Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 18 | The Final Sacrifice: Part 2

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:01 Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Felix Ackerman, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time. Thousands of soldiers on either side are still clashing, blooming over you. What? No way. What?
Starting point is 00:00:18 He is getting weak. We shall win this day. You attack the wrong city devil, and he flies upward. And as he literally trunks the shit, like Frisa and trunks, As he's slicing forward on the Moloch, as Moloch is teleporting up higher and higher. Now 120 feet above you. They begin to have an anime battle in the sky. As he smashes down, his wings no longer there.
Starting point is 00:00:47 You look up and you see now that Zerun is looking down. His face now return to normal. The massive form of Moloch crumbles to the ground. Massive pillar of flame, erupts out of him and Zern has to dodge out of the way and suddenly you hear the banging of war drums Bar for Matt, Bar for Matt, Bar for Matt, Barthormat, Barthor Matt. You then look behind you and Zern his eyes are wide with furious anger and the trees begin to shake. An enormous bullhead rising well over the tree line. All of the beasts are in
Starting point is 00:01:31 inspired and let out a roar in exchange, and they thunder into the forest, and the massive bullhead turns and begins to stop away. I believe that they have done what they sought to do. They sacrificed that creature. Or should I say we sacrificed that creature? And now they have risen that bull beast and are going to fulfill whatever duty they actually have. We've been dupe friends. You begin to sprint back towards Central. You all have just defeated Moloch with the help of High General Zern, who underwent a crazy transformation and showcased his power and assisted you. However, you brought him down all the same. And- Can you put a new bit in the map chamber?
Starting point is 00:02:25 And it looked as if Moloch had been expecting some kind of help. However, when you brought him down, there was great chanting to Baphomet as, Pillars of fire went out as the Iron Legion began treating, and you saw the physical manifestation, the massive miniature, Baphimet, emerge from the forest and turn away and walk back into the clockwood as the rest of the Horn Legion, fairly decimated by the battle that had just happened. The remnants escaped, and High General Zern ordered a full retreat. As you all made your way across the battlefield, Toil carrying Zern along the way, he said, I'm fine, I'm fine. And you let him down, and he walked the rest of the way,
Starting point is 00:03:23 polishing himself up a little bit, trying to fix his hair, casting some magic to heal his wounds with some assistance from the party. the heavy gates of Zentra close shut behind you as soldiers immediately swarm officers swarm around the high general and as they almost whisk him away he turns and says i would call for you when i am ready we have much to discuss I must recover and think I will send my ravens to scourge their movements and immediately he gets west away
Starting point is 00:04:10 encircled by officers and soldiers and gets escorted to the citadel of the Queen's conclave as well as the rest of you you get circled by guards and you marks through the city most of the buildings are most of the shutters on all the buildings
Starting point is 00:04:34 the shutters are shut they're peaking behind alleyways horrified men women children all looking unsure if they were truly safe as the soldiers around you seem to be relieved that the battle is over and that they had survived,
Starting point is 00:04:58 but totally unsure and confused about the nature of the emergence that it just happened. You make your way, you see the huge citadel rising above you, and you continue to make your way, you're let into the inner gate after making way all the way through the seven heavens, and you hear the clang of the gate shut behind you, and your escort all the way up through the citadel. and you are led to your quarters. As you hear the shouting of soldiers,
Starting point is 00:05:32 you see the heavy artillery, some completely destroyed by the machines, all being reloaded and brought off for repairs. And you see that the entire city is effectively on lockdown. As every soldier is on high alert, you are escorted to your quarters and the door opens and the soldier, the officer, that guides you to,
Starting point is 00:05:59 is that same young female officer that had been leading you around during your questioning. And she had survived the battle, a large slice across her cheek. As she, as soon as the high general calls for you, we will comfort you. Rest and recover. We will send healing if you need.
Starting point is 00:06:22 Do we just stay here? Yes. Those are my otus. Can I help with a wall or anything like that? It seems like there's some open parts that may need some reinforcement. I'd be more than happy to lend a hand. We have our top Zentrian artisans on the job. Okay, well just let me know.
Starting point is 00:06:43 You are the... You are the... You are the wings of the raven. You must stay safe. Rest. The High General will meet you. The door shuts. You are all left alone. Holy hell. Met a question.
Starting point is 00:07:04 Before I didn't need to cut you off there. The abyssal is obviously a devil language. Demon. Demon language. Yeah, infernal is the opposite. Okay. Sorry, I always mix this up. The Beastmen. Do we have any knowledge, any of us, have any knowledge of what language is the Beastmen might be spoken? or have we heard them speak abyssal or infernal? You've heard them speak abyssal. Okay. Okay. Just wanted to...
Starting point is 00:07:30 predominantly this will be one in Miss Crow's Crossing was also able to speak infernal. To Caprice. Gotcha. Right, right. Okay. Man, that was a lot. That really sucked. I mean, that sucked harder than Suck Ball's Mountain. That was bad time. So we're in a room right now? You were on your room, yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Oh. Did we just make it worse? I don't know. I'm afraid we might have to. Yeah. Was we protected the city? We didn't have a choice. We had to kill him. Of course we did.
Starting point is 00:08:01 We had to kill him. We had no choice. I think they knew that we had to find him. I think that was the point to him. And so I think we did the right thing. I agree. I don't believe that Anubis would have blessed us the way that he did during that fight. If he did not agree that we were fighting for the greater good.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I got to wonder, though, if there was something about us, were we the ones that had to do that? Or couldn't the Beastmen have just killed Moloch? Why us? I think that it had to do with the treachery. If you looked in his eyes, you could see that he did not expect them to stay on the fringes of the battle. They expected him to follow suit and join him in the midst of it to keep him protected, but they did not.
Starting point is 00:08:47 It is for that reason that I believe his sacrifice was what they needed. And looking out on that battlefield, too, it sounds like a lot of them were dead. A lot of them were killed, so a lot of them were sacrificed. It might have needed to be one of those unknowing, unwilling sacrifices. It's hard to tell, to be honest. I'm kind of glad. I don't love that they use that to their advantage, but, you know, his surprise in his face and the fact that he, you know, you guys all heard what was going on in his belly. It's, it's, it's, I relish a little bit in the irony. At the end of the day, it boils down to children
Starting point is 00:09:30 were being destroyed. They were being killed. Yeah. For him. And... We'll never be able to get them back. No, we will not, but many a child will live and grow and have a wonderful life now that he has been returned to nothingness. Do you think we freed their souls at least? I sure hope so, too.
Starting point is 00:09:51 I hope so, too. I have faith in an individual. Anubis that he would not let the souls remain torment in that creature. The priest, do you know anything about that, about how souls work, and if they're trapped, if we kill the thing? When I know anything about that? I would say, O'Connor, a religion check. Both? Or.
Starting point is 00:10:12 Preference. Do we have any reason to believe that the children's sacrifices was only a Moloch thing, or do we have any sense that the sacrifices may continue to go on in? You know, for Boston. Eight. Eight. I would say, to answer your question, Iris, that you know that souls go to a, when they die, they go to a general, the feud plane before when they die, and then they're basically ferried off to the various realms.
Starting point is 00:10:45 When they're captured, it's uncertain whether or not they've been released, but I would say you could probably guess that you had at least be. got in the process of releasing them. They were no longer in Moloch. To answer your question, I would say that it would be, you didn't need a role in me. You guys would have gathered
Starting point is 00:11:08 that all of the sacrifice of children seem to be related to Moloch. What was your question to me, Tau? It's about if you know anything about demons or devils, are they trapped forever? Are they just gone? Well, Toa
Starting point is 00:11:26 is a cleric of a nubis it is my job to ferry souls into the afterlife. And in a situation like this, the souls had been trapped inside of Morocco. They are no longer trapped there. But I do not know where they have traveled to. And it is my hope that with the Nubis fighting along our side that he helps to guide them to a place far better
Starting point is 00:11:51 than from whence they were trapped. Let your mind rest. I certainly hope so. I just... I'm just glad. Let him protect the city. And that was our goal when we did that. But the question that you ask, Caprice, outside of the soul portion, I think is very, very good.
Starting point is 00:12:10 What do you know about devils and demons, Caprice? What can you tell us about them? What do I know about devils and demons? Make an archa check. At advantage. Does this seem likely that they would do something of this nature? Natural 20. Uh, 23.
Starting point is 00:12:26 23. You know that devils and demons have been their mortal nemesy and it was very surprising that Molok had been allied allegedly with Baphomet. You probably got a few answers now. And I would say that your dream
Starting point is 00:12:48 would probably give you a little bit of additional context with that. As far as whether you know that souls are basically used as currency, They're used for power. They're useful for trade. They're used to fuel magic. Souls are basically the shared general currency for the lower plane and the enemy on. Wolf. Well, I mean, I know that devils and demons don't get along. It's part of the reason why I studied the Bissell in the very first place is I wanted to sort of get to know the enemy of my enemy sort of type deal. I'm not a fan of devils and I look at my person. I mean, I have a fiendish heritage. So I invested as much as I could to try and protect myself in this life. So it just seems crazy that all this time we're like,
Starting point is 00:13:40 oh, they're working together and then we, we, the Moloch gets summoned and then we kill him and it's like, oh, they wouldn't working together the whole time. It's like it's just exactly what we should have expected. It was some kind of betrayal. That is my perception of events as well. The fact that that they didn't come through the tree line and they clearly sort of expected this. He expected them to sort of bolster his ranks and they pulled the rug out from underneath them. It's exactly the kind of thing a chaotic demon would do and it's exactly the kind of trust that a devil wouldn't employ. And Tua, I have a question for you. Had you known that this was going to work out exactly as it did, would that have stopped you?
Starting point is 00:14:20 knowing that at the end of the day Moloch was still going to be sacrificed to them but that thousands of lives in the city would have been forfeit in doing so or would you still have marched out there and been as heroic as you were? I think we needed to stop him we had to protect the city
Starting point is 00:14:37 and we did for now I'm just worried that we made it worse in the long term that's all we probably did but there was no way for us to protect that we did and that was the point I was making don't you think it would have been far worse, that we stood back.
Starting point is 00:14:52 They were going to let that happen regardless, whether it was the military at the gates or us out there on the front line. They were going to let him fall. But thousands more would have died to see it happen. If we had not been there to stop it. It was going to happen, and the most of we can do is thank Nubis
Starting point is 00:15:16 that he allowed so many lives to be saved today. I agree with you There was a tiny window there Right towards the end When I thought about yelling out to him And being like, hey Your buddies aren't joining you What if you stop? What if we all stop?
Starting point is 00:15:32 He's a devil You could have made me listen to reason But I think we did the right thing I don't believe he would have Believed it It didn't seem until the very end That he Realized what was happening
Starting point is 00:15:45 And at that point He could have left he could have flown into the air and he could have tried to escape but he didn't he continued to fight well I imagine he's pretty furious in hell right now can you reason with the devil
Starting point is 00:16:00 is this something you can do was that even an option? What they did obviously I wouldn't be able to tell you I think the question that stands now is what do we do going from here
Starting point is 00:16:15 we saw them march in the exact opposite direction away from the city. We know the city is no longer, at least for now, in need of our help. And with someone as powerful as Zern, they'll, it should be fine, should he heal up properly. Do we follow them? What do we do?
Starting point is 00:16:33 Well, we really have to hypothesize here. What is their next move? You know, are there any nearby resources or places of interest that they might head to? I would be honest, they surprised if they were done with Zentra. Which direction did they retreat to, Diem? They headed directly south. They attacked from the south and they just went back into the
Starting point is 00:16:58 forest. You didn't see anything beyond that. I wouldn't be surprised if they still want Zentra to fall. I, oddly enough, think that they're, I don't think they chose Zentra because they wanted to fall. I think they chose Zentra because it was the most militarized. of all of the cities and they knew if there was going to be any city that could take down Molok it was going to be this one I think you're right it's so what you're saying is that it didn't matter which city it was they needed to attack a city they could kill Molok and this was the one most likely to succeed yes and I believe if they had wanted to take the city I truly believe that those underground tunnels might have been a way to infiltrate the
Starting point is 00:17:48 inside of the city in the hopes of also attacking Moloch with cover and not necessarily to take the city down though I could be wrong though that doesn't happen but I'm not but I'm probably not though I could be what time is it it is I would say it's probably evening at this point just after sunset the sun was setting as as Baphomet walked out walked away and then it's probably and set at this point. It takes a while to get to the city. You march pretty much, you know, and shaken silence for a while. I'll walk over to one corner and start to sort of tune my, are we taking a short rest here, guys? Are we just sitting until we find out what? I would like to.
Starting point is 00:18:37 I think we're turning in for the night. I mean, have we had dinner? I don't know if I can eat after that. And I don't think they're going to let us leave. We're probably under strict surveillance I mean, I have no interest in consuming food tonight. I will fast in honor of those that fell today. Well, do you know any songs in the monarchy? In the minor key? Yes. Oh, I thought he said monarchy for a moment.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Minor, minor. Yes, do you happen to know the song of the Secession Court? If you give me a few bars, maybe. No. Well, then the answer is no I don't know when they get back soon. You shouldn't need a few bars to know when you know it. Sometimes a few notes.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Are you trying to say that you believe that we stole the song of the Secession Court from someone else who's used the same bars? I may have heard it before just don't know by the same name. It is not rude. I'm just asking. No one else in all of Avandras has the same song as the Secession Court. Well, how do you go?
Starting point is 00:19:44 I'm not going to tell you. I honestly cannot carry a tune for the life of me. and it would be embarrassing should I try. Now, don't push it. Well, anyway, I think we should turn into the night. I think it goes, dun, dun,
Starting point is 00:19:59 dun, uh, as I believe how it starts. I pulled my ukulele and I'm like trying to match. A rough approximation. You are the bar. You should be able to figure a cat. I'm with you.
Starting point is 00:20:10 Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum,
Starting point is 00:20:13 bum, bum, bum, bum, you do know it then. Oh, yeah, I've needed a few bars.
Starting point is 00:20:20 I must be better than I thought easy wonderful I assume that we are yeah I'll do Wonderwall thanks my I assume we're actually adding into a long rest so rather than your song of rest I'll just jam a little bit and play some june's and yeah well uh does anyone need an emotional support animal no I'm not sure this room I honestly think you should keep paper it's yeah it's pretty cramped in here to to be fair I mean Sure? She's not fully cute. Tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:20:53 She does it. She's a sentient being. Maybe out in the main thoroughfare perhaps in the morning. Okay. If you and see if. We have enough foul beasts in this room currently. Do you know if she's okay? She is not foul.
Starting point is 00:21:06 You take that back. I was talking about you. Is it a he or a she? It's a she. It's a she. It's a she. It's a she. It's a she.
Starting point is 00:21:14 It's a she. It's a she. Well, I don't know. Do we know if she's okay? So, the she's she. The way I understand it is she is a celestial being, and so if she goes back to her celestial plane of existence, I have just summoned her to look like the patent that I have back home. Well, that's very sweet, darling.
