Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 8 | Sealed Fate: Part 2

Episode Date: July 31, 2024

The party defends the lodge as it falls under attack by flying monsters. Amidst the chaos a secret of the lodge is revealed...   Gain access to an exclusive campaign, Shroud Over Saltmarsh, over on Patreon: https://legendsofavantris.com/patreon The Crooked Moon, a folk horror supplement for 5e, is available for preorder! Get the Crooked Moon at: https://thecrookedmoon.com/ Watch more D&D adventures in the world of Avantris live on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/legendsofavantris Check out our merch store: https://shop.legendsofavantris.com  Join our community on Discord: https://legendsofavantris.com/discord Watch our many campaigns on YouTube: https://legendsofavantris.com/youtube  All other links: https://linktr.ee/legendsofavantris   Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/WmOviXkZMG8?si=wgeuZSkaJDoJdle7

Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Mikey Gilder, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. Here's what happened last time. You are with us, and you've done the order an incredible service by saving Nora, who is the direct apprentice of Hunt Master Homehunt. If there is any issue, I will speak directly with the Huntmaster, and will make sure you have passage. He will absolutely be there.

The wisest teacher you any ranger could possibly hope to have. I appreciate that Central may be well defended and well fortified, but man, it could get really ugly. So if I learned anything based on the secret path to a man is through his stomach. Is it stop at a time? And if you truly value your sanity and peace of mind, you will leave this land. You will leave Korovaki. You will leave Stricka. Just we start heading towards Zentra as quickly as possible.

We have to at least see where these beasts are going. The best part of waking up is knowing you're not dead. It's probably normal, right? Sky darken. The fuck. Shadowy forms, winged forms. The Rangers gathering. We'll hold them all for the best we can. Harpies from every side.

We've prepared ourselves for this. We'll do the best we can please help the front gate. You see humans, dwarves, elves sprinting to the north, to the south, to the west. Well, hearing that, I will go join the main gate, seeing as they can handle the rest. You do that. Fuchs, you're left alone. What are you doing? Am I able to, did I hear the rangers saying heartbeat from either side?

You didn't hear that. You started to see humanoid figures run out with bow and crossbow. I'm going to be in distance on this. Hundreds of feet, but yes, you don't see arrows volleying towards these flying, flapping feminine figures sending upon this lodge. I'm going to stay with the archers and attempt to wait for them to get within 120 feet.

Okay, you do that. And all the rest of you experience the main gates and these creatures run up towards you, and we are going to experience that experience here. Oh, like, we're very same experience? That's the gist. Oh.

Do we need to move the things? Hold on. I need to see where the fuck you got. Nope. Yep. This is where you guys are. Let's get rid of all this fog war. Here's the front.

Oh, that's our gate? Yep. Oh, it's so gay. Here is the gate. You see One Two Four

I got a Change Five Oh fuck I made a bad decision There's two One Kenku

Ravenfolk Sprinting up the path In in air support UC In stone effigy Are these like gargoyles

They are Avian-looking gargoyles. Yay! Exactly as you'd expect. How many pinker? Twelve. I can...

Okay. Twelve. You hear it. So, Eucyan's sprinting up toward the side. Felix, you're alone. Left on the southernmost balcony.

You see heading towards you. Sweet! Wing and creatures. I got my own map portion. I thought you forgot about. me. Not a chance. I knew it. I never. I never. You see creatures feminine, imminent appearance,

winged horror beings. I have more than, nope, I do have more than that. Sprinting out, flying towards you as one in the back. Okay. I've never been more ready for anything in my entire

life. As they fly towards the balcony on every side of this hunting lot. Watch. Are we up here or are we up? Wow, a lot of Understale music. Enjoy if you enjoy the game. I've never played it, but I love the music. So that's the music. That was music.

Is this the gate where we're standing at home? No, the gate where you're standing right there. They're rushing this direction. Oh, they're talking. Place yourself, however you like. That's the back of the lodge, essentially. All of you, except for a few, let's play still tell you. I'm just putting people down.

Can I get him a proxy. And this is Toa? No, that is. That is. Maybe that is. Where's toa? I guess I'm the were a pink one. I'm the pink one.

Okay, where do you want to be? Uh, we're excited at the gates, right? We're not outside? No, you were standing on the ramparts of this game. So behind them. Watching as these Cancun sprinted up. And you see there's far beyond. All right.

These existing. Just checking. As Felix, you are sitting alone your party. Your group is entirely behind you. There are a number of rangers standing beside you as these winged creatures fly towards one of the balconies, the othermost balcony of this group.

The rest of you, what do you do? As these creatures sprint up the mountainside, weapons drawn. What do you do? I'm reading my, a paralyzing brew in my pack that I would like to throw down on them once they're within. I have no idea what it does, but it's been in my pack for, like, since episode one.

I'm going to yell out to the kinku and I'm going to say there's no reason to do this I don't know why you're rushing the gate you can just turn around and you can go back to your homes and you can enjoy your various kanku females they all stop back no reason no reason for Swedish head this is an average please

that'll be a 14 iris what are you doing your toe what are you doing I'm already in attack if they get close. And I am, I guess, already in attack as well. Okay. Felix, what do you do? Oh, I, yeah, I mean, I'm well within wage.

To blow them to have a living hell. I would say, what do you do? After having felt the comfort of a good night's rest for the first time in many a month, I even say, I am renewed with energy and feel stronger than I did before and I'd like to cast fireball You do that Where are you in cats?

So it's 150 feet And it's a 20 foot radius orb So that one right there That's just fine Oh shit my fault, my bad Sorry about that I'm gonna let these bad boys fly I'm gonna need that one

So it is a Dexterity 16 saving throw. So that will be seven units entirely. Okay. One, what's your saving throw? 16. Yeah, Dex is 16. One, two.

One fails, two fails, two fails, three fails, four fails, five fails. This begins to sweat. Six, nine, twenty, six. Nine, twenty, six. Ah, shit. You see

you see six of these creatures. More behind them. The sun blocked out by black wings. Dark wings descending upon this hunting lodge. He said the thing.

As one name drop. As one behind this initial group of harpies has eyes gleaming golden larger than the others they all sort of sing in this

horrific shriek shield make a saving film as well also a fucking fan guys so I'm good to roll you are good to roll that would be 10, 14 17 18 19 20 21

22 25 points of damage 25 points of damage so everyone but number six. Number six. Everybody that failed the... 25 points of damage? Yeah, anybody who failed...

Anybody who succeeded, it only takes half. They take 12 for the one that got in at. Which group are you attacking? I'm over there alone. There's a lot of herpes over there. That represents this guy.

You run up, as you start to see, human points. Mostly humans. Dwarfeworthy's. elves run up, starting to fire their longbows as these winged creatures descend upon the Lockfeather Lodge. You reach into your coat, grab your silver dagger, and you raise your hand and out of it. A gleaming orange orb descends into the center of this group. Its tiny little flick a moat flies up to them.

and explodes instantaneously. A fireball of hell fire and hellstorm. They seem to be horrifically singed as they let out of this horrific screech of these female avian figures. Let out this shriek. They all are, almost all, are horrifically burnt as their arms, these wings sprouting from their shoulders.

their arms are drawn short bows, short swords. They are heading in. No, none of the creatures die. Fuck! I thought you might nick them. They seem to be horrifically injured, but not quite.

It's all right. I'll be all right. Close enough. As the creatures run in to the gate, who's doing, I need all of you to roll initiative. I mean, everyone to roll initiative. Oh, it's an initiative.

It's a, 20? 25. Oh, geez. 2025. Nice. 25. The priest are first. Yeah.

I'm Miss Sanders already. Just kidding. 15, 20. I got 14. Come on, warm it up in here, guys. 10 and 15. What did you say? I'm sorry. I'm 15.

18, she has. Will you have 18? Yeah. Okay. You have 14? 14. I have 13. I have 13. Hurried in the 13.

Irish, where do you have? Nine. Nine? Caprice. 25, I'm already at the top. Six. And then... Hersia, Toa, Lofti.

Felix is after Iris. What did you do? Nine. Nine, okay. So Iris is in front of Felix, but after Hergia. First Felix. Oh, here you go. I'm hiding.

Yep. I think you drank. Is that right? Is that right? Okay. So... That's for sure. You all are...

are sprinting to the wall. As you do this, Caprice, you're standing on the wall as these raven creatures are sprinting up the side. What are you doing? Oh, shit. Which one of these creatures,

do the gargoyles or do the kanku look more scary and damaging? These are stone creatures. They seem to be flying directly above these kanku. They are avian in form, long snapping beaks,

radiating green flame around them as they're flying above them they look scary as fuck the gargoyles the gargoyles definitely scary than the cake okay without everything to world intelligence or anything like that I'm going to

oh my god I'll use my action to point at the one of the gargoyles in the back number one the purpose of mechanicals and I'll say Hey, hey, hey, none of them really believe in you.

You are always the odd man out. You should probably join our side. If you kill all of them, then you could be feasted. We have a wonderful amount of whiskey and pork in here. It would be pleasure to be your friend. Please attack them. I will spend enemies unbound. One of my third spell slots.

He has to make an intelligent saving throw, please. Which one? A number one right here. One of the gargwows, things. 15. Oh, shit. 15, he fails. It automatically succeeds if it's immune to being frightened in general.

Is that a thing? It is not. It regards all creatures it can see as enemies, including its own allies and will now attack them. Each time the target takes damage, it can repeat the stage for ending the effect on that success. That's our friend now.

Nobody touch him. And so on his turn, he'll attack his friends. You call out to one of these stone figures flying about the kanku running up the side. As its green flame, it emanates from its stone form flying, flapping about the creatures. And you call out to it suddenly its gleaning green eyes gloss over and it starts to then dive bomb into the creatures that seem to be existing. I will turn to my friends

and I'll be like, we got this guys, let's make this happen. Defend the wall, and that'll be the other turn. You do that, lift to your up. How tall is the wall? 30 feet.

30 feet. Okay, if you're making it. Pure. Rants. Okay, I want to use my action to take my, is there like a, coast or something?

Like at the top? There is. Okay. I'm going to use my action to take my rope out and tie it around the coast and dangle the edge over, but leave it about, I'm going to say 15 feet off the ground. Okay. You do make a dexterity saving, uh, dexterity check for me, please. 17. 17. Uh, you manage definitely do that as you roll, you spin your rope around, then around and around and around one of the ramparts of these large wooden pylons as you tie your rope very effortlessly

and you are ready to swing off whenever you so choose. Okay, that's it. Okay, that's all you do. Okay, it is Monsters 1 turns, and they are going to run up about 30 feet for all of them. They're going to sprint, then 60 feet. So they're going to do more than this? Yep.

Okay, wow. Whatever. They'll probably all get to the wall, but they would have a bonus action. They're going to go to the wall, and that's all they're going to be able to do. One, two, three, four, five, six. No, that's a nightmare. With the exception of number one, who will take an opportunity attack on anybody who tries to leave if he considers them as Kennedy.

They're all like up here. And he'll attempt to attack anybody. It's number 12. We'll see that one of the gargoyles, wait, all the gargoyles are, flying back. Oh, so they're not going on. No, they're not. So then only one of the tank kids, probably. So we'll say number 12, they're going swinging down

with his massive stone claws because they're charmed by you. Just number one, not the others. And you see one of these crews that is glass over green eyes as number 12 is immediately, its head is splattered as the stone arm swings across the back of it. Good job, buddy. Good job, nice. as it flies upon as it flies on.

Okay. Joey, you're up. Looking down, it's 30 key down, right? Yep. Oh, yeah. Come on, baby. I'm going to get down

into my, into my, into my, like, tribal tracts. Come at, come a te, or, orah. Re, mechanically. And then I will, from my, side pan, I'm going to pull out a boomerang. Oh! And I'm going to throw it down in one of the Kanku.

Which one are you going to fire it? Let's put it at number one. One right down there. You may give it an attack roll. 15. It hits. Roll damage. That's cock this one.

