Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 50 | Hungry Like the Wolf: Part 2
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Welcome to Legends of Aventress.
I'm Felix Ackerman and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings.
Here's what happened last time.
The head of this vulture-like entity stares down with this wicked glee
as it looks onto the castle.
And you see now Escher in his clothing now is whipping in the wind,
as his hair is falling suit completely drenched now.
as the rain drenches, all of you,
as you hear the voice boom out again,
and it says,
down Kreskov, now you see the price of your betrayal.
You see that me destroying your castle
is not going to.
at all as delicious as stealing your daughter.
My name is Count Escher Kreskov.
I come seeking Count Alexei von Zaravish
to warn him of the dangers
that his thundering towards Borovia
we mean you no harm, quite the opposite.
And you see as the one at the lead,
steps forward and reaches up and grabs
grabs the helmet and pulls it off when we see a shining, shimmering, blonde hair fall out
at about shoulder length.
As a middle-aged man who is very strikingly handsome, strong features,
looks at Escher and then at all of you.
You have found me.
My name is Alexei von Zorovi, the Count of this valley.
It looks back and says, are you going to be all right?
Yeah, we'll be fine.
I think we've escaped burning of that, so I've all built him here.
Yeah, it's pretty normal for us.
Pretty good talking to people.
So, one of the guards stays behind,
and as you see, the knights all take off,
as they ride into this village that surrounds the castle.
It's sprawling, it really looks like a city
as they ride off.
And the knight that stays behind
gives you the directions to where the Vastani camp is,
the primary one and tells you that there's a basically a town, small town that's, you know,
despite it being mostly tense and temporary structures, it's pretty built up and that you can
just walk in and you'll be, you'll be welcome before allowing you to go about your evening
dream. Unless there's anything you'd like to ask them. I got nothing. That's the inquisitive one.
I feel like their respect that I want to show is not trying to pry away all of their questions.
I just want to be like, okay, thank you for the hospitality.
And we'll be on our own.
Seconded.
We'll just try not to make any trouble.
Are we going to be safe here?
Are there any customs we should abide by?
The guard assures you that you will be safe, that they are friendly,
and that the Mastani are the...
that the humans of the city of New Zorovic,
the town that the city that is around Castle Morovia
is that they're becoming increasingly more nervous and skittish
as rumors about abductions and howling in the surrounding hills
and the beast will, as it's come to be called.
in recent years
has been getting more intense
and people are very much on edge.
And do we, like, have a sense
that the beastwood is that kind of circle
for us, that's the black trees?
You're able to do this very easily,
and I'll just say it, right?
Is that the lizard cultists
have basically been, like, sneaking in
probably for a long time,
tapping them of all of their dragonfire oil,
which kills the tree,
gives it the face and you realize now the true nature of what what they were doing
and that they've been able to to do that and now they're obviously all day but that was that it was
it seemed it would you get the sense that it would have taken decades to to to uh tap as many
trees as they had but basically the remnants of that sprawling mixing in with the classic
dark dark black forests of Schathrano really kind of create this this this
forest called the beast word as we are moving towards the Vestani camp what would
I know about werewolves how about history well yeah history talked to you
advantage being striggin that's 20 history will be in 29
Um, we're still rolling like hot fire.
You really are.
I would say.
It says orange dice.
That you think back to when you first encounter, count as cross.
And you thought about, and saw that thing, and you thought about all of the lore and what you had known about vampires and it being such a part of the stories told.
As children, you knew that they were real.
Very similar to worlds.
You know that these are humanoids that can take animal shape, wolf-wolf-shaped,
not just and you would always wonder.
And the stories always were that there were large wolf packs not that far from Kesselph.
And he would tell Milo when he wasn't behaving that those were were were wolves out,
that the howling that he heard would be the werewolves who would snatch him up and tear him from him.
And maybe you wouldn't have done that, but it would be a scary story.
It would be a scary story that it would be told.
And basically the classic folklore that most of its common knowledge amongst us would be common knowledge in Koravakia,
as well as all sorts of spooky creatures.
So then my only other question is, how often did these things leak from Skeithronil into Korovacia?
and that the town guard would have to deal with things like that.
Often, not very often.
I would say that you've never heard of an actual werewolf sighting.
I would say that you know historically that werewolves,
I would say that historically with that, the role that you got,
that werewolves you knew historically would have been,
that they were in Corvacchio,
and that they especially were in Skeffin.
Okay.
And that there hadn't really been any sightings in a very long time,
especially since you've been in life.
Got it. Cool.
And yes, I would say, I would say with that role,
you would have known that several centuries ago,
that there was a common, relatively common that the border towns
would have to deal with lichen throw grades,
particularly whale wolf friends
and some towns entirely got wiped out
but ever since then
in recent years that there haven't been
in sightings at all
which you know that having to deal with
the nightnairs from Skaffernil
was obviously a relief to be
so whether we're being escorted or we're just walking
as a group towards this this Sani camp
I'm not being escorted I was saying basically you were able to talk
I would just be I would just be
in an overly matter-of-fact way, not realizing that it's kind of like a horrifying fact,
I'd be recanting this history and just like trying to pass the time and like looking at
the like Toa's face as I'm like talking about like, like, can't be, like, anthropy raids and things.
It almost doesn't register to me that it's like actually a scary thing.
I'm just like telling history and trying to tell stories and like give some back stories
as we travel.
Yeah.
Well, I think so it's terrible.
I mean, I'm glad that when you were growing up, they weren't really.
a thing, but I mean, it was sort of like a like a like a boogieman that at least kept you out of the woods,
right? I mean, I guess you're right. I never really thought of it that way. I guess I just kind
of accepted it as a story, as a part of history, and it was just the way things were. But no, I mean,
I personally have never seen one. Yes, the history of the sightings have been long before I was ever
alive, so I guess that's kind of a good point. I mean, if that girl had just been afraid of
werewolves or some other kind of buggy man, maybe she wouldn't have been captured. I mean, even
I had a boogie man growing up.
Really?
Yeah.
His name was Hector Mancrab.
What?
Hector Mancrab.
Hector Mancrab?
Yes.
It was very terrifying.
Yeah, and you were scared of this Hector mangrob?
Very scared.
Imagine a man crab, a crab the size of a man or a Goliath in this case.
And his name was Hector?
His name was Hector, yes.
And why, is there a story behind him?
There was that
We used to sing a song about him
This song about Hecta Mancrab
I would love to hear of the mom
Who I said, Paul my ukulee
Are you sure it's kind of scary?
I mean we've got a lot of time to kill
It's very scary
I think we can handle it
We fought a golden dragon
All right
Just get ready to be very scared
All right
Hector Mancrap
I'm ready
I'll provide a little background
Who leaves in the coconut under a tree
Hector Mancrap
You can join in with me.
Oh, I didn't realize it was audience participation.
Cight and this orange and angry is he?
Hector, man, crab.
If keeping your fingers is something you wish.
Hector man crab.
Then stay close to shore and feed him some fish.
Hector man crab.
And then the rest is just Hector man, crab.
Hector man, just a few more time.
Hector man crab.
I just want to ask you a question and I don't want you to be offended.
Are you still scared of Hector Mancraft?
I don't think he exists.
Well, I've never seen him.
Yeah, so then you don't know that he doesn't exist.
I think they just told us that so that we didn't go out into the ocean and die and drown.
Yeah, I need to talk to you.
I need to ask you a question.
When is the last time that you did some fish for happy Michael?
Since I was a boy, I mean, I was very young.
I mean, it made me fish a lot. I like fish every day, and I would just throw it right big in the ocean to feed Hecta man crab.
Although he lived in a coconut under a tree. Why did I...
Out of character, how tall is Tela?
He is close to eight feet. He looks seven and a half eight people come.
Toa, again, I don't mean to be rude, but you're nearly eight feet tall. You weigh something like 600 pounds.
You could literally tear me in two pieces, and you're scared of a crab that's like the size of a man.
Well, if I could tear you into two pieces, imagine what head of man crab could do to me.
Think of it.
He's probably twice my height.
He can snip me in half with one claw.
If he exists, I mean, I'm not thinking he exists.
I think he just kept me safe and out of the water, so I didn't go, you know, on the ocean at night and have a cramp and drown after dinner.
Well, thank you for sharing that tribal tale with us.
That was very kind of you.
For sharing some of your history with some of my history.
I'm just saying it's, you know, I don't think you, I don't think you can see.
Well, maybe we can rely on Caprice to come up with some sort of
werewolf awareness song that maybe we'll prevent future kidnappings.
I mean, I would be all for that.
A werewolf?
A werewolf.
That is a great working title.
You are a master of poetry and the,
the written word. I'll get the look on it.
Well, you could use, I mean, if you wanted to do it to the tune of Hictor Mencreb,
I mean, that'd be fine. I wouldn't be...
It would definitely be a new one in Corvacia and Skephor.
Who lives in the beastie wood, under some trees.
There's a star.
I'll think about it.
I mean, no pressure.
You know, there's just like the lives of innocent children at stake.
Anyway, I just want to go...
He's in the creative mode.
Well, I'm just saying that.
The existence of some kind of bogeyman is very important for young children,
and I think we should establish some horrific, terrifying thing that will rip you from them.
As long as you don't upset the counter, all right?
We are in his town, in his village, and he's watching over these people, and we do need to respect that.
I would think that you would be gung-ho about that.
Yeah, of course, of course.
We can talk about the Aware Wolf song later.
No, he said it, not me.
Oh, it was all him.
Well, he said it first.
Yeah, he said it first.
A were aware of it.
Like, Aware.
Oh, I thought he was just talking about a werewolf.
No, he said it.
And you said, oh my God, it's a pun.
Well, I...
The puns aren't really your thing.
They're more caprices.
I was...
That's why I said that he's a mastery of poetry in the written word.
He's truly a clever individual.
Anyway, we should probably just get to Canada.
We're mad-hand first.
We're just like standing there in the middle of a son of
can't have this conversation not realize we arrived.
The rest of the entire walk, I'm humming Hector Mancrab also.
You walk, the location of the camp is not far, not too far.
And as you finish the discussion about Hector Mancrab, you see that while the rest of the valley
as it's approaching midnight has gone to sleep, that it's mostly done.
dark to sleep, very faint and few and far between lights that dock this valley. There is a warm glow
emanating from this clearing in these beautiful dragon flame trees, not too far from the village
that is just down the road. And you can see one of the guard towers of this walled town
off down around a bend in the road.
And you actually realize that the terrain of this road
is, of this valley, is far less treacherous.
It is still treacherous, but not nearly as brutal
as the rest of Scephron.
And despite that,
you still get the sense that it would be difficult
for most of the horses.
that you've seen in Corvaccia to traverse, especially the speeds that Alexia of his knights
made it. You get the sense that whatever horses that they had been riding are able to handle
that kind of terrain. And you see the warm glow, and then as you approach, you hear the sound
of music sailing through the air on the cool night breeze. You hear the drums, and
You hear these stringed instruments and various horns playing as the smell of cooking food hits your nostrils,
drifting just like the, just like the music, and the smell of a large roaring fire, the ash and the coals drifting through the air, and it seems so inviting.
As you see these large tents of brilliant colors erected in this clear end,
as you hear the voices of singing and cheering and laughing people,
as you see that there are no walls to this camp that's the garden, the night was right.
It looks like town.
But of all these these these these tense and you hear the,
the sound of hooves on the ground and the occasional whinnying of horses,
as you make your way to this large encampment,
as you hear the creaking of wheels as someone passes you leading a horse
that's a wagon full of all sorts of strange-looking relics and artifacts and knit-knacks.
And despite your strangeness to this valley,
they don't even give you a second look as you enter the Vastani camp.
What's a girl got to do to get a second look around here?
I think we should take that with a little bit of grace and be happy that we're not drawing unwanted attention.
But more importantly, I smell food and it smells really good.
And as much as I appreciate Escher's hospitality, this smells like really, really good.
I mean, they'll probably maybe perhaps feed us dinner if we could pay them for it too.
I mean, of course.
Let's go buy some food.
Absolutely, yeah, we have to do that.
I'm really hungry.
I agree.
Look around and you see that they're, you have to kind of dodge out of the way as you hear laughing
as three children are chasing each other, despite it being close to midnight.
As they're laughing and you see that one is, um,
that the one in the back has a shaggy thing that looks almost like a wolf pelt over
over his head as he's raising his hand and he's going to eat you up and he's chasing these two
girls that are laughing as they're running away hey that kind of looks like loopie and you
you see and you see them running off as you then turn towards the smell of food and you see
that there's on the
large fire, that there's several spits
and on one is a whole
goat. You see another one that has a
whole bowl that are just
roasting and there's also these larger
ovens that seem to have rows
and rows of baking
bread. Oh man,
look at that. Oh, man.
I feel like we haven't had a hot meat on a while.
I haven't had a whole bowl
roasted over a fire and
since I left home.
And then you hear a voice shout out.
You can be hearing voices.
And one shouts out very clearly in your direction.
As you turn and you see a large,
a large man with dark hair and olive skin
and all sorts of rings and jewelry and colorful clothing.
as he has a huge belt
all sorts of trinkets and knick-knacks.
I slowly reach my hand into my cloak, my jacket.
I look like I'm tuning my answer.
And he was like, and feel exactly,
man, and, oh, capricio de sesto, and in life,
in the iris of these hands.
I turn to who do I see?
And you see this large man that is not quite as tall.
false toa, but definitely taller than the rest of you.
As he walks forward, as you see that as a dark hair
and a great big bushy beard, as he looks forward,
you are heroes of legend!
I have heard your stories in Erios.
I recognize the group of you!
I have heard the feet of the elder Tempies and flamebender
who rose from the ground!
What to me?
Sacrifice of your mother that saved Calviri.
Yeah.
From the dragon fire of the cult of the dragon god that protects her very, very, warped and corrupted.
His wishes were.
I have seen and heard your stories in the great, in the great masquerade.
Are we famous?
Lephanius.
I did kill, I killed a guy named Flamebender.
I did.
He was a big volcano guy.
the end. Hold on. Hold on. How do you know all of this?
Look you're listening. We're famous.
There was a great play with all of your deeds.
In Kaliri. I just returned from Erios.
Oh, man.
With my family and friends we performed.
There was, there was a, I met, and, the patron who invited us and gave us of the
one of the most generous donations.
It was a vaccine just like you, Iris of the Sands.
Warriors Heart!
She invited us in and then we...
Oh, we went to Kourvakia and they did not care for us.
Very bad.
No one wanted us to perform or it was a bad decision.
The Warriors Heart lives in Kaleri now, like up in the trees?
She said she was visiting.
So let me get the street.
You put on the plane.
Who I saw the play?
Who put on the plane?
It was heracle crime, and there was miserable folk, and I saw some gnomes in Tabaxi, and it was a beautiful sight.
I guess they must be telling me.
There was a bug bear that played you.
A gnome played you.
Well, that's kind of weird.
I mean, I'm not...
You were taller than I wouldn't have expected.
Yeah, I mean, like a human...
male. I'm like, almost six feet tall. I tell people I'm six feet tall, but I'm not quite six feet tall.
The point is, they must be telling the story of what happened while we were there. Are they
celebrating us? I don't want people just like telling people about us. That could be dangerous.
Is it a good thing? We're famous. I don't know if being famous is a good thing, Luffy.
Why not? Because we've been doing a lot of really important and dangerous work, and part of that has been us keeping a low profile.
And now, somehow you know our names.
I don't know.
It doesn't sit right with me.
So change your name.
It's easy, peasy, if you're so nervous.
I guess I could go back by whatever it was,
sundew power bottom, or whatever it was.
Oh, I was just looking through my notes.
I haven't.
It's Albert Sunshot Power Bottom.
It was something like Albert Sunshot Power.
I can maybe check onto the third
in case that's too soon what I was using before.
This is great.
No, her reputation.
Felix? This is fantastic news.
What's your name, friend?
My name is Alessandro.
Alessandro, my name is Capri Cirode.
Ceree, you can call me Capri.
I'm sorry, I completely forgot my manners.
I didn't mean to freak out.
Felix Ackerman.
I know who you are.
It is, I'm sure you have not heard of me.
But it is, great on.
I am butting a humble magician.
My tricks and the magic that I perform
is nothing.
Compared to the greatness I have heard, is it all around these stories true?
Well, I mean, from what you've told us, it certainly sounds like there hasn't been any embellishment,
and everything that happened was factual into history.
Well, you can't, you, you will be my, you can stay with me and my family.
You are welcome here.
It will be a great honor.
Would you like, are you hungry?
Would you like, yes, yes, if you're offered a, no, he's, certainly.
Yeah, we were just actually looking for Zoombrough.
And you don't have to put us out for free.
We don't want to impose upon you.
We're happy to...
But if you do, we wouldn't say no.
To pay or to trade or help or something.
We're actually here to help.
There's the whole thing we're trying to figure out.
But that's neither here nor there.