Starting point is 00:21:36 If I could do something like that, I would summon it to look like the very hunky priest. Well, it has to be an animal. Oh, well, he was. Was he a cat? Of course, I'm not a cat, darling. I'm tobacco. But yes, he was a Tabaxi as well. Oh, you was a Tabexi. Of course. So you're saying Tabexis are animals?
Starting point is 00:21:55 No, but he was. I'm not sure what that means, but... Oh, Tura, you sweet summer child. Anyway, I believe that we need to get some rest, yes? I'm ready to turn in. I'm tired. Is there a window in a room? Yes, there is one. Um...
Starting point is 00:22:12 Okay. Okay. Okay. Um, so... Anyway, I hope Peyton's alright. I have a feeling she's okay. I am going to tell Beatrice while we're sleeping to take as much time as she possibly can and start flying south. And look for any signs of surviving, potential surviving children that may have been sacrificed, anything, just anything at all.
Starting point is 00:22:49 She does have to rest and she does need sustenance. Yeah. So however long that may take. Got it. And I would just know if she broke at a certain point, didn't make it. But I'm going to just send her south to scout and look for any sign of potential survivors from the sacrifices. You summon Beatrice. She, larger than average, bluebird, peers in the air, lands on your finger.
Starting point is 00:23:15 You communicate with her, as you will. And she nods in understanding. And you open the window. And with a flutter, she's gone. on and she begins, thank you. Thank you, Derek. As she flies out, you see her almost gets swept up in a huge flock of ravens as they're flying and swirling around this high up and then she continues to fly out south and out of sight. Well, I think, shall we just jam for a bit and then go to bed?
Starting point is 00:23:51 That's one of the classics. This is so good. This continues. You do that for... An hour. Yeah. After like 45 minutes, I'm like... Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:26 And then, yes, I will... I think before I go to bed, I'm going to lay out my kind of four figurines in the direction. directions of the north, south, east, west. I'm going to put my conch shell in the middle of it and just sort of kind of say, just remember all of the potential small children that were sacrificed. And just sort of say a prayer, almost like reflecting on my regret for not being able to do more. Got it. I'm going to study abyssal for an hour before I got to sleep.
Starting point is 00:25:02 You do that? I'd ask Badger Caprice about grammar questions. You do that? It's more like cah-wh-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h. And seeing Toa do his thing, I'm going to pull out, setting up my own ritual to Anubis, I'm going to set out some extra candles around his four figures, and I use them to light them all,
Starting point is 00:25:25 and then be close to him, but further away, and kind of channel to a newbis, and showing respect. to him for what he's doing as well. Right. And then I'm going to go to bed. I'll probably crack a window and try to like wipe off as much as my armor as possible as to not disturb Iris and not smell really awful as I probably have like little tufts
Starting point is 00:25:51 of eight fur. I have I have incense that I keep tucking into different areas of her body that she doesn't realize. I've already lit and it's just burning but like tucked into different areas. It's in my ass crack right now. I was just gonna say that. She like sticks a cinnamon stick in your butt crack. I like it and then I go through my ritual.
Starting point is 00:26:11 Disgusting, man. Just disgusting. And Lofty looks like she's pretty shaken from the horrible whales that you had all heard of the cries of despair and all that. Me too, not super talking. Me too. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:24 In any of my studies becoming a wizard, would I have any knowledge or any understanding of like reclaiming? a soul and putting it back in his body. Like, is that a thing that I'd be aware of that's possible? Or is it like a myth or is it a thing that's documented or... Thank you, Missy T for the rain. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Tee, T, T, thank you so much. Thank you so much. Well, I'll just post a recap to you just can see it. Oh, good time on the recap, much. Thank you so much. Thank you. I would say, without, you don't even need to roll that that is beyond the scope of what you were basically
Starting point is 00:27:02 Not trained to do that I'm aware it's a thing. So you're trying to hear it so I can understand. You're basically wondering about what can you reclaim a soul? Yeah. Can you? I would make a religion check and an archana check. I have ideas of how to find. I just didn't know if it was a thing that is even possible.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Yeah. You said religion and arcana? The background. Arcanas of 22 and my religion is a 17. I'm not having an earful. I would say that you would know from like the clerics that you had worked with, that when there's resurrection magic, that they're calling the soul back and putting it into the body, as far, so you know that manipulation of souls is something
Starting point is 00:27:44 that can be done. Okay. You obviously seen the horrible, devilish and demonic magic that is dealing in souls and is ripping souls and storing souls and being fueled by souls. So you know that the transfer of souls is part of some kinds of magic. But as far as like the general processes you would not have been talked about. Right, right, of course. Yes, it does. Got it. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Great. So, you are all with a grim sense of what just happened. You all drift off to sleep. Oh, boy, here they come. And, Caprice, as darkness sets off, you are enveloped by some. sleep. And sleep comes normally and you feel a sense of calm after what you've just done along with your friends and the high general. Then you begin to dream. Your dream washes over you
Starting point is 00:28:57 and it's a pleasant dream. As you Once again, are your young self. You meet a beautiful young woman, and you're there on your wedding day. You're there on the first night of your wedding day. Unbelievable moment of bliss. And then many months later, you're there as your wife bears you a son. And it's a beautiful... baby girl, human, the curse.
Starting point is 00:29:51 And then you fast forward, and the child grows up. And you get old with your love and pass. And your child is a proud adult thinking fondly of her parents. And as she smiles and looks at you as you witness this dream. She smiles softly and the smile grows wider and wider till it peels back into a row of sharp teeth and she explodes into shadow and all that remains is a feminine silhouette with narrow white eyes that swirls around you and you remember this shape from your previous dream.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Oh, preach. Did. You think it was all over? No, I... You said before, I had hoped that it was just a dream. You said before that this is gonna take some time, and I... We took care of Molok.
Starting point is 00:31:24 We took care of him. He's done now. We're probably gonna do it anyway. So the stars aligned in this case, everything's fine, everything's good. And you did so well. Right? And I really didn't think you could do it.
Starting point is 00:31:40 You're lucky you found the friends that you did. And you're lucky that you had so much help. But let's be serious. Moloch really is a chump. There's a reason I deposed him so easily. He thought he could rise up against Daddy. Who's Daddy? If you don't mind me asking, I mean...
Starting point is 00:32:17 That's not important. But what is important is that he's interested in what we're doing here, Caprice. He's interested in what's going on around you. And you now know that Moloch was coming for me. He wanted his revenge and... She lets out a sickening laugh. He actually thought,
Starting point is 00:32:59 the big smelly bowl who's going to help him? Oh, I know. The big smelly bowl is coming for us. He's coming for us all. There's far more at stake here, Capricio. And thanks to your dear, dear, dear Massimum,
Starting point is 00:33:34 you have to help me. I'm the reason... You're the reason why I'm the way that I am. You're the reason why my mom died. You're the reason why my dad was shunned the way that he was. You're the reason why I've been put down my whole life. Fuck you, lady. There is the spirit that we need, Capricio.
Starting point is 00:34:06 Me? Was it really me? Or was it your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, granddaddy? DeCesto? Why should his decisions have any bearing on the control you have over me? I'm... DeCesto, you grew uncomfortably, had money, musical talent. Do you think your great progenitor was a genius on his own?
Starting point is 00:34:45 Do you think he achieved his ability without... making a deal. Look, I get it. You're the only reason why I'm going to be able to carry on and have a normal life. Fine. But fuck you. What do you need? Just tell me, give me whatever power.
Starting point is 00:35:12 I don't care. But fuck you. Well, if you're willing to help me, you can see whatever you want. And maybe you can fuck. me. At some point, do you want to come down here to the nine hells? Is that what you want for yourself? Or do you want your soul and the souls of all of your children and grandchildren and great, great, great, great, great, great, grandchildren to be saved? I'll also save the soul of your daddy, because everyone before him is all down here. They're mine. And your mind and your daddy's
Starting point is 00:36:00 mine. If you don't do what I need. All right. What's next on the list? Do you want all the answers to treat you? I think the only answer I'm going to get is whatever you need me to do. That's right. Keep an eye on bull. Keep an eye on those seals. There's a lot more coming than just a chump named Molok. Shame about all those poor kids. I never sunk to that level. You can count on that, Capricio. If you see Moloch, give him a fuck you from me also.
Starting point is 00:37:05 Oh, don't worry, he's already in daddy's clutches. Moloch won't get out again, at least for the next several thousand years. That's good to hear. I'll keep an eye on him, on Bathamon. And then at the end of all, at the end of the day, I'll be able to have a family of my own. You could have a family of your own regardless. Free of corruption, free of the fetish blood that made me like this. Yes.
Starting point is 00:37:58 If you bring an end to all of those conspiring against my daddy, your daddy and you and all of your children, will be spared the doom that your dear patriarch Massimo brought upon his whole line. Be broken. But you really have him to thank for your comfort and your musical talent. Do you have like a contract with him? Is there something I can read? I understand that's the thing. Is there something, was it just a handshake? What was the nature of the deal? I won't let you read the contract. But do you really want to know?
Starting point is 00:38:49 Do you really, really want to know? Yeah, I think I kind of do. The great Massimo de Sesto was part of a duo. It was his partner that was the real genius, the real musical talent, the one who wrote all the songs, the one who knew the secrets, and had a craft the greatest instruments that Yorna could see could ever find.
Starting point is 00:39:31 And your dear, dear, dear patriarch was so very jealous. He wanted all the glory to himself. And so he found a way to reach out to me. And he made a deal I couldn't refuse. He made a deal for you, Capricio. And all that came before you, his partner met an untimely end, and all of the business of who owns what, and how he could get the talent. I took care of that. And now DeCesto is renowned across adventurous, isn't it?
Starting point is 00:40:27 It wasn't me, dear Capriccio. It was Massimo. But now you're here And he's with him Wake me up, I'm done. I want to go home. Very well. Sleep tight. The shadow slowly fades.
Starting point is 00:40:53 The narrow white eyes Narrowing more and more As they watch you Before they wink out. You spend rest of sleep without a dream. And you all enjoy long rest. Wow. That's good.
Starting point is 00:41:48 goodies like dice, miniatures, plushies, a tarot deck, and more. Thank you. How are you feeling, big guy? I'm feeling all right. How did everybody sleep? I'm still passed out. I'm fine. I'm sure. She's... She's... To her. Come here, darling.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Yes. She's drooling near me. Could you clean it up, please? I don't want to touch it. It looks sticky. Oh, uh, I suppose. Um, a... All right. And then I pick all of her. pick all of hers up and put her into my bed.
Starting point is 00:42:25 So that this rule's not near you. I just remove her and I'll leave her there and I'll get up. That was significantly more effective than I expected. Is it fine? Is that good enough? Thank you. I crawl into this guy on the other side. Honestly, I slipped perfectly fine aside from the few times that she snored incredibly lovely.
Starting point is 00:42:47 But you know, I've just put Luffy's hands over my ears and they keep me well. throughout the rest tonight. So I suppose, I mean, we need to get in touch with Captain Freewing. We need to let him know what happened. I hope he's okay. I don't know if he was there and... The signal still hasn't gone off. That's right. I think if he was
Starting point is 00:43:06 in danger, he would let us know. Of course he would. But at this point... I think that though it's important to communicate with him, it's significantly taxing to do so, and that we would be much better off waiting until we hear again from Commander Zern. I agree. We have more information.
Starting point is 00:43:22 Right now it seems that he's at least alive, which is important. And then we will let him know what to do afterwards. Do you have a map of Zentra? Oh shit, we're right. Someone over there. Yes, I do. So Felix, that actually brings up a good question that I had based on the battle that we had. Is the Raven Queen about like pestilence and bugs and things?
Starting point is 00:43:44 I didn't really expect that when Zern had all these bags. Religion and Arcana check. Jeez, nice, well. Ligens 19, Archonis 22. When it comes to... Was it flick? The Raven Queen and the general things that are associated with her.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Things like locust and the pestilence and all that stuff, and, you know, all the wind and the like generally was not... Do you feel associated? But you also know that things like wizards and other spellcasters use similar type magic in order to... either defensive or offensive match.
Starting point is 00:44:23 Well, Toa, I'm glad you brought that up because I initially thought that was strange. Those aren't necessarily signatures of the Raven Queen. It's not to say that it's completely out of the ordinary for him to be doing something like that. He may just, that may just be his innate abilities. But it's definitely not something that would have been directly gifted to him
Starting point is 00:44:43 as a mark of the Raven Queen, to my knowledge. It just didn't seem like it matched with all of the other Raven Queen type things. I agree. I agree. Of the past few weeks. I agree. And, I mean, he was very heroic in battle. I mean, he was very strong.
Starting point is 00:45:00 He's clearly stronger than all of us combined. I'm sure he did half of the damage to Moloch himself. It's just, again, it surprised me, so that's why I wanted to ask you. No, it was a fantastic question. I'm glad you brought it up. Well, I think perhaps we just wait here and try to. trying to find Captain Free Wing if they allow us to leave? I'm going to ask for complete access to the Zentron Library,
Starting point is 00:45:28 including the restricted materials. I think after all of this, they owe me that. I agree. I think there's a lot. From my time here in the city, they have a lot of knowledge here. And I don't, I'm going to press for it. I don't think they can deny me access to the restricted materials. I'm going to get in there. I'm going. I don't know how much time we have.
Starting point is 00:45:49 Obviously, if something more people, pressing comes up, I'll, I'll do what I have to do, but I need to get in that library. Where is the library? I was going to say the Black Rose District was my guess. There are several libraries, but the ones that you're probably thinking of military. There are, well, you know that there are special, like high-level military stuff in the citadel. That's what I, oh, in the citadel.
Starting point is 00:46:14 Change of plans. You don't say. well I figured I'd start in the in the Black Rose district at least that was where I did my training and I know that that there is plenty of information there but if there's if they will and again I'm going to press for it I'm going to see if they'll give me access to the materials they have in the citadel all right well I mean I feel like they owe us I'm not asking for much I agree and I think that we deserve some more information if they have any information that we don't I think we deserve it at this point hopefully they've rounded up all of the the the trade and everybody that was planning to be in this Baphimit cult, they must know something. I'm sure that they will be doing extensive questioning, far worse than anything we experience,
Starting point is 00:47:01 if my time were to tell me anything. But that's just my plan, and I don't want to derail anybody else's plan. I just, I'm not sure we're going to be going very far any time soon unless we're given orders to do so. Well, I think we just need to wait and, and just see what happens. Just see what they come and tell us. I don't want to leave until they give us orders to leave.
