Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 52 | Trapped in Amber: Part 2

Episode Date: June 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:05 Welcome to Legends of Aventris. I'm Felix Ackerman, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time. I'm fine. I know that that's not what you wanted to do, and if you had any other way, you wouldn't have done that the way that you did, but I don't blame you. And Iris won't either. She's just upset.
Starting point is 00:00:28 I overdid it. I didn't mean to. You were dying. You were getting hit from all sides, and these things were disgusting. I don't blame you. I thought we were all dying. I don't think that there was any little girl left. I think had you not done that, it would have been a pile of goopy wolf.
Starting point is 00:00:47 You're going to need all your physical and emotional strength you can get, but you were tricked by the elves. They sent your daughter back. She was not alive when she entered this room. She had the stench of undess about her. If it had not been, Felix, we might all have perished in this room. Walks past as he looks at the remnants of this and he says,
Starting point is 00:01:19 We were incredibly lucky, and it looks like the Barobians are lucky too, that you were here. That thing would have been unstoppable otherwise. And he turns as he walks away from his throne room, and he looks up at the statue of Mother Knight. And he spits on the ground and then continues to go deeper into the nightbane cavern and tend to his people. You seem lifting up some of the guards and some of the other folks that you had seen as they started then tending to the children, passing out food, making sure that everyone's okay. The next step of our journey will be incredibly dangerous. But we must do it.
Starting point is 00:02:05 It's the only chance to save my daughter. meet me at Corvus Holt Manor, the directions I provided. You all leave the temple behind as you and Nightbank Cavern, as you know that all of the arrangements that you were attempting to set up are hopefully being done. As you make your way following the map that Escher had provided you, and you see the towns and villages of Barovia, but you are able to make your way through the beastwood, through the dragon, flame forest,
Starting point is 00:02:50 to a series of highlands, once again, in the mountain ridges, and you see as you make your way, once again, up through the treacherous terrain. You're trying to glimpse what this is a manor. And you can't believe that a manor house would be built out into the wilderness like this. And you turn around one pass,
Starting point is 00:03:13 and you see nestled between, nestled in a very low mountain pass at the top of these hills, the air gets colder. You see just the side what looks like a large manor house. And you see now, as you then hear them, the croaking of ravens that fly in and out of this place and roost in its... roof and you make your way through the wilderness to you actually find it looks like it's completely inaccessible just any way besides flying but you are you take some time and you are able to follow
Starting point is 00:03:59 the map that Escher gave find a very small narrow winding path uh that is quite treacherous but you are able to uh make it without injury we'll say and eventually you see is this large, multi-winged manor house that's built in the far reaches of Borovia. You hear the croaking of ravens get louder and louder, and you're not sure which is an actual raven and which is a wear raven. As some seem to look at you with golden eyes
Starting point is 00:04:36 that have a little bit more sentience than you'd expect from just a normal bird. And eventually you see you see a large double door ahead of view with some steps up to a grand porch area as you see these windows just staring out over over the land that really seems to have an entire view of the whole valley and you see the castle you see all of the towns and the city that surrounds the castle as well you see Lake Zaravich that you pass and and you see just this grand mountain pass,
Starting point is 00:05:14 this mountain to the south, that just rises and looms, despite how high up you are, this mountain looms far, far, far taller, and is blanketed in snow. And you turn back and look up at the manor, what do you do? Should we just go to the manor?
Starting point is 00:05:40 I mean, we have our things, right? And we have instruction, yes. All right, well, these ravens look kind of weird. Do raven, I mean, all the ravens we saw don't really look like that, right? They look a little unusual, yeah. Are there Zerns, so they're probably not Zerns ravens? This is what I'm trying to make sure of. Would I know if Korovacia in general has eyes this deep in the territory?
Starting point is 00:06:12 I would say that, I've seen you have to rule for it. I would say that you know, similar to the hawks and the owls of Gron and Eero's, respectively, you know that the vultures of this land are trained to kill Zern's Ravens on site. It's unlikely. It's very unlikely to be Zern's Ravens, I would say. I don't know, Tso.
Starting point is 00:06:33 It's not going to be anything from Zentra. I mean, there's too many forces. Our intel's never been great about things this far of the border. That's why we've had to send in soldiers. It's much more likely that they live here, one way or another. All right, well, that seems, that seems safe. All right, well, let's go. Lead the way?
Starting point is 00:06:56 Or, I'm sorry, I have the map. I'll leave the way. Perfect. I follow the breeze. You see in, and on the door, you see it blazing, flanked by four ravens in the corners, you see that same sun symbol. etched on the door, and it's cleaved in half by where the doors obviously open and apart from.
Starting point is 00:07:22 What do you do? This looks to be it. Do you hear any instructions about announcing ourselves or letting ourselves in? Do you say the door was, say that again, the door is cleaved in half? There's just a double door. Oh, the image of the image is completely. Sorry. Are there kind of hackers or any sort of?
Starting point is 00:07:43 Yes. Yeah, you actually see that they're very heavy gilden knockers, yes. How do I feel about going up and gripping one and really just giving it a heft? You definitely could. You'd have to lift it from below and really, like, heave it up. Do you want the left or the right? And let it slap down against the door. I'm more of a righty, if you know what I mean. Really?
Starting point is 00:08:01 I don't. I thought you care for lofty, but here we are. Please see. And I'll grab the... I gently stick my fingers underneath of this heavy knocker. This clearly is a fantasy game. I cup it so gingerly as I begin to
Starting point is 00:08:21 as I begin to move it from its and then I slam it into the door. Over and over and over I got. To announce our presence. I quit. I knock on the door. All that is to say we knock on the door. We use the knockers. You hear the loud clang, clang, the knock, knock on this door. and it doesn't take long.
Starting point is 00:08:43 That was my fault. You hear nothing behind from this heavy wooden door. Every, all sound is drowned out from the croaking and the calling above you as the door slowly opens. And you see a man with dark hair with streaks of blonde in them, with heavy eyebrows, and he's wearing very elegant clothes. The clothes is what looks like what a noble might wear.
Starting point is 00:09:08 as he stares at you with these piercing blue eyes, as he looks between all of you, and you can see that his eyes are lingering on the pin that you each have. I would turn my coat inside out to show it. And he would very, very much not moving until, and not saying anything until he's seen that each of you have one of these marks. And he says, Welcome to Corvitzholt.
Starting point is 00:09:37 My name. is Ervin Martikov. Oh, wow. I've been told, I've been told that you can be trusted and that you are friends of the keepers of the feather. Can you confirm each of you? What was the first one? First one left.
Starting point is 00:09:58 You said two things, so that we're friends of the feather and then also... Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, you can trust us. You can trust me. My name is Capri Gita says so. You can call me Caprice and a friend of the feather. I have this sort of pin. In my poor pelt?
Starting point is 00:10:14 See? I can see that. That is why you were not stopped by our ravens on the journey here. No. We have been keeping an eye on you. My name is Felix Ackerman, and we're here to help. We're here to make things right. Very well. You are friends of the keepers of the feather, then we are friends of you. And I believe we have the same goal.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Count Kreskov has theories. concerning theories, things that could threaten not just this land we are sworn to protect, but perhaps olive's trigger, perhaps a ventriss, perhaps even beyond. Is he here? He is. He is waiting in the parlor for you. Well, we should see him. He requested we speak with him.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Yes. He is here. I will take you to him. and he welcomes you all into this manner. And you see that in this space, it seems to be very old, but incredibly maintained. You see all sorts of strange statues and art pieces and knickknacks on the walls, portraits of what seemed to be a whole line
Starting point is 00:11:41 of what you presume to be the keepers of the feather. And many of them seem to be related, having similar features and traits and similar clothing to Ervin Martikov. And he takes you through this large manor house, and eventually there is a double door once again that's beautifully polished and carved, And you can see all sorts of, as you enter, you see strange bits of magical artifacts and relics.
Starting point is 00:12:21 It looks like this order seems to be very interested in the occult. Those of you who know the occult. And you enter the parlor and you see a large round table with plush chairs around it. The fire is going and you actually see that there's silver candles all over the same. space, flickering with flame that just, and no other light source, just the candlelight. And as the, and the fireplace as well, as it casts this strange dancing light over the entire space. As you see Escher sitting at the table in one of the chairs, you see that it's actually sat for seven. and you see that there's a massive portrait of what looks like an old man with long beard
Starting point is 00:13:17 and a staff staring out into the room and you see that there's a number of these occult knickknacks all over this place and you see you hear the ticking of a clock that is carved and adorned with ravens And you see on one of the tables in the corner of the room a large, well, looks like a belladonna plant that is just ripe with plump dark berries. And Escher seems to be expectant and almost irritable. As he sees his eyes, his eyes are wide and they're sunken in a little bit. As he looks at something that is at the center. of the table. And you see what looks like a jewelry box, but a large jewelry box. And it is a gilded in this beautiful shimmering silver that has the design of a raven with its wings
Starting point is 00:14:23 curled forward and its head down. And he looks at you and he says, I cannot believe the Abbott found you. Where did you all get off to? We were helping people. The werewolves. We helped them. And Sophia. We were looking for the... The... She wasn't a valid... She was a Vassani. Yeah, we were looking for the Vassani. Yes. My friends here were able to confirm that. That was very risky, given what our plans were. If you had gotten killed and a were We're a werewolf cave. What would we have done? We aimed to do good. We did good.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Or had we not been there? I mean, lots more people would have died. Like everybody, or at least it would have been really bad. Yes, perhaps. I can't... No, I'm sorry. I'm distracted. I... I know where we have to... You got my letter. It's... The next step of our journey could be very dangerous. But this, this is why we are here, and he gestures to the box in front of him. This was, this is a family heirloom of, of someone I once knew, strong connections to the Raven Queen. And I believe that we can use what's within to make our way through the mess from the time
Starting point is 00:16:07 comes. This housing artifact that was used to free this land 200 years ago. But I've spent an evening, not unfortunately, studying it. And I believe that there is a secret in apartment. I have deciphered a code at the bottom of the box that I had missed before. And I believe that after my good friend, Avin here, has examined it. He and his people specialized in traversing the maze. and if we are able to open it and I believe that we are talisman to glide through unharmed by the terrors that lurk in the midst
Starting point is 00:16:55 yes perhaps we can say my little girl there there's a powerful artifact in that little box I hope so let's open well it doesn't work like that it's not that simple you see there's a price it's a price to open in the box
Starting point is 00:17:17 Well Iris is like a princess. She has money to spare. No, nothing tries. You see, the Raven Queen, as you know, feelings, you know, feelings. Deals and secrets, like your friend Zern does as well. And I have already given my secrets to open its top. Cannot pay again, that's why you friends are here. But... Evan tells me that it is wise for you to gain guidance.
Starting point is 00:18:01 to gain guidance before opening it, lest there be some sort of disaster that destroys the artifact inside. We must know if you are fake touched, just like the ones I opened this box. So many years ago, once were. His eyes are wide and they look distant. Does that sound reasonable?
Starting point is 00:18:29 Just a very simple ritual. We've done a few of them. I can't imagine this would be much different. Should our price or cost not be good enough? Is it, what kind of, what are we risking here exactly? Well, that's a fun part we don't know. It was strong enough to destroy the binds and prisons and confines of an Eldred's horror that had imprisoned this entire valley for centuries.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Almost consumed the entirety of the shadow fell and beyond. Perhaps death, she is a death goddess. Hi, Price. Potentially, this might have what we need. And I know that I have asked much of you. You came seeking my help, and now I seek yours. Test me. This is the first step.
Starting point is 00:19:39 But then I need another thing, another favor, another peace. We will discuss that after. We open this box. All right, yeah, sure. Evan, would you please? Your turn as Ervin withdraws a deck of black cards, and he holds them up. And he looks at you and says, do you know what it is?
Starting point is 00:20:09 Would I know what that is? I would say, roll an archa check. And quickly, thank you. Hannah M. Gibbons and Jade 13 Knight. Thank you so much. Welcome to the man. Welcome, welcome. Welcome.
Starting point is 00:20:33 Welcome. Bien di anew. Just one moment, I'm waiting for D&D bed bath to load. And now, witches are caught in a kiln. Huh? Pocus, those are the words that are the loudspeakers. Al-Nu, Alabrera.
Starting point is 00:20:51 In 11. Someone from Galthica. Someone from Galtica. I think that you've seen similar mystical cards, but it was only really weirdos that used to do that kind of stuff, and you wouldn't really know much about. Damn, weirdos. But you know that many occultists would practice that.
Starting point is 00:21:10 I've never seen anything like it, but what do we do? Do we draw from it? We'll shuffle these cards, and I will deal a pull of cards that I have come up with myself to perhaps give you guidance and see if the cards tell us if you are indeed fate-touched. It has been my mission to research and study the threads of fate beyond what most have known. Most have known. or written of. There is such things as these Turoka cards and our spirit boards that can give us a glimpse.
Starting point is 00:22:07 I will need all of you to take this seriously and give your entire spirit, soul and anima to this. Of course. It's a lot to give. We've come too far to back out now. If it helps, of course I'll do it. No question. and he begins to shuffle the deck as he walks over and sits down.
Starting point is 00:22:36 Escher grabs the jewelry box, and he places it beside him very close. And he looks at all of you as he then asks, as he shuffles, he spreads out all the cards and then once again shuffles them. And then as he finishes shuffling, he hands it to each of you, each of you. you cut the deck. Oh, my God, nervous. I, uh, you know, if we're committed, um, I'll just do a gentleman's cut.
Starting point is 00:23:12 What is that? Just the one card? I'll take out my dagger and I will slice the deck. Ha! He took my line. Oh, damn it. Sorry. No, I'm teasing. I'm kidding. I didn't think of that. You're way cleverer than I am. Felix, can I borrow you?
Starting point is 00:23:33 Not true. No, no, that's not how this works. He said cut the knife and none of you were doing it. No, he said cut the dick. Just a dip in a shuffle. It's a turn of freeze. See what we're all doing? Look at my deck of illusions.
