Leave A Message with Ally & G - 21 - Street Encounters, Revenge Dating & The Eras Tour

Episode Date: July 24, 2024

The Eras Tour has officially come to Leave A Message! As the Swifties and the Gallies temporarily become one - this weeks episode of the podcast is filled with all of the revenge, tumultuous break-up ...stories and female rage... well, that you'd expect in a Taylor Swift song really! We're talking post-church camp relationships, jealousy sparking over Instagram appearances and the ultimate revenge. Plus an encounter with multiple revelations via a Snapchat mishap! This week's lads are no Travis Kelce, sadly. Want to be a part of the group chat and featured on the pod? Send your voice note to https://wa.me/message/LLWFXNK4YXMHE1 (and please, don’t leave out ANY of the juicy details). NOTICE: Any advice provided in this podcast does not, and is not intended to, constitute professional advice or guidance; all information, content and materials presented are for entertainment purposes only. Any injury, damage or loss that may result from the consumption of this podcast is at the sole responsibility and risk of the listener. Follow Ally & G Instagram: @allyandg TikTok: @allyandg YouTube: @allyandg Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 okay this girl comes up to me in the street and i was with raw and she was like oh my god i love your tiktok so much you don't know her don't know her and i was like oh thank you so much her first first question was, where's G again? And then she went, is, because Raw was like a couple of paces to, like, he just wasn't, I don't know where,
Starting point is 00:00:30 I was like in a coffee shop and he was like by the hill. So like, we weren't right next to each other. Got him. And then she was like, is that Raw? Is this Raw?
Starting point is 00:00:38 And I was like, yeah. And she was like, not what I expected. Did she just listen to the pod then? She hadn't seen him on drive-thru? I guess so, because Raw was like, later he was like, so offended. Although he was like not what I expected. Did she just listen to the pod then? She hadn't seen him on drive-thru? I guess so because the role was like later he was like so offended. He's all over your Instagram.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I know. And he was like, I actually have made an appearance. I was their first guest. Oh my God. So was she saying it as if she was disappointed? I don't know. She was just like,
Starting point is 00:01:01 I thought he would be blonde. And I was like, what? And she was like, I thought he would be like, she did say a bit taller. And I thought, babe. She was just like, I thought he would be blonde. And I was like, what? And she was like, I thought he would be like, she did say a bit taller. And I thought, babe. Oh, babe, you made a soft spot there. Whoa, ho, ho.
Starting point is 00:01:14 This has happened to him three times now when he's been alone. Oh my God, I didn't tell you this. The other day he was on the tube and there were two girls opposite him and they were looking at him and then looking at their phone and like giggling. And he was like, I was so awkward
Starting point is 00:01:29 and I didn't know what to do. And I just got off at the next one, but I didn't need to get off at the next one. Oh my God, hilarious. Oh my God, so they think they recognised him? Yeah, 100%. But actually, we're like, like, you know, I asked it a couple of weeks ago
Starting point is 00:01:42 when people were like, you know, coming up and recognising him and us and whatever. He was saying really nice things about us, which actually is quite rare for him. He was like, because all of his friends were obviously rinsing him for it
Starting point is 00:01:53 and were like, oh, you're so famous now, la la la. And he was like, oh no, I'm really happy for them because it means that like, you know,
Starting point is 00:01:59 in the last six months they've really taken off and it's really, he was really, he was drunk. That's why he said all this stuff. Go on, Roar. That's why he said all this stuff. He'd had a drink. Yeah, he'd had a drink and the sun was shining and um but yeah it was his waistcoat
Starting point is 00:02:10 did he look good yeah he did he looked nice he looked really nice i said to him we must get you a little simon cowell heel must really yeah because in a hat and like he obviously he was wearing a top hat too but like in a hat i am am just much taller than him. Yeah, and you had a heel under June. But listen, I think it only... It doesn't bother me. I think it bothers him. It's sexy. When I see couples on red carpets
Starting point is 00:02:33 where the woman's way taller, I'm like digging it. Yeah, you go, girl. I love it. Zendaya and Tom Holland. Is she much taller than him? So much taller. Oh, I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:02:44 Yeah. I know they're not together. R.A. their marriage but so is her and joe jonas oh sorry we thought you meant sunday and tom holland oh my god thank god babe we haven't even spoken about taylor swift oh no oh my god oh my god oh my god okay guys i was i was honestly i was so hungover and I was genuinely an inch away from spending £847 on standing tickets. I have just got a tiny bit confused because you're not a Swiftie. I know.
Starting point is 00:03:12 No, no, I know. I've developed Swiftism. Yeah, because you had FOMO. Because everywhere I go, everyone's there and I walk down the high street, everyone's in their Taylor Swift outfits. They've got their bangles on, their bracelets. All of my friends have seen her and they said it was like a transformational life experience like
Starting point is 00:03:28 life my cousin when she didn't say that did you guys see the snot video no what you've not seen it it's not basically she's well to be fair i've said this to you for the like what else is she supposed to do but basically she like was like wiping oh yeah and then it like dangles off her finger and she's like wicks it away in the wind oh bless her no Raw's sister saw her in Liverpool oh it's horrible
Starting point is 00:03:50 and she was like it is three hours non-stop the longest break she has is a two minute break to get like in the whole show it's wild
Starting point is 00:03:58 so like let her wipe her snot in the wind she just flicks it oh that's bad I mean I'd go for the wipe I don't think I'd go for the wipe. I don't think I'd go for the flick into the crowd.
