Leave A Message with Ally & G - 21 - Street Encounters, Revenge Dating & The Eras Tour
Episode Date: July 24, 2024The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up ...stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really! We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge. Plus an encounter with multiple revelations via a Snapchat mishap! This week's lads are no Travis Kelce, sadly. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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okay this girl comes up to me in the street and i was with raw
and she was like oh my god i love your tiktok so much you don't know her don't know her and i was
like oh thank you so much her first first question was, where's G again?
And then she went,
is,
because Raw was like a couple of paces to,
like, he just wasn't,
I don't know where,
I was like in a coffee shop
and he was like by the hill.
So like,
we weren't right next to each other.
Got him.
And then she was like,
is that Raw?
Is this Raw?
And I was like, yeah.
And she was like,
not what I expected.
Did she just listen to the pod then?
She hadn't seen him on drive-thru? I guess so, because Raw was like, later he was like, so offended. Although he was like not what I expected. Did she just listen to the pod then? She hadn't seen him on drive-thru?
I guess so because the role was like later
he was like so offended.
He's all over your Instagram.
I know.
And he was like,
I actually have made an appearance.
I was their first guest.
Oh my God.
So was she saying it as if she was disappointed?
I don't know.
She was just like,
I thought he would be blonde.
And I was like, what?
And she was like,
I thought he would be like, she did say a bit taller. And I thought, babe. She was just like, I thought he would be blonde. And I was like, what? And she was like, I thought he would be like,
she did say a bit taller.
And I thought, babe.
Oh, babe, you made a soft spot there.
Whoa, ho, ho.
This has happened to him three times now
when he's been alone.
Oh my God, I didn't tell you this.
The other day he was on the tube
and there were two girls opposite him
and they were looking at him
and then looking at their phone and like giggling.
And he was like, I was so awkward
and I didn't know what to do.
And I just got off at the next one,
but I didn't need to get off at the next one.
Oh my God, hilarious.
Oh my God, so they think they recognised him?
Yeah, 100%.
But actually, we're like,
like, you know, I asked it a couple of weeks ago
when people were like, you know,
coming up and recognising him
and us and whatever.
He was saying really nice things about us,
which actually is quite rare for him.
He was like,
because all of his friends
were obviously rinsing him for it
and were like,
oh, you're so famous now,
la la la.
And he was like,
oh no,
I'm really happy for them
because it means that like,
you know,
in the last six months
they've really taken off
and it's really,
he was really,
he was drunk.
That's why he said all this stuff.
Go on, Roar.
That's why he said all this stuff. He'd had a drink. Yeah, he'd had a drink and the sun was shining and um but yeah it was his waistcoat
did he look good yeah he did he looked nice he looked really nice i said to him we must get you
a little simon cowell heel must really yeah because in a hat and like he obviously he was
wearing a top hat too but like in a hat i am am just much taller than him. Yeah, and you had a heel under June.
But listen, I think it only...
It doesn't bother me.
I think it bothers him.
It's sexy.
When I see couples on red carpets
where the woman's way taller,
I'm like digging it.
Yeah, you go, girl.
I love it.
Zendaya and Tom Holland.
Is she much taller than him?
So much taller.
Oh, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I know they're not together. R.A. their marriage but so is her and joe jonas oh sorry we thought you meant sunday and tom holland
oh my god thank god babe we haven't even spoken about taylor swift oh no oh my god oh my god oh
my god okay guys i was i was honestly i was so hungover and I was genuinely an inch away
from spending £847 on standing tickets.
I have just got a tiny bit confused
because you're not a Swiftie.
I know.
No, no, I know.
I've developed Swiftism.
Yeah, because you had FOMO.
Because everywhere I go, everyone's there
and I walk down the high street,
everyone's in their Taylor Swift outfits.
They've got their bangles on, their bracelets.
All of my friends have seen her and they said it was like a transformational life experience like
life my cousin when she didn't say that did you guys see the snot video no what you've not seen
it it's not basically she's well to be fair i've said this to you for the like what else is she
supposed to do but basically she like was like wiping oh yeah and then it like dangles off her finger and she's like wicks it away
in the wind
oh bless her
no Raw's sister
saw her in Liverpool
oh it's horrible
and she was like
it is three hours
non-stop
the longest break
she has is a two minute break
to get like
in the whole show
it's wild
so like let her
wipe her snot
in the wind
she just flicks it
oh that's bad
I mean I'd go for the wipe
I don't think I'd go for the wipe.
I don't think I'd go for the flick into the crowd.
Maybe she's got nothing
to wipe it on
other than her glistening thigh.
Her little glistening thigh.
I'd just rub it in there.
Also, some Swifties
would love to catch that snort.
To be fair,
they actually would.
In the pit.
Mouth open.
Yay.
They would.
I did love them,
her getting her boyfriend out.
I thought that was pretty iconic.
Oh, I really love them.
I'm not a Swifty.
I don't know what's happened to me.
I know, I don't. You literally have been overcome. I've been overcome. iconic. Oh, I really love them. I'm not a Swiftie. I don't know what's happened to me. I know, I know.
