Leave A Message with Ally & G - 34 - What Did You Do Today? I Got My Forehead Pumped

Episode Date: October 23, 2024

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oh much better we were just talking about um the difference between withholding the truth and lying and like where is the line because i think so you just said what did you just say I'm not sure that withholding the truth is lying if you have the intention to eventually tell the truth like if for the other person's benefit you're withholding the truth or you're kind of in a position where you have to withhold the truth until you have say all your facts or all your resources in a line, then I'm not sure that that counts as lying because you're never actually saying anything that's not the truth.

Do you know what I mean? Yes, but if you never intend to let them know the truth, like, okay, for example, Give us a good one. I don't know, you go on holiday and like you get a lot of male attention and you're in a relationship and your boyfriend asks you like,

it's difficult when you're asked direct. If you're asked, did you get attention on holiday, you say no, that's lying. Exactly. But if you go home and you just completely don't say a thing, that is withholding the truth, but you don't intend to ever tell him. Yeah, but so is that lying?

I don't know. Listen, it's a grey know i personally would would say no yeah because i do that often because it is for like the good of the other person in your eyes like you're being well intended i guess if you're the other person in that situation you would want to know yeah so withholding the truth does feel like, not a lie, but like you've been cheated of the truth. You didn't tell me. Yeah. It's hard. So you then need to eventually tell them to like,

you know, clear your name, clear your good name. But it's not like, oh. In the right way. In the right way. Sometimes that's the thing.

It's like, sometimes it's not the right setting to like share certain information. I had that with Rue last night, by the way. Oh my God, is he home? No,

no, no. Because I was speaking to- Guys, our boyfriend's away and I really miss him he's been away forever feels like forever

I know I need him to hang a coat hook and it's driving me mad I need him home now yeah must get home now yeah he asked me what did you do today and I was like

oh because basically last night I don't know if I'm allowed to say this we went to get our foreheads pumped up I don't know if you're allowed to talk about Botox on the phone but but hey, hey. We'll run that past our... We'll run that past our editor, yeah.

Our woke producer. Anyway, he asked me, what did you do? And I was like, yeah, I had a meeting that we filmed. Do not tell him. Your face doesn't move, babe.

How doesn't he know? No, because like, I just didn't say, I don't feel the need to say, oh yeah, and then I went to get my forehead pumped up. Does he feel funny about it?

No, because like, he's going to know when my forehead doesn't move. Sure. But I don't need forehead pumped up. Does he feel funny about it? No because like he's going to know when my forehead doesn't move. Sure. But I don't need the lecture twice. Does he not enjoy it? He doesn't. He just like he always is like

you're going to look like a plastic like and I'm like I don't think you understand like the vast spectrum that is aesthetic procedures. Like it's not one size fits all. And I just, I can't, I was like 10 o'clock and I was like,

I just can't be arsed to have that conversation. So I withheld the truth and I don't intend to tell him the date that, like, he'll know, but I don't intend to tell him. Yeah, it's a bit like,

but is that a lie, maybe? Because he did directly ask me, what did you do? Yeah, potentially that's a lie because you didn't, you withheld the truth, but, what did you do? Yeah, potentially that's a lie because you didn't... I did withhold a lot. You withheld the truth, but also did you say, I guess by saying you did nothing, you lied because you didn't do nothing.

Yeah, and then I was like, yeah, and then I just had dinner. I suppose you could be really clever in your response and be like, what did I do? Oh, I... Then I like went for a walk. I had dinner. Then you could just stop. Like, that's not a lie.

Then there was something yeah oh it's really tricky go on Rihanna what do you think? have you guys seen that video that's been going around of Olivia Atwood's podcast

of the nip and tuck she's yes with her facelift yeah she got her facelift at 34 shut the fuck up because she was like

I had so much filler in my actual face that like, everyone's saying Kylie Jenner's had a facelift too. What? Because they've overthought that. Yeah, I see this on TikTok all the time. You need to look behind the ear. No, no, it's here. It's this one here. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because of you watching

Nobody Wants This on Netflix with Kristen Bell. Yeah, I've started that. She must have had a facelift. You'd think so. She's 44. She's always there. She's always looked young. She looks like Cher. Her face doesn't move. I mean, I do think Kylie Jenner's

facelift is an absolute 10 out of 10 job. Like, I think that she looks considerably better than she did. You can't be having a facelift at 25.