The point is food would be great, and we appreciate your hospitality.
If there's anything we can do for you while we're here, we're happy to help.
Yes, of course.
The rest of my family is sleeping.
We, we, not too long ago, arrived back from a long journey from Corapagli after performing in Irios,
and one of our own went missing, and it was, it's been hard on the rest of us.
What was the, the, the, the beast over there?
Yes, of course.
We've been hearing that a lot.
We're really sorry to hear about your loss.
It was my fault.
Thank you.
You are too kind.
we should have pushed through.
The horses were tired,
and I decided I made the decision
to not push through the night.
And when we camped,
not very far from the valley,
that is when she disappeared.
There's no way to know
that that was the reason for any of that.
You may have been raided.
Perhaps more lives were lost
if you've been tired to push through
in that way.
It was my decision
as the leader of that caravan.
Now there are two of us missing, but mother.
Anyway, no time for such sad things.
No, I...
But we have been...
We have just recently stopped looking for that...
That is why we're in my family.
Are filled with sorrow and are in for the evening.
But I am here.
I am your couple of people.
I don't want to open up any wounds that are...
working on healing or belabor the point, but if you tell us who these people are and just
keep this between us, we're looking for missing people, and if you describe them, we will
absolutely look for it. I don't really know, we don't know what's going on here, but I'm
dedicating myself to finding these people. We know that there have been children missing,
and my own brother is missing, and I'm not going to rest until I find him or these kids,
and anybody else you may have gone missing
so if you just describe them we can
we can try to help
of course
even for Ravis starni
it doesn't matter who
the point is that these people
are
whatever's going on is
evil
and it's really bad
and we're going to get to the bottom of it one way or another
you ruin our heroes
you
have an eternal friend
and Alessandro the cash
and he
I don't know about heroes
He grabs your arm and he shakes it.
Come, come, do you prefer pork or goat?
Both?
Pork for me.
And he triple servings for my friend Telo.
I know.
And you all make yourself comfortable.
And he pulls out.
And you see there's actually a great number of wooden benches,
this large man.
who grabs one end and he waves his hand and a magical purple hand appears in thin air
and helps him carry the bench and place it down.
And he calls over some friends who are playing music and they start to perform a song
and they're all laughing and dancing.
And he waves his hand and the purple hand continues to float and carve off a large.
a large, just two massive
trades of sliced pork and goat
with bread
and
and basically
I wish it was real.
These small tables
get pulled
dragged in the middle of all of you
and this kind of this communal style of eating
as some of the bastani come in and grab some as well
and they're whispering
and they say they'll come up and they shake your hand.
The ones seem to have
the story seems to have spread
as soon as that caravan got back, they had been telling the story that they had seen.
How accurate is the story in this play, like, from what we're hearing?
Does it sound embellished at all?
Absolutely.
Okay.
Absolutely.
It sounds like the...
It says like Hilari had literally burnt to the ground.
And then when Alkira, the Thunder Fury, emerged, the trees re-grew in the city, and everyone was raised from the dead.
And it sounded like that the story...
story of the fist fight with Toa, or not a fist fight, the one-on-one between Toa and Makutu.
Thank you.
I don't know how it was...
It went through my notes.
It was funny.
Is that when he transformed, the rest of you didn't join in, and Toa transformed into a giant sea elemental.
Oh!
It's basically volcano versus ocean and wind that basically...
It's pretty cool.
It's kind of cool.
I don't know I did.
It's cool.
and very similar embellishments.
And it seemed like there was a great leader of the group
as Warriors' Hark, who seemed to be the leader of the group
in that situation.
I see.
I see.
And everyone, like, she was really the coolest,
and everyone really loved her.
And everyone said that, you know, she wasn't,
they weren't as strong as she was.
And that was a little bit of embellish.
And then obviously, the bug bear Zorbach got,
it was, there was basically constant.
constant ferreality.
And actually, there was a full C plot of a romance that they had.
Oh.
God, Caprices were ripping out his hair.
He's so...
He's so mad.
He's so mad.
He's so mad.
And what is the name of this trip that is putting on these plays?
Oh.
He steals the bag of holding and pulls out a portable hole out of his jacking.
So yes, it's very...
The Kaleri Treetop players.
That's actually the name of it.
Yes!
The Kaleary Treetop players.
Yeah, 100%.
The Kaleary Treetop players.
And...
What was the name of Owl Jones?
I'm trying to... I haven't been able to find...
Of the guy who turned into the Tempest?
You mean?
No, no, no.
That was Comedest.
The young owl that we like...
Oh, the yellow guy.
You know, I actually...
That was what I was looking for too.
I honestly forget.
Defected, basically.
Yes, he's basically the new leader.
His mother was...
You get the sense that he didn't...
No.
He wasn't dumb.
He was timid.
Yeah, he was very timid.
He was...
He watched his matriarch of his family get murked by Combinus.
We had the reconfent him.
I was looking for that.
I don't...
I don't...
I don't...
I don't...
I don't...
You're pulling back stuff that happened in, like, May 2018.
It's like crazy.
Yeah.
I got to find that.
Oberos.
Oberos, that's right.
Thank you.
Oh, look that.
Obrose Minerva, yeah, thank you.
And you get the sense that he,
that Alessandro and his troop
and his caravan didn't really necessarily mingle
with the current nobility,
but he tells you
that a great number of elevators and ramps had been installed.
in this point. And there was actually,
and that many of the forest dwellers were also now living,
or the forest floor dwellers were living in Kaleri and the other towns as well.
And there was a lot more intermingling, and he excitedly,
but it was a little bit more trepidious about mentioning several of the,
something that probably gave you a little bit of applause,
as he's telling about his time in Kaleri.
is the number of Korvokian soldiers that seem to be there as well.
Like around the city?
Yep, yep.
And you know that there had been peace.
Right.
And a treaty that had been signed.
And the ravens flying around as well.
So you, you, but it is very highly embellished.
and you're able to enjoy a great feast of a meal.
He brings out a huge, a huge, yeah, basically a big clay jar of wine.
And he fills up all of your cups.
And he, he, he sits down and he takes a plate for himself.
And he's like, I cannot believe.
That meant my own, my own kind of soup thing and breaking bread with me.
I was the heroes.
And where is his heart?
This the love story with Zorbeck.
It was beautiful.
I would just make me weave.
I would just take my hat off and like,
he runs his fingers, his ringed fingers through his beard as he thinks.
And his faces is almost overly dramatically.
filled tears, fake tears.
I, um,
she has, uh, she's doing her own thing.
She's on her own past right now.
She's with her father.
Yes, she's with her father.
They, I don't know if they, uh...
I know that that was what she was looking for.
I am so happy for her.
There you go.
Uh, and the...
thing with Zorbeck.
Then finally, they can all live together.
Oh, it is a beautiful thing to see.
No, Zorbeck, he also is on his own path.
They unfortunately had to part ways.
That is not what he plays, but you lived there.
Well, no, I mean, when does the play exactly stop telling our story?
Because we're still alive and having adventures.
I mean, it's a good point.
I mean, a lot's happened since
everyone leaves happily ever after
and the three tops and they all took a bow.
The players, oh, it was beautiful.
I wish.
I'm going to start making costumes
to tell the same story
and put on the same play here.
Well, if you want,
I think one of the very small ways
that we could pay you back for all of this
hospitality is maybe tell you
some of our new adventures that
nobody's really heard about yet and maybe you...
Is equal.
Perhaps another arc or another act.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you could tell more tales.
That we will put on a far better and more accurate representation in production.
This guy's my...
Than the three top players!
And he extends his hand and there's a big poof of firework-looking sparks of magic
as it swirls around.
and he's beaming at you, and his large gut is almost kind of swaying as he moves.
This large reverious man as he is immediately, he immediately pulls up a chair with this very plush pillow on.
And he sits down, you must tell me all of your adventures, I will completely
memory um i i have an idea and and i huddle up and i say uh caprice you want to take the lead
and actually telling the story and and maybe adding some music and you can back them up with the
ukulele and and put in some some things here and there and luffy maybe do some interpretive dance
and add your own little flare to it uh i have an idea of what i can do with the campfire all right
where we are there's so much information that we can't reveal i what do you just give her
Give him the gist of the epic battle with Rajani and how we learned that she was this horrific cult leader.
And, you know, we can tell the story of defeating the dragon.
That's a classic.
Oh, I got it.
Okay.
So my goal is while we do this joint storytelling, I want to basically control flame at the part of us fighting Rajani and have like the fire dance and turn into like a flaming dragon,
with us, like, dancing around it and, like, fighting it and, like, trying to do, like, a cool little
control flame thing to, like, help Caprice tell the story of the epic battle with Rajani
and while, you know, everybody's doing their thing.
It would be impossible for me to tell a story in nothing but, like, pros or, like, rhyming
prose or song.
Like an epic poem.
It would absolutely be epic poem style, and I could start with us traveling over land from, um,
the New York City
Caliery
Thank you
Caleri over the mountains
fighting a Yeti
and
arriving at the York
town
our defense is being down
you know
trusting this person
implicitly
these kinds of details
Oh Captain Freeman
lost his hand
and slowly beat up
and then that god turned into
an artist turned him into a gnome
Remember that part?
You know maybe
we can tell the story
and they can choose to
whatever parts they want to kill.
Oh, okay.
Oh, we definitely do the resurrection moment, for sure.
Yeah.
The reincarnation moment, right?
Infernity, reincarnation moment.
And that moment could use a little possess, perhaps a green gnome.
Uh, I don't know.
Okay.
Oh, see, it's more exciting?
Well, yeah, wait till you hear his, I have a story, uh, well, uh, he,
yes, green gnome's great.
Green gnome's great.
I cannot wait to see how he lives happily ever after.
I don't know. I just look at Caprice and I'm like,
I can't tell that part of the story.
I would like you to make a performance check of advantage.
As Felix is helping you with,
both of you are using magic, dancing flames.
Lofties interpretive dance and, and, uh,
I'm playing some ukule.
Your music, right, backing up, uh,
yeah, just very lightly, you know what I mean?
A performance check at advantage?
Yep, 29.
29.
Alessandro is absolutely
enthralled by the story. He is laughing.
He is crying. He's cheering.
As you're telling the story,
you all are able to
tell and embellish
however much you want.
And he probably knows that you're embellishing, but he doesn't care.
He's all in and offers ways to embellish it himself.
And obviously, Herja exits the story
as the golden dragons,
you know, captures them up the father and daughter.
And her final,
words to you is, you know, I will return to you, my love, Caprice, and Zorbeck really sucks.
And I just make that a really nice crime.
I want everyone to know that Zorbeck sucks.
And he's a smelly, but, fair.
I know.
I know.
Yes.
You actually tell him it was a gnome because he was actually a half-lane.
I wasn't sure if you told him it was actually a gnome.
I didn't remember that
Fair enough
If he was transformed into a halfling, I guess we would have
I guess we would have fit and kept that accurate
Okay, I wasn't sure if that would be
That was probably just us for him too years ago
Yeah, I would say that we would just be spending the evening
Trying to entertain these people
Who are being so hospitable to us
As a way to thank them in a minor way
Yes, okay, and you do that
And afterwards
the plates are empty, the meal
It is delicious
and
as far as delicious
as surprisingly delicious
as Brutus's cooking blocks
there's something about
the Vastani cooking as simple as it is
that just makes it feel all the more hardling
and you feel a warmth
and despite
you know traveling on the backs of these massive gargles
and this land of death there is life here
and all of the Vastani that see you
there is no sort of strip
they don't seem to care at all that you're
a Goliath, the DeBakse, that you're not, that
her Coravocchio, right?
They welcome you into the camp all the same.
And
are we like celebrities? Like, are people like
whispering? Yes, oh, yeah, right? I'm looking at it.
Oh, man, that would make feelings so uncomfortable.
I'm weirdly picturing the, like,
in Return of the Jedi
when after, after they finally make peace with all
the fuzzy...
Ewox. Ewox.
I'm trying to say, what?
but that's not right. All the Ewks at that point, they're just like so about them and just talking and I don't know. That's not
Oh, yeah. And afterwards, Alessandro
He slaps his name and he looks at all of you
I
Misha is going to
Lose her mind when she gets to meet you
I almost want to wake her up right now, but I'm glad that she's able to get some sleep and
It's things she has been down lately, not for some normal selves.
What's a girl?
She was very good friends with the child movement missing seven weeks ago.
And Sofia was like another mother to her. It was like an aunt.
She was like a sister to me.
And what's the name of the kid?
Her name is my...
Well, it's, I hope she will turn up, Velasca.
So again, if you can keep this...
keep this between us.
Because we don't want to spread fear or confusion or any kind of false hope.
Well, from what we understand, she's just one of the many children who have gone missing.
We are going to retire. Thank you all very much.
I'm divine, okay.
And he guides you all into one of the tents that's there.
Strike the set, everybody.
And you see that the...
that several of the musicians go off to sleep,
but there are a couple that still continue to play a little bit together,
and there still seem to be lingering in the camp,
and it's probably approaching two in the morning now.
As there is some that's coming to this camp, but there's still life here.
And you see that there's a series of tents,
and one seems to be completely dark,
and another that's not too far from it.
Alcandro leads you into,
and it's filled with this rich burning incense,
and it's glowing with this strange, shimmering, purplish light.
As he snaps his fingers and waves his hand
as the tent illuminates.
And you see that there's a number of pillows
sit around in a table, and he places the jug of wine
and has his floating magical hand
a poor ladle out another drink for all of you.
Uncharacteristically, I've been imbibing all evening.
Yeah.
Because I've swept up in the fanfare and the really just lovely atmosphere.
So we sit down and I say, I don't know why, but you can ask my friends, I'm usually a pretty distrustful person,
but I feel like I can trust you.
This wine is really fantastic, by the way.
It's very good.
And I want to...
The wizard's vine.
Before you leave, I must take, I must send some away with you.
Well, that would be lovely.
I know Lofdi's favorite thing in the world is wine.
Wichers wine.
You're a wizard.
I am a wizard.
It's for you, Felix.
Maybe I could make this.
We're getting distracted.
Do I have to see the one?
Uh, one.
This would be ill.
From the, from the, the, monster.
From Bratugger.
From Bratoguba.
Rasa guba.
I want to say that we'd prank all that one.
Well, she had the unlimited wine skin.
Oh, she did.
Yes, but that was not.
Well, no, I thought it had like special properties
and we used it up.
Actually, I, to have some left.
I will say that for all of the people
who have a little cask left of the street.
I have a cask of Loplore's Revelry.
Okay.
So it is the special line.
Well, it's a beer.
It's a beer.
A beer. But yeah.
Do you want, do you,
Do you want to break into this?
I've carried a really long way, so, I mean...
You know...
You don't even keep in there.
I mean, look inside.
I mean, this is, like, really trippy stuff.
I open the bag of holding.
Don't get you close.
Don't put your hand there.
We're getting you distracted.
Yeah, I just...
They're being so kind to us
and sharing all these wonderful things.
I just, you know, let's trade.
I mean, I wouldn't say no if we wanted to just crack into that, too.
I know this isn't like the happiest party time,
Well, I but...
Well, I could be.
It could be.
Look at this guy.
I love to you the cast.
Trading gifts and culture between new friends is one of life's great friends.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
I mean, thank you, my new friends.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
Cheers.
I am feasting and drinking with heroes.
I have always wanted to go to kiss time and never had a chance.
It is beautiful.
And he chugs the entire thing.
And he literal tear comes to his eye and runs into his great big,
bushy, dark beard.
I know it's good.
It is delicious.
It makes one month to me.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're not me doing the rap.
No, no, no.
No, it's fine.
Again, I feel like I'm repeating myself.
I don't want to cause worry or, or I don't.
So I think you should keep this between us.
But as we understand it, many children have been going missing.
And that's why I set out all those many, many months ago.
My brother's been gone for a very long time.
And I think there might be some connection.
But the point is that our paths crossed with Falesca's path.
And we understand it that her mother is also missing.
Is this?
Sophia, is that what you said?
Sophia.
Sophia.
Sophia.
Okay.
On the woman.
Right.
then we know
we've been made
aware of their disappearance
and we have an idea of where they might be headed
and we're hoping that we can head them off
or find them before any harmful
falsely and get them back and figure out what's
happened to all the other kids as well
I think I know
Sophia Anna is now
if she still is alive
any information you have at all would be
helpful
and he says
I am glad that you get
gave me this beautiful I
account her story.
Soviana, the mother of Sweet Velazca,
after her daughter was taken,
she knew that it was the silver pine pack.
What the count and the order of the feather
would like us all to us all to.
think is that there are no animals.
Niborovia, my pooh-
you hear the loud howl
that seems to echo and boom over.
It's a lonesome melancholy wolf howl.
As it...
That was not him.
Yeah.
Oh.
As you hear a wolf how,
does it sound like a wolf,
or does it sound different than a normal wolf how?
Sounds like a wolf how.
Okay.
