Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 16 | Beast in the Machine: Part 2

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

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Hey men, welcome to Legends of Adventress. I'm Toa Kamenui, and you're listening to Beneatharque Wings. Here's sort of what happened last time. It's very important. I know that I don't look it, but I'm an ex-member of the Talongard, and I can prove it. And I say this, knowing full well that I may take the full brunt of the consequences, but I went AWOL. Kujata was a fool to think. He could have to plan as half bait as that.

Thank you all for joining me for dinner. Did not seem like we had a choice, but you're welcome. Since all of my personal god have been slain And my six eyes I can no longer trust fully I am counting on you all to take their place I have personally questioned all of you And I know and I mean no offense When I say that you do not have the means to deceive me

In ways that my other generals may be able to The way that Kujata did for so long All of you were sent by gods circumstance, far worse, Felix Ackerman. Yes, sir. For you, I would hope you would know that this would come with a full pardon for your desertion.

Show those medals. So anyone that gives you trouble, if they are of the Corps of Arkin military, and they will let you pass without question. You will be meeting with Chumley in the morning. You must show him what you saw, where you saw it. I have found the entrances.

three more tunnels. Oh shit. So the door is not, you hear this gruff voice from behind the other side. What do you guys doing? I immediately go to the door with my bowl of empty bowl of jello salad and I open the door and I say, oh hey, how are you? As you open the door you see a barrel-chested human man who seems to be a little bit past, considerably a little bit past minute his middle years. He has a dark brown hair that is kind of awkwardly combed and a huge bushy mustache that almost fully covers his mouth. He almost looks like this walrus of a man as he... He's a general, right? He's one of the generals. Yes, he is dressed in the same uniform that

you saw Paradiso and Hugada wear him. And you see a metal that has the same red eye. General Chumley, sir Private Felix Ackerman At your service I also salute and drop my bowl of Jellosat General Chumley sir Tell a windchaser Kamenui At your service

Hello Chumley Iris of the Sands Unfortunate name you have there sir What's up chum I'm still kind of in bed Like drinking out of the thing I took It's not with me but I wave You're like in your socks

And you like slide into view How's very simplistic Yeah, I was even So, that is easy, there's no reason for you to be so uptight. Let's get us over, shall we? Just have it, sir. I'm sorry. We're all ready to go, right?

Get out of bed. We're all uptight. Everybody keep it down tight. You're the new. You're the new. Wings of the Raven. That's what general, hard general, Zern says. Oh, was that a title?

before he made us the wings? It's coming in and out of style. Oh. All I know is it sounds like a bunch of outsiders are going to be telling me how to do me, Joe? No, no, sir. We're hard workers and we're here to help you do whatever you need to get done.

Yeah, well, we'll take care of business. Whatever you and the Lord of the Wings needs, we'll be all set. High General Zern. That's what I said. You said Lord of the Wings. That's what I mean. Lord of the Wings?

Lord of the Wings. Yeah, High General Zern. Is he called Lord of the Wings? I just called him that. He is now. I don't think he's called that, though. Anyway, we're gonna show you where to go? We're gonna go.

Okay, leave the way. We'll make sure to tank me out of it. So we're traveling all the way from flocks roost to the seven heavens. No, you're in a set in now. Sorry, we're, okay. I apologize. Maybe move it down. So actually, there's a, that's a shorter journey.

Yes. Because they're openings to each one of the zone. Yes. We can head right into that quarter or that sector. Heck yes. That's why the city is in the center. Heck and yeah. Heck and yeah.

There's a gate to every single one of the districts. Frick yes. Frickles yes. Frickles yes. Frickles yes. Frickles yes. Frickles. He's on his frickle rock right now.

Oh, that's deep. It's a deep cut. And. Darn too. Only 90s good. Is that a deep cut? I want to go to Frickle Rock. That sounds awesome.

Frickle Rock. Everybody knows Frack. I mean, we all know what Frackle Rock is. You do. Don't age ourselves. Yeah, yeah. Sorry, I've outed myself. I remember when the phone was invented.

I do remember not having to use area codes. Is that bad? Is that bad? I remember that. Yeah, me too. Efford Favrege Fow would remember. Chisholm. We're chumming.

So you begin to guide, and then there is actually a, as general chumling, walks with all of you as you lead the way, there is a long row of soldiers. Some seem to be having large melee weapons at their sides or at their backs, and there also seems to be a number of hooded road figures

that seem to be a magic user of some variety as they all march in two lines behind the general as you lead General Tomley down through the corridor. Are any of these people very clearly Talangar? I would say that... Or are they more like priests and priests? I would see they're probably priests and priests and priests and preces and maybe like official like wizards of the Zentra garrison,

but probably not... I wouldn't expect to see Talangar like walking out in the open day. So you know that Chumlee is basically the head of the garrison of Zetra. He's head of the internal, you know, the eternal defense of Porovacia. And you know that it was a... Furman. that was the eye that was responsible for the, basically the external defense.

Okay, got it. Right, right. And so he follows you and he says, So I don't know what you did to get on the hard general good side. And I don't know how it was that you figured out how could jala was a turn traitor. But I'll just know that I'm keeping me eye on. all of you, so there's no funny business.

None so. I can't trust enough that we're here to serve and help. There might be a little funny business in the sense that I use it during combat, but aside for that. He's very funny. He makes me laugh every day. Thank you. At least once. Sometimes hideously.

He wrote a song just for Zentra. It's true. What is it? Zentra, Zentra. No, wow. I forgot. No, the one about the you know that's more about the whole it's more about other stuff oh oh yeah yeah I did do that my veal's in my case as she puts it away and I lock the case I think it's

like it sling out of it okay he bleeding away as as you this kind of is this this man seems to be kind of almost busting out of this suit. It isn't as quite as well tailored for ham. Get me my best place, treasure! God, I was strong then. You remember both Portia and Kujada had were very just perfect, perfectly crafted generals. This Chumley seems to be maybe a bit of an old guard, doesn't seem to be as, nearly as well polished as these other ones. As he continues to follow you, the gates open,

leading into the seven heavens with this massive entourage of soldiers in tow. And finally, all of the individuals that live in the seven heavens are all kind of scared. As soon as they see this massive group of soldiers, they start bolting in other directions. They go inside, they lock their doors, peer behind curtains as you march through the streets of the seven heavens.

You eventually arrive, I guess you're going to lead them directly to the barn that had this, you arrive at the barn as it stands there seemingly abandoned. The cows and the goats that had been there seemed to no longer, be there. You see that the hay is disrupted around a large door where you came out of. And as you all stop, Charlie points at this and says, so is it so then? Yes, yes, it's right through here and then if you wouldn't mind I could open the door for us. I'll help you out, Torre. Me too. I will stand back in terms. No manual later.

That's exactly what I will do. I'm going to walk in. I'll stand next to him and say, Mike, I'm the guy and hand him a little flask that I'm drinking out of. Yeah, who's your help me? What is this? What is this? What is this? I don't.

No, I don't. He's like, good. So we'll just stand there, I'm watching. You see his big, bulbous nose and like rosy cheeks and are as red and like, Okay, open it up, then. Athletics check both of you. I'm helping. And both of you at advantage.

All right. Now it's just a dance. Remember what my status is. Nice, yeah. I have just my first roll of the night. Jeez. Athletics? Yeah.

At advantage. All RP. 8. 27 for me. Damn. All right. Are we all rolling at advantage? Yes.

Oh, okay. Yeah. It's good. Caprice, you are absolutely no help. I put one arm under and as they lift it up I'm like, yeah 17. 17.

As Toa manages to to squat down and Herja is helping to whatever extent that she can as she heaves up and Toa you lift and it's considerably higher than five feet and you kind of like lift it up

and it goes out of your reach as the sheer mass of Toa heaves open this massive door. I'm lifted off my feet a little bit. Yeah. He was hanging on the iron handle as it opens. And the loud clang reverberating through the deep dark tunnel that you had traveled very far from.

And immediately these soldiers start fanning out. Some have their weapons drawn. Others have their hands up. And there's this faint glow around all of that. And he's like, OK, step back now, step back now. Yes, sir. And I'll back up. Same.

He steps forward. You. Send out a light. One of the hooded figures steps forward and his hand glows with his yellow light and he casts a bolt of light and it

cast down hundreds of feet illuminating this huge tunnel that you remember walking through. And it just illuminates everything. And he says I don't know look at this this be some horrible

labyrinth that seems to be a situation and it's a very far walk from what we remember yeah it took a couple hours yeah it's several hours

it was like half a day maybe or was it just several miles it was a few hours yeah three or four hours and walking now was hours okay and so it casts

down and um um chumny stroked his mustache as he Well to all hero as well seems as if

You wasn't lying to the hard general And I like you Give me a little bit enough Mm hmm hmm Mm hmm Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, we'll be kicked out Well

Well, you all know what to do, and you see the soldiers immediately snap to attention, and they start to sprint past the general, and sprint past all of you as they run. Their arms are behind them. They run, and they're like, their Naruto run. And then you see, as a light emerges down, you hear as the ground starts to shake beneath you. as magic starts to starts to collapse these tunnels

as does it look like it goes deep? Wait, wait, wait. Are they collapsing the tunnel? They're collapsing. So as they're going in and they're magic to collapse the tunnel as as they're very far down

and they start to collapse and then they start backing up and collapsing for them. That makes more sense than what I think is. as Charlie just waits there looking bored the redness around his cheeks and on his boldest nose is even more intense now thanks to the second nip that you gave him and he's looking bored

What could it have been true that there was nothing to worry about Now I actually got to do something And honestly we believe that there may be one of these in each one of the sections of the city. We know of at least, what is it, four more? Three more. We know of at least three more.

In, and I name off the cities because of the sections that don't remember what he said. That's fine, we do that. And we don't know the exact locations, but we believe that we can find them. Oh, this is going to be an old-day thing, huh? I believe so, yes.

Oh, very well. And they said, well, we'll go to the others afterwards. And you hear the as all the soldiers, the magic users, step out away from the tunnel. And with a final glowing hands, the swirling of the arms, you hear loud thunderous roar. As the last of the tunnel collapses, almost out into the barn, as it seems as if the tunnel has been collapsed,

at least for a very long way. Hey Chum, do we know who owned this section of the city? This, I'm blanking on the word for a section, a building that houses animals. The barn, the stable, thank you. Wow. Do we know who owned this Oscelot? Do we know who owned this Oscelot? It's a lot for...

To be fair, out of character, we had done some investigation. and knew that it was, that's how he found about the news place, was that there was a guy who was visiting the bar regularly, and he was on the, he was on the news person's employee. So that might actually lead us towards who was the, no penis Joe, is that? That might be a clue for how we find the tunnels in the other districts. And I believe that people are the top men and women are working on that.

I saw her, but all we knew is, all that's all that I was told is that the six of you knew where to go. And we're here we took care this tunnel. We sound like there's even more. It's wrong. Yes, sir. I know it's a pain in the ass. How deep did you bury that tunnel there?

About 500 feet. That's pretty reasonable. I imagine... Yeah, that'll stop any of the beasts we've seen, I think. Do we still comfortable? I mean, thinking about the infernal contraptions, they look like they could be driving through even that much collapsed dirt stuff. The infernal contraptions are absolutely massive, and so they would not be going through those labyrinths.

They didn't appear to be digging machines either. No, they weren't. Can I insight check the tunnel for how safe I feel it is now that it's flat? I don't know. I would say an intelligence check, just a straight intelligence. That's where I'm a Viking. You're not Rodeck. You don't do stonework.

Did you say stu? A commoner ten. A common or ten. Seems fine. Yeah, all right. Let's move on the next. I walk up to the wall and I smack it twice and I said you can fit so much collapse stone in his bad boy I walk away.

What is a lot of collapse stone that's true. job well done looks that's right Hoosier you can't with wow that's so true there's so much collapsed stone in this tunnel there looks good for government work okay it's very that's exactly what it is I'm gonna give Hersia a wink and like kind of nudge her to like grab him by the other arm as we keep strolling. Oh, if I mean, yeah. I'm a little bit shorter than him. Oh, so.

It's probably more like, like, this way down. All he is, but I'm like, that's the high-differ on. Yeah. We're probably pretty similar. Yeah, we're five feet. Yeah, about five feet.

Yeah. So you're a tall dwarf and you're a short, Januss. Yeah. Yeah. So you're both the same height. Oh, well, I suppose, okay. Okay, very nice.

As he's guided off. And I want to just say, for the sake of Bradbetti, why don't we, so you're just going to look for the markings on... The Wings of Liberty! The Wings of Liberty! That damn right. You're damn right. You know, let them know that they should have people that are going to the other ones

to try and search those out, assuming that they would probably be capable enough of figuring out where the other ones are. Okay, so lead them to the first one and kind of show them this. symbol and like do a look in the shebang. So rather that, so you're going to basically tell them what is going to be etched on those sides. We'd probably find

the first one with them and then be like, this is what you're looking for in the other. So then for that, we're giving them a starting point at the very least. We're telling them here's where to look. The closes one be the Conquest Ward. So you guide him. I'm going to need everyone to make a group perception check. Oh, moon.

No. I don't care for him. Shedhan. Oh, appropos. Natural why. I did well. When does Sean Conry go to the Wimbledon? 20-ish.

Hey. Hey. I got a five. 20. I also got a five. Nine. 20. Nice.

But I've been at the drink. At the drink. In my guts. So. Drinking out of cups. You eventually you spend with With those roles, it takes you a long time as you are guided through the Conquest War. And this is really the first time that you experienced a good amount of time here.

You wander on the Conquest War and you realize that this, the activity here is incredibly intense. That you had heard the sound of industry when you had passed by. This is at a pace far exceeding that. You hear the loud creaking of siege weapons as they're being rolled out and guided to the city, brought to the walls as it seems if they are attempting to fully prepare all-out war and a full siege on the city. Well done, Vern.

As people are just darting out of the way as you march through the... to the city. And you eventually, you're looking around, you're looking for everything that you can look for. Does it look like all the weapons are going just to the wall? It seems that way, yeah.

So, you eventually you spend a good portion of the day looking around, looking for those wings of liberty, and eventually you find a small alley off to the side that also

seems to be a stable that seems that the remnants of it being a holding area for cattle that has very subtly, though, the same symbol of Rivali's craft that he uses.

And as soon as you arrive, Charlie says, well, it took a lot enough, are you sure that you know what the rest of them are? Yes, we're all marked like this and if it would help we could accompany you for the

rest of them. But we feel like you should be able to handle it, yes? You're capable? And two of them have been stabled so far, so that might be a dead giveaway. I feel like my work here is done. And he waves at the

soldiers who rush past him and open it up and they destroy the time. I gotta be honest, so I'm I feel like that one of the generals. would have been a little bit more oomph than this. I'm disappointed.

Are we completely out of your shot? Yeah, no, yeah. I'm very, like, I'm very quietly just whispering to tell him. Well, perhaps he's done so many great things in life that he's kind of over it. He's just accomplished everything, and now he's just sort of trying to do it. That kind of person doesn't seem like the kind of person

to act like this. Well, I mean, at least he's helping us. He's helping defend the city in a bit. What's immediately around the second like area that we found stable? There is a variety of, there are mostly black segments and then there is a workshop as well. As you, as you see around, there's a kind of like the clanging of hammers on anvils and the like. But it seems to be that this area that you're in is mostly just this kind of back area that is very much off the beaten trap, the treaded path. Cool.

Okay. So you eventually direct him to this. The soldiers rush forward and collapse it. And he watches this happening as well, I feel like my work is done here. I don't need to follow you outsiders anymore. I feel like so, it's all going to be that symbol. And once we can look into what the gales from newspaper comes, company's financial records hold we should be able to get the rest of it to the point

that I don't need to he seems a little bit wind in now I don't need to walk around the entire city looking for the same thing I feel like I can put top people on it I feel like we have done our work and we'll head back to the citadel he um it's kind of having a realization that Zern told us not to trust anybody. Toa is gonna say, on second thought, I mean, do you mind if at least some of us accompany the rest of your men around the city? Why do you need to do that?

I told you that we had top people on it. I would like to help and assist, if I can, the rest of us perhaps don't need to stay, but I'm happy to assist them, lift the big door because I at least have the heart for it. Yeah, I'll love to. And... Yeah, I see what he's trying to say is we've been a bit under sun with Zern, you know.

We've been kind of locked the way and, you know, put in our room. And, like, this is the first time we've seen the sun, you know, and had a nipped a drink and fresh air and the smell of that street food is calling me. May we're swaying check up advantage. Whoever would care to do that. I would say... Me? Well, I guess who do you...

To-o probably. Yeah. Not good. Twist up No No No Yeah

Yeah Yeah For street food I love Then And he Weaves his hand And says

No I would hope You're not questioning My ability To provide For the protection It's great

city No no That's not What I'm saying At all I just mean Yeah We're

You know With the wings of the Raven And I figured We should be Doing Something to

Help Otherwise we're Just I'm just I'd like To do something To help

I just I'm a very helpful person. If it wouldn't, if it wouldn't hurt too much, I mean, you could feel free to leave if your job's down. I tend to. Then why don't you leave and I'm happy to accompany your men to the rest of the spots in the city?

I was told to make sure that you get back to the citadel unarmed or unscathed because of cultists they could be lurking about. Sweats and vandrous. I think we'll be okay and I, motion to the badges that we have. Yeah, we can take care of ourselves. We can move through district to district. We'll be fine. Yeah, I think that that's

probably the least of my words. You all want to continue then. Yes, yes. We want to make sure that they don't get any help. With this, this chumly, do you think Zern would be pleased to find out that you did not see this mission through to the end? Oh, God.

I'm. Made intimidation, Joe. I was waiting for the Irish. By this burn, just waiting for it. And I'm so glad we got her. Liff to burn words in the... Intimidation? I'm not intimidating.

Eleven. Eleven. Felix. He, uh, his, his mustache gristles as, as, uh, his face is all flashed and he, uh, he says, Well, I was supposed to make sure that we made it to the tunnels and closed it all down. I'm a, I'm a, I'm a raven. I mean, General, I don't need to be wandering the city, wasting my strength for the battle. Or are you just making an excuse to be lazy?

Got him. Would General Zern appreciate that one of his, Commander Zern appreciate that one of his generals was too lazy or out of shape to traverse the entire city? Because to someone who's not native to this area, that's all I'm seeing. Triple got him. Making them on the intimidation track. No! You're intimidating. Use a twist of me too.

Okay. Okay, 21. 21. And this, he seems to take a step back, and his face gets even more red and ruddy. As he said, well, of course, he would totally understand. I'd speak with Zerone every day, and we are in very hard standings. And I suppose that there is, you know, we would. We could finish the job.

I'll kind of grab him by the arm and kind of turn him away from the groom and be like, don't vary, she does this to me daily and just give him another nip of the bottle. Then I would leave the way. And I'm going to start walking towards the next fixture. I'm going to slide up next to Toa really quickly and be like, you're welcome, big man. And then I'm going to slide back towards leafy. Is there any way that our talents could be used elsewhere, though, if we've directed them where they need to go and they can handle us? So the reason why I changed our course is that how General Zun told us not to trust any of his generals.

And I'm worried that he said, oh, we've got the rest so that we don't have to worry about it. And actually, he's not collapsing the rest of the tunnels. So I would like to, and if you think, if you want to split the group. Say no more. I trust you. All right, let's, I guess I'll lead the gang to where, I guess the next district, getting a sense of, you know, the order of the city. So I'm gonna say another group perception check to see how you guys fought things 15 15 15 17 17 17 is it would be 15 17 retiring that 20 14 15 16 17 17

6 We can always count on courage you to ruin the group 14 15 16 17 17 20 6 the jello bowls. She doesn't see anything because she's licking the dillel of what a nightmare. So she still has like this bowl of jello and sillo salad. Jellas salad. I'm going to melt in little dust has gotten at it for Peron. Oh yeah. It smells like far. The dust of the slums especially has accumulated a little bit of the manure stench from the stables and I wish I was dead.

you spend the rest of the day you spend the rest of the day going around the rest of the city but far faster than you found the first two as you eventually find the wings of liberty on yet another stable and once again all the magic users run into the tunnel and collapse it I suggest to them if they can make it deeper than 500 feet

they should And can I roll an insight check to see if any of these people that are collapsing the tunnel seem to be irritated that they're being watched? Oh, make an inside check. It's a good idea. And I'm continuing to try to be like, you know, 500 feet for you. That should be pretty good. 18. 18.

18. You get, the sense of irises, you're watching all of these individuals, Caprice. You convince them to go in now a thousand feet. With that, as Caprice, you managed to convince all of them to go into these tunnels and collapse them far deeper. Yeah, guys, go in and mbop the Bipatop. Is that the scientific term? Yeah, it's related to shiboooping. Interesting.

I have so much to learn about your magic. So you can mbop into a human and shabooop into a human. It just depends. It really depends on where the magic's coming. Context clues. Charlie. As you're all walking through, he's grabbing his chest a little bit. Oh, is this guy going to die?

Oh, you give me that. Holy shit, Lucy's going to kill him. He unscrews the flasker from Lifty again. He's like, I'm going to hold on to this. That's you, Gino. And he takes your flask and just puts it in his breast pocket and keeps it. And he's like, I don't much care for outside is telling me. to do me job but if it's gonna make the hard general happy yeah you know what i think here is

you're getting a pretty good ride we're just doing the work you can walk along have a drink with the pretty lady and you know you get the good word at the end oh you're so nice little you better give me a good word uh well i guess you do oh oh okay this is the last one as long as you make sure that he's You very certainly have the whole general I was with you the whole time. Yeah, of course. Absolutely. 100% no problem, buddy.

General Chumley, sir, are you feeling okay? Oh, fun, little lad. What's what? Do I look not okay? Is there, is... Mr.

shape-shifting, you know, he begins to sweat and rebusing him. His face is really bad. Is there nothing that I can do for you? What do you got on? You got a sandwich or something? Give me a minute. Let me see what I can do.

