Leah on the Line - 3: Interrogating my boyfriend and male friend & does bodycount matter?!

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Welcome back honeys! Today I sat down with my boyfriend and his best friend to pick the male brain. Let's just say I officially hate men! The weekly debate this week: does the amount of sexual partners someone's had put you off? The boys gave us their side and I sat there, 2 against 1, trying to fight for the girls! Hope you love it and come back next week for another ep! Be sure to be following @leahontheline on Instagram to get involved or send your thoughts/dilemmas to [e-mail]. Love you!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

it's getting closer to midnight i try to get closer to you hello everybody welcome back to the podcast all right no that was it that was the intro yeah today as you may be able to hear i have some guests do you want to introduce yourselves or should i introduce you please introduce us no introduce yourselves don't you hate ones okay right you can do what you get made to do in in auditions and drama school right not that i ever went to drama school but you have to say your name where you're from and an interesting fact about yourself blimey take it away jake hi i'll start

i'm jake i'm from london and no you're not what you're not from london where the fuck do i live where are you i was born in haywood's heath what do you want i i went to school in ashington no okay okay whatever whatever whatever name jake boys and my girlfriend is leah on the line that's my interesting fact no what's your interesting fact come on that's it i'm not an interesting person darling you put me on the spot you've got an interesting fact you're very interesting why don't you give me that's more interesting than a lot of people could say. Yeah, true. Yeah?

Yeah, I'll take that. Is that going to be your fact? That's my fact. All right. Fabio? Hi, ladies. Hi, Fabio. I'm single.

My name's Fabio. I'm single. I'm ready to mingle. So drop me a number in the DMs. No, I'm joking. I'm going to put that to the TikTok. What do you want? Fabio? Where are you from? I'm from Helsham. But we all lives. No, I'm joking. What do you want again? What do you want? Fabio, where are you from?

I'm from Helsham. But we all live in London now, by the way. Yeah. And my special fact. Our postcode is... I'm kidding. Don't do that. Special fact.

What would you say my special talent is? No, not talent. We all know your talent is fab. I was just trying to work it in, but... If you don't want to hear it, don't worry. A special fact about me. You want to know a special fact about fabs? Interesting fact. Okay.

When I was born, I came out of my mother's vagina. No way. Yeah, that's not even a good bit. That's fucking crazy with a placenta on my head oh gross why were you wearing that? do you know my nephew came out covered in shit

his shit or his mum's shit? his shit, he shit all over himself but my sister shit all over the baby my other sister she gave birth to her daughter and shit all over her and her boyfriend saw it Jake if I was in labour

if I was in labour and I gave birth and I pooed everywhere what would you do? I'd be fucking sick a skank but it probably happens all the time you push so hard that everything just gets loosened up I'd probably feel more comfortable if you did as well yeah I have heard that when you give birth you squeeze so hard that everything just gets loosened up. We both allow to just shit everywhere when you're in labour, isn't it?

I'd probably feel more comfortable if you did as well, yeah. I have heard that when you give birth, you squeeze so hard. Yeah. Shit everywhere. Imagine you're squeezing so hard that your veins are popping out your head. How are you going to not poo? Yeah, true. No, if you shit when you're giving birth, I won't mind.

I won't mind. I wonder if I was pooed on. Have you seen those natural births? You mean a water bath? No, I mean, if you go on YouTube, there's clips where there's women giving birth by the river. And no epidural, whatever it's called, just straight birthing.

Well, that's what they used to do back in... Onto Storm. Do you know, there's people that don't know they're pregnant, they just give birth. There's a programme called I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant. Who done that? Someone we knew had that, didn't they? I knew someone that that was pregnant and she didn't find out till she was eight months pregnant where's it you'd be going out every week that's absolutely crazy i think i told you that

story that's a crazy story she came home she was like i had a baby i was like what on the program i didn't know i was pregnant there's a girl who's tiny. She gets rushed into a, what do they call the petrol stations in America? Gas station. She runs into the gas station. She goes, she's like, excuse me, do you have a bathroom? Do you have a bathroom? And then she goes into the bathroom, gives birth. Didn't even know she was pregnant. Screaming baby comes crawling out of her vagina. Yeah, I don't know how all that pregnancy stuff works. I'd assume that if a girl's pregnant, they just get massive stomach. I didn't assume that some people could not get a massive stomach. Where does that baby go?

