Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 34 | The Pass: Part 2

Episode Date: February 13, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Capricio De Sesto, you can call me Caprice, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time. But you see no signs of life in this city, in this village. Seven in total, orcs that have been changed. And this is unmistakable to all of you. This is the results of Beast's plague. These creatures are sniffing around, their eyes wide and mad, and you see a crumpled mass of clothing. blood and flesh.
Starting point is 00:00:35 As these beasts begin to charge at it, and then as soon as you all rush in, they turn to look, he and they were gonna finish it. Yeah! I felt some pain when I felt about 30 feet to escape. We're gonna heal ya. I think we just have to make sure that Ravali can get somewhere safe. We have to go after the horn. I'm waking because this whole time?
Starting point is 00:01:01 No, it's because I'm born the way that I was born. I'm so proud of you, Capricio. You had so much courage today. The Rod of Law. I know you're going for it. Everyone wants it, don't they? The angels want it. Your dear friend.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Zerm wants it. You all want it. Everyone wants to save the world. From the chain God, I don't care about him. I want it. You don't. know what I can and can't do. You get me the rod. And then maybe we could have a conversation if you don't want to be free. Do you understand me, Capricio? Baphomet, banished, the rod for me.
Starting point is 00:01:54 I had no way it weren't. You know the terms, Capriccio. Sleep well. Rest up. You'll enjoy a long rest. Did he wake at any, like, did he? He seemed to be sleeping absolutely peacefully. Do I still enjoy a long rest if I spent half the night enough? Or do I do like a short rest? I would see you do a short rest. I'll do that.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Jeez, a locus. Having taken the long rest, right? Long rest. Having taken the last watch, I will have refreshed the alarm and I'm just like pouring over my spellbook and the scroll that Caprice gave me. Yeah. And waiting for everyone to wake up.
Starting point is 00:02:52 And Beatrice is sitting on my shoulder and flitting him out. I'll get up and start packing things, but I'm keeping an eye on Caprice and waking forever up. Okay, you do that. I'm awake. I don't know. The last is, is, is awake? You see as he's actually, he is awake and he's pulling himself over to the side of the cavern. And he's just kind of looking down at the ground. I'll go up to him and I'll say it. Captain Freewinger, are you all right? Are you still in pain? Is there anything I can get you?
Starting point is 00:03:33 The pain is one thing, but it's the hope that's gone. We can't possibly hope to catch up to the Horn Legion. Where are they hid it? They're headed to Mogherkai. I don't know why. There must be a seal there. I interrogated the shit out of that old fool, Hornard. He said, it seemed like if the seven-seeing... seal break something bad's gonna happen. The seal... Wait, I thought there were 13 seals. They're 13, but you need 13 seals to banish a horrible entity.
Starting point is 00:04:18 Do you think that less than half would do the full trek? I guess that's true. How do we get there? How? Do you know which direction they're going? Where's the city? Is there any shortcut? They're already going north around the serpent-spying mountains. I feel like it's almost... I feel like it's almost...
Starting point is 00:04:40 It's illie of death sentence to pass... Pass through them. They're going around, but we'd have to cut right through. The capital's straight west. We'll find a way. We'll find a way. We have ways to... We have...
Starting point is 00:05:01 Wait, out of courage... Do we still have, like, the feather? We saw the feather? Yeah, it was one use. I don't know. We have ways to teleport to a flying place where we can fly. We have... We have ways.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Don't give up hope. bigger weight and you can't disadvantage. I'm going to start so many hate, that's okay. Seven. Seven. He shakes his head and says, The only hope we have is to cross a serpent spot.
Starting point is 00:05:35 Probably we all die. That's the only way we can help. Outrun them to get to Moghikai, and even then, we have to hope we could help. The orp's there. Who knows? I thank you for all, saving my life, and I'm sorry that was for nothing.
Starting point is 00:06:04 Don't say that. You did so much legwork. You're giving us information that's important for us, and we're going to finish this, even if you can't, and we don't blame you. You've done everything that you can, and the important thing is that you're alive. All you have to do is direct us, and we'll keep going. I haven't done, I've been following the Horn Legion. I don't, I don't know the mountains.
Starting point is 00:06:34 I don't know if there's even a pass. We could get over. It's even climable. Does the lake go out to a river of some kind? The river is behind that goes up towards the eastern coast of, well, yeah, goes up to the east, or, yeah, eastern coast. So the opposite way of where we're in for it. Yes. Well, we have to try.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Yeah. We can try. I'll sit back and watch as you fight for me. What's so bad about these sipping spying mountains? Have you heard anything about them? Can you really small
Starting point is 00:07:23 Felix? Make a history check. 16. 16. I would say that you know that it is a mountain range that effectively bisects Grand and there's basically a range of mountains basically almost the entire
Starting point is 00:07:42 kingdom is ensconced in mountain ranges, and there's one called the serpent spine mountains that effectively bisectively bisecting there's a large valley on the northern side where to go around, you basically need to pass all the way around. There's a long road that separates, that goes towards the inner kingdom from the broader outer kingdom, and you get the sense that's probably where the horn legions are going all the way north around the mountains. So I relay all of that, but would I be confident that it's something that we could do?
Starting point is 00:08:17 Or would I be like... You would know that is absurdly treacherous. And many, many Korvokians went in the occupation and the battles and all of that. Many Korvokians die in the certain spot. I really exactly that. I feel like that's unfortunate. I think we can play Ravali, we can put in my pit. She's really good in the mountains.
Starting point is 00:08:40 I think she can take care of it. I think that's a great idea. I mean, I know that Ravali doesn't want to be a burden, but I don't think that he will be. And I think that if you believe in Peyton's ability to traverse this area, then I think it'll be fine. We'll watch out for him, and he can be our guide,
Starting point is 00:08:57 and he's wise, and he knows what he's doing. I think that's a great idea. I can communicate with her telepathically, so if anything happens, we'll give her heads up. She'll give me one, too. I trust her. You just stay on the damn muscocks, okay? She's super fluffy
Starting point is 00:09:13 She's really kind She doesn't bite She smells a lot better than me She's gonna give her a little couple of scretches Behind the ear Please tell me your Your dominant hand was your right hand The one that's gone
Starting point is 00:09:25 He freezes up the stuff Oh fuck I thought he was left Right hand Please tell me it was your left hand That was dominant This is my left hand They wait for it's no Wait
Starting point is 00:09:37 This is my dominant hand I'm sorry This is my dominant hand You keep switching it on me. You're lying to me. He's right-handed and he's missing. His right-hand feeling. Stop rubbing it in.
Starting point is 00:09:46 Fuck. Now, now your left hand is your dominant hand, so make the best of it. It'll learn. It may feel stupid now, but it'll learn. At the swords at his side. You're awake? You pulled it out. I walk out.
Starting point is 00:09:59 Yeah. Oh, fuck. I was invisible before. My man. Fine. Fine. We can try and... I don't...
Starting point is 00:10:11 Maybe there's a ghost of a chance. Well, we have a hold of beastmen to catch. Let's keep going. Yeah. Let's do the plan. Yeah. I'm excited about the plan. Let's do the plan.
Starting point is 00:10:26 Let's do it. Can you help you get Rivalia up on the page? I don't need help. Come on, man. I'm giving you my best. Don't touch me. Let him fall down in between him. What's wrong with this guy?
Starting point is 00:10:37 He, uh, you see, you see as he uses his half-elven grace to kind of pull himself up onto the odds. and he settles himself in. The urge to use cutting words is very strong. I feel like I'm offending everybody now, I think he's... He's been through a lot. Everyone's been through a lot. I know. I'm trying to be nice, but it sounds like I'm coming up like an asshole.
Starting point is 00:10:59 I don't mean it. It's a dwarf thing. Healy... I'm sorry. I haven't had tea in a very long time. And it's been a long time on the room. A long time in the world. It's a long time of
Starting point is 00:11:17 just watching the inevitable doom. The destruction of stricca and the world, I guess. I don't know. We surely hang on to one of these, one of these, just in case anything happens. And I will give him my superior. Okay. He takes it
Starting point is 00:11:35 and he puts it in this pack. Thank you, Gershya. I'm sorry. It's not tea, but, in fact, it's the closest I have. I give Peyton a smack on the butt. And I'm like, all right, you know what to do. She'll like trot forward and I'll tell if we have her go outside. Okay, you all walk outside.
Starting point is 00:11:58 You see that there is a pile of ash where all of the bodies had burned. You see a halfling who seems to have clothed himself, leathers and bits of metal trying to graph together some kind of outfit that fits out of the pajamas. and you see that tied up is that same goat that was freed. And you see that there is a makeshift saddle on it as there's a number of bags that all tied up to it. Hey, chief. Are you going to approach him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:35 How's it going? Hey, good. You go around the lake and you see that as this halfling, you see that there's a bit of, even though he's a halfling, the lower jaw is still kind of trying to jut out awkwardly. Like, it's not, the way that the mouth is sitting is not quite comfortable. And he says, you're all still here. Haven't left yet.
Starting point is 00:13:00 We were just about to make our way. How have your evening been? I burned my comrades and my friends last night. Yeah, I'm sorry about the comment on the name last night, which really incites you. I'm sorry about that. He's not. I'm going to go right after them.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Well, you wouldn't want to come with us. We're similarly following. I mean, it would be weird if we'd have sort of like leapfrog along. Where are you all headed? What is it called? We're going over the sipping spine, man? Serpent. Yes, that's what they said.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Snakes and stuff. You're going to, you're going over the serpent spot. Yeah, that's the only way to cut them off and get to motor a car before they do. We got to get in front of them. Shortcut. Do you know a way through the spiny serpent? Well, there's the crashing pass, but that is dangerous. More dangerous than the mountains?
Starting point is 00:14:08 That's the only way to pass over. I mean, dangerous is my mental name. Well, actually, it's day, but you should definitely lead us that way, and we'd be able to go through that pass. That 100% we'd take care of it. We'd be happy to pay you. whatever we can do to help. I know it's not probably in the direction you were heading, but we can certainly use your wisdom.
Starting point is 00:14:32 Are you planning on going to Mogukai? Yes. Quickly, as fast as we can. I got to go find the man that brought his drinks, the orc that brought those drinks. I'll take you to where the pass is, but then I'm riding after the Horn Leecher. That's very generous.
Starting point is 00:14:59 You do what you need to do. And that would be very gracious of you, especially given everything you've gone through. I can't do it a Mogherkai looking like this without vengeance. The head in my hands without something. Out of character, isn't Mogherkai West and we're heading north? We're having West. So, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:22 Here, let me draw it out for you. We're heading behind the Legion, I thought. Or did we have other business? So basically. So hold on me. Basically, if you're here, we're just, this isn't actually what it looks like, right? But basically, you're here, right? Moker Kai is here. Bop, bop, bop, bop, bop, bop. The horn legions going around this way.
Starting point is 00:15:42 We got to cut them off. You're trying to cut them off here. But we know they're going to Mowkerkai. They're not going to continue north? We suspect. You suspect that they're going around. Based on what Ravali told. The scouting that he did, you got in the sense that they were heading. And if we reached the pass, which he'll take us to, he's going to go north and attempt to cut them off that way while we go direct.
Starting point is 00:15:59 To Kai-E- It sounds like he wants to, yeah. Or at least try to find the ork that he's potentially poisoning. Right, he's going to catch up, I guess, presuming that that work would be further behind and get revenge. Okay. Bad ass, yeah, let's do it. We're right behind you. Are you hungry at all?
Starting point is 00:16:17 I got some jerky left over. With your goat hungry. We had some carrots and radishes. Sounds great. I got a, I have to get my honor back. I have to give vengeance. I read the blossoms in the water, and they urged me forward.
Starting point is 00:16:41 I'm supposed to be here. I'm supposed to help. If you're displeased with your body, I can murder you where you stand and arise you again. Look. I don't believe it's necessarily work out in your faith. You could end up a human. He looks up for he looks.
Starting point is 00:17:06 I think I'm fine. I know you don't have any reason to trust us, but our destination and goals are the same. We're going to stop the Horn Legion. Well, he looks up at the huge serpent spine mountains that are rising up to the west. It's going to be a bit of a journey to get there. And I can't promise y'all are even going to survive, even make it the pass. We're not dead yet. well I'm ready to ride
Starting point is 00:17:36 leap the way he hops you see this half length and he still has the massive whorkish great sword on his back as he mounts the goat and he just like does the goat crumble it kind of like buckles a little bit but with his side it's a pretty large goat
Starting point is 00:17:55 it's not like a little billy goat it's like a large gray fur to go with these large horns and you see there's a bit of a bridle that was arranged and he says well try not to talk too much and he leads you I immediately start singing
Starting point is 00:18:12 brave brave sir cargash I don't have a song I just whatever that's great you spend the next two days travel I'm gonna use a long row
Starting point is 00:18:32 Ravelle you can yet feel for you to use a long rest I'd like to Ravali is very quiet. He seems to be a bit heartened the fact that there is a way to pass over and a little bit salty that he
Starting point is 00:18:45 or dismayed, I guess, that he had not found it himself. And the massive mountains are looming higher and higher as these beautiful amber plains start to get more and more they're just flat lands and steps
Starting point is 00:19:03 turn more into turn more into rolling hills and then to the foothills, and it starts to get a little bit more treacherous. As he guides you toward the mountains, the temperature, as you go up in elevation, it gets colder and colder. And it is about midday. Sun is high in the sky. As he takes you and you see that these massive snow-capped mountains are looming up, they go up. miles and miles up. And he takes
Starting point is 00:19:39 you and you see at these, the the land gets more and more treacherous. There are more twists and turns about rocks and through crags. And you see, finally, several stone steps carved into the mountain, almost out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:19:57 And you see a strange stone what almost looks like a brazier next to him. And he stops the goat. And he points. That'll take you to the pass. Wash out for Yetis.
Starting point is 00:20:17 Harpies. Cold. And I guess, beasts. Okay, never mind. Is there a fork at any point that we keep left, and we keep right? You follow that.
Starting point is 00:20:36 Use your best instincts. You'll make it there. Would I have heard of a Yeti? I would say... I'm a city boy. Yeah, probably not. Probably. Probably.
Starting point is 00:20:48 Actually, yeah, no, probably not. Would I have voted for a gay? I would say... I would say the three of you make nature checks. Oh, that's not a check that Felix likes. I didn't let that one roll off. Oh, is it in? Nine.
Starting point is 00:21:04 You're not wrong. I got a 13. That's not bad. I would say that you know that there were tales of Yeties. that seemed to have, they were creatures of the mountains of Grand, and they are massive simian creatures. That was one of the creatures that you saw, Slang! Was a slain Yeti in the battle,
Starting point is 00:21:28 and you know that many, you would know that Korovokians had been slain by Yeti that had been tamed by the Dancing Blade. Shit, that's right. Was that the ape? Yes. Oh. Yeah. That was a Yeti.
Starting point is 00:21:46 It's all coming together, folks. Oh, my gosh. It's all coming back to me. Well, if we've got anything left, then we might as well proceed, right? I hope this isn't the last time that we see you. I don't think that it will be. Yeah. Faithful leaders, friend.
Starting point is 00:22:07 Well, good luck. Good luck. Making your way over the pass, and he kind of rides up to you, Iris. You, Tabaxi. My name is Iris of the Sands, daughter of the Ferry of Sykesh. You're to back to you. The gods and the divine.
Starting point is 00:22:30 Read the blossoms and I searched my soul. I searched my serenity and I know that I was supposed to come back. And I have you to thank for that. Think of Lewis. If you see her, the other one like you,
Starting point is 00:22:54 Gold Notice. Tell her that Kargash song falls going to get his honor back and earn his mark again. I would tell him. I thank you.
Starting point is 00:23:13 And are you? In this lie for the next. May he be praised. For the eternal blossom. Out of character. Is it songs, Fall or Songfall? Song Fall. Fall. Fall. Fall, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Fall Song. So the city was named after him. You get the sense or maybe he named himself after him.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Got it. Okay. Thank you. And he said Golden Lotus? Golden Lotus. Excited. The, with a, with, this law for the next. And he, let's go. And he turns around. And he begins to make his way north. and the massive looming mountains rise before you and you look up and the wind starts to pick up. And it's right now you're not even that high and it's almost biting cold. I'm going to flip the collar of my jacket up and like kind of like tuck myself in and open my jacket side so that it'd be interesting like fly in.
Starting point is 00:24:21 kind of like cozy on up as we begin to trek up the mountain. Okay. And with that, you begin to make your way, taking the very first steps, you all go up, and you realize that there are 100 steps exactly stone, until it goes up to uncharted, some rocky, treacherous territories, you begin to make your way towards. the Krasang Pass. Hold on you guys and I pull out of Slinky and I do all
Starting point is 00:24:57 100s. And then I run back up. As you see the massive climb that's ahead of you, we will take a break and you're all level 10. Yes! Big Mike! Holy fun. Only four more miles until like an unleashed All we needed to do was reincarnate
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Starting point is 00:26:02 You just got that stuff. Last session. You all begin your journey with Rivali up the pass, to Krasan Pass. And I am going to, I forgot to. pull out my notes here. Let's make our way up this pass. Iris, will you please be quiet? Here we go.
Starting point is 00:26:29 I changed my mind. I like to emulate Caprice. So you make your way. And every several hundred feet that you go, it feels like you're getting, it's getting colder and colder. As the winds pick up and begin to how. And as you continue your way,
Starting point is 00:26:49 the path is not too super narrow, and you feel like you're able to follow a, a not easily travel, but very clear pathway up these mountains. And as it gets colder, you arrive, you see something as the snow
Starting point is 00:27:11 actually begins to start falling on you. And the wind begins to howl, and you start to see this, your feet begin to crunch into the snow, and you actually see, as you make your way up this mountain, something
Starting point is 00:27:25 behind a large rock almost buried in the snow and the earth and it seems to be sticking out about two feet and it seems to be bits of metal.