I'll say that it just sound like a wolf how.
See, you can hear it, they are close.
You understand we are hung.
You're at the age of the girl.
This is how we prefer it, but to the north and the east.
That is where they hunt.
The missing people, I know, understand.
Such a shame, there's no reason why we cannot all be friends.
reason why we cannot survive and live together isn't it hard enough in this world to live,
to create a good life with our families, to be separated at odds. It is not hard enough. My decision
to care of howling, incessant that night. I even thought it was strange. I saw a pack,
heard scared deer
heard the
yowling I thought it was just
a normal wolf pack
perhaps dire wolves
hunting
I believe
I believe it was the silver pine
I truly believe
in the middle of Alaska
was gone that next morning
I knew it would not be long
until
Sofiano
We look at
She is our greatest warrior
Research of the great
Artifacts and Weapons
That borrowed and learned from the saints
The Faith in the Morning War
She was our great protector
And her own daughter
Taking me denied
The terrible irony
We could not write
It better practically
How long is
It Benson's Sosiana
She's been coming
back and forth she scoured the piecewood and surrounding mountains and hails and wars.
She says she, lest I saw her, almost four days, high days.
Four days ago, she said she had found the cave.
She believed that there was a great cavern system where they lived.
She was going to find her little girl.
Uh, this, uh, and, uh, just in my own mental image.
So, be honest, does she have a blonde hair?
No, no, but she, she is.
Well, she is not my sister by blood, but she is my sister all the same.
And people believe that we are in the way that perhaps we are.
Um, and this date, uh, the silver pine pack?
Is that a, just a local term that you guys have for it?
Or where does that mean?
Come from it?
The name comes from.
from the PAC leader.
It's been told whispers.
It's called Old Scratch.
The run in that we've had,
the Sophia Anna has had, the interrogation that she's done.
She says that they call themselves the silver pine,
named after the Alpha.
She is the monster slayer.
She is the one who fights the creatures of the night with her Dexas.
I do what I can with my magic, but it is her who equals the greatest blade against the darkness.
But it's possible to she could stay alone, is that right?
Of course.
I mean, of course, that's why we're here.
Oh, my nose is tingling.
It's okay.
It's not a dumb question.
There are no dumb questions.
This might be...
Are you okay?
Yeah, I'll feel kind of sleepy.
Sorry, just have another glass of wine.
That's what I'm going to do.
If you feel like you're going to get sick,
you'll get the pen.
No, that's just fun.
This might be a dumb question,
but why would these packs be interested in children
in the first place?
I mean, are they been...
Well, okay, sorry.
My mind's a little loopy.
The whole reason we're here
is because the children are missing.
So we know that there's a reason
that they're looking for children.
Do we know
Do you know if the silver pine pack is working for anyone?
Or do they have a reason that they might be doing this?
I do not know.
We always knew that there were the, there was the pack out there, how they stay.
So out of sight, away from the gaze of the count.
I did not know.
I knew they were there.
I was hoping that one day we could.
resolve differences and live together as friends and break bread like we do now.
But they've totally been recent.
The past several months the children have been missing.
Even with the howls and the hunting, decades of hunting,
it was just the only ones that the worry were the goats and the boars and the elk.
Any mortal people.
I do not know.
I know that there had been geogromism.
The wander into the war?
It has become an unfortunate game where they feel so protected by dragon fire trees.
They will wander out as a game into the beast.
Who is the bravest?
I'm glad my precious Nisha has known.
No, has not played such games.
At least that I know of, she knows better.
But I hope that all the children are now, and even our greatest warrior, to stay with her family.
Sorry to bring these sad stories in these sad times.
No, no, it's very important.
It's important we talk about these things.
And if there's any consolation, I don't think they're being eaten.
I think that we can find them.
No, I think that...
And forgive me if I'm speaking out of term, but I think this count forok is
somehow using these pecks, werewolves, to get these children.
That's what I think.
And I haven't cracked open Y yet, but...
That's an important point.
Telesta, I assume you knew her very well, not for her.
Yes, from Booth.
She was, she was like a me-stook.
She was my niece.
What, um, was there anything unusually special about her or magical buildings, perhaps, or, uh, uh, her origin in terms of like her birth, a month or day or unusual circumstances, be kept to people?
Well, besides, they cold her be golden child because of her beautiful hair.
But besides that, she was beautiful, healthy, little girl. And she and Misha were like this.
like this.
The people who have her seem to think that she's called the Raven Child.
I don't know why I'm telling you all of this.
Ah!
Has anybody ever referred to her as the Raven Child?
No, the Raven Child is the Order of the Featherer of her Wehrerraven.
And work with the Counten.
Wait, what?
There are were ravens?
Yes, yes.
They've been at odds with the Ver Rose for centuries.
Oh my God! What if all this time we've had it wrong? What if it's not THE Raven Child?
What if it's just a Raven child? Like one of these children that can turn into ravens!
But little Glasgow has not taken away raven. She was not the order of she was not...
Are you sure?
How could you know?
I think I would know. I was there when the day she was born. I held her minutes after she was born.
I mean, no offense. I'm just saying it a...
certain point once you've eliminated to the things that can't be possible whatever's
left over could be possible I need another drink as he pours up I mean I could be wrong
I've had a lot of white and I don't even really know where I am right now well we're in a
the Latin the love of valet we're in a camp you're right the wine really that's
some strong wine I begin to pour myself another glass okay the town where we're
They're the ones?
The ones?
The ones?
Are we to understand
that the count is
somehow in league
with the king?
No, no, I don't think
that
either counts that we're
talking about. There's so many counts.
Oh, goodness.
Count Escher, Kreskov.
The counts.
Yes. Count Kreskov,
Escher, who we know him.
and who we just met, Alexei von Zaravich, or the Counts.
What I'm saying is that the King Vorach, I think, I think,
and again, this could be the wine speaking,
so it correct me if I'm wrong.
I think the King Vorok is somehow working with these packs of werewolves
to steal children.
Now, that being said, this new information that there are people
who can turn into ravens,
we thought this whole time that it was the raven child,
the raven child as if it was some sort of special individual.
But what if they just are looking for the children of the people who can turn into ravens?
A raven child.
A child who is also a raven.
And we have learned where raven people.
Yes.
Yes, of course.
They are the protectors of Barovia.
Forgive our ignorance, but we're not from around here.
And quite frankly...
Of course, I do not.
I mean no judgment or derision, my friend.
You don't feel exactly.
Even knowing that there were were were werewolves and vampires,
I never would have imagined that there were ravens.
Oh, there are many.
Lichenhows.
This is mind-blowing.
Maybe you could use the were ravens to,
as a boogeyman to tell your children not to go into the woods.
Or maybe if you could use Hector Man Creb as well,
if you'd like to use him instead of werewolds.
Which you don't...
This is the first time you mentioned Hector Manca.
Yes.
Yeah.
Hector Mancra, who is they...
Have you faced?
Is this a great monster to be faced?
Yes, he's...
He's...
He's...
He's a crab...
You can see that he's drunk heated a lot of wine.
He's a Crabbe as big as a Goliath man.
Big Goliath, crab!
But bigger than...
Hector Man, Crab!
He's probably 40 feet tall.
And he lives in a coconut under a tree.
That is terrifying.
I know, he's over in...
Wait a minute.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, he's 40 feet tall.
How does he live under a coconut under a tree?
How big is the...
How big coconut?
How big coconut?
I guess it's a really big coconut.
I never really thought about that.
How big is a tree?
Well, I mean, what's the definition of under a tree?
Maybe just like under a palm forms, you know, you know?
Like if it was...
I said the as tall as the tree.
Maybe.
Right?
And so anyway, he's big and he's orange and he's angry.
And anyway, you could use Hector Mencrab if you'd like to take him instead of where he was.
But you should tell your children about Hector Mancrab so that they don't go in the woods.
But really stay close to shore, which doesn't really...
You'd probably tell.
Doesn't have children.
children not to fear the verbals but it is little velasca always wanted to see one because the order of the
feather the count they they say over and over that the vervals have left butovia
but not just people just supply is gone missing it's fair is a whole wagon of flower
that just disappeared as ordinary night.
A wagon of flowers.
Flower, no, flower.
Maybe there are bee people.
What?
Like were bees.
You think there are were bees?
If they like flowers and they stole them...
It's weird.
It was some type of things coming.
What if there were were bees and were ravens?
I mean, he mentioned that there were tons of lycampropes.
And they're locked in an eternal battle of lichen, like-camp ropes.
Yes, yes.
I've never heard of air bees.
I mean, at this point, anything's possible.
Well, yeah, okay.
No, but I do think he said flour, a cart of flour, to make bread.
So, wait, what would they have purpose for that?
I do not know.
Wait.
Are there any streams or lakes around here?
Yes.
Sorry.
We are not far of the lakes out of each.
Oh, no.
What's wrong, goa?
What if...
What if Hicta man crabs behind all of this?
What?
Hint a man crab!
Wait, hold on, what if he's behind all of this?
No, so, settled on.
Wait, can't we just feed him some fish and he'll be fine?
Yeah, but they haven't been feeding him fish because they don't know about it?
How far is Lake Vonsar?
Big, Lake Vonsarvich?
Well, they have been a rock.
What?
Several hour long.
I mean, we could go feed them fish if you're that worried about.
I think I would like to feed him fish before we get it.
It's fine. It's a few hours one way, it's a few hours back. We can make it before it's on ice.
Okay. That sounds scary.
Can you hold off for some...
I do not think there really hate the man crab in the lake. There is something down there, but not the crab.
Are you sure it's not a crab?
I don't think is there a coconut anywhere?
I mean, if you listen to the song, all we have to do is feed him some fish in its song.
No, it's not the climate for coconuts.
No, you just have to stay close to shore and feed him some food.
fish and he won't steal your children.
If you just listen to the song, it'll clear it out.
I think that any man's crap, there is no, must there is a weird crap that I am not
available.
It's just food for thought.
But I think it was the silver part.
I think that they, cards of medicine, they have been, I do not know how they are getting
past the Dragon Fire trees.
I don't know how, but I believe it is the silver pine.
Why they are deciding to take the children after,
only in recent months, after the centuries of relative peace.
Would they have any way of knowing which children are from the order of the feather and which are not?
I would say no.
Maybe they're just indiscriminately grabbing the kids.
They kept to themselves.
But all I know is that.
that's Sophie Anand says that she thought she found their lair.
She was having the air and I...
Did she say that it was?
Yes, she did.
She said it was an northeast and not as far as you'd expect.
But they're well hidden.
Well hidden.
So I guess really the only question that we have to ask ourselves is whether or not
to think that these horrific insect creatures are all
using this this cavern system and if it's worth checking out or or you know
maybe we talked to the count first and there are a lot of moving parts but my
heads going just a million miles in well let me let me first of all toa can
you write my name is toa right here yeah you can use my quill thank you
sure now I love you yes my you can write my back you need to do you guys yeah
Um, I think that's our next move.
I think that we, uh...
The cavern system?
Sophia.
I guess what I'm...
I'm just worried that if...
If Alaskas already with King Vorak,
running out of time, and that's all I worry about.
And then maybe the count, when we talk to him in the morning,
and she had some light on the situation.
Like an onion.
We can't think of the center of the onion, where the kids are,
and where this kid is, where all the answers are,
without going out through the edge of the...
exterior layers of the onion.
Why are there kids in the onions?
Because it's metaphor.
Yeah, but there's nothing like else inside the onion.
And a real onion, it's just more almond.
You really are the man's poet, Caprice.
I don't tell you enough.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I'm just saying, I think that the silver pine back is the outer layer of the onion.
We've got to go.
We've got to figure out what's going on there.
Unravel that mystery.
If their caverns are connected to what the buddies are used,
maybe we can get there quicker, we can follow their footsteps and get to her.
Oh, thank you. Here's what I'm mapping out. Oh my goodness.
It's really good.
Caprice was a man. I just roll up the apartment and put it into my back.
You know what's not important.
Okay.
Tenton.
Tenton and crap!
Holy shit, this rended is funny.
Oh, my God.
I forgot that it's not autofocus.
That is so fun.
Okay.
Thank you.
Will you be able to recognize this
if I show it to you again, show up?
Yes.
Okay.
That's all I wanted.
Okay.
All right.
Do you want any water or sleep, perhaps?
We need to go feed him.
We just got back from doing that.
No, we did?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
We've already fed all the...
We fed to men crab.
Yeah, yeah, aren't tired?
Hours of walking.
Yeah, that was really a lot.
I've never fish, so I think I'll just lay down right here.
Just wake me up when it's time to see you take to man cream.
And all the way down.
In my course of that position.
Are you saying...
Yes, you are welcome to sleep yet.
There's plenty of cushion.
for all of you to fear.
Are you saying that it is the carrion king that is responsible for all of your children?
There's a hypothesis here that I'm starting to form, which is these children are going
going missing all over the place. We think that the carrion king is involved,
they're responsible or perhaps both, and therefore he would have his irons in many different
fires. Silver pine pack maybe one of those irons and there may be just a few degrees from them.
We can work our way up that ladder.
Or we could do the same kind of heroism that you saw us do
in the stories you watched when you were in the computer.
Count's deliberate.
What he said.
I do not know why the Count does not send his army and his crusader to smash that terrible city.
I do not know why we wait.
Why not to reach out to the Silver Pine?
But I may perhaps I have too optimistic for the future.
Well, I...
Especially if the Kerry and King is in league with the silver bond,
you'll have to do it.
I don't think it's ever too late.
I think we can fix things.
And Count Kreskov is currently talking to Count Bonzarevich,
and we'll meet with them in the morning.
And then we can talk to them about these things.
Maybe it is worth reaching out to these where we're
The Silver Pine Act.
Maybe it's worth it.
And we'll see what
Count Panzarvich says.
Well, I heard he is once
for his stern
and how strictly he rules.
He rules wisely and justly.
And I trust his judgment
even if I do not understand myself.
Warriors and heroes, yes?
Yeah, we're not heroes.
We're just, we're just trying
to help people
and make up for bronze in the past.
I do not wish to ask much.
But if you do get a chance,
please look.
Please look for Sofia.
You have my word.
Bring her home if you came.
Absolutely.
She is incredibly strong, but an entire pack.
It's the absolute least that we can do
after everything that you've done for us.
I thank you.
I will meet you tomorrow for breakfast.
Yeah, I'll have a song prepared for you, for the kids.
To start off the next story as you make your rendition of what we shared with you this evening.
Misha will be so thrilled. Thank you, Caprice.
And he gives you a big hug as he stands up.
He's definitely very clearly feeling it as well.
Make yourself at home, all of you.
You are one of us.
us. Not just tonight.
As long as I draw breath
and all of them out there, we continue
your story. You are
our family. That's what we always
say. As long as we draw
breath. Don't you hear that?
You are a true hero,
Mr. Lapp.
No, I, no, no. I just
no, I, we're just trying to help.
Okay. Well,
if we are not able to save
But if we will sing the story of Sofia for Belakoff,
and we'll Velasca Delacose.
I assume he's starting to make the way out.
Yeah, he's getting ready to ask him.
Like, like Will is somewhere.
Bear called, Bellicove.
To wake me up, or if anyone out there is still awake,
and then the people are awake over all hours of the night.
It's sort of quietly, um,
Have a good night, have a good night, Alessandro.
I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of that.
I will sleep easier now even with the house and almost as a
honkyu you hear that it's weird that never happens until you say something
it sounds it does it's like they are listening to us as you hear you can as and as he
begins to leave he says just be careful well you are safe thank you there's
always someone awake
Good night.
My friends.
He turns and leaves and closes the curtain and you feel warmth and comfort.
There's all sorts of sleeping cushions all around.
We're able to, in plenty of room.
Can you immediately do that one thing?
Oh, yeah.
I mean, they always told us when we were studying.
Don't magic and drink.
But here I am.
And I begin to try to cast alarms.
That's what I told me.
I'm casting alarm along the edge of the tent, you know, in a perimeter, as I'm listening
to whatever, you know...
Now those are the proximity of mine's rule, am I?
My arm, like, you know, splatters across.
Yes, I begin to actually casting alarm along the perimeter of the tent while we're done it.
What do you think?
I mean, I think you're on to something.
I was thinking, knives only,
pluses to kill.
What?
Is that why you wanted all those knives?
From poor Major Domo,
Thoris?
Play some fucking gold knife, god damn it.
Oh, sweet.
Guys, I don't even know what that means.
If any of you play on jump,
I don't know how to aim down.
Okay, I don't know how to aim down.
Civilian three is just as tall.
The sneaky secret of golden eye.
Anyway,
um,
good old civilian three.
Who rumors?
Look, I think we're on to something.
I think you're on to something.
You made some good points.
We'll talk to both counts tomorrow morning.
I'm sure they're going to have a lot to tell us.
Listen, I'm scared.
I'm real scared because I...
I thought we were okay with counts of...
Hector Mancrabb is real.
No, no, no, no.