That's a hard soup. Felix puts his hands up towards the general and says, Fetus, I cure you of diabetes. Come on now, let's go. What's diabetus? You can't snorting. You can cure people? Why, when you?

You've never seen you cure anyone before. This is some strange magic. I would really like to know how you went about curing you. What did you say this was, diabetes? Yeah, that is how it's pronounced. Is this a stridgen thing? I'd be happy to explain to you later. To be fair, none of you asked if I could heal any more.

It doesn't work. Or I would have been more than happy to cure you of diabetes. Nose to me. I don't believe that I have diabetes. Doesn't work? What if we have diabolics? Make a deception check and a performance. Check.

Shit. You broke, you broke, uh, Kelsey. Yep, Kelsey's nother. Oh, Jesus. This is gonna be performance, which is gonna be a four, but my deception is a 15. He stands there and you hold her hand out, but he's like, Next not a sandwich boy! I have some dried fish that I eat on my travels usually.

Would you like some of this? I look longingly down at my ball. He looks in his pack and finds that his dried fish is not there. He knows where it went. Come here, give that to me. No, there's not actions. We're just rations, right? Well, no.

I hear of a fish. You see Iris kind of turn. I can't believe it's not in there. I bet it was that strange dwarf. Hershey's drunken father. Oh, you're right. You're completely right. Who's you?

We're going to find your drunken father. So while that's going on, I'm just going to be like, don't, though. I'll tap his hand and cast levitate on him. So he's just kind of slightly elevated and pulling along with me as I walk without effort. Okay. So we're going to save chumway. No heart attacks on my watch. And he's like, he takes another nephew, grabs the flask at his pocket.

I appreciate that but I mean he's not I hope he's not I don't think he's always drunk I mean I wouldn't normally take offense to that because I'm a dwarf but yeah we're going to find him god god damn it

yeah and I'll get my fish back I'll give him rations instead like jerky or something fan of it I wonder why he likes cucumbers he's like hold on in a sec and he makes you all wait and stop as he goes is like this little sandwich boutique and he gets just like this

huge sub. Does he come back with his penis? You come back. It's actually the same. You saw in the sky reach. Oh, it's not fantasy Jimmy Johns? Aw. It's Johnny Jim.

Is it a hot Johnny Jam? Yes. I love Johnny Jim. Do I see the guy who went to the first Johnny Jams? Jinky Jams? It's on that. It's Kurovaki of Mike's. Oh, is that a rubit I see in your hands?

Oh my God. Or a crumbice. That's in the other district. They're not in this one. Damn it. And Johnny Jim's, he sounds by Johnny Jims. The gentleman is not there. He's probably being horrifically tortured.

Jimmy John! I'm sure he's probably actually lost his penis at this point. He actually probably mostly has the fact of that. You imagine how horrific he was. You imagine how horrifically tortured he is. Oh my God. Chomley is lifted up and he's like, oh no, I don't even have to argue you will myself for. to wheel myself forward.

Well, fuck you, young lady. Well, let's keep going. So I'll just kind of grab him by the arm and just lead him. It's a fantasy rascal. He has to be pulled along. Yeah, he can't move on his own. Well, I'll take the pretty young lady, and he'll take your arm, and you'll pull him around the city.

And I would say as sunset falls over Zentra, you finally arrived with the last one that Ravali had marked out. Stinkosaurus! Oh, thank you for the boss. Stinkasaurus. That we can renounce. That's Kelsey's favorite. Who fucking hacked my name?

Yeah. Stingosaurus. Stingosaurus is so much. No, no, no, no. No. I am stincopatomous. That's true. That's true.

Yikes. Yikes. That's a yikes for me, dog. Yikes, ladies and general, man. Any or, last one. You're the last one. And you arrive and it's once again a stable. All the animals have gone.

And once again, I'll just say for the sake of brevity, you all help lift it open. These holders go in 1,500 feet this time and they collapse the tunnel and you hear the loud breaking and cracking of stone as everything has collapsed in. And you make your way that

out. And that's the last of the areas that you know of. That we're currently aware of. And as you're all, as you finish, it's like, oh, finally I'm going to mention that. It's the last one. Well, let's all

go back to the citadel. We can all have a rest. And with that, you see a silver raven fly up and lay on the shoulder and lean down and is the kazooie That's the best

Raven noise I've ever heard That is it That is not a That's an awesome That's an Osloxswalt Oh yeah Silver Osloat Flies down

It's monkey wings It's monkey slop It's monkey tail It's monkey wings This is Wicked the musical The Wizard of Ventra Yeah And it flies down

down and it starts to and you see a grimace on his face is his ruddy face at this point is it looks like they found of a stables that was owned by subsidiaries of

the the fuck is his name Waldstrom newspaper company but you lads have it all and he he gestures all the soldiers. You guys have all the coordinates, you know where it is, here you go, and he writes everything down. And he rolls it up, and he hands it to a second in command, who grabs it

and reads it, and nods. There seems to be a little bit of, the spellcasts seem to be a bit weary as well, as they've been, they've collapsed four tunnels at this point. And, however, they seem very resolute and dutiful in their, there's only three more, there's only three more tunnels that they know of. And so they get all of that and they nod and Charlie turns to all of you is he still levitating, I guess. And he has the last quarter of these John Jimms or Jimithy Johns. Jametty.

He eats his sandwich as he levitates the way he's like, he's like, Yeah. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha. Yeah. It's going to age really well. Yeah. It's all you're telling you.

It's not. Sorry. Thank you for putting out there that's Mike. Chat, get yourself a DM that puts up with your bullshit. Oh my god, yes. Highly recognized. And so many turns of he's levitating, he's finishing. He finished the last of his sandwich.

And he checks for his penis. He saw the people. He said, all in accordance. I feel like, we're good here. Nothing bad is going to happen. I'm not. I'm afraid. Insight.

I love that die. A lot. A lot. He seems to believe. believe what he said. But he is not the DM. He seems to believe what he's saying. He says, well, nothing is going to happen.

This is all overblown anyway. So this is the last tunnel and they have gone. That we know of. That we know of. They got more. We've just received more coordinates. And they are going, the other. He's given the information to the soldiers that are going to then continue without him.

Listen, Chumley, that is a really callous way to describe the situation. We are in really dire straits here. There is a army. of giant beastmen coming towards Zentra right now. Closing these tunnels is one of the most important things we can do in addition to defending the perimeter.

Oh, no, that's why I've taught people on it. These people. Good luck. Do you know what their names are? Of course I'd do. Oh, gotta go. Goodbye! Yeah, there's Jimmy and Johnny and Jonathan.

And Jimothy and Timothy and Timothy. And then... She was doing Louis in the news And then at the very end there's Horton Horton Horton he finds one of those moats that's floating around So you're telling me that they're your

top men and you're not even aware of what their names are I'll know what their names are but I will not say that I'm not playing this game and that's fine why don't you get some rest

and we'll make sure that the rest of these tunnels get done Yes. It's been a pleasure. I've very much enjoyed your company. It's been an honor to be in your presence, General. And I will make sure not to let High Commander Zern know what an alcoholic you are. Oh, shit. Make it a defense.

Go do it. I need to shove in there. Natural twilight. Got to give it up. Gotta give it up. Oh my God. Thank you, beautiful. Oh my God.

You said a persuasion check or a intimidation, you say? 23. 23. He, uh, he, uh, will her. Dells and trust my abilities. And, uh, good luck, you met as you were, man. And he turns and he, uh, floats away. He floats away.

He floats away. He doesn't it. He doesn't it. He can't float away. He gets in his car and drive me. What kind of car, Mike? It's Ford Fiesta. It's always a Ford Fiesta.

As our next emotion might literally be a Ford Fiesta. Bum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mum, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm, mhm. Oh my God. You know what Fulage stains, fool, fix you the guy on their daily. That triggers me because I drive a Ford today. So is my fiance. Hey, Bays. So broken.

I hate that car. Anyway, Ford Fiesta with a blue light. blue light. Japanese cars ladies you're highly recommend them. So I'll say for the sake of brevity. And food. Food is here. Food is a right. You all finish.

You all finish collapsing all of the tunnels. How many throughout the entire of the city? Eight tunnels. One in each district. We're being given all eight. Eight tunnels. There was three other ones. Each district. Damn. Perfect.

And you eventually find them the ones that Rivali could not even find himself. Wow. And as you make your way back... You're a nice DM. You are. I do what I go. You make your way back

and you arrive escorted by this large group of soldiers. As you're making your way, you hear the ch-ch-ch-of-the-gate opening. You hear, all from the distance, a... Bro... Over the walls as a loud, blaring

war horn. Oh, no. That goes over the walls, and you hear the din of panicked individuals as you as shouting happens all around the wall. It's not from me. I talk to Ravoli too much today. As you are escorted quickly in, you make your way through the winding halls of the Citadel and you get higher and higher and higher and as finally you get to your quarters.

You see a window looking over the massive force of the clockwood. You've just seen as far as you can see. torch fires, campfires all throughout the woods as trees are dispersed and a blazing of fire all throughout. It seems as if the Horn Legion has arrived near Zentra and you're all level seven. That's right now. Level four spells. Do we get like a long rest maybe because you're really kind DM and I have to be twice? I will say you're all settled that. and we'll you all get a long rest and you'll discuss in the morning okay yeah

your name is okay oh fucking wrong we go a long rest in addition to level seven I love you mine thank you so much hell yeah you are now in your rooms you've been told to stay inside that to prepare and you will be fetched in the morning as the military pairs for battle. You are now all in your room and what are you guys doing? Thank you. You're waking up for one of them. I'm enjoying it. I'll say that if you guys want to play a little bit back evening to discuss the horn legion has arrived we'll just say mechanically you enjoy the long rest. Okay. We'll just say it's the evening before you enjoy that long rest and uh oh I've to prep my spell sorry.

Stay inside the garrison is mobilizing. Are they going to go fight the war right now? Are they going to be right now? We will march out in the morning. You will be joining the High General. Okay. Great. Thank you for this news.

And the door shuts and locks. Oh. I don't know about you guys, but I feel pretty good. Yeah? Do we level up now? Or do we level up when we wake up? If you come down a little bit? You're going to level up.

Okay. Well, no, I just feel like I'm talking. Not like myself. I've got to get back into it. All right, there we go. Oh, geez, Derek. Well, I love some chicken. Can you make me some chicken friccicey there, Mark?

Chicken, chicken friccice, porcetta. I'm not sure what you mean there. No, I just, I feel, I, it's the meatballs. It's definitely the meatballs. It's all about the meatballs. I'm all about the meatballs. You seem like you've had a little too much jealous salad. No, there's never enough jealous salad.

I don't, you better take that back, Caprici. I guess there's always room for it. There's always room for jealous out. In fact, I think I might fetch some before we go out to battle. That being sad, we should come up with a game plan. Well, I think our game plan is defend the high general? I can't believe after all this time, the whole legions rot outside this window. And I go over and I look out.

Do I see like individual, like, do I see giants or is it more just sort of like? You just see. far off through the woods this massive horde, fires, trees being knocked over, things are rolling through the forest, massive blazes, strange, sickening, demonic, devilish

lights coming from the forest, and then approaching the large rocky plains that separates the forest from Zetra. Peker will let you guys know that because they feel stronger, you should try to stick within 10 feet of me for not only the previous benefits of my aura of devotion,

but now I've got a different aura that does not, it means you cannot be charmed as long as you're within 10 feet of my charming self. Is that only affect allies, or should I not try to charm people who are close to you? No, it's just for allies. Oh. You mean like enemies? Well, like if you were standing next to somebody and I were to suggest something to them or do something charm a fee.

Well, if you try to charm me, it wouldn't work. No, I wouldn't try to do that, absolutely. So you were immune to all charms ever. No one can ever charm Hesha? Yeah, as long as you are waiting. in 10 feet of me, you also take that effect. That's great. Thank you for letting us know. Your will is so strong. I'm very impressed.

Empowered by Morden. That's nice. So I guess we just, hopefully there are enough soldiers in the city to beat all of this back. I can't, I can't fathom that we can win this, but... I'm not so much worried for the soldiers. I mean, these walls are strong. They've stood for thousands of years ago, and I assume that there are some pretty good protocols and lesson learned that they can apply to the siege.

I'm worried about the people who are just outside of the city. I hope they all made it inside the walls and were able to find safety and their own homes. Do you think they would even let some in the walls? That's a good question. They might be scraping at the wooden gates at this point right now. Would we be able to see any little towns that are outcroppings like right outside the walls or anything like that? I would say make a perception check, please. Okay.

See? Yeah. Let me get back into my phone, see. I think it back into the accents. It's hard after me, Bob. Perception, you said? One of the rings, toothbrush treats? That's a four.

A four. You look out and you see flickering lights out on the planes here and there, but it's hard to discern. I realize I'm looking through a candle. It's hard to discern exactly what you're looking at, for sure. Cool, okay. Oh, geez. Is this before we're taking a long rest? Did we decide that?

Well, if anyone wants to turn into a small beast or something, I can make that happen. If anyone has any weird fantasies about that, do you want to turn into a blue jay? You can converse with Beatrice? She's a blue bird, not a blue jane. I'm sorry, yeah. Thank you, Toa. You said what...

I'm just going to leave it at that. It's a sensitive subject. I would just respect Beatrice's bluebird nature. Yeah, no, I just misspoke. So how tall is the room? Probably 10 foot. Is dirt a mineral substance? Fuck.

No, that's a bad thing. It says metal stone or another mineral substance. Dirt can obviously a bunch of minerals, but it's not like... We're all still leveling them, apparently. I'm just thinking metaphysically, philosophically, I'm doing Toa thoughts about what constitutes mineral substance. What's the difference? between dirt and immoral substance

What's the definition of dirt? Well, Fuck it. I think we need to, we should get some rest. We obviously have perhaps a battle on our hands tomorrow or we at least need to converse with General Zern. Hi General Zern. And before we sleep, I would like to ask a question of my friends.

It's going to be big. I have the ability to prepare new spells in the morning, and I'm between two should we get into a fight. Would you prefer that I was able to curse one of the enemies and maybe make them a little more clumsy in their attacks against us? I love cursing. Would you prefer if I could shroud us in a magical circle which would make them more of them more difficult to hit us?

I couldn't get into it. Mechanically, is it like Magic Circle versus Bustokers? Yes, it is. Well, remember that Magic Circle takes a whole minute to cast. I think if I remember correctly reading a movie, it's true. It is true, it does take a bit longer to cast, so it would be beneficial if we had the ability to do it beforehand. That would not be so beneficial in the heat of battle. Hmm.

I think that... What do you feel more inclined to do? I think Magic Circle would be a bit of... Just totally out of character, but have no idea out of this. I think Magic Circle is a more... Probably a better option. Me personally.

Really? Yeah. Interesting. Thank you. Now I'd like to go to sleep. Good night, then. Well, before everyone goes to sleep... No, good night.

I want to introduce you guys to someone. Oh, dear God. Is this another non-talking sentient weapon? It could be a weapon. It could talk. I'm going to back away a couple of steps. Yeah, I think you should back away. Before we take a long rest, I went to summon my steed.

Oh, Jesus. How much space do we have in here? I was asking, so we'll see how this works. Gonna be tight. So I am summoning a musk ox. Oh, good. Yeah! And it's a good.

big fluffy fucker. This is a giant of hair. I try to find a good picture of it. Here we go. I changed my mind. I take banish. It's like a fluffy. Just spell magic. Just what you'd picture it today.

How does it take you for to summon that? Is it like instant? I think Feinsteed is instant, right? Yeah. Yeah. Wow. So I just. Poof. Oh fuck.

Oh, fuck. Mrr. Or whatever. My card game. Everything has tumbles over. And it's just like this poofy monstrosity. And so I walk up to it proudly because this is the first time I've seen it as well. Like love and tears in my eyes and I'm going to put a hand on the back and pat it.

I say, this is Peyton. She's my axe. She's pretty cool. Payton? Is this the same axe that you headed home? Yeah. You've just summoned her through the ether. How did your dozes?

I've had this for a while. but I didn't really have a good opportunity to summon her before because we were kind of in like a labyrinth sort of place. And I just didn't feel like it was appropriate. So you visited until we were in a tiny bed bowl. Yeah, I felt. I felt. It's like knocking shoes.

It's like poking holes in like the mattress. Felix is standing on the headboard off his bed, like up against the wall, pen and paper. Like, I am literally stunned with what you are capable of do. doing it standing on my viol. No! She's really friendly. I'm in the corner like

so I just didn't want you guys to be afraid if I decide to... Well, this was not the way to do it. What kind of magic is this? She's very cute. I'm not sure this is the best time of place for it. Oh, no, this is definitely the time. It's nice to meet you, Peyton.

You're very fluffy. And I'll give her a pat. Can you understand that? Yeah, I'll come up and pat up. I don't know much about fine Steve. What does it do? So I can write on her. Can we milk it?

I haven't tried, maybe. So much. If Peyton sounds kind of like a guy's name, I guess. I don't know if milking it would be the wife or a crime. So my question is. I have nipples iris. Can you milk me? My cousin's name is, not my cousin.

I guess. It wouldn't be touching. Family member has a daughter named Peyton. So yes, it can't be used as a female name. So yeah, this is Peyton. Holy. Oh, hey, I didn't know you were capable of such magic. This is incredible.

I know I didn't think I was capable either, which is why I was waiting until this precise moment to cast it. Before we went to bed. Interesting. Is he going to be here all night? It's a she! Her name's Peyton. Is Peyton going to be here all night?

Well, I figure I dismiss her so if she doesn't, you know, crowd the room. Oh, you can do that? Yeah. Did she go back, like, into a pocket? She is a celestial creature, so she's a... goes back to wherever that is. So this isn't the Peyton. No, this is a celestial version of Peyton.

Oh. Okay. That I have some, and that looks exactly like her. I think that's really nice. I know. I have a little friend that keeps me candy now. In the reality of Peyton's mind, did she just suddenly become and is?

Or is she from the heavens? We don't talk about that very much when it comes to familiars and created creatures. I turn to Peyton and telepathically ask her how she's doing. She's able to understand you, but she's not like, doesn't have an ascension creature. Like, oh, I'm fine. Like, not any murphy.

She doesn't, like, respond. Yeah, no, no, no. It's, gosh, oh. You're just able to give commands help pathically. She said she likes all of you guys and she's doing great. Oh. She's a liar. Don't say that.

You didn't hear that. No, I was talking about you, not real. Sure. Thanks to the follow. Not your cheese. Not chagin. It's not too cheese. That's the cheese.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, then who's cheese is it? That's the question. Really? Who's fine? Yep. Thank you, 9966.

We appreciate it. Yeah, we can flavor it so she's got a little silvery wisp coming out of her hooves. Oh. She's running. Hoove wisp. She's a hoofy wisp. So Hayton is in the room.

She's kind of like trying not to knock over everything. She's like that bull from the last unicorn. I don't know what that is, but she's like an ox in. You were not my friend anymore. He's ox in a tiny review. That's what she's like. So for out of character, for stats, do I take one of these five, or do I look up like ox,

something similar stats for? You can't reskin. I mean, that's what we did. We reskinned it based on a more than a level. Let me, let me take a Gander real quick. What do you guys are playing? I will let you know. Okay.

I will let you know. Well, if you don't mind, I'm gonna go to sleep. I'm pretty tired. If Peyton doesn't mind, I'm like shoving the ox like out of my bed and a little bit, like, let me just squeeze in here under the seats. Yeah, that's fine. Okay, Peyton, I'll see you tomorrow.

All right, good night. And I boop her away. She goes back to her in the celestial realms. Felix is just like, this has been quite the day. And she just kind of rolls over. Oh, it absolutely lingers. Yes, that's 100% sure. Even as a celestial musk?

She has gotten them Celestial Mosque, so the leader is a celestial mosque. It's very bright and tangy and citrusy, but it still has that underlying like taste. It's what you know. It's a lot. Aftertaste. But you keep wanting to smell it a little. Yep.

All right, well, I just wanted you guys to meet her. Thank you. Thank you for her. She probably is very nice. Thank you. She's good with people and good with children. That's great. At least I think so. I don't think we're fighting outside of the city walls. I assume we're just going to and be with? Well, if I need to throw myself off the edge of a, you know, a barracks at any point and

land on my feet or in a crowd of Kanku, then I'll definitely summon her. Why? Because I already did that. So I might do it again, because it was fun. Oh, no, but like if you're falling, would you take less damage if you'd say? No, I would still land on my shield, but I would then summon her after if I needed to trample over people in a very cool fashion. Oh, that's a good idea.

That's fine. That sounds badass. Yeah. A dream. Okay. I got good. Good night. You do that?

Yeah. Three dreams. And everyone enjoys a long rest. Long. You are awoken in the morning. By a loud knock at your door. Oh my God, that fucking ox. What is it doing?

I open my eyes. Oh, it's not here. What is that so? It's the dwarf. Never mind. It smells from lingers. Come in. Uh, you, the door opens.

Wake up, you idiots. And you see another soldier, and, uh, he pokes his head in and says, uh, the general is, is awaiting you. The high general, he wants to see you, that he's very shaken. As, uh, it is like, the bachelor will be commencing today. Everyone steal yourselves. And he, uh, he says, like, we'll wait outside. Please be quick.

And he closes the door. Oh, boy. All right. Well, I believe I have my things. I'm ready. Yeah, let's do this. Yep. You are all very casual about this.

This is a war. It's just not the first time I've seen combat. I think stopping to talk about how casual we are, it's quite more casual than we're ready, let's go. Why are that ready? I have that we're being too casual about this. We have an entire city's, the biggest military nation in the entire continent, we have their army behind us. That means absolutely nothing against the hoard that we're facing. They're really more of a round- us.

Man, that's perhaps that's true. Are we being seized yet? I look out the window to see if you look outside, and the gray gloom of the Korovacian morning and your eyes get adjusted to consciousness surveys the scene, and you see the massive force ahead of you, and you start to see right on the edge the movement of large shapes,

these massive swarms and hordes directly on the southern side of the city that all seem to be amassing. You start to see that there seems to be formations getting assembled, ready to march very shortly. So not yet, I guess is the answer. The battle has not begun. Not to say that I'm scared, really, it's just inconvenient, and I haven't had enough time to wake up properly. I think we should go and take a glass of water and dump it on her face.