Also, I don't condone facelifts at 25, but like, it's the lesser of two evils. But can't you just have it dissolved?

Yeah, but that's the problem is actually the dissolving actually contributes massively because it's like, then it just, like, it doesn't, where does it go? Oh, I know just have it dissolve. Yeah, but that's the problem, is actually the dissolving actually contributes massively because it's like, then it just, like, it doesn't, where does it go when you dissolve it? Oh, I know I'm going to sound like an old hag, but we've gone too far.

We've all gone too far. It's scary. This is the problem, though. So Olivia Atwood, sorry, I've got to deep dive in this. She just said, I've had a facelift. The girl on her, yeah, she was like, my face was just like so overfilled. Oh, sorry, not Olivia Atwood, the guest.

She had the Nip and Tuck podcast on her podcast. Got it, got it, got it, got it, got it. And she just was like, yeah, they were like squeezing filler out. And like, there was four centimetres on each side of my face to pull. And yeah, apparently loads of colour on my face. This is the problem though. I do agree we've gone too far because people do take it to the limit. And I'm like like you're never supposed

to get there. It's not I suppose it's not supposed to be like a means to restructure your entire face

to look like a different person. They're called tweakments. Tweakments. Yeah. Not like change my whole fucking facial structure.

Wow. Yeah. I think Kylie Jenner looks so much better though. You can't say that and then caveat it with her looking better. She does look better with a facelift than she did at Paris Fashion Week. Really? I didn't even see

because she was in that big dress. I couldn't see her face. Her like under eyes. When did she have her facelift then? Like two seconds ago? Yeah, like it would have been now also it's like they're so fast. They're in and out because it is literally just a slit there and they just pull the skin. You might have to wear like an ear bandage or something.

I bet it's expensive though, isn't it? Oh, yeah. I bet you need a very, very good plastic surgeon. I can't tell when people have it though. The problem is when you have work, aesthetic procedures done well, you shouldn't really know you've had them done. That's kind of the point.

Like it should just be like a very subtle change. You should just look well. Do you know what I mean? And hydrated. We've all gone too far. And people do take it way too far. And then they're having the emergency facelift at 25. I do not want to need a facelift at 33.

That's wild. Yeah, wild. I might do it at 60 as a birthday present. Listen, after my kids, I'm having a full body. You're doing your tits. I'm doing my tits, I'm doing my fanny, and I'm just... You're doing your fanny! Yeah, if I have to push them out...

I had a friend whose mum had four kids. She had three siblings. And she used to have this machine that would, like, tighten her nun. And we used to all play with it and find it so funny. Because it was, like, this weird, like, electrode-like thing that she put in her fanny and it tightened her, like, actual vagina up. with it and find it so funny because it was like this weird like electrode like thing that she put in her fanny and it tightened her like actual vagina up. Did it work? Apparently so. And we used to all just like poke each other with it.

Are you going to invest? I was like, does it work? I'm not there yet. I don't, I'm not quite yet. I literally said this morning on my walk, I was looking around, it was a school run and I, oh! That is enough contraception. I literally thought to myself,

it's actually a selfless act. It ruins your entire, it ends your life. I was thinking, like, you don't have a minute in the day. Not a single minute. A minute to yourself. Not even 10 minutes for a red light mask. When I nannied, I did not have one piss alone. Yeah.

In the whole year and a half I was there. Yeah. Because they're just in on you all the time. Can't even wee in peace. They never leave. That is half the problem with children, actually. When I used to stay overnight to have a bath, they'd all come in fascinated, get in the bathroom,

and you just think, oh my God, guys. Personal space. And they don't get it. Kids don't get it. It's too much. They don't care. I'm like all for surrogacy. I was saying that to someone the other day.

I've got lots and lots of people in my family. Have you? Two. Lots. In my, well, like, in the family. Two is a lot. That's actually quite a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No other day. I've got lots and lots of people in my family. Have you? Two. Lots. In my, well, like, in the family. Two is a lot. That's actually quite a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I've got zero, so yeah. It's pretty good. Comparatively lots, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I think it's a really, really, like, lovely thing to be able to do if you, like, my aunt and uncle, they had two kids of their own

and then they basically decided they wanted another, but, like, they were a bit older and so they couldn't have another their own and then they basically decided they wanted another but like they were a bit older and so they couldn't have another one naturally and so they just adopted one. Adopted one, just picked one. Just picked one up. That is special though because you actually were chosen by your parents. Yeah, that was epic.

