Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 36 | Unnatural Law: Part 2

Episode Date: February 26, 2025

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Hey man, welcome to the legends of a ventress. I'm Tawakomanoi, and you're listening to Beneath Thark Wings. Here's basically what happened last time. You enter this city. You get the scent of saffron in the air. You are going to love it here. Things are perfect. It seems pretty nice.

Does it? You are here. Because Lotus said that she saw your arrival in the blossom. and she sees all. Now that you are trusted by the war chief, and we are in this sacred grove, not even the powerful magics of Virgil Zern can peer through this veil.

I can tell you where you will be going and how you will be saving us from baffement, the rod of seven parts, re-forge into the rod of law. You mean to tell me that you have, in your current possession right now, six of the seven pieces? Yes, of course.

And do you know exactly where the last piece is? I do. The servant of the Eternal Blossom is a traveler of the plains. The plane of chaos limbo. It is held in a place that cannot be traversed by fiends, by celestials, by dragons, elementals, aberrations. Only humanoids. Did you, uh, did you?

Yeah, I heard it. Yeah. Hey, how are you? I am so good. How are you? I'm fine, I guess. What's your name? Did you not introduce me? My name is Hiaki. Hizaki, pardon me.

Hezaki. Hizaki. It's nice to meet you, Hizaki. Can I respond to you telepathically or do you speak? Yes, of course you can. Oh. We won't be able to hear each other in limbo. In their heads?

No, there'd be horrible chaos all around us. Of course. So we need to communicate... So we need to communicate like this? Yes, exactly right. Can you guys hear me when I think my thoughts in my head? Yes. We're all connected now.

Oh, this is really weird. You see as this massive creature glides over to looming. It is a huge creature. And despite it being so massive, it moves with elegance and grace. And you see it land. But as it lands, you see that the grass parts slightly. but never actually touches the ground as it hovers a mere inch above. How do we go forward? How do we get there?

You all get on my back. Please don't read my mind. All of us? All right. I already am. Whoa. How old are you? How older than you can imagine. What are you?

I get on its back. You climb up. And as you grab onto its main, you hear the voice in your head say, well, I'm a Kieran, of course. I will follow Iris, wordlessly. I'm just going along. I'll hop on.

I'll hop on too. I'll get immediately on. Are you all ready? Yeah. Yes. Miha. Let's go. So a few things first.

We hope this will be a safe flight for Liffel. The exits are all around you, but if you do exit the Kieran, you will be torn apart in the elemental chaos. Okay, that's good to know. Fantastic. We'll stay. So we'll stay on your back and we'll be fine. And the chaos around the citadel is quite treacherous, swirling elements and horrible creatures all around.

There are about three paths that we can take. One is the one that's quickest is the most treacherous. The one that is the shortest, the one that is the quickest, the most treacherous, the one that is the safest, but that's all a relative term, is going to, still is going to take us the longest. And then there's another pathway that is about a little bit in between. What do you want me to do? I'm voting for the Goldilocks path. What do you guys play? We have time. I don't think we need to rush this. I'm not sure what the time flow is like between planes and what we were to expect.

on the other side, but we know that we have some time. There's no reason to rush this, right? Well, how long is the shortest path? How long will it take us? Yeah. Oh, the shortest path should only take us about 20 minutes. Oh, that's very quick. That's very quick.

That's right. Yeah. Yeah. I unplug his batteries. There are no batteries on this. You can't turn this off. I'm in your mind. Fire.

Lights in his eye. Is anyone else imagining Charlie the unicorn? Yeah, 100%. I do it all for the eternal blossom. She is my love. And how about the longest path? The longest path will take us about an hour. Oh.

We should just do the longest. As long as there's no weird time stuff. Oh, there's plenty of weird time stuff. But hopefully we don't get caught up in it. An hour in this limbo plane, is that going to be the same hour as in the primaterial plane and the one-to-one analog style? Or are we going to come back and it's like a hundred years later and everything's totally fuck-jangled? Well, unless anything goes horribly fuck-jangled in limbo, we should be fine. Well, then I'm sure we'll be just fine.

But Shivatu does have mastery and power over time, so who knows? Oh, well, we should get there in the longest way possible. That sounds good to me. Let's go. And with that... One more question? Yes? Should we, like, keep our mouths shut or anything, like, when we're there? Unless you want a tad pull in your mouth.

I do not. Okay. Probably you should. Let's go! I'm so glad you asked that. I think you didn't mention how long the middle time would take. Woo-hoo! You all feel yourselves.

You all feel yourselves. What is happening. I don't know. I love this. Does anyone know what's skeptification is? He's having a mental break. Spaghettiation, yeah, unfortunately. I'm very well.

You feel that spigalgae-fied as your stomach leave get pulled in a similar sensation that you had experienced when Al-Kira the Thunder Fury shifted you to the elemental planet air. and you suddenly come back to yourself and you're all gripping tight, the beautiful white and gold mane, as suddenly you hear crashing, crackling, smashing, swirling, as all around you is absolute pure chaos. You see air, water, fire, earth,

floating in all directions, lightning streaking the sky. You see creatures swirling around, some small, some massive. As the wind whips around, as you are almost immediately pulled around, as you see great massive clouds of crackling orange and purple and energy of every color you can imagine,

as you almost feel like you're trying to get torn, be torn off, and you feel almost every moment the gravity is changing, and you see as you all float for a moment, and you start swirling around, and with a flash of, of gold, the Kieran flashes gold and sprints out and begins to gallop flying at an extremely fast pace as he guides around and he's like, welcome to limbo! As he begins to arc to the left

and swirl around as you see a massive cloud of swirling chaotic energies all around you. You see bits and blinks as strange gateways and portals open up in the distance and close, at a moment's notice. And you are, it's hard to, you've been to the elemental plane of air, and that was definitely unsettling. This is far more bizarre and absurd than anything that you've experienced,

Extraplanar. And as you make your way, you hear the voice in, in your head. Well, isn't it great that we can all talk with our minds? Yeah! Because do we feel like we're going very, fast.

Yes. Do I feel like there's any risk of flying off though? Thank you, LaRue. Thank you, Lou Roos. Thank you, Lou Roos. Don't ask that question. At least immediate, no, so Hezaki is flying. We're not struggling to hold on.

You are going 240 feet per six seconds. So you are rocketing as the Kieran Hizaki is dashing. And I ask Felix to use minor illusion to make me look like the bottom part of myself is made out of a Pop-Tart and have a cloak of rainbow that's flying behind me as you shoot through this guy. As she asked this of me, I scream, I don't know, fucking minor illusion. But could I do then.

Yeah. So. I didn't grow up, but I don't want to open my mouth. I have faith, you seem very powerful. Please give us this safely. I'll do my best. Good thing we chose the safest route. And you see as he, uh,

is darting through rushing as you are all grabbing on as you are rocketing through limbo. And you see all around you as, we'll see what happens here. Oh, we're. Please roll multiple D-100s. I'm so ready. I'm so fucking ready.

We're in the nearest bathroom. So just for the meta sense of this, just your adventure. Depending on what route you had taken, there were a number of things that could happen. And so obviously the most number of things is the longest path. but the DC of everything will be lower.

Okay. So that's the- Okay, interesting. All right, okay. Okay. So as you all rocket through, you see that there's a patch of where you see a great wave

turn into a burst of flame and then crumbled together in a massive boulder. Thank you, Smokie. Welcome to the family. As you see, and you see here, as suddenly, As you're going, you see a massive storm cloud emerge in front of you, and a massive lightning bolt

starts to arc directly over, over Hiaki. And, or Hezaki, pardon me, as you only to make a dexterity saving throne. Oh, dear. Dexterity. It's my catchphrase on the character. Yikes. That's gonna be a 14 for me.

The thing. I think, let me check. Oh, we're all within, we're all within 10 feet Hersia? Yes. So we get an additional what? Plus three? Plus four, I think now, right? Or no? Well, that would, I mean, that matters. We gotta know. Yeah. Don't we get that five? Her next saving throws plus five. No, I met for odds. The thing that she... She is an aura. That whenever we're then... Yes, you get it a plus three. That's what it says on her character. Okay, plus three. Okay. So then I got a 17. 17, passes. Okay. Then we both pass.

15. Passes. 19. Passes. 19. Passes. 27. You all manage to dodge out of the way as you get singed so you will take half of this damage. Oh my gosh. Half of 14 points of lightning damage. Not bad. As it's... Yes, that was pretty close. As you continue to rock and... You take half a 14 or seven. Yes, a seven.

I need to heal seven. As you continue on your way. We're in limbo now, Abby. That's what you missed. How long you've been gone, but things have changed dramatically. We're riding a Kieran through limbo. That was the most dramatic, like, shift in tone that I've ever experienced,

like being in some palace and then flying through limbo on a Kieran. And Charlie the unicorn. Yes, Charlie the unicorn. You can hear in the back of my head, I'm singing, nah, nah, nah, na, na, na, na, na. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And honestly, and honestly,

There is a streaking trail left by this Kieran, and it's gold, but it's shimmering, it almost looks like a rainbow. As you are arcing through as, one of the chances. Yes, yes. As the, you see those portals opening up? They're so cool.

As you see a creature that is a swarming, it's starting to get far too close for comfort. As it's swarming, you see tentacles wriggling out, bulging postules, a mass of eyes, and mouse and teeth, and it's a horrible jibbering creature, coast by you and all of you hear it, despite these rocketing chaos of limbo, you all hear it, and it is horrifically maddening

and everyone to make a wisdom saving throw. Plus three. Plus three. That's gonna be a 20 for me. 20 houses. 12. Hold on that resolution. I roll natural one.

Should I do a thing? Yes. Yes. If it's a whiz-safeitor, you use a fucking twist of me. Then I can I use one as well? You may. Okay. That's what they're there. Take two of those Jimmy Jams out. Oh boy. Where's the Jimmy Jammers? It's right there. Take two them out. All right. 15 for me. 15? 15? Yep. 13. 13? Hersse's got a roll. I rolled for her. Oh. She got 18. 18. Okay. Take one from take one out for me as well. 25. 25. Two is total. So, well, should I, should I, I'm gonna roll one more now. Are we hoping?

Yes. It's up to you, but I would say one more is fine. Yeah, much better. That's two more, so that's 16. 16. Yeah, that's good. You hear the gibbering madness as the creature rockets past you.

Whoa, that was pretty close. How close are we? And we still have ways to go. I hate this thing. So what happens? So you all hear, and you hear the horrible gibbering, and the madness starts to take you, but you all steal yourselves at all.

on all of you. Wow. As you grip on. Do I get the feeling that I could cast a spell? I'm sure. You can't try. There's no reason we would be able to. Yeah, okay.

I can't make any sound. I have to think of a song. Oh, fuck. You can't make sound, but it's so loud. It's cacophonous. What if there are verbal components to your strength? You just will say it, but you can't hear each other over the chaos. It's like boring chaos.

I'm sorry, I'm getting deep into it. What happens if this is. the target of your spell needs to be able to hear you. You're fucked. Yeah, my vicious mockery is turned off. Yeah. I assume, well, this is just the weave, right? No.

There are spells that say the target must be able to hear you. If the target can hear you, if it's really, yep. Yep. So that will not be, that will not work. In your current sense, yes. You can effectively, I just want to make sure. Yeah, if you scream over it, yeah. Cautic limbo, whoa, chaotic limbo,

and I'll cast circle of power. of power. What does that do? Circle of power. Everyone within 30 feet, including Kieran Lady, will have advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects.

I guess I don't know if this counts as a magical effect, but I'm feeling desperate and crazy as Caprice. That would take an action to cast, and I attempt to cast that, I guess would be the first thing I said. You do cast it, and you call it out, and you all kind of hear bits and pieces

of Caprice's song through the chaos around you, and you all manage to feel the circle of power surround you and it follows as, as, as, um, he continues to rocket as he, uh, as he doesn't seem to be particularly bothered by this. And he is insanely dexterous as he's rocketing through Limbo. And- Use my reaction for Steldmaster to negate all damage to that deck save.

I would say you're not wielding your shield, you're all grabbing on. Okay. So yeah, I would say just no. And with that, you continue onward. And suddenly as you're rocketing forward, you feel a sudden pull, as gravity completely shifts around you.

And it seems if Hizaki's unable to adjust quite in time, and you all feel if you're being ripped off. I need everyone to make a strength saving program. And this counts as advantage? If it's a magical. Yes, it's advantage, yeah. And we get plus three? Yeah.

That's a 20 plus... 15. I got a 14. Oh, baby. Passes. Oh my God. 32? 24.

Passes, passes. Despite the gravity reversing, you all grab on Titan, pull yourselves down. And it's like, whoa, sorry about that, everyone. And he spins around and a barrel rolls and rockets. I'm reaching for the oxygen mask. Bruce flies off. Okay.

There's a colonial woman turning butter on the wing. There's a colonial woman on the wing. She's turning butter! And you hunt. and continue, and you see these strange, and as you're going, you're finally getting a sense of as much as you can possibly do, of the chaos that's turning all around you,

and you see these strange slip streams of chaotic energy that are swirling all around you, and you are rocketing, avoiding a massive boulder and a crashing wave and a zapping lightning as you get very close to one of these streams, and it's too late when you see a figure, a silhouette in this slipstream. A massive toad-like red hand with a claw

shoots out and swipes at you. I need everyone to make a dexterity saving throw for me. This is not magical. No. Oh, that's actually no. Oh my God, you don't even believe the PTSD I have right now. Plus three. Plus three.

Yeah, okay. That's not. I'm so fucked. I'm so fucked. This is Jack Sating throw? I got a 15 with Hershey's bonus. 18. 17. Can I see the source of it?

Yes. Okay. 15 might be enough. Did I twist it? Yes. I'm hoping 15 is enough. Oh, right good. Oh, gosh.

I'll take one out for you. Cool. 22. 15. Oh, that's good, yeah. You all passed? Yeah. What's the DC?

Thank you, chat. Is it? Oh, I got 15. I got 18. Okay. All right. All right. All managed to duck and lean back as you see

a toad-like face, look out of hearing at you, a razor-sharp mall, as it takes a swipe at you all manage to duck it, and you continue rocketing forward. We're doing well here, folks. Circle of Power lasts 10 minutes, so if this all, this journey takes longer than that. Let me know. It'll take us an hour, right? To take an hour, yeah. So I'll-

But I'm trying to avoid it. No, no, I think that's a very wise course of action. As you're a rocketing fold, you see great massive boulders swirling all around you, as if a a rock is trying to form over you. And you see massive bits of earth smash into you. I need to make strength saving from. My question would be is this, does this appear to be a magical rock?

I would say yes, this will be magic. Okay, correct. I got a 10. And what was the twist? And what was the check? 16. Oh, was that strength? I got an 18.

Basically, the twist, chat. You guys are the best. Should I twist on 10? Deck. Uh, strength. Strength. Oh, great. I think that the DC's like 12.

13. I'm going to assume it's damage, but it's up to you. Because if you mind through this whole thing, the DCs are lower. Then they normally would be. It'll take longer, but the DC's lower. That's such a smart thing. I love that.

I will probably stay with a 10. I think that's probably good. Yeah. Okay. Thank you for the bits, Amanda. Thank you. I got a 24. 24.

You all managed to burst as the rocks try to form around you, except for you, Persia. Oh. As the rock, as you see her get restrained in rock as you're going to take. I had an idea, but it doesn't work on magical rock. 17 points of bludgeoning down. Oh, stop, man. Guys, it's maxed. And you are now a disadvantage against any kind of decks or strength saving throw as you are imprisoned in this boulder that's formed around

you. And you see a little dwarven head poking out and a little, just like a big rock suit. Help. Is it something I could try to break out of? I would say after the next one, you can attempt to make the check after each one. Okay. And if it would help her, like if I can reach my arms

to help her to give her advantage on the checks, I may be like ripping pieces of rock off. Like, yeah, if I can still hold on while doing that. I would say that, yeah, with your strengths, or you could. I would like to eat the rock from around here? I think that's a little pushing it. Okay, I tried.

You can, you know, you can be like gnawing out of like a cat That's chewing gravel. I'm kidding, I'm sure that'll be fine. That'll come right off. As he continues to rocket forward, and as you're making your way, you see the chaos all around you. And as you fly around,

he flies directly up and notice is too late as a massive corpse of a floating, massive dead purple worm, is in your is in your face immediately and he immediately dies out of the way however he knocks the side of this mouth and poison spray venom sprays out at you this is not magical I need everyone to make a

it is not and make a constitution saving from against poison yes against poison I have advantage on those con you say yep I very much failed well you could do the nothing to not failing. Your advantage, too.

I am. I'm amazing. 16. I'd like to use a twist, if I may. Do it? 22. 27. I'm going to let it ride.

I may have been destined to fail this. You said con? Oh, no, not at all. I got an 18 after that second roll. 18. You 14. 14. You all hit the venom,

and it seems to seep in. You all manage to resent. to resist it. Okay. So we know that it's 14 or entire. Did anybody see Beetlejuice? Who? Beetle juice.

Betel juice. Beedle juice. Yeah, you say it. Michael Keaton shit. And I fucking model. Shut up. I hate when that happens. It's about at this time, I would say the effect has worn off at this point.

Well, that didn't help very much. I won't do that again, but... And you continue as suddenly a burst of flame just explodes out of your peripheral, and I need everyone to make a deck saving throw woman. Oh yeah, oh yeah. I got a 22. We got an 8. 24. His thing would be down, right?

Yeah, okay. Yeah, I got a 22. 22? Is everyone adding three? Yes. Yeah. Just making sure. That's why I'm rolling so goddamn high.

19. 19, pass. 21. 8. 8. Herja, you take 20 points of fire damage. Oh my God. And you take 10. As you can pass. As you manage to duck out of the way,

is it bruce. Yes. Oh, you can make a... Is it a Dex or... Strengths to rip to burst out. You're gonna peeceating throw. Oh, no, nine. Nine is unfortunately you're trying to do that.

So you're still this advantage. You've advantage though, right? Because I'm helping her. Oh. Oh, no, it would be a straight roll. So it would be a straight roll. Oh. Oh, I disadvantage on decks and strength

because of the wrong? Okay, so you're good. It's still, yeah. So you may, you aren't able to burst out as you take this, but you continue to go and it feels like you've been here in eternity. All of the horrible things all around you. It's unable to, you're unable to process all of this.

And we're gonna roll here. I'm unable to process it follows this. Chesh. Well, I'm sure that's the last slotty we'd seen. And well, I'm just gonna go across around here. This is gonna be a quick root, hoo. And suddenly you see a massive blue hand reach out with two long claws, a shape,

a toad-like shape, begins to take a massive swipe at all of you and you're gonna make a dexterity saving for it. God, I'm on fucking fire. I got a 25. I think I'm an advantage on those. What did you say a what? What's one? That's one.

I rolled a one and a two. 20. Love it. 16. Okay. You want to do that thing? 25. Okay.

You'll get, you know, slotted. 22. Everyone's able to duck out of the way, but Toa, you see this massive arm claw into you, and it slices up your chest, and you feel a horrible, chaotic disease immediately transferred. to you, as you are affected by chaos phage. Oh, at least you're not getting, is you plan a negative? You're fine.

You're all right. I think it's pronounced Fayet. Faye. That got me. That got me. Oh, you all need to take damage. You need to take damage. Oh, wow, this will be a horrible chaotic disease.

12 honey and blue bear would start to emerge. I am. I'm going to touch Toa and cast lesser restoration, which ends the disease, no condition afflicted it. Yep. You touch. and suddenly it is you're free as you continue. Well, it's not much longer.

And then if there's only the horrible Gitt's Zari to deal with, that's not as bad as this. Is it Getsurai or Gith Therai? Strike save? Yeah. Is always still helping me or? I was entering Slash. He would be unable.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, certainly. Come on, oh, maybe. 15. 15. Yeah, I'm at least. Yeah, oh, you're disadvantaged. Yeah. Roll higher.

I did roll higher. Cool. You burst out of the rock, finally. Oh, cripes! All right, holy smokes. I'm back. Sorry, I'm gonna help you. Oh, it's okay, it's fine.

