like him to stick up for me as i literally have done nothing wrong to his friend and he's just out of order for no reason what's your advice his friend's a fucking piece of shit yeah it sounds like he is a bit yeah he is as well i'm not even funny it's just mean i was gonna say if you've not met him before she said the thing about like oh he said i was clean at the beginning if you've not met him and he's got this opinion of you it's only come from your boyfriend.

Yeah. So I would want to know what else has been said. Yeah. And it doesn't stick up for you. Yeah. I just think that's odd. Yeah. Because it could just be that he's just jealous

and he's a dickhead. But then if your boyfriend's not going to do anything about it, like you're just going to feel like shit constantly. Yeah. Why haven't you met his friends at six months? That's a red flag. Don't trust him. No, I don't like it. I don't like it either. I like it i don't like it at all actually oh god i just hate boys

that's literally my attitude after every i was saying this to my friends today since starting this podcast i fucking hate boys yeah they constantly do shit i'm like why why have you done this like just get away from me grow up stop it i just can't bear it but then also i'm only ever hearing like yeah the girl's obviously so i'm never like people aren't gonna send in like i've got a dilemma my boyfriend is just so bloody he's just amazing what do i do yeah so to be fair that is why but um oh my god i don't even have any advice for that yeah i just think your boyfriend doesn't sound very nice and like i would give him almost like an ultimatum of like you need to either tell him to shut up and stop yeah this

isn't gonna work do you know what if it was me and that was jake's friend i'd say i want to meet his friend and i want to talk to him myself yeah and be like what's your problem you need to meet him because maybe he'll meet you and be like oh she's so calm yeah and he's just a bit of a dickhead but also that's just nasty like memes and naked pictures of girls like that's just a nasty person and also like your boyfriend's choosing your his friends yeah so what does that say about him yeah like you are who you surround yourself with at the end of the day so what the fuck does he say about you when you're not there yeah i just don't ask what i don't trust like you've not met him and he doesn't like you like that the only information he's got is from your boyfriend but then on a positive note maybe like fuck what his friend thinks and just focus on your relationship yeah or or not or fuck his friend

or do that yeah definitely i don't like it i'm upset i i really don't have advice for you to be honest i really don't know oh no the advice is talk to him like meet him in person or tell your boyfriend he stick up for you or it's over i would confront a friend myself i'd say to my boyfriend look i'm not having this shit anymore you tell you tell james fuck your face it's the guy it's tom hardy he's like you tell george fuck him yeah fuck his face i have no idea have you seen the film legend no what i'm sorry fuck your mate whatever his name i've seen like three films that's what i'd say i'd say you tell him to come around here and have a word with me say it to my face stop being a pussy slagging me off behind my back and come talk to me i just can't believe you've not met him no that's strange i don't think i've ever

slagged someone off i've never met something weird going on yeah i don't trust it it's fishy red flags everywhere really fishy right your turn okay oh my god you just give me oh my god she gave me the long one okay but what we're realizing is i can't read i can't either i'm not like pre-reading right hi angel hope you're good i'm gonna try and keep this short it didn't work i know it's fine but i'm sorry if i never stop typing because my brain will get carried away me i've been with my boyfriend for nearly three years i love him so much and we have such a healthy trusting relationship oh my god okay but capital letters the only issue i've ever had is his ex what he was with her for five years previous to me and they had a nasty breakup and she's still a part

of his friendship group oh it hasn't always been an issue and i generally never made it an issue or brought it up because obs don't want to interfere with the group dynamic or anything it's not my place i could never no me neither be me but i've gotten upset before because i'm never involved in their group things when she is there only when she's not oh no wow which i understand is like an awkward situation having the two of us there but i also think it would make me feel better getting to know her and seeing the vibe you know oh my god she is so healthy this girl yeah i've always found it hard to get close to the girls in the group because they're her best friends and i feel like i'm the replacement anyway in a couple of weeks their group planned a little trip away i I was originally invited by my boyfriend.

Okay, good. But I'm already going away with my friends. I had to say no. Okay. And so instead, his ex... Oh. So instead, his ex took my place. There's no word missing.

