Leah on the Line - Bonus 36: It's QUIZ TIME baby!

Episode Date: March 24, 2023

Hey gorgeous! In this episode we brought the boyfriend on to give us all a fun quiz to do together. With questions like "what percentage of long distance relationships work out?" I feel like this was so interesting and so much fun! I hope you all enjoyed this, make sure to let me know how you did! Thank you so so much for all the love and support, you are the best friends ever!! As always send in your confessions/dilemmas to [e-mail]. Love you! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Hi, everyone. Welcome back to a brand new episode of Lear on the Line. Happy Friday. Happy Friday, everyone. Hope you've all had an amazing week. We have a fun episode today, something we've never done before here at Lear on the Line. So I wanted to do something fun and something that we could all do together. So I went to a pub quiz the other day. I can't remember if I actually told you, but we actually won. Yeah, my dad's pretty smart. I will say he can take credit for 90% of our answers, but I did get a couple of questions right. See if you guys know this one. Who originally wrote Whitney Houston's And I Will Always Love You? Give you a couple of seconds to think up your answer. The answer is Dolly Parton. And I already knew that.

So I think the reason we won is down to me and that singular question. But anyway, hope you're all doing really well. I miss you so much. So anyway, having actually said the thing we're going to do today is a quiz. I thought you guys could just be like at the gym or in the car, maybe alone or with your boy or with your bestie, whoever. And we're going to do a quiz. So I'm bringing my boyfriend on, which I will introduce shortly. I'm bringing the boyfriend. He has put together a quiz for all of us. It's not going to be like, what's the capital city of France? It's not going to be like a general knowledge quiz. It's going to be a bit like, you know, a movie night when they get the text and it's like, what percentage of men have a penis bigger than five inches? Do you know what I mean? It's going to be a little bit more relevant to

you on the line than your general knowledge quiz. Do you know what I mean it's going to be a little bit more relevant to you on the line than your general knowledge quiz do you know what i mean honey so i'm really excited i feel like this is a fun idea i also think i would genuinely enjoy listeners especially like if i was on a long drive with the boy do you know what i mean so tally up your scores guys and send me dms at the end of this episode of what you got out of i don't know how many questions he's got together, but you guys let me know your scores and we will see who was the reigning champion of Lear on the Line quiz 2023. Okay, guys, I love you so much.

I hope you've all had the most amazing week. And let's get into the episode. Thank you so much for listening to Lear on the Line. Remember to leave a rating on Apple Podcasts and Spotify and hit the notification bell. You can send in your confessions and dilemmas to learontheline at gmail.com and follow me on socials at learontheline and at learovane to see visual clips of the podcast. I love you, enjoy the episode. Okay, everyone, introducing, you have all met him before,

but if you didn't listen, this is Jamie. Hello, everyone. Hello, everyone. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. He's turned into me. Sorry about that Oh hello. Oh hello he's turned into me sorry about that. I feel like he actually has turned into me. I think I have haven't I? You you do copy like the weird um like what's it called when you do. Monorism not monorism is it? Yeah you know like the inflections. Yeah we're gonna keep going round in circles yeah you know what i mean anyway you've put together a nice little juicy quiz for us and the listeners haven't you i have i have i'm excited i'm excited um i've just been set a task by miss leela vane yeah and um you've done a very good job he's put a lot of work into this honestly he has been thinking this through for the last like two three hours yeah i've been i've been set a couple of yeah things to do and um i've gone away and tried to find some obscure things

obscure yeah i'm feeling smart you're feeling pretty smart have you learned a lot from putting this together honestly there's some disgusting things out there but yeah seriously yeah but i don't know if it's that disgusting i've got to keep it a little bit you know it's lear on the line it is lear on the line but you know that's what we want over here there's some stuff in here judgment honestly i've it's some good education in here really yes okay besties are you ready hit us with the first question then honey okay so these are split into categories everyone got quiz name get your quiz name what's ours my yours oh yeah yeah you're the quiz master i'll be big batty girl big batty gal good evening gal i think i think a chicken needs seasoning right well yeah so anyway

the percentage is round okay so the answer is a percentage so it's percentage it's a multiple choice question oh yeah i like multiple choice so here we go first one everyone ready what percentage of tinder users use the app to boost confidence oh i think that's high is it a 33 b 62 or c 45 i'm going 62 100 please lock in your answers everyone lock him in guys what do you guys think the answer is c 45 and that's actually quite high though isn't it off i hate being wrong no but think about it like tinder users yeah because i know a lot of people as soon as they come out relationships they don't even want a relationship it's more just like i just need to know people fancy me because i've been out of the game for a while yeah obviously i've never been on a dating app

and i know leah has and she said the exact same thing yeah mine was mine was mine was a lot for confidence but not like the sole reason it was also just to be like what is out there on the market yeah you went you went on dating apps so never ever been on it so i don't understand i would never have known but I get it I get why you might go on there for confidence and it looks like quite a high percentage

yeah I totally get it do it so yeah yeah okay that shocked me that one did you get the answer right there not a strong start for me no

so what was the answer the answer was 45% C 45% that's still high I'd say it is high considering like you know people have I should have thought that one

through a bit more people have a bit through a bit more people have a bit of a bad idea about tinder auditing out sometimes don't yeah that is true all right hit us with question two then next one what percentage of long distance relationships work out oh go on a 48 this is gonna be crushing for anyone in a relationship right now if it's not i mean long distance relationship if it's not a good percentage 60 c 26 i'll repeat it yeah go on a 48 c no b 60 i can't do my alphabet and c 26 sorry i literally went listen you have to say that again stop looking at me she's looking at me she's she's looking at me she's so attracted to me um what percentage of long distance relationships work out a 48 b 60 c 26 oh do

you know what i actually i hate to admit if i think it's low what's your answer i think it's low and i hate to admit that. Because they do work. We're long distance. We were. We were. Not anymore. Not anymore. Can't get any fucking distance from you.