I totally get it. Come on, we got this. Not much longer. I'm sure it'll be as an ice crystal starts to crystallize all around you. And it is so cold. You feel even colder than you were at the peak of Crassank Pass.

Oh, that's like it. And we need a constitution saving from it as it feels exhausting. 17. 23. Not to cheese it, but my cold weather business, would that do anything here? I would say this is chaos, right?

Yeah, this is limbo. It's not like a little. 23. I've already used a twist and I haven't gotten riddle, so I'm just gonna keep my natural one. I got a natural one too, but I use a twist. Well, you haven't yet, so that's fine. I took damage, so.

Y'all, we are, we are twisting and shouting right now. How's everyone looking at? 10. Beat up. I'm a little beat up. Hey, everybody, my name's Chubbchickett. And I like to do a little dance, like, oh, it's, eight.

Oh, dear. Any, as you... Are you sure you don't want to use one, Derek? I don't know. I kind of want to see it. What's that a rhyme? As it's so cold, you feel absolutely exhausted as you take a rank of exhaustion. Oh, shit.

Oh, I think we're at this. That's bad. Does 13 passes? Ten does not afford to. 13 is the DC because you guys did the... You're not very. It's all very. The taxes until second or third level.

The first one's only saved. throwing throws. No, it's only ability to check. Oh, it's only ability to check. Whatever it is. The bad one is second or third. The first one's not as bad. Oh, my joy, guys, that's good take.

And just feel like it's almost been an hour. It's harder to track time. Wow. Okay, just over this, whoo! And he dodges a massive swarm of chaotic energy as he leaps over and then starts to plummet down. As you're all rocketing downwards, suddenly a gate opens up before you. A strange portal to an understanding.

portal to another world as you feel like if you cross through you would smash into the floor as what you see is what looks like a massive stone temple and you see a jungle vines and fronds hanging down and at the center of what looks like a group of creatures it's hard to tell they're all wearing hoods you see scaly hands raising their hands to the sky and and you see them all praising a massive statue of a hideous looking toad monster as you're all rocketing towards this portal. I need everyone to make a group animal handling check.

Oh, boy. Well, that I'm not even remotely good at. Natural 20. Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up for freaking animals. 19. 19. Oh, wow.

Oh, 21. I got a 13. 26. Wow. Your disadvantage, though. We didn't add or plus three. Oh, both you are disadvantaged. No.

That's only thing. Thank you. Both are you disadvantaged. Why? That drops to, right? Yeah. Oh, but I use greater restoration. Oh, no, for the exhaustion.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, you're gonna get it. Nine. Animal handling. 13. 13, that's exactly what. So 25. Yes. 11.

Yeah. Amazing. 11, and despite toa, you lose your grip a little bit, and you're all pulling up on the rain. as you all... Jesus, 13. Yeah. Me too. As you all pull up on the rains and he's like, whoa,

thank you, France. We almost got splattered as you see the portal shimmering and then close up immediately as soon as you dogged away. Jesus. And you rock it through, well, here we go. And after a burst of chaotic energy, you suddenly feel calm. I was really hoping we would look down through that portal to see... Always, I want to be with... a gnome, a wood elf.

Oh my god, that was a funny. A high elf. What a nightmare. One second. And live in harmony, harmony, harmony, are Lord. Always I want to be with you, and make believe with you,

and live in harmony, harmony, harmony, Arnard. Somebody calm returns. Well, you guys chose the best route to go. Well done, everyone. What was the best route? Huh? Well, we're all.

I'm all in one piece, aren't we? It was relatively okay. Are we all in one piece? That's really good? I think so. Are you all? And I'm very tired. And you all hear that you're actually talking out loud,

and you can hear yourselves. All of, you hear the crackling of the chaos storm all behind you and surrounding you, and then suddenly you realize you get centered. The gravity is no longer changing. You leveled out as the, as the, as the Kieran has slowed down and you see up ahead of you what looks like a massive structure floating in the air. And it is, it almost looks like a double-sided pyramid joined at the center with great towers

of crystal and adamantine, heavily plated, with a great central chamber at the top. as despite all of the horrible chaos all around you, this area, this radius, about a mile ahead of you. You feel like a mile all around, this massive floating citadel is completely still, orderly, completely controlled. Well, we made it to the citadel. This is great.

I'm just so glad we can hear again and talk. out loud. That was very strange. I just don't know what comes next. What's our plan? We just land and we go for it? We can't just go in and ask for it. What do we do? We go kill him, kill the guy, right? Well, that's the plan, yes.

I'll kick in a door to a tunnel, and then you all just go and kill Shibatu. We should totally ask for it first. I mean, it wouldn't hurt. All of this feels really half-assed, and like we're rushing into something we haven't thought about it at all. Wait, so we're in limbo right now.

Yes, where else would we be? And you're a celestial? Yes. The citadel I cannot enter. Because they had a mentine, is what he said. So pain could have come with us. I did not think anyone until this point, but honestly, I don't think we need that.

This is great for carting things around and long travel outside of that. She's more of a hindrance than anything else. I guess you're ready. She would have been torn apart instantly. Oh, we should have brought her then. She's never really dead That's why I love her

I can't help it if I don't like Peter I'm very well aware of that You can just kick in this door and we'll just run right in Well I can certainly try I mean I've done before and every time The orcs get off and then they never come back This time will be different Will it?

Do you think we have no plan here? What plan do we have besides going in and killing them and taking it? Maybe there's another entrance To be fair, I mean, none of the Yorks ever had the blessing or the confidence of the eternal blossom. Is this the only way in? There's a lot of ways in. But as you see, look ahead and look beneath and above the citadel.

And you actually see now where what you actually thought was part of it. You actually see as you get closer is a very slightly swarming, undulating mass of red. and blue, green. And they look like the horrible toad creatures that jumped out of the slip streams. But they're in almost like a stasis, control floating. Their arms folded, bound by something,

floating on top and below of this massive adamantine floating citadel. The great crystals all adorned, this structure humming in. So the Citadel's like a floating D8 sort of? Yes, exactly right. It's a floating D8, exactly right. I should have said that.

Got it. And they're like here and here. Yeah. And where are we in relation? So it's like Netherstorm. I'm playing Netherstorm music right now. I love it on one of my playlist. I was I was wondering if it was Netherstorm.

So no, no, well, okay. I was just wondering if there's a back way in, but I guess it's all up. It's all up and down. And sideways. And diagonal. Dear friend, are you rowing a boat while you're talking to us? Row, row your boat.

Great. Life is by the stream. I don't care of it's stupid. I don't care how many times I almost die coming here. I'll do it all for my love. Who's your love? Etern blossom, of course. Oh.

Is that as a see? single person or is that like an all... My goddess, I worship her. Her name is Eternal Blossom. Yes, the Eternal Blossom, of course. Have you met her? Oh, yes. Of course. What does she look like? Beautiful, the most beautiful thing you can imagine.

Pure gold. Oh, I'm the Eternal Blossom. I would have you liked me. She's like an avatar because, you know, as you can see. That is a lot of gold. Yes, now you said something about a tunnel. Oh, yes. Well, well, you said something about a tunnel. Oh, yes. Well, you said.

I could, you could take the long way and fight your way through, or I could get you up closer to where I think Chivotu is. Yes, please, second option. I'm exhausted with all the toads flying into my face. So, I think this is how it's going to go down then. I'm going to kick in the door, and because

of the magical psionic enchantment on it, I will take a lot of damage, because my hooves will cross through. If I don't die from it, then you all can get off, and then I'll come back to pick you up. Pick you up after you kill you. Yoshivatu. Well, make, can you just drop us off and we can just jump down and you don't take any damage at all?

How old are you going to get through into the Citadel? You have to do it. You have to get us as close as possible. Sure. Avoid any of this, this long way around. We're here. We strike at the heart of the enemy as quickly as possible. If you die, it will be a sacrifice, well as.

How do we get back if you die? We're not going to die. They're not going to die or we don't get home. Uh, have you ever tried to just open the door? Well, no. Could we try that first? Maybe. Well, I think I saw through it and I think it's like heavily guarded by lots of Gitsirai.

There's like whole armies. They had to spend a lot of energy to keep Slotty controlled. I mean, it is the will of Shivatsu that is actually calm this whole place around us, just his mind alone. So that's impressive. But so you're saying when you kick the door down, there's immediately going to be an army behind it? Well, no, if we go down into the main front door, yeah. Okay. No, you see, the Kieran is suggesting an alternate way, not the front door. Yes, absolutely. Which is going to require them to kick the opening in with their whos.

However, passing into the temple causing a significant amount of damage. However, we will be at an alternate entrance that wasn't originally there, thus going in a shorter path. We're taking it. Yes, that's fine. Yes, that's fine. I was just asking if it had to be kicked in, or... Could you just make sure it doesn't die when he does it? Do you have any way to do that?

Yes, of course. I will death war you. Oh, well, thank you so much. You're welcome. How many gangs can you do this? Only the ones. But that's fine. For him, he needs it.

We can enter in just fine. All right. So we've been told. And we're working off the information that we have, and that's the best we can do. No more dilly dally. Do it. Are they going to see us comment?

Well, they're all inside, and there are windows, But, I mean, you'll probably be fine. It doesn't matter. This is it. This is the moment that we're here for. And the Kieran is rocketing forward now. And you don't see the sloby, massive swarm of sloid.

Either on the top and the bottom of the citadel, moving it all. They're still just kind of floating around in stasis. As you fly up and you see these sheets and sheets and sheets of adamantine and say, well, this is getting hurt, but it always does. as you see this massive back hind legs kick and you all kind of are flung forward, grabbing onto the main. I didn't have an opportunity to death war her or him, so I hope then I'll be. Oh, I thought you already did.

No. I was just double checking to see if I could even do it. It's fine. And you see as soon as the hooves make contact and burst through with a flash of golden light as you see the adamant. almost melt and shatter across with divine energy. As it's a divine radiant explosion, almost like flame strike or something like that,

as the massive hind hooves of this Kirin burst open a massive hole into the citadel effortlessly. And you see it is feet of metal and stone and crystal that has been completely destroyed. However, as soon as the hooves hit it, you see a swirling of the whews hit it, you see a swirling of metal, purple, almost psionic-looking energy, surrounded.

That hurts! And you see him spiraling around, and you're all holding on, and he manages to write himself. And that was close. Ouch. That really hurt. And you see that the floating that used to be pristine and perfectly agile is now kind of chaotic. the, there's a bit of singeing on the main and, and the, uh, the eyes that were bright and joyful

are now tired. And, uh, he says, well, as long as I stay away from the citadel, then you all can get out and you're human rights, so you'll be fine. All right. Let's hope. Should we jump in? You can. And you see as, uh, you, the He said it all gets closer as he floats to be right beside it, at perfect boarding height. And you see a large hallway carved out of this strange metal and stone and crystal, going in either directions. It's very dark, but there is the faint kind of glowing purple crystals

embedded into the wall that light this dimly. Are you gonna be okay? I'll be fine. I'll just slowly heal myself. Do you want a bump? Bumble what? No, I don't play like that. You're bad. I'm a July and creature. I'm a Celesteel. That's bad.

Oh, I know. I'm just being like if you needed some help, but I don't know if my, you know, my mortal healing will help you at all. I see you know. Any healing helps. But I'm also pretty good at it. I will just give him 20 points of weight on hands. Ooh, Morden's slavery. Thank you. You're welcome. I will jump off the horse and immediately, like, leap off.

You leap off. It is effortless for you all to jump off. And the, and Hezaki spins around to look at you and continues to talk to you, but still once again, it's all telepathically. And he says, well, I'm gonna float a little bit closer to the chaotic storm so they don't spot me, but I'll be back, just come right back here for the pickup.

Be safe. You too. And you see him dash away in a flashed streak of gold almost rainbow. As he floats away. And you are all now, despite the side of the citadel being burst open, you aren't sucked out of it. There's no, it's not like a lack of atmosphere. And the gravity seems to be pretty stable.

And you all stand firmly in this long, narrow hallway. And you see that there is a large door panel, he had pointed you in the direction of the whole way up ahead that seems to kind of go in the same angular shape of the citadel as it goes deeper to the center. Man, this place is nuts. Do we have... The whole day has been really weird.

Do we have some time to take a breather so I can oil up real quick? How long does it take? Ten minutes. That's good. That's fine. We can take ten minutes. Do they know we're here? Do you feel like there's any alarm bells?

Like, do I feel like we had to have? You just see a very calm, not super narrow, but just a whole way going down. Let's stand guard. Let's be aware. Let's think about it while Hershey does what she needs to do. Because there's something that I've been wanting to say, but I haven't felt comfortable saying it until we've been alone by ourselves here. So do your thing.

And honestly, if they're telling the truth, and if the last piece of this rod is here, and if we manage to defeat whatever this horrible creature is and if we manage to recover this piece are we really just going to turn it over? No. What do we do about the other six pieces? This is an artifact

that has some immensely powerful purpose and maybe yes, maybe its only purpose is to banish the horrible Horn Legion that we're facing. But my thought is that it probably does other things. It seems that's exactly right. That's why I asked the golden lady, why she was looking for it, before the Horn Legion even came about.

We knew she was never going to tell the truth. The point is, even if we managed to do all of these things and obtain this piece of the rod, there's no saying that they won't just take it from us. Oh? I don't know. I understand that this isn't a conversation that we have to have now. But if not now, I don't know when. And I don't have an answer for this.

I'm just saying it's something I'm working. worried about deeply if we have the opportunity we can maybe make some core sort of faux rod piece don't know it won't be magical no you're right but maybe we could make it magical we could do something to it and maybe they could take that fake piece and we could follow them and see where the rest of them are kept and then steal them i can't even believe i'm about to suggest this but if push comes to shove we should destroy it we have to fight the golden lotus Oh, yes, I think that's great, I do it. I'm saying, but if we have to, if we have to defend this piece of the rod with our lives, are we willing to do that? Yes. Without fully knowing what we're even getting into. Yes.

We'll be perceived as Korovakian agents for that if we do that, for sure. I'm a Korovacian through and through. It doesn't matter what anybody says or thinks of me. They're always going to think that. I'm not worried about that so much as I'm worried about doing. the right thing and we just don't have enough information well why don't we get the piece of the wrong and we'll figure it out maybe they they mean maybe they all have the best intentions that keeron was very nice they got a see that's all well and good so we need to be in agreement about what we do with the piece before we obtain it if we even make it that far i don't think we can look ahead that far Let's figure out how many people want it right now, right?

Like, or also sitting ducks? Golden Lotus wants it. Zerr wants it. We know the big Baphimamette motherfucker probably wants it too. Oh, and I dreamed Glossia again. A while back. She wants it too. What?

Excuse me? Oh, yeah. She who owns my soul? She asked for it very specifically. She wants me to kill Baphimit and then give her the run. I told her she could suck my rod and I made my way. Why did you tell us this before? God.

I had never, we were, you know, I honestly, I almost forgot. It wasn't until you asked that question that I, uh, that it occurred to me, that I hadn't told you guys. Okay. This is no. I don't know what we're going to do about the remaining pieces. But I don't think I can ever turn it over. I would sooner die defending it. Then turn it over to some, some entity.

Whether it be the Eternal Blossom or even, sirn. Well, maybe we ask them if we can use it to defeat Baffermet. If we can just dispel him away and banish him with it, then maybe that'll listen. We're the chosen ones. We're the heroes. Speaking of banishment. Hersia, does Peyton have bags on her?

I mean, she can carry, yeah, she's got a saddle, and she can put some packs on the side, yeah? Well, I guess we can't leave the rod alone with Peyton. talking about sending her back home with it? Well, yes. But the Kieran could get there easily and kill Peyton on a celestial plane. I wouldn't like that happen.

I don't like Peyton, but I don't want to dead. Perhaps some sort of deception. What if we told them that the LeBroad was cursed and that we couldn't give it away, or that it was attached to one of us somehow? I think that now. We can try. but but this this that tabaxi has as powerful divination magic I again I'm not entirely sure she hasn't seen all of this already plan I don't think we're going to come to the decision that we need to come to here I think we need to get the rod and then choose I just want to let you know that if it's up to me I don't think I can turn it over to anyone I had no plans I'm glad to turn it over I do have plans I'm glad that we've been in agreement so much lately

Of course. With the smart ones. What does that mean? Oh, darling, you know exactly what it means. Now, are we ready to make our way in there and get the rod? I was just thinking out loud, Zern, Glacier, who else wants it? God Nordus? Baffimett, probably.

I would assume that if Baffermit has any idea that this thing can defeat them, they'd want it to. Well, didn't Commodore Norrington or whatever his name is wanted to? Is there any chance that, go ahead. Commodore Norrington. That's not a name that I recognize. Well, doesn't matter. Let's go. Is there any chance, and I have two questions, one that have counted as a short rest?

I think it was on a minute. This is not one hour. Oh, right. Okay. And two, is there any chance that the reason Batham is heading to the Mogherty kind in the first place? Yes. They made themselves a target because they clicked this. six tases? Yes.

I'm just putting this together. No, no. We know that Baffam is going there to break the seventh seal, which we know is bad, because that means over half of the seals will be broken once the seventh one is broken. But Caprice has a point. It's two birds with one stone. Perhaps. If, perhaps, I just think it's worth entertaining that idea.

Although I think we killed this GIFZI guy or whatever. Two birds with one stone? And I'm going to start to sort of trotting down the whole way. No, I think it's two pinks in one bush. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Let's go. Who in the pink is worth wanting to do.

Thank you. I followed toa and I don't think about the pink or the bush. I have applied oil of slipperiness. I bet you have. You are slippery as fuck. Yay. Does it have charges? No, because she had.

I had one already and then he gifted me. Got it. I was going to say. I already had one. Okay. Because Vanders applied it and not know it had charges. Oily, very shiny dwarf right now.

I'm a sopping, dripping mess. I'll be right behind you, heard you. And you continue to make your way. Your footsteps and your bootsteps clang out an echo in this place that seems eerily quiet. And you see as the crystals embedded into the sides.

of this hallway light your path. And it is an alien architecture. It feels bizarre, otherworldly, like no other structure that you've been in. And you continue to make your way. And there don't seem to be any doors. You continue to make right angles,

slight angles, and you just continue deeper and deeper into this citadel. And then you all hear a voice in your mind. Yes. More sacrifices. Coming for my

mind. The rod. Are you afraid, humans? Well, actually, I'm a tobacco, which is quite different from a human. And we have a gymnasie and a glyce. I'm a dwarf. There's really only one human. There's only one human.

You would think you'd know that if you're looking into our minds. Does that answer your question? It does, but like all of the rest, you will be added to my collection. What does that mean? You will see soon enough. You are getting closer. If you are afraid and suffering, elapsing courage, you are more than welcome to leave. Can you hear what's in my mind right now?

Yes. It is my mind that has brought order to this chaos. It is my mind that has bound the Sladi. That which destroyed the first incarnation of the great God Primus. To my will. What the fuck? Took the words right on in my mouth. You are out of your depths.

And once again, the Kieran has sent more to their dead. doom. We're in deep shit. This time is different, but you said we're getting closer, should we just keep going down this way? Continue forward, and we shall meet face to face.

Thank you for those directions. To your doom. Do you ever... Call an ambulance. Oh my God. The fuck. Who did he say he controls now or some deity? The Slotty. Yeah, there was like a name you mentioned.

Primus. Slotty, which had destroyed the first incarnation of the great god Primus. So the Slotty crushed some dude and then he tamed them. And became that dude. But that's just starting a bounding. Um, watch out for traps. Watch it. Look, look, look, look where you're running. I'm following. I don't trust this guy. I follow my to. He can hear everything you say. I'm running. I follow. This is the song that never ends.

Yes, it was on and on my friends. Some people started singing it, not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that does in my run. And I join in with them, and I do it, too. Can we just split his brain? I can tune you out. Oh, Shavar.

Your attempts at overloading my brain are amusing. And you continue on your way. And it only takes about five minutes more before you turn once more and you see a glow of purple. As you see a very slight fog rolling, but you see that the hallway finally ends into a large chamber with the great purple crystals humming and casting that strange light over everything.

