Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 38 | The Webs They Weave: Part 2

Episode Date: March 13, 2025

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Hey man, welcome to the legends of a ventress. I'm Toa Komanui, and you're listening to Beneath Thark Wings. Here's basically what happened last time. How is it week past? That's not possible. How do you intend to use the rod? What are you going to do with it? The war chief has been preparing his entire unnaturally long life for this moment.

We will re-forge it, fashion it into a weapon, and War Chief Frostfang will put an end. end to Baphimans reign on this plane. What you're saying is we have to separate from the rod so that you can prepare it for the process of reing into the law rod, and then we have to go get untainted. Yes, we will purify you and our hot springs. Feel the warmth, the pure water all around you. And tell me of a time you were a peace.

Tell me about a time you experienced unity. Tell me about a time when you felt good. Captain Freeling, how are you feeling, sir? Captain Freeling, how are you feeling, sir? Hey, Freewing, what's up, buddy? I'm feeling great, thanks, thank you. I used to be someone who was filled with anger and hatred, and rage, and bitterness, but that's not me anymore.

I guess, oh, no, ow, how? I only have one arm, fuck. After experiencing the healing and the tranquility of the eternal blossom, I see that that is what led me to the failures. to the loss, to the anger, and it was, there was no need for it. There was no need at all. My obsession with being a free spirit, having stupid wings of liberty, was all useless.

What? I see now. You should tow the line. Pretend is if we believe what they're saying, and pretend that we are in it to help them. All the while knowing that they, More than likely all the enemy. For Rwale, we have to do this for Rwaleigh.

As you all have been reeling from your time in limbo, feeling a little definitely more rested and relaxed after your time in the hot springs, after and beneath there was he finally got a Hot Springs episode. You all settle down and you finally manage to fall asleep. Caprice. This is never good. Oh, no.

Sorry. You begin to dream. You are, it's darkness. Same as it always is. You see, once again, the shadows start to shift, start to shape, and you see a silhouette. And at this point, you are just ready at this point. You're used to it almost. You recall your previous dream of a similar nature.

And you see the silhouette start to take form. And you're expecting that same shapely feminine form. And then cold blast you. Suddenly there's no more darkness. There's no shadow. shadow, there's the cold, there's the wind, there's the sky above you, a horrific mountain peak below you. As the wind wraps around you, you suddenly no longer feel the chill. You feel calm, you feel nothing. But what you see is what's important.

directly ahead of you is the same statue you remember. The six eyes on a bird's head, four wings, one hand up, one hand down. The statue stands before you high above, Grant. And where you were expecting Glazier is now far worse than even that horrible nightmare. And as the eyes of the statue are seemingly still, they are frozen. You still feel them piercing deep into your soul. And as the howling of the wind stops, silence overcomes you. And then you hear a voice.

Are doomed. She has you. require respite. You require salvation. And you feel like you can respond. What's the do you? Only I can save you from your fate. You have seen what she will do. You have seen what is happening around you. Do you think that you all will get out of this? your souls say what will happen to you what will happen to your child what will happen to Hersia I don't have those answers those questions I I have already told you but how can I trust I can't I can't trust anyone in this world except for

for my friends, I can't trust your promises. I can't trust hers. A man on the edge should trust no one. But you do not have the luxury of trust, do you caprice? The statue stares unmoving, unblinking, the six eyes boring into you. The wind seems to how the snow whips around, but it's as if you are in a void. You may accept my gift. I can help you. Do you think

your friends can? What is your plan? The hour draws near where you will make a choice. Why not be freed of such choice? Why not say my? I name thrice. You know, you could just, you could just come to me. You don't have to do all this. Night, you're freaking me out, all right, man? You're freaking me out. I just, I don't want to be here anymore.

I can make choices for myself. I do not need your help. I did not accept a single gift from you, all right? Is that your final selection? Caprice. You should have got to me sooner, man. The answer might have been yes, but I trust in my friends. I'm confident we're gonna be able to get through this.

Very well. You know how to call me. Apparently you know how to call me. I do. My eyes are on you. I, Cabrice, am far more than you even understand. I did not always have six eyes. Farewell from Pazoooo.

And you are suddenly jolted awake. Her, her, her, heard ya? Mm, yeah, what is it? You okay? Herja, you're there? Yeah, what's up, Christ? You feeling okay? Are you, are, is everything all right?

Am I okay? Everyone's been, like they had? shit, I'm not okay. But hearing the distress in his voice, I'm going to rip off the covers and, like, patter across all the broken charts all over the floor. Hey, what's wrong?

I'm right here. It's okay. And I'm like, like, grab your hand in bed. You can feel that I'm shaking cold sweat. What's what happened? It's back on top of the mountain. Oh, no. I saw the statue again.

I spoke to me. Did you bring your winter boots this time? I didn't need them. I could have been like we were in the hot spring, and I would have been fine. It wasn't... This is such a complex situation that we can't. You're going to... I don't know what to do. Just breathe. It's okay. It'll be okay. I'm right here. I'm not going anywhere. Just stay with me for a minute. Okay. Yeah, you don't want to get up right now. It's kind of messy. You're definitely going to get some splinters. So maybe we should just stay here.

Okay. Okay. It's good. And give him a big hug. That's better. Yeah. That's better. You know I stink, but it's...

I can't seem to wash it off. Not even golden borders can wash it off. It's a good stink. It's not as bad as everyone says. Oh. Oh, well, it's good. You should wear an outside shirt. Thank God I'm not going to be a good.

It's good. It's not good, good. Oh, boy. Tell me about him. Walk me through. What I told you before about the statue? Mm-hmm. It spoke to me again and said that he was going to free me of the thing that we also have already spoken about.

Right. And that he could give me a gift of some kind. I don't know what kind of gift that would have. have been. I said, I said no, though. I think I did okay. You did great. You did great, Caprice. I'm very proud of you. I don't know. I could have just doomed us all. Well, we're not going anywhere and we'll find out soon enough, I suppose, better than you taking it, not knowing what it is. Did he tell you what he was going to give you? No, and I don't think it's the last time we're going to see him. Is she still visiting you at night?

say it's been weeks since I've been visited by Glossia. Yeah, it was, it was, yeah, it was, it was right before the whole mountain pass, I believe, yeah. Hmm. My dreams have been dreamless. I haven't happened in the normal dreams, you know, wacky shenanigans. Do you think they're separate? They're not, they're not, they're definitely not working together. This woman and this being.

I hadn't thought of that. Fuck. Oh, no. Oh, my career. Well, I didn't mean to add, you know, oil and fire here. She says, I suppose it's possible that this whole thing has been an illusion because of the person who owns my line. I suppose that's true, but something tells me that I'm kind of getting competed for. This seemed like a new courting, so to speak.

I wonder why. Is there any reason why both of them would be going after you? I don't think anyone else has been having these cat of nightmares. The only reason I can think of is because maybe he's against the person who's who's been trying to manipulate me all along. I could have allied, but that just seems like choosing the worst of two evils, or just an evil against an evil. You're rocking a thin rope and they're just hoping you're going to teeter one way or another.

I just want to play music. I don't want any of this. Let's play some music. Would that make you feel better? I'll grab my viol and I'll start just from a tune. Sometimes in the morning I am petrified and can't move. awake but cannot open my eyes and the weight is crushing down on my lungs i know i can't breathe and hope someone will save me some time and your mother's still cold in her grave she lies it never gets easier with time

Maybe you should give in to the devils that possess you. The gods, they never blessed your inside. Then you... I keep going. It didn't help. Just, can you be baked spoon and see you in the morning? Sure. I'll be a big spoon for you, Caprice, any day.

I'll just roll over. I'll tuck him in. like full on mummified sausage mode all the way down to his feet and then I'll crawl up next to him and I'll give him the big spoons. As you were settling in Caprice, you hear the flapping of wings. You look and there's just a crane on the edge of the lake. It shoots its head in and spears a fish

and it raises its head and it turns and you see one of its eyes linger on you for just a little bit or for flying away into the night. I shut my eyes immediately shut, pretending I didn't see that. And I try to enjoy the warm embrace of her to and see if I can get to sleep. And you all enjoy a long rest.

I'm going to get up early and make myself some tea. You do that. And I will be waiting in the common area where the fire pit is. Maybe I will have starting a fire. Yeah. And I will be drinking tea while I peruse over my spellbook

and continue to work on the solution for the Caprice problem, but I would never call it that in front of his face. You are working on the Capri's problem, totally oblivious and unaware to just how much the Caprice Problem has advanced since you went to sleep.

I would probably gotten up with... Yeah, you get up together, and you see Ravali over on the far end of the lake sitting underneath a tree with beautiful golden blossoms as he seems to meditated. I would make no effort to get anywhere near Ravali. I'm hurt. I'm hurt by his words. I would have my totem, my mall in my lap.

For my pack, I would have just kind of some pigments. And as I use it and beat it, giving that it's just a hunk of wood, paint gets chipped off, and I would basically touch up and sort of try to keep it as fully colored as possible from any damage that it's sustained over the past battles. You do that. The rest of you wake up as you would. I'm going to wake up before Caprice knowing that he generally sleeps in, and I'm going to, like, pull my pillow down as I'm, like, sliding out and just, like, press it up against his back, so it still feels like I'm there.

And I'm just going to tuck him in gently. And with minimizing the sound of my clattering thunder thighs, I will try to, like, tiptoe out of the room and also try to make him some tea or something to help him wake up in the morning. I might be awake during all of that, but sometimes in the morning I feel petrified and can't move, so I stay awake and just try to muster strength for the day. I probably won't notice that because you're facing away. It's dark.

You fuck them. See, I'll come pattering back in with tea and biscuits and just be like, hi, good morning, and just like kind of pile them on my plate and like hike up my pajama pants and now my buck cracks showing. and I'll just like pat her back over to the back to Caprice's room. Good teeth. It's also your room. Oh yeah, it's our room. I knock, of course.

I'm just like nose door there anyway. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. Lifty and Iris are still sleeping. And it's starting to get late in the morning. Hey, Caprice. And I'm like trying not to knock over the teacup, I'm just going to... Hey, yeah. What's up?

I made you some money. I mean, I don't know what kind of food they have here, but I just brought whatever Toa and Felix were eating because they didn't seem they were immediately poisoned by it or foaming at the mouth, so I assume it's safe to eat. So I thought I'd bring you some for a good good morning. Thank you. I really appreciate it. Cheers. Yeah, okay. Cheers. And I'll enjoy a breakfast with her, Chris. Do that. The morning gets on a little bit, and your escort still hasn't arrived. Eventually, you hear the heavy measured footsteps of what sounds like approaching orcs.

And you see them turn the corner, and they are heavily armored in that same elegant design as all of the others. The tendrils looking just the same, the same length, and they let you know that the time to begin the process of the reforging has arrived. And they will give you a few moments to get ready and join them. Is everyone ready? It's forging time.

Dun, dun, done, I'm just gonna, I'm gonna have a whole, there's gonna be a whole cut scene of be donning my armor, and it's gonna be a montage style. Tying the laces.

You need a montage. You're just like practicing your black. I'm gonna nod like at the group that specifically try to get Caprice's attention and like speak to him maybe as he lags behind and the rest of the group falls behind. Yeah, you're

able to do that. If there's a moment. I would say there'd be a moment easily, yeah. Hey, Caprice, I wanted to apologize for yesterday. I know that I kind of lost my cool when we were all in the hot tub, which is weird. But

regardless, it was everything after that it happened with limbo and seeing Taua disappear right in front of my eyes. I kind of lost to I was and then I was yelling at you and I didn't mean to and I just wanted to say that that I'm sorry and I know that you know the severity of the situation and and I don't mean to belittle you or your sense of humor because I know that you just do what you do because you're and I wanted to know that I trust you and I and I know that you're going to do the right thing and and and that's all and and I just wanted to apologize and and I hope that you know if

If anything weird were to happen, you would tell me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you don't need to apologize yesterday or it was a fuck of a day. I mean, think about all of the shit we went through in limbo. Crazy. Chavatu was surprisingly stereotypical. It was just weird, right? Really bizarre.

Yeah. And then we had the hot springs action, and we've seen all of each other's junk now, except for yours. So you're the only person who hasn't shown everybody else your thing. Actually, really that, I mean, that seems like you really should do that just to clear the air kind of. I don't think we have to go there. You know, I mean, I understand how complex my situation is, and I really appreciate you expressing concern. Additionally, last night it got overly complicated because the creature at the top of the mountain that I described to you earlier came to me and offered me a gift in order to free me from my terrible, eternal hellish contract. So, you know, I'll see you at the forge.

What? Debris? Yeah, what? Debris come back. Yeah. Um, can you, can you, can you tell me that one more time? I will absolutely tell you that one more time because I know you're interested and I'm not holding anything back anymore from you guys. Your, your friend feelings, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, and then I really quickly recount what I experienced in my dream. Okay. And I said no and that I trusted my friends. And so, uh, be a good friend. Of course. Absolutely. I would never think to be anything else.

Nice old's in your hands, buddy. Well, not your hands. It's technically a devil's hand, but in your hands to help wrestle it free. Thank you for telling me. Otherwise, I'll be doomed in my entire lineage for attorney. We're going to solve this, all right? Please do. There's no question in this world that we can't answer with enough knowledge. I believe that.

We're going to fix it. Damn's great. Let's go. Nothing we can't do. Fuck yeah. Right. I'm excited about the plan. Let's go.

Okay. I'll... Right behind you. I'll run to catch up with the group. I'll knock on Lifting Iris's door. Um, hey, guys? You hear yelling inside. Is everyone okay?

And I'll just, I'll kick the door out. I wish you promised. Hmm. You promised me! She promised me! What did she promise you? She would not again get... She's so cute when she sleeps. But she again got chicken wings while I was asleep.

And she ate them, like it was not even a big deal. But it wasn't good, but I can't stay mad at her. I can probably get you chicken wings. They have pistachios that are in three D.Cell. They must have everything if you have chicken. I don't feel like it could be a rain. It's just different when they're hers. They just take it a little bit better.

Iris! Iris! Don't wake her. She's so sweet. Oh, no, we have to go. No, we have to wake her. Oh. I'm a carry her, maybe. Oh, she would love this. Is she, is she, do you think she would?

Yeah, you carry her and I'll carry the wings. I'll, uh, I'll gently pick up Iris. Is she dressed? I'm in my negligent. Can you wake up, please? Quick to go. I'm just put me back down. Oh yeah, I just put you right back down into these big rocky outs.

No. I want to be in the bed. See, now I'm turning into... I'm going to be in girl. We are Vista. We are Vistaani. Police three are a ripi. He is.

I want to do that's the bed, Lofty. Not rocks, the bed, please. I'll put her down. And I'll slowly flutter my eyes open. Luffy, you're gray, are you tired? No, that's me. Oh, Toa, Toa, um, oh, oh, oh. Oh, I'm not, oh.

You look good. I will. I'm sorry. Good morning, Toa. I just think those guards are waiting for us, and they're just be disrespectful to keep them waiting. Well, if you could go into the... ...around, it's like your face away.

Oh yeah, I'll wait outside, I just want to let you know. Great, thank you. All right, and I'll leave in and off this like, think with everybody else. You brought this on yourself. You think, did I bring this upon myself? You don't have the decency to lick the chicken grease off of your lips? And you say just to me? Let me get this right.

I'm awoke from a dream where I have a lovely feeling chasing a butterfly. That sounds nice. In the arms of twi, you're angry. But before you came back to the room, I had dinner? Yeah. Yeah. Yes, I am. Lufty? Yeah. You will carry me today all day.

Yes, I would, but I'm just so weak from not shaking. You will, or I will tell phoenix, which you say when you'll sleep. I say when I'm sleeping. Carry me. Go. The claws sink into my shoulders. And rejoin. You do that.

As you join the guards, and they are very obviously not talking. They're very untalkative. They're very untalkative as they guide you through the city. And you see now, you are high up in the mountains at this point, and you see the bridges going over the various ravines and chasms. And now, plain as day, there's not smoke. It's not just smoke, it's not just the distant destruction. you see as far as you can fields of beastmen, of the transformed giants, the Edens, the orcs that have turned. It is a massive army that is descending upon Mogherkai.

And once again, the vibe and the atmosphere has not changed. Everyone is going about their business. And you see that there is some marshalling happening and some defenses. but no panic, no rushing, just waiting for the inevitable to come. You are guided through, and you do seem to notice up ahead, up in the, on the peaks, far more Yetis than you have seen previously, all hanging off of various rocky outcroppings or in caves, and they seem to be at the ready for something. and you make your way through, and you see a plume of smoke rising from a building, a circular

building, and the doors are open, and there is a warm glow coming from it. And this is definitely not a building that you've been brought to, but with this large of a city, there's no way that you could have seen the whole thing while you've been here. And as you approach, you see that hitched out front is a wagon filled with all sorts of blacksmithing equipment. And Hershey, you recognize that wagon. And you don't even need to see the seal that's been hammered onto the hilt of one of the swords

to know that this is your father's cart. And you are brought up. You are brought up to the building. and as you make your way up the stairs and into the glow, you are in the midst of a massive forge, and you feel the heat as soon as you step a mere 10 feet from the door, as you also notice that the way that this has been built out is not the same style of architecture as everything else in Mover-Cock.

and you immediately, it's immediately given away when you see hanging above the entrance to this is the symbol of Morden, the god of the dwarfs, the god of the forge. As you see the hard lines, the jagged edges, not a single curve in this room. And you see massive bellows

going into a roaring fire, large trays of molds, just rows and rows and rows of all sorts of hammers. Go ahead. Does it look like the things that you've described now, the sharp angles and all that is older than everything else? No, I would say that it's new. It's been built. Okay. It's been built out. Is it the Simplano Shield? B. Diaz, and that was my dad's card out front. Do you think so? My dad's card.

Oh, he's got to be close. I'm not trying to cause a scene here, but there's no fucking way he's not in this house. He's somewhere in the city. Let's all keep her cool, but keep an eye out for him. And if you see him, say something. This is kind of unusual, no. Like, what I know that having like a sanctuary morden in the middle of a... This is very bizarre.

It does not make sense. It does not make sense. And it seems to be all inside. The outside of the building seemed normal compared to what you had seen. But you can see the large smoke stacks as this... just plumes and plumes of smoke billow out from it. And you hear the groaning of the bellows going in and out, the roaring of the fire,

and you hear the clanging of a hammer on an anvil or some kind of metal of wrought iron, wrought steel. And you almost start to sweat immediately as you get further and further into the... into the long hallway that leads to this glowing forge. And as you all enter the room, you see that there is a massive anvil with a mold built into it.

And perfectly placed in seven parts is the rod of the seven parts. And you see that there is, that there's a massive vat of molten mass on the far end of the room with grooves and channels going into this mold. And the roaring flame is almost blinding from its glow as you see a single figure in this forge

hammering away at something on this, at the head of this anvil. And then you see him take it and drive it into the cool water and the water vapor. The water vapor and steam fills the room, and you see two tongs, or rather a pair of tongs, reach in and grab it and pulls out a one of the final pieces. The seventh piece of the rod goes exactly into its slot. As the steam clears, you see a stout dwarven gentleman with a wild. old bushy beard, his face completely covered in soot with a leather apron. And he, and,

and you see as his eyes adjust, you see that he has small eyes deeply set into his head, great big bushy eyebrows, and you all see Torvald, Envald, and Valhard. And as, as soon as you enter the room, he looks at you, Persia. And he says, oh, I didn't How you doing? I immediately like reach and grab for Karprease's hand and I'm like digging my nails into his skin and just completely aghast. Did you have a good trip? Yeah, yeah.

