Leah on the Line - 54: Q&A, Mr & Mrs and our icks about each other... feat. MY BOYFRIEND! (Part 2)

Episode Date: February 7, 2023

Hey besties! Well in PART TWO of the boyfriend episode, we did a fun little Q&A to answer all of your questions, played a game of Mr & Mrs and told you all our ICKS about each other! I hope you loved this episode, we had so much fun recording it! Thank you so much to every single one of you for listening and supporting LOTL, it means the world. As always send in your confessions/dilemmas to [e-mail]. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

hello everyone welcome back to part two hello of the episode with jamie russo the one and only the one and only jamie russo you are not the one and only i'm not that is what we've learned but there is only one of me there's only one you in my eyes baby that's right so this part is gonna be fun we're doing a little q a so questions about us and also questions just for jamie anything you guys wanted to know advice on about guys i'll give my best go again yeah um we're gonna do a little mr and mrs around and we're gonna do our ics about each other can't wait i feel like we should kick it off with the questions yeah yeah don't'm excited i'm excited for you guys to know a little bit more about us and our relationship yeah i am you know okay first question what makes

you both sure that you're each other's person don't kick it off no you kick it off hon for me um well i'm 26 yeah are you gonna say because somebody sent me one of you guys sent me a bloody tiktok the other day and i literally sent you a voice like me screaming because he sent me a tiktok and it said men marry the woman that is in front of him at the time that he is ready to marry not true i don't i did i disagreed with that tiktok anyway okay i don't be hearing i remember hearing it no i'm 26 i've obviously you know experienced quite a lot in life so far um and i wasn't looking for anybody i wasn't looking to get in a relationship i was happy on my own well i wouldn't say happy i just i was very fine being single i wasn't trying to look for anybody then little lear came along lear lear lear came along and well you were like talking to people

and dating yeah i was talking to people like you were not really i wasn't really i wasn't dating wow i wasn't dating you are i wasn't going on no you weren't meeting up with people but you was talking to girls but that's what you do when you're single right so leah just completely took me by surprise she was someone who if you could ask me what what my dream woman would be and i know that sounds so like red flag but it's true i don't think that sounds like a red flag she just woman would be and i know that sounds so like a red flag but it's true i don't think that sounds like a red flag she just she would fit everything i've ever wanted and more so like i can't let that pass me and it was just i'm perfect you are perfect no honestly it was just how did you know i was the one that's what she's asked so how i knew she was the one was

the connection we had straight away would you agree the connection was just crazy and there was other things in our way that just stopped us but that just made me want it more but also our connection just continued to develop which kind of made it hard to ignore and then it was just i very quickly. I was the first person to, I'd say, realise. Well, for me, it's because you just was everything I've never had from a boyfriend. You're also everything I've never had from a girlfriend, but I haven't had much experience in that field. My last relationship was five years prior,

and it was not a very nice one, but it doesn't mean that I regret any of it. It's just more experience and when i'm when i met leah she gave me everything and more of what i actually wanted which is trying to what i was trying to get out earlier so i guess there is no answer we we don't know there's not one answer no but aside from the fact she's absolutely unbelievable to look at oh and in bed and in bed she knows she is she's she blows my mind she's the best stop stop stop stop for me i was just i knew what i deserved and i was just like i'm not settling for the bare minimum i need someone that is going to give me

all five love languages make me feel beautiful make me feel like the only girl in the world make me support me in everything i do allow me to still be an independent woman and you did all them things and i love that about you and you're fit as fuck so i was like i set eyes on him and i was like that's the man i'm gonna marry this is the thing even if he's a dickhead i'm fortunate enough to have someone who i'm so sexually attracted to attracted to in every single way and have everything else i want and i think that's how you do now i think just making people want to be sick now i think yeah i think whatever it is but no just honestly she's she's one of a kind and she's my person for me so

i love you i love you oh i already hate us in this episode we'll argue in a minute don't worry we'll get into our ricks in a minute don't worry yeah i'm gonna argue in a minute okay um what did he think when leah slid into into his dms brave and like ugly brave no no brave because like she's brave messaging me you could state that no it wasn't it wasn't that kind of it's just like you know usually i would traditionally say oh the man would slide in yeah yeah so i was like all right this absolute rockets in my dms what the hell but she don't believe me until this very very day that i do not get dms notifications because when they're

