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Episode Date: December 17, 2025

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And I think it's quite fitting for end of the year. For the year that we've had. Surely many people sound like this. And it's actually not my fault. It's because you were feeding me slim cigarettes. Also, do you know those are Greek? I honestly... From what, three years ago?

No, from like two months ago, but they are the strongest... When were you in Greece? For Millie's wedding. Oh. But do you not think those are the strongest... I couldn't even have a whole one. Yes, listen to me. I had three of them.

is what it's done. And then I drank like two bottles of champagne on Saturday. And then I drank two Hugo Spritz's last night and now this is where we are. That's bad. And I was in Archer Street singing, you know, Mariah Carey at 3 a.m. So anyway, number one, sorry about that. Number two, I've just been on the tube. Your voice is mental. Do you know what I hate the most about it? This is like the kind of equivalent of having like a really Botoxed face. Like I can't express with this vocal range. We've got no variety here. I can't sound excited.

I can't sound frustrated. Okay, well, I'll translate her facial expressions, believe it. I was on the central line. Today? Yeah. Very attractive man opposite me. And did you say something? I didn't.

Do you want to know what my attempt to gauge is? This is so bad. My attempt to get his attention, he was tattered. So I just took my coat off I thought Sherms the ink I'm not doing it He'll take one look at you

And think Oh my god A sister in arms That's what I thought That he might think P to my pod But alas No

He didn't even look my way twice Took the coat off He kind of glanced at me Right maybe next year We've got to have to set Some New Year's resolutions today Yeah But maybe one of them should be

To approach Men Or anything I guess It's just sick in my mouth Actually before he came up To approach Men that you might find it's really hard out here

I don't know what to tell you But then I was watching Did you look at the right age? Was he 55? No, no, no, he was young, he was younger He could have been too young if anything He was quite beefy And he had tats on the back of his neck

I don't know I was like fit But I did nothing about it And now he's gone into the ether Okay, you should Now when this happens next time At least once in 2026 You've got to tap him and say

I know Just want to just love Just want to say I love your tats I love your ink. I want to say, you're really fucking fit. I know. I know. I even fancied anyone for a month.

Month is been. And now my family's flaring. The thing is, I have been involuntary celebrate this year. No. Like, I have been. It's not been involuntary. It's been pretty involuntary.

I'm quite thirsty. I haven't seen you put a shift in. Babe. How rude? It's the truth. It's the God honest. Have you gone on a day? One or one day.

I opened my eyes. I was out. I left the house. Babe. Back in the day, men would approach you. Longer the days. That's true. Long of the days. But they're not approaching you on the troub, sis. They're scared because of those harassment posters. They're intimidated. Yeah. I know. Anyway, but then last night I was watching the holiday and I was thinking, you know, Kate Winsler has really got some gumption. She really does go after Jack Black, you know, and I should just get the same. I don't know if it would play out the same. But yeah, I agree. I think in every. I do agree. No, but no one believes that Kate Winslet and Jack Black play out anyway.

Everyone always says they've got no cam. I think they have got cam. Well, that's actually by the bye. It's by the by the by. The point is... The point is, I didn't do anything about it and I just wanted to tell you all about it. Maybe I'll have a New Year Shag.

Well, that's what I'm thinking. I've got a date on Tuesday. Have you? Yeah. With who? The Geordie boy from Hinge. That guy? The roller coaster man.

No different guy. He's American. Why am I just hearing about this man? I actually don't know. But he just kind of came from no. when he's six seven i don't think that's right six seven six seven you shouldn't be six seven should you six seven's not right you've got too tall there he will have a custom-made bed guarantee you must he must he must that's like no that's not right maybe i'll finally feel small i'll be in his enormous bed

and i'm so petite questions salary don't know what does he do or it's giving musician it's giving indie, it's giving... Listen, there's only room for one creative person in a relationship, I have to say that. Someone who has an unsteady income. I don't know about that, babe, because I don't even know his name.

I actually don't know his name. I can't find him because I don't know his name. Is this him? Let me see. He's not really my type, but... Why is he so tall? Also, because I went out with a guy... Went out, long, I went on a date

with a guy from South Shields. Now I just think I can only be with people from Newcastle. Oh my God, babe. He's an evil eye tattoo you want his shin. See, he's the one. Are you saying what I'm saying? He's the one. Oh my effing God. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. Wait, I must. Oh, he does marketing. People in marketing make money. They do. I don't know, do they? Get on glass door. I know. I used to work in marketing. You worked in corporate PR. All the same thing. Marketing and PR, the

salaries are identical. Some people at marketing do posters and stuff. Why bother differentiate guys? It's all the same fucking thing. It's not because he's not writing a press release. I'm sure. Do you do marketing? Thank God for that. No. Oh my God, and the mullet, is it? I think he's ginger as well. Not that that's a problem.

I just, not normal time. Wow. Well, listen, babe, I'm all for it. I'm just saying, you know, New Year, everyone's sleeping in Betwixtmas. I don't think he does. Have you seen that? Have you seen that? Oh, right.

It's like, that's his accent. Off cam, I'll play a voice note to you. you can listen to what I'm listening to. When did this happen? Last night, by yesterday. This is what happens, guys. Obviously, we've been together for like a month straight.

I know. Last night, I did think this isn't right. Saturday night, I thought this is not right. Because I was on my own, I got into bed, I thought that's not normal. It's not right. It's not right. It's not right.

It's not right. You do have a partner that probably was there, but it's not the same. It's not the same. It's not the same. Rour doesn't like to, like, poor, he doesn't like to, you know, chat bang

in the same propensity. No, he really doesn't. thinks like once something's covered, it's covered, and I think it's not covered. Much to discuss. Much to uncover, Paul. Look alike. We could talk about, like, a situation, and Paul will think that because we've addressed it, like once at Sunday lunch, it can no longer be discussed. And I think Thursday night comes around, I've got more to say. Much. Much. Much. That's had my own private thoughts. You never understand that. No. Sorry, hi. Um, we... Welcome back to leave a message. I don't know really what we're calling this episode. It's just,

you know, sort of free for all, enjoy, you know? That's it. the season to gift freely. To gift and give we are gifting you a podcast episode, just, you know, for the sake of it, to be honest with you. And I did think, I wonder whether the kind of premise of this podcast episode is a little narcissistic, actually, in hindsight. Well, listen, I mean, if we're not narcissists, what are we? Because we just basically want to do...

That's what this whole fucking job revolves around, us loving ourselves. True. So, we want to do a 2025 wrapped, and we wanted to talk about all the brilliant things that have happened, brilliant and bad, bad could come into it, just there isn't much. I was going through it and there's not much. apart from my braces that's the worst thing that's happened to me this year

and I'll talk about that I had a trap nerve for like three days yeah that was about three days also that was within the time that you know mum broke her hip holes was not well

it was all bad bad boots there was some kind of juju we had that fuck up with the hotel room for the BAFTAs that was bad well let's go through it

you know don't get off pieced so quickly so we're gonna go month by month you know as I suppose would make sense Okay, January, I know we're not having personal ones But I have seen some personal ones for you on here So I have to start with saying

I did put a few personal ones in, yeah Obviously I went to the Maldives I'm sorry to say it That was a really high moment of my year If this becomes a yearly thing Then Al will say that at the start of every single episode Because the Maldives now is like tradition It's like a ritual, do you know what I mean?