Starting point is 00:27:44 What do you do? Guys, may if I go take a look? I mean, it's not obvious to what it is. Not immediate from this rate, yeah. Just be careful, please. Don't get too close. If anything seems off, just don't get any closer.
Starting point is 00:27:58 Stay within 10 feet of yourself in case there's any problems. Yeah, and I got my new shiny armor and my new shield. I'll be all right. If you need to use that oil, you've got two of them now. Yeah, but it takes a while to grease up Capricil. You'd probably have to get my back because I can't reach back there. Anyway, I'll go take a little bit more. Okay.
Starting point is 00:28:16 You heard of Leeds as Ravali is bundling himself up with his one, with his one hand as as he straddles peep and you take a look and you see now that the snow is getting pretty deep now as you're getting up and the wind is howling it is frigid and you begin to dig through and make an investigation check for me oh not bad there 18 18 you take a look and you dig through
Starting point is 00:28:50 and you actually see the remnants of a cart but the car doesn't seem to be of the orcish faith that you had scene at the village. It's very flat lines, industrial, military style. And you take a look, and you actually see the sigil that looks very familiar for you.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Aravon, the symbol of Koravakia. Seems to be a supply cart. You know, do you mind coming to take a look at this? I'm going to hoist it out of the snow, and I'm going to try and yank it out of the bank or whatever it's stuck. And is it, like, crashed or is it, like, covered in? No.
Starting point is 00:29:27 It is definitely, you see a bit of like metal and like ancient rotting wood. It seems to be like bits of metal in frame with like tiny fragments of wood remaining. So it's like I'll run up and as best I can. It's not splintered, but at least the very like, just fragments of wood still connected. Okay.
Starting point is 00:29:46 As it's rotten away. I will attempt to help with your bank gang. I'd like to yank it out of the bank. Yank the bag. Okay, make it another check at advantage. Thanks. I mean, this is classic. It's clearly.
Starting point is 00:29:56 some sort of supply cart, but I don't even know the last time Cori Vacchia would have been sending these up here. 16. 16. You managed to yank and yank, and you managed to pull a frame as it slans and slams onto the snow. You see one wheel has nowhere to be seen, but there are the metal spokes on one side. And it seems as if there are the bits of fragments inside this cart. There are... No, no, no, I was going to say, I understand that it's been a long time since the orcs have taken back. Decades.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Right, decades. Yeah, this has to just be some sort of remnant. I'm lost in the snow. I lost the time. It does look ancient. I mean, maybe there might be something of worth here, but I doubt it. Do you know anything about why Korovacians would be coming through this fast? some kind of treacherous.
Starting point is 00:30:52 I mean, back in the day, they tried to clean the land. They pushed the orcs out. They wanted to expand. And Corvacia or Lee Centra was a bastion of safety and pushing back the monsters and the evil. But I don't know. It was before my time. I mean, I've only been on this planet for almost 30 years. And when Centra and Corvacia controlled this area, it was decades ago.
Starting point is 00:31:20 So, you know, it's war. It's just constant war always. Maybe it's something good we can use under the snow. Maybe, I mean, but it'd be decades and decades and decades old. Anything provisions would have rotted away by now. Wow, send a fireball. Let's see what's under there. And I got, well, I don't want to blow stuff up, right?
Starting point is 00:31:39 What? What about the snow? Well, no, I think it's going to destroy stuff because it's old, you know. So I'm going to throw down Dakota for a second, and I'm going to take my shield and flip it around kind of like a, makeshift shovel. And I'm just going to and try and dig through where the...
Starting point is 00:31:56 To help, I'm going to, like, press the digitate flame and just start to melt some of the snow if I can. Okay. It's small flame, so hopefully wouldn't, you know, well, assuming the car is soaked anyway. As you do that, uh, Hurd's digging. I'll take out, like, drink a wine and blow the,
Starting point is 00:32:10 the, through his fire flame and... And as it melts away, you see a bit of white. And then it melts, and you see bone. Oh. As you see a human skeleton clutching a symbol of the Raven Queen huddled up to the side of this pass, far off from the actual main path that you're taking. As it's seen as if you continue digging and you see what looks like the morbo, the skeleton of a horse, clearly not made for this kind of climate or altitude. That sounds about right.
Starting point is 00:32:49 They probably just got caught in some snowstorm or something. I don't know, 30, 40 years ago. Who knows? No, is there any remnants of rags or a bag or anything that? So you see splinters of wood and crates. And you probably see that the way that this was designed and the framing was probably delivering food. Okay. And as if it was delivering food to somewhere up this pass.
Starting point is 00:33:17 No ropes on the skeleton or any? It's basically it's tattered. It's very, very, very old. I mean, I guess this is a slightly good news. If there's some sort of base camp or a place higher up in the mountains where they would restock and refuel, we might have a place to get refuge if things get too bad. We're to reach in and grab the symbol of the Raven Queen and I'll kind of check it lightly at Felix. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:33:44 It could come in handy if we need to give someone else a badge. Does it look identical to the ones that we have? Has it like... It looks an older design. I'll definitely an older design. All right. Well, maybe it's not much use, but you could use it as an awesome sort of relic. Didn't help him too much, but... Well, I'm not much of the religious type, but so be it.
Starting point is 00:34:04 And I'll just like tuck it into my coat. You do that. And as you tuck it into your coat, another gust of wind chills you to the building. They want to be a constitution saving. Oh, no! Mikey, I don't like this. I'm getting Shepard PTSD. I know.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Plus three. Will you say calm? Does Toa need to? Yeah. Oh, no. Toa doesn't need to. You jerk? Why?
Starting point is 00:34:26 You're like an island boy. Guys, it's really cold. Let's go outside that amber temple over there. Yeah, settle down. Plus three to your saving throws. What's the old saving? Oh, just proficiency. I can read you the exact course.
Starting point is 00:34:41 It's fucking good. No, I know if I know how Goliath is one. 15. 15? 14. Pass. 18. 25. Pass. Pass. I am resilient
Starting point is 00:34:50 Kahn. Iris. Yes. Sorry, so con. Five, six, seven. What did I get for you? Was it doing that D.C.? Not yet. She got 11. That was exactly enough. Oh.
Starting point is 00:35:08 As Iris looks a little chilly, but she kind of fur is able to chill off, stayed off the wind. As you continue, Tanker's evil. They said, curse not them, maybe. Oh, fuck. I would have been like,
Starting point is 00:35:24 oh, no! I was my skoothing on the other thing. Jesus Christ. You're probably right, honestly. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. You continue to make your way up the pass. You continue to go. The snow starts to fall a little bit harder now.
Starting point is 00:35:43 The wind is howling. And you continue on your way. And as you make your way around the past, you see a little bit of an overlook, looking back into the huge stretch of land where you had come from. And you see that on this little overlook, there is a shaped, carved stone. And there actually seem to be some ropes tied around, some little strange tags with writing on them. How far away is this? probably about 30 feet up the path on this little overlook and we've never seen anything like this before now
Starting point is 00:36:20 I'll go take a look and I'll march up for it I know I just said this but do you see the tags? Do I see the tags? Yeah, you can hear it. Classic magic shit please be careful do you want to take a look at it?
Starting point is 00:36:37 I don't want to be blown to smithereens I'll stay next to you on how to you. I could take a look as well I'll take a look. I'm enjoying the very pleasant breeze. We don't need you being born to smithereens either. I'm going to, as he's approaching, I'm just going to be like the short stout,
Starting point is 00:36:54 like putting my shield in front of him protectively but trying to keep up at the same time. I'm actually not even a ritual and cast it. I'm going to cast a tech magic, so I don't have to take 10 minutes to do it. You cast it. Because it's cold as fuck. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:05 And you do that. As you approach, you don't seem to get any kind of magic at all. Could someone make an investigation? Shuttle. Not me. Is it a hit it? You're doing it. I can. I'm just focused on casting. I'm just focused on casting stuff.
Starting point is 00:37:21 I figured I'm doing my thing. Wait, so what? Investigation, yeah. Regular or at advantage? Oh, advantage, yeah. Yeah, you're being a system. 13. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:36 13, okay. Hold on, hold on. Let me make sure that it's not 12. I don't know. It had met. Oh, no, it's 12. 12. 12.
Starting point is 00:37:45 You approach, and on this preface, it's a little treacherous to get to, but you see that it seems to be a, what seems to be a gravestone. And all of the symbols seem to be signs of respect. And you see that there's writing all along this large stone. It's like your classic tombstone. It's a tall stone that seems to have a lot of writing on it in a language that you don't recognize. Well, it just goes to show you. You know, I, you know, I learn something new every day. This is some kind of tombstone.
Starting point is 00:38:22 It's definitely not magic. Someone's bare. I don't recognize the language. Do we... He knows. He knows. He knows. You know, every language is the word.
Starting point is 00:38:30 Except for orkish, I guess. The Bissell. I'm getting close to a Bissle. You are getting pretty close. And John. I care, dude. You know Infernal and Abyssal? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Okay. Invernal comes from the racial abyssal because it's no your enemy. Right. Do you... Would I at least be able to recognize it as the language I didn't understand that. I would say you could definitely see that this is written in Orkish. I can't read it. It's more Orkish. It wasn't something I studied.
Starting point is 00:38:56 It's not generally a magical language from what I know, but... You hear a sigh and Rivali shifts on paper. Do you want me to read it? Oh, you know? I mean, I was just going to make up something, but if you know, let's hear it. We wouldn't have believed you anyway. That's fair. If you are a hunter, it's true. Orrin, Orkish, and Elvish are helpful to know.
Starting point is 00:39:23 We could use your help. What's Orant? It's a sub-dial dialect of celestial. Primorial. Sorry, that's what I meant to say. He stepped. I almost sounded really smart there for a second. He knows Oren, or she understands Oren.
Starting point is 00:39:35 And he pulls his green cloak very tightly around him. And he begins. He begins to read as he looks over it. Oh, this is a tomb of the burial sites of Tyshaun the Ghost Rider. Hmm. It's an impressive title. Yeah, he was a great philosopher, poet, war drum from the earliest days of the dancing blade clangling. Tishan apparently got his name from the stripless tiger he would ride.
Starting point is 00:40:13 And his song and words inspired thousands to take back Grasn from Korbakia. It said that without his help, that the war chief never would have been successful in pushing back the human menace. And there's a few, a bit of prose here. The treasure of life is measured, a measure of love and respect. The way you live, the gifts that you give. In the fullness of time, it's the only return that you expect. The future disappears into memory, with only a moment between. Forever dwells in that moment.
Starting point is 00:40:52 Hope is what remains to be seen. That's some good poetry. Does it say, uh, her, Iris, I'm asking. Does it say when he passed away? Here, let me see. Oh, these continue to tell the story. this is where he met his end to a great white wolf named Baitor. But he was a great hero.
Starting point is 00:41:28 I guess it's just sign of respect. And he was a war chief? No, he was a war drummer, and he was allied with the war chief. Okay. In the earliest days. But you get a sense it was a very long time ago. Well, we should pay our respects and continue on. I was going to suggest that we'd pay from respect.
Starting point is 00:41:58 Yeah. Do we see anything like around as like any sort of tribute or offerings or that's not like covering stuff? You actually see that there is a little bowl, a stone bowl that it seems to have been carved into this basic where this tombstone rises. It's empty right now. I'll take out a gold piece and I'll kneel down in front of it. And I'm about the bowl and I'll say, it sounds like you were a great guy and I think we just met
Starting point is 00:42:34 One of your kind. Very brave, very honorable, very strong. I wish we could have known you. I'm sorry that you lived in a time of war. I hope that we can bring good again to Gormont. Cormand. Maybe ally with Corvaccio one day. Caprice is lying. It's Grond. Gront.
Starting point is 00:43:00 God damn it, Capri. Bront, yeah, I'm sorry. You just see. Ravali nod and just step away and go back to get off that. I'll step away. The hawks are clearly honorable. I think that maybe we can have a situation here like we did with the Oakezian court.
Starting point is 00:43:23 We don't need to kill them or destroy them. I think Khorovaki can exist with all these countries. I'm surprised, given their reputation. But yeah, it seems like they're the unifying factor being serenity and blossominess. That seems yeah, I'm gonna... Caprice will reach down
Starting point is 00:43:43 and he'll take a snow amount and just start to like pack it into sort of a snowball. And as we continue to discuss and we'll start to work it into some kind of a shape trying to figure out some sort of gift that's not on that person. I'm going to tear a piece, a little piece of parchment
Starting point is 00:44:00 from maybe like my spellbook actually. Just a little piece. Oh yeah? Like a little strip and write a little mass. on it fold in half and put it in the bowl with hers coins it goes alongside this I'll pour a little bit of my my wine in just a little bit into the bowl and say may dance with lequard as you're hurt and so on forever thank you for the poetry honestly those words are really meaningful and I've I've done my best to try and craft literally
Starting point is 00:44:37 the tombstone and the bowl and a small miniature duplicate of the funeral scene itself to try and place that down into the bull as well as I can so you can sort of reflect upon your reflection.
Starting point is 00:44:55 I'll kneel down and I'll say I appreciate the good that your tribes have done and you clearly have great honor and respect for your ancestors to even erect something like this.
Starting point is 00:45:12 You must have been a good man in life and let me give you a little piece of hope. And I'm going to reach in my bag and I'll take out like a little bit of kind of palm tree, very dried like palm. And I want to sort of kind of crumble it and just sort of sprinkle it into the bowl. You do that.
Starting point is 00:45:28 And as you sprinkle it, all of your offerings rest in the bowl and there feels to be a moment of peace for a moment as you do that. And we start to make our way to warmer climbs. It's going to get colder, but yeah, the sooner we press on,
Starting point is 00:45:50 the sooner we get through the cold, but hang in there. It's going to get colder. I wonder why Kargash was so concerned about us coming up here, maybe because of this too, do you think? It's just very dangerous, and how many people survive this.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Nothing horrible has happened yet. Yet. Try to stay behind Peyton so she can blocks him with the wind. I try to stay in front of than the thought of as well as I can but that's not a bad idea for now. Yeah, downwind the fur is not so good. Well it's better than freezing your butt up toft.
Starting point is 00:46:20 So that's true. I do have a cute butt. And so you continue onward and the wind, as you leave this tube, this grave site, all the peace that had come over you is now gone as it gets even colder, the wind house, and you remember because it's just even though. I've forgotten the first time. I have infernal Constitution, which gives me resistance to cold as a damage type, does that mean that I would be able to enjoy this perhaps at an advantage? I would say, yeah. Yeah, if you're really into cold, roll it out of damage. And I hope you'll do the same for me in your car. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:46:59 I scratch your back. You start fine. I rolled poorly, so we'll see how I feel. Plus three. I got a 17. Sorry, no, that's a lie of 13. 13. 13. I got a 13. I just got 13. I got 16. Oh, 21. You riff or I rift? You manage to actually, it's getting colder. Absolutely. As you are continuing up the pathway.
Starting point is 00:47:25 And you eventually continue to rise and rise. And as you're turning around one bend, I hear something. The wind is howling, but then you hear, the sound of this. sound of this horrible, gutterall howling on the wind. It seems to echo in all the peaks and mountains all around you. It's hard to see in the blizzard that's around you.
Starting point is 00:47:53 What is that? I don't know, but let's kill it and sleep in it. What if it's not something to kill? What if it's, like, hurting? Why don't we just stay together for a second and listen and see what direction is coming from? Don't move on ahead. Is that what yiddish said like?
Starting point is 00:48:08 I don't know. Yes. You don't know. I don't know. I don't know. So I'm going to make a perception check. One person, make a perception. I'll do it.
Starting point is 00:48:17 Nice. Perfect. That's going to be a 12. It's a 12. It's like a 1 plus 4,000 because of your abilities. The way that then you hear it again, this howling, this monstrous, gutterall howling, and it seems to be echoing and bouncing. It's hard to get a sense of where it's coming from.
Starting point is 00:48:36 It's hard to get a sense of where it's coming from, heard you? Just wait. Just wait until it. It gets louder, it's quieter. I'm going to do a little whistle. Open up my coat pocket and telepathically tell Beatrice to fly off in the direction that I think I hear the sound. Oh, okay. Make an intelligent check.
Starting point is 00:48:59 I've been on fire. That's just straight in. It's going to be an eight. Okay. So you send Beatrice off and she flies off and will return to you. Can she poop back or you need a boof out? No. She has to physically fly back unless something were to happen to her,
Starting point is 00:49:14 and then I could resummon her. Got him. She can't telepathily communicate with you? Within a certain range. 100 feet. Yes. Ravali looks at all of you and says, we should press on. We should linger here.
Starting point is 00:49:25 It's gold, too. I'm assuming we hear that it's, you know, not, you know, football field's way, but who knows? Okay, you know, we'll keep on. You should have brought that. You press on, and it gets colder and colder. I mean, everyone to make a constant saving throw, a disadvantage.
Starting point is 00:49:40 Okay. I guess I do have to roll this one. I got a 20 and an 18, so go fuck yourselves. I roll two fours. My disadvantage is going to be a 28. Yeah. You got a 12. That's an natural twine.
Starting point is 00:50:01 You can start screaming now. 17. 19. 9. For Iris. Yeah. As you see the ladies of the group. As the men are trudging on all the ladies of the group.