Starting point is 00:04:06 Maybe she's got nothing to wipe it on other than her glistening thigh. Her little glistening thigh. I'd just rub it in there. Also, some Swifties would love to catch that snort. To be fair,
Starting point is 00:04:14 they actually would. In the pit. Mouth open. Yay. They would. I did love them, her getting her boyfriend out. I thought that was pretty iconic.
Starting point is 00:04:22 Oh, I really love them. I'm not a Swifty. I don't know what's happened to me. I know, I don't. You literally have been overcome. I've been overcome. iconic. Oh, I really love them. I'm not a Swiftie. I don't know what's happened to me. I know, I know. You literally have been overcome. I've been overcome. You wouldn't have known half the songs. Not true.
Starting point is 00:04:29 No, Steph said that. She was like, when you're not like the Swifties, like no, she didn't do like all the like, she changed it every night, I think. I don't think her set list
Starting point is 00:04:36 was the same every night. It's a love story, baby. Because what did she do? You'd have one song. No, no, no. If you go back and listen to her, like look at her songs on Spotify. No, no, I know.
Starting point is 00:04:44 But I think she did do a lot of the like deep depths of the albums that you just wouldn't know. Like she didn't just do the singles. It was three and a half hours. She did like acoustic versions of some songs. Like apparently it was quite like you looked around,
Starting point is 00:04:57 you're like, God, I'm not diehard. I don't know. I just think, you know, when you go to things and then you come out and you think, Taylor Swift is one of those artists. I think like there aren't that many of them anymore.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Taylor Swift, Beyonce. Adele. Maybe Adele. The Weeknd. No, not The Weeknd. I do think The Weeknd will go down in history. He definitely will. He is the highest streamed artist on Spotify.
Starting point is 00:05:20 Who's The Weeknd? Don't you know? Yeah, no, I don't know. What, you just think that it's... I just know? Yeah, no, I don't know. What, you just think that it's what an opportunity to see her? Even Harry Styles I don't think will go down in history. I don't think they're at the same, like Adele, Taylor Swift and Beyonce are at like queen level. ABBA level.
Starting point is 00:05:37 I don't think Harry Styles and The Weeknd are quite there. So, you know, whenever... Harry Styles was very good. When our grandchildren are saying, oh, who would you have rather seen, Taylor Swift or Beyonce? And you can say, I actually saw both. I haven't seen either. I did see Beyonce.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Did you? Yeah. The one that just came? No, no, no. When I was like 19. I'm ready for the next round. Next round, I'm ready. This is the thing also, guys.
Starting point is 00:05:59 I've got a new, fresh perspective on life. Money comes, money goes. Experiences like that, you can only get once in a lifetime. I mean, 850 quid. I would have paid it. If Ru had paid it at that minute, I called my mum.
Starting point is 00:06:11 For an artist you fully don't even care that much about and I've never heard you speak about. 850 quid. Babe, I think the real reason, here's my mic drop, is that you were sad that you're not famous enough to have got tickets. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Because every famous person was there. That's No, no, no. Because every famous person was there. That's so not true actually because all the famous has bought their tickets. Do you think? Apart from like Tom Cruise. Prince William.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Apart from them, everyone bought their ticket. No, no, I wouldn't give a shit about that. I want to be in the pit. Yes. I want to be like, I don't,
Starting point is 00:06:39 no, no, no, no, no. You don't want to be in a box. No, no, no, no, no, no. I definitely don't want to be. Yeah, I just don't understand where this has come from for an artist I've never heard you speak about in your life. Ever. In three no. No, no, no. I definitely don't want to. Yeah, I just don't understand where this has come from for an artist I've never heard you speak about in your life.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Ever. In three years. Yeah, it's so weird, isn't it? Yeah. To want to spend 850 quid, that is a come down if ever I've heard one. Huh?
Starting point is 00:06:55 Yeah, her marketing. Yeah, fair. Is she in this building? Is she? Is she? Not physically, babe. No, no, I know. I think she signed.
Starting point is 00:07:04 I know, no, I know. That's what I mean. I don't think she was actually sitting upstairs. Guys, I wouldn't fucking be sat in this chair if she was sitting upstairs. Why is your obsession so sudden? Taylor, give me a ticket now. Has she finished now?
Starting point is 00:07:16 Me? It's done, isn't it? No, she's back in August, but we're away. My eyes did think, should I change my mind? Oh my God. No, no, something's come over me. I don't know what's happened she's 50
Starting point is 00:07:26 I'm 50 now I'm not like okay no I am quite in the depths of it actually our whole TikTok now is our whole every single video
Starting point is 00:07:33 is Taylor Swift yeah all I'm getting targeted with at the moment is Taylor Swift or Bridgerton yeah I can't get away from either yeah I feel quite overwhelmed by it all
Starting point is 00:07:39 that's because I've been watching Bridgerton yeah and then I've got no I've been watching it too then I've got Nicola Coughlin at Taylor Swift and I was like I can't deal with this anymore.