It's like my year doesn't quite feel right Unless I've got to the... Can't relate Can I tell you what was so true? I can't relate. Talking to Martin Kemp. Did you feel seen when you spoke to Martin Kemp? No, I'll tell you when I feel, felt seen.

He watched that fucking documentary, guys, we're in this car with Martin Kep. No, this is a fever dream. The whole of I'm a Slept as, FYI was a fever dream. But we were talking about, we must have been talking about what was on TV? And I was like, oh my God, have you seen that documentary about the women, the woman with the chimp? You weren't. We were on his phone, changing his setting, on his Instagram, re-sharing. something literally handed over his phone unlocked i thought martin that's wild trust there anyway

handed it over and on his FYP was this monkey this chimp no it was a not a chimp a capuchin pardon me and he was telling us how he loves this monkey and that it's like the smartest monkey and he watches all these videos like you will love this monkey no no once you start watching this monkey you will not be able to unwatch this monkey i was like i think i probably could live without the monkey martin but go on tell me more then i said so then he said have you watched that documentary about the chimps and he was like oh my god and we had this and i said to him you're the only person i can talk to this about this martin no one else understand for me like she was lent forward i've never seen the girl so you know like engaged in conversation she was like all the rest of the time

she'd been fast asleep snoring her head off with eddie caddy the comedian but martin gets in the car talks about a capucho whatever was it that chimp and he was talking about how it's not right and how they're very aggressive and i said martin i know and then it was it was really validating you were talking about that documentary where the monkey ate the woman's He was with his face, and that's what he said, and I said, yes, Martin, I know. Anyway, it was really wonderful. Anyway, then Martin Kemp was basically saying, sorry to, like, you know, defame Martin Kemp, but he's a famous man.

So he was saying, you know, he can't really go on holiday in the summer because he stopped, he's harassed. And then he was asking out all the questions. It was really, it was a trip, to be honest. So you felt seen, did you, by Martin Kemp. On the chimps and on the Maldives, to be fair. And you haven't even really quite yet had his level of fame, so I can only imagine when you do how you might connect with Martin Kemp.

I was listening to Rob Beckett, and I was listening to Parenting Hell, and he was like, I just can't stay in the centre of Leicester. And Josh was like, I think you can stay in the centre of Leicester. And he was like, I just get stopped. So now I'm staying on an industrial estate. He was like, I just want to walk around, go to the cinema and not get interrupted. And I was like, fucking.

To be fair, if you have the mum stopping you, that's every 10 metres that is. Rob Beck is pretty famous, to be fair to him in the UK. Bring you down a peg, Bob. Go to America, you won't be bothered, okay? Just saying. That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying, Rob. We've picked up this thing, guys.

Right. Every morning, it was only fucking 7 a.m. because we were waking up so early and the sun rises at like 4.30. So we're up and out by 7.30. We're walking to get coffee. And then we must have been walking back. And you said something like, because it was cloudy. And G went, oh, we can lie out now. And I remember so clearly thinking, thank God the sun's now come out. But I obviously had the words had come out in my mouth. So G said to me, oh my God, we can lie out now. And I went, that's what I'm saying. And I was like, you quite literally haven't said that. I just said that. that. You can't send that. She was like so certain in her mind that she had said it all that I had heard her thoughts. That's what I'm saying. Anyway, so now that's what we're saying. But you went to the Maldives. So that kicked it up where you. Just so you know, FYI, whilst I was here at Michelle Bazaar. I've seen that. Flagging the dead horse that is Ali and G limited in the two weeks that you go away to the Maldives. I was at the masked singer. Oh my God, you are? Yeah, with your best mate, Joel Dobbit. I wasn't best mates with him then.

Right. If I went this year, which hopefully I will, then I'll be more happy to be there. Then I was a bloody Michelle Vizage. Do you remember that night? She didn't like me. She wasn't. She wasn't. Did she? What did we do? This or that?

She didn't like that inni-outy either. Fucking out, she was walking off halfway. She hated the any-outy. No defamation, Michelle. I'm sure you were busy, but like, you do you have content to make? I was one of two. Do you know what I mean? I was on my own. I'm not meant to do this alone.

Yeah. So anyway, just so you know. Well, I do know. Fine. I just want to make that clear. Then we went to Bridget Jones. Which actually, on a deep, was quite brilliant because, you know, in November, I could hardly go to Wicked because I didn't want to be on a red carpet because I was like, I'm not having anyone taking pictures to me when I looked like the Hulk. And then we went to Bridget Jones and I just wore my knickers.

The Hulk is so fucking extreme. Show me that picture from behind that that fucking rat bag. that man because he's got a hate crime against me, that photographer. Sack him. Sack him. I've never seen him again and I don't want to. No, no. He should not work with me again. No, to be fair, that's right. He made me look like a six foot five bodybuilder. I looked like a tradie. He did. And then I obviously, rightly so, had the worst body dysmorphia anyone could ever have and I can't possibly go to Wicked. But then we went to BJ and you went in your knickers. I wore my knickers. And it was fucking 10 out of 10, babe.

360. Because do you know what guys? Who cares? Who cares? That's really the motto of this year that we've learned. Why stress? Why stress? Basically, we went for dinner. Sorry, everything does link. If you are seeing my highlight of this whole year, obviously it is Australia. Yeah. We went for dinner with Fradham, Fran and Adam. Adam is one of our managers, Fran's husbands. And he, fucky. Husbands. Plural. God bless. God bless Adam. God bless Adam. my god that man put a shift in like he's a GP guys he couldn't be further from this but he was so invested and we went we were to all we must have been talking he was no he gave me a one to one about my contraceptive pill so I just think he's fucking brilliant and it was so stupid because he was like if you'd like to speak more privately and she was like nah he's fine I'd do it here I can ask do I have thrush yes often yeah mood swings yes often just said that to me the other day sorry I'm going round around in circles but she was like do you know I can now see when you and Ali have synced your periods. Because she was like, apparently we'd

given some notes. And then she said to her mum, my auntie, she said, I know they're on their periods. I can just feel it. And then on the vlog, apparently you go, isn't it so fun? We've synced our periods. And she was like, I knew it. Funny. Yeah, because we're just a bit more bitchy, I guess. Fair. Fair. Sorry, Adam. Adam. We're seeing it at dinner one. Dr. Adam. Sorry, I'm so sorry, Adam to, you know, miss him. I don't even know his last name. Probably shouldn't say it cut that please

I wouldn't have known that I wouldn't have known that anyway you need to you need help many instances this year guys

she honestly I just think you've met this person three times how could you not know their name no on Friday night sorry

this really we will get to the point on Friday night with Emma Littler God bless Emma Littla is a fucking Han

where does she work Shark no but what's McCann McCann do everything so for us like McCann is like the dream

They've got Jurex, they've got shark, they've got ninja. They've got brands coming out of their brands. We like money. So, anyway, Emily Littler's a good girl. I knew her previously before I knew that we both worked in the same industry, played netball with her, the whole three matches I played. Anyway, she came for drinks on Friday. And she literally looked me in the eyes.