Seven damage. Seven damage. You look down at the swarm of Kanku, and you grab your boomerang from the Kongang on, you fly it down. it smacks into number, what was it, number one? Number one.

Number one. As you flyer seven damage, the boomerang smacks into his head, his eyes roll back, and this seems meant to grab itself as the boomerang hits it and clatters the ground. And I say,

I guess it's not true what they say. Sometimes a boomerang doesn't come back. And then for my second attack, I am going to... I guess I'll take out one of my nets. Okay. And I have a few nets. Multiple nets.

I have multiple nets. Wow. This is news to me. We've traveled on together for a while, pal. I will go down on number four. Number four, okay. So you can deck roll. I think it's your range attack.

It is in the deck. Yeah, that hits. Oh, yeah. Plusy ones. And then instead of doing damage, Um I'm sure you're this Number four

Yeah Just somewhere in the back Can I reach there? I'll say number six Whatever you want to do But I didn't for random though Okay Picking some on the backcountry

As soon as your boomerang hits One of these tento Snacks him in the head It kind of his eyes roll back a little bit You pull out a Ficking net and you throw a net down onto one of these Kanku

It seems to hit him or her, and he's completely restrained its arm and there's a struggle against his net Irish. Or, tell her. Hersia, you're up. Hersia. Hersia? I'm gonna lean over the edge and pop out the bottle of paralyzing brew and throw that bitch down on number two. No idea what it does, but the idea is trying to a.O.E.

Paralyze effect, maybe? On the middle of all of them. Yeah, on number two. How many paralyzing video? Just one. Okay, you do that thing. Please don't be above. Please don't be above.

Where did we get that one? I don't actually remember. I believe it was over at the Monks. What's in? Gruber. Brother Gruber gave us a whole bunch of shit. You see Hergeo run up, pull out one of these wooden casks.

A paralyzing group, pull out the cask, and it's chival. it down into this group of Kent Code. As soon as it makes contact into the center of them, it explodes into this brew. They all are attempting to shield themselves. They are not able to shield them as the brew as they're getting into their mouths and their eyes.

And as soon as the brew hits their feathery skin and their long beaks, they are immediately hit by this brew and they're locked up and they are all fucking. Paralyze. Good play. How many did I hit?

You hit all of them. Everyone in the circle of crime here? Oh, my God. Number nine. So he's restrained all but, yeah, that's a nine or six, I can't tell. I guess it's a nine, you're right. Paralyze, Iris, you're up next.

So the Paralyze and you're to restrain. Because you automatically fail, strengthened dexterity, say, and attack roll that you have advantage. I don't remember that. Any attack roll that hit the creature,

is a critical hit. Oh, you know. So, hi, Iris, that's your information. And also using my bonus action to activate, um, or are you doing this like on everybody? You cast thunder a smite or whatever, right?

Okay. You, you slap your thighs together. Yes. And you hear a lot of clasp of thunder. That's what we did. Your thunderous thighs as your massive dwarven thighs snap together.

Bonus action. And, uh, echo, this eruption of thunder. that echoed through the entire cast that these Kekku are storming up. Iris, what are you doing? The one that is not restrained,

hasn't been hit by all that stuff. I'm gonna cast hold the dead on him. Which number is that? He's the only one who isn't restrained or parallel. It's the Kwanzaa. Is it six or nine? Oh, it's nine, my apologies. Okay, I'm looking at this line.

He fails perfectly. Okay. Seven damages. Simon Damage is number six. Told the dead. He runs up to the side and as soon as Iris, your cat eyes zero in on him. As the eyes kind of gloss over and hear a loud gong as almost all of you, except for Iris, kind of hear this loud clash of a flail and a sickle.

as and it sound erupts across this Ketku clutches its head and its eyes seem to kind of gloss over and is reeled over in pain. And that's what brings

to you up as these harpies fly at you. I'm going to cast a level two ice knife at the whole gang. Thank you. So what ice knife does

is 60 foot range, but it has a five foot radius. So basically I'm going to aim for the the harpy in the center there, number two, in the cluster, and I'm going to make an attack roll. If it hits, it will deal damage, and whether I hit or miss,

the ice knife explodes and hits everybody within five feet of the main target. Okay? Hey, yo wee. So remind me, because I'm terrible, my attack is just my spell casting thing, right? That's true. Yep. So, sorry.

It's plus eight. Correct. Thank you for reminding me. I appreciate it. I apologize for my confusion. So I'm going to roll an attack plus eight. 10 plus 8 is 18. That'll do some business. Okay, so it's going, let me just make sure that at higher levels, because I passed at a level two, the cold damage increased by 1D6. So the first one still only takes a 1D10 damage.

Which one are you getting? The middle one, the very center. Number two. Number two. So they'll take nine points of damage. Number two takes nine. Then... Oh, shit. So as soon as... Perfect.

As soon as you fly that night, it pierces it in between its breast. as it explodes into ice and falls to the ground dead. The knife, the knife then explodes. Okay. 3D6. Oh, fuck. This haul? That'll be 10.

10 points of damage, so the remaining six units. One step. Oh, they get to think a deck saving part. The one is making a... Yep, they get a deck seat at though. Still 16. 12.

Fail. 20. Pass. Number three. four makes an eight fail five makes 12 six makes a five

fail seven wait there's a no there's that was four fails and one pass so one more roll correct so which one is the pass for the big guy I think you said yeah the big guy the big guy number one of the big guy variety everyone else is just normal heartbeat style

but okay so which one takes the full day of it's my So all but one of the little harpies took full damage. Okay, that's correct. So how much damage is that? Ten points of damage. Or half is five. What number didn't? As far as I could tell, three and six failed.

So they should take the- No, I counted four fails, one pass, and then he- Oh, I'm sorry, I was counting successes, so it would have been- It was four-fails. So four of them will take ten points of damage, one of them will take five points of damage, and then the main guy I didn't catch whether or not he passed

if you failed. So number five succeeds and that'll be at 30. So you sprint out, you roll into your coat. Your hand turns icy blue as a dagger of ice and creates in your hand.

You fly it at these winged creatures that are flying in towards. It makes purchase as it hits this heartbeat and explodes in the e-shirts, peppering every single one of the features, except for one of them, allegedly.

And so that'll be 19, number six, makes a 19. And then the large one in the back, number two, and you actually need to decide what she makes, she succeeds. So she only takes half damage. Five points. Four takes ten. Okay.

So as soon as you throw, well none of you see this he looks reaches in an ice dagger appears in his hand flies in these harpies are flying in from the forest there's the ice dagger makes persons flies into the first one explodes shattering into icy shards that seems to weaken almost all to every single one of them. What the fuck? But they're all still alive. Jesus Christ. Flying in. Yep. They are all so alive. Flying in. Okay. Nine points of damage to the first one. Ten points of damage

for the first one. Ten points of damage that I made. It's their turn. They're all going to fly up right up to Felix. All right. How much distance? Oh, fuck. Right up to them. I'm going to use up some spell slots here, ladies gentlemen. Ten, fifteen, twenty, twenty, twenty, five, thirty. Yep. 35, 40? Yep. They have like 95 speed, yeah. So it's...

Do you want me to surround him? Yep. That he's dead. So you hear one that it clean hits by the dagger, explodes, it falls, and look how this... It falls to the ground dead, beyond McLeff, dead. As they all start to fly,

and one lets out a horrific shriek. Please make a... Wait, Sreaming-thrill. All right. Hold on there. What kind of saving throw? With saving throw. All right, we're saving throw out. One second. Shit. So looking at my saving throws, I apologize because I'm using this fucking garbage app.

Whiz is just passive. It's just 12, right? No, no, you took your app. Where are you modifiers? Right here. So plus two. Are you proficient in saving fraud? In Whiz? Yes, so actually plus five. Plus five. Okay. Uh, eight. So garbage.

So as soon as you run in, you hear this song echoing through the mountainous passes of this that's not good of this lodge and your eyes gloss over

it's the most beautiful song you ever heard and your eyes gloss over and you just put down your hand and you walk towards this creature a heartbeat seems to be a harpy, but unlike all the others,

his eyes, her eyes are large and golden, and she sings beautifully. And you are brought in to the fray. Okay. The rest of them, you are incapacitated. Got it. So what does that do? That's really bad.

All attacks are crits. Is that true? Yeah. The bottom 80s, right? Or no? Not auto 20s, no. What the fuck is in the Pansitator? It's in the statuses action.

It's on the bottom left, I think. Bottom left. It's in the middle. Like right in the middle of the- Oh. Yeah. Incapacitated creature can't take actions or react to the set.

Oh, okay. So you are completely charmed by the beautiful song echoing from this beautiful creature in the back. Do I get any kind of recheck at the end of my turns? Or when you think you do. You do. You do.

Your question, why you're damaged? Exactly right. So as soon as you take damage, then these herpes are going to fly in with multi-attacks two times with their claws. And so they're going to do that. Eleven. What's your EC?

I'm sorry, my AC is sorry. apologize, 13. So that's gonna fail, but the next one's going to definitely hit with the 16. I mean, it's strutier. Eight points of slashing damage, is there claws slashed in on you? Yep. Got it. And then they're gonna make one more final attack, and that's gonna be hurt and fail. Then the next one's going to hit.

Multiple claws fail. Fail. That's gonna be a hit. with her slashing long sword. We make a saving throw against the saw. What kind? Whiz. With plus five with that.

14. It's still gonna fail. You are still compensated. That is going to deal five points of slashing damage. Got it. Okay. Next one. 15 and 13.

Both hit. No, the 15, yes, sorry. 13 and both hit. I was thinking of the opposite, yes. Both head. Okay. Does that mean two? Hold on.

Hold on. Do you not have a major armor? No. I didn't have a chance. Oh, shit. I didn't know what the wisdom saving from was a chance. Four points is lasting damage, followed by. I don't think I can cast it in response to a

wisdom save there anyway. It's a reaction, I don't. Four points of a living, plus two points of last me damage. Got it. So we'll hold on if he should make a save on the first one to see both. Yeah, he did. You made a save for each one.

He made a save on, and so he's doing it again. Yeah. 21. I use this haunting music emanating from this parpey in the back with this large eyes. You suddenly come to yourself, realizing that you've been enchanted

by this horrific song and it's not at all what you're expecting. You finally Felix back to your consciousness. It's surrounded by horrific harpies. So,

What I heard Phyllis' stream? Maybe. That's far. If I had to guess, I'd say no, because you're, like, outside and I'm like on the back porch? I'm on the, I guess. I'm going to be the opposite. It's far.

It's far. I'm going to go pee while my turn is over. 14? No, your turn is not over. Sorry. 14's a hit. That's going to be a head. All right.

So, hold on. In that case, I'm going to use one of my actions to cast. You're going to use your, Only reaction. Yeah, I'm going to use my only reaction to cast, I believe it's a shield. Let me double check here to make sure. Yep, one reaction, which you take when you are hit with an attack that is targeted by blah, blah, blah. Yeah, so for one round, I will get a bonus plus five to AC.

So this will miss you. Yeah, so I'm going to trigger that as one of my spell slots. And now my AC's 18 until my next turn. So that attack should miss. The rest of the attacks miss you. Okay. Felix, as these harpies, glue, and caprice. You are actually, actually one more creature.

Oh, fuck. The one in the back, the larger carpet with the large eyes. Almost was owl-like in appearance. This is what they'd swoop in on you. I'm making an attack on with the claws. 26 to hit. Jesus Christ. Yeah, it is.

He is slash in with these claws. 14 points is last damage. I'm uncodious. I dropped to the ground. Oh, Jesus. You're gonna fly in with the rest? And she's in a fucking mess. Three and two. You've made an advantage.

She misses. God fucking damage. Okay. So, she dive bombs on you. You are knocked on conscience. Harpies all around, and those hunters sprit around you.

Felix. Yep. As you run up, Okay. Caprice, you're up. Would I know anything about what's happened to Felix? No. I heard a scream? Yeah.

How far away is Felix from me? Like seven degrees. The Tazel caravan. I'm wearing now, whatever it's called. I don't think I have any of the tools that I need to deal that problem. I think he's drinking in a word? I mean, okay. I'm not sure how anyone would know, but that's okay.