Do you wish to talk or do you wish to kill me? Either way, I will be pleased. This is our chance. This is our chance to at least ask them some questions and see if they'll turn over the rod. We can resort to violence only if it's necessary. Go ahead. And I push Caprice more towards this horror.

creature. You... Hey! You push Caprice and all of you stumble out into a large chamber with high ceilings.

And you see great number of steps rising up towards probably 30, 40 feet in the air. A great platform with great purple crystals rising up, large larger than each of you, huge crystals glowing at various terraces as these stairs narrow

to a singular platform. And up ahead, you see large purple crystals humming and glowing, almost crackling with energy. And you see finally the inhabitants of this place. You've never seen a Gith Zari before, and you never really could have predicted what they would look like. But what you see are strange humanoid creatures, modeled skin like a banana, pointed ears, no nose, but almost like nose holes, strange bits of facial hair, elongated skulls, dark, dark deep wide or elongated eyes, as they wear simple tunics. What did this creature call?

Gith Zerai. G-I-G-I-G-I-G-I-G-I-G-E-R-A-I. Z-I. It's as if Voldemort and Elk had a baby, says that me. Yes, exactly right. Oh. That's fantastic. Sorry.

And you see four of these that are at these four crystals on the ground, the level that you're in. As you see the four crystals on the ground, and they seem to be, they're holding their fingers to their temples as they stare into the crystal, as they seem to be doing something as the energy pulses. However, you now see floating in the air, legs crossed and hands out, resting on each knee, a hooded figure, but you see an ancient model face within, with long white, what looks like a mustache and a very long white, thin beard. As this hooded figure floats in the air, and none of the githseri within this chamber seem to notice you.

You see up ahead how on either side of the panels is a strange crystal panel that almost looks like it would be a window. But all you can see is the swirling chaos energy within. in that same glowing purple and ahead of you a small narrow platform over a great expanse where the fog is rising up from but you do see movement from down below what do you do caprice hey hi hi my name is cabri chodecesto you can call me caprice it's a pleasure to meet you i'm assuming that you are the awakened shabotu i am and you see the eyes look down at you, of the Gizzerai floating, meditating. His mouth does not move.

I'm gonna like whisper from like a few feet behind him, just ask him for the piece of the rod. If he doesn't comply, we know what we have to do. There's no reason to mess around here. First of all, love the pad. This is just, how do you even do this? I don't, did you do this? Also, can we have the rod?

I'm just also very curious if. how one constructs a building like this, but if we could have the rod, that'd be great. There's a pause. Your attempts at flattery will get you nowhere. And no, you may not have the rod. This is the artifact that allows me to master what Primus himself could not.

I will use these sloady as an army of my own vengeance. and this technology is beyond your comprehension, devil. That's fair and great. Vengeance, super cool. We could borrow the rod. We'll bring it right back. Are you attempting to deceive me?

Absolutely not. After we use it, we don't need it anymore. We'll 100%. You can, yeah, 100%. You already know the answer, devil. Well, can we trade for it? Is there any circumstance that you will allow us to take the rod with us so that we can do our work at the prime material plane? We've got important business to take care of too.

Armies of Flotty can wait just a little while. I have since drawn my dagger from my cloak. I am holding it in the open. And you are standing kind of right in the entrance of this room. As you see the four Gisarai standing on at each christian. as they're seemingly channeling their minds looking at these things. And you step ahead in Caprice, you notice movement

from the large pits almost on either side of you. And you see a large hand reach up and grab the railing and heave itself out. And you see an orc with two tendrils. And it seems to be fully armored, and it heaves itself out. leaves itself out, and it turns, stands on its feet,

and it turns and looks at you. And you see its eyes are just simply a glowing purple, and it looks at you, and so it, p, and his head explodes into visceral, and it collapses onto the ground before you. That's somewhere in my mouth. Right, what the fuck? Do you see what I am capable of?

Do you see what the rod is capable? Yes, I do. That's why we want it. It's very powerful. No matter. I grow tired of your devil tricks, and you suddenly feel a wash of psychic energy burst out from Shivatu as you suddenly stabilize yourself, and nothing happens.

How are you immune from my domination? How are all of you immune? You got me. I have no idea. That's a complete honest truth. So you have chosen extermination, then? No, we were trying to negotiate. We had just started talking. Caprice, I don't need to cut in.

But if we're immune, this is your last chance to turn over the rod. I do not need to control your mind. mind to kill you well. Can you tell us how you came across the ride? No. Meaning you can't tell us or you aren't going to tell us? Have you chosen death do you wish to flee? I'm going to just turn to tell after he says that and say

knowing that we might get into battle, can I prepare to cast Beacon of Hope the moment? I think that's going to happen. I'll briefly look back at the party and sort of give them that like, we're about to do this. Well, hold on. So, so you have had said to me, I said, just say the wood, Felix. Turn to toe and I say, break his neck. I can't speak in a poem.

Yeah. So see what else. And you hear an, as he spins around, we're spinning around around and around and around, and almost like a top towards you. As he floats around and all of the Giths Array, immediately all look at you, their eyes aglow, and everyone roll for initiative.

All right. Would you say his power is unlimited? Whip, do it. Fully operational. Oh, that's what I should have said. Say the word, tell it. Do it. I fucked up, everybody.

I fucked up. I'm sorry. I'm out. Thank you, AJ. Thanks for the follows, everybody. Welcome. Thank you. Hold your initiatives while I'm glad.

Initiative counts as an ability to you. I'm exhausted, but my first role was a one anyway. Yikes. That's it. So we're here. No, he's there. He's there, and we're going to be down the other direction. What can I do?

Oh, all of this? All right. You could try and pass. So we're going to be at this entrance. Oh, more. Does it have hooked in? Yeah. Oh, wow.

It's getting more right now. Who are we missing? I don't know if you want to try and pass some. Caprice. He's right there. He's literally right. Oh, is there more. I think I'm like running in the longest.

I'd be in front. So that we could all benefit. You guys were like kind of up here at the front. But I think the most. And then everybody else is hanging out back here? So you dashed? I started like shooting at it, but I would still be like a square of hand.

You guys would be right close. You guys would be very close to drive. I went down and grabbed it, and then I saw you in a blanket too. Like I was like, okay, we got a chair. Looky's gonna be in front of us. Oh, that feels great. We'll be in the back here.

I think this is a reasonable. I'm gonna squeaching my ass and in your face, Derek. It looks so good. It will keep getting warm. So I love this. I would turn it up. I would turn it and fall asleep on it, wake up like, p.

It's just so hot. Oh my God. Okay. There's going to be a bop. There's going to be a bop. There's going to be a bop. And there's going to be a bhrbub, and then right here, as he spins towards you,

he's going to roll towards you. Embrace tranquility. Does anyone remember that for? Where's my foot, you know. Oh, 20 to 25. Oh, I did not get that. No. Not me.

15 to 20. I got a 16. Oh, 18. 18 for Iris. Okay. Nice. Welcome, Cal. Thank you. This is also a Cal. A 16 for Felix. I got a 16 as well. You can go first.

Oh, go first. Yeah, or no. Up to you? You go first. All right. You go first. Iris, what do you get? I got an 18. 18. So, layer actions first.

Hello, ready to have a lot. Does your name. Thank you for. I'm always. Eight. Eight. You can go first. Okay.

Caprice's last. We can go first. Caprice always analyzes the battlefield. Okay. Okay. I got a roll for Shivatu. Boyk. Big Bad is going to be here.

Toasted. Just toasted. So we're over here freezing. Really? Really? Actually, I'm not, but it's a little shh. Shibati. I'm both.

I had to put on soft. Okay. Are there rules about maintaining? in concentration. Like where can I find just in the players handbook? Yeah, it's a player's handbook under the spellcasting chapter. Okay. So what do you want your question about it? I have many. It would be too far to expect. Do you have a book on you? So that would be easiest if I could just leave through it real quick. Can you say that again? Is there are these concentrations? What are the

squares? Oh sorry. So those crystals? Uh, hold on me. Derek's got one. Derek's got one. Mikey. The large crystals are all the large crystals on the ground. Can you actually You can move those two, a one in front of you, so it's in line. Okay, yep, perfect. And so with that, as- For crystals though?

They're the large crystal, yeah, about the size of these, about the size of these Giths or eye, they're channeling it, and they all turn and look at you. And you see, as Shivatu spins around, his hood falls down, and you see that there is a strange circlet that he has, wrapped around his head, and fashion, it almost seems to be grafted to his skull. And at the very center of the circlet is a piece of a rod.

And so with that, it is the layer action's turn. That's not even fashionable. We're gonna kill this guy real quick. Yeah. As you see the swarming of bodies from the pits on either side of you, of you as eight lumbering mind-controlled orcs heave themselves out. They weapons in hand.

This is gonna be tough. To attack you. They're lumber jacks. They're lumbering jacks, yeah. Yeah. They're all named Jack and they're lumbered. B. B. B.

They be a boot, a boot, what I would say. And then I'm just gonna go out the, it's outside the range of combat. Oh, no, it's not there. I'm doing that. Good chances. Yep, okay.

Oh shit. Don't fuck that up? Uh, you're good for now. And they all, they look at you, and they let out a bestral roar as they recklessly attack you. And we're gonna get an attack on Lifty. Oh, but, oh, that was a natural 20,

but I'm a disadvantage, so that is actually gonna only be a six, so you manage to block it. And could you move that dice tower? I can't see fucking shit. Oh, sorry, sorry, yeah, thank you. And then they're gonna try to get a swing, on Iris. I'm going to impose disadvantage on that as my reaction.

Okay. Whichever one is attacking. I can only do. I don't know. Thanks, boo. No problem. So that is regular. That is still a 19.

It slashes in with you, in at you, with a 12 points of slashing damage. They all have axes. You need to make a strength saving throw that tries to knock you down. Plus three. We're a jerk. Okay, you are now on the prone as it slices into you. We're gonna get an attack on Hersia here. Okay.

An advantage is gonna be a 19. Misses. You manage to block it with your shield. And we're gonna get two attacks on Caprice. That's definitely gonna get me 21 to hit. And that's gonna be 23 to hit. So actually the first one is gonna do 14 points of sl-ah, well, slashing damage to Caprice, because someone's right that down.

14 points of slashing damage yeah because he's 17 yeah I don't know if it and then I'm just gonna roll at advantage here to see if you never mind it's fine and then the next one is gonna do 12 points of slashing damage 14 and 12 yeah 14 and 12 holy there's gonna be one attack on toa here that's gonna hit you took 14 and 12 Derek oh that's only six points of slashing okay and then that is gonna hit is going to be 15 points of slashing damage to you.

And with that, that's the layer action. And it's Irish's turn. I am going to use the last bit of charges in my staff. And I'm going to cast mass cure wounds on all of us. Thank you. Oh. Doesn't recharge every day? Yes, but I used it to do greater rest.

Got it. Greater rest. Resto. Yeah. And that's my turn. Okay. With that, you see as the Gisarai Shivatu spins around and he blinks and disappears and appears 30 foot feet closer to you. Oh, man.

29 points of healing. 29 points of healing. You feel, you smell cinnamon, you feel the warm sands, you're the on heel of your wounds. And that is... 29 for everyone, yeah. 29 for everyone? I was max. It's max because I put a beacon of pope.

Yep. Nice. Oh, hell yeah. With that, the monks, we're just gonna call the monks for this sake, are going to run. They're just gonna, they should be, they're both going to, you see that they're glowing as they leap far more than they should be able to, empowered by their minds,

and they're gonna leap on either side, view Toa and Caprice. So they're gonna, actually behind, so that's a big old pit. Right, right. Oh my, I know this map. Yeah. Here? Thanks, Rush.

Yep, there. And then the other two are going to, I can't do what I wanted to do. The other two are going to just dash forward, and they are going to move, uh, speed, 60 feet, dash. Well, like, they can get basically up here. And, you know, yeah, they're gonna move there. And they are going to, the two that can hit you

are going to do two unarm strikes on each of you. Their hands pulse with psionic energy. So that is not advantage. Oh shit, whoops, that's you, the first one misses. The other one on Utah is a natural 20. No, it's not. Oh, it is not. So it's smashing you.

And you feel a pulse of psychic energy blast over you. As I knew that you would like this, Red. Oh, a boon. You're gonna take 10 points of bludgeoning and How much psychic? 10 points of bludgeoning and 14 points of psychic damage.

How much? 14 points of psychic damage and 10 points of bludgeoning. And then this one's going to be on Caprice. A natural one. I hope that they do another attack on me. That's still going to miss. Hey, hold on. Hey, who?

Hey. Did they do that miss? No, 13. You miss a dodge out of the way of both of them. And with that, that's their turn. Felix, throughout. Jesus. I'm sorry.

my whole entire fucking game plan has changed. I apologize. Give me one second just to take a look at what this is. Yeah. Sorry, Tala. Basically, at this point, I... No, sorry, Caprice. You're fine. We're all good. We're all fine.

The idea was I had... My dagger was glowing blue. Yeah. And I had started to do a motion that was kind of circular, and I was focusing on Tela. But then seeing the way that the... the creatures had attacked us, the circular blue almost clock face-like motion suddenly changes to a fiery, flaming red, and I release a fireball directly between my two friends, but they're going to be perfectly fine. Okay. As I drop a fireball on this group of enemies.

All of the orcs are immediately incinerated. Without the deck check? Correct. They're minions. Oh, even better. So the orcs are immediately. Oh, no, not the monks. Sorry, the blue. The blue.

And they all need to make their deck savings. So it'll be decks 17, I believe, is what it says here. Number one fails. Does it give all the monks? Oh, yeah. Number two fails, number three fails, and number four fails. Did you get your re-roll ones? Okay.

So that's going to be 18, 24, plus five is 29, plus another six is six is. is 35 plus my in-score because it's an invocation spell. Nice. That's going to be 39 points of fire damage to all of them. 39 points. Not 40? Sorry, what did I say? What was I at? Is that 35 plus five? I thought I said 34. 34-5 is 39. 39 points of fire damage.

A fireball burst out. They are not ready for. They all get sick. They are looking rough and charred as you burst all of them, considering all of the orcs that are around And I'm not going to move. I'm going to stay exactly where I am. Okay. You do that. He's going to lose Shivatsu, he's going to use a legendary action here. Um, and... Ligendary.

Legendary? Legendary. Legendary. Legendary. Legendry. Lemaenja. With that, he looks at all of you and he says, you are not as strong as you think you are.

And you suddenly feel the, uh, you suddenly feel the, uh, No, you suddenly feel the gravity starts a shift and you realize it is rocketing you towards the top. We need everyone to make a dexterity saving through to see if you can anchor yourself. Is this a spell? Yes. Plus three, two.

It's a legendary action. It's a spell. Oh, well, if it's a spell. Oh, well, if it's a spell. But you can have a reaction. He's using it. So yes. Yeah, then if I feel that he's casting a spell,

he's casting a reverse graph. After I've released this fireball, I'm going to attempt to counter spell it. Okay. Reverse gravity. Third level? Is it coming from him? Seventh level spell?

Hold on. Is there a distance requirement for that? Oh, yeah. It's probably less than whatever I'm at here for counterspell. 60 feet. I mean, he just moved 35, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 50. And no, I'm not to actually ever... I'll counterspell.

Oh, you are in rain. I would happen. Okay. So reverse gravity, I'm sorry as you know the spell level for this. Just barely, yeah. Holy shit. Just barely. It's a seventh level transmutation spell.

Okay, so the DC is 10 plus. 17. So it's 17. I never counter spell because this day is. Do you not get to add anything as there's a straight rolls? No, you're right. Charisma.

Your spell casting modifier, got it. Okay, so I have a plus nine, so I need to roll eight. No, plus nine, plus five. Plus five. Oh, it's 17, right out of the gate. That's in I-6-E. Roll natural seven.

You see as he just, look, his eyes glow. And this is the song that never ends, motherfucker, and you see his mind as he begins to cast, psionically change gravity, but you get, you're able to see it, you play a jarring note, and it actually does, the song that never ends, You distracted me a lucky attempt. And with that, all of his legendary actions, you motherfuckers,

okay, those are the remaining ones at least. With that, it is Toa's turn. So he's without a range of me getting to him, so I will instead turn to... That was nice. I'm going to turn to number one. You know what? I'm going to move up here. So, well, here.

I'm going to drop bonus action drop down into my battle trance. And I will then walk up forward, invoking an opportunity tag if he chooses to take it. He will. 100%. He missing. He's great. I will then attack twice, recklessly. made the first attack. Oh, right, because Felix just fucking chunked him.

That's a 19 plus... A fuckload. 19 plus a fuckload, so I'm guessing that hits. Is that right? Yep. Oh, wait, hold on. 19 plus what? Yeah, yeah, fuckload.

Yeah, that should hit. And then... I'm sorry, is it a fuckload or metric fuckload? I don't re-roll anything. Two, three. Let me see here. 13 points of damage. 13 points of damage. Number four. Number four, okay. You smash into him and he's still hanging on. I'll attack again recklessly. That is a natural 20. Gotta give it out.

I would like to negate that. Send him to the gray. Oh. I can't. I don't have my answer. Put him in the dirt, tell him. Oh yeah. He's... Oh wow, I could have... I just rolled on. So two, four, six, eight, thirteen, twenty three. His large school caves in and you kick him into the pit. See he's swarming with orc mine slaves. So he's dead. And then I am going to, here you know what,

let's see if my wind fury prox, that it's not gonna work, that will work. That is a one, so no, does not. So then I am going to, so I was here, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm gonna start running at him. Okay. Why didn't really get that fast? What is that?

Barbarian. It is his turn. It is Shivatu's turn. As he floats forward, still with his cross legs and his hands on his knees in this position. And he floats forward and he looks at you and move him up directly in front of you. in front of you. As he's walked to my left.

Your left is this way. Yeah, number one. And then he's going to just get in melee range of you. Oh, I see that way. And you see his hands move so quickly. And they glow with purple, but all of the strange, silvery magic. And it reminds you of the glow when Felix

uses his spell. And he presses, smashes his hand against you. He's going to make an attack. I think the crystal, that one moves up one more to make a square. Yes, yes. This one got knocked. Yeah.

Nope. Oh, no, you're right. It's holding both back. It is going to hit you as you feel psychic energy smash into you. Oh, yeah. It's going to do a bit of damage here. Let's see. I'm going to do bludgeoning first.

Wow, max damage. 21 points of bludgeoning. So at least that's halved. Where's my hell? So 10 juice. I don't have enough of you've 12s for this. Oh, you poor thing. Do you help?

No, I got it. Don't help him. Oh, wow, that was terrible. Oh, wait, hold on. He's so much. 28 points of psychic damage. Yikes. And you suddenly feel this strange,

this temporal effect come over you. I need to make a wisdom saving throw, please. Oh, wow. That's not good. A temporal. Beacon of hope is fine. Doesn't that help with what saving throws? Yes, actually.

Oh, it might be distance locked. No way. Because it's on me, right? Let me know. Or no. Is it from you? No, I choose creatures. Oh, fuck yeah.

And so when I cast it, you guys were all in range. And so for as long as I held my concentration for a minute, you advantage on wisdom saving. Holy shit. I had no idea. I'm a little rusty with my clear. That's much better. I was just scrolling through other things.

You know, that has literally never come into play. 17, the times you ever cast, that's gone. Unfortunately, that does not pass. Holy fuck. As he touched you and suddenly, and you feel you almost rush forward and you all see Toa disappear. Oh, well, that's great.

Are you fucking kidding me? I do not. Toa? As he blinks out of existence, as Toa is your rocketed forward in time. As he continues to, and wait, and he says, Now there are five.

And that's his turn. Hershey, you're up. Yikes. I want to break my elemental gem, which is a yellow diamond which will summon Earth elemental. Where would that stand? Next to me?

It has to be any... You can choose... Because you're basically casting the spell. So you can send it out somewhere within a range. It doesn't give me a range. It doesn't make an intelligence check for me. It lets you use the summon elemental spell, so it uses the rules of the spell.