She was like, you and that glossy and silky. She was like, I was going to message you and say, oh, have you had some kind of. And you're a serve? Yes, are you unwell? Because the fact that you can't get these two hair tools the right way around is making me worried. I agree.

I couldn't get it right, guys. I saw it in the group chat and I thought I won't say anything. I did it wrong three times. Anyway, Adam was saying, we must have been talking about something stressed and he said, listen, I just had this come to Jesus moment one day when I was just like doing meditation where I just realized like you could just die and everyone would just keep living their life. So why stress? Wise dress.

So now we're just like, why stress? Which is a good way to list from Dr. Adam. Circle back to Bridget Jones. Why stress? Why stress? Okay, so that was January. Anything else in January for you? You've written Boyzone?

Yeah. What's his name? That man that made eyes at you? Sean. Was it Sean? No, Sean was the other one. I was eye-fucking him. Wasn't she?

And his wife was there. It was awful, but I was engaged. Was that his, wait. He had very blue eyes. Also, there's something about Irish men. Can't avoid them. His wife is the one on the Real Housewives? Yes.

Yes. I don't think his name is Sean. God, that's so bad. I don't know his name. See? Not just me. I wasn't I fucking, if I'd I fucked him, I'd know. Oh yeah, I bet you would.

And also, sorry, two more things I must mention about Jan. Abba Voyage. Did we? Yeah. Which I highly recommend. To a friend, 100%. If you haven't been to Abba Voyage, then you must. It's actually a bit trippy, I'm not going to lie to you.

You do just like pay money to just stand there and look at screen. No, but you can't think like that. You've got to live in 2025. Agree, agree. 2025 since. Lean in. And then also, we went to that rage room with Holly Morris. That was, why have we not been since?

Why I've not been? Guys, there's this place. Where the hell were we? We were in the middle, honestly, don't go there. But fuck nowhere. It's so fucking far away. It was so far away. But there must be more.

But it was amazing, this rage room where we just broke stuff. Like smashed up a lot of shit. Yeah. That was good. Really good. Then Feb, we had a CT facial for free. Hashtag gifted. Thank you so much.

C2. We'd like more of those. Not been since. Again, not been since. Many things were sleeping on. I forgot. I know. We've got that cordially one, hashtag gifted to go to.

Oh, yeah, from Space NK. Hey, heaven. We both wrote lionesses. So we went to... That was actually one of the most embarrassing days of our life, trying to do those fucking keepy uppies in front of Jess Nas. I mean, listen, put it into context. Having never trained, football trained,

like London Laces was more embarrassing. Oh my God. Playing a full match with, you know. That was actually terrible. And she was worrying because she just had her Botox done and we were literally running and she was like, oh my God, my face is going to get paralyzed. I was like, I don't think it is.

Although I actually hate stuff like that Because I think I'll grow up But I really was quite concerned But that is not why stress That is stress Although I could feel the pulsing in my head And I didn't know whether it was placebo Or whether my Botox was actually like giving me

Some kind of frontal low paddock Maybe that's why it didn't last that long this time Serious On a real Don't panic I'm going on Wednesday Thank God I'll be tight for Christmas day Lioness is

We wrote live show announcement Channel 4 pitch The live show I forgot about that So can I just say about the live show announcement because you know big things to come for lamb next year are we even talking about our new home when do we do that next year next year next year why don't we do that next year it's just an easter egg is that an easter egg that's an easter egg it's an easter egg we've got a new home that's not an

easter egg is it because we said it we didn't say where we are we didn't say who's in the room we didn't give the postcode what do you want we didn't drop any artwork yeah much to come with the pod but selling out those tickets was honestly because you know you have little faith around us. At the time. Yeah, at the time. Important distinction to me. Yes, so when we did that, it was like, oh, no, no, good, good girls. Well, well played girls.

And then we did that Channel 4 pitch. I can't relieve that. We need to find... We're a Channel 4? We need to just get that slide. Do you remember? What was the concept? We were on the long haul flight at home the other day and we were like, God, remember when we had that genius idea for Channel 4, we must bring that back.

We must pitch that. I can't remember that. I couldn't find it on Canva either. We'll keep it under lock and key, because we don't want anyone stealing our idea, but we would like to know our own idea, if anyone knows it on our own team. Yes. I'd like everyone to know that in March, in February, I got some new tats. Yeah, what did you get? I got the ribs.

You got appricity, which you then discovered was a fertility clinic name. Yeah, which wasn't ideal. But I don't know, I would have just done my due diligence, but nothing to worry about. Yeah, that's one thing I don't do. I never probably will. Due diligence is not a bit of me. I reckon now it could be a bit of you. I think leave it to someone else.

I think that's why there's two of our sister. Babe, if I'd come to that tattoo shop with you, I'd just said, sis. You'd have googled opricity. First thing that comes up when you're going onopricity is fertility clinic. But the meaning isn't fertility clinic. Sure. So it's fine. But do you even know the meaning?

Yeah, the feeling of sun on your skin. I don't actually think that's right. That is the meaning. Really? Let me just double-check that. She never believes me. Especially on a cold winter's day. Exactly.

And you love apricity. I love apricity. It does mean warm by the sun. But do you think you're warmed by the sun? What is the relevance to you? No, the point is, it's like sometimes things happen and it gives you the feeling of apricity. You know, being around you, oh, warm like the sun. True.

True. Sometimes I feel an immense amount of love for you and it feels like the warmth from the sun. Oh, babe. Oh, she's just done that. It's the tone again because I've got no vocal range. And the other day in the shower, I almost cried about how much I loved you. See? It's weird, actually.

See? No, it's probably not normal. We should probably get some like unstitching from our drama bonding. We should probably, I agree, go to therapy together or something and just like untie that. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, March. March, obviously the shows were fucking unbelievable.

Yeah. It feels like a fever dream, actually, all of that. I know. And I thought the shows were way earlier in the year for some reason. I don't know. Also, they were at the end of March. So we actually did the Brits first. The Brits was the first of March.

Brits was a bit of a funny time. What, in terms of, like, the land... Feel like you were having a bit of a wobble? Oh, I was having a fucking quarter-life crisis. I was having... No, it wasn't until summer that that had... Because I remember crying on your sofa and it was warm outside. I think that might...

I think the Brits, honestly, might have been the catalyst. Oh my God, it was! You were having a wobble, sis. Wow, I really was. I was having a nervous breakdown, actually. Now I look back, I think I was not well. Yeah, and it did then last until, you know... Like, basically August.