Yeah, would I know? Do I have any idea? You heard him cry like a bitch and then follow the ground. So I have that much. I'd say so. And he's, there are, conceivably, there are, like, other Rangers here who will hopefully. There are. Would you do me the favor of keeping, uh,

we just keep track of my death saves while I use the best friend? Yeah. We're not going to get that far. You'll be back. Yeah. I mean, it depends on your, restroom length, but all right. You guys seem to have this.

I'll be right back. I think I got it. I'm going to turn and I'm going to run 10. Are we able to like communicate with him in this time or we have to wait a talk? Darling, if anyone's going to get there faster, it's going to be me and my feline legs. Well, I mean, I haven't left yet. You're probably best used here and I'm going to wink at you. I trust you. Cat-faced meiamers.

And then I'll, you know what? I'm going to do what I was originally planning I'm doing. I will take out my oil of slipperyness that I got in the first or second session and I will drop it down here creating a 10-feet slippery zone as if I cast the grease spell, just causing additional mayhem and wonderfulness.

And yeah, they're all going to just start. to trip over themselves. Most of them get not prone. I can review the grease bell rules if you need them. Each creature standing in the area must succeed on an exterity saving throw or fall

prone. A creature that ends its area or ends its turn there must also succeed or fall prone. It's just prone, prone, prone. Number one is the national 20? It's number one, number five, number two, and number three that are affected. But they remember

But they're all paralyzed. 17? They're all paralyzed. They're all paralyzed. So can they even make the throw? Lose advantage. That's going to be a 13 for number one. Fails?

Oh, the DC is not obvious. The DC would be 16. 16, so that's the number one for fails. Number three, he's a advantage. He's in 11. He fails. Number four gets five, he fails,

gets a 11. Fails, right? Yeah, everyone fails. Six. This is seven. Yeah, everyone fails. So they all fall prone. So they all are just slipping around as you see Caprice reach into his coat

pulls out this flask of slick gray oil. And he chucks it down. It explodes into this gray slick oil. And every single one of the Kenko just falls over as they fly down. Caprice, I'll lift you're up. Okay. So the one, Caprice, the one that you did the thing to, it was number 15, is that still out?

Oh, the one that I don't want you to hurt is literally this one over here because it's the gargoyle. Everyone in this group, we can just pound town. But with the except, I'm going to take them to pound town. It seems like a loose-be-pane. I can't see a jumper, so I just want to make it. I am going to leap off of the ledge and say, I'll be the same birdies, and I'm going to take my spoon while slow falling

and kind of spin it like it's a cane and a chorus line and make two attacks on, oops, hold on. Whoops, Two attacks on whatever the two that I would fall on top or whatever makes sense there in that pile. Who do you do on me? There's eight, four, seven, and two.

Only four and seven. Eight. Why don't I jump towards the corner? Like here? Do you want to jump towards here, where my finger is, 11? Yeah, that's fine. I don't really care. It doesn't matter to me.

I just want to jump down. If you want to jump down. in an empty space here, you can still hit 5 and 11. Yeah. Do I do that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Jump, jump there. Okay.

You can attack, yeah. Five, eleven, or both. Do you jump down and make baba, two attacks on five and eleven. Okay. That is gonna be a 22 and a 15 to hit. Both of them hit. Nice, too.

Oh, and you have advantage on them, right? No, they're criticals because they're paralyzed. That's true. So roll double damage. And the attack that hits the creature is a critical hit. If the attacker is within five feet of them. That seems pretty good. So Felix was incapacitated and not paralyzed.

Okay, so 12 damage to one of them. Which one is that? We'll say 11. Sure. And nine damage to the other. Five. Five and 11 get immediately, and just lifty jumps down,

her slow fall for Air Genese Heritage kind of guides her down and she's, Oks, and she'll have a crack as each of these skulls in these kentoo, just get completely destroyed by her staff as both of them fall to down. Oh, no, they have spoiled. And then I'm going to take a step forward and just finish the one right in front of it would do a high kick and just kind of finish my chorus line with a high number seven. Okay

Jinks, you owe me another healing Thunderbush? That's 18 to hit. It hit, hit, full damage? Is this one, same thing? Yep, they're paralyzed. Yeah, they're super fucked. Man, Ariya, we really couldn't. Really have it. 12. You don't do, like, you double the dice,

not the plus thing, right? Correct, correct. Okay, then 12, 12 damage. It still kills the creature. Very nice. So you sprint down, you kha, kukkha, and then you finish up with a knee attack on one of these kanku that are rushing towards the game, and you smash into its face. Because his head kicked back, and it is not horrifically dead, collapses to the ground.

Okay. Okay. You've been done. Nice. You kill three people, you murderer. And all of them are going to send a pump lift. What's terrible about it. All of them are going to send a punk lift.

and they're going to draw their swords and each of them attacks. And so how many are alive of them? They're paralyzed. Everyone else is paralyzed or underneath the prone and griefed spell. Or restrained by my meat? Yeah, or restrained by the neck.

Like literally none of them can get together. Manit. Manit. Manit. We're paralyzed. It's right next to incapacitated. It's an alphabetical order. Michael.

They're all just greased off and useless. Yeah, they're literally trying to get into the gate, and they're just sliding down. You see them sprinting around, and you see Toa's heavy fishing net, fall upon them as they slip and fall, and they're all once used as garbage monsters. Fuck this garbage.

Okay, Toa, you're up. What are you doing? Number nine is the only one that's not like that. Yeah, number nine is capable. Number nine is gonna flood is for a boat and fire Lucy. Go fucking. Yay! Hey, it's gonna miss.

Go fucking shit. And it fires off and hits the wood as it misses Luffy. I was your telling me. My friend. Yeah. Hearing Felix scream horribly, I'm gonna turn Felix.

I'm going to jump off and basically just go as fast as I can in my normal movement, 30 feet. How far would I be from like the closest park with 40 feet away? I would say, you get to the very back of that room. We're Felix, as surrounding.

Here. All right, I will chuck two javelins at disadvantage. Okay. Okay. I will throw my first javelin. Ooh, it's not good. Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, fifty, forty, three, six.

Hits. Wow. To which one? To number the one, to number six. Okay. Yeah. Three, four, five, six, seven, eight damage. Eight damage.

Sorry, nine, ten damage. Doesn't matter. As you run up, you hear, feel screams as he falls to the ground. You tuck your jab with the spears into the chest and his heartbeat. It lives as it falls down, far down to this cliff. Which number? Number six, it just falls down to the ground at. And my second attack, there's disadvantage as well.

that hits. It's higher than the last one. Number one, yep. Ooh, last foot, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine damage. Eight nine damage for number one. It, once again, you pluck another, you chuck another javelin. It spears into this heartbeat. And then let's have to screeches it all to the ground down. And that is what I will do. Okay, Hershey, you're up. Seeing Lufty descend so gracefully onto the enemies, Herger will flink herself off the edge. No!

And she'll Tommy Hawk the shield under her legs and try to slide down and descend upon the enemies down here. I'm going to try and crash on top of them and try to fuck them up some more. Making that flag save, you can tell you which one you're landing on. Okay. Athletics check?

Athletics check. Three, ten, or eight? Four. No one in the middle. I'd say, uh, three. How far can I leave? Well, that has to do with your strengths, save, uh, strength score.

Are you sliding on your shield, or are you jumping? I'm jumping and Tony hawking the shield under my life. She's standing jumping. You're basically going to just land on your shield and cropped bird. I'm trying to. Yes. Her standing, jumping forward is still like 20 feet, so. You can jump at least 20 feet, so you can land on any of that.

I'll say you land on it. Would everyone you fucking prefer, Hersha? 10. Number 10. Okay. 19 is his strength saving through? Yeah. Or Flemics.

Adelaide's check. So 25. You do that. Roll... Bludgeoning? Roll 46 bludgeoning damage. Oh my God. We wrote less than 20 this game.

Fuck, yeah. It's pretty good. You've had some really good rolls tonight. Yeah, we have. Our average tonight is probably higher than any other section of Dean to be that. I would probably, that's probably true. 100%. 100%.

Nothing is even close. We had a few laws. Number 10. Number 10, you run up and you put, you flailing the coda as you put your shield beneath your feet and you slamed a yiel out of sickening crap. As you smash down on top of number 10, he collapsed to stuck around dead as you were amidst them. You collapse on top of number of fucking 10. Jesus Christ.

I stole my action. I would say you've used your movement. We'll say you can use your action. All right, you're gonna swing around and hit number three. Number three, yep, yep. Is that an automatic critical since they're paralyzed or do I have to roll to see if I hit?

Well, they're paralyzed in front. Paralyze means they're advantaged. You are advantaged against them. Okay. All right, 18. It hits. So it's a critical. And I've got fucking thunder smite going, so that's two D6.

So it's going to be 4D6 because it's a black feathers. And then it's my flail, so it's 2D8. Critical. Sheet, girl, 14, 17. It explodes in the black feathers as you hear loud, as her just slaps her thigh gap together. And it explodes. And the Kenku also explodes.

together. It's bloody mess smacks against the side of this. This ravine. And my extra attack is number five. Fits, it's our base 17. Yes, I'm still pleased. Level five. Let's fucking go.

All right, nine and 13, 19. Which number? 21. Number two. It explodes into a bloody mist I'm just cackling maniacal. There are massive bloody feathers. Hirza, Iris, here.

You watch Versa jump into the fray and just obliterate these catco. As these gargoyle-like creatures are flying behind them. I'm going to use my feline agility to get into the room where Vanders is. Okay, sprint like 120 feet. Same thing. Yeah, that's fine.

My girl. And I am going to to, um, yeah, I know, isn't she cute? Well, you know. Tabatsy tend to be buxier. I mean, you don't have to be bussed here. And then I am going to, would I be able to get to him? Or? I was in your fuel, Angela, you, sure.

Sure. Okay, cool. So then I'm going to cast a cure wounds on him at a second level. You do that? Um. So I'll lean down. Where's my bag? I still have no borders. Felix, Nubis is not ready for you yet,

and I'm going to roll ones, two ones. That was fucking crazy. We've been rolling so good this round. Seven points of healing. So that automatically puts me two seven then from Zverick. You're now conscious. I'll adjust it when I get up on that camera. And then as, I'm basically, like, standing over him, I would imagine.

And then I'm going to, with my bonus action, or that was not, no, that wasn't my bonus action. That's all I'm going to do. Okay. So you channel the, say a quick prayer to a new vest. As you hear a loud gaw, and suddenly a shimmering golden turquoise light sends upon. on Anubis and suddenly, Felix, your eyes open and Mike returns to you.

Like Gandalf. You're gonna. Yep. Literally. It's your turn. Oh, look at that. It's my turn. I'm prone.

Stand up. I'd like to use half. Thank you, Derek. I didn't even, you didn't even occur to him in me. Stand up. You use half your mind. I'm using to stand up. And then where the fuck am I?

You're a direct. you. Next to four motherfuckers. So, Tom, you know it's Iris is next to me. Okay.

Yeah. I am going, shit, this might get a little wonky here. Oh, yeah. Okay, well,

fuck it. I'm going to ice knife the shit out of this. Oh, fuck. Hold on. You're going to hit you, right?

Well, I don't give you shit about that, really. Yeah, this is going to hit me. This is bad at you. This is real bad. Let me just

look at my bag of tricks here. It's fine. Fuck. This is so fucking weak, man. This is such bullshit. It's all fucking melee bullshit.

I'm going to spend a fucking shitty ass level two fucking spell slot to cast mirror image on myself. There you. I do that. It makes literally that fathory.

You do that. Fucking dicks. And suddenly the... I don't get around. Suddenly you do that. And a mirror image happens, and it is suddenly multiple appearances of Felix happen.

