Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 26 | Eruption: Part 2

Episode Date: December 4, 2024

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Hey man, welcome to the legends of a ventress. I'm Toa Komanui, and you're listening to Beneath Thark Wings. Here's basically what happened last time. I wanted to read a class for freedom for heroes. There is an open dome at the top. I don't know what's going on at the top there, but if we didn't stop whoever that is chanting, maybe the crystal, if we just destroy the crystal, the whole thing will come down. A huge arcing crystal that is glowing, arcing.

out lightning. If we can destroy this, at the very least, I think that the trees, defenses might drop momentarily, not entirely. Seven figures lined up. Humanoid in shape above you. You see a beast, a creature. Lightning within, bits of storm and wind, but it's very clearly a massive feathered serpent. Two large, or four large winds, you see the rumbling and cracking of earth as a ring of magma bursts around and starts to encircle as a rupture in the ground

burst up and you see a humanoid figure with a metal jaw emerge above and you hear a voice call out it's coded in magma and it falls off and it says toa how restrained are the people who have fallen into the... They're fully

restraint. Toa, no, be... Is that... No! Is that a proper challenge on your honor, Toa? No! I do not need Tikiura.

I'm still the flame bender. Don't, don't... Don't care. It's not. Don't! Can you inside check him when his, like, stuff dissipates to see if it's actually like the molten lava

of it's actually gone? Make an insight check. Fuck it. All again? Ninete. 19. 19. You see as the magma and the energy

glows, you see that there's a bit of fire in his hands, but that same glowing magma enchantment of that God seems to be going. And then, um, on top of that, because I'm touching him, I want to roll a sleight of hands to death warm pillow. Ooh. And you will not hit my friends! I swear on my honor. You meet me in single combat tower.

We put an end to it right now. I put you in the dirt. Think about his honor! He's a liar! You know this! He's just delaying, Tor. 23, to slide of hand, death word, Toa. He just, oh, let me just, he's...

He doesn't have a fucking note. His eyes are locked. He seemed very... The challenge that you gave to him didn't even require a role of intimidation or persuasion because he took that very seriously, and he has...

It's so focused on facing Toa. He did not notice that slight of hand as well. as your hand kind of glows and there's a slight shimmering on his back in anubis because then gives you some reassurance that he's keeping his jackal eyes on your friend what is this do if he he so essentially he can't die so if he dies he immediately comes back with um i think he drops his year so one if if we're anything if some of us are restrained sorry god so anything like if you um like disintegrate right where it would like hit you and completely disintegrate you if you died to it death word would prevent that

Wow. So, yeah, it's amazing. So if there's a spell that only requires verbal, verbal components, I'm good. Yeah, okay. Yeah, right now. Yeah, all right. I won't do this. Crappy.

I'm not at full strength. Will you allow me to return to full strength? Toa, no, stop. Go ahead, Tawa. I'm rest. You always thought you were more of a coward than this. I'm impressed. Toa, stop.

Don't, don't. Please. I'll meet you, Phoenix. No. He's delayed, Tora. He's just. Galang the inevitable. I could call that bird brain back right now if I wanted to.

Couldn't our dwarf feet? I'm glad he didn't see you. Unlike all of you, I believe in you tow. And I know that you can do this. I will drink revitalizing brew for my pack that I've been holding on since Kirsteim. I forgot that existed. What does that do? That's just a greater healing pose.

Are we taking a rest? No, no, no, no. No, no. I wasn't true. Reitalizing Bruling. I am resisting with all of my stress. I was thought he was asking for a full rest. 13.

You're gonna eat lightning, and you gotta. So who made it out? Who made it out? I did. I'm fine. I did too. I almost didn't, but... You said five people.

I'm also going to touch you. Heart and go back are one, two, three, four. So then it was only four. Thank you, God. You can look at that just to make sure. So I'm touching him again. I'm not. for a sleight of hand, and I'm warding

bond him. So I will take, he's going to be resistant to all damage, and I am going to be discreetly taking that damage. Holy crap. You take half? So he's resistant, so I'm going to be, so we're basically splitting it. So if he takes 10, he takes five, I take five.

So I take the damage to... With that insight role, he does not, he does not see that, as you once again, kind of do that. And he steps back. I think I only have two health potions, so I think that all, that's it. Are you weak, Chawa?

What are you at right now? I have two or vinyl. I have 76 of hit points. How much are you? 76 out of 93. I will cast a cure wounds at third level. Wow. The best.

I believe in you. Mr. Bertha has an excellent question. I believe he's being stuck in a whole count as a rest. Not if you're struggling. I'm thinking of in preparing. for when they start to fight. No. Okay.

Uh, 22. Wainzapaling. You're full? I think so. Just barely. What's the metagaming picture? Are you weak, Chawa? Just barely.

He reaches into a satchel and pulls out a gourd. You would ever recognize there's a stream of gore that grows in the Mokane Islands. He cuts it to you. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And you have an additional AC. You have a plus one AC, bonus AC. From what? So from Whoring Bond.

It's material components, though, right? Um. Because I try to cast that as Brunley Dane. It's a gold requirement. Does it consume? Yeah, it's a hundred gold. Two platinum rings of 50 gold a piece. Oh, shit.

Can I take the gold away since we've been shopping? And I have tons of gold. If you have rings on. I do. It doesn't consume them. Okay, yeah. Yeah, you can use your ranks. Yeah.

I mean, I wear a tons of jewelry. And it doesn't consume it. It's going to be enough. So I'll take the 100. Consum it. Only if it says that it consumes. Which it consumes, right. So this is...

It doesn't just say rings of worth? I'm just asking them. So like pearl of power requires you to have a pearl worth 100 gold pieces. Or like chromatic glass or whatever, you need a diamond. Then you have it forever. So like revivify, right? Revivify it says you need a diamond that it consumes. I would say that the rings on your thing, you have two silver rings, one on each hand.

And that is that is easy enough. Yeah, 100%. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Don't drink that. Don't drink that, so on. You don't know what that's it. That is. So it wards him.

He has plus one to his AC and plus one to saving throws. You've resistance to all damage, but I take what you're resistant to. So yes. So if you were to be hit by 20, you'd be hit by 10, I'd be hip by 10. It filters half.

Okay. And death word's not a concentration. No, it's not. And neither is warding box. What is this? Which is also great. Yeah. It's from home.

You should know. Do I know what it is? you look around and it is a Pujo Gorg. And it has medicinal properties. I'll just put in my panic. I'll just keep it on my belt. Let me test it first. I can just do a little...

Who is not restrained? Just so that I know visually. Legitably the three of them. And they heart, me, you, and Zerbeck are restrained. I'm still on Peyton. So I'm restrained with... Peyton's head is sticking up, but your head is sticking up. Yeah.

And you feel like there's the heat behind it, but it's not doing enough to actually injure you. I was so nervous for Tom. Just let me. We need to save our strength for the challenge and hit fights. Yeah, there's nothing else that can do. We just take him out. You cheated a little bit. A little bit, a little bit.

Are we leaving you, Toa. In trier's fashion, that's fine. Yeah. Right here right now. Are we doing this? Come, Toa. Yeah. And he steps back.

And he's got twists. As he has his two gauntlets. And you know that he has, he's the full. Flame Bender, he is able to use flame, but the magic of, it's just from what you remember fighting. Let's see if you can beat me this time. Let's see how much you've grown or destroyed you in honorable combat last year we faced. That was the last time, McCutu, and I want to start picking up a run, and I want to rage in a literal sense. And I'm going to stay within 30 feet of him.

And I'm going to come in and just hopefully go at him. Okay, so as you run in... You have to free start to play the song that he's going to acquire Toa with. You see Toa run forward and rage and Makutu. You love to rectally his act. Contra! This is so good. I know.

And as he charges forward, Iris, you're falling behind them and they meet... But, however, a burst of magma is a ring of magma. It's worth of 30 feet. But you are behind a... We're actually within 30 feet. A ring of magma. Get rid of all of the, uh, the, uh, the, oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Fuck. You get a toe, get a toe, get a toe, get a toe. Go toe in a toe with hips. Go, to toe in to toe. That's perfect. Ew. Just pick them up. Holy shit.

Yeah. Yeah. It's a chicken. Let's stick them out. Uh, what. I'm so excited. Oh, my God. This is so sad.

So they're in that ring over there. Oh yeah, they're in that ring over there Okay, oh, I'm gonna be in the very mouth of it that I could stay within 30 feet of the ring over there Ritchie over over there Yeah, the actual circle I need to move over Shit, my pants is excitement right now

I love this kind of like Maybe we're in the fucking music right This is the one one is giving me The Viper and the Mountain vibes right now Yeah, I'm digging it We'll go back here for now Oh yeah, just be careful Yeah, just be very careful.

You just pass it to me and I'll just, you know, I'll just fold it and I'll just get it. A little more one. Yes. We don't want to pull it. As you run at him, he's raging. Come at. You're honest, it's, I tell your little friends to stay back and gh. And he roars and you suddenly feel the ground of burst up and spit all the five of you out

into the ground as flames burst up around this ring and you are lunging forward. And I need you to roll for initiative, tell him. Oh, my God. Gosh. I'm so nervous. You made sure to add your AC, right? Yep. You're plus one.

And it's all of your saving throws. 19. The plus one. I'm so excited. I know me too. Look at us. I can't wait to see Toa go to show like you do. Big bad.

Two initiative cards. So. We're just restrained. Yeah. No, no. He's put you guys back up. We're out. We're out.

He's switching you guys back up. Your honor's a site tower. You lost your honor long ago, Makutu. And you sent it to say everyone you've ever known to death. At least all will be alive and more powerful than you can imagine. You won't be alive for much longer. And I'm going to just run it and fucking swing out. Let's fucking go.

18 and 27. 1827, both hit. I don't need to. So 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12. 15 damage on the first one. 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14, 16, 17, 18. 19 damage on the second one. 33?

No, 19. Half is what? 9. 9. 9. As you see, he's raging. As he is, you smash into and smash into him. And he says, well done, Toa, now it's my turn. And he is going to, but 9, I got to map that out.

as he takes both of his gauntlets and he looks at you, and his sheer strength of holding these massive stone gauntlets. He's going to make five punches on you. And we're going to see... One, two, three. Your own advantage, by the way. Because you're recklessly attacking. So his first one's going to be the advantage anyway, because he's reckons the attacking.

Oh, so he's right to be attacking. 21. Yeah. Yep, 21. My Ae 618. 21? That's with the plus one. What?

I didn't know your EC was 17. It's lower than me. You and I are saying. It's barbarian. Fuck. I haven't gotten braces of defense yet. True, true, true. Oh, my God.

Three of them hit as he's hammering into your chest. And that's going to do, let's see. To my toe and re-roll. For the beating of a lifetime, To a tall, so it's all, to a tall, to a tall. I'd take half of this though, right? Yeah, 17. Because of your rage?

And then half of that because of... Oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. My heart is literally going crazy with this music, right? 32 points of all. 32, divided by half is 16, and divide by half is 8. So you take 18. It's 8.

And I need to make a constitution saving throw. As... Plus one. A rewarding fun. We'll just be on the outer circle. What IRIS would be like... 14. Just barely.

I'll stand next to Iris. As he smashes... All of you. As he smashed... As he's beating... To the flex. Two of his punches. And he finishes up.

up with a massive punch to your head. And you remember that this attack once knocked you unconscious from the sheer force of it. The blow. And you managed to resist it. And he looks at you. And there's a bit of surprise in his face.

I'm impressed, weakling. Perhaps the spirits do you know what they're doing. You're true. I will... So he retly attacked. Yes. Do I get that sad? So he did that.

Yes. He was very... Okay. So I will... just attack normally. You get advantage, on you? But I'm advantaged. So I will say,

so it's a nine. Gotcha. Start. So 17 and a 22. 17 hits. 22 hits. Okay.

Is 1817. Just like yours. 9. So 5, 6, 7. 8, 9, 11, 12, 13. So, 29 more damage. 29. 29.

14. And... Do I feel like he's using his items to help him? He has his gauntlets, which are his weapons. And you know that he has used fire in the past, is why they call him Flamebender. But it doesn't look like he's magical items. Okay, so he doesn't use any of that. No. So I'm just going to...

Yeah, so I will attack twice and I say, You thought you were the chosen one, but it was all a ruse. You're going to kill them all! And I'm going to... Well, place, door. Let that rage flow through you. I'm the chosen one. Chosen Bartikira!

And he's going to... We'll see if he returns it. He does not. As he's going to... And he's going to punch you twice. And he's going to... as he sees you do this, he is going to stand back and be a lot more measured with it and not that's intact. So two gauntlet attacks, that will hit. And then a natural one is one as he sees whiffs.

But the other one is going to hit. He's going to smash in for seven. He is 11 points of bludgeoning damage. And then you... Five. And then you... Two. You see his signature kick as he raises up his knee. and he has these burn scars all along one of his legs, and it ignites into fire, and he brings it in for a kick. Wow, shit.

Have I seen him use fire in the past? Yes, yes. When we fought him last, he used fire. That is going to be a 19... That hits. So this is going to deal 13 points of bludgeoning damage, and he kicks you, and then... So six, three.

That's going to be nine points. a fire damage. So that's only reduced by half. And you take, we each take four. Oh, is that a three? Yeah. Well, no, no, for the fire. So knives reduced in half, but because it's fire, I don't resist that. As, uh, as he, uh, he smashes into you with his fire and kick, it ignites you and you need to make a strength saving throw. 22. You feel him kicking you, he's trying to knock you all over, and then you hold your ground. To have gotten stronger, haven't you? So it's my turn.

Your turn? So I will say, By my own ability, I don't have to cheat. I don't have to sell my soul to some evil god. And I'm going to wreck the attack twice. So I believe both of those hit. 17 is an 18. Yeah.

No, Gio. Oh, five. No, eight. Four, five, six, seven, eight. 18, 24 damage. 24 for 12.

As you are you smash into him both times right? As you crack in and he's taking each one of these but he looks at me and he says Oh Tora if only you knew the power of Tiki Roa you could join me

and you could have the same power that I'm to see? And he's going to see if he can recharge. He doesn't recharge And so he's going to bring up his leg. It ignites. And that is going to be a natural wand. He lifts over you. And he managed to dodge out of the way.

As he's going to swing two attacks on you, that is going to get 22, and both of those are going to hit. And 20 and a 22. As that is going to be pure bludgeoning, however. 10, 10, 15, 23, 26 points, or 27 points of bludgeoning damage. So you take, what are you doing the math on this ridge? So 27, 26, so 13, and then 6. So we just take 6. I will go in and I will just double attack again, recklessly.

Both hit. Four, five, six, seven, 17, 23 damage. 23. So 11. Got this, Tawa. Okay. So, are you going to say anything? I will say, um, uh...

They thought you were the chosen one. Didn't you? And that's what I will say, as I'm slamming them. Shouldn't that show you that the spirits are not indeed rise? And he gets his... Give your a few shit back. They're all vanished. Oh, they are?

Yep. Okay. 20? Why won't you cheat? 20. 18. 19. 22.

I have. That's going to be missed. So four. Four head. You roll six times. One, two, three, four, five, right? Yeah, no, I counted five. Yeah, five.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. As eight, nine, fourteen, fourteen, sixteen, sixteen. 16, 20, 25, 28 plus 45 points of legendate damage. And 22 11. Pish, piss, piss, push, push. May you come, uh, save me through. I am going to cast your wounds on myself at a floor level.

Okay. Do I see her doing this? Uh, I don't know if you're trying to hide it. I'm just touching myself. Um, just... What is that? What do you get at? Back to the face. As he smashes it again.

And he looks at you. Go down. There's blood dripping out of the side of his mouth. Your rage gives you half, like there's resistance, but the attacks give them an advantage. Yes. And he's doing the same thing. Yes. He can assume.

He can assume. He spits out the blood as he is now bloodied. as he's, uh, he's smashed you down. Go down, Toa. The spirits are fools. The elders were fools. The ancestors are fools. How could you say that?

There's some everything we've ever learned. The family are ancestors. The most important thing we have. And I will go in with adult. That was a 16, I believe. Or, VIII. Uh, they both hit. So one really good hit and one bad hit.

But, uh, so, uh, 12, 13. Damn. All right. Twenty-five. Yeah. 31 damage. 31 damage. Okay.

31. No. Oh. That's a fly. Oh, there's a fly. Oh, basically. Because that's what I do when I bring. Okay.

Like this. Uh, as, I'm going to smash in with both time for him. That's every time. Well done. You can serve Tiki Roe well. See my power. And I will let your friends leave.

Going to kick fire kick you. 17. And if you managed to blow it. block it. Oh, no, you're right. 17. Because of that. And then two gauntlet.

Is he, oh, he's actually the reckless. He attacked that. Two, 17, is well. And then he is going to punch in with two gauntlets. That's going to hit. Is monologuing? Is it a damage? Yes.

Okay. That is a natural 20. No, it's not. Or are you going to use a sleight of hand? I don't have to do or say anything to do it. doer say anything to do it. It's one of my ability features of traits. There's no verbal semantic or anything. I just negate

it by the power of the gods. Okay. Yeah, no, I'll say. You're not. Yeah, that's just happening. It's a will. Smashes in. One, two, three, four. That's why I say it was a 30 feet of him. Yeah. Uh, uh, eight.