Is that you? Yeah, me, do you not recognize your old part? I've been looking for you for fucking weeks. Do you know how worried me? You know how worried Ma is right back home in Yon? Are you out of your fucking mind? Well, gee, Erja, the second you get here, you're starting yelling at me.

Come on, give your old man a hug. He waddles over, and you see that this man is just slightly larger than Herzia as he gives you a mighty bear hug. And you are completely covered in soot and filth and grime and oils. that he's been working on as he steps back. Well, your mother, I was going to send for once we took care of this old bad demon business, you know?

It's not safe yet. I'm just like feeling his face and his cheeks and like kind of his shoulders and down his waist and just trying to make sense of like... I have lost a little bit of weight. I stopped drinking. There's no way you stop drinking. No, what? Yeah, no, I realized what it was doing. my relationships and I had an epiphany while I was out working the forge.

I was out one morning, I saw a flash of gold in the sky. And I heard the calling of a beautiful voice and it was, it was great. So is that calling why you couldn't write a fucking letter back home to let us know you're doing okay? Do you realize how long you've been missing for? Well, I mean, I knew it would take a while, but... I had hope that you would show up eventually. That's what she said.

I'm gonna look around for a second see if I can pull them aside. Like, like, all eyes on us kind of thing? Or can I like talk to them privately? It's just him and you guys. And these are your new friends? I was told you were they have friends. No, these are, this is like, like, oh yeah, for better, for lack of a better word, they're my traveling family, dad.

But well, hello, traveling family. I'm Torvald. I'm Urges' dad. It's nice to meet you. Hi. Hi. My name is Capricino Sesto. You can call me Caprice. It's a pleasure to meet you. Well, slow down there. I didn't understand anything you just said. Hi. He's from Gal to Copacca, huh? Oh, really? Yeah, he's from Gal to He used to do business with him. I may have blacked out when we met. I don't, we've never met met him my old life. Oh, well, it's nice to meet you. Yeah, a pleasure. A pleasure. How are you folks? Well, my dad's good. Well, that's good to hear.

Nine Thorvald. Oh, this is Tor. Mr. Invald, it's a pleasure to meet you. I'm glad that you're okay and fine and safe and helping us. This is wonderful. Well, yeah, really, of course. I mean, why wouldn't they be fine? Well, Hush has been pretty worried about you for like months at this point,

and we thought you maybe did. Well, you know, I have lost track of certain days. certain weeks occasionally, you know, it's, it happens, it comes with the territory, but I was always told she said, Erzio'll be show enough, does she wait for her, and there you are. I never would have imagined that this is how all this would end, but my name is Felix Ackerman, and I've got many questions for you if you don't mind, sir. Well, hey, Felix Ackerman, I'm Erge's dad, Thorvald Ambalt. It's a pleasure.

And this is Lofti Hello I don't know Your last name Is she hell Is she hell Is that kidding

It doesn't matter Lofti's right You know Urchin never told me She had really cute friends He blushes You will get used to it

She's a thing for dads Hello I'm Iris of the Sun Don't tell your ma Hello Iris of the Sands I would hug you But I am allergic I would hug you as well but I'm on Lutti's back.

Okay, well, I'll say hello, hi there, from the distance. Great. Did you say you were allergic? Yeah, real bad. Real bad. So Tabaxi? Yeah, Tabaxi cats,

other fielion type things. They bring around these tigers here as soon as Golden Lotus shows up, I just start sneezing. It's real bad. Your dad is charming. I don't think I inherited, Iris. I think I got my Masa.

I don't think Mazz allergic to cats. I'm pretty sure you are straight off of your father's tree. Well, I really like it. Well, that's a real compliment, Derser. You should thank your friend, your good friend. Yes. You're a good friend again. If you were to sidle up next to Herzegh's father,

you could be Lutti and Rolhardt. You're not, no, absolutely not. I do not stand for this. Can you explain to me what is happening here? And why is it that when I asked people, when I arrived in this city when I saw your fucking car up on that mountain, which I know you fucking climbed by yourself alone. Well, it was fine.

Is it a dwarf thing to curse at your parents? My father would never stand for this. Listen, why is he when I asked them? Nobody told me that you were here. Everyone was dodging questions left and right. Well, obviously, yeah, to go to Crazy Frog Town to get the rod, the piece of the rod that I just put in there. You're talking about Limbo, pie?

Yeah, yeah. Crazy Frogtown. That's what they're described to me. I don't know. I ain't not here about the planes and the chaos. You're... I ain't, I ain't no academic. You're the best blacksmith on all of Yonah.

What do you mean you don't know about crazy fractalized limbo? Well, I don't... I'm more of a more than guy myself. I don't know why are you... Why are you giving me... I haven't seen your old blah and how long? Yeah, because you ran away from home. You disappeared.

Well, I guess I suppose that's true. Yeah, I suppose it is. Well, but you know, I knew I was reassured that you'd be fine, that Ma'd be fine, and that you would all come to live here after it was all over. Yeah, go ahead. If I may, Mr. Anvilhart, Hirzhan, I'm sorry, I don't want to interrupt because I know what it's like to get back together with your family. I'm sorry, if I'm overstepping in the bouncer, please let me know. You keep saying she told me.

Yeah. Who? The Eternal Blossom? I saw the star, the flash of goat in the sky, said, Hey, there's going to be a really cool fella in the sky who's going to guide you to where he got to be. And then I followed the, I followed the Kieran, and here I am. Have you actually met this person, or is it just a voice?

There was more of a more of a voice I saw gold that you know gold is a good thing I'm a dwarf I'm going to look at her to real

with piercing daggers in my eyeballs and say nothing so what you're telling me dad is you followed a yellow fart in the sky you came here

and decided not to write home well that was part the plan yeah everything is great here I stopped drinking I love a little weight, started lifting a little bit. He's sick.

I'm glad you're taking care of yourself. Is that not good? No, it's great. No, I'm glad. I'm going to nudge Noah really hard. Our toe are really hard in the, I don't know how you, Noah. You nudged.

You nudged towa. I touched Noah. Yikes. You're really hard in the ridge. I'm like, ah. I'm like sort of like pinching his cheeks and making sure he's not an illusion as I'm saying this. This is all.

great. It means everything she said was real. And then we'll call for after all, Baphimit is all taken care of, and then we can all live here forever. It'll be great. Yeah, Gaffimate. It's Baphimitt, and he's a big fucking problem. He's a big fucking bullfella, that for sure.

Do you need any help with your forge? I'd be happy to, I'm quite dexterous myself. I grab a pair of tongs. It would be my pleasure. Oh, careful, Capri. To help. Caprice, have you ever worked in a forge before?

Hey, can't be that hard? Oh, dear gods. Why are you all so, you know, on edge? Why did you not go through the purification process? I think the problem is to bang your daughter and he feels uncomfortable. I... That is not the case at all. What do you tackle? Hey!

Charlie! Is that true Charlie? Charlie asked for me. I'm sorry, I'm the only as to why Caprice was acting like this, and it's quite obvious he wants to bang Herscher. And he's standing in the presence of Ovalho. I go through my seat. I gotta go.

I got to go. Are you trying to be on toward my own flesh and mind? I have to go. I just here to Stoke with the, I, uh, That's really not the first thing with that leaf without an offering. Hi, my name is Capricioa Sesto. You can call me Caprice. I heard you the first time, Charlie.

Okay. Caprice, I have one thing. to say to you, WAP. Well, what does this mean? Don't worry about that. That might be a tabasy language. I don't know much beyond Warvish, so I always have a dergian for all of the other folk. No, Wap is not too far off from like PAP, you know, from where she's not.

No, not at all. Very close depending on whether you're moved here. Well, that all stands the reason. Sure, sure. So, how you've been? Did you watch for deer on your way here? Oh, no, yeah, I know, yeah. I squeezed right past you to grab the ranch.

No, I already got it right on my hip. Yeah, I could, like, slide it out of this thing, and I open it and give it a whiff. It's good. It's the good stuff. They make it here for me. They got, did you, have you had their pistachios? Oh, no, they're great. I think I think Capricet had enjoyed quite a few.

They're good. Life is real good here, really good. That's basically 70% pistachios at the point. Is this a tea that I'm smelling in the bottle? No, it's just ranch. That's gotta be like somewhere, that's your record. Is this tea that I smell in the bottle? Nah, it's just ranch.

What? In what fucking world is that makes? It's just ranch. Oh, thank you. That reassures me. I feel better now. That the bottle smells like ranch. It smells like ranch.

Ow, he's just ranch, silly. Okay, well, I'm glad you quit drinking. I'm like taking a look at his belt to see if he's got any bottle, other bottles on there that should be confused. No, I, I'm dry, Erja. Without it all, because I found, I found the eternal blossom.

I found, you know, more than do nothing. I mean, I still worship more than, more than friends. I'm gonna look absolutely mortified when he says that. Are you all right, Vela? I'm... There's nothing to sweat about. Besides the great giant flame that I'm stoking, it's not that bad.

No, it's not too hot here. He's not too bad. I'm fine. So anybody have any tea? I don't want any ranch. You with some ranch? No, I do not want any ranch. Thank you, version.

I'll hand you my water skin. Thank you. Thank you, Jella. Well, how long have you been here for? How long have you been sober, I suppose? Well, like I said, I lose track at time really easy, especially here. It's like I feel really great, though. I was told that you'd all show up, and we'd do the old...

We'd forge this ride here. And you'd take care of all the bullfellas, and then we'd call for Ma and we live here for the rest of our lives. What do you mean live here? We live here. No, no, no, we're going to go back home. It's way past your curfew, dad. It's time to... Don't tell Ma.

Does she realize I'm gone yet? Do she realize you're gone yet? She's pretty worried about you. She was pretty upset when I had to leave to go find your ass. Oh, gee. It'll be fine. We'll just tell her I met some crazy golden goddess in the sky. She doesn't have nothing to worry about.

But I'm saying that it's here. Everything is fine. We're saving the world? You're gonna leave her the ranch and the anvil and all that? Well, we're going to back it up. She can back it up. She can hire some folk. I know a guy right down this three will do it real cheap.

You want her to move in here? Yeah, we're all going to move in here. We'll pack it up. We'll hire some fellows down, oh, uh, the Jeremy down in the corner house there. He does this kind of stuff for cheap. I think Jeremy retired like... Oh, did he? Yeah, I know you've been gone for a while.

Wow, how's he doing? He's got two kids now. Did you know? Oh, he does. Congratulations. Congratulations. Tell them, give him a gift for me. Anyway, are we going to forge this thing? Thank you so much for the raid.

Welcome Raiders. We play Dungeons and Dragons here on this channel. Sometimes. Sometimes. This is our... Go ahead. Yes? Do you actually need all of us here to forge this thing?

Yeah, that's part of the ritual. Why? Because it's all about like the power of the souls and the animal of what got touched by the wind dukes of Aca. And you are the only six people who I think can do it. I think that's how it works. You know about the Windukes of Aca? Oh yeah, no, I got told all about that. But you're calling at a froggy plane where we came from?

Well, some things I pick up and last other than others. Things that are relevant to forging. I don't need no frog stuff. I need angel stuff though. But the rod came from the frog stuff. That's Izaki's problem. That ain't my problem. No way. So what do you need us to do?

We'll get started, I'll start hammering this out, we'll get the mold going, and then you gotta make a... give some of the metal that is personal to you, that has some of your soul in it. No, we're not... No, it's more of a memento, it's more figurative. Is this... hold on. Is this why you always kept your door shut and locked, Have you been chipping away at your soul every time you forge a new magic item back home? Is that why you moved in your- No, this is all new stuff with me too?

I don't feel good about this. Why can't we just help you forge you like you taught me back home? I have money that I don't even want. And the things are personal me, my soul, what's that mean? I can't just like give up something that's not important. I'll see what I have. I'll see what I have. Maybe I can do you something.

Lonely something. I'm going to trade. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, I'll let you borrow. Guys, we'll say it counts for you. God, yeah, I don't know if you guys are trying to whisper, but I don't think that works. This is a private conversation between me and Toa. Thank you very much.

Would you be polite, not to let's just keep looking in your bag, please. Oh, look, look, look, look. So I'm going to start, like, desperately digging through. Yeah, you start, you drop it down. Well, I guess you got, yeah, good. It's more of the thought that counts. It's more of the fact that this is the process that it was once forged by the powers of Morden and the wind dukes, and so it's got to kind of be replicated in the sort of similar ways.

And so I, but it's going to be enhanced by what I got going, this whole operation here. And we've got to then, of course, purge the corruption. That's more on you folk. And I think then we'll be good. Have you talked to Morden recently? Well, I've said a few prayers. You know, I say, how you doing? He's fine.

I'm more talk to the Eternal Blossom at this point, but Morden still shines on me. I'm dwarf. I look around the sanctuary, the anvil, and I just try to see if this is my dad's craft. It seems to be very much as if he got, had full carte blanche to basically build out the kind of forage that he would need in order to reforge this rod. Does anything look like off or corrupted or like mixed in with eternal blossom stuff that would really? I would say it's very easy for you to tell with your knowledge of his operations. seems as if they gave him the building, and he just basically built this all out. So, yeah, so you went through that whole purification.

Oh, they was very, I do it every week. Every week for at least an hour. It's very relaxing. They got some good tea out there. Everything smells like, like flowers and such. And then, they got the pistachios out there. It's great. And does golden lotus come by?

Oh yeah, no, she's the best. Did she give you the... What do you mean to tap, tap? Never mind. No, she don't get... I'm allergic, I told you, I'm allergic. No, I forgot. I'm sorry. I didn't know you were like.

Is that a new allergy that you developed, like, on the trip? No, we don't, I don't... Were there any cats back home? I thought maybe all the coyotes got them. I don't, did you talk to Dr. Jim before you left to let him know that's what you put it down in your records? You know, it's important in case that. Well, maybe when we call my...

have her called Dr. Jim. All right. Well, I guess we should get to it, then, eh? Yes, but if you all are ready, you don't look very certain. This is all foretold in the plans. We're just a little taken aback. We thought you were dead, Mr. Envaldard. Yeah.

Why would I be dead? That's ridiculous. That's ridiculous. You would have told him without saying anything. To be fair, your daughter told us that you were a drunk, and there was a very good chance that you might just, you know, not show up again. Well, that would be very offensive if that weren't true. Sorry, Hersha.

I don't mean to bring any offense. No, no. I mean, you see how I'm talking to you. You all come from problem backgrounds, I guess. About this whole, like, put a part of your soul into this. I'm really hung up on this. I really don't have much to my name. I don't know what you expect.

Or the wind dukes expect me to give. Well, I don't. It's more of the fact that Golden Loat, she's all about trinkets, and like collecting them and like using the power of the magical things and there's if it's more of a sentiment if you just like say that it's important and it's kind of true it'd be fine so are we actually putting some of our soul in there yeah hold on there charlie because i don't know if i can do that no it's more it's more of a figure speech gosh where'd you meet these folks although you're scaring us dad i hope you know when all this is over i'm calling you Charlie until the day we die Please, just... That might be soon, who knows?

Felix, I found this little raven statue. Yeah, give it to me. First day we all... Yeah, that's fine. It's good. Do it to me. So anyway, like I said, I found him in Galtica. And you know about Gautica, yeah.

And everyone else, yeah, we just kind of met up his trigger. Yeah, well, I mean, I was told it was foretold, so it did all that wrecks. That's for sure. I was told you would all be here, and that's what... That's what happens. So it's a pretty good track record for the eternal blossom there. So are we just going to reforge the rod? Are you making it like a weapon of some kind? We're doing both. Oh. And then what happens?

So then we have a real powerful weapon that's gonna and he's going to take care of all Baffy and it'll be right out of here. So it's all right. I like Baffy. Go continue. And that's uh that's all we got to do and uh, I can't do and uh, uh, I get to live in a nice house for the rest of my life here. Real nice. Are you living alone? Well, now I am, yeah. What do you mean now you are? Well, I'm...

You and my are going to come. Okay. Just check. Are you think I got some secret girlfriend or something? My mom, you're hitting on my friend. To be fair, she hit on me. There's some desire there. That's not me.

How do we, what is the weapon shape that we're gonna pick here? How are we gonna do this? What do you need help? Big sword, big spearhead, big arrowhead, big... Big sound? This is the process. Okay? Pay attention because I have a feeling y'all are a little slow.

Okay? Yeah, okay. Yes. Yes, Mr. Edmund Hart. We're gonna get this forge real act. I'm going to put each part in. I'm going to hammer the way and get it all connected. And then once it's reforged, we're going to have to you with each piece, you put in one of your tokens or trinkets. That's more of golden lotus's request. And then we're going to pour coat the rod with the mold, create the glave that is going to be used.

And then there might be some lingering corruption from some horrible demon that's worth. the demon, we might have to deal with that. I don't know what that's going to be like, but you got to be ready for anything. And then, easy. All right, so how do we get started? Are you all ready? Yeah, I guess so. I'm a very ready, yes. Well, let's go. And he guides you all to a, this molten vat of metal. It's incredibly impressively hot. And you see him go through all of his tools and implements, and he grabs his favorite hammer.

And he grabs all of his favorite tools, and they're glowing with the symbols of Morden. And let me put on some, some dwarf-y Mordian music. That'd be great. Thank you, me. He mentioned Mordin music. Some good stuff then. Oh, is that your render?

I'm like, I don't look. I don't want to know. I don't want to know. I'm so fluid. So, with that, with that, you see him grab a, you see him grab all of his implements, he puts it all into his belt,

and he, with his tongs, he grabs one of the rods, and it's been heated and molded to, and hammered out to fit this mold. And he grabs the first piece and he says, for each of these pieces, I'm going to stick it into the fire, going to get it nice and eat it up, and then I'm going to place it down, and then one of the years is going to have to throw in something that's important,

say a few words about why it's important. I don't know why. That's just what Golden Lotus says. That's an important process. And then next one, so on, so forth. And then the final one, we're going to got to take care of, and then there might be some corruption. We'll handle that when it comes.

And then, does that all make sense? Does it have to be a physical trinkety object-y thing? It's going into the metal for the mold, so yeah. You got to do it. All right. How can we just throw in some money? I don't think that's how it works. It's got to be like sentimental.

Can we ask someone else to give him, give us sentimental stuff? We'll just help him for it. It has to be something that you came up with yourself and you certainly can't get it from anybody else in the group. Oh, yeah. That's exactly right. What are you going to use? I found my item. Oh, what is it?

It's in, I can't tell you. Well, I think you'll find out soon enough, Lofty. Just mind your own business, please. Okay, when Felix is ready and he wants to go right now. I am ready. I'm ready whenever we have to go. I will go when Mr. Anvalhardt tells me to go. So go.

So when Mr. Anvalhardt tells me ready. Tell him to go, Dad. I mean, uh, No, Mr. Anvilhart. You thought you were... You thought you were under you for a second. That makes sense. Sorry.