Starting point is 00:23:46 You've seen this, right? Like, take, just at any point, you just cut, you cut it by pulling the deck apart and then putting the top underneath. Yeah, it's a, it's a turn of phrase. You quite literally watched three people. He said to take his dick. No, he didn't.
Starting point is 00:24:01 No, he didn't. Excuse me. He said, he said, do you? No. Toa, just did I ask you to take this seriously. I'm taking it seriously. Cut the deck and pass it to Felix. Just what I said.
Starting point is 00:24:14 Just do this. Yeah, yes, exactly. Just like Gabri Show you. I've never got a dick before, I'm sorry. All right. I'm going to, I played a bit of cards in the military. I'm just going to give it a little extra. One of these, okay?
Starting point is 00:24:25 Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. Whoa. All right, I feel good about that. He takes them, and he holds them and grips them tight. Double dick. And he holds his hand. And he closes his eyes
Starting point is 00:24:43 and says... The smell of food isn't helping you as it. We do not consult spirits this day. We do not even consult the gods. We are seeking guidance from fate itself.
Starting point is 00:25:03 Let the cards show what is in the path of these heroes. And if they are touched by the threads of fate, if they are worthy, if there is information that can help them on their quest. Let us begin. The first card, the card of the past. He draws it. It's the card of the innocent. Wait, give the taper back to Irish. It's very important. Let's do it this way. No, you do it this way. Let's do it this way so there's not a map behind it. He inhales, and you see as all of the light in the room switches to silver, as the
Starting point is 00:25:50 candle suddenly flare up and so does the fireplace. And you can suddenly smell strange incense in the room as the first car is drawn. As he breathes in deeply, past the innocent. He's walking like a small child, and watch his eyes burn you away. Black holes in his golden stare. God's know he wants to go home. The second card. The question.
Starting point is 00:26:31 He draws it. I almost break this. He draws it. He's upon you. Once again, Breeze, the question. The beast. We are not worthy in your black and blazing eyes. We gather demons in the mirror every day.
Starting point is 00:27:00 The bridge of darkness casts a shadow on us all. And all our sins to you we give this day. He then draws another card. Card three. The hidden influence. He draws it. The dark lord. Oh boy.
Starting point is 00:27:28 That's pretty on the nose. The hidden influence, the dark lord. When I was living this lie, fear was my gain. People that worship and fall drop to their knees So bring me the blood and red wine For the one to succeed me For he is a man and a god
Starting point is 00:27:52 And he will die too Wow Interesting The fourth card Those around here He pulls The Seer Hmm, interesting.
Starting point is 00:28:19 And creepy. Those around you, the seer. Greed, lust, and angry pride. It's the same old, same old ride. The smoke and mirrors, visions that you see are just like me. I'm a clever banker's face with just a letter out of place. I know someone just like you, know someone just like me. Card four, the best action.
Starting point is 00:28:57 He draws, part five, apologize. The Marionette. Oh, good. Oh, good. What was the, what was the place of the card? Best action. Best action. Card five, the best action, the merionette.
Starting point is 00:29:18 Even though it's reached new heights, I rather like the restless nights. It makes me wonder, makes me think there's more to this. I'm on the brink. It's not the fear of what's beyond. It's just that I might not respond. I have an interest almost craving, but would I like to get too far in?
Starting point is 00:29:45 Card six, the obstacles. She's an obstacle. The obstacles. The tempter. Like the eagle and the dove fly so high on wings above, when all you see can only bring you sadness. Like a river we will flow, on towards the sea we go, when all you can do will only bring you sadness.
Starting point is 00:30:27 Out on the sea of madness. Finally, cart seven, the final outcome. He pulls. The horseman. The final outcome, the horseman. Could it be, it's the end of our world. all the things that we cherish and love. Nothing left but to face this all are my own.
Starting point is 00:31:02 For I am the chosen one. And the fire lights up and ignites in silver flame. I think extremely distruth. And he breathes and lets out a deep breath. And suddenly the cards are to shimmer and shake and finally settle down as he grips the remaining deck. Seven cards have fallen all from the hide-deck. You are indeed fate touched.
Starting point is 00:31:38 The threads of faith connect you all, not just to each other, or to Count Kreskov, or even to me. But the fate of all of Strigger and beyond. The final card is placed. and it is obviously the horsemen. He reads out, and then, Aravine each time is inhaling, and he almost seems to be overcome with some sort of trance as he finishes this reading, this tower of placement
Starting point is 00:32:21 of Turoka cards. And he looks at you and tells you that, you know, that it is true that you all are connected, the threads of fate have bind you together, the card is speaking of it. Whether or not that's true is up for you to decide, but he simply just looks and observes as evil-hurtains. What does all of that mean? He said it means worth fate touched, but I don't understand why.
Starting point is 00:32:58 I mean, if I had to have guessed before we even saw any of these cards, I'd say that, you know, not speaking for anybody else, we've experienced more things in a year than most people have in their entire lives. Exactly right. I don't think it's just coincidence. I mean, all the cards, there was a bunch of spooky, scary stuff that you mentioned.
Starting point is 00:33:25 And I mean, that's got to mean something, right? Beyond just with fake-touched. These cards mean that you are dealing with at least seven these entities with which your fates are entwined but it means that your success
Starting point is 00:33:47 survival is critical for the survival of our world perhaps all of the worlds in this universe so he said seven entities that's a that's a little bit of a burden yes It is, but fate is a burden for us all.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Fate, we cannot decide if we have been touched by. Is this like a divining thing? Is this telling us a little bit about what's to come, or is it just a check on what we're at? As we're past, your present, the future, your question, hidden influences, those that surround you in the immediate, your obstacles forward and the final outcome. What would happen if we were to perish before the end?
Starting point is 00:34:57 I do not pretend to know that I can see the threads of fate. I cannot believe there is any entity powerful enough to do that. It's my personal belief after performing this reading and what the cards have shown all of us as soon as do. It's not very helpful. Not that at all. We're going to stop all of the bad stuff, right? We'll stop the doom and we'll prevent it, right? Is that how we come in?
Starting point is 00:35:39 Is that why fate has chosen us? That is for you all to decide. I pray that you all accept your duty and responsibility to the threads of fate. After this reading, I swear that I will pledge the keepers of the feather to aid in your paws. At least this branch of the keepers. How can we know when duty calls? How to tell the difference between what we're supposed to do? Is that the right way to think about it? Or... You must decide what is a message from fate, what is not? You must interpret that
Starting point is 00:36:32 reading on the table in the tower formation. For what I have seen, what swayed me from Count Kreskov's plea for help, seems as if not just lives are hanging from forever. The threads of faith themselves. There is an entity of God that threatens to be unleashed of entropy, but her destruction. That goes beyond continents, countries, human worlds. It's right, I mean, that's what we're trying to stop. I just didn't realize it'd be that bad if we failed.
Starting point is 00:37:36 Ervin just slowly nods and Escher leads forward and says, as much of a cliche as that is. It's a shoppingly not my first time in this business. but I have seen its effects. I have seen this before, and you do not have choice. The consequences are indeed dire, as selfish as my involvement in this whole plan is. Okay, so we know that we have to, at the very least,
Starting point is 00:38:10 you know, stop the Carrion King and we need to save these kids. Then what? I mean, is that going to give us more hints, more direction, where to go next? I mean, look, I'm all for saving the world, but one thing at a time, we got to deal with what's in front of us first. Pescher leans forward and his eyes are kind of wild. He says, this is why we have the least. I've consulted Eilvin and his people.
Starting point is 00:38:44 Because that entity, as you mentioned, it all is connected to the realm of death. the realm that I came from the realms beyond the ventral even beyond the shadow fell which I taught you how to master there is dark work here and just all connected to entropy
Starting point is 00:39:21 so how can we help open the box yes of course and Evan I thank you for confirming our suspicions and for your guidance here. You will all consult and I'm sure we'll be able to find the path forward here. And Nervid nods as he stands up. And he, despite he's a relatively large man, but he moves with the grace of a bird. As he nods and says, like I said,
Starting point is 00:40:01 I serve the threads of faith. Myself in our secret society, he wished to help now. However, we can't. And he nods and he turns and says, you may make Corvus Hope Manor your home. We have plenty of extra rooms and take the time that you need,
Starting point is 00:40:37 but I know the next step of your plan. You will find all of the cold weather clothing and gear that we have the closet just down the hallway. Escher nods and says, Thank you very much, my friend. He stands and they shake hands and Escher grasps his hand with both of his. And they just nod as air-for-the-loose. Oh, hold on before you go. He stops and turns.
Starting point is 00:41:07 Just so you know, you don't have to. keep hunting the werewolves. We've talked to them and we've worked things out and they want to help too. And so if you just leave them alone and let them hunt where they need to survive, because they're in a really bad spot, they're going to do what they can to help us. So just what I should mention that. They know what they did is wrong.
Starting point is 00:41:35 They were very much manipulated into that position. It would exacerbate things if we continue to continue. If we continue the way we've been going, we can find peace. We can be alive. He nods and, um, you see, this is a bit of hesitancy. That may be true. I consulted with Count von Zarovich and the abbot. And we are willing to hear out both.
Starting point is 00:42:16 scratch and the silver pine as a whole. We understand that there are dark forces that move the pieces on this board that may have created circumstances beyond their control, but you must understand any worshipper of Mother Knight cannot truly be trusted as long as they truly believe. But for now, I don't think they truly believe. He was spitting on a statue and stuff. He acted like she was worthless and wasn't helpful at all. It seems like he didn't even worship her at all. So maybe there's just a whole miscommunication. When the abbot returns, with Ivar, I will meet with him and with the Count. We will hear what he has to say. We are approaching this arrangement in good faith. You have my word, our man,
Starting point is 00:43:22 since they are involved and must be connected by those same friends. Who am I to question? Thank you for hearing me out. And turns and he leaves and closes the door behind him very gently. Escher leans in and points of the... Well, if this doesn't seal half aides, but at least yours, I don't know what does. Really believe in all this.
Starting point is 00:44:10 I have seen with the cards, and I know that I've seen jaded, bitter and skeptical, because I have. But I have seen firsthand of what those chosen by the Taroka deck have been able to do what they must have done. Okay, all right, if you say so. Shockingly, this is not my first time being forced into a position where I have to, save myself and souls of others also. We'll do what we have to do. So what are our next steps? I mean, we have to open that box.
Starting point is 00:45:03 And we need it to proceed. When does that happen? We will do it now. Have you committed the Coggs to memory? Obviously. No. Can I just one of us do that? I got it.
Starting point is 00:45:18 Don't worry. Okay. Well, I'll just ask Felix. if I need to learn anything. And I feel it's committed to memory. It's any time I have to tell me what's on the cards he has to, because I have 20 intelligence.
Starting point is 00:45:28 Okay. Okay? Do you have had feet where you can't forget stuff? No, but now I do. And with that, Escher swipes and all the cards are gone. He places them back on top of the deck and Irvin had left. Gingerly places it into a satchel
Starting point is 00:45:47 and then closes it, puts it in a box, which he then places on a mantle, a place of importance. And as he does that, he glides back over and grabs the jewelry box and places it down. And he looks at all of you and says, this wants to ask for secrets, know it to open and provide a hairpin, something that seems insignificant, but with the divine power, can change. the world and kill something greater than a god. Hmm. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 00:46:34 I have spent past many waking hours examining, he takes it, he turns it over. And he shows you that there's a bunch of strange designs on the bottom. And they almost seem to be runic, but they don't quite match up. It doesn't make any, doesn't form any language that you're aware of. And he looks back up with you and says, there is a cipher here in a code. A secret message provides a means of passage. He places it back down.
Starting point is 00:47:22 It's something that my former partner had told me, made me think that the mother who brought it to this land, although she did not make it. live, had not been pleased with the decision to bring her to Barovia, and that perhaps her original faith, I provide her means of escape, should she find it miserable here? I believe that is what is encased in the bottom of the shoe box, and narrows his eyes, and he says I was able to decipher a secret dark as raven's feather
Starting point is 00:48:29 to spread your wings and fly away and what I can only presume that to me and that we must offer our darker secrets those of us that have them are not just any secret to do because I have seen that shame But it was not enough to do more than open the top of the lid. And just to clarify, wait, so he said what he just read.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Was it inscription? Was what he deciphered on the monster. Yes. Just making sure that I'm getting it. Where did you get this art? I don't, I googled a whole bunch of shit to find that. Because this is horrific. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:28 It was truly a horrific monster. I didn't know if it was usually. I've done a lot of time Googling to find it, for sure. It kind of looks like bone and carnage. Like the monster carnage from Spider-Man. Spoderman. Spooderman. And it looks like it's bone and-
Starting point is 00:49:49 Spurterman. What a disaster that is. All right. Okay. So the Raven Queen who deals in secrets stands to reason that something incredibly dark. It would be far more valuable.
Starting point is 00:50:13 And I have tried. I have spent the past three hours before you arrived with this box telling it everything from the depths of my soul to my first kill, to my hundredth kill, to even more beyond, and the depraved things I dear. Some under orders, like others might say to justify their actions. to justify their actions. Others just because I wanted to in time. But I had given something to open this box 200 years ago.
Starting point is 00:51:06 It cares not for me. In this time, that's why you are here. The cards. Fates touched. In a time of need when the world hangs in the balance, it is all too familiar. I mean, I don't have anything that dark or sinister. Am I going to be of much help? I guess it says, hey, maybe it just needs one.