Now do you feel properly awoken? I suppose. Also I'm not quite sure if that was water or ox urine. Either way, let's away. Please. Why you would be keeping ox yarn in a glass? I will not ask, but let's go. No, I wasn't. I just found it on the ground and I was unsure. No, I'm gonna look bleeding. What? You know. Um, Maya, there is an ox set block that is from Volo, so just Google Fiving OX and that is what we can use. All right.

It's about the same CR as some of the others on there, so that's perfect. And we follow whoever is leading us to the thing. Okay. So, shaky Joe. You open the door and you're led through the Citadel. As you hear the loud, hurried footsteps echoing through the hallways, as soldiers are marching and rushing through. As you pass windows, you see that you hear the loud calls from,

well beneath you. As regiments of soldiers begin to walk along the walls and head towards the battlements, as there are massive siege weapons all starting to get loaded and equipped and ready to fire on the scene below. However, as you see outside the large gates being raised, as soldiers start to form, get into formation outside of the walls. And you are guided upwards and upwards and upwards and upwards and you are brought to the massive doors where you had been before where you had fought Diomante Cujada and you are ushered inside and you see high general Zern standing at the center he is petting his raven as he turns to you as you enter you see that the table that had been smashed by Cujada has now been repaired and

there is a large map with a variety of different, large, finely crafted wooden tokens, all in different formations. And you see that there is a box, finely polished box, and Zerm turns to you. And he says, the time has come. Test your mice as well as my own to see if I'm still as good in battle as I remember. Yeah, I'm ready. Let's do this. Where are we headed? The border all orders, sir. Well, my engineers and my top wizards have been pouring over the plans for those infernal machines since you brought them to my attention.

And I can safely say that if they arrive to the walls, they will immediately smash through. So it is up to the military, and it's up to us to ensure that none of those hellish devices make their way to the walls or thousands will die. And they will be expecting us to hide behind the walls. And once they roll up those machines, they'll burst through, slaughter the entire city. But we have knowledge. They do not know that we know. We will meet them on the fields outside of the city. We'll smash their hordes, we will smash their infernal machines.

But there's also something you must know about those horrible engines. From everything we know, it seems as if their horrible weapons built into these constructs is to failure in battle, your soul will be theirs. Oh, what? It's usually their thing. In character. That, that, that is, this is a common thing? Well, then it comes to the devilish variety. The infernal variety, they usually, on our ship of souls, comes with the bargain.

What do they do? Are the souls power in these machines? I do not know. All I know is what's in the plans. And if you are slain by their weapons, you have but moments to bring life back before it is torn away forever machines are meant to kill as many people as possible

and to destroy any buildings that hide those that would seek to avoid eternal damnation do we have any way to bring people back I mean I don't have the matter I do have magic myself. I try to use it sparingly as the Raven Queen

should receive souls when it is their time. Many soldiers will die this day. So if hundreds or thousands of soldiers die, that means that for all of those hundreds of thousands their soul is gone? Is it taken? If they are slain by their hellish engines, yes. But only by the engines.

Not barges to see a rank-and-file beast person. I do not believe so, but there may be things that I am even not aware of. Bless you. Thank you. That may be the trick, then, is to disable these machines so that we can send as many souls that, if they happen to be taken from their hosts to the Raven Queen as possible. Would we have gotten a fair, like a rough idea of the number of machines

by looking out the windows? They're still all behind the tree, mind is difficult to make it out. The eyes of Anubis look down on this hellish abomination, and it is my choice, and it is my hope. We will smite these fell beasts where they stand. We will destroy those engines of death and soulkeeping before they know we're coming.

Anubis is kind, but he is just, and he will make sure that they pay for this. What do you mean? Diddo. As will the Raven Queen, these beasts think that they can crush us by the superior number and the superior force. But we have the blessing of the gods on our side. We have the ingenuity of humanity.

I would like to, can because that happened? Can we take a playbook out of the magical girl one shot we did? And I would like to summon the sphinx to battle for us. Yes! That's the wifu! We have enough to do that. There you go. That's exactly that.

You can spend ten twists of fate to some of the states. I wish. It's going to be fucking red. You see now that High General Zerm is in the same outfit that he was wearing before. It's just as polished and perfectly put together as it has been. He seems ready for combat. As he gestures over to the box on the table.

And he says, there are a few items for you there to hopefully aid in your survival. This will be a brutal fight. Keep an eye on me and I will keep an eye on you. Yes, sir. But I will say on the battlefield do not get in my way. And you will survive. You'll have a higher chance of surviving that way. Yes, sir, yes, sir.

Understood, sir, yes. I will stop at nothing. to protect the city. So. And hypothetically, if you are to fall? Then all is doomed. Okay. Retreat and evacuate.

I will watch you closely. I do not believe it is Anubis's will that you shall fall today. I do not believe I will fall to die either. I appreciate... That was a Freudian slip, I'm afraid. I believe so. Who? There, I will not fall this day.

And neither were any of you. Whoever is ultimately orchestrating us, whatever fiend from beyond the plains, has their eyes set on Zentra. They will fail. And it will be the seven of us here that will deal the kill and blow. Collect your things, my wings,

and we will slaughter every last one of these fat, creatures. Yes, sir. And he strides past you, and he nods down at the box, and leaves. The room, is like, I will be waiting at the base of the Citadel. We will march out together. Holy fuck. We'll be right down. Yeah, we'll be right there.

I need but one minute. You have one. I will see you soon. And his his coat billows behind him as he leaves the room, the doors shut. You're alone for a moment. Lofti, come to me, darling. No, turn around. I don't want to spend time with you. I need to get you

to my pack. Ew! Ew! I get into that. I pull out my an Nuvius headdress and I put it on. I started to don't my priestess regalia. My buckler and I I'm significantly lightened by like the weight of this like I'm sure

yeah it's like pure gold gems it weighs more than you do oh have you been holding that this whole time I wore it yes yes there's a lot of stuff in there I must have missed it so cool how have you never worn this before I wore it in the trial of the Raven Queen oh you did yes I remember it that to be fair I was pretty distracted in the whole Raven Queen thing it was also in a lot of shadows so you didn't get to see a blint in the sun. It is quite impressive. Watch and I'll go stand by the window and just kind of... And you see like the gold shining off of it.

I do minor allusion to make like an audience like, ooh. Oh, wow. Where's that coming from Capri? Yeah, that's me. Look at you, cheeky bastard. I do have chees. Now, Loufdy, ogres. Lutty, I'm watching to so leave kind of.

What do I do? Hesha, come here. Don't make me wait. I see she also. And I grab both of their hands awkwardly. Now, look. us ladies we have to stick together yes so make sure that if you need anything you let me know I have a lot at my disposal and you have fought off that foul father of yours from coming to get more of my cucumbers

you've been a place in my heart and Luffy you've travelled with me for a long time I will make sure the both of you do not fall I need you to watch over the men they are not nearly as capable oh don't listen, they're not nearly as capable as we are. Caprice is... I'm not sure if he drinks, but I believe he is a drunkard. Felix... I don't believe that he will handle things well, and Toa is...

What? Not as smart as everybody else's. We need to watch them. And I will look over all of you like a mother would... What is a disgusting farm creature that a mother would look over? Persia, I'm talking to you.

Like a goose? Yes, I will be like a mother goose. It's all of you... Perfect. I would be... To all of you, what is this the plural of goose? Goose. Goose.

Goose. I think it's goose eyes. A confusion of goose. Guys. To all of you guys. That's it. And that is all I'm saying. Wow.

Well, that's happening. While they're like having their little like, you know, group. I'm just going to look at the gentleman and be like, uh, guy, I guess we should be doing the same thing. I've seen a lot of people die. I mean, I'm not. No, no, I mean, I, it's while you guys are talking. I, uh, I almost died.

Even better. Do the best you can to survive. I'll look out for you. Caprice, I'll do what I can. I'm going to stop at nothing to protect the city, and we're going to kill those machines. We're going to kill as many vile beastmen as we can. Of course.

I don't, is there a... And I'm guessing a prayer or something. Well, I'm going to look as cool as Irish does. Oh, and I'm going to go on my back. And I... No! I pull out the T-Cat. mask that I got in the lodge.

Fucking cool. And equip my big, like a big kind of warrior face on. I'll put my mask of haunting that has like the wooden like painted feathers and like a big kind of scary face on it. Looking at Toa, do that. I'm going to go, oh, Toa, you should have led this speech.

Do I look cool? Do you look as cool as Captain Freeman? Oh man, this is a hard compliment. And I high five, Tella? Yes. Is that, as that happens, they turn around. Oh my God, one of them has made a tin. Kill it!

No, no, it's no, it's no. With that, I cast aid, and you guys all have an additional five point. Oh, max HP is raised. Not HIV, but full-blown aid. For the next, um, for the next, are we doing cool costumes now? I'll make myself look like an assailot, and I'm not even going to use any magic. I'm just literally going to do what I'm about to do. But you're going to look like not an assailat.

Ah! Oh. That's... That's... That's... That's... It's disgustingly good. That's...

I'm not... I'm not afraid of what you're doing, right now. I don't believe it's what an oscelot looks like. I do not think that... Why would you say that? What you think it means. I had a moment. I grew up in the city.

I know exactly what an asselot is. Someone is lying to you. I just don't even know anymore. Let's get down there. Let's get fucking take care of business. Wait, before we go. The box of items! Yes, let's reach through it, so we'll root through the box of items.

Oh, shit. Let's reach through it. What did it gave us plus five, but what? It's five maximum hit points, so your max goes up by five. There's hit points, so your full hit points plus an additional five. You find three spell scrolls, lightning bolt, shatter, and thunderwave. I believe these are for you and I hand them to feelings. I'll shuffle through quick.

What is it? Lightning bolt, shatter, and... And I'll take the thunder wave and go, uh, well, actually, I heard you know, I already know this one, so someone else should hold on to this. Who can cast it? I mean, I've got Thunderwave, too. If anyone can else hold onto this, and I'll put it back on the table. I'm not sure if I'm capable, I don't believe...

It was not on my spell list. What level is it? It is... Thunderwave is level two, I think. Or two, yes. Thunderwave is level one. Yeah. Wait, really?

I have Thunder smite, but I can't cast Thunderweight. You might be right. Okay. And then six points. Potions of Superior Gelen. Fuck yeah. We each get one. Nice.

Yep. Yeah. You get one potion of fire breath. Each or just one. Just one. One potion of heroism. One potion of growth. One potion of diminution.

One potion of resistance. This must be a bad fight. And one bag of holding. You said... I take that immediately and put it on my side. Yeah, good. I hate tracking that shit. What was the HP level?

Uh, five. Super. No, the superior, the superior was. Resistance and what? Resistance, diminution, growth, heroism, fire. Harwich. And Superior does how much healing? Superior does.

44? 84? 84? Doesn't it? 84 plus 8? Yeah. Holy shit. That's the good stuff.

So superior growth, resistance, de ammunition, heroism, fire breath? Yep. We should, um. Let's figure out who can switch. Well, I already have heroism prepared, so that won't help much. What does resistance do? Because that might be really good for me. You roll random die, and you become resistant to that kind of damage.

Oh, that's gross to do. Makes you big. You want to be big? Big lady? Yeah, I do. I think that's a perfect one for Liveda. She gets right in their face. She might be a little more intimidating if she weren't in a dwarfish stature.

I think if I use it. and they have a huge, just mechanically, I count as large when it comes to doing stuff in combat. So if they have a huge thing, you'd be able to grab it. I might not use it today, but I don't always use my bonus action. So I would take the fire breath. I will refrain from taking any of these. I will leave them up to you.

She says that she hides the bag of holding. I agree. I just need the superior healing. And you guys giving me these scrolls is, is more than generous. Yeah, take the scroll. Thank you. I can't learn from them.

Of course. I think, again, I'm happy to take anything or nothing. Perhaps we just save them. And if there's a huge creature out in the battlefield, perhaps it makes sense that I grow big so that I can at least maybe handle it somehow. Take the growth. All right.

What does diminution do? I assume it's similar to what Frost does. I believe it is. Yeah, it just makes it kind. It's not the same as... But doesn't... It doesn't take your a seat. No.

You could take diminution. It's really only good for getting into small places because I think there are certain disadvantages to be. Let's just met of this real quick. I will take the fire run. Perfect. Yeah, whoever would be close enough and doesn't use their bonus action every turn.

I'm already resistant to poison. So, I mean, I don't know what you would roll for for the resistance potion because I'm not familiar with it. I think it's 1D6. It's a 1d8. I believe that the resistance potion might benefit our wizard. As he, I've seen him melt in combat. It's true. It might be good for him. No offense, Felix, but it is, unfortunately, it gives you a resistance.

But it's a random damage type. I'll take it, but there's not going to be much time for me to be using things like that. There are better ways that I could be spending my time. It takes but a bonus action. Who took a heroism? I'm letting you know out of character. It will be rare that I will spend a bonus action to drink a potion unless I have to. Portion of Harrowson gives you 10 temporary hit points last for an hour and for the same duration you're under the effect of blessed, no concentration.

Yeah, that one's good. That one's good. I would like to take that one if no one needs. Please, please do. But if anybody needs one, then they may have. I'll take whatever is left though. It might, I think either you or Lifty because Lifty makes many attacks in either one. Lifty, darling.

You take this. Just in case I cannot. I've taught you. This potion of heroism. You are my hero today. Mechanically adding a 1D4 to every 3 to 4 a text per turn is very good. I think you are absolutely right. Okay, so everybody has

a potion? Yeah, I just can't find in D&D Beyond, it doesn't say what it normally costs me to copy spells into my book, but both lightning bolt and shatter are evocation so it takes me half the time in cost. I just don't know what they are. I just don't know what they are. I just don't know what they are. And it is

25 gold, because you do everything in half. So it's normally, it's normally two hours. 50 for spell level. Yeah, I thought it was like 100 something gold. It's two hours per spell level. And then it's 50 cents. I'm just shocked it's not under my wizard feats and stuff. Features and stuff.

It's in game rules. So if you go to that. I had to look it up recently because I got a bunch of spells. I'll deduct it from my gold and stuff. I just didn't know. So we want to put the thunder wave and the diminution. I can look it up if you, it's okay. I just didn't know.

Diminution. I guess either way would Felix have enough time to That's how I'm trying to figure it out. No. You probably not. Right, because he said that we have a movement, right? So either way, even it took half an hour. It's fine.

Would I have enough time to summon Payton's 10 minutes? I would say you probably would wait until after you're actually getting ready to get on the battlefield. Okay. So we cool about the other, the Thunderwave and the other one go in the five? Yeah, I can't use Thunderwave. Thank you, though. Okay. I'm going to put a bag of golden.

which copying a spell into your book when you find a wizard's spell of first level higher you can add it to your spellbook if it is of a level for which you have a spell plots and if you can spare the time to decipher and copy it it's two hours and 50 gold for

two hours for each spell level and 50 gold if there are evocation that's half right it was a flat thing though it doesn't scale based on the spell no for each level of the spell for each level of the spell so it's level two spell it would take four hours and 100 Okay, so we're talking six hours and 150 gold.

It takes time. And it's going to be half of that. And then I should look up shattered. Don't stop on my account. Close to being ready. Then I would say, let's dive down. I'm ready. All right, everybody, let's go fucking do this.

Are you ready? So who took portion of ammunition? It's in the back of holding. It's in the back. It's in the back. So you gather all of the things, and you are escorted down through the citadel.

And rather than the ground level, you were brought out through a massive archway to the outside. You hear the churning of wheels, the grinding of... Thank you. The grinding of metal and creaking of wood

as you hear the loud footsteps and marching of soldiers hurriedly walking. You hear the raising and lowering of gates. as you find yourself walking along the massive inner walls of the city. You walk, geez, you walk along the walls,

the inner walls as you head towards the southern side of the city. Whereas you make your way, the massive rocky fields stretching out, stretching out miles to the forest, is now starting to be, become more and more populous with rows and rows and rows and rows of soldiers. As you are walking past dozens of installments of artillery, as massive trebushes, ballistas,

whole battalions of wizards and war priests are all along the walls, their hands are glowing, they're preparing for all out war. as you make your way to the very edge of the city over the massive walls that protect all of the civilians inside from the invading hordes. You see standing, his coat billowing in the wind, his arms slung out, his hand gripping pensively, the pommel of his great sword. You see High General Zern surveying the marching soldiers getting information as he looks and as you stand beside him, you hear a br-o-smashing of war drums, the horns of war as you start to see figures emerge from the forest off in the distance. I want to turn towards Felix. Felix, rain hellfire down upon their heads. All I do is very, very solemnly nod in agreement. You see a sea of creatures, humanoid, covered in hair, small horns, sharp teeth, wild eyes.

This reminds you of the human that had been suffering from the beast plague. As thousands of them emerge from the forest, you see that their feet have been replaced by hooves. With them, massive hulking bull-like minotors. Goat-like creatures. You see then lumbering out of the forest. Creatures that look familiar to you. Massive bloated forms. Fleshy but covered in hair, ogres.

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tails. You see amidst creatures that you hadn't encountered before. The thundering of hoofs as quadrupedal creatures, but with humanoid-like torsos, centaur-looking creatures, but with massive black horns all covered in hair, thundering towards the city. and you then start to see the trees bend and break as massive lumbering, bloated hill giants crash through the forest, once again, covered in fur and horns. What size are hill giants?

Huge. Okay. Nice. And amidst. Amidst these, you start to see. horrible, almost glowing in putrid postulence and fiendish light, demonic-looking creatures, thundering forward on four limbs as these hairy horn creatures slavering. The sky starts to darken as winged creatures, small,

but incredibly numerous, fly forward. They have these whipping scorpion-like tails, as creatures that are also centaur alike, but far more vicious, demonic, not even armed in anything, just with claws and sheer hatred, their hands glowing of lightning are shuddering in it forward. And this is massive force of beastmen, demons, and several devils start to thunder forward. And then you see Zern reach out, release his hand on his. sword and he reaches his coat and with one motion he throws it off you see a man in his 60s his hair now billowing in the wind Fabio basically like old Fabio as not the 200 year old Fabio than we currently have right what the

fuck a bird runs into his face and it's blown and and All right. You see a man in full plate armor as he looks over the field and he, uh, his, his hand glows with his bright red energy. And he calls out and his voice magically booms across the walls. Jesus, Lord Almighty. Corovacians Death and hell

March upon this city They mean to slaughter every man, woman And child in our entire country And it will not end there They will take our souls And who knows what Raise a foul beast Raise our city

Raise our citadel And perhaps Once Korovaki has fallen, the rest of a ventress as well will fall. We are the last line. It is up to you brave men and women to stand against the darkness, to stand against the hellfire. We have the blessing of the Raven Queen upon us. We stand beneath her dark wings. We are all blessed. Today is the day we defeat the beasts and send them back from whence they came.

Phazantra! And he reaches back and pulls out his massive great sword. It stands in the air and glows with this incredible red energy and you hear a boom of thunder. As

the entire thousands and thousands, tens of thousands of soldiers let out a huge cheer and began to march forward against this massive wave of uncommon demons, devils, and these creatures. And he holds out his sword

and glows with this crazy energy. And he turns over his shoulder to look at all of you. All of you, you are with me. Yes, sir. And he runs forward, and you see him disappear down a staircase on this battlement.

as he runs down. He'll take that after him. Sam? I'm going to do that and I'm going to yell, this is Central! Can I cast Major Armour on myself during his speech and all that's happening? I'll say.

I'll say you're going to waste around. Yes, I went to not waste around if possible. Since the last eight hours, I'm just going to wait until the battle is starting. Seeing giants, once we get down to an open area, I'm going to down the potion of giant growth or whatever. Once we get down there, I'll probably start channeling Peyton and summoning Steve. Okay. I'll say that you all able to prepare however you would like.

You hear a loud as a large musk ox appears in a flash of a glowing molten energy. And then you just see an ox. She's ready to be mounted. And you see a shimmering armor appear on Phyllis. I forget what Toa's doing. The gross. Giant potion. I forget what Toa is doing. Toa on the ass.

I'm going to drink my hour. It's going to last two hours. It's going to be four hours. And I'm going to drink gray hair with some potion. You see Toa down this potion and he gets bigger and bigger and bigger until this already huge man is now looming the size of these massive minotores that you fought before. Good Lord. As you all... You're powerful...

Easy, buddy. You all walk forward and march forward. And General Zern walks through these rows and rows and rows of soldiers. You follow directly behind him as they are all marching forward. And as the soldiers begin to pick up their march into a run, you see Zern start to hold out his sword, and he turns into a full sprint. And as you are all facing,

this massive swarm of creatures that are all thundering towards you. You see Zern veer off to the left as he points his sword at this thundering group of giants and ogres. And as he veers off, he pulls over and it's like, you get to the right, I'll get to the left.

Keep an eye on me. And he runs in alone against several ogres and giants. And as this happens, you see to your right a group of slavering, vicious beasts heading towards you. These seem to be humanoid goat-like. They just are in an all-out sprint, intersparse with these horrible demonic creatures

mindlessly thundering towards you as these flapping, small, devil-less creatures fly over ascending towards you. And I never want to finish it. And as we do that, I say, Tonight we dine in the nine heads. Nay. I feel like I'm going to throw up.

And that's where we'll end tonight session. Oh, God. That's on the table. It's down by our feet. Oh, wow. It's water. You let it. Welcome to the bar.

I don't, I don't want it. The water is a great name for a fictional town. Welcome to the football. Half of the table, rich, the, the, the paper. past you just kind of slowly pull that off. I'm all this underlady. Yeah, I'm really nervous. Why you do it was Mike?

Yeah, why might? So this, this is all gone, right? Yep. Thank you. This. This. I'm dehydrated. But thank you.

I need water. So yeah, that's it's it. Appreciate it. I'll say that you can place your minis wherever you would be here. These are where are we like seeing them come from? You're heading down this way and you're seeing them thunder up this way.