Starting point is 00:50:11 The cold is so much. All of your energy to stay warm, you have one rank of exhaustion. Oh, shit. I turned to the ladies. I'm just like, you guys look a little cold. Sorry. Freezing my tush off here, Capricch. Don't try to hide behind the TV. I forgot.
Starting point is 00:50:32 What is that level of exhaustion does? First level is disadvantage on ability checks. And something else. And then the next one becomes, no, that. That's like not to like three or four. That's three. Where your movement drops to zero. No, there's one where your movement drops to zero.
Starting point is 00:50:50 That's right. That's right. It's at the end. And then you die. Right. You literally can't move anymore and then you... Do you have it on there? Because it tells you what each level does.
Starting point is 00:50:58 How do you do? Oh, yeah. Two is attack rolls. Yes. Under conditions. No, you click on conditions. Go down. How three was attacking us?
Starting point is 00:51:06 Let's fucking find out. Got it. It tells you at the bottom. It's on the DMs. Oh, got it. Yes, you're right. Three is disadvantaged on attack rolls and saving throws. So first one is
Starting point is 00:51:14 just ability checks. Okay. Which is going to suck for the bill of checks. So you continue to make your way and press on work. Thank you. And as you make
Starting point is 00:51:30 your way, the wind is getting stronger, the snow is still coming down, you're crunching through. It is exhausting to press on. And as you're making your way around another pass and another pass you see up ahead no more than 10 feet. A bit of the light that is coming through from the clouds overhead seems to reflect off of something along the wall.
Starting point is 00:51:57 What wall? Or the large rock face, as the mountain reflecting. Are we going like a round of a mountain? You're going basically. I'm picturing the moment when Gandalf tells Frodo that they're turning around and going to the minds of Moria, when like Saramon is making me. Appalach's crashed down. I don't know if that's an accurate picture of the cliff face that we're now on. How far away is this reflection? It's like 10 feet up. The snow is kind of piled up around. There's a flash, a little glint of something.
Starting point is 00:52:25 Reflecting or showing through snow? No, reflecting. Alongside this cliff face. Do you want me to go take a... Okay, I'll take care of. You just stay here and stay warm. Your arms will take care of themselves. Just do this, and you'll be all right. Are you sure? I mean, why don't you let me go ahead? like feeling fine.
Starting point is 00:52:44 So yeah, you go ahead. It's just quite, you didn't seem fine. I'm okay. I'm only like scratch my head his toe walks away and be like, she's not wearing any shit. This doesn't make any sense. Yeah, it's just leaves. Is that a little like skirt of leaves?
Starting point is 00:52:57 Cool. I will walk up and I will carefully kind of like peek my head around and see if I can understand what's reflecting. I would say make an investigation shut. Whole on perception. These dice have been rolling on focus. Garbo, that is a 10. A 10.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I'll say you look around and what you can see is very immediate that jutting out from this massive mountain wall seems to be a, you're no minor, but it's very obvious. It's a massive vein
Starting point is 00:53:32 of some kind of ore. It seems a glint, whiteish, silverish. And you look around and it seems to be all around that you can see. I'll yell back. It's fine, it's just, it's just, or I think.
Starting point is 00:53:49 Why don't you take a look? Or? You're not a minor. I'm gonna run up with her character. Did you say, walks or ore? Like stone? I don't know what it is. Maybe precious metals.
Starting point is 00:53:59 I take a look at disadvantage if I can. I'd say you'll make it in straight because of your background. Perfect. Cutting some stone. Cutting some stone. Investigation. Investigation.
Starting point is 00:54:12 and do I add proficiency to this? I always thought it was stone coming. Oh, yeah, sure. It was stone cutting. Oh, it's not stone cutting. So plus five. I was the same cutting from stone. 13.
Starting point is 00:54:24 You take a look, and this doesn't seem to be any kind of metal that you or your father, at least that you've seen your father one was. But you look around and you remember hearing something called ghost on you. And this seems to be probably what you would presume it is. And these mountains seem to be absolutely. seem to be absolutely rich with it. As you see all around, you get the sense that if it is as valuable, as they say, it's no wonder that Koravakia has fought so hard to get some ground in ground.
Starting point is 00:54:55 Do we know what the metal is or what the war is? You've been told of Ghost Iron. Oh, Ghost Iron. Ghost Iron that it basically is a type of metal, a type of ore that can be smelted with alone in its very light, and it's melted with mithril. And I combined in order to make the crazy light. And you probably have the sense that's how they're the blade dancers, as they wear very light armor and have very light weapons.
Starting point is 00:55:17 Wow. This must be the raw source. I mean, that's wild. I want to take my- I want to take my dagger out and see if I can, like, loose any from the wall. Yeah, why don't you make a dexterity check-fold? Just see if, you know, and not, not, I don't want to risk breaking my dagger.
Starting point is 00:55:33 I just want to, like, dragersn. I just want to, like, poke at it and prod it. You said, Dex? That's going to be a fucking 20. 20. Yeah, you managed to. actually get a good bit of shaving as it kind of shades off into your, breaks off, and actually like a chunk kind of falls in your hand out, like, maybe yay big.
Starting point is 00:55:49 I just want to, like, examine it and then, like, stick it in my back. Shines a little bit, and then you stick it in your pack. We'll see if there's any, like, raw or a little bit of ghost iron in it that might be a couple of, like, crumpled of the ground. And everything that you see is pretty obvious in the, it would need to be buying out. I can use some of my energies. We could get a bunch of it if we really feel like taking it with us. When I saw something that was white and reflective and sort of ory, I thought, was asbestos, but this is much better.
Starting point is 00:56:14 Yeah, I think I'll follow in Felix's footsteps and grab some just to show dad if I ever... Yeah, I just thought it would be an equal thing to have, and, you know, it's not unusual for metals to have some sort of magic property, so I've never seen any before in the flesh, and it might be
Starting point is 00:56:29 worth studying. Let's take some. Okay. I'll walk up to the wall, and I'll sort of tap it a few times. I'll take out my tuning fork. Are you fucking hurry? That's the resonance. Okay, sure.
Starting point is 00:56:50 I'll cast Shatter. And I... This I hear a loud crack as the wall explodes and you see sheets and rots and rubble
Starting point is 00:57:05 as this shiny ghost iron oar spills out all around you. You're careful. You cause an avalanche. It echoes all around and you hear a fuck. What does that do you mean?
Starting point is 00:57:20 begins to rumble as a massive snow, sheets of snow sort of crash towards you. Caprice, why would you? At least we won't get metathelium. I need everyone to make a dexterity saving throw for me. I'm going to do very quickly when I start hearing that. I'm going to go and I'm going to levitate one of the feet of the air. Okay? I deserve that disadvantage.
Starting point is 00:57:44 No, straight is straight. Straight decks? Straight decks, not saving throw? Decks. Oh my god, I don't have it prepared Natural one But I think I can do maybe an advantage with still faster
Starting point is 00:57:58 I don't know if I'm close enough to her job I didn't prepare Yeah plus three if you're What is this? What's the role? I'm sorry Dixiritsy and I got 24 I failed I got mine Fuck me man Sorry guys
Starting point is 00:58:18 And I didn't prepare what I needed You son of it Capriza is only an average... Wait, are we able to see it coming? Yeah, it's like coming in all around you, kind of... What a nightmare. Shaking off the mountains. I'll enjoy an 11, or if I'm within
Starting point is 00:58:33 5 feet of Herja, a... 10 feet. 10 feet. I got a natural one, but should I get some inspiration on this? I'm fucked. I'll take my 9 and just have whatever happens to me, having to me. I'm going to try and shieldmaster put my field up, but I'm, like, fucking cold and exhausted,
Starting point is 00:58:50 so it'll probably do nothing. So I get a bad boy down the mountain. I get a six. I do have my own version of the brown notes called vicious mockery. Oh, Caprice, I didn't want that much. God. 34. 34.
Starting point is 00:59:03 You managed to succeed. Towa got a 24. I was got a 22. I got a 24. I fell. 11 or 14, depending on whether I'm with you. So the three of you failed. As you see the snow start to crash down and the three of you were able to
Starting point is 00:59:20 to jump out of the way. However, the three of your friends are buried and you're going to take 14 points of bludgeoning damage. Oh, fuck, gosh, you regret my actions. And 12 points of cold damage. Oh, shit. And the avalanche buries you. Okay.
Starting point is 00:59:36 And you are now all like a shoulder deep in snow. Who made it out? Iris, Toa, and- Okay, so three of us. So I was able to jump out of the way. Hmm? Oh, are you guys okay? I'm being stuck digging out FUX. I'm gonna...
Starting point is 00:59:56 Whoever's kind of closest to under me, I'm gonna lower back down and start digging them. Okay, yeah. You're able to pull everyone out, and all the four has been completely buried. No, my fucking arm! Are you okay? I'm beat up.
Starting point is 01:00:09 I'm sorry, guys. I didn't think about that. That's okay. The fucking monsters, the fucking beast. I mean, it was really, really fucking stupid, but it's okay. Peyton manages to get it every way out. We got to keep moving.
Starting point is 01:00:21 It's fine. Everything in this wild range is going to know where we are right now. That was really smart. Fuck. Well, now that it's done, I can get some more or. Just, uh... Stop! Stop!
Starting point is 01:00:34 And you continue onward, and it is very cold. Everyone is going to make eclipsune saving code disadvantage. If everyone that got buried in the snow, the D.C. is going to be higher. Okay. Love that. Love that. Shut. Well, I got a set.
Starting point is 01:00:48 17 and a 6. So I fail. I think I'm acclimated at 25. I hold two fives. Actually, I have 16 as my low roll because I get plus 7 plus 3. That might be okay. That passes. Okay. I got 11. Caprice is feeling pretty cool. I think we should twist for IRS and you. Okay. 13. Fails. I think I'm going to use my inspiration. How do you do that? If I use inspiration on it, do I just roll one more? what does that replace? Like, does a disadvantage roll? There's another guy. You don't hold both again.
Starting point is 01:01:24 You just roll one if you're done. Does that replace my lower? Yeah, you're lowest. Just take whatever, the highest. What did I say? That was even worse. So yeah, it would have been 11. Okay. So if you got lower than a 14,
Starting point is 01:01:39 so I wrote the same thing, so I still fail. Okay. So do you remove three? Or no, just two, I guess. Just two. I can use my inspiration. I use my inspiration. so I don't care. I'll use my inspiration.
Starting point is 01:01:52 Thank you. Okay. All right, 24. So everyone who got below a 14, it's incredibly cold as you all take, or those that failed taking one level of exhaustion. Oh, shit. How does this temperature feel, it's getting colder. It's absolutely getting colder.
Starting point is 01:02:15 It's like a cold day without a jacket. It'd be. So no, you said no damage, just exhaustion? just like I'll pull my more pelt a little more around my shoulders. Most of my torso is still totally We have to be more careful. You can't be doing things like that. I'll ask next time before I do act. Or just tell me what you're going to be doing. I thought you were going to chip at the wall.
Starting point is 01:02:43 We have to keep moving. I'm worried that there's like actual predators up in the hills and they know where we are now. My fucking feet are frozen. I can't even go as it. anymore. Then floats. Oh yeah, well, you just float. Because I already used it and then I came back down to dig you out of somebody. I don't know. Let's go, please. And you continue onward. And as you continue to make your way, you're trudging through the snow is getting deeper. It is absolutely treacherous. It's absurd treacherous. It's absurd treacherous. It's absurd. It's absurd. It's certainly treacherous. You're sometimes slipping and almost falling down, like a sheer cliff face. You're able to help each other out. It is very treacherous. And who's in the lead? Oh, yeah. I'm probably dragon ass behind. Toa, you turn, and as you turn around,
Starting point is 01:03:26 you see the, now the wall is starting to have the sheets of ice, incredibly thick. And as you turn around one more pass, you see a burst of feathers, a horrific, feminine female face with razor-shark teeth. Razor-sharp teeth open. Feathers, a horrible naked body covered in ragged, and feathers and totems and you look and you jump and you realize it's a harpy but a dead
Starting point is 01:03:58 harpy completely frozen in the ice alongside this mountainside oh oh ice to meet you at the end of the campaigner the priest did you can i die now i choose to emulate myself she's dead she's dead she's dead It's good. No, this is exactly what I'm talking about. We can't be exposed to these elements for too long. We have to keep moving. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:04:31 I'm feeling fine, but I have to realize the state you're all in. Felix, could you drop some and melt somebody snow away with your fire stuff? Yeah, but I would, we don't have any fuel. We've got nothing. I can't start a fire. I don't want to harm anyone. I just like fire boat the snow or whatever you do. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:52 I just like look around and weave my hands. If we just all stand real close and you just do that fire-artic portion thing in the middle, we'll be okay and we'll do great. We're warming up with wine. Who's at half-speed? Me. You are? Are you two levels of exhaustion?
Starting point is 01:05:06 Fuck. And you can't levitate anymore? It's a once-a-day thing. Oh, shit. Jeez, Louise. My ex. How much would it hinder me if I would physically carry the fluffy? I would say she's small and you're very large.
Starting point is 01:05:23 I still move kind of fast. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah. I'm 20. Oh, actually, you're probably fine. Yeah, I'm still over with it. I'm barely to your road at you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:33 And we're kind of trudging anyway. We're fine. Yeah. We're good for now. I forgot. We press on. Okay. You see, as there, you see the harping.
Starting point is 01:05:41 You see these strange kind of like fetishes and totems around the waist and just her. You see that the mouth is open, a sick tongue is out. As it's seen as if the eyes are. rolled back is harpies frozen frozen solid in this block of ice I want to look to see do I get a sense of it's natural yeah like a natural death I would say it's uh I would say you'd probably be able to make that determination that had had frozen to death and then just in maybe a sheet of ice and flash freeze that happened when they were flying through the mountains potentially why a harpy would be this high and the howling winds it seems incredibly
Starting point is 01:06:15 difficult the treacherous to navigate uh flying especially um I continue to make a way. You never want to make a confidence a highly disadvantage. That was number five. So 15 is the D-C. I got another 20 and an 18. I got a just 15.
Starting point is 01:06:33 Plus three. A 20 and a one. God, I'm wasting one of these rolls on non-attacks. I got 18. A disadvantage. Give me to roll for a roll. I'm 28. Roll for a lift.
Starting point is 01:06:44 Yeah. What's her plus to con? Should I twist it? Plus the mean? moving to 16. If the DC went up, it's a fail. No. Oh, no, 15 is the DC. Okay. So she's good.
Starting point is 01:06:58 Use one more twist for Iris. Let's see what happens here. Plus three. Plus three. Two. So Iris seems to be affected by this. As the cold wears her down, she's another level of exhaustion. And you see that Rivali is being next to Peyton.
Starting point is 01:07:19 Peyton's actually seems relatively comfortable, similar to Toa, made for this kind of weather. and she trots on. She's being very careful and knowing that there's someone who's very wounded or injured on her back and she's trying to be careful at the back and you press
Starting point is 01:07:34 onward. Aris, you look terrible. Let me try to warm you up and carry you. Don't tell her she looks terrible. She's going to be peace to forever. I mean, just like, you look very cold. Let me try to help. And I would like to try to carry her
Starting point is 01:07:47 and try to keep her a little warm, right? That's your second great pun today. Really good job. Did I make a pun? do that. And it's this, the wind is obscuring your vision and feel it's out of the side of your vision. You see a flash of blue and orange and white. As
Starting point is 01:08:04 a struggling Beatrice is trying to fly back to you. I'm going to hold up my hand. You hold up your hand and she flaps down and she immediately tucks herself into her wings and she shields herself behind your hand and she telepathically communicates to you. She
Starting point is 01:08:20 found no Yeti. But there are the ruins of what looks like a watch tower. And it's not directly next to the path, but at the very top of where the pass is, there could be a path to go, and she'll show you when you arrive. Does it sound like it's a potential cover? Yes, absolutely. It seems to be covered from the elements. I think Beatrice found some cover. We can get somewhere safe and I can start a fire and we'll warm up and we'll be okay.
Starting point is 01:08:48 Good job, Beatrice. Holding her close, I'll have her direct as we start to get closer. Okay. You make your way, and can you make a perception check for me, Toa? As you continue to press on, you're getting there. You can almost see the top of the pass here. And you feel like you're almost there as you're pressing onward and onward. It is colder and cold.
Starting point is 01:09:10 19. Toa, you feel the need to stop as you see a bit of bright red through the storm up ahead. Oh, fuck. Hold on. Does anyone else see that? There's a lot. If he points it out, do we see it? I would say, yeah, very much.
Starting point is 01:09:29 It's not glowing red or magic. It seems to be a splot of blood on the snout. So if you're trying to make another pun, now is not the time. I know. I mean, it just looks like the signs of a hunt or something. Blood. Who's hunting is this? Maybe a Yiddy killed something?
Starting point is 01:09:44 I mean, there's definitely B. That's not helping. Do you be interested in this? Yiddis? Not that I'm aware of. She didn't say anything about that. Oh, we must be. flash, then? Is it actively
Starting point is 01:09:55 snowing or just like... Yeah, it's snowing. It is coming down pretty hard. But if it's there, then it's fresh. I'm going to take it on my knife and cast a major arm on myself. You do that. Great idea. Let's just approach with caution. I understand. As carefully, why don't
Starting point is 01:10:11 we stealth mechanically for this... Oh, you'd like the steel? Oh, you'd like to steal. I'm already moving very slow, but... I want to steal. I want to steal. I have my... Big bowl. that you gave me that doesn't be
Starting point is 01:10:24 disadvantage on stealth checks but I'm a lot of I guess it's not a disadvantage This is the only campaign with that first bullshit Oh that's not bad actually 11 and 14
Starting point is 01:10:34 So 22 for stealth 13 for stealth 26 19 for Toa Oh Iris got a She's a tabaxi Yeah's that we'd go
Starting point is 01:10:52 17 23 What's the loss 13 13? 13 Unless does Pagan to make it? I'll make it pretty little.