So if you, you can see the spell at the top there, conjure elemental, so run under charge, right under charge, where it has the box, conjure, and then those are the rules there. Range 90 feet. What was the intelligence technique, you go? 19. With that, I would say you recall the words

that you had heard in your brain, how elementals cannot exist in this Citadel. And if you break the gem, it would waste it and the elemental would immediately get the spell. Oh, right. Slur! That's the back. I'm so glad Felix didn't take Conjure Elemental.

Never mind. She's not going to do that. I was going to have him break the stupid gem things that we're standing up right now. That sucks out a little bit. Maybe that's what I should be done instead. I will, do I know if Giths Arry are fiends because I'm in limbo or they... You know that only human noise can exist in this. Got it. That's right. You said that on me. Only human noise can be in this city of all that can exist.

I will just use my channel. my channel divinity to activate my sacred weapon as an action. Okay. The molten flail emerges and swirls around. It's a copy of Dakota. And then as a bonus action, I will move up next, well, I'll see where I am. I will just as a bonus action cast Sanctuary on Caprice.

Okay. Is, okay, so it's gonna, what's the attack roll on, who are you attacking with your weapon? I guess it's not gonna matter, he's gonna be up next and it's gonna drop. Who are you attacking with your weapon? I'm not, I use my action to... It attacks as part of its summoning. It does? It does.

Oh, I've been doing it wrong the whole time. So who's it attack? Whoops. I'll smack the guy number three. Okay, number three. You're gonna summon it, it behind Iris then. Oh, he's gonna be in its space. It's a channel divinity sacred weapon.

As an action, you view a weapon with positive energy. For one minute, the weapon is a spiritual weapon. Never mind. No, yeah. So you get a spiritual weapon. It glows radium. And then you... On the next turn, I start attacking. Okay. So, I'm using... Sorry, Bakhtiore. I'm using my bonus action for Thunderstimate. I'm not going to be sanctuary because it's going to drop off Caprice on the initiative. So I'll just cast Thunder's mite.

Uh-la-la-la-la-la. And I'll stay where I am. And with that, he's going to use his, uh, He's going to use a legendary action as you see him look at one of the large crystals directly next to you, Caprice, or close to you, and he sends it rocketing towards you. I need you to make a, that one is going to be rocketing towards Caprice. If only, is someone to cast sanctuary on me? I need you to make a dexterity saving form. That's got to be huge.

That's got to be huge. Lentie. Am I within your range for the bonusy bonus? No. It's 15 feet. It's 15 feet? No, it's only 10. It goes to 30, I believe, when she get level up.

But double check, make sure. I'm double checking now. I think it's 10. And you are outside of 10. Where am I? Oh, yeah. Because we're looking at like, you're looking at like seven and a half, like 12th. All right, well, let's go with.

But double check, make sure. 10 feet. Oh, yeah. And it's a saving throw. Yep. I have disadvantage on those because I'm exhausted. No, it's not an ability to check. Saving throw is different.

So you're fine. Yes. That's right. Yeah. I got a 20. 20. You manage to dodge it as you are going to take half of this. Do I remove this from the field of play? No, it's gonna crash directly behind him. Great. And it smashes down and you're going to take half of,

okay, it still grazes, wow, that was terrible. Oh my god. Two, five, six. Half of ten points of bludgeoning damage as it crashes down, it still embeds. Okay, with that, it is Luffy Starlin. Okay, I am going to make a spoon attack. I'm gonna just jab my spoon to the side of me

into number seven. Got on, big gap. No, 15, sorry. 15? 15? What guy? The blue seven? Oh, you were advantaged on that, by the way.

I am, okay. Oh, because they're reckless. In that case, it is a 24 to fifth. next snap as you smack it and kill it. They'll be more. Okay. Yeah, they will be. So he's going to die. Yep. He did. And then I'm going to move right up here to this little guy. Oh, hey, Louvty. Hey. And I'm just going to, I assume he's probably facing Capri,

so I'm just going to like, like, smack him in the back of the head with the spoon. And then I'm going to follow that up with my fury of blows and just like punch him in the kidneys. Okay. Yeah, you do that. Make the attack first. Make your first attack first. Spoon. Oh, that's not good at all. That's 11. And 11, you dodges out of the way. No. Okay. He dodges out of the way. Okay. So two on the arms. That is a 14 and a 25. 25 hit smacks into it.

A little big. Nine. Nine. Nine. Nine damage. Okay, to number two. To number three. number two, it smacks in, he's looking rough. Fuck, with that, it is not a bit. Okay, nine damage mission number two, okay. Sorry, okay, cool. He's looking very rough as,

or no, he's looking rough, as you smack into it, and with that, he's gonna use a legendary action to look at you Lufty, as you see as he sees you, and he's going to reach out and suddenly feel a psychic grip on your body to crush you and lift you up. With that,

I need you to make a strength saving from. Okay. Plus three. Nice to, oh yeah. Well, actually, no, it's a strength check.

So you need a, it's a, yeah, strength check. Ew. That's not this one. Wait, do I, is that this? Plus one.

Fuck. Five. You feel suddenly as you are grabbed by his mind and you are lifted 30 feet in the air and you

restraint. Okay. You are helpless. I have calmed all of limbo around me with my mind. What hope do you have? I don't care if you are immune for my mind domination. And that's his legendary action. With that's Reed's Turn, finally. Um, fucking hit hit him. Well, he has to roll lower because I'm going to turn to him. Hey, Shuvatu. Um, I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle. Here is my handle. Here. is my, uh-oh, and I'll catch his hideous laughter. Oh my God. What's the same throw? Yeah, DC-17. What is it? Oh, it's wisdom.

Well, I'm gonna use a legendary resistance. That's why I do that. And, um, fucking man, let's fucking go. That was not funny. And I'll turn real quick to Lucia. I'll be like, come on, we got this. Let's go, girl. And I'll give you inspiration.

If you look up in the air inspiration, it's a D10. And with that, he is going to, oh, his legendary action. Okay. With that, it's a layer action. And he is going to, you all, Iris is 100 feet away, right? No. Less than that. Okay, less than that.

Oh, yeah. So he looks at all of you, and you see a smile. creep to his face, and you all hear in your minds, you are powerless compared to my mind. Now see what it looks like to have unlimited power. As psychic lightning shoots out in a line, everyone needs to make a dexterity saving throw.

How wide is this line? It is 10 feet wide? It is, oh, let me see. Lightning bolt is only 5 feet wide. But if it's 10 feet wide, it'll get, well, no, it's going to. to get everybody in the, we'll get in between. Okay.

Is it no half a, all right, all right. If my team casting another spell, I wanna, you said, Dex? I'm gonna counter spell. Is it a spell? Are you? You do have your reaction back. Is it a fifth level, lettingle.

He has his reaction back. Yes. So I'll countercalf a third level. Plus nine. Or no, it's plus, 18, I succeed. About plus nine plus five. Plus five.

14. 14. I do not succeed. Why is it only plus five? Because it's a check. It's not a saving throw. He's adding his proficiency because it's a- He's adding his charisma.

So it's just be his plus five charisma bonus. It's a charisma check. Sorry. Make an ability check using your though. And you're actually disadvantaged too because of your thing. Oh, that's all. We don't remember that last time.

It's fine. Sorry. This one can succeed. I'll let it happen. It zaps doubt. Everyone needs to make a dexterity saving throw. Oh, I actually got a 17 plus hers's three is going to give me a 20.

Oh, I get three from you. 20. 22. Passes. Passes. Unfortunately, barely misses. Damn. I'm taking some damage here, but not the fall.

The exhausted thing is not good. I'm a million. No, that's very, very bad. For counter spell, special. But in general. Yikesoo. Yikesu. I love that guy.

Sorry, I'm going to roll. This is like Shivato. Yikazu, Yaku Zoo, Yikazoo, Zoo, Yikazoo, And with that nine, 13, oh wow, 14. Change it up a little bit, you know. Some visual interest. 30. Earlier he said kill two birds with one stone.

In Galtica, we say cooked two meats on one fire. 47 points of psychic damage. Half of you passed, 18 is the DC for his business. 47 divided by two is 23. Correct. Fuck. Jesus. I'll use...

Speaking of hope is down. I believe that. Shield Master invasion, so I take no damage. I'm sorry, but I'm so glad I did not cast haste on you. This is a disaster. Okay, with that. It is... It is...

It's a layer. Oh, that was the layer? Yes, that was the layer. Good to know. I am going to stand where I'm at. Oh, Murs is dummy. Okay, both of them are. shorter than me.

They're over their heads. Great. And I'm wearing chain. Give me a moment. Oh, fuck. Oh, yeah. Would I be in the area effect? Because I'm 30 feet up?

You wouldn't. Apologies. So you're spared. Zero damage is. Thank you for the DM. We are, um... So what was it? So what are we fighting?

Why are you? We don't really know. I got like body crushed and like sucked up into the air, so I'm like training in air. Oh. I didn't realize what happened here. Basically a Githzerai mystic, a very powerful Githsari mystic, who has a citadel in the plain of limbo.

I love lightning bolts. And he's got a throne here. Can you like put me on something so I don't forget about that? Ready to Nap's guess was close. I'm gonna look at the one in front of me. Oh, it's not a Gip Yankee, it's a Gizzerai. I don't know the difference. They're like, it's like sub-races.

Fair enough. Very close. Great fucking guess right into that. Jesus. 22 to hit. Can you stick me on top of that's what we're going to put it for friends that I'm up. Yeah.

That's what's your great idea to like put it booster up on a D6. Yeah, we need to get one of those like elevation counters. Those are really cool. I want to get you to Christmas. Elevation counters. We didn't do secret Santa this here. Eight points of necrotic damage.

He shrivels up and dies directly in front of you and collapses to the ground. He is dead. Wait, which one? The one next iris. Three. Three. The minion. Okay. With that, it is...

Monsters one? Monsters one. Grab the other turban. That's near the mic. Oh, good. So they're all the monsters. It's good. It's the monks. Okay.

So they're gonna just all use their attacks on Caprice. Oh my God. So he'll move up and... That's six to ten. Providey doesn't have reach. Please. This is fucked. We are fucked.

It's not good. Certainly not good. What's your AC? Natural one. 13. Abby's asking how many beans does this mystic have right? Only two hit. Only two hit as they attempt to strike.

And so does what do any versus psychic matter? New. Okay, I'm just going to roll all of this. One, two. Are you resistance to psychic as Frost? Weirdly no. That is weird. 16.

He's wrong, 19. In the new wizard. psionic subclass, when you turn into your thought form, you are either immune or resistant, at least to psychic. 35 points of damage. Thought form. Pts, puss. As the, ah, fuck! And with that, is Felix's turning. Having just seen my best friend vanish from existence, I'm still holding the dagger, and there's some embers and some flame that has just, you know, settled from my hand. I see my friend vanish and I say,

T'a, so no! You bastard, get me my friends back! And my arms ignite. I mean, with a fury that you have never seen before ever, and I cast emulation on this creature. Okay. This motherfucker right here. Seems to be a saving throw. Dex 17. Look at that. Emolation. You're breaking my...

I get a 16, so I am going to use a legendary resistance. Hey. As... It's not good enough. Fuck. Dude, how you can't counter still legendary resistance. He burned it, though. He's still gonna take half.

Yes. Which is good. Which is good. I get to re-roll ones. So that's gonna be eight, nine, ten, sixteen, twenty, uh, 23, 28 divided by two is 14 plus, uh, sorry, 28 plus five is going to be 33 divided by two. Will be 17, 17 or 16. 16 points of fire damage.

and unfortunately that's it is he concentrating on Lufti so he is so he's going to roll motherfucker and I don't move and that's my turn

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You're blank. You, you, he just hit you and he blinks and he, uh, smiles evilly at you. And do, and he's going to, after just burning your turn, he's now going to hit you. And... Hold on, let me see. What the fuck? Where's the best of the times? And with that, I'm going to make... How many attacks do you have?

Fuck. Oh, there it is. Actually, let's see his temporal strikeback. He does not. True seven. I love that shit. I'm not advantage, right? Correct.

I have a problem to my own. I'm very, very weak. Oh, yeah, you're fucked, too. That's fine. One's going to four we miss. The other is going to be a 24. to hit. That does hit? He smashes into you with his unarmed strike. Does psychic versus bludgeoning matter? Oh yeah. Okay. So bludgeoning is going to be 20 points of bludgeoning.

Okay. Ten. And then as 11. 15 points of psychic damage. As it racks your brain and he is going to, he is going to stay there, I think. think. And with that, that's gonna be, oh, hold on. Do I feel older? You just got, you just literally just went six seconds in the future. Oh. You just got rocketed six seconds in the future. So as far as what I saw, did I see like... He literally hit you and suddenly you went out of time and then suddenly he was the next to you again, and he basically... It was instant. So I didn't see like the intro to Doctor Who or is like, ooh, and it's like, and it's an awkward show.

No, you didn't. I wish. He actually, I didn't roll his third attack. Oh, there's a third attack, eh? That is a 17. That would have hit. Okay, it misses. You managed to dodge out of the way, damn it.

Okay, with that, it's her turn. That's his turn. Looking up at Lufty, there's no way that I can possibly get her down. She's 30 feet in the air. Yeah, you're not going to jump down. Okay. I'm gonna bonus action check a potion of heroism, so I get 10 temporary hit points,

and I get the blessed. I miss what you said, I'm sorry. I've only we had a climbing bag. Some sort of climbing bag. That is amazing. That's amazing. So bonus action chugged a potion of heroism, so I have 10 temp HP and I get the blessed on.

You feel heroic as you down it. Heroism. Heroism. So then I will, do I feel like these crystals, like this one that just got shot at Caprice, is it still like illuminating? Like it has a magical energy? Does it like, it's charging him?

There's a light in it, but it's not zapping you. Like it's not hitting, yeah, it's still active. It's dimmer than it was before when they were focusing on it. So it's kind of like this dull glow. Okay. Can I infer from it being there with the other ones that it's somehow maybe charging him or fueling his power at all?

Or are they just there? I would say it'd be very, You know that they were charging that. Until you try to engage in some way, you may not be able to, you would not know. Okay. You're certainly welcome to try. I'm just gonna smack this guy next to me on the right.

With a this plus nine, five plus, and I still have 14. 14 hits, you, hold on, plus you. Bless you. No, 14, he dodges out of the way, actually. I have blessed going and fucking, I rolled a two. God fucking damn it.

So, second attack. That's not my gosh. Oh yeah, that should have 23, looks like, it's like 32. 23, that does, you cave in his chest and he collapses to the ground. He's dead. All of the orcs are now dead.

Well, then Thunder smite is gone too, I guess. Correct, yes. I'm gonna go up to this way or this way. Oh, Crystal. Oh, there goes left. And loves he's dead. And we got what you got to. So these guys should still be within 10 feet of me.

Everyone's now on 10 feet. So yeah, I'm asked my turn. Okay. What the fuck is this crystal doing? Caprice, can you figure it out? Also, are you feeling okay? No. Oh, God.

He fuchs up blood. And with. Antilal plant. He is going to use a legendary action to send another crystal. actually closer to that you're gonna send it a careening towards a Persian okay dexterity saving throw please and we end up here I can't use my fucking he's my puldron here it can sound a ranged attack Poldron does your oil of flippiness help at all no that gives you freedom of

that's just grapple and then restrained oh yeah well and no uh difficult to shit if I'd known that I would have greased up with hersa well this wouldn't. Oh, so saving throws so I can add blessed for this. We'll see if it matters. So far, freedom of mean movement doesn't even matter. It would, well, unless your spell was grappled. It's it. The strain does not, doesn't count. It's anything that would take 25s an action to get out of the ground. You're the full damage. The crystal connects you. So you're not prone as you're gonna take the full amount out of this. Oh, no. What's the pink? Wow. Now, where does the crystal land like 20? Right behind me.

Is reasonable here? That's reasonable. Yeah. Okay. Cause I'm trying to think like at a diagonal. You wanna knock her over. We now all have- 32 points of bludgeoning damage as it smashes into you and you are knocked chrome. You gotta have that 10 pippoints.

A little Dorf lady. Yeah, I can't do anything. With that it is a Lifty's turn. You are in there. You can make it, you can use your action to make an acrobatics or athletics check. I'm gonna just flux and bust right out.

I'm gonna do that. Yeah, you Bonesy Birdman. What do I have to do, athletics? Athletics or acrobatics. Oh, hi, thank you. You're right, you're in deep shit. Sadly, you are out of range. I have to keep doing what I'm doing, though.

Because I'm only fighting. Because I'm in an RMP moment. You, well, you burn. It's fine. It's fine. 25? You manage to wriggle. Despite his mind gripping you,

you manage to actually wriggle, and he's unable to hold you and you land. You fall 30 feet. Gracefully with a slow fall. Yes, you do. You have slow fall. Is it, is it? Can I perhaps kick a leg out and just stomp that guy

in the fucking head while I'm falling? You know what? I would say, because you're falling, rule of cool, make a quick acrobatic check to see if you're able to do that. Okay, that's great. Yeah, plus nine is... 22. I will say, I make one arm on arm,

on him. I would do that. For landing on him. Yeah. Okay. And I will tell you, I'll tell you what it does. Nine. 23.

23. 23. Yeah. You are able to land on him, and you're not quite attacking, you're just dropping and you're drop-kicking him. And so that is gonna deal. And what number is he?

Number two. Number two, 13, and that was the one that was weakened. You land where the sickening, crack his neck breaks and collapses onto the ground as you fall on top and then move. Nice job, look. Nice job, look. Okay.

I'll take my little thingy back. So do I lose my turn? Yeah, well, that was your action, yeah. Can I move at all? You can move. You just fell. You would be taking opportunity attacks unless the final plan. I think that's okay. Oh, no, you want help.

Okay. Caprice looks fucked. He looks like he's in deep shit. I'm just gonna come right here. Okay. And you do that, and with that, he is going to. It's Caprice's turn. Oh.

Oh, it's a Carpice's turn now. Okay, so nothing happens and I will look at the two a monk gentleman in front of me. How are they looking? Monk gentlemen, they look rough. They've been singed. They're not on-death door, but they're looking rough. Welcome, Birdman.

It's Birdman. Harvey Birdman. Attorney at Lock. Back when Steven Colbert and voice were. No way. I didn't know that. He was the chief. I didn't know that.

Yell at Toa. Toa, steal yourself. You got this. Beat the shit out of him. Inspiration. I pick up blood, you see blood pouring out of my nose and ears. Seriously? Oh, yeah.

Me too, buddy. I will shoot myself into a Tyrannosaurus rex with Pollymore. Yay, we love this. Okay. Boopoo! I would say he can just like, how big is the crystal? Just crush it. Right?

I mean, like, right? You turn into a massive Tyrannosaurus Rex. Mm-hmm. And with that, he is going to... Yeah, that'll be the conclusion. Use his last legendary action to look at you, Caprice, as a dinosaur. And he's going to say, your tricks would not work here, and he make a strength saving throw.

But you're a T-Rex now. We'll see what happens. It is your, is it a T-Rex's strength? You use the stat block, yeah? And they might be proficient also in... Why doesn't it have the actual scores on you? That's very annoying. I mean, I have a 25 string, but what is that actually in modifier language?

I got you. That's a plus seven. A 26 strength is plus eight. So 25 of you plus seven. Plus seven. Yeah. Okay. So your strength is plus seven. That's in 11.

In 11. You feel as your Tyrannosaurus body is crushed and you see this massive Tyrannosaurus get lifted up in the air. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Where are you going, Caprice? I can't talk to you. You can hear my psychic scream. Do your T-Rex impression.

You know what's that? Your T-Rex. There you go, that's good. It's either a T-Rex or a beluga whale. You're not an insult the Luluga whales. That's the Steven Spielberg T-Rex. Oh my God. Lay reactions.

Did I take damage from that? That's very good. I don't think, right? No, no, you're just held. He is going to see that you are, in his business and he looks at all of you and his eyes flashed and his heads sort of shift and he becomes blurry. Attacks actions are at disadvantage against him until the next initiative round point.