Okay. Yeah. Thank you. And I would say, place these. Whoa. Oh, no. Is this the, is this the, uh, you didn't insult them? I say, is this the, is this the green back of zombie bay?

Of zombie bay. Yes. You could, if you care to. No, it's all right. Oh, good. You could just place them. However, just make sure they're on actual squares. Yep.

And I would say they're probably in like rows as that they've been thunder and forwards. Yeah, probably like, as they're, oh, they're, they're like, yeah, so. Beautiful. If we're gonna be total lore style, they're all gonna be like an in... Like just in many. Here's a unit of eight back here. That's good. Jesus.

Here's a unit six here. I don't know who would be in front and he was like, no, this is all just a massive swarm of creatures. They're all just swarming towards yellow. Keep your butt holds, right. Well, however you want to do it. There we go. There you go. Perfect.

That's like, good enough. That's fantastic. Where are we stand here? Place you on a cliff or we're going to work on the ground. Okay. Okay. There's promise. I said I was running in the front.

Yeah, I would be in the back similar to your toe is that. I'd be next to Caprice then. As long as I'm near Toa, but behind him, I'll be safe. I'm going to use this horrific fish monster. So something keeps making an echo every once in a while

just so you know, the echo's back. It's, yeah, it's everyone's in a while. I got to figure it out. I tried a million things. It'll, it'll, so I'm just going to here. So who else would give up in the front? Me and her own. I'm next to Caprice.

I need my spiritual weapon. 20 to 25. 21. 21. Go ahead. Toa's first. Then Caprice. 15 and 20. 18. So I got 17. I got 17. You may go first.

Okay. Lifty, what do you get? I got an 8. Okay. So you got a 17? Yes. But her is going to go before me because she also got a 17. Okay.

They did not do great. Ben? Yes. If I casted less on you, if I cast less on you. Okay. You don't fuck yourself. And do you know what Les does? 1D4 on attack on you.

You got it, girl. Tight. I just, I guess I'm going to make for the entirety of the, you have the entirety of the potion. So as you all run towards that, you see high general urn run off to your left side. As the ogres and giants swarm him, you see him fire out his sword. And this massive swarm of what looks like,

flesh-eating insects erupts out of it and spreads and descends upon them. As all these creatures are yelling as these swarm engulfs them, You see him wade into the cloud of insect and he's sliced down these creatures. A massive great sword in his single hand. His left arm still in the slaying

as he wades in and is slicing out. Meanwhile, you are facing a group of these these popular humanoists, former Korvokians that have been possessed by beast plague and they've descended into full beasts at this point. You also see these horrible bull-like imps flying above you and these horrible, like, demonic dretches

that have this thick black fur and they're slavering, sloppards all over the places. They all look horribly minus. Israel heading toward you. Toil you're up. I'm just going to fucking, I'm going to spread my legs, kind of lean down in my new huge, huge for a little.

Come on. Oh, you found your fish? And I'm going to go into a battle trance. And then I will kind of look and narrow my eyes but you can't see it over front of this teaky mask. And I'm just going to bum rush right into here. And I'm going to make two attacks. Okay.

And they all be reckless, every single one. Yep. Thank you. Okay, it's a 19 plus something. That is an 11 plus 8, so 19 to hit. They all. Okay. They're 80s 14 of those guys.

Okay, so. The orange attack. The first attack is going to be, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 15, 14, 15, 16, sorry, hold on, see how much of damage. 17, 18 damage. 18 damage is number one. To number five? Number five.

You smash into it as your mole hits it and lets out of swam! As it crashes into it, it's still going. Okay, so the second one hit, I'm going to just attack that one again. 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 17. damage. 17 damage. Okay. To this guy again. Number five. This whatever is there. Number five, it slums forward and if the pro-regor two-need, you see Toa, this massive form of a Goliath, swing down, as it collapses and starts to roll in and its body rolls past Toa as, as, as it's momentum. Is it on a battlefield.

Uh, yeah, it's fine. It's keeping a battlefield. Um, I'm done. Okay. He smashed into it. Capricer up. I'll turn to Herja and I'll be like, let's do this. I really need your thunderous thighs and I'll diagonally move

towards the front line. I give you Bartik inspiration, by the way, with that. How close do you want to get? All the way in. There, it's fine. And help me with the cone of 15 feet

that I want to hit as many people as possible with with Thunderwave. I think it's reasonable to say like one, seven, ten, four. I don't know how, I don't know if one's, what's the distance? 15. 15. So you hit one, two, and then three. That's how it works.

But I would not reach the final line there. I guess that's right. A 15 foot cube. Cone or cube? Originating from me. Oh, that's different. Cone? Cube.

That's different. How would you hit everything? It's 15, 15, 15. So five. Five, ten and a half. You could get these guys. Yeah. It's like half in their square, so that it's...

I would say one, eight, seven, four, ten, and one. So I'll just spend the slot and first level style. They all need to make a constitution saving throw. And I'll... What's the D.C.? 17? 16. They all fail.

Oh, fantastic. All right. They all take 11 points of thunder damage, and they're all pushing. back 10 feet away from me. So I need to know what numbers of, let's just say, the orange guys are those. Eight to seven. White guys are the one that's right next to Caprice.

One, say white, and then what looks red guys for the other ones? One, 10, and five. So for the one that's closest, the white one is one. The orange ones are seven and he can get this guy too. Yeah, so one and three. Okay, so one and three. So one and three, they both take how much damage?

11. 11, for one and three. For the orange, it's eight and seven. Orange is eight and seven. And for red, it's four. 410 and 1. Yeah, I run up with my viol and I'm just like, and I make a sound wave, shockwave,

pushing them all back in one huge, exactly. 410 and 1, make sure. That's exactly what I wanted. They are not resistant to any of this. It does sound like that. You see Caprice run up and you do a massive power cord on your viol and this blast.

You see the three imps, which are the red ones, immediately crumple and collapse to the ground as the other ones are blasted back. I kill the imps. I will turn and I will run back to my original slot with the rest of my movement. Okay. With that, it's Felix's turn. I'm going to move up to some portion here. Actually, maybe not. 5, 10, 50,000, 55. I can probably drop that right down there. I'm going to cast, uh, uh, I'm going to go up there, there. 5, 10, 15, 20, 20, 30, 30, 35, 40.

I'll drop it right here. I'm going to cast, um, flaming sphere. Nicely. Right here. Okay. Um, and based on the last time I cast flaming sphere, uh, it will do damage the first time I cast it. So you guys have to make a deck saving throw.

Otherwise, take 2D6 fire damage. To all the guys around there? Yeah, so it'll be red number eight and nine and white number nine. What's the DC? Uh, Dex saving throw of... 16. They all fail. Okay. Amazing.

Yeah. This is my dive, you know. So they'll take eight points of damage apiece. Eight points of damage. Red, eight, and nine, and white, nine. I think, unless it's a six. That might be... I'm sorry. I guess that's a six, right? So eight, sorry, it's gonna be eight and six for red,

nine for white. Six for red, and then... White is eight? White is eight? White is nine. Nine, okay. It's eight and... Oh, that one's already been damaged, right? Nine?

No. Not for white, no. White is one in three that is in damage. Okay. Okay, so now... Like he has ability. Demage numbers. The, uh, you see those run up in the flame sphere.

They are trying to dodge out of the way and singes all of them. They let them... As, uh, they're all singed. That's my turn. Okay. Okay. There's a flaming sphere on the field. Now, hers here off.

You want to... Action? That is my action. Oh, I could have it supposed to... No, I can move it next to you on. Okay. So, first time understanding mountain combat, my mount can only dash, disengage,

or hide as an action if I am mounted, and then it has other things that can do if I'm unmounted. So I will use half my movement to mount Peyton. Okay. I am now a large creature. Yep. And then I will move its movement, which is 40 feet, right next to... Where do you want to add here?

Or here? On your right. Oh, and this little square here? I guess I'll move up so that I'm to your left so that I can touch both of those two creatures. No, I still want to be within 10 feet of Toa. Three... I have 40 feet in the 10 feet of you. You can be like here, and it should still be within 10 feet.

You can walk over that body. That's the body. Yeah, I'll walk over the body to be right next to you. Oh, you know, directly next to me. Okay. Yeah. Herger, you're up there. You see Peyton run for this massive ox as she rides it.

What are you doing? So I get right up next to Toa. As a bonus action, I'm going to cast thunder's thighs. Okay. Girl. And then as an action, I'm going to use my channel divinity for a sacred weapon. Okay. And that'll be my turn.

Okay. So you hear a loud clang of a... a hammer on an anvil as thunderous magic swirls around and then it also a glow. So the code is getting buffed up. With that is Iris's turn. I'm going to cast Toll the Dead on number one of the white guys. Okay. It's a wisdom saving throw.

That'll be an 11. Okay. And he's already damaged, right? Yep. What number is he? Number one of the white tokens. token. Wait number one. Wow. That's fine. It does the four points of damage. Four points of damage. Yeah, necronic damage, thanks. Four points of the other way. You see it kind of stumbled as

as it looks like it's tough but it's still going. Amazing. Okay with that is Monster's one's turn which are the orange token. So can we have the one next to Toa go over to Felix? So what? I don't like this. And then let's get all the orange ones get up as close as they can to everybody else. These are the orange ones. They have 40 movement.

These are up here. Can they move through their teammates? Yeah. 510, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40. 510, 15, 20, 30, 35, 40. No, why would you do that? No. This guy already?

Yes. He could easily have gotten to Hirshah. Yeah, having him run up to Herzha. Which one? This guy? The one you just moved. Just moved, yeah. No, no, no, no, two. No, the one I just moved was this guy.

Oh. I mean, he was whichever where you wanted to go. Move our wound to Herja. Yeah. Well, or there. Yeah. Perfect. And then is that all of them?

He was a to tell-oh. He didn't want to adjust the camera. Did three, um, did this guy move? Yes. Yeah. He's going to sprint up to, so both of them are going to sprint up to get around Utoa. And which way? This way?

No, no, he's going to give to Utoa. And then the other one was going to go to Toa. Because they came from back here. Yeah, they're just there. This guy was back here. So then we are going to get, we're going to get two attacks, we're going to get two rounds on Herja. And I think, right, two on Herja's, it's going to be, Jesus Christ, one's going to be a natural one, the other than the horrible we miss is they try to ram you with their horn as they're snarling. The two that can attack Toa will.

One is going to be a natural 20. It is not actually. It is Sentinels at Dev Door says that it is a normal hit. So it's 23. So that's fine. Still not. I will impose this advantage with my protection reaction. Okay. And that's going to horribly miss. You guys do all your shit on him and now I'm doing. And then we're going to get one on Felix.

16 is nice. It's going to be five. That'll be missed. And then we're going to get two on Caprice. 15. One is going to hit. As one finally actually fucking hits, that is gonna be five points of bludgeoning damage as they, Lord's head and rams you. Ow, hey!

And then... I roll up on newspaper, bad! And then the red ones have 60 feet of movement, as they're flying. As they're flying towards you, and so can we get some towards Caprice and some towards the back line? So 60? Yeah.

Three, four, five. It can tell I make it. It can move here. Let's see. It's 12 squares, right? Yeah. So that's three, six. One, three, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

Don't forget that the ones that are next to this circle should be taking damage right now. How high in the air? Not until they end of turn. How high are they? They're currently about like ten feet. Okay. Yeah. Crazy.

So are they all find in the back line? Just the ones in front. Let's get like one on Felix and then the rest of them will run to the front line. I mean, they can move like wherever. I mean, you said they have 60 movement, right? Yeah.

Can they share spaces? Yeah, they can fly above. Yeah. Jesus. Like there. We can easily like go over here. You can get here. You can go here.

Actually, let's just put them, let's put them like there and like there. So that's... Okay. And let's put one like there. We can easily get through it. Okay. We're gonna get three attacks on...

They can just... They all swoop in with their stingers. We are going to get three on... On Herja. Okay. Oh, no. One's gonna be a natural one. The other two are going to...

One's gonna be a 19 and one's gonna be a 20. Both hit. Okay. As ten points of piercing damage. and I eat two con saving throws against poison. You're advantaged. Which I have advantage on. So let me do, so this is piercing damage?

Yep. Okay, so let me do my concentration on, let's combine damage, so two attacks it. There's going to be more damage coming from those stangers. Okay, so let me, how many concentration checks am I making? You're going to take two. Make two. Five, nine, so that fails.

Okay. So, I guess, thunder's size drops. I'm rolling for concentration on... And you rolled a nine? I rolled a nine. Yes. But I will use a twist of fate if that's cool.

Yeah, do it. Because we have a million. So that would have been a 20 for that one. And then the other one is a natural one. Should I use another one? Go for it. We literally have a golden of them. Okay.

Natural 20. Got to give it up. Thank you. You're a thing. Generative benefactors. Yes. Maintain. Thunder size. So now I'm rolling, how many for...

Two guns, cons, saving those for the poison. Advantage. Okay. Uh, 19. And natural... Two natural twosys! Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you got! One in four hundred ten. Did those come right after your last natural 20? That's so great.

Those dice are so great. You take half then? No. You take half of 19 points of poison damage. That's the next tier. And then I think you're right. So half of 19 is... So nine and the half of that...

Okay. And so we're gonna get three attacks on Toa. Natural one. One is gonna hit you to Toa. And then, con saving toe, please. Oh, you get plus two to saving throws. Oh, that's right. Which I guess I should have been doing too.

Oh, no, that already gets added in. 22. 22 succeeds. So you're gonna just take, you're gonna take four points of piercing damage, and you're gonna take take half of, you're gonna take half of eight points of poison damage. And it's a poison, and we're gonna get one attack on Felix.

That is gonna be a 10, that's gonna miss. We're gonna get an attack on Iris. That's gonna miss. We're gonna get an attack on Lofti. That's gonna be 19 to hit Lofti. That hits. Conceding no release. That is gonna be three points of piercing damage.

Oh my God. So a 20. You get to add your bless. I did, yeah, I added bless. Okay. If it's 20, you're gonna take one point of poison damage. Okay. That's halved already.

One point of poison damage, and then we're gonna get one on Caprice. You think you took five. Anybody? That is gonna be 21 to head. I think that does hit. That is gonna be four points of piercing damage. I think the con-saving throw from you. I thought he just said poison.

So one. So there's piercing and poison. So you said what is the total? I think four and then one poison. One, poised, five. Was that? A 10. A 10.

That fails, unfortunately. So you're going to take an additional nine points of poison damage as the poison seeps into you. And then that's all their turn. So then one of them is in range. So roll six. That is going to be a seven. Two are in range, right?

No, just this one because they haven't taken their turn yet. They have to end their turn in it. So these guys are all going to move. Yeah. These guys haven't gone yet. So it's going to be seven points of damage for the fail. To red nine. Red six.

Sorry. It's red six. I don't think they're, there are nine of them, but that's definitely six. Red six. As the flames sphere swirls around, he then gets blasted by this

and he shribbles up and dies from the flame sphere. With that, it's a lifty's turn. Okay. I am going to take, I've got my spoon out. I'm going to, I guess,

so they're flying about 10 feet above me. I'm just going to jump up and try to like, boop, poop, with the ends of my spoon. Yep. The boop, boop, as you do. Everybody say, boop, boop, Boop.

So that's a 19 and the 17 to hit. Both hit. Okay. And that is six. Thank you. B.B. Roman G. Okay, so six plus six. So let's say 10 to number three and eight to number five.

Of the red? Of the, yeah, the red. That's red, right? Yes, those are red. Okay. of red and then I'm going to do a bonus attack. So 10 number three and then what to what, sorry? Four, eight to number five.

Is it a five? It's three and five. You hear loud crack as a look to you, basically take your spoon and smack one out of the air. It dies horribly. From number, the 10 HP1. Okay, I think that was reversed, but didn't matter. Okay, and so I'm gonna make a bonus attack on number three.

Okay. Okay. Uh, 13 to hit. 13 hits. Oh, cool. Haryl it. Oh, you can have plus you see. Shit, not bad.

Six damage. To number three? Yeah. Is it the only you just hit? It's not the one that didn't die. Yeah, it's dead. Okay. You punch it out of the air as it is dead.

Ooh, very nice. What was the other one, five and three? Yeah, so five and three are dead, and then I'm going to move forward and spend a key point to do three. to do Fury of Blows on number 10. Orange 10 or, oh no, you're the one next-d-Eris. You want to move up, like, on the body? Yeah. Yeah.

So that's two more unarmed strikes on number 10. Man, monks. Let me tell you. Nice. Okay, so I don't know if that's fair to assign which one goes to which. How do you work that? Should I not have rolled them together? Just pick. Yeah, just pick.

It doesn't matter. 16 and 19. Both hit. It's pretty bad. Oh wow. So 5, so 10 total damage. 10. Number 10.

Number 10. Once again, you raise up your leg and you kick it out of the air and it lets out of the yelp as it dies. Oh, nice. That's it. Okay, cool. And with that, it is the Dredge's turn. They have 40 feet of movement. They're going to run forward.

forward. Some of them may have to dash if you want them to get some of So he can easily get up here. What do you want to do for the like as far as getting? They're gonna just rush past you I guess Because there's a lot of space and you get past So you can go there Three six Seven eight and he's dashing? Yeah So you can go there So that guy's already uses action

You can go there easily. So how many did not need a dash? All the ones in the back line dashed. This one had to dashed to Herja. This one had a dash to get to me. So that means that there's one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine that can attack. Sixth and attack Erja. And one, two, three, you can attack now.

Okay. So three to attack you, Rich? Yes, and they're all advantaged because I reckless attacked. Okay. So, we're going to get two. here. One's going to be a natural 20. On who? On who?

Natural 20 on Toa. There's nothing you can do about it. It's not the beginning of the round. It is. Oh, no, you're right. It's not. It's not. It's not. So that is going to be a bite. That is going to be, they're going to bite you for eight points of piercing damage. And then they're going to try to get it again.

The claw is going to miss. We're going to get a bite. It's going to miss. We're going to get a claw. That's going to miss. We're going to get a bite. That is going to hit. one point of piercing damage. Zero. I'm gonna go on. And that is going to, it's gonna hit again,

and that is gonna deal how much slashing damage will this do? This will be seven points of slashing damage as they're biting and tearing into you. So I'm gonna roll all the bites. Okay. That's a lot of bites. Bites, what's your A.C? 18.

So one's gonna be actual 20, and then another's gonna hit for the bites. Okay. So that's gonna be three, six. Yikes. Sorry. Seven points of piercing damage.

Yeah, now I feel like I should wash my mouth. For the first one. For all the mites. Two clothes are going to get you going to do. Well. Additionally? Just practice the basic arithmetic. Yeah, that's white and

it's full against bad. Oh wow, that's max damage there. For two. 30 people. Yeah. 14 points for slashing damage. I will use my reaction to, you will see a spiritual, Mike you can pick the animal and I will reduce that by...

You see a shark swim through. Oh, 17. Um, hardly take it. Oh, okay. All right, that's reasonable. They'd probably see more things to do you. I will take more than it was a 20 and a seven, so it would have been a 25 and then a 12.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they should both have. So reduce it by five. It was... Reduce by five? If you take nine instead of... Thank you. If I took 12, then it would be seven damage, right?

Or whatever, yeah. Okay, reduced by five. No, no, it was 14. Oh. 14, so nine. Nine, okay. Okay, cool. With that is Toaster.

Okay, and I can never ask you. No. One takes, yeah, one's going to take some damage. One is going to get a 20. That's going to pass, so you'll only take three points of damage. What number is he? It's white nine. White nine, three points of damage.

My fault. You sunk my battleship. Not the battleship. Okay, as it blazes a little bit, managed to dodge out of the way a little bit. Okay, with that is Toaster. the round ago. Okay, then what I will do is, and this might be a paint, this might be unfortunate to track, but I will, having taken damage, I'm good, I will use the power from my Tiki mask. Hell yeah.

And I will use an action, and this horrifying, like, tribal chant will disperse over the crowd, and each creature within 30 feet of me that hears it must succeed. on DC 15 Wisdom Saving from. Which is all of them. Which is... Nice. No, not you guys. I don't think so. So, basically, like, all of the...

The only guys that are out of the range are this guy. I'm just going to do one for each of the varieties, just because that's kind of fail. With the DC? 15. They all fail horrifically. Okay. And no allies are affected?

No. Is your choice? Cool. What? Yeah. And I can choose free. to automatically succeed. Yeah, cool.

Um, so they are a, hold on, let me just make sure. Uh, yes, you guys all automatically succeed. Uh, usually that succeeds, they're immune to it, and then, so I guess they're afraid. Yes, so continue, sorry. It doesn't actually say, yeah, because I'm frightened. Cool, for one minute. Are they immune to being frightened? They're not.

Okay, so I don't know how many can be in it, but it's what, 30 feet, so it's six squares, so actually that might be all of them. one, two, three, four. Yeah, so every single one. Every single one. We're all afraid. And that's, what is that? Is that 20? What?

How was the range? 32. 30. Okay. So they are all afraid. Oh man, I need to get my head on a TV mask. As you see Toa, the crazy eyes go wild and wild and it shakes out, and they all look at it. And this magic swarms over them, and they're all cowering a little bit.

And they're all frightened. Hi, I found this Tiki mask. Say true. Hi. Can I help me with the cone because I do not, or the cube? I do not understand the cube. Would I be able to get orange, orange, and white in the cube? What's the range of a cube?

It's 15. 15. I don't see why not, is my argument. 15 out. So you can get all of these guys. Okay, that's Thunderwire. All right. So now that being said, we're really in a fight here. I'm going to pull out the big guns, and I'm going to start to sing.

And I'm going to sing this for the duration of the fucking fight. We'll start with. Polymorph, wall of stone, alter cells, trap the soul, stinking cloud, water, breathing, contact other plane. Dancing lights, mass suggestion, simulacrum, dark vision, magic circle, magic missile, continual flame.