Oh. I found it funny and didn't think anything of it at first, but I feel like I'm overthinking the fact that my little boyfriend is going on holiday with his ex. Am I being crazy right now? I don't know,'t know lol help i don't want to be acting like emily and friends you know i'm not being funny she's a much bigger person than i am yeah that would be a major issue for me the one thing i will say is if a boyfriend and his ex can hang out and it not be awkward the new girlfriend can hang out yeah and it not be awkward. Like, it's way more awkward

for the two people that were in the relationship, I think. I like that he invited you. Yeah. I'm not being funny, as he fucking should. Although,

did he invite her just because he knew that she already had a holiday? Yeah, and he was like, oh babe, but you couldn't come so I'm just bringing Jenna.

I don't know. I would, I'd kick up. I would kick off. Yeah, I would. There would be wars, I think.

I'm like, are you joking? An ex? You're going on holiday? I'm not going on a couple's holiday with wars i think i'm like are you joking an ex you're going on a couple's holiday with your ex-girlfriend are you no okay have fun make her your girlfriend because i'm no longer your girlfriend i would be no that's not happening with me no no no yeah i don't think you're overthinking it at all and also i think you're under thinking it yeah you're way too cool yeah but then also maybe like you're just healthy and that's like it must be nice maybe i just think like if you like you should be hanging out with them and it shouldn't be that you're not invited when she is

because if he's there that's the awkward bit like if they can hang out together and it's fine why can you not as well yeah like you and she said she was like i want to get to know her so like i feel comfortable yeah no but i think you should talk she was like, I want to get to know her. So like, I feel comfortable. Yeah, no, but I think you should talk to her. I'm not trying to get to know my boyfriend's exes. No, I'm not trying to. Mine doesn't have any, so I'm lucky. I find that so stressful.

I'm not okay. It's stressful at the beginning. Yeah. Because you're the new girlfriend. Yeah. And they're all up in your grill. Yeah, I know. But now, they've all quietened down now, which is nice for me.

They've all chilled out. I'm enjoying my life now. Oh my God. But I could never do that shit, mate. No. Nah, I would be kicking off. I say, you going on the holiday, are you? No.

Yeah. Yeah. It wouldn't even be like a, if Simon said to me i'm going on a holiday even if it was some girl that he'd kissed five years ago i'd be like what what i'd hold hands with her no absolutely not um but then she's obviously really insecure no insecure sorry she's very secure in the relationship yeah which is nice which is means you can trust him yeah and it gives me good feelings to be like, well, you know, you're secure, you know your boyfriend,

you know he's not gonna cheat on you, hopefully. I just talk to him and be like, look. Makes me uncomfortable. It makes me uncomfortable. And then maybe he'll say something that will reassure you, or he'll go, do you know what, I don't even wanna go. You just, you never know. Yeah, he might go, you know what, you're right,

it is a bit weird. Are they all couple friends? Yeah, yeah, that's fucked. That's also the thing, if it's a couple's holiday absolutely not because i bet like all of her friends are like i wish you guys would get back together five years is a long time yeah and they had a nasty breakup so how are you friends yeah it's getting worse i'm just gonna ignore it by the way guys if you can hear a drill um no you can't okay all right um yeah i would just talk to him and be like it makes me uncomfortable i don't like it

yeah and do what you're comfortable with i think if you're really really not liking it don't let that happen yeah hopefully he respects you just have a conversation about it he'll understand i think and if he doesn't then that's a bit of a red flag yeah okay next dilemma the worst dilemma you'll ever read so buckle up i'm all right oh no i don't want it yeah i don't want to know okay deep breath everyone so last september me and my boyfriend boyfriend boyfriend my boyfriend were really rocky and he kept accusing me of kissing his best friend which never happened interesting accusations it's a really specific yeah all right okay in the end i ended up fishing oh my god i can't fucking read she was fishing i went fishing with him no okay rewind rewind the end, I ended up finishing with my boyfriend and going with his best friend.

Oh, honey. Honey. We met up once in our cars. Okay, girl. And chatted for hours. And I've never, ever, ever felt a connection like that in my life. We then met up some more and slept together. I honestly believed and still believe we're soulmates.

It was a crazy connection but we couldn't be together turns out this whole time he was still in a relationship with his girlfriend oh my god oh my god so i ended up back with my ex wait so inevitably i got back what okay okay carrying on however i then, oh my fucking God, it gets worse. How? I then discovered I was pregnant. Stop. With his best friend's baby.

Oh my God. And then she says, girl, I had an abortion and my boyfriend is aware of everything. Okay. We've talked it through and we're now all okay. Okay. How the fuck is he okay? Who is this man? Where did you find him?