Yikes. Good thing I don't give a fuck about that. Iris, you're up. I am going to forget that it was my turn. Great. And all the monks are good. No, there are two left. Oh, that's right. They're behind King Crem. I am going to use my feline agility to get...

Oh, is he that big? To get... They're huge. All the way up. I didn't know that. Close to Toa. Like, maybe like three spaces away from Toa. Yeah.

Wow. Oh, no, actually, I'm going to straight up to Toa. You're gonna pass and take one opportunity attack, unless there's a reason why you wouldn't. That's fine. Okay. Opportunity attack, an arm strike. That's gonna be a nine.

a nine. You manage to dodge and just sprint forward to tow him. And I'm gonna put my hand on him at a fourth level in cast hair names. You do that. Thank you, Iris. Oh, my age. Okay, he's out of blood interactions.

With, you feel Iris's paw on your back as Shivatu has been obliterating you and you feel your wounds close. It is now your turn. Who's turn? Of Felix, oh Felix, yeah. You are too. The flames were riding up my name.

gloves towards my my elbows I as I see Toa reappear and and all of my friends are a mess I basically shout to this this this being this whatever it is no no more this ends now the flames go up to my shoulders and I cast emulation again okay deck 17 that's gonna get natural 20 shut the Wow. Natural 20 plus... We roll ones and twos. 30.

You're cute. Natural 20? I don't think I can do anything. It's going to be 12. 17 plus 6 is going to be 23, 24, 25, 26, 27. Plus 8 is going to be 35 plus 5 is going to be 40 points of fire damage. 40 points of fire damage. Wow.

Well, half of that, right? 20 is... Unfortunately. So 20 points. And is... Is he concentrated. As he is concentrated trading on Caprice, as he, let's see.

You maintain it? I'm gonna see, so 20 points of damage, what's the DC on that? Just 10. Just 10. It would have been 21 or 22 to matter. It's not worth it to legend your resistance, this.

As it bursts on him and the fire disrupts his concentration, and Caprice, you feel yourself, begin to fall. As you fall 30 feet, I need Heria. Persia? Oh, boy. Yeah, I mean, he's huge, right? I mean, Virgia and the bunch to make, what you call it? And there's a crystal right below him too.

So prone, is this a disadvantage or how does it work? Yes, yes. What did my pro-ing? Dixirty? Decks safe. I'm gonna smack this guy right in the face. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Can I just wiggle out of your feet just in time when he was like a bar of soap?

I'm a tornadoes right. I don't know. I'm just a ball. Actually, that would be pretty great. Oh, man, Dex. Oh, no, Caprize. They got an 11. 11.

They also take some damage, right? Trump doesn't say that you're disadvantaged. No, I can just roll. A trolling creature's only movement option is to crawl, unless it stands up under the condition, which could technically mean she can't get out of it, and it's just hit by it. The creature has disadvantage on attack rolls,

and an attack roll against the creature has advantage of the attack or is at the creature, the creature, otherwise the attack was disadvantaged. Welcome. So I could just roll regular for your house. So yes. Yeah, roll normal. I'll re-roll it.

As you smash down and you sland hard on the ground, I need to make an acrobatics check to see if you can stay on your feet. You smash down. The monks are looking to, as Iris rushes past them, and they're looking to chase after, and suddenly, they were splattered by the Tyrannosaurus Rex. You needed an acrobatics for me to feel that stand like to do. to see if you're prone.

Bye y'all. Acrobatics is deck? Yes. 12. 12. You unfortunately fall prone, but you are no longer being restrained as you take, do you fail?

I failed, yeah. You take 25 points of watching damage. As he smashes into you, but you are not swall. And with that, that's Felix's turn. He doesn't have his toe at your up. What is this is. He's got one more lightning resistance, please. Does somebody fuck this guy?

But like in the bad way. Do I feel like he is very dodgy? You get that sense. Okay. What you're robbed. Well, he said he would have advantage on a certain attacks for a turn. Yes, I'm going to bonus action down a,

one of my final casks of Lopor's revelry. You take his now age at this point. It is delicious as you doubt and you feel the magical properties. And then I'm going to make I'm going to make recklessly, so normally, I am going to, do I want to make a power attack? All start with one power attack and see how it goes.

I mean, given who we're fighting, it's power. What was it? Deck save was for, I'm guessing 12 misses, right? What? 12 misses? 12 misses, yes. I'm gonna make a regular attack here. That is a 22 to him. 22.

And, hold on. As you are going to smash into it, a shimmering shield raises up and it blocks your mole. Let's see if I practice a second attack here. I do not. I think I'm done, and I will roll my healing potion biz. Okay. Oh shit, that was only for one hit.

Well, shield is gone now. Wait, does it not work like spell shield? Yeah, it is. So it ain't until the start of his next round. It's his turn right now. Then yes. Yeah, it's gone. Well, it's going.

That was for one, that. Great. Um, I'm going to Earth. We're missing, uh, um, let's see if he gets his to pull a strike back. He does. And as, uh, and as he looks at you, uh, once again, and he says,

Uh, have a fun trip. And he's going to make an attack against you. Fuck. I'm kidding. Eighteen? Are we violizing brute whore? 18. That misses.

You dodge out of the way, and that is his turn. You're not going to move. Oh, he's going to get fucking his skull-bashed in if he does. No, actually, he is going to move towards that kind of window area. Son of a gun. Which window area? Towards the ladies' tables. Damn it, how many spaces? 30.

5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. May I take my reaction? You may. I'm not going to. Okay. He floats away from you. And with that, it is... Is this 15 this way?

Yeah. With that, it's where to... 15? Yeah. Oh, my God. Be off me. Big Ulf. And am I just prone or my grappled?

You're prone. You're prone. Okay. He's got knocked down. He's not like crushing the... On top of me. But is he blocking the road? Yes, he's absolutely.

blocking the entire thing. Can I climb him? You can make an athletics check to see how well you can get over him. Don't get... And it was when he gets up, don't get tough to the head. Well, she's slippery. That's true. So it be harder or? No, it says freedom of movement. Freedom of movement says that you are not affected by, it might be magical terrain. Yeah, it says unaffected by difficult terrain from, uh, from spells from spells and magical effects cannot, well, hold on. So a physical, like, A giant T-Rex. Would not count for physical freedom of movement.

The idea is that if it was like they were to like shift the earth, you would just fucking go through it. Okay. Freedom of movement. I'm sorry, Kimma. The only reason I know about this is because Vandris just applied it before we took a break. Slippery.

So I can't slither underneath him or around him or anything. He's just completely back. I would say you can make an Atlantic check to see how you can slip by. Yes, the T-Rex is technically magical, But it's not the magical ability that's causing a difficult terrain. Says the targets movement is unaffected by difficult terrain. Oh, and spells and other magical effects can either reduce the target. Oh yeah.

So yeah, the directs. If that's the case, so be it. Yes, you can slip under it then. I thought it specifically said like magically created different terrain. The target can also spend five feet of movement to automatically escape from non-magical restraints such as manacles or . Yes, so you can slide under, you can penguin slide. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to get on my belly and penguin slide underneath him. So 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35. You have these half your movement to get up, right? So you actually just get to like sliver over over and is it prone? Yeah, prone. And oily slip around doesn't do anything like that. Yeah, I guess I hate that.

So what do I have now? You have three squares left. Okay. So you, but three squares in any direction. I have 35 feet of movement. Is that full three squares? Three and a half squares. Yeah.

So I see you just barely pop out on the other side of Caprice. Yeah, so if you want to appear next to the Lifty, you could. As you get in, the oil is like, yeah. Right, right. You use a little . So far, you're not appropriate. It's like casting flash into a wall.

You appear on the other side. Yeah, exactly. Right. You kind of get stopped and it, and you pop up on the other side. Oh, I hate all the mouth. Oh, that's my fetish. As my action, I will cast aura vitality, which causes a healing energy to radiate

from me in an oar of 30 feet until the spell ends, or a moves with you centered on you. You can use a bonus action to cause one creature in the aura, including you to regain 2d6 hit points. Who seems the lowest between like, I guess, Toa, Iris and Lofti. I'm guessing the T-U-X is fine. I look quite bubbly.

I'm a little, I'm bloody. I'm a little, I'm bloody. Not far below bloodied, but I'm certainly, I would have to in-character ask. How's everyone look in? Feel like shit. I'll heal Iris for two days. That was very slick.

That's good. I reject my worn patent hugs for five healing. I will reject them, thank you. You said for five? For five. Two and six healing. That's my action, my bonus action, and my movement, so that's my turn.

And with that, he's gonna use a legendary action to me, man, levitating crystal next to Utah on, and it flies. Oh, the one next to Toa, towards the TV. Dexterity saving throw for me. I can see it coming, presumably. So I will advantage that business.

Pretty good. Oh, 18? Oh, boy. 17. Oh, boy. 10. 16. Let me confirm. 7.

That's fine. 18 points of bludgeoning damage. Smash it, you are knocked pro. That's not fun. Okay, lift you're up. Which is nine total, right? Because I'm just tapped. Who me?

Guess you? Could be. Excuse me. I'm gonna prone you, but face down so it doesn't fucking be cheeky. Oh no, that's the guy. We're all cuddle bugging. I am going to just bubbly bounce as quick as I can,

and I'm gonna go all the way over here because I have 50 feet of pool. Yeah, no, you easily get up to him. Yeah, I do. And then I am going to make a, um, Sorry. Oh shit. Mike's gonna start making the rat noises

from Donkey Kong pretty soon. Oh, yeah. What do they sound like? Okay. Yeah. When you jump up, I assume dog on country too, right? With the rat.

Yeah. So it always uses half your movement to get out. Yes. So I'm gonna just have been running at him with my spoon. And then when I get there, yeah, swing out at him. Correct. Yeah, get that motherfucker.

16. 16. My dog is out. out of the way. Can I, I guess I can't add an inspiration after that, can I? Oh, yeah, you can. I can, can I just tack it on? What? Rat and Boss, maybe the beavers.

He'd be naughty. Oh, you're disadvantaged though. So I'll say you saved that, because he is blurry. Oh, I forgot you was blurry. Okay. You don't probably missed anyway. Yeah. Okay, so that would be.

So you keep your inspiration. That's the spoon attack. He, it's blurry, it dodges out of the way. Okay, so second, I will make it a disdance. So we've got two threes. Two threes, yeah, I know, he dodges out of the way. His AC is 20 just for everyone's context. So my Kimmel was actually referring to very naughty,

the Beaver boss from D. Oh, oh. So good. Yes. Wow, that's surprisingly happy. Oh. You love that. Bung, bong, bong.

Oh. One club. Is it too close? That's way too close. Anybody's for business. What is that? Holy fuck, it's real. I'm seeing that missus too.

He's 20. Man, I've been worthless this fight. Holy shit. I'm gonna try. Fucking tell me about it, mother father. Well, I mean, the beaver's a rodent. It's the second largest rodent in the world. He's the American beaver.

Okay. So I hit him, and I'm going to spend a key point to make that a stunning strike. Oh, wait, what did you have? She got a 21. I used my inspiration and got a 21 on my last hit. 21. Is he gonna do it? Is he gonna do it?

shield. Okay. Fuck you. As he, the shimmering shield washes over him. And that is his second shield. Oh, I don't know what I'm doing on my fucking turn. Who knows? What the fuck should I do?

Just get up and look at him and go, make sure he doesn't do a layer action unless you do it. You get up at him and you charge him and fight his face off. He is, however, going to look at you and return with his own unarmed strength. Why? Because, I don't know. Just tuned in and you spoiled the ending of Donkey Kong. Oh my God.

17 to hit you. That's good. Does not get the . You dodge out of the way from his hand. I want to be fair. This is donkey con. He's going to teleport. He's going to teleport.

I'm sure. 25-year-old game, and that's the first boss. And it's referring to K Rule being knocked on its side. That's fair. That's the final boss. You are all in looking weak. Do you wish to give up and become my mine slaves? Fuck this guy.

I am gonna fucking, I am, I'm so angry. I'm so fucking, you stand up. Blank is mad. Now I can't move through her, can I stop over her jess? I know you're huge, so it's, and yeah, you'd be able to get up. It's just difficult to be getting past her. Can you move me 25 feet closer towards him? So like, get around the corner and make that one.

So you're here. Actually, no, just go up this way. If you can't get towards him, so he blinks another direction. I trust rich. Okay, all right. That's 25 feet. So, well, you know, What's your dual movement speed?

50? 50? So hold on. So hold on. But then getting through her would be difficult to rain. So it would be... So you'd lose 10, so you're down to like 50. I would just be straddling her.

So hold on. So you have 25 last. Two sizes bigger. One, two. Yeah, you can move over her. Three. Oh, oh. You're right.

You're right. So. So give me a 25. One. Two and a half. No, no. Sorry. One, two.

That's his shield work. Three and a half. You can probably get there. It's the whole right. gives him plus five. You get it. Shield is until his next turn. I'm okay.

So you get us five, it was AC. I just start lumbering, stomping towards charging in my teeth, saliva flipping off. Slavering. I'm very pissed off Duranosaurs Rex and I'm stomping towards him. Do you want to use your action to sprint or would you look to dodge or? Oh. Dash. I will 100% use my action.

Yeah, because then you can't get away from you. You have your reaction. You still get to take an opportunity. There. Yes. Fuck this guy. Oh my god. I am. My ghost spoiling. He's going to use his legendary action to look at you as his massive... Trannosaurus. That's really concerned. And he's going to say, like, getting bigger will not make it better.

And he's going to... Strength saving. Strength saving. That's not true. I know it is the motion of the ocean. I've been told many times. I can't touch my junk. And strength saving throw for me. Strength, you say. 18. 18.

Bye. Natural one. Eight. Eight. As you are lifted 30 feet in the air. Fuck! In the fuck out. Lipsy's gonna die when I fucking unload on the guy.

Okay. Layer action. Lair. Oh, layer action. Oh, layer. I hardly even know her. Oh, no. Layer action, oh, no.

These blur drops. And... And with that, the layer action, he's going to look around, and his eyes are gonna glow, and spin around. All four of the crystals rise into the air. Rise and are going to attack. One is gonna fly at Luffy.

No. Another's gonna fly at Iris. One's gonna fly at Felix, and the other is gonna fly at Herzum. Is deck saving? Dex saving throw DC-18. Decks, you say. And as they begin to glow and shake. I fail.

I actually pass this time. Holy fuck. I fail. 23. I fail. First bad roll I had all day. No, wasn't. I rolled in your box. Okay. You can roll in my box any day, babe. You heard me, boy.

Oh. Oh, I felt. Spicy, team. Do we get knocked thrown? I passed, but I failed. My friend. 22 points of bludgeoning damage if you fail, and you are not prone. Half in, not a no prone. Oh, no.

I have my reaction, so I feel masturbation. It slam at you. And with that, it is Iris is turning. I don't know why I'm looking for you. I am. I'm sorry, so it seems like you're right. I'm gonna stand up and I'm gonna put my hand on myself in front of everybody and cast Cure Wins at the level. When I think about you, I touch myself. No, I already used to first level one on Toa, but thank you for looking out for me.

Do you take half damage if you pass? Yes, yes. What was the total? 22, so you take 11. Yeah, 11 points of damage. And you were not. I think we did difficult terrain for moving through allies. No?

No, because he was so big, he stepped over you. He's two sizes. Oh, okay. Yeah, so it was, but he's two sizes bigger, so he can just step right over here. You felt a giant Tyrannosaurus slumber over you. Like the top of you were very small. Okay.

You heal yourself. You feel the power of a new vest. With that, it is he cannot legendary action. Why should you put your boss in? So using half of my movement, as I stand up, my arms are completely engulfed in flames. I spit blood on the ground as I push myself up. The bookmark that Zern has given me begins to glow. My torso is engulfed in flames.

And I cast emulation one more time on this guy and say, everything you know will be reduced to ash. Oh, yeah. Fuck, yeah. Oh, no, pedal. No pedal. And that is a natural. So it last legendary. Fuck this guy. I'm so fucking mad.

Let's go, Andy. Mope. And I'm gonna re-roll all of these. Thank you, Mike, for the magic I knew you gave me. Fuck. Yeah, suck my balls. Still not great, unfortunately. That's gonna be a 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 17, 18, 19. Uh, plus 12 is gonna be a 31 plus 5 will be a 36, divided by 2 will be a 6.18, yes. 18. He gets bursted. Fuck you, Mike.

18. Speaking of a donkey, big feet, like bald. But I'm in a lot. And so he's gonna make the Constitution saving throw. D.K. Spoilers. Watch out, D.C. is, Jesus. Okay. I'm not supposed to be taking Caprice's job in this flight. And suddenly, Caprice, you feel yourself drop again.

If he loses concentration. And he's going to look up and any drops, he's gonna make a saving throw. Poor Luke. Do I get crushed? He gets crushed too. He gets crushed too. He gets crushed too.

Yeah, no, he fails. It's a same throw. Okay. Body slamming. But some elbow behind it, Caprice. Don't give it to it. Can you make a fix around with my tail? Can you make a next area saving throw form?

I certainly can try. You're gonna take half of this. Okay. Where the fucking is. put this away. He's a human idiot. Dexterity, I think it's just a three. We'll see. 25 points of bludgeoning damage if you failed. 25. Yeah. If you failed, which is dropped. He's gonna take it too as he is now prone beneath the tail. And I have to make a constitution safe and throw out. He was

K-rushed. He was gay rushed. Oh my god. 14. No, it's more. I don't know what I like. It's so good. It's a D-K. Country, man. Okay, fuck. So he's crushed by a Tyrannosaurus, and you're prone.

Oh, wait, wait, what, saving through the yet? I got a, um, uh, 11, oh, I got like 11 straight. 11 straight, you are prone and you take the full amount of that damage. So, 25. 25, sorry, 25. Uh, yeah, no. With that, it is Toa's turn. I don't like this guy very much.

How's he looking, by the way? He's barely been touched. That's what I feel. He is stuck in a T-Rex of the ass. He's prone and there's a T-Rex tail on him. I see the T-Rex over there and I say, that T-Rex gave this potion and I might as well use it. There's a bonus action.

I will pop the potion of haste. And I will fift. Let's fucking go! I've used 20 feet, but now I have 60 more feet of movement. So that should be enough to get up here. This is the first time any of you have seen him touch the ground. As he is now these trapped underneath a massive tail.

It's the first time he's been put on his back foot. Unleash. So now I will, I'm advantaged, correct? He's prone? Yes. Yes. So do I make them power attacks? I'm just trying to fucking end this guy.

Is that when you... He has shielded. He still shields. Oh, so I will not do that. But I will make two attacks. What is AC is 25? Currently is 25. 25?

25. You could possibly break concentration on them, right? Is shield a concentration? Oh, that's not even close. That's not even close. Can we crush these cripple models? You don't have to try it. I mean, I mean, I should have been casting chatter.

I've been casting chatter. I played this whole comment. I got horribly wrong. You're living to learn. Do you? It is. I think that's a product with Fury, but I got a natural 20 on one. Hey, gotta give it up.

Oprah D'Rour! Over the D'Rour! Everybody, create your roll. That misses. It just misses by one, right? Yep. Wait, seriously? Yep.

We got shield up. That's right. Sorry, hold on. Let me just go to actions real quick. Damn, yeah, 24. And I got two 24's. No fucking way. But I got, I credit him.

Still so good. which is nice. Four two attacks. Oh, but I already bonus action. Fuck. So I will one, two, three, one, two, three, four, five. 26 because I'm a barbarian. Shield is very good.

Yeah. Not bad. Not bad. So 10, 16, um, 20, 22, uh, 32, uh, 32 damage. 32 damage. You smash into him as he's on his back.

32. Bop. Buh. Okay. You're smack into him and it is now his turn. What is he going to do? He's right here. If you guys can see him.

I'm trying to get him in view here. There is. He's like behind everybody. He's right there. That looks like shit. He's like a horrific yellow alien guy. I don't like him. I don't care for him.

I don't care for him. Looks like a beard made of flesh. He called me old flesh beard. He is going to use his own. action as he's surrounded now. Are coming down the stairs. Oh, wow. In pajamas.