Can't get enough. You're everywhere I look. Oh my God. I don't want to say C, but I'm going to lock in C. 26%? No, actually. I'm going to go the 40-something percent. I'm only taking first answers i'm afraid oh so it's c to leave everyone that's how much faith she has in us eh no i'm joking it's

actually the right answer is 60 percent of long distance relationships oh i'm so relieved to everyone in a long distance relationship do you know do you want to know my reasoning for that go on because i think about like all the all the things that come with a long distance relationship like let's talk about the first thing it's like cheating yeah only pricks would do that but you gotta you gotta admit it does happen it does happen and also the like meeting other people and like spending your time with other people yeah but then also you lose your connection yeah that's true but then i think the ones that do work out so long distance this is what i've always thought right you've got to really like the person for it to work out in the end 100% agree yeah but you've

also got to learn about them yeah also that's such a good point like if you can if you can survive the long distance part of your relationship you are a solid couple like i literally i think if you can make it through a long distance phase you'll you love each other so much like you're solid mate and then so i'm really relieved for that one yeah exactly oh what relief guys what relief we're not even long distance but i'm just more i've just got more faith and love yeah love is strong love yeah love that for everyone in a long distance relationship good for you guys next question number three i hope you're all uh not cheating by the way oh god here we go this one's relevant to cheating oh god guys what percentage of men cheat oh fucking hundred mate

is it a eight percent nope b 38 nope or c 20 oh b i actually think a lot of men cheat although to be fair i don't know so if you think about it 20 yeah that's one in five men oh okay yeah that's that's high um i want to go yeah but how many people in this fucking survey are going yeah i cheated that's true that is true. This is a survey. Okay. So it could be lies. Could you repeat the answers, please?

So what percentage of men cheat? Is it A, 8%, B, 38%, or C, 20? A, 38, or 20. Oh, God. Let's go. Let's have a bit of faith. Let's go A, 8%, hun. She's have a bit of faith. Let's go A. 8% hun. She's doing so

well so far. She's got all of them wrong. It's C. 20% of men. Fucking pricks. One in five men cheat. What the heck? I hope you're the other four. I am the other four. I wouldn't dare cheat on you. I'd lose my legs.

No, I wouldn't dare. What percentage of women cheat is next? Zero. That's not, that's unfortunate. And it goes. So, A, 14%. B, 21%. Or C, 27%. I think 14%.

Actually, no, let's hear them again. So, what percentage of women cheat? Bearing in mind, men was 20%. Yeah, I'm is it a 14 b 21 or c 27 and what was the answer to men 20 20 women ain't higher darling no way it's got b a so you're saying a yeah you are correct yeah i knew men cheated more than women because i looked this up when i did the cheating episode it's only by six percent but that's quite a lot if you look at a large population yeah well it's because women are better still cheat um anyway not us not you no none of us none of the leo and the actually to be fair we've read the confession i've seen

some of them we've read these dilemmas but that's okay anyway right this one is not a percentage this is the only percentage one that's not a percentage one brilliant what's it doing in the percentage category then quiz master no because it's just a multiple choice okay beautiful one right okay so on average what is the amount of doing this by the way this is really fun although i'm shit you got one right out of four okay on average what is the amount of text sent to a long distance partner in a week oh in a week is it a three thousand throw something in the works there before you read out the go for it it depends what kind of texter you are if you are i'm gonna get my paragraph out in one or if you do what i do where i'll text like

you'll never guess what next message would be like was in town today yeah next message saw this girl yeah next message yeah that's already like that's true in one story and when me and you it was like that we we do message each other like my one message i'd be like babe yeah the next message would be like guess what can i just say right whenever she goes actually no babe's not so bad but it does give you a little bit of anxiety but if she just starts a text with jamie i'm like oh my god my fucking best mate texted me the other day i can't remember what she was like i need to talk to you no she went can i ask you something oh god i was like fuck the absolute shits that sends up me and then it was literally something really minor i think

i can't remember what it was but it was really minor and i literally replied i was like jess first things first ever fucking send me that message again yeah i have anxiety honestly it does give you anxiety can i ask you something right imagine if i was like what have i done what have i done yeah imagine i messaged you going later you'd be like oh shit what's he gonna come at me with now oh awful what's he gonna come at me with now yeah oh awful what's he gonna come up what's wrong with him right sorry i interrupted go on so yeah on average what is the amount of text sent to a long distance partner in a week but you are right this is an average okay so not is it a 3549 b 343 or c 1027 i'm so bad at maths okay let's go day at a time so but the thing is i know it's on average but some couples will be like hi babe hope you have

a lovely day like call me later and they'll have phone calls yeah some couples will text every second of the day some couples will be like text you in the morning text you when i finish work some people don't take and this might sound crazy but some people don't text in a full day like they'll just repeat the answers sorry my p brain can't comprehend no problem honestly you guys will have probably had the answer in the first time i've mentioned it but obviously you know i wonder how you guys are all doing we'll see on average what is the amount of text sent to a long distance partner in a week is it a 3549 what does that work out a day can you divide that by seven jesus sorry i'm not the best

mathematician do you know it took me eight attempts to get my maths gcse c grade yeah that's 507 texts a day okay all right that's from one person it's not back and forth that's this is how many times how many times i would text you yeah or vice versa definitely not that that's a lot right and then 343 is the second one. Okay, a week. Yeah, and that's just under 50 a day. Okay, that's doable, I'd say. And then C is 1027, which is 146 a day.

Okay, I'm going B. B? Yeah. Correct. Yes, come on! So B, 343 in an average week. Okay, pretty healthy, I'd say. That's pretty good. That's nice.