Is everybody ready? Is everybody ready? I'm not to understand why I am the way I am? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Months, I traveled with her before I told you. Months. I don't even think I understand the way that I am, that I am,

let alone you or any of you. I don't even know what I'm doing here anymore. Mr. Anvalhard, just let me know when you're ready. Everyone gathered? around the not dangerous about vet of molten metal? Sorry, I apologize. I have to take my medication.

Hold on, hold on, I know. Put the tongs down first, Felix. You want to make you got your safety gear on. Oh. First take your meds and then we'll put your safety gear. My meds, I took, I took my meds. I'm good. It's a suppose.

I have to put on protective gear to just throw the trinket into the thing. Oh, if you're anywhere near when it takes a few of the fire. Stop asking. Thanks, Caprice. I appreciate that. Persia, the goggles, please. There you go.

Thank you. Thank you. Everyone else have put your goggles on. And Mr. Anvalier, you're sure I have to go first? Doesn't matter what order is. It just feels like Luffy's trying to prod me into going first for some reason. Don't worry. Lifty is going to be my sacrifice. What? What?

We can't let yourself get brought in point. We can't throw Luffy into a molten vat lava. You can't do that. Who can't we can? Why? No, we need her. We saved her once. You remember what happened back in that town?

Yeah. That would make us no better than the bull who horribly stabbed me. And I yelled, ah, fuck. Oh, I was thinking about that time that we almost sold her into slavery and Iris was really. Who's we? No, we let her. No, no, you didn't almost. We lent her and she was fine.

You're going back together. It was part of a master plan. It was fine. It all worked out. The point is, you were really. upset then, so why would you be okay with eating her into a molten amount of lava now? Yeah. Yeah, what did I do? I'm sorry, I'm busy Asian-Rogging. All right. Mr. Anvilheart, you let me know when you're ready to go. Well, I hope you are, because this goes

wrong, we are all screwed. And so he steps over and he pulls down, he puts on his goggles, and he takes the tongs and he's holding the first piece of the rod, and he shoves it into the forge, and he reaches up and grabs the bellows and starts the chain on the bellows and starts yanking it, and the fire gets hotter and hotter. And as he does it, he starts to chant a prayer in Dwarvish. As he, as it gets louder and louder, suddenly the fire gets brightened,

but there's more than just the glow of the flower. flame. There's the glow of the power of Moradin. As the entire anvil starts to glow, and you see the running lines of holy magic running in all directions. As the entire room begins to glow with the molten power of Moradin. And as he finishes his prayer, he pulls out the piece of the rod and places it down and puts another piece, and he hammers it, hammers it, hammers it, and starts to fuse it together. And he says, okay, you're up, boy. Okay, this seems like pretty powerful magic.

Is there any way that this could go wrong? Like, if I were to lie or something? Do you want the truth or not? I mean, yes, I want the truth. Oh, there's a lot of ways this could go wrong, but it's too late. We already started. Oh, God.

Damn, man. Okay. Well, okay, anyone who's listening, this is a very important item, and I pull out a small silver figurine that looks like a raven. And I pull it, I'm holding in my hand. I seem to have not let it go.

This is a very special bird. I mean, Raven, Raven figurine, it's worth its weight in silver, which means that it's extra magical. And my best friend in the whole world, Tawa, gave this to me at the beginning of our adventure, and I'll cherish it forever. You, you... Wow.

Chucks out and then it just hits it. it and then sinks in and suddenly a magical film kind of covers the molten metal. And you see Torval look over as he finishes fusing that part. And he says, well, that looks good enough to me. And he picks up the other piece and he sticks it into the forest. As I walk away, I turn towards the rest of the group. There's this fire in my heat. And it's like blowing my hair back.

And I look at the rest of the group and I say, all right, everybody, this is really powerful magic. Make sure you know why! And I'm back next to Tea, and I stand next to Teah, and then I take one step back, and I stand kind of behind Tohah, as he continues to stoke the flames. What does Yeating mean? Do I have to do it when I get up there? No, he means to throw with great power.

It's a magic thing. I love to eat them. Whatever makes you happy. I usually eat my... I'm very clearly half behind Toa at this point. You're saying, fucking... really pink there. It's really hot up there. You see him, once again, he chants as the metal heats up more and more and more.

He places it down and fuses the next piece together. And with that, he said, okay, who's next? Hurry up! Oh, I'll run up there. Oh, this is very warm, yes. Hello, Mr. Stee, Mr. Emerald. Are you ready for it? Yes, hurry up?

I'll reach it in my bag and I'll pull out. This is my fishing net from home. It's one of the few things that I still have left. And I've got many fish with it. It's fed me many, many times. And every time when I'm out ceiling, I would yeat it. After I want to pull it back in and it would surely feed me that day. And it's a powerful memory for me.

And I'm ready to let it go now. and I throw the fishing net into the metal. You throw it, and it immediately ignites the second the rope hits this, but you actually see it sink in, and once again, there's a shimmer of a glowing film on it. As he said, oh, that was real powerful, keep that, that was the good stuff, and he hammers it together,

and once again, it fuses. And he blasts you, he grabs the other piece, once again, he sticks it. it into the flame as if it's hotter and hotter, he's chanting another prayer in Dwarvish as he grabs it out and pleases it back into the mold to get ready to fuse. Like, okay, who's next?

We got seven of these to go, right? Well, we've got to do it six times and then there's gonna be something else. Hurry up somebody. I'll step forward. And I reach into my pack and I pull out an actual rope of climbing. This rope is really important to me

Because should I fall or something, this rope could hold me aloft or something, and also could hold aloft my friends, which is a metaphor for caring about people. So here's this rope. You throw it in and it hits the molten metal and it ignites. And it actually, it takes a little bit because it's, it's, it ignites. and it actually, it takes a little bit because it is magical. But you get a sense that as it consumes, it consumes the magic of this and sinks in.

And once again, it glows with a similar film. Well, I can't, but I'm convinced. I guess that's how it works. I ain't questioning as he continues to hammer it as he pulls it out and once again begins to heat up. He's chanting and dwarfish. Okay, not much more to go there.

Oh, I'll go. Okay. You're going to love this. I got this, Tiger's Eye Jam Worth Ten Gold. In Neckbet, the days that I met my best friend in the world, Iris, and her delicious daddy. And every time I look at it, I'm reminded of you. But since we would never be a part ever in our lives,

I don't need it anymore. And I'll throw it in the plane. That was actually kind of adorable. to finish my father again. That is that. Oh, you were so close. It's so close. You are in-jured.

Do it again, do it again. Nope, we there, no restart. The jam melts immediately into this metal. God, glows. And like, oh, that works. That Dyer's Eye is one of Golden Lod's favorite. There we go. And he once again, it glows and it gets more magical

as he confuses another piece. I'll rescore and I'll get extra close to the furnace. The heat not seeming to affect me as in my companions. I'll pull out a piece of parchment and unfurling it. It's a page from a book, the page that I stole from a library in order to set me on this very quest. And I'll lean real forward and I'll say, I don't know if this is going to do anything, but this is why I'm here in the first place, and I'll whisper.

Burn in the nine hells, you fuck. Dale! And I'll just lower very slowly. My fingers almost touching the molten metal before releasing the paper. It immediately ignites and whips up and consumes it, licking your fingers. But once again, you are very resistant to the heat

as it gets completely consumed. It, it explodes. and the glow of this multi-metal gets stronger. And he says, wow, that was really good stuff. Okay, you were to bring us home. And he fuses together. There's just one more piece to fuse. I'm gonna lock up and give him a hand,

kind of leaning against him as I'm pulling out a small bottle from my pack. And I'm gonna shout it at him in hopes that Caprice doesn't hear, but I imagine everyone can hear it over the sound of the morning. I'll be like, I don't know what this is, but I got it from Caprice and it means a lot to me because he's a cool friend and I, I think, dad, I think I might like like him a little bit

and if it's all right with you, I might ask him to take me to the Sadie's Hawkins dance back home. But that's a big commitment. I mean, it's not with him. Hey, that's real love. Maybe we can talk about it later, but. The vicious Sadie Hawk flies through the the sky soaring through the air.

It's 60 miles per, okay. I think he gave me a bottle of lube down. I don't know what the fuck to do with this. And I take out my oil of slipperiness that Caprice gifted me and I'm gonna throw it. I think it's meant to be for my weapons, but who knows? Definitely for a rod, let's go.

He'd take it immediately, it immediately ignites as it, the shimmering film on this metal could slub brighter and brighter. That can be flammable? As it gets completely consumed, and it sinks in, and he's, wow, that was the real good stuff. That's a real good friend. As he effuses it together, and he starts hammering it away, and you actually see the rod now is actually fully pieced together. But it's still in the mold, and he looks at all of you.

He says, now we're going to need that feather that you got from the wing, from that the wind-duke person. You gotta throw that in the rain, in the work. This, please say that? Yes. What? It was forced of the wind dukes. It's got to have a little piece of them.

That's the only one that we have, right? We only have one, right? You have two. How do you have? I think you had... You had two, I think. Or maybe, I think you had one. It's very...

The only reason I ask is it was a way for us to get back to the plane. Yep. And I'm pretty sure we only had one. I would have thought we only had one. Is there anything else we can give it, Dad? Wait, I mean, we can't just throw that in. We need that to take the rod back to where we need to go before the...

God's damage, is there any other way? Bad Roy is giving up, it's giving up the works that we else can be able to forge a weapon. It was forged of them with more than without their bees. I don't know if it's going to work. Okay, all right, all right. The, the Erecoker device, the thing that looks like a giant tuning for, we can do this. Throw it in.

We'll get back. We'll get back to your mother, I promise. I don't know, Felix. And I'll throw the feather in. It flies and it catches in the air, this beautiful feather that just floats down. And as soon as it lands, it explodes into this light blue shimmering light

and gets completely consumed. And it immediately glows of this beautiful color that seems to be a combination of both the glowing orange molten power of Moradin, but also the pure essence of air of the Vati and the Windducks of Aka. And you see Torval kind of cover his eyes as the blue glow fills the room and shrinks back down.

He says, well, that does really this stuff! And he pulls a lever, and immediately the huge vet of metal pours down and it arcs into an elaborate pathway that goes all around the room and then fills in. And as soon as this metal hits the rod, you start to see this thick, strange, goopy substance start to sing in bubble and pop and start erupting out of it. And you start to see this sickening echo

start to emerge from the rod. And he looks around and just, well, I guess that is the corruption of the blood of that spider fella that you mentioned, as it begins to form more and more and as it starts to almost singe away, like, well, this is the corruption that we're gonna have to take care of. I hope this all works. I'm gonna change the music real quick.

I bet you will. This is fine. This is fun. I'm ready to roll in a shoe. I am not ready to roll in. Oh. You, uh, as soon as this molten metal with the power, enchanted by the power of Moradena, and,

the Winddukes of Aka hit this. It begins to coat and form a weapon of incredible power, but it's very clear that the demonic blood that shattered this thing in the first place is still tainting the pieces. As it begins to erupt, and although it's being singed away, it's not being purged, almost as being scared away from the staff as it all erupts into the center

of the room, this swirling, bloody, or almost appears above the pieces of the rod, and suddenly it bursts out, coding the entire room. And suddenly you lose grips on your consciousness, as if you feel like your body is changing. And your consciousness slips out of your current reality, and suddenly appears in an entirely different realm or world. It's a difficult sensation to put your finger on. you feel like yourselves, but you feel changed in a way. And you look around and you hear the horrific sounds of a massive battle all around you.

You look around as you see swarms and swarms and swarms of individual warriors flying around clashing with hordes and hordes of demons. And you recognize these as the VATI. You are in the middle of a massive. battle of the obsidian-skinned Vati against legions and legions and legions of demons. The terrain around you seems ancient, but you can look around and it's all horribly charred with the remnants of battle and hellfire. But you see the mountains, and you can almost tell, is that the serpent spy in mountains?

Are you in Grant? as you feel like you're on the plains of ancient primeval strata. As the Vati fight the demons and at the very head of this massive army, you see a fiend far more horrifying than even Baphimet himself. It seems to be at first humanoid,

but you see that it has this horrible, sickly, purplish, tealish skin with a madden eyes and an unhinged jaw with two horns rising to the sky, a strange flaming crown on the head. And on either side of this creature's neck are two disformed gnashing wolf heads. And you see as from the shoulders are two pairs of horrible arms with claws,

venom dripping from the fingertips. And you see then where the torso looks like a mockery of a humanoid figure then goes into the bulbous abdomen of what looks like a spider. And from that abdomen are two more sets of arms, almost like legs, but they are clearly hands with those same gripping nails. And this horrific demonic creature roars forward,

reaching up, tearing up, tearing apart Bati that attack him. And from his mouth, and from both his mouth and the two wolfheads, spewing webs all over as these Vati flying fall to the ground and are completely consumed

by hordes of demons. As you see, however, the Vati are putting up a fight. They are slaughtering waves and waves and waves and as you're trying to get a sense of yourself, you realize now, that you feel like you're in Strigot,

that you're in Grand in a time long forgotten. And you see, however, that there are, as far as you can see, there are a number of banners, horrific demonic banners bearing strange, strange sigils and symbols. One you see, that the one closest to you is held by these demons that seem to be, have the traits of both wolf and spiders. And it seems to be at the head with these larger demons that some look like horrible wolf about abomination, some look like spiders, some most of them look horrible fusions of the two, as they seem to be commanding hordes of these lesser demons, some of which that you may have fought in the past. As you then see that there is not too far, there is a banner that bears the sigil of a horrific fishy head with bulbous eyes.

and a razor-sharp teeth. You see a far-head that there is one with wriggling tentacles. You see the bloated corpse of what looks like a whale. And you see a few more. And then you see towards the back a banner that bears four wings in a cross-like pattern.

And you then realize that although you are on the you are in Striga you realize now that you're flying that there are wings from your back and although you are still yourselves you look around to yourself and dear friends

and you are simultaneously yourselves and figures that you remember people that you remember the seven wind dukes of us you've each been changed into one of them as it seems as if Torval at the head with his forging hammer

as you all begin to descend around this horrific spider-like a demon. And as you fly in, you turn and you see something behind you that's glowing and pulsing with this horrific light, this strange dull silver. And it seemed to be a massive glowing room in the ground that seems to be in the shape of a with chains running along it, as you see one of the seals where Mogher Kai now stands.

And as you all begin to fly in, you feel like this is a moment in history that you need to defeat this horrible demon abomination, the original prince of demons, Misk of the Wolf Spider. Immediately he erupts with webs, wrapping all of your wings up. You fall to the ground.

And, however, you have him surrounded. Swarms of Vati fly in and clash with the demons that attempt to run to assist him. I think everyone to roll furniture. Yay! Holy shit. Let's fucking go. Can we get rid of the fire, please? Lived Dillow.

Get it advantage. Love that. Love that for you. Love that for it. I love you, love it. Mike, we're good to get rid of. Oh wow, this looks like crazy. Ooh.

How would you go great? And so, could you place him on the center? Yes. Can I trade the father of the door like that direction? Maybe under the DM's desk. With that, you feel he's creepy. So he's in the middle. Are we surrounding him?

Yeah, you're surrounding him. And you feel like your bodies have changed as you gain the powers of angels that you have turned into. Oh shit. So, and in this echo reality, Andy, here take this. This for me? Yep. Oh shit, okay. These are additional, this is for Nikki.

We're gonna close with his wolf spider guy. This is for Derek. E. Rich, can be honest, this is Derek. This is for Lifty. This is for you. Like here, I try to see around him. What did that get? As you feel like you still have your same abilities,

but you are empowered by the fact that you are these echoes and this echo history. Damn. As you attempt to purge the corruption that's within the robot, and you gain these certain abilities. And- Wow.

Are they all seven or are they unique? What? Are they unique or are the same? Each of the once-a-day abilities are unique per person. Once-a-day abilities. Yeah, so all of the other features are the same. So, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

So I need 20 to 25. Oh, 23. Easy, Bubba. 23. Okay? 15 to 20. 18. 19.

17. 19. Felix. Thank you very much. So we have our actual abilities, but back with these. Iris and Joe, what you get? Well.

11. With him. Seven. Okay. Let me roll initiative for. old Miska here. I'm looking. Oh, I'm really. A little for spider.

And what we're going to do here. So do we not, do we have, we don't have our own abilities. We just have, so you have your own abilities, you're still yourself, but you gave me additional features. Gotcha. Thank you. You're welcome. Damn, this is badass.

This is awesome. Okay. With that, it is Caprice's turn. As you fly in, as an angel of a monitor, the sun god as you

not sure how you feel about being the aspect of a sun god given your history. Yeah, I feel a little weird about that. You feel you're not sure if it's a cool twist of fate, but you fly in all the same. And you understand, you all understand at this point as the magic

kind of the magic knowledge washes over you that this is the nature of the corruption, that if this entity that this is probably the last remnant of Miska. And if it is not stopped, who knows how far the corruption can go? And unchecked,

you've seen the power of the corruption of Baphimat. If this creature is indeed as powerful as Golden Lotus said, it will be far worse than a horn major. Caprice are up. Yeah. Oh, oh shit. Oh, I hope

Fuck. I'll go. And each web, every time you go over webs, you're going to need to make a dexterity or strength saving throw. Oh, really? Or use your bonus action. Yes.

Okay, well, I'll stop there. If that triggers that same for me now. You're good. Okay. Okay. Wow, I've forgotten how to play completely. It's fine. It's fine.

It's been a long time. It's been a very long time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I will, sure. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to, I didn't have a song prepared for this. And I remember going back to Galtica, the stupid song, that this mascot of a restaurant that I once frequently used to sing,

he would stand on the corner a weird chicken cutlet with eyeballs in a costume dancing back and forth all across. of antress, the song of freedom rings, a song that's growing stronger every day. And I continue to sing at the Galtican theme song for Gospachos. As I cast, I will attempt to cast slow on the creature. He has to beat a DC-17, which I don't think I get a bonus to. I'm sure he just completely annihilates that. DC-17, he does pass, as you see all six eyes.

All six eyes turn towards you. As no words, as the humanoid mouth, the jaw is unhidden, just lets out this, like, this horrible, guttural roaring. Do I recognize it? Abyssal? I would say that you, that it is almost like a language that sounds slightly like abyssal, but even older and formal. I sort of trail up.

I sort of trail off it tells us when we listen. And it is going to pass as the magic washes over it and it resists it. And it's going to follow up by turning at you and all three heads open their mouths and this horrible string of web shoots out from the backs of their throats and flies towards you is going to make a web attack. This guy must do real well on the internet. That is gonna hit. Hoof!

My handwriting's real bad, guys. Oh, it's bad. Real bad. You can't do the dash, weird. You can't do the dash. That would have been a fun thing for me to try and read them in my handwriting. Oh my gosh. This would have been.

28 points of acid damage. as the webbing wraps around you. And you make a dexterity saving throw. You get an additional plus five when you're saving throws. Yeah, I think I'm gonna be okay. A natural 20 is gonna be that. You manage to dodge out of the way before it can fool you. I'm gonna deny that natural 20.

Ciccune you. And with that, it is the layer actions turn as it lets out this this horrible skittering and it finishes with howl. as you see from the webbing all around you, almost like these cocoons pop out from all of the webbing, and then burst as skittering demonic wolf spiders. These horrible hybrids all pop out and skitter around you. And so I'm gonna need two at each, two at each person.