My mind is like all right babe fair enough you you got pregnant with my best friends you know it's in the past um he's obviously not friends with the boy anymore however boy two is still with his girlfriend who's unaware of everything what do i do p.s i did try reaching out to her and she deleted her instagram account and he's his is also deleted or are they blocked blocked? Yeah, you're probably blocked. The worst dilemma ever. I know I'm a bad person and I made stupid, selfish choices.

Please don't hate me. I don't hate you. I don't hate you. I think it's actually quite exciting. Interesting choices, though. I quite like the drama, to be honest. Wow. You've blown it, really, haven't you?

Yeah. To be honest. But, wait, what's the dilemma? She doesn't know. She doesn't know what to do about the fact the girlfriend doesn't know. Do you actually yeah to be honest but wait what's the dilemma she doesn't know she doesn't know what to do about the fact the girlfriend doesn't know do you actually want to be with your ex or did you just get back from yeah default also if she doesn't like if you don't know her yeah oh i don't know i would i would say i would have to say i think yeah i would have to say i would have to tell her and just be like by the way but she can't do it on instagram so how

she's gonna get hold of her knock on that door hi found out where you live from linkedin hates being on say this oh i mean find out if you're blocked first yeah because you they might not be deleted it's probably that you're blocked yeah although if you tried to reach out to her and she blocked you maybe she knows she might know or she might how do you know she doesn't know yeah did you message her and say hi by the way slept with your boyfriend while you were together didn't realize at the time and then she blocked you or is it hi i would love to chat to you and then she blocked you because if that's all you said her boyfriend probably was like oh she's crazy yeah yeah yeah block her oh yeah so true before yeah but then i don't know what you do i'd make a new account and be like please don't

talk tell your boyfriend about this i need to to you, that's something you need to know. Yeah. Or just start with the dreaded message of, hey girl, I hate to be the one to say this. Yeah, just tell her in a message. I dread receiving that message. Hey girl, I'm so sorry to tell you this. Don't, shut up.

Don't tell me then. Just shut up. Don't tell me. Nothing happened, you're a liar. Just completely deny. Girls do that though, as a coping mechanism. Oh yeah, they're like, no, I believe him. He said as a coping mechanism oh yeah they're like no I believe him he said

he said he said he fell on his dick fell in her vagina and I believe him it happens and I really do believe that oh god don't oh my god

well you've absolutely got yourself into a pickle there I just I just kept going I think they were just turned and twist

and turn I was what yeah when i thought it was a though it wasn't she was pregnant you had me at pregnancy there i was what but i mean well done for being honest with your boyfriend i'll give you that yeah amazing that love that um your boyfriend though blimey he's okay he's very understanding but didn't she say they broke up and then she got with his best yeah to be fair but then also it's a bit like. He's very understanding. But didn't she say they broke up and then she got with his best mate? Yeah, to be fair. But then also it's a bit like Snake. That's, to be fair,

that's on his best mate. Yeah. Which he's no longer friends with. Well, and you as well a bit. I suppose. Because that's a bit tight in there. Although it depends on how you broke up. If it's bad, it's like,

I'm going to do whatever I want. So you and Simon break up, you get him with his friend? Oh, no. Oh, God. No offense to all of Simon's friends. Well, for me, if I broke up with someone, I just don't want anything to do with them yeah i don't want it to get messy but she's obviously always had a little thing for him because he he had his suspicions and it's always the way it's always the

one you tell him not to worry about he must have no you must have just got on really well and he was like there's something here even if you couldn't tell and you didn't kiss him like he said that he could see something there so he was he was somewhat on the money yeah you did end up getting pregnant with his baby but and oh my god it's brutal and it but and and she said that she'd never felt a connection like it in her life but also he's a piece of shit it's a little cheat and lie little one thing i will say though is if you've not felt that connection and you still haven't are you are you new dilemma with the right person yeah my immediate thought is like i think she went with her boyfriend out of like default it was rejection yeah and like comfort it's like oh i know this yeah and also you feel

a bit rejected so you get back with oh it's the way she was like you know i found out he was still with x so i got back with my ex i feel like we've just given you a new dilemma yeah sorry to spicing this like yeah so tell her and also maybe don't be boyfriend maybe don't be boyfriend i would yes it would be a good idea to maybe walk away from the whole sick yeah just leave it all like new life she's absolutely just ruined her poor boyfriend's life then she's gonna walk away sorry about the mess oh my god i'm just gonna leave it now she's just dropped a grenade and then just been like peace out gasoline just walks literally no that's what he did that's what his friend did oh yeah he he bought the gasoline i would say he's the one in the wrong in all of this at like the top of the food chain yeah he's for