I don't trust the fucking soul.
I don't know if I trust a lot of it.
I don't know if we trust...
What?
I just told them all that stuff.
Yeah, well, we don't told them everything.
Why did you say that earlier?
What was I going to say that?
I don't know.
Oh, for elbow, somebody.
That would just been coughing and elbowing.
You wouldn't have been like, oh, maybe I should stop talking.
There's no way to...
Well, then I would have been like, oh, Caprizo, you all came.
You would have said, oh, no, like, help me outside, please.
I think I'm going to vomit.
And then you tell me this.
Okay.
So remember...
Maybe I had options.
That's fine.
However.
Yeah, continue.
I just...
We're looking for Velasca.
She got stolen away.
And she was being, how did she go from these werewolves to a coffin in a catatonic state being carried away by the Shad Archive?
How do you feel that?
That's my hypothesis about the carrion king.
He met up with some of his liaison.
They're working together.
That's what I thought.
To Alessandro's point, he asks, why don't we make peace with the silver pines?
Hmm? Why don't we all go around and raid in or fight the carrion king?
Those are two yellow flags, at least, that maybe Zerevich has some reasons not to do that?
Well, if they're stealing...
He's with Escher right now. Is that you're okay?
Well, first off, the man is I'm dead.
There's not much that can kill him outside of...
In my studies, my understanding, sunlight, and some other stuff.
That's a pretty big weakness. All he has to do is be like, hey, go up to the top of the tower.
and then close the door.
It's the middle of the night right now.
And then morning comes around.
Look, I think your concern is justified.
What I'm saying is tomorrow morning,
first let's see if Escher shows out.
Okay, if he doesn't, then we have reason
to maybe fight back, all right?
All right.
But until then, we can't really do anything.
Well, I don't think they can do anything.
I'm just sharing perhaps unwarranted paranoia.
If for some reason what I was going to say
was if for some reason these werewolves are stealing flour and medicine and supplies,
maybe they don't have a choice.
Maybe they're under duress, and they're doing what they have to do to survive.
And maybe reaching out the olive branch, so to speak, and breaking bread with them might solve the problem.
I'm speculating.
I don't know.
I've had a lot of wine.
Me too.
Also, did you see typical of toa-maid?
Look at this.
It's hilarious.
I look over to see if he's, like, completely passed out.
Totally, just totally zonged.
I asked him to write his name and he drew his greatest fear.
Oh, sweet gods.
Here you go.
Can we even confirm that he knows how to write?
Maybe he doesn't know how to write his own name.
Oh, that's interesting.
Look, I think that Toa, you have to understand that I love Toa like my brother.
But I don't know.
Maybe he can't write his own name.
And to be fair, he couldn't stop talking about Hector Mancraft for the last six hours.
Well, you know, I think he's really scared.
Well, to be fair, I'm starting to get kind of skimmed.
and I know that Hector Mancraft's not real.
I've been jamming the Toa for a year
and he's never brought that song up once.
It must be really deep in there.
That fear.
Something really awakened to fear we do.
Maybe this is something that you should talk to Iris about.
I just feel like maybe I'm not equipped to handle this.
The virus can't hold her liquor at all.
Well, either way.
I don't know.
I think...
I think tomorrow...
man, this wine is good.
I think tomorrow we see what happens with the Counts.
I think we have a good meeting with Count von Zaravich.
And then maybe this cave system is our next stop.
Because like you said, if it has anything to do with the spiders or anything,
or the Carrying King, there might be some overlap
and there might be a better way to get into Zarqozy.
I think we're on the same page.
Just wanted to make sure we talked about.
I know I'm glad you said something about not trusting anyone you never know and and again
I don't know why I just felt so trusting of that man he just was so kind and the wine is so good
and kept calling us heroes oh yeah that was nice um that was very nuts I enjoy that a lot
I'm gonna go to bed oh before you go to bed though I did something I wanted to talk with you
about well yeah I mean the more we've been hanging out the more I realize that you really are a man of
people and you have this unbelievable way with language and words.
Thank you.
So I...
Says the person with 13 languages too.
No, that's nothing.
That's nothing.
I just, I wanted to run something by you.
Yeah.
I had an idea for a novel.
Oh yeah.
I thought maybe you might be able to help me out.
Oh, well, what kind of novel?
Alright, so don't tell, don't tell anyone, because it's a little secret.
It's, it's, it's, I feel very vulnerable by telling you this.
Luffy, I suggest you go to sleep.
I'm going to go to sleep.
I'm going to go to sleep, and I'm going to just roll over it.
No, I catch the joke on you.
I mean, you could probably beat it.
Yeah, if you want to fight it.
This is a lot for just a bit.
We got to play by the role here.
Natural way.
He is a bark, by the way.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, it's a spell safe?
Oh, okay, wow.
Just kidding.
I take it all back.
But I do pretend to go to sleep.
Roll over.
You pretend that the suggestion actually works.
I do.
And you keep an ear out.
There isn't a lot of room for creativity in the military,
but it's been on my mind for a really long time,
and I think I'm on to something.
So the main character, his name is John every man.
And he works at just, you know, the inn on the corner.
And it's almost as if he represents me and represents you.
and he feels like he's
He feels as if he's destined for so much greater
and I bore poor Caprice for hours
about this horrifically cliche
writers 101,
creativity story 101 novel
creative writing 101 novel
and asked for his input
before I realize that he's nodding off
before I even get to the third chapter.
And it was his father the whole time.
I got it all written down.
I'm going to go now and write another song because I promised Alessandro a while.
I look, I just, I just, I really think there's something here.
And, you know, maybe we can mull it over and workshop it a little.
I think that there could be something in it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll workshop it.
Okay, thanks.
Thanks, Caprice.
It's my pleasure.
Oh, boy, I just, I feel so good.
I can't wait to wake up tomorrow.
I assume you go to sleep.
I have a song to write, so I'm going to the next 20 beats being like,
why would I become a responsible one, jeez?
Can I go to sleep?
Oh my god.
Coffee break?
Let's take a break.
Hold on.
Oh, no.
So you all go to sleep and
and Felix,
as you rest peacefully and you feel the, or rather you don't feel this because you're sleeping,
have pleasant dreams of the beautiful music and food of the bastani, and then suddenly the alarm
goes off in your head. Someone has entered the tent.
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We all enjoy long rest.
Well, no.
I will say you do enjoy longrest.
Oh, that's fucking God.
You do enjoy longest.
Doesn't change too much.
After you enjoy the long rest, however, your alarm goes off in your brain.
Felix.
We don't all hear this.
I don't know.
How does alarm work?
No, just his head, right?
Well, I thought it was anybody you...
Hold on, hold on.
You know what?
Let's clarify, because I think we can all hear it in our brains, but let me make sure.
A mental alarm alerts you with a ping in your mind if you are with one mile of the warded area
When you cast a spell it does make creatures that won't say you also choose whether the alarm is mental or audible
No, it's me it's just me
But I can choose who triggers him
So it's obviously anybody who would not be part of our game
Yep
So Felix
The alarm goes off ringing
Like crazy
Someone across the threshold
So this is basically something that
I am so used to and also not used to and basically gives me PTSD from my time on the run from the military
that I immediately roll out of bed, basically completely undressed, no hat, you know, no jacket, just a Talengardeagger.
Like it's almost automatic that I pull it from my side.
I roll out of bed screaming, yelling, oh, oh, Jacob!
You're on!
Oh, my hair!
Get up!
It's an insurance!
Big, oh, what?
As soon as you do that, you see a massive mane of curly black hair,
and you see that there's attached to a little girl
that's just as much hair as she is body,
and she just looks at you.
And she's like, wow, you're even more scared than you've earned a play.
to play breakfast is ready so dagger dagger is blue like pan is on fire and I'm like
ready to incinerate her oh my head oh what in the nine hells he did he's he he's he
oh god only the heroes that is the coolest thing hello I'm sorry
do you really cry as much yeah he does that's really sad it is
So sad.
I don't cry.
And you see a little girl and she has that same olive skin,
just massive meat.
It goes down past her hips.
As she looks, it's like, wow, I can't believe I'm meeting real famous people.
I know, it's great.
This is the coolest thing of my life.
First, can you stop screaming?
Please just keep it down a little bit.
All right.
Well, that's great.
He's very excited.
You're being very loud and it's very early.
Take it up on me.
My name is Misha, by the way.
I was gonna ask what your name was.
Oh, you're Misha.
Oh, well, it's a pleasure to meet you, Misha.
We met your mama last night.
Yeah, he's the one that told me.
You need to learn about knocking before you walk into Tens from Fringer.
You need to learn about what you can do and someone else is Tend
to tell the owner of where they should go and not go.
If I sing me a song, will you leave?
I know.
It better to be a good song.
Yeah, that doesn't.
be good song.
Uh,
Hey.
Call Mr.
Bard.
That's my name.
That name again is Mr.
Bart.
That's like a four out of ten
at best.
Breakfast.
I just woke up
because of you.
Well, you're welcome.
Breakfast is red
and you have
the count is here
to meet you.
You are very impressive
people.
Goodbye.
And she turns around
and she leaves.
Oh,
God.
That is five.
My feeling is so good, huh?
Please stop yelling at us.
My mouth is dry.
My head feels like I am.
It's splitting, too.
They've got the bottle floor.
Very common.
Oh, God.
They drank too much.
You guys drank too much.
What?
You drank a lot last.
Did I drink?
What did I drink?
Did I drink too much water?
Do you remember drawing this?
Oh my God.
I remember that.
I remember that.
It's the hand crab.
The prophecy has come true.
Are you sure I drew this?
Of course, I asked you to draw it because I wanted it to be an anchor
for me to understand how much information you got last night
so I would know how much I needed to explain when you woke up.
He asked you to write your name down.
Do you guys know who this is?
Yes.
There's a whole song about this guy.
You know, we know the song.
You told us the song.
He's the man-gras.
What happened last night?
Man-check.
Manny, the man-grabb.
Hector.
Hector.
Hector.
Damn it.
I remember.
I remember walking to the camp and then...
I thought for a man as big as you, you would be able to hold your booze a bit better.
Oh, I don't...
It's embarrassing.
I'm like five feet and I'm fine.
Isn't it more about like use it or lose it?
Isn't it more about like...
I don't know.
The more of a lush, the less of a flush?
What are you saying?
What are the words that are coming out of your mouth?
I don't know.
I don't drink that much.
I mean, I don't know.
Well, you have to practice like anything else.
It's a muscle.
No, don't do that.
I'm just going to swear off it.
Yeah, here, hair of the dog.
I'll pour my cup of beer.
No, no, none.
I'm good.
I was in performance mode last night.
I didn't have that much to drink, and you guys really went over for it.
It was hilarious to watch.
Some tea might be nice.
I don't think I could stomach anything.
I'm going to try to eat every egg.
I'm going to get out.
and I'm going to shuffle.
I don't recommend that.
Are you going to rock you bump, oh, I'm going to shuffle over.
I'm not going to pick my feet up at all.
I'm just going to shuffle towards breakfast.
Thank you for coming together.
She's gone.
Yeah, I shoot her away.
I put the scound.
She was a scam.
Bye-bye!
I get ready and I put all my things on me and I have my beole and I'm ready to go.
I put on my like clothes and like my jacket.
and like my jacket and I look like hell I'm like a stumbling bum I'm disheveled
and dirty and I'm good I'm just gonna try to find some sort of a campfire
because I just want to sit by the fireball to prepare my spells for the morning
you meet myself you make your way out of the tent and you see that you hear the
um the sound of of many horses and a lot of chatter but it's not nearly as lively
as the scene was the previous evening.
As you see sitting around
sitting around a large
plate, a large, really metal
tray of
food, and there's basically
a giant, almost a vat
of just a whipped egg,
and scrambled egg, basically,
and all sorts of sheets of pork.
And a number of
a delicious-looking patient. You smell of food
and it hits you, it's, it's,
It's glistening, and it smells.
You see that there is a number of armored nights,
all sitting around eating food.
There's some tin cups of coffee or tea or something.
And you see that around the central campfire area,
sitting, eating a plate of food is Count Bon's Arvich.
And there are actually some,
there are five chairs.
around him.
There's this large,
there's a large teapot at the center
that's crackling on a fire,
and there's a lavish feast,
there's fresh fruit out,
and he has a plate,
he's already eaten.
As I stumble out of the tent,
it looks like you could blindfold me
with dental faults.
As I'm squinting so hard.
And I see him, and I realize,
and I, oh, oh my God,
I, sir, I'm just,
Sorry, Felix Axe from Ackerman, Ackerman reporting to duty.
I'm sorry, we're here.
How long have you been here?
You, Alexi looks at you and says,
it looks like you had any entertaining night.
No, I have not been here long.
I promise, this isn't normally me.
I got carried away with the food and the wine.
Oh, God.
If you know Alessandro, he's a very charming man.
Yeah, he was not a fun.
He was very hospitable.
Hey, Blue, he is a good man.
You see Alessandro as he's standing by his family tent.
He looks at you and he gives like two thumbs up.
And he says, thank you Snuggie.
Thank you, Snuggie.
Yay!
One month, unbelievable.
Lurking and sending the love to all you sex.
21 months, amazing.
Thank you.
Back to the sexy Snuggie.
Snuggie just lurks.
Yay.
Just creeps.
Yeah.
And Count Bonzarvich
gestures.
And he says,
I saved you all enough,
hopefully enough,
for a cup of coffee
for each of you.
Oh, coffee coffee.
I'll fit immediately.
Yeah, I think I'll try that.
I, like, take the cup
and I just, like,
immediately, like, down and
Oh, oh,
I said,
what in the hell?
It's really hot.
It's coffee.
I'm really thirsty.
This is imported from Yonah.
This is the best coffee in the world.
Can we get some water for, well, Totoa and me.
We're both really dehydrated.
And you see a little floating purple hand
that brings over a cup of water
and levitates.
And you see, he's like,
Alessandro's in the back,
waving his hand.
Thank you.
And do not be alarmed.
Count Kreskov wanted me to tell you
a series of passwords
so that you would know that he is alive.
I did not know what they mean.
I shoot him. I shoot a look at him.
Yeah. Bang!
He says, what?
Loopy,
Leceivia, Gerald,
cannibal.
I mean that
that's probably because...
Yes, that was it.
Those were the five passwords.
He said that you would know what that meant.
He is a strange man,
even more strange than I had
surmise from our correspondence
in our letters.
But he
surprisingly trusted.
forever before I'm dead. I can see why my ancestor trusted him and let him leave this land alive.
Is there like food just food out? Oh yeah, no, there's a whole, there's a grand tray in like a full fruit basket.
There's a salad. There's a fruit salad. Well, no, I want to clarify it. Spell the C-H-O-P-T. Yes, exactly.
Hot, exactly. It's not, you know.
And scrambled eggs.
Exactly, and scramble now.
And, yeah, and it's very much like a VIP spread.
And you see that there's the Vastani, and they're all looking around, and they were very chummy
with you, but as the, effectively the royal knights all sit around a spread on their own,
and the Count of the Land is eating with these famous celebrities that have joined the camp,
they're all just kind of keeping to themselves and looking around.
It looks very much that not everyone is at ease.
the kids are all being quiet and walking around like as respectfully as possible.
It seems that they're Nannami's because they're surveilling this meeting or because they just are on means because of the counts?
Well, just because the counts there and there's like 11 of his nights.
Right.
They're there.
Okay.
And so you get the sense that that is the case.
And thank you, Snuggie, for the gift.
Oh, wheezing.
Oh, wow.
Thank you.
It's 20 for a word to this.
Wow, 24 gifts and subs.
That's a lot of show.
Yeah, so, just because you just followed and because you become a sub now, we do a thing called
of Manchester Chill.
After every stream session, we do a subscriber-only stream.
So we've had a lot of gifted subs today since it is September.
So stick around, and we do like a kind of Q&A session, and we do a, you know, a post-session
therapy.
So that's, you know, coming, you know, hang around.
Thank you, thank you.
Yeah, thank you.
And so, yeah, that's why they see them a little bit.
And you see that there's, that there's, that there are just as many horses as there are people
in this camp.
Now it's easy to see.
It's more, you see where the horses were kept off in the darkness of the outskirts of
these camps.
Now in the brightness of mourning, you can see more, you actually realize it's morning.
You have to adjust, it's pain.
It's painful for you guys to see after drinking so much.
It gives you head.
This is the first time you've had a bright morning in more than a week.
In many days.
And you haven't had that since.
And it's even far brighter than your mornings in Koravakia for the most morning.
And you look up and there's not a cloud in the sky except for on that ring around the valley above you.
It's the bright light of morning shines down.
I'm gonna go eat all of those eggs.
But we have to talk to the cow.
And I get up and I shuffle over.
We have an important call-uh.
And I just take my hand and I just take all.
I look at all the scrambled things.
I put them onto my plate.
I love it with your hand.
That's the best part.
And I just walked back and I sit down.