They are howling, biting, skittering with their horrible mandibles, and with that, I'm going to just make some attacks. on everybody, and they, being that they are wolf, like they have packed tactics. And, um, so they need to be adjacent to each other? Yeah. No, no, no, as long as they're within the same guy. That's going to be a natural 20 on Toa.

No, I am close enough. No, it's not. Okay, it still hits, but it is not another one that is going to hit. And by that I'm going to hit. Both are going to hit, and so we're going to do damage here. What does he webs on our wings doing to us, by the way? We can't fly. So you have to make a saving throw, but you can use a bonus action to immediately rid yourself. Con saving throw, please, for me.

My AC's 19. Can we walk? Or we're working. 12 points of piercing damage, and then... You get an additional plus five. You're safe. Gotcha. Then eight points of piercing damage.

And then I need two con-saving throws. I got 20. Okay. Pass this one. And I crushed the second. Okay, cool. So you feel this horrible venom coming from from the wolf mouth and bites you like a wolf,

but the venom starts to seep in, and it's horrible, its flesh is bulging, threatening to burst. With that is lifting's turn. My time? Okay. I'm going to take my le schoon, I am going to take my le schoon

and whack it at the little skittering wolf the spiders. And I apologize because I can just get out of play. And I have, no, I do not because I'm not here or anything. That's god awful. I got a one and a two. So that'll be a 10 and an 11. Do that miss?

Wow. They skitter around from the webs as they attempt to Nash you, but they effortlessly dodge. Oh, wait, hold on. I didn't attack for everybody. I apologize. But I'll hold it happened. Okay.

With that her job. What's your AC version? 22. 22. That's actually going to hit. I am. And that's going to hit. Both are going to hit.

And so I'm just going to roll two attacks, and you can make two consequences and saving throws for me? So one's 23. It's a nine. So 22 points of piercing damage as the wolf heads bite you. So 22 points of piercing damage as the wolf heads bite you. And you feel a poison seep into your blood as you are poisoned now. you are poisoned now and suddenly as the poison seeps in, you feel like it is going to do some

horrible damage by the start of your next turn. How does that affect with, so the damage that you did was piercing, but then you're poison. Okay, that is actually going to miss on Felix. Was this a con-saving throw against poison? Yes. So you can rule advantage, yeah. So I need to roll the second one. I miss both on Felix.

Wow. Wow. So the second one was a 19 for con saving throw. That passes. That passes. Okay, so I'm okay? Yep. So 12, 21 on Caprice, and then the other one was a nine. So 21 hits.

I'm just gonna roll this real quick. That is gonna be 10 points of piercing damage and cons saving throw for me. Oh! Iris. Natural 20. That is. Okay.

And that is going to mix. A 24 con saving throw. So, Kahn's saving through for me, Nikki. Oh, wow. I am hurt. Natural 20. Oh, wow. 16 points of poison of piercing damage to you.

22. And then one more. 16, yep. Prit. That's going to hit U-Lifty, a dirty 20, and that's got a miss. Did I take any damage? Yes. You took two, two hits.

Do you remember how much it was? No. Three. I'd take like 25. Three plus... Like 25? They would both hit them. They would both hit them.

Three plus six is eight, 12 points of piercing damage, and then constantly saving for me, please. Lifting. Okay, with that, it is, a Lifty already went, Felix Rout. 17? 17, that passes.

As all this is unfolding around me, I'm gonna be like, ah, okay, which one of you lied about your offering? And then I'm going to, I don't have my dagger or anything, but I'm gonna wave my hands and be like, I'm a, Spiegel build, and cast a mirror image. And there will be three more angels simultaneously split from my body.

And that's gonna be my turn. They erupt. And they almost look at the clock. I don't think, right? Like, maybe I'll move here, so I'm still in contact with them, but I'm farther away from the webbing, and that's about it. Cool, that makes sense.

Cool, that makes sense to me. With that, it is, who is... Big Bad. We're gonna, uh, it is, it is Big Bad's turn. Oh, yes. I like this. I like this. And so, uh, with that, you're going to see, you're going to see Mystical the Wall Spider look around

with all six of its eyes. and you see the webbing on the ground start to burst up as it sprays all over you. I need, that is going to be, I think it's all actually all tech, it's all attack rolls. And so on Toa, that's going to be a natural 20. And rolling high. Yeah, really, really rolling hot. Natural 20, that one's going to actually mess. Actually, no, no, no, no.

One is a natural, so that was an advantage. So that was just, one's going to be natural 20, the other one's not going to hit. Actually, it's only one. So that was, actually, I'm gonna roll that again because that was not, uh, uh, that is going to be in, uh, 23. Okay, still hits with a natural 20. Okay. Oh, yeah.

Felix, it's going to be a 19. All right, uh, that's a hit, so I'm going to try to take it because that's, oh no, six or more. Yeah, it's a seven. So it pops to one of my mirror images. Okay, cool. It smacks into it. Uh, a caprice that's going to be a 25.

It's. For Iris, that's going to be a 17? Business. Flies over you, the web. For Lufty, this is going to be a 21. Mm-hmm. Okay. And for Herja, that's going to be a 20.

20 does not hit. You block it. So everyone who gets hit, I'm just going to, I'm going to just roll all the damage at once. And that is going to deal 18.5. 27 points of acid damage. I'm sorry, what?

27. Uh-huh. Everyone who got hit. And then I need everyone to make a dexterity saving because I got hit. Remember you get plus five if you're all within one of one of each other, so. Crushed it. Plus five. 22. I don't think I'm winning.

Oh, no. I don't think I'm within 30 feet of anyone. 31. Only a 13. So you may as a dodge out of the way, you still get hit by this horrible acidic webbing. Caprice, you manage, you unfortunately, however, are wrapped up in webs.

You are blinded, you're restoring, your cocoon in this horrible webbing, as the acid starts to seep into you. And it's going to be very painful. It would be extremely painful. With that, it is hers turn. So this was a dexterity saving throw against like an acid thing? You know, you already get hit.

So it's only if you get hit. Oh, okay. So it hits you and then tries to wrap around you. Got it, okay. So now it's my turn. Holy shit. Okay. I'm gonna take two swings on these guys here and see if I can get rid of them.

Old who attack? You get them, you kill them. Plus five. Oh, really? Yep. They just hit. As long as... If you hit them, they die.

Oh, I see. Yeah, so 17 and 26. 17 and 26. 17, they both hit. As you smash, both, and they explode into that similar, horrible, dark, demonic icker that you saw from, and you obviously keep pulling on to those. And so do I have my wings wrapped up right now? Yes, they're still wrapped up. So I'll use my bonus action to shake off the webs. You do that, you burst free. I'm coming, you guys, and I'm going to move 45 feet towards everyone else. So if you're moving that direction, you're going to make a dexterity saving throw, or a spree.

strength saving through to get out of those, to not get wrapped up in the webs. I thought I'd just use my bonus action to shake them off. So you can fly, but when you pass through any of that webbing, there's a chance it'll, it'll, yes. It's not flying over, you're still up. Whether you're walking, you're flying, still. Saving throw to move.

That's my question, it's a strength saving through, right? Strength through decks. To get out of grabbing? No, to not get wrapped again. Yeah, to not get wrapped again. So 11? Oh, plus the five. that is going to once again shoot up and wrap you,

you are now grappled and restrained. So I haven't moved at all. That's after she moves though, right? Or I was it before she moves. No, that's before she moves. She tried to move through the webbing. God. And so now it is wrapped her up.

Okay, so I can't move where I'm at. Correct. But I use my bonus action to shake off the web, so I suppose that's my turn. Okay, cool. With that, there is going, to be a... Just a clarifying point, Mike.

So she's here at the very edge. She used her bonus action to shake off the web. She should be able to move to right there. She said she was flying towards Lifty. Is that where you were going? If you want to fly out of it and like try to avoid it then... So I was here, right? Yes, you're there.

You were like right on the edge. So can I try to maneuver away from these? Okay. So I'm trying to move 45 feet towards friends. So 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 50, 15, 20. Yeah, so I'm within 30, yeah, so I'll stay there. Okay, you fly up to Tymiska and it looks down at you. And as, for he's gonna do a legendary action

and he swings with his venomous claw at you. All right. And with that, he's gonna make an attack roll. Yeah, until 20. No, it's gonna be, it's gonna be at 26, but it is going to, I need you to roll a D4, as it is a random effect. You feel the maddening claws.

Four. Four. Okay? Let me just make sure that I'm doing this correctly. Okay. That's gonna be 14, 18, plus some, nine. These are 27 points of piercing damage.

And with the four, you need to make a wisdom saving throw. As you see all three heads look at you and snarl down as a horrifying, horrifying experience. Ooh, natural one. Can I twist this? Yes. Yes, yes, yes. Let's use them. Thank you, Chad. Thank you, Chad. That's much better. That'd be a 22. 22, just enough. As you see, as you feel afraid, it snarls at you, as Miskit snarls at you, but you manage to hold your ground. And with that, it is Toa's turn. I will immediately spread my legs and get down to my battle trance, and then I will make an attack on this guy next to me.

So we'll get one of these. I've got to save wind fury frogs here. That is a 79, so it does. Okay. So then that is a 29, or 28. 28 the heads. Okay. So he dies.

Yeah, smashes into it. I'm going to attack the other one. AC 17 for these little guys. 22. Formiska. Okay. So he dies? You smash and smash. Your mall gets completely coated in this Icar. And then I'm just going to try to charge right through the web to try to space myself in front. Nexterity, more strength saving between. I'm going to choose strength. Okay. Let's try to get between him and, uh, that is a 21? 21 passes.

AC for the webs is 20. So then I still have one attack left. So I will go in and I will make a power attack against the big bad. AC 20. He's 22. Sorry. 22.

Can I twist this so he's disadvantaged? Sure. You may. Oh, wow. That's really good. Okay. Big money. Huge. So that is, yeah.

So that hits. You're most. smashes into Misca and he lets out a, it doesn't seem to feel it, but it does some damage for sure. Okay, so it is gonna do this. It is going to do this. Is it this? Yeah, that's...

It's... Okay, so it'll do six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 15, 16, 17, 17, 22, plus, sorry, 22, plus 20, plus 20 is 42, plus 20 is 42, plus 10 is 52 damage. 52 damage. You're smashing with a single, and he's his advantage now? Let me make sure that it can be a person of my choice. And not the first person.

I think it's my choice, but I'll check. Okay. You smash into it, and you see the. swirling spirit, your tattoos are glowing, and the swirling spirits fly around Miska and distract them slightly as it focuses on you. It's not my first. Okay, so it does not do that, but your things are glowing, and he's going to follow up with a claw attack on you, and that is going to be a 23 to hit, and that is going

to hit you as the claw and roll the four-formerose? Three. Three. I'm going to need you to make a wisdom-saving for you. throw, please. As you feel this demonic confusion wash over you. How's my whiz doing? How's my whiz looking? Everybody? It's 15. 15. We bet it's five? Oh, wow. That is not enough. So you take 18 points of slashing damage. As you feel this

madden, you are under the effect of the confusion spell. Oh, no. Until the start of the end of your next turn. Okay. Okay. Iris, it's your turn. I'm gonna use my bonus action to fly up in the air. Okay, you do that, your wings break free and you fly up. And I'm gonna fly into that clean area between Toa and that thing in front of the race. Yeah. Like in the middle of it. So I should be with his...

Did she take opportunity attacks on the two? I guess, yes. I guess so. If she's right next to it, then I was. Okay, I'm just gonna roll both of them. Oh, wow, that's gonna be... Neither of them hit. You're 1818, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, either.

And then I'm gonna cast Beacon of Hope on everybody. Oh, shit. So you have advantage on wisdom saving throws now. You have names all right. And you also have advantage on death saving throws. Yen-hmm. Nice. That would be awesome.

Do you get me too? And then what does Beacon of Hope do? No, except for you. Oh, good. Oh, very cool. Great. That's good. That's good.

No, that's great. The effect is full healing spells, right? Is the effect full healing spells? Yes. Yes. potion, anything like that you get full. Or use the healing touch ability that you all have. As I just get it.

Can I touch myself? Yeah. No. Of course you can. As you feel a beacon of warm sand, kind of wash over you, Iris. As it cast out, and you all feel that radiant glow. It's not of any eternal blossom or Moradin,

or even the wind do. This is of the nubis as you feel empowered. And with that, out of legendary actions, Caprice is your turn. Oh, we go. I'll use my action. I'll activate my Ashen Gauntlet, and I will attempt to...

Ashen Gautilet. Shooty, Root and Tootie. Number six right here. 17, you say? Yarm. So I need to roll a seven or higher. You roll a natural 20, it explodes in the dust. Kind of give it up.

Pugh! No. Last. Number five, as well. 5. 17. 15. I miss. And so I have one more shot.

I will try again on him. You got it. 16. 17. 17. Is he 16? 16. Oh, yeah. You got to go. He explodes. It singes. It's scinges and false the gross. Okay. Holy shit. What the fuck.

I will. Thank you. Oh, shit. I need to use my bonus section to heal. Sorry, Lusby. I'll inspire you next time, and I will heal myself for the amount of healing. The maximum amount. You use your angelic power to touch yourself as you wash and a glow that, and you feel almost like the sand starting to seep into your wounds and it fully heals you. Damn.

Oh, it fully heals me? Yes. Because it's beginning of hope. So you get the max 8 by 80, 64 plus five is a fuck like 69. Shit. Wow. Sixes that. to healing. Fuck.

That does remind me that it does get it, he does get it because he already went, so he actually has two more, or one more. He's one more. And with that, he is going to a much he is going to basically swipe down at

you toa because you just hit him, you're the only one that's hit him yet. As he's going to do that. He's at his advantage. he's going to hit you, and you need to roll another D4 for me, please. Well, one. 15, 15, you failed. One, you take after damage as the claws swipe into you, so I'm just gonna roll all of that right now.

Oh, we have babies. Oh, wow, that's not good. 10, 18, 18. 18. 32 points of damage, piercing, and, uh, 18. 32 points of damage, piercing and, uh, poison. What's the piercing? The piercing is 18. And with that, it is layer action's turn as it leans back and all three heads strain around and it does it like a full 360s. The head

spin around and the wolf heads howl and it's such a sickening guttural, otherworldly howl. You can't, this is like a mockery of a wolf as it all rattled you to the courting. Everyone to make a wisdom saving throw. Plus five plus advantage. An advantage. And then you get, oh, Mickey knows I love wisdom saving throws. You get plus three if you're within 10 feet of me, so that will be plus three to Iris and plus three to Caprice. 32.

Oh, yeah, I fucking killed. Also, if- Oh, no. Very important, if you are within 10 feet of me, you are immune to charm and frightened. Nice. Oh, wow. 26. Anyone get below a 22?

Yes. Wow. Toa. I'm getting fucked over here. You, so both of you, you, Both of you feel a horrible sense of fear as you were both under the effect of the fear spell. Oh my gosh.

As you are absolutely desperately afraid of this prince of demons before you. But not Toa, right? No, you. Or is Toa outside of it? If Toa is outside of 10 feet, I think he is. Yeah, you're fine. With that, it's Luffy's turn.

Yeah, I pass. Luffy's turn. But she's feared. But I don't. Oh, you're feared, so what you need to do is you need to use your action to dash away from. Lots of opportunity tax.

I'm going to use an action for stillness and mind. What does that do? Clear's frightened. Hold on. But what does that mean? I can use an action and one effect on myself that is causing me to be charmed or frightened. Do you have to use your action to split dash away, though? And you lose your action.

What the fuck good is that? You, so there's a frightened effect. So you're both frightened effect and you're under the effect of the fear spell. Did you not hear me sing it? If I sing it, it's... That's how fear works, right? Help me out here for it. Her thing is in reference to the feared condition.

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published supplement, The Crooked Moon, a folk horror tome for Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition. And don't forget to snag all the extra goodies like dice, miniatures, plushies, a tarot deck, and more. Thank you. You can repeat the saving through the enemies from your terms. So I have to run away. But they don't get opportunity attacks because you had to do it against your pollution. Yes, yes. How far do I have to go? As far as you can towards you.

Yes. So basically to the edge of the mat and take you opportunity to add. So just keep how many, for way, keep you, man. Keep a track of how many squares you would be and that'll be what you have to. Three, what do I have right now?

60, 5,000, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60. Goodbye, Lifty. Oh, but you have more speed because you're, Yeah, I included it. Thank you. Thank you for the reminder. Were you dapping? But you have to dash.

Oh, God, double. So yeah. I'm off the table. Yeah. Just remember the total. So what can she use stillness of mind? She used her action to dash. Right.

Because she gives her action to use that ability. The fear spell is different than the frightened. If it's a bonus action that she can use it. And so the fear spell makes you use your action to run away. So she doesn't have an action anymore to do it anyway. Oh. but if she had just been frightened, she could have used her action to-

You can make the, now re-roll the saving throw. Okay. Yes, yeah. No, I can. Is that a wisdom? Wisdom, yep. Plus five. And it's an action, not a reaction. No, because her an angel.

So she would also have to do it on her turn. Oh, shit, I didn't do that the last time. I thought it was plus five from your thing. No, no, it's plus five from being within a, I actually say just tack on plus five as long you're within another person else. But you're not anymore. Not anymore.

Yeah. Oh, that's really caught plus five. Sorry about that. Point two. Natural 20. Plus, yeah. That's whatever you're done. So, okay, you managed to break free.

Why the fuck in my eyes away over here? And suddenly you shake your fear and you turn. And you are very fortunate that you ran that way because you see the other way, you would have run into a massive horde of demons, of lesser demons. And you see now that as you're turning around, you see the mass, as you're running away,

you finally get control of your senses and you see the glowing, pulsing magic of the seal, which is where you get the sense of where a Moga Kai is. And as you turn around to run the other direction, you see these larger, more prominent demons that are almost controlling and subjugating these swarms of lesser demons

as they crash into waves of VATI. Okay. Felix. I'm looking around and surveying the battlefield, and again, I guess I don't really have my knife, but I have the ability to have your knife still. I have it. I have my things, even though I'm like encased in this day.

Exactly right. It's like kind of simultaneous, like, you both at the same time. Okay, so then, so then I have my things and I'm looking around and surveying it, and I look towards this, this horrible spider demon and I say, uh, all right, well, there's, there's no time for messing around. Fear often! And I'm going to cast emulation on the spider demon at a fifth level. That would be a Dex saving throw from you, my friend. That's awesome. Okay.

Oh, shit. Yeah, that's right. What's the... It's 18. 18. Oh, you got it. You beat me. Oh, really?

Okay. Unless I have a plus to my... No, I don't think I do. Oh, it should be plus three. Did I not include that? Oh, no. If it's plus three, then you fail. Plus five to hit.

Well, not to hit for saving throws, but you don't have plus three to anything on here. Oh, then I fucked that up. Then it is plus three to your saving throws belt's at safety. Then you do fail. Okay. So it fails as it is going to have a... as it is going to have to use a legendary resistance on it. Wow.

Wow. It uses, it channels its demonic powers, the Prince of demons. So then you'll take half of 8D6 plus, I assume, 48 radiant damage. Yes. Plus five. So let me roll all of that because good God. Good golly. You'll take half of all of this.