Uh, 16. Okay. Literally my heart feels like it's going to. I'm so. worried for Portoa. Yeah. 28 points of bludgeoning damage. As you smash, smash him.

So 28, 14, 7. 7. And you take 7. Okay. And as he's smashing into you, I'm going to get Mickey. And he's looking really frustrated. He seems that something is a miss.

Toa. Not good. I will say... Do I get a sense that anything's on me, any kind of magical ability? That's a great question. I don't know. Does the target know?

I don't, I haven't, I've been playing, like, TOT doesn't know what Iris is doing. Yeah, I mean, I don't know why would you know that there's something on you? Yeah. Something you feel anything. So generally, unless it is, at least as far as the ruling is, unless it's specified, spells don't have any, like, yeah, effect, right? And so, I would say, you know.

So that's why I was, kind of a slight of hand to make sure he didn't see that I was touching and casting on you. I think, so because he didn't notice those, unless I do anything else, there's no way. you figure out that i've got anything on you do i get the sense that i would be able to inspire toa you could certainly try but i think no those are the magic works at all i love that uh i will say uh i would do protecting my friends and each one of them is stronger than you are uh and they go get them what is that oh it's a four so seven eight nine ten

is it the maybe iris So one misses, wait, was this he see, 17? 17. So one actually misses. He blocks it with his skull. You're getting tired, Tawa. 10, 13 damage, is it? 13 damage. I want to keep my eye on Iris to see if you try some body healers all again.

Okay. Okay. Uh, six. I got some juice. Six. Sorry. Got it. Okay.

As he spits out blood, he's going to see if he returns his business, and he does. As he is going to... Advantage. No way. Wow, then one to four? 17? Nope. Okay.

Last one, I think? I ain't you. Misses it. So two hit. As he smashes in with his things, I make a saving thing, right? Cons saving time. Three.

Can I twist it? Whoops. You can only be a 12. Twisted. I'm going to test it. 12. That's a 1. Really?

That's the worst of a 7. 12. 12. 26 points of legending damage. And it's what did you roll? That's 13. So 6.

We each take 6? What was your same intro? 12 is the DC. Oh, my test. Oh, yeah, 12's Z-C. Because he hits you twice. So if the DC goes up by one every time he hits you. Yeah, 12.

Exactly. Yeah. Holy shit. So he smashes you in the face, and you just barely hang on. Plus one doing it. You're losing strength, too. You can't keep doing this. I'll survive.

Long before you're long after you're dead. What does he see? 17. 17. One heads. There we go. Nine. 17 damage. 17 damage. Okay, that is...

I get the big nervousness. We are very smetting. We are very shmettie. Okay. As you smash in, he's looking, he's beaten, he's bloody, the power of Tiki Roa has left him. As he's panting, as he looks at his gauntlets down for a second. Oh, you've always been weak, ever. You've always been. You've always been weak. The spears cannot save you here.

And he is going to secure against his biz. One with a no with the one. Fire kick. For what it's worth, the first time we faced him, he never recharged his barrier. You're terrible recharging in general. I am. Yeah, I really am.

That is going to do it all 16. That is chanting for you. That is 16. You can miss it. Go up. Go up. Yes. Okay. No mind.

So that. Wow, so misses on the kick. I need to tune the dice. Ech. Incredibly low health fix. 20? I'm fine. No, the O-WR.

20. Both the dollars head. Oh, wow. Very well. So I twisted, right? You got one of those now. Thank you. Thank you.

Like two, two, four, seven. We can put in the bag. We have a seven plus. 21 points of damage. 5. As he smashes into you. Both of those times, you can keep dodging my fire,

Kingstower, you always were afraid of the fire, the flame, wind, air, these birds, they don't know the power of fire and earth. I don't need the power of any of the elements. The spirits alone. heavily. He's panting blood is pouring from his mouth. His nostrils are pouring with blood as you see that there's a horrible wounds and cracks all in his flash. Both hit and one is a crit. Woo! Woo!

Yeah! Yeah! Wow, sorry shit. Capri starts away. You were off time because you're like feeling all these like blood-cating hits by a amending 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 28, 36. That might be enough. He's like, specifically, he gets in the chat.

I want to say, right? Because he said he would tell us, right? What was that? He said he's specifically keeping him alive. He was keeping him alive, right? Because he said that he would. I'm not trying to kill him. Well, his intention was to kill him.

What? His intention was to kill you. But he said, if I defeat him, he will tell us where the spirits are, right? Did he say that or what? He did say that. So you're keeping him alive. So you're keeping him alive. So you're keeping him alive.

Yes. I'll say. Would Richie do anything else? Yeah. Come on. It's like Richie's Emma. You might have fire. But I have wind!

And I want to just fucking, like, knock him twice in the fucking head. Using wind-puring. Using wind-furing crocs. And I go. Yeah. You whirlwind. around and just bam, bam, bam, bam. Wham, bam.

Um, as, uh, as that happens, you bring in, he win, and he's like, you smash him in the face, he's like, and his metal jaw is unhinged. And swinging around and you smash it. And his eyes roll back as his jaw flies. Oh, blood is pouring. And, uh, he looks like you, his tongue is hanging down.

as his exposed bone is clearly there. And he looks at you and he says, Let me show you. And he bursts into flame. His tattoos glow red as Toa. I need to make a dexterity saving throw. Plus one. Very cool.

Very cool. You jump back as his little tattoos glow red, his eyes glow red. Magmose burst up around. and encloses him, covering his head. He's screaming, ah, as he gets bigger and bigger. His arms get bigger, the glowing orange magma and cracking, uh, uh, uh, hardened a stone as it's larger and larger emerges from a lava pool.

The in this pure fire, all of the lava is being redirected around him as it seems to dissipate for a bit, for all of you to be able to easily cross towards him as a a massive, almost simian-like lava creature, but crumbling, he seems to already be bloodied. And you see that the jaw of this creature is struggling to reform as it finally snaps into place

as this massive, almost ape-like creature made of lava. The almost avatar of Tiki Roa stands before you. I never know for finish it. I'm unnerved. I need one. one refresher. Yes. I know that you do spells differently. Yes. If I cast a bonus action spell, what can I do as my action? Uh, cantrip or... I can use a cantrip as my action. Canterp are

spells. So, yeah. Okay. Okay. Well, they are spells. They just spell. Well, no, because it says Cantric takes one action. That's why I'm asking. Yes, you can catch a cantra. Uh, 20 to 25. Not that's going to be a 21 for a 10. Oh my God. I'm nervous. 20. 20. 21. I'm going to ask. So, Towa is next. Ah, you're a plus three. Six is pretty much. Then it is layer action's turn.

Oh, no, it ain't. An actual boss story. Oh. 15 to 15 to 20. 15. 15 also. You may go first. Okay.

Is layers supposed to be sold like that? It's layer, not layer. That's correct. Layer. Like, as in a boss's, last. Iris, what you get? I don't know what that means. Like a den feeling layer?

I got a six. It's like a, you've never heard of the word layer. They're home. Like like a like a like a like a like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, like a, it's a layer. Yeah, I look at dead. It's a layer. Right.

No, it's layer. A layer. A layer. You might you think of it as a layer action. Yes. It adds layers to the boss. That's very, that's very. Arena action.

You will. It's a layer. Lender is... You have a pace. Sure. What else is new? Nothing. Because we're just living our day like it's another day that ends in wine.

Um, you know? Nine. Nine. Okay. No, I got a six. I'm like at the end. Oh my God. Brin clock, let me see that.

Cabla. Cable. Codoo. In Discord, I'm coming up for a cabla. Oh, there is. The good news is that you lost a, you lost one. Monster's gone. Oh, damn.

Come on a collar. Come in the cup. Way, weird. Oh, shit. Guess who's going first, ladies and gentlemen? No. Oh, yay. I'm a Jack Queen.

Please don't die. Gosh. Oh, what's the? A part chair. Everyone's like bumbleberry. Sorry, sorry. Okay. Okay.

Looks so good. You can play some minis wherever you all think you would have been. Maybe we already did. Okay. Yeah. We didn't move yet. So with that, Hurt is going to rush,

and she is going to raise up her shield, and she's looking up with terrified eyes as this massive looming magma monster is ahead of you. And he's like, I will show you the power of fire! And Hurt is going to run in and get a natural one on her first hit.

No. And she's going to miss the second one. She stumbles. and she scrapes along the head, and she kind of scrapes. Okay. That's okay, honey. And she turns around, actually. Caprice, you're up.

Yes, I am. From the back, I'll stay where I am, and I'll just, oh, can I reach? 30 feet. Yeah, he can barely hear me as I'm shouting from behind the ranks. Hey, Makutu, if I had a copper for every time, I didn't know what was going on, I'd be like, why do I keep getting all these fucking coppers? And the cash dachas is hideous laughter. I want you to do that and dicing yet at some point.

He is now prone. No, he's not. Hey! On literally the first play, anyway. So he's so he's... So, uh, you single... And up... Don't worry, you got this, Toa, and I'll give him inspiration.

That's not funny! We got your back! You're all food! Toa, you're up. I will... You have an intuition. I do? Yes.

Thank you, thank you. A D.A. And you still have your plus one and all that. It's last for an hour. Okay. Sweet. Oh, with that, he's going to use one of his legendary reactions, which you've smashed out on Joe.

Of course he is. And that's going to hit. As he smashes down with his huge fist, he is going to... Or no, he has big old claws, and he's going to claws, sweeten you. Big old claws. He's going to deal 15 points of bludgeoning damage and... So, seven. So three.

Fifteen points of bludgeoning damage and... Only three? Fourteen, seven. Yeah, wow. Oh, shit. And seven points of fire damage. So... So, I think, like, that.

So three. You see these large, almost eight-like claws tear into you. As, actually, we'll just make it a fist. He snatches it to you. That's way more thematic for him. So it's pledging dams into this slashing. With that, it is Toaster. Your order is stuck in the thing, which might be why it's being weird.

No, I had it flip the other way because of the ordering thing. I will yell, this is what you become? You traded away everything you've ever known for this. That I wanted to attack him. I'll say right there. There, I run back in after dodging out of the way. I don't wreck us to strike him. There's all four DECES.

That's cocked. So it was a 22 and a 25. 22 and 25. Those hit. Okay. So those feel. Oh, wow, there goes one. So let's keep those. 17, 27, 37, 33 points of bludgeoning damage.

33, 33. As you smash, smash, smash, and as your mole smashes into this magma, it does not seem to fully do the full amount of damage, but it's still doing a bit. So 32 divided by 2 is 16. as he already looks like he's been horribly booming in this magma form. The work that Toa did actually doing a good amount of work. And he looks at you and he says,

Yes, this is what I've become Toa. Now bask in its greatness and burn! His eyes flash, and I'm going to use his two legendary action points. Two cats burn from inside. Make a Constitution saving throw for me. Good one, buddy. Plus one. 221, 25, or 26.

You pass, you feel this fire bubble up within you. There's half of this damage. 15 points, half 15. Awesome, good. Seven and three. So seven. And you were not on fire. And with that is the layer action.

You see Makutu look around. He lands his two huge fists down, and magma bursts up all around you from the crack. and you see figures arise from the magma, and they all seem to have these tiki masks as they all begin to walk towards you in the back. So let me place all... No, Mike. Let's go away, Mike.

Yeah, you're good. You're good. Oh, that's... I can hardly adjust it to. That's fun at all. Open behind us. What are they? Like fire with tiki masks?

One on Iris and one on her job. They're kind of bursting out from all of the magma pools in there. Can you push one towards Zorbeck? And so, um, one, the one on Zorbeck is... He's a blue, yeah, he's right behind Zorbeck. You can just push him one more spot. The one with Zorbeck is going to, behind Zorbeck, can open its teak mouth and breathe a cone of flame that hits.

Everyone needs to make a Nixiris saving throw, please. Plus three if you're within 10 feet of me. to me, which I think everyone is. I'm going to use a twist of fate. Oh, man. We got them, food? 16. 16 passes? 14 passes.

Oh. 20. 20 passes. Who else? Everybody? No, 19. Sorry. Passes. Derry.

I was pretty beat. Uh, 21. 11. 11? that barely fails. And as it pursed out, so you're going to take nine points of fire damage, you take half of that. If you dodge out of the way.

I'm sorry, that's nine. So nine, half of that. I take four. So if you just take six, I take two. Plus two. Yeah. And then we're going to get an attack on everybody, basically. As the other ones, we're going to claw at you.

We're going to get one on Luffy. It's going to be a 17. Yeah, that hits. Okay, 17 hits. The slashing versus fire may matter for you? I don't think so. Okay, so slashing versus fire. This is going to be four and five. Five points of damage as it claws you with its magma, tiki claw. We're going to get one

on Felix. Let a red brother. That's going to be 10. Miss. It's going to miss. One on Iris. A 17. That hits. I'll impose disadvantage on that as a reaction with my shirt. That's going to miss. 13.

Thank you. Okay, it swings and misses. With that, we're going to get one on Hersia. That is going to be a... 19. 19 hits. 19 hits. As it falls you for seven points of damage.

And... It's just piercing. Slashing and fire. Did you already have... Oh, no. Thank you. That is going to be a 11, so that misses. So that misses. Okay. With that, it is her just turn.

Pieces right here. Let's bring things. Seven damage. Yep. Okay. Her first turn? I want to look at Iris. I'm on Peyton because I've wrote her out of the restrained, and so I'm on Peyton. So if they... Well, let's use this guy, though.

If anyone attacks me, they can choose to either attack Peyton or me, in that case. We have a word. You become her? I'm on top. Just watching her on top. But she's a large creature. She's the size is hard.

They can choose either attack feet or attack me. So they're attacking. I look at Iris and I say, are you feeling okay? Do you need any healing? I'm fine. Okay. I'm going to take... Let's see.

Oh. I'm going to probably take two opportunity attacks. I want to run up with Peyton and stand to the left of Toa. Okay, two opportunities. Where he's fighting here? Mm-hmm. 19 and a 13. 19 and a 13.

Okay, so fire and slashing here. That is going to be... Do you have any kind of special stuff to deal with him from mounts of a horseback? Right. I'm not like a cavalier ability. Cavalier. Do you have to have that to deal with it? No.

Or do you just disadvantage while you're on... Both back. I thought there's something you had to be able to do to be able to fight with you while mounted. I don't think that they're, I'm not cheaper, I just know that, like, Palatins get some sort of special connection with their steed that lets them do it. But I think, yeah, we wouldn't be able to get on a horse and I think he's going to. I'm using a bonus action to cast a raffle smite. Okay. Is it infused Dakota?

The rat of the forge fleens around Dakota. And then he has to make, uh, next time you have to make, uh, next time you have to. hit with a melee attack. Okay, so I have to hit. Okay. So she is imbued with Raffle Smite. Okay. Plus five. Shit, that's a seven.

That's going to miss as it flies down. Next one. The Rastle Smite still on it, though. Dirty 20. That hits. And then with Rathful Smite, next time, so this will dissipate after this hit.

So he takes an additional D6 side hit damage. Does that mean anything? Different. You'll be to separate the damages? Nope, that should be, nope. Okay. Uh, point two. Wow.

I did not know that. Uh, for Raffle, yeah. So he takes a total of 14 points of damage. Smashes into him. Um, and then as Raffle, he has to make a wisdom saving throw. Uh, DC. Sorry, I'm trying to figure out the split view. Where is my spell stuff?

Spelts. Spelts. DC 14? 13. He's frightened by me with Raffle smite active and let me just read the rest of this.

The target is a creature and must make a wisdom saving throw be frightened of you until the spell ends which is a minute. As an action the creature can make a whiz check against your spell save DC to steal its resolve and end the spell. So I'm coming in charge it

And it's as a bad on everything, right? It's not all attacks. I'm sorry. I'm using legendary resistance all that. Oh, fuck. So you see him steal himself, his eyes wide. Did you push this out of the way? No, he was just there.

He was just there. Yeah, you can move him out of the way. Okay, lift you're up. Okay, I am going to flip around to number six and just take my staff and just kind of back with the ends. Okay. It's your attack. Uh, that's a 20 to hit and a 14?

So the first, yeah, those both hit and both of them. They both explode into magma. Oh, I was only hitting once. Oh, hitting once, yeah. Okay, it explodes. I think you can move, you can, once you see that it explodes. Okay, well then my second attack would have gone to five. We're going to five.

They both explode into magma and fall off the ground. You can save those tokens. Oh, we're good. And so that I would want to move and use a key point. You need to use a key point. You can use a boot action. Yeah, but I want to do two more attacks. So your Florea blow.

Yeah, Flurry blow. So one attack on number four, and then I would make the second attack on Big Boi. That probably does not hit. So maybe both will go to that. Ten does not hit, right? Ten does not hit. There really misses. And I think what that is.

That is. 14. Yeah, that hits. It smashes with your, your floyd. Oh, one hits me. Cool.

Are you going to move up? Are you going to stay there? I will continue to, I'll move up to here. Okay. You see him leaning forward, looming over you large. With that, it is his turn. He is going to roar,

lean back and let out a bellowing roar. And he says, Baskin more presents and cower before me! Everyone to make a whizom saving throw, please. Spightful, frightful presents. Plus three if you're within 10 feet of me, which I think is, I think you stood next to Toa?