Starting point is 00:07:45 It's actually too much. Too much. Welcome to Leave a Message. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you for joining us. Wednesday, again, happy hump day. This is the podcast
Starting point is 00:07:55 by the galleys for the galleys and we basically get loads of your voice notes every week and we talk about them. We give some advice as a strong word. We dissect them. We laugh at them and we love about them we give some advice is a strong word we dissect them we laugh at them and we love to hear them what do you want to call the galleys this week taylor yeah i was gonna say
Starting point is 00:08:12 go on then hi girls so i've got a nice little interesting story um i've just finished my shift at 4am so where do i start so i was with my boyfriend for nearly a year met him when I wasn't looking for love came out of a relationship all that was perfect like our relationship was so good and then things a few months and started just being wrong like he would end stuff with me start silly arguments um became very untrustworthy and I find out he cheats on me as I'm coming back to see him and he picks me up from the train station when I find out I know brilliant I obviously take him back because I'm not stupid um time goes on it's not really working he fully breaks up with me like days before my birthday and it was a very toxic breakup we then um Karen seen each other as friends obviously
Starting point is 00:09:06 was doing other stuff and it just wasn't great for my mental health um I fully cut things off and we went four months no contact and as I um cut these things off he tells me that he cheated on me with six different girls like over 50 times like is laughing on voice notes like whatever I completely come off block him on everything and a few months down the line I'm kind of like learning to be happy like doing good and his best friend messages me and I'm like a bit suspicious like is this a setup it wasn't his best friend carries on messaging me for like two three weeks like we're messaging I'm still at uni at this point we carry on messaging I come back to my hometown meet up and we end up obviously doing stuff and to this day my ex still tries to contact me and he doesn't know that his best friend has done this I don't speak to his best friend anymore because I kind of just cut things off.
Starting point is 00:10:06 I felt very guilty. I know I shouldn't because he cheated on me and Karma is a bitch. But yeah, that's the tea. That's some hot tea, babe. That's got to be the ultimate revenge. Karma is my boyfriend. Karma is a cat.
Starting point is 00:10:21 Pouring on my love because it loves me. Karma's like a Vegas acrobat Me and karma vibe like that I'm a Swifty now, I told you I told you I'm a Swifty now I wouldn't have like She would have done the whole song Just to prove that she's a Swifty
Starting point is 00:10:36 Top to bot That's proper revenge I was gonna say Revenge is best served cold, babe He best I'd tell him I'd fucking plaster it on my Instagram, actually. Yeah, find a way to tell him. I shagged your
Starting point is 00:10:47 boyfriend. I shagged X person on the X date. Your best friend, yeah, for sure. You would. Sorry, loser. You cheated on me, and I, like, literally got the cat that got the cream. Your best friend fell in my lap. Why are you feeling guilty, babe? Sorry, we must She did say, I know I shouldn't. I know.
Starting point is 00:11:04 Guilt is a difficult thing. It comes from nowhere. Blindside you. You're like, whoa. I know, but you feel guilty because you feel like in a normal situation. You wouldn't do that, obviously. But this is not normal. He cheated on you with six girls or whatever it was.
Starting point is 00:11:17 Treated you very, very badly. And that is karma. I actually think even if you didn't want to shag his best friend, I would have done it anyway for the revenge. You'd have just found a way to get to the best friend. That is the way to really get them in the gut. I wouldn't have shagged any of my ex's friends.
Starting point is 00:11:32 For revenge? I'm sorry to say it, and I know I've spoken about this before, but send him some shit in the post. I don't know. No, this is better. Because men have huge egos. I think shit is take it or leave it. I don't think they're that bothered.
Starting point is 00:11:46 I think they think you're a psycho and that's boring. But their egos are so fragile. Oh, good. That if you shagged their best friend, that's way better than shit in the post. That's epic, babe. Yeah, good. That's 10 out of 10 from you.
Starting point is 00:11:58 And actually, you didn't even mean to do the best revenge ever, but you did it. You just accidentally kind of got like approached by his best friend and you thought, why not? Do a few bits. Felt on his dick, yeah. Just a few bits. Nothing to worry about. Maybe you didn't even go the whole way.
Starting point is 00:12:09 Who cares? And the fact that he's still voice noting you. I mean, it's fascinating when you break up with someone, like, the rules of contact. I think, I really, really think this from all my extensive market research. Boys have this sixth sense.
Starting point is 00:12:25 100%. When it's like, they know you're getting over them, they just message you. They're back. They're back. Like, what is that? What is that?
Starting point is 00:12:32 She even said to herself, I was just learning to be happy again. And then boom. Back. There he was. How did he know? How did he know? They must have rat somewhere.