You literally have been overcome.
I've been overcome.
You wouldn't have known half the songs.
Not true.
No, Steph said that.
She was like,
when you're not like the Swifties,
like no,
she didn't do like all the like,
she changed it every night,
I think.
I don't think her set list
was the same every night.
It's a love story, baby.
Because what did she do?
You'd have one song.
No, no, no.
If you go back and listen to her,
like look at her songs on Spotify.
No, no, I know.
But I think she did do a lot of the like
deep depths of the albums
that you just wouldn't know.
Like she didn't just do the singles.
It was three and a half hours.
She did like acoustic versions of some songs.
Like apparently it was quite like
you looked around,
you're like,
God, I'm not diehard.
I don't know.
I just think, you know,
when you go to things
and then you come out and you think,
Taylor Swift is one of those artists.
I think like there aren't that many of them anymore.
Taylor Swift, Beyonce.
Adele.
Maybe Adele.
The Weeknd.
No, not The Weeknd.
I do think The Weeknd will go down in history.
He definitely will.
He is the highest streamed artist on Spotify.
Who's The Weeknd?
Don't you know?
Yeah, no, I don't know. What, you just think that it's... I just know? Yeah, no, I don't know.
What, you just think that it's what an opportunity to see her?
Even Harry Styles I don't think will go down in history.
I don't think they're at the same,
like Adele, Taylor Swift and Beyonce are at like queen level.
ABBA level.
I don't think Harry Styles and The Weeknd are quite there.
So, you know, whenever...
Harry Styles was very good.
When our grandchildren are saying,
oh, who would you have rather seen, Taylor Swift or Beyonce?
And you can say, I actually saw both.
I haven't seen either.
I did see Beyonce.
Did you?
Yeah.
The one that just came?
No, no, no.
When I was like 19.
I'm ready for the next round.
Next round, I'm ready.
This is the thing also, guys.
I've got a new, fresh perspective on life.
Money comes, money goes.
Experiences like that,
you can only get once in a lifetime.
I mean, 850 quid.
I would have paid it.
If Ru had paid it at that minute,
I called my mum.
For an artist you fully don't even care that much about
and I've never heard you speak about.
850 quid.
Babe, I think the real reason,
here's my mic drop,
is that you were sad that you're not famous enough
to have got tickets.
No, no, no.
Because every famous person was there. That's No, no, no. Because every famous person
was there.
That's so not true actually
because all the famous
has bought their tickets.
Do you think?
Apart from like Tom Cruise.
Prince William.
Apart from them,
everyone bought their ticket.
No, no, I wouldn't give a shit
about that.
I want to be in the pit.
Yes.
I want to be like,
I don't,
no, no, no, no, no.
You don't want to be in a box.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I definitely don't want to be.
Yeah, I just don't understand
where this has come from
for an artist I've never heard you speak about in your life. Ever. In three no. No, no, no. I definitely don't want to. Yeah, I just don't understand where this has come from for an artist I've never heard
you speak about in your life.
Ever.
In three years.
Yeah, it's so weird, isn't it?
Yeah.
To want to spend 850 quid,
that is a come down
if ever I've heard one.
Huh?
Yeah, her marketing.
Yeah, fair.
Is she in this building?
Is she?
Is she?
Not physically, babe.
No, no, I know.
I think she signed.
I know, no, I know.
That's what I mean.
I don't think she was actually sitting upstairs.
Guys, I wouldn't fucking be sat in this chair
if she was sitting upstairs.
Why is your obsession so sudden?
Taylor, give me a ticket now.
Has she finished now?
Me?
It's done, isn't it?
No, she's back in August, but we're away.
My eyes did think, should I change my mind?
Oh my God.
No, no, something's come over me.
I don't know what's happened
she's 50
I'm 50 now
I'm not like
okay no I am
quite in the depths of it
actually
our whole TikTok now
is our whole
every single video
is Taylor Swift
yeah all I'm getting
targeted with at the moment
is Taylor Swift or Bridgerton
yeah
I can't get away from either
yeah
I feel quite overwhelmed by it all
that's because I've been
watching Bridgerton
yeah and then I've got
no I've been watching it too
then I've got Nicola Coughlin
at Taylor Swift
and I was like
I can't deal with this anymore.
It's actually too much.
Too much.
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go on then hi girls so i've got a nice little interesting story um i've just finished my shift
at 4am so where do i start so i was with my boyfriend for nearly a year met him when I wasn't looking
for love came out of a relationship all that was perfect like our relationship was so good
and then things a few months and started just being wrong like he would end stuff with me
start silly arguments um became very untrustworthy and I find out he cheats on me as I'm coming back to see him and he picks me up
from the train station when I find out I know brilliant I obviously take him back because I'm
not stupid um time goes on it's not really working he fully breaks up with me like days before my
birthday and it was a very toxic breakup we then um Karen seen each other as friends obviously
was doing other stuff and it just wasn't great for my mental health
um I fully cut things off and we went four months no contact and as I um cut these things off he
tells me that he cheated on me with six different girls like over 50 times like is laughing on voice notes like whatever I completely come off
block him on everything and a few months down the line I'm kind of like learning to be happy
like doing good and his best friend messages me and I'm like a bit suspicious like is this a setup
it wasn't his best friend carries on messaging me for like two three weeks like we're messaging I'm still at uni at this point we carry on messaging I come back to my hometown meet up
and we end up obviously doing stuff and to this day my ex still tries to contact me and he doesn't
know that his best friend has done this I don't speak to his best friend anymore because I kind of just cut things off.