sure the the bad guy yeah imagine sleeping with your best friend's ex-girlfriend yeah that's mad do you know anyone that that's happened to uh at high school yeah oh yeah it happened a lot at high school if i broke up someone and they sat with my best friend that would kill me more than cheating because you lose two people there true you're like i thought especially when you're broken up with so it's like oh now i'm going through this and you turn to your friends yeah and then also they're turning to him oh you know the person you're grieving yeah i slept with him last night cool thanks cool that's amazing that's really sweet however how was it how was it yeah small

penis right yeah but her boyfriend is a king here for being like you know very understanding i would never be that understanding oh my god i never take someone back if they did that to me no i believe they he took you back i kind of love that from you you must be yeah she's an absolute irresistible 10 out of 10 we love that for you you live your best life yeah you should be single and thriving yeah that's my idea next dilemma yeah okay you girl all right i haven't read this one yet oh i hope it's good i know i'm saying this one's i mean the the description is i fancy his housemate help all in capital letters i'm gone okay so i've been dating this guy oh no so i've been dating this guy since the end of january let's call him jack okay we

made things official maybe three or so weeks ago not very long ago at all okay i started realizing that i actually get on really well with his housemate let's call him adam good banter really nice and attractive things didn't feel right with Jack anyway, so I decided to end it. The question is, would it be too out of order to message Adam to see if he wants to go for a drink? Bit of a backstory. We get on well enough for Adam to invite me on a night out, just him and his mates while Jack would be away.

But the issue is they obviously live together, but they work together as well. I'm in two minds and I know it's a bit muggy, but we only live once at the end of the day oh i see what you're saying i agree last time we was like do not do not sleep with his best friend now we're like i think you should go around there and have sex with his best friend my My opinion is... You haven't been together that long, to be fair. Yeah.

In all situations, it's who do your loyalties lie with. You have no loyalties to Jack at this point. Like, you've known each other for, like, a couple months. Yeah. So, your loyalties lie with yourself. But it sounds more like

she just wants to sleep with him. Yeah, if that's the case... Sleep with him. If that's the case, I'd just sleep with him. Do you know what? Live your best life. If that is the case, I think just sleep with him. But if you want to be in a relationship, that's a bit tricky with him if that's the case just live your best life if that is the case i

think just sleep with him but if you want to be in a relationship that's a bit tricky it is messy you'll be going around his house and he'll be going to work with your ex i mean how did jack take it was it kind of mutual here but he was like yeah i wasn't feeling this either yeah was he heartbroken like she said she's still hanging out with adam and adam's friends when jack's not there i think that was when they were together oh was it i thought i thought it was like when they were together as and when jack to be fair that would be a great time to try and sleep with him yeah if that is happening now but maybe yeah oh it is awkward though if they worked like when you

how are you gonna see him without seeing Jack? Yeah, that's the thing. Jack's going to have to get over it, isn't he? Yeah. Jack's just going to have to suck it up. He was only together for a little bit. Like if I was dating someone and then it was only for a couple of months and then he started dating my friend, I don't think I'd care.

No. I mean, I would just say like, maybe try and go out with their group. Like if, like message Adam and just be like, oh, you're right. Like, because you could just be pursuing a friendship thing yeah oh he we got on really well yeah and then like maybe you'll become friends with jack because it's definitely like not enough of a relationship you could be friends it's not

weird and then you could say to jack like would you be fuming if i don't ask him just a bit yeah because if he says no you're screwed no then you're gonna be like okay good to know well i've already done it i'm gonna do it anyway that is true don't ask him you just need to get him with the friendship group yeah and be friends with him and then when we weigh in i say maybe leave it a bit yeah let the uh what's that saying yeah wow you've read my mind let the dust settle let jack get over it maybe i'll give jack some time to meet someone else. Yes. That would be an easy escape route. That would be really good. Hook him up with someone.

Oh my God, Megan, there's this guy called Jack. I think you would really like him. And then they're going to be together. And then you're welcome, Jack. You're welcome. Enjoy it. Now, can I have Adam? Now, Adam, come with me.