They're multi-attacking two times claw, it's one-time sore. That'll be a natural one, so that's a fail. That's going to be a seven. What's happening? So two claws, that's going to be a seven, and a natural one is the very first thing you have to do is roll a D-20 to determine whether or not the attack instead. It attacks one of my duty. I'm rolling like a zero to eight.

eight. Okay. That's why you bought the dice with zero. The duplicates AC equals 10 plus my dex modifier. If an attack hits a duplicate and duplicate is destroyed. But first, it's a six or higher to change the attacks target to a duplicate.

Oh, oh, I'm sorry. I have to roll. I apologize. So the first thing, how many attacks have come in? Three. They've all missed, though, right? They've been a horrific miss. The miss or I guess it doesn't matter. Each time a creature targets you with an attack during the spells duration. Yep.

My decks is plus three, so they would have 13. 13. Right, right, right. Okay, that makes sense. We were doing with dab. All right. It doesn't matter. All three missed.

I thought everybody did this. Okay. So, all three miss on the first one. Second one hits. One's a dab. Well, hold on. She will, I'll roll B two and all three. That's fine.

Because it's funny. I rule four. Well, why do we do this one? So you roll four attacks. Her talons are gonna head first, and then her source were gonna attack. So how many attacks is that? So there's always gonna be two talons and one short.

So three attacks. Yeah. So, okay, destroys one of my clones. Or it targets one of my clothes. Yep. What is the attack hit? It was a seven. That's a mess.

Miss. It targets one of my clothes. What is the hit? It's gonna be a nine. That's a mess. So one of my clothes. clones is destroyed. One of your coins

destroyed as you see a little shorts were sliced across. Okay. Now, the last one that is the normal harpy is going to five. Five to hit. It doesn't have a mess.

It's a mess. It's hit. Mess. 11 to hit. Miss. It's just useless fucking garbage. Go fuck yourself. And then finally,

the out, the harpy in the back. large golden eyes is going to swoop in and it's going to attack with three with his claws 25 uh hits one of my clothes

slice is one of your clones another talent's going to have one duplicate left 18 to hit uh hold on one second I apologize I accidentally uh hold on one second one second one second mirror image so if I only has one

I must roll in 11 or higher. Okay, so it targets the... I actually fuck this whole thing up, but I guess it doesn't really matter. That's fine. So my last duplicate is destroyed. As it was destroyed. It's gonna then...

It's claw swoop in. It's talents. Large eyes, larger than the rest. Slashes through one. One duplicate of Felix evaporates. As one of the talents hits it. Another one evaporates. Another talent hits it.

And then, it's... draws a short short towards swings and we'll see what it does. That's going to be a 24. That's a head. That's a hit that's going to slice across you, this owl herpy. It is going to do

nine points of slashing nail. My God, just. Slices across you. You fall unconscious. I'm losing a lot of blood here. No one else is dead here. They're all still alive. Great fucking question. I was taking a fist.

Hey, hey, Caprice, you're up. Hey. What of the gargoy has been doing this whole time, and they've been fighting each other? What's going on with them? Good point. They're going to fly up. Well, number one is going to attack everyone else who's using all the abilities that he can possibly use.

You're right. Number one is going to attack the rest of the gargoyles. Because he's super gargoyle my best friend. So he's going to fly in, and he is going to hit. So there's three of them. So number one is Trond Transition

One is going to Two multi-attack One claw and slice in On number two Okay And it's going to deal Some damage To number two

It's then going to Then swoop it with a large beak attack And slice in and make an attack You go buddy And attack I call you Greg Greg Doyle Hey yo

Attacking the same one it tears into the stones like you see it's chipping as away as you've torn into the splash as the other two are going to then make their attacks. As soon as it does damage, as any of them be damaged to it,

it makes the stable for it see if it breaks the stuff. So both of them are going to turn to it and attack. One is going to be a 13 that's going to fail. The other is going to then multi-attack. It's going to be a 10 that's going to fail. The other one is going to 20. That'll hit to number one.

And bite into it. And then it makes it save. 11? Yep. Only now, that's going to be a 5 to hit to number one. It's going to make it save. 13?

13 to make a save. Oh, no, no, it just, it fails. It fails. It continues to attack. So that it's going to use claws and attack its comrade. 13. That is going to fail. and it's going to slice into its company.

So they're just batting at each other and attacking each other and doing damage to each other. The other one is going to swipe in, though, however, to its final comrade. They're all going to kind of just attacking each other at this point. Oh, well, I got the gargoyles. You guys seem to be handling this.

I'm going to run back, and I'm going to run this way. I don't know the distance between here and here. Probably about 30 feet. 30 feet, so 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. So that would be spraying, right? No, that's the 30 feet. No, no, so there to there is 30 feet is like from front to front.

So I move 30 feet, I went from there. So getting here is 30 feet. Yes. Shit, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to, the bonus action, healing word. I'm going to healing word, uh, uh, feel like, I'm going to say, uh, no. And then I'm, that's a word. That is a word. Let's see if it heals.

And that healing word is going to cost me the first of all, it's going to cost me a bell slot. You can't I can. I can. You know what? Let's return that spell slot.

Let's just burn that three. Let's just burn that three and go one B4 3. 4. 5.6. 7, 8, 9.

You're going to get 14 points of healing. All right. 14 points of healing. As you run up, you are sprinting over. You are running up the stairs through the hallway and you see the balcony

where Felix is lying collapsed onto the ground, Harpy surrounding him. You pull out your viol and you play a little dilly. What does this sound like? Boom, boom, per burr.

Burr. That much healing appears in the Felix's form. I do love the price is right. And I'll use my action to take a shot at number three really quickly. That's the bonus second. You're right.

You can use... That'll be a 12 to hit. That'll hit, yeah. Oh, it'll hit? Wait, to number of the heartbeat, yeah, it'll hit. Holy shit. All right, that's fantastic.

Let's do eight points of damage to that guy. Number three. You play your viol, you put it away, you plut your crossbow and it flies into the harpies right between its heating breasts. And it collapses past the cleat and it disappears out of sight. Berm, Burr. And it's Luffy's turn.

Luffy's turn. You are in the middle of all of you. in the middle of all these kanku's staring down at you. Oh, I'm just throwing onto the kankies. Um, okay, I'm going to, what am I going to do? Who is that? This is an oil-slicked one right here.

That's why this is on it. This is up, this is up. This is up, but these two are paralyzed, and then this one's got a net on it still. Okay, I'm gonna sort of plant. Thank you for the sun. Thank you for us up. Oh, very good.

It's a city. You want to go here? Thank you. I'm going to, I'm going to plant my quarter staff one square, like in the middle square between the three, right there. And so we do, so like plant it in the ground and then sort of bicycle, run, and kick a pack. Okay. You do that.

100%. Yep. Which is no way you're getting? Eight. Four. Four. Four. So that is a 19 to hit and a 14 to hit.

Both have. So they're criticals, because they're still paralyzed. Yahu. Hold on. It's not a natural crit, it is advantage. It's just advantage. It's not an automatic. Rule advantage to both of them, they make crit, but. If it hits, it's a crit.

If it hits a crit. That's- During capacitated stuff? Any attack that hits the creatures are critical- If virus fits, she sits. So there's no reason to paralyzing and capacity. Correct. They are paralyzed, but I don't have got stated. Any attack that hits the creature is a critical hit if the attacker is within five feet of the creature.

So attack walls have advantage and any attack of the creature. Well, yeah, but I guess so. She's within five feet of them. Yep. She's just dumpstering these fucking birds. Double dice for your double daggers. Roll with advantage for every attack that you make and all of the attacks. She hit that.

You hit. Oh, never mind. She hit them. She hit. Your path's where I'm at. Um, what am I doing here? So, ice-cicle eight damage to the first one and nine damage to the second one.

So eight to eight, nine to four. Is that doubling though, that are you critically hitting them? I roll pretty shitty. Okay. So eight to eight, nine to four. Um, and then. Smash in, they are barely hanging on.

Oh, oh. Eight to eight, nine to four. Yeah. However, you do end your turn where the grease of the oil of slipperiness that I applied was. You could technically have been one spaceover, but I feel like I have to am obligated to the fact that it hit this 10 feet radius. You have to make a very quick dexterity saving throw, I believe. Convenient, because my tier is not over.

That's true. You can use your movement to not end on that square. Yeah. Would you say? Use your movement to not end on that square in your fine. Just move out like here when you're done. Yeah, so I would move one square over to the last guy and use my honor bonus attack.

Okay. And make an attack on him. On number one? On number four. Number four, okay. So you have advantage on the attack and if you hit it's a critical guy. I'm going to karate chop him in the neck. You karate chop that motherfucker on a neck.

17 to hit. It hits. You're critical. Two-year-old double dice. God, I don't know. It's super shit. Not eight. Eight damage.

That's for the crit? Yeah. To number six. Number four. Number four. So you karate-jop him in the neck, but he is still standing with oil, this slipperiness.

That's about that. And they then descend upon you. They all seem, they only make a saving throw, right? How does that work? They're barrelized. I don't know how the brew works. So it is an immediate apparent where you throw it in and they come

the optimal cost, they can then redo the saving throw. So what was the saving throw? D.C. does 15? Mine is a 12. Shit, okay. That'll be a fail for number one. For number three, that'll be a fail. Four, that'll be success, is four so alive.

Four is up. Okay, so they're not under paralyzed. Five, is going to be success. Six is gonna be success. Seven is gonna be a fail. Just need eight. Eight is gonna be a fail. Okay, so eight and one are still paralyzed, four is up,

nine is up and six is still netted. Do you need any more of these? So you see the rest of these. the rest of them you see the rest of them kind of just discombobulated by the brew that has been thrown down.

However, the chooses to see are going to go all in on Lutti. And they're Kanku, and they're going to each make a double attack each of them. This one is moving to...

21 on Lifty. That's going to be seven points of piercing damage. They stab you with a sword. It's gonna fail, so seven points to Lifty. So that's gonna be one, and the other one that failed, that's the season is gonna also gonna succeed.

That's gonna be nine points of piercing damage and stabs you. One more sword threat attack on Lifty. Gosh, that fricklebrose. That's gonna be a NADU-1, fails miserably. Okay. As the rest of the gargoyles

are going to attempt to succeed. And so one is going to attempt to break free of its spell. They can break through that when it takes damage. The other two are going to attack it. And it's going to hit and does. So it's going to take... Man, I'm probably going to attack stuff.

A claw. Damn it. No, in this campaign, we just watch them fuck each other. It slashes into the one that is charmed. It's going to make a saving throw. And it's going to fail. Yeah, okay, that's fine. It's going to claw.

It's going to bite into it, rather, however. It's a good spell. It's going to fail and miss. Okay. You spell, right? Yes. Yeah, this is my... So, the other two are going to...

So that is one, they're going to attack the other. The other than, number two is going to attack number one. And that's going to be... Fuck, I hate bards. That is going to be a 17 hit, and there's going to be a bite. on number one that is going to deal five points of piercing the damage and then slice in as well. Triggers his saving throw. No, no, no.

The one that's the saving throw is going to attack the others. Oh. So he doesn't, it's not trigger anything, and that's got a fucking hit again because go fuck yourself. Oh, it doesn't do that much damage. Good job, Greg. I love you. Yeah, Greg. I love you, buddy.

Okay, but number three, then is going to attack the one that is attacking. Sure. That's going to hit. Okay. It's going to trigger saving. again. Fucking fail. Okay.

He's going to slice again with his claws. God, it's going to hit. Okay, and that's going to be okay. These gargolas are these avian-headed gargoyal are just tearing in

each other and they are dealing yikes. That's going to be yikes for me, dog. Oh, yikes there. And he slices in and he's going to see He's gonna break it. He's not gonna break it.

So the one is still mind control, despite two of them beating up on this one that's been mind control. Okay, that's all of them. Caprice, I think you're up. Oh. Well, shit, I'm gonna, hmm, all right, that's fine. I will, hmm, all right, okay, that's fine.

You win, he went, he went. Liff, you went, monster's one. I'm not. Oh, too, though, sorry, Paul. I am going to move me 30 feet up. Okay, you just run up 30 feet. I will attack the big bitch first. Okay, you do that.