No, just me. He's just to him. Okay. Everyone is it. He said whiz? Whiz, correct. Ooh, I'm proficient. Save me.

Fuck. 15. 22. 15. 15. 12. 12. 12.

15 passes. 18. 18. 18. What's the DC? 15. Yeah, I feel. That even flu.

So the... I'm going to be my loss of turn coming out. The, uh... The fearsome or you are cowering in fear before him. And then he is going to... So what does fear do? Fear? We can't move towards him.

You can't move towards him and you're just in advantage on attack him. But doesn't stop me if you're passing spells? Cremant. Never. So anything that isn't like an innocent that's a saving throw, or not effective. So he is going to, uh,

smash down both of his fists on each of you ladies in front of him and then the large mouth is going to open and say Toa you did this to my jaw let me repay the favor and he's going to go in to bite you He's advantaged on me

disadvantage on me disadvantage on that Let's do the bite first Natural 20 It's not a natural 20 as it chops There's no limit I still five to freeze I have one more left Damn.

That is going to be a whole arm, bite. Seriously. I mean, it's rare it's ever going to come up five times at all. It's crazy. It came up four times. I know.

I'm rolling a lot against Toa here. Six. I guess you've been rolling an advantage, so that helps. Oh, so piercing matters for you. Wow, I rolled like garbage here. Bludgeoning versus fire, yeah. So the bite is going to deal

14 points of piercing damage. So seven. So three and three. And three. And nine points of fire damage. And so four, tears. We take four in those. And so normal on Lufty's fist on one.

That's going to be a horrible mess. And then on Herja, that is going to be a 21. Tips. Smashes down with the fist. And that is going to be bludgeoning. And fire doesn't matter, right? Nope, doesn't not matter. Okay.

So, uh, I cough up tons of blood. 13. 19 points of damage. It smashes. down on top of you. And that's his turn. Okay. With that, it is...

It's on me, specifically, not on Peyton, right? Yeah, he's smashing you. He's not smashing your mouth. Okay. With that, it is Irish's turn. I'm going to cast cure wounds on myself. Okay. Okay.

You feel your haul glow as this warming sand comes over you and heals you for a bit of good amount of game. Any bonus action? Okay. With that, it's turn. Can I move through a friendly unit? Yeah, it's just difficult turn. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. I'll take one attack of opportunity. I guess technically two.

Two attacks on opportunity. 11. Miss. And 15. Miss? Okay. Because of major armor. Yeah, with major armor, chimers through, and gets one. And then I cast haste on toe. Okay. You hear the

and to tell. You suddenly feel amped up like your Stephen King you took a punch of fucking cocaine and you feel so... That's what you do when you do cocaine. It hates is a hell of a drug. Yeah, it is Hase is one hell of a drug. And so

you get a double-tacket. The silver's bluest lights and you feel amps up. You get advantage of death surrogacy you get additional action on each of which turns. The action is the only take the attack to action though. You can dash, disengage,

hide, or use an object action. So, so yeah, you can attack. You literally on that. Just go. You should always just be attacking. Always be attacking. ABA. ABA.

That's cheating tower. And he's going to look at you and you'd make another Constitution saving throw for me. Me? Yep. As you feel the inside burning the end. It's a plus four. 9. 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.

16. 10. 17. So you're only going to take half of this and you're not on fire. Wow. Take half of 13 points of fire. Do we know that those totals

actually only have one help and that's it just assuming it's super super so three you take three data we know but that's what I mean meta from a meta percentage we did only one help yes because I know I do I run minions from fourth edition from with that um did Zarbak go uh he that was his layer action Zorbeck is going to go he is going to see all these teaky things around him come on do something that's crazy beetroot this is gonna hit and he does something as he takes more of his actions and with his long arms slices two in half. Oh, wow.

Oh, shit. Two, uh, one. This is one. Yeah. Okay. With that, it's a heart's turn. Oh, she is going to, um... Oh, hard.

She is going to move around to flank. Uh, it's like, here, come here, come here. And she is going to... Oh, turn around. Yeah. There we go. Right around. And she's going to, uh, to try to, uh, swing in on him with two attacks.

That's going to hit. And that's going to hit. And that's going to hit. And she slices in two times with her soul. I'm sorry to interrupt. Is there a saving third for the fear? And then it'll be each of your terms. I got to, is it just whiz again? It's whiz. Yep.

16 plus 5, you pass. You no longer feel afraid of him. And with that, it's going to be... Is that the only the fear? Eight plus seven. We did two. No way. But you don't have to... He slice his game.

Okay, with that, a capriced your offer. You can't attack. Um, I will start to sing and cast a spell with my... beautiful musical voice. I'll sing, I'll finish off this song. My creepy comments will soon overwhelm. You've all been invited to my magical realm. Don't tell my party about the items that I stole.

It wouldn't matter because I lie about roles. Lucky that I'm here to show you all what's cool. Everyone say, y'all. I'm going to cast slow on everybody. So that's gonna look like It's like, Derek's breaking. I was like, oh, you forgot the word. Me too.

Back when we had cassette tape players, I was on a plane and flying and it ran out of batteries. It was in the middle of like an oldies tape I was listening to. It was like, hey everybody, my name's chubby checkers and I like to do a little damn sorry, cold. I was like, ah, oh, wow, wow. Anyways, they all need to make a Wisdom Saving Pro JC16. Including the boss?

Including, well, it's just, yeah, it's all three. Come on. Natural one. Let's do the twist. Come on, baby. I'm going to use the last of my later. That's what I'm talking about.

Yes. You can just imagine about him with the tapes and the slug. This is the power of cheekyroha. And then the other ones are going to get an 11. and a

12 Sisi They both fail So everyone is float Okay Wait just baddies right Not us So Tiki Roe

So but Tiki Roo Mukutu 2 and 3 are Flood Yeah Because he's legendary resistance too Yeah he would have been floed But he's

Digg That counts He's out He's dink The way legendary resistance Is it gone That's quick That's very fast

What you did? Fuck. Anyway. Income the browser spells. I don't see. Toa, have you used your inspiration? I have not. Okay.

So that's good. Then I will... I'm fine. I'm good. That's the... Okay. Toa, you're up. Hasted.

Hasted. Yes. So you have two extra AC, extra movement, and two actions. Great action can be used to attack, disengage, basic shit. You can't use, you know,

spells. Bonus action, I will take out my last little cast. of law poor and it's whatever business and I will heal myself whatever business I find that offensive I mean it's really great I just never wanted to use this before

how dare you I would like to use my first action to attack I'm disadvantaged on fear right yes I will I will attack the other way I think would I still have inspiration

for me Derek it runs out if you're going to D8 to 10 minutes that you can add to any roll. Has it been 10 minutes? I'm adding a D8 to this roll. You get, yeah. Yeah, we had the power. It hits.

Okay. You feel inspired by Caprici who smashing with Ramal. So for, ooh, horrible damage, three, 10, 11 damage there? 11 damage. And then I will do another attack because that's part of my attack action. 17? 17 dismisses.

Okay, it misses. I will, for my second action, being so beautiful. being so beat up, I will take the dodge action. And I will say, um, what? Thank you. I will say, um, what did he just say?

Do you remember? He's going to bite you. He said, tell me about biting you. You, you cracked his jaw, he's going to do the same to you. It's like, I bet you taste like spaghettiers. I don't taste like spaghettiers at all! And then I will use my action to dodge and hopefully save my life. We'll see this is a rabbit.

Thank you, Rich. Back, look out of my chair. Okay. So you chug the potion, you take the dodge action, and with that, he sees you and he says, I will kill you, Tahr! And he's going to, I only have one left, I'm going to smash in with my...

I'm going to use my reaction to make it that at disadvantage. Okay. I'm using my good die. Is he attacking me? Yes, okay. 218s plus One in 400. That hits.

And that's going to hit. And so we can smash down on this. I'm sure you have plus three. I won't feel so bad when he falls off then. But four with yours. So 17. You'll spend your exalt. Your 80 is 21 right now.

But yeah. 18 plus 7 is. Yeah. I mean, there's a good way he is. It's 54. Plus four modifier on his back rolls. No way. Seven.

Uh, eight plus. I mean like, come on. Oh, so I need to roll the bludgeoning first. Apologies. Bludgeoning is... Yes, very important. Bludgeoning is... Oh, fuck. Sorry. Eleven. You're okay.

Eleven bludgeoning. And then it's two. And then seven, fire. Okay. You're fine. So five damage in total. You're fine. I'm fine.

He's basically a maximum hell. You're okay. Layer action as he's going to burn. How strong are you? And he smashes down on the ground, and all of the ground rumbles and shakes. And I ain't everyone in making a dexterity saving throw. Plus three through and a check-beat. Just to tell.

I'm using another two space. Yeah, I'm just outside. I'm just over. We are down in another. I got a seven. 21. 21? I got a 28 because I got a nitrous!

I'm on tape. Who did you say? D. So that would be just three. Just 13. 13. I'm from, I guess. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

Seven. So, what do you get? Oh, is Peyton? She gets better for my aura, right? Yeah. So what I was looking up is when you're mounted, your fine steed, you are considered one unit. You do not have to roll separately. Oh, yeah.

Otherwise, it would be super O-P if you're doing like mounted combat shit and you're not, you're considered one. Okay, so I can use my dexterity for, because I'm calling her. Don't even worry about her. You're good. Okay, so 18. 18. That passes. as you hold strong. Whoever that below a 15 is not prone in all ground of difficult terrain in this area for the next return. With that, it's her to determine.

Uh, how... Look it over at Toa. How does he look? Very poorly. I think you could at least... Is that fair? Yes, you... He is beaten the shit. I'm right back to you. I'm like bloody. You literally saw me take like 30 fits to the face. A few flame kicks I will Iris like you can see all this Like the crotic damper

Like wearing wear things No you can't You can't see anything You can't No none of you know what I've done No I know you don't But like just Still physically take damage right

Yes As I'll put None of you would be able to tell That I'm in rough shape right I'll put 20 points of healing I'll lay on hands Into Oh baby

Okay Let's fucking go Your hand glows in molten energy and you place it on Toa's shoulder or whatever, I guess, his back. And you feel the power of Morden heal you. I mean, it's a very... And then I will... You see one of those? Casts.

I don't know if you make us do that. You're not to ask. You can certainly try. He can certainly... Is it? Is it? Nice. Okay.

So you cast sanctuary and you feel kind of the protective aura of Morden on you. And I don't know what it does, but just let me know what it does. Lifty, you're up. Okay, I would like to... Could I kind of jump in front of Toa and sort of push him back and stand between them? Wow, good fucking water. If you want to win a strength contest in tow? You can't get me out of that square.

You have to like pull me back or something. You have to use your action to drag on that. Oh, I may go with the same. Can I use them on my actions? But again... No, you have two attacks, but only one action. So your action is two attacks. It's the attack.

Yeah, generally after attacks. specifically says you only get the extra attack if you take the attack if that's what you're trying if you're more if that's what you're saying you it's not like you have second wind where you can take another action right yeah so your action if you take the attack action you get two for action but you did just see me get healed by her I feel right when you like you saw her she didn't feel pretty good I'm yeah I look much better than I'm fucking fine he's a big boy well in that case I will sidle up to him and say I've got you big boy and I will

I'm just going to like spin my shit, sorry camera oops I'm going to spin my staff and just double my head's chopped off of my sit up right thanks Mike I have a little more

I got over with those names I'm going to lean for it anyway how am I supposed to spin my staff I'm making up. Okay, you spin your staff around. I spin my staff, and I want to make two, just two staff attacks, and then Fury of Lowe, and I'll

make, like, a double kick attack on him. That's four whole effects. So, an 18 plus 8 and a 13 plus 8. That's like a super epic moment. It's 18. AC's 18. Okay, so both of those would hit. I agree. I agree. Natural one would not hit the 13th.

So three attacks will hit. Got, don't, don't, don't, don't. So 7, 8, 9 plus 15 is 24. 24. 24. You smash you with your spoon, you punch in, and it feels like with just your spoon and your fist. Are your fist magical? I think so.

At this level? Yes. So how much was... Yes. Okay. So how much was the staff damage? Yes. So how much was the staff damage?

Oh. I rolled them all together. That's fine. That's fine. I'll always dock a little bit. In token, it looks like it's going to all over on this. I will. I will do all those separately. As you smash and your spoon doesn't do the full thing,

but your put your, your key is blasting out of your fist, blasting apart this. And then I'm going to just take a step back for my disengaged with the fury blows. Okay. As his jaw is still kind of cracked and limping to the side, he is, oh, it's his turn. Buzz pouring out of his mouth. His eyes are blazed as,

he's going to breathe in and I need everyone to make you nexterity saving I'm prone so I'm a failure roll and just a end so a magma breath

glass out of 20 bathe in the power of jikira another nati choice 21 19 twist to yes yes

We have tons of those. I got an 18. Passes? Thank God. 15. That's better. 23. 22.

19. 15. 21. 33. Everyone passes. Jesus. So. No.

I go invisible. She been rolling this earlier. Plus three if you were than 10 feet to me. 12. About 16. 19. 20, 21. 22.

22. Fire damage. So if you see it happens. So 12 points of fire damage. And I'm using... I think I used my reaction already? Yes, right? Yes.

Or was it my turn? Hold on, where are we? Is he here? So then, no, I got my reaction. So I take no damage because I'm imposing my shield between the source, and so I have no reaction. You've done behind it and block the shield.

You're all able to die out. I use my reaction to block some of the damage for Iris. Oh, Zorback failed. He gets plastic. damage or I get three more help you reduce it by three okay sorry to his work is what he gets blasted and he's looking pretty rough oh my shit was what we're back know to do that uh

boy if that's a fair point you wouldn't you wouldn't you know it's on somebody so who's I'm fine Lufty I don't know did you take damage I have yeah but I'm like she took 12 I think I'll do it on Luffy then okay uh if you get you a swirling spear, spirit creature. I'm doing it for you. And that is his turn. Okay. With that, it is Iris' turn.

How is he looking? Not quite bloody. Not quite. So he's bloodied, so he's bloodied, but from where you fought him, you started. Where he started? Yeah, so he's taking a lot of damage from Toa, but from this reduced HP, he's not quartered, we'll say.

he's looking very rough as he's but he's still going I'm going to cast cure wounds on myself again okay you're you feel the power of anubis wash over you as you heal your wounds uh uh feel it's rough I mean if I movement to stand up

and you said it's all difficult terrain yes so I'm going to move five to I'll back up a couple steps and to the left because I guess I have three movement instead of, well, no. I have like one. You have two diagonal squares if you wanted. That's fine. This is good.

And then I'm going to channel my knife and point it at like behind Toa basically in line with him and release lighting bolt. But the lightning is going to literally arc like between and around Tawa and heart and none of them are going to get hit because I can choose

I can choose four or five units to not get hit. So the light is like crackling around them and like not hitting them got so it's a DC 16 saving throw for my boy uh flaming face old flaky face they've got to be kidding me Dex you win 16 still 13 I can't roll to save my fucking life that's 26 7 8 9 10 plus 5 is 15 15 points of damage 15 points of damage 15 points of damage he feels pull his uh fingers up and blast out of lightning and it shoots out and it zaps and full and consumes you take the full amount of damage

as you take that damage yeah that's it that's my turn how much was it again by the way 15 total because he didn't dodge correct correct okay with that it is uh he is going to what is he going to do for his later is any legendary action at this point um I can't wait till we hit level 14 I'll never roll I'll never roll over the max damage ever again Really? Wow. Yeah, I can just take hip points to automatically make my head. He is going to look after taking the lightning bolt.

He's going to look at you and he says, Ah, you have lightning, but you have fire! And you feel the fire well up inside. You can make a con savings throw for me. Nice. It's going to be close. I rolled a natural 16 plus, oh, 22. Passes.

Oh, that's actually what I'm good at. Passes. Interesting. So you're going to take half of this. Because I took, and you're not on fire. I took the feet that bolster my comment. Yep.

A half of 18 points. So nine points of damage. Just firewalls up inside you. You are not ignited. He cannot hit the ship to save his life. With that, it is, who's turning? Or, Harbaugh. Zorbach.

As he is going to hoot you around and try to slice the magma dude behind him, that's going to hit. He slices that. And then the one in front of Iris he's going to go for. And that is going to be a mess. He stumbles as he goes. And then with that is heart's turn, as she is going to, she's going to make two swing attacks up here, and she's going to miss both of them, as she is not rolling very well.

And this massive looming creature doesn't even seem to notice her. This little cat is trying to get his attention. Come on, attack me! With that, it's caprice's turn. I succeeded the Dexterity saving for her. but it's still difficult to rain for me? Yes, until the next layer. It's a whole train for everyone.

You're not not pro. With that, it's a priest. Okay, I'll say I'm going to use my bonus action to be like, Joe, Stan Strong, you got this, you got this, buddy. Healing Word, so I will do that in the moment. I used my inspiration, by the way. I rolled the concentration twice, Mike, and I passed for the damage I took. Got I rolled. No worries. No worries. Thank you.