going to request they don't show up all the time yeah they don't genuinely don't but it was 2 a.m round 2 a.m and i got this dm and i was like that name just sounds unreal because it obviously you only see a name at first yeah it says leo levain wants to send you a message yeah so i was just like all right clicked on it and little did i know that this unreal person next to me right now would be still with me right now isn't that so weird to think when i just sent that message like i just sent it on a whim it was on a whim and i like now that conversation we had on on that night was just didn't want it to end it was one of them where we was joking like instantly like

can't believe i met my soulmate i can't believe we're gonna have kids yeah i can't believe we're gonna get married yeah and look at us look at us who would have thought it not me no i thought it was brave and do you know what go get what you want like i'd have done the same if i'd have seen her but i hadn't seen her prior to that so okay do you want to know how many people your partner has slept with or is ignorance bliss no i want to know i want to know but i don't need to know a little bit of details because i'm an overthinker all right leah knows this i don't think i asked you until ages in yeah you did later on yeah but i didn't ask you till later on i think it's just a conversation where you do have that that them questions but you have an idea i just like to know it's literally that conversation where you do have that that them questions but you have an idea

i just like to know it's literally that simple i think i think you should know and honestly it shouldn't define a person as long as they're honest and it wouldn't have bothered me if it was more than what it is okay what's your favorite thing to do together there's so many things that's really hard um for me i i love our like sounds so old but like our nights in where we are just together either cooking it mainly cooking i do like cooking together yeah and chilling and just having a nice like cup of tea sounds so daft but mine's like the little things like my like the same as you like my favorite thing to do is literally just do nothing together yeah and recently more recently we do do this you know not all the time because i don't think there's time to do it but we just

a late night chats in bed yeah we're just last night we're just chatting about random shit we do most nights really yeah we do but like we do like we'll watch a series or we'll go to bed and like we do things together and i think this is so important in a couple that just don't change so like this there's a routine yeah you can go out of that routine but like it's just nice to know that when we get into bed it's our time well yours is when you get home from work yeah that's me and you time it's me and you time and i think you should always have time for each other yeah because that's one thing i like about us one thing about me is like what i want from my relationship is that safety net yeah you take away my anxiety whatever's been weighing heavy on me that day it's lighter when you come home

that's that's what i like to do with you just be around you and like enjoy your company even if we're going cinema going shopping yeah and we do everything watching a series yeah um okay i feel like this is just gonna end up more sickening ask jamie what his favorite things about you are the list better be long she says it is long and you'd be here for a very long time. But for me, the eyes... If we're talking about appearance, I'll start with appearance. Her eyes, literally unbelievable. Change colour in different lighting.

Could look at her forever. Yeah, I've got mood eyes. She does, honestly. I go green when I'm jealous. No. Red when I'm angry. No, the thing is, she literally looks stunning at every moment of every day. I go green when I'm jealous. No. Red when I'm angry. No, the thing is,

she literally looks stunning at every moment of every day. And I wouldn't even need that. Like, I'd understand what she literally does. Her smile, the way that her eyes go when she smiles. Okay, babe, we're just going to make people... We're going to go really bad here. You can tell me all these things.

But her body is insane. There's not one imperfection on that goddamn body okay what about the things you she says your favorite things about me so so not just actually her as a person right she's ambitious she's so ambitious but she actually knows how to if she doesn't know she will make sure that she does know how to get there. She's resilient. She doesn't stop. Like literally, she will not take no for an answer in the good way. Not like, you know, she'll accept defeat. But at the same time, she will just not stop until she knows that she's got that.

She doesn't let anything bother her from actual work and normal life. So she will make sure she keeps going on. So like, let's say she's having a bad day.'ll make sure she does this podcast yeah right so there's things like that that is just so admirable as a person let alone my girlfriend and she inspires me in that sense um she's she's just a healthy person to be around she's got her own issues but she makes sure you're okay oh that's such a nice thing to say about someone it's true oh i love me she puts herself above other people i'm kidding she does she puts herself above other people and she'll always try and make someone feel comfortable like looking at leah you know what she's looks like she's absolutely stunning a lot

of people can have preconceptions but i'm telling you once you get to know leah she's such an addictive personality she's such an uh like i always say to her she's got something about her that is addictive and i know that everyone who like gets to know her would love to get to know her i just don't think anyone could could dislike her that's just my honest opinion so there's so much i could say my favorite things about you are that you are like um i don't know what the word is a looker after her what is the word daddy daddy one of them yeah like you always he always makes sure my water bottles fall he'll do all the like make sure the bed's made make sure the do i need anything on his way home from work washes up like just always make sure i've got everything i need like if i'm if i'm going up to bed and i've forgotten something he will and i'm like oh fuck i need