There's some rice there as well.
You know, all sorts of.
Toast it sound like gag, a little.
and he started
shuffling
the eggs into my mouth
and
he regrets
that he was not able
to join us
but as you can see
this land
is for all of its
benefits
is dangerous
for him to move
about during the day
so he's okay
he is in
Castle Barovia
yes he is
I have brought
him
the artifact of my ancestor that he requested.
And he is spending time with that.
He believes it holds a key to averting whatever it is,
the Caribbean king is planned.
I remember you mentioned name, the artifact,
creator, Victoria, the Zubak,
says, facts, something along with mine.
What?
Zolbeck?
You really are just
another guy, huh?
No, no, no, no, I thought that
the world...
I do not know the creator,
but it is in a family
element that has been in my generation
for my family for generations.
It was gifted,
survived.
The only thing to survive
the destruction of Castle Ravenloft
and my ancestor,
Sergei, Wanzarovitch,
the first count
of Rovon
Bill, didn't sketching Neil, gifted it to a half of.
Who kept it with her until she died.
And we left it in her residence, so we spent.
Right, right, the residence.
And that was here in the city of Boroughby.
In New Orange, Newark, 5,000.
Yes, formerly built from the ruins of the old Borovia village,
if you know the history.
I don't, that's why I'm asking you.
No, I always presume...
It's all the kind of it is.
I think wow.
History- relaxing.
I wanted to know what I was up to, that's all.
All for goodness sakes.
You know, I hate to change the subject,
but being from Corvacia,
I almost don't know what the sun looks like anyway,
but being in Scephanil, I've forgotten what the sun looks like,
so what is going on here?
Is it because it's hollowed ground?
The sun just saw him shines?
It's the power of the morning Lord, no matter the strength of dark magic that the Carian King
utilizes.
The power of the Mormon Lord is stronger, although it does shrink every day.
Well, that's...
But I pray every day as do our priests, clerics, crusaders, all of us.
I mean, do you think it's something with the Carian King's power growing or is there something
happening in the morning?
It's not more than the Lord, it's not the big strength of horrible, horrible atrocities he is committed.
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to imply otherwise.
I will not.
It will not be, will not be some scared.
I know that I was hurt serious last night, but you must understand.
Strangers in this place are very rare.
They make it past the Dragon's Fire being woken,
so they haven't dried out.
That's understandable. Just me. I don't blame you.
We're very sorry about that. I'm sure you were...
You come here to help my people and I think you may thank you for making the return.
George's brain. I don't know what you're doing.
I'm not very strange.
Kels is doing squats right off camera.
In the corner of my eyes, he squats happening, and I was like, ah.
I mean, the ditchness.
It is quite frightening.
Shut up.
Shut your mouth.
Um, so, will you, will you help us?
Will you, you, you have an army?
We could really use your help to take out this king.
The reason why I am here is because I swore that I would meet you and I am a man of my work despite how busy I am.
Okay, thank you.
The thing I am waiting for is to see what Count Kreskov discovers.
If I am convinced that there is a hope, then I have lived.
consider sending my crusaders to bring the mornment to Castle Bwimberg.
But I will not send my men and women off to die for no reason that they hope.
We are just a very small army.
The numbers are not great enough even with the bulk of the scaffoldingil military at the front lines.
We do not have numbers. We have the power of our god. We have skill in battle. We are outmatched and out on it.
When did Escher, I'm sorry, Count Kreskov say that you would be done inspecting its artifact?
He says, I could be 100% count on tonight, but he is a very cocksure man. I am not sure if he is a
overestimates his own abilities.
So it could be long.
I did not know.
I am here to tell you that I am not
swearing
any
world means of a single life
until I am certain
there's a good chance.
There is a plan.
I want to make myself very clear
of respect for all of you.
I think that's
an incredibly reasonable take.
The only thing that I would ask is if you have any information that could aid us in the meantime.
We have a couple of leads and we have some things that we can do in the meantime,
but if there's anything that you know, we should tell us up front.
That's the least you can do.
What would you like to know?
What information?
You're the one coming to bring information that I did not have to me.
I can tell you the order of the feather has seen...
more movement in the peaceful,
increasing every night.
That's a good start, all right?
A little bit about the order of the feather might be good.
They are an order of various.
That protect Borovia.
They are my eyes and ears.
And they make very good one.
As I can see that you know.
No more.
Never again.
They're up at the vineyard?
There and else, there he is.
Who's their leader?
You don't mind my answer.
I think that I would let them tell you that it is a secretive order.
You have to earn that respect.
That's not my place.
I thought of him.
Order of being worked.
I think I have two questions that you might be able to answer.
The first is, do you know anybody that's going into Zaracosa come back?
Not a single person.
I have, do not know many who have gone to Jerkosa.
I did have a young knight incensed by the ghoulish use of bulls in Necromance.
Decided to go on a noble quest himself to earn a place at my side to earn my respect.
I told him he did not need to do that.
He was incensed.
off and I have not seen him since it has been six years.
Good time.
Well, no one will be alone this time and if we join forces and we all work together,
there hasn't been a force that we haven't been able to stop so far.
So if you need time and Count Kreskov needs time, then maybe we can spend today looking
for the girl's mother.
Well, that was exactly, that's exactly right. I was going to lead to my next question. What can you tell us about the silver pine pack?
Your box, he says, keep your voice down.
Sorry, I feel like everyone's yelling.
I think it's just you, Yalee.
I think it is just you. They are remnants.
The pack of those that have been in these lands for centuries.
We had first thought that they were extinct, but in the recent years they're making themselves
more known in the recent weeks, mostly children until he looks around the camp.
There's a bit of sadness in its face.
First disappearance of an adult, or she'd been told.
of you also oh they saw i'm gonna do tell you yeah yeah yeah uh some of it any uh uh uh
told us a little of uh if i could use a cinema a midiapole
metapole uh just just an alternative name allegory you can see because you
said that because i said that oh yeah if you said it i don't i didn't hear it and that this uh that this group
that we're talking about is led by young itching.
I think it's quite literally the opposite that.
That's exactly my point.
Oh, I see.
So he has told you, yes.
Okay, yeah.
That is...
You don't want to get him in any trouble.
That is the only type of...
That we have...
I do not think it is worth risking the lives.
of my knights
to investigate us
going beyond the dragon
fire trees is unbiased
especially in schizophrenia
that's fine
leave it up to us that's what we were going to do
to occupy our time for a day or two
whatever I've longed teach for Count
Kreskov to figure out
what that thing is we'll have some leads and we'll
follow up on you're going to willingly
go into the beastwood
of course yeah is that
we're going to go find her
she not far from you
Why wouldn't?
Are you going to look for Soviano?
Yes.
We have some time while Azure does the kind of press stop at this bit.
What is the wrong thing to do?
And it's the only reason that we're here and it's the only way that we can pay back these people and you for your help, which I know you're going to give us.
It's an aggressive, Phoenix.
I forget myself.
If you find Sophia, so Fiona, bring her back.
Yeah, we will.
I care about all of my subjects equally, and I do not want to.
see any lives needlessly lost. I will reward you if you do find her.
No need a reward. We just want to find... He made it sound like she was coming back and forth
a little bit. She hasn't been back in a few days, is what he said, right? Yeah, that you leave me.
If we have not heard from her, she is in trouble. She is very capable. She has, I have,
she has gained on her own access to holy artifacts and relics to fight the creatures who deny.
that are known to lurk and stalk the caravans as the externally come and go.
Well, she sounds very strong in the UK.
Maybe?
She is so that is very serious or she is dead and is all lost.
I hope that is not the case. I do not want to lose any more of Borovians.
We will find her, I'm sure.
We're talking. Easy, be easy.
You will have my sincere thanks.
anything I can do.
I swear it.
I swear it on my life.
We could find a needle in the haystack.
All we'd have to do is cast fireballs.
That's a great idea.
Oh, wouldn't I look for you?
Save them.
It means to me that you would risk your lives
and your safety for one of us.
And if we don't return,
you'll still have
the count Brescott from the information
that we've given you
and you can make a wise choice.
a little more now.
You're like,
if there's anything else that you can do,
that will make my decision easier.
Anything you find out?
You'll help in my determinations.
We'll see what we can find out.
We could come back empty-handed.
No problem.
But we tend to come back full-handed, you know,
all of our sake, I hope you do not
come back into empty-handed.
And I just want to make this clear that...
No, I didn't come out of the mouth part.
We don't do this for a reward.
We're doing this because we need to,
and we're not in it for the reward.
That's all I'm trying to say.
All right, you can help us by giving us resources and information.
We will help you by making sure that the citizens
of this county are safe.
Also undying love and appreciation of praise is welcome.
You will see the nature of your return.
Anything is on the table.
I am a man willing.
to negotiate.
And thank you very much, Lord Coyote 2000.
Thank you for the follow.
Lord Coyote, 2000.
And thank you, Nose for the sub, the resigned, 27 months.
Nose.
No.
I don't like that guy.
I can't believe there was 1,99 other Lord Coyotes.
There was a lot of little time.
Welcome on in.
Thanks for the support, everybody.
Thank you.
And with that, you see that he takes this slice of something.
slice of some sort of melon, and he pops in his mouth and finishes it. He downs the last bit of his coffee as he stands and
looks at all of you, and as soon as he stands, all the rest of the night stands. Some are half finished with their breakfast, but they all put down their meals as they then begin to walk back to their horses and start mounting.
I'll stand immediately with the count.
You are not my subject. Just relax.
Thank you, sir, or count.
I really appreciate your willingness to help, and we'll make sure we help you in return.
Yes, just as a personal request for me, if you are encountering other brovians, just do your best not to hurt morale.
Of course.
I hope we meet next in happy circumstances.
Well, you certainly know what melody, honey melon.
That's the money, though, as I would say.
I get this very soon.
Good luck.
May the morning lord shine upon you.
And he turns and goes back to his horse.
And he mounts up and immediately, with a single motion, his horse takes off.
And the 11 knights that are with him, following him.
And they ride off.
And it's the thundering of him.
poos and rumbling. And then as soon as they're decently enough away, the Vasani basically start to
congregate in the middle. There's some music starts to play, some the voices become louder and more
at ease, and then you hear laughing. It's a little bit more like how it was the previous
Well, I think we've got a full day ahead.
What's our, do we need to do anything here? Should we just immediately start making our way?
think we should do it. We know where to go?
Yeah, we need to go northeast,
through the dragon fire woods,
into the beast woods. Keep our eyes here, because it's hidden.
And we have to peel our eyes.
And then we'll find a cave some sort,
and on the route, we'll look to clues for Sophia.
And if we find her in the cave, or we find the trail of her
and we'll be able to make a decision again.
Oh, well...
It's a very simple eight-step program.
then let's go northeast for step one.
You're not allowed to leave yet because my papa said
that you're going to put on a good show for me
before you left and you turn and you see
that there's that same girl.
She looks to be about 11 or 12,
as she looks at all of you very expected play.
Yeah, and what kind of show did Papa say
we're going to be done?
He said you were very good at performing.
and telling stories and just doing really cool stuff and I saw the you guys on stage and
you did really impressive stuff. Can you turn into a big wave man?
Well, I can't sort of, I mean, I could, I can summon Miko my wee friend.
Well, I'm not gonna do that here because I can't do that all the time and I may need him later.
That's not very fun. I did promise Alessandro that I would give him a song.
I don't know if it makes sense to perform in the
like hours with the morning.
I thought it might be more of a evening.
I had a very specific vision.
All right.
Me too, you understand?
I can give them the song and they can perform while we're away.
The information.
Natural point is.
Oh, wow.
God.
Did it?
We rolled two.
I don't know what I'm arguing for.
I'm like sort of being coy about whether or not a performance.
You'll see.
You'll see.
As you say that,
You see her kind of turn.
The bravado that she has kind of breaks a little bit.
And she says, well, you know,
Papa says you might be able to find Alaska.
Is that true?
You can save the song just to please look for Velasca and find her
and bring back Sophia.
That's what I care about.
That's exactly what we're trying to do.
You're exactly right now.
You do that?
Then you sing your song?
Don't cry.
Okay, just, you can save it from tonight because Papa's standing to the horses now and he'll want to hear it.
I don't want to...
He's done so much.
He's not giving her sleep later.
If we're not going to be back tonight, we'll be back the following night.
It'll be a day or two, but we'll be back.
Don't correct her.
No, I just want to set expectations.
And the longer you're a meddlesome, bothersome little child thing, the more likely she's going to die.
So, Ralph.
Oh, Iris.
Oh, well.
That's not very nice.
It's the truth.
And she must deny it.
Also, it's the way we've held and go to them.
Do you understand?
Oh, yeah.
This is a man.
I'm gonna look at her and I'm gonna say,
this family is not safe.
We need to grow up.
Direct kid.
Intimidation, you say?
I'm not intimidating.
I was intimidating.
Oh, holy shit.
19.
19.
Like, like.
I think I rolled an advantage for some reason.
I don't know.
It's fine.
It's the same thing.
She takes a step back and is like,
man,
you're almost as mean as you were in the play.
Darling, I get much meaning.
Now go to tense your father.
Well, I need to go water the horses in me.
I'm going to help Papa.
Good luck, don't die.
Please find Sophia and then Velasca.
Goodbye.
I don't have anyone to boss around without Velasco.
And she turns and she grabs a large bucket.
and starts to carry it off.
Iris, what's not good to do you do tail in a knot?
Why are you so mean to her?
She's noxious.
So are you a little bit?
Yes, I know.
So am I?
Oh, yes, I know.
I know, but you don't mean things to be because you're...
Do you know what happens to Bleska?
She wandered into the woods and she was stolen away.
We saved her, she was stolen away again and she might die.
No.
Well, that child is being coddled.
I don't want to see her killed.
And if that makes me a bitch, then I'll be one.
But she needs to fear something for a moment,
until we can clear the land of that heinous Keryan king
so that she can have a happy, healthy childhood,
and she doesn't need mean old Kitty Iris to put her in her place.
Yes, you do.
I'm gonna pout away.
Am I wrong?
No, for what it's worth, I think you're right,
and I don't think you're out of line.
And for what it's worth,
if that little girl was stolen,
I would go to the ends of the hills and back
to make sure she was safe.
We're gonna find them.
I'm with you, 100%.
We're gonna find them.
It's gonna be all right.
Oh, God, I wish my head was pounding.
Oh, all right.
less restoration on him and cure his hangout.
Yeah, you suddenly feel like a million bucks.
Oh my God, you can just do that?
Yes.
Why do you think we're best friends?
I was gonna swear off wine for that.
But now you're telling me that I can just enjoy
alcohol and you can just fix it?
Yes, of course.
You just simply have to ask.
Don't bar or Felix.
I mean, I've been so uptight my whole life.
I just, you know, I can loosen up a little bit.
Iris, thank you.
I was thank you so much.
I felt like my brain was just in molasses all morning,
and now I'm like, I'm ready to go.
We can go save those people.
Yes, we need you in tip-top shape
to make sure the children are.
Perfect.
Do we know where the game system is?
Do we let me tell us on right?
It's not one moment.
It is northeast past the dragon's,
fire woods and we need to look for a trail.
Perfect. You make your way to the outskirts.
Where does you go? Before we go do anything, I run to Alessandro
and I give him a piece of park and says, have your musicians practices
so we can perform them when we get back.
I'll give you the lyrics when we get back, but this is just the notes.
This is the press, all right? And then I run and then I run away.
You see that he's actually, he has a pitch form.
It's a two-pronged pitch form as he's a,
heeding hay into a large trough.
And there's probably at least, as you look around on the edge of this camp, that he's
tending to probably about 20 horses, varying ages and sizes and colors.
As you look at them and you actually get the sense that the horses that Sergei and his
knights were riding were Mastani horses.
And that's probably why they were able to just to traverse the treacher's landscape as well
as effortlessly as they did, and that seems as it was to be one of Alessandro's things.
And as he said, you're going to awake, everyone is doing fine.
Thank you.
Misha, I think is going to learn a little bit of respect.
I apologize from my little girl.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it's nothing.
And thank you.
And here, take this.
As he said, I'm glad you found me before you left.
I thought I'd be done by the time you all made yourself, made your way to the beastwood.
If we have a sense of urgency about this, we're going to go and take care of business.
Yes, that is where I think from, but Sophia,
and I told me that it's my best guess.
Look in that area.
Oh, yeah, no, okay, yeah.
You see?
There's a lake.
There's like Zorović, and then there's the mountains,
is up towards there.
It's apparently hidden away behind a very dense ticket,
behind deep into a ravine.
Pick it? Okay.
Yeah, I think this is clear.
Appreciate it.
We'll be back.
Work on the story, and we'll be back
as soon as we can around.
You can practice as soon as our morning chores are done.
We save my friends.
Cheers.
I run back to the group and join up wherever we're...
You see the mage handy.
He's using superstitation and magic to help him in his...
Nice Biden, by the way.
and I return to the group.