When we were in the windmill. fucking hell that was bad no it was great in hindsight in the moment I just yeah I really did have a nervous breakdown actually

I really did sorry I'm not laughing no no hilarious it's not hilarious but it actually wasn't a nervous breakdown you know no one was okay no it wasn't a nervous breakdown I was having a quarter life crisis you were having a little wobble

whatever you want to call it yeah it was a wobble it wasn't a little I would say it was pretty seismic it was a quake right it was a quake but that's fine yeah that is fine Also, you know, I won't go too specific, but I do think it's, you know, I'm going to be 30 in two weeks, guys.

It's important to have a quake, I reckon just before you get there, just to make sure you're living a line. Check you're line. Check everything's in place. Check you're happy. Don't be sleepwalking. Don't be sleepwalking. Rather have an earthquake, 100% than sleepwalk through life and wake up at 50. I've actually completely black that out until you've just said that. Sorry. No, that's great. I'm glad. It's good to remember that. It's good to know. I had a bit of a funny one in March because Lueveve paid for. for me to go to Tennery for three nights. That was weird on my own.

That was weird. That was weird. That was weird. And do you remember, I couldn't sun cream my back and I was too embarrassed to ask anyone in the fucking... And then it just got really burnt. This strip on my back was honestly the reddest, burnt, most sore thing. I didn't even know until I was on FaceTime to Holly and I turned around to just like put my dressing gown on and she gasped. And I thought, oh dear, what's wrong?

She was like, you're back. but I'd obviously manage to spray the top and the bottom of the bottom. Oh, I forgot. Did you have a massage? No, no, I just ate a lot. Did they run your bath? Oh, they ran me that outside hot tub. And that was strange because... Well, you should have been there with me or a lover and you were there with neither.

I felt a bit single that those three days. I thought suddenly, wow, I'm really alone in this life. As I stared at the stars and thought about where it'd all gone wrong. Oh, that was wild. That group chat, you know, no defamation to anyone, but just everyone. Luevo was a fever room. was a fever dream. Going down that fucking ski slope, about a hundred-time trying to stick that last.

Guys, do us a favour. Go back and find that any outy and watch it. Give it a few more views, would you? Yeah, please. I'd like to tell everyone that in April, we hit 250K on TikTok. Fuck, only that... Babe, that is bad, bad conversion rate.

No, but don't worry it'll all happen in the last two weeks. Sure. That is actually usually what happens. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not worried. Oh my God, our hard TikTok was so broken. I can't even look at it, makes me want to be sick. Sick in my mouth, sick in my stomach, sick of my brain.

Did that TikTok do anything? No, three, four, nine, seven. I just think, who are you fucking haters? Embarrassing. Embarrassing. And now someone's commented, hi, Ali and G, can you both get gunged wearing jeans no shower cap? Okay. Is that a kink?

I don't know. I would do that for money. Let's ask him how much he wants. Because I will do that. Five K. Fucking, Elsie. What, more than that you need? Yeah, 15 minxed.

Do you know what we take home? 20% to these fuckers. And then we've got to split it in half. The tax man comes. I'll tell you what we did this year. I don't know what month this was, but fucking Hannie and Olivia trying to us that we were getting dunged.

That's what I mean. We were going to get dunked into that domino's garlic and herb did. Yeah, and that was bad because that was hashtag defamation to our character because I was not a good girl on that phone call. It needs to be six figures. I've never been paid six figures for anything, so I don't know where I got so cocky from thinking I could demand six figures. Never in my life have I been paid six figures.

Anyway, 250 was nice. That was nice. It was a milestone. It was, but that, It's really sad. No, don't be greedy. It's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven months since then we've got, we've not done much. Can I put it into perspective for you?

Please. The guy was talking to on Hinge, who designs the roller coasters. I don't know what to do. Why do they always, I've never met anyone who dates people with such weird jobs, like in quick succession. Oh, I know. It's so bad. It's so bad. I've never dated a normal, like, white collar man.

Wouldn't that be nice? Yeah. Anyway, he goes, do you want to chat on Instagram? I obviously don't normally like that because I think... I'm famous, actually, sir. I think get to know me, don't look at my red carpet picks. You'll be disappointed, sir. I'm a catfish, if nothing else.

So anyway, I obliged because I thought, fuck it. I don't, I'm not like, you know, head over heels for the roller coaster boy. Anyway, he comes, slides my DMs, I go on, have a little stalk. In his bio, it says 19K on TikTok. and that's what some people are proud of, sister. So you've got your 280K over there and you should be proud. Has he actually written that?

Yeah. That's an immediate red flag. It's not good, is it? That is, sorry, I actually find that gross. I find that disgusting. I find it. Yeah. It is gross.

It's gross. Thank you. Yeah, yeah, it's gross. May was crazy because we went to the BAFTAs, which felt a bit high brow for us. We did slay. I have to say, I look back at those pictures, I think, hard slay.

Yeah. Hard, hard slay. that's like oh my god did you see today Hannah Beck as a contributor I don't know what the magazine is but did you see it? She's a contributor for a magazine this month get it Hannah Beck

what a woman I love that woman when I see Hannah Beck rolling towards me with many suitcases I think yeah that's a bit of me and her perfect hair I think I love you I love you if I was scared I'd be with a woman like Hannah Beck

fair she's my type I think sorry Hannah if that makes you uncomfortable I'm not I'm straight so don't mind yeah so we went to the bath yes epic then we hosted the ballerina premiere premiere how do you say that word premiere premiere premiere premiere in what is it premiere premiere also we saw um pedro pascal do you remember he just rocked up yes shout out to uh charlie communications for that because that was epic that was epic actually we then went to paris to just like that that was wild that was wild that was so fun our outfits

again, Slate, I have to say, I was looking through our photos, we've had a lot of good outfits this year. And why does no one buy anything on our LTK? Wouldn't I like to, fucking... Wouldn't I like to know, because I think, guys, we're actually serving. Serving hot, piping hot, yeah. We are. We are.

And I just think... Slay. Why is there no commission on there? I don't know. We've made about $5 this year on LTC. Hold on. I actually think you'll find it's £59. Whoa, is it?

Wait there. Wait there. I'd best put that in our Christmas bonus. Yeah. That's the 25 pounds each, sis. That's quite a lot, actually. Wait, hold on. Because imagine back in the day when you had a job when you were 16,

how many hours you'd have to work for 25 good. Oh, yeah, that's huge. In a year. Fair. Fair. That's really lucrative, a really good strand of our business. That'll be a nice bit of the pie chart that Vrand does every year. France pie chart actually kills me.

Because I think, sis, don't try and polish a tart here. We all know where the money's coming. We all know his brands. I will say, If you're a galley listening and you're commenting where's our shit from, why are you not buying it? Would you buy it through LTC as well? I know I don't do it either, but let's all start.

I actually do. Because I think... Because you understand, creator to creator. Thank you. Yeah. I understand how hard it is. Fashion girly to fashion girly. To make a living.