Oh, he, I have not, has he recharged. He did not recharge his trip, World Strike. So he is going to look at everyone. It doesn't act. The banana skin is surrounded. He is going to just see you haste it. He's going to just unleash a flurry of blows onto you. Is he advantaged or no?

He is not because I did not use reckless. He flops back up. He's hovering in the air now. And. And all three are going to hit. When Luffy made me think about getting underneath earlier, I should mention worry blows. I'm an idiot.

You're still raging, right? I am indeed raging. Okay. Salt the bludgeoning first. This might be it. You can't talk like that, that's all right? It might be it forketele is what we're saying. 24 points of bludgeoning damage.

Okay. And 12 points of psychic. Holy hand grenade. The next one, he followed. up with... Yeah, that's... That's one head. This guy's a miss-y.

50 points of bludgeoning. And... You gotta be kidding. Uh... 13 psychic. I'm down. And he's going to reach down and look at you.

And with a... As you fall down, he says, your friend would die. And with that, you criss me, right? It crits you. So two death saves. Yeah. Okay.

Perfect drop. Bonus action. See, I can get to him. Yeah, I can get to. Yeah, I can do it. So this is. 15. Well, this is, this is 30.

That's 30 minimum. You're getting two toe. And I got 35. So can I cast this at a higher level? Yes, I can. You can, but whether it has an higher level. Because he might not do anything additional. Are we still disadvantaged?

I'm sorry. So any spell can be cast at a higher level. It just might not ramp up. His shield is down, by the way. Okay. I was going to just cast cure wounds. I just made sure I'd have it for payroll. So I'll do cure wounds at a second level.

Okay. And then I will do my bonus action. Thank God. 2D8 as well. Oh wow, that's actually really good. So that's 18 plus 21. You feel the power of Morden. Wash over you.

You return to consciousness. Come on Toa, get up. Believe in you. Come on my head. You desperately rage against the inevitable ride is struggle. And that's my full turn, bonus action and action. Okay, with that, it is.

on my back like, like, disadvantaged on him now? Is he still shimmery or like, am I disadvantaged on me? You were not disadvantaged on him. However, he is going to

no, no, skip that. He's in a legendary action and he is going to see Toa down and he's going to make an advantage strike. He's not,

he's not stupid, right? He probably has a very heightened score. That's what a big bad of him do. all. Can I impose disadvantage on that as a reaction? He's within, let me see. You are not next to him, so he is a totally, his face is literally right there.

So I'm technically in this square. It's a square. I don't think of some. The enemy has to me within five feet of me, not in total. That is going to hit as bludgeoning first. How are they having to be cool? Fourteen bludgeoning. Got me more of them key points.

You can't be more of him key, boys. 21 psychic damage. I'm down. As the psychic energy shocks your brain. Okay. Oh, thank you. Yeah! You fuck.

The second you come on, you just see a sciotic fist I'll punch into your face. Nothing but more pain. It's like pain and then nothing and then nothing. Okay. Let you go. Take a, a spoon.

swipe out in. Okay. We miss. I'm gonna take another swing swipe out in. Which will miss? I'm going to... What is they see? 18, 20.

20? Yeah. It dropped back down. Yes. On his turn, and drop back to 20. So I rolled it 10, so that was a 19. And the second one will hit. Okay.

For how much? Stunning break. Yeah. I need to know how much, what did it hit, though? It was over 20. He's out of legendary resistance. It hit 20. Then it's 20?

22 hit. Shield. Okay. As he cast shield a third time. Okay. And then I will make another for my bonus attack. Okay. 25 AC.

You know fights are serious. 27. 27? You just spite of your age at this point. And you punch through the arching shield cracks just for a moment as you put up. the psionic shield that surrounds him, and it cracks for a second that you punch through.

I think that drops shield, doesn't it? No. No. I just flavor like that. Six bludgeoning and seven lightning damage. Six bludgeoning and seven lightning? And it'll be a stunning strike, so he has to make a con saving throw.

Six bludgeoning and how much damage total, by the way? It was, oh, sorry. Six bludgeoning. Eighteen total damage. Okay. as you smack into him and he needs a saving throw? Yes. A...

Com 15, do you see? 14? 13. And I'm out of legendary resistance. Yes! Yeah, you fucking are. So what does Stunning Strike do? Automatically fail fucking deck saves?

Please fucking tell me. Yes, yes, he stopped. Thank you, let's fucking go. A stunned creature is incapacitated, can't move, and can speak only falteringly. The creature automatically fails, strengthen deck, saving throws, attack, against the creature, have advantage.

He cannot take actions while he stunts. We can't legendary action. Oh, also, I'm going... To run. Readjust? Scoop his eyeball. So as his shield glistens, he looks at you

and you hear it all in your mind, your attempts to survive would fail. I have shaped limbo around me. I have... I see that not stun. As you finally break the... actually rattled his minor. He's not immune stunned.

He's not stunned for until your next turn. Until the end of my next turn. Yeah. Oh, I'm sorry, hold on. Stunned until the end of your next turn. Oh, yeah, my next turn. Oh, my God, so it misses him. Yeah, yeah.

You basically wasted turn and it's for the monk's next attacks too. Okay, that changed the thing. Caprice threw up. I will stand. I'll help you out. I will look down at him like a lawyer sitting on a toilet. And I will attempt to get a natural 20. You advantage.

You're advantaged. You can do it. Come on. Payton, no! Sorry, Peyton. That was a tool. You fucking deserved it. The first one was a five.

The first one was a five. So what's it? Uh, I'm not even playing. A-C is still 25. Yeah, is A-C is still 25. He threw this metal dice on my Peyton mini. Good thing, Peyton is sturdy as a brick shit. She's literally.

She's literally a shit house. Brick shit house. Brick shit is a shittiest not. I miss. And that's in my turn. Holy fucking you. You're still. Unless I can use a twist.

It's not worth it. I mean. You're able to. You're having a rough. You're just getting used to it as you chom down. Unfortunately, you're still getting the sense of the jaws on the ground.

I mean, 25's still crazy to see to hit, right? Like it's very high. All I needed to do was roll of 10 or higher to hit. Oh, really? Yeah. Fuck, well. With that, it's the layer action. Can you do a layer action on capacitated?

Well, it's not him, right? Well, it depends, right? Well, no, because a layer action is technically an action that happens while the creature's in its layer. I'm going to make. Because the creatures have its layer. It can, it can, I'm not, in, Hanska does insist that we twist. For my attack? Yeah.

Yeah, and the Husky just gives a twist. Give my twist. Give my twist. On one. Just one attack. Just one attack. What are the fucking eyes. I'm gonna do it in here.

I'm gonna stop. I was just doing that for flavor, but I'm gonna do it in here. That's cocked. That was not cocked all. That was not. Yes, it was. I was.

Okay, okay, Redd. Okay. I'm not, no, no, I'm not being picturizing. Derek, just rolling. I'm saying from this angle, it was. Okay, that's fine. An 11, I hit with a 21. Yes.

No, you don't because he's 2025. Oh. Yeah. Even when he's stunned and stuff? Yeah. No, no. Her Shrek didn't break the shield. She got through it.

There is no concentration for shield. It's effective until his next turn. I thought you said that it had dropped. No, no. Maya said it had dropped. Nikki said, no, it hasn't. And I said, no, it hasn't. I fucked this all up.

I could not destroy GameState. Thank you for the pursuit of his hit. Trust me, please. It's fate. As unfortunately, the arcadia, the psionic barrier around him, as the Tyrannosaurus Rex is trying, and he thinks, a moment. I didn't. And it may not be, he's not sure if it's actually his brain or his

Tyrannosaurus brain or his fuck mystics. I just look like a lizard sucking on an egg right now. And with that, I'm not going to do any of the stuff that he actually does, however you hear as eight more ors, keep themselves out of the pits and begin to... Oh, the pits, you say. The pits near Felix, right? This is the pit. Yeah, so two are going to go on Felix. Two are going to go on IRIS. Son of a bitch. That doesn't matter. I'm very, I'm very focused. I don't give a fuck. Let the, let the orcs

rip my limbs from my body. And then we're going to get, uh, da-da, let's get a two on Herja. Mm-hmm. One's going to go on Lifty right there. It absolutely was worth the try. And then I think an additional, there's one more, right? It's going to go on Phyllis.

It's right next to it. I can get the fuck. Bring it on. Where is it? Where is it? One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Oh, right there he is. Sorry. And so we're going to get, they're going to recklessly attack. Is these mine- On Felix? Yeah. I've got an AC of 16.

We're going to do AC of 16. So the first one is going to be a AC of 16. Is Peyton okay? Sorry. Oh, yeah, she's fine. 24 for the first one. That'll be hit. Okay, it smashes into you. And I need you to make a strength saving for a while we're at it.

And the axe cleaves in-fail. While you were not prone, as the rest of the meta advantage, then? 11. Well, I guess they're already raging. They're already recklessly attacking to their advantage regardless. But that is 11 points of slashing damage. Yep, got it. The next one is going to attack you. 19.

Hits. And you're going to take 11 points of slashing again. Okay. And, wow. 14 is the highest. Miss. Miss. Two minutes to roll out of the way to spite being knocked down.

and you manage to roll out of the way. Iris, they're going to recklessly attack you for a 21. That hits. Okay. 13 points of slashing damage. Strength saving throw for me, please. You got it. Credit card? And the next one is going to be a 16.

A 16 message. You made to dodge out of the way. It doesn't matter if you're prone. Saving throws, strength, I'm pretty sure that I fail. 15 is the DC. Yeah, I fail. 15, you are not prone, but their advantage anyway, so I don't know why I had that ability.

Herja, you are, it was really for the monks, but they're all dead. Herja, you are gonna get natural one and 15, that's gonna miss. Next one is going. The lowest is a 17. Nope. Okay, next one is gonna be a 21.

Nope. Okay. As you are blocking all of the orcs with your shield, and that's their turn. And with that, it is, the ice stream. That's plate plus shield. Fuck. Playful shield

plus. I am going to look out at Toa while I'm on the ground and I am going to cast healing word at a fifth level. Get the fuck up!

The word is good. The word is get. 25 points of healing. Five, but a newly. Say prayer to Anubis. And Toa, you're finally brought back. You see all of the chaos around you. And with that, it is.

I'm also gonna stand up. And you stand up. The orc mine slaves still is looking at you mindlessly, of course. And with that, it is Felix. I am going to also stand up. And basically from one knee, I'm still engulfed in flames from the waist up, I'm smoking. I have one, I still have my dagger, my hand.

I hold up my hand and I look at this creature, whom I guess is stunning striped, and I say, I will bathe you in hellfire and dance in your ashes. And I cast a fireball at a fourth level. You do that. And immediately all three works are incinerated. And they burst out your, as the able to shape your spells, your coat and your clothing are not burned. They're not harmed by the fire. And you unleash a hellfire storm around this, around this.

That's going to be... 18 plus 6 is 24. Plus another 9 is going to be 30... Wait, I said, 24 plus 9 is 33. Plus 5 is 38 points of fire damage. Okay. To only him. The rest of my friends take nothing.

All of you, you are all, the spite of the explosion. And I am spinning up one. As he spits blood, the orcs all around you, and it explodes your anger and your rage and your hatred on this Gitzzerai. As he continues to have that circle with the piece of the rod of seven parts, the rod of law in his grafted to his skull.

You ignite him, he's unable to dodge. He's singeing, his clothes is burning on, his flesh is melting. As a bonus, actually, may I take a potion? You get, you may. I will do that. Down it. It's greater.

You are on the ground, flames whipping around you, but you unharmed, what do you do? How would you rule the haste potion working through unconsciousness? I would say it's on you still. No, no, no, no, Mike. Well, that's a great question, because it says it casts a haste spell on you, right?

No, it just is the hay spell. It is the concentration. If it's no concentration, then you're fine. Yep, you're perfectly fine. It's in your blood. It's in your blood. You're not dead yet. So I stand down.

Oh. I try to say words, but I'm like slurring and like half of my face is drooping, and I will attack. His AC's still 25, right? Jesus. Until he gets good. He needs to just. I'm going to make regular attacks then, and let me just. Yeah.

We're getting this resources down. I mean, the key, really. That's the key to this puzzle. Fuck in a mess. So two heads. Yeah. 25. They can be counterspelled. The problem is I haven't been in

counter spell rings this entire fucking fight. Even though I've been trying. I'm just not in there. Roll into the pit. Great suggestion, but no. You know, I'm just, you know. That's 41. And let's see if my

my Limpuri prox. And it does. And my Winfiry prox. So I'm going to come around again for a fourth attack. I think you win Fury. Kill him power. And that's another hit. Oh wow, okay.

Gotcha. Did you remember me a Seltzer, babe? Sure. Like a non, like a regular, like the orange ones I brought? Yep. No, how hardly even know. 17 damage, bludgeoning. Magical bunch, bludgeoning if it matters.

Only 17? For the last hit. What did you wrote for the first one? Oh shit. You never told me. Yeah, I did. No, you didn't. You never said anything.

You never said any. You never said any. I've been listening for your damage. Fuck. It was two, six is a five and a four. Tell me the total. So hold on, sorry. So sorry. What did I just say?

17. Okay, so remember that. 17. So to take 17, and then the next two are. Can I? 17 have added. Hi, that guy with glasses. 12. 41 for the other two attacks.

Okay. So 41, so 50, yeah. So. Please cave his skull on. I doubt it. He's gotta be super powerful. Yeah, you smack and smash and smash, and you're able to break through his psionic shield.

One is able to be blocked by it and kind of pushes you back, pulsing still around his stunned head as you see the great wealth along the side of his skull where Lifty hit him incredibly hard. And I will bonus action pop back, I think my second and last brew. Popin and it's his turn. He suddenly snaps out of it. And he says, no, no, not yet. He skipped his turn, right?

The turn's at the end of his turn, his turn comes. No, it's the end of Lifty's turn. My turn. So Hershey gets to go, then Lifty gets to go, then he gets to potentially be alive. I'm afraid, you agree, you killed her. With that, it's her turn. Who's looking like shit right now other than Tau?

I did consume a potion, but I was like coughing up blood. But I'm also nowhere near any. That's the problem. You could be near my aura potentially, is what I'm trying to decide. It's a 30-furt. He has three guys on him. It's, it's up. All I'm saying is that it was very clear that I was like,

yeah, he's fucked shaky, cast a spell and chugged a potion. All right. That's all I'm gonna say. His shield is gone now. Great points. So what's it back to 20 is now? 20, okay. But, you know, do what you think is best.

Don't, I'm just telling you how Felix looks. I will put 20 points of lay-on hands on Toa. Okay. The power of Mordin fills you and you are bashing. You're feeling like you might have the upper hand now. Finally, and the healing washes over you and patches up some of your wounds. That's not, no, that's not. So how much was it, 20, you said?

You got 20, yeah. No, I'm moving for the viewers of home here. Oh, I'm sorry, okay. But that's not actually taking space. taken space? No, no, no, I'm here. I was moving here. Just to show where the creatures. That's Big Bad right here. Okay. And then I will, I'll move here for 2D6 healing to Felix.

Love that. You take 10 healing. Oh, yeah, baby, give it to me. Does Beacon affect that? Beacon's been down. Beacon has been now. It's a con. It would have been, yeah. It would have been max. Max. Once again, the Power Morning also heals you feelings. Running around healing people. And this is 30 and then this is 35. And I'll be like, I'm coming, Iris, I'm coming.

And that'll be my turn. You see a slippery herd and shrew. I'm just holling ass. She's lifting her up. She is laughing. I'm going to, he's on the ground, right? So I'm just going to stop and stop and stop and stop and stop and stop on him.

Yep. Um, okay. Right. Oh, wow. I need to rage to the damage that I told you, so I'm not taking the potion. I rage with my modus. That's cool up. You got this.

You just get one hit. Um, I'm gonna do a key point for Fury. A flurry of blows. Okay, so that one hits. Is that it? And that misses. Are you fucking kidding? Okay, so one is going to hit him, and I am going to hit him, and I am going to hit him.

It's been another key point to make it a stunning. Mm. Burntiful. Okay. You got a lock that chakras. So it's a con-save DC-14. Oh. 17.

Oh, I'm sorry. This does not go into that because I heard him with it. Oh. Lock the shot. Lock the shot. 11. 11 damage. 11 damage?

Not something. Something. OK. 11 damage. You punching him to spite of him to stun. I am going to disengage with tipsy sway. I mean? To like.

That's still stunned. No, not anymore. It's the end of the turn. Not yet. But if I eat the rod, don't throw it. If I eat him and then I unpoly-olym you'll have a proliferin gut. You will die.

You explode. I might be able to poop with that later. No, you'll die. You would have horrible. internal bleeding. But that's what? A ate him and then the rod was inside him. With that, he snapped to in the rod. He says, I have mastered Limbo.

It killed the Latch, which killed the first incarnation of the great god Primus. And he snapped two and he blinks out of existence and he's teleported to three feet. Is that a spell? No, it is an ability. 30 feet, I guess. All right. 30 feet I guess towards Felix and he's kind of in a fucking shitty place but he's gonna try to get it yeah fuck this guy oh he's gonna blink he's gonna blink away from the Tyrannosaurus when do the other guys go the little the little guy later actually I mean they beat the

shit out of me yeah they did their thing okay that's gonna be his legendary for Lifting Capricer up um can he hear me psychically as a rex um do you maintain your intelligence yeah you have you will know my mental steps didn't change So you cannot speak. My mental is negative four. I'm at two. I would say that you can't speak common. Yeah, he will probably have a tap on your brain.

And he's not hearing like T-Rex thoughts. So yeah, I'm gonna- And then I'm gonna run at him. Bov-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-v-h. I'm gonna attempt to chunk this chunk. Let's do it. Terrick should only be able to play like, not a lot.

Are you fucking kidding me? Nobody's ever allowed to shit-talk my dice ever, again. Okay. Let's see my turn. He did dodge out of the way as it is his turn. Layer action, with that. That's what I get for saying it's gonna be

an natural 20-year-old, natural one rather. And then hitting Peyton. Yeah, I was gonna say. Oh, yeah. Probably bad-joo right here. Yeah, it was 100% hitting Peyton. Oh, bad juju. This is gonna be perfect as he looks all around,

he looks all around you and he says, fly and he would cast reverse gravity. And I'm gonna attempt a counter spell. You are in the three and seven level spell. And I'm good. Does it matter the spell with which I cast it? No. Because I was gonna do it at third.

I didn't know if it mattered. And when I roll, I add just my spell casting mod which is five. So I need to get a 12 or better. Chris. It matters. No, no, it only matters if you meet or beat the spell automatically.

Yeah. Lower than D.A. That's gonna be an 18. At 18. Fuck, yeah. And he presses his fingers to his temple, and you start to feel the gravity leaving.

Felix, his arms still raging with fire. You reach out, you're surrounded, you're bloody. But you manage to snuff out the magic as you all kind of land on solid ground. And you are canceled. Thanks, Winnie. Thanks, Winnie. Oh, but the orc still get to go.

Yes, they do. And with that, they are going to be They're advantaged on Iris. That's a mess. Why are they advantage on me? Recklessly attacking. Oh, I gotcha, gotcha. I could make it too.

That is gonna hit. I'm sorry. That is gonna hit and that is gonna be the, oh wow. Six points of slashing damage. Wow. And a strength saving throw. I rolled a one.

Strength saving throw? Uh, 17. You pass, you try to knock you down. Nice. And with that, we are going to get three reckless attacks on Felix. Let it rip. 16, this is my AC. The first one is going to be exactly 16.

Okay. And it is going to be... Give me less than 10. Perfect. It slices you. Strength saving throw. Less than 10 is all I want to hear, baby. Oh, strength saving throw.

Yep. Uh, I fail. One was a natural one, but the other one was an 18. Hits. And that is going to be seven. 12 points of slashing damage. Yep. Okay. And that's gonna be, wow.

At 11. Miss. As it misses the last one. Ooh! Okay. Iris, you're up. I am going to cast I am alive. I'm a cure wounds on myself at a fourth level.