You all join.
I have a map, and we can do this on foot.
We can do this on foot or we can walk.
How far does it look?
Well, I can tell you right here.
Wait, did you just say we can do this on foot or we can walk?
Because I feel, Caprice, that those are the same things.
Well, the third option is that we can go on foot, yes.
How far does it look on the net?
It looks like it'll take you probably from you,
your rough estimation, by the time you think it'll take you to get there, probably if you
hoof it, about three hours. Oh, yeah. Three to four hours. Does hoof it mean on?
No, no. If we set out immediately, we can make it in no time at all. I totally do.
Do you want me to go back and see if I can get some orphan? I don't want to put these people out
anymore. They did have like 20. I don't think that's necessary. I'm worried that if we're going
to where there are were were wolves, that horses could be in trouble. Maybe we'd be a little.
I'm glad you said that.
It's only a few hours walk.
Let's leave right away.
Agreed. Toa, you all right?
What does that mean?
I take a few steps, very large steps away from Toa.
I sigh heavily and I walk over to Toa.
I put my hand on the stomach and I cast lesser restoration.
Kind of spell, kind of spell.
Kind of spell.
That's the real iris.
No, no.
Please do not waste the guy.
Oh, Iris. Iris.
Iris.
Oh, I feel so much better.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
That was real close.
There was like a life of death.
I saw my life flesh before my eyes.
Or I saw...
Yes, you weren't.
Does a gross of eggs.
How many eggs are my gross eggs?
It's 144.
Yeah.
I had probably had three gross eggs.
Just a plural of gross.
Gross is more than one gross.
Grooze.
Or perhaps a gross.
Well, if a mouse is mice, isn't right?
Exactly right.
I think it's gross.
I'll think you're right.
Iris, I think what Toll is trying to say is that we both overdid it a little bit last night and we're sorry.
And we won't make you use Anubis's divine power to cure our hangovers anymore.
I'm happy to do it.
No, no.
No. You have better things to be doing.
And Nubis has better things to be doing than during a hangover.
But I appreciate it, and I won't be putting you in that position anymore.
You slept well last night, didn't you?
I don't know if I did.
I had some whole nightmares, and then that ringing in my head, that damn alarm.
Oh, and that poor girl, I almost turned her to ash.
That would have been horrible.
Yeah.
It's common, though.
Don't cry.
You probably didn't even need to use a spell.
You could have just punched her in the face and she would have died.
I would never do that.
You could say, I cast punch.
I don't know that.
I don't punch people.
That's not really my thing.
I think they usually get towed it before me.
When Felix punches, it's like zero damage.
What is that supposed to?
It's at least one point of change.
We've got over this again and again.
No, I mean, it's one plus your modifier, but if you modify it's negative.
Minimum one.
I didn't say that problem.
I mean, if I had to put a number on my modifier restraint in zero, so I'm pretty sure that if
some random jackass in a bar were to challenge me to fun, I could punch you a bunch of times and I would,
I would punch you a bunch of times, you'd be dead.
Felix, you know what's crazy?
Is that at level one, I could have said you once, not QM.
Look at you.
You're like made of rock.
I wouldn't refute that for a second.
You could punch Lutti right now and probably knock her out.
No.
Take a few punches, probably, but...
All right.
I bet you could do it in one.
Well, let's see.
Yeah, my money's on Towa.
Would you like to bet?
Bond Bigdellop.
I'm not really a punchy kind of guy.
What's that supposed to meet?
Now I've talked you up.
I put a hundred gold on Lutti.
To what?
To beat Towa?
Yes.
I'm a pacifist.
to knock him out.
I don't fight my friends.
I'm not going to fight you.
I'm going to punch toe right in the chin.
I can't reach your chin.
I'm going to punch you right in the gut.
And then all three groats of eggs come back back.
Which would be like, what, a hundred and a hundred and a waste my
reservation.
Four hundred and forty four eggs.
Is that right?
No, that's not even.
That's not almost.
550, I'm guessing.
I'm assuming.
Can I hear a hundred or two?
Oh, no.
144 times three.
Oh, I actually wasn't that far off.
432.
That's not bad.
I'm gonna just listen to this conversation thinking about how like you were a soldier
and at least they made you do push-ups.
So you're having a zero versus my negative one.
Everybody jokes about me being this like weakling.
But yes, compared to Toa, I'm horrific.
weak, but like, I can still
punch a commenter to death.
Like, that's unironically.
I could still beat the ever-living
fuck out of some dude in a bar if he
picked a fight with me. Like, I'm still
a soldier. It's just,
I'm not towish wrong. I'm not like,
you know. Iris strong.
How strong are you? I have plus one.
Oh, bullshit!
I have. Bullshit!
I'm only plus one.
So, but with Lofi and Iris, they're
strong. I just... Yes, but I'm really strong.
Only technically until I learn tense or something.
Hold them down and tickle him until he throws up.
Once I learned tensors transformation, though, I can even rip Toa's head off.
Felix's torso just like triples in size.
I don't know if we're just standing at the edge of the camera.
I'll say you're walking through the walk.
Thank God.
You've been walking through the Dragon Flame Forest.
I'll be singing the entire time, as per usual.
role, just making the walk to do that much easier by whistling and coming up with some
lyrics, telling stories. At this point, bargularly, you look and you're getting towards the
outskirts of the Dragon Flame Forest, and you see where it gets its name, you see a group
of skeletons in a clearing where it seems as if the grass and the underbrush has recently been
burned away and you see charred skeletons of, they seem to all be humanoid, but probably
about six of that in a pile.
I'm not going to lie, as soon as you said we saw a group of skeletons, I assumed they
were all just like hanging out.
Standing around.
And like, hey, Jim, like, oh, we're skeletons today.
Skeleton Jim!
We've been walking to the wrong forest and now we're a bunch of skeletons.
One has an upright bays.
Yeah!
Hey, Jim, do you want to go into the camp?
No, I don't have to go.
Doing the bone dance. Exactly. Exactly.
It's, hey, boom, daddy. I got a bone to pick with you.
I'm really glad that they're in a pile and not doing a stand-up dance.
You get the sense that this one is...
Not doing anything, really.
You see that there's a gulke skeleton and an owl folk skeleton as well.
You get the sense that perhaps a Shatter Kai and a number of ghouls
attempted to scout out this area and got...
By the trees.
That seemed to be the implication.
Allegedly.
We should be really nause to these trees.
I've never seen a tree that can light things on fire.
You would think that a tree wouldn't light fire very much.
But you don't know, Felix.
What?
He's skinny like a tree, and he likes things on fire.
Okay, well, first off, that is really rude.
Second of all, we were, I mean, we heard that voice.
He heard the lie.
Thank you.
When we were with Besher, we heard something about,
being okay that we walk amongst the trees.
Yeah, that's true.
I think we've been given some sort of pass,
and I think it's all because of Escher.
We know that the forest can talk, so, hello, forest.
Good morning.
If you can hear us,
and we hope you have a very lovely day as a forest.
You hear a voice.
I'm causing minor illusion.
Thanks, Kowah.
Really appreciate your time.
Have a great walk.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that was nice.
I think the forest looks us.
Why would you be nice to a tree?
You just, I don't know, you don't like, cut it down, you don't like...
Oh, like firewood.
You could hug it, I guess.
I mean, you just, you know, be mindful of it, you know?
Can you put some of your water on it so it has a drink?
Water?
Water.
Okay.
the nice breeze whips through the dragon flame forest
and you feel safe at a piece in the
the morning sun turns, gets closer to noon as the sun
or rather rises in the sky
and it feels pleasantly warm.
It's a huge change from the time you've spent
in Scephrenil lately.
And however, the pleasant walk through these woods
come to an end
sooner than you'd like
although it is closer
to your destination
as you see that
tree line
of the beastwood
ahead of you
and you make your way
into the forest
of narrow branches
reaching up to the sky
as of begging
for absolution
and despite being there
of any leaves
still casts a great shadow
as you are covered
in more darkness
than you
were beneath the canopy of those dragon fire trees.
As you see the faces,
equally begging for that help wailing,
as if whatever last moments those trees had were in absolute agony,
if those really are indeed the faces of the trees.
And you proceed.
You hear the occasional,
far-off animal, very occasional how the echoes through the valley.
You hear rocks to fall down and you look over as you see a sickly looking deer.
Looks a little bit emaciated.
Trying to root around in the earth.
You see a little blade of grass coming up from the ground as it bites that end.
set at and then as you approach it looks at you and bolts away.
As you continue to make your way and you walk through the Beastwood for about three hours,
and you have the map that Alessandro gave you, and you attempted to follow the best you can
as the, you make your way through the outer ring of the Beastwood, and now it's mixed in
with just the same standard, large, dark trees of the black forests of Skeffron,
as you're away from that ring of taps trees for that precious oil
that the cult had so greedily harbursed.
And I'm going to need everyone to make us survive with the channel.
Oh boy.
At advantage because you have a map.
I'm going to do a group survival and see how long.
What?
Another natural 20.
Wow.
Geez.
Natural 20.
Wow.
Okay.
Well, I got a 16, so I got an 18 total, so I'm actually pretty happy with that.
I got a 16.
Dude, dice are rolling.
Like, hot fire!
He's rolling really well tonight.
It was like looking prime.
This table was fire, apparently.
Hot fire.
It's been a hot table for a while.
19.
Somebody did something in this table.
Yeah.
It was all that Welsh we just spilled.
Oh, I thought it was abysmal.
We summoned some kind of table demons.
It turns out that abyssal was definitely.
I have to do that I deegan.
I love global demon.
You silly go-go-go-gug.
Giggle, wiggle, giggle.
Poor Mike, it was like trying to DM.
I'm sorry about it.
After about three hours, you arrived to where you think the point on the map is.
You see, you see the bit of Lake Zarov
as the elevation increases through the ring of the dragon flame, the dragon fire trees.
As you cross-referencing it, you see this massive mountain rising up and the smaller mountains all around it forming this valley.
And you look and you see, you use the, you're tracking the ground and actually, as you follow the map, you feel, you follow the map, you feel.
find some tracks, and it's unmistakable in the earth a series of canine-like feet and dozens of
sets. And you see that it's actually going in the direction of very dense thicket of both
these dead trees of the bee's village, also these barred dense black forest trees, and you
continue to make your way, and you see as the elevation increases, you think you might be
going in the wrong direction. Then eventually there's a dip. You see a very narrow ravine
go deeper as the elevation descends. And then you see a canyon open up in a large
ravine with trees densely packed on all sides, as of shading it from the skies above,
perhaps with watchful wearings. And you see now
in this almost as if the earth itself has been hollowed out but it is a natural
phenomenon you see an entrance along this cliff face the mountain rising high up
and you see now that at the very end of this open space with mouth of a cave and jutting
out from the top and the bottom of it are stone formation that look like the
mall of an enormous
You all are able to hear them.
Okay, all right.
It's fine.
We kind of expected this, so let's just all go carefully.
Wait.
Should we like announce ourselves or?
We should stage respect.
Yeah, that's fine.
We can stage respect.
Are we walking in?
Did I not do that?
I thought I was doing it.
No, I think it was me that wasn't doing.
Well, I think everyone seems quiet to me.
We can talk a little bit.
So, that's fine.
Quietly.
What?
Oh, oh, I'm sorry.
Steve to me.
Oh.
I never know these scenarios if we should.
should sneak up on the person that we're trying to sneak up on or if we should just be like,
hey, let's be upfront about it and say hello.
I think we should sneak and try to get some more information.
Maybe like, hide behind a rock and look over and then they'll be discussing some important plan probably when we get up there.
Oh, yeah?
You think that's what's going to happen?
I mean, you never know.
I mean, maybe.
Do you speak were a wolf?
You described this ravine as rubbly and then some sort of our perimeter.
Yeah, so basically, like, here I'll just draw a loose thing, right?
I love from each thing.
So basically, you know, there was a small ravine that went down,
and then basically this is large,
and this is basically the mountain faces, it's going on up,
and then you see kind of, here's like the wolf snout, right?
And then so here's the kid.
We're doing it live, friends.
And then it's loose rubly,
and then the ravine opens up to this large area.
And it's all filled with trees.
And it's, no, this is barren,
but on the ravine above you.
So it's probably about 20 feet up.
There's trees that are growing up,
leaning over.
And almost, you see roots coming down,
like, and growing out and growing under the clip base.
We hear movement snarling, scratching.
You hear echoing.
There's a lot of echoing that sounds like wolf-like beings
that's coming from, you know,
it's a large caverns, it's a lot of echo.
So it's not like it's be difficult to presume
that there would be notes.
Is it apparent to me that we would be able to get up to the wall
or get to sneak, just, you know,
it seems like an open space.
Yeah, it's open.
It's pretty loose rubble at Earth and dirt.
So I know this is gonna be a shot in the dark.
I know that you can go on invisible Caprice.
And if you'd like to check it out and maybe go ahead,
I can go with you because I still have a little bit of dust and disappearance.
Oh yeah?
That's a good idea.
That way, you're not going alone.
We can just take a quick look, and we'll come right back.
I mean, if you're sure, it could be dangerous.
Of course.
That's why we're going to go in a pair.
And worst case scenario, I can get Caprice and I out of trouble
a lot faster than Caprice can get himself out of trouble.
Well, you should have some kind of code word to yell or shout,
so we know to like rushing if you need help.
Just one moment.
Sure.
Do you want the, would you like it to be something like Hector Crab Man?
What is that? You're going to throw him into hysterics again.
Then you'll know that it's super dangerous.
What do you know about Hictimannerman?
I know.
I tell you everything.
You told us everything.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You even sang it really did.
You got up here.
You sang it's a song.
You drew the picture.
I don't want to assume these weird wounds with Hictor Manhame in case they are nice
weird.
All right.
What would you prefer our dangerous code work to be?
No, no, we don't mean a code word.
I've got an idea.
Okay.
All right.
Uh, yeah.
Well, you've got your, your club, uh, uh,
What do you call it?
Totum?
Your totem.
Yeah, sorry.
I couldn't think it would work.
Okay.
What I'm going to do, you just have to concentrate on not fighting the spell I'm going to cast on you.
Okay?
Now, what I want you to do, I suggest that you hold this outstretched.
Your toad.
Then you fail.
I fail.
I choose to fail.
You choose to fail.
All right.
Now, if something happens to me,
me or we need to work a break concentration, you'll drop your totem and then you'll let it
run with us.
That's actually kind of pretty...
Oh, wow.
That's a great.
Wait, well.
And look, at the end of the day, if things really go pear-shaped, I can get Cabriac and I out in the flash of an eye.
Yeah.
I never understood that saying. I love pairs.
Pear-shaped?
Yeah.
What's wrong with a pair?
There's nothing wrong with a pair.
Especially things that are.
pair shape of that.
Yeah, but so why.
I want to get into that right now.
I don't want to explore the...
They're sweet and delicious.
Anyway, the point is, and I pop open the dust of disappearance.
This isn't going to last too long.
I got a few minutes, all right?
You got a few minutes?
Yeah.
Oh, I was going to do this for eight hours.
All right, let's go.
You were going to leave Toa like that for eight hours?
No, I mean, I've got an hour to zoop and I make myself invisible.
Oh, sweet, wards.
And I pour the dust of disappearance.
So, my own, my own is over and I'm going to do so.
My own is over and I'm going to do so.
really tired.
Oh, I got seven total minutes.
Okay.
We don't have a lot of time to go.
Okay.
I need to make a style check at advantage as you begin to huff it.
You see both Felix and Caprice,
total advantage.
That was destined to be what it was.
No, no, mine was absolutely.
But any roll butt three.
I got a six.
But poop.
But poop.
I got a six.
Okay.
Or perhaps my main team will help.
Ha, fuck, poof.
As, do your thing, but as we begin to steal, I whisper to Caprice,
just hold my hand, all right?
Because if we have to get out of trouble in a flash, I can do it, all right?
Can you just hold this?
What the hell is that?
Ah, sweet, bravely, queen, stop it.
Give me your hand.
No!
Stop!
What is that?
Your tail?
I assume it's his tail.
But it's some fleshy appendage that I'm not.
Okay with your hand complete my teeth fling flap full no you touch my
Caprice please okay okay okay and and then don't let go because we have to get out in a heartbeat
I can get us out and far away very quickly but you have to be holding me just by the hand
well as long as we're touching but the hand is safest all right hit me right we need the way you
you're one with the timer no no you leave the way okay let's both go together
Fine.
Lockstep style, we make our way down through and into the mouth, or looking into the mouth.
Under my breath, but a little too loud, I say, die, miss Tala.
And from my heart's keeping.
As you make your way through, you see the large wolf-like snout emerging on both the top and the bottom.
As you peer in and you see that this is a cave that immediately starts going down and opens up.
And you can see that this space is so large and is illuminated by torchlight that are staked into the ground.
And you see very clearly at the front that there are four huge wolves that are just in the cliff face.