Starting point is 00:47:27 I need some tea. Well, we've been doing this. I want to set up my ritual circle and fill out my incense and my lamp. And I want to cast Aubrey as a ritual. Okay. And I want to query inubis and say, Lord of the Scales, we are at an impasse as to whether we stay to protect the city
Starting point is 00:47:56 or travel further with haste to hunt down Baphomet and his court. I need your guidance here. Do we stay? Please help me in this decision. How does that work? We'll, woe, wheel and well. So you're asking. So I'm asking if we should stay. in the city or make haste to leave. And so the question that I asked was, do we
Starting point is 00:48:26 stay? We'll are one. Yes. Do we should, are we supposed to stay in the city or go after him? So do you want us to stay in the city? Um, that it's real, whoa, or both? Yeah. If it's a little bit of both. Or neither. Oh, or there's a fourth option of neither. Like it's just like, don't get any back. If you hear, hear nothing. It basically, I'll, I'll read it. We'll for good results, woe for bad results. We'll and woe for both good and bad results. nothing for results that aren't especially good or bad. So it's not that nothing means nothing. It just means that neither one of those options really matters.
Starting point is 00:49:01 So it's kind of like, eh, doesn't really, you don't, he doesn't care. It's not really good. Wheel and woe means that both have value and obviously. So you get an answer either way with it. So you stare into the flame of your lamp and you see shapes flickering in the flame. and you feel a sense of uncertainty within the flame and you receive the sense of wheel. But there is a, for the first time,
Starting point is 00:49:51 a bit of flickering hesitation in what you feel as you stare into the flame. What does that mean? Is that things seem uncertain. But the... So the spell doesn't take any account any possible circumstances that might change the outcome. So I think that's important
Starting point is 00:50:14 for the DM to know. Because if I cast it any time again within the next day, that's when I would get readings that were more random. Okay. So for me a immediate situation. Because I've only cast it today, it would be a more poignant reading.
Starting point is 00:50:29 Got it. I guess what I'm trying to convey, and I'm asking specifically for currently as it stands, wheel or will? Wheel. Okay. Thank you, Michael. And that's important because I may cast it again today, so.
Starting point is 00:50:50 Anubis speaks to me. I do not think that we should leave the city. So you're saying we might have some... I might have time. I asked him specifically if he wanted us to leave. I said, should we stay? and he essentially said yes
Starting point is 00:51:05 in the ways that he is most capable though I'm not sure that I have the best feeling about the entire situation but I will not disobey my God so if he believes this is the right course of action then I will stay
Starting point is 00:51:21 though that does not mean things could not change I may have to question him again later should he be willing to allow me I maybe I'll see if I can find whoever was looking over us and see if I can I can get some sort of counsel with someone to ask them about the I'll be back I'll be back I want to go see if I can just find someone outside of our door who might be I don't know guarding us or the woman from yesterday
Starting point is 00:51:47 or whatever so as you're standing up to to go you're not on the door and it opens and the same officer standing there and she says All you are dressed, the High General wants to see you. That she's still asleep, and get her up very quick. Only, only like, ten minutes. Yeah, okay, Henry! But we are... Curses.
Starting point is 00:52:15 Felix, darling, if you want access, I was partially listing when I was communing with the new business. If you want access to something that seems to be off-limits, Zern's going to be the person you want, so you should be frustrated. You're going straight to him. You're right, you're right. I'm just in a rush. That's all. That's all. You're right. You're right. I mean, our main goal was to protect the city. We've done that and I'm not in a huge rush to just run away and just run to the woods where who knows what can be there.
Starting point is 00:52:41 I'm in a rush for Anubis. But the Anubis is telling you to stay here as well. Yes, it's my point, Toa. So let's in a rush stay here. You know why are you so frustrated right now? I'm just like I don't know what to do. I'm very confused. Jo-Ow let's try this. Cute puppies.
Starting point is 00:52:57 What kind of cute puppies? Um, corgi puppies. What's a cogy puppy? They're like long, but they have actual like full dog hair. Is it like one of them? But they're very short. It's very much like so, but they have little round heart-shaped butts. A heart-shaped butt?
Starting point is 00:53:12 They do this thing called spluting, where they put the arms in their legs straight out, and they lay on their tummy, and they let you scratch the back. So are they? What color are they? They range in colour, but mostly you're going to get black with white accents, and you're going to get more of a sesame color with white accents. a tan or a beige. If you think about it, what's the difference
Starting point is 00:53:34 between 10 beige and sesame? Perfect. I've got him on a new line of thinking. So, Herrsia, wake up. I mean, he's never a different to shake her to me. I've been putting my pants on this whole time. Harsia, wake up. Okay, I'm... God, it's so weird when you sleep dress.
Starting point is 00:53:51 Are we ready? Caprice, you've been incredibly quiet this morning. Have you been crying? Oh no, that's just that strange red color. I'm just working on a new song. I'll be up in a minute. I don't think we have a minute. They might not let us all leave here individually.
Starting point is 00:54:06 I think we have to go. I don't mean to disturb you. I just as a unit. I do mean to disturb you. I've been up for four hours. I roll out and I start to like tug my pants on and I just fall flat into the floor and then roll onto my back. And you just sort of like struggle the pants on. And then I'm a mess.
Starting point is 00:54:23 I'm going to get the guard then I guess. I pound on the door. We're ready. Why did you lock us in here? I want to reach a handout to Kikofreechie and go, La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la you can't if you can't go capici And
Starting point is 00:54:46 Anything else you guys want to do? No I think we're right here Okay are we So let's just be clean You're gonna ask if you can go to the library here In the citadel I'm going to demand yes I think he's respectful
Starting point is 00:55:01 I'm going to be respectful but I'm going to, I'm going to, we're owed something. I agree. And that's it. I think it's reasonable. I think it's a reasonable request. And then giving me access to those materials can only help us. I agree, and I've got to give you as much time as you could possibly have
Starting point is 00:55:17 reading and learning. And I just, I want to help General Zernan in any way we can. I didn't mean to say demand. You're right. I'll be kind. We should still be respectful. Everybody, let's, can we be respectful of how General Zon? Of course, I'm still. the hard general.
Starting point is 00:55:31 He can turn and do a gigantic bird monster so we shouldn't mess with him is what I'm trying to say he's a bird monster. He's connecting with anyone. It's okay. It's worry.
Starting point is 00:55:41 We trust us now. It's fine. It's fine. I just said like to do you everybody. Towa. Towa. Towa.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Yes. Coggy spout, Tora. I don't know what it caught me is. Is that like a shone? Nobody's talking to you sleepwalking. I don't have a pound you on the door. Let us out, please.
Starting point is 00:56:01 Go, somebody wake her up. She keeps sleep putting on her hand. You're like standing right here. Oh, my God. She doesn't help me in. But ready, please? She talks in her sleep. This is so strange.
Starting point is 00:56:10 La-l-l-L. Let's go! I'm about being a new soul. I don't know what to tell us. I think God. Was everything each one of my toilet? I think God. You could not have come a second soon.
Starting point is 00:56:22 I'm like first in line to like, no. Only second to me. I've talked to him. of the doorway. You are all led through the Citadel. There is a sense of urgency
Starting point is 00:56:38 and stress on the soldiers and officers that you pass. And you are led upwards and upwards and upwards. Every single floor that you make it up, the sound of the cacophony of croaking ravens. Good word. It gets louder and louder.
Starting point is 00:56:54 And far louder than you had heard previously as you look out the windows and there seems to be streams of ravens flying in every which direction that you see out of every window and you make your way up through the top and as you make your way down the hallway thank you for the ball of boat as that thank you thank you welcome for family as you make your way to the huge door that leads into zern's office not where you had dinner but or the Zern's meeting room. The door abruptly opens
Starting point is 00:57:32 and a figure steps out with loud, clacking, boot steps. You see in front of you a tall man, not as tall as Zern. Seemingly not much younger. Well past middle age, dark black hair graying on the sides, a thick, bushy blackness,
Starting point is 00:57:57 mustache. Very neatly trimmed. And you see that there is an eye patch that he has. As he steps his way out, and as he turns, you see the medallion, the metal of
Starting point is 00:58:14 the eye of the raven. As he steps forward and he looks with his one eye at all of you and just continues to walk very quickly. It's very difficult to read his face. It looks incredibly stern, but there seems to be a bit of frustration, but it's hard to tell.
Starting point is 00:58:33 We have not seen him before. You have not. None of us. I would say that I would say make a, you've seen him. You've seen him. This is. Furman. This is Bradley Furman.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Cool. General Bradley Furman, you would definitely recognize him. He is the Eye of Wrath. The Eye of Wrath as you know that he is the one that's generally responsible for the... How do you spell Furman? F-U-R-M-M-M- Cool, that's my thought. You got a-Ferman. He's a man of fur...
Starting point is 00:59:12 He's a man of fur... And as soon as he leaves, you hear the echo of his bootsteps as he is making his way down quickly. What's he responsible for, sir? The eye of wrath. The eye of wrath, which he is for the... military for the external. He's basically the general that's in charge of protecting the borders from the external threats that are all around. Um, all around Corbukia. Got it. I turn to Felix and I say. Very cool. I just nod.
Starting point is 00:59:44 And you are all ushered in as you see the same throne room basically and you see You see a singular figure, humanoid figure standing. You see Zern. His hair drooping down slightly as both of his hands are resting on the huge central table as he looks at the massive map of Striga. No sling?
Starting point is 01:00:18 He has his one hand out. Thank you. Reminding. Details. Yeah, details. He is his one hand out as he's looking down at the huge map of Striga and Koravakia. And you see that there are a number
Starting point is 01:00:34 of very finely carved, bullheaded tokens on this map now. And he's staring down in it, and he almost barely recognizing, notices that you enter the room. And you see that far off behind him, his large chair where he normally sits is to the back
Starting point is 01:01:00 and that same raven is roosting and croaks at you as you all enter. And the door shuts behind you as soon as the loud slam the door, he looks up and says, you've all made it. How are you all feeling? Alive. Sure.
Starting point is 01:01:25 We made it because of you. Hi, General Thurns, sir, thank you, and I hope that we were of some assistance, and we all appear to be okay, relatively unfazed at least physically. How are you? I'm fine. I will be fine. It is all thanks to you that I am here that we defeated Moloch. But do you understand what happened when he fell? Did we make it worse? We have a sense of it.
Starting point is 01:01:59 and he gestures to the chairs around the table. I will sit down. It's the same chair in a throne room that I've sat in before? No, that was a questioning. That was like a private room. It's not the same chair. So what does it look like? It's just like five chairs and like a large one for him?
Starting point is 01:02:22 So there's a huge chair in the back that is basically like a throne. But I think that there were like 10 large, heavy chairs all around. They're all the same? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. And he's in one of them. And he's standing up. But he gestures to the chairs, and he pulls back a chair, and he sits.
Starting point is 01:02:41 And... What was your sense of the situation? Because it seemed like when Molok went down the beast and stuff, they weren't really helping. They seemed to sort of relish in it. Was that your... We played right into their hand. I had to say, sense that something was amiss when I found out that Moloch was allegedly in line with
Starting point is 01:03:10 Baphimit but we had no choice to either play into their hands or let Zendr fall so you all did the right thing that was going to be my next question was how could we not have played into their hands I agree we we took them down you took them down I'll go we should protect the city And I think we had, we had to defeat him. We had no choice. So I think we just need to figure out how do we, where do we go from here? I just have one question before we move on, I suppose.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Hi, General Zern, sir. Something's just been bothering me about this whole thing. And it's, how could a bunch of devils or a devil or whatever the thing was be tricked by a bunch of beastmen? And if he wasn't tricked, then that begets the question. How desperate was he? I do not know how desperate he was. I have read of Moloch in my long life, and I know he had power at some point that was lost.
Starting point is 01:04:23 He must have been desperate to receive it, the fact that he, to regain it, and thought that perhaps the most popular, Most populous city in this side of the world was a place they could harvest enough souls. Although I worry that there's far darker things. To answer your question about how he could be outsmarted, a beast has cunning. And we saw that in full force yesterday. My top torturers are working on the cultists that we've exposed, but many have escaped town.
Starting point is 01:05:15 They are not speaking. Did any beastmen make it inside the city? Not that we found yet. So us closing up the tunnels worked? Seems to be the situation. Okay. So do we go after them? Do we try to...
Starting point is 01:05:38 Can we kill Baphimit? Assuming that was him? I mean, was it actually Baphimit? I don't know how any of this works. But did they summon him just like they summoned Moloch? It seems as if it's a similar principle, but the manner at which they brought back Baphomet brought him into the material plane,
Starting point is 01:06:03 he seemed to have far more power than what we face with Moloch. He looks at all of you, and he... His eyes narrow. that you came from the direction of Kierstein? Yes, right? We came from the west. Did you happen to stop by a hunting lodge? Why do you ask that question? He would have seen from my memory, maybe he's forgotten,
Starting point is 01:06:52 but I did give him a brief glimpse of the flying beast coming in with Felix fireballing him when I gave him the like, one minute like clips, clip vision. But you specifically cut and edited it very artistically. But I artistically ended it after that battle with us having a festival feast and then us leaving So he's aware. Okay. So I retract that. Yeah, he would be aware that we were at least briefly at a lodge. You all experienced a battle as a lodge in the Stout's main highlands. Yeah, we we fought more of the same beastmen. They were their fly. some this time but yeah did the hunt master tell you what that lodge was founded for I'm just very nerve very very very nervous we had a conversation with the
Starting point is 01:07:54 hunt master he provided us with information that he asked that we do not speak of we gave him our word that we would not if you know that information then we do not need to say it you could then say it to us then I will say it to you You know far more than almost everyone in this country. You're welcome. And I thank you. I'm the grandmaster of the 13th order. I am the one to whom the responsibility fell
Starting point is 01:08:53 to protect all of the seal that lies scattered across this continent. So you know where all of them are? I do. We... I just look around, like... Can I insight, just generally insight check him? Can I insight check him? 17?
Starting point is 01:09:24 17. He seems to be honest. We were told that no one knows we're older than not. No, none of the masters do. Except for me. The other 12 do not. That is by design. But...
Starting point is 01:09:51 I fear that somehow Baphomet has received information he never should have gotten. Looking at this map here, you're tracking their movements and they're heading south, right? Do any of these movement patterns through line, one of the known locations of the lodges that you're aware of? It is difficult to tell where they are headed. I have my raven scouting. You mentioned them obtaining information that they shouldn't have. Are we talking about a traitor again amongst one of these people, or were they captured and potentially tortured for the information?
Starting point is 01:10:43 I do not know. I do not have any way to tell how a demon lord came across information, but I fear that he knows things about Zentra, that no one but me should know. How well can I trust the six of you? I would hope after everything that we've been through and the questioning we've undergone, that that would be pretty much implicitly.
Starting point is 01:11:23 Yeah, 100%. I mean, given what we know from the Loddmaster, you can at least trust that someone else is about, as it's already about it for us. Commander Zern. Yes. I would like to tell you something and I need you to listen as carefully as possible.