I rerroll ones and twos. That's a one. Fire damage. Well, some of it's radiant, but some of its... Can you separate that? Fire. Yeah, I can separate the radian from the fire. So the radiant is going to be...

And that's not halved. The radius not halved. No, no, I haven't... Well, I haven't halved anything yet. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the radian is going to be 17 points. Yeah, yeah. That blast him.

And then the fire is going to be 5 plus 12 is 17, plus 4 is 21, plus 6 is 27. 32, 34, 39, 39 and half would be just shot 19. 19. Do you have elemental adaptor anything? No, okay. Okay, so as you blast it, it managed to dodge some of it out of the way using its supernatural demonic powers, but you see it similar to other demons, there seems to be a resistance there,

as it's still wounding it, but it's not as much as you would have expected. With that- Fire, free-fire. And then it used the resistance to pass the saving throw. for my fucking emulation. One of these days, it's not gonna, it's gonna fucking stick one of these.

It's used one of them. One of these days. Yep. With that, it is its turn, getting its legendary actions back once more. And it is going to see. Does it see me all the way over here? It seems to not, no, it does turn one of its,

a wolf heads back. And then it flings it forward. as it looks at all of you, and it's four hands that act, I mean, it has eight hands, but four of its upper hands are going to swirl around, and this horrible demonic magic is gonna pulse. And in a massive line that will hit all of you will be an eruption of a wall of thorns.

And so everyone in that line, I believe that hits everyone. Yes, is it cast wall of thorns. Does it also hits that bad guys? Yeah. Oh, actually. Uh, yes, actually it would. Why not? It would hit the two on Phyllis.

It wouldn't hit, it wouldn't hit tow. As it seems it not care of its own spawn, as it immediately destroys it, or it erupts into wall of thorns. Everyone besides Lifting needs to make a dexterity saving plus five. I'm flying, does that matter? It is, it is... It is... 24. 20 feet up in the air.

So... That matters. That matters. That matters. Plus whatever bonus I get for... No, 24. I got a 24. You get plus three for me, and then you get the plus five.

I fail. Okay, there is a wall of... Well, I will move back. I'm rolling terribly. Two, five, ten, twelve. Can I twist? Yeah. Yes, you may.

Twenty-four points of piercing damage. 24 points of piercing damage if you fail, half if you succeed. And it is, a, it affects line of sight as a massive ball of thorns, appears, and I'm going to draw, can we just draw it out on the map? It's a 60 foot line, 60 foot by, uh. Can we just put down pens to indicate? 60 by 10.

That is the straight line? It can be any shape, right? No, it's just straight. So 60 by 10. Like this? Push me on this side of it if I had to dodge. Okay. You can be with him.

You can be with him. I don't want to be with it. Fuck. I'll take another pen, two pens. Here's a long... I'll be in it, but I'll move out on my turn, I guess. Another pin? Bob, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba.

Boom. This number three. What was the DC for this? Oh, 22. God damn it, I'm in it. Oh, no. Oh, I'll just... Yes.

And those are you that are in it are getting pierced by tons of thorns. And that is... It's turn. as you're blinded. And with that, it is her to turn. So did these motherfuckers die? Oh, yes, they're dead.

They get completely torn apart. And those are obviously torn apart, too, yeah, why not? So I was looking at shield master stuff. It's 24? 24. Oh, I'm sorry, how much damage? 24 points of damage. Yes, it rolled very long.

So I did fail that, so I'm going to use my action, I'm going to use my bonus action to healing touch myself for, 88 plus 5, which may stack wave Beacon of Hope. Do I just get max healing from now? You get max healing. And so if you are in the wall of thorns, just so that everyone knows, if you're in it, for every one foot of movement that you use through the wall of thorns, you need to spend four

original ones. So basically, if you want to move five feet, you have to spend 20 feet of movement. Jesus, I'm just going to fucking, well, okay, if we step out of it. What's the width? Oh, the width is 10. So it's 60 by 10. So we should be able to get out of it in one go. Yes. But it just costs movement.

It costs movement. You're pushing your way out of it, and it only does damage and your turn there. You're not taking the damage, and so when you enter it and your turn there, it does the damage. So it's actually both of these squares. I'm just going to draw them. Yes. Oh, I heal for 69. Yep.

Nice. For the healing touch at max, because it's going to hope they could. And then is this effect with the wall of thorn? the wall of thorns a magical effect? Do I think? Um, I am going to attempt to dispel it. Okay, roll for it. I only do third level.

Roll for it. And so I add my whiz modifier to this. Yep. Six level spell. Or I guess, I'm charisma, right, for pallet. Yeah, charisma. So I add three to this. Ooh, 17?

17. 17, barely, yeah. No, it hits it, it hits it, yeah. and immediately it dispels, so you don't need to draw on anymore. I'm sorry. Wow. It's gone now, Rhett.

You hear the clanging of a hammer on an anvil and is the wall of thorns. I was really hoping that wall of thorns would be there. Let me tell you. Let me tell you there. Ignore the red lines. I'm sorry. Oh, that looks good, Rich.

That looks good. It's going to turn around and he's going to swipe at you, Herja, in response. Bring it on, big boy. That is going to be. That is going to be 26th, the hit. That hits. And you need to roll the four for me, please.

Okay. I got a three. Three. With a three, you need to make a wisdom saving throw for a point. Your advantage plus five. That's a nine, so that's eight, 17, six, five, 20. Two.

22, you pass, and it's a 26 points of piercing damage. The claws pierce into you. You were able to resist the effect. of the claw. Okay, with that, that is, uh, la. I take full damage. Yes. Okay.

Yep. It just doesn't trigger the extra effect. Got it. Uh, Toa, you're up. Uh, I will bonus action, healing word and heal for 69. Okay. Uh, nice. Nice.

Then you'll hear roaring through the distance. It's the circle of life. And it moves us as I use Crown of the Lion King. Yes! What? In the family arrived on the planet. And I, it's basically crowd of stars, and so I have crowd of stars. I'm done, that's my action.

You hear the roar of the lion as you channel the holy power of Nobanian, the lawful good god, also known as a Lion King, as this roar as a swirling, you see the shape of a lion in the clouds, and you hear, remember, and it's just a wreath, It shrinks into a crown of the clouds turn to the constellations, and then they shrink as a crown on your head. And what are you doing? Is it?

Oh, I did not know that. Where is Iris standing? I just, I want to be within five feet of her if I was allowed to move. Oh, Iris is here so you could go here. Yeah, do that. Yeah. That's perfect. And you see the heads open up, it spews at you, Herjah.

It doesn't make a, you get a spiel. That's going to be a 28 to head. Oh well, yeah, I'll take it. Make a Dixirity saving throw for me while I rolled in. Okay. Oh, was someone in her d. Was someone in Koon that I didn't? No.

Okay. Is this a effect that is only targeting E? Yes. So I get to add my Shields AC to this as part of Shieldmaster. Sorry, the thing keeps trying to roll the dice on the screen. I need to turn that off. You can add your Shield's AC bonus to any deck saving throw. You make against the spell, other harmful.

against a spill, other harmful fact that target to be able to try to raise your shield to prevent it from the webs from getting around you. Well, girls, you're going to take 22 points of acid damage. Okay, sorry, hold on. So it was a dirty 20, and then it was my shields AC. This is the first time I'm using this, I'm just making sure I'm doing it right. So yeah, it would have been 23. 23, barely, yeah, passes, yeah.

Passes, okay. 22 is the DC. So you still take the 23 points of poison of acid damage? but you manage as it tries to wrap around and you take your shield and you burst it out. Okay, with that, it is, blah, blah, blah. Toa, Iris. I'm gonna use my bonus action to heal for 16 points.

Nice. Nice. You know, I wasn't accounting for Beacon of Hope. I figured. I wasn't accounting. Oh, is that a concentration, right? Yeah. Okay.

Don't worry. I'm a warcaster. Fuck. Beacon of Hope. Beacon of Hope. I love bacon of vote. Bacon. And then I am going to, since I'm in front of it, I am going to reach out my hand and inflict it with beans.

Oh, wow. Spell attacks. We love how that works. I've been a cleric. We love an inflict, inflict, queen. 23 to hit? That hits? No.

Great. Just give me a second. Does anybody have any extra D-10? Oh, you know it. I need two more detail. There you go. Oh, you got it. You got it.

Here's a tridia. Yama's up grittya. Yes, it's a pridia. And everybody knows the tridia ones roll better. Well, now those bounce it out. Okay. But still. 37 points of necrotic damage.

You, you, uh, place your... Oh. My rating damage. She stole the same. Because I'm the sent to all the Nubis or whatever. So you got that 30. I will add it currently 38 38 38 don't you forget

Don't you gonna forget Plus 20 more in a crotic damage That's not 508 Thank you my darling Thank you my darling Mm-hmm no problem As you see the mummy bindings erupt as the kind of the

Withering course of the sands Seeps into this creature it seems to have have the event, the power of Anubis channeled through you, even in this echo state that you're in, as you're attempting to cleanse the corruption in the forge. And with that, it is going to, are you in melee reingled? It's going to follow up with a claw attack and attempt to hit you.

I'm going to use my bonus action to impose protection. I'm sorry, my reaction to impose protection to make that a disadvantage. Is a 17 hit? No. It looks like it's going to hit, and Hersen reases up with her shield, and blocks it. I am rolling like hot garbage. You guys fucking jinx to me.

Tell them to your mouth. Uh, okay. Okay. With that, that is Iris, Iris, and Caprice. You're up. Oh, I'm up? Yep. Oh, my goodness.

Um, I will. Um, I will. Uh, yes. Yes. I will, let's just make sure that I'm happy with this particular choice. Now that I have eyes on the creature again, it's better with the group. That's still a fantastic move, so I'm going to do it anyway. I'm going to point at the creature and I'll yell some obscenities at it.

I'll call it a maggot pie back to the thing. I'm going to go over here too as I do this. And then I will cast synaptic static on it, which requires it to make a intelligent saving throw. Oh, that is not where I'm a bike. Unless it has an intelligence score of two or lower, then it cannot be affected by this spell. 16, I presume, doesn't hit it.

It does not. I will definitely use a fucking, yeah, you absolutely should. That would have super fucked you. That's great. You don't think half of all this, which is going to be seven, eight, 12, 12, 16, 19, 25, 28.

You take 14 points of psychic damage. Okay. Plus the radiant. Plus the radiant damage, which is 48, which is going to be eight plus. Damn. Remember from Mark, off, your healing touches, because we only have four a day.

Yes. 23 points of radiant damage to the creature. And then I will, uh, uh, Oh, Luke is too far away. Shit. I'm so far away. Yeah, I wouldn't inspire you, but I... No, that's dispatches.

Oh, yeah, no, I'm still singing gazpacho. I feel reinvigored enough to be like, a song that's growing stronger every day. It tells us when we listen to the message that it sings. Let us lift our voices. We can make the choices. We will make the most of all.

all the best that freedom brings. And I'll inspire her, Jha, while you enjoy that. That was beautiful, Caprice, thank you. I'll take you there one day, it's beautiful. I'm not going to forget that you never inspire me, Caprice. Really, when was the last time, darling?

You didn't enjoy the, the, the, the, it's gonna use the rest of its legendary actions to let out those more, and it howls, and it howls, and suddenly all the webs shake as tons of tiny demonic wolf spiders erupt from the webs as it has insect plague on, can you grab the little sphere there? Insect plague? It'll get as many people as it possibly go. Yeah, no, that way. Yeah, no, perfect.

As close as you can. No, it might be like, yes. No. Oh, it's gonna miss. It's gonna get to Felix. It can't do it. It can't, but it's still gonna go there. I mean, so the closest they can get is, like, right.

Yeah, it's going to go right there. Everyone, who! It's going to be a Constitution saving, though, is the spiders all skitter up. Constitution plus five. Toa is not within... 12. Okay, so plus five, and then plus three to you,

and then plus three to you. 14. Pass. What are we rolling again? 18. Dexterity, con? We're rolling con. Is this for poison?

Nope. Okay. Oh, 20 you need the other two. 26, pass it. DC 22. I got a natural one. Do you want me to twist it or should I save? For this? We got some, right?

Yeah. How are you looking? Use a twisting me here. I am looking at, I'm bloodied. Yeah. I need to get rid of it. I don't know why it keeps rolling on my screen. Thank you, chat. When you click on certain things, it automatically does. I just want to get rid of that.

It would be nice if you turn it all and like you as an option to Keep it on or on. There we go. Thank you. So I get 18 plus 5. 23. So now I pass. Thank you, chat.

40. 46 points of piercing damage as the spiders bite you if you failed and at half if you succeed. What was the number? And the area is difficult to rank. 46. 23. So 23 if you have. Oh, no doubt.

That I need to beat on the throw. And if you start at your turn. Oh, okay. I definitely take all four of six. So you have to make the constant saving throw at the start of your turn. Even with the plus three and the plus five. With that, it is... Lifty's turn. Lifty.

You are no longer frightened because that was from the layer action, right? Oh, good. So you are suddenly unfair. Oh, you'd roll that anyway. You'd roll that anyway. Never mind. I forgot to do confusion. I am going to run 60 feet to here.

And then I'm going to use a key point to dash on my bonus action to here. And then I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm really really

really really good here I'm going to use Feather Storm to cast the whirlwind spell without any material components a whirlwind howls down to a point that I can see on the ground within 300 feet

whirlwind is a 10 foot radius 30 foot high cylinder centered on that point Until the spell ends, you can use your action to move at 30 feet in any direction along the ground. The whirlwind sucks up any medium or smaller objects that aren't secured to anything or that aren't worn or carried by anyone. The creature must make a Dex saving thorough DC-19 the first time on a turn that enters the blah blah blah blah blah. Does it be damage? Yes.

Okay. Even half if you fail? Yes. So you hear the flapping of wings, the colorful feathers of Kotal, who was the god of your, you of your guardian angel, Akula, as it swirls down and whips around and smashes these creatures to bits. Their body parts fly all over the place.

Oh, I'm gonna rip my coin out and that'll be my whirlwind. So that was my action. I already used my bonus action, so I am done. Okay, cool. With that, I think that was the... Felix Sharp. I'm going to see all of this

unfolding and see that he kind of shrugged off my emulation. And with my dagger in my right hand, I'm going to kind of wind up and take a look at him and say, okay, take this feeder hunt! And I'm going to punch and cast arcane hand, clenching fist. So I'm going to have to make an attack at you. A magical fist erupts and starts to smash towards that. I just had to flavor that it looks like fire hand. It does like fire hand.

It's not a purply arcane clayton hares. Oh, you're so special. That's gonna be plus 16, which is a 22 to hit. Barely hits exactly what you needed. And it's the fire hand smashes. So that is gonna be 48 for the hand, 48 for the radiant, and then plus five, because I have my wizard.

Because you have got your whizbears. So it's secondly forced damage, even though it's a fire hand. I get to re-roll one from twos. It's not evocation, so that's actually one and two. My hand glows with a... I don't remember. Any G Gundam fans? No.

Fire of a thousand sun. Help us out, chat. 10, 17 for the hand. For the radiant damage, it's going to be, so it is, it is, sorry. It's 23 force damage. Yes. Okay. Then the holy damage, radiant damage is going to be 17.

Got it. Okay. And that's my turn. That's my turn, I'm concentrating on that. It smashes into it. This fire burns, is it smashed in. It's not fire damage. It is forced damage.

You see it kind of all sort of lose its disgusting grip on the ground and then writes itself back up. It's still as its heavy, tightness armor is blocking much of it, and its wounds are oozing, but it is not close. It's the Prince of Demons. And with that, it is. With that, it is its turn. It's a big.

Oh, you're out of it. So as in, what does a 30-foot cube look like, Rich? Can you help me out here? The 34 cubes is a cube from a point that is just six by six. Yeah. Okay. It's a big ass cube. So it's, I'm gonna try to add as many people like that.

And is the point where it's about the same size as this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you basically hit all this. So you can be everybody that's currently in the insects. Or everyone, but Towa. I mean, you can just keep humbling these people and leave for Felix alone. Actually, Felix probably moved away during his turn

because he hasn't spent any of his movement ever. You could move it that way and hit all of them and not get free. Or just hit him. You can definitely not hit Felix. I would say it would be, I didn't move on my turn. I would say it would be right up in his person. And you are familiar, your nature folks,

are familiar with how spiders eat, where they cocoon you, they liquefy your insides. And then drink it. As this horrible, demonic energy, out of all of you as wash over, you start to feel like your insides are being liquefied. Yes! As I need everyone to make a Constitution saving throw for a form.

I really just to pass on this. What soup feels like with Persian blender. But not me, right? Anyone who's in that 30 foot cube? I don't think I'm in it. What type of throw? Oh no, you're not in it. Lucky you.

22. Can I twist this because I am not looking too healthy. Oh, the hand is actually in it too. So what did we need to roll? I'm sorry. Compton same. Okay. Oh, thank you.

Great. I rolled the same number, so it is what it is. So on, um, so 16. My whiz. Actually, doesn't say anything about, uh... For those that failed, 51 points. This is a strength of max. 51 points of necrotic damage as you feel, almost you feel like you're inside,

and there's all three heads. Is that you just drink your essence. 50 something? 53. All right, the hand is still alive then. 53? If you failed. If you failed. Half of you passed. And if you've passed.

Okay. I added 26, so I passed? Yes, 22 is the DC. Okay. If I go under from taking a chronic damage, is that, do I need to, yeah? This is nothing special about this one, like an elephant sucking my brains out?

Nope. Okay. I am, I'm, I could. Jokes, Tergaret. I pass out. Dimes. Yikes! What is happening? Well, yep.

This is real, though. As it's all six in its eyes look around, you hear the gnashing and the howling and the clattering of the unhinged jaw clacking its teeth as it speaks in this horrible, ancient version of abyssal that you can't even understand. Spachos is the one who brings us. You both have advantage on your death saving curse. Hell yeah. Oh, you're right. You can go. As you all look around, you start to see as you fall,

as you, the way that you're, as two of your members fall, you start to see all of the VATI, thousands of them, tens of thousands of them. You'd only seen a small handful of a hundred, maybe a little bit more. And this is probably what happened to their entire people. As thousands of them are dying, and you start to see the demons start to gain ground

and get closer towards you as the, as, as soon as it, however you all are doing, is how the battle's going. Should we have been doing shit? Probably. And with that. Sister Donnie being like, it's not spell. It's not spell.

With that. It's my turn. I really dropped the ball on this one, guys. I've played a wizard in like a year. Yeah. Cleric, would you like to choose my two die that I'll be rolling at these two. Okay.

I'll be rolling as a choice. So I don't add anything to these. I just have to roll 10 or more. Yes. Yes. You get advantage because of beacon of hope. Okay, so 10 or more. Yeah, on one of them.

14 and 19. Okay, you feel Anubis keeping you on to life as Persia is still bleeding out. You see your whole time. Oh, don't know. As it looks down right and it is going to attempt to just sink its claws into you. Into who?

To you. And it's gonna- Sweet. So it's like two fails? It hits you as you get two fails and its claws sink into you. Actually, hold on, let me, world damage. How much how much you have? How many points do you have?

Total, how many hit points here? I'll roll the damage if I can kill you out right? Wow, we. I like this new one. 1004? You could take great too. I love this. I don't know.