Two are sitting up and two are lying down as you continue to make your way.
And you see now that as you peer in, it's difficult to see as the space opens up and it's just dim in the torchlight, the silhouette almost of what looks like a sturdy female silhouette that seems to be walking that is armed probably with some sort of possible as you see that and she seems to be basically the edge of the sea.
edge of your site down into this tunnel that then begins to open up.
Does it look like they're, that the wolves are so close that we wouldn't be able to
silently, even invisibly get passed them without a noticed sound or footprint embedding itself in the dirt?
As you make your way through, you're trying to discern that. You might be able to
squeeze by in some pretty large cliff face. You see that there are a couple of bones chewing about.
You see now that there's actually bones that
are in the gravel and rubble, but the stones.
Nelson Bian animals about, you see that one of the wolves is gnawing it,
a tiny little bit of sinew, that one of the wolves is actually,
one of the ones is lying down, trying to get its tongue around
and try to scrape off of maybe like a leg bone of a little...
I'm picturing the dogs would sort of the stone. That's great.
Yeah, and as you approach, however, you're trying to discern that.
I would say we're moving quick.
You were moving, we know it all the time.
I'm pulling on Felix's hand.
Yeah, and you are pulling on the hand.
Moved up.
Yeah, that's up.
Yeah, that's up.
As you begin to, as you begin to approach, you hear,
and a growling, as they, as the wolves look back in each other,
and there's very clearly ascensions there,
as they start to growl.
And you then hear growling above you as some shadows from the tree line above you start to appear as more huge wolf-like shapes.
Stick their heads over the cleft as they all seem to be scanning the ravine.
Where we are?
No, no, no.
The ravine where they are.
Oh, my God.
The reed in front of the mouth of the cave.
And these are roles of thick, dark rays,
and dark brown and blacks.
Yes.
And they're standing some look to be scarred up.
And, yeah.
Clarification, is it the mouth of the cave
or the cave at the mouth?
Yes.
Perfect.
Fine distinction.
You're classic.
Let's get smell.
Let's come on.
Let's get into the cave so it's a passage.
Leap to wake, go, go, go, go.
I'm going to actually, instead of flowing down
with this information in my brain,
I'm going to speed up and try to get past him
so it's like, oh, the smell is the sun of wind.
I'm actually going to push Felix and I
to get deeper into the cave as quickly as we think.
Um, I would, okay, I will say,
I need to make another, uh, another self-check
at advantage, and we're in the case.
another perception for the goal and they seem to get high alert better I got a nine this time
man I suck I miss Vandras 17 um and and you're pulling I'm I'm talking I'm talking
and the feeling and you're trying to follow behind you and you hear the the rubble as uh as it kicks
and a bunch of gravel and stones are kicked across and you hear
a rough female voice call out.
Here the arrows coming to make the trade.
Who goes there?
We can smell you.
Well, so here's the thing.
I was gonna say, press the digitization
lets you make an odd odor,
but it's only 10-fibrate.
So it's not like I can tell them where we are.
And the growling starts to be louder.
As you see a, um,
The silhouette of the woman, she steps more into the light as she steps towards the cave of the mouth.
And she has a braided red hair, and her face is all scarred up.
As she scans this ravine in front of the community.
I'll stop and just...
Yeah, yep, yep, and I would do the same.
I'm holding Caprice's hand and I'm following his lead.
Fantastic.
How many minutes?
How many minutes?
I would say we get accomplished a lot in eight minutes, but we don't have a lot of time.
We don't have a lot of time.
We don't have a lot of time.
What was your actual question?
Oh, my actual question was, can you fanfuss into the kid?
Yes.
I want you to see if you're saying that to him out loud.
I mean, I'm pulling real close, and I'm like,
But I would say make a stealth check because you know they're they're on on guard here
Oh damn it. I am it's gotten worse and worse
I'm going to 14 14 um you you uh you uh hear the the uh the disruption of gravel
pine as rocks kick the back of your boots and
as three massive wolves leap from the cliff face behind you and land and begin to sniff
around, getting closer, as all four wolves from the mouth start to sniff around as well
as they're beginning to pincerally on either side. And they say, we fulfilled our end of the
bargain. You need to do yours if it is one of you elves. Let's make this quick.
Ivar will not be happy if you're playing tricks.
What was the name?
Ivar.
Ivar.
Ivar.
I-V-A-R. You got it.
Can we see this happening?
Are they far enough away?
I would say this is very clear now.
The wolves have jumped down.
There's two to that now.
They just made it to the...
We basically made it to the mouth entrance,
essentially.
You may have got an eye plus the reception.
I will, knowing that I'm certainly blowing my...
are ever even further perhaps.
I'll just quickly go.
Bob us in or pop us out.
Either take us back to the group or take us deeper.
So him asking that question of whether or not we can get to safety or go deeper,
I would have looked around and just tried to see if there was a spot deeper within the cave
that is undercover or, you know, someplace that we could hide behind
or whether or not if that doesn't exist, we have to get back what we came from.
is what I would try to perceive.
Okay, I need to make a quick perception because quick disadvantage.
Sure.
Do you have twists.
I am rolling everything just straight up the same way.
I don't hate the idea of twisting it.
Twisted.
I don't even know if is perception an inchet.
It's whiz.
Yeah, let me get, let me grab a little twister.
Yeah, one of those twistering.
Bang.
Right here, thank you, Chad.
And let me give this one another roll.
It will never be found again.
We'll disappear forever.
Okay.
So I actually got an 18 total on my perception.
Thank you.
Yeah, that's pretty good.
Okay, you look and you see that although there are actually the,
this cave seems to actually be some sort of network of tunnels in catalyst.
And there seems to be different rooms and tunnel that go out further,
all with torches on these large stakes.
illuminate it, there's such a long, there's a very long entrance way with, you see now that
there's at least three humanoid shapes that are also armed that are, that are stepping to
join this scarred of female. So do I feel that deeper into the cave there's anywhere to
hide? I would say where you think you could go, probably no. It's all very open and it seems to be
as if they're on a very higher alert,
as if they've been loitering around the entrance
of this cave, waiting for someone.
So then what I would say was with that assessment...
Yeah, it's very quick to pretend.
It's all you need.
I would very quickly, in one motion,
holding Caprice's hand in one hand,
with my other hand, I would,
about 10 feet away,
make, press-exed you just hate a really foul odor.
It's just a sensory thing that they can smell.
And then my version,
verbal command would be looking towards where I think Caprius is insane hang on tight and
Dimension Doras back what we came from okay I need to make a deception check
sure oh okay is a good one make an inside check here oh not bad not bad not bad
it's gonna be a 16 total 16 they got a 13 as the you you see that she's
she's getting on edge she steps in and she is very
very broad, incredibly muscular.
And she said,
Why are you doing this?
We had a deal.
And suddenly this incredibly disgusting odor
appeared.
Like rotten meat.
Or rotten meat.
Disgusting.
And all six of the wolves
leap forward towards that direction
as you were able to bolt
in the other direction.
If she pulls out a heavy crossbow
and just shoots in the direction
towards the smell.
And then so I would say that we basically have 500 feet, you know, if we've gone down or however.
Yeah, 500 feet, we would go back up to where we started, right?
I'd say you're able to, they're distracted.
And we land and.
Oh, we got out.
We're good.
We're good.
As you hear shouting voices and the wolves are now sniffing around incredibly distracted by this as three more humanoid shapes, one woman and two men.
They all have a bit scruffy-looking hair and facial hair for the men.
As they're all looking around as two have axes, another one has a sword,
as they're now starting to look around with, you see one more with a skulking along the top of the ridge,
probably coming in your direction.
So I would say we run back to the rest of the group.
Yeah, you're now in Felix and Toa now peer with the rest of you.
So good news and bad news.
The bad news, part of the bad news is that I'm not as stealth as Caprices,
and that they probably are aware that we're here.
The good news is that they were already expecting somebody anyway,
and were on really high alert,
so we really didn't do that much damage to the situation.
No, the real pro-care is that they're all together in the same four of area.
Right, and we couldn't really think past them or get deeper into the cave
without confronting them regardless.
We also learned the name Ivar, and that they made a deal with...
Presumably the Shidar guy.
The Shadrard guy that were asking is like,
Hey, elves, we made our part of the deal.
Why haven't you left up your part of the deal?
So they're working with King Warwick then?
It's certainly presumable.
Well, now I won't feel bad if I kill them.
We can incinerate them all.
Well, maybe not go that for me.
We try to knock them out first.
Sorry, I'm still really hooked up on the fact
that they're stealing the kids and probably killing them.
No, I think we have a foot in the door here.
We go to them and we say the Shadark Karas fuck you.
There's no deal.
You're never going to get it.
Join us.
Let's go see if we can make a deal with,
I like that idea.
It's a great idea.
Just...
I haven't dropped a concert trip.
Oh!
Do you know how many for the whole man?
It's Capris!
I'm going to be worth this for the rest of the day, just so you know.
I mean, it's another seven and a half hours.
Ah, well, my point is that you do your thing.
Maybe we just wait right here and you go and just walk down,
then you explain the whole thing, and then if things go hair-shaped,
then we just rush in and look, fight them.
I got us out. I can even get back in and get you out again
if things go pear-shaped again.
Well, why do you come with me in this time?
Where do we all go?
Visibly. Fine.
You told me they're up to shady bays it sounds like.
The shouting voices, as the smell dissipates,
they start to turn and get closer
as you see the looming shape of a dark gray wolf.
I also completely forgot to mention that before we left,
have left the smell of a horrific fart.
I knew that would get a lift in the second you see it.
I'm like, well, here it comes.
Yep, there it is.
It keeps going.
Why don't we all go?
We send a representative.
I think we said Caprice.
I was saying Caprice.
I'll talk.
I'll go.
Fine.
Well, it could be more conspicuous than a fart.
It was like roting me.
That's not any...
There are like a hundred other smells you could have chosen before.
My guide is pretty extreme.
Or rotting meat.
You're just gerald from
winter.
No, I thought.
I thought.
Just fucking milk and cheese
and just a full raw meat.
Literally.
Could have been a skunk.
No.
No.
I thought that I wanted to go
with the rotting carrion.
I mean, they're meat eaters.
I wanted to go with like a,
like a rod.
No, but like think about things
that would naturally occur in a firm.
Do you want to play Felix?
Because I only trust Nikki to play Felix.
Oh!
I don't concentrate.
as the totem falls to the ground.
Why the fuck would there be a skunk
in a goddamn wolf cave?
What?
That's probably what they're eating.
Oh, I can get you out.
Go. Be our representative.
I'll save you if I have to.
Thank you kindly.
And then I will turn and I will steal myself.
I have let Toa work the kinks out of his arm.
I pick up my totem.
You did this for eight minutes, which is actually pretty hard.
Maybe not for you, actually.
That's a heavy totem.
Yeah, but it's a heavy totem.
So I turn and I will have a hefty jog.
This is going to be so good.
And just be like, all smiles and make my way towards the wolf pack,
presumably a dozen plus this one scarf woman.
Yes, the wolves.
And so you're just going and playing with you.
Now, yeah, I'm going to use the center of the pack.
I'm walking down. Hey, hey, hey there. Hi, hello. And you see as, I need to say, quick persuasion check.
Just as, I just want to see like how convincing this is from a charisma state. I'm walking in confidently and bravely. And with a persuasion check, you say? Give me a 24.
Oh, wow.
Hell yeah.
Let's go.
As you see the woman step forward with the three more,
the three more, where a lichenthrobes behind her,
as she's taken aback and she raises her heavy crossbow and reloads him.
Oh, oh.
And says, what are these games?
Did you have Fiona or not?
I don't know who that is.
I come from, uh, I come from across the forest.
I come from the city of new Zerevalkia, Zerevich,
and I come with good tidings, with an olive branch, to say hello,
and to make a deal of something of an alliance.
My name is Cabritsio de Cessco.
You can call me Caprice.
It's a pleasure to meet you.
I'm a bit of a troubadour.
I talk a little too much, but, you know,
this is a little scary when you're having a crossbow pointed out at you.
I just want to say while this is happening,
I am very much keeping my eye on degrees.
and waiting just in case I have to go.
Can you do my thing.
You hear, as you do that, I need to make a persuasion check.
And as you step forward, you see motion from the cliff all around you
as three more wolves stick their heads out,
and you now see one, two, three, four, five crossbow met.
All point their crossbows at you.
And what did you get?
26.
Get more, me.
She, she.
She looks at you and she seems confused.
Are you expecting me to believe you're not with the ghoul leaders?
And the timing is just tense.
The ghoul leaders?
No, no, I don't know who that is.
I, look, look.
The elves.
Don't, don't, don't, don't shoot.
I was given a map straight here based on where we thought you might be.
And I, I've come alone just to say,
hi, um, we, we, we, we learned some important information, uh, and we understand that, uh,
you're very powerful group. We think that there's a, a chance for us to, to help both parties,
but I, I'm, I'm basically an ambassador, an officer of force.
What do you want?
Oh, we, you know, I should not shoot you right now.
Well, well, you shouldn't shoot me because I wouldn't be able to go back and organize the meeting
that we want to talk through, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, sort of a, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, a, uh, sort of a, uh, uh, uh,
fire, what's the word, uh, uh, uh, no fire treaty type operation where we, we get to know each other and
maybe we have some, uh, common interests in mind and, uh, uh, we, we, we, we treat you nice,
you treat us nice, you growing respect. Uh, we grow, we grow, we're both of our power.
I, I don't know, you, you seem really on edge, but honestly, I'm just, I'm just here for this
one purpose.
What your trades are coming?
Me.
19.
You know, no.
You see.
It's not really good.
She...
Role of five.
She...
She stops and she thinks for a moment.
She's not the day for this.
Vival will know what to do.
You're coming with me.
Do you have anyone with you?
I'll know if you're lying.
Iva will hear you out.
Because if I shoot you and I wasn't supposed to,
Iva will give me hell.
and I'm not going to make that kind of decision
when I need to be keeping out for elves.
Do we hear this?
Yes, this is echoing through.
I immediately rush.
Oh, no, he is friends.
He is friends.
Here we are, and I dragged Felix out with me.
There's a few of us.
We're here, and we're just keeping an eye on him
to make sure that nothing happens,
but everything that he said, we also agree with.
We want to be friends.
Damn it, so what?
Hyrus, don't go.
I'm worried.
And you do that and you're like,
Iris and I are conquering in the shadows.
You immediately get pulled and she points at you.
Are you with the feathers?
What?
What does that mean?
Ravens.
Oh, no, no, no.
We're not with the order of the feathers.
We haven't even met them.
We don't know.
We know they exist.
That's it.
Are you missing someone important to you?
The whole thing is getting back people that are taken.
It's a very complex situation, which we're very willing to explain.
So if you need help getting back, Fiona, maybe we can help you out and get her back.
If we could help get someone else back.
We're putting yourself at your mercy here because we think that there's actually a lot of aligned planets where we all walk away very happy.
You're talking about elves? Are they fucking you over?
Because maybe we can help.
They have the pack for your daughter.
See?
Yeah, really.
Okay.
All right.
It's all starting to come together.
We're supposed to be bringing up back today.
Right.
So maybe we all just have a quick conversation, explain what we're coming from them.
Maybe we can help you out as well.
We could help you.
We could wait until they show up and then we could just kill them real quick and get it back.
If you want to deliver her.
We've already fulfilled her under the bargain.
That's it.
He doesn't matter.
We're not going to risk any more dark sorcery.
Well, there's no dark sorcery.
We just want everybody who belongs to the people that they belong to to to be returned to
home safely.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart.
We'll see what our gun is.
Of course, he's the small, right?
Fine, fine.
We need to have a conversation.
That's all I'm trying to say.
Come.
Come with me.
Welcome to night, Bain.
Thank you.
Um, what's your...
What's your name?
Marla.
Marla.
Marla.
Beautiful name.
Sorry.
I would be behaving just like you if I were in your shoes.
Take us to eye bar.
Let's sit down and have a little powwow.
Lufthine Arras, can you please join us?
There's a backseat that you can all see right up there.
They should come with us, I think, because we're all friends.
Oh, dear.
He really just called us up.
I know, darling.
What are we doing?
She looks absolutely bewildered as she, and she's very on edge.
And you can see now that she's starting to crack into wildness to her eyes as several of the walls from the cliff face and two of the crossbow men start to walk along the end.
We are the run forever and we never see these fuckers again.
Oh we go.
What do you think?
I'm up with either.
How fast can you run?
I mean so fast.
so fast. Let's go. Like up walls.
Can you imagine it's just Iris and Lifty were gone from the campbate because they ran all the way out of Skethernalia?
No way! They just fucking ran for a fucking wherever!
Fuck are you! Oh my god, what a fantastic end.
No, I think we need to go make sure that they're going to be open you.
Okay.
Improdite me in the woods alone just in case they get attacked by the elves.
You're still holding me.