The javelin. Okay, you chuck a javelin. 18 plus a bunch. That is going to be a D6. 4 plus 5, 6, 8, 9, 10, 11 damage. This is the verb. Anyone's hit it, right? Yeah, I think so.

Fireball. Here. Fireball did hurt, you're right? And the ice knife. there. So that's going to be... Okay, so you swing up, you check your javelin, you chuck it at her.

It spears into her chest. He lets out this shriek as it flies in, and she lives on a shriek as she is pretty wounded. Yeah, she's taken 17 points of damage. Got it. Total? Up until Toas, yeah. Plus, whatever? She passed both of her

saves against his stuff. Against... And so what you did that? 12 and 5 from Vanters's, and then, I don't know, or tell us once. I did, what, 9 damage? Okay. Okay.

Okay. And then, how's she looking? Is she looked super wounded or just sort of like, I mean, she's taking some damage, but she's looking like that. Can you throw a bottle cap owner? I will attack a different one, one of the weaker ones. Okay, you got it.

What's the bottle cap for? 10, 11, 12, 13, 13, 14, 21, 17, 18, 18, 18, 18, 18, it hit. No, 11, 11, 1,000, 1,000,000, 1,000,000,000, I'll, I'll plan a second. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, eleven damage to that one. To which one?

To, uh, whichever one is in fact. To the weakest looking one. Which is one. It's four or five. Four or five. Four. Four.

There you are. Is it all damage? A lot of damage. As you chucked your javelin, it hits her right in the eyeball as, as she collapses down to the ground. You're javelin along with her flying down. She's lived over dead.

I'm done. Okay. Which one is that? Can you flip over the dead one? Four. Okay. Hershey, you're up. I'm going to make an attack advantage on number eight

because they are still paralyzed. Natty 20. Jeez. We've got to give it up. So this is for a thunder spite and this is for flail. Dang. 10, 15, 16,

22, 24. or 32 points of damage. Whatever you hit explodes into feathers. Avoid-. As you swing to Coda and you're like, and just, as feathers explode as your flail makes contact. Very nice. You want to hit Nettie? I'm gonna hit Nettie. Is Nettie still netted?

Yeah, yep. Okay, so I have advantage on that one? Yep. Your strength. That is a, oh, good thing it was an advantage because that was a Nat 1. That's going to be five, but I got a sacred weapon, so I get plus two to that, so it's seven, so it's non-natural 20.

So that'll hit. Got it. So that's a thunder size, and my flail. That'll be 15 plus to 17 points. Two, can too? Which number is that? Number six. It explodes in the feather. Once you get, you see Dakota

smashed into the other one. And it beliterates the feathers beneath the net. It falls the ground. And then I- She kills it. I will use my bonus action to attempt to shove number nine. Okay, you shove it number nine.

So strength... Are you shoving or tripping? It's bonus action shove with my shield to try and not get prone. Well, you can choose both, right? Prone or shove. I guess trip. I'm trying to not get prone.

Yeah. So that's a strength contest or athletics or how does that work? We'll say athletics. That'll be five. 19. You smash your shield into this kanko and it collapsed to the ground prone,

like a little bitch. Iris, you're up. Good, what? Yeah, really good fucking one. I love that beat. It's so fucking cool. I'm gonna move between Vanjus and these people fucking along.

It's whatever. Same mini. Leave me alone. And I'm going to, I'm going to turn towards Felix and I'm going to cast sanctuary on him. Very nice.

And then I'm going to, that's a bonus action, so I'm going to use my action to use Word of Radiance. And they have... Are those both spells? Nope, Cantrip. Word of Radiance is Cantrip. Just check. And it's all.

On both of those guys, they need to make a con saving throw. Big bitch and number five. 15 and 13. Con save is 16, so they both fail. We both fail. And they take five points of risk of damage. Okay, they do that. And so you call upon the power of, I'm just shaking the camera out of this point.

And they call kind of power of anubis. And you, how does sanctuary work? Tell me about that. If anything tires to attack, Felix, they have to make a wisdom saving throw or lose their, okay, you hear the off-distance gong of this, the sickle-l-flail clash, and a radiant golden and turquoise, shimmering light in cases, Felix,

as you smash in, and you hear the gong kind of attack. I can't act. Correct. Correct. And then you can. If I attack, I lose it, but I'm not. You are conscious on you? No, I have 14 headpoints.

Thanks to- So he's up. You're up. You're up. You're up. You're up. You're still prone, but you're up. I mean, you just have to find movement to stand up.

Okay. You keep yourself up. I'm gonna get out of there. It will protect you against opportunity attacks. So I'll run away. Okay. So move in half is moving away. Are you gonna take opportunity things?

Yeah, I have to. Are you getting up? Yes. Half my move and stay up. So there's two that are so alive, the owl heartbeat is going to deal. She has to make a wisdom save to be able to attempt to hit him.

So if she does, and that will be a with saving throw. That will be a 16. 16 hits. So she is going to use her flaws. Big bitch? Yes.

Oh, she's disadvantaged. She's going to fail. There you go. So she fails a mess. She fails ahead, and then the smaller bitch is going to deal a. With some saving for him. Yeah, this has been very limited, but it's gonna be like a seven.

So they both messed. Yeah, they both messed. You run away. Fantastic. What do you like to do? I suppose I'll use my cantrip firebolts. Okay, you do that. Who are you seeking out?

I don't know. Nags team plus eight. It's 27. The hits? You're getting the big battery, Sure. It's a significant difference. The little guy. He's what he's doing. Five points of damage. Five points of damage to number,

which was that? Five. Five. That's still gonna be enough. As the fire erupts onto its harp, it falls to the ground dead as it ignites. Cleop sanctuary has anger. He looks. As the harpies fall to the ground dead, is the only big bad bitch. Can you flip over five? Five, as the last one... Is the one problem with me sitting here.

Okay. Is going to... Iris is in the center of them. And she is going to slice in with her claws. Okay, disadvantage. Against Iris? Mm-hmm. Shit.

You're going to... It's not me? Two claws. So disadvantage on the first claw. Fifteen? Nope. Okay. Second claw.

That's what we miss. Okay, short sword. Definitely be a fight, critical fail, so she just horrifically fails against Iris. So that'll be, Prezister. Oh, it's the prehist turn? Well, it's a good thing that I'm back from the restroom. Yeah, I'll go 510, 15, 20, 30.

Is everyone looking okay? What's going on? Yeah, everybody's fine. Everybody's fine. We just got this one guy right here. Yep. I'll continue to maintain concentration on my gargoyle Greg, and I will load with my bonus action

and fire a bonus, a crossbow bolt at number one. Okay, you hear that. Let's see how I well I do. That's a 15 to hit. That will hit. God damn it. That'll hit. All right.

It'll be damage then. And that'll be a, Wendy 6 plus pi, and that'll be a seven piercing damage. That's a really bizarre role. Yeah. That's funny. Yeah, that's cool. So you run up, you fire your crossbow,

you're firing and yelling, firing at the harpy with a large golden eyes as you do that. How does Felix flick look? He has 14. He's rough. The health that you gave him. I will use my, oh, I use my bonus action.

I'll use my free object orientation to grab my balls and be like, suck this dick, and then I'll continue to I'm kidding. That's a joke. You do that. A look to you're up. Okay. Paying me, cameraman.

Oh, three. You are here. You're gonna attack here and here. And this guy is pawn. He's so prone. Okay. I'm gonna just take my brewer's spoon and do like an overhead, like whack to one side, whack to the other.

Okay, do that. I lost one. Ooh, oh, you're not going on. If you're attacking the one with a triangle, you'd have advantage. That's good. Um, okay. Um, what is this? 16 to 1, and then when you roll advantage.

Does she see the one that hits? That's better. Okay. Whatever is eight. 21 to the other. 21 to what number? The one that's on the she's holding. Nine. Nine? Did you hit it twice?

That was the advantage. No, I hit one. The first attack went to the one in the corner. The second one was... Okay. Does that make sense? Yep. And is this double dice or just right now? Now? Regular. Okay.

Okay. It's 10 to the first one and 8 to the second one. So 10 to the corner and 8 to the one in the middle. So 10 to 4 and 8 to 9. Yeah. So you swing your smooth. Too loud cracks emanate through this hallway as both them falls to the ground dead.

Nice. Is anything else alive there? Just this one guy who keeps falling on the grease that I threw down. Okay. I am going to I'm going to run over, I guess step over, it's not so far, and just kind of kick him with my arms attack.

You do that? You do that? Does that have a little hit, for sure. And is this one double-dice? I forget what's, No, no. The one that is double dice is dead. Yeah. Okay, cool.

I mean, who's in the middle? The other one there? This one you're attacking. This is just me taking the grease off of him, and that's me. That's you. Okay, cool. Sorry, I can't see anything. That's fine.

Ooh, 11 damage. To number one. To number one? Yeah, we're able to crack as the neck smacks around as the spoon or her knee kind of flies up and smack. into the neck of this creature, and it falls the ground death. I'm gonna, I'm just gonna tackle and run away from the gate. Are there any kangaroo alive?

No. They can't do a lot. It's just the gargoyles. Okay. Towa, you're up. We'll do the gargoyles down. The gargoyles go in two. Is there a way for her to run, get up? She's still got.

I would say make an acrobatic check. I'm sorry. Acrobatics check. No, I heard that. What's the gargoyles? What are you saying about that? They're over here. They'll go after Felix. What's that stuff in the path? What's that? This is a path down to some gargoyles.

Are they bad guys? Yeah. Do you want to run towards them? Yeah. Heck yeah. So she had five, ten. Unless it's fucking anything up, but yeah. Five, 30. Did you have 30 moves?

She's 45, 40? 40? I have 40 total, so less whatever. right, just moving around there. You start spreading down the path as these gargoyles are flying towards you. Okay, Toa, you're up. I'm going to run 30 feet up to that bitch. So, uh, I can move four squares diagonal.

Oh, I'm short. Wait, so she over, she's over the ledge right now? She's over the ledge, crap. Okay, I will, uh, The bit up missed me. I don't have any of the animals have, actually. But I've used one, two, three, four, I believe. Yeah, you've used four, except five.

I haven't had four. I have no animals left. Throw anything, throw something. I will. Nets, ma'am. I have a knit. Heat. What are you going to do, Mourang?

I am so I throw a net. Okay, throw a net. Make an attack roll. Oh, that's good. 17 plus 6. 17. Oh, this is actually kind of interesting. So you run up and you chuck your net

and the harpy is flying. Its arms have a short sword in tow and the net flies out from your hand. It collapses, it compresses his wings. It flies in. Hold on, hold on, hold on. I mean, that needs to be a disadvantage because it's beyond top feet.

That is fine. Okay, I'm good. It collapses its wings into itself, and you hear a lot as it falls like a bajillion fucking feet. Oh, is that far down? It's very far down. My meat. It's not the net.

Oh, God, tell you. That was your favorite net. It was one of my fault favorite. It wraps this owl harpy's wings around itself, and you hear a loud of sickening crack as it falls to the ground. Does it sound dead? It sounds dead. It sounds perfectly dead

as the net entangles it. Felix, we've got to get inside. All right. Sounds good. And then, yeah, I guess I'm done. Okay. Hurd you're up. How far off the ground are the gargoyles? I would say they're probably good 45 feet.

Oh, Jesus. They're high up in the sky. High up in the sky. Isn't there something like that? I can... I can't even share. I'd have to do it at advantage. Is it like a reading rainbow?

Yeah, that's fine. Take a look. It's in a book. It's reading rainbow. I can do anything. So I think, what is it, diagonally? It's 5.15. Yeah, 7.5.

So it's 15 every kid. So I can make it here at 25? You can. Yeah, yeah, it's correct. Okay, so I'm going to go here. But you could also take. I think we'll go one more in that part of the direction. Here?

Yeah. Okay. Yep. So I will be here. And I can't even throw my javeling because they're so far out of range. I'm going to take the Dodge action. I'm just going to berate them with profanities and say, why don't you come down here a little closer so I can beat your ass up?