It's exhausting. I actually think this week I'm suffering extreme exhaustion. You are? I said to rule last night. You need help. I need help. I said to rule outside. You say I'm a man.

Mona. You're a bit moaning. I swear. I'm not the biggest moaner of all time. I know that. I like to complain. I do like to complain. Mowing Myrtle. I said to him, I really seriously, because my, I couldn't, we were watching Stranger Things and I honestly couldn't get through the first episode, which is not like me. Normally I would stay up till like. Night hour. Yeah. And I really couldn't keep my eyes open. And I said, and he was like, Bob. And I was like, I'm, I honestly am suffering from extreme exhaustion. What I've done is actually done like a bit of work over the last three weeks. And do you know what? It's tip me sideways. Sideways. Sideways. I don't know how people do it. Sorry.

Nor do what. How do you do that? I felt like I can say it because I did once upon a time have a job. Me too. I did once in a one time have a job. And I honestly look back and I think how did I do that? I must have been on medicated every day. I was bitching with Steph last night about the young people because I was like, do you know the young people?

I was like, do you know the young people don't know that work from home is a luxury? Do you know the young people don't know that? Say it again. Because do you know for a sec we went in every day. Five days a week it was. I used to travel to Kings Cross. every day. No, that is not right.

And on a Friday, guys, a Friday till 6pm. On a Friday. They don't know that, though. They don't know that. On a Friday. They don't know. These young people, they don't know.

They just, this younger generation, they just are so out of touch. They actually don't, Olivia. I'm looking at you, sister. You're young enough. You know how lucky you are? She's got her headphones in.

She can't hear her slagging her off. Do I mean? I've never been allowed to do that at work. She's working to do that. Right. Then in, um, Right, we're going to have to quick fire through June Because it was ridiculous

Right, okay, quick fire June was crazy We went to the Love Island Villa Well basically what happened was In the same week we did Paris Then we slept that night in Luton Then we went to Love Island Oh my God

That Luton Hotel in a couple Then that same week We went to Socorate Yes Then the following week We had Beyonce Then the following Actually maybe that was that same week

Wednesday's record Chronic fatigue Exhaustia I don't know what to do I mean she was exhausted Thinking about I'm tired Yeah First book deadline

Summertime Ball Yeah We were rushed off our feet That day as well Summertime Ball was rushy Rushy Why was it so rushing We were shitfaced too away

From memory Yeah yeah yeah Yeah shit faced Oh I know Because I kept looking I kept watching Emma Willis watch Macbusted And I thought

That's not right Is it I should probably look elsewhere And also we hadn't met Emma by there No no No other girl And I think was Giovanna Yeah

And I was really just staring At them And I think get alive Watch the stage Why are you watching them Live in the moment Then we went to Glastow Oh my god

Glastow actually did Nearly kill me I actually just I'm for real I agree For real not for the faint-hearted And I know people say that But I want to just really

Like hammer home the point The thing is And we glamped So I can only imagine What it's like Those poor bastards No babe Those poor bastards

Hang in that bag of cold water From a railing and showering beneath it, that's not right. That is not right. She went to fucking A&E. I know. Oh my God, I know.

That was bad. No, but listen, the thing about Glastair, if you're going to go, it's not an extra, so you'll have some time to mentally prepare, but you must submit, I'm not even joking. No, no, I've learned that now. Once you learn, to just go with the fucking flow, it doesn't matter if you're going to say...

You can't have plans? No. You can't have things to do? No. And you can't be wanting to look great. Oh, you can't be looking good. Just look like shit. If you look good at Glassroom,

I'm going to look at you and think you haven't done properly. And we were glamping. And we did not look good. That day after I thought, today is the day I will die. I remember I woke up at 4pm the day after we got home from glass. So I thought today is the day I will see the other side of heaven. No, I know.

And then I went to buddies to get a sandwich and I bumped into bloody sirroop and she does a street interview with me that thank God has never seen the light of day. Thank God. She thought, why does she stop you? She took one look at you and she thought that's not good. No, no.

Also, think of how I sound now when I've just had a few Christmas drinks. I sounded like, you know, like really not well. Yeah. Anyway, so that was June. We were knackered, to be honest. It was wild. July, I went to Monaco.

I went to that wedding. In Monaco? Yeah, do you remember that first night was on the boat in Monaco? I wouldn't have known that. I wouldn't have known where that was. How would she not have known that? Monaco. Is that in France?

You drive from France to Monaco. South of France. Yeah. Is it a different country? Yeah, babe. We've had this conversation. I wouldn't have known that. I thought you were in France.

I actually'm not joking. I do think you need to start listening to some news podcasts. I'm not joking. I need to look at a globe. For real. For real. Then I hate to say it,

but then I had food poisoning but then I did go to Oasis and Rawl honestly had the best night of his life. Why did I not go Oaxes? Because I was in Paris, Italy with my mum. You had a nice time with you mum though. No, listen, I had a lovely time

but I'm an oasis, you know, super fan actually. And also, you can see Linda whenever. Oasis is a once in a lifetime. You should have sat her off. I can't believe I didn't change my flight. Actually, now I think about it. Normally.

Wow. We had Ryland. In the car. Really exciting times. We went to the Wednesday Prem, which to be honest, was, like, in terms of the level of production, it was fucking amazing. Although I had an awful time, guys, I won't lie, because my heels were not friendly. No, then when you took them off at the afters, we had a nice time. Oh, at the afters, I was living my life.

Yeah. I was having a lovely time. We were quite pissed that day from memory. Once again, quite a lot this year. Quite a common theme, actually. Is getting pissed? Fair. Fair.

Then we had the Euro's final at your house. Oh yeah, that was fun. And we saw Billy Elish. Oh, yeah. Don't forget. Big Girl Crush. That was good. What is that about?

Is she AI? I think she's not real. She's so fucking cool. I'd do anything to be that cool. I would do anything. I do anything you'll ever get there. I wouldn't even try, honestly. Fair.

So no more. August, we met Chad Michael Murray. Okay? That's all you need to know. Really? Okay. and he is what you want him to be what a man

what a zen man what a sexy man he's done some Buddhist meditation he's a good looking man honestly if he said I've been to a 10 day silent retreat I wouldn't be surprised fair

then we went to Brighton Pride that was actually really fun nah but the I-360 is not right someone needs to have a word I agree why are you going all the way up there to see that

and that drag queen well she was amazing no but on the I-360 she was balancing on the I-3-16 and it was actually levitating no I don't think that's right I did just think, do you know what? I don't like being up here. Feet firmly on the ground, please and thank you. I didn't appreciate it at all. We went to Turkey. We did. We had a lot of conversations on a paddle board, many.

Oh my God, we basically went to therapy on a paddle board. Didn't we? Yeah, we had a really good time. Rowe liked to chat back then. Rour would go round the houses with us then on that paddle board. He loves that paddle board actually, I forgot. That's what I'll get in for his 30-year. Yes, good. Paddle board. And he can go in the Thames. Braces. Did you get your brace? just before you came. I got my braces in August because I remember it was the day that I went to see Fisher.