Pretty good. Okay, everyone. Next one. What percentage of work employees are open to workplace romances? That's high. Is it A, 27%? B, 14%? Or C, 31%? is it a 27 b 14 or c 31 there's not much difference between 27 and 31 this isn't an easy quiz this is my quiz all right

oh okay so i think i know a lot of people who have had a little work filling yeah but i can imagine a lot of people like what's that saying don't work don't shit on your own doorstep no no don't mix business with pleasure yeah but don't shit on your own doorstep either yeah it's like what you know that's not what you do for me i'm definitely one of them i've never had a workplace relationship or fling or right okay i i'm gonna go 27 that's correct i'm fucking smashing it but i put in brackets here as well think about it it's one in four employees so let's say you've got you know old jane over there on the tills yep you've got bob the cleaner yeah you've got your manager sounds like a cleaner to

me do you know i mean and it's one you know like and then you've got someone else like henry on the on the shelf i think the reason i think it is because i've had a lot of dilemmas where there's a work relationship yeah god it's so popular i mean sometimes you're spending more time there than you are at home so well yeah you do yeah so a lot of time you spend with I get it but it's just sorry for all you people out there who might be worried about that kind of thing what you mean about cheating yeah it's just not nice is it yeah I know what you mean but you know okay it's a good little one isn't it it's actually not as high as I thought it would be I'm not gonna lie because yeah i would say that quite a few people do you do hear about it a lot yeah but the only

reason i went a bit low is because i i've worked in a lot of different workplaces because i get the ump and quit same but not because i don't like the work but because like the managers have been shit but anyway i haven't worked in anywhere where there's been a work relationship so like i've never witnessed it myself i've not been in a workplace where i'm like oh james and cara are together yeah i've never witnessed it so i thought let me go a bit lower but i know it happens it does happen and i don't know you see so much flirting in the work yeah so that's maybe it's just a thought it's not actually happening yeah honey right okay next one number seven for all of those for all of those counting anyone got their pen and paper writing these down i bet someone's got six out of six

right now yeah i bet someone else got them all right you fucking legend legend love you right next one what percentage of 22 to 29 year olds have that's me too have no savings at all oh god is it a 29 b 36 or c 53 oh i want to say 53 because listen we all get ourselves in such financial messes when we're like 18 to 22 i say and longer older to be honest 100 especially at uni if anyone goes to uni it's unlikely we were talking about this the other day weren't we it depends because a lot of people's parents that i know a lot of people's parents have made an account for them while they were growing up and putting money in it so they've got their savings but a lot of people i know have savings to be fair i know a lot of people who do and don't so it's a bit of a mix i want to say c so you want to say c yeah

you're correct oh my god i'm the quiz master it's 53 but i just wanted to put that one in there you know for anyone who's like worried about where they're at. Yeah. You know what I mean? It's hard. It's 50-50. And that's just no savings at all. Yeah, because I think, especially when I was younger,

I would always compare my financial situation to people around me. Because when I was at uni, there were so many students where like their parents were paying their rent for them, which like, if you can, amazing. Yeah, great. Or like their parents had a savings account for them or their grandparents. And like I came from a working class family like you did. I never had that.

And I always felt like, shit, you've got such like a head start more than I have. Like I'm going to have to fucking figure this out. And I don't know how to do it. Still don't. I'm 25. Do you know what? I was falling asleep and I was like really panicking, thinking I'm 26 a few months like four or five months yeah what the fuck am i doing but then i kept saying to myself like that's like i'm 30 in like four years and think about where i was

four years ago i was how old was i four years ago 21 21 i was literally living in my auntie's studio in London, doing a show, like, not getting paid for it. You've just got to think. Working some bar job that I did really like, but did not have anything figured out. Yeah. So it's like, and things have changed massively in four years. Not that I'm, like, in an amazing position, but I'm definitely not where I was. So I think if that can change in four years, imagine what can change four years from now. Yeah, I agree massively.

Like, I've got mates who've you know bought houses i've got mates who don't have anything and it's just my twin brother's just bought a house yeah with his girlfriend that he's been with like almost 10 years yeah so he's got everything going right for him we're twins so i'm like oh yeah what happened but it's just more it's just more like it does just laugh like chris jenner then i like that laugh i like that laugh but no i just think it's just nice to put in perspective that it doesn't matter where you are yeah only half of us pretty much yeah it's like 50 50 and that's with no savings and that's like complete zero there's people who are in debt yeah you know there's people who might have 50 pound in their account on the flip side i've never ever been one than people that's like complete zero there's people who are in debt yeah you know there's people who might have 50 pound in their account on the flip side i've never ever been one than people that's

like oh like your parents put savings away for you like oh my god that's an amazing thing yeah i'm in a position where i can do that for my kids 100 i'll be doing that 100 yeah that's amazing for them and it was never like a oh fuck like you've got this and i haven't it was more like a shit like how am i to figure it out? Yeah, exactly. And I'm very much like that. I want to be able to figure it out for my kids. But at the same time, I want them to figure it out a little bit like me as well.

Yeah. Because you've got to get somewhere. Yeah, there's pros and cons to, like, having it and not having it in there. Yeah, it's a balance. But we'll all figure it out, guys. Right, moving on. Sorry for that. The quiz masters.

Honestly, on that note actually when i put up a story saying what you guys want on the friday episode one of you guys said um an episode about money advice and like finances and savings tips i was like i am not this bitch like i am not the bitch to be sat here giving you financial advice please do you know what it is that you could but at the same time it's whether you follow it or not we could all give good advice i could give great advice i know exactly how to save i can tell you what not to do yeah i can tell you what not to do but i'm gonna go do it anyway yeah not to catch me first but like it's one of them in it where you know how to save money i think a lot of people know how i'm so bad at saving money i don't want to i just want to spend it as

soon as i get it i'm like what can i buy it as soon as i get it i'm like what can i buy literally as soon as i get paid i'm like oh all the things i can buy you're either that kind of person or you're like fantastic i've got a nice sum of money here let me put a good portion of it away not me all i would say is just enjoy yourself make sure that you do what makes you feel good if you're not someone that is concerned about saving then there's absolutely nothing wrong with that as long as you worry too much you know what you're doing fuck it fuck anyone else right guys love you all love you we said love you all at the same time oh my god oh my god oh my god next question next one number eight it's a bit of a minging one actually is it what percentage of people wash their hands after using the toilet?