Starting point is 01:11:40 I will. I am here by Anubis's will. He provided me to a vision, he provided me a vision before I left from Siket. A strange ruin in the shape of a spiral appeared in the flame, revolving violently and chaotically. Then the image of rattling chains
Starting point is 01:11:57 swirled around and encompassed the spiral, before being encased in a narrow box-looking structure in the lid slammed shut. I then realized it was a psychophagus, but not in the classic Nick Besson style. It was a dark, grey, dull, with ravens etched all over it. It stood for a moment before shaking violently and bursting, chains, break and shatter, and the spiral is free, spinning faster and faster until it consumed the edges of my vision. I was barely able to make out a shadow over the out-of-controlled room. It seemed to be a shadow cast by two pairs of enormous wings in the shape of a cross.
Starting point is 01:12:33 The vision ended and the flame of my lamp was snuffed out. What do you take that for? I've seen that symbol on the back of one of your disciples, children, whatever you would call them. His eyes narrow, as you tell them this. And he looks very closely at you and leans forward. and as he peers further, feels eyes boring, into you. How close is your connection, is your God's connection to the realms of death? What do you know that your God knows?
Starting point is 01:13:24 I would never be fool enough to tell you that I know what my God knows. But Anubis' judgment, he is the fairy of soul. from life into death, and I am a priestess. I give him my life to help in the assistance of it. He is one with death connection to death at all times. He walks the line between a living and the dead, and he judges whether you deserve to move forward. It seems as if you are here for a reason, Iris.
Starting point is 01:13:58 It seems as if anubist knows the danger that is coming, and that confirms my great. greatest fears and my suspicions. If you don't mind me asking, your greatest fears of what? That it was not the souls that they came to Zentra for. They are here to break the 13 scenes. I diverted most of the forces towards the Lockfeather Lodge. And I was about to head there myself.
Starting point is 01:14:55 That would have been the most logical place. But they seem as if they are veering north. They're being deliberate. I believe I can trust all of you. And what I'm about to tell you must not leave the seven of us. Do you understand? Of course. Of course we do.
Starting point is 01:15:39 Yes, sir. One hundred percent. Exactly right. Wow, me to put on your thing. Are all of you familiar with the plain of shadow? The shadow fell. Not at all. What kind of check?
Starting point is 01:16:05 No, I don't know anything about it. I'd be an archauntary. I got a 25. And I'll journey with a 21. I don't know anything about it. I would say that Iris with being, I would say the three of you would probably have an idea. You being a death, a great cleric, would know that it is a plane that is associated with death.
Starting point is 01:16:29 Many, many, many souls go there following their death. And you would know that that is where the plaintiff shadow is generally where the Raven Queen is known to reside. And you would have probably picked, in your general scouting for the book that you found, you would have maybe picked, come across an information. that would lead you to some general idea about there being a plane of shadow and death and depressed emotions. This continent, Striga, has an intense connection to that plane. Every inch of soil, every blade of grass, every creature that is born here and dies here, has a connection thanks to a...
Starting point is 01:17:31 horrible war that happened unfathomable eons ago and the chain god was banished with the power of that plane, the power of shadow and 13 seals used to bind him to chain him. They are not just here in Korovakia in all four of the nations that are on Strigger
Starting point is 01:18:18 which is my primary concern. I can keep a far closer eye on the ones in this country, but I fear that it is too late for us to even worry about protecting seals from being broken, and we may need to prepare for a scenario that could mean doom for this entire world. A scenario with a chain god escapes can I insight check him when he says that we need to prepare for that
Starting point is 01:19:07 to see if he's hoping for it no five he's gonna be telling the truth you're the grandmaster as far as this whole chain god situation is concerned what can you tell us about this
Starting point is 01:19:24 this dude I mean the last guy told us about who told us about him It seems really scared, and with a name like Jane God, I can understand. But does he have any other names he goes by? Is there any other information that we should know about what kind of threat he brings? It is best not to even think of a name for such an entity.
Starting point is 01:19:47 You say this, but if we are to challenge whatever hoard it is coming, we will need to know more about it. And if there are other things he is called, you would be doing us a disservice by not letting us know what to keep an ear out or an eye out for if we come across something written a clue that could allow us to defeat him by not speaking his name
Starting point is 01:20:11 you risk us missing out on crucial information we will vow to never speak it again persuasion chat yeah yes what she said oh I'm not good at persuasion a 20 year 19. 19. He leans forward and he runs his eyes over all of you.
Starting point is 01:20:39 If I tell you, will you swear not to tell another soul, do not utter it out loud. Use the phrase the chained God. You know names have power. It is better not to bring doom upon us willingly. Not to invite it in and open the door. By my connection to the one under the mountain. God of judgment and Nubis, I swear to it. Persuade, I get advantage, please.
Starting point is 01:21:07 Yeah, we'll use some other name, like Furbeth. Yes. Another 19. No, another 19. As he leans forward, and his voice drops. Thur-Z-D-U-N. T-H-A-R-Z-D-U-N.
Starting point is 01:21:29 T-H-H. A-R-I-Z-D-U-N. Does that name ring a bell with anybody? Yeah. It does not ring a bell to anybody. You don't even have to roll. I rolled a 42. It, he is chaos incarnate.
Starting point is 01:21:51 It is thanks to him, the horrific realm from which that vile creature, Baphimit, came from, came to be. So he was like, he birthed Bethamette? Is Tharra's D? Not Bethamette. Oh, should I not say the name at all, ever? You should not say it ever, to her.
Starting point is 01:22:20 Oh, it's okay, I think you messed up the ending. You should call him the chained one. We're gonna call him Thorin. I think we shouldn't call him anything even close to what his name is. The chain got this one. All right, I'm reverting back to purpose. I thought the chain got in the big bullstain were different.
Starting point is 01:22:39 They are. No, he did not birth Bathamette, but the abyss itself. However we're going to refer to him. He gave birth to the whole abyss is what you're telling me?
Starting point is 01:22:56 Yes. It was a horrific war that branched the beings from the upper plains of the lower plains, every powerful entity in this entire multiverse. It is so old, it is so ancient and eldritch, I know very little of it. I believe that I know a way we may be able to save this world if there is a scenario.
Starting point is 01:23:51 Should the chain guard be unchained? which we then call him dango unchained. Is that what it's called? Dango. Dango! Sorry, I can do that. She doesn't actually say that. He...
Starting point is 01:24:14 Oh, sorry, that was my foot. He gestures to the map in front of you, and he points at the tokens in the... of the bullheaded tokens in a stretch that seems to be forest. It says, as you can see here, it's hard to tell
Starting point is 01:24:37 Lisa as of the last hour exactly where they are headed. But it seems as if they are diverting north. And if that is true, I believe they are heading to the lands to our north Grand. So Grand is the name of the land.
Starting point is 01:25:07 G-R-O-N-M-D. It is an orkish domain. We've been at war with them for as long as I've been alive, since as long as my ancestors have been alive. No, I don't mean to interrupt you. You were saying the word, should the chain of God be unchained?
Starting point is 01:25:32 And then you lost your train of thought. And I've had experiences where a god of the world has done this on occasion, and I wanted to make sure if there was more to that statement that you had the opportunity to provide it to... I cut you off. You said the chain, God will be unchained. And then you never finished your sentence.
Starting point is 01:25:50 I'm trying to think of what content. What was I going on? You were saying, I think I have an idea of what to do should the chained God be unchained. Right, if that scenario would happen. Yeah, but then you never finished that statement. And then he just diverged. So I just wanted to kind of round you back,
Starting point is 01:26:07 just in case there was more to that. Thank you. Well, that is actually important. And if they do, head north, I do not believe it is it in our power to hunt them down. But there are remnants from that war scattered around this land of Strigger. Is one of these seal-type operations in Grom? Yes. And would it be a possible hypothesis that the...
Starting point is 01:26:54 the Baffamette army is headed towards Grand for that very sealed purpose, and that they might have a conflict with the Orkish culture there? I believe that is my guess. Nothing gets past you, Chris. Well, let's just follow him and then fuck each other
Starting point is 01:27:10 for a while. Did you hear the words that he just said? Do not go north to hunt them down. Well, but I mean, if they all are, we just you know, all right. I'm sure. I'm 100% sure that Koravakia has people far better at recon than the six of us.
Starting point is 01:27:31 We like to cut you off. What were you saying about these remnants of war that are scatislavre? Excuse me, I mean we, we. Well, nobody's talking about your penis, Caprice. Anyway, these remnants of war. I'm sorry, I'm getting frustrated. Sorry, hi general. Sorry, I'm sorry. Apologous. The remnants of war, her, Jimmer, yes. You were saying, there... No, I can't stop thinking about your penis. He ignores all of this. I have my illusion.
Starting point is 01:28:03 No. There are things that banished. Things that banished the chain God. There were seven entities that were critical in that war. The seven angels. The wind dukes of Ocker. Spirits of air. How do you spell A-A-Q-A? A-A-Q-A.
Starting point is 01:29:01 A-A-Q-A. And you said elements of air or? Spirits of air. Spirits of air. From that plane of air itself, it was their might that finally allowed the chain god to be sealed away
Starting point is 01:29:27 with the power of the shadow fair. And there were seven of them? There were seven, yes. And their wind spirits. Is that basically what you're saying, that there are seven wind spirits? Yes, I am. What did they look like?
Starting point is 01:29:47 They looked like angels, I assume. I have never seen them myself. Is there somewhere that I could learn more about these wind spirits? What you are learning is not in any book, in any library. It's past. down, this is truly unfathomably ancient law. You are among the few in this entire world that even knows. Most of this would not even be considered legend. And I believe that once, or so it has been passed down in the order, is that once the war was over, once the chain guard was sealed,
Starting point is 01:30:56 The seven angels were scattered. They lost their forms, they lost their powers until they could be reunited again. Should the time come and the need arise to become the wind dukes once more? And it's now the time to reunite them? I wish it were not and I hope it is not. But if it is the case that Baffer, Fumet seeks to shatter all 13 seals, then we may not have a choice.
Starting point is 01:31:45 How do we reunite the Windducks? Can we go right now? Do you have any information you can give us? What I suspect in the lead that I have points to the vile country of the Ocaxian court. Vyroredrhydrow. Okay. Irieos.
Starting point is 01:32:11 Do you spell that? E-Y-R-I-O-S. Sorry, E-Y-R-I-O-S. So it's like Rios, but with an E-Y on the front court. E-Y-R-O-S. It's a last name. So, Ereos is the country. And a friend name, Jose Río.
Starting point is 01:32:30 Yes. It's the little idiot. It's the name named Enzo. And you're saying that you're Kekshin Court rules over E-Rios. Yes. I miss something. It's okay, buddy. You got.
Starting point is 01:32:51 Should we go there right now to help with these windows? I must do more seeing. I must do more scouting. But the Erecocra of that land have a strong connection to the elemental plane of air. And I believe that that will be the place to look. But you must allow me time before I send you there.
Starting point is 01:33:25 And you are the only ones. that have this knowledge, that can even take up this task. Do you understand if you accept what you're getting yourself into? I believe that Anubis has sent me here to prevent the unchaining of the chain of board. Or at least to re-chain him should he break free. So I do accept this task. I cannot speak for my friends, but I would accept it. And I would go alone if I had to.
Starting point is 01:33:59 though I do hope none of you will leave me in the death. I will absolutely go. I will stop at nothing. That long pause afterwards was for dramatic purposes, but when none of you spoke up, I began to be afraid. I was letting the long pause be long so that it was dramatic. There is a certain amount of time that is appropriate for long pause before your friend begins to feel that they may be going alone. Oh, so, so just so I know for the next time, how long is a significant long pause? I apologize. Oh, can we pick this again?
Starting point is 01:34:27 Yes, I'll show you. I hope I would go alone if I had to. But we will not let her. One, two, but we would not let her. We will go forth with that. Oh, oh, you were saying my line. Yes, I was showing you when the wrong pulse becomes appropriate. Do you want my tongue?
Starting point is 01:34:45 I would go alone if I had to. One Mississippi, two Mississippi, three Mississippi. But we would go along with you. Right after two. Toa. The world is doom. I got this. I got this.
Starting point is 01:34:58 I apologize, sir. Remember that dog he was talking about to the court. That is almost. exactly two seconds long to say so when I say something for dramatic pause I need you to go Corby and then go for it okay we're going to try this again but I would go alone Corby and we will be with you that of course perfect Joe that was wonderful yes excellent hi General Zern sir sir I'm Felix I yeah I too will pledge myself to defend Corvacia as I've always pledged
Starting point is 01:35:32 serve, but I want access to every library in Zentra, even the restricted materials, and I want access to the things that you have here in the citadel. All of it. Come and go as I please. Whenever I am here in Zentra, I want access to all of it. Whatever, whatever this badge, and I point to the thing that he gave us for all of it, whatever this is, I want this to mean that I can come and go as I please in every library in Zentra, and especially the restricted materials here in the citadel.
Starting point is 01:36:04 Yeah, I'm into that. I agree that knowledge is power, and I think that these should mean that. Thank you. What do you know? What do you intend to seek out, Felix? Do you know what you are even looking for? You should know more than anyone that there is power in knowledge,
Starting point is 01:36:27 sometimes too much. Sometimes knowledge brings doom to those that are not ready for. That's fine. I, I'm gonna be blunt, sir, I'm sorry, but I have to save my brother. And I'm going to do everything that I can. And it happens that, that whatever my brother got himself into, whatever I got my brother into, tossed me into all of this. And I'm going to help as many people as I can, but it first starts with me helping my brother. And I think that by figuring out how to fix that, I can also figure out how to fix this. And I don't care. You asked me what do I want to learn I want to learn at all I intend to learn it all
Starting point is 01:37:09 I don't care how long it takes make it a privilege to take advantage Oh At one at some point Ridge that I want to risk if in your voice you could say the revolution has begun 17 I told him I would ask you is that a reference I have no idea But they said they said that they can't donate but they would still like to know if you do it and I said the revolution has begun I agree this one every exact. That was perfect. You put your own tell us spin on it.
Starting point is 01:37:48 It was beautiful. It was beautiful. 17. My mom's, my mom's his revolution, the revolution, Corby, has begun. Thank you that long pause. Once
Starting point is 01:38:00 I have received your solemn swear to not divulge any of this information and that you are with me in this quest, then the wing on your breast will give you all of the access that you desire, Felix. Then I'm in. A hundred percent.
Starting point is 01:38:30 Exactly right. I'm in. And God dear much. You got this, Mike. I can tell you initial news. Some information that we did glean from the traitors, individuals being captured. from all over the country, the Talanguard which we have swiftly purged, but not well enough. Human trafficking, taking individuals out of the country, to all three of our neighbors,
Starting point is 01:39:15 all three of our enemies. Felix, I'm sorry to say, if your brother's alive, he may be anywhere in strigger. I understand. To be honest, I don't really know what to think anymore, but I'm trying to have hope. And regardless, I'm going to fix this. Well, where hope will not do knowledge and might will. Do you...