Can't fucking reach you up there bickering about with your friend. She's swinging her flail. Come at me. Intimidating. Check at disadvantage. Yeah, I figured. 18, 18. Lucky ass, it's a 19. Woo!

19. Successfully intimidating, whichever one is a 20. My Christmas was a to. Oh! Iris drop. I am going to, yeah. I'm gonna hold my turn. I'm not gonna do anything.

We've killed the things in here. So. Are you going to run in charge? main room towards the... I'm going to stay with the group. Okay. Right back. So, like, I'll hold my action. If Felix chooses to leave, I'll leave with him.

Okay. That's fine. Iris, you kind of walk, you see the Toa's net raft around the wings of Al Harpies here. Is it thuds, sickening crack against the mountain, and it dies terrifically. Felix. I mean, use a potion of healing

You pass my turn. Okay. You down a potion of healing. You feel your strength returning. And you do that. And it is their turn. And we have a couple more harpies alive, right? No harbys.

We only have the three gargoyles left, and one of them continues to be under the influence of my spell. Okay, so we're going to do the number one is going to make his attack. Yep. and that's going to be a success. Great. That's what I want to hear. I was hoping for a crit, but you never know.

Number one is going to... We'll say the number two is successfully hit against the other is the ones that can attain. And that is going to be successful eight points. No, no, no, nine points of damage. On number one. So number two is an attack number one.

These gargos are architectedly just battling each other. And then claws are going to come out. Does number one have to make his save to see if he comes out of it? Number two is the one's attack. I'm rolling his attack. Oh, rolling one versus number two.

Got it. He's going to attack and do 25, or he's going to do five points of damage against slash him. So number one is going to then turn around and slash in and bite. That's going to hit. And that is going to deal

six points of damage. He's looking very weak these corgles are attacking each other. He's going to save the same. He's going to save composure. He has to, uh, Did you like a fucking... Intelligence?

Nope. Is it an ink saving throw? It's an ink saving throw. Wow. He gets a 16. He's going to claw him for... That is going to be enough number two. The one that was turned by you

gets completely torn apart, but it's successfully distracted up. Number three is full health. Oh, no, no, I'm sorry. Number one is destroyed? No, number two is. The one that I cast on? No, number two is the one that I cast on.

Oh, okay. Well, that's fine. Then he's destroyed. And so he's destroyed. He's soaked a lot of attacks. This one did he catch? One and two, number one is wounded. Number three is unharmed.

Okay. It's going to fly towards, is that Hersia is the Sylvie? Yep. And it's going to fly directly at the blazing this gorgor. Number one is red. And it's going to attack you. It's going to bite you. No, no.

15? It's a disadvantage. You bash. Oh, it's advantage? Dodge action. That's going to be in 19. 15 and 19? Well, 15 plus four be a 19.

Damn, 18 arbor trials or is it's funny? 18. So that'll hit. It'll still bite you for six points of piercing damage. It's T-sink into you. And then it's going to swing in with its clause attacks. And it's going to horrifically miss as you bash off its attacks with a shield. And then I think that's the only one that's alive, Caprice are up.

You're on 18? I have an AC of 18, I guess. Oh, let me change me have 16 and not 17. Caprice for up. Yes, I am. I'm going to, um, feel excited. You're feeling. Doing all right. Thanks.

You're doing all right. You brought me back to life. All right. I'm going to spread back to the gate. Uh, 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. 30, and I'll be here. And I'll look at what's happening, and I will use the bonus action to reload my hand for a bow,

and I'll take a shot number three. Okay, you do that. I'm going to 17. That'll hit. If you sprinted, can you attack again? No, I didn't sprint. I didn't sprint. I didn't 30 feet. No, you need to move 60.

So you need to do 30 back there. That's another 30. there. This isn't completely expected. There's 30 that we don't see on the map. Then I get there. Okay, you do that. You start sprinting down, Caprice, Luffy or up. As you see these cargoes carrying down upon you. Did you see? You want to melee hit the same loose tea? It's correct. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah, I didn't hear that. Um, okay. So is it down on our level now? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna, um, I'll make a one.

a single swing attack with my spoon. Okay, you do that. One spoon. 19 to hits. That'll hit. Roll damage. 11 damage. 11 damage. Number three, that'll hit, right? Number three, that'll hit, 11 damage.

You swing, your spoon makes, uh, purchase, you hear the avian, rah! As, it's crumbling, um, marble starts to fall off from its head. Okay. And then I'm just going to swing around and kind of hit it on the other side of the head. You do that. You do that. 27.

That will hit. Jesus Christ. Damn, girl. Just the loose. That is 10 damage. 10 damage. Okay. You

your student swings around, smacks, and this gargol is flying down at Hersia. And it is, it's looking like it's taking a bit of the image, but it had not been previously roughed off. So, to her. I will. Oh, unless you have the bonus action lifting.

I did, yes. I also want to punch it in the face. You punched it in the face. You do that. Which I'm assuming it will hurt, so I'll shake my hand out. Attack damage, a roll attack rather. Attack damage.

It isn't probably not going to hit. That's a 10. And that'll miss. As you swing in, it flies out of the way. Okay. Cool. Cool. Cool.

I want to scan the horizon for any more birds just quickly. Anything else? I don't say that if you want to do a full, a full check, it's going to take your full turn and leave the general. Can I take my action? Yes. I do that. I'll do my action to look around

to see if any more coming on this side. Because that's a check. You look around and you scan where are you? You're down at this, in this balcony. And you see that there are, are hunters that are on the, that the various of the buffalo,

there's firing their arrows into herpes and gargles are all sides, making their way, making, finding purges firing in. There's his battles all across. You notice, however, far off in the distance, far above you,

he's a wing creature. Massive, large wings, casting his shadow, high over. How big, roughly? It's considerably larger than anything else that has attacked this lodge.

Flying high directly above it. Is it just hovering up there? Does it look like? It looks like it's about to kind of reach Zinif. So it's going high. Flying directly above it, yeah. I'm going to say, look up when we should get inside. And I want to collect, can I

collect my, I think there are three javelin. I'll say you collect two of those. Okay, so can I, I'll collect the two gables, and I'm gonna just use my movement. Yep. To get inside. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45, 50, 55, 60.

Okay? I don't think he is moving. You just use his action for the perception. Oh, you're right, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just, I'm like right inside the- apologies. Apologies. Or where?

There you go. Or yeah. Okay, first you're wrong. Uh, bonus action, shoving the creature number three in front of me. Okay. Do you do that? Contest, he has to beat a 18. Oh, fails tributically.

It's prone. 13. I have advantage on it with my melee. You smash it with its sheer shield and you knock it down. Its wings kind of shatter with its crammon, and crumbles the ground. That's probably a sharp ability.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm doing like the Regita Overwatch action. So that's gonna hit with a 26. 26th. Hit, which number is this? Number three. Okay. My thunder size. I'm going to go in for 15 plus 17 damage. You clap your thighs again. There's your thunders and Duccoose swings around with this thunderous energy

smashes into this creature and you hear a lot of crap as it smashes stone and it knocks back which in whichever direction you care to knock it back to. I think it's like five feet. 10 feet. Sure. 10 feet. I will follow it and go in for my second attack. Okay, you sprint after it and if you're knocking it back. You swing. That's 20! That is your, what? That is your, what, eighth of a night?

That's what I'm saying. Thank you, thank you, thank you. I think I got one. Can I get a 20 on our building? You did. So that's a 6, 7, 8, 13, 18, 18, 7, 7, 25 plus 227 damage. On number three. Number three.

As you swing around, you sprint after it, you just hear a loud shattering as the stone avian form obliterates into fragments. Hell yeah. Spreading across the room, leaving one creature. Of my action. Is he still underneath my spell? Which one?

Two of the law, no, one is, oh, right. Yeah, no, two is dead, long dead. So I will continue a ton at number one and come down here where I could give it the business. And that'll be my turn. Okay, you do that. I'm not taking the objection for this. Iris, it's your turn.

I'm going to move up with Toa. I'm going to use my. If you want you to live on. Toa. I can get all the way up to me. Are you going to use it now? Sprint? Yeah, might as well. I'm not sprinting. I'm just using my feline agility, but I'm just going to stop there.

Okay, you stop at Toa. Okay, Felix you're up. I can also make it 30 feet and pass my chair. Okay, you run up to Choa. You run up. It is the final harping. Can you move? It is running up. You hear the loud, the loud cries of these hunters of these hunters. You hear the loud cries in these hunters as they are firing arrows on. the other various balconies. Harpies are flying in. You're getting pelted by arrows, flying down.

Some hundreds, these hunters are getting, ah, ah, getting picked off, sliced across. And finally, it is the final of these Gargoyles' Turrets. And this is going to swoop in to Hershey. That's cool. Bring it on. It's going to be a multi-jack. It's going to claw you.

That will hit. All right. Nat 20 my fond saving throw. So that'll be six points of using damage. Okay. Earth's Latching Damage is sliceded across you. That will be 17 to hit for its bite.

I will not hit. So you bash its shield off as it swings in. He said six points for that first? Six points, correct. Capriced you're up. Caprici. And number one is the only one left? Correct.

that you currently do deduce. I'll reload and I'll take a crack at him. Natural 20. Nice. Gotta give it up. And that'll turn into five, seven,

seven, 12 piercing damage. 12 piercing damage. You take your crossbow and you level it down on these ramp with you fire. and 12, as it fires, it fires out of your cross,

but piercing the stone as it clatters as it starts to look relatively weak, lift ear up, as this last gargoyle is seemingly the last foe that you can say. Okay. Um, I'm just going to do my standard. Actually, I lied. I'm going to, I just got a triple bunch.

Okay, do it. You got this. 16 and 11 and 11. 16. 11 misses, 16 deaths. The 14 and the 11 miss the 16 deaths. Boo. Boo. Oh, 10 damage.

You smack your spoon as you're allowed crack. as this avian gargoyles kind of flaps in, watching all of these kanku just die upon this assault. Continue to attack. You hear loud crap, but it continues its assault. It's looking rough, but it is maintaining its purpose. Tell him. I'll sprint, I guess, all the way in.

2.20.50. 55. Perfect. You're up. Is that where you want to go or just inside the lodge? I'll... Actually, yeah, I'll stay inside the lodge. Just look around for... to see who's where, what the deal is. Are people dead?

So Toa, you run in and you sprint into the lodge. You see that the balcony that you are on, that there's one to your left, there's one to your right. There are slain hunters. On every side that you can see. There are harpies. slain.

Just blood smearing these balconies all across what you can say. The occasional humanoid. Do I see any of the named NPCs? Make a picture. No, I don't.

You do not. You do not. It's very difficult for you to kind of deduce all these hunters that are spiring arrows as these wings, black wings, descend upon this lot. You get surgery? Yeah.

I heard you grow up. All the log in dead center. I'm gonna try and do the shove again. Okay. Not as good this time, 14. Strength? Or acrobatics? 14.

Me or beat, right? Yep. No, for a contest you have to beat. I meet. Okay. So nothing happens. Nothing happens. Okay, so I'll just do a normal flail attack.

Definitely hits with a 23. Okay. So these two. Wow, right. So. It's true. 12 damage total.

I don't do this. Yes! So I'm gonna look over to Lufty. And since my hands are completely full, we're just gonna lock elbows for a second and do like an elbow boop. And I'm gonna swing swing, clap, clap. And then I'm going to jump on top of it. And just as I did before, I'm

going to Tony Hawk my shield underneath me, and I'm going to sit on top of it and crush it with my shield in my ass. Okay. So you do a little bit of a boop, boop, Tony Hawk, you know, hit your elbow. You sprint up into the air. You run up. You drop your shield down, the one your father gave you. you see this avian-looking gargoyle looking around with all of its slain comrades as you slam down onto it. All of a sudden, the shield makes a sickening crack as bits and fragments fly across this pathway leading up to the lodge. That'll do. I'm looking down from the top of the gate and I'm seeing her crush something that is made of stone with her ass. And I'll briefly be like,

and then I'll like compose myself and just look around and make sure that everyone's okay. Oh, my shit. I wish I could see that. I wish to do it. Okay, well, you gotta do it. So you realize that you basically slaughtered all of the creatures from the front and the back

of this path. And as you're running to, the center of this lodge that you're kind of all convening to the center and you realize that the north and the south that they're these amateurs uh these amateur hunters are firing their bows and you hear you hear the loud boisterous voice of hunt master boneflusters say we're not winning his day and just and arrows flying out from all directions firing into harpies as they've let them lie. Yeah, exactly. As they fly in.