And also, I do always say touch wood, pray to the angels I can actually have children naturally. But if I couldn't, I would do it because You're such a c-section mom though no no you're gonna book in no you're gonna say oh the problem is okay right you're gonna go in full tan wax blow dry and you're gonna know the day and you're gonna be like 2 p.m c-section no okay can i tell you i read this book about bacteria and basically you have a better immune... No, that is true.

You have a better immune system if you have a vaginal birth. Yeah, because your body doesn't know that it's done it if you're C-section. Correct. And you need all the bacteria from the vaginal birth. Yeah. Did you know that if you have a child with someone with the opposite blood type to you,

you'll have to have a shot in your bum or your back for the rest of your life? Wait, what? I literally called my mum straight after. I saw the video on TikTok. I was like, what is my blood type? Is that real'll have to have a shot in your bum or your back for the rest of your life. Wait, what? I literally called my mum straight after I saw the video on TikTok. I was like, what is my blood type? Is that real? She has no idea. Yeah. Wait, what do you mean? The mother has to have a shot? So if you're positive and your partner's negative, that means that you have to have a shot in the back of your

bum or back or whatever for the rest of your life. But why? I don't know. The child or the... The mother. The mother? Yeah. Fuck. It's just not safe having kids. Sorry. It's a dangerous sport. Do you know what blood type you are? No, no idea.

I don't actually know the letter because I forget because there's so many letters but I know it can go to lots of different people and that's why I give blood so often. Big up. Big up my blood type. Anyway, I'm actually all for the virginal birth

because my immune system is a piece of shit and you and Raw have the best immune systems we're like oxen it's because we're vikings and no no it's from Norway it's because you were vaginally birthed and it's because your mother's bacteria vaginal bacteria yeah I honestly there is so much action yeah me and my sister were both my mom's tiny baby yeah fair fucking hell this is my problem though and I just like I need to get some forceps up there or something to like widen it up before I get.

You need to get shagging. I don't think that's going to do it babe. I think that's a myth, isn't it? Yeah. Do you know how big a baby is compared to a cock?

I don't know, not the cocks I play with. I'm joking. Fuck off. I'm joking. Should we get into it then? Are you going to do an intro? Yeah,

welcome to Leave a Message. This is a podcast for the galleys by the galleys. We love getting your voice notes every single week. We do our best to answer and discuss all your questions and queries. And this week the galleys are called... We love an Olivia. We need like a vaginal name. Fanny.

I used to love Fanny and the Faraway Tree. Do you remember those books? Sorry, can I tell you something? That just made me think. I will never forget when I went to Disneyland in Singapore for the first time. I was tiny. And the names, like they were all called Fanny. In Singapore?

Every single one of them. They're called like Fanny. They're genuine names. Happy, Fanny, Rainbow. Those are the three most top names Fanny or like their genuine names, Happy Fanny Rainbow. Those are the three most top names. Happy Fanny Rainbow? Yeah, Happy Fanny Rainbow. Oh, I wish my Fanny was Happy Fanny Rainbow.

At the moment, it's not. I think I've got thrush. I know. It's a nightmare. Self-inflicted, no sympathy needed, babe. Ain't that the truth? Okay, boys, no number one. Fanny number one.

No whiteboards. Rihanna! why do we use our notes app no to drive through that's the feedback always whilst Rihanna

gets the whiteboards can I tell you about galleys if you don't know do people not know about this company I don't know

if you listen to the pod only you might not guys we've got a YouTube series called drive through diaries if you don't watch it you should

but my ex-boyfriend basically gifted us with this name for our community because it's G and Ali. Gallies. Rihanna is a secret and you'll never know what she looks like. She doesn't want to know. And also, guys, when we tag her in pictures...

She's entitled to her private life. When we tag her in pictures, she gets fuming. I'm perfuming raging. She's fuming because the whole thing is that she's secret. And she wants to keep her private life private. As she should.

Okay, fanny number one. Back it up, babe. Hey, guys. I just thought I'd send in a voice note. It's not... Well, it is my story to tell, but it's not about me. It's about my nan.

We don't like my nan for context. And my granddad died in 2016. And then for a few years, my nan was just doing her, like, independent thing, whatever, until she met this man. And to start off, they were just friends, whatever, you know, trying to play it cool, keep it on the DL. And then they ended up being boyfriend and girlfriend. And, you know, I don't even know what a new relationship at that age entails.