Starting point is 00:51:43 At this point, it doesn't feel like much of a secret, but I guess it's just really the people in this room who know. And to be fair, I have to face it every day anyway, and someday I'll face the Raven Queen and probably be judged for it anyway. but if we're talking about the Raven Queen, the number of people that I've sent to her unjustly is more than I can count. It doesn't shock me that I'm forced to deal with this at every turn. But as I've said time and time and time again,
Starting point is 00:52:19 I was trained, which doesn't make it right. Ignorantly, I incinerated all of those poor people. Someday I'll make up for someday. I'm trying. Even if it's just one day I face the Raven Queen. And I'm sure she knows. I'm sure she knows. He, you say that, nothing happens. Maybe it has to be a secret, secret? Something you've never told anyone. That is what a secret is. What more do you want? Are there any details that maybe you haven't
Starting point is 00:52:59 told even me? Does it have to be something heinous? That's the only dark thing I have. A secret you want to know one to know. Escher, were you alone when you got the topped open? No. You had to share it with something. There were six of us there. We all took turns and it slowly opened up, little by little, the reading here.
Starting point is 00:53:37 Been revealed. It's pride. Something else. Perhaps why would that be on the bottom? Secret. Even her husband could not have seen. I mean, I don't think this is a secret, but the only reason I joined the military
Starting point is 00:54:06 was to get a better life for my family and the people that I loved. Before it all, I went to hell. I wanted to escape, and I thought that my brain could get me there. I was always just kind of gifted with that kind of stuff. I had a knack for reading. That's what drew me to wizardry, well, and tales of my, I guess, imaginary father.
Starting point is 00:54:30 But it doesn't matter. I mean, it was all about escape. I wanted to have a better life for my mother and brother. Who was your father? I don't know. My mother used to tell me tales about how he was an amazing member of the Talangard, which is kind of what drove me in that direction. I wanted to be like him.
Starting point is 00:54:52 But who knows if that was even true? I doubt it. He doesn't matter where we come from. Or even what we do in life. as long as there's the desire to grow and improve and change from where you came. When I was younger, Sir Kate, I felt lost. My father joted on my brother, my younger siblings, and I, born in the middle, was lost to them. It pained me, though I hate to admit it, that the want for his love and admiration
Starting point is 00:55:46 God's just his notice even once. In a fit of emotion, I fled from the temple and into town, where I was caught and taken back to the palace. Furious was my family. Something could have happened to me. My father demanded to know what had happened. In my fear of him and his disapproval, I had seen a small girl looking for food, and I blamed her.
Starting point is 00:56:29 That night the guards were sent into town. They looked through every inch of town, that small, hungry child. And they killed her. It was in that moment I knew that I needed to follow the path of the Lucas, where I had caused a death of my lives. I had caused a death with my pride. And I would walk forever knowing that it was now my mission to make sure that those that are killed find what they deserve in the afterlife. For with my wicked tongue, I slew that child.
Starting point is 00:57:23 As soon as you finish Iris, you hear we're rattling with in the jewelry box before you. And we see that silver polished so brilliantly. start to darken. Almost like an ink drop, the tip of the beak of this raven, starts to spread as the entire jewelry box turns from silver to black. As it rattles, and you see now as the front of it starts to move and from the bottom, a small rectangular slab
Starting point is 00:58:07 opens in the front. Asher grabs it, picks it up. And you, as he turns it over to you and turns it back, you can see now that one quarter of the box has now moved. And there's something beyond. Yes. Yes, Iris, well done. Well done.
Starting point is 00:58:32 That was true. A dark secret. And I thank you for sharing. We only need three more. Three more. Tremors, that was truly as dark as ravens' feathers. Thank you. That is enough.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Yes. Cool. I'm sorry. Forgive me. Who else? I will go. Perhaps, Caprice, you are a beautiful man and a beautiful genius. And I mean both.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Thank you. I will go. If you all hear one of my darkest secrets that I've told no one, as Escher leans in, and he's... He thinks he says, if I share something that I have told no one, then it's not just this box, but other souls. Perhaps it'll work.
Starting point is 00:59:56 I was the son of the Bergamaster of Kresk, and I had always been a unruly boy. I never wanted to follow in my father's brother. footsteps. I was always the romantic type. Always dreaming of bigger and better things from our dreary valley, the fog and the mist. And that excitement, this excitement finally presented itself to me when a wealthy noble woman, she said she was from Volaki, came to visit. a humble town. She was older than me. I had always found older women enchanting. She was so worldly. She had said she had traveled from lands far away. She had traveled. She'd seen everything, done everything. Her stories was so believable.
Starting point is 01:01:24 And she had money, power, everything that I had always wanted. More than just a burgomaster and some little of the other things. village in the valley, but she was in town because she was courting one of the wealthier merchants that lived there. It was all the secret, of course, for you see he was married with a family. And our meeting, I could tell right at that moment that she had eyes on me and knew that I was malleable in our first trist of passion. She told me about her desire. but how she wished nothing more than to be married to this merchant and wanted all of his wealth of herself. But she truly loved me, you understand. And this man loved her. It was also complicated, especially because he had a wife and two children. And that was what was keeping her.
Starting point is 01:02:49 from getting what she wanted. Well, they were around, he couldn't bring himself to do it. She hid it, and in my foolishness, my youth, I swore to make it a reality. I told her name. Theronica,
Starting point is 01:03:22 it was a name that just filled my heart with joy. She was my first love. I told her that I had threatened them. threatened exposing the affair so that he would send the family away. Threatening was the one thing I did correctly. The only thing that was true about that, I threatened him. After I crept into the house of my rapier and murdered all of them, and after the screams of his wife and children, look why,
Starting point is 01:04:20 I held my blade to his throat. covered in their blood. I couldn't tell who's was whose. And said if he ever spoke a single thing, a single word to anyone about what had happened. I'd come for him and it would be the same fate for him but a long time died. He agreed.
Starting point is 01:04:53 And he then went to Veronica and said that he had sent his family away to live with relatives in August. That night, Veronica fed upon the merchant and revealed that her name was not Veronica, as she turned pale, along with her eyes, and turned even to an even more beautiful woman as Countess Tradanya von Zaravovic revealed herself to me. And she knew she had me from that moment forward, and had me she did until she did it.
Starting point is 01:05:55 I suppose thanks to the threads of fate, the moment passes as the raven darkens, rattles, and the back panel slides out. How he looks at all of you. Almost a shame. Yes, well, that was great. Love to hear that. Look at the raven. Now it looks amazing. Doesn't feel great, does it? Point taken, well made. I'll take my hat off and just kind of look at Asher and say, I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:06:39 I thought of one. You did. I know something. Nobody else knows. I can't believe I forgot, but anybody who could have known is long gone. It was long gone before they ever could have known. I open up my coat and Beatrice floats out, flaps her wings, and lands on my finger. By familiar.
Starting point is 01:07:08 Her name is Beatrice. And there's nobody alive who knows who she is. is and also knows that I named her after my mother. And then I just let Beatrice kind of fly around the room. You do that, and it takes a moment, but then the box shakes, and the side panel on the right opens. It's nice. Beatrice is a beautiful name.
Starting point is 01:07:56 Yes, and I'm not going to mock you to the way about to Escher. Thank you. I appreciate that. Do you have a secret, Caprice? Of course he does. But the box is open, right? No. Three-fourths.
Starting point is 01:08:20 Three-quarters. We're close. Poor tell. It doesn't have a single secret because he wears his heart on his sleeve. I... I'm born the way that I look right now. Porn is almost the size of the ones that I...
Starting point is 01:08:39 eternally wear on my crown the first teetling of my line and that came with special abilities uh i can tell you that it's uh it's pretty fun being a kid when you can turn invisible we've got to play a lot of games of hide and seek and i have a big family big family love every one of them um let's just try a small one first uh you know i once use my visibility to Tom, my cousin. Ah, well, fuck. What? That's, that happened? Young and horny, I don't know. So when I was born a T-Fling, we didn't know why, why that was the case. I grew up not understanding. We were shunned very much by the church of Pilar. They didn't understand it. The insults that were rolled at my father and my mother, well, about my mother. She was no longer with us.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Seahorns. The, we searched for high and low. We searched high and low for any, any understanding of why this could be happening to me, to the family. We didn't understand it.
Starting point is 01:10:10 We went and we sought people with knowledge and vague answers here, vague answers. Finally, there was something of a thread. There was something of a thread, but we didn't know. We only got a half, half an answer. We knew that it had something to do with the devils of the nine hells.
Starting point is 01:10:30 But in order to learn more, we would have to seek out a book. A book and a library in Baltica. Getting this book out was bureaucratic nightmare. And I could feel my dad's frustration growing and growing. So I went to my friend, well, my cousin, Otto, not the same cousin. Otto and I, we kind of talked to the plan. We decided we were going to, we were going to break into the library, we're going to make our way through the vaults, and we were going to get that page out of that book that was going to point the way, point the direction towards solving and undoing what had happened to me and ending whatever curse it was.
Starting point is 01:11:16 I had understood so little then. but we got down there and found the book tore out the page on the way out that we hit a trap we didn't take the same way
Starting point is 01:11:34 Otto was crushed not to death stuck there was no way of getting them out I scared
Starting point is 01:11:48 scared scared I felt this great weight on my shoulders like if I didn't do something, I was never going to be able to solve what was wrong with me. I didn't even try. Took the page and left the library. I think now I could have saved it. I wasn't a hero. Not that. That's something I don't think I've ever told anyone.
Starting point is 01:12:30 You watch and I'll wait as... The darkness blackens even more and rattles. And you hear as the final panel opens. And you see down through the legs of this box, a black feather start to drift down on what looks like a bed of gray mist that wisps out around the sides with a hiss and then lands on the table beneath them. And as that happens, the darkness and the rattling you feelings, at your hip, you feel movement at your side,
Starting point is 01:13:28 and you look at your Talangar dagger, nice, you say. And you... Who said that? You realize now that everything, except for the very tip of it, has turned completely jet black, just like the silver of the box. And you see now, as it finally moves to take the tip, it then begins to swallow your fingers. And it spreads all over you as your eyes roll back as you watch Felix.
Starting point is 01:14:10 What? Fall unconscious. No, Felix! I grab him and I pick him up. I'm like, hold him. Phoenix, are you okay? What is this? And I start screaming at Escher.
Starting point is 01:14:21 You do that. Oh, no. So what happened to Felix? He fell unconscious. I was like, the dagger at my hip started to like vibrate and shake, and then it started to be like coated in like jet blackness. And then it spread to me and consumed me. Oh.
Starting point is 01:14:41 And it fell on con. Yeah. So the jewelry box is, turning from silver to black. And so then all of a sudden, for some reason, that happened. The dagger. The dagger. And now it's a very cool.
Starting point is 01:14:50 Silver dagger, right? Well, it was silver. Right, but the silver matches the box. Presumably. Presumably. Felix, you awaken in a black abyss. And you see nothing
Starting point is 01:15:18 at first. Except for, a fleck of white in this void that surrounds you. As it grows larger and larger, you swear you hear the sound of wings, as feathers suddenly fall all around you. And before you, you see a silhouette, a shape that's tall looming and robed. And as it steps forward, despite it just being darkness all around you,
Starting point is 01:15:53 you see that it seems to be the shape of a woman in a robe of raven's feathers and where our face would be is a white porcelain mask that just stares blankly as it looms over you and stares down and you hear a voice
Starting point is 01:16:25 in your mind it's soft and it's gentle while being cold and indifferent. You are Felix Ackerman. Yes, that's my name, yeah. Do you wield my blade? Yes, sure, but it's one of a bunch of them.
Starting point is 01:16:53 I mean, there are many of them. We all get them. Do you know who I am? No, no, I don't. Yes, you do. I really don't want to guess. But you must. I have a feeling that you're the grieving queen. No answer.
Starting point is 01:17:24 As she is very clearly getting closer, as she's the mask, it almost just feels like there's this black looming shape with a bit of just white face in it. As it's losing its humanoid shape. The feather that you all have received is a talisman. to go through the mist.
Starting point is 01:18:00 Okay. The mist is not mine to control. But it lingers on the edge of my domain. It is a gift. It is thanks for your secrets. But I've seen what you have done for me in your life and the secrets all of your friends have given. But,
Starting point is 01:18:30 little bird, there is far more darkness and pain than your life. Soon enough. I don't know. What does that mean? I don't want any of that soon. I want to help. I want to fix things. I don't want darkness or pain.
Starting point is 01:18:50 It is unavoidable. For you see, you have heard of a raven child. This is right. I mean, we don't even really know what that means. Can you tell me? She... She gets a little closer and says,
Starting point is 01:19:16 you know who... Milo's father was. No, no, I don't. She steps back and there's a pause. There is power in blood. There's power in lineage. And some believe that there's two sides of every whole, two hemispheres. There must be merged to create a beautiful,
Starting point is 01:20:01 I don't know what any of this means. Two halves of death. Your brother, let me show you. Is he alive? He's alive? For now. Show me. Your vision fades.
Starting point is 01:20:38 And you expect to see Milo in some prison or cell at the age that you left in that. But you don't. you see the tavern, Mr. Mendel's tavern, that you grew up in. It's a rowdy and raucous night, like many. And you look at Mr. Mendel as he's behind the bar. He's a lot younger. But you remember, you remember that when he looked like that. Wait, who's that running a drink to someone that looks familiar?
Starting point is 01:21:44 It's you, much younger. About the age right before Milo was born. Eyes are filled with pride, as Mr. Mendel has just increased your responsibility to be personally delivering the VIP patrons. And one such patron is walking down the stairs from the rooms that you know where your mother resided. He is dressed in a hood, concealing most of his face. But each footstep is purposeful, deliberate, firm. And as this man leaves, you will run up.
Starting point is 01:22:41 and bring him the drink that Mr. Mendel knows that he requires. The finest spirits that the tavern has to offer. And you see a bit of silvery hair draped down from the hood as you look up and you see the face of a younger Virgil Zern. As he grabs the drink without a situation, He steps out of the tavern and it closes. The door closes behind him. Suddenly your vision returns to you.
Starting point is 01:23:23 I wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, I don't even, I mean, maybe I remember that night. It's been a very, very long time and I was a kid. I mean, there were tons of people that we served every night. Are you trying to tell me that Zern is Milo's father? There's power. power in lineage, my little bird. Look, I mean, I assume for years that we, that Milo and I had the same father.