I felt very guilty.
I know I shouldn't because he cheated on me
and Karma is a bitch.
But yeah, that's the tea.
That's some hot tea, babe.
That's got to be the ultimate revenge.
Karma is my boyfriend.
Karma is a cat.
Pouring on my love because it loves me.
Karma's like a Vegas acrobat
Me and karma vibe like that
I'm a Swifty now, I told you
I told you I'm a Swifty now
I wouldn't have like
She would have done the whole song
Just to prove that she's a Swifty
Top to bot
That's proper revenge
I was gonna say
Revenge is best served cold, babe
He best
I'd tell him
I'd fucking plaster it on my Instagram,
actually. Yeah, find a way to tell him. I shagged your
boyfriend. I shagged X person on the X date.
Your best friend, yeah, for sure.
You would. Sorry, loser.
You cheated on me, and I, like, literally
got the cat that got the cream.
Your best friend fell in my lap.
Why are you feeling guilty, babe? Sorry, we must
She did say, I know I shouldn't. I know.
Guilt is a difficult thing. It comes from nowhere.
Blindside you.
You're like, whoa.
I know, but you feel guilty
because you feel like in a normal situation.
You wouldn't do that, obviously.
But this is not normal.
He cheated on you with six girls or whatever it was.
Treated you very, very badly.
And that is karma.
I actually think even if you didn't want to shag his best friend,
I would have done it anyway for the revenge.
You'd have just found a way
to get to the best friend.
That is the way to really get them in the gut.
I wouldn't have shagged any of my ex's friends.
For revenge?
I'm sorry to say it, and I know I've spoken
about this before, but send him
some shit in the post. I don't know.
No, this is better.
Because men have huge egos.
I think shit is take it or leave it.
I don't think they're that bothered.
I think they think you're a psycho and that's boring.
But their egos are so fragile.
Oh, good.
That if you shagged their best friend,
that's way better than shit in the post.
That's epic, babe.
Yeah, good.
That's 10 out of 10 from you.
And actually, you didn't even mean to do the best revenge ever,
but you did it.
You just accidentally kind of got like approached by his best friend
and you thought, why not?
Do a few bits.
Felt on his dick, yeah.
Just a few bits. Nothing to worry about.
Maybe you didn't even go the whole way.
Who cares? And the fact that he's still
voice noting you. I mean, it's fascinating
when you break up with someone, like, the rules
of contact. I think,
I really, really think this
from all my extensive
market research. Boys
have this sixth sense.
100%.
When it's like,
they know you're getting over them,
they just message you.
They're back.
They're back.
Like, what is that?
What is that?
She even said to herself,
I was just learning to be happy again.
And then boom.
Back.
There he was.
How did he know?
How did he know?
They must have rat somewhere.
No.
Ratting on you.
They must have ring cameras in homes.
They must have something.
They must be tracking us.
Well, babe, listen, you shouldn't feel,
I know it's not helpful to say you shouldn't because you do,
but if you can try and dissociate yourself
from the normal, like, levels of guilt
to what you did.
Also, you didn't do it to spite him.
It's different if you actually...
Yeah, also, you're taking the higher
ground you haven't even told him i'd have replied to one of those voice notes being like listen
speak to darren about what we did on friday night and then get back to me do you know what i mean
that's what i'd have done especially if he was being a knob like through the breakup and he was
being mean and saying horrible stuff i would have said something like oh by the way you left your
t-shirt here and then like a day later be day later, be like, oh, shit, sorry, it's actually Darren's.
Loser. Really good.
Or just like, Darren's got a bigger dick than you. I'm just trying to think about what
men care about. Yeah, like, I was
going to go for the job. Darren's
got a bigger job than you.
Darren's makes more money than you.
Darren's... Darren was a better ride.
You could definitely say that. 100%.
100%. Yeah, that one is LinkedIn profile. Babe, we're so bitter. We'd have literally used that to the death. We'd have probably, Darren was a better ride you could definitely say that 100% 100%
yeah that one is LinkedIn profile
we're so bitter
we'd have literally used that
to the death
we'd have probably
we'd have been the psycho
voice noting every week
just reminding him
of the fact that
he's Shaggy's best friend
I was thinking about that
the other day
because someone
was telling me
about how they're trying
to like approach
their like breakup
with like pure love
and I just remember thinking
we
me and you
are living on two different planets because how you can come out of something like that oh am I allowed to thinking we me and you were living on two different planets
because how you can come out of something like that oh am i allowed to do we need to wrap this
up okay this is a super fast story my friend one of my oldest friends who you love yeah i know
love love her ex-boyfriend cheated on her we thought with only two girls transpires it was
like 16 or 17 when they were at uni and she obviously
went through a lot of therapy
but in the end
she came out
feeling like
I'm at peace
and I'm like
peace and love
nothing but love
and I thought babe
nothing but love
for him and for his
wandering dick
of all the people
who are entitled
to bitterness and hatred
in this world
it's you
it is you
it is you
and so you best feel
bitter and hatred
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I'm so proud of her.