my makeup wipes he'll literally just run downstairs and get them i don't need to be like please can you get them for me he'll just run and get them or he'll check like is your water bottle full like that is one of my favorite things i never ever ever had it so it's just it's so nice because you don't realize how how much it makes you feel loved i just want to make sure it's a definitely a love thing like i love you and i want to care after like care and look after you yeah but it more just like, I want to make your life easier. Yeah. I know you've got a lot on and I want to make sure that anything I can do, I'll do it.

Because at the beginning, I was like, he's doing the whole, I'm obsessed with you. I just want you to fall in love with me. And I was like, this ain't going to fucking last. Like, give it six months, I'll be filling up my own fucking water bowl. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. But he has been so consistent, if not just improves with how much he looks after me because i've learned your routine i've learned what you actually like me to do and i learned what like what makes your life easier you're just

someone that you just want to make sure everyone else is all right not not just me my family my mom like you always just want everyone to make sure they've got what they need whether it's like a cup of tea or something from the shop or whatever like you're just you look after people and i love that about you because i've never seen it so it's just nice no i like that i like i like looking after you it's it's not it's not that it's like oh he looks after me bare minimum no one's ever looked after me it's more like the little things like filling up my water bottle like that is major to me yeah it's personal all those little things yeah it's personal to you like i say our major i've learned like what you actually like me to do

they just mean a lot and it's funny because my love language is not acts of service no but for some reason it means so much yeah no i love it i do i do i do love doing i love that you always touch me because my physical physical touch is my love language and quality time yeah definitely so yeah you're just a really not just a really nice boyfriend but just a really nice person no i agree you've got a really good heart what i would say about you you're a nice person and it's not just about you as my girlfriend like i just love having you in my life i'm glad that you are my girlfriend aren't we sweet we are sweet i'm sorry we are gonna argue i promise yeah we are gonna argue i promise

yeah we'll give you some tea in a minute guys okay so let's stop being all soppy because it's just getting annoying i bet let's get some questions for you about men okay okay it says do you get bored of women sometimes yeah so like do do boyfriends get bored of their girlfriends yeah but like again this goes down to like not trying to make it all about leah and me but like i do think that i do think that like you can get bored of the no that's probably wrong to say i think people can get bored in relationship i've heard i think girls can get bored yeah i've seen the tiktok and it's actually so true that some girls fall out of love with a partner while they're in it and then have to redo it on purpose oh no i mean like you know when you girls will be able to understand this when you know you don't want to

be with someone you know they treat you like a piece of shit you will stay with them because you can feel yourself falling out of love you will stay with them until you are out of love because then it's easy to leave yeah no that's yeah so checking out yeah i get all that but i've actually heard that some women will be like i'm not really attracted to him anymore but then it comes back i don't know that might be the spark or whatever it is but i don't think sparks usually come back but it does happen basically going back to what i say like it can happen boredom can happen but like just keep resilient and if you're talking about some something to do yourself i just guys can get bored i think guys can get bored probably more easily than girls especially in a deep relationship okay next

question is it normal for a guy to tell you he's dating other people and wants to keep you as an option so i think that's very respectable thing to do what are you joking no no no it depends on what kind of context you know i want to keep you as an option no not keep you as an option no that sounds wrong but like basically you mean be honest about the be honest about the fact that you're seeing other people and that's not something that a majority of men do they'll bullshit you um and i have done the same i'm just gonna hold my hands up but basically you need to be honest about your situation i think the way you put it and say oh i'm keeping you as an option that's not okay rude so i won't be an option i would just be saying look in the

context of i've been speaking to other people by the way and i'm really serious about you that's fine but if it's i just want to keep you as an option no not acceptable is it true that men know within the first few minutes of meeting whether you're a girlfriend or just a shag yeah i kind of agree yeah i think you can pick up it's very i think you can change your mind you can change your mind down the line in the wrong way in the wrong way you can meet someone thinking they're gonna be just a shag and then end up thinking actually i really like that's what i was about to say so like initially you will know and then that might change to no i don't actually

think you're right for me but in initial attraction initial connection yeah 100 because i don't think a guy would really pursue a woman unless i thought all them things somebody says can you talk about men after a breakup do they come back yeah you reckon yeah i do um for numerous reasons and i think we've covered kind of yeah i feel like we did cover one but like I think when they realise you've gone and they've not replaced you that can be one reason the list is endless but yeah they do come back definitely somebody says if a man says