Starting point is 01:11:03 Yeah, she's fine. I assume white hair, and I'm probably a little paler because I'm cold, so I'm flimping right in the snow. She has a plus zero of next. She got a net. I am this now. Oh, God, give it out of the kitchen. He's lost?
Starting point is 01:11:15 13. Okay. And you continue up and toe, you see it, and all of you now see it through the storm. The carcass of a goat, ribs exposed, blood in the snow. Two of its limbs are missing. Its throat is torn out. Most of its flesh around its rib cage and its haunches is completely removed. It seems to, but the blood is still seeping into the snow.
Starting point is 01:11:41 Does it look like a car-dash of goat? Is it gray-haired? It seems to be a similar style of goat, a very sturdy mountain goat, but not the same one. This one seems to have a white fur. His was a gray, more of a farm goat. Definitely smaller than this one that you found. This one seems to be much large, not much larger, but considerably larger. We can't stay near a fresh kill.
Starting point is 01:11:59 We have to keep moving. Can we take it with us? What? Why do you take us? It's warm now and it's fur later. Let's take it. We have plenty of rations. We don't need it.
Starting point is 01:12:10 Damn it, Caprice. Thank you. Okay. Cool. How many? I'm going to keep pressing forward with the way the Beatrice is telling us where to go.
Starting point is 01:12:18 Wait, are there any tracks nearby? Do you see anything? Yeah, very briefly. I would like to, like, as we're going through, just check for tracks. You'll make a survival check. Fuck yeah. I'm helping soon.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Yeah, can I? Yeah. That's a long current year. It's 14. That's so bad. I would say, although the snow has been falling, you do see tracks in the snow. You see where the snow has been disturbed,
Starting point is 01:12:48 where maybe two giant fists and giant feet have been. You notice something about these. These, you had seen a Yeti in the devastation that had been teamed, at least allegedly, by the orcs. This is considerably larger than that. You see as the tracks go off from this goat and seem to go up the mountain side. Guys? Yeah? Yeah. I think we're going to need a bigger goat.
Starting point is 01:13:18 What the fuck, Toa? I emulate Toa. Is this what you're like in cold blind? What the fuck? I don't want to play D&D anymore, guys. I want to go home. I want to go home. to go home Save milk Had a little drink about an hour ago I take another level of exhaustion
Starting point is 01:13:56 Because I'm just tired of these bloods I'm just trying to lighten your spirits You guys look really fool Oh, it's okay, too. Find some clothes or something Or open up that goat No, I'm fine Do you want to close?
Starting point is 01:14:09 Do you have clothes? You've had clothes? I have this ballpelt He's mostly naked. He's mostly naked. Give it to one of a lady. I'll wrap my pork health around iron.
Starting point is 01:14:22 The banana leaf phone and a bear a bore felt. We should keep going. This is bigger than a Yeti. I'm still listening to what Beatrice is saying. She says, oh, it's trying to navigate us. I don't like that, but it's, it's forward. The pathway where she thinks it is more wrong.
Starting point is 01:14:36 I'm going to be up with my boy here to trying to lead, listening to everyone to make a content. saving throw as it gets cold, disadvantage. And I will say Iris can make it straight because she has the bull of hell you are carrying. 17.
Starting point is 01:14:52 Natural 20. Beautiful. D.C. 16. I got a 20. Plus 3. Plus 3. Plus 3. Plus 3. Plus 3. Something. I still failed. You're going to take a third level of Uzashi. You should probably twist it.
Starting point is 01:15:05 Twist, yes. I'm going to twist it. So it doesn't affect your speed. It affects a skill. Saving throws and attack rolls, which is bad. Six is the higher. She's very bad. Does anyone have any way to start like a torch or something?
Starting point is 01:15:20 I mean, I can make fire, but it is dangerous, right? There's no wood. We don't have any fuel. Right? I don't think I have that. Oh, shit. But I missed a bad one. So now I pass it.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Once we get under cover, I can start a fire. What is your 16? You're good? DC 16. 16. 16 is the DC. Okay. So I meet it by one.
Starting point is 01:15:39 You barely. I did. You barely manage. As you all trust forward. leaving the carcass behind. And you see up ahead, there has to be a pass. The visibility is incredibly low. And you finally arrive to where you're no longer climbing
Starting point is 01:15:54 and the elevation maintains consistent. And there are still cliff sides on either side. Towering above you on either side and you see mountain and sheer rock cliffs all covered in snow all around you. And you feel you can see far off in the distance at the top of a watchtower maybe. And Beecherlil is pointing.
Starting point is 01:16:14 over there with her little wing and she's communicating with you telepathically telling us over there thank you um I hate everyone as you continue to continue on your way everyone to make a group perception check okay disadvantage to the snow oh yeah it's an ability check there yeah oh yeah so I know I ruled double Matt 20s no way no way take a photo of that no way take a photo of that possession You said perception. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:16:45 You said perception. Perception disadvantage. The star is mine. 11. And we get plus, no, that's saving throws. 22. My low roll is a 14. There are two 90-twine.
Starting point is 01:16:58 There's two. Ninety, 20. So, like, scissors. 11. 11. 9 and 12. 10. As you're all trudging your way through, it's right around the corner,
Starting point is 01:17:11 right up. here on the left and she thinks that there is a pathway to get to where the tower is. Lofty. Just barely, you were the only one that sees this. As you see a massive shape, almost invisible in the snow, shaggy white fur, massive horns. But wait, it's not just shaggy white fur, there are bits of black fur in there as well. And more horns than just two. and you see a slavering maw.
Starting point is 01:17:42 What do you do with this information? You don't know. What? It seems to be watching. Oh, it sees us. What is it? What about the god? And immediately you hear a loud rumbling.
Starting point is 01:18:02 As howling swirls all around, it lands, slamming down, and all of you see this now, as you are not surprised by a, massive Yeti. It is considerably larger than the one that you had seen before. Massive arms.
Starting point is 01:18:19 Its eyes are wide, bloodshot red. It's slavering. Its fangs are sharp. And not only does it have two horns, their horns growing out of the fun. All over it. As it has... Yeah, it's got more than two horns.
Starting point is 01:18:35 As it is looking at you viciously, and there's blood dripping from its mouth. You see a bit of goat-frills. hanging in its teeth and it begins to charge for tools you everyone roll furniture can I oh we can talk about in that moment like when he jumps down can I place iris behind me yes and rush for it to get ahead of I would say that you I was holding your action world like what's the trigger until you have to set a trigger can it be can it be after the yet he goes oh yeah so I just want to see what the lineup
Starting point is 01:19:09 like if you want to say when you attack someone you Okay, get rid of that shit. That's fine. That's fine. I'm so sorry. Okay? Yes. We take this off. As long as you don't use it for the case.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Somebody has the rule that you don't have your reaction when I miss it should start because we're turning out and get that camera, though, and produce it's interesting. Because technically your total average of the rest of the reason. Right. Because time flows. So are we on this path? So you're on the. So you're on the.
Starting point is 01:19:41 the path, you're heading towards Kelsey. So I'd say you're around the rock face there, because you backed up a little bit. Yeah, right around in between those rocks. I'd probably be up a little closer because I saw it first. Yeah. Toa, I was right behind Toa. And he turns up a little bit.
Starting point is 01:19:57 So Toa, if you're going up there first, yes. Is free wind in this? He's far back. So just for the sake of this, he's going to be out of it. If you want to keep her back, if you want to keep her back, he's that kind of ducking. He's using.
Starting point is 01:20:09 Oh, well, I guess he'll fight for him. I want to get him out, like, she's the, yet he gets. She loves him, and begins to start trolling down the other way and he runs away. That's good. That makes sense. So can I be up in front? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:23 You can move yourself. I just put us kind of like in the right order. Yeah, I think, because you wanted to leave, what's her face behind you? Iris is like where, yeah. So I would put Iris here and then. Oh, my God. Okay. Wow.
Starting point is 01:20:34 Oh, we really have some horns. Oh, my God, it looks like a minotar. Okay. It does. Oh. Oh, five. 25. What size is that?
Starting point is 01:20:41 22. It's huge. It's huge. Jesus. 21 for me. 21 for Caprice. 15. 18.
Starting point is 01:20:49 This is about the lifting. Nine. Nine. Nine. Eight. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah. Put them at the end of the fucking life.
Starting point is 01:20:58 We're gonna roll for Mr. Yeti. Oh, fuck. Put him at... This massive Yeti is looking at you. Oh, who, who, whir. And they'll sort of howl. And the wind is loud. around you, this bellow shapes, you can see some snow,
Starting point is 01:21:12 starts to drop from the peaks around you. This is so loud booming. Felix dropped. I hope this works. 5, 10, 15, 20, 20. I'm gonna get around this rock with the dagger out. And as I chant, I move my hand, and the dagger begins to go purple.
Starting point is 01:21:32 And from underneath of the Yeti, a purple hand jumps up and grabs him as I use hold my hand. Where does it grab the... Oh, shit! So a giant purple hand will grab the entire monster. So with 17 saving throw. Liz, you say?
Starting point is 01:21:47 Yeah, I do. Seven. He fails and he is paralyzed for the duration. One minute. It's constricted. At the end of his turn, he can repeat it. But he's paralyzed since you get a free fucking crit. He sees you going out and he reaches in and his hand
Starting point is 01:22:01 begins to almost glow blue as he grabs a ball of snow and ice and he looks like you ready to throw it. throw it, and he throws it in place gripping this ball of ice. I'm holding him! Get him! Get him everything! I'm gonna run up and say, or I'll run it. He doesn't fall crone though, right? No, he's paralyzed. Okay, I'm gonna run up and I'm going to fucking recklessly attack. Oh, I will first battle trance and then rush forward. Which is so excited about what they guys is about to well.
Starting point is 01:22:33 It's paralyzes auto-crowding. So let's... You have so many great. I believe, melee only. Mele-owned. This is a kuda-brog. So that's probably a hit 20-something and 20-something. Yep.
Starting point is 01:22:49 8017 is for the sake of it. Oh, let me see if I prock my Winfury. That is a fuck-beer. No, no. No, it does not help me. Sorry. Because you still have hit, but if it's hit, it's a hit. That's my understanding.
Starting point is 01:23:07 That's my understanding. If you're against a clear, a lifestyle, if it's a melee, it's a crap. I'm into it. That's my problem. Okay, so I'm going to do my, so my, my, my, just do all of it together, roll all that together. So three hits. I cheated you up, buddy.
Starting point is 01:23:24 I had to. Uh, two. Okay. Caprice. First attack. I'm excited there. Very, gray. Okay.
Starting point is 01:23:35 Yeah, I love your attitude. Man, I love your face. Yeah. Okay. No, I'm no, no, no. There's the, the Kiwi ones. Uh, yeah. Yeah, I love those.
Starting point is 01:23:44 Oh, good. Don't worry about it. Okay. I'm not going to do anything special. Oh, shit, you were next? Oh, sorry. I was, I got a T1, but we're not going to have anything. It's not going to get anything.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Can I get two more T-6s? Yeah, here, take them. Geez. Hold on, one, two, three, four. Yeah, that's fine. Uh, okay. Let him have it, well. Well.
Starting point is 01:24:06 Sorry, Mike. It's fine. This is my best have abilities. I've been waiting. I've been waiting. I've been thinking about it for a while. That's 12. 18. Super fucked up. It's crazy.
Starting point is 01:24:23 18. It's very good. 28. 38. It's one minute concentration. But he gets to repeat the wisdom savings for at the end of every one of his church. But doesn't break on damage, which is why it's so.
Starting point is 01:24:36 fucking good, right? You have to all fucking tee off on it. 53, 56, 89, 69, 62, 63, plus plus. Uh-huh. Very cool.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Very, very cool. 63 plus, sorry, hold on. Take your time, brother. 63 plus plus 30 is what? 90. It's a bag for me and's parents. It's a bag it, man.
Starting point is 01:25:25 Okay. You see Toa, what is this? Yeti is grabbing a ball of pure ice to chucking through. Toa run. He's paralyzed now. Toa runs up. And you see horn, splinter, teeth. shatter. It's already drawing blood
Starting point is 01:25:42 and hits the snow. As you, as Toa is going absolutely fucking ham on this Yeti. Herge or Gros? Caprice. Oh, Caprice. I'm sorry. Corp. I'm sorry. I'm taking your turn. I could run up and be like, whatever. You got it. I'll look at it and just
Starting point is 01:26:01 start to play, uh, but baby it's full outside. And it needs to make a intelligence saving pro, DC 17. Why not just fuck with it? I'm going to spend the second level spell slot here. Int, int?
Starting point is 01:26:16 Int? Minutes? 10. I love those intelligent saving crew. Yes. All of a sudden, as it's being, like, pounded on by Toa can't move. Behind all of us, a green portal emerges out of nothingness, and all of a sudden, an elderly scientist-looking man and a young boy fall out of the, out of the portal.
Starting point is 01:26:37 It's Rick for Rick and morning. Oh, geez, Rick. I think we made it to follow up. Oh, geez, I don't know. Oh, what the hell is that thing? They run up and start hitting it with their baseball pass. I thought you were joking. It's actually Rick.
Starting point is 01:26:54 Oh, geez. It takes two second damage. Okay, I'm talking of 20. God a given. 95 damage is done so far. As you see these very galtican-looking people that look very bizarre as they have these fleeting paddles as the freaking bomb with fleeting paddle. It's canon.
Starting point is 01:27:18 It doesn't know what's happening to itself. It's a... Oh my god. It's confused. So he's paralyzed. As long as I hit, it's a crit. So you have to roll. Maylay.
Starting point is 01:27:29 It's advantage. But everyone keep in mind your exhaustion notes. But that's just ability checks. Well, for you. Unless it's... Right. Unless it's right. Oh, I see.
Starting point is 01:27:39 So you want to get up and beat him in the face. I want to get up. I have 35 movement. So I should be able to make it. there. Wait, are you halved? No. What's your adult? Your level one? I want two. Yeah. Three is when it gets you. You're good. Okay. So, roll it advantage as long as I hit it's a crit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:56 18. 18 hits. Okay. So if it's a crit, is it basically treating it like a natural 20? Yeah. That's a crud. It's like, my item. Uh-huh. Level four, Devines. Level three, Devices. I need seven more D-8s. Oh, D-8s? Here, I got two. Yeah. You got two. Well, I'm sorry, Mike. I've been waiting. I am so juicy. I've been waiting.
Starting point is 01:28:21 I have one more D8. Richie. Oh, I'm sorry. What are you? How many of you? Wait, where the fire? No, you're all right? Does the rating? Does it like 10,000? 10d8, my dudes.
Starting point is 01:28:37 What do you have? What do you? I'm doing a fourth level, a third level divine smite. Oh, 2D8, 3D8, 48, 8, double-d-9-8. So she spends a spell. lot to deal two. A lot of deeds. And Tola looks like Rick.
Starting point is 01:28:49 And Rick. Listen to us. Skeet. Okay. So, holy shit. All right. 10, 13, 16, 18, 18, 20, 28, 28, 34, 38, 44,
Starting point is 01:29:12 46 points of bludgeoning damage. Magical bludgeoning and radiant. With one, you smash into the sphinx ribcage. You're cracking. The massive beast, the power of morn, it's no match against that. It's 46? 46. Holy shit.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Good job, Dakota, and also heard you. Okay. And then I will make the second bag. Do you do that? K advantage? Yeah, that'll hit, so I'll do the other spell slot. Okay. All my third level
Starting point is 01:29:49 All my third level Oh, not bad Okay 8, 15, 22, 22, 23, 26, 28, 34, 39, 43, 43, 45, 47 points of damage. Sure, okay.
Starting point is 01:30:15 So that was a total You smash into it. Its fur is singeing. The smell, even though through the howling wind that's growing it away, is wafting, it is violent, putrid. And this massive slavering, you can see the black hair through its white shaggy fur,
Starting point is 01:30:32 as it is still paralyzed. With that, it's term. Wisdom's name we go. Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. 18? Past. Passed.
Starting point is 01:30:42 That's right. 17 plus one. It's did his job. Thank you. So, at the end of its term. Yeah. So it finally worked. he's looking at you.
Starting point is 01:30:51 Fuck! Okay. There's a smash. Is it done? That's the end of the turn. Okay. What did I do? It broke the prowl.
Starting point is 01:31:04 Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. I'm going to move up. So 5, 10, 15, 20. That counts, right? He's in that. Sure. So I'm going to reach him with my spoon and give him one jab,
Starting point is 01:31:15 and then I'm just going to, with fury of blows. I'm going to triple, like, sidekick him. Two thing. Okay. Is he still paralyzed? No, he just broke it. Unfortunately.
Starting point is 01:31:25 Can he break it on damage? On his turn, he gets a roll again. He got an 18. What's the DC-O? Or AC-17? Okay, so that's one miss, one hit. Two misses. So two misses and two hits.