As a trade-off. I give you Megan. You give me Adam. Imagine, like, he just came into his kitchen one morning she was just there in like adam's t-shirt oh my god this is what i mean i feel like you've got to be friends with them yeah so that jack almost like sees it sees it like blossoming and he's like oh they get on really well and it's not weird it's not like oh if you if it's a relationship route you want to take and and you start pursuing adam and you get on really really well like that and

you know you it's mutual i think it wouldn't hurt to say to jack like i know it's a bit muggy yeah but i do have feelings for adam and i am gonna pursue it yeah yeah it's always good to be come clean oh i couldn't do it okay i would like the drama i'm awful is that tear in your eye jack isn't me good oh no that's my advice i think go for it hun i think yeah oh you don't really like you don't really know him that well at this point it's only a few months dive in babe live your best life yeah hope you and adam run up into the sunset oh but what if it's disappointing and then you've ruined everything in a few months we'll get another dilemma so i'm pregnant with adam's baby but i'm now back with jack because you told me to and now

i'm pregnant but i'm back with jack because i found out adam had a girlfriend yeah oh my god don't that's essentially what what we just read before yeah this is the start of it yeah we're that girl's brain enjoy enjoy at least you know your future at the end of the day like you said you only live once and if a chick hits the fan we'll deal with it then won't we yeah yeah it's true cross that bridge when we get to it if you want to do something it's not gonna harm yourself or harm someone it's not that deep like i don't just give it a go at the moment the worst it's gonna happen is jack goes oh that's muggy that's a bit fucking right and then you can go i know i'm really sorry but it was fucking amazing it was really other he's so much better than you that's the realistic i mean that's the reality he's you

fancy him more than jack yeah so fuck jack poor jack i forget that's not also their names yeah true i wonder what's their name yeah i'm getting like i'm picturing like a brunette jack like yeah me too. Reasonably attractive. Adam's got like slightly longer hair for some reason in my head. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bushy eyebrows. Must be true.

Good teeth. Must be true. Imagine if we're describing them like so spot on. Oh my God, they're going to find out. I wish you would send pictures. Somebody sent me pictures once and it was so nice to see.

Oh my God, that's kind of iconic. Yeah. But only I can see them and no one in the listeners can. So I try and describe them but then also I'm giving away their identity. Yeah, true. They've got a scar on this side of their face.

A tattoo. Just under the eye. Specific details. All right. I think we're done with dilemmas. How long have we been going? 45 mins. 45.

That's long enough, right? Although we did start talking about the fucking drill for a while. Drill. But maybe we could do one more. Let's see. Okay. Okay. All right. Go for it fucking drill for a while. But maybe we could do one more. Let's see. Okay. Okay.

All right. Go for this one. Hey, my girl. I need your advice. I've been with my man five years and the sex life has slowed down a lot. Okay. Five years is a long time. Yeah.

As it does in long-term relationships. Right. I feel like I used to have sex. Sucks. On the brain. I feel like I used to have such a high sex drive. And since being on antidepressants has really changed that, it takes a lot more to get me in the mood if you get me.

Also, side note, my boyfriend is quite a shy guy and isn't the most confident in starting sex, etc., which has always been the case. I need some more spicy ways to subtly get him to initiate it without it being fully my idea lol why are we girls so complicated fully happy in my relationship and we both still are so attracted to each other i feel like we're just generally getting lazy any advice would be fab i don't hate men after this yeah me neither he sounds sweet he's a shy king yeah i would say um oh how explicit am i gonna get right now you grab grab his penis i actually think like you okay the first problem is the sex has slowed down and the second problem is you want him to initiate it yeah so i think he doesn't always have to

initiate it obviously so to spice things up a bit maybe like if he's driving oh is that illegal i don't know it's probably illegal i'm thinking just reach over but is that legal it's probably legal i didn't expect i feel thought you were going to be like, when he's driving and like, you can just like have a conversation. I just thought that's where it was going. Grab his dick. And he will love it. Well, you know, sometimes like you don't, you're not always horny, but then as soon as you start it, you're in. Yeah.