I don't want to know. But they, you know, they were together. There were a few questionable signs of their relationship like she made him a quiche and he he threw it in the bin before even eating it because it was too too well done apparently it was burnt or something and it was ruined I don't know he's a really questionable man. Anyway, fast forward to Christmas time, he comes around our house for Christmas. We invite him around because we're nice people. And then on Boxing Day, I was working and I was supposed to go around afterwards and he tells my nan that he doesn't want me there because I was rude apparently on Christmas Day,

want me there because I was rude apparently on Christmas day except the whole Christmas day he was just being an arsehole he was on the gin and tonic he was practically drunk he was like interrupting people being rude whatever blah blah blah anyway we find out his surname oh yeah also my dad told him to like go fuck himself because apparently he didn't want me coming around and he called me rude and whatever so I slayed my dad having my back anyway we find out his surname so we look this man up um he has a criminal record of like 19 convictions and he was on the news for stabbing his sister in the neck um over a dishwasher he stabbed her in the neck over a dishwasher so you know a bit scared that my dad has keys to my house and this man thinks i'm rude because might die in my sleep but you know oh well um so yeah just let me know what you do in that situation sorry rahana i tried to keep

this short um but yeah love you guys no babe did really well. I actually think that is one of the best voice notes we've had on this podcast. I'm not joking. He had 19 criminal convictions. You're in the running to like trump the liver story. I don't know. Oh my God, trump the kidney transplant. Trump the kidney transplant.

That is fucked in the head. What? Imagine finding that out. I actually was so speechless. Sorry. I just need to speechless. I, sorry. I just need to deep that for a hot sec because like,

do you know how intentional it is to stab someone in the neck? Can you imagine the force it requires to stab your sister in the neck? With what did he use? What utensils?

I'm guessing a knife, babe. That's generally the meaning of stabbing. Sure. You could stab with a fork, I suppose. Oh my God, that is so scary. Can just say my granddad I've

never known him he died when I was not born I was not alive and my nan has a boyfriend like I'm guessing now you'd probably call him her partner because they've been together for like as long as I've been alive like maybe nearly 30 years but we still call him her boyfriend Dave he is because he is they're not married so it's your boyfriend i don't care whether he lives with you or not and if dave i love dave and i've never known anyone else like he is my grandfather like by like default but like if dave ever tells me like off or like tells me something that i've done wrong i'm just like you're not my granddad like that's what it's like. Yeah, because I can just use that forever.

Like, I actually love Dave and I respect him, but if he tells me I've like spoken wrong to my nan, I'll be like, you're not my grandad. Would you say that to him?

Yeah. Would you? Well, I'd just be like, shut up, Dave. You don't know me. He's known me my whole life. See,

okay, I want to actually challenge that because I do think. No, no, I love Dave and he is my grandfather, but there's that weird feeling inside of you that you're like I don't know you why is that you're not blood I don't know you if you want to talk about irrational fears I actually think one of my biggest rational

fears is getting a criminal conviction oh yeah that is irrational I really what are you out there doing you're worried about what if I like was driving and I just like accidentally like God willing, you know, like did something. God forbid. Sorry, sorry. God forbid. Language is very important.

Yeah, language is important. My God willing, hit someone with my car. God forbid, God forbid. Let's talk about who needs to go to therapy. Oh my God. Babe, I can't fucking get there

quick enough at the moment. Yeah, you can't get enough I can't get enough. Oh wow. I just worry that I'm going to do something and then I'm fully going to get locked up and then what?

I'll never work again and I won't be able to leave the country and also, do you know how boring it is in prison? Babe, Philip Schofield's back on Channel 5. I think you're fine. Babe, he didn't go to jail. I'm not joking.

I'm fucking wacko. Sometimes I'll be on holiday but if I was in jail I couldn't be here right now. You can't travel. Why wasn't this geezer locked up? Why is he out and about shagging grandmas? Maybe he was.

To be honest with you, if he fully murdered his sister, he should be in jail for life. If that woman survived, which I think she did, because he would have been in prison. So, like, kudos to her. She was stabbed in the neck.

No, babe. That's manslaughter. Is it manslaughter? Stabbing someone in the neck on purpose is not manslaughter. It's only hitting someone with your car. It's only murder if they die. Is that true?