Starting point is 01:39:47 So, go ahead. Have your ravens picked up anything about a dwarf or a fourish cleric of any kind? I'm still looking for my... my dad too. Nothing specific in that regard, but I shall be sure to keep an additional pair or several of eyes out. I don't know even where to start. There's not been a single Murdon sanctuary that I've set my eyes on since I entered
Starting point is 01:40:20 Centaur up until this point. Well, based on what I understand about your dad, like, maybe the best thing is just to ask if we could have you seen yourself in a picture of him in a poster and we put one in every tavern in Zentra and if he's in the city then maybe he'll see himself and be like, I'm me and then he'll respond to the poster. Maybe. Good night, Graham. We could try that.
Starting point is 01:40:50 But if he's not in Zentra, then he's traveled a long way. I really hope he's all right. I hope he's not a part of this human trafficking business that's going on. Are they only targeting young kids? Are they targeting all ages? It seems that there are all ages involved. The children, particularly, the younger ones were particularly, and grimaces. Involved in the resurrection of Moloch.
Starting point is 01:41:33 How old did you say your brother was, Felix? I think we said it was 13, hey? Yes, he was 13. There may still yet be hope, then. From everything we've learned, it seemed as if they were going for the far younger ones for that foul devil. But individuals of all ages are being ferried across enemy lines to Grond to Erios, It's a Skeprenio. He points.
Starting point is 01:42:11 How do you spell that? S-K-E-T-R-A-N-I-L. Do we know where these other nations are in relation to Zentra? Yep, so Korovacia is in basically... The Korvakia is basically in... Let me... I mean, if you don't... If you want to do something rough, you can just do something rough.
Starting point is 01:42:38 Yeah, let me just do something rough. Here, so basically we have a marker. Yeah. Exxon. So I'm not, so Corvacia is like kind of down here. And so like central is right there. And so this is not 100%, but Grand is basically like here. And then what you call it.
Starting point is 01:43:01 Erios is like here kind of is. Can you put cardinal directions on there when you get a minute? That was great. Oh, okay. What? You're talking ability. So we're here. Our Baffin' guy went this way.
Starting point is 01:43:19 So he was basically heading south and they think that they're heading back up. Oh, hell. Okay. So, obviously, the country's not shameful. But where we came from the west, right? We came. Well, we were in Corbocki. We were in Korobaki the whole time.
Starting point is 01:43:37 Yeah, well, not me. Like, Altica is here. So, like, I did this. We got on ship, didn't we? So we, my understanding is that, like, it's sort of kind of like this, kind of like this, and then it maybe goes out like this and out like this.
Starting point is 01:43:53 So, yeah, we, I think I found Felix here. You guys came this way, and I think Iris and Luffy came up this way, right? So we all sort of met here, and we've worked our way up to Zendron. This way. Truth. Degony.
Starting point is 01:44:09 Allow me to consult the map while you all discuss amongst yourselves. Well, Felix, this is great news. Your brother could still be alive. Maybe. I just... I don't know why they would keep any of the remaining sacrifices alive.
Starting point is 01:44:28 Why? I... Well, it sounds like that the younger children were the ones that needed to be sacrificed to power Molok. Sure, yes. And so maybe there's another reason for the older children, like your brother. You might, of course, yes, you might be right. How long has it been since your last song?
Starting point is 01:44:50 It's been a long time. A long time. I don't have an exact time frame off the top of my head. It's been... It could be a while. I think it's like months or years, right? I would have said, the better part of the year, not more. So you can see the whole map here, ignore the names, because I had not named anything at this point. Oh shit. I never said. But this is basically, this was my rough. Can we, can we look
Starting point is 01:45:16 here? Let me try to try it. Brighten it up, maybe. No, that looks good. Okay. Cool. Yeah. Yeah. So can you point, can you just point Mike while it's on camera? So, so Erios is here. Well, Ereos. No, move your hand. Move your hand. Sorry, they use that. Yeah. Oeus is here. Okay. Uh, uh, uh, uh, Skephernal is here. Okay. And then Grand is here. Is up there? This is very top.
Starting point is 01:45:39 Yep. Okay. And then we're in the Central. And we are in Koravakia here. I have Zentra on the map here. And I even have, what's this? Kierzbner. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:45:48 Cool. And those are the mountains that we used to cross over. You saw them pass through and all that business. Okay. I sent Beatrice the wrong direction and I'm not happy about it. I'm so upset. You can dismiss her and someone in her back. I wouldn't do that.
Starting point is 01:46:04 Okay. Okay. So you basically see... I couldn't know. You see this map and it's all labeled and there's a number of, there's a number of pieces all over this huge wooden table. And Zern is staring at it. And he says, well, I believe that Irius, and he says, well, I believe that Irius, and he says, I believe that Iryos is going to be where we can start, but I have not sent my ravens down in that land in some time, as you can imagine, in a realm ruled by Erakokra. The skies are very dangerous. I will do what I can, but you must give me time to see through my birds eyes. Of course, I mean, take all the time you need. Um, not to rush you though, do you have an
Starting point is 01:47:14 estimate on how long that roughly takes? Days. What should we do in the meantime? Well, I'm basically going to live with the reading materials. And you should. I was going to go help rebuild the wall. So I guess we have a few days to just spend all time in Zentra, is that right? You do. Learn the city. You can move freely. Every... point you will effortlessly be able to get through with those medals on your breasts but I have not heard the solemn swearing of all of you I can't be any more forthcoming I'm in I solemnly swear I'm not gonna reveal any of the information we've talked about in this room I'd be happy to help in any way that I can I have
Starting point is 01:48:11 some ideas for example on if you've got some closed list lips folks I can I can create some pretty pucky illusions if you need him to talk. He convinced an old man that his penis was going to fall off. I'm not surprised. It's true. Toa. I swear on everything I hold dear, the McCarney Islands, my family, my ancestors, the great wind spirits that protect our island,
Starting point is 01:48:37 I swear on everything that I will take this as seriously as I can and I will do everything I can to make everything right in this land and mine. That's all of you, right? A Luffy's in tune. Luffy also solemnly swears. She would never see that. Ever. Wherever the cat goes.
Starting point is 01:49:01 That's my Lifty impression. I will swear to if you would let me, by either some magical means, or by the use of one of your avins, send a letter home to my mom just to give her an update on where I am, because I know she must be worried sick. You may use the post.
Starting point is 01:49:22 My birds are not good messengers. They're scouts. They're my eyes. And as long as you promise that you'll try to help me find my dad too. If you hear anything, please let me know as soon as possible. I'd be more than happy to help you with this because obviously the entire... All of humanity of Striga kind of hinges on this. So I definitely don't want anything bad to happen
Starting point is 01:49:51 Certainly don't want anything to go home to Galctica or the rest of Yona But you know I came here to find my dad and I know Felix feels the same way But your father will be dead if we don't do something about this Finding him is important but I think his life is more important for that time His life is very important to me Of course Should the worst case scenario occur, it will not just be trigger, it will be Yona, it will be Karkinos, it will be Chuk, it will be Mahmout. Every single continent will fall to chaos.
Starting point is 01:50:37 Well, then yeah I mean, I guess. Very well. Then you are truly my wings. And now, I know you are not. here for your own for your sense of altruism I will thank you and reward you to show you what you can expect to look forward to he stands up and goes to a large cabinet on the side of the room and he opens it and you see a number of items wrapped
Starting point is 01:51:22 Sorry. And he pulls out a large chest, and he walks over and places it. Oh, different kind of chest. On the table. And he opens. Well. I'm like, well, well, well.
Starting point is 01:51:40 Now I promise. This is why we call him the chain to God. He opens the lid. And there are. six large bats bats bags
Starting point is 01:51:59 of some sort of you play flea I wouldn't have a waste my time flea oh what no flea so it's fucking canonical that much you could oh yeah sure
Starting point is 01:52:12 flea yeah sure oh my gosh Sarah cracked him I know I asked him when we started this campaign if flea was real and he said yes so I thought it was canonical from the beginning that I started that fucking joke I basically said, like, well, you can make up shit about Goldthaca.
Starting point is 01:52:26 Like, it's also a district called Australian now. Hellhelm Gang just said, just be glad he doesn't have a yankham. That we know of. That we know of. There's no yankham. We didn't fully get to see what they did up in the air. He's also got that one bad boy in a sling. Who knows what he's doing?
Starting point is 01:52:43 It's a yankan. We call it a sleeper. There's 1,000 gold pieces in each bag. Holy smokes. For each of them. That's wonderful. Thank you. Oh, yeah, thank you.
Starting point is 01:52:56 That's very generous of you, sir. I'm gonna use that to learn shatter and lighting pole. I had a pen, but then the unnamed god of the world took it from me and left. I don't need a pen. So it's a thousand gold each. Yep, yep. Add it to Lufty's above. But-da-b-b-da-b-b-b-end.
Starting point is 01:53:19 As a sign of thanks, and as a way to assist you in the trials to come. I have gone into my private collection and pulled an item for each of you. You didn't have to do that, but I'm pretty appreciated. To what I know about my wings.
Starting point is 01:53:46 He steps to the B cabinet and calls... Did you hear that, darling? He's giving us precious things. What? He reaches... I bet mine would be gone. Did you hear their darlings?
Starting point is 01:54:01 He called us his wings. Did you just say darling? Well, I'm just... That was adorable, her. Please keep doing it more often. I'm just following your lead. It's great. I love it.
Starting point is 01:54:12 You complain if I don't follow your lead, so I just... I don't complain about anything. I've never complained a day in my life. Anyway, sorry, he reaches into what? He reaches into the cabinet. He yanks it out. He yanks his hand. He takes his hand and he yanks.
Starting point is 01:54:27 He has yanked. Anyway. I don't even know what I tried to say when I said yank hand. Fucking yankan. So he takes his gang hand and gets into his fucking potty and drives away. And the campaign gets new. The chain dot erupts out. Everyone dies.
Starting point is 01:54:40 Fucking Winster. No, full fiesta. I like the wind star. I drive my mother's full windstar. That was Vinny Scar. I know. That's why it should be in this. Anyway, sorry. He pulls, he pulls out.
Starting point is 01:54:52 out a long, beautifully crafted violin bow. Oh shit. It seems to be made out of an incredibly white polished wood with black markings. That's beautiful. That must be for me. And he steps forward and extends it to you, Caprice. May this fine do well. And you immediately understand its properties.
Starting point is 01:55:22 Where in the fuck did you get this? Get this. Bo of the dying swan. Oh, shit, yeah. What is that? What is? What? What it does, Caprice?
Starting point is 01:55:31 That's RP is plug. Red is reddish. Well, you can use an action to play an instrument with this bow and cast one of its spells once the bow has been used to cast a spell. It can't be used to cast that spell
Starting point is 01:55:41 again until the next on. The spells use your spell casting ability and spell save DC, blah, blah, blah. When you use the bow to cast a spell that causes a target to become charmed on a failed save, the targets have disadvantage on that. saving throw. This effect applies whether you are using the instrument as the source of the spell or as a spell casting focus.
Starting point is 01:55:59 The spells contained in this bow are cure wounds at third level, dispelled magic, protection from energy, lightning only, fly, Invisibility, levitate protection from evil and good. Well, I guess I'm not the healer anymore, folks. He's got third level cure round. Wow! It's a violin boy that can cast flying. Holy shit. Yeah, no, I'll, um, I'll, um,
Starting point is 01:56:22 da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-ha-ha-ha. Yeah, this is really magic. This is great. Do, dude. It is. It won one of my very few witnesses. It is very beautiful. I thought it was supposed to be mine, but that's fine.
Starting point is 01:56:38 You can have it. I did not know you play. I don't, but it's gorgeous. Thank you. You're welcome. It was crafted by one of the finest. Who? Yes?
Starting point is 01:56:51 You're saying? Instrument makers in the world. Do you call? Can I touch it? Oh, what was the name of the instrument maker? Cigna. It was not a decessitor. Thank God it wasn't Bundy.
Starting point is 01:57:10 It makes the worst sacrament. It's like these instruments were made for each other though. It goes with my viol, perfectly. It's a remark. I thought you might enjoy it. The realms of Carquinos made by the high elves. Oh. Their taste for.
Starting point is 01:57:23 of music and some of the best in the world. Enjoy that. He then walks to his cabinet and he reaches in and he pulls out a tall staff. It is carved of this beautiful black wood but heavily
Starting point is 01:57:40 adorned with gold and turquoise inlays and you see it at the head is an incredibly ornate jeweled scarab. Oh, that's mine. as I don't
Starting point is 01:57:57 I don't Oh she attached me Oh god I'm gonna have to wash that hand twice Yeah you're fine Lovty
Starting point is 01:58:04 Look at that stuff Do you think that's mine Lifty Lovty Yeah I do Pretty Kitty Lovely darling If anybody else
Starting point is 01:58:14 touches that I will kill you Zerner Zern steps over and approaches This was uncovered
Starting point is 01:58:22 by... Uncovered, that means it was buried like in a tomb. It was buried in the desert of Nakhine. Uncovered in by the great
Starting point is 01:58:37 Azran family long ago. Okay. I don't know who they are. It was in a museum and I had to have it for my private collection. Yes, I can see that you would want to do that. And he hands it to you. Oh god, it feels so great in my hand.
Starting point is 01:58:53 It will do you better. It's so shiny and gold. You didn't describe it that way, but that's what it looks like. The staff of the swarbing scarab. Requires attunement by a bard, not you, a cleric, me. A druid, a sorcerer, a warlock, not you, or you. Or a wizard, not you. The W threw me off.
Starting point is 01:59:11 We have a warlock? No. This staff has ten charges and regains 1D6 plus four extended charges daily at dawn. While holding the staff, you can use an action to expend some of its charges to cast one of the following spells from it using your spell safety see giant insect four charges
Starting point is 01:59:27 or insect plague five charges. Insect cloud. While holding the staff, you can use an action expend one charge to cause a swarm upon this flying scarabs to spread out in a 30 foot radius from you. The scarps remain for 10 minutes, making the area heavily obscured
Starting point is 01:59:41 for creatures other than you. The swarm moves with you, remaining centered on you. Jesus. A wind of at least 10 miles per hour disperses the scarabs and ends the effect. Dang. This is quite lovely. Thank you very much.
Starting point is 01:59:52 It's so cool. Yes, it is. Look at it fondly from over there. I'm very fondly and it's very cool. You see with your eyes, not your hands. Yeah. Does anyone have pressed a digitation? I wish I did.
Starting point is 02:00:10 I've seen... No, I haven't seen Pleelix still. You have not. This is horrible. That means I have to hold it with one hand until I can wash this one. No, definitely not. It will do better in your hands than in my gallery. But I appreciate it so much.
Starting point is 02:00:26 It is quite beautiful, and it is sound a home in me. I'm glad. And keep it always. He returns his cabinet and pulls out a bracelet that seems to be almost made of a simple, knotted structure. However, there is a carved bone. that seems to be adorned with this bright ocean blue gemwork. Oh, that's me.