Yeah, that's true. So I'm thinking just like, just start it in the most random occasions. But yeah, that's probably illegal and dangerous. So don't do that. Probably don't do that. But also if you want to do that, that's your illegal and dangerous so don't do that probably don't do that but also if you want to do that that's your own decision yeah and i i wouldn't encourage it but i wouldn't hold it against you um but to get him to initiate it i'd probably just say babe

like just give it give me some yeah or sometimes you like you need to initiate it in a way that they think they have and then that's how they get more confident okay so like you do a little like go on expert i'm like this is what i do no there's like a little kiss on the neck like things that get them like oh actually oh and in their head they're a bit like oh she's she's clearly in the mood so i'm gonna initiate it when you you're the one that's initiated you're switching up the mood but then you're also going come on take the reins yeah like you're not the one doing the heavy heavy petting i watch a tv show that's what they call it now i can't get out what tv show i do what to handle oh i've never watched that heavy petting if you could go on any reality show what would it be oh i don't know my stomach's rumbling that was so loud oh my god yeah would

you ever go on one no i got asked to go on love island did you absolutely not can't think of anything worse true i would i ever they're like the uk would hate me i cry at everything yeah oh you cry same i cry at every. I'm one of them people that I'll be like, don't slag me off. Like, just say it to my face and then someone will say it to my face

and I'm like, why would you say that? Why would you tell me that? Yeah. I feel like people would hate me as well. Yeah. I'm also really quite honest.

Yeah, me too. People either agree with me or... Oh my God. You look really hungry. I'm literally starving. I had to tidy my flat this morning because tally was going around i was like shit blitz guys okay jake i need you in the living room

i get it but i was cleaning this morning so i was like your flat's so tidy i was like oh yeah sorry about the mess i'm just yeah i'm sorry it was like nothing a pair of headphones on the couch one broken ikea couch and a table with no chairs how have you lived here like thinking we just yeah i was like uh you're in no just don't we have not furnished this flat on the floor where do you eat actually on sofa oh yeah would you go on strictly i could see you on strictly i'd on Strictly? I could see you on Strictly. I'd love to go on actually, yeah. I could see you on that. I'd love to do Strictly.

I reckon you'd be really good. Are you a good dancer? I can dance. Yeah, if you're like. Don't necessarily know I'm a good dancer, that makes sense. I reckon you'd be good at like the samba. Oh.

In one of those sexy little, you know the things with the frills all the way around it. Well, they don't just pick what you wear. True, but they always look pretty good, don't you think? They always look just like this is what you're wearing, and you find out the day before.

And you'll be like, ha ha. And I'll be like, no, I'm not. That's not going to happen. That's not, no. I'm not going on. Enjoy. Just throw a tantrum. Yeah.

I'm not doing it. I'm actually not doing it at the end of the day. But yeah, no, you're right. That's why I want to go. What about you? Don't know. I really want to go on catchphrase. Mia is 85 years old.

I am so fucking good at it. What? I'm unbelievable at catchphrase like no one will ever beat me i get every single one if i if i've heard of the catchphrase i'll get it she's sat here like straight off the i watch it on catch up every week every week i say that what's that saying what is that catchphrase people say it yeah that is so true why am i gonna catchphrase but i'm actually i don't know any fucking maybe you need the pressure the like timer yeah but what if i oh my god my stomach is actually growl is roaring at me but what if i went on it and i was like yeah i'm so fucking good at this and then i'll be my brain would just go blank yeah i think that's what would happen with me but i would love to do it so if any although itv i'm never stepping on itv again

but you know if you do want to give me another shot after you've robbed me you've ruined my six months i think you've robbed my chances tom jones um oh wait we're doing it oh yeah wait well how did we get oh the sex the sex oh yeah oh yeah so how did we get there i don't know how do you get on tv oh you you said a phrase and then you said too hot to handle yes i did um yes you need to almost make him think he's doing it that's how you give him the confidence to do yeah i think it's pretty normal i think a lot of people probably can relate to that yeah but i'd also just the thing is if you say to him i want you to just like come on to me yeah they it doesn't feel natural when they do it because you're like are you doing that because i just

told you yeah and then they feel pressure and then sex doesn't feel natural and then it's like you've got to make them think it's their idea yeah i like your technique yeah just a little like to use that often a little smooth on the neck and then it's like but then they're in there and they're like oh great this is my like it's just like saying i'm switching up the mood here yeah you take the reins now babes and hopefully he does yeah but she said he's a shy king he might be like oh my god she's kissing me on the neck although five years you must be very comfortable like yeah he'll as much as he might be quite shy i reckon he he probably

is initiating when you don't even realize him being like oh do you want to watch tv in the bedroom that's him being like should we shag yeah do you want to come and have sex with me? And you're like, nah, babe, I'm quite comfortable down there. Yeah, you might not be picking up on his subtle hints. They might be really subtle. Really subtle. Really subtle. Like, do you want to go home? Hello, how are you?