Where are you putting it? In your back? In your back? In the booty? I could have a baby in this trunk. Anyway, actually, no, I'll tell that to you personally. I'm not pregnant. Anyway, so we start the podcast with a weekly update i'll start oh wait i didn't

do my interest in fact yeah go on then let me think i don't really have an interest in fact what did i do oh yeah and the weekly update oh oh let's skip that i had an audition today for west end musical yeah yeah all right yeah thank you and i gotta recall so i'll let you know how that goes i was gonna say wish me luck but it'll be too late when you listen to this so it went really well i'm sure, right? Right. Yeah. Right. Woo! What else was going on? I had a, what's it called? A tarot reading. And she basically said that this year's about letting go of something.

So, goodbye, Jake. See you later, darling. What the hell? Don't say that with so much ease. I'm never, ever going to control you to stay. You. If you'd like to leave, you can leave. What the fuck? I don't control you to stay. If you'd like to leave, you can leave. What the fuck?

I don't want you to leave. I have no plans of leaving. You're pressuring me for a leave answer. Shut up. We found out on the last week's podcast that you cheated on me when I was in Miami. How did you find out about that? Because we worked out, me and the girls.

You girls are so smart. Figure everything right out. What do you want to know about that because we worked out me and the girls you girls are so smart figure everything right out do you mean i feel like i'm caught in the middle of a really weird podcast right now moving swiftly on yeah moving swiftly on moving on from the fact that my boyfriend cheated on me um he didn't by the way right what the fuck fab what are we talking about oh my god i'm gonna sleep tonight this is our fucking podcast right get out we're doing this episode they actually are bringing podcasts out aren't you yeah but it's not anywhere near as good as on the line if somebody else bought our podcast called something broadcast called a podcast someone on the line i would could i sue no oh how come but you could be annoyed well you

don't know i would be annoyed why couldn't i sue you don't own the term on the line well how do i own it well you'd have to paint it patent it and do loads of trade you'd have to paint it with loads of different colors you'd have to get a trademark fuck that. Yeah. Jake and Fab are going on a boys holiday. Yeah, we're going on a holiday this weekend. Yeah. So excited about that.

I guess the gist of the week is that we've just been prepping or I've at least been prepping because we're going to Bulgaria on Sunday. Can he wait? That's so weird because I'm actually flying out

to Bulgaria on Sunday. Really? What are you there for? Just seeing a couple of mates. All right. Who are these mates? Sounds like a couple of lads to Just seeing a couple of mates. Oh, right. Who are these mates? Sounds like a couple of lads to me. A couple of boys.

Yeah. Not really sure about that, then. I was just going to stand at the top of the slope. That's a bit strange. What do you do? What do you generally do? Right, serious answer. You're skiing down the slopes.

Skiing, loving life. Woo! Look to your right. It's just me. Skiing. Skiing. What do you do? skiing loving life woo look to your right it's just me skiing what do you do probably just carry on and pretend I didn't see you

probably carry on and pretend I didn't see you don't mention it to Jake that Leah's around somewhere that girl looks like Leah nah she don't can't be anyway let's carry on

what would you do probably just drive off drive drive you drive driving down the mountain. Ski off. Would you? I hope you didn't see me. Would you think she's crazy?

A hundred percent. If you came and stalked me down on my holiday. Do you know there's definitely girls that have done that? Yeah, of course there is. Definitely. I've heard. You know them. They're probably in your messages.

Do you think I'm strange? I stalked my boyfriend on his holiday in Magaluf. Let me know. Send me a message if you've ever stalked your boy on a lad's holiday. I'd be so intrigued. Imagine if you... I bet there's boys that have done it to girls, though, as well.

Oh, yeah. I bet there is. But that was an old TV show, wasn't it? Sun sex and suspicious... Suspicious parents, yeah. You sound like me. Sun sex and suspicious... What would you do if. You sound like me. Sun sex and suspicious... What would you do if you was on holiday

and your parents were spying on you? I'd love it. If I knew, though, I'd just say, Mum, come have a drink with me. Your mum wouldn't dare, would she? No, never. She'd be horrified by the things she'd see. I feel like my mum probably would.

If she didn't have to be on telly, she probably would. What do you think your mum actually thinks she'd get up to? Because she's so lovely and sweet and innocent, bless her defo listens to this thing she's listened to this she just knows that i do my thing like i've always been a very independent person who will just do what i want like she never really knew what i was doing half the time really my mum knows everything about me no it's different though between a son and a mum is your mum see i feel like my mum thinks that she knows yeah that's lad thing, do you reckon? I actually would probably say it's a lad thing.