Starting point is 01:24:00 And then, of course, I went through periods where I thought that that was completely naive. And there's no way that that was the case. I'm assuming that's not the case now. We're only half-brothers. Yes. You have my knife presented. No, of course. It, as you hold it up,
Starting point is 01:24:31 to her. It is that same jet black that it was as it consumed you. And although she raises no hand, it begins to shift and shimmer from that jet black once again back to a silver, but even more bright and more brilliant, as she leans a little closer. Your brother is alive, But there are two halves to every corn, two hemispheres to every brain, two sides of death. And my enemies know this. If you see your brother again, if you see what he becomes, that blade is your only chance to make him whole again. What do you mean if? Of course I'm going to see him again. That's what's for is for. to find him and bring him home.
Starting point is 01:25:57 To be used when the raven child cries. Do not forget this, Felix Ackerman. Do not forget this, my little bird. Um, okay, I mean, I'm not going to forget. I use the, I got to use the blade to make him whole. What does that mean? As you say that, your vision begins to fade. As black raven's feathers are to descend like rain.
Starting point is 01:26:24 and completely swallow you. This woman fades, and you awaken. I presume in Toa's arms. That's all. Stop, stop shaking me. Stop shaking me. What does this color look like? Has the deep and blackness gone? It's all gone. It's all washed over him.
Starting point is 01:26:52 What was that? I mean, I'm not entirely sure, but I think I met the Raven Queen. I actually met the Raven Queen. Well, isn't she a god? Are you a goddess? Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:09 Who call me yourself, Felix? It's not that big of the deal. She told me. She told me. She should have been how you reacted when you fucking saw you. Oh, my God. She told me that Zern is Milo's father. he's my half brother
Starting point is 01:27:27 which to be fair I always kind of expected it would have been absurd so we only need to find him half alive no well that's the weird thing is that she seems to think that when we do find me
Starting point is 01:27:41 we're gonna find only some sort of half and that I have to use my blade her blade to make him whole again she said something about him becoming a blade to make something whole again I don't know but I can't
Starting point is 01:27:54 I can't do anything to him I can't hurt him. I can't stab him. I can't do that. I can't harm my brother. I don't know, Felix. It sounds like she wants you to stab him. The whole... I know. The whole... Yes, it sounds like she wants you to take that blade and rip his life from his... I tried to ask her what it meant to use the blade to make him whole because that doesn't make any sense. She said that he was going to become something if I saw him again. If I saw what he became, that I had to use the blade... Do you think he's going to become something like what Fiona became? Gods, I hope not. I don't know. He's a...
Starting point is 01:28:25 alive for now is what she said. So the Raven child that they've been looking for is Marlowe this all time? Maybe. Did you tell us that? Oh, do you? I mean, I... What did you do? It's hard to know. I asked her what
Starting point is 01:28:39 a Raven child was, and she told me that there was power in blood and lineage, and then that's why I saw the vision of of... Zern, a young Zern. I don't begin to pretend to know what the Raven thing might mean,
Starting point is 01:28:55 There is power in blood. And though he's son, son, he's also Beatrice's son. You both share blood. Right, right. You don't need to cut him, but you need to cut yourself. That's fine. I can handle anything that's thrust upon me like that. I can deal with that. If it's just me, then fine.
Starting point is 01:29:19 I just, I got to bring Milo home. What concerns me is, is the raven. The Raven Queen said that the mist does not hurt and that this, the heirloom is what's going to get us through the mist. It's going to allow us to get through. It's on the edge of her domain. I assume further into the heart of the territory that we need to go to. But if for some reason, we, we, Zer and all those years ago, he thought that the Raven Queen was the one that gave him those powers, and we've been doubting that since day one. And now he's passed his lineage on. to my law. I mean, he's, how would that make my brother the Raven Child? If we don't think that
Starting point is 01:30:05 the Raven Queen gave Zern those powers in the first place. Something doesn't add up here. Maybe Raven, in Raven Child isn't referring to the Raven Queen. Or we're once again only thinking of how. What do you know about the life of your mother? Unfortunately, how much. I mean, and there's nobody's left. There must be a reason that Zern picked her of all women to spawn with. Look, I don't mean to be crass, but Cern certainly wasn't the only one. My mother was a prostitute. And that is my point.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Why, of all women, would he pick a prostitute to carry his seat? I don't know. Unless there was something in that blood. Me, you must be right. I mean, look at you, Felix. You're quite powerful. your fate touched. There is something you carry down from your mother.
Starting point is 01:31:01 What it is, I couldn't begin to know. There's a reason you don't know which father was. You think Zerner never gave you any special attention? Do you think that he saw your mother and you? Well, I mean, I thought the day that we met him was the first time that I'd ever met him, but clearly that wasn't the case. I mean, I was young. I was just a kid.
Starting point is 01:31:30 We saw so many people every night. I wouldn't have known Zern from anybody. And the day that we met him in his chambers, no, I wouldn't think that he would know me from any other Tallengarde member. But, I mean, maybe he did. Felix, you said with that, feathers going to get us to the mist? Yes, yes, that's what she told me. Yes, what missed.
Starting point is 01:31:56 Yes, good, good, good, that's exactly what I was hoping for. Okay, well, that does not answer my question. What missed? Mist. To the realms of death, where Vorok is planning on going with my little girl. Whatever plan she has. And we're supposed to go to this realm of death.
Starting point is 01:32:17 That's what she meant by the edge of her domain. Well. If, what, what good, and why do they need, wait, if they needed your brother, how long did they go, do they take? It's been a very long time. I don't know exactly years. All I know is that he was 13 when they took him and that seems to be a very common theme amongst all the children that have gone missing. What if they had your brother this whole time? Why did they need the guilt to the point that they had to put holes in my castle? I don't know. What I'm thinking is this? Probably one. He's the final piece. We saw that
Starting point is 01:33:00 their planning with fear. All these other children are simply experiments, trial runs, practices. There's something about them, probably something in their blood. And once they've perfected it and I fear they're close, they will use it all my own way. That is simply just a case. Did you mention two halves? Yes. Yeah, I mentioned that she was saying that there are, I didn't say the exact words because I don't remember at all. Felix does. Andy is not. I'm not a superhuman.
Starting point is 01:33:34 I would have recounted basically word for word what she told me about the, you know, the halves, about two halves of death and life and all that. Maybe. Maybe Milo's just the one half of death. And maybe Velasca is the other half. Or whoever this, the other child that they're looking for is, if they've had Milo this whole time,
Starting point is 01:33:56 and they know what he is, but they're still looking for someone else. Maybe they need two? That wouldn't surprise me. I mean, we encountered that one. We fought the Golden Grey. So we just got to find him. We just got to find where Milo is and where they're taking these children.
Starting point is 01:34:10 And I'm sure that it will become more clear. No, no. What's two halves? Two halves? Escher looks even more pale than he normally gets. And he turns to you, Felix. If that is the case.
Starting point is 01:34:33 I am so sorry, my boy. What do you mean? For Oxot, my daughter's powerful reason. If there are two children, then must be made one. Oh, God. Then there's no one better than my little bird.
Starting point is 01:35:10 Maybe that's why you need the knife to make him whole again, because you have to cut it in half, because it's only half my load. No, no, no, no. It won't come to that. It's not going to come to that. Even Queen said if. It could be a language thing.
Starting point is 01:35:27 Like, that's your supreme focus. Maybe you need to use it intelligently to cast a spell. Right, right. Or we're going to make haste, and we're going to get there before any of this becomes a problem. And we can stop it. Let's make haste. What I just said was just to comfort you. Almost certainly, it's going to be some sort of nightmare abomination.
Starting point is 01:35:47 Thank you, Caprice. You have such a way with hearts. I mean, you saw what happened with Fiona, but... No, I'm not... You understand my meaning. I'm just trying to prepare you. Come on, let's go. Yeah, let's go.
Starting point is 01:36:00 All right. Yes. If that is the case as well, then that makes our next step of the journey all the more clear. We must. All of us, and I would pray that you come with. with me. We must venture to the Amper Temple.
Starting point is 01:36:33 What is this place? What's that? Yeah, I don't, I don't, I mean, okay. Yeah, well, we'll go. I mean, why wouldn't we? Personally, I'm quite a fan of temple, so. We'll go wherever you tell us to go. Yes, but what is this place? It is where Gravanovia sought the power of the Nine-Eyne Spider.
Starting point is 01:36:58 It is how she is able to harness her flesh crafting abilities. So it is a temple to the spider. No, it is a temple to a long, forgotten, faceless God where many dark entities, their aspects, their fragments were imprisoned and intuned in amber sarcophagi. So is there going to be something there that we can undo what she's done or some other power we can harness? While the power is trapped in the amber, then there's still not full strength. That means that we could perhaps stop it
Starting point is 01:37:41 before it has a chance to break free entirely in views. Oh, you think this thing, this entity that gave up to order to power is going to break out of some kind of temple? Yes, yes. Oh, well, then yes, we should go. Yes, and I confronted its amber side. and I had, it taunted me.
Starting point is 01:38:02 But with all, with now that I have friends and I'm not alone and I have learned and I have researched much more, and there's also the possibility that we can find a way to remove that power from my little girl without killing. Yeah, that, that's perfect. I believe in my research since there could be the original well not the original but the master of the Lema temple we can meet him and he's not reasonable but we may be able to poke around
Starting point is 01:38:40 and steal what he has yes yes well wait he's definitely not really we can't just talk to him and his mind and death has not been kind to his sanity oh let's resolve the issues with the sanity yes well he's dead Wait, what, he's dead? Yes, yes, he's dead. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:03 But he... Is he like only kind of... He's undead, he's undead. Oh. Like I am, I am dead. Yes, that's fair. Right? Well, I don't see why we couldn't, with our magic.
Starting point is 01:39:14 Just resolve any issues with vicinity. Right. Good point. Yes. He... I do have a few tools at my disposal. He was not forthcoming with me when I first attempted to get information. But now that we are together, you're stronger.
Starting point is 01:39:32 I finally have friends again. We're longer known. That's right. Where is the Sanford number? Friends is still a stretch. Is it far? Can we just... In the south.
Starting point is 01:39:44 Yes. It is built within Mount Gagas. Pass the Selenka Pass. Do I need to do something about your secretary? What? I am perfectly sane, thank you very much. Lovely, then speak quicker We are on at time limit
Starting point is 01:40:01 That's why I keep touching my wrist like that It's feel like it's something to do when I'm in time It does, doesn't it? Do you have an inch, maybe? You like a hive or something? What? No. We're going to have to go on foot Oh, it's an ingrown hair, but how long is the journey? My tail sucks up inside of Canada
Starting point is 01:40:22 Fing crunches up, just got there Ew! I'm upset! It will take us... Sorry, Ezra. It will take... If we hurry a little less than a day's journey. Good. You promise you would teach me some alchemy.
Starting point is 01:40:46 Yes, yes. You can start doing that on the way. And maybe that'll help us. I will, yes. And we cannot... We will not be able to take the sky. The winds there will not... I do not want to do that to be Cephalus.
Starting point is 01:40:59 And my precious gargoy, as you understand, if anything happened to them, there's a sentimental value to me. All right. So, on foot, Amber Temple. Stop whatever powers. What? Cold weather, dress. For the coldest you've ever experienced times five.
Starting point is 01:41:20 Oh, so like around 80 degrees there. Maybe 70s. Bundle of Fires. Bundle of Fires. I presume there, Irvin mentioned a, like, area where there were cold weather clothing. Irvin had mentioned that there was a full store
Starting point is 01:41:39 cold weather gear that they could. So very much, like any 90s cartoon, I would enter the closet, come out wearing exactly what I'm wearing, but cold weather versions of it. Yes, a much heavier blue coat, a heavy red hat. Exactly the same thing,
Starting point is 01:41:53 but cold weather snow gear version of what I normally wear. I walk into the closet and I walk out. And instead of a grass skirt, it's like yarn. It's like plaid. Or like, like, you know, wool, it's a wool skirt. And instead of my boar pel, it's just like a little like, like knit shawl. And I still have nothing else on it.
Starting point is 01:42:18 Got it. No, I changed my mind. I'm dressed like Spike's people from that meme where he says, do I look like the kind of guy who has money? No, I actually all get, you know, if there's anything in my size, I would, you know, put whatever I think I would need on. I'd say you're all able to get out fit in. I like that kid from a Christmas story. I walk out. I've got 15 jackets on.
Starting point is 01:42:39 You're like Randy. I love it. Can't get my arms down. I sit down on the bench next to the entrance to the closet. Yeah, Ralphie. You begin lacing up your snow boots. No, no, I'll just use this guy's self to make myself look, uh, It's exactly what you would see Caprice normally wear,
Starting point is 01:42:57 but it has like little tuffs of arctic fur around. You know, I think I'm going to be all right. You say cold, I think I'm going to be okay. Caprice. Yeah? Do not treat this like a game, boy. I'm not. I've been through some crazy stuff.
Starting point is 01:43:14 I've got all kinds of devilish powers. I'm genuinely resistant to cold. All right. We believe now and do not waste another. The day you'll be getting there in the dead of night, is that all fine with you? I know I'm a creature of the night. I want to make sure that you, those of you who are not nocturnal. Yes, that's fine.
Starting point is 01:43:36 We can't spare a single minute. We got spread. I agree. That'll give Count von Zorovic and Ivar, then the abbot time to negotiate. And heaven. And meeting that would be a lot. I'm glad I won't be present. To the Amber Temple?
Starting point is 01:43:59 Before we leave this room, if we ever go back to Galctica, we survive all of this, you can come too. I don't know if you've ever been. It's a great city. Please don't tell Lucrexia, my first cousin, what I told you guys tonight. I promise you I will never repeat those words ever again.
Starting point is 01:44:17 To another living soul. Okay, let's go. But before we go, I need to ask you, If you can provide me with a Jim-incrusted bowl worth at least one thousand gold pieces. Why do I feel like you keep asking for this? It is very important. I just, I, I, I, I'm, I must be me.