Okay. You pump the power of Anubis into you and your wounds, your blood-soaked fur. It's starting to close up a little bit as you feel that glow. Felix you're up. Again, yet again, as I'm getting beaten down, I don't give a fuck, right? I'm all fucked up. I'm going to stand up and look at this creature. And again, at a fourth level spell, I'm going to cast a fireball and say,

I will reduce you to nothing but bubbling fat. And hit him again. Fire, after fire. I will have told Hersha. Do you with the others. They need your help more than I do. Okay. Deck 17 for my main, my main dude.

He's about to get fucking destroyed. Bubble and fat. That would be a 16. So he'll fail. So that's gonna be 10. 10 plus 9 is 19, 20, 21, 22. 25 fucking points of fired damage. 45 points of damage.

45 points of damage. You ignite and you're killing all the other orks too, I presume. No, I'm attacking this motherfucker. I don't- Fireball? Yeah, I can't, it's only 20. Oh, you can't reach them. Okay, cool.

So it ignites and once again, your friends are safe and your eyes now are blazing with fire as your arms, as you are continually cast fires. Mm-hmm. 45 toe points of fire damage. Thank you. Well, 48, see that's you for maintaining game savior. Uh...

Yeah, you do that. He is blazed. He looks around. You do. You do that. After getting your, after getting a counter spell by you, he now looks at you angrily. And he is going to attempt to do something to you with the legendary actions. He is able to do that. He can't. He knows he can't run away. Oh, you know. Change gravity was three legendary actions. So he can't do that. Tell you're up. Um, I'm going to walk around. Your name.

You're all right, buddy. My brain is like, oh, shambles. My brain is like, oh, shambles. It is fucked. Nice. I will recklessly attack him. I'm still hasted.

I will recklessly attack him three times. That's a D12. I got the hunger. Still? Always. Do you want the remainder on my lemon suit? It won't curvy. your hunger at all.

It's literally just water flavored like lemon. I've got some fruit in the fridge. That is a 20. That hits. Nice. And you see as he tries to protect himself. Yikes. Nothing comes, no shield comes.

As you manage to smash and use all of his shields. So all three hit. I will check to see if I prok Wind Fury. I do not. not no I certainly did not so that's one two three four five six I don't hate that I can always save the sound oh you know because I've been driving that's a problem right once I start your entire tonight I'm sorry 27 28 I've got salmon 58 bludgeoning damage whole 58 yo hit me up don't damn me oh sorry sorry

Very nice. Yo, he's just gonna hang the dab, bro. Adrenaline is too, yeah, I'm fucking... Bro, bro. Yeah, come on, bro, bro. As you are... Smash, smash, smash.

He's blood, you see a tooth fly out. Blood is pouring down. His mustache and his beard are red. His cloak is tattered. He's looking rough. And he says, I still have the unlimited power. I am an anarch.

I bet in the weird one. If you kill me, you will all die with me. And with that, It's his turn. It's his turn. I mean, I didn't like what he said, though. It was scary. Fuck.

I'm so tall vision. Nobody could stop me doing anything right now. As he is going to use his action. To cast a spell, hopefully. To... Cast a spell, maybe? To maybe cast a spell. Look around.

He's going to use an empowered telekinesis. Is that a spell? Uh, yes. I'm gonna counter it. Okay, that is a seventh level. So that is still 17, which means I need a 12 or higher, which means I fucking nailed it, and it's counter spelled. I got a 21.

I knew you have your reaction back. Yes, I do. That's why I'm doing it. 21, as he looks around, all full crystals begin to lift in the air. And suddenly, once again, no. And it is counter spell, and they drop. And shatter. Now, I have the power here.

You will be my mind slaves. And with that, Hurtier, you're up. Okay, okay, Iris, go help Felix. I'm gonna take one smack at number five just to get him off of her. Okay. Okay.

Okay. 18. 18. It hits you crush them. They're 80s 17. Perfect. And then I will smack the other one. Your advantage, because they're preserved. Oh, nice. I haven't rolled in Natural 20 yet.

Um. A hit just kills it, so. Yeah. You smash it, you crush it. And then I'll bonus action 2D6 to... A kind of legendary action, that's... You take eight points of healing from... Morden! I love it, baby. Come on.

And that's my turn. I'm here for you, buddy. I'm next to ya. Fuel me. Oh, and with that, he's going to use a legendary action to tell us. action to teleport 30 feet towards Iris. Oh fuck. Oh, Jesus, I just left. Everything's gonna be okay, Iris. This is my chamber. This is my Citadel. And that's his liftier up. Okay, 15, 20, 22, 33, 35, 45.

Hey, asshole. Where are you going? I'm going to. I'm going to. Does he have a shield up? Not yet. He can't use all through the shields. So no more. So no more shields. So no mass. No moss.

No moss. You burn his resources wisely. You burn his psionic resources. I am going to spin my spoon around and lower it, it's a maximum headwise. I am so angry. I'm a barbarian right now. Yeah, you got it.

20A. I'm so angry. That was two guts. Oh, yeah, you're right. Yeah, so one hit. One hit. The other one did not. If any of those fucking embo,

You know these fucking emolates had landed. A key point for period of blows, and I'm gonna make this one a stunning straight. That's so good. That is. Sure. Yep. So, too.

It's a cock. It's a cock. You can re-roll up. I don't want to, but I feel would you re-roll it if it were a one. If it's cocked. I think it's a cock. Yeah.

It's a cock. It's a cock. It's a cock. That one's a cock. That's a penis. Oh. Oh. Oh my gosh.

God, I did. Okay, so it'll hit him one time. Okay. Oh, don't you speak a stupid stupid. 14. 14. 14. 14. That is going to be a 17.

That is going to be a 17. As you smash into him. Stupid. Motherfucker. Your cheat bursts into him, but he manages to resist it. His blood is pouring all over him. How much damage was that? Ten damages.

Okay. I sunk in this game. Okay, with that, he has a legend, he has two legendary reactions left. Yeah. How's Lifty looking? Oh, good. Happy-less. Oh.

Never better, darling. What would you call his class, like a mystic? He's a mystic, a psionic. He called him to the Anarch, whatever that means. If he turns and look at me, I wink at him. And with that, you can't. I can't. I can't do it without opening it.

do without opening my mouth so it's like he is going to look at you he's just gonna reach out and he's going to return the favor with a a punch for the face but his puny noodle arm so when he was one point of health he's got is gonna be 23 that'll hit that'll do it's it's it's it's it's bludgeoning versus It's like it doesn't matter, right? Not for a little bit. Yeah, she just explodes. A streak of red where it used to be.

Vicerre, red and mist. I don't like this conversation. Don't you roll all those? Count them again. Oh, can them again, dammit. 24, 29, 36. 36. 41 points of damage.

He's at an arm strike, and you see that the psionic. psionic, as soon he hits you, and when he was it crush into your bones, your brain fries and it's wracked with pain. Everything he does is psychic, is horrific, like 41.

41 points of damage. I don't look as good now. I look less good. Your elegance will be your downfall. And with that, Yakes. That was... Caprice.

You know what's dumb is I could have just... I will run up. I will like to move and I could have moved. I will attempt to hit him with my mouthpiece. Yeah. I will get a 20. That's exactly enough. My man!

Eat up! Let's fucking go. Oh no. Three, nine. It's one of them, so I'm not going to take the higher one. I'll re-roll and actually do it right. 16, 23 points of... That's not bad.

That's not bad. piercing damage. And he was, and he was chombed as the massive malks into him. He lets, he is now chomped and grappled now. Very quickly, I use my tail attack to destroy the other work. Oh, and swings it around, smashes it. It is turned into this.

Love that. And with layer action, ooh. I mean, we're killing innocent people. As soon as we killed this guy, all the orcs are going to be like, He has one more legendary action. As soon as you feel in your ball, your jaws closed as he teleports directly behind the crystal. Here?

Oh, no, no, no, by Iris. Oh, this one. And you see him look. And as he looks in the line of all of you, as you, it's in the line of all of you, it's you at the back. Yes, young human let the hate and anger flow through. you.

NAH! And psychic lightning shoots out. What's the DC? Do we know? You know the tallest. It's fine, now it's the DC 18. Yes, DC 18. Lightning, yeah, deck saving. We all roll it except for Toa?

Everyone except for Toa? I have to roll it. And this is sapping, 20. 20. 20. Not to get about. I have to run. Oh, I'm at disadvantage because I'm still exhausted.

So Lightning. I'm glad that you checked me. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. No, no. I'm not close to you.

No, it's a single throw. No, no, we're sorry. I'm not, I'm not. Felix has your, you know, fucking Paltese. Oh, then I got a 23. Yeah. You got a 23. I'm way over.

I'm way over. I fail. I've got a 24. I'm probably gonna die. No, no. He dies right now. No, I think I die right now. No, you're right.

You might be dead. But you know, sacrifices. Anyway. You got a crack few. You make an omelet, you know, all that jazz. You're all right, you're right, babe. 10, uh, 10. Glenn, Ellis, Grant.

Ellis, Grant. 23, 27. Oh. 33, 37, 39, 44. That's a you. You can do whatever you are. 52 points of psychic damage.

If you failed, half. 26 if you succeed. So 20s succeed. It boot me. Boot me right over. Do you where? Right over dead. Right over.

Unconscious. I'll use my reaction for shield master evasion. I suppose I have to roll. Oh, and it completely fries the two orcs, by the way. As they're completely obliterated. He is not care. I will use my reaction. Do I do it?

If you pass, yes. And what is the total damage? Uh, 52? Okay. I can't save my concentration. So I drop back out. You see the terrain source. No, no.

No, I'm not then. I have three, I have three health left. Why not doing one, I'm making myself dead? Does you take me four less damage matter? No. No. Okay. Well, I still blow my reaction trying to block over the damage.

It charged through both crystals with what, and charging it and saps in. He's up there. On it, on it. As, oh, and I will say, are you unconscious? No, I'm 17. As the lightning passes through the crystal, and you all just feel like a sudden

rush in your stomach is almost like a temporal warp from the lightning hitting each of those crystals. And it feels like just time is almost gyrating around you. And then suddenly as... And this is the first sound that you have heard from his actual mouth. He's laughing maniacally.

Okay. Is it Iris's turn? I'm going to walk directly to him. Oh, you're not... No, I had three health. I thought these are 29, which was exactly how much I had. No, you're good. You're good. I misunderstood. I misunderstood. I'm going to walk directly up to him, and I am going to you. It's a 20 to win him. Correct. Long rounds, make for some weird thinking.

Yeah, I'm going to put my hand on him and casting foot wounds at a fifth level. Okay. Fools. Fuck you. Yes. 24. That will hit. Nice. So hold on.

Does anyone have any D-10s? I need seven in total. Oh, yes, I got four. So I got you. Perfect, that's all I need. Oh, man. You need any more? You sure you want those?

D-10. My damage is usually pretty stupid. I'm just trying to make you fly. But this is going to be the instance where you curse me. So it's not called the Jessix curse. It's called the Kelsey curse. Thanks, Chessix. Fuck you.

Hey, man. I was a victim with the Chessixxxx. Oh, my God. I rolled really, really loud. I'm very, really loud. It wasn't yours. Anubis is like, your life is all. Pause.

Actually, is that a one? Yeah. Oh, my, no. This is a really bad nerve in level's bow. 27. No, that's good. Yeah, you reach out in your paw, it touches him, and you see his model's skin,

his veins are to turn this horrible black, as he's almost overcome by plague and estolence. He's 27 points of damage. And he's looking very, rough now, 27. Is he barely bloodied right now? Here you go, Andy. Nice. Sorry if I let you down.

He's looking rough. No, you didn't. It wasn't. It was my guy. It's not let me down. Okay, and he is going, he has always living your reactions back. What, between irises and Felix's turn? No, he doesn't. Yeah, fuck all. Yeah, no, you're right. Oh my God.

Oh, Jesus. Take it easy. No, I'm, I am fucking. I'm tired of red Felix over here. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Is it Felix's turn? Yeah, it's Felix's turn. Yeah, it's Felix's turn. So again, engulfed in flame, still dagger in one hand, hand in the other, tears begin to stream down his face. I relish it! I relish the burning! Another fourth level fireball on this creature.

It's my last fourth level spell. You have to kill Kevin Felix. I think you're right. And I'm sitting right next to him. This is the, this is unlike any few- You have ever seen ever. scene ever. That's going to be a re-roll on all three of these. Decks? Not bad. That's going to be a 16 plus six is 22 plus eight is 30. That's 12. That was 16 plus six is 22 and it was three and five,

which is eight, which is 30. Correct? Am I wrong? So hold on. This is 11. This is 12. This is 12. 12. You said 16. That's how just correct. You go that's 11 plus 12 is what? 23. Yeah. 26 damage.

26. I apologize. Okay. Plus another 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 13 plus 26 is 39. Plus 5 is 44 points of fire damage. How can we do this? Yes! Okay.

With the utmost disgusting fury that anybody has ever seen Felix the most primal war, horrible, horrible, burning, bubbly, disgusting, reduced to nothing. Wow. Wage that anyone has ever seen from Felix. As I cast this firebolt down on this creature and my friends are spared.

As he's looking around, his veins are black with the inflict, and he sees the flame and he just begins left. Yes, let the page flow through you. In killing me, you have killed all of your friends. Who do you think keeps the chaos at bear? And he is completely boiled alive. As his veins pop, as you see,

his eyes rage with fire, his arms, he's now gulfed in fire. gulfed in flame as you see, you know, and Chivatu falls to the ground dead. I miss literally every time. A charred course. And as soon as I cast that spell, I will just like collapse. It's that scene.

I'm going to immediately grab for the rod. If I can see it, because I'm right next to the wall. You fall to the ground and you see that his, his body is sent into it, it's sunk in, and you see where the circle had been grafted into his very skull, has been melted away, and you see a piece no more than seven inches long,

a silvery, bronzy color, and it almost like hums with light, and you reach down and you snatch it up, and then suddenly you hear up, as you all feel a massive lurch. We gotta get the fuck out of here. The yellow dog is yellow flees. The yellow dog.

Don't go to sleep, Taua. Don't go to sleep, come on. Yes. I'm gonna run over to Lufty. I said, uh, suns out, buns out. This ass doesn't smack itself. Get on up and I'm gonna heal her for five points. Thank you.

And you lift her up and try to start dragging her out of the room. Oh, sorry. Late, you feel another pulse of the crystals. And you all, As soon as these crystals pulse again, and suddenly as you see a piece of the ceiling above you, shift into a burst of flame, and then shift into a weight as rubble pours down,

and once again, the crystals pulse forward, and as you're running out, you're suddenly 30 seconds ahead, running down the, running down the... And you're suddenly here... And as you, a part of the wall of the hallway you're running now, shifts into a boulder, drops to rubble, shifts into water and melts away, you hear screaming.

As you can see various floors that have been torn away, as many numerous gifts arrive are being, they're screaming now, as they're being torn apart in the elemental chaos, but not just that. You see numerous bodies running around flesh in their teeth, red, blue, green, slottie, are swarming the citadel as you continue to sprint.

And once again, another pulse of silver light and pursylvery purple light surging, you presume from the crystals all around you. And suddenly you look around and you're very nearly to the edge of the tunnel. I'm not really sure what happened in between. As you see up ahead, the point that you had seen, that you had been dropped off,

but the entire side of the Citadel has been completely crushed in on itself. As you hear screaming below, as the Gitz-Zerai are being torn apart, being smashed by earth, burned by fire, deluge by water and zapped by lightning, not to mention being torn apart by the Slotty now that are fully in control now,

no longer kept at bay by the power of Shivatu's mind, and the piece of the broad of the seven parts. And you run and you see that there's pieces still floating in the elemental chaos. I need you to all remove, all get rid of that business. As you see, as you feel like the cloak of the coast is clear, you finally at the pickup point.

As you see the elemental chaos swirling around. As you see. So we are here? You're approaching that. As you see, you see that it is, that there are pieces floating nearby. in the elemental chaos, and then you suddenly see bodies start to float up, and you see one, two, three, four, a swirl of twelve Getsarai bodies, just rock it upwards like a geyser.

And then you hear low guttural croaking sounds as one, red, two, red, three, red, slottie, arise, another mass of blue. and then a green flesh holding a gnarled staff as numerous slottie rush up riding the chaos. They want to roll for initiative. Wow, that's my favorite McAllot the song, by the way. Ride the chaos? Yes, yes, I will say that you're able to do that.

My thing lets me heal like every six seconds. I don't know how that works. That would be insane. I would want this. Oh, I do. Yeah. I would say you could probably, you also fast forwarded in time. I totally forgot.

So you didn't get that. So I would say, pretend that you're helping me walk a little bit. I agree for me. Oh, fuck, though. And you can heal everybody? I'm like slurring my words. Up to one minute.

So however you would allow. What are you? Farmeetius. How many did you use? That's not my name. Five. That's not my name. You can use five.

That's not my name. Okay. That's not my name. That's not my name. Name. So I will give nine healing to Iris. No, I don't want. I'll give 12 healing to Lufty.

Thank you. I do want it. I'll give five healing to myself. Any for Toa? Toa. This little toa went wee, we, we, we all the way to limbo. Seven for Toa. And then the two of you, who's looking worse? I can barely walk.

Okay, so. I, like, half-carried Felix out. You can take five. You full-carried Felix out. What are you at? Oh, great candy bar. Take five. I actually like take five.

Me too. They're very good. It's on take five. And I would tell them, I like that. A lot of people shit on take five. And you see those people that go fuck them. They go fuck, you see two blue slotty, pardon me. Nuget.

Yes. It's Reese's plus Nugget. Ooh. Yeah. Peanut butter. And pretzel and new bread. Pretzel? Yeah, there are five different things.

Yeah. It's awesome. Take five. If you're cool with, from an RP perspective, I would literally be like relying on toe to help me. I would have been basically basically carrying him.

Not being able to process much more than that. I'm very hurt, but my red skin, you can't see me. I'm coughing of blood and crying. 20 to 25. I will enjoy a 25. Okay. I will enjoy a 21. 25, so Caprice is first.

21 is Heria. Who else? Oh, shit, or 15 to 20. Sorry, hold on, I didn't remember. 18. 18, to whom? For toa. Toa, okay?

Sorry. I played toa, Mike. I had 17. I'm Tola. Felix and Iris, what do you get? I got a 13. I got a 5. I got a 5.

A 13. I got a 5. I got a 5. Red, blue and green, here we go. So Monsters 1 is the red slottie. Lifty and Toa, what do you get? I got on 18. 17.

Fuck. Well, 17, 18. You have to have a lot. You got an 18? 17. So are each one of these an individual slot? Or are they like swirls of Slotty? No, these are individual Slotty.

As they rise up and they look wildly. As you see the geyser, so that's in between you all. This is the blue Slottie. Like real frogs? No, they're Slotty. I thought the pictures were real frithful. They're very permithquith. Swets and Vandrous.

You know what I really love? Sequence dresses. Wow. And the green Slotty is. is last. Oh, promiscuous swipe. Okay. Yeah.

And so, with that, I get permissible. I'm wearing a sense. Offensive firepower. You can just look after that. I have no idea. Guys, help. I'm going to, can I run through my gentleman?

It's a difficult train. Okay. Through friends? Yeah. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty. Yeah, maybe I'm stupid. 30? That's into the chaos, isn't it?

Well. Yeah, no, that's not, that's not ground. That's the elemental chaos. You can't just run through shit that's gonna rip you in 40. Oh, so I don't want to cross this line? I mean, do what you want. This is basically, this is where you can stand here. You don't want to end here.

You want to try to like jump to there. You mean the floor is it like lava? You want to try to run on something. No, this isn't a square. You don't want to like get here and say, can you five more feet and then ruin the event? You can jump. Yeah, you can jump across.

I slide to my heels and stop right here. And then I land right here. And I, uh, uh, uh, uh, yeah, right, right, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana phone. And then I'll cast, I'll just smash my, uh, my viol. Oh shit, I thought it was a banana. Oh, I don't have it right here in front of me.

I'm going to cast at a fifth level, uh, destructive wave. Uh, blue slottie two, red slotty three, and red slotty two need to make, uh, Constitution saving throws. Okay, so a blue-slotty, what? Blue Slottie, two. Constitution saving for out. 15. Fails.