Yeah. Because I think a girl and her mum will always have conversations and talk about stuff whereas a guy will just say something to his mum

just so she doesn't just to make her happy, you know? That is true. Yeah. Just keep her quiet. So what you're telling me is you keep secrets from your mum?

Not just our mum. I don't keep secrets. I just don't say the things. Just all women in general. I just don't need to say the things to my mom i don't deliberately keep it as a secret um whose turn is it for a weekly update wait you didn't even give us a weekly update yeah so we were even snowboarding yeah we were in uh hemel hempstead snowing and skiing and that's where um afterlife set is it in it didn't i say that no day hemel hempstead i thought that was milton keynes but i don't know i thought i said hemel hempstead and you was like that's not near maybe you did yeah because she was trying to tell me i went she went oh it's where you're from

and hemel hempstead where are you from hayward teeth that's it yeah there's a lot of like double barrel hh names in there. Big up Hayward Heath. Or just a lot of places that begin with H. Your area all sound the same. Halsham, Horsham. Horam. Upper Dicker, Lower Dicker.

Don't forget about them. Hurstman Zoo. Shout out Horsham. Yeah, it's a real place. Shout out... Storington, Ashington. Yeah, big up Wilden, by the way. Shout out...

Big up Wilden District Council. Wilden District Council. Always doing absolute bits for the community. Yeah. Shout out Drew Sillers. We love Drew Sillers. Yeah it was fun. Yeah we love. I used to go there when I was a kid. And also if you live near Burgess Hill. Did you used to always go as a child? You might have gone to Triangle Leisure Centre. Big up

Triangle Leisure Centre. Yes. My brother. Oh my god. I went to the Triangle Swimming Centre with my dad like every two weeks. That dates were sick. We probably bumped into each other we probably did because i went every weekend when did you guys meet how old were you we were it was as soon as i moved to house i moved at the end of year eight oh quite old yeah too old i met my best friend in year five and we hated each other who's that who is this best friend i told you i don't have any friends

she lives in in yovo i see her every time i go down what's her name though jess jess sweet hi jess how are you lovely to um finally get a chance to speak to you after all these years she is my best friend i see her once a year. To be fair, I've got amazing mates that I could see tomorrow. Jess is the kind of person, they're like, if I killed someone, let's just say, for example, you, I could ring Jess and she'd be like,

okay, what do we, where are we going to put his body? I think Fab might have something to say about it. We do live with Fab. Well, Fab wouldn't know. Would he not? I'd be way too clever. What if I just go missing? Tune in to tune out your conversation sorry what are we talking about if she killed me jake's dead body cheers for killing me by the way it was just an example don't worry

yeah you're not getting killed anytime soon that's good should we get into the weekly debate yeah come on then give us a weekly debate unless have you got a big update on your week jake uh yeah really exciting update on the week uh our dharma treyor is signed for barcelona i'm i'm sure that made sense to someone out there not me it's time for the weekly debate thanks for having us by the way on leo on the line congratulations how does it feel to be my first guest amazing very cheap guess my i had we haven't invoiced you yet yeah don't expect that payment cough up cough cough the commish baby because i need that money all right do you want to know the weekly debate fire okay does the amount of sexual partners someone has had put you off this was your main debate no on yeah this is the debate on the gram yeah yeah you follow the gram okay um right

let's start off by saying i think girls are a lot less like you never really know how many people a girl has slept with as much as a guy, because a guy will always speak about it more, so you can find out. Like, involuntarily, just be like... I just feel like... I mean, involuntarily. I just feel like girls might tell girls how many people they've slept with,

but the girls would never openly tell a guy how many people they've slept with. Yeah, of course we would. Really? Yeah. Oh, girls never told me how many people they've slept with. I have. Darling, I don't want to know.

I don't even listen to your podcast, because I don't like the thought of anyone else ever doing sex with you. Doing sex. Someone sent me a dilemma saying, you said that the thought of how Jake lost his virginity makes your skin crawl. Darling, I can tell you I lost it. Does he listen to the podcast because then he'd hear your story and I said no, he doesn't listen to the podcast.

Do you want me to tell them my story now? No, that's okay. No, actually, yeah, because I would like to know because I didn't know about this. I thought it was fucking... Okay, no, do you know what? Tell us your virginity stories, both of you then. I was 23 years old.