I love her more now.
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number two okay hi galleys i've been thinking of like telling this story for a while and i was like
it must come out it's time i knew this guy called well we'll call him Bob
and I've liked him since like April 2023 and in the summer of 2023 I magically start chatting to
him and I'm you know elated of course everything's going well go me and then things go a little bit
south because he goes in this church camp for a week, a week. And he apparently has this thing with this girl called Gabby there.
Like she's wearing his hoodie, you know, that kind of like basic thing.
And they apparently start chatting and he just kind of drifts away from me.
But we still talk as friends.
So I'm like, it's fine.
So I'm with like a sort of friend of mine
and I'm waffling about this fit guy I talk to, which is Bob.
And I show her a photo and she goes, oh, my God, my sister is chatting to him.
So I go, oh, Gabby. And she goes, no.
And I'm like, oh, dear me, I think I've got myself into a little bit of trouble here.
She says that her name is, we'll call her Sarah.
And I go, oh, oh dear this is bad so she messages him
off my phone bearing in mind and she starts calling him up for chatting to two people at
once and I'm like oh I feel awful this boy doesn't deserve this I don't know well maybe he did but
I didn't know the full story I didn't know if he was even chatting to Gabby and I thought oh this isn't going well for me so basically it turns out that he hadn't been chatting to Gabby he was chatting to the
other girl Sarah the whole time but he went to the cinema with Gabby and told Sarah he was going with
his dad but it turns out that Sarah had been cheating on him with another guy at a party and just dumped him.
And there's a lot more to the story,
but I think I'll leave it there
because I don't know if it's my fault.
Is there anything, like, was I in the wrong?
Should I not have mentioned the other girl?
And if you do need more info,
I can send you another one
because a lot has happened since then.
But that's the main gist
and I thought you'd enjoy it.
Wow. I'm lost, sorry. These I thought you'd enjoy it too. Wow.
I'm lost, sorry.
These throuples,
they're too fucking much.
How can anyone keep track
of the details of that?
Gabby, Sarah and Taylor.
I mean, it's too much.
It's a lot.
Did she go to church camp
or did I hear that wrong?
Bob went to...
Bob went to church camp.
Right, so can we just...
So Taylor was dating Bob.
She loves him.
Elated, she's talking to him. Gabby was dating... Wait, him and later she's talking to him
no no no
Gabby was dating
no wait
Gabby was talking to
Gabby was dating Bob
and then
no Taylor was dating Bob
and then Bob went to church
camp and met Gabby
and then
completely separately
Taylor
was speaking
to someone else
about
Sarah
about Bob
and this girl went
show me a picture of Bob.
She showed a picture of Bob
and she was like,
my sister's talking to Bob.
That's Sarah.
So Bob's talking to Gabby,
Sarah and Taylor.
But turns out,
Sarah's actually seeing someone else.
So then they all got in trouble
because she told off Bob
by actually Sarah was being a hypocrite
because they were all kind of...
She's also seeing someone else?
Yes.
Okay, guys, you've got to stop doing this.
First of all, it's way too fucking seeing someone else. Yes. Okay, guys, you've got to stop doing this. First of all,
it's way too fucking confusing.
Sorry,
in the beginning of dating,
you are allowed to talk
to multiple people.
It depends how old they are.
And how far in they were.
Why do they each have
anything to do with it?
We might have to cut this
because this might be
insensitive to Christians.
But I don't know
if you're a kind of guy
that's going to church camp,
I don't know if you are allowed
to talk to other girls, actually. Well, he's not shagging them. Well, I don't know if you are allowed to talk to other girls, actually.
Well, he's not shagging them.
Well, I don't know.
You know, blessed be the fruit.
You shouldn't be...
You shouldn't be...
Blessed is the fruit.
Blessing other fruits.
Yes.
You must pick one fruit to bless.
Stay on your fruit.
No fruit salad for you, Bob.
Do you know what I mean?
Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob.
I hope Faye doesn't mind me telling this story,
but, oh my God, so she
was dating this guy once, who actually,
I had shagged before her at, like, a party
once, like, that was kind of by the by,
just wanted to make sure everyone knew that I shagged him
first. Anyway, she then started
going out with him, maybe, like, six months, a year
later or something. Actually, maybe later.
She was a bit older when she went out with him, maybe, like,
sixth form or before? I don't know. Anyway,
they were going out and
he, they were like
shagging. They were like together. They were kind
of loving each other. She really loved him. She thought he was
so funny. I kind of thought his jokes were dead.