I appreciate it. Thank you for. Stay on. The cockus cock that's ever cocked. That's going to be for you. I'll be the judge of it. It was right here. That's cocked. I don't know.

You get eight doing. And then from my action, I'll use a cantrip. I'll be like, hey, hey, Macudo. Fuck you. And all vicious mockery. Got him. Okay. He needs to make a wisdom savings for a DC 16.

He gets a fucking 15. I'm not wrong hot. So he takes three points of psychic damage. How do I want to do this? Oh, I got to stop. You wouldn't last two days in the McConey Islands. As he still takes that. But with that.

You know, like a beautiful, tropical paradise? Yes. All these fucking coconuts, I don't know what to do. I run out of a margarita. Oh, no! He smashes, he's going to reach down. I want you again, try to smash you, Cho. I guess to make a wisdom saving for a-

I'm going to cut the role that I did. Wisdom saving through 14. This is messing up my concentration. I'm not supposed to hold all these bananas. Exactly. He's warded. So with an attack, merciful spell on a failed save, the creature must choose a new target

lose the attacker spell. The spell doesn't protect the word feature. Do I keep the roll? Or I got to make a new one. So I failed the saving film, so I didn't make a roll. So I'm like, what magic is this? And he turns and looks at you. And he's going to slam down. Disadvantaged. Disadvantaged. And one was a natural 20, so 21. 21 hits. Because it smashes down and this isn't matter for you. What a Chris today? Yeah, man, I'm rolling fucking. Merry Crip. I've rolled three-twenties. Two of them were on.

disadvantaged and one was for constitutions. No, fuck them, man. No, fuck you. Seven. A long on Vandras. Nine, uh, 13. Nine, it's 14.

Sponsored by Chau. Seven. Twenty, I don't suck up. Twenty. One point of damage. It smashes down on you. No, they're not. Seriously. Like the inside.

I look over at Toa, just bleeding out of my ears and running down the my nose. Shit's just coming out of my chest. And I'm just like, I'm glad you didn't take that. I'm not feeling so quick. Why? Do you stand with the sweetling? Why?

As he's looking all around, magma's pouring out of him. With that, it is, um, you've got the fucking magic, man. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you guys. Yeah.

I will, I have paced, right? Yeah. I will use my first action to attack. I will do it recklessly. Okay. Such is long. That is a 18. You can make sure he drops because he's attacking now.

And a 18. Put that shit out. This isn't supposed to fun. Is he going to be a game? Is this a game to you? This is a fucking game. Six. This is real life.

If you die in Dungeons and Dragons. We actually just murdered you. We do Twitches for Slum stream. Where's that neck you had earlier? 27. 27 of us.

Um, and I will You're dead kills. You're dead. As you smash into it, you're breaking apart. Your mall is sending Madama flying as he's getting a little bit smaller

with all the relentless attacks. How's he looking? He's hanging in there. Like a shitter. Attes. Wait, did you say he's getting smaller? Just lightly, as he tries the magma's flying. He's literally losing chunks of this.

Oh, I see. Okay. His toe beats the fuck out of me. I will say, I will... He looks bloody. Oh, he's going to use explosion. Well, I'm going to... I'm going to say...

I'm a token. Exclusion. I am going to then... If I use the attack action again, it's only one attack, though, right? No, no, no. No, it's an attack action. It's a whole attack action. It's a capital A.

Let's fucking do it. An extra action that can only be used to attack and do other things. Those are both hit? Yeah, I fucking send it, dude. There we go. Big money. 16, 17, 27, 27, 33 damage. You always like doing 33.

So Toa, as you're smashing in, smashing it, and you each down it, you're, As his legs are starting to crumble a little bit, as he says, Oh, hit all you on terror, the wind spirits are still doomed. And with that, he does not have any layer act. He does not have any legendary actions. Layer action, the ground returns to normal. It's no longer rumbling. As once again, he summons another round of flaming Tiki's as they are going to

appear around to replace them all around people. One is already an iris. One on Caprice. One on. They re-re-spawn.

Yeah. So shout out one more time. He said one on Felix. One on Felix. One on Caprice. One on Caprice. One on Iris. She's already got one on his iris.

I was getting one on Zorbeck. And let's get another on Luffy. Nothing. And then I'm out. Because one still survived from the previous set. Yes.

Yep. Yep. Okay. That's fine. And they're all going to, one is going to lean forward. And breathe fire at

all of you, so two of those are going to breathe fire, so everyone make you dexterity saving throws. Man, I'm good. Can I keep in? Can I keep in? No, no, so you're getting one breath, and you guys are getting one breath. Or the melee and the range are good. I got a seven, I failed.

Do we be next to Tiki still have to do stuff? Was that? That one is breathing towards you. See that guy? He's the one next to the lifting. 15? Is breathing towards you. Fifteen.

Oh, Demand. 17. Pass. Pass. Pass. Where is the breath here? How much damage? What is that?

No damage, you said. Oh, wow. Oh, no, damn. Nine points of fire damage or four if you pass. So four points is it? What I said. No damage. It's like these where mirror images are

moving. I'm moving my shield behind me, weekly trying to deflect the fire that's coming in from This guy can feel my sweat just evaporating off of my face as it just coats around my shield, and I'm barely taking time. You block it. And so then the rest are going to attack, Felix. It's going to be.

What? Oh. Oh, you're attacking. So one. Yeah, so one attacking you. That is going to be 18. What do you know? And that's a hit.

Okay. It's a field in your head slices in. I do, but I'm safe. I'm running low, my friend. I'm going to save it. I got some hit points to spare for now. So that's going to be fire and slashing no matter for you. So the claws hit for six points of damage.

Yeah, easy, easy. And then one's gonna got Iris. Save that's going to be a... We're good. Are we saving the shield team? Misses. One is going to be on Caprice. No, I'm good.

That's the natural 20. No, it's not. Okay, that's right. Actually, you know what? I'm not. I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to do it. I'm saving it. I'm at maxi.

I'm at maxi three. Yeah, let her mind. I'm saving it from a good. Let him get hit for 120 HP and die instantly. Oh, God. I'd be like, you're dead to me. He's got the last one, she's got a pocket in. Yeah, 10 points of damage.

Yeah, that's... Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!

One on, one on the floorback. And that's going to hit. Oh! Oh. Oh. He's looking very rough. Oh, with that.

Oh, God. Very rough. What's there with passive perception about my point? I don't know. 15. 15. 15. My is a 12.

15 or 15? 15. 11. 11. This is about to get real rough. What do you guys? 15. Okay.

This fucking bird is to come back. We got that. Good to know, he says, as we all brace for him. Okay. So, that is... No, it's a meteor. Seeing just the directions that all the fire is coming from, she's just going to be like,

I'll be right here for you, Toa, but I've got to get out of this damn fire. And she's going to just gallop or trot Peyton five feet to the left. So Toa's within... Canter. She's going to be five feet to the left of, additionally from Toa.

No, still. Still around him, so no opportunity attack. But you're still within 10 feet. Yeah, it's up to you. So that you're still within 10 feet. But I'm trying to get out of the fucking cones. Good luck. And you forgot that this game is about it.

It turns out the cone is actually 3603. She's going to use her action just to take a quick nap on a six second nap on, on Peyton, as she just kind of ruffles her head into her fur. And she's like, oh, Peyton, I hope murdered, can hear me now. And she's going to use 15 poised and lay on hands to heal herself. And that'll be her turn. You've powered more than healing your wounds a bit. I can hear them.

Lifty, you're out. Yeah, just listening to the heartbeat and of the muscocks. I'm going to flip over here. I'm going to plant my spoon and then hardcore, parkour, up this guy's face with a kick, kick, kick. Thank you for the thumbs. Thank you for the thumbs. Do you know you're running up him? Huh?

How many attacks in that? That's going to be four attacks. So I'm going to plant my spoon and then kick, kick, kick, kick backflip. Like me at a hardcore-park-or. I was thinking the bicycle kick from the original Mortal Kombat. So you've got his way, burn and a friend. So a 19, a 10 misses, I assume. Yes.

Ten misses. What a class. Oh, shit. Eleven and a 20. 20. 11 and 20? 11 misses. 11 misses? Okay, so let me rule. That's what's not very good.

You have to let you like a garble. It's weird. I got this. That's 18. 18? 18 damage. Okay. Up in his face hole. Yeah, 18. That hits.

And then I will disengage. You are smash into a douche, doosh, as as your, You run up and you're kicking, kicking. He manages to harden some of his leg as you kick up, but you manage to get two, and it does a considerable amount of damage. He's as magmas pouring out of his wounds and his jaw is dislocated.

And he says, Have you Olufahil? You cannot defeat Tiki Rawa! And with that, yes, we can. It's his turn. Oh, let's see if he gets his breath back. You were the chosen one. He doesn't.

Barely, almost. Almost. It's going to have my new time. I'm a position for a breath weapon. I wish I could like Frost Nova and kill all these guys. I'm playing too much about out. We're good.

You could play for us sometimes. He tilts his head back. And he, as he says that, Tikiura, and his eyes burst in the flame, and his mouth erupts, and almost like a vault. No. Almost like the first day of the boss. And everyone needs to make a, what saving throw?

Dex, you said. A deck saving throw. She's not giving me decks. You get plus three. And Hart, is she within 10 feet of me? I can't. I think she's on the same side. She is one space farther than Tella is from you.

Okay. 17. Everyone on. Natural 20. Got to give it up. Gotta give it. Got to give it. That's not.

That's not. That's not. National 50. Not me. 23. Pardon me. I wrote those dice in the trash. I got six.

I think it's because you're abusing them across like four characters. Yeah. You did a twist. I don't believe in your dice bullshit. I don't believe in any of that. We have like 50. I just think they work. Do you want to use the dice?

I can. Everyone all, we got over 20? 29. No, I got it. 17. 17. You still pass. As you all managed to dodge out of the way,

20 points of fire damage to you, Felix. And you are ignited. as the magma hits you and the beginning of each of your turns you'll take 1D6 fire damage. Do those count as automatic death save failures? If it takes if it starts in your turn, yes.

Do I see that he gets ignited? I will just damage by four. So if that one saved you. Would that have helped you? Yeah, mid two. Okay, there you go. He's not... Okay, so it blasts and you're not... Do you take damage or just those? Ten points of damage to you all.

Ten points of damage to you. Oh. So I don't want. I don't want. I have to now, yeah. I'm using my turn. Yeah. Right?

I'm going to use my reaction. How much you're going to deflected for my shield? 15. Can you knock iris over, please? Yeah. How much damage was that total? So when I roll con, though, is it minus what he removed? We're getting. So it's only what I took.

Yeah. Yeah. So it's still less than 10, so I'm just rolling pretend. It's because it will be said. Yes. Holy shit. I pass my concentration, even though I'm on fire. Okay.

So you're on. fire, but we're concentrating. With that, it's Irish's turn. That's funny, that's it for 20. Yep. Okay. Felix you're up. Oh, good. I'm on fire.

At the start of my turn? Yes. I take. Yes. How much? I'll roll at. One point of fire down. Oh, I'm alive, baby. Concentration. Passed. I'm at one.

You can y'all got any more than healing pops? I'm at one. I'm at one. Hey. Hold on, hold up, hold up. What can I do to try to end this? You can use your action to pat it down. Yeah. What?

What? What? What? What? What a shitty action? Better than being on fire at one hip point. Sorry. I mean, I'm just going to get fucking murks by this fucking guy.

Dumber than a dumb bag of rocks. What happened? She's not using her cloak. Not using my cloak. I mean, we only play once a month, right? You forget. It took me. It took me sessions to learn, I passed my turn, that I could do that on, on Vandals.

Okay. Who turns? He'll tell you. I'm no. Okay, you pat down the fire. The fire goes out. You're no longer burning. You're not going to bug's turn.

And he is a Zorbeck's turn. And he is going to look at everything that's going on. He's like, he's going to look at his own wounds, and he's going to look at you. And it's like, you send me. And he leans down and pulls out a help potion and pours it down your throat, Iris. And you take... That's awesome. It's awesome.

Four of seven... I don't even have anything I can wrap it. Eleven points of healing. That's awesome. There's a lot of... Can I vanish? Okay. With that, as you...

He pours you... be help pushing down your, uh, down your throat. I don't hate it, man. He, uh, what? It's hard. It's hard. It is going to be, Harts turn.

And, uh, you do not see what's happening. We don't see what's happening. I'm not making a roll right now. We do, do, man. I'm hopeful, whatever. Okay. So. Do what Caprice would do.

Exactly. As you're all in the heat of combat, your, the magma has just burst. Suddenly, from behind, behind Makuto. You see a flash of feathers, and a figure shoots up into the sky. And you see Tyber, the silent death, with heart in his grass. Whoa!

Flying directly up. 60 feet in right here. Yeah. 60 feet up, yep. 60 feet. So we're, oh, my God. Yeah, put him all like a thing. he looks down at all of you

and looks at you silently and continues up and a heart is trying to struggle if he looks terrified as her little feet are dangling Oh my god Cabriss

they're up 35 45 45 5thagoras is A square plus B squared equal C squared Yeah How far up? 60 So 45 60

You're yeah 45 this way 60 is so whatever Pythaggaris is I'll do the matter for you don't No, no way I can get to her. Times 45 equals... How big is Makutu? He's a big friend, like, gigantic... Well, 45 times 45 plus a huge creature, is that the size of a giant, so like 16 feet?

So, jot down that number. So he's only like a couple of inches taller than I, right? Yeah, exactly right. So jot it down. Yeah, plus 60. And Mukudu doesn't even notice this has that as hard, but... Is she as... Six, five?

5-625. 2025. 25 equals this divided by. Are you doing Pythagra? Yeah, they're doing Pythagher. Wow. We have squared. Anchor before.

Are you going to see it? Ah, see me home! Hello. We're super fucking stressed right now. But thank you for coming. It's 7K squared. It's only 83 feet. 83 feet.

Well, 83 feet. Just 83 feet. No, but even if I can't get to here and then my spell is 60 feet. So, okay, well, Dimension's door 500, so I'm going to plan on doing that. Then they're dying. Falling to your death? Yeah, it's fine.

It's fine. What's full image, roughly? One D6 every 10 foot. Oh, that's a lot of D6. And how does instant death work? Your current plus max? Your max plus current. I will not be dementia doors.

Because that might outright just kill Felix. No, thank you, everyone. I redact my previous statement. What are you doing? I apologize. I am going to... I apologize. The lightning bolt is super affecting this flying, right? I just wanted to check the ranges of my different spells real quick, just to see if I had anything that could get burned out of that situation.

We need to deal with this problem. There's no way to undo this problem. Oh, wait. So looking at Felix and Iris, do I get a sense of which one is hurting more? I think they, I think both, one of them's been, been on fire, one of you've been... Up until this point, you haven't noticed anything weird with me. But you saw...

Went down and then Zorbeck poured a potion into her throat to get her back on. Yeah. But I saw Felix also almost open. Does that break your... I'm out. And I added my flames out, so I'm not on fair. Last year now. But I look, I look rough.

I'm smoldering. And not in a good way. Do I know what a Tyrannosaurus wrecked is? From Valtica? Absolutely. You've been to the natural history museum. He's had it right in the museum. Felix. Yes, I have the ball.

And I will polymorph. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Finish him. Hold on. And I'm pointing at the flaming guy. I'm like, ooh. Get ready to get fucked.

Nicky. So what can I do? Look at fucking team action. Statlock. Yeah. But thank you. It does. It does.

It does. It does. That might be easier. Basically, you just chop a lot. And you can do... Okay, thank you, Matt. I think you man. I think you can swallow some shit.

So, Felix, you were patting out fire. You are bloody. You were scorched. And then you feel, suddenly your form starts to change as Caprice plays a little ditty on his fiddle. And it's finally... Your form starts to change. Oh, my gosh.

And it gets smaller and smaller. And he's just like... Dream of the Island, baby, let's go! It erupts, and his massive form, is it Tyrannosaurus Rex? So you gain 136? Yes, I do. This Piratesis Rex has gone off the rails. What is this music we're listening to right now?

It's Journey the Island. It's just a piano version of Journey to the Island. Well, it's totally changing the tone. It's Journey to the Island. Oh, here we go. Within a last few time. This is not T.P.K. music, is it? No, it's about to be...

It's about to be. T. rex. Felix eats this motherfucker. Sorry. I went... I googled it, and the first one was... Do you remember Jurassic Park? Oh, is that what... Bhoomers? Do you remember Jurassic Park? Oh, my spell. Oh, I'm three by three, apparently.

Someone told me in chat as a T. Yeah. So I'll leave right there. And for my bonus action, I will inspire him. And a massive T. A mass of T. Did you pull a... The T-Rx staff.

I have him, yes. Yes. That's my turn. Okay. That is your turn, and that is Crease's turn. As he is going to lean down and

smash in into you, both of my hands actually have a 10 foot. It's my turn? No, I'm smashing you. Don't smash me. Oh, yeah, your case.

4D12. Yes, disadvantage. Disavvant. And then I need 90. Yeah. Fuck you. Fine. Yeah.

You take one more than you. With... There we go. And that is four plus 11 plus... No. Six. No. 11 plus...

So 19 points of damage. You can't blow right up. So I'm going to like... Okay. It's amazing. I mean, yeah, I can't. I can't. I can't be better.