Starting point is 01:31:40 Okay. We are absolutely housing a Yeti right now. We are taking it to school. I mean, it costs me a fifth level spells a lot. It's more of it. I just burned two. No, the amount of damage. We'll see what happens here. Oh, that's not good.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Mike, he's not scared. Mike's never scared. So it's 16 regular and four lightning damage, so a total of 20 if that matters. And then I'm going to, with my drunken master ways, I'm going to tipsy sway and move out
Starting point is 01:32:12 to disingen. Rick, do you have Iris? Well, he's going to need to live in her again. Oh, wow. I'm surprised he didn't now I'm actually pissing my pants Yep
Starting point is 01:32:24 Oh yeah he is How was he was with that again sorry? 20 total That's not good dude Considering that he could have like Legendary Resistance He's gonna use a legendary action And he throws down the ice mall
Starting point is 01:32:37 And he opens his mouth And you see the ice and the wind And the snows as a breath Of pure frigid ice In a 30 foot cone yikes you can get most of us probably not Rivali
Starting point is 01:32:55 not Rivali Ravali's out of the mouth I told Pate to get him the fuck out there I don't think that it gets I think you gotta get me I think you either get us or it's gonna get it's gonna be one like us
Starting point is 01:33:09 okay so it's gonna get it can probably Iris and yeah so not Caprice and I would say that's yeah that's I don't know he could get everyone but we really need to get so you just to choose between
Starting point is 01:33:20 Felix and or Herja Luffy because it's either this direction or it's like this direction. So if he goes this way, it's not quite 30 feet. So it would be... But if he goes like that way, I mean, he could get... Well, if he can move? He can move. No, it's literally action. Wait a minute. Isn't it
Starting point is 01:33:37 four squares from 15 this direction? Or am I wrong? Because I thought it was seven and a half. It's two square of... No, it's two squares with 15. That's what I'm saying. So it would be twice that for 30. Right? It's a shitload. If you're talking about angles, thought it was seven and a half to move.
Starting point is 01:33:52 It's two squares of 15. Yes. Okay. So it's still... Yeah, you're right. Yeah, you're right. I think it gets Caprice, though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:34:00 He can hit everyone but Felix. Because, like, you got to think it's 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. I'm just gonna hit everyone because you got a dumpster. Well, fuck it. Everyone with Felix, not Felix, but makes a... A constitution saving throw. Uh, plus three. You're with, for Lutee and, uh...
Starting point is 01:34:16 Oh, not a gym. Well, pretty good. Twenty-three. 21. DC is natural one. Is anyone's D&D beyond acting kind of small? Mine's okay at the moment. Mine's just, shitting.
Starting point is 01:34:30 Everyone's in a while, mine and I have to like refresh it a couple times. Yeah, it like freezes up on me and now it will refresh. 28. Let's open a new tab. 21. 23 and 236 to 39. 49. 43.
Starting point is 01:34:47 three, 40 points of cold damage for those that failed, and you take one rank of exhaustion. So no exhaustion. No exhaustion in half. 24, and then I quarter it because I'm cold resistant. 23. If you're cold resistant, then... Am I cold resistant? No, I'm poisoned.
Starting point is 01:35:03 Oh, is it total 40? What did I say? 43 or... 43 or half if you fail? So 21. Half of you succeed, and then no exhaustion is you succeed. So half of 43, it's 21. 21? And then I get an additional half of that.
Starting point is 01:35:17 cool. And that's just clearing match quick, so I will just make note that I turn 21 damage. Iris, you're off. Iris will just do something very easy.
Starting point is 01:35:31 Masquer ones? Masked ones would be good. I told her that's good. Yeah, or no, yeah, she's going to use masculine ones. Which is what? 3D8 plus 5.
Starting point is 01:35:44 60 feet. Oh, no. It's a 30 foot sphere. So she just has to move like here, ish. She can place it. Oh, never mind. So it doesn't radiate from her. Oh, she can get.
Starting point is 01:35:55 Yeah. She can get everything. So it's very easy to hit her. I thought it originated. As someone who plays a cleric, you basically hit everybody. It's very rare. How can I fucking D8? Oh, can I get my D8 back?
Starting point is 01:36:06 I'm sorry. I threw it at you. It's in that pile. Oh, there it is, Rich. Right here. Oh, whoa. Oh, it's my nice. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:36:13 Ooh, yikes. Four, five, six, seven. Twelve. 12. You like, You feel the warmth of the sand on you, but it's still chilly as soon as it. Feel the drop. I'm going to...
Starting point is 01:36:26 Oh, no, with that, it's a legendary action. Just kidding. And it is going to look at... Who did the most... I think Toa did the most damage to it. And it is going to reach down and you see these massive claws. It's going to try to slash at you. And it is going to do...
Starting point is 01:36:44 How much healing was it? 12. Oh, that's going to be a 30 to hit. And that is going to be... Can I have a really disadvantage on the attack as a reaction? Yes, because he's next to me. That's going to be a 25 to hit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:59 And it's going to... Necrotic or cold versus slashing doesn't matter, right? Slashing does matter. Okay. So I'll do the slashing. I'll do the cold. I'll do the slashing as orange and be cold as blue. That means a throw.
Starting point is 01:37:14 Yikes. Holy shit. That's awful. 13 slashing, and 10 cold. It slashes in these icy claws. With that, it is a field strip. How many firebone? DC's Dex 17.
Starting point is 01:37:33 Yes. 17 decks fails. It's gonna be, that'll be 29. Plus 9 is 38 points in fire damage. as you blast into it and you see its hairs to catch on fire 30 takes so that'll be you know that's my old turnerino as it ignites on fire and you see as it takes the full day it's unable to dodge and as its fur is burning despite its wide madness it looks at the fire and it seems to be filled with fear as it's trying to put itself out as it seems
Starting point is 01:38:11 to be afraid fire why don't I just feel bad with that caprice are up action for legendary. Oh, no, you're right. Let's go chuck an ice ball at you. At whom? At you. Fuck. Is it an attack role? Yes. It's disadvantaged. Okay. Uh, 18. I use a shield from my ring. A massive ball of ice this gets thrown and it
Starting point is 01:38:34 crashes against your shield and shatters. With that, it is... Um, shit. How would be looking? I'm scared. Uh, bloody. Blurdy. He's on fire and he's a friend.
Starting point is 01:38:50 Herzum I did 200 damage. All right, so to start its turn, Morty and Rick are still beating the shit out of it with a bat, and they take one side to get them. Awesome. And then I will Yeah, I'll
Starting point is 01:39:12 I'll be like, hey, I used to meet you. And I'll use Todd's Hiddy's laughter, stealing to us joke. What does the end have to be? Everyone put behind you. Goh! That's a wisdom saving throw.
Starting point is 01:39:32 BC17. Plus one. Just get us from the pod. It's a nine. It's all prone. Ronan Jim, thank you to follow. It's afraid it is burning. Who, who.
Starting point is 01:39:43 God, we're torturing his fourth thing. And with a bonus action, I'll be like, I heard ya, more with the smiting, do that. And I'll give you a. Thanks, for him. That was terrible. almost it's not quite circular
Starting point is 01:40:00 it would have been neat though but a scary dog lay it on its back it's snow burst and it's on fire but it's still laughing and you can see almost blood is pulling out of its eye
Starting point is 01:40:10 and its mouth and it's trying to resist that but it is a horrible mess with that it is a toaster just one dollar since he's prone I will
Starting point is 01:40:24 I'm not going to reckon for the attack I'm advantaged anyway I'm going to These are me power attacks Yeah I forgot about a thing I can do
Starting point is 01:40:36 I will I will I'm gonna hear you get now. So it is 11, 12. So hold on. Let's make sure that I'm staying honest here. Actions. That's plus 11.
Starting point is 01:40:55 Normally minus 5 is 6. So 17 is the lowest so far. 17? That hits. Yeah, 17. Okay. So I'm going to do one more attack. Power attack.
Starting point is 01:41:06 So that's higher. So that is three power attack hits two, four, six. I feel bad. I felt bad about everything we killed today, which is rare. Usually I'm like slaughter at all. I'm really like, I really have a hard time not wanting to like save all the critters. I feel bad. I mean, she doesn't jump, but I feel bad because these scenes are infected with the plague that they don't, they're not evil.
Starting point is 01:41:41 What's 25 plus 60? Yeah, he would probably still attack. 85. 85 feet of this. Wow. You have right that right. I would just be included. That's true.
Starting point is 01:41:52 No, it's even more. Oh, you're like, I need, my name is, uh, Garcatch. God damn. Is it the same thing with Zorbeck? As, like, uh, NBC and North Zorbe?
Starting point is 01:42:06 Basically, yeah. I had one, uh, a hobgoblin in case you did anything with that, and that was the one that you did. As you see, Toa is smashing. Its horns are splintering. Its jaw is dislocated now. Blood is pouring from its mouth and his eyes.
Starting point is 01:42:20 It is on fire still. It's panning it out. It is laughing. And then with that, it is... First turn. What is the landscape look like? Like, what are these things about? Those are cliff walls all around here.
Starting point is 01:42:33 That's where we leap from, and those are rocks. So, like, is everything going down into here? Are these going to look down? No, those are up. Sorry. We're in like a valley. You're in, yeah. So both.
Starting point is 01:42:44 Both are old. Yeah. It's the pass. I thought this was the path. My bad. No, you're making your way through the path. The pass.
Starting point is 01:42:50 Is it up now or is it still from? It's prone. Prone and laughing. So it's advantage for this. Yeah. So I did that. Thank you. Diet hold monster.
Starting point is 01:42:59 Uh, yeah. That's okay. You can roll both. He broke a off. You guys beat the shit out of them. Ooh, seven. I will use my inspiration for the second.
Starting point is 01:43:11 which is a D10 now. Correct, yes. Wow. That feels good. Oh, yeah. So that'll hit with a 22. So both hit. I will do these
Starting point is 01:43:23 because I did long rest. I'll do I'll just do two smites at first level. So this will be... And you don't have to differentiate damage for radiant. So
Starting point is 01:43:35 this is 6-8. Nice 15. and these are just the rail attack. 23 plus 8,000, and I will stay in there. 27. Points of board to main damage with the oil. Okay.
Starting point is 01:43:55 And then, yeah, it's already bronze-upacemak of it, and I will stay right there. Okay. You smash into it smiting, smiting, you are wailing on the fuse as laughing. It's furrisening, nothing to the fire, else from the molten radiant energy. Its turn. Can it do anything? Well, it's, uh... It can repeat the save, right?
Starting point is 01:44:16 Can you repeat the other turn? Uh, at the end of each, it turns, yeah. So, when it... It keeps 17. That's 16. Okay. Wow, it shrunked off those more spells are... Come on, I used to meet you.
Starting point is 01:44:27 You just know what I'm talking about. Ah! And that's... Well, that... No, it can't even get back up. So, it's still prone, right? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:37 Well, I mean, at the end of its turn, so it's... Yeah, exactly. You can't do it. It loses its serve. one yeah. I'm going to move to Europe. Yeah, it's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:44:44 I'm going to move one space up and say, this is ridiculous and we need to go! And that was a little bit French. It's okay. I sometimes sound like you. I'm going to mash my spoon down, but just very gently tap him when it gets there. And if I head, I'm going to stone the straight.
Starting point is 01:45:11 I was like, what the fuck are you doing? It's 20. 20 that hits. 11. So 10 damage and a stunning strike. Okay. So he has a DECD.
Starting point is 01:45:28 Stunning strike. A blurt. I can't remember. Oh, Conn is plus six. So that is a 18. Oh, he passes. Okay. As you crack in his head,
Starting point is 01:45:39 he's looking around, he's on his back, and he's trying to look at you. What else are you doing? He's just, crawl over. I'm not going to hit you anymore. Oh, and as you do that, since it was his turn, you get his breath back until he's a legendary action. Oh, his arm his back and looks at all of you with wide eyes, blood pouring from a
Starting point is 01:46:07 as Frost hits you. Everyone is ever Felix Glifty make a, uh, constantly intro. Plus three to Toa. Two, five, eight, eight, eight, those, twenty, five, five, five. was a 20s, 12, 13, 14, 14, 15, 20, 30, 34, 57. 9. 37 points of cold damage if you fail and an exhaustion. Half and no exhaustion if you succeed. 17, or 18.
Starting point is 01:46:49 Iris fails. Okay. As it bursts out, and that is legendary action. I went towards the damages. Sorry, what was the DC again? Yeah. So half of that. What was the damage?
Starting point is 01:47:04 37, right? 37. Yeah. So half of that is 36. Like, it's 37 total? It's cold. 18? It's cold.
Starting point is 01:47:12 18. It's all cold. Okay. With that, it is Irish. Iris is going to be like, oh, fuck. She looks around real quick. Is everyone, how's wounded everybody? Not feeling that great.
Starting point is 01:47:29 I'm bruised. I'm okay. I got like four quarter left. Um, let's see what she got. She's gonna do another mask cure wounds, just because that's easy, okay? Oh, thanks, Iris.
Starting point is 01:47:44 So that's 3D8 to everybody. Uh, eight. Uh, I'll take all of them. Ooh, six, 10, 11, 16. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:47:57 If it's once, it would only be dead by you. You feel the warm sand healing your wounds from a new best of future. Oh, no, it's going to use a legendary action. So she's going to use her... Oh, jeez. Can you hide behind that pillar? Is this like... It's a rock.
Starting point is 01:48:17 Can she hide behind the rock for cover? Can she hide behind the rock for cover? She's going to use her feet. Feline agility to get back here. And it is going to... Who's looking weaker between Herja and Toa? 48. Toa's fine.
Starting point is 01:48:34 Okay, so it's going to claw at... It's going to be natural 20. Wow. I presume... Oh, to me. No. Oh, that's what I thought. Oh, Iris is going to do her thing.
Starting point is 01:48:47 I presume so. No, it's not. Nothing to do. I'm a golden way. I can't let you do that. Cold versus... Can't let you do that, Star Fox. Cold versus.
Starting point is 01:48:59 Slashes matter. Blah, brerb, brad. Andros is wanted us to take you dead. 25 points of slashing and cook fill in. That slices into you. Okay, with that, it is... I'm gonna fireball it again. Pleppy, long time, no see.
Starting point is 01:49:19 I'm gonna say, as I'm casting the fireball in, I'm gonna say, ah, I'm sorry, we're gonna find a cure soon. Then I'm gonna send him to hell. Okay. What? Fireball? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:33 Fireballs. Wow, that's a lot of re-rolls. That's a lot of re-rolls. That's a lot of re-rolls. So that's going to be 12 plus another 10 is 22, plus 4 is 26. Really weak. Plus 12 is 38 points of damage. How do this?
Starting point is 01:49:51 Sadly. With tears in my eyes, I want to incinerate this poor creature to jet. As it slashes, it slashes, uh... Persia, that's who that is. And as it's slavery, it's blood, there's blood coming from out of its eyes, its teeth is missing, its jaw is dislocated, it is looking savage. And even though you know that it doesn't really have a choice, it is corrupted by the beast plague, the little tear falls down your eye and free this immediately on your cheek as you extend
Starting point is 01:50:18 your hand and those are, it's eyes filled with fear is consumed by fire, its greatest fear. And in sheer terror, it's... and singe collapses. I guess, friends. I'm reminded of the horrible looks of the people who were also terrified of fire in Heselfield. Yeah, you're used to that by now.
Starting point is 01:50:43 Teary fire. Is there any way this is too late? No, but there's no way we can find a cure for this, right? I'm trying. Not up here. Until we know what actually causes.
Starting point is 01:50:56 We can't fix this. We can't fix this. We did the wrong thing. I'm tired of this. It's being that. It gets colder and colder. Everyone needs to make another constant saving code as a family. Iris is straight.
Starting point is 01:51:11 Plus three through within seven. Oh, no. She's just off with you. So she's also disadvantaged. Fuck me. Not for one. Come on somebody's 17th. Can I twist this?
Starting point is 01:51:20 Because I have two holes in exhaustion. Is that okay? So many 17. Uh, yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah. So Ira certainly needs to twist it Because she has three levels right now
Starting point is 01:51:29 She already has three I got an 18 17 is the DC Oh I just meet the Wow 17 is the DC Oh she barely hits it Holy fuck Oh right thank God
Starting point is 01:51:42 Who's gonna get a fire going Should we try and Does this coverage You hear up As uh Ravala goes out Are you all live? We barely We have to get covered
Starting point is 01:51:55 Come on Oh my God, you all look awful. Let's go. You said your bird knows where the cover is, right? Yeah, I'm going to keep taking the lead with Tella and, like, trying to lead the way on this watch shower. I'm going to shoot a virus again and try to, like, keep her warm. With Beatrice's guidance, I won't even make you roll because she saw it.
Starting point is 01:52:12 She points out and she flies ahead and she's flying around. And you see that it's a very, very narrow walkway through these two large rock paths. And it would be hidden. But you actually see a very narrow path. that you see a bit of stone and metal up ahead. You're guided through. And as the snow is, the storm is still raging, you see, you can almost feel like if the clouds in the snow,
Starting point is 01:52:40 but you can see very far down the other side of the mountains. You feel like if it wasn't a storm raging, you can see the entire, all of ground from here. And you eventually weave through rocks, it's treacherous. You weave through pathways. and over very, very tight cliff faces. And eventually you see it looming up ahead of you. A tower, or at least what was a tower,
Starting point is 01:53:04 the top of it, probably gets a sense that it was a whole story higher, has collapsed in. But you see that there is a heavy metal door, and it seems to be outstanding. You see the dark stone, the metal reinforcement. This architecture looks very similar to Zentra. As you see, on the door, emblaze it is that outdated
Starting point is 01:53:26 Ravens Sigil of Korvokia is directly ahead of you. I'm going to press forward with the group and try to open the doors. You reach... Oh, oh! Oh! Take it with trap. What? It's a watchtower. Damn it! And I'm going to cast a detect magic.
Starting point is 01:53:47 You cast a detect magic. The magic goes all around you, and you don't sense any magic. Toa, make an athletics check. An advantage. I'm still playing Dungeons and Dragons. 21. 21.