Starting point is 01:44:39 I feel like you've just asked before. I must be imagining it. I'm sorry. Continue. We are now in a different place at a different time. Did you not ask Brutus for that before you left? I did. And? And he brought me a...
Starting point is 01:44:54 A Jim, A gem encrusted plate worth an unquestionable amount of money. With a single gem of it. And some of the bowls were just crusty. Yeah, encrusted really wasn't what it was. Well, actually, I think there might be something in the room that I've been staying and give me one moment. If you've got any ruby dust worth a thousand gold pieces too. Yeah, if you just have like 10,000 gold pieces to line around, I mean, if you're giving him out.
Starting point is 01:45:19 I'm just kidding. He comes back after 10 minutes and he's like, let's go, let's go, let's go. Were you able to find you all? Yes, let's go before they realize it's gone. And he hands in, everyone's filled ruby dust. It's a German cozy. Look, there's ruby dust in here. Oh, thank you.
Starting point is 01:45:36 Take a little, wrong. Let's go! There's ruby dust in here. She loves the way it feels, baby. Let's go. Yeah, I guess we go. I'm getting flashbacks to Otto being horribly crushed by a door trap, I'm ready, let's go.
Starting point is 01:45:56 At least Otto didn't die. I never tell anyone about that. He just went missing. Oh, Chawa. Oh, Tala. Confucii didn't die. He eventually died. Dowa doesn't know that.
Starting point is 01:46:09 Poor Tawa. Otto's is a BVG of this campaign. God, could be. Well, let's be haste. I'm bundled up. I got big furry snow boots on. I'm bundled up as well. My red hat has been replaced with a Russian red hat.
Starting point is 01:46:23 It's like a, you know, like a classic Russian hat. It's still mourning at this point. There's a name for it. I should know it. You left very early. You make your way as quickly as possible. You say goodbye to Aravind, who wishes you best of luck, as he transforms into a raven before you
Starting point is 01:46:46 and begins to fly towards the castle. All right. And he flies away amidst the flock or, What do you call a group of ravens again? That's a conspiracy, conspiracy, or murder. Murder of crows, it's a conspiracy of ravens. Yeah. As you begin to make your way down from the northern ridge
Starting point is 01:47:06 of mountains across the valley up to the other side, and once again, you go through the forest, the dragon flame forest, and you make your way up into the foothills as the elevation gets steeper and steeper and more treacherous. And every hour that passes, the air gets colder. And even with your cold weather gear, it's starting to bite more and more.
Starting point is 01:47:46 And eventually, you get to the point where it's no longer just the same rocks and ravines, the landscape is more barren and is behind you. You're starting to get flashbacks to the Krasang Pass and your journey over the serpent spine mountains in Grombe. And you feel the crunch of snow beneath your boots as the wind whips up and howls as it gets colder and colder and colder and colder. As you then see massive Mount Gakas looming high above you, you know your destination. It's going to be a treacherous one. As the chill once again whips in and suddenly you start to shiver, I think everyone to make a conclusion saving through.
Starting point is 01:48:43 No, I'm having PTSD. Am I exempt? Why? I have resistance to cold damage. I see you can roll advantage. This will affect Barnabosts. Well, I don't think I'd say I'd just be sad. I thought I'd just be a advantage.
Starting point is 01:49:00 So with your resistant, which just means if you take damage, you take half of it. Yeah, so if you were immune, we'll just say that it'll... I was like, because poor fucking ship got absolutely ruined by this ship. May I roll out advantage as well? Because you're a cold weather best. I'm apparently resistant to cold damage as well. Oh, that is such...
Starting point is 01:49:21 Oh, well, look at this. I'm also... Oh, and I also don't suffer penalties from being in high altitudes if that matters. Well, that I think matters. That I would say would matter. Yeah, because I'm mountain-born and we're on a mountain. We're going to have to have a conversation about how cold weather works. I'm, I got a 20, just the Constitution? 22. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:49:37 22. Because Felix is actually decent constitution saving there is. 18. 18. This podcast is brought to you by our Patreon. Become a patron today at patreon.com slash legends of Aventress and gain access to tons of exclusive perks including a monthly movie night and a weekly Patreon exclusive campaign set on the high seas shroud over salt marsh you can also go to the crooked moon.com
Starting point is 01:50:04 to pick up your own copy of our first published supplement the crooked moon a folk horror tome for dungeons and dragon fifth edition and don't forget to snack all the extra goodies like dice miniatures plushies a tarot deck and more thank you let me just can you have uh lofty's thing because i roll for her and die. I'll be rolling for her. Or someone, if you guys, one of you guys wants to roll for her. I mean, yeah. What's her con check? Yeah, it's right here. So I'll roll and I'll roll it for a guy.
Starting point is 01:50:35 Sorry. That guy. It is 12. 12, that's enough. For now. For now. And so what I'll say is that Lifty is going to be rolling and she'll just be miserable and silent the entire time, but she will, if she's suffering exhaustion,
Starting point is 01:50:52 then that would be something you'll have to deal with them. Well, we'll help her. Someone can carry her in all of us. Exactly, exactly. So, you're the horse from the animal. Esher. Literally. Esher looks back at all of you,
Starting point is 01:51:06 and he says, it's only going to get far, far worse. As you continue and you make your way trudging to the snow and there is a path that does not very, heavily trod. As you make your way and you walk for another good amount of time, as you stop. And you see that there is, there's cliffs really all around you,
Starting point is 01:51:43 and you see as the mountains go up on either side. And you see this sheer white of a sheet of ice, a frozen waterfall, it seems, and you see a glint behind it, a glint of something. As you pass, you see that there's a, it looks like a frozen, what would have been a frozen river or a stream, that who knows the last time it actually ran. What do you do? I follow Escher and I continue on our path and I don't get distracted by glinting baubles and trinkets. Oh, but I do. It looks like diamonds.
Starting point is 01:52:22 That's all I just get distracted by it and I keep going. Ooh. It's at least beautiful. What is it? It's a waterfall. Frozen. No, but what's the glit behind the water from? Probably the ice.
Starting point is 01:52:36 I mean, it could be just light refracting off of the... Oh, does it actually look like something back there? Yes. Well, I'll go over and see, and I'll use my cat's claws to climb along the ice and see if I can climb behind the water. Do you want to be cursed? Because this is how you become cursed. Yeah. I went to back, see, it's a bobby.
Starting point is 01:52:52 It's a bubble and it looks like it's worth money. As... It's too silver. No, as you manage to make you it over and you actually see that the water, the sheet of water in front of it, it does seem to be blocking what looks like some sort of outcropping or cave behind this waterfall. Oh, okay, I get what you're describing.
Starting point is 01:53:12 I was confused. And you see that there's actually a glint of red. Yeah, no, we should. Well, we should clearly burn this waterfall to get the water flowing and walk in there and find out what that group is. I mean, sure. I can, do we really have time for this? Do you think it's important?
Starting point is 01:53:29 Well, it might be. All right, stand back. I mean, what do you think is in there? Before you can finish, I cast fireball. Wonderful. Oh. You, uh, Irish, that's great. Iris, uh, at your command, Felix, uh, shoots a tiny beans.
Starting point is 01:53:49 It bursts. And you feel the warmth momentary. early. It actually does a good job and delays this oncoming chill a little bit more as it bursts and surrounds you and immediately all of the ice crashes down and completely melts. And you see a small cave behind this waterfall. I would walk up to Iris and say, shall we? Yes, of course. I'll leave the way. And I would follow her. You do that. And it doesn't take you very long, it's a very shallow cave and you see that sitting at the center of the space is a skull. It is the skull of a goat and it has one empty socket of an eye. And the other seems to have
Starting point is 01:54:39 what looks like a ruby in something. A gem of about this size, but there's a large crack down the center. Unfortunately, it's damaged. We could still do something. We could still do something with it. It could be useful. We could ground it up. I could really. Time out. Don't you think that it's weird that it's in a skull in a cave? I've seen many things in my day at this point, and this is
Starting point is 01:55:03 the far less unusual of the things. I don't know. I mean, from the studies that I've done, just about the messed up things that some wizards will do. I'm just saying, it just falls, I think it falls right in line with the things that we've seen. We're on our way
Starting point is 01:55:19 to, from what Asher tells us, some sort of a terrifyingly evil temple. Maybe this was a lost artifact, and by returning it, we may be able to be in the good graces. What I will say is we now know that it is here. If we find that we need it, we can backtrack and procure it. Isher in the cave with us? He's standing outside.
Starting point is 01:55:38 Escher! Yes. Is there any chance that there would be some lost artifact that we might want to return to the temple on our way there? Like a goat with a ruby. I. A skull. A goat skull.
Starting point is 01:55:51 Yeah, it's like a skull. It's got a cracked ruby in it. It's probably not worth much. It's severely damaged. Can you just come in here and take a look at it so I'm doing it? Yes, yes, yes. Come. Thank you. This looks strange.
Starting point is 01:56:07 That's what I said. That's what we said. I didn't say that. I said it looked all normal in most things. They look evil. Should we think it? It looks like Choker.
Starting point is 01:56:21 around my first beloved, the gem that was in her neck. Oh, the gem. What does that mean? I don't understand the... It means just a ruby, right? But it is impossible that goat skull. I know that there was dreams of a goat. Well, I mean, the werewolves worshipped a goat,
Starting point is 01:56:52 so maybe they just worshipped goats around here. Maybe like an ancient history. the people used to worship goats and so it's not this is what i think it is the one who put this here is long dead unfortunately mostly forgotten you not need to return this but i don't think that it can do any harm to take for what purpose i would not know well i certainly won't stop anyone i'm not really interested in it no it's broken it's useless to me but at least we know what it is it's not something that's winter sneak up on this evening. I hope not.
Starting point is 01:57:40 Maybe, yeah, keep your eye out for evil-eye goats or something. Sure. Let's just continue then. Yeah, we gotta go. We can't mess around anymore. The wind chills you as you leave the cave. Everyone makes a constitution saving.
Starting point is 01:58:00 Water, surprise. Oh, yeah. Natural 20. 24. Nice. So would you get like a 45? 24? 24. 27. If the skill would have you got 24. I know. I also got 24. Lifty got 10 and I got a four. Double UFTA. The ladies take a level of exhaustion.
Starting point is 01:58:28 As the chill, the absolute rock's level, the fourth or fifth level to the core. As you feel the the intense chill as you're your it saps your energy you continue on with it as the sun is hanging lower starting to go behind the mountain peaks now it's nights is falling it's getting even colder as you approach suddenly the wind picks up and snow starts to fall as what you hope is a temporary flurry, is blasting you as you trudge your way through the storm. It never is. And suddenly you see ahead of you, snow start to fall and more about like a foot of snow in your path. And you look up and you hear as it echoes through this place. And you see just a black shape through the snowstorm.
Starting point is 01:59:54 What do you all do? Were those hooves? Yes. How far off does it appear? It seems to be above you probably a good 20, 30 feet. That's not very far. We can't make out what it is. It's just a black shape and then suddenly disappears in the blizzard.
Starting point is 02:00:12 Sure. What kind of animals are up here hunting? I do not know I've never encountered any wildlife here. I think we should keep moving. We should be aware and be prepared to defend ourselves. Maybe it's a Yeti? What? From...
Starting point is 02:00:32 From Mogher Kai, all the way up here? Why not? I mean, they live in mountains? That's fine. You know what? You're right. I didn't need to say what I... You hear it on the other side of the past that your wall...
Starting point is 02:00:46 I'm sorry, I snapped to you. And it echoes through. It's very cold out here. Is it a... A Yeti with hooves? It's probably a Yeti with ooze, Felix. I don't know if... if he had he had, what was he? Toa?
Starting point is 02:00:57 Um, I would be trying to, like, you know, I would press the digitake flame from my hand to try to just, like, light up and see if I can see better and, like, create some place. So it's a perception check for me. Finally failed one. Very low. Uh, let me check, but probably very low. Yeah, nice. Snow falls down as you hear. As you then hear, as my gimmick, a strange, that. sounds guttural and it echoes through and more snow falls in can look up and you just see this black shape and it looks massive it's fine it's just a go right that's all that was it was just a goat I've never seen a goat I'm okay well that's what they sound like you've never seen a goat I mean we should just keep moving we should just continue advancement that we're someone sent for that we
Starting point is 02:01:56 that we passed I think we let me win under that bar I think they were at least Are three goats? Do you remember that work that you turned into a gnome? Yes. Halfling or whatever he was. He was riding a goat.
Starting point is 02:02:06 Oh, those things aren't horrifying at all. That's what I'm saying. It was just a goat. I think we're okay. We should just keep moving. It's very small. Well, that one sounds kind of big, but we should just keep moving.
Starting point is 02:02:15 How big. It's fine. The creature that looks like that jet, really. As big as the snow we saw in that waterfall. That was a moderate size. Can you keep leading the walls near avalanche of snow? I'm freezing. I'm very cold.
Starting point is 02:02:27 And you just see this. blooming black shape and then one more time it's got on. And it echoes through and you, and Escher looks up and says, I think we should be going. Yes, go, go, let's leave the way, okay. Yes, please, I'm very cool. You hustle. And everyone is the chill sets in.
Starting point is 02:02:47 Lootie, come on. You're very quiet. Look, we're both very cool. Okay, 17. Oh, are we doing this again? Oh, we're doing it again. Constitution's even. 21.
Starting point is 02:02:57 I think I'll be right, 17. 22. Lofty got 15. Okay. Passes. And I got 14. Okay, but all those passes. Wow.
Starting point is 02:03:14 Okay. All right then. You pursue onwards, and you continue to go and trudge, and you're making good ground. And it's at this point where it's very clearly, the last light of day. as dusk is setting in and you just see the oranges in the sky through the snowstorm that has not let up.