Natural one for the next one. Fails. And natural 10 for the next one. Fails. They all fail. Outstanding, let's do this. Ooh, that is remarkable. Four.

They couldn't get much worse than that. You almost can't get worse than that. Nine points of thunder damage and then Better. The paint job. Cocked. I mean, is it? Okay.

And so we're gonna do the buddy system on Cops now. Let's keep it a one. We should give you a buddy system on Cogs. Okay, so nine Thunder damage and then seven, 11. Red salads, yellow salads. 16 points of microdic damage and they're all knocked prone. Necotic? Yeah.

Not fun. The first one is thunder. The first one is thunder. Then six. 16 of necrotic, and then they're all not prone. Nine. Who is the? So, nine, and the thunder burst out. They don't seem to take as much.

They made of the elements themselves. So that is gonna be, can you tell me what numbers those are, please? Two, blue two, blue two, red three, and red two. Standing by. Blue two, red three. I'm gonna do that, thank you. And then how much for all of them?

16. They take the full amount of that. And they all throw it in a big fan. The last, what is that? What is that? Can you get the truth? If they're riding the chaos, I would say they'll get knocked over. And they're kind of a son.

Okay. They're just ranted, right? Herodier, you're up. Okay, I'm gonna run up to this is the closest one with a yellow, and I guess I have advantage. Is it? Blue two. Blue two, got it.

Do you separate bludging from, from radiation? There's more like a raptor. No. I'm a velociraptor. Yeah, you are. You are. That's a good. People say to me often.

You're more than that dexterous dinosaur. I lost this. It's fine. It's fine. It's fine. Do you have 15 points? We're going on again. It's fine.

What I think? 13. Give me the full thing for the number. What number is he? 13 for blue. Blue two. Blue two? Two.

Second ahead. I'll know what's going on over there. I don't know what's going on over there. Good night, Bega. Yeah, that should hit with . We love you, 21. I will do another divine smile. Yep, yep.

That'll be 17 points. 17 points, number two. Same one, yep. And then, yeah. It is, yes. Yeah, I'm just got a bonus action check a million motion, that's the turn. You chug, you smash and smash the power of Morton,

making it, singeing the flash, whor-o-lo-l-l-l-l-up, to blue number of business. So he who are tearing into him, as the chaos is tearing, all around you and uh... I do that, I'm an idiot, sorry, careful. You're good, uh, Toe, you're up.

I'm gonna look to tell us as he's holding me. But one eye has closed, the other one's bruised, my ear is bleeding and I'm spitting out blood from mouth. I look at him, I say, uh, I'll be all right. D'all, please, and I run up here. Oh my gosh. I'm just gonna, tell us me. We're like, freak the mighty together.

I'm gonna recklessly power attack these motherfuckers. Please, please. Please. Remember, you don't have to reckless attack. They're prone. Oh, they're prone. Thank you. I will regular attack them. And if my Wind Fury prox, I'll be very happy.

Very cool. And very legal. Thanks, Maya, very cool. And it prox, it prox. Yay! Let's fucking go! Let's put it up. Oh man.

Sorry, 15 to hit and 19 to hit. 15 to hit number one. Blue. Yeah, they both hit. And then last one here. This is all blue too. Yeah. Yeah, another 21 to hit.

Okay. Should I do the one at a time? I don't know how beefy these. Yeah, he's pretty fucking beef. He's a giant blue ass frog. 84 bludgeoning damage. As this creche, which one? Blue two.

When you're all attacking. Runs beside, smash, smash, smash, bones cracking. Oh, God. And it lets out of a city, and it spits up this horrible icker as its eyes roll back and it gets immediately rocketed away in the elemental chaos.

In that case, I'm gonna walk up to the other one and bonus action for a fourth attack here. It's like over 110 . Jesus, funny. They're from the old. Oh, that's gonna make this is almost a hit. It's turned to like a wood. Okay, you run over to someone else,

of the red, the red slotty, who's prone kind of on the side. And as you run up, you all see now what had just been the tranquil space of limbo has now been replaced with the same horrible elemental chaos. You hear the loud crashing and cracking of the citadel being absolutely torn apart around you. You hear the screams of the Gitzarai

is that you're being obliterated and and slaughtered by the biz. YAM tube is also my favorite, Kimba. I love YAM tube. YAM tube doesn't mean to describe what I love. It's the one Blue Slottie's turn. What are you? It is going to swipe that her with a claw.

And so it swipes at Herja regard. Max damage. Oh, no. Let's see it. Well, thank God it wasn't a fucking prit. 17 points of slashing damage. Okay. It slices into you.

and make a con-saving throw, please. Is this for poison? Oh, you're about to get tadpolled, girl. You're gonna get a . That is some, oh, so it slices into you and the chaos, the horrible chaos disease does not seem to transfer. How you're dealing with swan and

some sort of supernatural understanding of that. 23-day- Thank you. That hit. Thank you. I'll use my reaction to go, ah, fuck. 12 points of slashing damage, make a constitution saving throw for me, please.

Is this against poison? Is it against the disease? Oh, why did I roll? two dice. That will be... A lot. 17. 17. That pass, you feel the chaotic

disease attempts to transfer you. And it's going to lunge forward and attempts to bite you. Okay. That's fine. I'm not going to die from this. 14. That misses. Oh, you manage to dodge out of the way. And that's the only blue slottie. Yeah, so that's its turn.

Lufty, you're up. Is sad little slavie? Okay, got it. Okay. I am going to... to just squeeze up in between Toa and priests and start just oiling. I think I'm gonna do one spoon and then a like a bicycle kick, so two kicks.

So many juicy bitties tonight. Thank you so much. The double spoon is my special. Do we know what their AC is yet? Oh no. Okay. Are you calling them a blue slotty? Does 19 hit?

19 does hit. Okay. Yes, but not spelled that way. Or maybe the blue slotty is my other special movie. 13? 13? 13? 13?

If it's blue and I want to get that sick. 13 does? My special move is the gooey noodle. The blue one misses, 13 misses. Is your penis blue because it's choking? Uh, ew. 16? Oh.

16 hits the blue sloth. Okay, so he's going to take two hits. Oh, no. Oh, no. P. It's true. Singular slot. Yeah, Slod and Slotty.

Uh, six, ten. You never know if he's like a Fridi and Slot and Lee of... Frita, Free T. Yeah, it's very confusing. They should just have something that's very... For a while, what I can do. So it's gonna be 20 total damage, four of which... To Blue Number One?

Yeah, four of which are lightning. Four of which that'll be half, so that'll be... Ah, shit. 18. Did I say lightning on a thunder? It's all. It's all. You smash into it, and with that it is,

ah, it is the red slod. Red Slod. He's gonna get up, yep, prone. And they are going to leap forward and float. And one's gonna go directly next to Herja. The other one is going to leap forward and just get alongside Toa. He can get along on the other side.

You wanna like, floating over. Yeah, yeah, he can get on side. Squeeze them in. If they're overlapping a little, just let it be. And with that, the, We're going to get four claw attacks on Toa. I'm going to be green acres is the place to be. Four.

11 is the life. For me. Two are gonna hit. Hold on. It's gonna be a 21 and 23. Country. To me. No, it's a tutta to Toa.

They are going to slice into you as the claws. Wow. do much damage, honestly. I died in the heist. Six. Why, too, died. Twelve points of slashing damage. I need to make two con saving throws.

Con saving throw. That's where I'm a Viking. Oh, it's a donkey. Thank you for finishing a gazillion, and then a plus, I think, nine. And then I get Hersia's thing, right? Plus three. So that is a 16, 70.

That's a 21. 21. Yeah, you've, sorry. and slice and slice, and you feel your resilience. And we're gonna get two bite attacks on you as well. Lois is a 20 there. That'll do. So this is gonna be piercing damage.

Oh, that's nothing. Oh, fuck, I missed that. For a raging barbarians such as me, that's nothing. Nothing. Plus six. 21 points of piercing damage. Okay, and we're gonna get two swipes on Persia. Okay.

21 is the highest, so they're going to both fail. Oh, yeah, they will. It's going to be a bite on her. That's going to be 24. All right. And this is going to be piercing damage. Three plus three is six points of piercing damage. Got it.

And then that's their turn. With that, it is Iris's turn. I am going to walk up to Felix, and I'm going to cast Kear wounds of second level. I love that noise. I'm not one of those better. I don't know what it is better. Sounds like water.

I can't do it. If you can whistle and go. 17. Holy shit. Then you can do that. You heal, you touch Felix's shoulder and how the warm sand feel closes your wounds. With that, it's feelings. But you're making the motion with your lips as if you're...

Having Iris just heal me, I'm gonna look there and say, and still tears, you're streaming out of my face. Thank you. Thank you. I can't protect myself. My friends are dying. And I'm going to cast a flaming sphere right there in that spot. Red one and blue one are going to make a deck saving throw of 17.

They vote failed, horrible. Then they're going to take the full action of 2D6 plus some bullshit. Wait, do they take it now or on their turn? So I believe that it says when the fire, I believe it's when they appear they take it. take it and then if they end their turn. Got it, got it, that's right. So that's gonna be 10. And I don't think, it's not evocation,

so I don't get to add my int to it. So I think it's just 10 points of fire damage to blue one and red one. Is it conjuration? Yes. It bursts out, and similar to the other elemental damage that you've seen. It does it not do as much, but it bursts,

then they do take some damage and it singes them. And I'm steadying myself on Iris while I do this. Green slots turn, and the green slot is gonna hop to the one that's closer to the mic, and it's gonna look. Is that one? Is that one? No, not directly next to it, but in the middle. Like in the middle of them.

It's gonna, not melee, he's a recaster. So yeah, fine. He's gonna, you hear as his eyes go red with fire and he sticks out his tongue, and at the end, and a little beat of fire. I try to snout my fingers and nothing happens. Can I counter spell this? You can, yes.

You may. I'm out. I'm out. Jeez, I'm fine. I will 100% counter spell it. You counterspell. I will level. It's a third level spell. It immediately counters spells.

As the tongue lashed out and you manage to counter spell. And with. Yeah, that was important for me. And with that, you are all, you see the, you see that there are, suddenly you're all standing there, the chaos is raging all around you. You feel another pulse of that silvery purple energy. And suddenly, you're several seconds forward.

Oh, shit. It's the Hellboy trailer. Here's hoping. The old curse of the Hellboy trailer. Yep. As suddenly, you look around and the Slotty look confused as, as you see the citadel is crumbling all around you, how you haven't been completely consumed

by the elemental chaos as this point is beyond you. Just like it is with chaos, you have been incredibly lucky. And suddenly, you all see a flash of golden light and you all heal for 36 points of damage. As you hear a voice in your head, you guys did it. As you see in a flash of gold and green, as Tizaki He just comes.

Y! Y! What's in the battle cam go? I really hated that guy, but now I'm... Tell me where. He's gonna go... Hines us in front of us? Towards the mic, next to the green sotty.

Right there. Holy shit. Hizaki. You're the best. He should start a side business. Something runs! Wow, things went south real fast. Get on my back!

I'm trying. Please! I can't. We'll get out of here. We don't have much time. Can we go now? We could all die. If you can, no, you need to get on my back. If it's still in combat.

Yes, exactly right. Come up. Exactly right. How do I get from here to there? Kill them. Very carefully. Oh, kill them? Just killed them.

Shooter. Unbelievable. See, I was just gonna like leap frog. You can try to leap through. You're actually not sure how gravity affects you. No one's so tempted to jump. No.

A we get a dash. If I dash and jump through enemies, I am working through difficult terrain. And jump is based on strength score. Yeah, okay, well, I'm... I have to get through these enemies in order to get under attack. Because I didn't say they... Which means that I need to...

Wow, so much has changed since I started. Um... So much has changed. Hisaki would know that the flaming sphere is dangerous to them. It's not friendly, right? It's not, they would know it's casting fire. Yep. I will, um, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring,

and I will cast flow on all five of these motherfuckers. What's the ability? The 17 wisdom saving, so 19-20s and 14. Is that hot set? Nope, they all fail. Okay, so they're all slowed. All of them have negative two to DC, dexterity saving throws, can't use reactions.

Can't use reactions? Can I try in difficulty terrain all the way over here? Yes, you can, yeah. You can go to drive. Five, ten, fifteen, twenty. We don't know if it's, or you don't know if it's a jump or a run. Do a leapfrog.

Do some leapfrog. There's no land there, right? You can try to jump on him, on the slot. I will attempt to try to jump. Like leapfrog from Slotty to stop. You're Dexas as fuck, dude. I will attempt to run on them in order to get to her. So as soon as you run up, they slow down and they look like they're trying to

to swipe at you. And as soon as you push off, you're suddenly sucked up into the gravitational pull, and you actually are able to jump 40 feet. Whoa! As you're able to leap into the air and they are unable to swing at you. And he's like, that's one down! Come on in, the chaos is fine! fine. Okay, with that it is um, holy shit. Herr's a great turn.

Holy crap. Oh, Hirsch is a good. Um, that's a jump. It was looking like shit. He's feeling the worst. Oh, use your little legs and jump. Oh, actually no. Shit, we got healed. We all get healed through 36. Oh, so. Oh, I feel okay. I look okay. Um, I will get all the Karen and I'll use my action to help anyone. that like may accidentally fly by or like may need an extra voice. You leap forward once again, they're in slow motion as they're attempting to slash at you and Herda leaps forward and grabs on to Hezaki's back.

And with that it is hoagie. I will recklessly attack all of them. Actually, we'll say power attacks, of course. Those are probably both hit, 20 something. Okay. Let's see if this prox. It does. Okay.

Nice, nice. So another one, is it after 20? Oh, let's go. I'd like to deny my trip. Bonus action, I'll do my fourth attack and I'll do it all. Let's go. Up until the point of what I do actually

deny one of their credits. Two, we'll have it. Four, six. Some day. You got enough there, buddy? Geez, Louise. Who burpee to die. And we can split this up, however.

Nine. That was a three, nine. She's Scott Herbert. A ten. I thought you said Tommy was dead. Hey, I need my dog. Turn her back. And why did you give him out of that?

Thanks. 31. Get Tommy out of our house. Get Tommy out of our house. 31 plus 80 is what? 11. 111, 11, yeah. 111, just to any of them.

They all did about on average, whatever, so. Split it up amongst three. What are you closest to? All three of them. 111, you just demolish the red slottie right in front of you. And then I will use my amusement to jump through and get onto the camera. You leap forward and once again, the gravity pulls you up.

And you start to feel as you rise up, you hear the scream. of the Gitsirai finally calmed down, is drowned, either they're all dead or it's drowned out by the sound of the Citadel, getting completely destroyed. There's only a handful of pieces still remaining, as the Slotty are all swarming on riding the chaos towards you.

And you may have to land on, okay, halfway done! And with that, it is Monsters 2 turn, as they are going to, how does slow work for them? You only one attack, right? Only one attack. So he's going to attempt to attach Lufkey. How many are affected? And that is going to be a natural 20.

Uh, no, it's not. Okay. With that, it is going to only be one. You have your reaction. Blue Flottie, call on part of me. Oh, two, the cryophonix, like a nibia. But pee instead. Yes, that's true.

16 points of slashing damage? 16 points of slashing damage. And I need you to make a con saving throw for me. Yeah, they get you. get no bonus action or reaction as they're slowed. But that's it. If they want to cast a spell, they have to do something.

Yeah, stupid. Maybe he's a great card. 19. You must resist the chaos fade. And with that, that's it. Lofty, you're up. All right, I'm just, oh. There's a pathway for you.

Yeah, so I want to just, I don't want a full blast off 40 feet in the air, but I do want to just do a little boop and then jump on this guy's face, which will be two feet attacks, and then launch off of him onto the back. Cool. Okay, you do that. You leap forward and you make some attacks on this fella. Oh, 14, I think misses and 21. 14 does, on the red salati or the blue?

On the blue. 14 does miss, but 21 hits. Okay, so I'll just kind of, oh, that one sort of slip, but I'll plant one right square in his face. You smash him on the foot, on the head rather, with your foot. And I already hit him. Yes, he's wound.

I mean, barely. Seven points. You smack him, he's like, and with that, you'll land- I'm sorry, who is Monsters 2? A Monster 2 is Blue Slot. One of them will have to make a Dex 17 saving throw. Okay. Sorry, yeah, yep, it's only the one.

Dex, that's a 15. Fail and they'll take eight points of fire damage. Okay. Eight points? Sorry, I apologize for missing that. missing that. I thought all the Slotty went in one turn. With that, it is the red Slottie's turn and I can't see anybody in there. Um, oh I see. And with that, the red Slotty are going to... They can only move 30. Wow. Their movement's fucking 60.

Oh, no, so it's not. So they're all going to turn towards the... They're going to shove off and make a attacks, one attack each on Luffy and Toa. They are slowed. Yes, they are, but they're basically leaping as well. So they're gonna barely be able to get there. The Reds? And they're only gonna make one claw attack on each. That's gonna miss Toa and miss disadvantage on Lifty, right?

Yes. Okay, I've been ahead. Actually, oh yeah, because since my last three. 18. It misses. Okay, yeah, it's- Three is gonna have to make a dexterity saving throw. Three, okay.

14. That's a fail. Okay. Take five points of fire damage. Right. Okay. Cing is slightly as resistant, but okay, that's their turn higher,

and you're up. I am going to move forward and attempt to jump onto the Kieran. Okay, you run forward and push off. And once again, they are trying to swipe at you, but the slow spell is keeping them restrained. And you land on the, okay, just one more and then we can get out of here.

You can see that he's still wounded from the- No, fuck him, let's go. from the from crashing in. With that, it is it's his turn. I drop concentration on the flaming sphere and I try to follow Iris

and use my action to dash. You don't even have to dash. You leap forward and you sprint and you just run out. Your flaming sphere disappears as you leap forward. Once again, they're unable to do it. Okay, is everybody on board

and with that green squad is going to check it out on them to. I can spudscribe. I can see you running through and just just as your foot would pass your greens field, like, the red sea. With that, he's going to, with an intent, he's gonna let out a horrible croak,

and cast fear at a third level. He has to roll a 20. Everyone's immune to frighten with intent feet of me. Oh, the green slot he also had. He goes a natural one regardless. So, and you see as he goes by his attempt to crook and, and. Which means did you have slow on?

All of them have flow on that, and he just rolled a natural one, which means that spell will take effect on its next time. And suddenly he's unable to probe. Was he trying to cast fear? Yes. I'm saying we're all immune to being tried. Yeah, but he's still trying to cast her.

Oh, I see. Okay, gotcha. And so he's unable to cast it. Holy shit. And with that, okay, let's get out of here. And you start to feel the gravity is hard to pull you as the Citadel begins to implode on itself. and start to turn into all of the rushing elements. And he says, let's get out of here we can almost make it!

And he is galloping, rocketing through, as dodging all of the elemental chaos around it, weaving through a massive swarm of Slotty, hundreds of them, as they're all trying to take swipes at you, as he's effortlessly dodging through, but there are some very close calls, and with a sudden,

a massive, massive burst as you are all bathed in this purplish silver light, as you are a burst forward, you feel this strange temporal pull again. He's like, okay, here we go. And any flash of gold, you once again feel your stomach leave you. And suddenly you come back to your senses. Holy smokes. Tupit Tupin rolls.

What an absolute nightmare. Hey, did you know that Yoms? It is Disney backwards. It's a bit. And you suddenly, with a flash of gold, you see the blossoms all around. You look down, you see the crystal clear water. You are in the grove of the eternal blossom. blossom. You see a singular figure sitting at the bank meditating the glave across her lap

and her paws together. I don't know. As she as golden lotus sits and suddenly as soon as she's bathed in the golden light you see her look up at you and for the first time ever you see a bit of worry. Oh my goodness you're all alive. It took so long. How long has it been? She looks at you and says, How long do you think it's been? Two hours, maybe?

Two hours? You've been gone for a week? Yeah. The Horn Legion is almost here. Yeah. And that's what on the session. Oh my God. Oh, boy.

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