Starting point is 00:12:41 No. Ratting on you. They must have ring cameras in homes. They must have something. They must be tracking us. Well, babe, listen, you shouldn't feel, I know it's not helpful to say you shouldn't because you do, but if you can try and dissociate yourself
Starting point is 00:12:53 from the normal, like, levels of guilt to what you did. Also, you didn't do it to spite him. It's different if you actually... Yeah, also, you're taking the higher ground you haven't even told him i'd have replied to one of those voice notes being like listen speak to darren about what we did on friday night and then get back to me do you know what i mean that's what i'd have done especially if he was being a knob like through the breakup and he was
Starting point is 00:13:17 being mean and saying horrible stuff i would have said something like oh by the way you left your t-shirt here and then like a day later be day later, be like, oh, shit, sorry, it's actually Darren's. Loser. Really good. Or just like, Darren's got a bigger dick than you. I'm just trying to think about what men care about. Yeah, like, I was going to go for the job. Darren's got a bigger job than you. Darren's makes more money than you.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Darren's... Darren was a better ride. You could definitely say that. 100%. 100%. Yeah, that one is LinkedIn profile. Babe, we're so bitter. We'd have literally used that to the death. We'd have probably, Darren was a better ride you could definitely say that 100% 100% yeah that one is LinkedIn profile we're so bitter we'd have literally used that to the death we'd have probably
Starting point is 00:13:49 we'd have been the psycho voice noting every week just reminding him of the fact that he's Shaggy's best friend I was thinking about that the other day because someone
Starting point is 00:13:55 was telling me about how they're trying to like approach their like breakup with like pure love and I just remember thinking we me and you
Starting point is 00:14:03 are living on two different planets because how you can come out of something like that oh am I allowed to thinking we me and you were living on two different planets because how you can come out of something like that oh am i allowed to do we need to wrap this up okay this is a super fast story my friend one of my oldest friends who you love yeah i know love love her ex-boyfriend cheated on her we thought with only two girls transpires it was like 16 or 17 when they were at uni and she obviously went through a lot of therapy but in the end she came out
Starting point is 00:14:28 feeling like I'm at peace and I'm like peace and love nothing but love and I thought babe nothing but love for him and for his
Starting point is 00:14:34 wandering dick of all the people who are entitled to bitterness and hatred in this world it's you it is you it is you
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Starting point is 00:16:00 make sure you leave us a voice note using all the details in the episode description. Now this can be about anything. Obviously obviously sometimes we ask you for specific topics but if you've got a story that you think girls need to hear this then get voice noting right number two okay hi galleys i've been thinking of like telling this story for a while and i was like it must come out it's time i knew this guy called well we'll call him Bob and I've liked him since like April 2023 and in the summer of 2023 I magically start chatting to him and I'm you know elated of course everything's going well go me and then things go a little bit
Starting point is 00:16:39 south because he goes in this church camp for a week, a week. And he apparently has this thing with this girl called Gabby there. Like she's wearing his hoodie, you know, that kind of like basic thing. And they apparently start chatting and he just kind of drifts away from me. But we still talk as friends. So I'm like, it's fine. So I'm with like a sort of friend of mine and I'm waffling about this fit guy I talk to, which is Bob. And I show her a photo and she goes, oh, my God, my sister is chatting to him.
Starting point is 00:17:11 So I go, oh, Gabby. And she goes, no. And I'm like, oh, dear me, I think I've got myself into a little bit of trouble here. She says that her name is, we'll call her Sarah. And I go, oh, oh dear this is bad so she messages him off my phone bearing in mind and she starts calling him up for chatting to two people at once and I'm like oh I feel awful this boy doesn't deserve this I don't know well maybe he did but I didn't know the full story I didn't know if he was even chatting to Gabby and I thought oh this isn't going well for me so basically it turns out that he hadn't been chatting to Gabby he was chatting to the other girl Sarah the whole time but he went to the cinema with Gabby and told Sarah he was going with
Starting point is 00:17:57 his dad but it turns out that Sarah had been cheating on him with another guy at a party and just dumped him. And there's a lot more to the story, but I think I'll leave it there because I don't know if it's my fault. Is there anything, like, was I in the wrong? Should I not have mentioned the other girl? And if you do need more info, I can send you another one
Starting point is 00:18:19 because a lot has happened since then. But that's the main gist and I thought you'd enjoy it. Wow. I'm lost, sorry. These I thought you'd enjoy it too. Wow. I'm lost, sorry. These throuples, they're too fucking much. How can anyone keep track
Starting point is 00:18:29 of the details of that? Gabby, Sarah and Taylor. I mean, it's too much. It's a lot. Did she go to church camp or did I hear that wrong? Bob went to... Bob went to church camp.
Starting point is 00:18:38 Right, so can we just... So Taylor was dating Bob. She loves him. Elated, she's talking to him. Gabby was dating... Wait, him and later she's talking to him no no no Gabby was dating no wait Gabby was talking to
Starting point is 00:18:48 Gabby was dating Bob and then no Taylor was dating Bob and then Bob went to church camp and met Gabby and then completely separately Taylor
Starting point is 00:18:58 was speaking to someone else about Sarah about Bob and this girl went show me a picture of Bob. She showed a picture of Bob
Starting point is 00:19:06 and she was like, my sister's talking to Bob. That's Sarah. So Bob's talking to Gabby, Sarah and Taylor. But turns out, Sarah's actually seeing someone else. So then they all got in trouble
Starting point is 00:19:17 because she told off Bob by actually Sarah was being a hypocrite because they were all kind of... She's also seeing someone else? Yes. Okay, guys, you've got to stop doing this. First of all, it's way too fucking seeing someone else. Yes. Okay, guys, you've got to stop doing this. First of all, it's way too fucking confusing.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Sorry, in the beginning of dating, you are allowed to talk to multiple people. It depends how old they are. And how far in they were. Why do they each have anything to do with it?
Starting point is 00:19:35 We might have to cut this because this might be insensitive to Christians. But I don't know if you're a kind of guy that's going to church camp, I don't know if you are allowed to talk to other girls, actually. Well, he's not shagging them. Well, I don't know if you are allowed to talk to other girls, actually.