Starting point is 02:03:39 And although starting to very slowly, you hope you pray, dissipated. And who's in the league? Escher. And then same myself. You see, Asher, he's walking on top of the snow. I would probably be behind him, but, you know. Yeah, if you want to be ahead of me, that's fine. I'd be bugging him about alchemy, nonstop.
Starting point is 02:04:00 I wouldn't stop talking about alchemy. Oh, yeah. I think you want to learn that. Smells like, shit. I could be in the back, keeping an eye on everyone. I'm good. Because I'm pretty, well, I think it's like a Yeti goat. I'd be keeping an eye on Luffy and I are seeing that they're cold,
Starting point is 02:04:18 and given that I'm tolerating it pretty, okay. Make a perception check for me. I'll say actually straight. Oh, that's pretty good. That's bad. Skills, eh? It's pretty good. 23.
Starting point is 02:04:41 23. Through the snowstorm, you think you hear something. And you're with the ladies, and you feel like you hear something again. But it's been a while, so you've been walking. And you turn around and through the blizzard, you see just for a moment what looks like the head of a massive black goat with red eyes washing you leave
Starting point is 02:05:11 whose curved horns as then suddenly disappears into the snowstorm again Tula Turn around! Turn around! I can't have too much. What's wrong?
Starting point is 02:05:25 What's the matter, Tella? The goat yet, he all has how I like to call him a goat deer. He's my blindness. I looked to where he's pointing. He's gone. He's gone. There's nothing dead. There's not even a shape. I hold my flame up higher. I don't see anything, Tilla.
Starting point is 02:05:40 Are you sure? I'm pretty sure the Goni's right there. Did it have ruby eyes? Yes, it had big red eyes. It was a big black goat head. Look, I believe you. I'm just saying I don't see it now. And so I'm so cold. I'm going to need to be carried for us rest of the way. All right, of course, of course. Oh, thank you, Joe. And I'll pick, I'll pick Iris off. Your chest is so cold and warm at the same time. You do that.
Starting point is 02:06:07 And I need to roll. You guys are both in the front. Anyway, because you kind of turn back a bit to talk to Toa. Caprice, you feel something as you're trudging to the snow, catch your boot. I need to make an exterity saving throw. Or die.
Starting point is 02:06:24 You hungry forward. That's it. No, you just broke your garray sheet. You literally just die. It's all over if you fail this. Yeah. You have to pass this. You slide on the ice and you plummet off the side of the cliff.
Starting point is 02:06:36 You're out of the campaign. You're out of the campaign. You have to break your phone. Yep. Oh, sorry. You're out of the campaign. Okay, so I accidentally pull my foot off. And it sluces my ACL right out of the back of the house.
Starting point is 02:06:50 I get at 28. You manage to catch yourself. But as you look down to see what caught your foot, you see a face looking up at it. Oh, my God. It looks to be like a huge. with eyes peeled open and just completely blew as you see what looks like a human corpse
Starting point is 02:07:11 staring up at you completely frozen solid. We got a body here, guys. What? Yeti goats aside. There is, in fact, what appears to be a dead person right under my feet. I would turn from tow and run to Caprice and hold the flame down near the fire,
Starting point is 02:07:31 or near the snow. Oh, I'll search. to, with the illumination, start to move the snow farther away from the face and see if I can sort of uncover the body a little bit. You uncover the body, and you start to do that, and you see what looks like a human male, relatively young, and what looks like the leathers of adventuring gear, and your hand hits another thing, and you scrape and you move the snow off of the face of a young woman. as you then begin to dig
Starting point is 02:08:00 as you uncover five bodies in total, completely frozen very clearly huddling together for warmth in their final moments. All a human variety? You actually know. You managed to find a... What is a t-flin?
Starting point is 02:08:19 You find two humans, an elf, a dwarf and a half. And they... Lost. They seem to have been very unprepared for the clothing that they are wearing, not nearly heavy enough, as their final moments very clearly just desperate attempt for warmth. Do I get a sense that they've been here for long? Why don't you make an intelligence check?
Starting point is 02:08:50 That's where I am. Basically average. Fine. Man, I'm rolling. Pretty good. 17. 17. You get the sense that it's been a very long time. And you, I would say that as you're uncovering them, you actually see that they had various climbing gear and they seemed to be prepared. There's actually, you find five vials of red liquid alcohol as well. And, and,
Starting point is 02:09:20 but they seem to have, uh, perish on their journey to the amber top. It's unfortunate as this is, this is pretty treacherous and not surprising. I think these are healing potions. Sure. I'll pass it. I'll pass it back to the crap. They certainly can't use them. Do they appear to be a healing pose?
Starting point is 02:09:40 Yes. Do these work on you? What kind? They are greater. Do these work on you, Esther? Yes, and Pauls? I didn't know if they were... You could take them I can make my own.
Starting point is 02:09:54 Maybe I'll be these enough. It looks like a group was... seeking the secrets of the Amber Temple without being prepared. You're lucky you have a guide. As you leave the adventuring party that did not make out. Escher, he actually starts to shiver a little bit. As he says, well, night is approaching faster than I thought. But perhaps.
Starting point is 02:10:32 that we can take refuge with the barbarians that live in a village along our way. It could always make us a temple. A brilliant idea. I could go for a warm bath right about now. Yes, the lovely thing about it is the temperatures, whatever I'd really like it to be. Moderate, not too warm, not too hot, not too cold.
Starting point is 02:10:52 Let's try to make more ground. I have a still energy and life in me yet. And the chill sets in even more Constitution saving to throw for me, everybody. Would you say we're about an hour away, or where are we? We are approaching, but... What are we rolling for? I got another... I got a 17 again.
Starting point is 02:11:12 Okay. I rolled with my high ones early. 17. Do we know what the BFSI is? No. We know that 15 was good enough last time. So I'm hoping a 17 is good enough this time. Kelsey got a 17.
Starting point is 02:11:26 Okay. Beautiful. And I got a natural 20. Beautiful. Okay. So that makes it a 20. Or 14 or below. 24.
Starting point is 02:11:34 Okay. You manage to shrug off the cold as you proceed onward. And you make your way and you actually hear the echoing roar of a river. As the snowstorms dissipate, night fully sets him. And actually seems a little bit more comfortable. He's not no longer kind of hiding beneath his coat in order to stay out of the very dim sunlight in this cloudy day. As you turn around the pass and you see a huge stone bridge, it spans this river, and Escher looks and says,
Starting point is 02:12:15 aside the pass, we are getting closer. We should be able to make it before it gets too unreasonably late. And he takes a few steps forward, and suddenly you see a massive shadow. cover the bridge. Hmm. As you hear a... It's probably a friend.
Starting point is 02:12:40 A massive reverberating sloak. Sounds like an eagle. Oh. What do you do? I've never seen an eagle before. As it echoes, as you just see a massive,
Starting point is 02:12:54 just absolutely colossal shadow. Do we have any kind of cover? I know we're close as past. You see the back? These are outcroppings. There are some large rocks that are covered in snow. I would immediately try to
Starting point is 02:13:04 find some. sort of cover, at least under a rock or something, you know, and I would motion to the rest, like, we have to get a cover just in case, of course. Oh, just a bird. I'm afraid. I pull out my pan crossbow and I get down into the snow and sort of shuffle over towards Felix Byrd's command. Okay, all those do we make a sell trick, please. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:24 As you see a massive. Can you make one for Lifty? Hot fire. A massive bird that looks to be like a brown eagle of just this unfathomable size that despite the incredibly intense howling winds with its massive wings it is very easily able to fly over. 19. 19 for you?
Starting point is 02:13:48 22 for me and what else? Oh, wait, no, this is ability check, right? Yeah. Okay. So we're both disadvantaged. Yeah. Okay, well, so sorry, Lifty.
Starting point is 02:14:01 Lifty got a seven and I got 13 close. That D20 can not roll higher than a five. This one? Yeah. I will pick it. I'm about 22. 26. 26?
Starting point is 02:14:14 Yeah. Awesome. You're all able to. You're all able to dive behind as you then poke out and you see a rock, an ROC. You dive behind a rock to dodge rock as this colossal bird flies over and you see streaks of white and it's plumage. is actually incredibly majestic. But it looks and surveys the land hungrily as it passes over the Selenka Pass and the huge stone bridge with the statue.
Starting point is 02:14:46 You see statues of knights and strange vulture-looking creatures on either side and a watch tower across the ravine as it flies over and you breathe out a sigh of relief. And then you see Luffy. shivering, and she almost kind of nods off asleep and tumbles out into the snow. And with that, she pushes a small rock free, and it rolls and gathers speed and clacks and echoes through. Escher crouches down. He just, oh, what have you done? As suddenly you hear the flapping of colossal wings turn back around and fly. I'm going to cast thaumaturgy and make the sound of like the sound of laughter do that kind of noise right with thaumaturgy it should be able to
Starting point is 02:15:47 I think it's just like a minor illusion style thing too yeah I would read it sorry let me let me read it so think I know I know like echoing your or volumizing is one but I think you can also change the delicious. Yeah, you can... You can... You create an instantaneous sound that originates from a point of your choice. So I am going to make the sound of some kind of like wounded creature or something off in the opposite direction.
Starting point is 02:16:16 Oh, okay. Make a deception check for me, please. What's the range? It's just that I can... Within range... Oh, I guess 30 feet. So within 30 feet of us, but in a place, a place that it wouldn't be looking at the old direction. And I'll roll an inside here.
Starting point is 02:16:41 Rock inside. Roll paper. So, and you said deception. Melissa, I shouldn't be doing this. Yeah, so six. Oh, boy. No, no, an eight. It's a valiant effort.
Starting point is 02:16:59 Yeah. Well, I'm disadvantaged. As you all crouched down. as you grab her and pull her in. And you all duck and you can't even see the rock anymore. You're all so tucked in. As you hear a wounded animal, as the rock seems to divert course from the area that you're in
Starting point is 02:17:18 and go towards the bridge, as it seems to turn towards its right as it flies over, and you don't hear it, and you just hear the flapping of wings, And then you hear of the shaking of stone, as if a heavyweight has landed on the bridge, suddenly everything goes a little bit more quiet. You don't even hear the howling of wind.
Starting point is 02:17:57 And then you hear a voice, you all look cold. You seek secrets, the nature of which you do not understand. Richo, you may think yourself clever, but your new associate is not as clever as he thinks he is. All of your associates think they can outsmart as do you. In the end, you require my aid. I feel the no coming from Felix and the silence all around me. I know I'm stuck deep down into the trench that is this hiding spot that we've made ship for ourselves.
Starting point is 02:19:43 Lufty and Iris and everyone by my side. Do I get a sense that I could shimmy armory crawl away from them to try to get as far away from my? group as possible. I'm saying the rock isn't that big. Well, the rock is big. The rock that you're behind is not. Would we recognize this voice from the visions that we have?
Starting point is 02:20:08 Yes, absolutely. You would recognize this voice immediately. But only one of us noticed its name. Yes. Yeah, we've never heard it. But we do know the voice. Yes. So I would be sweating.
Starting point is 02:20:18 Even though it's cold, I would be sweating and pale. And you'll hear the voice boom out again. Where? Caprice, your traitorous companion, had failed you. I will not, you seek aid. Felix, your brother, its fate is truly tragic. I would just, I would clutch onto Toa. I would go even more pale, and I would hold on to Toa.
Starting point is 02:20:56 You'd feel my hand on your shoulder as well. Your queen cannot save him. I am. I'm going to look into Felix's eyes as like, like, do you think? Maybe. And I would just be like, no, no. And I'm terrified. I am truly terrified.
Starting point is 02:21:36 Say my name thrice. And you hear a and shake. You hear the flapping of wings. as you see a rock take off with dark feathers and six massive red eyes
Starting point is 02:22:01 and as it flies away, you blink and suddenly you just see a hungry brown rock as it flies away and lets out one more cry and disappears out of sight. Oh, God! Oh, God! No! that was him.
Starting point is 02:22:23 That was the thing. Yeah. That was it. Why were you all terrified? I know. I will tell you the story, I sure, but it is not one for the top of this mountain. Did you hear the voice? Here what?
Starting point is 02:22:38 You didn't hear. Hear what? Oh, gods. Oh, gods. We probably shouldn't mention it then. It's fine. Just sounded like a shared nightmare we have. We have to get cover first.
Starting point is 02:22:51 We can't. Yeah, either the temple or the or the temple. Is the temple gonna fit here? Across the pass. If we can get across the pass, how much farther do we have to go? Well, it's not, it's not that much longer. We'll pass halfway if we go across the length the pass. Only half?
Starting point is 02:23:07 We can take shelter or we can get assistance from the barbarians. Okay, across the pass, and then we find shelter or find a place to put up the temple. Alright? Let's do it. We have to move. We can get to move. can't stay here. And then we can explain everything. It's just a rock. We can explain everything once we get safety. Perhaps it's heard of the goat. It's just hunting it.
Starting point is 02:23:30 Esther, please just leave the way. All right. Between Lutti and Iris, who's the most exhausted or? We're both just one level of a lot. Just one level of exhaustion. I will quickly turn and I'll be like, I'm really looking forward to that temple, right? Just in case, and I touch you for but a moment on the shoulder, I will cast enhanceability, and I will, for an hour,
Starting point is 02:24:01 you gain 2D6 temporary hit points and bears endurance, which gives you advantage on Constitution checks. Wow. There you go. So 7. T.H.P. I'm sorry I couldn't come up with a clever song. I have a voice scares the shit out of me
Starting point is 02:24:22 Escher says Can you go right to what the fuck As he steps and you see him standing Looking across the bridge you can't see you just see his profile As he just stares in his mouth as a game What do you see Doa can you hurry me over there He's being so traumatic
Starting point is 02:24:42 I think I was under the arms We'll hurry take her out We'll hurry over You step out from behind the rock as the rock leaves. A lot of rocks. And you see the massive stone bridge ahead of you. And through the snow, you see the shock of black. As you see massive black feathers arranged in a pattern
Starting point is 02:25:07 that spells out the same word three times. Pizzou. Pizzou. Pizzou. Pizzou. Pizzou. I would see this. And I guess having read it,
Starting point is 02:25:23 unfortunately it's now in my brain, I would immediately run at it and start kicking at it like in the snow, trying to dislodge it and move it. Don't look at it, no, no! And like trying to disrupt it and kick the feathers and move them and disrupt it as much as possible. What is going on? Do they move?