I'm bored. Do you want to go home? Hi. How have you been today? I feel like it's normal. Let's go. The eyes are... No.

Let's get out of here. You want to... Shall we... Yeah, I feel like it's normal i wouldn't stress about it i mean you're not stressed but i don't think we really helped you there definitely don't give him a hand i'm in the car because he will crash i love how your go-to is when he's driving grab his dick this is my personal go-to. I'm kidding. If that's illegal, I'm obviously joking.

Yeah, obviously. I've never done it. That's disgusting, baby. Just drive. Anyway, I think we're ready to wrap it up. We're about to hit an hour, although you guys don't know that because we have a lot to cut out

because somebody's drilling into the back of our heads. Yeah. Really? I'm good. I'm literally dead. All right. Did you enjoy coming on the end of the line? Not really. Won't our heads. Yeah. Really fun. He literally did. All right. Did you enjoy

coming on the on the line? Not really. Won't be returning. No. That was really fun. I just like judging people, honestly. Can you do some impressions?

I feel like I'm quite good at impressions, but you do like. Oh, go on. What's your go-to's? No, I don't have any go-to's. Everyone has a go-to. I feel like I'm good

at like people. Oh, so like specific ones. Yeah. Whereas you're good at like voice changing. Yeah, true. Wait, who's your people? Who's your people? You're a gamer girl.

You're a gamer girl. That's actually quite sick, isn't it? Do boys find that really attractive? No. She's a gamer. Well, secure boys, yes. What's that mean? As in like if they're secure in themselves.

Very few of them. Oh, small dick boys. Insecure boys are really upset that you're better than if they're secure in themselves very few of them oh insecure boys are really upset that you're better than them at games yeah oh do you always beat them well no assignment gamer yeah who's we don't play we don't play the same games oh what's your go-to games valorant is like my main game never heard of it yeah it's like i like sims oh no did you play hubba hotel no what the fuck? Yeah, no. I was more like cod. Oh, you're like a gamer.

Kind of thing. And I was like, I'm building a house. Let's go. I'm just making people that look like me. How self-obsessed am I? To be fair,

I used to really like that in Sims. I'd build, I'd like make me and then I'd be like, I don't want to play them. Yeah. Yeah, sometimes I used to like build kitchen counters

around the cooker and just set them on fire. I've, a lot of people have said this and it actually stresses me out a little bit. Yeah, put them in the pool and take the them on fire i've a lot of people said this and it actually stresses me out a little bit yeah put them in the pool and they find yeah they'd find ways to like kill their sims yeah i actually did this thing quite recently where i built a basement and i built like little cells like prison cells in the basement this was like a couple of weeks ago like i'm not talking like i was a child like this was recently and i built like prison

cells in my sims basement and i made her personality like really erratic and crazy and then i'd get because the neighbors always come around when you move into a new house right and i'd put i'd like lead them into one of the rooms and lock the door and i'd locked them in and they would all be like smelly and starving for anyone who's listening my face is just pure shang no words i I'm fine. I'm doing really good. Okay, like, that is how I express my psychotic side. Yeah, I love that. So no one is actually harmed.

Okay, okay. You're like, get me out of this. At least just get it out. Get me out of this flat right now. And then I'm fine. I'm locking you in this room, Tanya. Oh my God, imagine. I'm like, please, Jake, open the door.

Please, Jake. Jake's locked in another room. Jake doesn't leave this flat because I don't allow him to. And Fab's locked in his bedroom right now. Please no one actually be concerned for my mental health. I'm okay.

She's all right. It's fun. I recommend it. If anyone likes playing this game. But she's okay. Yeah, they're still there. They're probably dead. One lady died.

She was old. I've never, yeah, no, I've never done that. It was her time. Okay. Although I do play shooting games, which I One lady died. Oh. She was old. I've never, yeah, no, I've never done that. It was her time. Okay. Although I do play shooting games, which I'm killing people. Yeah. So am I in a position to judge? No.

Maybe. Have you got one of those headset things? VR? Yeah. Yeah. Do you like that? Yeah, they're all right. Which one do you have?