Yes, I can move up like that one. Right. Oh, no. He smashes down. Oh, who's standing with Towah will die. And with that, it is a toaster. Um. No, he has long.

Joe is in trouble. He's massive. You're having the other side effect on pace. Toots. Right? I have not. I have not. He has a job.

Yeah. I haven't dropped. Concentration. Legendary. They know you're still good. You're still good. So what does... That's sexually huge.

So I just looked it up. Change. How is he not much? It's looking rough. Six. Look it off? It's looking rough. I will say...

We need help more than... I don't think we need help more than... I don't think there's any chance. We need help now more than ever. Miko, come out! And I grabbed my wrist, realizing that's only an action and not a minute to cast.

A gigantic water shark erupts from the ground and a swirling shark made completely of water arrives way too late. But does it go on my turn? Yes. Okay. So he comes out. I would like him to go first. So he's going to chomp twice

onto Tihiro. Yeah, that's good because the action from the my spell has to be an attack. Oh, it does? Got it. So that's my reaction. Okay. So that is,

sorry. Sorry, there's just fucking, I should have, this is the problem with playing once a month is that I totally forgot to the minutes and not a lot.

So that is a, plus a hit, is, um, uh, 25 and a 19. They both of it. Okay.

They, then, uh, takes 48 damage, 8, 8, so 12, 12, 20, 27 plus 8. So, wow, 35 points of damage. Who? What kind of damage? I was hoping cold damage.

He literally like just down. It's just like actually water. Okay. We started in when he was at half and he said it was just dead. the quarter, so there's no way that total is going to get on. 35 is divided by two 18. Okay.

17? 17? Yeah, you never read. Okay, yay. As this water shark emerges and smashes into and smashes into the crashing wave, is the steam

bursting up from the water hitting this magma form and starts to cool and crack. You're like, magic cannot serve you as he is magma's pouring out of him. I'll be very rough.

I will use my action to attack twice. Okay. I will recklessly attack, because fuck this is. That is a 20-a-hint, and a... Can I twist it?

Twist it. Go for it, man. Thirteen seconds. So I do one attack. This is intense. Most common number you get up. 15 points of damage. 15 points of damage. 15, chich, chich, ch.

But then it's half, right? Yeah, it's half. 15 is... I guess the shark isn't, like, magical bludgeoning. It's just standard bludgeoning. Or I don't know, for age. It's not magical bludgeoning, unfortunately. Yeah, I'm like, uh... It should be magical.

Probably. not many men. Yeah, I just took it. I took a gander in there. It was, uh, let me give it the old. It's a number. Where, where's that? It's a number.

We got some jangle jangles. We're all right. All right. For now. Oh, look, my, small handful. Uh, is it the T-Rex's turn? Oh, it is layer action.

Well, I would like it to be T-Rex, Felix's turn. Big time, really. It's looking rough. As it, as it does. It is losing its form as it is a smash. It's going to look down at you toa and try to smash it. For its layer action? For the legendary action.

It's legendary action. It's only used one smash. And so it's going to just try to smash you again. And that's going to be a 16. That misses. You banished to pair it. Okay, layer action. With that, it is going to be a...

as all of the gas, all of the ground there are holes, as this volcanic gas erupts and can we get the 20-foot radius sphere there? And it is going to be the rents toa and all of those people in the back if that's possible. So not there. Oh, sorry, the other direction. Yeah. Yeah. They also hit his friendlies. Yes, yes.

Thank you. As it burst and this, this is lightly obscured. And I need everyone to make con saving for us. This is the water. Plus three. Just in that box, right? 16. 18.

19? 19. 16. 16. Everyone passed. So everyone passed. So you're not poisoned as you all choked up, but you all managed to steal yourselves. And with that, that's a lot.

That's, oh, and no, the magma dudes are going to go. And so we're going to get two attacks on to freeze. Magma friends. Jesus. One's going to be a 17. 15. It's what I'm going to have to my spells. 50.

Oh. 15 is got to be six four. What changes what I was going to do? Oh, four plus That would be two. Four. Four plus five points of damage to you, Caprice. And then we're going to add one on Zarbeck, and that's going to hit and that's going to do damage.

And that is going to be enough to He's shreds. He's putting the potion. He looks down and he's slashing the back and falls to the ground unconscious. Wait, I missed. Who's the dragon? That's the water elemental. Oh, with that is...

Oh, water elemental, sorry. Oh, that's your... That's your shirt. Anybody else? We're going to get one on the T-Rex. My natural armor is a 13. 13, that's going to hit. Big guy, big guy.

How can... Is it number four attacking him? Seven points of damage. Both of them attack me. Both of them in town. But look at that golden belly. Nothing gets him in that gold belly. I don't have my concentration.

And with that, that's going to be a... A lot of seven points of damage. And then Sorbet's down. And with that one on Iris, and that's going to be a natural one. Got it. Okay. And then, is there any other...

Yep. That's everyone, right? Okay. With that, it is layer action. Hersia, you're up. Uh, Herja in a panic seeing that Hart was picked up by, um, Tiber. Uh, she's going to, yeah, and move under where she was exactly under them. So she's exactly 60 feet away.

She's going to tirely lunge her, uh, her shield on her back. She's going to glare up at Tiber and she's raising her hand, clutching the fur between her fingers running them through Peyton's back and she's going to say, you are family to me and I will not let you out of my grasp. Tyburn is enough. Your hatred and destruction

upon this world must end today. And I hope your fucking wings flight too close to Murdent's fourth and that you found. And I will class to command on him to drop her. And I will try to... Wisdom save 14, 60 foot ring.

range. Oh, badass. Oh, shit. Seven. Yes. Plus? There's no way. No, not seven.

No, not seven. Yeah. With like, shit. And I'm reaching out and trying to grasp. Suddenly, his eyes turn to a glowing forward and looks down.

Much better than my plan. He has a stagger to her throat. And he gets ready. It gets ready. slit it and then he drops and suddenly heart falls and she's screaming and I will need you to make oh my god what are you going to make here right let's make an athletic turn to see how will you catch her you have twist can i twist it would have been a 14 but i just said thank you chef thank you so much Please save my heart.

Come on. That's better. Fifteen? Oh, yeah. Come on. You see her. And you extend your hand and you grasp her. She does take a little bit as both of you fall and you each take three points of bludgeoning damage.

That was the best way that could have ended. And Piper looks at you and he looks down as he's commanded. and then he just looks back up and is getting ready to fly up. With that, it is... You never let Hart go. It's too sweet. I'm going to take my shield off my back

and I'm just going to protectively wrap it around her and shaking. I'm going to hug her. I say, you... Just sit on Peyton and I won't let you get taken again, okay? As he loses, he's losing his form. He's very weak. He's going to slam his fist down on Utah again.

I don't know. Does the poison it ends on you? Oh, fucking heart, man. Is the poison the poison still staying on the field? Yes, so we should leave the... Until the next layer action. And that's going to get a natural 20. On him?

On Toa for the smash. Oh, no. That's it. That's it. That's it. Get them. Get them. What?

You do it! As he's going to slam down and... The power! friendship. You gotta be kidding me. Win. Nine points of bludging damage and three points of fire.

Three? Nine three? That's seven points total. Yeah. Thank you, I was. Big lyrics. With that, it is Liftie's turn. Okay, I am going to rapid cough a potion, which I've already rolled and then it's going to be seven-term.

And then I am going to be a certain. I am going to run at him full force. And I am going to like, boo, boo, and then I'm going to flip around and elbow him twice. Okay. You do that. What like this? Okay. First two.

Oh, natural one and a two. Oh, my God. What the heck. I trip on myself and nothing hits. And so then I tried to spin around an elbow hand. Oh, golly. Gee Willickers. Gee Willickers, Sam.

Well, Gorge. What's this, A.C.? Oh, as A.C.'s 18. Well, motherfucker. So, one hits. Stunning Shrag? That's a good idea. Starring, do you have a key?

No. I'm going to, like, whiff, whiff, whiff. I'm like, oh, fuck. So I hit one, and I'm going to be like, I was gonna make it count. So I will stunning strike him. So it's 11 damage and a... Con saving throw.

Yeah. DC probably 15? D.C. 13? 13? 13. So... Con saving pro. Con save. He's a plus 10. Oh, geez.

This is a big... He's a plus 10. Well, he makes it anyway. Oh, no. Two or three. One or two. Okay. So that's okay.

And smash into him. You try to stun him. You run up and you smash him in the head, But he managed to resist that. It was going to finish up. How much sandwich with that? Can I even do that? 11 bludgeoning?

Can I do it at the same time as doing a... There's always the key for it. Yeah? I can use two key points. Yeah. Yeah. So I can use multiple key points in a turn. Okay.

So I can do Fury of Blows. The Flurry of Blows just buys the two attacks, and then each hit, you can make the stunning track. Okay. Cool. Got it. Okay. How did it?

down? Yeah, and then I will just, from fear, Phyllis, I will back my ass. Okay, he's looking rough as his... A fool is pouring out. He looks at you and with... Bring it on. With...

Get me! Kill me! I want to be like yelling at and taunting him. Your B.C. is also drunk. That's fun. He looks at you, killing. This is he has... He eats all of his legend interactions, but

it's his turn. Yes. It is his turn. as he is going to I will kill you Torah both of us will die here today as he is going to smash in both of his fists and lean down to bite you with that

without intimidation he's vanished he's vanished that smash with the fist is going to hit What are you She was giving you a third 12 points of bludgeoning damage Six

Not that you don't know that But I And six points of fire damage Smash down And then he's going to Go in with another This fuck I'm not the golden

I think you're right No I'm confident You're fine 17 Smash is in a miss 17 He's a plus two names I'm 19

19 got it Okay Fuck, okay. That he's going to win for his bite. His massive mall opens. His chin is hanging, right? Here we go. Here we go.

Bite it. 23. Yeah. Smash it chumps into the horror of this magma. And so I got to the piercing first. Yikes. No, that's not good. 26 points of piercing damage.

And... So it's what? 13 or 13, Pierce, right? So, are you, you're still alive? You're so conscious? As of right this moment. Did you post that picture? Nine points of fire damage.

I will use my reaction to use stones of durance and hardness. I will summon my kind of giant ancestry and reduce that damage by eight, nine, 10, 11, 12 points of damage. Now, your goal, maybe. As he smelt and pierces in it, and then. you channel your son's endurance, you see Toa's tattoos glow. You're alive. And his skin turns a stone. And as he bites in, you see the large fangs in this ape-white creature snap off as a...

And with that, it is the end of his turn. Iris. Oh, fuck. One more turn. Oh, see, you have the same idea. I'm so right. Ah! Is it windy and rainy, like in the drafts bark movie?

it's lightning and cloudy but you're in the storm shit it's windy it's definitely windy but it's a lot more calm we don't know how to live his life and I'm gonna cast you moves on myself I didn't go he just went right yeah you just got

because fuck the bugbear yeah fuck bear good old fuck bear okay you know yourself what is is expensive You pumping your feet.

That's messed up. As you feel like... And he's going to look at you. Oh, and then as a bonus action, I'm going to cast Fear of the Dying on What's His Face? Okay. You do that. Fuck! Oh, yeah.

And you, you hear your brief behind there. Don't you fucking die, man. Just let him die. Iris, come on. One time. One time. Deliver him to a new vest. Come on.

Deliver him. It's good, man. And with that. And with that. I do this right at moon. And with that, he's going to lean down. He'll die. Come on.

You will die. He will just means his head back. A volcano burst. Don't you? Everybody? Everybody? Everybody? Everyone.

Everybody? Everyone. Let's use these fish. 16. I will have one. Natural fucking 20. Nice. Three as a T-Rex.

Are you using a second? No, can I have 136 hit points. That's the T-Rex. This is the water elemental. Yeah, that's the shirt. The water elemental gets plus three to the saving throw. That's whatever it is. I rolled a one-on-one and a three. Can I...

Did anyone twist? Rich use three. No, I'm good. I used two. Oh, two. Just now? Yeah, okay. I'm holding heart.

Can I twist two? I have a, well, I don't know, 14. Well, it's the... Did you see? Okay. I know. I can't fucking twist it. I missed it by 12.

Oh, that's what I got. You and Richard. Bro! The T-Rex, like, where am I going to go? There we go. I don't know what you see what? Was that 19? 19 passes.

Okay. That is going to be 13 points of fire damage. Total? As it, Wizzed X? Yes. I'm advantage on that. So that would have been two originally. So you get...

So there would have been a one and a three for my first roll, and then the one... So one is the second. Another one for your second. There we go. So then put one of the twists of face. No, no, no, I still need two twists. What?

We did? We did. So I read three times. 11. So the first one to your first role, which is your normal role. Half damage. Then you have one for your first place and that was your second.

Half damage. Everyone who fails is lit on fire. It takes the full damage of 11. Heart is in my arms, or I guess, does she take nine all of your. She's trying to dodge as well. She's got her seeds. Okay.

But she's going to take some fire damage as well. She's burst. But you are able to. your body over hers and she does not get lit on fire. I was going to say I wanted to use my reaction to negate the fire damage and try to put it in front of the time. Yeah, she is able to cheat. So what was the damage and then half? She was like, yeah. It was five points of damage to you bet you'd tell.

If you pass. Five points in a difference. Oh my goodness. Do it. Do it. Five. Your turn is it now? My turn.

So how much, so if you took half you're going to fire. Five. Five and you're not on fire. I passed my consequences so you're still hasted. So you take six points. points of fire damage now. Okay, I will roll for concentration. I cannot.

I pass. I think we're... Now, I move right. I do the giant T-Rex scream from Dress of Bark. Five, ten, one back to the... I'm here. At a ten-foot radius, I tail-swipe this guy.

Okay. Yeah, we do. That is going to be a plus ten to hit. A twenty-seven to hit. It's three D8 plus ten. It just blows enough, right? He just blows up, right? Jesus, same on your tail.

And then I bite, I bite a big macoutou here. Come on, if I ever needed a 90-20, the gods of dice, please, one time. Pray for it. 20 total. 20 hits, yep. Oh, bad. That's going to be 4D20 plus 10. 4012.

4D-12, yeah, not D-20s. That would be awesome, though. And so 22 plus 9 is 31, plus 12 is 43 plus 7. Sorry, yeah, plus 7 is 50 points of biting damage. Mukutu from my giant Felix Rex. How do you undo this? I want to all of a sudden realize that I'm a T-Rex

and see my poor little tiny buddy Toa in trouble. I want to charge Mukutu and basically use the T-Rex to eat his head and like rip it off his body no matter how much magma damage the T-rex may take. I'm literally going to eat his head and try to tear it off his body. So you do that.

You do that. You're a cat. Yes, exactly. I realize that no one has a piercing damage. As you chomp into him, you see that this creature is the same... Do you say piercing matters? The bite is piercing. Exactly right. So this is the first time he's taking piercing damage.

Oh. And so as a creature is the size of Makutu, what is this? What is this? And so... And you chomp into... his head and with that you are going to take...

Holy shit. Yes. I'm so happy right now. I saw 160 hit points. Yeah. Oh, 160. Oh, wow. I rolled for.

Holy shit. Holy crap. Almost max damage here. Bug them back. Do you have a dappadoo. Yeah, seriously. Twenty-one points of fire damage. I have a fucking ram of horse.

You tear off the head, and the jaw once again smashes in your terrain. dinosaurs, as the rest of the form, the fire goes out and the rest of the form hardens and crumbles and the magma spills out and all the fire around you dissipates and, and sizzles and hardens and cools and spilling out, you see Makutu's battered and broken body, his metal jaw is gone. And he races his head. You want to kill me. Where are the spirits? It's not going to be that easy, Makutu.

I'm going to walk up. I'm going to put my foot on his throat. You put your foot on his throat. He's trying to lift his arms. You see now that his massive stone gauntlets are cracked. As he tries to lift them up, and his arms fall back, and they completely shatter to rubble. Where are they, Makutu?

really think you can stop us? Tower? Yes, I can. We can. Going to kill me anyway. What doesn't matter? So I'll tell you. You're going to die anyway.

Why would you let countless goliath your own tribe? Why would you let them die too? I guess. Eleven. Uh, oh I think. Hold on, sorry. Twelve. Twelve.

Uh, he kind of struggles as he... as he... Blood is pouring out of his broken jaw. He's barely able to form sentences. As he looks at you and he says, What does it matter? Our vikiro fail me. What's it, dude, Makutu? You always thought that strength,

the power of the body, would make you strong. But that's not what it is. It's the power of the spirit. The power of the will, that's what makes someone strong. That's how we beat you. All the strength in the world, it wasn't enough for you.

And now you've ended. Those birds, I promise we greatness are like that they're bunch of useless facts. Make it please pick of the match. Should I twist? If you'd like to, you'd... I would like to twist.

Yeah, did it. I'm going to use a different... D-20. Is that cocked? Not really. I mean, come on. Tim, you're reaching there, buddy. That's why I asked. That's fair. He looks up.

They're up. We're up. We're up. In the tree. Of course, in the tree. What do you think? What do you think of fucking go? It's all you can tell me?

I can tell you all, what are you going to do, Tower? Tower. Glowl over your victory. You still weak. And look here, look where you are. You can say I'm weak, but you've lost. You're the weak one, Makuta. You always were.