Starting point is 02:00:56 Oh, it's a bone. It must be for me. And carve into it is a very tribal-looking shark. Oh, God. As he steps forward to Utah. That is what he feels. Iris is going to stand forward. Thank you so much, sir. You really should not be shattering me like this.
Starting point is 02:01:14 I'm going to reach out for it. This is for Toc. I thought it was for Helix I didn't even push it forward a little Why on earth would you give something to tour? Never mind. We're all getting one thing. I saw.
Starting point is 02:01:30 Why would we only get one thing? All getting just the one thing. Well, you might be getting one but I'm definitely getting more than me. I'm sorry, we're all getting 1,000 and one things. Well, when you put it like that, I'll accept it. I love that. I saw first hand your ability in battle.
Starting point is 02:01:49 I imagine what you could do with some. back up and he hands it over to you and it's like a bracelet yeah with a a bone a large bone shark that is inlaid with all sorts of crazy blue stonework so it's one of these oh baby oh baby oh baby it's it's the bracelet of this surging shark damn i can use an action to speak the bracelets command word and i need to name it and i I summon a shark-shaped water elemental, as if I'd kiss the conjure elemental spell. The ball can't be used in the, the bracelet can be used in this way until the next time. Oh.
Starting point is 02:02:31 To us got a shark needle. But what's his shot? It's just the one shark, though. He left the rest of the shark native back in. So really, he's going to go to jump the shark is what you're saying. Maybe the shark can jump, the hips. We have, we have to sum it to find out. This was found washed up on the beaches of Chuck.
Starting point is 02:02:54 Found by a fisherman who did not realize what he had, passed through many hands until it entered up in the black market. I thought it ashamed to be the hands of such degenerates that did not value it appropriately. May it serve you well. Thank you, this is incredible. I don't even know what to say. This is the nicest thing I've ever owned.
Starting point is 02:03:21 Whatever you say, just don't say the command word yet. No, I, do you know what the command word is? Don't you get to sign? Oh, no. You can decide it. It's when you're attuned to the item, you choose. Yeah. Oh, I'll think of my own command wood.
Starting point is 02:03:33 Please do. He then goes back to his cabinet. And he reaches him, and he pulls out a polished, bright helm that's very gorgeous and it has two large horns fastened to it that come down around
Starting point is 02:04:02 almost sheep-like ram-like and he reaches forward and he turns to you Herta. Hell yeah. And he approaches you and says, this I'm told
Starting point is 02:04:16 was the helmet of the great general from the dwarves of Mamute. May it keep you protected. And it'll let me it help you crush your enemies. And here's a lamentation for Belmont. Much appreciated. Helm of the charging musk ox requires a twin man.
Starting point is 02:04:46 This helm has three charges and it regained 1D8 expended charges daily at Donne. While wearing the helm, Yu'll can use an action to expend one to three of its charges to attack one creature. You can see within 60 feet of Yule. The helm produces a spectral muskops head and makes its attack roll with a plus seven bonus. On a hit, each charge you spend, the target takes 2D10 force damage and is pushed 10 five feet away from you. Alternatively, you can expend one to three of the helm's charges as an action to try and break an object. you can see within 60 feet of you that isn't being worn or carried.
Starting point is 02:05:23 The helm makes a strength chip with a plus five bonus for each charge you spend. Dang. That's awesome. Thank you. How many charges have total? It has three charges.
Starting point is 02:05:33 It's a lot of fucking damage. And you can break shit. That's really good. With your face. I fastened it and leading me on my head and pull my hair out of it. That's incredible. With that, he goes back to his cabinet and he pulls out a small item and in his hand it's hard to tell what it is,
Starting point is 02:05:57 but you see a bit of what looks like black silk coming up from the other side of his hand. He steps towards you, Felix, and he turns it around and in his palm is seemingly a beautifully designed silk bookmark. and at the very end is a silver charm brightly polished in the shape of a raven skull. Ooh. I have that. I was going to say. Interesting.
Starting point is 02:06:27 He hands it to you and says, this was mine when I was younger. When I first learned the magical arts, I believe it will enhance your ability as well. Hi, General, sir, I don't know what to say. at charm of the Queen's Raven. The charm stores spells cast into it, holding them until the attuned wearer uses them.
Starting point is 02:06:55 The ring can store up to five levels worth the spells at a time. Sorry. When found, it contains 1D6 minus one levels of the stored spell, chose by the DM. Any creature can cast a spell of first through fifth level into the ring by touching the charm as a spell of its cast. The spell has no effect other than to be stored in the charm. If the charm can't hold the spell,
Starting point is 02:07:16 The spell is expended without effect. The level of the slide used to cast the spell, determines how much space it uses. By holding the book charm, I can cast any spell stored in it. The spell uses a lot, a slot level, save spell, D.C., blah, blah, blah, the spell casting of the original caster, but it is otherwise treated as if you cast the spell.
Starting point is 02:07:34 The spell cast from the charm is no longer stored in it, freeing up space. That's fucking awesome. Thank you, sir. I will make fantastic use of this. Thank you. Felix, you're welcome. I would like you to know that I covet that.
Starting point is 02:07:49 You what? I covet that. Does it mean she's jealous of you? I would never use the word jealous, Toa. You're very sweet, I'm sorry. I just want you to know that I covet it. I'm not going to touch it. I tuck it into my coat, my eyes narrow you.
Starting point is 02:08:03 I do really covet it. There's something about it. It's shameful. Okay, well, maybe you'll get a chance to look at it and not touch it. I'm not sure what that means. We can discuss later. You're rude today. Dear God, you know what I think is ruined.
Starting point is 02:08:21 You know, none of us know what you think. It's the fact that you didn't want my helmet, but you want everybody else's things. What do you mean? You got something? Yeah, but you didn't go as soon as you saw. Oh, is that that disgusting thing you handed across me that smell like feces? Fucking oolish. It smells like the wild.
Starting point is 02:08:45 Feces, though. It smells a good. Your nose must be so. used to it as it permeates from your body. At least I don't shit in a fucking sandbacks. Please not in front of the High General, please. I'm surprised if she would say that, darling, because I'm pretty sure that you do.
Starting point is 02:09:03 A shit wear it, please. Continue, General. You smell like it. No one tells the General to continue. Please. Have some respect. And this is why all he gave her was a hardened turd. It's a cool little cramp thing with wounds on it. I think that's very cool. I think he'll go well really nicely with Peyton.
Starting point is 02:09:21 I really appreciate the touch. I'm glad he said so lofty. In and opens his palm and you see a flash of bright pink, of almost this rose gold ring that you seem, it seems to be carved in the shape of the head of an elephant with the trunk wrapping around to form a ring. He hands it. This was made by some of the most skilled brewers in Bargist.
Starting point is 02:09:54 An island team with some of the best beer in the world outside of Kirsteim. Ooh. I hope it allows you to stay alive. He hands it to her. Who wants to read it? I will. Oh, Lufty, darling. Let me see this.
Starting point is 02:10:09 Oh, yeah, sure. I will tell you exactly what it is. Of course. Thank you. My name is Lifty. I appreciate this item. Caprice, why are you talking like a strange mechanical creature? Shut up while I read this. Ring of the pink elephant.
Starting point is 02:10:23 Oh, you would love that if only it were. While you wear this ring, it projects an illusion that makes you appear to be standing in a place near your actual location, causing any creature to have disadvantage on attack rolls against you. If you take damage, are you... I'm okay. I'm okay. Did someone stab you in the stomach? No, no, no, it's all right.
Starting point is 02:10:42 Continue, please. Dicklego on, talking, don't interrupt me. I apologize. If you take damage, the property ceases to function until the start of your next turn. This property is suppressed while you are incapacitated, restrained or otherwise unable to move. Luffy, this is quite brilliant. Will I be able to see her? Or am I going to see two of her?
Starting point is 02:11:01 Because one of her is clearly enough. It'll be like when you drink too much? Okay, I can't. Oh, then I like it. It is just fine. Thank you again, sir. I can't. She's such a general zern.
Starting point is 02:11:15 Thank you for everything. I mean, this is unbelievable. I don't know what to say. Anything that keeps my darling Lufty alive, so that she can in turn keep me alive is fun with me. It's called the Ring of the Pink Elephant. Yes.
Starting point is 02:11:28 It's a cloak of displacement. Yeah, it's a cloak of displacement, but more different her. I love it. What is my staff, what more different are? Swarming, staff of, just look up staff of, yeah.
Starting point is 02:11:39 Cool. It's one of them. It's one of them. Is this a real thing? Yeah, that is the mandolin of the instrument of the bars. Oh, yeah. Now, help me I understand. Yes.
Starting point is 02:11:51 It says once this bow has been reached to cast a spell, it can't be used to cast that spell again. Does that mean that I can cast fly, but not fly twice, but technically I could cast cure wounds, dispelled magic, protection, right? Yes. One time, one and all of those. Yeah. Wow. So I get a once per day of all of those. That's insane.
Starting point is 02:12:12 That is. That is fucked up. That is fucked up. Wow. I can't wait to levitate. I recognize that item from Brow. And all already attuned to it? Yeah, you're all attuned immediately as soon as he beat,
Starting point is 02:12:25 power surges through you as you all enjoy. Lovely. Well, Commander Zan, I will say I appreciate that you gave me five or six individual items, one for me to keep on my person, and the other five, two. the other five to guarantee my safety that travels across Strigger. It was very considerative of you, and I'll make sure that my father knows
Starting point is 02:12:52 what you've done for me, and in turn, my friends. I mean, we didn't really, we didn't really get you anything. I could sing you another song if that would peak your interest, but I don't have any physical items for you. I would like that very much, Caprice. I'll use the new boat you gave me.
Starting point is 02:13:12 And I will say, an original song for the person who requested it and donated a twist of fate for this purpose. Is it a shanty? No, it is not a shanty because I don't- I don't have the shandy in front of me. Damn it. It was a Matthias time that's not Caprice. Magical power is a curious thing.
Starting point is 02:13:33 Make a one-man weep, make a mug man sing. Change a brooch to a little wide dove, but polymorphine what I'm thinking of. First time you feel it might make you sad. Next time you feel it might make you mad. And you'll be glad, baby, if you survive. If you're low on health, then you'll surely die. Don't take money, don't take fame. Don't need components to ride on this train.
Starting point is 02:14:02 It's strong and it's sudden and it's cruel sometimes. And it just might take your life. It's a power word kill. That's a power word kill. Can you feel it? Great job. It's right. It's right.
Starting point is 02:14:20 It's great. I love Dan. And then, Ort Rigger, to answer your question, Iris has a customized version of the noble background. It's the Pharaoh's daughter.
Starting point is 02:14:29 So essentially, yes, she's a noble. We generally do custom backgrounds around here, but they sort of similarities with what's published. Some similarities, but it is also more differenter. Mine's four.
Starting point is 02:14:40 Fucking Derek, man. You are so good. It's way fun. He, nah, that was beautiful. Made all the better by this dying swan bow. Appreciate it. It's a little morbid, don't you think, that the bow is dying? No, it's the swan that's dying.
Starting point is 02:14:58 The bow's fine. Oh. Is it referring what you might call a swan song where a swan sings right before it dies? You have some very insightful moments, my friend. You surprise me every day. I'm just, it's very, it was very lovely. It's kind of dark of you, Tau.
Starting point is 02:15:15 It's a lot of dark of you. I'm just, that's what I feel. Do you have swans on the McConey Islands? No, I mean, I don't think so. Actually, Tama, what is an island like? Um, imagine land. Oh, all right. I am.
Starting point is 02:15:32 Are you picturing land? I am, yes. Okay, now imagine it's just surrounded by lots and lots of ocean. On every side. that sounds lovely It's very lovely Yes No that does sound lovely
Starting point is 02:15:44 But then you can take a boat And go from Ireland to Ireland And it's very fun Is it because this island's so lovely That you are such a kind soul You know I haven't really asked that question Because there are many kind souls On my home islands
Starting point is 02:15:59 But there are some mothers That aren't so kind I would like to visit an island It's very wonderful People call it paradise I would tend to agree Perhaps that's why I'm the way I think you've answered my question.
Starting point is 02:16:11 It's a lovely lie. Hersia obviously doesn't come from an island. She must come from a place that is landlocked. Yeah, I do, and we don't have swans out there. We've got some really vicious geese. Well, that is definitely answered the next question I was going to ask. They hiss at me like you do. Well, in that case.
Starting point is 02:16:36 It's now canonical that where Herz is from has dire dire geese. That is terrible. As dire geese that like every single person has to learn how to fight because you will get fucking wrecked by dire geese. Yeah, they'd be aggressive too. From the mall to work out when you thinking about the geese. Yes, I want to see if the mall geese.
Starting point is 02:17:01 I wouldn't fuck with a real-life goose level of dire geish. So funny thing is completely aside, but I used to have a smart car and these geese from where we used to work. They were so mean that one time I went to my car and there was a goose on top of my smart car. And every time I tried to go to my, like to get in the front, he would like hiss at me and like fly up. I had to open the back of my smart car,
Starting point is 02:17:25 climb in and then climb between the seats just to drive away with a goose on the top of my car. Did the car not do anything? No, he didn't fucking care. He was out for blood. Yeah, they don't give a fuck. No. Gooseing geese's don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 02:17:39 They don't call them. Like a goose ooze. Yes. Gelatine's goose. Oh, fuck. So, Zern, uh, sits, uh, sits back down in your chair. It's the worst. It says,
Starting point is 02:17:53 I know you are not mercenaries, but you are also not. With the exception of you, Felix, military types. Do not expect you to act like you are conscripted of any, in the draft. You're still hear of your own free will, and this is my way to repay you for
Starting point is 02:18:20 what you've done. Although Baphomet now walks Korovacia, Molok has been sent back to the nine hells. Zentra still stands.
Starting point is 02:18:35 That is the best thing we could have achieved yesterday. But now, far more than Zentra's at stake, far more than Korovakia. We'll have to do our best to evacuate, but that is for me to worry about. Me and my eyes. Finish up your business here in the city. You may not be back for a long while once you leave.
Starting point is 02:19:07 Say goodbye to those that may be waiting for you. Wrap up your business and get some rest. It's a long road. ahead. He stands up and looks at you expected me. I, uh, how many days are we expected to, do we have? I need as much time as possible. It may take me as long as a week, but I cannot make any promises. Fine. That's, that's more than I honestly thought we'd get. You, we are not in an immediate rush for sprinting blindly into battle is what fools do. I'll do the best I can to scout with my birds.
Starting point is 02:19:54 I will make sure that Furman is ready to assist, should the Ocaxian court prove difficult on your journey there. But the rest will be up to you. You are free to move about the citadel, and move out to the city as you will. But do not overstep your bounds. Understand that our people are afraid. afraid. Do not cause
Starting point is 02:20:33 unneeded fear. You know far more than they ever will in the whole lives. Do not cause panic. Do not jeopardize peace and tranquility, even if the entire multiverse is at stake. I'll write some inspirational songs and maybe try out a few at the various taverns you have. Do you have a favorite tavern that you frequent? I do not frequent taverns.