Oh, fair. If they survive, I think it is attempted murder. Thank you. It's attempted murder. I also don't know how old he is. He could be 80 and have spent his conviction.

That's fucked up, though. Fucked. Imagine, you can go to prison and come out and still live a life. Before retirement age. I always think that. And the justice system needs to prison and come out and still live a life. Before retirement age. I always think that and the justice system needs to take a serious look

at itself in the mirror. The justice system needs to take a serious look at itself in the mirror. Also, do you know you walk past something like two serial killers a week on the street?

That can't be true. Serial, like serial. Okay, killers. Doesn't fucking matter, babe. One or ten. They're all killing people. One could be anial. Like, serial. Okay, killers. Doesn't fucking matter, babe. One or ten. They're all killing people. One could be an accident. You never know.

Question. What age do you think you guys will stop shagging? Ever. Oh, babe, I'm pretty close. I had this conversation the other day. I reckon 30. Pretty close. 30 tops.

Maybe 35 if I need to have children. Babe, you're on crack.'s joking she loves it she's a freak at the she can i say i had this conversation the other day with one of my family friends she must be at least in her 70s i'd say i don't think you're actually having proper sex i said when did you stop having sex and she said honestly, honestly, if I wouldn't have stopped, we probably still would be. But she was like, they think, speaking about men, she was like, they think they can, but they can't really

because they don't get as hard. I was like, oh, horrible. Why, like, what is, like... Well, then you just start being intimate. Lying next to each other. She was like, it just gets so much slower. And then the intimacy changes and like, la la la. But I would hope to be having sex until I physically can't.

Until your knees start creaking. Yeah, and then it's just, you think, I mean, my knees are creaking at the moment, I couldn't believe that. I was on top the other day, guys, I was shagging this guy, my fucking knees. I forgot about my MCL. Yeah.

I literally popped my knee in. That's what it's like to be old, babe. Oh, horrible. I just want to say about the criminal conviction guy, the murderer, the mass murderer. Sure. The mass batterer. The mass attempted murderer.

Attempted murder. You can't be trusting people. I'm sorry. That is a fucking, that is the gold standard of why you can't just pick people off the street. This is wild, though. Like, how would that nan have known?

Like, thank God for you doing some Googling. No, no. Oh, you, no. If I lined up ten people... No, but that was negligence on the nan's part. She was negligent. Nanny negligence. She was.

Like, why would you not ask, do you have siblings? Oh, no, sorry, I stabbed her in the fucking neck. She doesn't talk to me anymore. It's too painful to look at the scar I caused. Oh, fucking hell. Babe, if I lined up ten people and I said, guess the murderer, you wouldn't be able to do it. But that's not what happened.

She was in a relationship with this man. Fair. It is weird thinking about your nan shagging someone, isn't it? That must have been bizarre. I even think thinking about you shagging is a bit weird. Do you? Yeah, I just think, like, thinking about anyone shagging... When I think about you and Roar,

if I think about Roar going down on you, it makes me feel a bit weird. Just a bit weird. Do you? Yeah, I just think like thinking about anyone shagging. When I think about you and Raw, if I think about Raw going down on you, it makes me feel a bit weird. Just a bit weird. It's like your mum and your dad or like your brother and your sister. Yeah. Or it's like if you hear like, like, you know,

like when you, when I had like flatmates, loads of them and I would hear them shagging, I'd just be like, oh, it's so uncomfortable. It's really bad. Like you feel a bit pervy.

Do you know what I mean? I just feel like that's, that's for you and I'm over here. Yeah, that's for you. Like thinking about your needs. Although you're not a bit fascinated, like I kind of what I mean? I just feel like that's for you and I'm over here. Yeah, that's for you. Although you're not a bit fascinated. Like, I kind of want to watch.

I always think, I just would watch you like your knee twinging. I'd have loved to see that because I'd be like, ha ha, loser. You'd have loved to see me in that moment

trying to hide the fact that I was in agonising pain. Ha ha, loser. Loser, hurt your knee. Don't look sexy anymore, do you? How do you feel? How do you feel now? 105?