Starting point is 01:54:08 No, 22. The door is not locked. You see there's a large metal handle, and it takes all of your strength, even your mighty Goliath, and with the wind, you hear, and the metal rattles
Starting point is 01:54:22 as the stone kind of shakes around you. It's far. It's dark, and it's cold and sun. but it is, you see that there's a bit of snow dusting from a crash stairwell deep into this tower, but it seems to be
Starting point is 01:54:38 protected to the elements. As soon as until it gets the door open, I'm going to duck inside and immediately start to look for anything that can be used as kindling or fuel and see if there's a place for a fire. Dido? I can start to make one. Okay. The most diddo.
Starting point is 01:54:52 Yeah, so totally. Whether it's old furniture, anything, that we can break down and try to make a fire with. Books? Let's get an assisted investigation check. I'll whip out my tinderbox from my pack and try to help to. Investigation. That's going to be a 20 total, 20 total. And you see that this was a three-story structure.
Starting point is 01:55:15 The third story has collapsed on itself, but the stone has fallen so that there are just simply gaps where the snow is getting in. There's the whistling of the wind as it howls through. but as soon as you close the door, it suddenly feels eerily silent because of how cacophonous your past hours. The entire day's journey has been, and you realize just how
Starting point is 01:55:41 exhausted all of you are. And you are able to actually see that although one of the legs of splinter, you see an old table that is not very much rotting. It seems very, very old. You see a actually a large chest A couple, you see a splintered stool.
Starting point is 01:56:00 You see a bit of pieces of metal. You find some discarded weapons. You find an old series of, but you find a room inside that has bunk beds. And there seems to be two sets of bunk beds. Inside the small room, it seems to be actually shockingly well-preserved. A small desk in that.
Starting point is 01:56:22 And it's all kind of collapsed and worn down, but it's all preserved. and you find a bit of old sacks of totally like you pull out old rations and as soon as you grab them they kind of just dissolve in your hands but on the desk the thing that stands out to you the most find some old drinking cups some steins some old you actually find bottles of
Starting point is 01:56:45 two bottles of a willook some kind of liquor still half filled and corked and the label has been well worn But on the desk or beside the desk is tilted down inside this room You see a leather bound book It seems clasped and it's just very basic of round leather but very worn as it's kind of rest on the ground But you were able to find enough
Starting point is 01:57:16 Kinlan definitely start a fire and you could probably place it where we'll tent through one of the holes up Okay, so there's no a step there's no fireplace, no brasure, there's no brasure, there's no But you get the sense that there actually is a fireplace where it was built, but it's been collapsed at it. All right, then we'll do that. We'll try to funnel the smoke out of the safe spots in the smoke. You do that. And the fire starts to warm you up as you all huddle around. It's like the version of beneath thirdly, where we all die of CO2.
Starting point is 01:57:46 All right. So Caprice and I will focus on tuning the fire and coming it alive. Give me just sit down by the fire. And all the sort of, you know, I'll place Iris down by the fire. fire and hopefully she can warm up. Thank you, too. That was too close. Too close.
Starting point is 01:58:02 What happened if we did have his watch tower here? Fell? I don't know. I'm starting to feel better now, but I was so tired. We can't fight things like that. We have to just run if we can.
Starting point is 01:58:17 At least here. It would have caught up to us. We probably can move a lot faster. We had to kill it. These beasts... There was no other way. These beasts, this is their home rain. I mean, they live in this. They thrive in this horrible, harsh weather. I don't know. We just, we get it so much. I think if we had just, if I could stand it and we could run, we should do that next time instead of standing in the cold. I don't disagree.
Starting point is 01:58:42 You don't disagree or do it as? Do you know if this, I don't. Do you know if this goes bad and I hold up one of the liquor bottles? I should say it does not. You can tell you try looking at it. Oh, no, Don't drink it. Don't drink it. You should probably sniff it first. They used... If you want to be a little... Tenzeous.
Starting point is 01:59:02 Remember that they're using drinks to potentially turn people into horrible beasts. We're not talking themselves into a heart of the beasts. We don't know when this was placed in. Decades, probably, but maybe... It's not with the risk. Toast point is still worth it. It's not worth it. Oh, give it to me. I should try it first.
Starting point is 01:59:22 Okay, if anyone's going to try any sort of liquor, it should probably be... liquor should probably be me. We're all resistant to poison. Let's all try it together at the same time. Are you really resistant to a cup? I didn't know it. I'll hold out a cup. I don't like this.
Starting point is 01:59:37 He's the thing we can do now. To the beef flag. Bottoms up, yeah. You have a devilish smile as you say that and then turn them into beasts. It was too long! It's incredibly strong, bitter liquor. It's some kind of whiskey. Oh, God.
Starting point is 01:59:54 And you can tell it's very, very cheap. But it's potent. And you can sense that it gets the job done for people that. It once, yep. I gotta say, I can. Is that to put some head on you, just? I use ultrasaur itself to start to, no, I am a late. Kevin.
Starting point is 02:00:12 Wait, what happened is it? Where did you even find that? There were two models right here by their collapsed desk next to this book that I'm sure you want to look at. I'm gonna go walk over to the panel. You have the books, do that. You do that. Fuck you.
Starting point is 02:00:24 I am a lady, you do that. You walk over and you see that the desk has kind of, the one of the letters crumpled and is tilted and the book has slid off.
Starting point is 02:00:31 I made the assumption of some kind of ledger. He's resting on the floor. I'm going to gently pick it up. No. You do that. It's a shame to treat books like this, I don't say.
Starting point is 02:00:39 You would have a little bit of a funeral. And I'm going to try to open the book. You go to open the book expecting it to be locked, but it's so cold the mechanism has just shattered
Starting point is 02:00:51 long ago. And it snapped. as the locked breaks and you are able to open and you see that these pages have been somewhat preserved in this cold climate. And it's exactly how you surmise. It's some kind of ledger. There are, there are shipment reports, food and drink supplies, notable sightings, weather reports, and also the ledger of the names of all the pairs of watchmen who would, stay and watch for weeks at a time. I would, while sitting by the fire and making sure that doesn't go out,
Starting point is 02:01:30 read the entire thing. Okay. Pour through the hole. You do that. Oh, keep on drinking. Should we try to patch one of these holes? I mean, I know we want to let the smoke out, but... Oh, fucks out.
Starting point is 02:01:44 I'll give it a goal. I don't think we need to. I think we got to let the smoke out, and for the most part, I'm surprised how well sealed this place is. I mean, do what you want, but... I mean, we're not moving in here. Let's just make the best of it and get out. Hopefully, we can find some like sleds or something.
Starting point is 02:02:00 We can just make our way down the other side of the mountain. Easy, peasy. Oh, yeah, it's the top? How close are we? You're at the top. Oh. Oh, wait, what? Of the mountain.
Starting point is 02:02:10 Yeah, you're at the pass. Okay. So this is basically is on the other side of the pass. I'm not stupid. About sleds, I don't know. I don't know. I got the UFO sled. Wee!
Starting point is 02:02:24 Looking up, You all? Does it look like there are additional rooms in the second, third floor? You get the sense that much of the second story has kind of collapsed, and this is the set, the first floor is the most collapsed. You go and you look up and you see that it seems to be that there are a few broken chairs and tables. You see tin cups, shattered glass of bottles, and kind of arrow slits to kind of look down,
Starting point is 02:02:47 and you get the sense that there's another staircase going up that has the full stories collapsed. You get the sense with that is probably where the main watchtower portion was. But yeah, it's relative, and you find an old storage area. Rusty metal contained barrels and crates and the like, musty old supplies, not much more than ruin food and drink up there. And med kits, that sort of thing. I will collect the pieces of glass from the broken bottles and then back to the fire to stay.
Starting point is 02:03:19 You do that. Caprice, is there any more killing up there? Killing? Killing. Kindling. Well, I mean, yeah, I'm sure we could make... Yeah, absolutely. Could you bring it down, please? Let me just put down these pieces of glass and I'll be right back. Oh, no, come on, bitch. I'm just wondering, I'll just fuck it and I'll just start going up the stairs.
Starting point is 02:03:39 You managed to get as much kindling as you need to start the fire for many days, and you arrive back down to the fire. Oh. I'm on glass. Cats Mending over the rest of the next few hours. Felix, you're reading, you're looking through the leisure, and it's, you know, that everyone's drinking,
Starting point is 02:04:01 you're reading, you're making notes of things that don't really make any sense to you. You're seeing bits of movements of where the orcs are, the villages, things that look suspicious. You get the sense that they're coordinating with other watchtowers and forts built in Grand. And you see the names of two and two, and then you're looking through and you're like almost nodding off and it's just boring.
Starting point is 02:04:23 And then you see the watchman for a stretch of two weeks. They look familiar. Names you recognize. Private Bradley Furman. Private Virgil Zern. Oh, my God. You get to the good part? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:04:45 It's Furman and Zern. The High General is name. in this book. He was stationed here at a certain point in time. Is there a date? It looks like it was about 40 years ago. Oh my God, it was almost 40 years ago. And it looks like it's towards the end of the book.
Starting point is 02:05:09 It's one of the last entries. They must have been one of the last people to man this tower before it was overtaken again. Isn't Grand Way, Zun almost died? Yeah, I mean, it makes sense. I mean, look outside. Look what we just went through. I think back to my memory, did he say, first of it was Grom, but second, did he mention it was like a snowy pass of some kind? He mentioned that it was a battle where he almost, it was mentioned, right?
Starting point is 02:05:35 I mentioned that it was a battle where he almost died. With orcs. It was rocks. Correct. Maybe they were taking back the tower. Maybe that's the reason they were one of the last watches is the war was actively approaching these watchtowers and they had to abandon. Maybe, but can we learn anything about the, The power that he made a deal.
Starting point is 02:05:55 I mean, probably not. Can you sing Elson's book? Probably with the Raven Queen, no? Like recent along the same time? So, I mean, I would, you know, keep reading the rest of it. It's a sense that it's just, besides the two names you recognize, it's all just standard, boring ledger. They're just doing their due diligence. You get the sense that it was very much, the period where you get the sense that Zern or confirming was writing in.
Starting point is 02:06:23 It was very diligently done more so than others. But just boring. I mean, this isn't a journal. I mean, it's literally just for bookkeeping. I mean, it'd be for the military. It's not, there's really nothing of interest outside of that. Hey, Felix. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:06:42 I mended this glass bottle. Oh. That's very cool, Capri. That's great. Is it anything in it? Again with the puns. Is that anything unique? Oh, is it cool?
Starting point is 02:06:54 Just because it's completely. Just because you could? What do you want to do with it? I figure it's good to have some models. I have a great idea. I'm going to understand with the next few. Let's put some, what's put some watering? The raven sign that you have that was carried by the dude.
Starting point is 02:07:10 Yeah. Could we learn via that sign, anything about that dude and see if it connects up with this legend? I mean, that's a great idea. I don't know if any of the out of character, they have, like, numbers on them or, like, see that there is a number on the back. And there was a report of a shipment, one of the last watches. The shipment didn't arrive.
Starting point is 02:07:33 And it matches up with the number on the back. Pris, you're brilliant. I mean, you're right. It matches like a soldier number. There's like an insignia number. And that person must have been bringing this shipment. I'm just repairing bottles.
Starting point is 02:07:48 I don't know what that means, but keep doing it. And I'm going to type the insignia back in my jacket pocket. You do that. And Ravali is just huddling, warming his one good hand by the fire. And he looks at all of you and says, well, I'll admit, I didn't think you'd make it this far. I mean, we got really, really lucky. Well, it's great you trust us and decided to come with us even with the face of doom and presental death. You guys, you guys are my company.
Starting point is 02:08:25 You make good company yourself. We're not going to leave you hanging. I got a great idea. We'll make you some tea. Do you have it? That bottle. Let's fill it with some melted snow or put some snow in there and melt it over the fire
Starting point is 02:08:37 until it starts boiling. And then we can pour it over some tea leaves if anyone's got it. I'm sure you got some in your pack. I don't. I'm out. Why do you have it at tea? You think if I had tea leaves,
Starting point is 02:08:47 I would just not drink it? Do you think I can get fire on the road? I have some tobacco. I just thought you're trying to lay low and not light any fires. That plus water makes arsenic and it just... Anybody have tea leaves?
Starting point is 02:08:59 Yeah. Do we have tea leaves? You probably would have stymies. You probably have T-L-R-Lew. I have T-Lee-Laves. No, Iris says T-leaves. Iris are told. Oh, no, Iris, would you mind sharing some of your...
Starting point is 02:09:10 No, fuck all. I suppose I could. She would absolutely... She would offer... She would have to be volley. So anyway, tea is made and he takes it, and he reaches to go with a stone. stump to grab it.
Starting point is 02:09:29 Oh, here. You see that his hair is all matted. His face is now kind of calming down or getting less red. The slight tips of his ears from his half-elven heritage are now returning to a fleshy color, a fleshy color, rather than the bright red. Thank you. You have no idea how bad they had I needed this. Sure. I think this might help a little bit too, but if we make some, like, hot, hot, hot.
Starting point is 02:09:59 iPads, you know what I'm talking about. I know Iris has some linen. We can cut that up. We could get it wet. We could put it over the fire. And then we can stick in our boots so that we stay warm. Oh. I know disrespect to the linen. We throw it out before it freezes, Toa.
Starting point is 02:10:17 But at least it keeps our toes warm. Keeps our toes warm. I'm feeling pleasant. Why are you so warm? My ancestors. Hot, bloody. The first ancestors, the first ancestors, founder of the Makani Islands, the great hero, Makkah. He came from the cold mountains of Jakar.
Starting point is 02:10:36 In my ancestors, even before the Goliath set sail on the oceans, this is where they lived. Yeah, so how come you can't do like the lava thing, like the other guy? Because I don't worship some horrifically ancient, elder, evil volcano god. Yeah, but if you worshipped it now, it would be beneficial to everybody with you. Don't you being selfish by not what should begin? It's only the surface temperature of lava is like thousands of degrees. We're ship, we're off, we're ship, we're a ship, we're a... How do you know that?
Starting point is 02:11:08 Oh, I'm... I'm ready to do the... How? What is this surface temperature of love? What is the difference? What kind of question is that? I love it. No, I don't like lava. It destroys... The fact you!
Starting point is 02:11:24 I'm caught. I'm lucky! Luffy! What? Don't be mean to him. I don't like being cold. There's a fire. And I like press the dedication of fire bigger.
Starting point is 02:11:36 Drink more. More drinks. Now him. He has the ideas. Well, I'm glad we were able to do this, but I'm going to tear up some of my pajamas. I bring out some of the summer. We're going to just get them wet, take him outside of the snow and get them wet. We leave first thing in the morning, Rick.
Starting point is 02:11:56 I don't know if I still qualify as. If you view me as a captain anymore, I'm the state on that. But of course we do. Always. You're always not captain. It doesn't matter how many things you lose. You'll always be a captain. And be captain even in death.
Starting point is 02:12:11 You know, I've met a lot of people, a lot of guys, and you'd be surprised what you can do with one hand. What? Wow. I'm being encouraging. Don't talk to the captain that way. I grew up in a whorehouse. Remember?
Starting point is 02:12:26 I know, but still, like, he's a captain. Just a little bit of respect. Even with that, I mean, he's so cool. Have you given much thought to like... He could fight with another hand. That's all I'm saying. Speaking of which, I mean, you feel free to turn me down, but if you wanted to practice any time,
Starting point is 02:12:45 I'd be happy to aspire with you. If we get any down time, I'm going to have to. I want to a choice. Now you start doing some, like, modified push-ups against the wall here on the stone, you know, help build some strength up in your left arm. Yeah. I have really bad knees, so I can't even do girl push-up, so I have to do them against the wall, you know? Then my tits hit them, and it's a real problem.
Starting point is 02:13:07 Why don't you get let's great? Wait, you just... Yeah, no, I'll show you. You just lean against the wall? So I have to, like, I have to, like, lean against the wall, but, like, more like this, and I basically do, like, modified pushers. I'll, yeah, I'll, yeah, I'll work on. I'll work on. Let him rest. He's been through a lot. He... I keep saying that, that's the theme of this episode.
Starting point is 02:13:28 He, you see him pull out. his medallion, the wings of liberty, he looks at a kind of belonging way. I'm sorry, I'm sorry we didn't get to you sooner. It's not your fault. It's a last-ditch effort. The fact that you found me right after I pressed this,
Starting point is 02:13:48 it's fate. I'm the luckiest person on the planet. Who's that spirit? Should we rest here? I think we have to. We need to. I'm exhausted. We need to spend the night. I need to. I'm exhausted.
Starting point is 02:14:03 Like, doubly-so. Give me first watch. Get some rest. I usually stay up late. You want to stay up with me for first watch. Sure. Sure. My pleasure.
Starting point is 02:14:14 All right. I'll look for some quality. I'll take second. You one second. We'll get you up next. I'll take 30. And Irish can see that. All right.
Starting point is 02:14:20 And you've got fourth. She's got four. Why do you think I have fourth? Four. Four. No, wait. With eight hours, we have to take two-hour shifts. This is how we've always done.
Starting point is 02:14:29 And Iris is exempt. Five, two, three, four. I don't know why Iris is. Yeah. We're going to take one together. Why didn't you just leave it? Felix, get some sleep, I'll take first watch. No, you don't have a...
Starting point is 02:14:40 You are busy. You don't have a hand in this, wait. I've got more bottles. It's fine. I've got some stunning to do. I'd like to pour over the leisure more. There's things I just need to do. It's okay.