You're running in to the center of the room. What are you guys doing? Are we all reconvening here? Well, so that's one balcony. You're basically running to the center of this lodge. Which is like here? There's no map. So, four. I want to find Fletcher and run to him.

I'm going to collect my rope on my way to wherever we're having the center. Make a deck check please for me. A deck. Give on it! Get my mitt! Do I hear that? 19. You've managed to grab it on your way, running back. But I have heard Toa shouting, get my neck?

With my passive perception of 11? Yeah, sure. Okay. I try to grab the chamo. Make a dexter, please. 13 will be the decent. 13 is actually what I get. Wow. That was literally off the top.

Yeah, there you go. I'm so sorry. I grab the main. Grab tow as net. Toa's net, and I'll rejoin them. I guess we're going up to the... Are we going back up onto the... I'm going to look at the seat to this,

and it's one important. Do I see Nestor? Do I see Norad? I know I see the master, the hunt master. You made a prisoner, please. That'll be a... 16. 16, you look around and you see

as you're spreading off. Forehead is the balcony where you helped Felix destroy the harpies. To your left, you see Hall and Heart fighting off, harpies to the left. To your right, you see Nestor with his bow, still weak but still firing arrows. At these humanoid birds you're just flying down.

I'll yell to the group, the ones who are around me. Why is everyone, why is this attack happening? What are they looking for? We gotta go somewhere. Where are we going? I don't know. I'm running to Boneschacker. I'll immediately run to the Huntmaster. Are you announcing anything that you saw?

I'll yell at the game with everybody here. Guys, if you look up, there's this incredibly large beast. It's not just these little guys. Need to tell them. Do I perceive the beast 20 senses? Make your perception of the check straight. Can I make one? to? We're inside. Can we see it from, is there like a skylight?

I guess we're outside. I don't know. I'll say you're 10. 10, you can make a straight one with Perjia. Anyone who's running it is allowed to look up to the sky and say? Uh, 19. 19. If you looks and Iris here, any liftier allowed to make one as well. I don't feel I just believe tell, Tso. Yeah, I just believe Tau. Byroll, I don't get shit. Fine. That was perception? Is that you said? Yep. I don't see anything. me five.

Lutti and I have no idea. You run in. I'm like staring at the wood carvings. I don't know what's happening. All right, so I don't know what the fuck that he is. Do you see that? That's fucking nasty. As you run in,

you, Toa and Iris are shouting out, there's a massive winged creature heading directly down towards the lodge. What are you guys going to do in preparation? In preparation for the, how much time? So it's sworn down.

It is basically dive bombing directly at you, although you are able to see this. What do you guys? We got to get like a catapult or something. I mean, a tributt should really be preferable in comparison to a catapult. Yeah, whatever. It's like the same thing, right?

You know, I'm not super attached to this place. Maybe we just run. I mean, we get out of them in a lodge. Yeah, let's say. Let's get to fuck out here. We can't, we can't run away from giant pigs. Get away! And I let's start pushing people

and pulling out of the middle of the lawn and just like, evacuate, evacuate! I'm just like, pulling up. I'm gonna run for the alcohol as fast as I can. I'm gonna try to grab as many tests as I can before exiting the building. So you do this. Iris, Toen, Iris Felix and Lifty, what do you guys are?

I'm gonna grab Iris, Buzz Hall, and start running. kind of. I'm going to shake her off and I'm going to spread my arms out and I'm going to call forth the power of anubis and point down at Lofti Felix and Toe and I'm going to cast Bless on them. Fuck you. How tall is the balcony? That one. The balcony that you're on? At a second level. You mean from the cliff or from where the ground? To the ground level. To the ground level, I would say probably about 50 feet in a minute. I'm going to make more way to New York exit. Okay, you sprint into the center area.

So you are coming from this balcony area and you are running in to the exit. And also you make it probably, you're sprinting towards the door as you're making a dexterity check to see how you do with the alcohol. Well, five. You managed to scoop up one cast

and jam it. You realize it's been just fucking passed out this entire time. And as you're kind of grabbing her, she's like, what the fuck is going? And you hear loud crash. I need everyone to make a Dexter saving throw advantage, please. And then you guys also, well, you guys will be at advantage, or you guys get a D4, those with blocks. Sweet. Well, I want to one out of ten. Maybe two. Sixteen. Twenty-eight. Fifteen. 24.

16. Can I save my, my bless? It only lasts for, you get it for everything within a minute. Oh, tight. Okay. 129. 29.

29. Everyone, except for Iris, managed you dodge. Iris menace to cast the blessing of the news. You're allowed, as the shimmering golden turquoise light shines upon Toa and Phyllis, almost supernaturally guiding you back.

Is that how the works? Let me see. It's three. All three of them. All three of you. You manage to dodge back as you hear a splintering of wood rains down upon you. You see a blur of this bluish purplish, mounting of feathers. Crash through the roof.

Crash through the ground. Iris, you take. The rest of you were able to dodge. As this crashing occurs, 17 points of bludging damage. As the roof crashes, you see this blue and purplish blur smashed through the floor until it erupts, splintering all of you.

You're all able to the dogs up for Iris, which is unfortunately, she's expended her energy to help her friends. She's unable to dodge. as the massive floor that sigil of the horned beast is completely shattered. And a basement room is revealed completely shattered beneath you. You see there's a chamber built on top by this launch. As you look down and you've taken that damage,

all of you kind of get a chance to rally and you see that Nestor and both Huntmaster Holmarth are just firing, shooting arrows as the harpies and you can't do and these garg are descending upon the lodge. You all see that

the floor is completely collapsed around the sigil. What does the bird look like? The creature beneath you is standing at the center of this room, this basement, this room beneath the hunting lodge. A room with a massive

glowing red sidel on the ground. A jagged, violently glowing spiral with a chain design exiting across it. You see a large, considerably larger avian-looking creature.

Long-necked, blue and purple feathers. long massive wing is extending from its back a massive spear dripping with this black and green energy so it's not like just a bird it's like a guy with it's like a bird humor it's an avian creature

smashed down into this room is my body in that room too because I would say that you were all able you just took the damage from the splinters I would say you can decide what you want to do as beneath the auto, the, uh, auto erotic, the auto erotic asphyxiation lodge.

A massive avian creature, blue and feather, a long neck, beats, stands at the middle. Massive spear. Getting ready to see, you see a humming point at each of these, each of these points, surrounding this sigel and it turns towards one

and starts to walk towards it. I don't know there of a position here. I can say you can decide wherever you would like to be directly about it. So this is all uncovered. These are the edges of the... That is the edge of this strange basement. Does the sigil match Nora's tattoo?

You wouldn't know that. Only ours has seen it. But my guess is... Iris, make intelligence check. I mean, you know. At advantage, I was like. Just throw me in there somewhere if we all fell in there randomly.

No, I would say you're only at looking into this creature. What'd be next to Caprice? How much was that? 19. 19? It absolutely matches, Norris tattoo that you saw. So we're not in here yet.

We're on the edge. We're looking down into this basement pick. Like, basically two stories. We're like one story above. Yes. Here we go. Are you okay? Yes, darling, I'm fine.

Are you sure? Because you look like you have a lot of splinters and shit. It's just one. It's fine. It blends in with my fare. It's just wood. You can handle the wood. I do every night, darling.

Do I just see this guy? You look down and you see that Nestor's on one side on one balcony. Huntmaster is on the other. They are just rallying the rest of the hunters firing hellfire upon these avian creatures that are attacking this sludge. I'm a muse. It's gonna get into a battle trance and jump right then.

Okay. Are you maintaining the same order? I would say everyone needs a roll for initiative. Oh, wow. Oh, shit. Nice, too. Huh. That's hilarious. 26. 20, 25. 21.

26. Jesus. I've rolled natural 20s for... 15 to 20. I got 16. Okay? I got a 16. What did Lufty Cholo and Iris get?

12. 10. So you're higher than Felix? And I'm a big bad. No, I'm a 10. No, no. And then Iris is last. Oh, pardon me.

You have Big Bad. Unless there are a routine. The priest. Harger, you got less. 20, right? I got 21. Okay. Okay. So, as you look down, Caprice, you're the first goat.

The floor has crumbled away. The sigil of the horned beast has splintered. The roof of the Lockfeather Lodge has been completely obliterated by this large, avian creature, long

natural, long, almost toothed beak stretching out from his shoulders with a massive spear dripping with black and green energy and magic as it slants and looks around

into this basement portion beneath the lodge looking down at this digital and looking at the four different areas and it starts stepping towards one that closest one to Andy and it raised It's free hand, its left hand.

Yes! And it starts to shoot a beam of black magic at the large pillar, raising up with these red magical chains, stretching over this red sigils. So are these pure magic, or do they look like metal chains that we have red with metal chains? They look like pure magic chains with these four, these four pure pillars, physical

colors. And the, as he moves the chains follow him. So it seems to be stretching over the Ciddle. And this creature... What's it attached to in the middle? Oh, they all just attached together? They're all crossing. They're all crossing. So when he stepped away, he, they didn't follow him. Correct. He seems to be attempting to shatter one of these birds. As you see this massive avian creature with a long neck and a horrific toothed beak. Man, what is it with the large? The spike is it crashed through the Lockfeather Lodge. Caprice are up?

Yeah. And you stare down into this basement. I'll, um, does any, uh, you know what? I'm just gonna, and then I'll, uh, I'll reach out and I'll bring my, uh, my viol. Do it. And I will, I will, uh, cast phantasmal force, um, on him. Okay. He needs to make a intelligence saving to row.

It 16. Okay. That'll be my bonus action. I will, or my action, I'll spend my bonus action reloading my crossbow, and I'll say, oh, this is one tough, tough motherfucker. Everybody, let's get ready to go here. That'll be in the end of my term. Okay.

So you... Oh, uh... How far down is it from where? I would say it's probably 30 feet down. Oh, shit. Is it 30 feet down? It doesn't look like there's anything climable? Make a perceptive check.

Uh, yeah. I'm very perceptive with a nine. A nine. Nothing is immediately scalable. There's no ladder. You feel like you may have the jump. I will... use my movement to jump. Okay.

You do that. May, please make an acrobatic saving throw if you leap into this room. Akebatic check or deck saving thing. Uh, let's do an acrobatic shop for a landing. It would be my pleasure. That was caught. Was that cut?

Yeah? Really? Yes, it was caught. I was going to give it a five. There was some, it was talking. It's fine. Yes, Cox is for all the real one. Probably should have taken the five.

Ten. Now, you manage to leap into the room. You hit your knee, you take two points of bludging damage, however. As you kind of hit your knee and you scrape your leg, as you stumble in, however, you arrive fully standing, ready to go into the room. Come on, you guys, let them do that. Herzegu're up.

Herzl's gonna also jump down next to Caprice trying to slide down on my shield. She's going to Tony Hawk. I'm going to Tony the fork sled my way down because it is the holiday, suppose. Make an acrobatic show. By 21.

You put your shield beneath you as you managed to just grab the front of it and you slide down the side of the priest, ready to land, and you lift your shield back up, ready to face this massive bird creature that looks at you with, not just one, not just two, but six eyes, three on either side looking at you, glaring.