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Before we continue with this week's episode of Leave a Message, if you want to be part of our group chat, make sure you leave us a voice note using all the details in the episode description. Now, this can be about anything. Obviously, sometimes we ask you for specific topics. But if you've got a story that you think, girls need to hear this,

then get voice noting. Voice note number two. So this one is a testimonial from episode 30. Hello. So I was, I think it was Lauren on the 30th episode. The girl that got kissed in the toilet by that other girl

and then she ruined all my uni nights out. Well, I've actually got a bit of a follow-up for you. I took your advice and I went and told

some people at the uni and I spoke to a few of my friends and a few people who know her and turns out she's actually done it to multiple people it's not just me it's sort of her thing that she does um which is just

fucking weird she's actually been kicked out of uni so uni found out and they didn't follow her morals so she got kicked out so yeah fun times thank you so much for the advice i really it really actually did help if i was in a sort of a bit of a sticky situation with it sorry it's loud I'm in a train station so thank you bye God I hope she gets

the help she needs I did I honestly did not see that coming I didn't expect her to get kicked out I love how that's the part that she took away

I took away the fact that she's a psychomaniac and she's like and I feel sorry for her she's assaulting this is the crucial difference between the both of us she's assaulting lotsac. And I feel sorry for her. She's assaulting, this is the crucial difference between the both of us. She's assaulting lots of people and you feel sorry for her. No, there's consequences to her actions, obviously.

And I'm really glad that she's not at uni threatening anyone anymore. But I do hope she heals. Because that is my behaviour. I hope she goes to therapy and I hope she gets some rest. Because it's bizarre behaviour to be doing that. People, that's my baby reindeer, babe. People do fixate on people. like stalkers, like yours. Imaginary stalker.

I'm so narcissistic that I had to make up an imaginary stalker just to feel important. That's really fucked. I'm actually so glad, though, that the uni actually took that really seriously. I'm actually so glad that we helped. I feel like I've done some charity work. Good.

The other day, someone asked us, do you guys do any charity? And I said no, but I should have said yes. Yes, we do this podcast. We do this podcast, yeah. And it's free to listen to this, actually. Sorry, wow, I'm literally just like, I'm really, really proud of whatever uni you're at.

Because sometimes they do just like, not take that shit seriously. Oh, I don't know. I think woke culture is changing a lot of things. Oh, yeah, fair. We're looking at Rihanna because she is queen of woke. I've got nothing to say other than I hope you're okay. Yeah, and also like, I don't know. I think woke culture is changing a lot of things. Oh, yeah, fair. We're looking at Rihanna because she is queen of woke. I've got nothing to say other than I hope you're okay. Yeah, and also, like, I don't know,

there's some pride in, like, taking it seriously enough in yourself to say something because then you've helped other victims of that same behaviour. Victims, survivor victims, no one likes the word victims. But you know what I mean? Like, everyone's been subjected to that, like, horrible behaviour. And if you just shrugged it off and you were like, she's just a crazy girl, it's just me,

I'm being dramatic, then no one else would have felt validated. But this is what we said last time. It's not just a brush off. And I think we talked about this before, just because she's a girl, doesn't mean it's just some silly frou-frou thing. Yeah, frou-frou.

It's frou-frou. It's frou-frou. Frou-frou is the official word for that kind of behaviour, that kind of threatening behaviour. Frou-frou It's frou-frou Frou-frou is the Official word For that kind of behaviour That kind of threatening behaviour Frou-frou Oh my stalkers say frou-frou Debrief

Debrief Okay number one With the drug dealer Rich has put in a debrief jingle now Have you heard? Yeah and he's calling it a round up So we should call it round up Time for a round up

I wish Rich would actually Discuss this with me before I wish you and Rich Actually spoke Guys why don't we have A group chat Guys do you for a round up. I wish Rich would actually discuss this with me before. I wish you and Rich actually spoke. Guys, why don't we have a group chat? Guys, do you know we don't know Richard?

Like he could actually be an 80-year-old woman. No, baby, he's not. I follow him on Instagram. Oh yeah, because he's fit, isn't he? I forgot. No, he's not fit.

Sorry, no, no, definitely. I'm sorry. Cut that. Oh dear, this is an absolute shit show. Well, you're asking Richard to cut the fact that you've decided he's not fit.

No, no, no, no, no. What I meant to say was, like, actually, I'm going to stop digging now. Richard, I think you're hot. Oh, my God. No, I'm just saying he's not an 80-year-old man. Rohana is so uncomfortable. She's like, guys, I work with these people. Can we move on?