And I met the love of my life. No, I can't, I can't, this is, swear on my life, 100% true, I don't know who I lost my virginity to. Fuck off. I have heard this story. You are full of shit. I genuinely am not lying there, I don't know. Swear on your life. Swear on everything. I cannot remember, it's a complete blur. This. I genuinely am not lying there. I don't know.

Swear on your life. Swear on everything. I cannot remember. It's a complete blur. This is a point in my life where so much shit's happening. That guy's listening to this. Yeah, I don't know. I know that sounds absolutely crazy.

What? Have you got an idea? I don't know. I think it might have been in America. Okay. But then I also think it might have been not in America. I'm getting annoyed.

So I just can't remember how can you not know where you were when you lost your virginity like all of those years leading up to that one moment they obviously were so boring or just really close together and I can't remember

Fab what's yours can't remember what do you want to know I slept with my girlfriend oh yeah you've actually told me that before yeah I was with a girl

quite a good virginity story mine wasn't a girlfriend. I'll put that out there. Me neither. Right. I haven't had many relationships. Me neither. I mean, I only count you and one other.

Christ. I'm glad we met each other later on the line. I'm glad we met each other as well. All right, Fab. You've met this girl. She's absolutely 10-10. So fit. She's so funny.

She's set of attention when she's in the room. Just your cup of tea, yeah? Uh-huh. And then you you're like how many people have you said by the way and she's like um i'm not saying i'm not saying eventually she's like okay 80 yeah it used to go i guess quite a lot but i mean there's more parameters to it like it is it's actually a more complex question than you think yeah well that's why i don't think you can be judged over it because everyone will have a difference anyway look at this look at this we're all we're 25 how old are you i'm 20 23 24 i'm 25 this year so you're 24 and you're 26 24 25 26 we're old enough to have all had sexual partners like someone could have had loads i've got friends who have hundreds really yeah so you see it on telly but i've never actually met someone that's been in the hundreds at least not that from a conversation i've had with anyone it's always a geordie bloke in it

i was just it's always a geordie bloke on like a shitty had loads of funny like worldly like fucking fucking hundreds of funny me-lice. It always is though. It is always the northerners. Yeah, no, you're right. Maybe they're just more hungry. I like northerners. Yeah, maybe. Why?

Maybe they are just more horny. That's all they know how to do. Oh, horny. Yeah, maybe they're just so cold up there. Maybe we should put a poll out there. Do you think people are more horny up north than down south? I wonder. I'm sure there's statistics. There definitely will be.

Of like the highest body counts in the in the uk i'd always ask i wouldn't not that i'd always ask but like if it was a topic of conversation i guess that's why i think there's also a beauty in like dating outside of your your where you live well that's like dating outside of your zone then you meet someone new you kind of fuck all the baggage off that comes with you know don't shit on your own doorstep i think like keep your friends as friends like somebody has said i can personally never understand why someone wants to know this about their partner it's the last thing i'd want to know about mine what about how many partners yes she's like i literally don't want to know because then it's like i'll just judge you from what i see do you know what i mean because you

might have just had a year of being like do you know what i'm just gonna meet loads of people and have a fucking sick time i don't agree with that do you know no i always think it's good to know about someone's past because like what they murdered someone oh yeah but we're talking like sex yeah but you just never know do you know what i mean like what if a girl like fuck was like fucking do you find it attractive if girls do you find it attractive if you meet a girl and she's never been with anyone before? What, virgin? No, not really. Not particularly, but does it bother you?

But would you prefer that? Okay, here's a good one. If you met a girl and you had a choice, if you met a girl and she'd never slept with anyone or she slept with 10 people, what would you prefer? Nah, you want experience, of course. I would definitely pick 10 people as well experience of course i would and i would definitely pick 10 people as well yeah i would i'd much rather skip that awkward stage you know all this

stuff and just much rather without a doubt so that summarizes it doesn't really matter how many sexual partners anyone has somebody sent in can i throw a curve yeah true somebody said can i throw a curve i've got a button yeah come on keep going keep going. We're not even letting Leah on the line speak. Welcome to the Jake and Fab show. Today we've got Leah on the line. No, I have this fear that they're going to be like, you've brought guests on, but you didn't even fucking let them speak.

Right, so she said, what about no body count in the 20s? Does it put you off? Like if you met someone and they were like, I'm a virgin. No, it doesn't at all. I'm just saying like. I'm not being funny.