Starting point is 00:19:45 Well, he's not shagging them. Well, I don't know. You know, blessed be the fruit. You shouldn't be... You shouldn't be... Blessed is the fruit. Blessing other fruits. Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:55 You must pick one fruit to bless. Stay on your fruit. No fruit salad for you, Bob. Do you know what I mean? Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob, Bob. I hope Faye doesn't mind me telling this story, but, oh my God, so she was dating this guy once, who actually,
Starting point is 00:20:10 I had shagged before her at, like, a party once, like, that was kind of by the by, just wanted to make sure everyone knew that I shagged him first. Anyway, she then started going out with him, maybe, like, six months, a year later or something. Actually, maybe later. She was a bit older when she went out with him, maybe, like, sixth form or before? I don't know. Anyway,
Starting point is 00:20:26 they were going out and he, they were like shagging. They were like together. They were kind of loving each other. She really loved him. She thought he was so funny. I kind of thought his jokes were dead. But anyway, he then went to Christian camp. Church camp. He came back,
Starting point is 00:20:42 sat her down and was like, I want to be celibate and I don't want to be with you anymore. I know a lot of people. They were shagging. They'd been fully shagging prior to church camp. Yeah. He came back, sat her down and was like, I want to be celibate and I don't want to be with you anymore. I know a lot of people. Broke up with her. They were shagging. They'd been fully shagging prior to church camp. Listen, babe, I've got lots of these stories in the locker. I'm so glad this has come up. He saw the light.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Yeah. Resurrected from the dead. He was born again. He was born again. Then he moved to Australia, met someone, married, baby. All the shebang bangalang. Faye, heartbroken at home because her boyfriend suddenly doesn't want to shag her anymore
Starting point is 00:21:07 and loves Jesus. Sorry, Faye, you were not better than Jesus, but the Australian girl was. Sorry, got to say it. Well, the Australian girl would marry him. Oh, okay. So then you can get involved. But were they celibate before their marriage?
Starting point is 00:21:20 I didn't ask. Send him a WhatsApp. Okay, I will. I know a lot of people who were shagging about, contracting, you know, all sorts of STIs in their teenage years. Having a good time.
Starting point is 00:21:34 Do you know what I mean? Living their life. Living their Jesus-free life. Then they, for some reason, I actually know three people that this has happened to, go to church camp, they're celibate. Sorry, I might go to church camp. Maybe that's what I need.
Starting point is 00:21:49 Oh my God. Oh my God. I wouldn't mind to find Jesus. Listen, we used to say this, babe. People who are close to Jesus, they have good lives. They have really good lives and good skin. I always think that. Did you see Benson Boone?
Starting point is 00:22:02 Because he sings about Jesus all the time and his skin was remarkable. And I've been in a hole. You're now a Swifty. I'm think that. Did you see Benson Boone? Because he sings about Jesus all the time and his skin was remarkable. And I've been in a hole. You're now a Swifty. I'm a Benson Booner. Because honestly, that line where he says the only man you've ever loved is Jesus. When it gets to that line, I then restart the song and I listen up to that line and then I start again. I love it.
Starting point is 00:22:17 Maybe we should stop worshipping ourselves, Taylor Swift and Benson Boone and start worshipping Jesus. I actually think I might pick up the Bible on my way home. Okay, great. We'll stop at Waterstones. Yeah. Do they do it there? Yeah, because I really, listen,
Starting point is 00:22:29 they've all come back, these three church kids, kids, I say kids, they're adults, they're virgins. One of them, babe, I went to school with, she was born again Christian
Starting point is 00:22:37 but my other friend went for dinner with her and this girl, let's call her Margaret, church Margaret, said to my other friend, are you sleeping in the same bed as your boyfriend? And other friend was like obviously yes and she was like your your soul is eternally damned and you will go to hell word for word your you will be eternally damned and
Starting point is 00:22:55 your soul will go to hell and she thought she was joking obviously so she laughed i would laugh and she was like do you think that's funny that your soul will be eternally damned in hell forever no i think it's funny that you would have the audacity to say that to me you witch and i then i asked pp i asked pp is margaret really being celibate and she was like you don't fucking sit down at the dinner table and talk about your fucking soul being eternally damned and be having sex before marriage you got what if you are then you got Mark, you and me need to have a chat because you've got serious issues. If you're on that high horse,
Starting point is 00:23:29 you best be on your knees every night reading those Psalms. I'm not having anything less than that. Lord's Prayer 12 times a day, babe. Yes, please. Hail Mary. Hail Margaret. Sorry. You best be at church Monday to Sunday. You best be giving a bit of your salary away to the church
Starting point is 00:23:46 because that is wrong. That is judgy. Yeah. Anyway, babe, take the two. You're better off without, I'd say. Without Jesus? Never without Jesus because he's the big man. He's the big man.
Starting point is 00:23:58 And you've always got to say, just in case you're listening, just in case you are real. Our Father who art in heaven, hallowed be thy name. Thy kingdom come. God, that's etched on my soul, that prayer. Oh, that's funny.
Starting point is 00:24:10 Right, number three? Two. Three. Oh, goodness. This is a short one, but I saw the Instagram post, and so I'll share. I was once, I think I was just chatting to this guy. I don't think we'd actually gone, like we'd matched on a dating app. We hadn't actually gone on a date. I worked at a restaurant
Starting point is 00:24:32 at the time. One night I was working away and he comes in on a date. And look, we'd really only been chatting for like a few weeks. So I don't think it was that big of a deal. I think I remember just kind of ignoring it and laughing about it with my girlfriends at the time. Then a week later, I get randomly added into a Snapchat group with about 10 other girls. And when I open up the group to see what it's all about, all I see is his name at the top is the first person that left. So I think he's probably gone to send all of the girls he was chatting to slash, you know, dating at the time, the
Starting point is 00:25:13 same photo and accidentally added us all to a group chat. So once I worked that out, you know, the girls were chatting in the group chat about, you know, what this was and, you know, trying to figure it all out. And when I saw his name, I was like, hang on, did we all match with slash go on a date with, insert his name? It was pretty sad, though. There were some girls that had been dating him for, like, six months. There were some girls that had been dating him for, like, one or two dates.