But anyway, he then went
to Christian camp. Church
camp. He came back,
sat her down and was like, I want to be celibate and I don't want
to be with you anymore. I know a lot of people. They were shagging. They'd been fully shagging prior to church camp. Yeah. He came back, sat her down and was like, I want to be celibate and I don't want to be with you anymore. I know a lot of people.
Broke up with her.
They were shagging.
They'd been fully shagging prior to church camp.
Listen, babe, I've got lots of these stories in the locker.
I'm so glad this has come up.
He saw the light.
Yeah.
Resurrected from the dead.
He was born again.
He was born again.
Then he moved to Australia, met someone, married, baby.
All the shebang bangalang.
Faye, heartbroken at home
because her boyfriend suddenly doesn't want to shag her anymore
and loves Jesus.
Sorry, Faye, you were not better than Jesus,
but the Australian girl was.
Sorry, got to say it.
Well, the Australian girl would marry him.
Oh, okay.
So then you can get involved.
But were they celibate before their marriage?
I didn't ask.
Send him a WhatsApp.
Okay, I will.
I know a lot of people
who were shagging about,
contracting, you know,
all sorts of STIs in their teenage years.
Having a good time.
Do you know what I mean?
Living their life.
Living their Jesus-free life.
Then they, for some reason,
I actually know three people that this has happened to,
go to church camp, they're celibate.
Sorry, I might go to church camp.
Maybe that's what I need.
Oh my God.
Oh my God.
I wouldn't mind to find Jesus.
Listen, we used to say this, babe.
People who are close to Jesus, they have good lives.
They have really good lives and good skin.
I always think that.
Did you see Benson Boone?
Because he sings about Jesus all the time
and his skin was remarkable. And I've been in a hole. You're now a Swifty. I'm think that. Did you see Benson Boone? Because he sings about Jesus all the time and his skin was remarkable.
And I've been in a hole.
You're now a Swifty. I'm a Benson Booner.
Because honestly, that line where he says
the only man you've ever loved is Jesus.
When it gets to that line, I then restart the song
and I listen up to that line and then I start again. I love it.
Maybe we should stop worshipping ourselves, Taylor Swift
and Benson Boone and start worshipping Jesus.
I actually think I might pick up the Bible on my way home.
Okay, great. We'll stop at Waterstones.
Yeah.
Do they do it there?
Yeah, because I really,
listen,
they've all come back,
these three church kids,
kids, I say kids,
they're adults,
they're virgins.
One of them, babe,
I went to school with,
she was born again Christian
but my other friend
went for dinner with her
and this girl,
let's call her Margaret,
church Margaret,
said to my other friend,
are you sleeping in the same bed as your boyfriend? And other friend was like obviously yes and she was like your your soul
is eternally damned and you will go to hell word for word your you will be eternally damned and
your soul will go to hell and she thought she was joking obviously so she laughed i would laugh and
she was like do you think that's funny that your soul will be eternally damned in hell forever
no i think it's funny that you would have the audacity to say that to me you witch and i then
i asked pp i asked pp is margaret really being celibate and she was like you don't fucking sit
down at the dinner table and talk about your fucking soul being eternally damned and be having
sex before marriage you got what if you are then you got Mark, you and me need to have a chat
because you've got serious issues. If you're
on that high horse,
you best be on your knees
every night reading those Psalms.
I'm not having anything less than that.
Lord's Prayer 12 times a day, babe. Yes, please.
Hail Mary. Hail Margaret.
Sorry. You best be at church
Monday to Sunday.
You best be giving a bit of your salary away to the church
because that is wrong.
That is judgy.
Yeah.
Anyway, babe, take the two.
You're better off without, I'd say.
Without Jesus?
Never without Jesus because he's the big man.
He's the big man.
And you've always got to say,
just in case you're listening,
just in case you are real.
Our Father who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come.
God, that's etched on my soul, that prayer.
Oh, that's funny.
Right, number three?
Two.
Three.
Oh, goodness.
This is a short one, but I saw the Instagram post,
and so I'll share.
I was once, I think I was just chatting to this guy. I don't think we'd actually
gone, like we'd matched on a dating app. We hadn't actually gone on a date. I worked at a restaurant
at the time. One night I was working away and he comes in on a date. And look, we'd really only
been chatting for like a few weeks. So I don't think it was that big of a deal. I think I remember
just kind of ignoring it and laughing about it with my girlfriends at the time.
Then a week later, I get randomly added into a Snapchat group
with about 10 other girls.
And when I open up the group to see what it's all about,
all I see is his name at the top is the first person that left.
So I think he's probably gone to send all of the girls he was chatting to slash, you know, dating at the time, the
same photo and accidentally added us all to a group chat. So once I worked that out, you
know, the girls were chatting in the group chat about, you know, what this was and, you
know, trying to figure it all out.
And when I saw his name, I was like, hang on,
did we all match with slash go on a date with, insert his name?
It was pretty sad, though.
There were some girls that had been dating him for, like, six months.
There were some girls that had been dating him for, like, one or two dates.
There were some, like, me who had only been chatting to him.