That puts me off. I'm too scared. You wouldn't ask. Somebody said, it did matter until i met one certain guy let's just say his past is a lot but i love him to bits yeah well there we go some a lot a lot sorry i hit my mic it's okay i always hit my mind a lot of people from a guy's point of view i think there's a lot of guys who just go on a mad fuck boy stage and girls as well people yeah well girls pretty insane but a lot of guys will just sleep with a load of people without there being barely any feelings there and then

they'll meet one person and they'll have to admit that they've just slept with loads of people but they'll they will be absolutely obsessed with that one person like they've met the person a lot of guys will sleep with a load of people and date a load of people to try and find that perfect one and then when they meet that perfect one they'll just be like no more and that's it look i just i love women they're just good you know yeah me too cheers to the girls cheers to women cheers to girls raise it raise your glass to the women listen to this girl this is for you listen to this that's to you girlies love you. Right, should we get into some dilemmas? Yeah, that's right. Thank you. Boys, we're in a podcast. Are we?

All right, yeah, go on. Sorry, sweetheart. Pay attention. Should we get into the dilemmas? How many is there? Just how many we get into, really. All right. Pick some fucking spicy ones.

All right. Actually, no, no, no, no. I'm going to start with some questions for you. So the girls have sent me questions to pick the boy, the male brain. Do you know, they say men are on Mars and women are on Venus. And farts are from Uranus.

Yeah, because it sounds dear. I was literally like, what the fuck? Is that just me that knows that one? No. That's perfect, mate. Anyway, that is also true. But apparently, like, as human. Anyway, that is also true. That's true. But apparently, like, as human beings, we're just not compatible.

Right, I've got a question for you, boys. And you have to answer. I'm going to count down from three, two, one, and you're going to say yes or no, and you cannot think. If you think, I'm taking it as a yes. That doesn't mean yes is the wrong answer. If yes is your answer, say it. And if we disagree, we'll have to debate it between us yeah and feel free to be honest and it doesn't always mean

as badly as it may first sound you are going to be able to explain yourselves all right all right all right leah let's do it then how's your heart rate yeah intense is that the first question no let me just count it really quickly well you're gonna go you're gonna say something and go three two one and we, and we've got to go, yes. Yeah. All right. Wait, yes or no questions? No, just this one.

Okay. Do boys compare their girlfriend to their ex? Three, two, one. No. What, are you serious? Not at all. No, no. And I don't get that as well when people are like,

he has a type or she has a type. Who says that? What do you say that? What do you mean? People are attracted to certain types, but at the end of the day, I think when you get to my age in particular, or even your age, when you're 22 or above, looks start to become nowhere near as important.

Fab's just looked at me. Is he actually saying that? I think someone can be pretty you have to want to look at her so you're telling me that I'm ugly no I think you're beautiful but I would admit your personality is killer so if you let me finish what I'm saying

the older I've got the worse my girlfriend looks look okay yeah you're the ugliest girlfriend I've ever had well yeah but no no that isn't what i'm saying i'm saying you have the best personality ever and the older you get the personality becomes more important this is a thing that is the most insulting thing anyone's ever said to me thank you so much no it's not it's not directed at you it's like a directed at himself and i agree

with this a lot and it's something i've realized probably in the past like year is that like if you find someone that you can connect with that is true like someone who has like whatever you're looking for but like banter or whatever you can kind of like substitute how they look all right next question okay let me see let me let me pick a good one okay this is a good one is post nut clarity real what does that mean i don't know what that means oh so it means like sometimes when you don't know if you like a girl or not you'll have sex with her for the post nut clarity so it's like after you've came you're either like oh my fucking god God, I love her. Like all emotions have just disappeared.

Get off me. I've heard Jake Smith talk about this. Yeah, no, that does happen. And I assume it's probably worse within dating because. Yeah, yeah. It's only within dating. Yeah. But apparently after you've come, it's like, you know, when you've been watching like disgusting

porn and then you came and apparently then you look at the porn and you're like, oh, that's fucking gross no really i've seen so many tiktoks about it you guys are unusual i don't really watch porn ever to be fair you fucking do because what's in the top drawer these drawers here have you just had a look stop looking at my drawers. You've got a whole double drawer and it's just all that's in it is tissues. Stop looking at my drawers. Really? Lube? So basically,

girls, help him out. What, you use lube to wank? No. It's just an old bottle that's been lying around for a while.