they don't love you anymore after years do you think they mean it or are they avoiding avoiding what I'm not sure like avoiding maybe the real reason they don't want to be i think for someone to say i don't love you anymore it's a massive statement that's like a statement it is a statement saying you're a prick but basically it that's massive and i think yeah for someone

to just take the piss with that is not okay but it could be that he's wanting a reaction and that's also toxic i don't know but i would say nine times out of ten that is like irreversible damage it's irreversible damage it's like one of the things even if it's said in in just in an argument yeah i don't think you say it for a reaction because you surely you know the damage this statement is going to cause i cannot come back from yeah but also guys are very stupid right and it's correct and it could be like in an argument they're just so done i don't even love you anymore do you know i mean and that's not okay that would never come out of my mouth even if i didn't because it's such a hurtful thing to say but that could have been the reason but it's like

one out of ten compared to a nine out of ten he actually doesn't love you anymore it could be a case of he thinks the grass might be greener because you showed me this um it was from a podcast i don't remember what the podcast was but they said like the reason guys cheat is because you could have a well he obviously hasn't cheated on you but he might have this could relate in some way he could be with you and you could offer him 90 of what he wants and needs right then he meets this girl who has got that other 10 yeah yeah and he's like oh my god i'm obsessed about constant thinking about her she's got that thing that my girlfriend doesn't have she's got the 10 i miss him and you don't know that she hasn't got that other 90 well yeah yeah carry on oh yeah you that's it was that it i'm just gonna give an example well

i was gonna say like then they end up second off their girlfriend going for this new girl and then you realize she's only got that 10 yeah that's it and it's so easy it's it makes a lot of sense the way they put it so it could just be down to the fact of like it's so unfair it is so unfair but it's it does happen so he might be saying he doesn't love you because you're missing someone's got the 10 you don't have yeah he might have seen it somewhere else but he doesn't realize she's only got the 10 she hasn't got the 90 that you've got yeah you could give him everything else but it's just one thing and it works for men and women i think all right yeah yeah yeah i was just going to say an example okay go on for example if i didn't

compliment you and then some guy complimented you on a night out and was like my god but you are unbelievable and she and leah's out and she's like oh my god my boyfriend don't compliment me he's all i want yeah bang okay let's move on to mr and m let's do it shall we do some Mr and Mrs let's do it okay so we're gonna do questions it's gonna be a

3-2-1 countdown and you're either gonna say me or you okay and we have to agree we have to get these right we have to get it

right but I think the audience probably wants us to get it wrong because of everything that we've been saying well you never know okay number one

question okay are you counting down on me you count down I can do the. Okay, number one question. Okay. Are you counting down on me? You count down. I can do the countdown. Yeah. Okay, number one.

Right. Who is the moodiest? Three, two, one. Me. You. Correct. Next question. Who is the most romantic?

Three, two, one. Me. Two out of two. Who is the most bothered about their looks? Three, two, one. You. Liar! It's you.

You are. I am. I'd say you're more bothered than me. Oh my God, Leah. Because I go through phases of getting upset, but most of, okay, not most of the time. I go through phases of getting upset but most of okay not most of the time i go through phases of getting upset about it if we're talking about phases what do you mean phases you get more phases no i just i just don't think much of myself yeah that's so crazy to me but that's just a constant it doesn't really bother me too much i'm just like oh it's

what it is isn't it it does bother you it does bother me at times yeah especially when i've got a girlfriend looking like that. You're way too good looking for me. Not true. That was the most uninspiring way to talk about yourself. As a girl on a podcast, I should not be saying them things. No, you shouldn't because you're literally way better than me. Yeah, because that makes me a big hypocrite.