Blam! I'll tell them. That's amazing. I'll underwave, everyone in front of me, and I'll give Felix some bardic inspiration. So what can I use the bardic inspiration? The white token. in front of you passes.

I'm doing the other, there are three more next to her to that are in it, right? Yes. It's red nine. They all fail. They all fail. What's the one that directly asked the priest? The what the Dr. Blam and Blam squad.

There's white two and white eight. White eight is the only one that you see it. And it's 15 and everyone else is pushed away from me 10 feet, but the white guy takes half damage. Okay. So, I don't know what it is. The dredch takes, yeah. If you can get through you get.

10 feet. So can I do damage first to make sure no one's dead? So I need to know all the colors and just tell me the damage. 15 for everybody except for the one. It's going to be orange 11 and 9. Orange 11 and 9. Half damage for white 8. Orange 11.

Full damage for white 2 and red 9. I nearly know full damage. I can say it again if you need it. Number 9 is blasted and dies horribly. Red 9 or orange knot. Orange now, or white nine, white nine. There's no white. Right nine did an attack.

So it's orange 11 and 9. It is red 9 and then it is white 8 and 2. 8 took half damage. The red, all the red ones die. Okay, so they're just red 9. I'll just look them, sorry. What was the orange one again? 9-11 orange.

9-11 took that, what was the white ones? 8 white took half and 2 white took full. It would say like tackles and pretty sure. Oh, oh, I see. They have his advantage of them. It's okay. And these get pushed back. So, uh, yeah.

So two is barely enough to lack. Yeah, that's fine. And it's, uh, number eight and is, uh, same there. So he's very rough. And then he can get knocked like into hers. You will take an attack of opportunity. Oh, no, after that. Okay.

If one guy gets knocked into the beast, into the yak, what happens is it hits against him. He goes here. Is there one under one? There's one under one, but nothing happened there. Okay. They were out of range. Oh, seven. It's seven, but yes.

I'm gonna sound of, sit. It lets out a small part. How many guys there are? So now that I am in, I'm brandishing the knife. I'm not brandishing the knife. I'm not hiding it anymore. I'm wielding the knife. It is glowing with arcane power.

I'm going to point a location and say, and everybody say, get down! And I'm going to snap my fingers and cast fireball. So it's going to be right here. And it's a 20 foot sphere, so five, ten. Basically, I'm trying to save us in the front and then kill anything around. So I think this whole back row doesn't get hit

and then some of these guys might not get hit. But I'll roll while. Rich figures it out. What's the radio? No, you can center, like right here, you can get everything. You can get everyone. All right, done, done.

Can I borrow two D6? You make you. I hate you. Fuck yes. Did you more? Yes. Just one. Oh, sorry.

What's the DC? The DC is deck 16. That's a fail. That's a... That's a... So it's gonna be six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, nineteen, nine. So I'm gonna need to know the color and the number.

They're all... Every single... every single remaining unit. Okay, nineteen points of damage. Holy fuck. Thank you. All of the white tokens are immediately killed. Woo! All the red tokens are immediately killed.

Okay. I'm just pretending they're all getting incinerating here. Yeah. Have they bought my boy Andy? Yeah! What a time to jump back online. Number seven, white is barely alive. Well, you said all the whites are dead?

Except for number seven white. Or no, I'm saying the orange one. You said all the reds and all the whites are dead. Okay. Yes. Okay, so grab them in the front. Number nine, orange is dead. Number 11 orange is dead.

Yep. Okay. So there should be one, two, three, four, six, seven, eight, ten, and twelve of the orange. Then I'm going to use my bonus action, and I'm going to move the sphere to deal damage to ten, nine, and four, I guess. Unless I can only ram it into one creature, in which case that doesn't. Wait, seven and eight are still alive? No. Orange.

Which ones of orange are still alive, none? All but five, nine, and eleven. Okay. So I think that's fine. No, seven and eight are missing. Continue, sorry. So DC 16 save, decks, sorry, you're not looking for white.

Dex 16 saving throw out for 4, 9 and 10. They succeed. So they'll take two points of damage each. Okay. 49 and 10. All right, 444, welcome. Orange 4, 6 and 10.

Welcome to our family. Four, six and 10. Here, Vythrus, family. When you are here, you are home. So you see a, massive fireball erupts. You hear of shrieks as they all are burned and they all fall to the ground,

many of them. The goat-like humanoids are still are still raising towards you. They're looking very angry. And you start to hear the thundering of whose. As you see these horrible centaur monsters

are thundering towards you. as you look over and you now see the massive swarm of insects is spreading. As Zern, there's a row of dead ogres. There's a massive giant laying down as soldiers have now met

him in the battle and he is slicing through. You see a massive burst of fire erupt from his sword, singeing several beast men and demons as he's going fucking ham. Can I just say that for my free object interaction and whatever, I just want to glance over at Zerns to kind of

Check on. That's what you see. Okay. That's what you say. How far away are these centaur creatures coming towards us at? They will probably get there and like a round or two. Okay.

To us? This is the first wave. Yeah. I'm going to look around at all the crispified bodies and go, oh, I shoot a rat some tap the tater and I'm going to hit an attack. If you're not from the mid-list, you don't know what that is. What is this number? That is a six.

I'm going to make an attack roll against six. First attack will be plus two because of my sanctuary, so that'll be a 19. It takes 10 thunder damage from thunder smite. Does it draw? Six. Carole Barham six. Six. It is just, it's dead.

It's straight dead. It's smashed into your crap of thunder. and it's blasted back and it spins back on itself. Well, for flavor, I was going to throw it and smack it into the next creature as my 10-foot pushback. You could do that, right? I was going to say, I mean, I don't know how it would affect the next creature, but it gets pushed back 10 feet.

Okay, yeah. Slam it into the other one. You can smash it into it. Number four. We'll say it knocks back. I'll make a next saving throw. It doesn't need to be able to dodge it, but it does kind of set it off a little bit.

Okay. Yeah. And then for my next attack, I'll hit this one. That's 10? 10? That one, yep. 10. That will hit with a 25.

Yep, roll damage. This will be... This one particular one has an AC of 26. I'm so sorry. D.A. plus two. So it'll take seven points of bludgeoning damage as I swing back around with Dakota. You swing back around and it's smashing the chest and it lets on as it's barely alive. It's, it's hanging on though.

Oh, damn. Yeah, right? You're right? I was so close. I'm going to, has the one in front of Felix been hit? Just by Fireball, but I think that's it. Oh, duh. So I'm going to cast hold the dead on that.

I just need to make sure it's going to hit. I believe it's a thing. Everyone is a good. And it's a wisdom saving throw. That's going to be an A7. Yeah, no, that one's going to damage it. No, it's only two dice, and it's really not great. That failed.

2D12 is great. I got four. Nice spell. 50 feet is four. Nine points of damage. That's gotta be enough. Nine was damage to throw number one? One.

It is not enough. As you hear the goal of a newness. You could have put it nicely, right? God. Bullshit. It's bleeding out of its ears, as it is also barely hair. Your toes are bad and you should feel bad.

You know what? Fuck that. I'm passing spiritual weapon on it. Good. Okay. I can't. That's a bonus. Fuck!

Oh, no, no, I can. I can. Yes, I'm casting spiritual weapon. I see that it's still standing there going like this, and I cast my spiritual weapon. Or next to him? Oh, right there. Yeah, that's perfect.

For the actual 20. Yay. For the ultimate revenge. For the ultimate revenge. Yeah. Fuck you. Fuck you, Mike. Fuck you.

Do what? No, he didn't. No, you fucking did. If it's not dead. Let that be a lesson to you. It's enough. It's not. Yeah.

It's not right. And number one is dead right. I was so expecting you to look at me know, yeah, not enough. Well, no, if it was just two damage, that would not have been enough

and it's a hit point. It's a lot of no fucking way. That would have been fucking amazing. No, it wasn't so good. Oh, man. They are the one that is next to the spiritual weapon

is going to run up to Felix. Two? Fuck you. Fuck you. Is it going to take an opportunity attack from this? I don't know. Wait, hold on. How's he looking?

Number two. Number two is looking, I mean rough, bloody, but not like non-death's door. A little smoldory. Okay. I will... Seven, eight, and ten are looking very rough.

Got it. That's fine. No, that's fine. I will not. So we're going to get an attack on Felix. That's going to be A7. I can't... Yes.

And then we're going to... to get a, are the advantage on toe on toe? Yeah. Well, they're not, no, they're not because I use my, they're disadvantaged. They're disadvantaged all they're afraid, right? So I'm gonna do a butt arm. It's a face, first.

So that overrides that they have advantage on you. It doesn't, it doesn't. It makes it. Because last round, I didn't use records attack. I used my action to. I see. So it's only for a turn. Yeah.

Like when you're attacked, then the next turn. How long does the frighten last? Okay. A minute. At the end of their turn, they can try to save it. Oh, they all miss. And I'm going to finish you... Don't forget that when they try to save,

they are disadvantaged because they're trying to save because they're afraid. I like that one. Right. Does it affect saving throws? It affects all ability checks. And saving throws are not ability checks. Right, but...

Can you check frightened on there? Yeah. I have her right here. Anyway. Ryan Creature is disadvantaged on ability checks attack rolls while the source of its fear is within line of sight. Creature can't only move closer. Oh, okay.

Creature can't move willingly closer to the source of its fear, so I don't even know if that guy... He moved away. He ran away from... Oh, okay. So, I'm just going to go down the numbers here and just move for the fear.

Okay, so number two is going to pass. Number three is going to fail. Number four is going to fail. Number seven is going to fail. Yes. Number eight is going to fail. Oh, shit. Number ten is going to...

That's two natural ones. It's going to fail. Number 12 is going to fail. So two is going to... That's a huge. Have they all made their attacks then? Is that the end of the turn? Yes, they all missed.

Then four in ten will take Dex checks. Oh, yeah. That's gonna be seven, and a 14. They both fail, and they'll both take seven points of damage from the flaming series. What numbers are those? It's gonna be four and ten. Are we all doing it? Woo!

On the number ten, let out a roar as you collapses to the ground, Deb. So good. Rush up and just kind of just spinning my spoon, and make a double attack on number seven. Oh, Hellhound gang, this battle isn't close to over. No. No, we're just heating up. This is the beginning of what he's throwing at us.

This is the pre-appetizer course. 18-hift on the first. Definitely. This is the amused bush. This is the bread and butter. Like, they put the bread on your, the complimentary bread player, yeah. This tastes.

This tastes demonic. What is that fucking restaurant with a, Walgard? I'm an idiot. I'm doing that wrong. Uh, for two cheese is, I don't know. I don't know if I've ever been to one.

That's another conversation. 10 and so 19 damage on number 7. 19 neighbors on number 7. Number 7, that is just enough. Your ground spoon, clattering down to the ground and lets out of yell. Okay, and then I'm gonna just kind of like hop over with my spoon in the ground and like kick number 12,

like a bicycle kick in. You do that, number 12, yeah. You're getting that jack on. Get a bitch. That's my girl. Okay. That hits. That's it.

Yes. That's it. You're my girl. You're gone again. Uh, 10. Eight damage. Eight damage. To number 12.

Number 12. Number 12. Number 12. It's still alive as you kick it in the face, but it's looking rough. Excellent. Exile. Exile. You still have inspirations.

Yeah. I've not used it yet. How long is it like 10 minutes? Okay, so basically as long as we're fighting, I'll have it for a hour. I mean, as long as we're fighting, on the 6001st round, you're gonna lose. Right, right, right.

He's done the map already, the team shirt. Can you do that for eight hours of major armor for me, calculate how many round there? Okay. Yeah, I can. It's a minute. It should be that bad.

I just don't know. And dear boy. With that, you see the clouds being kicked up as a thundering number of the centaur-looking creatures are barreling... That's how long major of our lives. And they are now entering the fray

and three massive horned centaurs sprint forward with one demonic one behind. Mike, just do me a favor and let me know if we hit the 28,800 in first round because then my major armor will drop. After the 28,8001st round. One of more realistic note, you let us know when it's hit an hour of battle?

well no that's that's that's that's that's we're not that's 600 rounds or something insane we're gonna drop it for 6,000 rounds we're gonna have to be dead yeah as long as we're in combat

you don't have to worry about that kind of stuff we're in the reality of this universe only like 30 seconds so like I wanted to like for one minute things that last one minute I've been keeping track out because that's only 10 rounds

but if anything last 10 minutes or an hour that's 600 or 6,000 rounds okay okay you know what I mean so like it's not You're really orphaned. You could do. Oh, that's not good. And then...

Where are these guys come from? They... They ran out. They pulled sprinted. Shit. I was trying to get to them. I was trying to get like if they were on the map, but... I'm gonna just put him and he's still gonna have his movements.

He's very fast boy. He's a very fast boy. Who would win six really strong Avengers or one fast boy? You won a fast boy. A very fast boy. as these three horn centaurs charge forward at you and one horrible demonic creature. These centaurs seem to have these huge pikes as they are running forward to spear you. And I'm going to just make sure that we just get all of their health.

So we're just going to call them centaur and then you can call it just a demon. Or fast boy, fast boy and centaurs. Fast boy and centaurs. The fat boy looks stronger than the centaurs? Shit, I just ran. No, sent- or yeah, that's more. A lot stronger. All right.

This would be stronger. And then with that, I'm going to pull out fast boy. Man. Okay. So then it's, it is the centaur's turn, and they are going to run up, and they're going to do their multipact text. All I'm going to do their pikes first on you guys. They charge at you. So we're going to get one on Toa.

Toa. He's not disadvantage. No, he's not. 19 hit Toa. That'll do. We're going to get 20 to hit Herja. 20 hits? Yep. And then Luffy is going to be a nine to do that. And so as they charge directly

into it, they're going to spear you with their pike doing a considerable amount of piercing damage. Is that a nine to hit? Yeah, so it misses you. And so I'm just going to roll damage for the... Wait, did one hit you, Toa? Yes. Which one was it? The centaur. Number one.

Oh, that one's within melee range of you? Okay. Basically, if you look at the corners, they're both giant creatures. They're like, he's like reaching over all the little guys. Okay. Can I impose disadvantage on that one that tried to hit him? Can you, you have to be in five feet of the target, right? No, within five feet of you.

Yeah. No, you looked it up and said it was the other way around. I thought it was the other way around. No, I thought it was that way. Because I'm putting my shield in front of you. If it was this guy and he walked up, at least last session, you told you, me that you could. Yes, I'll look up real quick.

Sure. So I'm just going to roll damage on you heard of because we know that it is. Nice. Is that a special book? Seven. No, that's just a player hammer book. We probably haven't looked for all of, it.

It would help if you actually read it, Kelsey. Damn. I didn't need two bars. There's fucking vicious mockery area. What's that? 20 points of years of damage. Maybe, yeah, maybe you'd know how to play your class. Um, we could probably do Google 5.

Maybe I just don't want to look at the pictures. And then what is. I'm gonna miss, I'm just gonna be. No, it's imposing protection. It's, um, that's what I'm looking at. It's a, it's a paladin ability. It's a fighting style. It's a fighting style.

That fighters and, uh, Pvv, B and T. 18 to hit Lifty, 16 did the bit of a job. Oh, you put me in my tit. You put my dad. Nessus. Natural, natural. Natural.

Next time, I'll be deadly serious next time. There's a 100% time. There's a hundred percent time. There's a hundred percent. chance that 60% of the time I survive. Protection. When a creature you can see attacks a target other than you that is within five feet of you,

you can use your reaction to impose this advantage on the attack while you must be wielding a shield. Yeah? We need it again? Sorry. Pay attention. When a creature you can see attacks a target other than you that is within five feet of you, you can use your reaction to impose disadvantage on the attack roll, you must be wielding a shield.

So I'm putting up my shield to protect you from the hit. And you are within five feet. So with that, misses it looks like it's gonna charge into you and you manage to block it but unfortunately through yourself with act you get rammed through you you take all the damage that I wrote for you it was 20 points of pure things I took that already spears into this you charged with the forces it as they rammed into you Luffy manages to dodge you however they then rear up your hoods their hooves missing both of you but Luffy that who's come smashing down onto you I

don't believe it dealing wow really great damage here. I thought it missed you. I didn't miss her. The hooves got down. Hoops. And with that, is their turn? Toa you're up. So Toa you're up.

So Toa didn't take any damage. Oh, let's mess up, and no. Perfect. It was gonna hit him. Very, you're up. Okay, Taua, you're up. Alright, I will, so these, which guys look scarier? The guy at that was scariest.

Yeah. The demon, the fast boy. Fast boy. I'm going to attack number one. to attack number one. Goes to swing and a truck. Once a star. Yeah, yeah. Centaur number one.

I'm on Dakota. I'm going to recklessly attack. So I'm a little bit taller now. Natural's one. That's what I'm going. Are you talking to Big Boar? Yeah. How are you attacking the Big Boy? They're, they're a Jesus first. Sorry, when you say boy, I think Fast Boy.

Big Boy. Big Boy and Fast Boy. That's going to be really confusing. A lot of boys. 21 damage. To number 12, 12 was there, see the Santars. To one number one. I quit it. Oh, 21 damage to number one. Number one.

Okay. Uh, you do that? And then I will use my second attack to grapple them. Okay. This is so epic. We make a athletics contest, I believe. Giant Goliatho wrestling a fucking centaur. 16.

That's amazing. I need fan art. I know, I need to, like, give a picture. It's raining and the lighting is crap. The He's like, ah, he's like in a suitcase. It could be his death. It can be his acrobatics if that's strange.

In my mind, he's still being really polite, like he would be, me. Oh, sorry, excuse me. Uh, 21. Okay, so he's grappled. So you smash into him and it knocks him down. As he leans forward, you then reach your massive arms and you grapple this big boy centaur.

So he can use an action to escape. And when he does, he still has to make a contest against me. Did they use their two? turns. The centaurs, yes. Okay. This one's gonna take a D6. I'm sorry. Enjoy that. I'm done. It'll be three points of damage or five points of damage, depending on what his Dex check is. Dex 16.

Rune it. 11. So five points of damage to number two. Okay. It sings the Centaur. Okay. Capricer up. Oh, shit. Yeah. Okay. And the Fastboy looks like the most menacing of all the way. Yes. He's very menacing. He's looking very menacing. All right. I'm still singing.

Menacing fast boy. Remove curse, ice storm, feather fall, flesh to stone, message, planar binding, and invisibility. Silent image, foresight, bigby's hand, eye bite, tiny hut, private sanctum modify memory. Felix's fear of fire. It's an orb of burning and it's always turning. And I will use the magic of my very singing voice and music to cast enemies abound on Fastboy. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah.

Okay. He's going to enjoy. What's the DC? It's too late. It's 16. Wisdom? Just let me look it up real quick because I forgot that I don't have a card for it because it's... Dachshin' hot fire.

He gets a 19. He succeeds. Fuck. All right, and I'll drink a regular healing potion. And I will move closer to Iris. Okay. So you... It's me. It's me.

Iris. You try to warp his brain, however. This demon. demon looks at you. It seems to be a bit resistant to magic as he looks at you menacingly. And he, his hands, he has these massive claws, his right hand is crackling with electric energy. And can you move me like literally through the adjacent space next to Iris, they're rich or or... Oh, sorry, what? So you want to move here? Just move me a couple spaces. Yeah, that's fine.

Snuggle up the Iris. Hey, how's it going? So this one D8 for inspiration is it a one-time use? It's a one-time thing, yeah. So fast boy is going to actually move him, but this is actually very important as his hand crackles. But can I use it to hit? Yes. Any any roll that is in damage.

Okay. So saving throws. Ability checks. Ability checks. Attack rolls. Those are the only rolls. Yep. Those are the only rolls.

All death saves, maybe. I don't think so. No? He is going to actually back up away from the flaming sphere. Oh, yeah. He's going to back up so right there, is that good? Yeah. And he is actually one over.

Actually, no, he's going to stand there, actually. So moving back, just forward, yep. So he is going to, his hand is going to crackle. Oh, bullshit. And... Killer spell! And it is not a spell. FIRE!

As a hand crackles and a massive lance of the wall. of lightning pierces through 10 by 10 by 60 towards Toa, Felix, Iris, and Caprice. Holy Dix! No, no, Fast-O-Way. Oh, this guy. Yeah, he's going, f-hm. Is it a hit attack? No, it's a dead save-a-grim.

So I wouldn't be able to reduce this with the same-it-it-it-it-it. It's 10 width. So it will also hit the centaurs. Question. I don't have to waste my counter spell to know that I can't counter spell it right now. You would know that is a only spell. There are certain meta questions you don't have. So, deck saving throw for everyone. DC is 15. I think I'll use my inspiration.

18. There's also tons of twists of fate. Yeah, I might be using one. Oh, sorry, what's the same throw? Dexsading throw. Dex you say. What did you say the save was? 15?

15. 15. Okay, with me markup with the date, I'm using one. I am also going to use one. Yes, the markup too. As I shake the dice. Yes, I passed, I passed. I won't worse than the first time. You're shaking a lot of dice in there.

Three, nine. All right, I got a 14. Hopefully that's enough. Wow. What's the DC? 15. 15. Oh wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have that my decks.

Yes. Yes. Then I'm good. I'm good. Because I have three. No, plus three. So I got a 17. I'm sorry. I'm talking terribly.

So you all manage to dog, wait, what do you get? You all pass. So you all take 10 points of lightning damage, as I only roll 20, which is close to minimum damage. So I've asked this question a billion times, I roll concentration, do I just roll and do I add anything to do it? I'm using my reaction to send the spirit over Felix's way and mitigate that by 12.

So I took zero damage. It's a... Wow. A, uh... A strutting Moa, spiritual Moa, it sort of runs around and absorbs the blast of lightning. I look at Tehran and I say, thanks, man. And so, okay. But how do I roll for concentration if I take damage?

It's damage or 10, whatever's harder? Half damage or half damage. And what do I just roll? Like, I don't get anything like. Oh, okay, it's con. Okay. Con saving. Con for concentration.

But you didn't take any damage. I did not. Okay. You're good. So I'm good. That is fast. You get. You did a lot more.