Yeah, it's only... Nothing wrong with using a bit of lube. Barely even used, to be honest with you. All right, next question.

I'll go through at least three bottles of lube. Next right, next question. I'll go through at least three bottles of wine. Next question, really. So when you go to the male toilets on a night out, you just get your cocks out in front of each other. Yeah. Do you look at them? No, not in front of each other,

but we just go walk over to your rhinos. Yeah, like you walk up next to someone and just get your fucking knob out and you start pissing next to him. You can't see there. It says your rhinos in between. You can't like see across unless you like look over.

Yeah, like the one at the Euler, there's a big, it's a big open urinal. Yeah, but you don't look at it says urinals in between you can't like see across unless you like yeah like the one at the Euler there's a big it's a big open urinal you don't look at other people's cocks do you not do you know I do

I would do you yeah I do I look at everyone's yeah I'll put it up I've never looked at anyone else's cock in a urinal

really no really never no I look at everyone's yeah I bet they look at yours young old I bet they do as well

but I've never looked at theirs just like out of I want to see all of being intrigued, you know? Okay, what are some of the boys' icks about girls? Do boys get icks? Nah, do you know what? I've never understood icks.

I don't think boys get icks. I really don't. What do you mean? Maybe I do, but I can't signify it like girls can. What's the definition of icks? Right, so girls, it will be like something minor. Yeah, but that's not an ick that's just like a that's a turn off a general hygiene thing yeah an ick is like for example a an ick

for a girl is like a boy he drops a coin out of his pocket and like runs after it i heard this i heard some girl just let it go some girl yeah said that she she had an ick when a guy bends over to to pick something up off the floor like when he bends over i saw i saw a tiktok it fucking cracked me up and she said that she saw one of her ex-boyfriends climb a ladder and it wobbled and she was like and i just thought oh just fuck off how can you not even climb a fucking ladder and then she was like do you know what i'm into women and it gave her the ick that is what girls get like if you wobble on a ladder it's like grow up can't fucking look at you the only the only ick i would say and this is like a relationship thing but and again this is like only my own personal thing but it's like when a girl is

like too dependent on you yeah but then i don't think that's an ick i think that's just like a turn off because that's something fair like what does it mean it's just like something really normal to do that it's just like it's really unfair that it turns you off but it just does like climbing a ladder dropping a coin like jumping up and down at a concert jumping up and down at a concert a normal human up and down at a concert, that's true. A normal human behaviour that's just like, no, I will never look at you the same. You're disgusting. I don't know if I've got any of those.

I don't think boys get it. So basically, girls, we're fucking amazing, is what you're telling us. I've never sat down with my mates at the pub and gone, this ick really annoys me. If that's what we're saying. That is my next question. Do boys talk about their partners much

when they're out with the lads and what gets said? So you're at the pub with the boys. Yeah. Are you going, oh my God, Leah is so annoying. Or Leah is so amazing.

Not really. I think guys are more inclined to talk about a girl that they're not with. Yeah, true. Not girlfriends. Yeah. But if you're dating someone more inclined to talk about a girl that they're not with. Yeah, true. Not girlfriends. Yeah. But if you're dating someone, do you talk about them?

Yeah. What do you say? Yeah. It depends if it's good or bad, you know? Well, both. Give me an example. Okay, we're all the lads in the pub right now. You've just been out on a date with someone.

Yeah. Do you come and tell the boys about it? Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Really? Yeah, 100%. Oh. 100%. They deserve to know. someone yeah do you come and tell the boys about it of course yeah really yeah 100 oh 100 so if they deserve to know if you had sex with a girl do you tell the boys and you give details i'm sure you probably you'd probably only tell if it was good i imagine really and even if it's bad you'll

make it sound good i thought you'd say oh my god i sat with this girl last night and it was fucking awful because girls do girls like oh my god it's horrendous and they tell girls tell each other every minor detail really everything so that kind of worries me now a little bit oh yeah do you send each other nudes of of the girls not of each other wouldn't send them but i'd show them really yeah yeah yeah have you ever seen my nudes yeah what no you haven't i mean no i mean no i've seen me naked i've told you i have no you haven't yeah all right admittedly he's seen one when i was scrolling through my phone trying to share my photos at an house and it scrolled straight past what was it but he's only seen it on the tiny little if it's my camera roll when i'm scrolling through your snatch really you haven't got a photo of my vagina i'm joking he hasn't you

should probably cut all of this bit why okay don't go is this what you talk about earlier on the line of course it is no yeah no only when i've scrolled through a photo so you've seen my vagina yeah wow okay i think we only have time for one dilemma, so sorry about that. But I will read them next week, don't panic. All right, I'm picking this one because it's literally titled, I need advice from the guys, please.