Honestly, we won't even go on that topic. Sorry about my cough, by the way guys really annoying yeah hey it's a nick oh wow okay we'll forget about that okay who is most likely to be late three two one me yeah depends on what father if it was my police job never okay whatever who gets their way the most three two one me who is the most competitive three two one me oh even that's a fucking competition is it i am i'm competitive who has the worst morning breath? 3, 2, 1 You No I don't

Leah you stink Fuck off I wear aligners Okay Exactly If you know you know So just agree with me No

I can smell it hums across the room Fuck you I'm joking I'll sleep in another room No you won't No I'm joking You will Your morning breath doesn't ever bother me

Who is the first to say sorry three two one me so easy yeah but it's not even that you're quick at saying sorry it's just that i'm never in the wrong you just never say sorry leah because i'm never sorry for anything because i'm never in the wrong never sorry for her actions you're listening to her i'm kidding i'm kidding guys okay who farts more three two one you but this is like it's quite hard to say because obviously my farts are louder yeah because i wear thongs so they just go yeah literally it's one of them or one of them but honestly if you know you know honestly if you actually

had the truth here I can guarantee Leah will fart more but I just wouldn't actually know about it she's admitted to me numerous occasions when you're cuddled up to me spooning on the sofa whatever it may be I'm farting on your leg am i that's what you said to

me oh yeah don't act all confused yeah but they don't smell i know you're like the thing you're shit don't they actually don't smell but they do sometimes sometimes stories. Who is the horniest? Three, two, one. Me. Stunning. We did well. We did do well. Ten questions. What did we get?

Probably seven out of ten. Seven or something like that. Okay, let's get into the good shit. What is it now? It's Ix time, baby. Oh, shit. It's time for some Ix, and I'm ready to unload. Okay.

I'm ready to unload my load onto your face. I'm ready to unload my load onto you. Okay. So, number one. I'll start. Go for it. I'm ready to unload my load onto your face I'm ready to unload my load okay so number one I'll start go for it you're so anti-England

just because you're a little bit Italian right so we'll watch the Euros I mean the World Cup and he's like I don't support England I don't support

at least not even in the World Cup honey I don't support England I'm Italian I'm Italian we get it you don't get it though you actually don't support england i'm italian i'm italian we get it you don't get it you actually don't he's so proud to be italian and you know what i love that because i love that you're italian i think it's so amazing but you don't have to be so anti-england you're english as well i'm two percent english you ain't i've had my ancestry back your mom's english i'm two percent literally bloodline two percent anyway let me explain

growing up in italian they don't get to explain none jake and gone growing up in italian household it was literally you support italy or you're not living here yeah so i've had to it's just like this football's different okay we'll leave it at that right ick number one when she tells me how to drive when she doesn't drive herself I don't do that I literally don't do that yes you do

how give an example like literally say oh mate slow down you're driving like this you need to drive like this no I always make sure you're going at the

speed limit I always drive at speed limit I'm talking about other things well yeah when you slam the brakes on and it makes you feel sick i'm going like this oh it's just it's every there's no need he like his speed up to a red light we're not it's not going anywhere like don't worry fuck you okay next one this is about driving actually this is one of my favorites so we'll be driving well you'll be driving and there'll be someone speeding or i'll have like a dodgy number plate or like his back light's gone do you know what he says oh no i'll be pulling him i'll be pulling him

it's so annoying we get it used to be a copper mate i'd be pulling him if It's so annoying. We get it. He used to be a cop, I'm eight. I'd be pulling him. If he's speeding, I'd be pulling him. Don't do that. He's like, we get it, honey. He's in the lead. Policeman. Blue light, blue light. I put my blue light on.

I'd be blue lighting him. It's true though, you know. It number two. Right, we're watching a film. Yeah, or a... it's true though you know yeah yeah go on um it number two right we're watching a film yeah or a series or whatever it is and someone does something funny

and then she replicates it with her face I was doing this what right listen listen oh and I don't look at her and I'm saying what was that

and she's like never mind right it's so annoying Kay I'm watching a film no I'll say something like, oh my God, he was actually just like this. And then I'll make her like a funny face. And he won't look at me. And then I'm pissed off because then I'll go, okay then.

And then he'll be like, no, sorry, sorry, do it again. And I'm like, I'm not going to do the face again. That's just embarrassing. I'm not going to be like. Yeah, but I'm stubborn. But I'm telling you, there's not been one occasion where I've got her to do it again. No, because it's not funny anymore.

I'm not going to make a silly face on demand, am I? The moment's gone, love. We're watching a film. I don't want to miss the film or series or whatever we're watching. Imagine you said to someone, Oh my God, did you see him? He just went like this. Pulled an ugly face.

And then I don't look. And then I go, oh, sorry, what? Do the face again? You're going to just pull the ugly face? No! There's not one time that I wouldn't do that. I'm a performing monkey for you. That is the biggest load of rubbish.