And I thought, do you know what I need is to medicate with drinking heavily and sucking on a vapours if it has oxygen in it? And let me tell you kids. Sounds about right to me. It was not the way to get through because that next day I felt hairy. I didn't feel well. Did you then fly to turkey that following day? No, no, no.

I had about four days and do you remember my lips exploded because I'd been talking so much and my braces were rubbing against my mouth and I actually did think this will be it I'll never shag again and then actually that omen did come true no you went on that one day or oh it wasn't good we'll gloss over that

I'd have rather stayed in my celibacy than have done that oh for that I did get shivers thinking about it it was awful September NTAs that was actually a lit night that was lit it

that wasn't it yeah I cut my foot at the afters yeah we had a really fun time we had a really fun time yeah and also like I don't know that we were meant to but that's probably not the point of being there but we had a little time

because I remember everyone saying to us the NTAs is the one that's fine but everyone kept asking me about the rewards and I thought what? I didn't see them I didn't know that Pete Wiggs came on stage with a dog I didn't know that

I missed that we saw that Clarkson's farm won yeah big up big up my hometown we did not my bag we did big shout I went to another wedding. I have had weddings this year. Wait till next year.

How many next year? No, I've been uninvited from some. Brilliant. I'm so happy. What's some of Raw's friends? Yeah, and I actually do think, listen, I'm delighted on a level, but I think it's fucking rude. No, I don't think it's rude. Some of these people... Do you want to go? I don't want to go, but I think out of principle. Why do you think it's rude then? Because one of the, two of the boys in particular, I have known as long as long as I've known Raw, and I would say we are good friends. And I think that's rude. Maybe Roasmore Fran without you there. Probably. And that is what everyone's thinking about. Probably.

Or they just don't want to famous at their wedding. Famousal. Taking all the limelight, you big old. The risk of paparazzi is great. You take up all the oxygen in the room, that's the problem. And you'd probably wear white or something. I actually would. That white ruffle dress, that Elizabeth, the first dress would look great.

That ivory dress. My mom, did I tell you this? No. About that Dolcee dress that you were wearing. What did she like her? said, jeez dress is amazing. It's Dolcee, wasn't it? I said, yeah, what's Dolce? She said, why weren't you wearing Dolce? I said, because they didn't have another one.

She said, that white dress, you look like Elizabeth the first with that rough. She's not wrong. She's not wrong. Listen, sometimes we're limited by the sizes of I row. But this always happens. At the fucking BAFTA's, my mum texts me, she doesn't even bother to say, oh, you look nice. She said, gee looks amazing. Sodomere. Soamil. I think, fucking out.

All right. Keep your knickers on, sis. Sheila, flirting with me. I love it. Right, October. Whig night. That was actually Wig night Too funny I forgot about Wig Night Wig Night was a good night

That was for my birthday Yeah That was really fun I highly recommend guys If you've If you've got a dinner That you think this might be done Yeah

But like average Like it might be the same As all the other dinners These are the people I spend The whole of my life with Throw a wig in Throw a wig in the bag It was funny

Lucky Dip the wig You'll have a good night Traders as well We watched that night Oh my God sorry The Trators is actually Such a highlight of the year Celebrators

Wow Has he got an MBE yet? No, but he's going on tour. We'd best get him in the car so we can get some free tickets. Obviously, we can pay. But in a dream world, they'd be free. Well, we'll get him in the car

because we love him and, you know, want to promote his tour, but also we need tickets. Sure. Yeah, I would like to go. Yeah, okay. But this is what I find so mad. He's just announced his tour. His London dates until November 2027.

Wild. No need to announce. Seven. 27. I just think people will be free. No need to worry. Also, I like a prepared king, but that feels like a lot of prep time. Sorry, can I tell you something?

Yeah. We all said to me the other day, 27 we're going to get married. I said, brother. Where's the ring? Where's the ring? I think I know what's happened. I got it out of him on. You're not meant to get it out of him.

That's not the point. No, I just said, what's happening? It's kind of giving like we're going to get to 95 and not getting married. No, well, Stephanie said to me last night, my cousin. Stephanie. Sorry. Sometimes I just like to full name her. Because she was banging on about the fact that all we speak about his cousin Jess.

never her anymore and I was like she works for us I don't know what to tell you and also you're married I'm a dull anyway I said to Steph um which she was asking about it and she was like it's giving not going to be a surprise now it's giving yeah miss the boat and I said I know I think we've passed they're not going to be a surprise for a long time however I think I know what's happened babe well I actually do know what's happened he went to the man I'm dead yeah and asked for the specific diamond but apparently the exact diamond like the size the shape the cut like everything like he but you have to

order it and it's Christmas there are some supply issues everything's taking a long time because we were I know but we have been speaking about this in summer I know but I didn't decide what I wanted I wanted that chunky ring in summer it's very indecisive this girl you are very indecisive now I know I must get more decisive but now I know what I want but now we're actually just waiting so I can go and see it in real life What, and then what, will you just pop over and just put it on and he'll just be like...

Because they'll make like a wax figure. I think I would rather, like, why don't you just let him propose with a haribow ring? This is why don't understand? Because he wants to take the nice picture. But you can do the picture another day. I've said this 100 times. Why does he care about the picture? I'll just put his dick on the table, does he?

I see how it is. I see how it is, raw. Let the people know. Let the people know what you earn. If I'm going to be spending that amount of money. I want it on the gram. That would be a club post He'll be on private for that

He'll be public Tag me Tag me Yeah Right so you're just going to go Get the ring We're not We're not going to go get the ring

We're going to go and see the wax Like they just It's not with the diamond But I think in order to have the In order to make the wax figure The guy has to have the diamond Alas currently we have no diamond I'm very specific about what I want

I don't know what to tell you Yeah And then the proposal will just be at what? Whenever. And you'll kind of know, because you'll have the ring. I won't have the ring. I won't have even seen the ring. All I will have seen is a wax. Yes. Yeah.

And when you're there, you'll say, what's the lead time on this? And then you might know roughly. Roughly. But he's talking to me about getting married in 2020. As if we've like booked a date. I was like, brother. As if he's bothered to get down on one knee. People don't want to work anymore. Let me tell you again. Get your ass up and work. Nobody wants to work these days. He doesn't want to work.

This boy. Sorry. We went to the NTAs. Oh, sorry, October. No, sorry. Most importantly, in October, we were robbed at the Bee Creator Awards by Paul Branson. Say that again.

Who wasn't even there and then said nothing about it. No, defamation to Paul. Obviously, love you so much. No, you're not a creator. Sorry. You're not. Oprah gave you a leg up many years ago. I hate to say it.

And I think he's a hard worker, Paul. I like him. But I'm just saying... I think you've missed... Oh, my God. Is that a sweat patch? You are a sweaty, Betty. That's not good.