Is it A, 19%, B, 52%, or C, 64%? I say 64%, I think. Because I think, like, at home, I feel like it's the place where someone might not. Do you know what I mean? Yeah. Turns out we're talking a a piss this is just a generic just after the toilet use i've got a question for you do you flush after having a wee oh my god do you know how many times molly and tommy had a youtube video out and he dropped during it saying like she won't flush after having a wee. But I was told that you don't always have to flush after having a wee because you're saving water.

Yeah, but as a guy, yeah, we have this. And I've not got this like big stinky yellow piss in the toilet. I'm a very hydrated girl. Does your nose work? Huh? Does your nose work at does your nose work not really i do think i've got a deviant septum oh god i've got hiccups but anyway we saw that video and i was like oh my god it's not just you yeah and all the comments because someone clipped on tiktok and all

the comments was like i don't always flush after having a wee but you know what it is though right it's not just the wee obviously in a public toilet i'm flushing yeah but it's not just the way obviously in a public toilet yeah but it's not just the way oh yeah but you come you come upstairs you go to the toilet and i'm going to have a wee there's already piss in the toilet and there's just like this hydrated yellow piss uh anyway let me get to the point there's toilet roll all the way down it looks like you put the toilet roll in and carried on pissing like it's just yellow that's not me then could be anyone probably one of the kids there's a number of women the kids come around here isn't there at times yeah this house can go from like being really relaxing just the three of us or like everyone's round and it's chaos too sure it could be the kids my nephew's had a poo in the toilet and not

flushed it he's had a shit you had a shit in the toilet disgusting you know what is so funny right my nephew frankie he's free free yeah how old was he when you met him too too so as soon as jamie met him like he just was like you i love you i choose you like my best friend yeah like he was just obsessed with jamie and then now even now he's still obsessed with him and like i'll ask him for a cuddle and he'll say no i want to cuddle jamie or like i'll say am i your friend then he goes no just jamie like okay it's like he's trying to hurt people literally he has a vengeance out for me but anyway as soon as jamie met him he would be like on the toilet and literally go upstairs for a poo and then he'd go

jamie i done a poo and he would want jamie to wipe his ass and my sister my sister went to him once like she went upstairs to wipe his ass for him and then he was like no i want jamie to do it and then my sister's like jamie don't want to wipe your bum and he's like yes he does he just loves you i do love him i love my little boy so like literally you've known him two days and your wife has asked for him yeah he gets he gets uh accustomed to it and he just expects it now can he not wipe his own ass yet i don't know he hasn't called my name in a while no he hasn't to be fair could be constipated maybe he's figured it out maybe he's figured it out i thought we're just talking about my three-year-old nephew's bowel movements right yeah sorry guys anyway what do you think the percentage of i think it's the highest you're

wrong it's the lowest what it's 19 19 people wash their hands yeah that's not every time but as in like that's when was this survey taken surely 2021 surely not 2021 middle of covid the pandemic i gotta admit i don't wash my hands every time i'm gonna if i have a wee at home i i'm gonna be honest i never wash my hands after having a wee at home the thing is i don't understand it you know why i don't understand it right and i might be really missing out some information here what am i washing off my hands i'm having a wee at home right the only people touching the doors at home are the two people i'm living with i'm not pissing on my hand i'm touching tissue and a door handle and

and the flush button right what am i washing off my hands i don't get it in a public toilet i understand the germs yeah blah blah yeah do you mean get it am i missing something i don't get it what am i washing i don't know i'm not a scientist but i do know it just in my own home it sounds a bit bad doesn't it 19 yeah go wash your hands the only thing is that yours here your your sinks away from the toilet so it's just effort in it it's like in another room so you just think i'll just shake and run yeah for me yeah get yeah yeah you actually have to touch your willy though so you should be washing your hands i do pissy willy yeah no flush yeah go on whatever you are okay next question i'm really annoyed i got that one wrong sorry how many have

you got right about three you're supposed to be counting. Yeah. Because you're still shaking your foot. Sorry. Anyone else's boyfriend do that? Just constantly shaking his foot or shaking his leg. It's so annoying. Do the skanky leg. Right, next one. This is number nine for anyone keeping count.

I hope someone's got them all right so far. Ugly dogly. What percentage of candles sold are bought by women? Oh, I think it's low. I think it's less than 50 is a 96 b 71 c 84 oh it's obviously not less than 50 then do you know why because every male on the planet when it comes to your mom's birthday your sister's birthday you think get a candle i think they're the only times that we buy candles yeah but i don't know how like women do we buy our own candles or they always gifted i thought we always gifted a candle for your birthday or christmas do you know what i'm saying i like the logic but like but then i often do go out and buy

myself a nice candle can Can't deny that. So what's your answer? Let's hear the answers again, please, sir. Is it A, 96%? B. What's the question? Bought by women? Yeah, what percentage of candles sold are bought by women?

Okay. A, 96%. B, 71%. C, 84%. I'm going gonna go 71 wrong I knew it I should have said C it's C innit

it's 96% oh fuck off really yeah that shocked me it's mad innit because I thought boys always just get a candle

for Christmas like get my mum a candle do you know what I mean yeah some boys don't even buy him presents no

my brother goes out the day before. Okay, next one. Mm-hmm. What percentage of online dating users talk to 11 plus people at once? Oh, my God. Is it A? Who's got the time?

It's F, isn't it? Yeah. 11 plus. That's not just 11. That's anything above 11. So that's not just like the odd message that is a conversation that is people 11 people okay what percentage of online dating users talk to 11 plus people at once is it a 11 b 19 or c 9, 19 or 9? Bearing in mind, right, there's about 400,000 people.

I think it might actually, I don't know how many people use it, but there's so many people. I don't think it's that high, to be honest. I don't know. I think when it comes to dating apps, you match on as a people, but how often do you actually talk to anyone? Maybe like three at a time, I'd say. Player.

I'm going to say lowest nine percent yeah it's 19 fucking hell i'm shit drops on c jeremy drops in free please ben oh it's ben in it jeremy where'd i get jeremy from i don't know i always go okay more than my kids at the moment, Jeremy! Yeah, that's where I get it from. I've got... Right, so this is my personal experience of Learite. I've got all these quotes, accents flying around in my head, and I just get them all muddled up. Yeah.