Which way to take advantage? Four and one. Five. He looks around at all of you. Prison. What? What? Sorry.

Along with the big bird. You turn to meet here. In the tree. They am prison. Is that all you can tell me? Is there anything else you'd like to say? Anything I can take back to the Mconi Islands? One more for you to take advantage.

Is he still within five feet of me? Yeah. Okay. Thirteen? Thirteen. God, it's suck. The D.C.'s been effective. He looks all around.

You and your friends, they know you're going. They're counting on you coming, To her. They got the big bird. dirty, comadus. He's got his little pet. From what they say, they think he might be related to this little one. Points that lifting.

They aren't not up there tower. The chosen ones, be at the eye of the hurricane, to witness the birth of the elder tempest, this is a madman. It ultimately is much you can do. we will stop it and just know that

everything you've worked for for years was for nothing give me one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now can I grab my mall you grabbed your mall and he looks up at you

his eyes are kind of fading and he spits up blood his tongue is lulling out whatever remains of his jaw and his bone exposed flesh his core with bits of magma

and blood he says so I think it's stronger and come kill you proper I'll slam my mall next to his head and I'll say Akutu Flamebinder

Tayahi In the name of Marka the Turtle Rider Raki the Red Bull Hikina the White Moa Tonga the Blue Turtle Komohama the Black Shark and every Goliath that still lives on the Makani Islands

I sentenced you to death to give any last words he looks at you his tongue rolling out reaches and lit some of the blood off and he says don't miss I without a word I'll come up

and smashes that he you see Toe bring his mall around and you massive teaky smashes in. And with the sickening crack, you see the skull rupture as blood and gore

spill out of and fly and rest on the ground as his blood pours out. And Makutu lies before you dead. You feel the weight of my hand on your back. I'm standing behind you, barely holding myself up, covered in Mukutu's blood as well as you are.

You, Teah. yes we're going to judge today I hit too Anubis finds your judging just and I heal him with a

second level cure wounds you feel power of anubis oh shit feeling you and your wounds heal as your whole rival

my dead at your feet his head now fully destroyed. We need to booing. I'm sitting in the dirt because apparently Caprice told me he dropped a T-Rex. I dropped a polymorph.

Oh, God. Damn it. Ah, To, to, oh, buddy, are you all right? Yes. Oh, God. We don't have time. Burn his body? We have to, we still owe him a proper burial.

It is how it's done. Normally the chieftain would enact the sentence, but even for someone like, Do you have any kind of, I guess, like, something we can... I can light it, but I'm beat up, man. I will go in and I'll just take some lamp oil that I have. Yeah, and I'll pour it over him.

I can press to digitate the flame if you'll allow me. And I'll say, may the ancestors look kindly upon you. And I will turn. Is that all, is that all, is that the customary? He doesn't deserve any more. If you say, and I'll just now... my fingers and start a flame. He will get his in the afterlife.

I believe so. But that's not my judgment to make. Do I see the gauntlets burning with him too? The gauntlets crumbled into pieces. They're just like dirt. They're just basically bits of rubles at this point. As he alights

and burns before you, lightning crashes overhead. The thunder rumbles. I'm about 15 feet away, and I'm watching all of this happen. Concern on my face, but also I am kneeling down over Zarbik. Zorba.

Zorba. Zorvich. Wake up, wake up, your long arm, fuck. You all right? Huh? You okay? Is everything? Everything good over here?

What's going on, guys? My whole body is in pain. What are you doing? How are you guys doing? Are you guys all right? You were so big. How does that feel? You know, I've heard of people who can harness the power of creatures, but I don't even know what I was. What the hell kind of place have you come from?

Golfica. Baby. We need to rest. We need to get. Where did Tyler go? Is he still here? No, he flew away like a cowardly. Did he fly away? He did. Okay. That was a nice catch. We need to rest for an hour. And then we need to rest for an hour. and then we need to keep going. I'm going to walk away from them and limping, almost passing out a few times until I make

my way over to Zorbeck. And I'm going to kneel onto the ground, covered in what's his face is blood, everybody else's blood, and I'm going to place my hand on him, and I'm going to cast cure wounds at a first level. On Zorbeck? Yes, as I chant and pray. You do that, and he spunk. I've already stabilized him, so he'd just wake up in an hour or so anyway. Oh, wow, are you okay?

Oh, buddy. He looks at you, his eyes filled with surprise, and he says, Thank you. 13. Thank you. I'm alive. Yes. Get up.

Walk somewhere else, so breath smells warm. Tawa, are you okay? No, I'm not. Home. But we need to keep going, and there's no way to continue on. unless we get some rest. We need to find some way to, somewhere to hide.

I want to start looking for somewhere to like that we can just kind of duck in. There are a number. You're on the rocky mountain side. There's a number of large rocks, potentially outcroppings and things. You could probably duck under and hide. From what Mukutu said,

it seems like they're just waiting. I'm going to, I'm like, I'm like laying back in the turn now. And I'm like, I'm chuckling. We, we meet an arch step. We almost died today. Tor are you sure you're all right? I knew he was strong.

I didn't know he was that strong. But the power of Tiki Roa, that's what I'm fighting against. That was just a tiny fraction of what could happen to the Makani Islands. I wish I could have done more. I'm, I'm sorry. Tiki Rua himself could obliterate the islands

and sickens. we have to keep going we have to let's I'm gonna I will reach up I'll grab Felix throw over my shoulder

come on let's go all right all right and I'll take 15 an hour and we'll take an hour let's get over here

let's get over here I will go wherever we can find a crag I'll gently keep down if you bump me too hard I might I might pass out

easy I'm gently put you down one hit point so so talk if we find the

the wind spirit and we can start to roll right yes it's the only way he says we're too late and I'm inclined to believe him

but I'm gonna try no it's fine I'm gonna die trying hey it's like I said we're still breathing it's all I can do as long as we're still breathing we're gonna be all right

it's right let's just need to rest all right so right so right here then no moving I need to pray. Can I deterred between the five of us

who is the like two lowest of the most injured? Meem. Can we hold the amount of fingers that for the hip point? I have one hip point. I have four. How many people looks fucked?

I'm trying to look for the two most fucked. I'm going to sit down and put Felix's head in my lap. I'll just kind of sit cross-legged and just kind of put his head in my lap. Is anyone else in simple digits? You remember that I healed you, right, after you killed him? Oh, I was, I'm sorry, I was role playing. How was he'll heal me?

Like 18. Oh, okay, never mind. So Felix is obviously, he's terrible. I'm going to, I'm also not with you guys. So you moved away and I, I didn't move you. We were probably waiting for you. I will start to walk away and then I will turn and I will. Just over, over, over toe, shoulder.

I, I will follow. Sure. I need to time. Be safe. I mean, you sure you don't want to come with? We're just going to go over here. I'm on the ground.

You see that I'm like drawing all these hieroglyphs in a circle around me. I'm frankly pulling out like my sensor and doing all kinds of things and basically nothing. You should let have some time. You don't have to tell me guys. So we will go.

We'll leave Iris. I didn't realize she was doing like a... You see a heart's kind of crumpled and she looks over and she says... She's on Peyton. Yeah, no, I'm here. There's a couple, like, in your grass, but she looks over behind your shoulder. They're like, I'm sorry, Iris, I fail.

I, for a second, I just stop. And I slowly finish my last hair, but I look at her and I say, Domit, there's a hottest strong as you'll last. You never fail. And then I continue to do what I was doing. Her eyes well off, and then she turns back to you, Herja. Her eyes, like, wide, giving you that little kitty cat look. Pous and booze and literally the Puss and Booze and Booze.

I don't know, yeah. I wasn't just look. I want it. Thank you so much. I thought he was going to cut my throat. I thought he was going to take him. I thought so too hard. And I'm glad that we were able to stop him together.

You did not fail us today and you will never fail us. You're too good. Your heart is too pure. I see that. We see that. Moreden sees that. Let's get some rest. I'm glad you're still with us today and I'll give her a big old hug.

Me too. And she kind of just kind of starts pouring softly and trying to take this. I try Peyton up to Toa. Do you want to have him sit on Peyton instead where he may be more comfortable? And I'll slide off of Peyton and offer him the spot behind my cart. All right. And so I'll help him, I'll help him put him on Peyton. I die.

As I touch him, I pump my last five points of way on hands. Just to be sure, as you perk up, I grab Felix's hand and I say, oh, Felix, you make a better, a better monstrosity than I do anyway. T-rexes are cooler than Great Age. No offense, Caprice. I didn't have Great-Aps when we did that. That's okay. That was fucking badass.

And I'll put a second level cure wounds into him. You feel the power of mourning and closing your wounds. Woo! Oh, nice. 16 points of feeling. Dun-da-da-da. Thank you. No problem.

Once we're settled. I'll guide Peyton to the wherever. I'll let Iris do her thing. But while we're resting, I just want to kind of lay out my figurines and meditate. I can just come back. You all get to the rock and you're hiding beneath it. The massive canopy of the tree is above you. The leaves and the lightning parking in.

You see the structure of the building. There seems to be some movement very high up, but they don't seem to be heading in your direction. Iris, what are you doing? I'm just praying completely silently, and then I get up and I begin to wrap up Mukutu's burned corpse into linen, and I'm covering him in different things. And then I'll look down.

his body. They may have helped to him, but you have no chance against him anyway. You are weak, and you will always be weak. And you will judge you as such. Your heart is heavy. His is light. Made the sun wrought your corpse out here above the cells,

and I'm going to kick him. And I'm going to turn around and walk away. Damn! He basically slashed him. The tea bagged is correct. And she's spamming acts. Damn! As that happens, you're wrapping him in linens, and there is, it's, it's, it's just kind of a, a blackened corpse at this point in the point.

And as you're, you're doing this, you're, this is something that you would have done many times in, in, uh, it's a cat, right? Mm-hmm. As, as you're doing this, you see around, you look around and you finish this. and you cast your eyes and there are some still lingering bits of patches of burning embers and small shrubberies that are ignited on fire. Just small flames.

And your eyes kind of this glaze over one. You need to make religion check out of marriage to this. It's scary. Scler. The world of 19. for me. Yes.

Nice. You said religion? Religion. What's just a bit? 23. Your eyes catch as you're leaving. You catch a bit of flame

flickering and suddenly you feel something overcome you. As you look into the flame and something catches your gaze. Gaze deeply into it. As you suddenly feel like you can

all your vision is blocked. There's no mountain. There's no erios. There's simply the fire. And you see a shape in the fire. The large silhouette of a man. No, it's not a man.

Where there would be a human head is a jackal's head. Holding a massive staff its eyes look directly at you. piercingly. I bow, like completely down on my knees, arms stretched out in front of me, as I just bow down. I guess anyone looking in on this would just see me doing this in the middle.

You would just see that as you're bowing down, and you're not even sure what's real, as you see the scale, and you see a, you see a scale shift and a feather, the feather of a mola on one side. And a feather of a moa. And then a volcanic rock on the other. And it teeters and it weighs down. And the

Anubis-headed man, you know. Or the jocleted man, Anubis. It looks down. The Anubis. The Anubis. The Anubis. looks down as he's bathed in the fire that you see him in, as it ignites the scale. And the eyes look back up at you, piercing.

I'm just down in the ground, but I'm like barely looking up, keeping eye contact with him. And he just looks at you, and his fade shimmers. But it doesn't go away. It morphs and shifts. and you see a swirling, swirling spiral, gyrating as two chains are around it, swirling as it's trying to burst out of the chains and the chains eventually shatter.

And as the chain shatters, you see a large head behind it. Two huge, a flat, long ears, a hairy, demonic-looking bull, disappears, and as the, it erupts, there is darkness spreading through the fire, threatening to engulf it, engulf you,

the fire and Anubis in darkness, and suddenly you see flashing light all around you, as you see feathers all around you, glowing blue light flaps, as you see seven pairs of wings surrounding you, as they beat and beat in the darkness shrinks back, shrinks back, shrinks back, shrinks back, until just a swirling spiral. And suddenly the light is so blinding.

You're overcome with nothing but light. And you look. And it's just a flame on a shrubbery. And your friends are several feet behind you. And you're brought back to reality. I will slam the end of my staff down into the ground. and I will look up into the sky and I will say,

Lord Denise the mountain, I hear your call. I'm yours until death and for all the time that after. And I turn and I walk and return my ground. Oh my God. Wow. Amazing.

Wow. Wow. Wow. So it's 1D6 plus I have to use all of my headdice. Yeah, I'll use song of breath. We have to add something to one. Uh, you remember that? An Xero of 1d.6.

H-pid. And that's just for the first hit die. It's just on top of the hit die that you spend. If you spend one hit die, you get an X3-1d-6. If you spend two hit die, it's still... It's just the one D-6. Okay. Go-go-bo-bo-poo-go-go-go-go-go-go.

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your love life D-O-A. It's like you're always stuck in second gear when it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, or even your year. I'll be there for you. When the rain starts to pour, I'll be there for you. Like I've been there before, I'll be there. Because you're there for me too.

I think one D-6, the product. It's the song. You hear the rumbling of thunder as the, Clouds tightening, and rain starts to fall. Not even kidding. Wow. The Spillet finished his melancholy song, and you all just sit there kind of staring off in silence. Can we pretend it's coming from a film?

Oh. Everyone both out a different color of tariffal. It starts to fall as the storm increases above me. That was unbelievable. Oh, Lufty, is it, is it rain? Yeah, darling. It's okay. I don't have to be so for a while.

I will, I'm putting out my carved fetishes in northwest, east, and south, and I will kneel down between them, and I will take out the gourd that Makutsu gave. Yeah, I'll fork it. And I will say, to who you live, and I will drink the whole thing, okay? Thinking back to who he was as a kid and, like, before he kind of got so fucked up. and I would just like to focus to see if I can get any sense of of the wind spirits

or be here, anything. I'm just, I'm hoping for a sign. Make a religion check. Head of advantage. I don't want to use this. This is the two. 20s, one of mine? Yeah. Meas are, the, just both. Both of those fucking Anubis states. That's what I'm. Anewis is... Whoa! Catch, good false.

One on a six. Well, it's not the dice then. Oh, seven. It's the roller. Seven. Hey, the DC changes. As you sit and you cry, after Caprice finishes his melancholy song, the rain hits your gray skin as it kind of pours down as you finish the drink. And you think about the memories that you had with Mukutu and what has to be caught with all of it.

What's at stake? everyone back home as the wind is whipping around you as the storm tightens around the eye the rain is now falling coating your skin your bare chest and suddenly

the wind whips around out of each of the small figurines and swirls around you more and more and more and more and you see almost in the wind as it swirls around you the shape of war

a turtle, a shark, a moa, as it then whips up. And you almost see it. There's a faint, I mean, air is invisible, but you see it almost a faint glow as it swirls around the tree, north, east, south, and west, and they fly up into the camera. Thank you. And I'll have, like, all sort of a tear will come out of my face. Thank you.

Part of your face. Just, yeah, I'll be part of my face. The tear ducks, Derek. And she opens up. The tear is lost in the rain, as the rain pours down. Terrible for me. Terrible. We're just getting started, aren't we?

Yes. Yes, there's much danger, but I believe that there's still, it's still able to be saved. They didn't be okay. That was hard, but we got through it. We did, but we used quite a bit of energy. He used to hoping that was the worst of it, right? I hope so.

I mean, he was pretty tough. But if he, if Comedus is there or what comadus is hit, all we can do is just, it's continue. It's all we can do. Right, let's go. As long as we draw breath, right? Yes. Right, heart?

As long as we drop breath. As long as we drop breath. Okay. We'll do this together. And I'm going to ease up and sit up. Okay. All right. All right, the burns.

The last series are gone Oh my God, I still feel it Okay, are we moving on? Are we ready? When did I see of what was going on with you? Depends on what you turned around to watch I don't think I would have even looked over So I will as I'm getting up, I'll say

Hey, Arras? Yes, too. I have a question. I may have an answer. What do you think happens when we die? A lot of things. What do you think will happen to Makuta now that he's did? Well, I know.

You know? Oh yes, the new is historically. What will happen? Well, his heart has weighed against the feather to see if it is light enough. The feather weighs more than the heart. Who is good enough in life? To gain how all the splendor that death can offer if it is heavier, which is full of evil, deceit, distrust.

Feather will rise to the top. You can find nothing but born in eternity. You wish to know his fate to tell? Yes. No, but yes. His heart was steady. Of course.

Did you have the private conversation privately? We're just kind of like, sure. It wouldn't have been like, hey, Iris off to the side. I would have, you know, I feel very trusting with everybody, so I would have said that openly. I asked the same thing virus, all that time back and get him in the lodge. She knows a lot. She's smart.

I gave him a chance. I gave him a chance to just prove to me that he was worth redeeming. I grab your hand. Do not feel good. Your heart was not way to stay. Those were his choices and not yours. You saved your friends. We all saved our friends. Hell, you give him more of a chance than most people ever get. That's true, that's true. I just... It shouldn't be my place to have to pass judgment like that.