Starting point is 02:21:02 nonetheless we understand who could I talk to about helping with the wall I imagine you can speak to the workmen that are there you should be able to lend a hand
Starting point is 02:21:20 who could I talk to to perhaps find another Goliath that may or may not be in the city I suppose his name Paul is Goliath Finder 2000 I believe the GPS the Goliath positioning system
Starting point is 02:21:55 Yep What's the name of the fucking guy? That's good Chumley Chumley That's not, no, that's not the guy with the missing penis No, Chumley was the like really annoying dude that we hung out with
Starting point is 02:22:08 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, yeah Sometimes he collapsed in the fucking house Guy I'm sure he only lived because Lutti Kast levitate on him. Yeah, like, like, helped him along, like, so he didn't have to, like, over his search. So you can speak to Chungley. Agreed.
Starting point is 02:22:30 Or his subordinates. They may have better insight, but I would not, given the, our entire eye of secrets, all of our intelligence and information, for the past years has been faulty under Kujata's reign. You may not get good information, and I apologize. It's quite a lot. I will. I'll speak with him and learn when I can learn. Very well. Also, as long as we're on the subject and we're being totally transparent, whatever you can do on a military level to, like, put Chumley on a diet, I...
Starting point is 02:23:09 I... I... I... He's... Oh, no, man. You're really... Could be snow. No?
Starting point is 02:23:16 I mean, your heart is in the right place, but... Where else would my heartbeat? You know what I mean. Why are you so many? He's not a place. He's a general! He's a general. He saw a place.
Starting point is 02:23:32 Oh, no, I just, you know, all right. No, but... I don't know the protocol. He does need to get whipped into shape. We've all become complacent in our power. and we've paid for it, but I will not let that happen again. Could you maybe, before we go,
Starting point is 02:23:57 just point me in the direction of the Citadel's holdings of the materials? Of course, and he gives you the direction that's deep into the belly of the Citadel. It gives you all the directions in winding turns. I will send my bird to you when I've received the information that I need and I have better next steps.
Starting point is 02:24:28 Do you, what kind of armor do you, Adam? Chain meal, gross. Who would make clothes that would fit a stature like this, gigantic thighs, strangely small head? Big butt. As wide as I am. Wider even.
Starting point is 02:24:51 I could use some new armor. I could like some new armor. Would it be Blacksmith who would do something like that? Yes, blacksmith. Do they call him a chain-malion, the man that makes chain mail? I don't know, I don't do these kind of task. Chain-malion. There are many artisans and blacksmiths
Starting point is 02:25:15 in the Conquest Ward as well as the Four Winds. Which is the best of them? of them. The conquest is what I would recommend for Corvokian grade armour. I'm talking someone who can do magic with their hands,
Starting point is 02:25:35 because it ought to take a feat of magic to get that to fail. We have some of the best craftsmen in the entire world. Do you believe they will have enough metal? I certainly hope so. Because we have been attacked.
Starting point is 02:25:52 It's probably a metal rationing. And I'm sure if we need to get together some broken weapons for them to smelt down to cover that. Our mining operations have been
Starting point is 02:26:07 quite fruitful. We should be fine. I would hope so. Conquest Ward, what is the name of the chain malion there? There's no, there are many blacksmiths. The best chain mail in that they have.
Starting point is 02:26:25 I do not have any particular I will simply ask when I get there who is the best chain mailion, thank you. You may not want to use the word chain malion if you want to find the appropriate information. Dear Mike,
Starting point is 02:26:41 you grabbed me. What would you recommend that I call them? A black smith. Well, that I didn't want them to smith something into black. Whatever, I will ask for one of this. then. An armorer.
Starting point is 02:26:58 Lovely. That makes so much more... Blackson. What would he? That is... One who makes chain mail. Oh, should I call him one who makes chain mail? I will write that down as well.
Starting point is 02:27:09 I think I have enough bullet for a sir. Nobody is asking you how much gold do you have. Okay. Dwarf heathen. I'm a guy. King. He is. You know where I can find...
Starting point is 02:27:24 Is there some noises? If I... I wanted to mellow out at Tabaxi. Do you know if I could find some fucking catnip? Oh, do you know another to Boxi? No, I know. I do not believe it works like that when I am standing at the ironing board.
Starting point is 02:27:42 Sorry. And that's the name of this war map that word the ironing board is... That's good. Yeah. Yes. Well, that's fine. If it doesn't work that way, it's acceptable.
Starting point is 02:28:00 You know, maybe it's a farewell thing. I don't care. Very well. One final question. Is there anywhere in town that can enchant our existing weapons, perhaps, so that they could do more damage to, in case we fight these horrible things again, I feel like I wasn't doing my full strength against these things. If I could enchant my totem.
Starting point is 02:28:23 And I'll pull up my hold at my mall. Is there anyone in town that can maybe make this hit, better against demons and things? If you are looking for enchantments, there are enchanters in the Black Rose district. That may enchant your weapons for coin. Thank you. Do you mean, like,
Starting point is 02:28:53 the fact that they were sort of, like, resistant to some of your attacks? Yes, I just feel like you needed some kind of magical energy to do full damage against the creatures that we fought. And this is just really a big piece of stone tidal and an old ore that I had. Just attack to you?
Starting point is 02:29:09 you? This is what talked to me? Your weapon? No, it's a weapon. Have you ever tried? No. So what you're saying is you could pay someone to have your weapon talk to you like Dakota. No, no.
Starting point is 02:29:22 I just mean so that it could break through those defenses, that's all I mean. Yeah, Dakota does that too, but she also talks to me. She gives me encouragement to that. I don't know if I'm... Did you pay somebody to make Dakota talk to you? No, my dad did. You know he made him, so I was free. I know that sentience means that there's something in it.
Starting point is 02:29:42 Yeah, I mean, there might be, but she speaks to me. She gives me some words of encouraging me when I need it. She's kind of like my, she was my, like, emotional support weapon before I got paid. Anyway, I mean, it might be interesting. Please tell me that no one else is listening to this. I just hope that halfway through this campaign, we're going to find out that Dakota is just like, Go, hearty, Johnny! Drive our enemies before us and hear the lamentations of the wit.
Starting point is 02:30:14 That's the whispered your mind. Herz, are you listening to me? Kill! Good for the coat! Skull for the Skull-Wars! Oh my God! And then you can get quills to the ball. Okay, Duran says, well, our world, if our world is not doomed.
Starting point is 02:30:45 Oh, fuck. The ghost of a chance, I suppose, is better than no chance at all. Make peace and vacate my throne room immediately. I'm busy. You sir. You sir. Thank you. I will send my bird when I am ready. All right. Toa, I'm gonna go now, and I'm gonna probably just sleep.
Starting point is 02:31:09 probably just sleep in the libraries and you might not see very much of me. If you need me for anything, send someone because they'll know where I am because of this thing that I've been showing people, they'll probably make me sign a log or something. You'll find it, you can find me. I'll just assume you're in the Citadel and then... I may start here, but I may not stay here. I'm going to try to visit all of the libraries if I can. Okay, all right, that's fine.
Starting point is 02:31:31 I think I'll know where to find you. I'll start. I'll be starting here. Take your time, please read as much as you can. Is there anything that I can... I've got a list of things that I'm going to look up. Is there anything I can look up for you? Yes.
Starting point is 02:31:43 If you can find anything about the seven angels or the wind dukes of Aka or the spirits of air or the plane of air or the wind spirits or anything related to birds or boars or sharks or mower, which are like big birds that have legs, but they don't only fly ironically. Isn't that interesting that they're birds but they don't fly? They don't fly.
Starting point is 02:32:04 But I just say big birds. Big birds, yes. Big birds. I got that. I wrote down big birds. You left, by the way. Yes, yes. We have a rocking in the in the injuries of not being executed. You laugh and you're walking through the sitting down. You want to play some rock scissors, shares?
Starting point is 02:32:24 Do you have anyone else? He's like, hey, do you even have those bats? We can play around at Sleen? Anyone else? I might actually join you on like day one or two. I have some library lookup for myself. Sure, absolutely, of course. And I will babysit both Toa and Hersha,
Starting point is 02:32:42 as I believe that we have similar interests. You are going to a metal smith to work on your weapon, yes? Well, it's not made of metal, it's made of wooden stone, but I'm hoping that they can enchant our totem so that it can do medical damage at the very least. Please keep them out of trouble. I will do my very best. I believe in you.
Starting point is 02:32:59 Luckily, I am hoping that that strange dwarf that accosted me in the inn has been killed in the battle that is ensued. But I will keep my eye out for that dwarf. And should it appear, I will make sure that both Toa and Herzia safe front. I'm like 99% toss it in and I saw the dead body of like a really hideous dwarf out there. I'm going to reach for it and I'm going to grab his priest's hands. There is nothing in the world that has brought me more joy than you telling me this.
Starting point is 02:33:28 It's my pleasure. Well, we can all rest easy then. That dwarf is choking back tears. dead. Thank you. Slushing her by Kajamas. Um, yeah, I mean, I... I'll go with you. We're gonna head down to the one of hers.
Starting point is 02:33:45 We do that. We're out of here. Here's to another week of learning. I catch people mind on feelings. I have time now. Where are we? What are you saying to? I mean, I know you hated that dwarf, but... I did. I did.
Starting point is 02:34:04 I hated it more than anything. A senseless killing won't bring back your cucumber slices. I did not senselessly kill it. My thought is this, that foul dwarf, that haggard, aged dwarf that smelled like pestiline boils. That dwarf, the ugliest dwarf I've ever seen in my entire life, that came up to me and wrenched my cucumbers from my aching under eyes, was probably hit by...
Starting point is 02:34:34 Shrapnel of some kind of. Or a flak of geese, shall we? Goals can only hope. For the soul of that poor wolf that died on the battlefield, thank you for telling us, Caprice. I'm walking with Felix down to the library, and I'm like, oh, I'll catch up with you. I'll be right back, and I run back to you guys.
Starting point is 02:34:52 Sure. I wasn't fucking kidding about that Stein I owe you, all right? We're gonna go get a drink. All right. I gotta go to get the books. But I'll be about, yeah. All right, and then I run and then I jumped back into the path of feelings. You know, I didn't want to get close enough to you to have like a lady conversation because you smell terrible. But I do want to get close enough to you to say this to you without your listening.
Starting point is 02:35:16 Don't listen to her. I think Caprice has a thing for you. No. No, I think he really likes incredibly large asses. And no personalities. Anyway, would you like to get moving and head to the shops? Oh. At least one of those things we can work.
Starting point is 02:35:33 on your eyes. Were you talking to me? What? You told me not to listen, so I wasn't listening. Oh, I'm so sorry, Tora, you're right. Please listen again, Toby. Oh, okay. Would you like to go down to the shops?
Starting point is 02:35:43 Uh, yes. We are going to find some there, and we are going to buy you new clothes. Because I think... This is Emily Blanc from fucking... I have ever fucking seen it and I can't keep it together. We're going to buy you new clothes. Because I think that... that your stench is emanating from the places that you're sweating on your current ones.
Starting point is 02:36:11 And my fear is that until they are destroyed, completely removed from this pain of existence, that that smell will follow me from. I can immolate them. And I will pay for it. But worry about it. Because currently I am paying for it. I mean I can pay for it. And then, darling, I hope that we will be able to be able to.
Starting point is 02:36:35 be friends once I can breathe in your presence. Me too. But I doubt it. I mean, but I'm more than happy to pay for them. I just want to make sure you're not going to immolate my butt pajamas. What about pajamas? Is it like a common dwarf thing because that one that accosted me had butt of trams? I think all dwarves have butt pajamas, yeah.
Starting point is 02:37:00 Strange creatures, I will never understand it. Can we please make our way? as you are all getting ready to separate. Just real quick, just while we were passing one of the high guards here on top. I just want to say, can you just let General Chumley know that I'd like to speak with him at his earliest convenience. I'm Toa Kamenui. I'm one of the wings of the Raven.
Starting point is 02:37:20 If you can see here, there's this badge. It's very... I can see that, yes. Can you just let him know, and I'll be wherever we're staying for the night. You know that that room, that nondescript room there we're summoned from, you probably know. Yes, I do know that room. There'll be... Just there only chance we could fit an upgrade to a larger room.
Starting point is 02:37:38 One that's less nondescript. You know, we are. Part of the reason the city is still standing after all. I will ask. Lovely, thank you, darling. Okay. As you all are making your way, Felix, you feel a ping in your head.
Starting point is 02:38:00 Oh, fuck. is you hear the flapping of wings and the ping and you realize that it's coming from the wings. No! Wing medallion that you have. No! Oh! You hold it and it's glowing, bright, white,
Starting point is 02:38:15 as it seems to be divining, and it glows brighter as it turns in a cardinal direction south towards the seven islands. Now, is Caprize with me? Yeah, I'm right there. You guys are all together. You're getting ready to break off. The, damn it, the thing, the thing,
Starting point is 02:38:32 It's Captain Freeman. Oh, Captain Freeman. We should probably talk to him immediately. Why am I think about that? Do you need to me to cast Sending? Is it instant? Can you... Yes, of course.
Starting point is 02:38:42 Yes, I think it's a fantastic idea. Good thinking. Thank you. I'm going to cast Sending. Feed me the information you want me to say. Just ask him, make sure that he's all right and if we need to go to see him immediately right now to ping us again.
Starting point is 02:38:56 Just ask him if everything is all right and you need me to go and see you right now, just to ask him. I mean, yes. Ping us again. I'm assuming, ping us again. I'm assuming you understood that freeway. The, you wait, and it's a matter of seconds before you get a response.
Starting point is 02:39:15 And it's, you hear a voice in your head and says, like, sorry to alarm you. I'm going to leave the city immediately and wanted to say goodbye before I did. But if you're caught up in other matters, just know I'm going back to the Lockfeather Lodge. I will be leaving in four hours from the honey pot. Now, what is it? The honey bee. The honey bee. It's not the honey bee.
Starting point is 02:39:38 No, the queen bee. The queen bee. The queen bee. I need pots from your home. Well, he's given me information. He's currently dying. What? He has but two or three minutes left to live.
Starting point is 02:39:51 Holy shit. Really? He wanted to let us know that, out of all of us, the only person he liked was toa. We need to go see him right now. And I sort of running down the hallway. I'm going to start sprinting the fastest way I know to get out of the city, I'll start sprinting that.
Starting point is 02:40:07 Seven. Okay. Yeah, I'm lying. You book it. I am so lying. I got a 20. I got a seven on my inside. You're saying.
Starting point is 02:40:16 So I think that you... Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm lying, but yeah, you think I'm completely truthful. We'll never make you. Oh, my God. We're fucked. We'll never make it. Oh, I really like that guy.