She does say Drop Zone 3, Ben. Drop Zone 3, please, Ben. We're watching... That's my sister's one, that is. She was laughing about it with my mum once. Yeah, it's just... There's all these little ones that just come around. Right, so are you surprised by that one?

11 plus people, 19%. I'm not shocked. That's a lot though, isn't it? It's a lot of people, yeah, but I get it. You're dating, do you know what I mean? True. Next one, number 11. What percentage of men have a penis size over 7 inches is it a 29 sorry 29 did you say

what did you say i said i don't think that's high a 29 b 15 c 8 29 15 or 8 over five over five inches over 7 inches 5 is I think the average yeah I think 5 is around the average maybe 5 and a half or something over 7 I don't think that's very high I think they like to tell people that

okay percentages again sorry I can't retain information 29 15 or 8 29 15 or 8 i think eight percent you are so shit what 15 yeah that's crazy 15 only 15 so what i suggest to you ladies get the rulers out get the tape measures get that toolbox out and get some fucking facts

because I came here for a shootout wankers like a western what are you going to do with that bake me a fucking cake is that a rolling pin do it

bake me a fucking cake what is it oh that was quite good quite impressed with that is that a fucking rolling pin what are you going to do with thataked me a fucking cake. What is it? Oh, that was quite good. I'm quite impressed with that. Is that a fucking rolling pin? What are you going to do with that? Baked me a cake? You should hear him trying to do a Southern accent.

For some reason, it's just so bad. Like, you can't do it. That wasn't bad. Although, you have started to, like, copy my accent, haven't you? Yeah, but I can do your mum's, won't I? Like, you say no now instead of no. No. Yeah, but now you've started to say no.

Yeah, but that's when we're just messing about. No. That's when we're just messing about that's when we're messing about and no yeah no obviously and i don't say no i say no you're telling me you don't do accents and you don't copy the yorkshire no no i can do what i did there i can do your mum's go on then broke broke broke she she opened the cupboard one morning and apparently the door

just like fell off and she put a sticker on it that just said broke broke don't open broke and she says

instead of window she says winda winda pillar instead of pillow yeah she's got better though now you said yeah I did notice

recently she said window wow open a window water water not water isn't it water Yeah, she's got better though now you said. Yeah, I did notice recently she said window. Wow. Open a window. Water. Water. Not water. Isn't it water? I think my dad would say water.

Nah. Water. My dad's from Tottenham. So he's not London. My mum's East. She's East London girl. East London girl. Next.

What percentage of men have a foot fetish? Oh, high. Is it A, 18%? B, 10%? Or C, 24%? I think that's quite high. I've come across so many people, not like people I've been with,

but just like... You better fucking watch yourself. Even if it's just like friends, people I've worked with, where it comes up and they're like, yeah, I love feet. You hear about it all the time. Love island, love feet, love boots. But do you know what? Even

them percentages aren't high enough for what I hear about it. I'm going C, honey. It's A. What? Apparently. What is it? 18%. Oh, okay, yeah. But, in the same vein, right, it says apparently 53% of people will not admit they've got a fetish.

Ah. So that's the people who have admitted. Do you guys have any kinks and fetishes? Apparently 97% of people do. Do they? Yeah, so you're lying to yourself. Would you say you've got a kink, hun? Yeah, you.

Would you actually say you have? I don't think you have. We spoke about this. Anyway, let's move on from that. Couldn't disclose that one on pod. Okay, moving on. Right, so now we're on to the true and false round. Whoa, true or false, babes?

If you got 12 out of 12 on that last one, give yourself a pat on the back. You are a legend. Legend. Leah's a legend. Yeah, we've got a couple of stickers here waiting for you. Golden star. Leah's going to provide them.

Am I? No. Pink. They'd be pink. True. Right, so true or false? Yeah. Number one.

It only takes up to four minutes to decide whether you like someone or not. True or false? Like them as in fancy them or like them as a friend? Fancy them. Oh, I kind of want to say true but i think you can change your mind yeah that's not the question okay true true is correct yeah get in everyone okay next one when two lovers gaze into each other's eyes for three minutes or more their heart rate synchronize oh that's really cute if that's true what's your answer oh true it's true is it you know what's mad right you know obviously i'm staring to my eyes for three minutes okay one minute catch you guys in three minutes

okay we're back guys our hearts are totally in sync oh my god is your heart rate that slow we didn't go anywhere, did we? No, we didn't really. But yeah, I was just thinking, you know, maths recently. Yeah, they said it to each other's eyes, didn't they? For five minutes to make them do it. What are your guys' thoughts on maths at the moment? Do you want to share your thoughts, babe?

My thoughts on maths? What do you think to Harrison? Prick. He's a prick. Do you think he's a narcissist? A hundred percent. Without a doubt. We don't know well enough to judge. We don't know well enough. But it's a reality show. That he's a narcissist? 100% without a doubt we don't know well enough

to judge we don't know well enough but it's a reality show that's what you've got to remember the lack of care and consideration in that man it's the way he gaslights her

and then says you're gaslighting me do you know what though it's aside from the fact if you don't fancy her don't whatever you know what I mean

he's not got any respect for people oh he just reminded me what about fucking he's not got any respect oh he just reminded me what about fucking what's his face saying you're a good looking girl just not in my eyes yeah what's his name um shan shannon yeah shannon what's what's the other guy what's her name she's so amazing honestly she was just wanting to give her the biggest hug i felt so bad for her there's no reason in any circumstance that ever needs to come out of your mouth.

No, horrible. You never need to tell someone you don't fancy them. No. You never need to. It could have been completely different. He said, I'm not really into you. It could have been anything.

Just anything. He could have been, there's just some shit going on in my head right now. It doesn't have to be. If you were better looking, maybe I wouldn't be so obsessed with my ex. Yeah.