Literally, if you told me to do something, I'd do it. I'd jump off a cliff. Do you know what I mean? Well, no one's asking you to do that. No, but what I'm saying is, if you said do it again, I'm like, all right. You're just like, nah. It's just rude. and then she goes in a little mood about it as well it's not even like the fact that she won't do it again she'll go in a mood about it so annoying so i'm like stop doing it then and then i won't be in a mood it's literally that simple yeah but it's literally

if you're not gonna do it again fine but don't go in a mood about she's there like this no because it annoys me because people like this do it do it babe yeah babe just do it again fine but don't go in a mood about she's there like this no because it annoys me because it was like this do it do it babe yeah babe just do it again yeah because i want to see do it again babe i'm not gonna do it again the moment's gone oh my god do it again okay next one you don't get sarcasm at all no at all right so like, say he like wolfed his dinner down really, really quickly. He's eating his dinner really quick and I'll go, fucking hell, babe, did you drop it? And he'll go, no. I don't think you actually dropped it on the floor.

And he'll be like, no, I ate it. And I'm like, yeah, okay. No, but sometimes I do get it. But in certain situations, I actually just think literally, yeah. No, I do agree, but not all the time. Yeah. Not all the time. It just makes you laugh.

Yeah, no, I do agree with that. That's actually, yeah. Okay, your turn. Ick number three, right? We're kissing, and this is something- Oh, I know what it's going to be. It's that stupid beard. No.

Oh, sorry. That is another one, though. Okay. So we're kissing. There's two kissing ones. The first kissing one is we're kissing there's two kissing ones the first kissing one is we're kissing all of a sudden she'll just go what burp yeah and then in your mouth i lean away and burp no over time so the first time she did it it was like oh be a bit respectful whatever blew away

and then now it's more like, don't really care about blowing it away too much and just goes back to kissing. That is the biggest load of crap. Sometimes you burp nearly in my mouth. Stupid little mouth. You're burping mouth. I've never burped in your mouth.

Not in my mouth. It might as well be. You literally fart in my face. I can smell what you've had for dinner. You literally cut your farts and put them in my face. That is a lie. I'm not a scab. I don't do that. I'm can smell what you've had for dinner. You literally cut your farts and put them in my face. That is a lie. I'm not a scab. I don't do that.

I've literally just made that up. I know you have. But you've never done that. I don't do that. But this isn't a moral story. She literally, I can smell her burp, yeah, of what she's had from breakfast. No, okay. I burp completely away from him and he goes.

Yeah, I do do that. I start sniffing my burp. Because you know what? You've just got to have it. You've just got to do it. So fucking get over it. Charge it. Charge it. away from him and he goes yeah i'm sniffing my butt because you know what you just gotta just gotta have it just gotta do it fucking get over it charge it charge it george i made myself charge it you make no fucking sense when you wake up in the morning that's true it drives me mental it's so annoying like when he speaks like you'll be like he will he'll be trying to say like should i go down and make us some coffees right and what will come out is like

it's true and i'll be like what are you saying i just get louder yeah and it's so it's really weird because it's like your brain hasn't started working yet. Yeah, it hasn't started properly. But it's funny. It's quite cute, but it's so annoying. For some reason, it first thing in the morning really grinds on my dick. Like, it really bothers me. Fuck, yeah. It's true. It is true.

I even annoy myself because I'm trying to speak. Yeah, it must be so annoying for you. It's not like I've got a problem. No. It's just literally, I'm like, I know what I'm saying, but she's not hearing it. It's like you're sleep talking. Yeah, I'm like, I what i'm saying it's like you're talking yeah i'm like getting coffee your turn um that is the last one the next one oh no when i'm kissing her

so i'm there right her language is her love language is physical touch you know affection all that stuff all the rest of it's mine as well we We're cuddling. Put you in a little scenario here. So like whether that be in bed, we're naked or like she's got a t-shirt on, whatever it is. I kiss her on the back or kiss it anywhere on her body and it's like, ah, ah, ah, right? That beard is like a thousand million needles. Have you seen this beard?

It's like little tiny needles. I haven't even finished. St stabbing me in the face. So even when I kiss her face, literally, it's like she's repulsed. No, I love kissing you. I love kissing you. I can't help it. It's like if I stabbed you with a needle, your all-mic reflex would go. Yeah, I'm telling you now, right?