Did you fail? I did, but I, no, I passed. With a two? Okay. With that, it is... Felix's turn. We already did me just recently. We already did me.

We already did me. So he's going to take D6, deck 16. Oh, you're right. Dex 16. That is going to be a 18. Max damage, unfortunately, so six instead of 12. Six instead of 12. To a fast boy.

So close. Six instead of 12. And as it blazes around him, it singes him a little bit, but it's not as much as you were expecting. Um, okay, so then I'm going to use my bonus action to just ram the orb into the big number two here. Okay. So Dex's saving throw of 16, but as my bonus is going to get five. Hell yeah. Nine points of damage.

To number two to number two of the centaurs. Nine points of damage. Then as the sphere blazes into him, uh, it's singing his flag. It's singeing his flash. Then as my action, I'm going to cast scorching ray at a second level, which is going to be three beams. One is going to be right in front of me. I guess I'll be disadvantaged on that guy. And then two at number two.

So the first attack on the guy who's right in front of me will be disadvantaged. Which monsters are these? Centaurs. I mean, like, which of them? Oh, wow. 15 plus 8. You hit. They aren't.

Are you sure? No, no, I don't think so. Just as three race. Yes, it's the second level as well. So, hold on, sorry. By the way, the two D6-5. Those three all got incinerated by the lightning guy. The three saters.

Oh, yeah. Oh, they are. Okay. There's only one of the small boy left. Great. So I hit that guy. So that'll be seven points of damage to this guy. Okay.

What number is he? He's number two, the little imp guy. The orange, number two. Seven points of damage, he's barely hanging off. No fucking way. Yeah, he hasn't taken that much. Okay. Then I will roll two more attacks on the big guy.

19 and 25. On number two? On Centaur number two for attacks. On Fastboy? Oh, on Fast Boy? No, no, no. Sentor number two. That's going to be four, eight, six.

or eight, 16 points of damage. 16 points of damage. This is full damage as you blast into it. These arcs, what spells this? This was scorching ray. So one beam to number two and two more beams to Sinter. The other two arc around, kick him. His flesh is burning. He's looking rough, but he's hanging on.

He's okay. Is that it? Yeah, that's what you're up. I can't move. I'm gonna bonus action use my shield to shove Centaur 2 and try to not come prone. Okay. So that'll be a flat X contest.

Grapple? Not grapple, shoved attack. There's no rules of size. So 20, 23. As long as you have. So he's prone. So I'm gonna make.

You shove this creature down. I'm gonna make two attacks at advantage. Now that he's on the ground with my flail. Me too. Plus seven. So one is a 16. 16 will hit. They're aces 12, the big boy.

No, the Centaurs. Okay, so both hit with a, oh, I'm sorry, that was an advantage, so I'll do my first hit. They're very big. So he takes eight points of bludgeoning. What number is he? Centaur two.

Okay, eight points, the one that Felix hit. Yep. Okay, he is, you smash down, he's looking rough as Dakota hits in the first. Second hit. Will hit with a 22. Five points of bludgeoning. Five points of bludgeoning.

He's barely hanging on as he's smashing again. I will dump a divine smite into him just to get him out of the land. And then he takes 10 points of radian damage. 10 points of radium. You smack in. That's what it's going to be enough that you're clang and you channel power more than. As it let up this war and singes his flesh, divine light kills me. Clats something around.

Number two is dead. Good job, Martin. That's actually just dollars. I'm going to wipe some sweat off my mom and be like, I'm not feeling all that great, but I did just fuck him up. So any healing would be appreciated, and that'll be my turn. No, I don't think so. Okay.

Irish rub. No, hold on. I am going to, as my bonus action, I'm going to use my spiritual weapon to whack number two. Okay, please kill this one, Walker. Probably not. The little guy? Oh, the little fellow.

Yeah. 14? 14 does it? Uh, yeah. Barely has him. He's pretty much not. Oh my goodness. Probably not.

I bet they're going to roll two one. Please clip and fail him to death. 13 points of damage. You're smack in your crack as he collapsed. Nice. Slaid. You're little bitch. And then...

Licisful three. You're right. You're right. On my chin. to turn to Herja and I'm going to cast cure wounds at a third level. Damn. Where is she, I'll move, I'll move up to her behind her and I'll touch her and I'll cast cure wounds.

Thanks, Beebe. I will roll that for you in the second. They roll. Okay. You run up, you feel your call on, reach over, what's your name, Peyton. Peyton. 20 points a gate. Woo!

Feel the power of the newest. Now, this kind of this warm, sandy sensation, washes over. you and your wounds are healed. Yeah, it gets fucking everywhere. One is just going, is, even though all of the original creatures that had been with it had fallen, you see that there are swarms of thousands of the creatures that you just killed clashing with soldiers, you see massive fireballs erupting arcs of lightning from the wizards and the front lines, and there's this massive war, this battle's raging all around you.

You hear of the massive fleeting treachery is launching, fleeing a fleeting bomber from the from the walls smashing into beasts and killing them. Huge ballisos are firing down into them. There are thousands of them, and this one is single-minded is trying to kill you, and it's going to horribly miss. And that is it? Who is it? The last boy?

The last boy? No, that's the one thing. The little shitter that's been there for a couple rounds. The little shit. A little shite. That one take a shit. Is it 12 a good thing? Did it do what Mikey was doing?

That was it. Oh. Did it miss an attachment on me? Yeah. Okay. I wanted to use a reaction. Oh, you can do that, right? I wanted to use my key point for a tipsy sway and have it make its missed attack land on this fella.

Oh, okay. You redirected and you attacked. Did you just read the PHB? Come at me. Head butts it. I did. And he's going to enjoy some damage. I don't know where big boy is.

Oh yeah, here we go. We're going to say that's what it is. No. You can have some water though. What number is that, by the way? Number 12 is hitting Big Boy 3. Big boy three. Big boy.

His horns butts into it despite missing you. You direct it like the flow of A-all-then. Pizzu. You do that. Okay. Okay. No, it's my brain. Okay. So, like, while he's like, oh shit, didn't mean to do that, I'm going to bop him on the head with my spoon.

Seder or Seder? Little guy. Little guy. Little guy. I forget which is. He's not actually a Sater, but, you know, he's a good man. That's terrible. It's just terrible. Little guy's 14 you say.

It's 13. And this is. So I will... Dodge out of your spoon. Second attack spoon on number 12. That's so bad. 13, 14. Yes.

Okay. Cool. Wow. Nice. That's eight damage to number 12. Eight damage to number 12. You're, after it dodges out of the way, actually redirected it. It's leaving its net open and you hear a lot of crack as you set it crashing to the ground down.

Get out of you. Nice. Good job Lofti. Get out of you. And so then my bonus attack, I'll just whip around and like karate kick number three, Big Boi 3. Big Boy 3. Okay. So it's 17.20 to hit.

20 to hit? Okay. Barely misses. So bad. That's eight damage to number three. And then I am going to spend another key point and make two more attacks on him. Okay. Yeah, girl.

Hunch. You smack it. It's doing full damage. That's 15. So you said 12 for the big ones, right? 12 did for the big one. So it does still hit. That hits as well.

It's 10 and 15. So 15 total damage. 15 total damage. Yep. It's a big bus three. As you are punching this, it is very easy to hit this large horn sater. And with that, it is the sater's term. As it is going to keep trying to attack you, Lufty, that boy.

And that... The sater? Or no, the Sater dead. Yeah. The centaur. As the centaur is going... Three and one, right? Yeah.

Centaur is going to get a bo-b-b-ba. Let me do this. That's a 19 to hit for his pike. And then his hooves are going to horribly miss. So his pike is going to deal. Wow. Are you within five feet of me? Six points of piercing damage.

Is this within a new round? It is. I will impose disadvantage on that attack. Sorry, it's hard for me to see diagonals from here because it looks like it's another space, but yeah, disadvantage. 15. Is 15 hit? 16.

Okay, yeah. So it got an hour. Get it girl. With that, Jalladans, man. With that, He will go? Yeah, he will go. He is going to, he is going to see Felix,

and he's going to thunder towards him to play Felix. His movement is here on. He's grappled. Oh, holy shit. That's awesome. It is angerly, as you're grappling, at the swishing in the back, and it turns to you and is going to try to stab at you.

It is not carried that. grappled. That was awesome. 20. That hits. I can pepper the shit out of this guy. All cutting words. Okay. subtract a D8 from that.

I'll be like, you got it, I roll the D8. Yeah. 20. It's a 15 now. Oh! You told me, you got this.

Fuck him up. That's definitely cutting. This is going to be 18. That barely hits. No, no, no. Yeah, it hits. Okay, so he does smash you with his hooves.

It hoof, whatever. 11 points of bludgeon damage. And with that, it is Toa's turn. I will, how would you rule, so look, if I've one arm, how will you rule me attacking with my mall one-handed? Did you do? Is it advantage?

Yeah. Okay. I was gonna say normally you roll less damage. Is it a versatile weapon? No, it's not. I will, yeah, so if that's fine, I will hold on to him and I will recklessly attack him twice. So it will just give me normal and not advantage, right? Hey, that's got to be good enough.

You could really be rolling. The sound of it hitting against the side of the box is so cute. It's just like a bo bo bo bo bo. 14 to hit? 14. 14. Yeah. Yeah.

They're only 12b C. Damn. Very nice. So that deals. Ooh, that's terrible. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, nine, nine, eleven, twelve. Got him. My boy.

Got it. 18, 19, 20, 21. You grapple with one hand. You, you see this massively overgrown Toa rip back its head and just, do itch, doosh, doge, and then you're a sickening cry. His brains are splattered everywhere. Oh, God. He's ralowing him. He just bludgeoned the living shit out of the set to our.

That's awesome. And, that's exactly what I said to do. Well done, Toa. And then I'm going to just move up one to try to block the path. Okay. Are you going to be spirited if you're there? Yeah, if you get close. Is it any location?

No, it is not his conjuration. Okay, that's... He's taken it. It's only like... Just move up to him, maybe. Yeah, I'm actually five, ten. I mean, if you're going to be in it, you might as well just like, yeah. Yeah, it's even better.

Yeah, I'm done. Okay. Capricia up Uh Shit You still feeling a little rough there? I'm like half You're at half

All right I will continue singing Felix's fear of fire Once he casts and lights it There's no way to fight it Counter spell levitate time stop Pismatic spray unseen servant thunder wave telepathic bond

Shot shape change true strike Gentle repose end light feeble mind wish, press a digitization. And then I will... Woo! Got it. Give it up. I'm looking for Rock and Roller Colo Wars.

We're getting in there. I didn't know what I'm doing my turn except that. Rock and Roller Colo Wars? I will... I will take out the gauntlet. I saw this gauntlet and I will use it on Fastboy. That'll be a plus five to attack. Natural 20.

That's a spell dice? Yes, it's a double the dice, yes. If you make an attack with a spell. I would just roll all the hits, so you can roll all the dice at once. Outstanding, that's going to be, every ray is 2D6, so that's 6D, and then it's 12D6.

You have to roll for individual ray. Each one of those rays will be double damage. Okay, one of these, so 46, and then this is going to be 15 to hit. 16, it's 16 to see some dices. And then, and that one will hit. So it's going to be 46 damage plus, 6 damage plus, 66 damage. Yes.

Can I use these? Absolutely. Thank you. You need some more? No, that's 66, right? Yeah. Nice. That's good fine money.

9, 11, 15, 17, 20. 20 points of fire damage to him. And I'll use my bonus action to give healing word to Herja. Oh, thanks, dear, bye. Yeah, no problem. That's the first level. And you get, I will roll a heel on and tell you. Okay.

So you pull out of the, you shove your hand in your coat and it has the gall on it and blast. Once again, the fire damage does not do as much as you're expecting, but it does get singed. With that, it is a fast boy. How is fast boy looking? He's barely been hit. Oh, okay.

So he's only making my five-inch, which he's a good little fast boy. With this huge Goliath in his midst, he's going to turn to Utaha, and he is going to do his multi-attack, and I need to roll separately, because they're all three different attacks. He's a damage on me.

He is. That's going to be a yikes for me, dog. Yikes for me, dog. So we got who's first. That is going to be a 21 to head. That'll do. So that is going to be 11 points of bludgeoning damage. Okay.

Then he's going to slice in with his claws. So 11 is 5. Wow. 12. No. Okay. And then he has a large serrated tail. I forgot to mention, he does.

Oh. Does he? A massive serrated tail when he's going to swing it forward. He's advantage. It's going to be 19 to hit. Yep. Ooh, a 2.10. How about it?

Oh, my. Tootty 10. Oh, my. Ooh. Oh, oh. 18 points of, um, of slashing Dammit, is a serrated tail slashes into you. So it's 18, and then, so half of that is nine.

Yes. Math. I'm going to use my reaction, my Stone's Endurance, to... Hold on. Yeah, to... Okay. Whoa, we're on stream, Kels. Oh, I whispered it.

Away from the mic. The mic probably heard it better than I do. I didn't hear it. Exactly. Okay. The mic probably heard it better than... I didn't hear anything. And so that's its turn, which is...

Multiple yike. Be it in answer. I'm yelling, I'm going to yell, I'm going to yell, no! I'm going to use my bonus action to move the sphere all the way to the back here and ram it into this guy. Oh, he needs to take the damage from sending. Yes, so two... so just roll two Dex saving throws at 16.

Dex is going to be a 19 and a 7. Pass and a fail. So the pass, he'll only take two points of damage. So one point. On the fail, he'll take. 10 points of damage. Nice. Nice. Very good.

That's my bonus action. So then as my action, seeing this creature tear into my friend here, I'm going to cast scorching ray at a third level. Nice. Targeting my boy, fast boy here. So it's going to be 4D, 4 rays, I think. When you cast this to level 3 or higher, you create one additional ray. Yeah, so it'll be 4 rays. So 3, so 4 attacks. 15 plus 8 is 23. That hits, yep.

17 plus 8 is a hit. 6 plus 8 is 14. 14. 14 on fast boy? Yes. 14 misses. Did you use your inspiration? I did already. All right. And then 15 plus 8. So that's gonna be 2D6, 2D6, that's another fireball. Just shy of a fireball. 6, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 plus 9 is 21 points of damage.

1.1 points of damage. Four scorching rays. As you grab, the blade glows and your hand explodes into fire and most of them hit, it still seems to be resisting that damage, but he's getting just blasted by all sorts of fire abilities, and he's being worn down while he's still looking okay. With that, it is Herz's turn. Hersha is going to command Peyton use the dash action purely for flavor because she could totally get up to Fast Boy. She's gonna move this guy's body.

And in slow motion, she gets right up against him. She's gonna use her charging force to bonus action trove him to try and get him prone. So it's athletics check here. Voice. I got quick at 24. Okay, yeah. Well, that's made.

Is it like the D shivers? Is it like the shivers? Yeah, the shivered box. And I'm going to make two flail attacks against him. You see, effectively, almost two mounted combat. bat and thundering towards each other, a large musk ox, a dwarf on a musk, and it's swinging around a flail and this huge centaur-like demon, as she smashes the shield into it and collapses down to the ground. First attack is a 20. That'll hit.

Nice. The second attack is also a 20. Yeah, but she could be gaming. So I will see how this does. So, uh, I appreciated it. Thank you. Um, I didn't really get to actually look at. So 11 points of damage and I will, sorry, 11 points of bludging damage and I'll pump a first level divine smite into one of those.

An additional 11 points of radiant. Okay. Morden empowers Dakota with its glowing molten energy and it singes the flesh he's smashing Dakota As he's knocked prone, he's looking rough, but he's looking bloody, yeah. Okay, Iris are up. I am going to, I'm going to... Could you move me to be, I guess, within five feet of Toa? I would have had enough to get to there.

Perfect. I am gonna move my spiritual weapon. It can move 15 feet, I believe. 20 feet. Yeah, 20 feet. So it should be able to get up there because it can move through you guys. Right, then it can be yes. If you put it right in. So I'm going to use... Prook and fun!

Wait for it. And so I am going to hit it because I can move it and for pique the attack. So it will definitely hit, because I will natural 18. Nice. That last minute hand switch. Yeah, that really. I love Brady's the default battle music. It's good.

Seven points of damage. It's smacked into that. And then I am going to turn towards this motherfucker and he's told the dead. I love this motherfucker. So he has to roll a wisdom saving throw, I believe it is. Okay. Yep, against the 16. It's like patch-pane.

Mr. Centaur Jones. Only this motherfucker. That's a good natural one, yeah, you can't possibly pass. Okay, cool. Thanks. Yeah. Thanks, Mike. That's not my three, right?

Yeah. And so then I'm going to get 16 points of... aquatic damage. Nice. Oh shit. His ears are bleeding as he's looking very often. There's actually blood pouring out of his nose. I'm gonna turn towards him and I'm gonna say,

fuck you. You guys resist. That's my case. Yeah, if I had picked it, he's resistant to fire. And with that, it is Loofty. I mean, we were put on this. So I'm just gonna try to like just see in his head's bloody, just smack him across the face of this.

But you're already with get. My spells. My spoon. My spoon. Yeah, she's used that. It's got a 12 days like that at that place. Seven damage. Seven damage to number the only number three.

Seven damage to number three. The only got enough. Is it? Is it? It's exactly enough. Oh! Stop! It has to be thrown.

It has been off. And flies and he collapsed to the ground. Yeah, girl. Yeah, girl. I'm stuck on. And then I'm going to use my movement over to Fastboy. It's the one on the fence. And just kind of run at him, like just run with my spoon at him and jab him in the gut.

Spinning monk style. Spinning. Oh, that's so bad. Yeah, that's 14. His 16. So that misses, but I'll do an un- so I'm just kind of whiff with my spoon and kind of fall into him with like a shoulder attack on-armed. Okay. Get it, girl.

That'll happen. That'll shit. Five damage. Five damage. Five damage. The big fucker. Oh, no. Okay. Call me big fucker.

They call me big fucker. Oh, she's blessed. You miss and you bring your knee up. She used the potion of heroin. And it knees you in the gut. Oh, you need him in the gut. And Monsters 2 is the centaurs. They're all dead toe.

You're up. I have advantage. She's on the ground currently, right? He's still wrong. Okay, I will then attempt to leave side. Oh, she should have been advantage. You can hold the other one by the eye. Just see if you roll 20.

See if you got it at 20. Yeah. Nope. Well, but that means that attack would have him. So do you want your arms? Oh, I should have been advantaged on him? No. So you killed this guy and then you missed on him,

but you're advantaged. So. No. So you have an extra hit, darling. That second one you made? It's an actual hit. Just have damage. Just roll damage for a single unarmed. Yes. Four points.

Four, eight. Eight. Okay. There you go. Yeah, that second one you roll that 11 was for the advantage. When you did your second hit against him, you missed, but you should have been advantage. So as you smashed on the ground, you really are really off. I attacked twice, I hit twice. Okay. It's like 10 bucks. You suck. Suck on this. The longer Kelsey Blitz D&D, your brain just kind of smooths out. It just turns into like a smooth brain.

Yeah, I'm out with you. It was so nice when I just played one class. Why would I read Ph.P? When I have five lovely people around me who have already dressed. He's just on the ground. I just want to fucking just like sort of just right on the head. Just finished. Okay.

You see, as he's on the ground, Toa just steps over, this mass of Goliath, sits on him. grabs his mold that has grown to his size and flattens his head. His brain springs everywhere again. Before you describe anything else, you have to roll a DC-16 decks check.

Oh, yeah. It's a saving stuff? Yes. Yeah, because you add two to it because you're within 10 feet of me. Yeah, I'm blessed. There you go. Hashtag blast.

The fact that Andy is taking joy out of this is making my life. Wah, wah, wah. Damn it. It takes seven points of burn damage. Hold on, hold on. What's my decks, little. It's good.

It's a three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, That's 10, 13, 15. Miss. You take your seven points and burn damage. You get a drop. What's the DC? 16.

How much? She said 15. What's your... What's your... Dex saving throw. Was it 3 plus a 3? Right? Oh, no, you have 4 plus 4,

X plus 5, yes. You barely... Barely a miss. So what was the 7? 7 points, yes. Why are you relishing in this? And then it disappears. Damn.

Well, hold on. We don't know if the fights... Oh, yeah. Good call. Might not be. Purely for troll flavor. As you look to your left, and Zern is probably about 100 feet from you.

He is slicing in the swarm of insects. You see a massive blast of green gas spray over these demons. They're all choking and horribly dying. I did imagine him being like a poison user. And you see his sort of swimming in. As you look around, and you see soldiers are slaughtering demons.

You see hundreds of dead humans, thousands of dead demons and beast creatures all around the battlefield. And you see giants letting out a massive groans and collapsing. All of the beasts being slaughtered. And as soon as it looks like the massive army of Zentra is actually holding all the horde. Oh no. You hear all the trees of the forest shaking and rattling and massive glowing energy through the forest as the force is completely incinerated as you

see massive machines rolling onto the battlefield. Oh my god. Weald these massive wheeled machines made of this infertile-looking metal. They have These massive faces, gaping mouths full of infernal hellfire. Clawed appendages on either side, crackling with lightning. Four wheels on each. These exhaust pipes shooting out blazing hellfire. And his dozens erupt out of the forest

and start rolling towards dozens of machines. No, this is Ferengali. We're about to fight Tim Curry as the small. Yeah, I wish. Yes, do your best Hexas. Do your best Hexas. Actually, don't even know what Hexas sounds like. Talk slow.

That's a very distant. It's very modulated, right? So these are dozens of these horrible machines that we can't die by. Of these horrible machines. Can you just say delicious oil? How far away are they? They're probably, they're several hundred feet away and they're heading towards you.

I'm going to let you guys in there. I am going to wait in. until they're basically right on us, and I'm gonna cast these beak and both on all six of us. Okay, okay. So, um, as the, uh, all of the, the thousands, tens of thousands of beasts and demons, let out a massive roar,

as the thundering drums get louder and louder, as these massive infernal machines real and roll wheel and rocket towards you and I'm gonna show you what it looks like real quick. So roughly how much time do we have? Oh shit. You have like maybe a minute. I'm going to rest of the rest of you while you guys prepare.