And it wasn't. You did not weigh his father. And that was behind you. If you were weak and you didn't take his life, I would have. And proud of what you did today. I had the sentence into death. I did. I had to, without Chief Nui being here with the atrocities.

he's committed. I didn't have a choice. He sentenced himself to do this. And I had to be the one to carry it out. And I did not want to hesitate. The ancestors were watching me. As warriors, we have to kill. Yes. That's part of the job.

That's the truth. It is. I've never killed another Goliath before. But he has. Yes. With that choice today, you've saved many. I hope so. There's still time. I hope to save everyone.

Better him than you, right? Yes. That's right. All right. We're good to keep going, right? We should make haste. Are you okay? No, but we have no choice.

I mean, I turned in some... Did you see what the hell you did to me? I feel it was amazing. Look, am I all right? I'm alive, but... How do you feel? I'm beat up. I mean, well, look, magically,

what you did and what you did and what all of you did, I mean, I'm in one piece, I'm okay. I'm going to be sore for probably a month, but, gee, I'm all right, I guess, as good as I can be. We're all in one piece, right? Yes. Do you need the rest, no? I think I've done all I can do for now.

And we don't have time. I wish we could all rest more. It's fine. It's fine. We need to go. We need to talk to you about the, what did you do to the weave? And I start talking about like the mathematical, like scientific thing of what you did. I don't know about that.

Just sing a song. We got to talk about this. We raise those back home. I'm going to pull my eyes and walk straight past them and go directly to Hersia. And I'm going to stand over her, looking down at her. What you did for hunt. It's much larger than you are. And I'm going to lean down.

And I'm going to hug you. Oh. you slow but I'm beginning to like you thanks Iris and then I'm going to stand up and look at my own the blood doesn't bother me so much as whatever that stuff is that came off of you

oh that's uh no no no no I don't need to know I'm going to walk away I don't need to know no no no no no no no no no it's not no it's not No, it's not. Hashting people. So, you all continue up.

So we're walking towards the tree. You're walking towards the tree. We're actually, like, going right now. Oh, my God. I don't think we're going to do. We're fucking, we're, because a night deep in enemy territory. We're, we just saw fucking Tyber. Well, Toa is going forward.

I'm going to follow up to. Even if I'm like. you know, I'm like, I'm going to separate myself from everyone, walk to a bush, vomit. I'm going to vomit regally. Do you want me to do the cat by then? No, no, no, this is a full-on human. Like an entire bottle of vodka and two glasses of wine, vomit, and then I'm going to get back on the dance. It's just a Friday note.

There is an asterisk next to regal vomiting does not equal furble. Yeah, no, regal vomiting. Regal vomit. As we're walking or making our way to make, to the towards the tree, I'm just going to, like, look to wherever Hersia might be and say, Hey, Hersia! And then in Draconic, say, thank you and nice job. And Draconic, I'll respond with it.

I appreciate. Yeah. And I'll just kind of give her, like, a head nod and, like, you know, like an, you know, acknowledgement and continue to follow it to her. You all, you do that and you climb the rest of this mountain, but a very large craggy hill. As you make your way, you sometimes have to find bits where you need to help each other pop over to certain large rocks or up around ridges. As the massive tree ahead of you gets larger and larger are looming over you, and the storm above you tightens and tighten the eye gets smaller.

Rain is pelting you. Slippery, occasionally mud rushes down. You're all trenched as you make your way. And eventually you arrive at the base of the tree. Massive roots seeping down into the soil of this place. The place that you think should not be able to maintain a tree of this size, a tree that is larger than you have ever, any of you have ever seen, larger than even the massive trees of areas.

and you see that as the true loots rise up there are these long strange vines that bulge out that seem to wrap around and around and around making their way all the way up to the massive canopy and the wooden and marble structures above what do you do? Should we just go up? Maybe someone should scout out ahead and might not be good for all of us to go in and I look over it How far does it look like it would take a person? How long would it take a person to get up there? A while, it is hundreds of feet tall.

Is there an entrance? Are there stairs? Is this just a tree? It's a tree, but you see, like, massive roots. If you play like World Warcraft, like the huge roof that wrap up, you feel like you could probably climb up. So it's climbable. Yes. Okay.

It's climable. I don't think we had time. We shouldn't wait for scouting. Perhaps Peyton just stays here. just goes back in her home for a little bit. And that damn Bally-Hudder saw us anyway.

We just... You know, they know we're here. I don't want us to separate, especially after what we just went through. I think we just keep moving forward. I'm honestly blown away that he didn't bring reinforcements and isn't on us right now.

He wants us to come. Except by that. They want her. I have no doubt. We're delivering her directly to them. We're entering blind. Caves Caves dead. Do they live in dense?

I don't know if we get a lot of lions in the hills. It's more of like a mountain... I would imagine a mountain. Well, maybe it's like a mountain life. I've heard of those, I think. I don't think I've seen a mountain lion either. We know we try to keep them worded off so they don't eat all of our axes. I see.

You said that that blue well might be related to me. yes I'm scared I'm gonna reach out and grab her hand have enough strength to move this if you need it

I don't know what to do no one's too put your big girl panties on and pretend like you do it's what hers should do it's what I do oh I'm not wearing panties anymore I found it

the chafing really we knew the caprisal He sits down and crosses his legs. Zorbeck. Now's the final strong of Zorbeck died. He was not. Hart walks up as well, and then the orange fur and black fur holding both of your hands.

You see two paws. And she squeezes it. She is almost basically about your height. And she looks at you and she says, I'm scared too. Being scared. It means that this is all real. It means that this means something.

It means that there's a lot at stake. If we weren't scared, then something would be horribly wrong with all of us. Yes, Phoenix. What the hell? Don't what you hear? God, that's true. We're all scared. It comes when you go on, even though you're scared.

Yeah. It just feels like when you've been. looking for something for your whole life and then it's it's a hundred feet from you how are you supposed to feel and i don't even know what it's supposed to be i don't know what i'm going to find when we get up there i have been chasing a kutu for how well like over a year right yeah over a year for over a year maybe too and he's dead behind behind us now. I think I know a little bit about what it feels like. I can't relate about my whole life, but there's a grander purpose to all of us. It's greater than me, it's greater than you, it's greater than all of us. And even without the wind spirits, even if I wasn't trying to protect my home, these people plan to destroy the entire continent with a horrific storm beast. So I hope you find what you're looking for up there. Or I hope you'll it's not as horrible as it could be.

Whatever it is. Luffy, you've spent your entire life looking to another. Feeling like you needed something you didn't have. You've always had what you needed. In your heart, in you, in you, in the family you've built, family is not blood. It's those who we choose to be vulnerable with. Who we choose to love.

It does not matter who she is, what she is. she is, how she chooses to inform you. You are worth it. And if she can't see that, then she is the one who fails. So will you all support me? Are we also?

Yeah, I need to know that you're all behind you. Let me put it this way. If Tyber were to pick you up and fly the fuck away, I would do the same fucking thing I did for Hart over there. And then I would flip him over, rip his wings off, deep fry them, and eat them. That is so nice. I think they're going to make them for some good fucking cowardly chicken wings.

I think that's what I would do. I love chicken wings. I suppose we do that anyway. That sounds delicious. I'm not as, uh, unvindictive. As eloquent as Hersia is, but no matter what happens, no matter what we find. I'm just so flattered. Any time.

Any time. The point remains, as I've said before, Hart, as long as we do. draw breath. As long as we survive, it doesn't matter what happens. Because like you said, we're all a family, we all have each other. And we will support you, right? Not matter what. No matter what. What?

You just have to stay matter what choices. You guys accept me no matter the choices that I make. We all accept Toa and Caprius, no other choices that they make. Even when you're a big T-Rex. Right, whatever that beast was and all the choices that Hersia makes. And of course, Iris.

I'm a bitch and you all still travel. But we love you the most when you're really mean. Oh, well, great. And you see a genuine smile. That's wonderful. I knew she was going to yell at him once

and I literally threw up. I just love you when you tell us all right to do. Yeah, we'll be there for you because you're there for us too. Oh, and I'll be there so you. I'll be there for you, anew, anew. We're wasting time. Let's go. You have my sword and my shield.

Oh, hi. And you see the looming bug bear behind you. He's been traveling very quiet, and he... You gave me another chance. Yes. Another life. Yes. And even if Zorbeck dies.

Yes. You almost did. Zorbeck. No's friends now. Oh, well, that was much... I was going to say to me horrible, but I would feel bad. Yeah, I just, I feel so bad that you felt compelled to come here and you almost died. Because you're so weak, worthless, authentic. If Sorbeck can see...

Isn't it great when she's this way? It is better than how I was treated before. Sorbeck can see Tide or die Zorbeck can die happy But you won't die darling We don't want that Not if it's

We're our ability to stop that None of us are going to die Well We'll see Is that fair You have As well My axe is

That's so nice They're just so sweet with your big nose and just all the They have a big nose, right? No, they got, that's the, that's a fear of a little, yeah, a little, little, little, little, little, little, little holes, yeah. Little, what's a bug bear look like? Long arms and, like, like a buggy, like the boogie man, kind of like, like, cat noses, kind of a little. Whoa, hey, that's not how I'm hearing that. I always imagine, like, a satch, but, like, slimmer.

The boogie man? No, no, I'm saying, no, no, the bug bears. look like saskwashes or Yeti. I was going to say, we're going to have to talk because the bogeenemean. Big eyes. Yeah, that's the official. Big eyes. They're like slim yetis.

They can see in the dark. I'm going to stroke his long ear and just be like, oh, is that so sweet. I want to walk up to him. Remembering earlier that, like, he was hungry and crumbling for when we woke up from our long rest and I'll pull out some like dry jerky that I still have and I'll offer it to him. I know we said we pay you and keep you fed. This is really all I have until we make it back home, but I just want to thank you, Zorbeck, for doing what you did for our Iris earlier today. Yeah.

Yeah. Last meal. From a beautiful lady. Oh, coffee. I don't know if Iris could agree, but I appreciate it. Maybe chops. Well, no, I don't agree. This is last meal.

That's why. You're going to be okay. It's a ridiculous thing to say. I'm sure to eat at least five or six more times before you die. I meant about me being beautiful. Oh, never said that. I assume. Oh, okay.

No, no, I think. Okay. And he kind of turns away. He looks... If he's a bum bear could blush, he would. Because he's super tall, she'll just kind of, like, wrap her arm through, like, his arm and just give, like, the forearm part, like, a little squeeze. And just put her cheek on it, and she'll get her off. And a kiss in my pants.

It's a dick and a box. We should... should probably go. And he like turns and he starts walking away and he starts, he leads the... Should we, uh, begin the ascent here? Is everybody okay? Yes. Everyone, put her, you okay? Put her emotions more. I'm okay. I'm just going to give her a big hug and try to pick her up. She's kind of bigger than me. It doesn't quite for her. You're like, you know. And she's wearing heavy armor. It clanks a bit.

Oh, you're forcing. We're going to be okay. What's the way up? Is it like ladders or is it? It's like big roots. It's like world of war. Like, or like vines kind of all around, like wrapping around it. It kind of, you figure that you could probably crisscross your way up. I'll, um, I'll park Peyton, like on the base of the trunk, like on the inside and I'll, uh, do she have her backup camera on? No, but she's got the stick figure family on the back end of her. It's all of us.

It's like my dad. She's definitely the tallest and she's definitely mom. And I'm going to do the same thing I did earlier where I put my forehead on her. Shut your mouth of returning this car. Yeah, exactly. Muscox on board.

No game boy for a week. I'm going to put my forehead on her, knowing that I can speak to her telepathically and I'll say, I want you to stay down here okay. You did so good today, Peyton. I'm so proud of you. We even saved Miss Hart

over there, and you were simply the best, and I couldn't have done it without you. But I need you to stay down here because it's super treacherous for you to go, and I don't want you to fall, hurt yourself, but if anything happens, you just get the fuck out of Dodge if anyone tries to come and hurt

you. But otherwise, just chill out down here, and if we need to make a really fast escape, if anyone gets really fucked up, then we'll take the back roads home, okay? I just give her to the cat. Back roads, take me home. To the place.

Get out of dodge and a dodge. She understands you, and trots off and says, and hunkers down, and the rain is pelting. The fur is clinging to her, her body. I'm trying to keep her, like, out of sight. She goes down, out of sight around the ridge,

but she's waiting and looking up as you all sent. If I get out of a mile, she disappears. Okay. Just, just, yeah, it's not a mile off. It's not,

it's pretty high, but it's not a mile. Okay. It ain't bad. It ain't bad. So, begin your accent. Yeah.

Okay. You begin to climb. Okay. Whereas. As the rain helps you. All right. And the wind, the wind whips all around you as the lightning

crashes, crashes, crashes, crashes, and you can't really see it crash into the tree mere feet from you. As it burns, and you think it should erupt in to flame, but the tree is completely unharmed.

As you see, lightning crashes, one, two, three, four, five. As more and more and more, the storm intensifies, and you make your way up, 100 feet, 200 feet, 300 feet, as you keep climbing, as this massive tree gets the large branches, all seem to be coming out from a single point on the tree. with a, now that you're close enough, you see that there's a large gap between the tops of the leaves, the tops of the branches. You continue to make your way higher and higher.

As the higher you get, the wind gets even stronger and you have to force you to slow down. And be careful. Occasionally, you get burst by wind so forcefully. You feel like you're going to get knocked off and you manage to hold on. As you get higher and higher, The massive branches get closer and closer.

You see that one of the roots that you're on, or the vines that you're on, goes up to the large top of this tree. It seems to be a massive platform, from what you can tell. You see the bits of wood and white marble structure rising up above you, and the lightning crashes and crashes and crashes, And you realize all to the center of this build.

As you get higher and higher, you steal yourself and you make your way and you climb over the edge. And the leaves of this tree are not far above you now. And they're all rattling and whistling. The sound is cacophonous. It almost sounds like a swarm of horrible insects. as every several seconds as lightning

is arcing down slamming into the center of a massive structure built into the top of this tree. Wood, root and vine almost seems partly natural. Entwined with beautiful marble architecture

it looks almost like a temple of sorts with a massive door that is swung open, blasting with radiating light in the center of this. It's crashing through the trees. The leaves seemingly unharmed by the lightning as it blasted in on all sides. As the door is radiating with that same color glove that you've seen in all the towers, it's blinding as it burst from the door. As you see these large, marble stone and wooden structure rising up in a domed.

You see glowing on all sides, wind, lightning, clouds, feathers, wings, and jealous figures, owls, and above the door, it's not a bas-relief, but a statue built in, glowing, lightning-lightening eyes. massive serpent with four wings blazing above this. What do you do? Do you see any figures? It's blasting to the center.

The light is just radiating. You don't see anything. Just beyond this glowing light. There's a door? Go ahead. I was just wanted to ask. There's a door? The door is open.

It's open. Yeah. Is the light getting a heat? Where is it just light? The light from where you are, you don't feel any heat. It's not far enough, made it close enough to fully just.

but it is blasting out light to the very place. As the wind is whipping all around you now. I'll turn around, peek over the edge and try to get an estimation how high up we are from the actual ground ground.

I'd probably say probably good like 300, 400 feet. Oh, okay. That's not. 100 less than I need, baby. I don't know how tall things are. However you, however bad you, fuck me up. That's okay. I'm going to take the guard.

actually no probably wait how tall is the wall in a demon Thrones thousand foot right that's a great question I think it's a thousand feet so it's probably massive

yeah it's probably about 500 feet tall I'd say it's about half foot tall wow it's a big old tree okay shall we shall we in

we just go just go in a you know I think you should go carefully well I agree I think we should try not to be seen if we can help it. I mean, I can definitely not be seen if I can help it.

I could peek in and take a look and then come back. I know we've got no scouting, but the door is just the door. I feel so silly, but I'm nervous, I'm scared. I never feel this way. I don't know where I feel this way. Do you want to peek? No, I don't want to fucking peek. You go in. Do you see me here? I'm sweating. The last thing we need to do,

sorry. It's to separate us. Just got scared. Just because you can make yourself and walk in. Doesn't mean they don't have way it's subjective. And the last thing we need is them to pick you off. I agree with us. And besides, we've got a Toa. Well, we have me, but we have aided Toa. Can you

can do that again? Oh, I'm really tired by the way from that. Yeah, I guess on time's past. It only takes one, one full turn, so six, what, six seconds? Six seconds. Yeah, you're good. You never felt better. I'm worried. I'm worried that they know that we're coming. Of course. They do know because, McCorm,

which we told you that. And if one, who knows? Who exactly did he say knows? These Eric Hocke, I know that we're here. All of them? Yeah. Probably. Diver notes.

He saw us. He said diaper. Yeah, he might as well be diaper. Fucking coward. Yeah. Exactly. He probably shits his pants more than I do, got you. Just flies above us and tries to take our little heart.

Oh, God. Felix walks to the edge of the tree. Five hundred minutes. How many D6 is that? It's a great. You're dead. Game of Thrones style. Yes, I just,

I am a part of the King's Landing diving team, 2020, 2020. Oh, no. Yikes. You roll 50 D6. I can just roll these over and over until Felix is definitely dead, dead forever. Even Iris can't bring them back.

Oh, no. So, what? I don't know I take 10 minutes and I can produce my invisible friend, and then she can just go, you know, 30 feet in front of us and trigger any traps, that kind of thing. We don't all stick together, but she can go first. That's a great idea. Is that okay with her? There may be... Yes.