I don't say that's normal. Did you see something else on our YouTube comments? Look. Oh, wow, that's crazy. Maybe if I sit like this. Someone commented on our YouTube saying bring back the natural pits and I thought, was that about me? I don't agree.

Do not bring back the natural pits. I'm going to start charging for all this creepy shit. They haven't even seen your feet yet. Wait till they've seen your feet. They're not hairy. Fuglyfeet.com. That is rude. That is fucking rude.

We went to glamour in October. Yeah That was fun Vibes Vibes And then obviously November I'm a celebrity Right

Let's do a quick We've got about 10 minutes I think we need to do a quick I do think we're going to get cut off At one hour I do think we're going to be awesome Alarms will sound Gun to a fool

I don't know what to tell you We'll be out of here Everyone's got lives to live Okay quick round up Yeah It was just life changing I don't know what to tell you That's such an arsey thing to say

It's not arcy Well it's just like It's the truth I said tonight I think I've come back A different person I don't mean in any wanky way. I just mean I think I see things really differently now. Because of Dr. Adam or

because of the toad. Just because of everything. Because of the toad, probably, yeah. Yeah. But I really do think like it really I really think it changed us for the better. Yeah. It really did. No, I actually think it did. And I think it's given us this new lease of life to be like, you can actually just do anything and you can be the man on the moon.

And like, it's really, but also that doesn't come without sacrifice. Compromise. and like really digging fucking deep and just like finding that well of resilience inside you because it's not easy. My God, it's not easy. No.

But it's the most rewarding thing like ever to do something and think we did that, I did that. No one else could have done that. It was a very good lesson in like eradicating imposter syndrome as well because I feel like it's really easy when you're in those situations that you're like maybe like the first to do. You can feel like oh well I'm not supposed to do.

we're not supposed to be here because no one's ever done it. Do you know what I mean? But actually, because of the environment that we were like thrown into because we had to prove ourselves, I actually never felt that. No, nor me. Because I was like, well, we are and we have to be. Also, I do think sometimes, like, and actually Rawl said this to me, like when it's really hard, sometimes actually in life you have too much choice to walk away.

When you're on the other side of the world, you have no choice. You just get on with it. And I think it's a really, like, it's too easy in everyday life to just quit when things get hard. because it's like so easy to just go home and not try again. Don't. Just don't, just eradicate that option in your mind to be like, I don't have a choice but to continue here. Yes.

So the craziest part about the whole thing was that we would interview the celeb and then because we were staying at the same hotel as them, we would travel back together. We would hitchhike basically. We would hitchhike. So we would get in the back back of like a big car in the boot basically. But by the way, originally was our car.

I know. I thought like, I felt like saying, you know, guys. By the way, you've taken our car. It's not the other way, but unless I've got this twisted. Yeah, I mean, we will take one for the team, Jack Osbourne, and sit in the back, of course, God bless. But we were in the middle row first, just want to say it. We're connected to the Bluetooth, do you know what I mean?

Apple Car plays playing through our phones, not yours, Martin Kemp. Yes. Anyway, it was amazing because obviously we would have the interview where we had set questions, but then we could just talk to them like normal people. And I genuinely think now, Ruby Wax might be one of my innerest. circle. I don't know what to tell me. I agree. I honestly agree. I love that woman. I love her. Guys, I hate to... Look, Ruby and I have been what's happening. I know, because Al got her number. It was a bit, it was a bit unfair, but it happened.

Babe, you can have it. No, because it's weird now for me to, like, text her because, like, Al and I, I think in a lot of people's minds are one person. I always save it as Ali and G, so she won't actually know who she's texting. Yeah, fine. But just make sure you're, like, cool and funny. Don't be, like, weird. You've seen all the text. Don't worry. I'm not texting her without your approval. Good, good. I won't sign on. worry because when we have the next text, obviously when we see her next for our martini, is we can have a group chat.

Yeah, fine. I'll add you to the group. Then you and I can get in on mine and Ruby's private conversations. Yeah, because if you and Ruby having private conversations, we have to get a bit jealous there, because that's not right. But no, it was, it was really, it was amazing because they're all just so lovely. And honestly, everyone was like, oh my God, like, what were people like and who was the worst?

And I was like genuinely. Everyone was incredible. Like, exactly better than what they are on TV. Better. Much better. We were literally, we thought that we were going to get another back of that car, like the driving home to the hotel and like no one

would really want to talk to us. We didn't stop chatting. Oh my God, I could, I was ready to have a nap. It was an hour and a half each way. I thought now's the perfect time. Yeah. I wasn't allowed to. No, there was no napping. There was no time for an hour. No. I was fixing Martin's Kemp's home screen. I know. We were putting widgets on Martin Kemp's home screen. I was thinking about him because he won't know how to get rid of that.

I honestly was like, going to DM them and be like... Why don't you DMM and say, listen. I did some deets on your dad's phone. If you want to delete that time zone thing, this is how you do it. A voice note from you. Hi, Martin, sorry, it's me. I don't know if you remember. I was thinking he'll get back to London and think, why have I got double time on my screen?

That's so annoying. I think Roman will help. I hope. Yeah, I hope. Roman, if you're listening. Yeah, Roman, you shout out. No, it was amazing. They were all, honestly, all of them were so amazing, so kind, so funny.

We had the best time. We really had the best time. We really did. Also, Australia is just lit. I don't know why they all come here. Why is everyone so nice? I know. Like, everyone.

No one was rude. Apart from some of the people at airline check-in desks. That's all I'm going to say. No, fuck them. Fuck them. I actually would go that far. That one woman that next morning, right, because everyone knows this. We'd basically had our flight cancelled in Sydney.

So we had to sleep on the floor of an ibis, which really was a low point for us. It was very humbling. It was the sofa. It was worse than the floor because it was so sticky. And why was the music so loud? it was actually really like, you know that's what they use in torture techniques? Yes.

Have you watched SAS? Yes, you dare's wins. That was that. I can see clearly now, La Ray. I will never, ever forget that. Right long as I live. Anyway, so then we basically pre-booked our flights

on the next, like the quickest flight out the next morning. Like 6 a.m. All good. Bearing in mind, you know, we're traveling heavy, okay? We didn't quite realize how heavy we were traveling until we. No, we did because we got false information.

Yeah, but we didn't think about that internal flight. No, we've learnt many lessons. We didn't know that it was 30 pound a key J. Sorry. Key J. No, no. Sometimes I actually can't speak the cringington kids.

What are these socks? Ho, ho, ho, ho. Christmas sucks. Right. So I've got the camera's not. It is. Not for use. Not for use.

In internal use only. Sure. What'd have you like to see later? KG. Good, got it. KG. It was actually $20 a KG. Fine.

10 pounds. 10 pounds. No, it was 30. It must have been 30 a KG. 15 pounds. English pounds. A KG. Do you know how much we were over?