Okay, we're here and we're here to help. Okay. I'd like to know what a guy thinks of a situation I had recently. I went on a few dates with a guy. All was going well even stayed around his one night we didn't see each other over christmas for obvious reasons but made plans to see each other the following weekend the whole week leading up to that weekend we were

speaking as normal facetiming talking about what we might get up to at the weekend etc i'm really good at sensing when someone's off with me but there were seriously no signs he was the one that said without me asking that he likes how things are going and wants to keep seeing me then one day out the blue he messages me and he says he doesn't see it going anywhere and doesn't want to keep seeing me i asked what had changed and he said that the classic it's me not you i'm sure that there must have been another reason behind it but i didn't feel i could push to know what that was because it was such early days but someone else dating someone i don't think he was still seeing an ex or anything like that because his most recent ex was well over a year ago just curious to know if either of the

guys have ever been in a situation like this and what it's me not you might actually mean i think as horrible as it sounds yeah that's what i said i think okay i know what guys are like so i'm imagining it throw on you you have done this to someone else what like been seeing them and then just message them out the blue being like it's not working yeah met someone else you're dating do you know the situation i'm talking about more than one person do you know the situation i'm talking about yeah and was that because you met someone else yeah Yeah. Right. I think a guy is rarely talking to just one girl at once.

Really? No, but I think every girl should do that. That's a major fun fact. In the early days. Every girl does that anyway. Every girl has loads of guys in their DMs that no one can talk to. But they've been talking all leading up to the week. They're meant to see each other on the weekends.

If he's been filling up with completely false promises from the outset, there's an apology which needs to come from his end at some point without a doubt but i do believe that he probably if it's suddenly cut off and he's all of a sudden like i don't see it going anywhere then he's even met someone else decided you just don't like them like you said you can sleep with a girl and then be like you know what it just wasn't there my personal opinion is it was fake the whole time i think if you take sex out the equation and just say sex is a normal thing yeah but they weren't having sex they were just texting and facetiming and stuff they were planning to meet i thought they i thought they stayed brown and yeah one she said i stayed at his once

we live in a world mention if they had sex or not we live in a world where you you can see like the hottest girls or the hottest guys on instagram like thousands of them do you know i mean like it's not like before when you didn't have phones and if you found a girl she was like the prettiest girl in town you're gonna pursue that yeah as much you can like you can see the most beautiful women are the most good-looking guys in the world on your phone so like you can get distracted so easily you could be chirpsping a girl for a month and then all of a sudden out of nowhere bosh 10 out of 10 comes along and she's interested you're gonna you're gonna check it out you're gonna you're gonna check it you're gonna see what's going on and

if it's better than what you're already doing i've actually never done that that was a lie when i've just been put off whenever i've said that yeah but i think that's the ick maybe you got the ick yeah i just got the ick i just got put off i was when i think back to it what you're saying about specifically sometimes you're trying to convince yourself yeah that's what i do i try and convince myself there's a reason but really cleanliness is a is a big thing i think um you have to be upset you have to like be like utterly obsessed with someone in the beginning to want to make it quite toxic we're not obsessed but you have to be like oh my god like i want to make this person mine because she is unbelievable all right have we got time for one more dilemma jake yeah oh what the fuck right this one says hey babes

basically my boyfriend still has pictures with him and all his exes in his snapchat memories i want him to delete them but don't want him to think it's a big deal also he keeps telling me his type is short blondes with big asses when i'm literally nearly six foot tall all right all right yeah is there more fucked it is there more yeah he's absolutely fucked it it hurts me and i don't fucked it. It hurts me and I don't know how to bring it up. What do you suggest? I was gonna...

Let's tackle this in two parts. Let's tackle this in two parts. Let's go with the first part. X's in the Snapchat. First part, honestly, I will 100% agree with everything that's wrong with that.

Because I... No, you can scroll back. To be fair, I've got memories of my X's. You can scroll back through my archives or anything. I just don't delete it. Yeah, I do.