Mike, he's talking dirty to me right now. 1004 is my max. Oh, that's an auto crit, so I'm gonna roll the damage and see if it can kill you. Oh, and as it sinks in. Watch you roll a D4 and it could actually kill you with the, uh, uh, could have been out with your whole.

If you roll. I roll one. That is an extra 6D6 poison damage. What? Wait, wait, wait, I have you. Six D six. Oh, God. I resisted to poison.

You'll take half of this. So I'll roll the poison first. Oh. And the total has to be less than that 100 something. 104. No. Which is what? 104.

Which is probably one. Wow. All over a van. That would be one. He's been hitting really hard, but. That's a lot. That is every one. It is a crit.

There's a lot of damage. 23 points of poison damage, so not that much. So 23 is... And then I'm gonna roll all of the claw damage now, which is... It doesn't sound like enough. Yeah, that's probably not enough. It's still kind of trying. Yeah, it is.

10, 10, 15, 19... No. Not, I'm close. As it still tears into you, you see Herge's armor splintering as the venom drips from the claw. from the claws as it lets out a sinister laughing howl. All three of these eyes seem to have a recognition of who you are, not knowing you as your individuals, but it seems to know that these are the seven angels

for a final battle. Oh, Mayo, I got you. Toes up. Is this a fail save? I got you. Two fail saves. What's the deal with move? Oh, so first, I forgot to do confusion last round.

Should I resolve it this round? What is it? Yeah. What is it? What is it? So that I'm being honest and I will confuse this round. And I get a five, which I think I just can't do anything. Yeah, I don't move or take action, so that's my turn.

Okay, so you just pass you. But your confusion's done. But your confusion is done. Oh, is that? No, it was over at the end of your turn. Yes. Regardless of what happened. But that was at end your last turn, right?

But he didn't do it. So he just did it. So this round, make up for him. Okay, yeah, I think that's fair. Iris drop. I am going to, are we gonna cast mass healing word? Okay. Mass, cure wounds, sorry.

Okay. At a fifth level. Is it still back? Yeah, but mass cure wounds doesn't really do shit. Because, I mean, it does. It's 32, 32 hit points to everybody who's within range. Which the range? And I believe it is six.

Oh, no. I'm good. I hate to do this. Yeah, he doesn't let your reaction box. 35, 40, 35, 50, I'm here. Hold on. reaction so I need to make an attack on her. Okay.

As once and more, it's, it's torn into you. Actually, no, he's gonna bite you. He's gonna hold on. She's dead dead. Yes. If he misses 22. Well, hold on. No, I didn't attack it.

Hold on before he, real. I don't have any kind of reaction. You can't do anything because you lost your turn. You should still have a reaction. I have a reaction left, but let me just make sure that I can't. I didn't hit him, so he's not disadvantaged. If you're close enough, you could do it. Yeah.

I cast the spell gun and I saved her. It's like, bam, it like unfolds. Okay, well, okay, yeah. Do it, Mike, come on, go. Kill me. Come on, Mike. Just kill me. Oh, it's a plus 14.

You're AT 22, right? He misses. 22, I'm gonna show you... Oh no. What these dice are. I roll at advantage. They were both sevens. 21s, double 21s. It wasn't in the fate, man. It was not,

it wasn't in the dice. I swear to fucking God. You took away my first opportunity to review by and so. I'm very, I'm trying. I'm doing it. Right, it's also not over yet. I had some speech prepared for you. Oh, man. I'm so different. It's not over yet.

We all have 32 additional hit points because we've, yeah, because that's what I'm gonna do now with that is. as it tears in, but almost as if the blessing over you from anubis, it kind of stumbles forward and misses your body. And now that Cyrus's turn. And so yes, everyone except for Lifty. No, you said 60 feet. Maybe. I said I'm not sure and then Mike you did that thing. Sorry. Let me, let me, let me double it. Yes, 60 feet.

Okay, we're good. So everybody gets 32 hit points and then I am going to turn towards Persia. What happened? What the fuck? No, I'm not because I'm selfish. I'm gonna heal myself. That's fine. Oh, my gal.

Whoopsie deezy. Whoops, nice, howie there. Okay, you once again, you're all horribly wounded, but you feel the warmth, the blessing of Anubis, you hear once again the gong as, and the howl of a jackal, mixed in with the howl of the wolves, as your wounds begin to heal, you feel that warmth as, as, you feel. as you regain consciousness both, Persia and Phine,

and Caprice. But you're still prone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm still prone, but I'm up. I'm just really excited to get you in. Oh, I was so close. Today is not over front. From the fact that I was just unconscious and back up

and I'm just trying to crawl forward. Gaspachos brings the choices that you've been looking for, giving you the right to choose. We're offering much more. I'll stand. Very good. I don't know what I'm fucking gonna do. I guess I'll just fucking...

I am going... This is like big monsters are staying there forever. No, hold on. Yeah. What is a pig monster? If you end your turn, it's a terrain, and if you end your turn there to make a constant statement from it. Oh, because of the circle of whatever.

Oh, so we should have all been doing that. Getting the fuck out of there. We end our turn here, right? So I added my turn there, so we all need to make constant conclavement goes. Oh. Well, I will attempt to leave before the end of my trip. Oh, yeah. I'll pass.

You said it's difficult to rain? Yep. Oh, you're not getting out. What's the DC? Thank God I rolled a night. What's the DC? Spent twice. 22.

So my movie right now is 40. You should be all right. 27. Yeah, you're good. You can get up. You can get there. You're good. So I can get out of the nightmare range,

and then I will turn around and I will continue to sing us. seeing the theme of Gospacho, one of my favorite restaurants in Galtica, which is overly long and weirdly patriotic. And then I will cast Slow on the creature. Slow. Slow. You need to make some kind of a saving throw, I imagine, just one moment. I'm going to roll damage for anyone who's rules for everybody who failed at the end of their turn. That is 10.

If you pass, you take half. 18, yeah, 19. Oh, and Caprice did walk into webs. I don't know if that matters. Yes, it will. 22. 25 points of piercing damage. If you fail, half a few succeed.

12 if you succeed. Okay. And then Capricious, make a dexterity or a constitutional saving because you walk in the webs. You get plus five, not plus eight. Don't worry, it's still a fam. Five, fifteen. 20 is the DC for the webs.

That'll be 23. Okay, yeah, you manage to dodge the webs that shoot up attempting to grapple you. Okay, so then I will attempt to cast slow on the big beast and also his minion. Fuck them. And they both need to make a wisdom saving throw, DC 17. I imagine that means he's gonna miscerate a 12 times over at this one. Yeah.

Uh, which one? Uh, oh he's fucking dead. He's gone, fucking, great. He was like, you know, just absolutely torn apart. Uh, that's a 26. 26, you can see, oh, yeah. My bonus action to touch myself. You do that as you feel the human power. When a bonus section, I touch myself. With that, it is...

The action. One's in me. Who has hit? It is going to look at you, Toa. And it's all six of his eyes are going to boring your soul as you starting to feel the reality around you crush in as it's going to cast telekinesis. Oh my God.

I would like to use my reaction to cast camera spell. Scrut. You can do that. At a fourth level. Go ahead. Telekines, I believe, is seven. Seven level it is. So I have to roll a what with a fourth level spell to beat a seven level?

A seven. A seven. It's a seven plus seven. They roll 17, but you add your end, which is five, so you need to roll 12 or a hundred. For you, my friend, no problem. Thank you. Look at that. I got a 15, which is more than I need it.

Oh, 15 natural rule plus. Yeah. Okay, yep. So I yell, uh, Gengenzalber. as it's magic, it's all six of his eyes glow and suddenly it fizzles out as you feel the spell and you cancel it. Okay, that's the last day of his legendary actions. Can't kill anybody, but it is a layer action's turn. Ah, pickles.

And that was out of my spell. So I can heal for 69. Nice. Uh-huh. As you see as it looks as you counterspell it, and suddenly all the webs start shaking and turning it. As you realize it's actually kind of creeping.

The webs are alive themselves, drooping with lots and demonic magic, and they all shoot towards you. I mean, everyone in the room, or everyone in this battlefield, to make a dexterity saving throw. Oh, I don't have plus five. I ran away from everybody like this coward. 28.

I'm gonna fail this one. Do I automatically fail because I'm prone? Oh yeah. Or do I do a little at disadvantage? That's a fucking fail. 26. That passed. 22 is the DC.

I failed. I feel. You know what? I'm just going to write that in the top of my paper. We have passed. We have twist. I can't pass. 11 plus.

So you get plus five and then if Iris would get another plus three. I know. 30 points of acid damage. That's good. 30 points of acid damage. Oh, no. 30, if you fail. And half of you succeed.

And if you fail, the webs wrap around you, you are now grappled and restrained. I'm grappled and I've passed out again. Like, I haven't gotten up yet. That leaves me with, hold on here. What is wrong with Hozier today? I can't get up. You can't say that your own conscience.

So wait, can you do a web thing? Did you roll the web thing? You to do it a little and it sounds like you said that. Nicky's like, yes. Yes! Die! Die! You're already in it.

You're already rolling. Yeah, I have an unlimited next area. I have fun. Do-do-d-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. I passed my concentration. Okay? Lifter, you're up. How big is Big Boy?

He's a huge creature. How is he looking? He hasn't been hit in a while. I know. I was the last person that hit it. We're like damage control over here. We haven't been able to do much against him. He's been wounded.

Okay, I'm going to use my action to move my Vida-Storm. So defeat. Okay. Remember that it does hit friendlies. Yes, but it's only a 10. What saving throw is us? I'm sorry. That is a Dex saving throw.

Oh, Dex is pretty good. Dex, you say? 20. Just beats it, so you will take half damage of 10D6 plus the 48, 48 radiant damage. I don't know. Do you half the raeat? Radiant damage if it's not part of the spell?

No, that's always, every single time you attack and you're stacking on radiant damage, which was... So hitting him more often is... Okay, so... Rowan doesn't add? Oh, I can take half of it. 10D6. Yeah. It's a lot. So I'll take the full radiant.

Okay, so that's 18 radiant damage. Okay. And we've got two, three, three, three. Three, three, three, four, 35, so half of 35 bludgeoning damage. Half of 35 bludgeoning. That's magic from a spell, so that's fine. 35 or so, which is...

And since you're huge, you don't have to deal with the other stuff. I will move... The feathers smack around, and they are obviously affecting the divine power, affecting the flesh of this horrible abomination. You have to roll, I'm not taking that 30. I forgot them at AC.

I'm gonna move one four away. I'm taking ranged attacks. Oh. Yeah. So I'm gonna roll decks to go through these webs. Okay, yeah, but basically all these two. What is it? 20 is 20.

Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex. Dex were straight, but for you is next. Yeah. Yeah, you pass it. You managed to leap through the webs. And then I will use a key point to take the dodge action. Okay, you channel your key and you are very dexterous in this moment. Okay.

With that, I'm still out of, so I can't follow up on Hersia. Feel it, throughout. So if I'm grappled from the web, but I don't want to move or do anything, so you just use my bonus act for my action. Yes, you just can't move. So you teleport it out of the flood. So then focusing, I pass all my saving does

and everything else that I needed to do. I'm focusing on this fire fist. I go for another attack. 22 AC. That's going to crush him. Yep. So that's going to be 4D8 plus 48. So Radiant first.

Yep. The radiant is going to be. be three, ten, twenty points of radiant damage. And then force damage is going to be pretty good. Wow, actually. It's a one not a that's going to be 12, another 20. Another 20 points of force damage. That's my bonus action. So then my normal action I'm going to cast fireball. Oh, at a fourth level, which is going to be 96. That's going to pass. It's like a 2030. Okay, so he'll take half.

Okay. Because it's Dex 17. So the radiant damage first is going to be 19. 19? Okay. And then half of this. I get to re-roll ones. Yep, that'll just be a two. That's going to be five, plus nine is 14, plus eight is 22. 14 plus 8 is 22, plus 7 is 29. plus five is 30, or four, plus four is 38, divided by two is 15 plus four is 19 points of fire damage. So 19, so that's half with resistance to? No, that's half because he passed.

Oh, yes, so then a quarter of that is going to be. Nine. 18, so nine, nine points of damage as it dodges. Wow, that's really sad for the spell. The fire resistant. That's pretty shit. That's fucking pathetic. and hide. It's not your fault. Blast. I choose to fireball myself instead.

He twins it. Holy shit. What a waste of a turn. I don't do anything else. I mope and wallow and self-pity. I almost would rather be. Let's go. Nine points of damage for a level five, four fireball. You roll like 18 dice. Yeah, what the fuck? That's how it goes. I quit this game. I want to go home.

This is why Clayton decided to be. be a utilil wizard. Seriously. I do. I cast tantrum on myself and I cry. He's going to... Stick the ad. He's going to, once again, open all three mouths and spray web.

It's going to hit everyone except for Felix. Thank you. And it's going to go to some more. Spell attacks. And it's going to be range. There's actually going to be disadvantage on everybody because, yeah. That's still going to hit to Toa. Dexterity saving throw for everyone that gets hit.

for everyone that gets hit. Which I, I, I, I don't feel, I don't feel because I'm unconscious, right? Yeah. Not if it's a, none of you have to work. Hersia is going to be a, you'd be disadvantaged on you. Oh, that's fair. Doesn't it's gonna miss on fucking Herja. So I passed.

Uh, that's gonna hit on Dixarity Savi through four me kills. And then Caprice is gonna hit as well. So, we're gonna missings. I got a five and a seven again. 29. I passed the dexterity. So everyone. Everyone passes, so you're not going to...

Do you roll for me too? Oh, I didn't roll for you. Oh, I didn't roll for you. No, I'm right there. I can't see the camera queen's blocking my entire life. Let me adjust here. Yeah, tell me about it. Yeah, really.

That was the entirety of curse. You gotta be kidding me. Just tell me where you're out I will you. What the old battle right. 17 misses as you, doesn't it? Yes. Look at it. Oh, actually, no, it is regular.

It's regular, so I'm not disadvantaged because you're... Oh, no, you're a dead. Yep, never mind. So it does not hit you. And so everyone who gets hit, I'm just going to roll all this damage together. Okay. Is this a spell? No, this is basically he's flinging webs.

That's what I get for ass. Except for all the time. He has been casting some spells that have not been counter spells. Yeah, well, okay, I know. Right, Mike, I already meant I dropped the ball the first few rounds. Everybody just sell the fucking down. 23 points of acid down. As the web hit you and they try to wrap around you, but you're all dexterous enough that you're able to dodge out.

So we all take the damage even though. If you get hit. If you had gotten hit, you take it. If you pass, you just don't get restrained. You basically. Basically, the web effect, if you fail the dexterity saving throw, which is 22, then you basically is the effect of being devoured.

I'm gonna use a reaction to reduce, does it have to be on somebody else? So if we pass, we still take 23 points of damage? No. Oh. Yes. So 22 points of damage, if you get hit, if you pass the saving throw, you're just not getting cocoon in a horrible acid well. Not me.

Just me? I'm going to use my reaction to reduce that by pretty good. 13. Nice. That's about that. There you go. Okay, that is his turn. Yeah. Perfect, you're up. Let's move that. Oh my God, get me out of here.

Come on, girl, give me a natural 20. Nope, but I did pass with an 11. That was close. That was close. I rolled a 9 and 11, so I needed that, thank you. I wish they both been 9, so I can't. You're such a Bade. It's going to once again.

So, hold on, it's the end of return, and she is in the bad stuff. Yes, so it's the end of return. So you take a failed. Well, what's the same? The saving throw is, it's con. So I think con you can pass just with your natural constant, right? Can you succeed at con saving throw? Because it's a meditering for?

Why you're unconscious. I think Wiz ain't true charisma and con you can pass. But you take, it's still half damage. So it still would be a, it would still be a one safe. So it's one safe because it's not a direct way. It's not a crit. Okay. Yeah.

So I will take a fail and a save. But you're probably gonna die right now when he does the layer action. Yeah, you're like, but you're probably gonna die right. He's not disadvantage, right, Rush? Yeah, I haven't done anything. No, no, this is great. Please stop me here at face.

I want to hear your speech. Can I file for divorce based on that face? That is going to be a five in a session. What is happening? Wait, against me? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Not meant to die. I'm not meant to die. Not to die. Nope. Toa, we'll see what Toa does. Toa, you are up. As, as you...

I'm grappled and restrained. How does that work? What is that? We're so tough. You are... You are unable to move. I had tried. I did nothing damage of a fucking fireball.

That's literally one damage per die. I think the attacking it is a better... That hit for like... Use of our time. Use of our... It will be... Action time. I will prevent way more damage by attacking it.

Yeah. Than doing anything else. I think you're right. That's probably. I am all this motherfucker. I'm going to recklessly attack. Ooh, get reckless.

So that I'm just baseline. Oh, baby. And so we'll do the first one. It's six, nine, nine, two, eleven, two. It's six plus fifteen, so twenty one to hit. 21 misses. Oh, no, no, wait, it's, hold on. It's eleven plus five, so it's actually plus sixteen.

Yep. So that's six plus sixteen, er, it's twenty-two. The hit? It's barely hits. Well done, Rich. So I'll just roll that one first. Is Radiant versus Bludgeoning matter?

No. Okay. Let me roll that one first. I just want to say that I did one thing by dispelling the vines. So he is going to be disadvantaged on everything after the next round. With my measly plus three charisma. Where's my other G. Wait, what did you spell?

I dispel the thing he'd start drawing. Oh. The thorn wall. Yeah, the thorn wall. The thorn wall. The teeth. I was like kind of useful for like a little bit. Just a little bit.

Just a little bit. My AOE aura, you know, it's all right. 28 points of damage for the Hoverstorm. I'm gonna see if... One more more than a resistance is. I'm gonna see if this prox. I'm gonna try this guy. When Fury does not prock.

I'm going to use my second attack on him. It's going to be a... Can I twist it? that. Yes. Yeah, dude. That hits, this is another six? Yep. And I still roll my T-mighty-four, right?

Yep. Okay. Yeah, I'm just gonna hit everybody. Remember, you're rolling to see if you can get Winfure again, too. It's just once per round. Okay. Yes. Yeah.

Yep. That sucks. Only one, twenty-five. 29. Nice. A 39. A 39. It feels just kill.

39 points of damage, okay? You smash into it, smash into it. And then, how's he looking? I mean, he's... We have not been fighting him. Yeah, I would say he's... I've been blown around. Okay.

How mean is it? I will use a bonus action to heal myself. Yeah. For 69. Yeah, that's a lot of it. You smash into it, you smash into it. The radiant power of yourself and the divine... divine and elemental as air and holy combined or smash it.

It's doing a good amount of damage. Is he now disadvantage on this? Yes. Okay. So if I'm going to, he's going to use his legend action, he can be advantaged on me. He's going to attempt to coup de grace. Okay.

And I'm going to roll this public. Six times the charm for killing this door. Yeah, we'll do it. If it gets an acre higher, she's dead. She's dead. Is that disadvantage? But if he's advantaged because you're uncocious. So it's a disadvantage because you're uncocious.

So it's neutral. It's neutral. Okay, well, thank you, Rich for helping. Hold on, before you roll it, let me get it to the victory, there you go. Later higher. It looks like, but you could ask Mikey. Okay, she's gone.