She's not a pussy. She can literally man most things, I'd say. You should fill my period. Yeah, I was about to say she gets some serious periods it's a reflex if i poked you in the face no honestly it's like who is this girl because she literally just pulls away and she's like don't take it personally i love kissing i'll take it personally it hurts i can't help it so there i am trimming my beard on a day-to-day basis oh stop it trying

to moisturize oh trying to do all of these things he's honestly he's trying to get you all by the balls but he's chatting shit right now it's not by the balls it's the genuine truth okay i've got one more you pop your spots with my tweezers yeah you do you do. Don't think I don't know. I've seen it happen. And every time I go to tweeze my eyebrows, all I think is there is pus

all over these fucking tweezers. I wipe them. You better do. I do wipe them. Makes me feel sick. You know how much of a clean thing I am. Also, also,

that's another issue I have of that eye. Pop your spots. Yeah, you do. But not my face. And sometimes it's in ingrown hair. So like, you know, that's why I get the tweezers. I've seen it.

Because I'm shaving so much. Just can't make me happy, can you? Can't. Just can't do anything right. No, I think you're an amazing person. I think you're so great. Okay, I think we can wrap up part two now. Yeah, sounds good to me. Okay, everyone, let's wrap up part two now yeah sounds good to me okay everyone let's wrap up

the episode okay everyone thank you so much if you listened to part one and part two thank you thanks for reaching all this way it's a long time you've spent chatting to us today or maybe you've watched it i mean listened to it over a couple of days speaking of watching remember to check out the clips on tiktok and instagram the tiktok clips will be on my personal at leo levain so follow me and you can follow my gorgeous boyfriend jamie at j jamie m russo on all social media platforms um and the instagram is at leo on the line baby remember the cups are coming are you gonna get a cup? You promise? I've already said I'll promise.

There's a few options. There's a few different designs that we've come up with. I'm so excited. It won't take long either. Like, she's ordered all the stuff to get it. She's sent me the designs. Like, we've both, well, she's really worked hard on it, but she's just so talented and amazing.

But we've both made sure that we love them. Literally. I've been seeing the designs as well. They look class. We're just voicing them in. They look so good. She's just so talented and amazing. But we've both made sure that we love them. Literally. I've been seeing the designs as well. They look class. We're just voicing it in. They look so good. She's insane. So, yeah.

I'll definitely be on the line. I'll give you all the info once it's set in stone. But it's definitely happening. Yeah, it's exciting. So I'm really excited, guys. I can't wait. I can't wait to show you all. I can't wait to see you all drinking out of the cup.

Yeah, I want to see that as well. Yeah. Imagine in the summer as well, like walking on your hot girl walks with your Leo on the line cup. It's only around the corner all drinking out of the cup. Yeah, I want to see that as well. Yeah. Imagine in the summer as well, like walking on your hot girl walks with your Leo on the 9 cup. It's only around the corner. Take it to the gym. I'll take mine to the gym, 100%. I'll be taking mine to the gym.

Watch me. Yeah, you better. Yeah, I will. I'll be filling up with that magic water. Yeah. You get the flavoured water at Pure. I do, yeah. I don't like it.

If you go to Pure Gym, you know, right, you know the flavoured water machines that you can get. To me, it tastes like when you have water in a bottle that used to have squash in like it just tastes shit no it's quite it's like an empty drink it sounds yeah way of explaining it but it i don't know i just feel a bit more prestigious you know you feel like one of the big lads in the gym going to the fruity water machine just drinking my coconut water it's not actually coconut water because that would be vile yeah i hate coconut water it smells like farts it's fucking horrible i wish i liked it though so beneficial oh no the hiccups have started

remember i always used to get hiccups on the pod you always get them day to day that is literally a day-to-day occurrence by the way people like it's not just for the pod do you reckon there could be a problem with my diaphragm i don't have a clue what it could be it's a spasm in your diaphragm and i get it like five times a day i reckon maybe it's just when you're like talking for a long period or whatever yeah sometimes i wake up with them though you're talking you sleep you're laughing you sleep i do laugh in my sleep literally honestly i know we're wrapping i need to hold my breath so can you just talk for a bit yeah so anyway i know we're wrapping up the episode, but like,

I think it's about a week ago. I woke up about three o'clock in the morning to her laughing. Like literally it wasn't even, I thought she was awake and I was like, is she on TikTok? Whatever she's doing. Don't know what the hell she's doing, but she's laughing.