But we did end up making a group chat or keeping a
group chat rather um and made some friends out of it so all wells would end well right this that's
an advert to not use doubt chat he got it wrong whoa that is a mistake it's like when you're
talking about someone then you accidentally type in their name. Or you send the screenshot of your own conversation back to the person.
That is so bad.
That is enough.
Honestly, that's enough
for me to change my name.
When that happens,
that sinking feeling,
he must have absolutely
shit himself.
Exit group, exit group!
And then Wi-Fi's so bad.
Yeah.
Oh no, and you're panicked.
You're panicked to be unsent, unsent.
That is so bad
that really is bad
oh my god
babe sorry
we have to talk about
are you dating the same guy
yeah we have to now
sorry
it's crazy
okay we've been saving this
because we were hoping
to do a whole ep on this
but no one's come through
I don't know why
because there were so
fucking many of you
in our DMs
yeah I don't know
where you've all gone
you've all got a bit scaredy cat
when the voice notes
were being asked for
sorry about you
I'm gonna bear myself
for you
girls don't worry someone will hold the torch no hashtag no defamation hashtag this is all
hyper alleged like so this is so alleged it's so alleged and we have not asked the alleged person
for an alleged response because we allegedly don't care and also he has absolutely no alleged
right to reply oh no right to reply no he foregoed that a long time ago yeah yeah so similarly i went on a day recently and you will all know
this date because it was plastered all over our tick tock we put it on tick tock and we made a
funny video about it because hashtag everything is content and um anyway turns out that exactly
the same thing happened to me suddenly ali and i and I, me personally, the comment section, inundated
with girls
that have dated this
guy at the same time.
And the only reason that they knew it was
the same guy was because his picture
and the one that I actually zoned in on
because of
the animal in question. Yes.
They recognised it
from his dating profile.
Yeah, and there's this,
you all know about this maybe,
because I feel like the galleys know about this kind of stuff.
Yeah, the galleys all know about this.
There's a Facebook page called,
Are We Dating the Same Guy?
London, you've got to get in the London one.
Get in an area specific one.
There's a UK and then there's like area specific,
it's regional.
UK's a bit much.
You can't be trolling through all of that.
I know this guy on his Snapchat,
they could have been anywhere. Yeah, true. That's
true. These men!
Hashtag not all men. It's
what the admin it must
take to date and talk to
that many girls. Are you
on drugs? No, but that's
the problem, is that he's obviously fucked the admin.
The admin is so intense
he can't actually... BCC. BCC.
BCC is what he intended to do and he did not. He group
chatted. Idiot. Anyway, so this girl who I started talking to them because I was fascinated. She
messaged us like being like, you have to see my DMs. You have to, you have to. So then she sent
us voice notes. Yeah. And it was her friend that it had happened to where basically her friend had
been seen somehow. Somehow a girl had contacted her friend
to be like,
I'm dating that guy.
That girl had then sent her screenshots
of him being featured in this group chat
multiple times.
Like there are like a hundred reactions
to that photo.
By girls being like,
I'm dating him, red flag.
He was dating three girls at the same time.
I knew someone who had a bad experience with him.
Bad.
I mean, it's so bad because-
No, that's not even the worst, babe.
The worst is...
Okay, do you really want the hot tea?
The hot tea was...
Oh, I can't even...
I don't even know the hot tea.
Tell me.
Babe, you were in the car with the hot tea.
You actually were the spiller of the hot tea.
The hot tea was that a girl,
he had been dating...
No, that's not the hot tea.
Well, that is the hot tea,
but rewind for the hot tea
is that we put up the video
and we hadn't blocked his face out
and he messaged G
being like,
you have to take that down.
And we thought,
oh, lol,
he can't handle the fame.
Defamation.
Not that we said anything bad
about him at this point.
No, we had literally
just like,
showed the back of his head.
In hindsight,
we will ask permission
to feature people's faces
moving forward.
We will put privacy screen
on your face.
We will always put privacy screen on your face now unless al's giving you hand drops
because you know what i mean yeah then we're entitled to your face sure or we've got permission
written but so then i'm like i'm saying to al i wonder why he's suddenly so like touchy about it
like he was kind of into it so i pushed a bit more suddenly turns out he admits to the fact that a girl had messaged him
being like what the fuck I saw you on a date because she was meant to be on a date with him
that night and he had bailed on her to see me and she only knew because she follows us on TikTok
and saw the video of him yeah so then he's asking me to take the video down because he's a coward
and then I was obviously tamping fuming raging because I thought he's asking me to take the video down because he's a coward and then I was obviously tamping
fuming raging
because I thought
he's not just like this
you know weak
vulnerable man
who's
who's just
trying to find a girlfriend
as well like
I get it in the early stages
when you're dating
a lot of people fine
but you're fully like
starting to shag people
I mean
god only knows
fingers crossed
my SHL test
hasn't come back yet
should I pray to god
oh just started
holding my breath
for that one.
But like,
it is like,
bad vibes.
No, listen.
Don't be on TikTok.
You don't have to be.
That's not the issue.
The issue is
the only reason
is because he lied.