Okay, all right. So, she's got her head stomp off. As you see Heria on the ground, you see all three heads descend upon Heria, and you see all three heads descend upon Heria. you see them just absolutely tear her flesh apart. And although you see the angel, the angel of tear get completely devoured,

you also see Herja herself, as if your friend tears, it gets torn apart by this horrible, vicious, demonic prince. How much damage might it do? It, oh. Does it matter if it? if it's, if this is an autocrine?

You would have to drop the damage zero, right? I could theoretically drop it to zero if Iris begin. And I'm getting, if it's like a plus a gazillion. And so, fair enough, fair enough. You have to drop the damage zero. It's 3D8 plus nine. You have to roll really a lot. You would have to roll minute, yeah, yeah.

Let's try it, let's try it. But would you get a grab or would you live? No. That's fine, let it roll, let it roll. Tears into a curze. HERSA, you feel your life leave you. Yeah, this is fucking. Mainly because I don't know how well what I do would work on a kudagra.

I feel like it's twisting the rules a little bit for that. As they tear into you, Hersia, as you're on the ground unconscious, doing the best you can to help your friends in this situation, this horrific battle, you've never experienced a battle this brutal before. As you understand fully what this Oberith lord truly ancient being is capable of. And you realize that you are an empowered as a very powerful angel.

And still, you've fallen in battle. Okay. With that, it is Ireland's turn. I am going to take my staff, and I am going to slam it into the ground. And unleash... No, next to us. And unleash swirling golden sands,

And as they swarm around me, I'm going to chant in an ancient tongue. And yet somehow you can all understand what I'm saying. Magic. To Anubis, whose work is the care of the dead, I offer my praise. O God of the graveyard, great God of the tomb, preserver of Osiris, protector of Horace the child,

bearer of the scales, counter of hearts, balancer against the feather of Ma'at. You lead us into the duat. the life after life in which we may dwell in peace and plenty, in which we may be reborn among those we have loved, our dearest ones, in whose steps we hope to follow, to whose arms we hope to return, O guardian and guide of souls, O foremost of the Western gods, Anubis who leads us into the necropolis, who carries us from world into world, Anubis who opens the sacred way, Anubis who is ancient of name and ancient of might, speaker of spells and grantor of breath.

I honor you, O friend of the departed. I beseech you, and I thank you for your many gifts. Hersia and the heart, your heart has been judged. Arise. All of that. Not beautiful, bitch. You all hear that same gall as sand. In the similar way that you smell that sweet cinnamon on the air and the sand that had

wash over Kargash washes over. Herja, Herja, your consciousness fades and then re-emerges. Oh, and then as my bonus action, I'm gonna heal her for 69 points. You will do that. And you lose your life and suddenly, you had just been on the ground, a horrible, vicious, demonic spider over you,

and you finally realize, you look around, it's darkness, you've died, you knew this could happen, but you didn't think it would happen like this. this, and suddenly before you is... I know Paul's this right for some drama. And as you... Suddenly, there's something in your vision. As two torches suddenly appear in the light,

and you see sandals, massive sandals with black furred flesh, rising up into muscular legs as a jackal-headed creature in Pharaoh's regalia looks down at you with unblinking eyes. eyes. And you see before him a scale with a heart on one side. It is your heart. And with, in the massive fingers of Anubis, you see a feather. And as he stares down at you, you hear his voice boom out. my chosen has judged for you and he drops the feather onto the scale it lands and it's perfectly bound suddenly you come back to life and as you realize you're not on the battle anymore you're in the midst of you're in the midst of of the the forge and you realize now this horrible black icker is consuming you are floating your friends are all floating you're all floating you're all floating

in this corruption as you realize it's starting to spread. You see your father and your friends and suddenly as it washes over you and consumes you as life has returned, you are snapped back into reality in this echo. As you realize

that as you battle here, that you are still able to be killed, still able to take damage, and the longer that you take to kill this thing, the more that the corruption spreads to threaten from the forge. Wow.

Holy fuck. And see out, out, into Moker Kai. Me fucked up. So you can't win this. So, yes, for my bonus action,

I kneel down next to her. I scoop her head up into my arms and I use my hand right against her heart as I give her 60 night health. You feel your heart to skip a beat as you return to life

that your wounds are healed. And with that, it's your... Neely, I'm the answer, but Iris does not... Oh. Evil. I love it.

You need to make a con saving throw, Nicky, as the insects. I keep forgetting this. Oh, is this the AOE effect? That I'm in. 22. It passed. It passed. Oh, my God.

Can I twist this? Beacon of Pope's still up. I don't know. It's only only on the turn. Oh, sorry. Wow, that is terrible. 7. 10.

10, 17 points of piercing damage. And half of that, yeah. I rolled like hot garbage. And then with that, it is a legendary action. And so, let's put legendary action is gonna happen here. It is going to see the power of Anubis and as it's doing horrible, devastating divine might, not just the seven gods that Misk of the Wolf Spider

had been prepared for, but also a new challenger approaching and turns its six eyes towards you, Iris, and makes, attempts to make an attempt. I'm just kidding. Oh, okay, dude. I probably will be at me. 23, as the claws smash into peers into you, make roll a D4 for me, please.

Can I impose disadvantage here with my shield if I'm prone. I don't know how that works. Probably not. Three. Probably. I feel like, I mean, yeah, I say you have to actually in combat. I'm holding her head for what it's worth.

Yeah, okay. Can I like swing my shield around and protect the rules? It doesn't say prone, then yeah, I say disadvantage. We'll see. Yeah, I have no idea. Let me just double check real quick. It's not going to be a field. That's still hits.

Creature you can see attacks at target other than you that's within five feet. You can use your reaction. Yeah, that's according to rules. It doesn't say anything about that. And I got a three. 19. A three. So three, you need to make a wisdom saving throw.

Oh, did it still? 19 plus nine. I'm gonna use a twist. 28 points of piercing down. And it pierced into advantage. Way better. Wisdom saving throws? Oh, well then you can put that twist back

because that was my second. 22 was the best side. Oh. 36. 36. You feel the maddening effect of this horrible the prince of demons, of all demons, not just demons, but also the Oberus, as you managed to resist

this horrible, horrible, maddening effect. And what was the damage? What I say, 30-2? 31 or 32. Oh. A sort of a spectral blue spirit, a parrot will kind of fly in and deflect some of that magic. Perpen, and you reduce it by 12.

Nice. So I will add 12 back. That's the last is legendary action, though. Caprice are up. I'm pissed off. I know that I need to keep singing the song that I'm singing to maintain the magic that I have enjoyed.

But I'm furious. And I'm filled with the Blessed gradient power, the holy energy of Salima, the angel of Aminata. Wholesome, Galtigan cooking, fresh fish, a variety of salads, wonderful hot appetizers,

tantalaisers, tantalais. and combination platters! And I'll cast Rays of the Eternal Sun in a 60-foot cone exploding out in this direction. Wow. You have to make a dexterity saving pro, the East season 19.

This is the kind of quality play that you just don't see everything. It's absolutely right. This is elite level play. It's an epic fire, so don't forget about it. That is going to actually shockingly fail, as I'm going to use, I roll a fucking two, as I'm going to use the last of the legendary resistances. Okay. I still just have to do some shit. I will roll a D8. It'll be a one, the worst, possible one I could have run. Yeah, unfortunately. So you're going to get 10 D6 of fire damage, but he'll give them fucking shit. Right. So.

So enjoy. It's the points of fire damage, Mike, you fuck. Yeah, you fuck. Fire Squad, unite. Wow, that's not bad. Oh, back for the new kind of courteous friendly survey! This is not the total of six damage! Just look that!

28, 31, 37, 41. 41. Oh, 95, divided two quarter. So what were you saying? 10, like 12, 22, like 11? 11. 11. 11. Great. That feels so good. That feels like carbon of all of the ones

that I could have rolled. The only fire damage one is one. Because Machos introduces a new kind of dining with two completely different dining experiences in one restaurant. You hear Caprice yelling as the, almost like the golden sun about his head is larger and larger. And actually, as he chants it, it starts to like shift the shape from a sign to just something that's deep-fried

golden. As it blast with the heat of hot grease as of the sun. And you hear the jingle of Gospachos. You're looking at your ears. This is like horseshit, like a spell. It's like, With my bonus action, I'll inspire Herja. Oh, I think. Because you can probably hear the emotion of my voice. I just saved the love of your life, and yet I still don't get inspiration from it. If it makes you feel any better, Mike designed this boss fight and gave me a special ability that only does fire. That's right, that's right.

I turned to Iris and I'm like, whoop. Oh, she's gonna kill me now. She steps on my skull. I slowly start to stroke her. With that, you see, you hear a loud skittering and howling as 12 more of the demonic spiders enrupt and emerged. Two on each, once again, please. Now you do this after I use my A-O-A, that's fine, I don't care, whatever for fuck.

So great. Love it. I have to do my constitution taking for everything. I'm going to do tow first. It's going to hit. It's going to miss. We're going to do Felix next. 19? Sure.

I'm going to roll this D20 to see if I get a higher than 11, and I don't so it hits me. 19, and then I catch shield, and then it misses. And then it's 16. As your shield erupts as a clash against the arcane magic. Toa, I'm just going to roll. So Caprice, that's going to be a, it's going to be a, it's going to be a, it's going to and a 20 to be 21 to hit. Uh-huh.

And that's going to be a 17 to hit. That's bold. Does that both? It's unique. It's ahead of the competition. The attack on Iris is going to be a natural 20 for the first one. I'm going to use my reaction to deny it. Does not do that?

And then 17 on the next one, so that misses. OK. That's a natural 20 on Lifting. I can't do my reaction. I use my reaction. And another, a total. 21. Okay.

We're good. I'm gonna consider it all these other partners. It's gonna be 819. Yeah, it's gonna miss Heria. That's true. Herja and then 24 on the next one. So one's gonna hit. So does everyone know how much they got hit,

how many times they got hit? Zero. Those hit, though. Okay, so I'm just gonna roll for each of the hits, and then each of you will take the damage for the ease of this. Okay. I don't know if I got hit once or twice.

So, I got hit once. You got hit, just. So you got crit and you also got hit. Okay, crit and regular, got it. Yeah. So I'll roll the, I'll roll the crit separately for you. What? Um, so.

Jesus. Are you numpty? I'm gonna, we're gonna fight. I'm not. I like that. Great word. You can look at one. 15 points of piercing damage.

Is it like, uh, 50 or 15? 15 points of piercing damage. For who? For the first head? So that's, I'm doing that for everybody. 15 points. Okay. And then everyone you need to make a constitutional and saving

If you got hit. If you got it. This is piercing. Khan is poison damage. It's piercing. Then the first thing is piercing, then a con state you throw for poison. Oh, can we get a plus five? I'm past.

Within 30 feet, right? What is that? Yes. This is piercing damage. And you're all rolling for a poison now. For the first time. I'm going to roll an advantage here. So this was a nine.

I can't get it. What's the DC? Thank God. Twenty-22. Oh. Can I twist? I may. Yeah, same.

You may. You may. I don't want to get fucked. It wasn't in the cards there, Rich. I passed. So 16 is the D-Sage. Oh, then you're good. It's 16, not 22.

Oh, it's 16. Oh, okay. It's this little shitty spider guy. Okay. Did I need that twist one? Oh, we used to. It's okay. Okay.

That's fine. I'm going for the second attack. 13 points of piercing damage. For the second, though. Not for you, though. Anyone took a second attack? Anyone took a second attack? Anyone besides a lift? Okay. That's 13. I did. I did. Con saving throw, please. And then I'm rolling the

crit on Lifting. Plus three for me. That's going to be 20. Yeah, you pass. Yeah. Con saving throw for me Lifty, please. Both have you been con saving throws? Plus five. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's neat. 28. 19 points of piercing damage to you for the crick. Man, brutal. And did you all pass the poison saving throws? Yeah. Okay. So that, that's, That is their turn. Okay. Cool. As you see all of these wolf-headed spiders erupting,

and once again, their jaws are disjointed. Yes? I forgot I took the dodge action. Too bad. You lose your turn because Lofti's a numpty. It's Felix's turn. Can I negate the 15? You can't.

Okay, you can't. No, you take... Your old role is to see what I get. You take trouble damage for being a nutty. I'll say the first one minutes, you still get crept. That's fine. I'll take the grit. Then you take the numpty penalties.

You take three times damage. Some wolf spiders. Okay, with that, that is Luffy's turn. We don't know, that's a layer action. I believe what was the layer action, but I still think that you should lose her turn. I really think that you should shut up. I don't like you.

I'm not a numpty. Oh, can I have clarifying statement from old DM skis? Yes. Okay, with this whirlwind, if it sits there, does it need to like move and then move back to re-trigger action? What does it say there? When it starts or ends its turn.

It says saving through DC the first time on a turn that it enters the whirlwind or that the whirlwind enters its space. I will say just for the sake of it, I have no idea. We'll say we'll roll forth to sign a turn. Roll. So you roll it. So I would say you can still move it back and forth to hit it anyway. It doesn't necessarily matter, right?

Well, it does to me because if I have to use my action, then I I can't do anything else to move. Oh, you have to use your action. So no, I would say then if it's just swirling, then it will affect on his turn, right? Yeah. If he ends his turn in that space. If it's like any kind of thing when it,

the first time you enter it and then you end your turn there, then that would be the case. So you just leave it B, you can do whatever you want and the end of his turn, if he doesn't move, he'll take damage. Okay. In that case, I am going to use my spoon and do a sweeping motion to hit the two, yes, to hit Herzia, To hit these two. A small birger.

A little boogie-bug-by-buggers. That one will definitely hit. And then plus... So that would be 19 with the extra plus five. So both of those will hit. Yep. They smash into Iker. And then I will use a key point for Fury of Blows to do two more hits on the big guy.

You smash into it. We'll see. Oh, God. That was... AC. Good awful. I don't think either of these hit. 15 plus five. 20. And you said 22. 22 is the AC. Yeah. It'll hit. Even with the plus extra plus five? Okay. So you are tempting to punch and kick, but it is smacking helplessly against the kite and his armor. Felix Trump. I'm going to take another attack with the fist. Okay. You smash in with the fist. That is going to be a 27 to hit.

Yeah, that hits. So that's going to be Holy Damage Hurst, or Radiant Damage Hurst, I should say. Which is going to be 6, 10, 15, 15 radian damage. 15 radian damage. And then for force damage, it's going to be a fuckload more. I almost rolled max damage. That's going to be 26 force damage. Holy shit.

I got to add rating to my power. Oh, shit, I did too. Well, you know what? I don't know what to tell a lot. And then I'm going to take my turn. What was it was 20? How much was the force? It was 15.

gradient and then 26 forced damage. That's what you forgot. But it didn't matter. Then I'm going to use my once-a-day action platinum flare, which in German is Platon Fackle. And it's actually Firestorm, which is 10, 10-foot cubes, which I can arrange as I wish as long as they touch. So it's going to be one, two, three, four, five, six,

79, 10. They don't stack, but I don't want to hit my friends and I want to burn up all those motherfuckers. Do you want to put one on you? I can't spell shape, but it doesn't matter because none of the cubes are going to be on my friends. Okay, yeah. Right, like I'm looking at a 10 foot cube here.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. And I don't think anybody gets touched. Yeah. I do have evocation magic, but I don't think I need it. Got it, okay, cool, cool. So you, uh, you, uh, so that's a DC-19 on your end. Okay, sounds good.

And I will be rolling, uh, 70, 10 fire damage to do roughly three points of damage. You incinerate, and I'll just say for the sake of this, you incinerate all of the spiders. Good. As they get completely, they let out a shriek. They're wolf spiders. They let out wolves.

Spiders. As they all get incinerated. That's an 18. If you want to do that. They're care wolves, not swear wolves. As you see a blinding platinum light from the power of Bahamette. Or Baham- How are you have found that?

No, no. Bhopin? Which? He said that they all right. Did he know that they were? Does the spheres have to be connecting? 41 or 42. I think he's given it to him.

I'm just giving it a chance. Oh, got it, sorry. Roll of a fool. They are connected. No, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, those, you can leave them on me. I'm gonna go fuck. I think it's fine.

I was just getting everything there. That's all it matters. The point is I did 42 points of fire damage. Yep. Did you pass your 19? I did. This is gonna do quarter damage, so that's why he's two. I'll do 10 points of fire damage. Okay.

That's two. Okay. Doesn't it stack because you have four right here? They don't stack. No, they don't stack. Unfortunately. I was just saying I don't want to keep snaking it and like... Does it do you only extra radiant damage on that?

I did not. Damn. That's gonna be another 16, 25. Holy shit. 25 points of radiant damage. Yeah. I've done a lot more radian damage just from casting multiple. As it blasts it, it seems to be resistant, but then again,

as the fire, you realize it's a platinum fire and it's a holy fire as it ignites its, uh, It's armor. Yes, it's platinum fackle. Yeah. It's looking like it's definitely bloody for sure. It's looking like it's definitely bloody for sure. It's looking like platinum fackled. Which Bahamint angel are you?

Is it Bahamette? Bahamate Zero. Bahamate sin? Neo-Bahamate, Fury. I am neon evangelicalica. Bahamette 12. Radiant. The end of Evangelion, Bahamette.

Theater with the Mahometh Kyrn. As it rears up, and all four of its arms go to all four that are directly in front of Misga. I'm just trying to get a hit off on this milforca. And he's disadvantaged on everyone, isn't he? Except for Toa. So I'm advantage on Toa and I'm, okay, I'm do Toa first.

That is gonna hit. I'm gonna, I'm straight on both both, both Iris that's going to hit. That's also going to hit Caprice. And then I'm just straight on... I'm an advantage on her job. No, it's just a disadvantage. Oh, there's a whole on.

So you're straight, you're disadvantage on Iris and Caprice. Okay, let me roll that again. And you're straight on her shirt. Straight on her job. That is going to be 22 to hit on Iris. That'll still hit. That'll still hit Caprice. And then...

Jamel. I'm just trying to get... It's advantaged. No, it's straight. Straight on her. Straight on her. Is there how much damage is? Always.

Oh, now that misses, that misses. Everyone about her job. Thank you. Is this a spell? And it is just four attacks. And so I'm just going to roll the damage for everyone. You could try to get rid of this though. I need to guess a level nine spell for attacks.

Everyone who, everyone who got hit, I need to roll the four. Oh, that's fine. How do we know if we got hit? What the fuck. You didn't get a lot. You didn't do that. 29 points of piercing damage, everyone that got had.

He had unconscious. 29. Oh, no. 29. We gotta get to, he only hit the four people in front of him. Okay. Can you slowly put me over unconscious, please? Absolutely. I rolled the two.

Can I leave him here? No. Okay. So, can you want tell me how to play this game? So who got it, who got it to? She's trying, she's trying. You got a one. You're gonna take some extra damage.

Okay, that's right. She's trying to be a notty. Can it be less than five, please. No, it's not. It's quite a bit more than five. It's fifty points. I won't make your roll. It fall as the acid seems like to you. From a one. That's the ravioli way. Oh no. Who got one? Who got a two? I got a two. Let me see what the two. Has anyone got it to do you? I'm going to peeve real quick.

Consolaving throw, please. Consaving throw, please. Consolaving throw. Can I, I, I gotta twist this. Can we have? Many. Many. We probably, there we go.