It's just there. It doesn't bother't delete it. It's just there. It doesn't bother me about it. It's just there. I don't look at it and think, oh, I missed that. I'm just not going to spend the time to go back and delete it. I don't care enough to go back through my social media to delete stuff. 100% the same as me. I don't even think about it.

Because I don't think about it, I wouldn't even think it's there. I think if he went back and deleted it, it's like, God, do you actually care that much? Maybe the IG feed. Maybe you could like, you know. Oh, IG feed, 100 feed maybe you could like you know oh ig yeah archive some instagram yeah yeah yeah yeah but like and uh just to answer the second part of the question i feel like maybe he's making her um jealous by saying his type is completely different yeah the type thing is a joke to be honest the type thing and also if you're if you're completely

the opposite to his type and you're still with him then do you know what I think he knows exactly what he's doing and he's trying to make you feel shit so that you depend on him

for your confidence and he's a c**t there you go I do is that what we're doing Lea on the line yeah I'll admit I don't like that

I don't like the thought of a girl coming in and going he's trying to knock down your confidence so that your validation comes from him you only feel good about yourself when he makes you feel good about yourself because his type is fucking five foot blondes of a massive ass and you're six foot you know exactly what he's doing he's not fucking stupid i agree with you

that i think it's completely out of order but i'm gonna take the guy's side for five percent and just say was it said once as a joke that has gone out of hand i'm sure she said he keeps saying because i feel like it's the kind of thing a guy could say once he also keeps telling me oh well if he said it once then maybe it's a joke like trying to make her jealous like six foot five maybe trying to make her jealous maybe his ex was that maybe he's deliberately doing it maybe it's a really toxic thing that's just horrible to do to someone. He's not a nice guy. Do you know what? I think break up with him. I think fucking break up with him. Prick, mate.

There you go. Bye. Later. Bye. If you turn around and said to me, to be fair, my type is like six foot blondes, I'd be like, well, fuck off then. Because I'm five foot three brunette. I would.

I'd be like, okay. If you said it once. Babe, you're my type to the T. You are living, breathing, female version of me. And I'm obsessed with that. You only five foot three? Yeah. Tiny.

Tiny. Small can fit into your pocket. Can't I? I do go in your pocket everywhere you go. She's coming for me. What would you do if Jake turned around and was like, I think Leah's going to come for me. I, what would you do if Jake turned around and was like, I think Leah's going to come to Bulgaria. I wouldn't go.

You're a horrible... Only because I know what we're going to go up to when you're not there. Somebody sent in a dilemma that was like, my boyfriend's going away with all his friends and they all cheat on their girlfriends and they're all horrible, lying little pricks. That's you, Fab. I've never cheated on a girl in my life.

I've never cheated on anyone either. Yeah, but you're going to be in Bulgaria and you're going to be like, cheat on Leah, Jake. No, no, no. Let's make one thing clear. Yeah, no, no. Of course I am. And he're going to be in Bulgaria and you're going to be like, cheat on Leah, Jake. Cheat on Leah. No, no, no. Let's make one thing clear. Yeah, no, no. Of course I am.

And he will have to prove his loyalty to you by not doing anything. One thing we'll make clear to everyone watching the podcast is the boys giving the advice right now are two people that would never cheat and have never cheated on anyone. So the advice you will get

is from very validated, normal men. Like we're not fuck boys. So, moral of the podcast is if anyone likes a bit of fab i we i would like a new flatmate aka fabio bocker on instagram yes if you think me and you would get on if you find him like reasonably attractive like do you know what i mean anyway let's wrap up the air yeah thank you very much for having us being on leah on the line be honest i didn't expect it to be so honest and to the point but i guess that's why well you haven't listened fab has actually listened to my podcast i've never

listened to your podcast i won't even listen to this one i think i've loved it thank you i hope they want us back we can answer more no they're not coming back girls don't you worry it's just me and you next week back to us back to the safe space no i want to come on again oh my god yeah i want to come again we'll do separate ones next time you can come on and we'll do like a dating thing with fab how about that do the dating yeah do what when people call in yeah we can set up some phone calls some facetimes i can screen record so i can still get on the screen for tiktok i'm down that's a great idea for it yeah all right girls let me know if you're interested we're interested we're interested okay guys thanks so much for listening thank you so much for listening it's been amazing

thanks for coming on boys you've been fantastic been very very wise very mature grown men thank you for having us and i hope you've made the women feel better about themselves and not want to cry if you cry during this podcast blame the boys all right love you so much see you next week for another love you