Starting point is 00:25:39 There were some, like, me who had only been chatting to him. But we did end up making a group chat or keeping a group chat rather um and made some friends out of it so all wells would end well right this that's an advert to not use doubt chat he got it wrong whoa that is a mistake it's like when you're talking about someone then you accidentally type in their name. Or you send the screenshot of your own conversation back to the person. That is so bad. That is enough. Honestly, that's enough
Starting point is 00:26:10 for me to change my name. When that happens, that sinking feeling, he must have absolutely shit himself. Exit group, exit group! And then Wi-Fi's so bad. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Oh no, and you're panicked. You're panicked to be unsent, unsent. That is so bad that really is bad oh my god babe sorry we have to talk about are you dating the same guy
Starting point is 00:26:29 yeah we have to now sorry it's crazy okay we've been saving this because we were hoping to do a whole ep on this but no one's come through I don't know why
Starting point is 00:26:36 because there were so fucking many of you in our DMs yeah I don't know where you've all gone you've all got a bit scaredy cat when the voice notes were being asked for
Starting point is 00:26:41 sorry about you I'm gonna bear myself for you girls don't worry someone will hold the torch no hashtag no defamation hashtag this is all hyper alleged like so this is so alleged it's so alleged and we have not asked the alleged person for an alleged response because we allegedly don't care and also he has absolutely no alleged right to reply oh no right to reply no he foregoed that a long time ago yeah yeah so similarly i went on a day recently and you will all know this date because it was plastered all over our tick tock we put it on tick tock and we made a
Starting point is 00:27:12 funny video about it because hashtag everything is content and um anyway turns out that exactly the same thing happened to me suddenly ali and i and I, me personally, the comment section, inundated with girls that have dated this guy at the same time. And the only reason that they knew it was the same guy was because his picture and the one that I actually zoned in on
Starting point is 00:27:38 because of the animal in question. Yes. They recognised it from his dating profile. Yeah, and there's this, you all know about this maybe, because I feel like the galleys know about this kind of stuff. Yeah, the galleys all know about this.
Starting point is 00:27:51 There's a Facebook page called, Are We Dating the Same Guy? London, you've got to get in the London one. Get in an area specific one. There's a UK and then there's like area specific, it's regional. UK's a bit much. You can't be trolling through all of that.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I know this guy on his Snapchat, they could have been anywhere. Yeah, true. That's true. These men! Hashtag not all men. It's what the admin it must take to date and talk to that many girls. Are you on drugs? No, but that's
Starting point is 00:28:18 the problem, is that he's obviously fucked the admin. The admin is so intense he can't actually... BCC. BCC. BCC is what he intended to do and he did not. He group chatted. Idiot. Anyway, so this girl who I started talking to them because I was fascinated. She messaged us like being like, you have to see my DMs. You have to, you have to. So then she sent us voice notes. Yeah. And it was her friend that it had happened to where basically her friend had been seen somehow. Somehow a girl had contacted her friend
Starting point is 00:28:45 to be like, I'm dating that guy. That girl had then sent her screenshots of him being featured in this group chat multiple times. Like there are like a hundred reactions to that photo. By girls being like,
Starting point is 00:28:56 I'm dating him, red flag. He was dating three girls at the same time. I knew someone who had a bad experience with him. Bad. I mean, it's so bad because- No, that's not even the worst, babe. The worst is... Okay, do you really want the hot tea?
Starting point is 00:29:08 The hot tea was... Oh, I can't even... I don't even know the hot tea. Tell me. Babe, you were in the car with the hot tea. You actually were the spiller of the hot tea. The hot tea was that a girl, he had been dating...
Starting point is 00:29:18 No, that's not the hot tea. Well, that is the hot tea, but rewind for the hot tea is that we put up the video and we hadn't blocked his face out and he messaged G being like, you have to take that down.
Starting point is 00:29:28 And we thought, oh, lol, he can't handle the fame. Defamation. Not that we said anything bad about him at this point. No, we had literally just like,
Starting point is 00:29:37 showed the back of his head. In hindsight, we will ask permission to feature people's faces moving forward. We will put privacy screen on your face. We will always put privacy screen on your face now unless al's giving you hand drops
Starting point is 00:29:49 because you know what i mean yeah then we're entitled to your face sure or we've got permission written but so then i'm like i'm saying to al i wonder why he's suddenly so like touchy about it like he was kind of into it so i pushed a bit more suddenly turns out he admits to the fact that a girl had messaged him being like what the fuck I saw you on a date because she was meant to be on a date with him that night and he had bailed on her to see me and she only knew because she follows us on TikTok and saw the video of him yeah so then he's asking me to take the video down because he's a coward and then I was obviously tamping fuming raging because I thought he's asking me to take the video down because he's a coward and then I was obviously tamping fuming raging
Starting point is 00:30:26 because I thought he's not just like this you know weak vulnerable man who's who's just trying to find a girlfriend as well like
Starting point is 00:30:33 I get it in the early stages when you're dating a lot of people fine but you're fully like starting to shag people I mean god only knows fingers crossed
Starting point is 00:30:40 my SHL test hasn't come back yet should I pray to god oh just started holding my breath for that one. But like, it is like,
Starting point is 00:30:48 bad vibes. No, listen. Don't be on TikTok. You don't have to be. That's not the issue. The issue is the only reason is because he lied.
Starting point is 00:30:58 He lied to this other girl to say, oh, I'm not feeling up to it. When actually, you know, he was shagging Argy. I mean, the moral of the story is... Stay off your phone.