And then she started just chatting rubbish, like some sort of gibberish. And I realized realised she was asleep but she confessed to me in the morning that she does that quite a lot laughs in her sleep all the time how long was I holding my breath then? I reckon I can hold my breath for ages

yeah well also we've been watching this programme well we haven't been watching this programme it came on after Love Island yeah you've got to rap a whole verse or however long of a song. Start a song. With one breath.

And see how long you can do without breathing. I'd get to end of Super Bass. Super Bass, easy. Honestly, she did well last night. It was like,

she got like 40 seconds out and the average on that program was about 20 seconds. 25 was the top, wasn't it? Yeah, you were just smashing it. Anyway,

we love you guys. Thank you so much for listening. What episode should I do on Friday? I don't know. was the top yeah wasn't it yeah you you just smashing it anyway we love you guys thank you so much for listening what episode should i do on friday i don't know give me something you always she always asks me this but it's always you guys who inspire yeah like you guys call the shots around her not him yeah definitely it's not me like i'll suggest something she's like yeah and i never see it you've got some really good ideas for this podcast to be fair yeah you really have i do try and over the time i don't want to press too much because it's not my actual pod but like it's just nice to have a little bit of an input and interest in what she's doing but no thank you guys for having me on thanks for coming on yeah i'm sure they've loved having

you on it's been a pleasure and i promise i might sound boring he's really paranoid about sounding boring but i think it's because i the way i sound is like whoa so like next to me you but you're actually normal like you actually sound normal but when i'm with leah on my own i do come out of whatever it is but not like i'm not a tom you're just such a lovely person it's just a yorkshire thing we sound very monotone so i apologize if i've come across that yeah that's lovely do you know what i always knew i was going to end up with a northerner yeah you did actually i always know that's one thing she said even on the first night i think you said that you went oh my god i realized you're not from america because she thought it was from america i thought it was

american from his tick tock and then i scrolled down to find the only talking video on his tick tock from yorkshire from yorkshire and i and i thought and she was like i just knew it i just knew it i wonder if our kids will have a bit of your accent no they'll take the piss out of my accent you've seen that i love that little kid yeah um and he said miley molly and tommy i've had their baby yeah but molly and tommy tommy's northern molly's southern isn't she you're my tommy you're my molly and i never wanna lose this love never gonna wake up oh we did it sick thank you guys unbelievable what do we think of the name bambi guys i just can't imagine like a 50 year old bambi it right we were discussing this as well because we went to the cinema the

other day random but we were just like oh because this is when it got announced bambi fury just sounds odd doesn't it but we didn't know she's bambi may as you know yeah if it's a molly may bambi may she's done the double barrow because that one sounds too bad barrel but i don't think she has no bambi fury bambi fury it's like a nice really really soft name with a fury yeah do you know what i mean yeah it's one of them it's like but it is a really cute name like it's like a nice really really soft name with a Fury yeah Bambi Fury do you know what I mean yeah it's one of them it's like

but it is a really cute name like it's so cute I just can't imagine it on an older person but then I suppose it would just be wouldn't it fair enough to her though

yeah you know what I mean she wanted that name she can do what she wants it's her child yeah as long as she and Tommy have a beautiful

happy healthy baby. Wishing happiness and love for everyone. Listen, it's a cute name. There's some worse names out there. Oh, there's some worse ones, yeah. Yeah. And Jamie.

I hate it. Jamie? I actually hate my name. What? What's wrong with your name? Well, Jamie Russo, yeah. I love your last name. I can't wait to take it.

I can't wait for you to take it either. But, like, it's just, I don't know. Could have at least given me some sort of italian or different english name yeah true and even like your dad's italian name marco they made it english mark mark yeah no when they put it as your middle name they could have done jamie marco russo and that would sound better wouldn't it but obviously they just wanted to punish me. God knows why. It's because you're British as fuck. 2%. Well, there you go, everybody. Thank you so much for listening.

I will speak to you on Friday. I'm really excited even though I don't know what it's going to be. Let me know if you want Jamie back on the pod. Would you come back on? Of course I would. I'd be on every week if you let me. I hope you found his opinions helpful. I certainly do. Yeah, now now listen even behind some of the uh dilemmas that you come in with me and leah debate them all the time yeah yeah

and we disagree at times yeah we definitely do but we also agree on a hell of a lot all right then guys i hope you all have the best week um stay tuned for the cups other exciting bits that i don't know when are going to happen but hopefully they they still will and i love you be safe out there if you're getting drunk this week don't text your ex text me instead and i'll see you on tuesday for a brand new episode all right i love you Bye. Bye.