The Oculus. Same. It's good. I don't really. I play this one game where you feed an animal. Oh, nice. I don't really like those games. I like competitive games where i might be ranked in yeah i like creative games yeah nice oh you're ranked in the world well then everyone gets a rank yeah so there's like different sets of are you like a high rank pretty well all right you must be really good then what do you play gta

i don't like gta see that's the only game i really like no yeah i really really like it it's not competitive i can't like win gta death matches yeah so that sort of thing you can but i what i'm realizing is i like games with like stories and people and oh so that's you and jake should play um it takes two we've done it we fucking loved it so good we was obsessed with it yeah we did it in like two days yeah yeah it's an amazing game it's like one of the best one game of the year we did it we didn't leave the bed is there gonna be another one uh i don't know oh i would enjoy that i would love another i want to do it again because we did it like when it first came out you could swap characters as well because they have different abilities true i was the woman obviously yeah

so i did as well the mom i did find them a bit annoying after a while. The characters. Wow. Especially when you get to the story bits. I hated the, lo, lo, love, Mr. Book. Oh, yeah, me too. I was like, it's enough of you.

And I hated when you couldn't skip the stories. Yeah. And they'd start talking, and I was like, come on. I cried when the elephant, you know, when the elephant toy. You cried real tears. Real tears. And also I cried when the beetle, you know, the toy you cried real tears real tears and also I cried when the beetle

you know the beetle that's in there for five seconds cried when I told you that the UK would hate me on Love Island I cried everything no everything's not right yeah you cried over a beetle in a game yeah

I'm concerned it was emotional it says me locking the sims yeah killing the sims I'd probably cry I'm really concerned about you yeah that is true you would cry

but um anyway now that we've learnt that you're emotionally unstable and I'm emotionally dangerous thanks for listening everyone hope you enjoyed

thanks for coming on thanks for having me it's been a great time why didn't we do this every week why didn't we just make it I know this is our podcast now

your name is our names mixed together. Talia. Oh, yeah. Someone tried to call me Leah once. Did they? How did you feel about that? It was weird.

I was like, Leah's a whole different name. You're like, that's a horrible name. Yeah, I was like, ew. Ew, do not call me that. I was like, it's a whole different name. Like, that doesn't work. I've been called Leah several times. Yeah, that's bizarre.

Or people always say, is it Leah or Leah? And I'm like, isn't it obvious, babe? Leah's not a common name how do you spell leia l-e-y-a princess leia would be yeah i think it's all or l-e-i-a l-e-i-a yeah was that leia no that's leia princess leia spelled like that oh maybe i don't know do you know in like four places that i've worked they my nickname's always princess but it's not because of princess leia it's because i'm sport, it's because I'm a sport brat. It's because I'm a princess, actually. Everything I want, I get.

I'm joking. I kind of love that for you. Yeah, I do, I love it for me too. The power of the puss, that's what I say. I sleep with everyone, I'm joking. I don't sleep with everyone. The power of the puss. But sometimes you can get what you want

just because you're a woman. Yeah, that's true. It's true, especially with like weak men. Yeah, it's true, that's weak men yeah it's true that's their fault being weak old restaurant managers i'm like i really want the weekend off okay princess okay princess love you love you okay guys thanks so much for listening i will be back maybe on friday for a bonus episode if i have time i've not been very good at that recently but you know because you listen it's a bonus episode yeah so no pressure but talia listens to them all don't

you i actually do yeah religiously i listened to the ones that came out today three hours in one in one day on the plane it was great do you not get sick of me no do i have any like sayings that i always say? Your sayings are? What's that say? And also I always say, do you know what I mean? And I sound really unintelligent. And I say, like, like, like, like. And I swear every two words.

I don't know. You don't really swear. Do you? I swear a lot more off camera. Do you? Yeah, it's like a natural thing to curb it. Oh, not me. I'm really good at not swearing around Jake's mum

because she didn't like it. I feel like once you, like if you don't mind doing it on camera, then you won't stop. Whereas like I, at the beginning I didn't swear at all on camera. I didn't say anything. I was really PG.

Now I'm not. But like it's still a weird habit for me to break. Yeah. It's like swearing in front of your mum. It's like, oh. Do you swear in front of your mum? Oh, see my mom's from east london like she's cockney gal nice my dad does he's from south london oh yeah my dad's from

tottenham oh do your family like uh oh jake's an arsenal supporter really yeah not that i'm not i'm not i actually support west ham oh i don't really like football though do you like football i used to love it you should go to an arsenal game i've got great idea you should go and watch arsenal anyway thanks guys see you whenever i see you whenever i can be bothered thanks talia for coming on thank you talia talia wait no no no, no. Sorry. Thank you, everybody. Three, two, one. Bye.

Bye. Bye.