That passes. And just, what do you get, Nikki? I went unconscious. Okay, yeah, that would not affect it because it's all affecting like your mind. So you're unconscious. So you go down, Caprice goes down with the extra acid, dripping from these horrible claws. balls of the only way. And with that, it is Herdister. It's Herdice is not. Oh.

How's everybody doing? What's everybody's favorite kind of ravioli? Mine's meat ravioli. Mine is a metzo. Or lobster. I like, oh. Lopsar ravioli was up there. I had a really good, like, chicken and spinach ravioli piece, which was like really good.

You know, I think I prefer cheese ravioli over brown meat ravioli. See, I like pepperoni. I don't. No, I don't have wrong. I like peppermint nanchoves. Ew. That's why I favorite. Yum. Yep. Girl? Who's dead?

Who's down? We're all dead. We're all dead. We made the sit back at the table. They tell you the campaign's over. Everybody's got on. Everybody's got out, everybody. If that happens, I get to play the ending song

to fucking Castlevania. All right, we're gonna leave that. So no more of all the fun business. No more full views. It's done. I went unconscious. So it's done. Oh, I see.

Now it's just the beacon of no. So I will, at my bonus action, I'm gonna, well, I guess I'll get up. You heave yourself up. Iris is unconscious. The first time you've been up in 36. I'm gonna, it's true, it feels like forever. Reset the clock.

I'm gonna bonus action, healing touch. You place your hand and the power of tear. The God, the wound, God channels and you'll need a roll of the healing in this instance. Yeah, it's 8d8 plus 5, so I will do that. Are you healing as well? This is still me. Oh, wow, that was almost in that.

Is that thing still there? Mike. Are the bug swarm still there? Yes. Actually, no, he probably would have lost concentration in this point, get rid of it. Yeah, I've been beaten this moment. I haven't been able to like concentration, so I've been beaten his mouthful like you with me

blown there. I have been rid of my God. Mike, I love me there. They're all weird. This weight is like an onion. There's just a lot of layers. We're like a crab cake. Given the bonus, there's actually a good chance that we've

passed all of it, but I think that's fine. That's fair. Because I fail. It's my fault of the DM. I rolled really high. You get 57 healing. Oh, shit. Almost max on all of those, so that's two of those. You feel the power of tear, heal your wounds. You suddenly return to consciousness, Iris.

That's great. A chicken pumpkin stuck in my heart. Can I, like, lean over, can I lean over Iris and try to boop and heal? Are your arms 10 feet long? It's like, oh, wait, the thing is gone, right? Go get to show! And I'm not in... You can get right there, yep.

Okay, so I will get there. Would she take opportunity at times? Yes. You were so annoyed. I just try to, that's okay. I'll take off her. Okay, okay. It is going.

Mike can't seize. I know. I'm mumbling in my death. No, no, no, no. How much do you have? So we have 15. Well, it's 45 because of the flying. So half of that.

So can't she like step over here? 20. I have 22. I'm right. It's going to make an opportunity of time. She's stretch arms. I wanted to like lay across Iris and touch the hand. It wasn't that big a deal.

Ooh. It's going to lean down with its wolfy bite. and make an attack on you. Disabandage, because it's, it's a toa. God damn. Okay. I said, got damn. Ooh, nope, that is gonna fail.

That is a 20. Oh, fuck yeah. The disadvantage, man, you're lucky. Okay, and it goes to dive in, and a spectral parrot managed to distract it. You can tell that Misca the Wolf Spider, the Prince of all demons is not expected parent. Too foil.

What the fuck? What the fuck is that? What the fuck is that? This jaw is on hand, his tongue is hanging out. I don't even think you know what a pair it is. Probably not. You take 16 points of healing. I'm going to cast cure wounds at the second level.

I want to reach out and cast inflict wounds. Next time you will give me pockets of break. Does they have been using their words? I feel inspired to kill! Be using their word. Because Fancho's It's the choice of the mantras.

Yikes. Sponsress gives us choices every day. Yeah, so that's my action and my bonus action, and I used pretty much all my movement, so that's me. Okay. Good job.

It is going to, once again, turn its three heads, the jaw hang out, as his eyes flash to cast telekinesis on Toa once more to attempt to grip them and get him out of the fucking way. I'll cast counter spread a fourth level. Okay, roll for it.

All right. Yeah, I'll roll for it. What do I need to get higher than in 12? 12 or higher. What did you say banish? You got to hit 12 or higher. Counter spell. Oh.

For you, buddy. I'm trying so hard. Crushed it. Once again, it's a band. Once again, it's a, it's, uh, gangonzab. You do that and it suddenly gets to spell. And I'm not able to do that. So I'm not able to do that.

So why are you use viruses many? Um, I, so am I. So am I still grappled in restraint? What caused that effect? Apologize. It was like a term. It was like a web thing. Like four turns ago.

Oh, yes. I would say yes, your grapple and restraint still, correct. Okay. You could use your bonus action to use your wings to get out of it. That's what that's for. No, it wasn't a web thing.

It wasn't like me moving through webs. No. Oh, was it like the bad thing, the really bad thing? Were you a Cooned? Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, never mind. So you are cocooned horribly, and you're going to take some acid damage. Oh.

Oh. You should have just said for homework. How about them apples? Apples sauce, bitch. As you're grappled and restrained, and you take acid damage at the start of your turn. Yay! And for the web's, uh, see, wow, that's awful. We never do.

Two, four, eight, eight, twelve, twelve, uh, uh, 15. Fifteen. Fifteen. 15 points of acid damage. And you're still grappling them astraying and you feel like you'll keep taking acid damage if you do not do that.

You said you're hungry. For Ravioli. Oh, I will. This is not, that is not Ravioli, but thank you. How's he looking? You see as this armor is cracked. And you get the sense that if it was just

you six mortals fighting him, that you would have not stood a chance. But through your efforts and what you've been doing as these angels and this echo, you're tearing into the armor, rending the flesh and Iker is pouring out all over him. The clouds are roiling overhead, and you look around, you cannot see.

You cannot see Torval. You haven't seen him this entire time, but he is looking relatively rough. Wait, who's turn, is it? Toa's turn. Okay. Okay, so I am going to recklessly strike power attack

style. You're disadvantaged because you're restrained. But I'm recklessly attacking. And also because of that, you should be hitting, well, Toa's dissident. He's advantage anyway, because of his. So six plus 16, no, six plus 11 is

17 hit? To the big guy? Yeah, 22. Sorry, twist it? When we twist it? For an attack? Yeah. Oh, he's disadvantaged? Yeah.

Oh, he's disadvantaged? Yeah. Natural one. Okay, that's fine. I'll make another attack, okay. What am I doing? This battle is just going really well. Another six.

Okay. I love that. Bonus action would be. He'll be. Who's looking real, really? real bad. I've never looked out here in my whole life. You're looking to me and Felix is like, oh, there's a smoking a cigar,

hang out, sipping scotch. I feel like 19-hour. I can't even get over there. You're right next to me. You're right next to me. No, I'm on this square. Caprice is on this square. Oh, are you restrained?

Felix is like, he's got a long-distance. I can't move. I can't move. I'm going to drive. I'm dying. Help. I'll take it a gazpacho. Oh, I'll physically can't get you. He's got a coupon for 10% on.

They've got a buffet court itself. I will heal myself. Is it a sushi buffet? No. Sometimes little kids stick their fingers with the chocolate fountain, but just ignore it. You use healing talk on your stuff. It's going to...

That was my inspiration. Yeah. That's all thinking about how it's disgusting ballpins. As you see it, use a legendary action. ships. I'm telling you. As once again, the ground beneath you starts to rumble as it cast Wall of Thorne's in the line. Is that a spell? Yes, it is. Well, I've already used my reaction, so... I'll counter spell it. What's the fucking level? I don't care.

He's like, a buffet! No, wall of four is a seventh level, I believe. Okay, so how does that work? Six levels, six levels. So when I cast it at a four, you add your whatever your modifier is, probably five. For charisma. Yeah. Yeah, so you roll.

If you do it, if you cast it a level four, you need to hit a 12 or higher. Yeah. Like, just stop. Yikes. Those twist it. Yeah, twist it. Twist it.

Real. Do you go. Nope. More. It wasn't meant to be. It's not meant to be. But you're near us, so don't you get to plus something? No.

Oh, not saving. No. You get a wall of thorns, and you get a wall of thorns. And you get a wall of thorns. like you more than one. Let's get thorny. Okay. Yeah, it wasn't in the cards, you know?

It wasn't in the dice. You trying to put it in the same spot as last time, Mike? Uh, yes. To make it easy. All right, there we go. Everyone needs to make a dexterity saving throw for a lot. All of a sudden, my vacation in the golf is ruined. I'm gonna remember this.

My scotch is spilled, my cigar is destroyed. I fail. I automatically fail. I'm restrained. Where do I have? Disavantage. Disavantage. 26.

I failed. I failed. I'm still restrained from the last time, I think. Plus five. You gotta be fucking kids. So yeah, Derek, you get plus five, plus three. Yep, I rolled like a five. So I got a roll to see if the damage goes on my last mirror image.

16. This is just... Decks. Only 22 points if you fail. 22 points of piercing damage if you fail. If I go to 11 or higher, I don't take any damage. 11. Yes. My last mirror image explodes.

I take no damage. have to roll concentration. Is this one of those where if you pass the Dex, say, maybe you take half? Yes. Okay. So if I have Shieldmaster, I can negate that completely. That's how it works, yeah, it's decks. And evasion, we'll do the same.

If you're going to pass, you take nothing. I was on the ground. And I could use that forever. So it uses my reaction. Okay, your reaction is gone. Okay, that is its leg, I was on my ground, on the ground, and I had only just gotten healed by Herja and I'm mumbling in comprehensive.

comprehensively at this point, I try to counter spell this wall of thorns and it's, I drop unconscious, I am dying now. Oh, no. I stand up. I roll my eyes. The love birds, I'm really making this difficult with me, as I use my last of the things to heal you for whatever this thing is. Why don't you roll it for me because I'm going to do something else and I'm going

to need to roll. Do you want me to roll it? It's 48. So you could roll the 48 plus 9. Plus 9? Plus 5. Plus 5. So that's how much you heal.

And then I'm going to turn, and I'm going to look towards this thing, and I want to flavor it a little bit differently. That's cool instead of a finger thing. How are you want to do it? I'm going to turn towards this creature, and you're going to see as my eyes go completely black. My mouth drops open and scarves begin to spill out of my body,

encompassing this entire thing as I use Reaper of the Harvest. Holy shit. I need you to make a constitution saving throw. I don't know what this is. This is awesome. Yeah, I'm out of legendary resistance list. Yes, you are. I'll rule as public.

So the plus to con is... Where the fuck is the plus to con? Do it. It is also 14. Get wrecked, miss God, get wrecked. Get wrecked. Get wrecked, Miss God, get wrecked. Oh, that's one!

Get wrecked! Get wrecked! Keep the die, get wrecked. Keep the die. Okay. It was a natural one, folks. So let me see. See, hold on, I'm gonna need some D8s.

Oh, you can have all my D8. Honey, Bobo. Seven, I need one more. You get the presumption if it was actually fighting Miska that you have more than three, but you guys are angels, so it's- Oh, fuck, I'm all the most. It's all story.

Oh, really? Yeah, it's an echo. The repo with the most, this. They're saving through. I was really hoping for that natural run. That was real. Jack andville Trades is just for skill-chacks. That was great.

Correct. Make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. So my spell cast is my spellcast ability effected by Jack of All trades. I don't think that. No, I don't think so. That's for skills. Yeah, it's an ability chip versus a skill. D-C-I-E is claiming that my Jackable Trades would have been added.

I don't think so. You have to reject. It's an ability check. Zips up. Zips up. It's an ability check. It's an ability check plus your spellcasting mod. Well, how do Jackable Treats?

No, it says, it says make an ability check using your spellcasting ability. Yeah, so it's an ability. It's basically. Yes, then yes. Then yes. That if it is an ability, say, ability, it's way too late to Root- Well, sure, but next time. Well, that's-

As it begins to swarm with scarabs and they begin to devour it. I love that. Got them. You see, do it next time. You channel the power. You've just been using the power of Anubis, but you now call on the, perhaps the god of your father as, as Oss, you call Phaeris, as your mouth opens and scarabs erupt, swarming this creature of

arachnid and wolf, as it is trying to bat them away, but it is looking a lot weaker now as the scurbs fly away, and how was those 90? It was 95. And it is looking rough now. It is looking rough as the scarves fly away, you see the armor is cracked, and the clouds are very low over. overhead and you see that the battle is starting to push in the other direction. I'm just trying to make you feel better. Okay, with that, it is, oh, but I can use a... I will say, because you would have passed it anyway, the wall of thorn is gone now, because it would have passed. So it still does the initial damage, just to make that fair.

But if you would have passed with your Jack of all trades, jackable trades. I'm not sure that I would have. I honestly. But we just know for next time. I would say yeah I would say it's two. Right. I don't have extra time. I don't know. Okay. Fair enough. Then it's still there. That is still there. Oh, with that. Yeah, too. With that. With that. Yeah. With that. But for next time. Caprice is right next to it, right? You do. I think there was a good call out. I'm okay. You do take Max healing because she's a grave clerk and you were at zero. Oh, yeah. That's true. Oh, yeah. Sorry about that. You're right.

69? Thanks May. Nice. Thanks for the call out, Jack. You're standing too, right, Iris? Yes, yes. So the person, the all person is down is Caprice. Yes. He's looking weak, and so Miska's starting to look weak now.

As it leans in and tries to bite with its horrible wolf face. Disadvantage, right? Because of to him? No, I didn't hit him. No, he didn't hit him. He's advantaged, so let's see if I credit him. Nope. And it sinks in.

I'm going to roll some damage here real quick. Apologies. Is he on his turn or is he still a heat early on his... That is a legendary action. Okay. Dirus just went. So I'm going to do some piercing damage first, and you didn't need to make a DC-22 con saving throw rolls.

It would be a lot more damage from poison. I'm totally fine. Nice. Nice. Maybe he passed. Hell. Yeah. 23 points of piercing damage, and you manage to resist the poison that's seeping from the fangs.

And with that, it is Capricester. Capitius. That's the last up to the lettering actions. Capricer up. I'll stand up as well. Yes, I can. Perfect. He's looking pretty rough.

I look around and all of the chaos is happening. They're not singing anymore. I'll just lean forward and I'll go. And I'll cast synaptic static. At this level, it needs to make an intelligent saving throw, DC-17. Int. Int. The worst.

I thought I'm trying to make a charisma, but I figured that might be good, but... Oh, that's what I agree. Int? Oh, well, this is motherfucker fraud. I rule the Natty, too. End him. End him. End him.

It's more a matter that this genuinely turns the rest of the battle. It's 86 damage, which is great. Psychic, if he's no resistant or any of these things. However, it's not the damage that's meaningful. And the radion, no, we're going to the radium. Yes, and radio. And I'll just do all. Oh, yeah, you get it's all the same,

so it's all straight. Oh yeah? Yeah, so. 4D8, yeah. No of those. Oh, 48, thank you. Wow, I can do dice. Five, I don't know, I can.

10, 15, 18 points of psychic damage, and then. Please, help yourself. Yep, I'm going to. And then eight, there you go, what are that. 14, 22 points of radiant damage. How many T6 total is the spell? Eight. You only rolled six.

You're right. Can you just give me the straight total? What was the total of the cycle damage? Oh my god damn. Oh, my God. You never touched it. 18 plus 22, 22 plus. That was 22.

So 44. 44 points of damage total. And moving forward, it has muddled thoughts for one minute. During that time for the next 10 rounds, It rolls a D6 and subtracts the number, rolled from all of its attack rolls, ability checks, as well as its constitution saving throws to maintain concentration. You can make an intelligence saving throw at the end of each of your turnstained.

I would like to ask you, how do you want to do that? Jesus. Respectful DM was waiting for you to finish. I appreciate that. Yeah. I'm at the end of my song. That's literally how the song ends is when I whispered, Gaspachos. And I'm hitting it where it hurts the most.

It's intelligence. It's shown so much in the, like it's animalistic, but I am trying to crush its mind from within. I want all of the Icar pouring out of its body to stop and slut out of its head. Its ears, it sticks eyes. It basically turns into a massive sprinkler pouring in every direction before finally popping

and then falling limp to the ground. You do that, and as you call out the word Gaspacho, the psychic magic starts to mind melt. It's all three heads, as all six of its eyes start to go wide with maddening thoughts itself, normally driving others mad. You see Bhati by the thousands being slain, demons by even more so being slain.

And as the, you seemingly unable to believe that the prince of demons, the prince of the Oberaths, possibly you can see by its pride, perhaps the most powerful being on this current plane, seems to be absolutely flabbergasted. And you hear a sickening, chittering, and howling as its eyes burnt, out and its mind goes blank,

and it finally becomes weakened enough. It collapses forward. Still it lives. It is the Prince of Demons. However, you see a flash, a flash of golden light, molten light, as you see a flutter of wings, as out from the cloud cover,

rockets, dive bombs, Torval and Vald Anvilhard, wielding the rod of law. Hell yeah. Getting ready to swing down and smash into it. And you see that Miska the Wolf Spider is not able to do anything about it. As it's getting ready to hit him, as you see this mighty swing, as he is in this form an angel of Morden himself,

smashes into the carapace as it ruptures. And you see the chaotic nature of Miska, this pure being of chaos, of chaotic evil, starts to lose its form and start to shrink and be contained into a smaller form. And you see for just a split second, moving lightning fast, another flash above you. You see wings, but it is not an angel.

Dive bombing directly after Torvald. You see a muscular humanoid creature, four dark wings, wielding a massive great sword, a jagged beak on its head with tufts looking like razors raging up, wearing nothing more than a brutal toga as its razor-sharp avian talons are hanging behind it as it dive bombs. following Torvald. And you see two eyes. Look at you, Caprice, as it dives down and suddenly it's as if all of a sudden time returns and it bursts. And in a flash of light, the rod of law splinters

its blood coating it. Seven pieces erupt and fly off out of sight. And with a brutal flash, of golden blue light, you are blinded. And as soon as your vision returns, both Meska the Wolf Spider and Pizzou are gone. And you hear a horrific demonic upheaval

as you hear the screams, but not of the Vati, but of, they hear like sound like demonic screams, As the Vati crash against the hordes of demons, you see the lesser Tanari, the lesser demon subjugated, suddenly lose whatever control there was, and to their chaotic nature,

they turn against their masters. You see the ancient elder race of demons suddenly start to be fighting off, not just the Vati, but all of their subjugated slaves and foot soldiers. It is an absolute route, as the oberths begin to retreat, as they are torn apart by effectively a chaotic,

a united front, half of the demons going for the body, half of them going for the oberths. And they seem to be absolutely routed. And all the while you see the humming glow of the seal beneath you, or behind you. Suddenly, your consciousness returns.

You are standing. In the forge, Torvald is before you. All remnants of that black Iker. Now gone. As you see before you, glowing in this beautiful light in the mold, a glave, a weapon, an improved rod of law. And that is where we'll end the session. Well done.

Thank you, Mike. Seriously done. Well done. Incredible. Thank you. My goodness. Thank you so much for listening to the Legends of Aventras podcast. We hope you enjoyed the session.

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