Sorry, coming. What? I was going to say that they're, depending on what we're up against, we may have to retreat and go camp out outside. I'm open to the possibility, but I know we don't want to have my own. I don't know. I don't think we should, I don't think we should take ten minutes, please. Can you sing this on? I mean, I can.

No, no, no, I'm not going to. Do we have, do we have, I don't know if we have ten minutes to sing. They're just waiting for it. Oh, I just, I want this, I need to know that we're not. I just don't know. I'm feeling unsure. No time. like the present, right? Right now.

The longer you wait. What does that even mean? It's like tearing a band-aid off. I don't get band-aids. Yell one more time, Lofty. The longer you wait, the more scared you get. So suck it up, darling, let's go. And I grab her hand and I pull her to my side. Leave the way. Okay.

Let's go. You're right. We'll follow Toa. We can do this. Okay. I winged down and softly go. All right, we're not doing this? I thought we were. Does it actually make you ten minutes? Yeah. Okay.

I don't think we have that time to spare. I'm with toe on this one. Yeah. Let's go. I slacks her on the ass. All right. I give up nine minutes in and then we continue on our wedding. It's a move like two minutes and 30 seconds.

Felix, come back here. What? Come back. Oh, okay. Turn around. Okay. And I wind up and smack him on the ass. Oh, so I helped.

Okay, let's go. What the hell? Whatever you need to do. What was that for? I think she's never... I don't know. It just felt kind of nice. Come here.

Are you sure? It's a dress. All right. And I, you smack his... Oh, my God, it hurts. Why would you make me do that? Luffy, ow. It didn't even move.

It was an exact... Oh, God. Oh, my God. Look at how red it is. Yeah, but it feels good. No, it doesn't. It was so stupid. Why would you tell me to do that? Okay.

I feel a little bit of it. the finale. All right. Well, nothing like that gets the blood going, I guess. And we're walking, and we're walking. And you all step forward to the massive temple ahead of you. You all step all eight of you. As the wind gets stronger and stronger and whips all around, your hair is being flung in every direction. As you almost have to push against the howling the wind is getting louder, the shaking of the leaves, the creaking of the tree as it groans from the incredible hurricane force winds that are around you as you push forward and the archway is above you. You see the shape, the feathered serpent, the elder tempest. It's almost looking down at you.

The light from the temple, it's hard to even see in. And you step across the threshold. And all of you are bathed in light. As you all enter, your eyes start to adjust, and suddenly the wind sweeps all around you, and you hear the door slam, you never make a six. Straight saving throw disadvantage, please. Plus three. Disadvantage?

Well, I'm actually getting crossed up the tree now. Oh, no. I think everyone's within 10 feet of you, right? Years! Oh, no. I actually roll 16 to 17 by strength, plus zero. Yes, 18. So I got a 16 plus three.

is 19. 19. Holy shit. Strength saving throw. Surprisingly not proficient, but that's okay. 16. 16? 18. 18?

6. 10. Toa. 27, I think, at least. 27. I don't know. You feel the wind. You feel the wind whip all around you.

And everyone but Toa. You start to feel the wind ensconce you. Circle around and around and around as you get caught up in psychos. Toma, you feel it. Your resistance, you resist it as your friends are whipped forward as you see ahead. You see that you're in a room, a massive antechanger of a temple. And you see all around you the light is blasting from one, two, three, four, five, six, seven crystals.

massive, built in to the sides of this temple, glowing with blue and white light. As they are blasting with lights, all of you are dragged

forward into a center formation. As you see all around you, the light is glowing and your eyes are adjusting. And you see now that there are shapes, silhouettes cast by this light, and you realize that they are tethered to these crystals, in these swirling domes

of wind and light. You see to your left a massive creature, the largest creature in this room, a colossal two-headed condor pinned to one of the crystals. to your right you see a swirling creature let me share my notes so we don't know what happened to us those of us that failed the strength of you are caught up in cyclones

so we're literally as you lines in the air flies in the air and being dragged forward. Tempo forward or whatever's hot I'm in my very young cat you know love that where's your shark?

You're on the ground and you're not looking up the ground and you're being lifted forward but not very far into the room that just past the doors is huge chamber. Yeah. As you see to your right, you see scale, shell,

blue, a large turtle. A sea turtle is tethered to one of the crystal. Wow. Besides that, a huge feathered shape, white,

tall, Moa. Next to a huge condor, you see red hair snorty, tusks, a boar, tethered. And then finally, on the other side's that creature, you see pinned a shark, black as night. And towards the center, you see two crystals. the other, they're both empty. A swirling dome spins around both of them combined that they are blazing with light. As you see three figures in scones in this field as you are brought into the center of this room.

And you see Tyber, the silent death, standing. Besides, the Great Horn Owl, soared inside. finely dressed, Meestro Comedus, and to his right, a tall, blue woman with long black hair, manacles around her,

wrists, ankles, and neck. Very lightly armored, a huge scimitar at her side. She stares ahead blankly. As you hear a voice call out, as you're all swirled around and rough, forward and then Luffy.

You feel the wind release you and spit you out directly in the front of this these three figures as the rest of you besides Toa all put in the line by the wind.

I went to run up and try to, I would have immediately gone for Luffy like the second it was, I don't know if I can grab her or whatever, but I would be at least running towards everybody that kind of like swept away. You are running after. them keeping up, they're not moving as you're keeping up, and you see Lofty spit out and fall to the ground until it runs up behind you as you hear a voice, a familiar voice call out.

So these are the ones that Taiba and Makuta told me about. I have been waiting so long for you, because I've had since I first heard of the potential From that one day I met the hour That we spurt to me The power of the elder tempest Would you all join me To see greatness being made What are you me

What have you been told about us? What are you trying to do? I'm going to bring glory To the comethus house I am going To bring justice to all those who brought it against my back and once I am done with that

the humans, the elves, the oaks, everyone who took Strigger from their rightful owners justice will be brought to them to us the hour that died to create Strigger tiny girl, you will help me

don't you want to be part of history in the making? Oh, I don't know. I think I am both of them. the history, but I don't know that I want to help you. Why would I? You can be a part of all of this! He extends his arms all around you.

He glances at you toe up, besides her, but P is not much mine, as she casts back to Luffy. I have my hand right above Lifty's shoulder in case any... You do. Any movement happens. And... This is so fun to see. And the temple... beam of air.

It's been in elder tempest and adventurcy. Thousands of years, maybe never. Not one of this powerful. What about? Where does this bring? The footprint stones. Wind and rains, thunder, lightning. Destruction to all of souls. Who do not belong in the plain of air?

Who do not belong with us? That was all of these? And cease. Enough bargaining. And I will walk up next to what the sort of in front of it. And I'll say, release the wind spirits right now release them and we will have to do the same to you

as we did to Makutu but why would I release the wind spirits? Because you do not even stand on the same plainness even close to the same plain as they do or the same plane that I do or any of my friends do yet here's they are

bound to my christmas was the power of lightning the power of aid the power of stone like bigots like, controls like. I heard the plan in the whispers of the hell.

But one day, it told me everything. And it told me to join the one that bore you. She misses you. I don't know how much. I mean you don't recognize Arquea as a thunder fury? Hello to your daughter, Agira. And two vacant eyes. look forward and it turns to you, just stares at you,

but anything. And she steps forward in the gym. Steps pushes through the massive barrier of wind that seems to not affect her at all. Her hair whipped slightly. She steps out on the other side. Directly in front of you, both of you. She's taller than you are, tell her.

As she looks down at you. And she looks back. Don't you want to say hello to Mommy? I don't think I do. I have been on this earth for 30-some years, and I have not seen a single image, a single drawing. I have barely had a tale of this room. For all I know, I was materialized on a bunchress.

Why would I want to see her now? Now. It is your duty, Nossie. You have the blood of a genie. Your life is in place. Beside your mother. Besides me. In chains beside you?

Is that what you mean? For the greater good. Sacrifices must be made. I will sacrifice more than anyone. Exactly how much will you sacrifice? Everything. Your life? Yes.

My life. The traitors. Revenge. I heard it whisper to me. Why, for what purpose? Why would you give away your own life for this? What is it to you? Who is this owl that's whispering to you?

So how old? I was in a moment of dire need. Plotters were into murder me years ago. I was in my study. And wrapping on the window, I opened and I saw the owl It's straighted eyes. It saved my life.

It told me of the Outer Tempest. They're behind, like, a wind wall, basically. Okay. So, my feet are not touching the ground. No, they're probably about, like, are we like being, like, tumbled and through? Whoa, you're just doing so we're like, have you as a do whatever cast a icon on you in World of Warcraft?

Not yet. No. It's just kind of being restrained in there. You're being restrained in there. Is this something that would have ever sounded familiar to me? What? an owl with six red eyes. Not an owl, no.

Not at all. Never would have heard of this. Not an owl, no. Holy gosh! Would I be able to cast a spell in this state? If you don't have to use your arms, I suppose. If it's just verbal... It's just verbal. And he looks... I've got one.

Saves my life. It's new. It's brought all of this together. Don't... You want to see. the great designs to see the beings of air takes the rightful place

what do you think the rightful place is we are the ones as the fly as the weak ones crawl along the ground like insects why should we

not be the ones to lord over them why should you lord over anything have you have you been to the ground have you been to the other places on this continent?

I have seen this world. I have been nearly everywhere. And there are wonderful things to be seen. So, it seems if you've cast your lot, receives, friends you have. Yeah, if it says as I have. Well... We're not her friends.

We're her family. Yeah, that's right. Yeah. Well, I suppose. with your family. You can be satisfied that it will be your mother that cuts

the Duke out of your soul. Al-Qaeda. Do what must be done. I won't get right in front of Al-Qura between Muffly. She takes a step. Forward. Not another step forward. Stay back.

No, don't. Don't! Don't! Don't! Don't do this. Don't! Does she even have any free will? Are you completely controlling her? She is bound to me. She understands everything you're saying, but she does what I tell her to. And she looks at you, and then looks at you, and she pleases her hand in her cemetery. And she stares deeply into your eyes.

She starts to draw her cemetery. Can you hear me? Whoever you are, Inza? As you say that, her eyes kind of white. open wide a little bit and she hesitates. My blood, in your blood, can you hear me? She,

she nods. You see a flash of recognition for just a moment. As you see her lips start to move and then they seal tight, her eyes and return to vacant. And they continue to look at you and she's against the draw.

Don't do it! Come on! Do you keep going! Come on! She can't be that weak If it's, if it is my blood, if it is my mother, someone who bore me, it cannot be that weak. That's right, that's right! One tiny owlman controlling a beast like that. A woman like that.

A creature of the air and of the sky cannot be like that. She's the easy draw. Make a plea to take advantage. The second, she, if she attempts to strike, I would like to battle trance as, like, preparing an action, or bonus action. 19. 19. As you do that, her eyes flashed again with recognition.

And her hands are to tremble. Speak, woman. Speak now. If you are worth fighting for speak. Wait a friend and she'll get advantage. Twist it. Flixt it. Fucking twist it. Let it ride. Come on. Twist it. Let's like a fist for you. Twist it. Let's just twist it. You have an advantage to it. Okay. Oh, my fat fingers.

What are you say? We just re-roll? It's a re-roll. So if she has advantage, she rolls with advantage. Yes. I think I just re-roll. You were adding it. You had to die.

I thought I'd been doing it where I was doing it. We just re-rolled. I've been re-rolled. Oh, okay. Whatever you want. Whatever you want. It's losing. It's a victim.

I'm going to take it first. Okay. routine. And she starts. And she closes. And then her hand is shaking. And she is trembling. Her hand is trembling.

And she's looking at you. Is it just... Who is it... It's him... It's behind the wind... And the wind wall. It's him and Tyber. It's combat as in Tyber. Comed as in Tyber. Okay.

Go ahead. Akira! What's what you're waiting for? Sliven-Duk out to her! Don't do this? Make one more move. Akira! Lovty, I'm gonna have to attack her if she makes one more move. Tov consider your target.

Yes? Do I get any sense that I have any hope going through this? Like, the gust of wind is blocking us? It's absurdly fast. You can certainly try. You can try to, you think you can go through, but it's very, very violent, and it's almost kind of a skimmery magical.

We have no way to get out of our thing. We're just stuck. I would say at this point, everyone make another strength saving throw. Plus three. I got less than four. Yes. If the DC hasn't changed, then I still fail.

25. Four. God damn. It was my first one of the night. Same. So you managed to burst yourself out and you clatter to the ground. And you see Alpira, your hand is trembling. I'm bolting to once, lifting, if I can.

And you run up and tow is beside you. As her eyes glance at you and then back at lift. Are you so weak that you would have a woman, even a nasty woman, do you're fighting for you? Listen to all of the toe. It is pathetic. You stand behind a wall of everything. air and you will not come down here. To fight a little thing, I'm what, five feet tall you cannot handle me

without a woman to take your place? Make absolutely advantage. Are the spirits outside the wind wall? They're each in their own dome. Oh, in the similar dome. Yes, another one of these are bubbled. Got it. We hear you like dome.

There's a wind wall separating us from Tyber and the Meichrow. Yeah, and then each of the beings inside. Oh. as as she hesitates. And the scimitar is fully drawn, but it's hanging in air. And you see comments, I have had enough, Monsieur Al-Qaeda. If you will not do it, Tyber is out there.

What do I pay you for? And Tyber looks over at Comedus, and then back out. And you see him pull out a blade, and he steps through the wind wall. and as soon as he steps forward you see a flash of motion and a spray of blood and Elkir spins around and slices the head

from his neck slicing the tops of his wings and suddenly you feel all the wind around all of you dissipate. Yes! As she looks down at her sword coated in the blood of the Eiracocra

that is now crumpled at her feet as as she looks at all of you as you're all free and Comonis looks back at you up here it turns

to all of you looks at you and raises her hand and she raises her hand down at you having to loom down and Comonis says no you look and you feel

her hand touch her head and stroke your hair and she pulls it back up and suddenly you hear this will not be a flash of light

as you see Kama has hit a crystal and lift the end you to make a constitutional saving throw disadvantage please Can I bomb rush the wind wall I just try to Yeah Yeah, they just strike saving throw

As you burst into it Disavangeful Stayed liftier Okay 8 for 7 is what Oh shit Plus three. 18.

Oh, fuck. 18? Okay. So, 20. You burst through and you force yourself through the wind wall.

And you're forcing your way through. But light is bursting in to every single one of the spirits that are chained up. And one directly at Luffy. Can I like, do it? Do anything to try to block it with my shield standing next to her?

I'll say as you jump in the way, the light goes directly past you. Into lifting. And you feel it hit your heart. And you feel like you resist as if it would rip your body apart. But you feel the power of your family, not just the one of blood, but the family all around you. And it does you no harm as all of a sudden the tendril whips back. as it does all of them, as Al-Qaeda lunges forward, and breathes as attached to these tendrils of light

are nearly ethereal human forms, blueish, whitish in color with wings. As it all swirl around, and Toa, you've managed to get through the wind wall, and you see cominus looking back his claw on one of the crystals. His claw in a glowing, a black gem, glowing, glowing with six dots of red light. Humming within.

Make you stop. Tell him. Make it stop. What is you going to do? Kill me, big man. Cave his head in. He didn't stop. I want to grab him by the neck and like him.

You grab him by the neck and you feel him sputter up as you are crushing. to his throat. His wings are held limply as the tendrils fly back and suddenly in a flash of light, there is nothing but a burst of feathers and blood that coat you. As you see Cominus' body ripped apart, as all seven of these angelic figures

are smashed into him. As the wind begins to whip all around you, what happens to me? you see all of this you're saying you're madded in feathers and blood you were madded in feathers and blood as the crystal drops to the ground

feather and the massive crystals all around you glow and I immediately grab the black crystal you do that you manage to pick up the black crystal as it hums with a horrible dark I think of the dark as the blood splatters all over you and swirls around

and then the wind whips around and where Khamis's body was, winds are just full swirl and billow and billa and step and and and starts in all the wind's chambers are all dissipated. But you see the moa, the turtle, the shark, the of the boar, the condo, Tomaka, are all limped down, still alive seeming. But slump forward, Lifty and Alpira standing at the center of this room as the winds are to billow out, billow out, and with a sudden, a shattering of the roof ahead of you, shattering of glass and stones it crumbles down all around you as a massive storm cloud starts to form. You see lightning arc through as it billows out, starts to elongate and form a shape. flapping wings

one two three four arching lights it elongates and as it extends you expect to see a serpent

a snake-like figure in the storms in the clouds but you see feathers long a tail talons four wings

in the head of a horrible six-eyed owl in the storms, glowing with arcing electricity, and it booms out as you'll feel the wind, as it bursts up, all the tree branches snap off of this tree, as it flies up. A creature that gets larger and larger and grows as the wind whips all around you as it billows up, and you hear a voice booming out. I am the elder will destroy those that blotches against me, and then strigger, and

then, who knows? I am death And the storm will descend Upon all of you And it boosts Newfuson boom As it bolts out And disappears from you

And that's one deception Oh my god I would like to cast dispel magic You bet You know the whole time I'm sitting in it Like maybe we'll just stop it Well he's got six eyes of dispel Dhabbing

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