I'm like,
I'm like ragged hoeing as you're like,
it's very dangerous, thank you Lord.
Oh my thought.
I want to be like what's fucking dudes.
You never see these fuckers ever again.
I think you're right.
I think we should run.
And as I say that, I'm going to step very loudly,
accidentally on a tree branch that cracks and, oh.
Big growl.
Okay.
Oh, here we are.
Yes, oh, we're here.
Here they are, we see up there.
Hello.
I'm going to give you one chance.
Is this the rest of her?
Yeah.
Well, one moment.
One, two, three, four, five.
Yes.
Hands to my chest.
Yeah, hands to his chest.
Hope to.
Bear be blessed.
I hope he blessed.
You're terrible.
Terrible.
As she points the crossbows at you.
and as well as the rest of the crossmen,
they aim directly at you.
I feel like we made your wrong decision.
Two of the men that one has an axe, one has a sword.
You see their, you hear a sickening pop
and the shifting of flesh as they grow hair
and morph into giant wolves.
I don't care for it.
And follow behind you.
As Marla urges you,
to enter the cabinet.
Do the guys that just shifted into wolves
look like the other wolves?
Yep, they're all the same.
So we could probably presume that they're all werewolves
and it's not a mix of werewolves and actual.
And like, I would say that you can make that
as a deduction.
Goodness gracious, thank you.
All right, well just here, take us to your leader
and we'll have a nice chance.
Yeah, I would hands up follow.
Yeah, and we were not hiding.
We would just, um,
So they were sent to me, an ambassador.
We were observing.
To start the initial relationship.
I don't know if you know this.
You probably don't know this, but Iris is royalty.
So it's like we can't just walk her into your lovely cave.
Oh, okay.
Shut up.
You shut up.
You don't you.
No, you.
Shh.
As you.
Shut up.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah, I'll shut up.
Yeah, I'll shut up.
I was supposed to be...
And you...
I love you.
The answer to that question is
as you make your way in
and you see as the
the torches start to illuminate the walls
and the different tunnel that go off
and then the space
starts to open up.
And you see
as there's...
seems to be as you pass a
will look like a kennel with these iron bars
and wolves
gnawing at some bone
that seem to be considerably smaller
than the ones that had
that are surrounding you, escorting you,
as two more
they stand back up
and walk side by side
as human figures behind you.
And you hear the
shouting of voices and
some are laughing, some are yelling at each other
as it echoes through this chamber,
as it then opens up and you see
pathways down. You hear the running of water as there is a stream and it opens up to what looks like a verifiable
city within this cavern. As you see now, there's a huge cavern system where that built and carved into all of these walls are
doorways and windows and flanks by torches. You see a waterfall from this tavern making its way as there's a
it stream with a bridge will over it.
As you, as you wind through, you, you see,
you see that there is a larger cavern space
that you're making your way towards.
As you see all of these wolves and humans,
and then you actually look and you see
there seems to be one creature that is a hybrid
of the two, standing on two legs with an elongated,
elongated snout covered in hair
as it just snarls down at you.
As Marla is giving threatening glares
and some that are looking,
and give me a taste, just a little taste.
And some of them actually start to, you look,
and you now see that the meat is sticking to the ribs
on some of these.
Human form, wolf form, and, and hot,
as they're staring, you see now as what looks like a little wolf puppy
scampers and makes its way alongside one of the higher levels of this internal cavern city
and then goes behind the leg of a woman staring down and then in a shift later it's a little girl no older than five,
grabbing onto the dress of her, of her mother.
As you then make your way to what looks like a grand hall.
There is a ton of torches surrounding this place.
And there is what looks like several elevations of a natural,
a natural syllagmite that has been carved
to form some sort of strange throne with a large,
with a large table strewn out, sitting at this stone slab,
on which is covered the carcass of what looks like a...
A goat of some kind, but it looks to be skinny and sickly,
and just bits of sinew left as you see a man
with large gray muncheops,
and salt and pepper hair as it's roughly just,
not to comb back, but just kind of hangs back
as he tears off a bit of sinew from this goat leg.
And you see now as you enter this chamber,
what looks like a throne,
which is very clearly built for a path leader,
and is it one end with many rows of seats
surrounding this whole space, you see at the far end, even taller than this throne,
is what looks like a statue of a woman in bones. And standing tall in with arms
folded, it seems to be a female silhouette. But where a head should be, there seems to be the
skull of a goat with horns rising to the ceiling and the goat's skull is wearing the head
like a wolf as if it's wearing a wolf help that goes down its back and you see this massive
statue looming above you as you as the as you're brought before the before this
this human as tearing into the goat light and his eyes immediately uh jot up at you and you see now
he has his golden eyes as a predator as he surveys you and he puts down the leg of the goat
and he looks and he looks at marla and he looks as what the fuck is this man
intruders not the elves they don't have Fiona we'll have my men
Keeping it all out.
Excuse me.
Maid Witch.
Are you guys werewolves or are you swear wolves?
I cast power word explode on television.
As he looks absolutely stunned.
And he looks at his eye and he looks at the other side.
This fucking day.
Get the fuck out. If any of you move, you're in chains. You understand?
100%?
Understood. And then, if you move again, I have all of my hungry wolf pack tear you in from fucking whip.
Do you understand that?
Absolutely. Yeah.
Understood. Okay.
You see now as although this man stands is incredibly muscular, and he seems to
A little bit past middle age.
And although he is a man, his canines are sharp,
and he effortlessly tears a little bit of flesh
from the leg of this goat and puts it down.
You come in peace, you say, to forgive me
for being skeptic.
Today I'm supposed to get my daughter back
from those fucking bullies.
bunch of freaks show up to my...
We may look like freaks, but we are...
We don't look like freaks!
To eyes of... Eyevar, it is?
Ivar Silvermore.
Oh, silver party. Perfect.
You're the one we wanted to talk to.
Yeah, we don't look like freaks.
We're a neutral party.
He walks around the slab as he begins to descend the stairs from this
This throne has been carved out of a natural formation.
Um, I have a question.
You can put your arms down.
Um, um, um, what's, what's that?
I'm pointing at the horrific stature.
Oh, dear.
He, he looks at you and says,
That's really why you fuck.
No, I said why, but we, we need to.
to see if we can maybe gain your help and help you in return.
That's why we're here.
That is a useless fucking statue of dead gun.
What Dole is trying to say that is an incredibly complex situation
and we're more than happy to explain our side of the story.
Go ahead.
I'm waiting.
Oh, oh, just...
Your daughter is missing, your niece?
She's not missing.
She's stoned.
She was taken.
And you are providing...
other hostages in exchange for someone who's important to, yes.
No judgment.
We already did.
It's done.
It deals.
And you think that these elves will not see this weakness and use it against you again, knowing full woe?
All they need to do is take what is close to you to get you to do their bidding.
That is not what we come here for.
We come to do the opposite.
to offer our help first.
An allegiance.
We do not put you at the heel of our boot like the elves do.
We come as friends, as allies, to help you get back that which is yours.
Make a pleasure check advantage.
I'm gonna set it better myself.
Persuaging?
Um, uh,
20...
Persuasion.
Yeah, but I can't do much.
Yeah, but I can't do math.
23.
Yeah, thank you.
23?
Okay.
He stops.
He looks at you.
Really?
God.
Stunned.
You understand the irony.
It's a fucking cat.
You can pre-slapped that hot.
You know, have a seat.
Have a seat.
I'll raise you one.
I don't have anything to feed you.
I mean, we got some heart attack.
Would you like a laugh?
We have some rations.
I mean, honestly, you can care if you want to have some, like,
cranberry granite.
guys hungry? Toa, put your hands down.
Well, he said we can put them down, and this is down.
Downer than his arms normal.
You look ridiculous, putting your hands down.
What are you going to do to me?
Look at where you are.
I'm not threatened.
You have a point, man.
I'm interested.
I like the cut of your gym.
I do.
Thank you.
Um, why don't you make everybody 23,000 loves of bread?
Do you eat bread?
Yes, that's why we can't
steal fucking flour like food.
I snap
my fingers and I create
a shit ton of fucking bread and water.
It explodes.
Technically.
As Ivar steps back.
And actually, as it explodes,
you see him step back and so as he
turns into his hybrid form
as you see this
of this deep, deep, deep, dark gray wolf man,
step back and these incredibly long, razor-sharp claws
as he, as he, as he, his clothes,
stretch and slightly rip to accommodate his size
as he looks back, and then he relaxes.
And stays in his form,
as he continues to talk to you.
I can feed your entire pack for this evening,
at the very least.
Do we get the sense that he did that because he was scared?
Probably why he's kind of like he's going to basically
trip to tear apart.
He's like starved.
That is completely shredded and he uh...
So he's hungry.
He grabs one and he immediately
teared in half.
You get in here, start distributing this.
Children first.
Get the pubs fed.
Then you can fucking eat.
Don't sneak a goddamn my mouth.
I'll cast it three times so that there's enough for the entire clan.
As in abundance, you see as a number of humans come in and start heaving away and you hear the creaking of wood as a really ramshackle cart gets dragged in and they start piling all of the bread and then start pushing it off into the broader
city structure. I cast sneakily poisoned bread.
I swear we're gonna end you. I miss that spell. I missed that's a thing. I'm just
just saying. You best you, if there are any of that are wounded, I can tend to them as well.
Yeah. We would be happy to assist in any way that we can. And she will. Should do anything.
We all will. Yeah, she will. This is why I talk to Marlon, why we approached. We
We want to find a place where all of our common interests alive.
I know it's hard to believe, but we're looking for the missing children.
We want everyone to return home to their families.
This transcends balance.
We need everyone to be safe.
And we are looking for a missing mother as well.
Sophia Amma.
And it sounds like you've already delivered her to the elves.
You mean the monster hunter?
Yes.
We have heard that phrase banding about it
when it comes from the opium.
Yeah, we took all of her holy weapon.
She's in honor.
She's in our chair.
She's alive and she's okay?
She's fine.
Pagan, not letting her leave
until I get Fiona back.
Then we'll cut her loose in the forest.
But we need to talk to her. She has information.
You can do that. Once my Fiona is back with me.
No, we need to talk to her first.
No, we don't.
Why?
What was your, what was you going to do the bargain that you already did then?
If you don't want me asking?
I had no. Well, I...
Me neither.
I'm fine.
I stole.
We stole a couple kids.
Game them over to the pool leaders.
They took them.
I don't know what they did with him.
I don't ask questions.
All I know is that they took my little girl,
and I'd do whatever it would take.
I steal all the kids in the little bit.
I don't think that's unreasonable.
You obviously love your daughter very not?
Whether it's reasonable or fucking none.
Did they take your child before you to these other kids?
We'd want them sickly fucking deer and bullers and goats.
goats for centuries.
Yeah.
You can ask,
fucking bro.
We didn't come close to those
dragon trees.
Yeah, that's not
what I ask.
Why not?
I mean, wouldn't you have a
more successful life
and punt if you lived inside the
trees?
Fethers
would rather keep us out here.
We've been at war for generations.
And what's that?
This, you should.
This is fucking god I still keep the statue because I'm afraid of what could happen if I tear it down.
As soon as we are ripped out where we were for hundreds of years and turned to this elf-infested fucking place.
She had power there and then she disappeared.
Stop listening to the law police.
Stop.
The goddess right there?
Mother Knight.
Man,
this whole night.
Morning Lord and Mother Night.
Is there going to be like an afternoon chap?
She used to be worse than that.
Not a single,
not a single prayer answer.
No, jeez, I still pray every day.
I see those pups.
I see their ribs
as they fight over.
Bones.
Scraffs of men.
Indeed, it were possible
to come to a truce
with the Lord of the Land.
If someone
or some ones
were able to get you
an audience
with the Count.
People was.
We might be able to do that for you.
You do not seem like you are bad people.
You seem like you might be misunderstood.
Awful.
Like here's it, the morning Lord.
Is that what you're suggesting?
Is that what I said?
I don't know what it is you saying.
I said that I see in you a strength you do not seem to see yourself.
You have value.
You could provide something to this land that the count could use.
It is not groveling.
That is showing him your worth in expecting payment for it.
Land for it. Food for the bellies of the children in this cave.
That is not weak. Are you a leader?
I am a leader of a pack. Our army, our horde is more than what he has.
We have hundreds.
Close strength, we can tear apart.
Thousands of these fucking good.
But I need my girl back first. That's why as much as she shrieks.
Says she will cut my head off, pump me full of silver bones.
Bolts.
So if we were to bring your daughter back, if we were to do you this kindness,
would you relinquish the monster hunter to us, and at least consider an audience with the Duke,
or count whatever he is?
Make it a little bit more than you.
I'm convinced me.
That's proper.
Let's...
Natural 20.
Let's fucking go.
What the fuck?
Um, it's still a 27.
What's going on?
What the hell?
He stops me, he looks at all of you.
And he says,
I think I've made it clear that I will do anything for fear.
Anything.
I've done it.
Terrible things.
to get her back at a fucking token.
Won't go with my tail between my legs and my ears behind my fucking head.
But I am not so proud of an alpha that I won't hear a man out who wants to make a good faith effort.
Like I said, I was going to, as much as she wants to kill me, and I don't blame.
I was going to cut her loose out in the woods, unholy.
I was gonna even give her back with her fucking trinkets and her whip, her accent, all of her relics.
Even if she came back, Fiona, bad.
I have priorities.
But if Fiona returns to me and she shouldn't be arriving any minute,
you can do more of that.
And he points to the bread being parted out and distributed.
I am not so proud.
Eat.
They want to ride with us.
I consider having the beginning of the start
conversation to be
if, if
there's a need
of Gary of Kings
is magically strong
but he provides starving
in this hole. Or maybe you're starving in this hole
because he knows if you are fed
you would be stronger than even he could imagine
maybe he keeps you weak
Maybe he fears your alliance with the count.
Maybe he will be in full strength, even without her.
He points in the statue of strange goddess, Colin Lerner Night.
Seems to be no longer here.
And he nods as he steps forward.
And it's kind of hard to realize
that you've been talking to a wolf man.
It doesn't happen to him.
Where not just a man.
And he has the same, uh,
and mannerisms, but as he talks and the voice is just slightly more gutter.
As suddenly there's a commotion, a celebration, and excited voices.
As you hear the pads of many paws and the scuffing of leather boots on the stone of this cavernous city,
And you hear Marla's voice called I.
We got her.
We got her.
That's not his voice.
What was it?
Yeah.
We got her.
We got her.
Fiona.
She's a little tired.
We got her.
And you see Marla
holding
the
the form of it looks to be a 13-year-old girl with long brown hair that seems to be
draped around her face as she looks very pale and very pale and she looks very pale
but she is stirring as Marla as
Marla brings her over and immediately Ivar but just completely ignores you and just
sprints forward and pulls this girl out of Marla's clutches and he and Marla
knows to step back as the massive Lycanthrope hybrid form takes his
daughter is a oh my little girl you're like you with
You're okay.
Everything I did was worth it.
And you see that in his, his beastial wolf-like form,
tears are streaming down his face as
as dozens and dozens of lycanthropes in various states
in both human, or rather human, full wolf and hybrid form,
start to kind of flood in the sides.
And she looks up as the eyes flutter,
and this 13-year-old opens her eyes,
and she has these beautiful silvery irises.
As she then looks up,
she kind of, she makes eye contact with her father,
and she seems weak, and she says,
as she screams and her eyes flash and blaze with silver light as her mouth starts blasting the silver light as all of the lichen, all the lichen throaks and werewolves start howling and screaming in pain and rearing back as I changed music.
What in the hell?
Oh my God, it's like basically a like a it's like a basically world of nuk.
Can I count her cell?
It's scary.
It's fucked up.
There's no spell.
She's basically a new.
It's awful.
As Ivor drops
Fiona to the ground,
as she's screaming
and suddenly her whole body
is blasting with silver light.
As all of the werewolves
are sprinting out of this chamber
and in very clear pain
as their bodies
He's locked up and stunned, and Ivar stumbles back and collapses in the side of the room.
As you see Fiona's small humanoid body start to shift and start to grow.
And she lets up this horrible, disgusting howl as she turns into a wolf form.
But then she starts to, her body starts to form several extra extra
limbs as her body just bulge as several extra limbs that grow out of her as her then you hear
cracking as her jaw splits as there's a three a three-sided jaw as her eyes bulged with silver
light and disgusting fleshy protrusion start to grow as they all pulse with silver light that
blast out as it's falling off of the body and start to form into these disgusting
silvery globules that then start by making their way towards the city as she grows into a massive
monstrosity that looms over you into a horrible mutated wolf it looks like the work
the Ravinovian an Anzarovich is a horrible flesh-crafted abomination that once was
Fiona Silver Pine lets out a horrific house
and stares at all of you with my wife's.
And that's for one session.
Yikes.
My phone's a fighter.
It's 1130.
Yeah.
We wasted too much time playing board games.
I blame Caprice like always.
Yeah, that was.
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