I was expecting to come in and be blown away but you didn't do that i expected to turn around at the aisle and be blown away but you acted like you did i'm falling in love with my ex so all thanks to you because you're not good looking enough for me yeah uh i'm sorry but oh i can't remember her name but honestly she deserves so much better she's a gorgeous girl inside and out that's the thing a hat's off to her for like actually sticking around as well after the x thing well no not yeah not hats off well not hats off to her but she's committed she's got some respect yeah i wish she i was so proud of her when she sat down and she was like i don't need you to tell me that i'm beautiful okay i'm a beautiful girl i'm amazing actually i was like yeah speak tell him and he was just like i was like oh piss! Speak. Tell him. And he was just like, I was like, oh, piss off.

But yeah, so far, not too much kicking off. No, we've got a dinner party tonight, though. I do think there was a little something, something between that guy and Jessie's partner. Oh, yeah. Do you know what I mean?

What's his name again? I don't know. I'm so shit with names, guys. I'm quite crap at retaining names but yeah him and the jesse's partner jesse went a bit mad though with the jealousy thing but i do think there's something on them phones no smoke without fire yeah he wouldn't show his phone would he do you guys remember when i was trying to get that catchphrase it was like don't add fuel to the fire yeah and i kept saying don't add you said

something like no i was saying there's no fuel without fire and then i was literally saying that doesn't make any sense because there is fuel without fire and i think you yeah you swapped it around there's no fire without fuel or something it's not even a saying yeah anyway i just fucking it rattled my brain but yeah yeah, that's our maths update, guys. Dinner party tonight. I'm sure we'll keep you updated in the weeks to come. Yeah. Next one.

You actually know this. Do I? Yeah. You burn more calories eating celery than it contains. Is it true or false? Oh, yeah, I do know this. So let's give the listeners a minute. What do you guys think?

I wonder how many calories are in a celery stick. I't know should i have a look yeah but um you burn more it is true you burn more calories just chewing it than there are in it does that make any sense which is crazy i nearly said 13 but there's 14 calories in it. 14 calories. On average. In a stick or in a whole celery? In a stick. So how many bloody calories do you burn chewing? That's what I mean.

So do you burn calories chewing chewing gum then? Yeah. Sure you do, yeah. Yeah, you do. Muscle, innit? Muscle movement. Right, okay, next one. A one-minute kiss burns on average 14 calories.

True or false? I'd say... Well, if chewing celery burns it, then surely giving someone a snog. I'm going to say true. It definitely burns calories. It gets your heart rate in, doesn't it? I'm going to say true.

So you think it burns on average 14 calories? In a minute. Because if you think right, so that means you burn more than 14 calories in a minute because if you think right so that means you burn more than 14 calories eating a stick of celery that takes me less than a minute and the mouth movement isn't that different you're still just swinging your jaw you're not chomping are you depends with you i am whoa there's no need for that. You're making me think it's false, so I'm going to say false. It is false. Okay. It burns 26.

You said it burns more than 14. No, I said it burns 14. So if I kiss you for a minute, I'll burn 26 calories. Yeah, come here. Gives us a snog. Hear that, everyone? Okay, that's really interesting. Next one.

Hear that, everyone? Okay, that's really interesting. Next one. An average human body weighing 70 kilograms contains 0.2 milligrams of gold within them. We don't contain gold. That means I'm worth thousands. 0.2 milligrams. Oh.

Very small amount. How are you going to retrieve that gold I don't know where's it stored I don't know is it true or false I don't think we've got

gold in us I would have heard about that surely maybe if you get gold teeth mmm mmm

it's just an average person weighing 70 kilograms nah I'm going to say false it's true I don't get that it's true

what do you mean where's the gold I don't know I. It's true. What do you mean? Where's the gold? I don't know. I just said it. So there's gold in us. Yeah. You've made that up. I have not made that up.

You've made it up. I'm not that smart. I don't think that's very smart. Well, I don't know all the quantities. Hey, Siri. Let's ask Siri. He knows better. Is there gold in a human being?

Let's see what Siri has to to say here's what i found oh it says an average human body contains a small amount of pure gold little facts for you there guys guys there's gold in us how beautiful is that wow we're all golden you can wake up in the morning golden golden queens kings and queens golden hour love that for all of us okay next one men blink twice as much as women in a day you blink more when you lie so yeah men are liars so you think that yeah no i don't know um what's the question you You blink twice as much? Men blink twice as much as women.

I think women blink more. So is it true or false? I realise I blink a lot. You do. Have you noticed that? Yeah. Why do you think that is? I don't know.

Is everyone so aware of their blinking right now? Because it's actually driving me crazy. Think about the fact you have to blink. She flirting her eyelids at me everyone you know what else is annoying think about the fact that you've just got to constantly breathe in it what an effort that is it's just exhausting when to actually mentally process like you're like it's good job your body does all that like subconsciously doesn't it because that would be touch fucking word jesus christ yeah true right I'm going to say false. You are correct.

Women blink twice as much. Ah, got that. Yeah. Okay, stunning. Next one. I wonder how... It's because, do you know why? Because when we're talking to you men,

we can't quite believe the shit that comes out of your mouth, so we just stand there and blink. That's a lie in itself. You just said, right right men blink more because they lie more yeah but then i thought you know when someone's speaking and you just stand there blinking thinking what the actual fuck you actually just blink twice as much because you can't believe the view i just can't quite believe how gorgeous you are pinch yourself it's true same i was talking about the mirror but anyway oh right joking um next i wonder how many

people got right on every single question yeah make sure you let me know guys if you have that is actually impressive because these are some mad ones they are hard the average time spent on tiktok a day by the average user is one and a half hours yeah true or false true false? True. True. Because do you know what? As soon as you started saying the question, I was thinking about an hour. Yeah. I reckon about an hour. The average is, yeah,

apparently 90 minutes. Wow. An hour and a half. That's a lot. Hope you're watching Lear on the Line TikToks. Better be. I mean, Lear Levain TikToks.