Starting point is 02:14:52 I don't mind doing it. Okay. And, you know, I'll say, talk to Caprice a little bit. That's fine. You're welcome to join us. I was going to just talk to Caprice a little bit while everybody got some rest. to, you know, some things.
Starting point is 02:15:04 I would take for a fortune. Thank you. Oh, speaking of witch. And I'll walk over to Caprice and just, like, put a hand on his shoulder up here. Hey. Just, um, I don't know. I can't really keep a knife on you this time. I'm not really tired doing that.
Starting point is 02:15:22 I'll be all right. We're all right. I think the threat is gone. No, I meant your dreams. Oh, oh. Well, that happened last night. I know we're not supposed to keep secrets from each other, but I totally stayed up all night watching you sleep,
Starting point is 02:15:36 just to make sure you okay. I don't know if you had a good night's sleep or not, but you seem like you were okay, so I snooze for like two hours. I mean, I will do that again if you want me to, but... You get some rest. I'll be all right. Just let me know if you just scream or something.
Starting point is 02:15:53 I'll try. I'm keeping my. You get it. You just hold down to that. I thought you were too mean for it. Fell and chat. Did I actually spit on you? I start tapping your skull.
Starting point is 02:16:16 Good on. Get some sleep. Come on, everybody. We should get some rest. Once everybody's settling down, I'm going to open up my spellbook and turn it to Caprice and say, hey, look, check it out.
Starting point is 02:16:28 It's a spokesman. You got me. I got it in the book. Oh, you actually did the copy pasta. And I roll out the piece that part of me gave me. and there's nothing on it. It's just blank. I got to ask, though, is there a reason you pick this spell?
Starting point is 02:16:45 I mean, there was a bin of a whole bunch of them, and I just sort of, you know... Do you know what this does? I can't read that, no. It's some sort of abjuration magic. It's a banishment spell. It takes beams from one plane and moves them to another plane. Oh. I think that this might have some use, especially.
Starting point is 02:17:08 against the things that we've already seen. And I mean, I haven't tried it. I've studied it. I've taken it apart and we put it back together. But there's a chance that this works against Buffy. Oh, yeah? I mean, obviously, this thing is very powerful. And this is just some sort of a spell that you found on a scroll
Starting point is 02:17:26 and some dusty shop. But, but I mean, logistically, logically, if you work it out and you take it apart, I mean, all the pieces are there. The shopkeeper was very adamant about it. And it was definitely an expensive scroll. That thing does not belong on this plane. And banishment. Get rid of it.
Starting point is 02:17:44 There's a certain alliteration to it. I like it. I just don't know. I don't know why you picked this. I don't know. But I think there's something here. You think we have a shot? Honestly, no.
Starting point is 02:17:57 No, I don't. Because I've never seen anything like this in my entire life. But something, it just says something to me that whether this man, handed Caprice the speller. Caprice, it picked him, I don't know. Call it fate. Call it hope. I don't know. But we have to do, we have to do something. We have to. And it's like all the pieces are right here. And we just got to figure out how to put them together. I think we'll learn a lot more once we'll get to Moabukai. Maybe they'll be able to help us. Maybe they'll tell us to go home or they'll kill us on site. that's a lot of different in ifs this is some extreme potentials is that what I was trying to It's our only shot
Starting point is 02:18:44 Of course Of course And I'm hoping that we can make peace With whatever civilization We come into contact with Because we don't mean anybody harm We're here to do good And I know that
Starting point is 02:18:58 Zentra hasn't had the best Relations with other People's But we can change that. But all I know is that I want to find some demon or some devil, and I want to try this. I want to try this. I think we can do it. This could be a useful tool.
Starting point is 02:19:18 Should we test it first? Can you do it more than once? Sure. I mean, yeah, I could cast it more than one time. But, you know, unless I'm absolutely certain that the thing that I'm casting it on doesn't belong on this plane, you know, well, even then, I guess I wouldn't know. work. It just says, well, I mean, the idea is that they would just have to find a new way back to this plane. And maybe for something as strong as Baffim that he would just come right back. But the fact that we had to kill Moloch to bring him here in the first place, that's not just a walk
Starting point is 02:19:48 across the street. I didn't realize that it did that. Don't cast that on me for the duration, all right? I would never, I would never harm you in any way. Are you worried it's going to send you to the nine hells? Well, I mean, I think I'm up this plane, but he's always a chance. But he was born here. He was born on you were born in a ventures. Still got the blood, though. Just what they say?
Starting point is 02:20:12 I would never. I would never. Yeah, I think. And birth of us. Sure. Although I'm pretty sure that one time, you fucking charmed me. And I haven't forgotten about that.
Starting point is 02:20:24 Yeah, I did. You can get me back. You owe me one? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe.
Starting point is 02:20:32 Maybe. is the fall of Steph Skyout art Oh welcome And then I guess for the duration of our watch I would just chat and We'll probably end up talking about abyssal for the duration I would still be trying to hammer out my abyssal I want to fucking learn this goddamn language
Starting point is 02:20:49 That's lots of Is everyone's asleep and it's just the three of you You two and Ravale Ravale just doesn't look like he's Has any interest in sleeping He's a half elf So I don't even know how that works, but... I think they don't know how they sleep.
Starting point is 02:21:06 I think they sleep. I think they sleep. They sleep. Yeah, they sleep. He's just now. I mean, I mean, he doesn't look very tired. And he looked as you're all kind of getting ready to go to sleep. I'll wake up to the others.
Starting point is 02:21:23 You guys get some sleep early. Yeah, all right. You know, I think I'm getting the hang of this language. If I can nail abyssal, you got to start teaching me infernal. it's pretty much the same thing only upside down and inside out we'll get there I guess all right are you sure you're gonna be alright I don't need sleep just wake up toa if anything you know you feel a little uneasy
Starting point is 02:21:48 just wake up toa yeah for sure all right oh and if you get cold you can you're asleep what was that urgent I'm gonna give the fire like one more stoke and like pressing the vegetation and fuel and kind of like roll over And just lay down. You lay down, and Felix, you drift off to sleep, and Caprice, you feel like you're doing the same. In my mind, I'm composing, like, the alphabet of infertile in, like, the style of muzzie. Oh, I love that.
Starting point is 02:22:25 And as you're drifting off, Kaprizzini, you feel like you're finally on the precipice of sleep, And then suddenly you get a feel a boot press to your face. And as you're awoken, you look, you look up and you see Rivali and he says, don't go to sleep. Caprice. I was half unconscious, but I heard everything that you were talking about. Everything with the devil. Mm-hmm. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 02:23:01 I saw my entire band of comrades. slaughtered by devils. And if there's some chance that you get puppeted, possessed, and turn against this, I will not hesitate to kill you. Do you understand that? Even with this arm. Holy fuck. I'm sorry I went to sleep there. I'm going to sleep. He places the cup down, and he settles him. I face on his defamation and say, just read Josh Guzhi. I'll be awake for a while. I'll be awake for a while. longer. And so you see Rivali slump over and you hear him like fucking and he kind of is drooling as his black hair is a bit longer and shaggier.
Starting point is 02:24:00 And as you are trying to, as you're trying to struggle to go to sleep. Yeah, feeling a little intimidated. You're feeling a little intimidated. You're feeling unsure. You feel wide awake. You look at everyone feeling sleeping peacefully. And you look at the door. And you feel like you should stand. You're called to the door. You should leave.
Starting point is 02:24:39 Every fiber of your being is telling you that you need to get out of here. I will initially see if I can resist this feeling and attempt to pull the blanket over myself and turn away from the door. You turn and you pull the blanket over. And as you're trying to ignore it, you feel it, pulling you. Pit of your stomach. Look back and feel like it's calling to you.
Starting point is 02:25:19 You will stand. I will attempt to go over and wake her to. You step forward. And reach down. And you put your hand on Herja. You shake. Shake. Shake.
Starting point is 02:26:03 She is soft, soundly asleep. Hey, hey, Arja? Hey. Can I wake up or not? She is dead asleep. And you now realize the fire is crackling in the corner. And you feel like you don't hear it. I pinch myself.
Starting point is 02:26:34 It hurts. Look around and you hear the slight soft snoring of Rivali. You hear the breathing. As you look back and you see the metal door, it's calling to you. I will. Say in your name without talking. Everybody, it's the Yeti's brother. Nope.
Starting point is 02:27:07 You are making a massive commotion. Five. I will make sure that I have my V-O with me and that I'm, I'll look at my comrades and Gravioli and I'll walk over to the door and I will push it in the direction that it swings open if I can. Swings outward. You reach, and you remember toe-head, all of his strength to pry to pry. open you feel the door as your hand is reaching forward it grabbed onto the latch and as soon as you turn it you push it open effortlessly it swings open you look outside and you feel like you're hit by a
Starting point is 02:28:03 blast of wind but you don't feel cold at all and you feel like you're being called outside I'll take one last look inside the watchtower all along the watchtower I'll whisper to myself and then I will walk outside into the snow you step outside
Starting point is 02:28:28 and as you look around you see the darkness there's no moon it's there's a slight white of the snow and the dark clouds
Starting point is 02:28:43 and the wind is whipping your long hair around. But you don't feel a bit of cold. You feel comfortable. You feel cold. And you look to the right where you came. You see the bit of the horn from around the bend of where you had slain the Yeti. But you're not cold there. You look to the left past the guard tower. You see a very narrow bit of snow-covered ledge it seemed to go along the mountain further up. You feel like
Starting point is 02:29:22 it's calling you. And you hear the wind now. But it's not howling and cacophonous. It's just slight... And you feel like you hear your name. Caprice. Caprice. Caprice. It's... You feel compelled This was fine when you just showed up. I'll start to make my way and follow the voice up through this narrow path. You follow and you walk along and although it's snow and it should be slippery and you should have to balance and maybe a gust would take you.
Starting point is 02:30:03 You walk very easily step by step alongside this cliff face going up into the mountains. until you're standing at a very small ledge, and there's a sheer drop-off, hundreds, maybe thousands of feet below you, as the wind whips all around you, and you feel a pole, that same pole, the light wind. Now, coming from above, caprice, caprice, caprice, as you look up and you see far up, hundreds of feet, tiny outcropping near the very top of this mountain that you're standing on. You see that that's where you have to be. That's where you need to be.
Starting point is 02:30:57 But you can't climb there. But you need to get there. I start to fly using my bow's ability to fly up to the top of the cleft face. As you play this tune, once again, it feels like you're in an intimate, small, uh, Small dining room as you're playing this, like you had done plenty of times, as the music fills you, you feel yourself getting lifted up. You fly upwards, and the peak of the mountain, the very tip, is getting closer and closer. And you see this small platform ahead that seems to look, seems to face south, and is covered in snow. and you land
Starting point is 02:32:01 as you feel the crunch of the snow beneath you. The wind is howling all around you, but it's not unpleasant. And you see that you look down and there is a corpse. Preserved,
Starting point is 02:32:18 decomposing, but still preserved. Three harpies. Dead, some covered in ice. Strange feathers around them. Strange wooden feet. that is half buried in snow. You see some wings, some talons all gyrated around the very near peak of the mountain. But on the very edge of the ledge seems to be totally covered in snow.
Starting point is 02:32:50 You see the top of something made of stone. And it seems to be just the very, very top, a crown, just the crown of something, seemed to be fully almost submerged in stone, a submerge in stone. a submerge in snow, and you feel the need that you need to dig this out. I'm not cold. I'll just make sure that my view all is secure and safe underneath my arm, and I'll immediately start to work my way as quickly as I can through this mound of snow to see if I can unearth some trick or I'm expecting to, for lack of better word, see my paper.
Starting point is 02:33:38 You begin to dig, and it's, calls you, caprice, caprice, caprice. You begin to dig and dig and suddenly you feel what you have to, you're clawing and you have to, you're, and you're, and you're, as we realize, you're uncovering a statue. And almost the, the fervor that you feel to get rid of the snow, you're shoving it off, it's falling thousands of feet down below as you stand on this precipice, completely bathed in the wind. As you grab, a pile of pile of snow until standing in front of you is a statue, a stone statue of a humanoid shape. It seems to be statuesque, muscular, and man.
Starting point is 02:34:34 You see as down in its legs seem to end in it. clawed bird-like talents where feet would be. You see that muscular legs rise up to another muscular torso to two arms, claw-tipped hands are arranged, one in a grasping motion, the right hand up, the left hand down. You look up as a muscular, chest past that you see a pair of wings rising to the sky,
Starting point is 02:35:19 another pair of wings pointing down to the earth below. And you then look up, you see a bird-like head on this humanoid body, a sharp, jagged, feral beak, and sits in the level of eyes staring back at you. You look down as you step back, and you see the base of the statue are three sets of abyssal letters. And you can read it. It's the same word repeated three times. Pazuzu.
Starting point is 02:36:01 No! Pazuzu. Has, um... Has more than ten minutes gone by? Uh, I would say no. And suddenly, you feel like you should be here. You, and then suddenly once you read, Pizzou, Pizzou, Pizzou, Pizzu, Pizzu,
Starting point is 02:36:37 suddenly you realize you're standing at the top of the mountain. You are absolutely freezing as the wind is howling all around you. You are frigid, you're shaking. You realize now that you're thousands of feet up. What do you know? Do I see the statue? The statue is still standing there, but the snow begins the decoompson.
Starting point is 02:37:00 Where I still have my veal and... Yep. If I can, can I still fly? Yeah. I immediately attempt to fly back down to the watchtower as quickly as I can. You fly, you're rushing. The wind is howling all around you. You're freezing cold as you almost get blown around,
Starting point is 02:37:27 not smash into the rock, but you barely able to make it. You reach down and takes all of your strength, several attempts to pry the door open. It closes behind you with a loud slam. as it laches into place. And the fire is crackling. Hear your friend's breathing. Look down.
Starting point is 02:37:51 You're damp with snow. I've run over to the fire. Guys? Your second one? Well, we were supposed to wake up tall, but no one did. You say it and you're not sure. No one wakes up immediately. Dada?
Starting point is 02:38:23 Toa, you feel, you hear your name as you're jolted awake. Hey, man? Toa, Toa. Are you okay? No, he wasn't Felix supposed to wake me up. He went to sleep. Why, do I see that he's soaking? He's very cold, you see that he's damp with snow, his hair is all strewn about.
Starting point is 02:38:47 Why are you wicked? I just, I just woke up up on the top of the mountain. I just woke up upstairs, uh, up outside. Why did you go outside? They could be Yetis. I felt cold, Toa. Felix? Felix? No, no, what? What? What, what? What's all? What's up? Who's up? Hey, did Revali? You... Tell Felix what you just told me? I just woke up at the top of the mountain.
Starting point is 02:39:18 Caprice, we went to bed. What do you mean when... No, no, no, no, I felt cold. I went through... I walked outside. I felt like I couldn't not. I tried to week you guys up, and I could not. Stop! Stop! Stop! You're wet. You're outside? You were willing, really went outside. I wasn't cold at the time. I thought I was in a dream. I was at the top of the mountain.
Starting point is 02:39:36 There's a statue up there, and there's a button. There's three names up there at the top of the statue. You went all the way up to the top of the mountain. I flew up there, yeah. Okay, all right. And what did you find? There's a statue. There's a birdman statue with six eyes at the top.
Starting point is 02:39:56 The chain, is that the chain? Just give me more, describe it better. Give me more. Can you draw it? I can do you one better. Can you take me up there? I'll use major image to recreate in the center of the room, the statue, with these three panels, but I will leave the panels to land in front of them. Guys, wake up, come on, guys.
Starting point is 02:40:16 Hold on, we got to get them up. We're going to wake everyone up. All right, all right, all right. Can you take me up there? Can you get us? You said you had to fly? Yeah, I'd have to rest again before. I am.
Starting point is 02:40:28 Where are going? All right, everybody just took me. Take a deep breath. I remember what we talked about last night? I take a glance at Ravali Hall. Yeah. The other night, I just had a, it seemed to sort of a kind of,
Starting point is 02:40:43 maybe sort of a little bit of a dream, and I was walking outside. I walked outside, and I felt totally fine, and then I was flying, and I went to the top of the mountain, and then I found, my voice, my voice came to me. It started asking for me, and I uncovered in snow
Starting point is 02:41:00 this, this statue right here, it was, what, it was at the top of the mountain? I don't know if it's still there if I'm just fucking crazy. What is that? And that statue, as you've recreated, is exactly as you remember it. No. What is missing? I left
Starting point is 02:41:16 out what is written on, uh, well, you know, I had, there's this other time, uh, that I had a sort of kind of different dream. Uh, uh, there was, There were three names written in Abyssal.
Starting point is 02:41:31 I thought maybe it was connected to the fact that we had had our whole conversation about abyssal just before sleeping, but it didn't feel like I was making it up in my brain. Three names. The same name three times. And it's a name. You're sure it's a name. It's not a word in Abyssal that I know. Don't repeat it. That's what I'm not doing right now.
Starting point is 02:41:53 Don't write it down. Not even like the first time. Don't. Is that the name of the broken dog? It has to be. Can you take me up to the statue? Can you take us up there? I'm freezing my ass off right now.
Starting point is 02:42:08 I mean, I don't know if we can be able to climb it. I had to fly. I had to fly. We can destroy it. We can destroy it. Something like that can't exist. How the hell did you not freeze to death up there? Until I sort of snapped out of it and realized I was where I was.
Starting point is 02:42:25 I was immune, man. You feeling okay now? Well, I'm feeling a little bit warmer and a little less freaked out. Now that you guys were awake, man, I shouted out for you guys. I really tried not to go, not to go. It should help, and I'll put my cloak of whatever. We've got to keep you warm. A really, really big problem.