He lied to this other girl
to say,
oh, I'm not feeling up to it.
When actually,
you know,
he was shagging Argy.
I mean, the moral of the story is...
Stay off your phone.
No.
No!
Women are amazing.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, girls got girls.
Like, that's crazy.
You all stayed in that group chat,
probably started slagging him off,
and then all stayed friends.
Like, that is epic.
Epic.
And he thought he could just like
have all of you at the same time.
No thank you.
We'll find out.
And that's what I think is,
they're so thick.
Girls have burner accounts.
Girls have accounts on Facebook.
Girls have friends who talk to everyone.
Girls have other friends on dating apps.
We know what you're saying to other girls.
Like you are wild
if you don't think we've got a network of spies
working overtime to catch these little fuckers.
You just be careful out there.
Really good.
And definitely be careful if your date makes you mind up on TikTok.
Okay, we're going to have a bonus voice note.
Go on then.
Okay, hi.
So I had this story about this guy that I dated in first year of uni. We dated for like a couple months.
We got back together in like third year. We had another little fling.
And when I first met him, he had a pretty professional job, good money, all this stuff.
And when he came back from traveling, he didn't go back into that and he became a streamer
um and then by the time I was finishing up with uni like things kind of didn't work out the way
we thought it would and we broke things off and when I moved home from uni he messaged me being
like oh I'm so sorry for how things ended and I was like this is over like we're done like
nah put this to bed so then a couple months go by um and I just
someone brings him up and I'm like oh yeah he he probably still on twitch let's have a look
search his name on twitch comes up he's doing a live stream you can tell he's moved house because
the backdrop's all different whatever and then another couple months come past and I'm like
I wonder if he's still doing that I search his name and it comes up with like account like not being used in like two months like nothing's been posted
in two months and then a couple months go by again and I'm like I wonder if he like he's back on that
now so go search his account on Twitch and nothing comes up his whole profile is gone and I was like
okay so then I go onto Twitter his account
doesn't come up and I'm like where has this man gone but because I've searched him on Twitter
tweets about him have now come up so I was reading them and basically what I was getting was that he
got cancelled and he got basically driven off the internet and there were so many people
like saying how he was messaging them inappropriately and he always they always felt
like he was um taking advantage of them or always wanting to have images of other people and
wouldn't take no for an answer and like basically like the main theme of it was
that he was an absolute sex pest and I was like I honestly I almost gaslit myself and I was like
that's not him like they're not talking about him because that's not the guy I dated and I at no
point have I had conversation with him obviously so yeah that was my story. So, hope you enjoyed it.
What the hell?
Do you think it's someone hashtag famous?
Maybe it's someone
we hashtag now.
No, we don't know
any hashtag gamers.
We're not on Twitch.
We're the one platform we're not on.
We're not on the Twitch.
We're not on,
I don't have Twitch.
Is that what it is?
Oh my gosh, sorry.
That's way worse
than finding a boy on
Are We Dating the Same Guy. 100%. That is wild. He got fully cancelled and oh, you'd feel so like, oh my gosh sorry that's way worse than finding a boy on are we dating the same guy
100%
that is wild
he got fully cancelled
and oh you'd feel so like
gross
because he's come out
as like a bit of a sex pest
the thing is
it's so weird
do I know what a sex pest is
it's like just basically
someone who is a pest about sex
right
and like
like chases you for it
and like won't like
you know like
you know those boys
that just like
don't fucking,
they only contact you
when they want sex.
Yeah,
and they never take no for an answer.
Yes.
Yes.
Oh, come on.
I've got blue balls
and then when like,
when they've had sex with you,
they'll just forget about you
like because they're done
and they've got their,
they've got their goal.
Oh my God.
And he must have been like,
probably like messaging
a lot of girls
because he was like a gamer online.
It's also really weird.
Like,
you know when you know someone
and then like,
if Taylor didn't know him as that person
and then when you read those things about them,
it's so like dissociating.
Yeah.
And then you do question yourself
and your judgment
because you're like, wait, like...
Did I miss that?
Am I an enabler?
Did I enable a sex pest?
Yeah.
I think that all the time
when I watch these Netflix documentaries
about these bad, bad men.
Say it again.
Bad, bad men.
Bad, bad women.
That come out and you think,
oh my God, they had wives.
Like Stephen Bear's girlfriend.
What the fuck?
No, she's finally seen Jesus.
Oh, is she not with him anymore?
No, she's not with him anymore.
Finally.
Epic.
She must have gone to church.
I mean, she did support him
through a sex tape trial.
Quite wild.
Openly as well.
She must have found her way to church camp I mean, she did support him through a sex tape trial. Quite wild. Openly as well. She must have found
her way to church camp.
She,
the only way
that that girl
got enlightened
was through God.
That's wild.
No, but like,
you know,
even like Pablo Escobar's
wives and people,
like Hitler was married.
Aiding and abetting
is what I say.
It's mental.
Well, sometimes
people are different
behind closed doors.
But do you know what I mean?