Yeah. Not many Lear on the Line TikToks out there, though. They're coming back. Don't worry. They will. Next is women check themselves out in the mirror more times a day than men yeah i think that's true false what men

check themselves out on average 23 times and women 23 yeah 16 times wow quite a big difference because the only reason i thought that was true was because like typically women wear makeup do you know what i mean so i'm like if we're just talking typically here i know men wear makeup as well but i mean typically yeah women wear makeup so we might be looking in the mirror just checking our lipstick isn't smudged yeah but i know so many lads who will just check their reflection all the time and it's not like a oh look at me it's more just uh just checking just checking keeping that smooth yeah smooth appearance stunning next number nine male sperm can live up to five days i thought it dies as soon as it reaches the air i thought true or false although how does sperm bank work then the freezer yeah

but how do they not let it reach the air if what i thought was true that's a good point you've just proved your point wrong okay uh i'm gonna say false it's true oh fuck's sake you haven't had a good one this time you knew the celery one literally is that the only one i've got right i think so oh other than the blinking yeah number 10 when two people kiss they exchange 1 million particles of bacteria true or false i feel like that's random so i'm gonna say true it's false oh because it's between 10 million and 1 billion oh my god particles of bacteria give me some of that bacteria honey i will come here but just think about that on the next night out oh my god that's so true. Isn't it? Between 10 million and 1 billion

particles of bacteria. Guys, that's crazy to me. Okay. Need condoms for faces next. Literally. Right, so that is the end of the quiz in that aspect. But the next one is the music.

Okay, let's do like five songs. Yeah, five songs. Okay, so how is this going to work? You're going to play like a second or something? I'm going to play a second, and then you're going to have to tell me. Do you have to get the name and the artist? Because I'm shit at titles, because I'll just be able to carry on singing from wherever you press stop. But it's really hard for me to get the title, but I feel like that's how we should do it.

We can do it like that, yeah. Yeah. But I think the first one one a lot of people will know what it's from not the actual title so i will accept answers for what it's from like a film or something we can hear in three two one i wonder what that could be. It's getting closer to midnight. I try to get closer to you. Actually, can you do me a favor? Yeah.

Play more of that song because people are going to get confused. Oh. Because I edited this song to suit my intro. So listen. Ready, guys? You guys are going to be like, wait, what the fuck? There's more lyrics? And this is where expect hello but there's lyrics

crazy right okay thank you drinking courage from my rear cup yeah we love that one that's actually called adore you by waycap if anybody wanted to give it a listen well done right next the leer on the line chill it is it's the legendary tune that should never ever change i do love our i do love our intro guys i love it and i love our outro yeah i do as well yeah right next one burning up jonas brothers that was quick. Sorry, guys. That must be really annoying if you guys were like, I didn't fucking hear it. That was quick.

Okay, I'll just say got it to give everyone else time to actually hear it so I don't just fucking interrupt. Yeah, that was quick. Also, guys, the Jonas Brothers are touring soon.

I've heard about it and I will. There are many things I would do to get tickets. There isn't much I wouldn't do same for Jonas

we love the Joe Bros the Joe Bros red dress red dress imagine if we went to see him and he didn't do red dress I'd jump on the stage want me money back

I'd want mine as well yeah absolutely ridiculous right come on honey right I just wanted to keep playing that song for people who okay yeah sorry carry it on i'm hard

unreal love that song next one are we ready let's go three two one i know it he's got it guys write your answers down running out you and your boys went out to eat she's doing the finger and everything as well then they hung out but you came home around three yes you did uh and sexy y'all went out i'm scared then four of you really cheap she's pointing at me because only two of you had dinner i found your credit card receipt it not right, but it's okay. I'm gonna make it. It's not right, but it's okay.

Whitney Houston. Wow. That was quick, wasn't it, guys? Bloody hell. That was quite good. Like, quite easy. I think a lot of people, if they know Whitney, they've got that. I just think that you're...

Got that one in the back. Yeah. You are good with these. Thank you. Are we ready? Yes, honey. Next one. Know it. Know it easy. you're it got that one in the bag yeah you are good with these thank you are we ready yes honey next one no no easy let's get the title it's like you've got superpowers don't mind me

listen to hours you've got more than 20 POV Ariana Grande well done yeah did anyone else get that? you've got more than 20 20 babe

right unreal voice by the way jeez no I've actually lost my singing voice I get Whitney Houston one minute next minute I get Arianariana it's my christianity

next one guys three two one all right let's go got it oh that was that was too easy for the listeners it's gonna be one less lonely girl let's try a different one because that was too easy for the listeners. That was quite easy, wasn't it? I might have to switch it up a little. There's going to be one less lonely girl. Let's try a different one because that's too easy. Babe, I've got a question for you. Go on. Team Hayley or team Selena? Selena all the way.

Really? Hayley's just a fan. Oh. Selena. Don't be mean. Don't be a bully. Nah, listen. I feel sorry for Hayley at the end of the day.

I feel so bad for Hayley. I feel bad for everyone involved, to be honest. There's a lot of things that we'll never know. And I think there's a lot of things that people would like to believe on the internet. Facts. And I think Selina does try and chase a little bit of the attention. Okay, moving on, moving on. But I do want selena and

justin back together no it'll never happen on her loads yeah it'll never happen it'll never happen and i think that it would be wrong my watch yeah not on my watch not under my watch i've never read that one before have you guys okay is that the end of the music round yeah wow that brings us to the end of our quiz. Thank you for participating. Thank you for doing the quiz. No problem. Thanks for putting it together. It was a really good quiz.

I actually found that so interesting. Yeah, actually. I hope you guys enjoyed it. Let me know what you did, like what scores you got. Yeah, I'm actually interested. I wonder if anyone got a clean sheet. Yeah. That'd be impressive.

Is that the right term? That's a football term. Clean sweep. Clean sheet's a football term clean sweep clean sheets a football term where you ain't let no goals in yeah well done give me a football quiz

just quick what's the offside rule um it's not when they go off the side of the pitch when they score outside the box

offside yeah no offside of the box that makes sense when they shoot before the halfway line right

seriously no oh what is it it's when the attacking player receives the ball from a pass in time

so the attacking player basically is past the last defender when they a pass is then made. What the fuck, mate? That don't make any sense to me. So there's an attacking player. Oh, I actually...