I finish singing my song, if that's cool, everybody. Yeah. Just let it. Derek, we're going to need it. Sending sun beam protection from energy, magic weapon, dispel, magic, demy, plane, dimension, door. Blight, haze, knock, gate, sleet, slow, clone, maze, fly, shield, dream blur, and meteor form. Felix is sphere of fire. It's an orb of burning, and it's always turning.

Felix is fair of fire Once he casts and lights it There's no way to find it Incredible I named I named 63 of the possible 200 plus wizard spells in that song That's pretty good

That's pretty good So that's Felix So now we've heard Felix's song And Iris's song Yep And I'll eventually For those of us For those who are in our

stream Who haven't heard Iris's song You want to bless us with that because I read the motivation. Absolutely. My pleasure. The inspiration. The inspiration.

To Corgi approves. All grave clerics with their gods can shepherd souls like a new bestew. High on his mountain crop, Oweyo, respect the dead and pay them due. All rest of spirits and undead with your help ease their suffering. On my deathbed, oh, way, oh, I hope to see you. They're worshipping. The devout and the pious say, yeah. I don't always forget how that goes.

Hey, oh, eh, oh, yeah, all right. Wop like a tobacco. So my favorite part is when you say, like, I'm on my deathbed, I hope I see you there of worshiping. That's the best line. That is the way. You learned a little bit more about why I would say that.

Yeah, yeah, that is the best line of the whole song. And this is why we'll never get rid of Derek. He belongs to us when he likes it around. I literally am chained to the chair. I never live. I'm going to reach you to my pack and down my superior healing potion. I will also down my superior.

Oh, wait, are we, if I'm not a minute. It's not a short rest. It's not going to be a short rest. All right, so that's fine. I would care. Do you want to wait until Iris uses her Beacon of Hope to do that? Does that heal? That doesn't heal, does it?

No, Biggin and hope is. But it doesn't have maxed. It gives you max healing. Oh, well, the second that's done, I will down it. Okay. So I'm going to, so as you see that there's one, that there's one rolling directly towards you. Zern looks at you and he turns to you

and there's a flash of red energy in his eyes. And this will be for Zern as well, by the way. I can choose any number of creatures within range. What's the range? 30. As long as he's with us. He's a hundred. Oh, then never mind.

It's going to be a whole minute. I'm going to lose my fucking sphere. Can I have a greater? I'm going to lose my reason. Hold on. A writer? Oh, you won't need to roll it because you'll get max. You'll everyone get 40.

What I want? Well, you can still roll it. You can just take the max, okay? Okay. I've been working so long. Are we still under, are we going to be able to eat at still apply, right? Yes.

Peeler. Yeah, look, if we need a regular for being saved my superior. So we shake up the bottles and throw the dice out and heal up. Yeah, you'll still take the max as you feel these sand and weekends brought from, uh, sand is roughest course over the other. It does not get everywhere and you feel the warmth of the blessing. So the superior is 40 health, right?

Yes. And you see the battlefield as they're slicing through. These massive infernal machines roll forward and you see that some have arrived at the front line before the one that's getting you. You see one belched out a massive spray of this horrific, goopy hellfire, and you hear screams as dozens of soldiers are singed down to their boat. And they glow, and the machine's eyes glow as this happens. Oh, no. And you see some of them have crackling lightning from their hands that lash out and fry scores

of soldiers. as they are getting slaughtered by these machines. Do I recognize the machine from the diagram? Yes. Shit. These are the machines. All have advantage on wisdom saving throws and death saving throws. Ooh.

For how long? For a minute. So that's why I was doing it at the very last second. Like essentially right. So can I move all these corpses then? Yes. Give it a whole one. My channel divinity drops,

which is only for a minute. Wisdom and death. Oh, death. And I want you guys the position as this massive machine. I want to be up front like with Georgia. I'm still going to be torquered back. Yeah, I mean, I guess we're just going to stand behind our front line.

My spiritual weapon would be gone. It's only minute. We know how our front line works. We know our back line works. Yeah, right there. Yeah, we're good. Perfect. And I'm really true for initiative. Like in the middle, you know.

I'll be standing with iris. Yeah. Does this seem like a, like a creature type? Like this. It looks like a massive construct. It's a constant. It's a constant. It's an infernal construct.

Yeah. But it would fall mostly under closed It is a type of creature a construct. Yeah, motherfucker. I know. I'm holding haste. I'm wondering when to pull the trigger here. Good question.

How is the last? As long as I maintain concentration, like 10 rounds. It's usually good against a false flight. I just don't know what the thing, like, I don't know how we kill us in, right? Like this is where I'm like, if there are dozens of these machines, I'm thinking like, what do we do? What the fuck do we do? Falling down one at a time and pray to do this. Really?

Yeah. Kiss my partner. by. So as these machines, a sprint, you're gonna keep on to your initiative. As these machines barrel towards you. Zern looks at you, these eyes are blazing with this red energy, and he calls over to you like,

take that one down, I'll take as many as I can. And he immediately sprints away from all of the dozens of ogres that are swarming him as he cut through them and he raises his sword and he's heading towards another machine that's not too far from you. As, and so, initiative, 2025. 20. 20. Deprize? 15 and 20. 15. 15? Let me go first. All three, you got 15. You got 15. You got to ask Kersia. I don't, if you want to go before me, that's fine. I want to look at Toa. If you want to go before both of us, that's fine. I just have to go before

Toa. No, go before Toa. Okay. Then I'll go third. Yeah. Okay. So it's, it's him. You do that. 15. I are supposed to go first. Ten. Ten. Ten. 10. Go first before. Please, I can go first. You can go first. I can make sure. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, Persia before Felix. He's in brief. Yep. And I'll go before I. And then Luffy Iris. You can't really have like an...

Because we both got 10. Iris. And then... We got so many double rolls. So many double rolls. Jesus. It's like a pork roll. Taylor's pork roll.

I love Taylor's pork rolls. Taylor ham. Oh my god. So that's the question is the Taylor's hammer is at a pork roll? You see this massive machine rolling towards you. Its wheels are easily navigating the terrain. It's a pork roll.

As their access seems to be effortlessly handling it and whatever string to traction is, is allowing it to just barrel towards you as it is, its mouth is blazing with this horrible hellfire. And I'm going to place it. Do we recall from the, the, barlar, brablar, the diagrams, anything particular about its structure that would be useful to us at this point? Oh, good question. Yeah, that's a great question.

I mean, I studied the blueprints for the Revali for a long time. You said arcana? 18. That wasn't very good. Skills. 18. 15. 16.

16? 18. 18. 18. Felix is stupid what matters 20 I would

I want So I will say that As they're barreling towards you Something Um Uh Something strikes your Your memory

There's an infernal note That was written That was I believe No it was infernal Yeah it was an infernal Note written That

Um That there is a Weepoint That the the axes while they can navigate any terrain, that would be the place to avoid the most attack. So that would be probably a weak point that you did go. Oh, I remember this one. You told me this word. It said fragili. Yes. Fraggia. I think it's fragilla. But frigilla-negilla. I meant to say that while we were doing that thing, I wanted to use my

pearl power. Okay. Is the axes visible, though? Or is it an the underside of this. So it's on the underside, but it is moving up and down with the meal and it's soaking out a little bit. I will say that it'll affect the AC, but it'll affect the damage as well. Okay. Say that again, I'm sorry. So it'll affect if you're going for the weak point, it'll make the AC higher.

Because it's not completely visible. But if you hit it, it'll do more damage. Excellent. Yep. Nice, Mike. With an 18 on top, I don't know if this would help at all, but do I know, do I understand how it's being controlled other than that? Like, is there anybody in it on top of it?

You guys know that it is a sentient. It is a movement. Wait, what the? It has a mind of its own. Yeah, there's no one right. It has a mind of the, you know, on the eye that you see are the eyes of the actual living construct. So when I ask that souls are powering it, that could actually be a thing.

Yes. We just don't know. You know that they are harvesting souls for something. But we don't know if the souls are actually powering this living creature. No. Jesus. Your eyes are on the robin of it? It's a robin?

Yeah. It's a robin. It's a robin. It's a robin. It's a robin. fire is powering it kind of like the fire that I put out for the other guy. What you put out was a massive furnace of an actual fire. This is this horrible, hellish, like acidic, goopy, fiery business inside that is not something that like wind would put out.

This is far more heavy than that. It's a robot. Okay, it's a robot. It's a robin. Shit. I'm going to, uh, I'm going to look at it and I'm going to look at it and I'm going to to, for the sake of flavor, I'm going to do what I would normally do for Phantasmal Force and make like an illusion type operation, but it's dissonant whispers. Am I allowed to do that for this purpose? What kind of effect does that happen?

Oh, it's going to be a dexterity saving throw for it, and I get to do some damage. Is it an effect, or is it just a spell that you're using it? It is a spell that I'm using. So it's not a charm or anything like that. It is a spell. Okay. It's the first level of enchantment.

Yeah, I don't think it's mean or that kind of thing. Okay. Nice six lints. I guess I'll just whisper. I'm not going to do a bunch of crazy crap. It's free real estate. It has to make a dexterity saving throw. Dexterity?

No, wisdom, wisdom, wisdom. I'm sorry. I don't know why I said that. It's 17. 17 passes, unfortunately, so it'll take half of this. Why did we let him play D.M. It's demonic hellish soul. Doesn't understand what you're saying,

and it's inflicted me pain. It takes seven psychic damage. It takes seven psychic damage. You whisper to it. It seems to resist it barrels towards you. And it seems if you're not reaching, you're still, you tap into a consciousness of something, it is not seen to be affected by psychic damage as much as you would let. I'll turn to Lufty and I'll be like, it isn't free real estate. You'll give you inspiration.

That'll be the end of my turn. Okay. What's inspiration again? Munch. You got a D8 on any attack roll, a one time attack roll. Or a time attack roll or ability check or This came in. And you see this, these blazing, gooping, horrible, acidic mess inside the mouth, blaze up.

And what you saw melt, solace to the bone, blast out into a cone. All of you, I need a deck to-s-saving throw. What is it to? Wait, decks you saved? You said? To anyone that's within 10 feet of me plus two. So, me, DC-E-T and Caprice and I'm not.

The deck saving-saving-serre. You and me. It's still going to be damage. He said plus two. Plus two to save. It's a 60 foot fucking code. It's still going to be damages, but I got... Come on.

I got to roll wall one time here. Uh-uh. Is you my... Paper? You got to find a rolling zone. Yeah, you're probably right. You want the other side of my... No, thank you, though.

I need to... I got an eight, but I'm tempted to use a twist of faith. I'm going to use a twist of fate. Are we keeping track here? Yeah, Richie is. We go a lot. I would say... I'm going to use one.

Yeah. It's a dissing great, isn't it? Jesus. No, we should use it. I definitely pass. This is exactly why. I'm going to use one to 12. Do another one, Andy.

I ain't fucking hate this. I'm going to use another one. I mean, to count off two for me. I'm probably going to use another one, too. It's a 15. I mean, this is miserable. I'm going to take my chance with 15. I'm not going to sit here.

Can you use another one? Yes. Let me use a fucking D&D. I love hell. This is a little. is one we gave him to you, L.O.I. That's your worst. Thank you.

Oh, my God. Because you will respect your bed. You're a fucking wizard. You should use one. You will die. 15 is good. No, dude. No, no.

Use one. I've already used two. I've made my decision. I've used two. I'm not going to use any more. Mine's a 10. Oh, geez. Okay, mine was a 22, by the way.

Yeah. So everyone asks, it's half of this. It's not over yet. What was the DC? 18. Oh, fuck. What would you have had to roll in 18? 15.

I would have had to roll, yeah, at least a 15. I mean, like, it's reasonable, but it's still going to be hard and it's difficult. Thank you for that part of inspiration because I used it immediately. I wanted to use Shieldmaster against the die her and it was nice. 36 points of fire damage. Oh, good, I'm going. 36 points of fire damage have for, um...

That's like nothing. Does acid fire David make a difference for anybody? Not for me. It burns the flesh to that's a bit. 18 points of damage. So we'll make a difference. So you will, so for you. I reduce it by five.

Yikes. Wow. Fire damage. Wow. It's 10 points of fire. You should be five points of fire damage. 36, you said? And then, was that?

How much is it? 36 total. I got an natural 20 on my concentration. So we still a beacon of hope. Okay. So was that fire damage? It was fire and acid. It was fire and acid.

It was fire and acid. as this blazing, gooping mess just hits all of you. And that is going to be its turn. That tastes gross. Okay, hurt you go. That tasted good. Where are the spokes on the sides? Yeah, by the axes that are connecting the wheels to this creature.

And the mouth of it is just in the front. Yeah, it's circling in the front. This massive hellish face, it has two massive horns and all these exhausts on it. Okay. Are the exhaust pointing out, do I feel like I would take damage from it being on the side of it? I would say it's very high up, but you would not be getting blasted. It's being blasted upwards in the sky. Okay. I'm going to move 5, 10 with Dakota. I'm Peyton. Did you roll for Payton for the damage? Oh, no, I didn't. She has to make it. Sorry.

She'll vaporize if she's zero. Yeah. She probably won. Yeah, that's what I meant. I just announced it. I'm sorry. She gets close to Colin. She gets two to come in one. So that would have been 18. Decks, 18 barely passes. No, it would have been half of 36 was 18.

18. So she has four hit points left. Okay. I'm gonna hop off of her after we move up 10 feet. Like with her? So this way 10 feet. Yep. I'm gonna hop off of her and use the rest of my movement

to get to the get to the spokes and I'm going to telepath with the communicator. I'm going to roll initiative for her right now to charge at the spokes on her turn. So she, her initiative is minus one. So she's a 15. 15. So she can go after Toa.

That's after, they both got 15, right? Oh, okay. So she's last. She can be dead last. No, we got 10. Oh. So yeah. So she'll go after Toa. I'll move out of the way of the spoke slightly if you want to turn me up like this way or that way, just so that she has a direct charge pack. And then I will make two attacks against the spoke.

I moved you that way so you're not standing in front of the acid cone again. Oh my god. Thank you. We should use the Gorgon mini as Yeah. Oh. Mike, grab the Greg from our very first stream session ever. Yeah. The Gorgon. Unless you would rather use this big guy. Oh, is that a huge monster. Oh, I want to milk this guy so badly.

That's a weird thing to say, Derek. It's from the Faye Wilde. It's a perfect. Okay. Now we have a Peyton. Oh, sweet. Sorry, I just noticed that. Thank you. Yeah, you want. Thirteen. You're welcome.

Thirteen misses. And the other one will miss two of the 12. You're attached playing after you're off of the wheels. off of the wheels, no damage at all to it. I will bonus action. Yeah, actually I'll hang on to my thing. For good measure, just to see if this does anything, I will bonus action attempt to shove the spoke.

Or like clang in it somehow just to like, angrily jam it. You attempt and it does not button you to pro. Okay, cool. So with that, it's first turn. Please don't do that. My turn? Yep.

I'm going to cough up a lot of blood. Oh. And, God, it's smart being on this end of that. Tolla, now! And I'm going to catch haste on Tella. Okay. You got it. And then I'm going to use my bonus action to drink a potion, and it is max healing, correct?

It's max healing. So, well, that's if I use my superior. I have a greater. That would be 20. I'm going to use the superior. And just go to full. Did you reduce the damage? I did. I did. Thank you.

I'm all right. I'm good. I'm good. And that'll be my, uh, and I run. Uh, and I run and uh, you feel uh, uh, Felix, your pan glows the shimmering, uh, silver. And you're like, Kermit like, ah, oh, they clocking faster, faster, faster and Toa, you remember this feeling, uh, you are hyped up and heightened and you, uh, feel very hasted. Uh, with that, it is Toa's turn. Uh, I'm going to run up. Thank you, Felix. I'm gonna run...

I mean, my speed is so fucking insane. I'm gonna literally get, like, over on this side, and I'll say, come get me! And I'm going to attack him twice recklessly. Okay. Yeah, so you double speed, plus two AC, and an extra attack. Yep.

Map of 20? Boom! Woo! Got to get that. Nice. Yes, go to the last. Okay. A 19 plus eight.

That hits, yep. Which one of those died did you get an apple 20? Man. The pink one. I knew it. Oh, this is cocked. Hold on. Good.

That's good. Is it? It's not. I know. I don't know what you guys are from. That's still like a print and a regular attack. Yes. That's good.

So one, two, three, four. Hold on. Five. Is we have any more D-4s? Yes.

I need two more. That's all. All right. That's six. That's two. Oh, those are you six. What did you need? Four.

No. No, I just wasn't bringing up at anything. Pretty bad. Whatever. 1-1-1. So 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 18, 19, 21, 21, 21, 22, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26 damage to the spokes on this side. 26. Duh, is your weapon magical?

Ooh. No. No. So as you smash in, one manages to bounce off the wheel, however the other do smash in. It looks like as if your hammer is not, your mole's not doing as much, but however you're hitting it, you hear a lot of cracking.

So it bounces out. So 26 points of damage? Yes. 22 points of damage. Okay. With that, it is... Dakota, not Dakota's turn. Peyton's turn.

Peyton is going to back up 10 feet. and then she's going to use the rest of her movement to charge and attempt a ram attack on the spoke that'll miss with a seven okay that misses

you see this huge musk just lumbering forward and it trips a little bit on the terrain it's never done this before does not yeah it's nervous it's its first time you got this paint in And then she's going to back up 10 feet again,

because she's got 40 movement total. And that'll be her turn. Can it make an opportunity to do? Yeah, opportunity attack. It is going to make an opportunity attack. Oh, damn. It's disadvantaged. Why?

Because he's marked by my fucking. Ghost shit. It may. Oh, Lord. Ghosts. You're spirit, shit. I don't think he can make an opportunity. You would have to turn, right?

It does not have any attacks. That's bad. That's real bad. Yeah, so we cannot make an opportunity attack. Good news. Spending up guys, what? So you all see that that does not make an opportunity attack, so I will let that speak for itself and I'll be here. I risk doesn't know that though, so.

Felix squints in the distance. Look, zero. Let's see. What is that? What is it doing? So I'm going to come in on 20, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 30, 30, 40. 40. Two spoon attacks directed at the axis.

Yep. That long increase the AC? So that's 20. This thing. Okay. I try to get in line with this thing. I don't really know where to go. Oh, that's 14, 15, 16.

Misses. Okay. And what do I do for the damage or do you decide? Oh, yeah. It'll be vulnerable because you are, it's not magical, it'll be email. That was shitty dicks. Five damage.

Shitty dick. Five damage. It smacks in. And then just be. being like really angry that I missed that one attack, I'm gonna just kick it like you do in a used car lot. Yeah. You damn shit. That probably is not good. So nine and uh...

16 that misses, right? Uh, 16, yeah. Okay. Um, okay. Nine more damage, you said? Or nine ahead. Uh... You rolled a one.

I rolled five damage. That's awful. I missed everything else. Okay, cool. You have a good. You're trying to hit these moves it immediately. But as the wheels are moving and it's tugging along and it's very difficult to hit, it's going to be very well protected.

It takes a very well-time strike to actually hit these things. Okay, with that, Iris Rout. I am going to cast Mass Healing Word at a second level. So y'all are going to get... Max Healing. Yeah, but it's still just mass healing words. It's still eight, 10? It's nine.

Nine healing. So everyone's gonna get nine healing. Yeah. Thank you. Our mom. Yes. You're welcome. Yeah.

Yeah. That's great. And then... I'm appreciative. Thank you. It is not time for the sands to claim any of you. And then I'm going to rush forward. I'm going to cast whole the dead on its spokes.

Okay. Making up on its spokes. So it's... BOR. It has to make a wisdom saving throw somehow. Bong. So I'm told the dead. that is spokes it is you have this be a physical attack on the spokes to actually do the

vulnerable so you're affecting it's like brain okay um we got bear with our DM here he's he's going out and left field here on us um then i will not to do that this is a unique thing that we i've never fought anything like this before this is very unique do you want to stay here yeah i don't see why i wouldn't i don't know any better spin out fucking rub you guys don't know that We just got hit with a comb. Yeah, I mean, that's spreading out because we got hit by the comb. Right. I'm just saying you guys wouldn't know that that's all it can do.

I'm trying to get around. I don't know if it's all it can do. I'm trying to get around like its side. Yeah, I guess we'll still regularly pull the dead because I don't have anything else like to do. It would fail. Okay. And it has been damaged, right?

Yes. Hell yeah. Thanks to Peyton. Oh, where is my thing? Okay. Payton did shit to it. Payne didn't hit. Oh.

She looked- 17. 17. 17. You see it start to rattle as necrotic is actually one of the few damage type is not actually resistant to. Wow, that's good to know. Oh no, I'm not. I guess you can see it.

Oh, wait, 17. That's actually... Chabra-a-Doo. Okay. With that, Caprice, you're up. I will move. will move. Give me six faces towards

Peyton. Just straight in the line. Yep. Just get me all the way. Yep, that's perfect. And I will I'm still playing like a ditty version of what I've been singing earlier but I'm like losing, I'm running out of words. So I... Spaghetti pineapple.

But I will cast fairy fire on it. It has to make a dexterity saving throne. I am very slow. It's a 14. It fails, so everyone has advantage on it forever. Yeah.

Like that. And then we'll, uh, beep, beep, do, do, do, well, fairy fire is an area. It's an area, but it's the only who it's affected. Huh? I get to choose. I don't think it says on there that you choose who it affects. No, fairfrey.

Each object in a 24. Oh, no, it's everyone. No, it's everyone in the area. Can you, like, clip it so it's like, yeah, I'm going to do a diagonal, like, diamond. I play Sophie. Is it a... It's a 20-foot cube.

Oh, cube. So, yeah, you could get the corner, I guess. Yeah, I'm just making the corner. I'm hitting it with the corner. And... In the area. Yeah. Well, we can't go invisible, guys. Yeah, don't go invisible.