Starting point is 02:25:43 Like am I able to... Yes, and you see if you kick, one gets caught in the wind and flies away. And you actually, as you're running to get the others, a massive gale howls through this wind tunnel of this pass. And it almost threatens to knock you off as it blasts the rest of the feathers away. And I need a constitution saving throat.
Starting point is 02:26:03 Come on, baby, I need a high run this time. Come on, I've rolled all high ones. Don't fail me now. 23. Yes, 23 as well. 21. 15 is the DC now. Lifty got 18. Okay. and I got
Starting point is 02:26:19 10, so I'm exhausted. Love at 10. Oh, no. Oh, no. It's real bad at two and three. Well, good thing I'm hearing. But you're carrying me. Oh, that's right. That's right. So the next one, that's not going to help me. Iris, you're used, you were born,
Starting point is 02:26:35 although you've experienced colder weather, you're used to, you were born in the, in the desert. And this is, you are so glad for Toa. Oh, it's a bit 10. It's 85. We're going to need a light sweater. What? You really should have picked there.
Starting point is 02:26:52 What is Pizzouz. Stop! No! Not again. No, no more! If you say that two more times, I'm telling you that we're all in the deepest shit, I don't care what, you've seen in your whole long life. I want you to listen to me. You're not stupid. A creature that is so determined to get you to say its name three times, but has not harmed you yet. What does that tell you? It has no power until we give it to it.
Starting point is 02:27:20 Do not say its name. Do not give it power. Whatever it promises that it can do, if it could, it would have done it already. She's right. We can explain everything once we get to safety. But for now, I need you to forget that name. Pretend like you never saw it.
Starting point is 02:27:39 And don't ever, ever, ever say it again. And if you do say it again, you will not be able to call us friends, and we will not help you with your torture. He slowly nods. All right. I don't know why this is happening now here. And we will explain it in the temple. Whatever that creature is, it is getting desperate. All right. I trust you.
Starting point is 02:28:11 Let us continue. Quick on too much longer. You make your way. through the across the bridge and you see as there is an arch overhead
Starting point is 02:28:31 and Escher points it out and you can see that there's actually glowing green through underneath the arch and he says
Starting point is 02:28:48 you have to go around magical fire that's where I got the idea for my own castle well thank you for morning are you ready to climb yeah of course I'm all right at this
Starting point is 02:29:00 probably very slow but yes I can do it I can be alright no no just just right in my back well alright then if you were in sense can you put her in like a baby bior
Starting point is 02:29:09 on the rope this is the best I can do I'll just tie the iris to my back do have a studio dapper I don't even begin to understand what it is. Oh, I forgot to wear mine. That's a problem. It sucks that you wore your white pants.
Starting point is 02:29:27 I mean, your yellow pants. Um, if anyone feels like they can't climb, I can always turn them into a goat. No? You thank you. All right. I appreciate it. I'll be all right. Okay.
Starting point is 02:29:42 Everyone would make an athletics check. Who's climbing? I am not a Viking at that, but that's okay. Now that was not acrobatics. 11. No. I got 11. 20.
Starting point is 02:30:00 Damn, I wish it was acrobatics. Acrobatics is where the money is, is what I always say. Agreed. Wait, so it's athletics or acrobatics? Athletics. Oh, I think you got a 14. 14. Versus a 23.
Starting point is 02:30:15 Natural 20 plus 10. So 30. As you're all climbing, you make it over and you make it to the top, and then a massive gale of win once again, blows through as you see Felix. Felix, you lose your grip on the top of this arch. And you are immediately blasted, and you slip, and you begin to fall off of Selenka Pass.
Starting point is 02:30:34 There's a spell for that. How far away was the top of the cliff? I mean, you're just starting to fall now, and you're probably about like 10 feet down. That's I'm saying, like, were we at? Were we, like, right there? Oh, no. You were at the top of the arch of the bridge.
Starting point is 02:30:46 So you're making your way from the arch on the bridge. Okay, so just so I understand. What? We were climbing what? You were climbing basically there's an arch where the green flame shoots down. Oh, you're a bridge? We're going to arch up and over the bridge. We're climbing over the bridge. Like how long across?
Starting point is 02:31:05 Yeah. I think it's like, God, I know Pythagoras is a dick, so like, that's kind of my closet. If we're like about the midpoint, you said, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we'll say it's like another 100 feet. Okay, my just, I just, I just dimensioned door to the other side. Okay, you dimensioned door. Because I'm falling.
Starting point is 02:31:20 As you're falling, I just stop. Felix, you got it? And you blink. And you see Felix appear on the other side. In the snow. In the snow. Like away from the bridge. You tumbled down forward, holding your dagger.
Starting point is 02:31:32 That's gonna cost me a fourth. But hey, you know what? Gotta use them or lose, I would say. As you continue on, there's a spell for that. And as it gets colder, as you get higher and higher, as it chills you to the bone. And suddenly, you make your way and in, you make your way and, you know, relative quiet, as you then see what almost looks like a sea of the shaggy black carpet in the snow ahead of you, and almost like with all sorts of strands sticking up.
Starting point is 02:32:12 As... It's not the 70s. Escher stops and says, I don't recall this being here. Last time I made my way. but it has been quite a vile. It's like actual fur. It looks like it from, it's poking up from the snow.
Starting point is 02:32:34 All sorts of black little, like, points. I told you, they were Yetis. I'm pretty sure that's a Yeti, maybe a did one. I mean, it could be just a dead wolf. Then I guess it's a deadie. Could be... A deadie! That's very accurate.
Starting point is 02:32:47 It could be a goat, a wolf, anything. I mean, it's just... It's probably just a dead animal. All right. I'll go check it out. Why? Instead, it's totally blocking your path. Okay, go check it out.
Starting point is 02:33:01 I walk forward away from the group, and I go and I look, and I, like, give it a push with my laced shoe boots. You push it, and you feel something hard, and you kick it up what looks like the corpse of a large spider. As it's completely frozen solid, and you see that it was actually just eight legs sticking up on its back, as it then falls on top of the snow. No worries, everybody.
Starting point is 02:33:26 It's just a giant spider. It's just a spider that we confused with a carpet because it's so huge. Its hair is a nightmare size. No, it's not its hair. Those are legs, and you see that there's similar things. There's probably hundreds of thousands of these. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 02:33:42 I have bad news. I was wrong. It's worse than I realized. It's infinitely worse than I initially assessed. It's like 500 tumble. But instead of dumbleweeds, it's all spiders. How big are they? They're like this big.
Starting point is 02:33:59 Okay, okay. So like, man, munchful. Yeah. Oh. And we're sure that they're dead? Oh, I mean, I pick one up and I throw in it it feels like a snowball. I scream like a small girl.
Starting point is 02:34:13 And you see it coming towards you. I try to get out of the way. That's fine. It's not hard. I just try to be, like it's dead. It's definitely dead. It's dead. I hit.
Starting point is 02:34:23 I cast shield. No. Well, that's fine. We just have to hurry. We have to hurry through it. They're all dead. It's fine. Why would there be a bunch of dead spotters right here and nowhere else?
Starting point is 02:34:35 I mean, it's pretty cold. Who knows what came through us? No storm, anything. This seems kind of weird. Yeah, I feel like for... It's bizarrely weird. For my ability to picture this scenario, I'm really going to need you to replicate the sound of the screen.
Starting point is 02:34:53 Okay. Um, otherwise. How good. Thanks. You okay? I'm chucking. I'm sorry. Are you turning inky midnight again?
Starting point is 02:35:06 No, I just, I don't like spiders. I don't have horrible things. Benches, werewolves. But something about spiders really freaks me out. They're all bald up and in like a field. It's like a dead carpet in the 70s. It isn't even the 70s yet. I'm kidding. That's prime.
Starting point is 02:35:28 Bellbottom Bandras is ready to go. I can take this about Greece. Asher seems to be a lot more alarmed than you are. There should not be spiders here. Why not do spiders not like cold? No, they should not. Why they couldn't get close to this far? We should ask the natives that,
Starting point is 02:35:56 live in, the barbarian village is close. Well, let's push through. We're almost there, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes, of course, of course. We can regroup and reassess when we get there. Yes, of course. And the wind... I'm freezing.
Starting point is 02:36:10 The wind chills, and you make a conscience of the same-in-throw again. Come on, one more. 16 now is the DC. You can't go, funny. Oh, I finally fucked it up. I fail. Because you hit me with a... Oh, no. 16. 16. 16.
Starting point is 02:36:28 23 for Luffy. Because Caprice hit me with a spider, now I'm soaked through my clothes. Oh. And 19 for me. Okay. Snow got on my collar. I'm freezing now. If only you had wished that you really wanted to pee in the cold one. Snowy.
Starting point is 02:36:45 Oh, maybe if I pee, I'm certainly no survival danger. I just always wanted to pee as a snow. It's cold, you know. And you see that the past, continues around to the left, but off to the right, there's a very narrow path that you could walk up around.
Starting point is 02:37:01 Escher points you in that direction. The village is right over here. They'll be, they are good, these are the original peoples of this valley. They are good people. They will trade, but we have much to give them. And very cold.
Starting point is 02:37:18 They will be able to warm us up. You know, you're not like you mentioned it. Me too. He climbs over and you're able to see, is you see what looks like a village built into the side of this mountain with about a dozen huts. However, the snow, there's no smoke coming
Starting point is 02:37:37 from any of the buildings, and they all seem to be, there's feet of snow all surrounding them. And Asher stops and says, this is it right? I'm still very cool. Did something happen to them? They were here last time I came through. How long has it been?
Starting point is 02:37:57 It's been more than a decade. Oh, no. Are they all deed? Their lease might be up. Yeah, maybe it's got too cold and they move. I mean, at the very least, we can take shelter if they're empty. Yeah, yeah, yes. It's the leaf we can do.
Starting point is 02:38:13 We'll just, ours can build a temple on what remains of the village. I keep forgetting she can do that. I'm sorry. I would have much rather sleep in my temple than in one of these smoke covertals. That'll be planning. Let's just make sure that it. everybody's okay first or if there's anybody even here. We're beyond the tumble spider
Starting point is 02:38:31 field. Yeah, you just walk through it pretty easily. So I'll start to walk forward with the rest of the group and see if we can maybe look into some of the windows or see if there are any... You are able to make your way and you see that all the doors are shut and you're able to pull one open with some effort as you push against the snow.
Starting point is 02:38:57 And it's here, you see an absolutely horrific scene. Stunabout is strands of massive webbing. And you see in this first building four corpses. Of humans that might have been large, but frozen in their tombs, they look completely hollow, as if they've been just completely drained of flesh and fluid.
Starting point is 02:39:24 As their eyes look out in absolute terror, as you see, some of them are half cocooned in webbing, and there are very clearly two massive, or two bite marks, two teeth marks on each one's neck. I think we might be in danger here. I agree. Do this happen to everyone? I'm going to run to the next building and rip the door on. Don't we be careful.
Starting point is 02:39:56 Don't run too fast. I'm freezing. You open another. Careful tallies! And another. You see this one where there was... You walk into the room and you hit my head on the... Oh, I got the fucking door to! I'm bent down more.
Starting point is 02:40:09 I'm on your back. Sorry. You see where every single hut, you see that there's some that we're probably trying to flee that are on their stomachs, toward the back of the village. You find men, women, children, all completely drained of all of their internal fluids and juices. I think I know this is Toa. What is it?
Starting point is 02:40:37 A tupacabra. No, I think it's all these spiders. Oh. Well, you did eat my head pretty hard on the doorframe. I didn't mean to. I'm sorry. I forgot you were on my back. I got very excited. They're all dead. Felix. Caprice. They're all dead.
Starting point is 02:40:58 This can't be good. This can't be good at all. I turned to Escher. Is this the doing of your daughter? All signs point to yes, which means that she came back to the Amber Temple, after she got her power, after I last visited. What does that mean?
Starting point is 02:41:27 That we may not find it in the stage Escher had hoped we would. We could be too late. Yes, we could be. Do we stay the night, or do we proceed? We proceed. I say we proceed. I do not want to linger here as the wind whips in over this. But we are going to need to find some way to warm ourselves up. I mean, I... And so, my hope is if we make my temple, we will not have it later. We can use it to warm ourselves up for an hour.
Starting point is 02:42:06 Tops. And then we can proceed for the next half of our journey. I think that's a good idea, but if we want to save it, I can make a fire. We just need fuel. If we don't think we can do that, then we can go with your plan. I just, if you want to save it. I can make a multitude of horrifying, stale bread. You don't really the issue. No, I mean to light on fire.
Starting point is 02:42:33 I think back to myself. No, no, no. I like the fuel idea. For the dry bread that Iris makes. It's basically hard to act. I am clearly not a chef. I like the fire idea, and there's a field of fuel behind this. I just think that if we get into a real bad situation,
Starting point is 02:42:54 we might want to save the temple. I think you're right, and it would take an hour to cast, and then by that point, I think we should, I think burning these huts and putting these people to rest and warming up at the same time. This would be a kindness. Toa helped me with this one over here, as he grabs the one that isn't in the hut,
Starting point is 02:43:10 Bring the bodies to me. We will not burn them for fuel. We will burn them for rest. Yes. I'll check those buildings over there. And so while everyone else is burning the building for fuel, I'll work with, I'm assuming, Asher and Toa, to essentially create a pire for all of the bodies and do funerary rights. I would work with Caprice to build a place where we could build a campus. fire, whether it be in one of the ramshackled houses or just outside of it. I say you get the sense that you'll probably burn, put some stuff in and burn the entire thing. He and I would be working on that. And I would say it doesn't take very long once all of the burn, you're able to just light
Starting point is 02:43:55 this whole, you find the hut that probably has the most tender. And I would just be cast in fire spells and you eventually match away the ice and all of that. Keep it working. And then finally it catches fire and then goes up and you a massive blazing fire ignites me. finally feel yourself warm up. And that will affect the DC as you all roll right now for the chill. As you are able to warm up and you're going to roll
Starting point is 02:44:22 one more that settles them. I got a 15. Nice. Lofty guard at 10. Oh, I roll a disadvantage because I am McGillison. No, that's only for ability checks. This is a saving throw. So it's not until three that you have to worry about that.