I still don't get it. Now listen, picture it. There's a defence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Think of four people in the defence. Right, yeah. The attacker... Four people?

Isn't it left, middle, and... Just right, okay. Just think of the defence. It's left wing defence. Left back think of the defence. Is left wing defence? Left back. Left back, that's left wing. Left wing is on the wing. What the fuck's the wing?

This is going to be a long one, but can we just get back to the offside? Yeah. So, goalkeeper, yeah? Defence is next, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Right? That's all you need to think of. Yeah. yeah defence is next isn't it right that's all you need to think of yeah then there's a striker

in between them two trying to come up and score a goal yeah yeah and they are past the last defender closer to the goalkeeper so

so it's basically they're closest to the keeper yeah that's offside yeah how the fuck am I meant to score I've got to get past the defender

no you've got to receive the ball before the last defender. You've got to receive. Not receive it, sorry. You've got to... So there's a person passing the ball to you, isn't there? Yeah. Yeah. And when that pass is made, if that player is closer to the goalkeeper, that is offside.

So it's not the person who's shooting, it's the person who's assisting it. Yeah, technically. Like that. Alright, anyway. The person who's offside who's the attacker. I still don't really fucking get it, to be honest. Anyway, sorry about that, guys. That was a bit...

Give me one more football question. Just one I can get right so I feel better about myself. What's a hat trick? Oh, that's so easy. It's where you score three goals in one game. What? Yes, it is.

Yeah, I'm joking, it is. Don't try and gaslight me. What colour's the referee's kit? Black and white. I'll give you that, yeah. That's so easy. What do you mean you'll give me that? It is that.

What other rules could I really give you? Like, what does this mean? You know, like clean sheet. Okay, what does the byline mean pass never heard that in my life it's the line that is what the goalkeepers line is on that's the byline you know where the goalposts are do you know when i went to watch you play and i was watching with with your friend's girlfriend. And they were shouting, time, time. And obviously it means like, you've got time. Like, don't rush.

And she was going, does he want the time? Like, is he asking for the time? And I was like, no, I think he's shouting like, don't panic. You've got time. Another one is man on. Man on, that means man right behind you. Yeah, good. That's good. Yeah, I'm a bit of a soccer girl yeah you fuck okay right enough football chat jesus christ if you haven't switched

off now then you're a real one you're not asleep uh anyway let's wrap up the episode okay everyone let me know if you enjoyed this because i actually found it so fun now i don't know if that's just me like am i the only one that had a good time here or like did you guys actually have fun playing along listening did you find it interesting hearing the answers because they were really good questions jamie you actually did really good i tried yeah i'm really proud really impressed actually thank you very much i kind of want I want a billion of your saliva right now yeah I want a hot minute of them kisses calories anyway I love you guys so much thank you so so much for listening to this episode thank you to Jamie he put this quiz together I can't speak so my brain is so fried after this

also did anyone keep count of how many points Leah got? I'm just a bit intrigued anybody did because we definitely did not I feel like I'm probably not the winning quiz team big batty gal did not win it's the taking part that counts anyway I love you guys let me know if you want to do a quiz

quiz night number two and I love you and I'll speak to if you want to do a quiz, quiz night number two. Yeah. And I love you. And I'll speak to you on Tuesday for a brand new episode. Thank you, Jamie, for. Thank you for having me guys. Yeah.

Thank you for having me. It's been a pleasure. Really enjoyed having somebody on again. Yeah. It's been lovely. Thank you very much. It's been lovely. It's been lovely.

Cheers. Thanks. I'm the quiz master. And you have been bamboozled. What the fuck? That's from friends. Oh, I miss Friends.

So do I. We binged it from episode one to the end and now we can't watch it again. Not yet. We'll do it next winter. Yeah, we'll be ready to start again. Yeah. To when Rachel comes running in.

And I just won a million dollars. I just won a million dollars. Do you say want or won? And I just won a million dollars do you say want do you say want or won and I just want a million dollars what you say I don't know want

it's just coming out I think he says I think he says want yeah and I just want a million dollars because doesn't Ross say like I just want somebody to marry me or something like that something like that

I just want a happy marriage or something then Rachel comes falling in in a bridesmaid dress and then he's like and I just want a million dollars we something. Then Rachel comes falling in in a bridesmaid dress. And then he's like, and I just want a million dollars. We're both doing the hand thing right now. No, unless you've watched Friends.

You won't know what we're doing. If you know, you know. If you know, you know. What is all of your all-time favorite Friends quote? Have you got one? Quote. That's tough. Joey doesn't share food.

No. Do you know what? That was made into such a big thing but i swear it's only in one episode it was massive but i just we watched that one quite recent oh it was what was it 48 pages oh yeah what is how 14 pages 18 pages front and back and then you fell asleep? Yeah, but you know what else I like? That's not even a word.

Yeah, Monica, when she's like, I know. He's a transponster. That's not even a word. Yeah, I love Friends. I miss it so much. I do as well. Anyway, oh my God, we have a Friends quiz. We do.

We could do that. We could do a friends round just depends how many of you are friends fanatics i think it's quite high that'd be quite interesting what percentage of like 20 to 30 year olds yeah friends fans i just think it's a timeless thing it's made so long ago apart from jamie everyone i know is like i fucking hate friends i hate friends i love it and honestly yeah i do hear little people say, it's not even funny. Oh, literally, literally. So strange when people don't find friends funny. It's just so rude.

I don't actually like comedy very much, but friends, it fucking gets me. But do you know what it is? It's not even just, I'm not there barely laughing every episode. It just makes you, well, yeah, there is, but I just feel really relaxed watching it.

It's a comfort. It makes you just feel so calm. It's such an easy watch. I wonder, has anyone else got any recommendations for easy watches? Because we actually do enjoy doing that on the night. Just having something to put on. Not think about too much. Anyway, guys, this episode is over an hour now.

So I better wrap it up. But I love you so much. And I can't wait to speak to you on Tuesday for a brand new episode. I love you. Bye.