Starting point is 02:42:49 Because the problem is, and it's not that I don't trust you, but now you know its name. And you know what it wants you to do. And if push comes to shove, and you get yourself into a really bad position, none of us can stop you from saying the name. Maybe it was all a dream. Maybe there's no statue. We have to see it to be sure.
Starting point is 02:43:09 Caprice, can you point out to me where it is? Is it within view? Can you point to it? Even if it's distant? Well, it's about two or three minutes of flying time at the max speed. I'll hold him to the door. I will step outside with him. Can you see that sheer cliff?
Starting point is 02:43:27 You can't climb up that, can you? It's not visible from where you are. It's not past that across the ledge far, far, far up. Hundreds of feet that way. Is there a peak? Can I see sort of generally where it is? He can point in the direction that was on the southern peak far off. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:43:44 How many hundreds? Well, you do the math. I mean, I'm probably maybe two, two and a half minutes of dashing, flying as fast as I could. I mean, I was really... Damn it. I could get up, zero. Would you... I might be able to get up, but I would be able to get back.
Starting point is 02:44:00 It'll be a death sentence if you go up there. Damn it. Damn it. Damn it to hell. Let me try. Let me try. Just give me a minute. I will go into my pack and I will take my four animal figurines and I'll try to get a sense of the north, south, east, and west.
Starting point is 02:44:21 And I will place Rocky the Red Boar at the north, Hikina, the White Moa to the east, Tonga, the Blue, turtle to the south. Come O'Hana, the black shark to the west. And I'll kneel down and I'll say, spirits, you feel free, if you're still with me. Ancestors, can you show me? Can you show me anything? Show me what you see.
Starting point is 02:44:46 And I will attempt to cast clairvoyance. How does that work? In the general, so I'll read it to you. And it doesn't work, it doesn't work. I create an invisible sensor within range, which is a mile. Wow. Fuck yeah
Starting point is 02:45:01 In a familiar place A place we've visited or seen before Or in an obvious location that is unfamiliar to you He's behind the door, around a corner or in a grovee trees So I'm shooting for like on that peak that he pointed at If it's beyond, that's fine, it can fail So like no, you know, whatever
Starting point is 02:45:20 And then I can choose seeing or hearing I'm going to choose seeing And A creature that can see the sensor sees the luminous and tangible orb about the size of my fist, but instead of seeing an orb, they will see, basically, it is
Starting point is 02:45:37 a spirit that shows up there, and I'm kind of seeing through the spirit side. So you're just, like, aiming for the general location. Right. Okay. You can't read inferral, right? You... Thank fucking God.
Starting point is 02:45:52 You... You... The busy. You... You place it all. And then you be able to... to channel your spiritual energy. And the winds are to whip around you,
Starting point is 02:46:05 north, south, east, west. And as it blows, it feels good, but then the wind, it feels the warm, pleasant breeze. But then suddenly you feel hot, scorching desert-like winds, hotter than that. As it burns your skin, and you feel darkness. You feel darkness as
Starting point is 02:46:30 suddenly your vision shifts around and you see snow and the clouds and the wind whipping around. You look around and you see a peak and you see a small ledge and it's completely covered in snow. I don't see anything. As the wind is whipping all around.
Starting point is 02:46:52 I see a ledge of snow. Feet and feet of snow. Is it the right spot? Do we know? We don't have any way to know. It was a shot in the dark. It could have been a different spot. It's entirely possible. If you want to draw it, you got like seven minutes left here on this guy.
Starting point is 02:47:06 I don't know how long that ritual would take it for you to... Let me see how long I take this. It's major a minute. The position might be important. I'll do my best to like sketch it and take lots of notes about what he's major image. I'm not like a drawer for the most part of an artist, but I will take lots of notes about what you've done. Look, I'm not doubting you. I believe that you believe you saw what you saw.
Starting point is 02:47:31 But... To what end? Right. Without any of us able to confirm. I mean, this is helpful. If this is a thing that exists, if this is real, and you saw some name. Remember, we all had that sort of kind of shared sort of experience when we were in the timeless gardeny zone? Yes.
Starting point is 02:47:53 Why did it call to you, though? Why did it tell its name to you? Well, this could be an illusion. I mean, I'm not saying that I couldn't. be being manipulated. Normally, you know, who shows up and is very direct, but... As soon as he says that, I'm going
Starting point is 02:48:09 to center myself and cast divine sense to scout any celestial fiends or undead, and I'm going to just kick open the door too and just kind of look outside. Kick open and look, and the wind is howling and snow is blowing in and an end. You've sensed nothing. I'll come back in
Starting point is 02:48:25 and close the door. Well, she... I don't sense her here. She's... She was here at any point. She's got... now. All right. One more time. We're going to go through from the beginning. All right. You were asleep? I was on the precipice asleep, and then I thought I was still awake. Okay. And then I just sort of felt the door. Kind of like when you need to eat, and you're hungry. Why didn't you wake us? So I immediately went over to Herja, and shaking her, didn't wake up. Right.
Starting point is 02:49:01 Then I stood up and I was like, maybe someone will. So I started clapping and yelling that there was a second Yeti. Sure, sure. None of you woke up. And then you left. You went outside. Then I got my things together and I walked and sort of open the door. Okay.
Starting point is 02:49:18 And you know how that door is open. I just like tapped it and it swung open. No problem. Sure, sure. Then what? No cold. I didn't feel anything. I just don't.
Starting point is 02:49:30 Like continuing, and it wasn't around the horn over here. It was up, up this narrow passage. But when I reached a point where I couldn't continue on foot, I, well, I used my magics to get up there because I figured, you know what, let's not hesitate on the surprise. Let's just fucking go, and I went up there, and then, you know, the rest. And then the statue was just there? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:49:55 Well, it was buried under snow. It was buried. Yeah. How did you get it out? I uncovered it with my hands. I wiped it all away. How long did that take you? Well, in the moment, it felt like almost no time at all, but it's a tall statue.
Starting point is 02:50:10 Did you hear any voices or maybe you got covered in a show tour? I heard a voice I thought kind of in my back of my mind and say my name. Did it sound like her? No. It sounded. I think maybe it's been quite a couple days. maybe you just maybe it was a dream
Starting point is 02:50:33 I was a nightmare and you were asleep walking out in snow and you fell and you came back in I'm not doubting you but I'm kind of a toe on this one we've all been having crazy dreams especially you
Starting point is 02:50:44 and that doesn't mean that it doesn't hold some sort of merit it doesn't mean that there's not something real there but it might not have been real I'm open to that possibility if that's the case I just woke you guys up about a good old fashioned nightmare
Starting point is 02:50:56 that's okay that's fine we can all be adults all be adults Right. Even if it was just a nightmare, I can't believe that it was nothing. I agree. I think that it holds some weight.
Starting point is 02:51:09 I think that there's some merit there. But he cannot tell any of us this name. He can't. I'm putting my foot down on this one. You can't tell anyone, no matter how much we beg and plead. And we don't have any way to protect you from that knowledge. It's in your brain now.
Starting point is 02:51:24 Two things. One, I definitely have spent some magical energy tonight. I slept, walked, and dug and flew. I can't do it again. I can try, and it's not there. So I've done something. That's real, at least.
Starting point is 02:51:41 Okay. Also, think about what you're going to do if you find yourself in that same dream. If this is for real and we're starting to feel shared things, then you guys might be next. Go to sleep and don't have that experience. You know, I think I'm going to stay up. Why don't the rest of you go to sleep?
Starting point is 02:52:01 Fuck, I don't know how I'm going to go back to sleep. It was a nightmare. Just go back to sleep. I think it's best if two people stay up so that if anything happens again, and you feel, one of us fucking feels compelled to go back out there for whatever reason. At least we got eyes on each other. Can we blockade this door anyway? It was latched. It was. Most of all it was in here.
Starting point is 02:52:26 I think double guard is the way to go. Yeah, here's just much. If Peyton could stand in front of it. I guess. I should have woken you up. Ravali told us to get some sleep, and I listened, and I should have just woken you up, and it was my fault. Weird.
Starting point is 02:52:38 You can alarm by original, right? Yeah. What if you just set an alarm on the door, but don't... Nobody. Nobody can get through. Right. I'll be alerted if anybody goes through. It's a great argument.
Starting point is 02:52:49 That's really smart. And you see Rivali's eyes kind of linger on you suspiciously and then go back to Felix. I'll do that. It'll only take me a few minutes, and I'll set to it immediately. And I'll try to do a couple of... Anywhere I think there might be a way to get out if if anyone crosses that threshold It will wake it will make an audible alarm God it will not be mental. It will be all got it
Starting point is 02:53:11 Got it Okay, uh, Peyton can't fit inside swatched her right? Uh, probably not so she's outside because can I like have like have a park and like like she's mad she's mad at Yeah And she's also uh, moscow. I'm gonna have her like I'm telepathically communicating to her if she had like wandered off and slept somewhere else but have her like lay down right in front of the door until I tell her to get. She does and you hear the as she kind of leans against the thud and she drops
Starting point is 02:53:37 down. All right. It's done. I'm going to try to just shut my eyes for a little bit. Are we all alright? No one get yourself killed. Anyone feels any cold. It's not going to be good.
Starting point is 02:53:52 It's more likely to get yourself killed than otherwise. If it was a sound thing, the next time just like kick me in the nuts or something. You're good. Okay. Well, yeah, you know, my lady cards. Oh, all right. Do you mind if I hold on to this until I wake up?
Starting point is 02:54:09 Oh, yeah, yeah, absolutely. For sure. That's fine. Good night. Good night. You're going to lean back and he leans down and falls asleep. You wake me up at a moment's notice. All right.
Starting point is 02:54:22 All right. Good night. Good night. Yorke. I attempt to sleep. You actually do manage to fall asleep. Oh my God What are you?
Starting point is 02:54:33 I'm sitting I guess I'll take them legally and I'll play very quietly Dun-d-d-dun-d-dun-d-dun-dum Dun-d-d-dun-d-dum-tum There must be some sort of way out of heat And said the choker to the feet
Starting point is 02:54:53 There must be some full of confusion I can't get nobody Traditional Macanay Isle It's very tropical It's actually Very like I'm like totally swoop
Starting point is 02:55:11 But I'm like You're just trying to like You're the loud creek All the long All the long You all along You all You all take your watch
Starting point is 02:55:26 And then third watch It all passes And you're spooked. You feel that you're hearing noises, but it's just the sound of an old watchtower. You wake up version. Is it time?
Starting point is 02:55:47 I'm going to get in the most uncomfortable position. I'll probably stand and lean against the wall just to like make sure that I don't fall asleep. I'm like, I'm exhausted. You're very tired. You're very tired. You keep your watch. You're watching Caprice intently. He seems to be sleeping peacefully.
Starting point is 02:56:04 And then eventually the two hours pass. Do your fourth watch? I think you're sorry. She's third. I'm going to wake up. Hey, Luft. It's about time. It's a lot.
Starting point is 02:56:19 Oh, yeah. I don't know if this helps at all. I kind of forgot about it, but, you know, weapon of warning, if anything comes to that 30 feet. Just stick around Dakota. I'm trying not to knot off. I've got it. I'll take out my. See.
Starting point is 02:56:44 Take out your steam. and you're down some wine or whatever else you care to enjoy and the two hours pass I know that dawn has probably come you see the bits
Starting point is 02:56:57 of the the howling of the wind through the the the scaps and the stone has dissipated a little bit it's not quite as cold and you feel like whatever kind of storm was raging on this mountain has dissipated a little bit
Starting point is 02:57:11 as light seems to peek through the cracks morning returns to ground. I'll toss a couple more things into the fire and just wait for people to kind of wake up. Everyone wakes up and enjoys long rest. Hallelujah. Recover one level of exhaustion.
Starting point is 02:57:32 Is that how that works? Yes, just one. Just one. So because it says requires food and drink, I will set up like a pot in the mineral and just take some rations out and start to make some like soups and whatnot just to help. I don't sleep in, but I am still the last week.
Starting point is 02:57:48 I'm going to check my spouse and do some rearrangement because I'm worried about my buddy complete. I'm going to banish him. I'm going to let him get rid of banish me. Be quiet on my watch, everybody else, okay? I slept like a baby. I didn't have any dreams except the usual one. Well, not the usual one. It's genius. is hell up there.
Starting point is 02:58:13 I think I was just creaking in the watchtown. We should get going. Is everyone feeling as well as they can? Still not 100%, but... Because there's another nap, but I know we don't have time. We don't have time. We should go. You got to keep moving.
Starting point is 02:58:31 Do you know what? I mean, I suppose you haven't taken this path before, have you? No. I didn't even know it existed. Well... So thanks to that half-length. The orc. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 02:58:44 We're orcling. For or a workling. Well, let's see if there's a path that makes our way down the other side of this mountain. As quick as we can. Let's go. I'd like to get away from here pretty hastily. You make your way, and the blizzard, the storm around you at the top of this mountain has let up a lot. It's still very cold, but the path down on the other side is actually, it's still treacherous, but not as treacherous.
Starting point is 02:59:13 You don't get attacked by Yeties. There's no avalanches. And I just need everyone to make one more Constitution saving throw at disadvantage. As you make your way down and you spend the entire day... Plus three. Scaling... Iris had with her with my thing... Yep.
Starting point is 02:59:28 Yes, she'd be stressed. Nice job. That was too bad. It's unfortunately... Is he straight with my clothes or does it not matter? Oh, yeah, no. Because she's holding it and you guys are going on that. That's going to be a...
Starting point is 02:59:39 Two-16s, y'all. One in 400. Three nacks and 20s today. That's about you. Can I twist viruses? Yeah, let's blow a twist. What do we think the... He's exhausted as fuck.
Starting point is 02:59:50 My guess is the DC is going to be a 16 or 17. I forgot where you left off. It's going to be up there. If I should twist. I have 14. That's going to fail. Let's switch it. If you're hurting for exhaustion points, twist it.
Starting point is 03:00:03 I'm at one right now, so like... Still, you don't want. I would prefer me. No, yeah, that's not good. Okay, that's better. Thank you, North Watch. Oh, man. Thank you.
Starting point is 03:00:12 Thank you. Thank you, North Watch. Oh, you the best. Oh, you the best. So what's the lowest we got? Shut up! 17. Okay.
Starting point is 03:00:19 Oh, got. Very nice. Thank you. 17 was the DC. Okay. As you all managed to, despite being exhausted and spooked and everything that's happened, you spend an entire day making your way down. And touching down to the foothills where the wind is just slight.
Starting point is 03:00:44 and it's cool, but pleasant. You see once again stretching amber planes. As you realize, at that tower, when dawn arrived, you could see the entirety of Grand. You could see far off in the distance, a massive, massive wall that seemed to loop around with great gates, with roads going all around,
Starting point is 03:01:08 the village is on the inside and out, far, far, far off in the distance, another mountain range. and Ravali points out and says That's Moworkai At the edge The edge of the mountains We may be able to beat them yet
Starting point is 03:01:26 That wall should slow them down at the very least Do you see any sign of them? I don't think they made it around On the north side of the range yet We've made a good time I wouldn't say it was that good But we moved quickly and I'm getting some serious deja vu when we last approached a city with you
Starting point is 03:01:46 in order to stop a horrible horde from assaulting the walls of that their civilization. Some things never change. Let's make sure this is the last. Yeah. Yeah. Well done.
Starting point is 03:01:58 Wings of Liberty. And you eventually arrive back down as the... It's like being at sea for an incredibly long amount of time and stepping on solid ground, being off of the elevation. You have to take some time to disorient.
Starting point is 03:02:14 You manage to... You can't. very close to the mountain range and get another long rest. And you begin to travel. Oh, okay. You begin to travel on a long journey as you see villages of,
Starting point is 03:02:31 you see villages of works, and you try to stay away from civilization. And luckily, there are large rocks and dips in valleys. The terrain not dissimilar to the Stout Main Highlands, where you had the first, encountered Kirsteim. But these are, you see the rolling
Starting point is 03:02:51 farmland, great, great, verdant fields, and you're used to orcs being raiders and pillagers. Having them have farms and marching around in regiment doesn't seem quite like them, but it seems to be a level
Starting point is 03:03:06 of calm. But once again, the watchful hawks still soar overhead. And eventually you make it to a road. You can see far, you haven't seen anything, no sign of life. It seems as if there are some motions heading towards the walls as towns begin to evacuate.
Starting point is 03:03:26 As you know that the, that Kargash had said, the outer kingdom was being, much of it was being evacuated to the inner kingdom behind the great walls. And you begin to take this opportunity. Ravali suggests to take the road. And you begin to make, your way as you reach a patch where it's quite treacherous and quite shaky. And the terrain is
Starting point is 03:03:54 very rough and uneven. And even Peyton kind of is slipping with her dexterous ability. And you see that this would definitely be rough terrain for carts, despite it being a road, for carts and vehicles to be. And you see bits, a barrel that had rolled off of a cart, bits of grain, a sack of grain. And you see bits of metal. And Hersia, there's something that catches your eye. A bit of metal as you turn around the bend that seems to be,
Starting point is 03:04:23 look like an axe sticking up out of the earth. It looks vaguely familiar. You immediately run over to it. And as you all stop and you're around helping her to pull this axe out, you see, this is looks familiar. It's unmistakable. You look around.
Starting point is 03:04:45 This is unmistakably. The craftsmanship. And you see, the sigil of anvil and arms. Anvil and alms, as you see an axe made by Torvald Anvilheart.
Starting point is 03:04:59 And as you're all looking around, you're distracted, and you hear a low growl in a lower. And you look around, and you realize you're surrounded. Mounting huge
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