Yeah, babe. I know. I tapped my fucking card. Fair, fair play. Anyway, so I'd arranged with the woman before when we pre-bucked this flight about the amount of KGs we had. She said $800. That obviously is, you know, intake of breath.

That's outrageous amounts of money. Pass out, sure. Sure. For like a budget airline that you're trying to save money on. Everything's a good thing. Everything's. half price. No, everything's half-pice.

400 pounds. The 400 pounds is not right for luggage. No, no, no, no. Normally it's like 60-quid a case, easy, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So it was a shock to the system. Anyway, we go back the next morning

and this woman, bearing in mind, I've not met, I've not met an asshole in Australia yet. I don't think there exists. I think everyone's nice. I think everyone's cushy, everyone's good vibes. That little witch. She hated us. No, not.

Tad-da-da-da-ta-tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, $1,600. dollars. Eat my ass. Say again. Double. That's double. What we paid.

I was going to smash her face in. I'm not joking. I thought, take one more fucking look at me. I will smash your fucking face. No, no, no. You are, I can't say where we were. Okay, we were at a desk to try to get into a lounge.

And this fucking woman, I think about her now. I think her name was. No. Her name was. Stop saying her name. I won't you down. Beep. No.

Al actually needs to go to anger management. This is me, it might reduce fee. Go again. Because that, that was unheard of. You were going to smack her. I was going to have to hold you back at one point. I honestly, did you not see it? My hand was like this.

No, no, no. You were like, she was literally, you know, like, when you're younger and you go to a club and, like, there's that girl on the dance floor, there's pools and other girl's hair just for the sake of it. That was Al. And she was like, but she was big, so, oh, no, no, I can't think of that.

Anyway, this is how it ended. They said this, this line. This is how it all ended. No, what happened was? I was filming her because I wanted she was saying to us you can't film in there

and we said sis we have been specifically requested to film in here you can't film in that it's forbidden so I was trying to film her

to send to the people to say your your people are misinformed and also haters

okay I'll say hilarious because you think she's really quietly saying to me ask her that question again this is how she's saying

and she thinks she's whispering ask her that question again so I can film her. Ask that question again. So I'll film her. So then she gets her phone out. Honestly, she's trying to be slyb.

She's not. The guy, the security guy behind the desk, obviously clocks what she's doing, walks behind her and goes, you can't film in here. And then another security guy goes, call the police. And that is how it ended everyone on that desk saying,

call the police, and me being like, don't know that we need to call the police. Anyway, this fucking moment comes around. I was thinking, call the fucking police then. Come on, call them. Call them. I'd like to fucking see them try.

We were in a country that I was. would not have liked to... What they're going to do? I'm not forbidden for filming people in public. That's what... You might be, have you read their laws, rules and regs? I haven't.

Do they have paparazzi in that country? I don't know. Yes. Do you know? I don't know, but I... There we go. You don't know. So let's not get the police.

This woman starts coming to talk to me. She says, Go into your recently deleted. And I said, don't fucking raise your voice at me. Stupid bitch. And then I really... Really bad.

It was a low point, actually, for Rally & G limited. No, that was not a low point. that was a low point for the people at that that day call the fucking play go on I'd like to see you try call them get them here now they'll be like wasting my fucking time yeah right should we do one

right so that was nice what a nice ending for us that was we had a lovely time and we're good people coming home we've changed for the good okay that was just a blip it was a little blip it was a small blip small blip you wouldn't do that again or do not now not now she's changed for good if that would Oh, what was the point in that second film?

Anyway, I was going to say to end, why don't we do one new year's resolution for Allie and G Limited for next year? Okay. I know mine. Go on. I am going to start dating again. That's not on Allie and Gently.

It is because... Excuse me, Olivia. How many brand deals have we got about my dating life? Thank you, Ali, Mac. I'll have you come back down off of that statement because that is great news. Okay, fair. Use, following, brand deals.

In which case, I'll get engaged. Then we've got all bases covered. God. That would be a great app. You were meant to do that this year. That's why I took the fucking foot off the gas because I'd been going 100 miles an hour, shagging my way through Clapton.

No, no, it will be better if we do it at the same time. Yeah. Will it? Yeah, because it's like contrast. Everyone will feel really sorry for me. I love it when that happens. I'm such an only child. I love that.

When everyone goes, oh, I hope you's okay. She's fine. I just need everyone to know she's fine. I'm good. I will get the best parts of that wedding and the rest. Don't worry about it. Oh, I'll get the worst parts too. Awful. No. Have you met yourself? Babe, when am I ever difficult? Me like, SOS. No, I've already said, you must wear white. We're going to have to go to a joint fitting because you have to wear white. Vogue are going to want two brides in white. That's Ali's New Year's resolution. She wants to get her. She wants to be a Vogue,

2027th bride. But I... Well, you've had on your bio, do you think? 2027 bride. And then maybe I'll also put 288K on TikTok and be done with it.

The 88 is killing me to be fair. Right. All you really need to know about next year is that we are coming back with the pod and it is going to be better, brighter, brilliant,

ter than ever. And my voice will sound better than this. And Al will, might have a rock on her finger. Who knows? Who knows? I don't know.

You might get laid. Babe, of 2026, I think he'll get laid once. It didn't happen this year? Yeah, we did. Wait, did it really not? It was so, guys. And then...

Hey, really? I swear to God I did not have sexual intercourse in 2020. 2024 I was working hard. Did you know why you're not dating someone after the Brits? No. God, really? Yeah, because Wine Gum was 24. That's when I was really it.

No, you had a little blip at the beginning of the year with him. Did you not? No. He just slid in my DMs many times. And I thought I best not do that because that's not fair. I had sex once this year and it was awful and it was really disappointing That is honestly a reflection of the state of the world

Be careful what you wish for And that's the sentiment We love you, we will see you next year Can't believe it I can't believe it I feel sick actually, I feel sick I feel like, no I'm feeling extreme exhaustion again

Well if you do are feeling Extremely exhausted Yeah and I'm sure lots of people listening Are feeling extremely exhausted because it's the end of the year, a lot's been going on. It's a heavy year as well. There's a lot going on. Many things, okay, we'll talk about this over Christmas, over Chinese New Year,

but there's a lot of important things to tell you about next year. It's the snake? It's the snake. Did you not read all the things I say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I skimmed it. We're going into the horse. Going into the horse. And the horse, the horse is good.

The horse has a lot of forward momentum. The horse is a worker. Yes. So you better get ready to work. Get your ass up and work. Okay, love you. Happy Christmas, happy New Year. Happy birthday, if you have a Christmas birthday like me.

Oh, happy birthday, Ali Mac. Thanks. Happy Thursday. Whoa. 30, flirty thriving. Do you want your present before or after you go away? After, after. Sure?

I think. All right. I think let's inject some joy. Have a holy job. God rest you, merry gentlemen. That's my favorite, guys. God rest you. God rest you.

Because it's not about partying. I don't know where everyone got confused. It's about rescue. That's what's say. Okay. Bye now. Love you, bye now. Love you, bye.

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