Starting point is 00:31:11 No. No! Women are amazing. Yeah, yeah. Like, girls got girls. Like, that's crazy. You all stayed in that group chat, probably started slagging him off,
Starting point is 00:31:22 and then all stayed friends. Like, that is epic. Epic. And he thought he could just like have all of you at the same time. No thank you. We'll find out. And that's what I think is,
Starting point is 00:31:31 they're so thick. Girls have burner accounts. Girls have accounts on Facebook. Girls have friends who talk to everyone. Girls have other friends on dating apps. We know what you're saying to other girls. Like you are wild if you don't think we've got a network of spies
Starting point is 00:31:45 working overtime to catch these little fuckers. You just be careful out there. Really good. And definitely be careful if your date makes you mind up on TikTok. Okay, we're going to have a bonus voice note. Go on then. Okay, hi. So I had this story about this guy that I dated in first year of uni. We dated for like a couple months.
Starting point is 00:32:09 We got back together in like third year. We had another little fling. And when I first met him, he had a pretty professional job, good money, all this stuff. And when he came back from traveling, he didn't go back into that and he became a streamer um and then by the time I was finishing up with uni like things kind of didn't work out the way we thought it would and we broke things off and when I moved home from uni he messaged me being like oh I'm so sorry for how things ended and I was like this is over like we're done like nah put this to bed so then a couple months go by um and I just someone brings him up and I'm like oh yeah he he probably still on twitch let's have a look
Starting point is 00:32:53 search his name on twitch comes up he's doing a live stream you can tell he's moved house because the backdrop's all different whatever and then another couple months come past and I'm like I wonder if he's still doing that I search his name and it comes up with like account like not being used in like two months like nothing's been posted in two months and then a couple months go by again and I'm like I wonder if he like he's back on that now so go search his account on Twitch and nothing comes up his whole profile is gone and I was like okay so then I go onto Twitter his account doesn't come up and I'm like where has this man gone but because I've searched him on Twitter tweets about him have now come up so I was reading them and basically what I was getting was that he
Starting point is 00:33:40 got cancelled and he got basically driven off the internet and there were so many people like saying how he was messaging them inappropriately and he always they always felt like he was um taking advantage of them or always wanting to have images of other people and wouldn't take no for an answer and like basically like the main theme of it was that he was an absolute sex pest and I was like I honestly I almost gaslit myself and I was like that's not him like they're not talking about him because that's not the guy I dated and I at no point have I had conversation with him obviously so yeah that was my story. So, hope you enjoyed it. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:34:28 Do you think it's someone hashtag famous? Maybe it's someone we hashtag now. No, we don't know any hashtag gamers. We're not on Twitch. We're the one platform we're not on. We're not on the Twitch.
Starting point is 00:34:37 We're not on, I don't have Twitch. Is that what it is? Oh my gosh, sorry. That's way worse than finding a boy on Are We Dating the Same Guy. 100%. That is wild. He got fully cancelled and oh, you'd feel so like, oh my gosh sorry that's way worse than finding a boy on are we dating the same guy 100%
Starting point is 00:34:46 that is wild he got fully cancelled and oh you'd feel so like gross because he's come out as like a bit of a sex pest the thing is it's so weird
Starting point is 00:34:54 do I know what a sex pest is it's like just basically someone who is a pest about sex right and like like chases you for it and like won't like you know like
Starting point is 00:35:02 you know those boys that just like don't fucking, they only contact you when they want sex. Yeah, and they never take no for an answer. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:09 Yes. Oh, come on. I've got blue balls and then when like, when they've had sex with you, they'll just forget about you like because they're done and they've got their,
Starting point is 00:35:17 they've got their goal. Oh my God. And he must have been like, probably like messaging a lot of girls because he was like a gamer online. It's also really weird. Like,
Starting point is 00:35:24 you know when you know someone and then like, if Taylor didn't know him as that person and then when you read those things about them, it's so like dissociating. Yeah. And then you do question yourself and your judgment
Starting point is 00:35:36 because you're like, wait, like... Did I miss that? Am I an enabler? Did I enable a sex pest? Yeah. I think that all the time when I watch these Netflix documentaries about these bad, bad men.
Starting point is 00:35:45 Say it again. Bad, bad men. Bad, bad women. That come out and you think, oh my God, they had wives. Like Stephen Bear's girlfriend. What the fuck? No, she's finally seen Jesus.
Starting point is 00:35:56 Oh, is she not with him anymore? No, she's not with him anymore. Finally. Epic. She must have gone to church. I mean, she did support him through a sex tape trial. Quite wild.
Starting point is 00:36:04 Openly as well. She must have found her way to church camp I mean, she did support him through a sex tape trial. Quite wild. Openly as well. She must have found her way to church camp. She, the only way that that girl got enlightened was through God.
Starting point is 00:36:11 That's wild. No, but like, you know, even like Pablo Escobar's wives and people, like Hitler was married. Aiding and abetting is what I say.
Starting point is 00:36:19 It's mental. Well, sometimes people are different behind closed doors. But do you know what I mean? Like sometimes the person that is presented to you, especially if you've got an online persona. Well, sometimes people are different behind closed doors. But do you know what I mean? Like, sometimes the person that is presented to you, especially if you've got an online persona. Also, especially if you also believe in their fucked upness.