Starting point is 02:44:40 It would have been fun anywhere. I'm good. I got a... I believe that's a... Yeah, that's 16. 16 plus... I got a 19. That's enough.
Starting point is 02:44:51 Lifty fails. It went back to... The D.C. was 12. As you warm yourselves up, Lifty is still chill. She's not able to get warm by this fire. As the chill sets in, and you're able to take the time,
Starting point is 02:45:05 you burn the bodies. I got a 13. 13. That's enough? Oh. With the warmth that you now experience. We've got a bonfire. Because you had decided to get a bonfire. So what happens to me? You're fine. You've got a 16 plus.
Starting point is 02:45:19 Yes. So. Fire blows, yeah. But it doesn't affect the level of exhaustion I'm at. No, no, no, no, no. That's what takes a long rest to get rid of one and there are less restoration, I believe. And so you're all able to warm up, though, and you still feel the chill, but it is not nearly setting in as hard. as you manage to warm yourself up after probably about 20 minutes sure we got
Starting point is 02:45:49 we got a long way to go we're not far okay we're not far we're not far that means what we talk to you about keep your mouth shut on that I will tell you the story when the time comes and I will use two charges
Starting point is 02:46:07 of lesser restoration for my staff to get get Lifty and I down to just one level of exhaustion so that we're not. Perfect. You feel the warmth from the fire on the outside and the warmth of your God on the inside as you're starting to warm up a little bit.
Starting point is 02:46:23 Some of your strength is starting to return. And with that, you make your way and there's not much as you trudge. I need you to roll one more time. As you trudged through and you turn around one more bend. Oh no. 14. Lifting got a natural 20.
Starting point is 02:46:49 Nice. Got to give it up. 13 is the DCML. Oh, baby, I made it. 14. I got 11, so I'm going to go back up to 2. 20. Dirty, dirty, dirty, twin.
Starting point is 02:46:58 23. Damn. And as you make your way, it is now entering, approaching the dead of night, but you finally see it in the moonlight. As the wind whips the snow around, you see what looks like in the massive stone face. What can only be to start.
Starting point is 02:47:19 as a huge stone temple, a large door flanked by pillars and statues of hooded figures. As you're not sure why it's called the Amber Temple, except because it does not seem to bear anything beyond just gray stone. And Escher stops as he lets out a sigh, and he says, we've finally made it. Let us go inside. Yes, please, I'm freezing. Yeah. You all make your way off. It has to be at least 70 degrees out here.
Starting point is 02:47:58 You clear away the snow as the chill setting in. You enter. You make your, Escher heaves the door open. It's a sturdy stone. And you all enter, and it heaves it shut, it smashes close with a loud reverberating thud. And they change the music to Andrew. Frosty.
Starting point is 02:48:23 It's not that much warmer in here. It is not that much warmer. It's slight. You're out of the wind chill, which is important. You're out of the wetness of the snow, which settles down. It is still very cold, though. Smells like burnt lizard.
Starting point is 02:48:37 It does smell like burnt lizard. Does it smell like bones? As you enter. I'm hungry. We're hungry. We can continue. Oh, shit. Yes.
Starting point is 02:48:55 Let's go. Do we not have the OGs? Oh, God, no, we threw all that away. That would have been awesome. That would have been awesome. My heart. I mean, hey, it was something you can't like, right, you can't keep hang on to it.
Starting point is 02:49:15 It's like, it just takes a space. I mean, obviously, it could be a repress. Obviously, it could be reprinted. Yeah, no, that's a lot. That's a lot of effort. You enter the, and this is entirely accurate, because for the reasons that you now know, is Escher closes the door behind them,
Starting point is 02:49:32 and it's incredibly dark. Does anyone have light? Yes. Well, yeah, I mean, I would just create a little bit of fire. You create a fire. You know, if you want to help me create like, so I don't have much. I'm cold.
Starting point is 02:49:43 I just create fire as the flame of a torch, as it reverberates, you see rubble on either side of you. I've got dark vision. Yeah, if there are torches for me to light, I would do that as well as just hold the flame as I move. Uh, and any torch here is actually crumbled up or long, long used as you see rubble on either side. And Escher says, she has been here. It looks like things are kind of in disrepair. How old is this place? Why would you build a temple here?
Starting point is 02:50:16 Who built this? Wizards. Lizards. Wizards. Oh. Wizards that are trying to... I was wondering what a cold weather lizard... Trying to imprison away.
Starting point is 02:50:29 Loan magical secrets and imprison the dark vestiges of power that were lingering. Where they found them, where they... I do not know, but all I know is that there's evil here. It looks pretty empty to me. we can no there's there's the master of this place
Starting point is 02:50:54 that exathanta well we should make haste to do speak with him is that the the reasonable yes yes of course
Starting point is 02:51:03 yes that's why he's here we must you must find the sarcophagus of we can talk to him and let's we'll find it
Starting point is 02:51:13 I mean he knows you right you've you've talked to him before well I've talked in the same place he was talking. I don't know if I would have called it as a conversation. Oh, okay. Let's just find him and get this sorted out as quickly as possible. Should we go into any of these side rooms?
Starting point is 02:51:32 Do we need to take our shoes? You see it? And should we just, I guess, well, this, yeah. Do we need to take off our shoes? I guess it's my only question. Why would we need to take off of a shoe? That seems very cold as I walk under the next door for you. Oh, fuck.
Starting point is 02:51:48 God, this looks me of stone. Oh, I'm so sorry. You look and you see blood as it's like getting into my eyes and I'm trying to wipe it away. Your furze matted, like, ugh. And he leads you through and you see just the stone
Starting point is 02:52:03 stone walls that are cold and narrow as you turn around and you enter this large central chamber that's rectangular and there's a large balcony with two stairways going down and it's crumbled. And you see what looks like it would have been a massive statue has now toppled forward and it's in pieces scattered across the floor.
Starting point is 02:52:28 Someone seems to have written words into the floor. It says, open to area X5. As As Escher looks and his eyes are just wide and says, no, no. Was it not in this bed of a sheep when you were here? No, where the flame skulls are usually... Usually we had to dodge dozens of fucking fireballs. Exitanta! I'm glad we do not have to dodge dozens of fireballs. It would have been nice to know before coming in here.
Starting point is 02:53:12 I mean, maybe it's lucky that they're not around. Yes. Toa has literally rammed my head into two door frames so far. I mean... I kid you. you not when I say he would not dodge a dozen fireballs. Shouldn't you get down at this point? I'm cold.
Starting point is 02:53:29 What if there are some flame skulls? It's at least 70 degrees. Do you really want to fight on his shoulders like that? You're cold. All right, well, uh... Well, there are no, seem to be no flame skulls that they are the minions of Exa Thanta. They
Starting point is 02:53:44 watch over this place. I mean, do you think something happened to him? He must have a room. He's incredibly powerful. Yeah. Could she have killed him? him. There's no way. There is no way.
Starting point is 02:53:56 Let us go to just find the sarcophagus. I see that the stairs down off. We can go through the chamber. I know which one... Do you say sarcophagus? Yes. Now you're speaking my language. Are you sure we don't want to check on your friend first?
Starting point is 02:54:12 That's more or less on the way. I'm more concerned about stopping whatever drizzle ashes are doing. All right, all right. I trust you. Unless you. I have to say, I'm a little disappointed that we didn't get to fight any flame skulls because they're so cool. Fuck! I'm not feeling so well.
Starting point is 02:54:37 What can I do about it? I think I'm going to need some help and I pretend of me. Well, you're still just tied to my back, right? Yeah. Wake up, virus. Just do one of these. Oh, never mind. Are you okay?
Starting point is 02:54:59 You imbecile. Do you need some liquids, some fluids? It's not liquid I was hoping for. Well, what were you hoping for? Let's just go. Let's find these flame skulls and these sarcophagi. You continue down, and he leads you off into one of the chambers as you make your way and you finally see as you step around the fragments of the
Starting point is 02:55:25 this massive statue and he looked like it was probably, it looks like it was the statue of some sort of hooded figure. But now it's been completely toppled over and ruined. And as you turn around, you see this faint glow of light from within, this halfway point between yellow and orange. As you then see why they called this place the Amber Temple. As you see these large, hune sarcophagi, no other way, to describe it all hewn from this, these, this, this glowing amber-colored glass stone-like substance.
Starting point is 02:56:06 And although it's dark, as you walk path, the small, the slight glow of these amber sarcophagi barely makes it past several feet from it. As you are light, your fire catches each one, and you see these dark swirling shapes within, amorphous and nebulous. And Escher turns the corner, and you see that there's one room of three. You see the shapes slinking within. And then you turn as Escher quick-quins his pace. He leads you around a corner, and he stops. And he just says, oh, as you turn,
Starting point is 02:56:55 Turn to join him. You keep saying that, Lord, what is it, this time? You turn to join them, and on either side, two large amber sarcophagi stand tall, the nebulous shapes within. The one at the center is nothing more than crumbled ruins, as you just see fragments of that amber color strewn across the floor. So what is this neat? We're just your late.
Starting point is 02:57:27 So I've been cold. Hours for us to fit. We don't fit. Is it good that it's destroyed or is the bad thing that it's destroyed? She said, oh no, to her. See how the swirling myths and those other sarcophagi? No, we've been told that they're horrible, nightmarish evil powers in some of these places.
Starting point is 02:57:51 We need to find whoever owns this place. And we need to get some answers. Is this where this one was? Yes. And has it been freed by the crushing of a sarcophagy? It's no longer imprisoned here. The same thing happened
Starting point is 02:58:10 to the sarcophagi that entombed the essence that eventually gripped Berovia when she finally was free and brought about the blood. moon. I mean, what can we do? Can we recontain it?
Starting point is 02:58:37 Can we recapture it? What was your original plan anyway? Our plan was to finally have a conversation with Exothanta. Yes. Exothanta will know what to do. He knows how the amber works. And he, I believe he has something that is portable that we can use at the very least. Yes.
Starting point is 02:59:06 let us find Exaanta. He will know what to do. All right. Yeah. Do this the other floor? Yes. Oh, sorry. Exa Thanter? Yes. Okay. And we are...
Starting point is 02:59:21 Yeah, which... Do you know which one we're in? One with three. This one or the one on the other side? Or this one or this one or that one or that one. Right here is where everything went to shit in our other campaign. Are you sure it was... It's not this one? 100%. It's that one.
Starting point is 02:59:35 No, no, it's not that one. It was... I don't know where we are. This one on the left. Yeah. Okay. This is your favorite room right here. It's whatever the one has.
Starting point is 02:59:42 This is your favorite room. That is where everything went to fuck in our campaign. And this was where awesome shit happened. This is where you got the lighting powers. Yep. Yep. And then this is where we all died. Because you came down.
Starting point is 02:59:58 We fought the way straight here. You dropped down. Yeah, I think we did. Yeah, you dropped down here. We dropped down here. We dropped down here. And you're at whatever one has Drizzlash, and I actually don't know. The point is that narratively is that you're in one of these chambers.
Starting point is 03:00:15 Okay. Do you know where Exothanter? Where he resides? Exothanther. Yes, yes, I know. It's strange that his skulls aren't here. They normally have been my welcoming party. Well, Exothanta knows he will know what to do.
Starting point is 03:00:36 Yes. Yes. And as you make your way through, you all start to hear whispers, beckoning as you pass the two Amber Sarcophagai flanking the crumbled ruins here. You can hear science. And you feel like it's beckoning. You're able to shake it off. Just temporarily. As you hear, as you see the, shapes moving throughout the sarcophagi in the glowing amber monoliths. They start to move around a bit more quickly, more radically. And Escher leads you out into the main chamber to a stairwell past the ruin base of the statue of the hooded god. leads you up a stone staircase that's crumbled. You have to dip.
Starting point is 03:01:43 Very few footholds, but you're able to make your way up. And you hear him calling out, Exitanta! Where are you? It's Escher Kraskov. This is so bad. As he enters the room, this is so bad. And he stops, and he says,
Starting point is 03:02:08 I know you. wanted me to say this, but oh no. I really hope you wouldn't. As you join him, and you see what was a library, completely scorched and destroyed.
Starting point is 03:02:25 Not that library. Oh, that's terrible. This is so fucked up, Mike. In utter ruin. And then you see a doorway that's completely splintered from beyond and it's covered
Starting point is 03:02:40 in webbing. and a glowing green light within. And suddenly you see movement. And it sounds like skittering. And suddenly you see what happened to the flame skulls. And what happened to exephanter. As a horrible amalgamation of bone and green fire, wielding a scythe made out of bone itself,
Starting point is 03:03:12 shambles towards you, glowing with, unholy undead green fire, wailing in a mixture of anger and pain and confusion and madness, as the amalgamated form of exothanter and his flame skulls charges towards you at his ruined library. And that is where we'll end the session. We are dealing with some seriously fucked up powerful shit. Well, I guess he's not a cool itch anymore. I love playing Dark Souls. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 03:03:54 This is really bad. This is really, really, really bad. I mean... Like, we're dealing with borders of magnitudes of more powerful than we are that's like, it's not even funny. I don't know what you're talking about. Thank you so much for listening to The Legends of Avengers podcast. We hope you enjoyed the session.
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