Richard's calling it a roundup, so we should call it a roundup. Richard, do the roundup. Okay, number one.. Okay, number one. Fanny, number one. I actually think the key lesson here is vetting. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. This is all about vetting. To the best of your ability because listen, we're not MI5 so we don't have all the tools required. Yeah, but you have

a lot of tools. You have got Google. There is a criminal search on Google. Would you do that? I might do that with someone I'm dating. I think it's essential actually. I had this recently, guys, because me and Al, we'd, well, me, Al

and Holly actually had all Googled, like, intensely this guy that I was going on a date with and I knew, like, quite a personal story about him because I'd found a press article about him. But, like, then you can't go in and ask. But I didn't want to be like, oh, yeah, that thing that happened when you were 19 I was like I couldn't

it's conviction no no no it was a bereavement actually it's not good not good chat but you know when he then brings it up you need to be surprised I ah

all the time you have to be like I'm so sorry that happened to you I know I know all the details of it but I had to be like oh my god I also know what your dad does because I looked on company's house

do you know what I mean and I know how much she's worth, but like, I will like offer to split the bill, but really I know you've got the money to do it. So I won't bother. I won't bother. Yeah.

Fanny number two. Well done, babe. Yeah, proud of you because that takes something, you know? Live, love, laugh. I hope you heal. I hope you move on. I hope you go to therapy.

Also, I hope it's not like tainted your uni experience and you can now kind of just like relax in the fact that you're like safe. She's not there anymore and you can just live your life. Question of the week. Question of the week. I'm excited about this one.

We're going to play the jingle now. Right. Oh, funny you just mentioned this. You're very good at a segue. Question of the week this week. Should you split the bill on a first date? Option number one. Yes.

Would never let them pay the full amount. Number two. No. If they are taking me out, then they are paying. What do you think the galleys said slash what would you say? You haven't been on the scene for a while. I think the galleys are going to say they should pay. They'd go 50-50.

No, that the man should... Oh, that the boy should pay. Yeah. The galleys. Babe, they're all the ones Oh, that the boy should pay. Yeah. Whoa, galleys. Babe, they're all the ones that said that they would

move to Australia for their partner. Fair. Rihanna? You're the youth in the room. She also, no, but Rihanna's a toxic girl.

She would like them to pay. 100%. How dare you ask me to pay? I'm actually, I'm now subscribing to that way. I used to be like, I would only do 50%. Feminism's left her body now.

Thank God, finally, we've got to the other side of the hill. Yeah, because I just think in my whole life, I pay for myself. I'm now subscribing to that way I used to be like I would only do 50% Feminism's out of body now thank god finally we've got to the other side of the hill yeah because I just think in my whole life I pay for myself all the time and actually

on one night of the year would you treat me yeah I'm now also I kind of think it gets to the stage where it's like not embarrassing to offer but like

it feels so empty my offer to pay yeah do you know what I mean? It feels like lip service. Especially if they've taken me for dinner and I wouldn't have picked that restaurant. That's when I like, if it's like drinks,

I will pay for a round. I will always get at least a round. But if it's dinner and they've picked the restaurant and it's expensive, my offer is actually quite empty. I don't really want to pay. I wouldn't have come here. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, you wanted me here.

I'm here because of you. And also, I was listening to this thing the other day and it was like do you know how much it costs have i said this on the pod i can't remember where we're talking about outside no um how much it costs like to get to that date like you expect me to like look a certain way and to like wear certain things and like la la la la la and actually like you know my wax alone is as much as the starters so i don't know. It's the truth. It is the truth. I think I would like, if I were single, I would... It gets to the stage where you're like, when is the point?

Because you can't be like... Oh, yeah, forever. When you ask them to go and do something. When you're taking them out. Yeah. Yeah. But then I would just suggest like Mackie's or Nando's. Well, then that's...

Oh my God, it's a fire alarm! Come on! As if. Attention, please. Now investigating a real condition. It may be necessary... Stalker in... Stalker in the building.

Please alert. They're coming for you, Jean. Attempted murder in the building. Stab in the neck in the building. Nan, Attempted murder in the building. Stabbing the neck in the building. Nan on the loose in the building. What, you silly bitch? Tell us. I love that we're still talking through this.

Guys, we'll be back if we're still alive. If we're still alive, we will try and finish this pod. If not, we've got to go. If we don't get stabbed in the neck or burned to the ground, we'll be back. Otherwise, BRB, love you so much.

Anyway, love you so much. Thanks for listening. we'll be back otherwise brb love you so much Bye.