Like sometimes the person that is presented to you, especially if you've got an online persona. Well, sometimes people are different behind closed doors. But do you know what I mean? Like, sometimes the person that is presented to you,
especially if you've got an online persona.
Also, especially if you also believe in their fucked upness.
Like, Stephen Bear's girlfriend's a really good example
because she actively consented.
Like, they were basically porn stars.
Yeah, so to her, it was like,
well, you had sex in front of a camera,
so, like, what did you expect?
I mean, it was a bit different because it was like a ring
doorbell or something, wasn't it? No, no, but she also then
would like have sex with him on OnlyFans.
I know, but I would think that I would have enough
brain cells, sorry, to
think that me consenting
is different to someone having sex in a garden
where there happens to be a camera and he pulls that
video and then puts it online. I hate to say
this because hashtag not all men, but they can be
so manipulative with their words. They can be be very manipulative and they can make you think like
steve i'm not saying she's a great girl obviously she might be but she might like steven would have
fed her all the lies yeah she just ate them up yeah for pudding babe you don't need to feel any
sort of way i'm just gassed that you got to follow this and that he was public so you could actually see the downfall of him.
Yeah, isn't that so sweet?
Sweet!
That is delicious!
Listen, we've come full circle
because Taylor One had revenge, best serve, cold.
She was shagging her ex's best friend
and now you're having revenge.
Because the internet cancelled the dickhead that left you.
Epic.
It's so validating when other people hate someone.
Yeah, you're like, oh right, yeah, good.
Good.
Me too, girls.
You should get on the tweets.
Yeah.
Really good.
I'm thrilled for you.
I'm sorry I am.
Really good.
I'm not thrilled for any
of the victims
of his sex pesting,
but I'm thrilled for the fact
that, you know,
you realised that he was
kind of cancelled
and was a wrong-an.
Great.
What is wrong with people?
You dodged a bullet.
Right, should we do a round-up?
Should we do a round-up?
Taylor number one.
Don't feel guilty.
I know that's an easy thing to say
and a hard thing to do.
But if you can,
take pleasure, actually,
in your revenge.
Yes, in the way that your future unfolded.
Okay, listen.
I'll give you some therapy speak now.
Come on.
You know when you have that feeling
when you think,
I actually feel...
You know, it's like you get a bit high off it.
Like, oh, I'm so happy that they're doing well and i'm doing like
they're having a piece they're having a shit life and i'm doing so well enjoy it for a second babe
it's actually a really natural human emotion to feel like joy in someone's downfall same as harriet
for a tale of four when someone's wronged you yes i think it's really normal. I think you can feel it for a moment.
Yeah.
Then you can move on to nothing but love,
health and wealth,
and then move on with your life.
You don't even need to move on to nothing but love.
You just need to move on to some kind of peace.
You'll never arrive at love.
I think we'll have,
no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, peace.
Or like indifference.
Indifference, exactly.
Indifference is a beautiful thing.
You don't need to have love for them.
You just need to have total indifference.
Yeah, agreed.
Number two,
Church Bob. Church Bob. Churchference. Yeah, agreed. Number two, Church Bob.
Church Bob.
Church Bob.
Yeah, no advice.
Anyway, good for you.
You moved on and I'm over the moon.
Number three, the group chat for me is star of the week.
Agreed, because of the fact that women just have women's backs.
And you all stayed mates.
Yeah, that is epic.
And I hope you're all keeping each other in the loop of how you're dating, how you're moving on.
Checking in for all the new boys you find
on Hinge
just in case
and all the single girls
get yourselves on
that Facebook group
what is it called?
Are We Dating
the Same Guy
number four
sex pest gamer
again
cancelled
rebel
hashtag cancelled
hashtag brilliant
hashtag over the moon
hashtag rebel
in the revenge
do you know what
would be great now babe
if you could get yourself
on Twitch
and become a really famous gamer
oh good
and take up the space
that he left behind
and just really thrive in it
I bet you there's not much space
where he was
where he was
no true
he was probably a mess
hopefully not many spaces
for sex pests online
I'm so sorry
I don't like to be
you know hashtag not all gamers
but that
that is mental
hashtag not all gamers
no hashtag not all gamers I'm sure that's very rare actually no hashtag not all gamers like why that is mental hashtag not all gamers no hashtag not all gamers
I'm sure that's very rare
actually
no hashtag not all gamers
like why sitting
in your rooms
all day gaming
oh babe
they earn a lot of money
that's really
judgy
oh really
you must get yourself
to church camp
oh
it's a really good profession
oh best get myself
in the baptism water
you best
because it's a really
good profession
they earn a lot of money
and if I could sit
on my arse and game I would okay Richard cut that that's how the Sid, because it's a really good profession. They earn a lot of money and if I could sit on my arse and game,
I would.
Okay, Richard, cut that.
That's how the Sidemen started.
It's no joke.
On Twitch?
Oh my God.
No, they started on YouTube,
but yeah.
I'm so,
I'm ever so sorry.
You'd be doing well
to date a gamer.
You best go and get on FIFA
right now,
is all I'm saying.
Thank you for listening, guys.
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