So, a magical glowing purple energy hums around this machine now. You see, we're all advantaged on it. And I will use my bonus action to cast viciously. mockery. I'll be like, you stupid, you spokes, you dummy. And then

make it wisdom saving throw out. Wisdom. You stupid idiot. I'm spokes, dumbass. It fails. 11, it does. All right, it takes. What kind of damage is this?

Psychic. It takes fucking three. Wait, if you roll since you roll the three. You roll the three. It takes one point. Please don't shame my folks, I do not like being shamed. And with that, it is, oh, it's turn.

No, I'm not, folks, please stop, no, no, no. That was a mess. That was much better. That's nice Stephen Hawking. I was just working, work it, work it, yeah, that's right, that's right. You see as this, uh, this, uh, this, this, this, this, uh, machine turns and, uh, it's, With a hell, Derek. It's, uh, it's...

No one's within five feet of me. Hand, uh, glows with sparking energy. And it slashes onto you, Herjad, because I believe that's the best, yeah, that's the... That is going to be a... Is it an attack roll? Uh, it is an attack. It's disadvantage. It's a spell attack.

It's disadvantage. As long as it's an attack, period. 22 to hit Hurdala. Damn. That is. And it blasts. in as it zaps you. This thing's not fucking around.

No. No, no, it's not. This lightning wip hits you for... Ooh, a lightning whip. A lightning whip. Quit. It's really nice. Why are you saying it like that?

20 points of bludgeoning damage and... Oh boy. 20 points of bludgeoning damage and... Oh, thanks. Felix is like, get me next, daddy. Jeez, ew. Ew. She's Louise.

Maybe you would do it. There's more than one way which is mockery. That's right. I am at one hit point. We'll reduce it by seven. As the massive whip smashes onto Persia and zaps her.

And it arcs out of everyone perjazzing towards you, Caprice, Lofti, and toe and they're all of you to make the dexterity saving throw. Is it black? Dexterity saying? What is your- Maya, that is even after I healed you for 20?

Mm-hmm. Oh, what's your total hit points? 79. I've been taking a lot of hits for you guys. I know you were low. Damn. I just took like 50 damage basically. Uh, 20-7. Um, so it did the lightning thing

and I didn't have to make a save for that? No, that's an attack. So it's a 23, an attack roll. Okay. And then that's- So then everyone needs to make a dexterity savings. 22 for me. I'm guessing Peyton does two.

No? No, okay. It's five, it's up to three features. All day. So you're gonna take half of this in lightning damage. You guys have, oh my god. Let it be shite. You take no fucking way.

You take half of nine. Nine lightning damage. Four damage. Four damage. You should put four land. Mike, did you know that half of nine is four? It is. It is.

And that is the lightning wheel. Damn. Not in D&D, it's not. Slammed down. That's what it does. Yep. Because it's everyone with Annette. Yeah, herges and range of all three of you.

Okay, cool. As it arcs out of Persia, the lightning flits. Well, at least it didn't hit Peyton. Oh. Payton still up. Payton has almost as many hit points as I do now. And that is going to be its turn. No, Peyton should have 20 more.

Oh, that's right. With that hurt, you're up. Everybody ain't cool. So Payton's at full health. All right. I'm bringing out the big, oh, fuck. I think this is the boss fight. I've made a mistake.

As you can see here. I've made a grand mistake. That is called a tactical boo-woo. I want to do this, but I should have done them here. Did I feel like the lightning lash thing came out from something within it, or did it just like... It's from its hands. So the little panes. that are like attached to its side.

Okay. Basically, doosh, lightning flails smashed into you. And then sat out from it. Do I see its turning mechanism, like within sight other than the axle? Yeah. Yeah.

What you see is just the axis, whatever. There's nothing additional besides. Like, do I see gears or anything that I could jam? No, no, no. Okay. Just the, it's very, very, very well-made. Okay. Because like, I will, I will, um,

use my action to pump all of my lay-on hands into myself for 35 points of feeling. I will, I will sidestep it. Okay. And then- In which direction, this way? In which. No, she's like staying in range so she doesn't take- Oh, she- Yeah.

Yeah, and then. You can go more if you want. Outstanding move. How tall? How tall is this thing? It is probably 15 feet tall, front of your eyes. You're welcome. Thanks Andy.

I want to try climbing. I'm funny when no one else says. Okay, make athletics check a disadvantage. Uh, 11. 11. You, uh, oh, that would be your action to try to climb it anyway. So, or... Well, I use my action, I want to use my movement to try to climb it. I would say that because it's a creature, you need to use your actual action to try to scale it.

Uh, okay. And so, because you don't have climbing speed. Then, um, I use my action. I'm not gonna do anything crazy for my bonus action. I'm trying to save my spell slots here. I will just get within, I'll get next to Toa then for the rest of my movement and that'll be my turn. Okay.

So you run over to Toa. Placing your hand on yourself. You channel power more than heals your wounds considerably. With that it is feeling this turn. Okay, I am going to, I've maintained concentration on the, and I'm gonna maintain concentration. I'm going to cast ice knife. Okay.

He's disadvantaged, or I have advantage, correct? Thank you for reminding me. Alright, I'm fine. Then I'm going to go for the spoke. You're ice-knifing him? I'm ice-kinifing him. Yes, and I'm advantaged. Okay.

Yep. Your fire. 15 plus 8. Yep. Yes, no. 23. The pool is doing great. Yeah.

We used a whole bunch, thank you. Really, really really really. It's going to be 2D6. Sorry, on a hit, it's 1D10. Yep. Then it says the target in each creature, oh, on a hit or miss, the shark, okay. I'm sorry. I lied.

I apologize. You have to make a deck 16 saving throw, so I cannot aim for the spokes, correct? Because it's not an attack. I don't make an attack roll. I'll play for the body, that's fine. So deck 16 on your end. I apologize. Jesus Christ.

Dexterity, everybody. That is a 15. So it's a miss, so you're going to take 1D10 and 2D6. Okay. I don't like that one because it freaks me out with the extra number. percent. Not bad. 14 points of damage. Fourteen points of damage. The knife flies in and hits the side of it and it shatters as frostiness and gets kind of burned out, but it is taking some damage. That will be my turn. Frosty's Nets. Okay. Toil you're up. I will stay right

there and I'm going to hit it three times. Hit it and quit. But I'm advantaged because of fucking Fury. Hit it good. 20-something. 18 for the spokes? 18. 18 misses for the spokes. Wow. It is not hit the bottom.

No, you've got to choose what you're doing. That hurt. Right, right. I don't care for that. Damn. 21? 21 hits the spokes. Two hits.

Two hits. Ooh, that's really bad. That's terrible. 24, six, seven, eight. nine horrible terrible terrible 2021 21 2nd 2012 23

23 the image one of your mole tax gets knocked off of one big two minutes of smash and it starts a crack that's starting to rumble okay is it you're smashing it is it's still going

with that it is the ox's turn it's going to back up yeah it's going to back up 10 feet and then charge 20 and then yes exactly like that's going to use the power of its fletchalance

which is Persia's middle name to make a ram attack against it oh 14 does not hit so it'll just stand there and be in the way and moo at it and that'll be its turn do ox or do ox move or do ox move

I don't know what they sound like I'm sure it will be able to can you please make the noise of what what Peyton sounds like Maya? I mean it is your steed after all. Yeah, don't break my immersion. Please? I figured it wouldn't move. I actually don't want to do it then. Tell us what it sounds like. Mia. Beautiful. Let's give it. I gotta give it up. With that, it's like, move. All right. I'm gonna make two spoon of time, common. Not aiming at the axles.

Yep. Move, move, move. So that's a lot. Seven plus the 22. Your advantage. Yes. Oh, I didn't do that for for moo. For moo. Go moo.

So I still would have hit, but not a thing. No criss is terrible. No crickering. It's not going to be. It's a little bit. Pardon me, my name is Miss Peyton. And I would like to take you. Now, as that voice, always.

He's really sad when her just seed is far more polite and symbolized than she is. Yes. Yes. Except the farmy charge. It's got like the watch bangs and it's just like, excuse me. Yeah.

Okay, so all three of those show are over 20. Yep. So you're hitting the spokes, you can roll damage. That was rather cool. Not just normal. Just a bottle, yep. Yeah, because I would have had to hit high racing for that. Um, um, uh, so it's nine,

Nine, ten, uh... Are your attacks... 22. No, no. Okay. So, 22 damage. As you are beating up on it, however the body seems to be absorbing a lot of it. What do you mean they are?

You're a monk. You should have magical hands at this point, right? Level six. She's level seven. Under features and traits. It should be like... Magical hands. It's not fun.

You know, if you read... Jaz hands. Tell us about to catch these magical hands. That's what I'm going to say. I believe it's for seven. It might be eight. I can clap with one hand. Utterly ridiculous.

Yeah. Please don't ever do that. Unarmed strikes count as magical for the purpose of overcoming resistance and immunity. Yep. There you go. Okay, so you are smashing into this thing. So only one of them is then.

Yeah. Oh, the spoon you're big. Any unarmed. Any unarm. But right, the spoon is not magical. So only one of those counts. Okay, so I'll just see. Yeah, just average.

Okay, cool. With that, it's just, Is our turn. And I'm actually going to like kind of back away from this dude. Invoke, did you use your, are you disengaging or? It's, no, it can't. It doesn't hit me. It doesn't, no attack.

Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. It just burns us all the death. I am going to . We'll kill this guy and the boss is going to show up. Going to cast, told the dead on him again. Okay. with some saving. Yeah, I mean, I'm all at this point.

I've pushed all of my chips into the center of that. I mean, we clearly have the rest of the battlefield to figure out. Thirteen. Fails. I have to do some bad-fetched shot figure. Waltz on my turn. 19 points in the product damage.

19 points in the product damage. Okay. Nice. And then. And then, you hear the tolling of the bell of Anubis as it rattles and takes the full damage. And I'm going to cast my spiritual weapon on it. Okay. That is going to whack him.

And that is going to be a little bit. and his spoke. Got it? 16. 16 misses the spoke and body. It swings in and that would be vulnerable because it's magical.

And so it swings in the crooked flailover misses, clanes against the side of the wheel. With that, it is Capricis's turn. I heard, are you okay? I'm at like half.

Half isn't bad. Do you want to be not half? if you don't mind otherwise I would save it for someone else yes this is a little different and I'm going to polymorph you if you will accept I will accept

and trust you okay my man you are now a giant ape so an assalade so an assalon you're now a giant oscelon holy shit

look guys an osophon so I do that and And then I'll turn to the monkey. You're really fucked now. Vicious mockery. It has to. Oh, my God.

Holy shit. That's awesome. V-16. Shit, fuck you. And then it'll take three points of psychic. I already cut it in half. From the, from the, we'll succeed it. It was six.

And it was a seven. To cycle. So one. What? God damn. That does nothing. I'm a huge piece now. It does seem to do a tiny bit of damage.

As you see Caprice does a little ditty on his viol, and you see her should turn into a huge ape creature. And I didn't know that was a thing. And with that, it is its turn. And you see its mouth as kind of refilling the liquid. She's now king king. I love T-KK. You see the swirling, you hear this loud

as a, it almost goes silent for a moment and a Thunder cannon directed at the center of Luffy, Peyton, Caprice, Felix is going to blast. Everyone in that

needs to enjoy. Where does you want to hear during a fight? Thunder Canyon. A deck saving throw. Can you tell us exactly who again? Because you didn't mention me. Everyone, everyone except for, except for, um, Towa and, uh, Puritan.

Oh, wow. So, Dex saving you. I'm trying to think if there's anything I can fucking do. Um. 22. Pests. I don't know. Oh, boy. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Now I'm a huge creature. I mean, I'm sorry. Yeah. But you're not effective. Huge, huge. Huge, huge. Oh, it's huge.

14. 14. 14 fails. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. Four for Kate. I know that's... I fail. Yeah. That's a huge. Is it? Yes.

Yeah. Oh, fuck. There's nothing I can do this to like up my decks. Like I can do things to up my AC and protect myself. So that the art isn't too? Yeah. So what is this then? That's the giant. I'm the giant. Oh, got it. Welcome to black and white three.

I love that game. Stop! Stop! Yeah, because you can't be King Kong, you're now Queen Queen. Oh, Queen Queen. Oh, Queen Queen. I love to keep you. 2.Q for short. 21 points of bludgeoning damage.

So can you describe this? What is this thing? It is a massive Thunder cannon and blasts this kinetic force and blast out. The huge ordinance comes out. 21. 21 points of thunder damage. Yeah. Two.

Half if you pass? Half if you pass. And... Wait, just Fury fire or drop? Fairy fire already dropped when I cast Polymorph. Oh, okay. That's what I mean. And, wow, only 13 points of thunder damage.

Only. 22 plus 13. 20 plus 13, yeah. So, fuck me. Half a bit past. Okay. So 35 damage total? Yes.

Okay. So Peyton just evaporate into this celestial. That is. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Miss Anvilheart, I don't feel so good. Yeah. Have I used. Man, I'm so excited for end game.

Holy shit. I'll use it. Yeah, I'll use it by 10. Does that help at all? On the odds. Was it 35? What? It would have been 25.

Oh, we think even on the oxen instead of somebody else. My turn's coming up. It wouldn't have helped. It wouldn't have helped because she's 20. Sorry, no, no, it's a 30-foot range. Oh. 22 HP. Okay, whatever.

It was 30, whatever. Yeah, it's last. I can't see. Everyone else. It was black. It was like, everyone else's out of range. That was a very grace. It was like, uh,

I try to be respectful. This is what the oxen looks like. I love that one. That's perfect. I do. With that is her's turn. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.

The sound of the one. It's immune to pro unless I try. I'm never going to flip it over. I would say it would be. She's a giant. I would say probably, it would probably not. But she's bigger than it. I'm the same size.

Yeah. Very strong, though. All right, I will make... You get the multi-attack, I think. I do get the multi-attack. If I enhanced her ability and gave her double her strength, could she throw it? I want her to suplex the infernal machine. Yes. I will make two fist.

I would say... I'm not doing that. Do you still have moonbeam, imagine? You still have Beacon of Hope, yes. Thank you. I would say, depending, if you wanted to try it, because we're a huge creature, If you wanted to try to flip it. Just listen to hesitation in Mike's voice, though.

That's all I'm going to say. They're going to fall. And be a high DC. I'll just make my spoke attack. Getting very angry after seeing Peyton dissipate. I think that one will hit. Plus nine. So yeah, 25.

It's a CR7. I'm hitting the spokes. Can I use a twist of fate to see if this else? Of course you can. Do the thing, do the thing, do the thing. I think that one will hit. 20 but non-natural, so two hits. 20 hit, yeah.

Oh, it's 10 foot reach. Okay, good to know, good to know. 3D 10, so it's gonna be 6010 plus 12 bludgeoning. Nice. Is it polymorph creature magical or no? No. Okay. So we'll just take this straight damage.

It literally just turns her into the animal. Got it. So, two, four, 60, 10. You are so right, it can. Come on. No. So 10. Nice.

20. Nice. 25. Holy shit. 33. 42. That's a one. So 43.

Plus. Jesus. It plus 12, right? Yeah, plus 12. So 43. 55? 55 points of bludgeoning damage.

55 points to the smokes. It's massive 8th. Here comes in murder. It's not in trouble. It is fucking full-out attack on tight. You didn't take a full of all that or half?

Well, it would have been half because it's the spokes. It does the full damage. Oh, right. 55 points of damage as you see hers who's now an 8th. Just going 8th shit into this.

And that's how he is. Probably more. Yeah. It's a big green. We tried in prime. then we all die. Yeah. It would have been a TPK.

It's still, right. It's still, it's still, it's still, it just wasn't. I just didn't get to go full Crocko mode. I know. I know. As these spokes are blasted, she banana slams the shit out of the sand. It's literally K-Ks down me. Incredible.

Yes. Kew damage. And that smashes the spokes. It is actually looking incredibly rickety. As you hear, and it's starting to fall apart. It is looking. absurdly rough after that massive hit.

Wow. Okay. I will move to the other side of Toa. You'll take an, oh, you will not. Oh, no, will I? No. It doesn't have an attack action. That's right.

I keep forgetting that. And you have 10 foot reach, so you don't even have to get up to it. Oh, yeah. You can move to there. I will, I have, how much movement? I have 40 movements. Oh, I have 40 climbs. Get on top of that fucking thing.

Also, all over. I'm going on top of it. I don't give a fuck. Can you start throwing your shit out of it? Totally. I'm going to just put your token on top. She's just putting it in a truck. She's just going to keep this here so that way you're...

She literally is king-calling. I can't cram you as a hot. And she's a grab onto the sauce. Yeah. And you heed yourself up. She's swatting an imps that are flying. You mean it's a knock of you eggs down. I'm holding a damn ill in distress.

Fireballs coming in and she swats it backwards towards all the demons and explodes them. I'm kidding. And that's my choice. All of a sudden you see your pick-lofty up and start to be it. I'm so pleased to have delivered this gift under the age. Ice knife. Okay. How is it pronounced?

Oh my God. Can I forget how I pronounce it? Can I? Kiniff. Kiniface. Can I fade. And then, yeah, so ice knife to deck 16.

Yep. All 13. Go, we go. Five, six, bullshit. Seven. That is. Fucking trash. Seven whole points of ice can I fee damage.

And then I will gain 20 hit points using my greater healing potion. And then I'm out of healing. You fling the knife at it and it blasts it. It does a little bit of damage. It is looking rough as its eyes are going wild. Totally rough. I'm just going to, seeing that it's weak, I'm just going to fucking go ham. I just try to finish it off here.

A miss? Use your twist of fate if you want. By the way, this is all of this is reckless. Yeah. Uh, or yeah, actually, I will use this Swiss the State. I used one earlier. Did you mark that off? I did.

Okay, go. So hold on, I'm gonna use one. So 12, so a 19, does a 19 hit? 19, you're right. That's forever. Tois, Greedy's the wrong. Yeah. I can't do that.

I throw toe up. Something like, I get. Oh, no. Um. Some day I might get more, but. I was, I've one more attack. That's 20.

We've got to give it up. I watched it. It was like 20. I can't remember the last time I rolled in that Tony. These are fucking

burn attack it's been a long time. Here, here roll this. We're just out of curiosity. Yeah, just roll that. Like next time I roll. No, just roll now. Right now, see what you get.

It'll be bad. 19 damage. The night. I'm unlucky. Yes. Yeah. Let's just say that Herzah killed it. That's way cooler.

Yeah. Or I will assist in whatever way that you would help. I basically want to be able to like, I'll just shove my mall into the gears and that allows like the ape to, or the exhaust, something. Yeah, yeah. So that Hersia can literally just remember. Just move.

She and I are killing it together. So as Herzia is climbing up, you smack the, uh, the axle. You timed it just right. And only thanks to. you feel like to just slam it in. You're allowed crack. And meanwhile, as Herja is climbing up this thing, it starts to crumble,

and as it starts to lose its stability, the massive ape is able to just tear the thing apart. It clatters, and unless it's... As it collapses, as its eyes go dark, and it's a scrap metal, and this sickening... A cynic ooze. And as the machine falls around you,

you look to the side, Zern is now considerably far away from you. As you see the wreckage of two of these infernal machines in his wake. Roughly how far is he from now? Just him? Like 100 feet? Yeah, just him.

It was like 100 feet a while ago. Oh, shit. And, and. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. He's probably 300 feet away at this point. Oh, okay.

And you see that some of the machines have been brought down by the, uh, by some of the soldiers in the artillery. Okay. And, uh, however, you see a, uh, some of them, however, are plowing through. And some almost make it to roll and they're just defeated. However, there are some that are still going. And as they get, their eyes will brighter and brighter the more soldiers that they kill with these infernal machines.

and and Zirn turns you in, says, they almost destroy it. You see, he's completely covered in demon blood and monster blood. As a tabaxy, how long would it take me to get to him? I would say, what's your, what's this friend? Double my movement speed. So what's your movement speed? 30.

30, so that if I'm sprinting 60, 120 if you did a dash, right? Yes. So 120 if I do it. 122. Less than 30 seconds. Like it would be literally, yeah, 20 seconds. I'm gonna rush to him, cast death ward on him, and then rush back.

Okay. So you sprint up to him and he barely notices you as you place your hand, you cast death ward, as he sprints forward to another machine. And as he's running forward and as you're running back, you hear and the trees now rumble. As the glowing eyes of the machines that are alive are, are, are,

are blazing wide now and the trees ahead that haven't been destroyed. You would see one false, another false, and then out from the forest, a massive, massive statue. It seems to be a brass statue, far larger than the one that you had killed. Oh no. Than the machine that you killed. It is being pushed by dozens of minotaur. horse as as it as you see that as it's closer and closer you hear the faint wailing of children on the winds

as this massive furnace in its belly you see that is the shape of a humanoid looking figure two massive horns coming out of a blazing helmet blazing out of its eyes and its mouth as it is it is pushed forward this massive statue deflame blazes more and more and more and Zern immediately stops what he's doing and turns to it and his eyes

go wide and for the first time since you have seen him you actually see fear as I'm going to use a bonus action to chub my spirit here on potion. We're so far I'm like that's so fun. This is over advantageous is going to fall you

you you see his eyes filled with fear as a massive swirling circle of demonic hellfire spins around the statue as this massive statue is continued to be wheeled further and further and as this massive demonic circle rises it begins to go the statue as the blaze erupts around it and Zern turns to you and he says it's his mowoc and you start to see the statue begin to move as flesh begins to appear beneath the statue and the demonic portal rises and you see him look up to the sky as storm

clouds roll over. He thrusts his sword into the air and he says, my queen, give us the blessing we need. And he lets out a roar that turns into a guttural croak as he begins to grow inside. His eyes blaze red and he hunches forward and two massive wings sprout from his back As you feel an extreme sense of dread, but also power over all of you. As you all get the benefits of the long rest. No, yes. By high general Zerner, and that is where one's seven. No.

No. You could give me a lot. I was working tomorrow. That would be a little bit. I turn to Caprice and I go, hey, we're in over our head here. He's so good. I think true. Nice.

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