Starting point is 02:40:27 Oh, it's really sad that she ran away. I was fucking with you. Um, he's actually going to leave the city. I think he said he had about four hours left until he was going to be able to do that. I heard it was comical sometimes to tell people the exact opposite of something they're called. They call it sarcasm. I immediately turn around and start shouting, Tawa! Tawa, come back!
Starting point is 02:40:46 It's fine! Would I hear this? I would say echo is loud enough down in the hallways. What? What? Come back! We need to hurry, Captain Freeman! He's fine!
Starting point is 02:40:56 He's fine. Hevis is just a horrible person. Excuse me, I'm a horrible tobacco. I mean, I'm a perfectly fine tobaccy. She's a horrible humanoid. I run back. He's okay? He's perfectly fine.
Starting point is 02:41:10 I was trying to be sarcastic. Then what's going on again? Isn't that what it is? What's going on? He's leaving the city. You're not to be telling you. We should say goodbye. No, he said nothing about saying goodbye.
Starting point is 02:41:22 All he said was, I'm leaving in four hours. If you have the things that are pressing matters, pay it no mind and I'm heading back. I'd like to say goodbye to him if I can. Where is he? I can't remember. Is he in the, is he where we left him? In the seventh heaven, that brothel? We've been to a brothel.
Starting point is 02:41:44 Yes, yes, we went to a brothel. Several actually. Why would we ever stay at a brothel? Do you have like short-term memory loss? No, of course not. We arrived in the city and we stayed at this strange inn full of naked women, and then we went shopping and we went back, back, back, back, back, back. The second...
Starting point is 02:42:03 The second... The woman... You got off so, transient gold and verbal amnesia. This is a problem. Then everybody in two minutes. I don't know what you're talking about. I think she might be part goldfish. Oh, I do love gold, but that fish made of full gold.
Starting point is 02:42:19 Yes. You were saying, I'm trying to figure out when we have stayed in a broth. The naked women's section. That was an inn. With naked women. Yeah? I know. And they, and they, it's all the only thing that you get to keep after myself.
Starting point is 02:42:32 Well, I sent one of the innkeepers with my new son. Especially transmitted disease. Wait, I, I can explain. And I pull out, like, a notebook. And I flip through my notes. And I say, I wrote it down right here at one point in our travels before we met you all. You could, right. How do you hold a pencil that was massive hands?
Starting point is 02:42:49 It's very bad handwriting. In. It's like a giant. In with naked women. equals brothels. See, I wrote it right here. I sure hope that is not the case. I sent one of the housemaids back to Sket with my son. Oh boy. Who's going to tell her?
Starting point is 02:43:11 What's that? A Lady of the Night? No, no. She was just just there to help serve all the other ladies of the night. Oh, thank God, Caprice. And I'm going to grab his hands again. You have given me so much peace of mind, darling. I'm just so glad that I have noticed... What was the name of the inn that we stayed out? The Queen's Bee. That is exactly where Three Wings said he was going to be.
Starting point is 02:43:32 Though, I'll be honest, it was more like Queens C's or D's. What are you talking about? Heyo! I give off! I didn't see a sea anywhere around. There was no water to be found. I'll show you, let's go. And I start to walk my way down towards the plug-
Starting point is 02:43:53 Are we all going back to the... I'm gonna go see it and come and go by back. a freeway. He was a cool dude. I want to say goodbye to him. He's very cool. He got us this far. I want to say goodbye as well, but I don't, I can't waste another minute. You've got a fucking week. We can go say goodbye to one, Prater. Well, to be fair, he's not actually my friend. It's the least you can do to pay your respects to him.
Starting point is 02:44:11 He's not did though, right? He's not dead. He, what? He, he maybe did. I was being sarcastic, John. All right, it's still. Did he do what, Toa? No, is he did? Is he did what?
Starting point is 02:44:24 Like, like, not alive. Is he dead? Of course he is alive, but what is he doing? So he's alive? Yes, Tiller, he's alive. We've got a second. It's still only... Yeah, we're walking.
Starting point is 02:44:40 We can still make it back there and back here with relative ease. It should be fine. Could I carry someone on my back? Like someone is brawny as he is? What's your shrine? Well, my strength is 12, which is pretty good when you think about it.
Starting point is 02:44:58 You can make an athletics check to try to. Worst case scenario, it's very grading, but I would allow you to ride upon my back and sprint with you back here. And significantly faster than you are, and it would probably do you good to feel the body of a woman between your legs. That is going to be an unequivocal note. Thank you.
Starting point is 02:45:17 Well, you know, it's for the best. That's just a pawn. Is it the right thing? As I said, she is a horrible, horrible. Excuse me. I don't know why it's... I literally offered to do something nice for you. No, I don't think she's horrible at all. I think she's just...
Starting point is 02:45:44 I think she's just very sassy. Okay, so. Whatever you said. Sure, of course. She's very careful and I think... Anyways, I... Caprice, can you keep leading the way? It's incredibly real.
Starting point is 02:45:59 Yeah, absolutely. My pleasure. My pleasure. I figured I'd let you guys discuss as I navigated through the various checkpoints that we need to go to and remember the streets. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're right. We'll become more insensitive. But using my urban knowledge, I will try to get us there as quickly as possible without getting lost. Okay. I would say that you all eventually make your way back. The whole vibe of the city is incredibly shaken. There hadn't been a battle here in generations. And so to experience that was completely horrible for a lot of these people, especially the poor in the Seven Heavens. And people are still peering out of their windows distrustfully, and especially the rumors going around of a cult within Tentra. And anyone could snap you up in the middle of the night and hear whispers around as people are looking around with fear fear in their eyes. eyes. You eventually make your way down the familiar streets and around the corner and you see
Starting point is 02:47:05 the Queen Bee. And as you enter, you see that, you see that, uh, that Rivali is in the main thoroughfare. You see rooster standing behind the bar as a few of the girls are we in, oh, hey, it's been a long time. Hey, like, oh, you, relax from the bad. They're all trying to beckon you in and beckon you upstairs. And, uh, Rivali. Holly looks at you, you see that he has his pack, fully packed, it's slung over the side of one of the chairs. As you see, however, there's a few marks across his face, and actually down his neck is a pretty bad burn mark
Starting point is 02:47:50 into his outfit. As he looks at you and says, I thank the gods you're alive. Captain Freewing, it's so good to see you! want to go up and I think it's good to see you we were really worried when the when the signal went off we thought something that was wrong I am sorry I didn't want to alarm you but I it's okay I'm going to leave the city and I guess this is where we part ways I just wanted to say goodbye as a joke I told them that you were dying I don't think it landed very
Starting point is 02:48:22 well well considering what happened yesterday I wasn't that far off did we were you in the Mitchell. I did. I snuck into one of the regiments and I took down a couple dozen of the beastmen and I helped take down one of the machines. Wow. All right. So yeah, I got up to the top and and hit a weak point. Fuck those machines though, right? Fuck those machines. And he pulls down his shirt and you see just the horrible burn. It's like, I can't believe this. I very narrowly died, avoided. Do you make the healing action? I took care of that. If you want to dump a few more resources, I would appreciate it. No, it's okay, I got it.
Starting point is 02:49:05 I'll put five points into it and cost less restoration. Okay? You do that. Very better than cure wood. It's nice. Do you want this back? Should we keep it? I suppose.
Starting point is 02:49:24 No, I guess you should keep it. What is your plan? We've all got a little bit of a different plan, at least for the next few days or so. Yeah, we're doing something of a staycation. We're going to stay in Zentra, but we're going to prepare for the coming changing landscape of, you know, that sort of thing. We're going south to Ereos, more specifically. Ereos, why? Because we've learned a lot, and we've learned that despite the you may have seen that the army's going north,
Starting point is 02:49:57 going south is actually the best way that we can lend our services to keep the world safe. You've gotten mixed up and far more than even I have. I'm going to get a horse and ride to the Lockfeather Lodge as soon as I can, to warn everyone to tell them that the horn region is headed in the clockwood and could be headed directly to them. I think I can outpace them if I don't stop. Just be careful. Don't do any, don't push yourself too hard. I'll try not to, but...
Starting point is 02:50:40 that old fool home heart i don't i don't know if he has his wits about him so i need to i need to make sure that i do what i can i swore an oath and i we did what we came here to do we saved entrant we saved my home and i thank you for that but we owe we owe you a lot is there anything else we can be doing for you before you are on your way i mean i feel like we're very much and you're dead for getting us into the city and helping us navigate from the lodge? I heard what you all did. You were the ones with Zarn taking down that horrible abomination. You were the ones that saves Zentra on all the people that I care about,
Starting point is 02:51:26 all the people that I love. You've done more than enough. I thank you. I'm in your debt. Well, please keep the lodge safe. and if you need anything at all, could you please send word to Zentra and hopefully the priest here can make sure
Starting point is 02:51:42 that we hear word even if we're very far away? Well, this range is at the very least if you're on this continent. I should be able to ping you. Hopefully I don't have to use it. You guys at the lodge, you guys accept the post, right? We can write you. Yeah, we do, yeah.
Starting point is 02:51:59 They can find it, sure. All right. All right. Take care of yourself and... Well, hopefully we'll see you soon. Hopefully, hopefully, it's under better circumstances. He takes his fist and puts it to his heart, and he nods to you. Thank you for everything.
Starting point is 02:52:15 Thank you. He slings his bag over his shoulder, and he walks out, and as he's getting ready to leave, he turns back one more time, and he looks around, and he says, hopefully I can come back at least one more time. Be well. Safe travels. Good luck. any turns.
Starting point is 02:52:37 Good ball. Remember. Fight for liberty. Hey, hey. Fight for freedom. Real quick. Before you go, whereabouts is your, like, horse?
Starting point is 02:52:45 How long is it going to take you to get to a place where you're going to be on, no longer on foot? The delivery's not far from here. Oh, okay. Just check. Watch out for the geese. I will. I hear the situation is pretty dire. For the freedom of everyone.
Starting point is 02:53:05 We'll fight for freedom. Goodbye, friends. Goodbye. And he turns and leaves. And you all are in the seven habits? I guess we're going shopping. Yes, I do believe that we should. I'm going to go back to the Citadel.
Starting point is 02:53:21 Thank you for your suggestion. Actually, you're an asshole, and I cast banishment on him. I need you to roll A, uh, wisdom, uh, Christmas, thank you. What level is your spell? Fourth level. Would I have time to react? Yeah. Yeah. I'm gonna cast counters, well, okay.
Starting point is 02:53:45 Okay, how does that work? Does it immediately counter? No, it would have been at a third level because I'm not going to use the meta knowledge. Okay. Um, and then it would be a- It's 10 plus the spells level. Mm-hmm. Do you add anything to your roll? Um, it- It- Or is it a straight D20? No, it just says the I think it's just a D-20? Make an ability check using your spell casting ability. So you just add your name.
Starting point is 02:54:24 So plus five. Oh, okay. And I have to get a 14 iron? You get nine. 17. Do we see it happen? Of course. What was that about?
Starting point is 02:54:34 What was that? You are an asshole. Let's go, Hersia. And I grab Herja around the arm. I don't even care that I'm touching you. You will never get healed from me ever again, you tiny man. And we storm off. I'm actually six feet tall.
Starting point is 02:54:47 I don't really know what she's talking about, but that's fine. I'm only an... smaller than you. So she probably sees her. Why can't we repress our feelings like normal people? I love you. What happened? I don't know what you're talking about. My feelings are repressed.
Starting point is 02:55:02 I never get excited. I never get angry and I never let my emotions get the better of me. Walk faster her. I'm okay. I don't know what that was about. I used to disguise self to turn myself into the iris. Not do I, and I want that. I guess, are you going, are we both going to the sit?
Starting point is 02:55:22 I drop it. Yeah, no, no. Leave the wife, please. I'm gonna go with him, so good luck. You too, pal. I won't envy you. Lufty fanned her really quick. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 02:55:34 Oh, Lufty, you're coming with us, darling. I thought you were going to get to drink. Oh, yeah, no, you are. I like to join ladies sometimes. But you are always loved to me. Why are you so bent up? This is very unlikely. Oh, you're still.
Starting point is 02:55:44 He keeps calling me a human. I'm quite obviously at Tabaxi. Oh, it's okay. I called you a person and I used humanode. I didn't use the word human. You're not there. No, I'm just letting you know outside of. Yes, I know.
Starting point is 02:55:55 He is calling me a human. Oh, that is not. How dare he? Oh, that's not the worst. It's not me. It's not my fault that he's a wizard and he's not intelligent. But he doesn't know the difference between a human and a tobacco. Yeah, you know, he probably doesn't understand where you're coming from, so I'm...
Starting point is 02:56:13 I don't know what accent and you think! That's good! That's really good. That's really good. You don't need to do it. You don't need to do it. Okay. No, she was doing it on accident.
Starting point is 02:56:24 That's okay. So, are you, I mean, is everything okay? Of course, everything is fine with me. There could be worse things in being a human, I mean, look like the humans here. Are you serious? If I were a human, I could not be the daughter of the Pharaoh. I just mean... I could have lived in Mechbet, couldn't have gone down the river with my father
Starting point is 02:56:44 and enjoyed all the things that I did. There are lots of wonderful humans... Oh, I'm sure there are. In this city. But the ones that I've met at the river. disgusting. Even Zern? Zern's a human? Yes. I thought he was bird creature. No, he's a human that my understanding anyway is that he's a human they can turn into a bird. That is quite interesting. Is he a droon? I don't know what he is, but my point is that I think every kind of person,
Starting point is 02:57:15 humanoid or otherwise, can be good. No, I completely agree with you. Even an or even a goblin or... I didn't say that humans weren't good. I'm simply saying I'm highly offended that someone would dare to call me a human. Well, I don't think he meant it. Oh no, Felix means everything, he says. Well, anyway, I think shopping will make you feel better. Shopping always makes me feel better, especially because I smell horrible. But, you know, we're closer as friends now, darling.
Starting point is 02:57:48 Yeah, yeah. I say so. Let's go buy some new claws. Yes. And you will pay. for it. I have money. All right. I'll just wait until we get to the whipping place and I'll look
Starting point is 02:58:00 for an enchant. You're going to whip someone. No, no, weapon, weapons. What? You're going to whip someone. Don't kick shame. I'll just follow behind and just keep my eyes at I'm looking for like a weapon enchanter. And then we're just going to some place where there is armor. You do that?
Starting point is 02:58:18 What are you guys doing? I'm following him to the nearest library, whatever he thinks. I'm gonna go where you're and told us to go. Okay. Which is like in the bowels of the citadel. Okay. So you all make your way to the library. You make your way shopping around. And for the sake of brevity, you will spend a week doing things, reading the library, shopping, getting things you're going to enchanted and the like. And we can take care of that. And then, as After one week, at one point when you're all in your room, you hear the flapping of wings. And at the window is Zern's a six-eyed raven, and it croaks. And that's where we'll end the session. Oh, shit.
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