Starting point is 00:36:34 Like, Stephen Bear's girlfriend's a really good example because she actively consented. Like, they were basically porn stars. Yeah, so to her, it was like, well, you had sex in front of a camera, so, like, what did you expect? I mean, it was a bit different because it was like a ring doorbell or something, wasn't it? No, no, but she also then
Starting point is 00:36:47 would like have sex with him on OnlyFans. I know, but I would think that I would have enough brain cells, sorry, to think that me consenting is different to someone having sex in a garden where there happens to be a camera and he pulls that video and then puts it online. I hate to say this because hashtag not all men, but they can be
Starting point is 00:37:03 so manipulative with their words. They can be be very manipulative and they can make you think like steve i'm not saying she's a great girl obviously she might be but she might like steven would have fed her all the lies yeah she just ate them up yeah for pudding babe you don't need to feel any sort of way i'm just gassed that you got to follow this and that he was public so you could actually see the downfall of him. Yeah, isn't that so sweet? Sweet! That is delicious! Listen, we've come full circle
Starting point is 00:37:30 because Taylor One had revenge, best serve, cold. She was shagging her ex's best friend and now you're having revenge. Because the internet cancelled the dickhead that left you. Epic. It's so validating when other people hate someone. Yeah, you're like, oh right, yeah, good. Good.
Starting point is 00:37:45 Me too, girls. You should get on the tweets. Yeah. Really good. I'm thrilled for you. I'm sorry I am. Really good. I'm not thrilled for any
Starting point is 00:37:52 of the victims of his sex pesting, but I'm thrilled for the fact that, you know, you realised that he was kind of cancelled and was a wrong-an. Great.
Starting point is 00:38:00 What is wrong with people? You dodged a bullet. Right, should we do a round-up? Should we do a round-up? Taylor number one. Don't feel guilty. I know that's an easy thing to say and a hard thing to do.
Starting point is 00:38:10 But if you can, take pleasure, actually, in your revenge. Yes, in the way that your future unfolded. Okay, listen. I'll give you some therapy speak now. Come on. You know when you have that feeling
Starting point is 00:38:21 when you think, I actually feel... You know, it's like you get a bit high off it. Like, oh, I'm so happy that they're doing well and i'm doing like they're having a piece they're having a shit life and i'm doing so well enjoy it for a second babe it's actually a really natural human emotion to feel like joy in someone's downfall same as harriet for a tale of four when someone's wronged you yes i think it's really normal. I think you can feel it for a moment. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:46 Then you can move on to nothing but love, health and wealth, and then move on with your life. You don't even need to move on to nothing but love. You just need to move on to some kind of peace. You'll never arrive at love. I think we'll have, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Starting point is 00:38:57 Yeah, peace. Or like indifference. Indifference, exactly. Indifference is a beautiful thing. You don't need to have love for them. You just need to have total indifference. Yeah, agreed. Number two,
Starting point is 00:39:06 Church Bob. Church Bob. Churchference. Yeah, agreed. Number two, Church Bob. Church Bob. Church Bob. Yeah, no advice. Anyway, good for you. You moved on and I'm over the moon. Number three, the group chat for me is star of the week. Agreed, because of the fact that women just have women's backs.
Starting point is 00:39:19 And you all stayed mates. Yeah, that is epic. And I hope you're all keeping each other in the loop of how you're dating, how you're moving on. Checking in for all the new boys you find on Hinge just in case and all the single girls get yourselves on
Starting point is 00:39:29 that Facebook group what is it called? Are We Dating the Same Guy number four sex pest gamer again cancelled
Starting point is 00:39:37 rebel hashtag cancelled hashtag brilliant hashtag over the moon hashtag rebel in the revenge do you know what would be great now babe
Starting point is 00:39:43 if you could get yourself on Twitch and become a really famous gamer oh good and take up the space that he left behind and just really thrive in it I bet you there's not much space
Starting point is 00:39:51 where he was where he was no true he was probably a mess hopefully not many spaces for sex pests online I'm so sorry I don't like to be
Starting point is 00:39:59 you know hashtag not all gamers but that that is mental hashtag not all gamers no hashtag not all gamers I'm sure that's very rare actually no hashtag not all gamers like why that is mental hashtag not all gamers no hashtag not all gamers I'm sure that's very rare actually no hashtag not all gamers
Starting point is 00:40:07 like why sitting in your rooms all day gaming oh babe they earn a lot of money that's really judgy oh really
Starting point is 00:40:15 you must get yourself to church camp oh it's a really good profession oh best get myself in the baptism water you best because it's a really
Starting point is 00:40:21 good profession they earn a lot of money and if I could sit on my arse and game I would okay Richard cut that that's how the Sid, because it's a really good profession. They earn a lot of money and if I could sit on my arse and game, I would. Okay, Richard, cut that. That's how the Sidemen started. It's no joke.
Starting point is 00:40:29 On Twitch? Oh my God. No, they started on YouTube, but yeah. I'm so, I'm ever so sorry. You'd be doing well to date a gamer.
Starting point is 00:40:36 You best go and get on FIFA right now, is all I'm saying. Thank you for listening, guys. We love your voice notes. You keep us laughing. Thank you so, so much. And please keep sending them in. We need your voice notes. We keep us laughing. Thank you so, so much. And please keep sending them in.
Starting point is 00:40:46 We need your voice notes. We need you to vote on question of the week. We need it. I need to post question of the week. I'll get on that, girls. But yeah, Adam, other than that. Have a great day. Happy Wednesday.
Starting point is 00:40:57 I hope wherever you are, it's sunny and it's not too hot and bothering. And come back next week, please. Okay, love you, bye. Love you, bye.

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