It's red radiance from its eyes. It is as it holds its one spear and its right arm. And his left arm shoots a black magic beam at the pillar of this radiating sigil that is in this space. What do you do it? Do I have movement to move towards? You do? Okay. As I'm running towards this crazy thing, five, ten, fifteen,

I would say this, yeah, five feet is enough. Okay, I'm gonna be like, all right, well, I figure you know where you're keeping your whiskey and you got some explaining to do, Mr. Huntmaster, and I'm gonna activate Thunder Smite again because I imagine it's been warm than a minute. I already used my bonus action to do that, so I'm gonna go for an attack on this thing.

Okay. With a Natty-20. Cheese! Gotta give it up, gotta give it up. I'm also gonna pour. I'm going to pour a... Also, you've rolled more natural 20s than any night that we've ever played.

She's almost rolled more natural 20s than she's rolled natural ones in a single-ness. It's remarkable. I'm going to dump a second level divine smite into that. I don't work the odds now. Which with the Nat 20 means that with this, this is going to be four. And...

Advant for stats.com.com. That education. So 5. button. That any key. 13. plus six. Sorry, that's a 13, 17.

21 plus two is 23. And then I'm doing a second level divine smite, which with a crit makes it 68? Yeah. Is I going to have four more D8s? I've got a couple D8s. You have a magic weapon, no. I do.

It makes a son of a big of a D. Thunder's smite makes it a magic weapon. And it's also cheap. She's the magic weapon regardless. Or decoded the magic weapon, regardless. You fucking. It's irrelevant. 5, 11, 17.

You gotta give it up. 17. 25. 30 points of Divine Smyte damage. So in total 31. So that's total of 54 damage. And that's my first attack. Holy shit. As you say, you hang out of your shield, you pick it up.

You run up, you're swinging Dakota as you run this massive avian bird monster is channeling a beam of dark magic at this one pylon, and you swing the photo. You smash it into its abdomen. It spews up this blackish, greenish, a bile as you smash it in its gut. How much damage was that? 54. In one hit? In one hit.

That's my first hit. I'll turn you in a chicken friccacy there. There you go. As the magical weapons smashed into it. Is that relevant? You hear a loud squawk of this creature

as it echoes and screeches through the remnants of this. And you start to hear Jamini as she is fighting off these harpies above you guys. And there's,

I don't know, What the fuck damn is? Please just take it! And you hear her whip going fucking wild as you have smashed into this creature. Do I need a specified radian or non-radiant or is it to take equal damage? If it's magical damage, then let's the same record. Okay. All right, second attack.

Uh, it's going to be... You're one away from 20. I was one away from 20. Oh, 19. So that's... Thunder smite this. I will not war. I will not afford to find smite into this one.

Five and eight damage for that. Five and eight both of those? So that'll be worth. So I'm sorry, eight total damage. Total damage, yeah. Thank you, thank you. You have a problem. So you swing once again across with Dakota,

and you smash in, it's magic kind of smashed into this strange, leathery, feathery flesh. of this large creature, its long neck, and it's channeling. It's pylon, and it looks down at you. It's 10 damage, not 8, sorry. You did all that damage, it's just like. 10 damage?

So 10 damage instead of 8, sorry. Got it. Yeah. And it is channeling. 64 in one round. And it, yes. It looks at you and goes,

Oh, and suddenly out of, nowhere. Six flapping demonic, horrible birds appear

almost summoned in midair and descend upon you Hirschah and the priest That's cool. That makes sense as I do this.

Oofta, guys. Their beaks are dripping with a horrific black poison. Then you get down. Yee. Black. Poise one.

It takes. Small boys. Mm-hmm. So you see the dread flock to send upon you, and they are each going to bite in. We're gonna do four on Herjure. How about that? Okay.

You gotta be fucking kidding me. 21, there you go, 21, there you go, 21. Three hits? Three hits. All right. So, you need to make pawn saving throw for each one. Yeah, I failed on my second one. I rolled a seven.

So yeah, I dropped Thunder Smite. You need to make a specific pawn saving throw for three of them. You separate for what you're doing? Yep. For the success and the fails? For, so the concentration has nothing to do with that. For every single hits, all three

a million-year-old con-old con-saving throw is the beasts of these creatures, each of them with six eyes, beanie red eyes. These crews are almost summoned by this monster. So the first one was a 15. That'll succeed. The second one was a five, and the third one was an eight.

Okay, so hold on. Four, four, four, is this against poison? Ten. Because if it is like- There are, both of them are going to. poison, yeah, exactly. Right.

Advantage on saving because of the next. Yep, you're an advantage. Yeah, 100%. So, technically, the first one was 15. The second one was 8. So, re-roll that. And then the third one,

six, uh, it was 18. So I think I'm only affected by one. You're affected by one for the poison. Okay. So let me just hold on, roll these two. What you take in piercing is,

um... Let me know what the piercing is separate from the poison because I'm also resistant to poison. 16 in piercing. Okay. And then in, In poison damage, you take, what is for one? Just for one, maybe?

For one. Seven points of poison damage. Which is now three? Which is now three because you were a dwarf. Lucky you being a fucking dwarf, you so good. As these creatures ascend upon you, flapping in, tearing in with their beak, as soon as they rend your flesh,

you feel this horrific magical poison seeping into your flash. Two are then going to attack at Capricia. Both are going to easily hit. You need to make two con saving throws, my friend. I don't care for it. Let's go with a 15. You're going to succeed?

Let's go with a four. 10 plus. So 10 piercing damage as the beaks pierce into you, and then 12 points of poison damage. As one of the beaks manages to, as the point of... So 2. Correct. Thank you.

Okay, Lofty, you're up. As you see these birds erupt from this massive creature descending upon this strange sigil that you never knew existed beneath this lodge. Lifty, what are you doing? I'm going to... I'm going to drop down just next to Caprice. Can I make an acrobatics check?

Do I have to do that? Yes, if you're going to jump down, you'll say you use five movement and you jump down. So- For a slow fall? I still have to do it check. Wait, oh, you're a slow fall? We'll say it's fine. Yeah, no, you have a monk feature that she can enjoy

that genuinely affects. So you see Luffy kind of a slight cloud feature appear beneath your legs. And she just, the sad little rain cloud drifts down. And she lands. It's true in advantage.

She's dragon ball zee's the shit out of that and drift down. Yeah, no, no. Go ahead. I'm going to take my spoon. and just smack the first guy that I'm in front of. Okay. That's probably not going to hit.

11. Okay. 11 on the small guy? Yeah, does that hit? That misses apologies, yeah. It does? It does miss, yes. Okay.

No, it misses or hits? It misses. For 11, it misses on all, and on everyone adults. Correct. Okay. 14? 14 will hit. Okay.

Has it been a minute? It wouldn't have been a minute because it's six rounds since we're going, right? I would say that's fair. Kelsey, don't forget you have blessed, so you add a D4 to every one of your tackles. That's amazing. Can I, like, retell that back? I would say that's fine.

Okay. Add a D4. So the first one, what did I say, that would have been? 11. So that would have been a 12. Does that change anything? It still barely misses. Okay.

And the other one already hit, so I don't really guess. It is 13. Okay, so that was a nine damage. To number one. Which number is that? Whichever one on next door. Number two? Rich.

Yes, five. Number five? Five, sorry. You leap down, you cast this cloudy substance in this beneath you, land softly. You smash your staff or your spoon over this creature. You hear a loud, and it explodes in the feathers and dies instantly.

Oh, that sounds easy. And then I'll step over towards the other one and just, to me. Okay, you run over to it, yep. 21 to hit. Yep. Good night. Six damage.

Six damage, number one. Which number one is that? Next to Caprice. One. You crack, once again, you elbow it and explodes in the feathers and dies. friends of play. Okay. So

now it is the monic bird creatures' term. And it is going to look around as it's channeling its black magic at this pylon. It is going to

look towards the one single force that is in front of it and is going to use its spear and stab down and do it. Heardia. Hersia, 20 to have. 20 to have.

20? Yes. That? Thanks, serious. 10 points of piercing damage plus one point of poison damage for you because it has. So you take one. One point, you take one point in the piercing damage.

You said you take 11, whatever I said a poison damage, one point of poison damage. Yep. And you stab it with the spear. and then it is then going to bite in with this beak. 19? Pits. Speaking as thank you, then.

17 points of piercing damage. Oof that. As the beak pierces in, and you're unconscious. You're unconscious? Oh, shit. As the, as the full bite, you feel a poison seeping into you. As just the full bite, it would have been done three points of damage to you, but the full bite,

as you're unconscious, as it tears into your flesh. You see her to fall unconscious as this creature is channeling one of the pylons of the pillars. Okay, feel it drop. All right, change your plans. I was going to jump into the pit-cast mage armor, but instead I'm going to

fireball hers as corpse. Luckily, she's protected because I can choose her not to be... Because you have your thing. That's beautiful. whatever. So that's a X-30-16-7. Carve-bed shit.

That's awesome. Carve that shit. That's a good card. That's a fail from the big motherfucker. Oh, the one that matters. The all four, so I'm going to do all four these bad boys.

One fails. Wait. We'll say four fails. Remove one. That's going to give you a one. Yeah. I'll go. I mean, it doesn't matter.

As a long, yeah, cold. You knew it. Uh, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven. The world works for you. A lot of his 22. It's 27. I gave him, you know how minions work, don't you rich? I do know.

It would work. So you see Felix reach into his coat. He sees the severe damage as, and the severe, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, he point. his lodge, he points a single finger down. His fingertip glow of orange, tiny little bead who shoots from his finger directly into the center. It flies down directly next to this massive bird monster.

It explodes the second it hits. Somehow hers his unconscious body is completely unscathed. This is fine. This is super fun. As you hear it. You hear it. As it needs to make a con savings throw. And I'm still going to,

I'm still going to jump in the pit. As all of its ravens are completely incinerated. And it suddenly loses concentration. And black beam, it explodes. And a black beam of magic stops. What are you rolling, Andy? Ackobatics to jump into the pit.

I roll a one. Oh, you also get a, well, you get a, I'm not a ticket. It's fine. You mean it's... I go to three. You roll two points of... You roll two points of bloodletion.

Yeah. There's no way here. You take two points of bludgeoning damage as you leap into... The match I get as an eight. Okay. And her, there's unconscious body still beneath it,

but this bird monster has lost its magical hold on this pylon. And it's the fireball insurers. It's all of the bird, the monstrous demonic birds. That's it. It's all fireball. forget for today, ladies

gentlemen. Oh, you're up. I squat down, get my battle trance, look up, and I'm just going to go, wow, that's untowal.

Wah-hoo! Or what I don't know what you say. I'm going to jump. Here we go. What you say want to do? Wah-hoo. Uh,

20 on acrobatics. Nice. You, yeah, you land in 30 feet down into the basement. Man, 30 feet of shit load. One down.

Fucking heroes. Goddamn. So I'm gonna go there, and I am going to just unload on this fucking motherfucker piece of shit. Ooh, that's no way. You also have the D4. Oh, that is gonna make a difference. Hashtag fucking blessed, Blesque. That nine, 10, 11, 12. It's 20.

Yep, that'll hit. Fuck yeah. Very nice. Ooh, could be worse. Four or five. 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12 damage. But you do not have a magic weapon, do you? I do not.

As you smash into this bird creature, it does not see, it seems to bludgeon into it, but not to the same extent as you are hoping, but it seems to do a little bit. But, yeah, let me just make sure that there's like the ancestral, whatever, now. Infectual? Incessual.

That's what? That's going to be a yikes for me. That's what I heard. Yeah, big yikes, big yikes. Big yikes. Eight, nine, eight plus eight. So 16, does that hit? Let me go.

That'll hit, yeah. Okay. I'm going to do myself a snack. Nice. 10, 11, 15, 16, 17, 17 damage. So half of that. Half of that will be 17, 16. Eight.

Yes, eight. As you smash in alongside, you get a crack of this neck of this demonic six, eyed, avian creature, as it's attempting to shoot its hand back up, as it's then going to take the opportunity to then look at you, Toa, and bite down at you, and it's going to take eight points of damage. This is fun? It's going to attack down you with his beak. It hit me?

Or a little bit? That'll be 21, yeah. Yeah. You gotta split up, um, blood gaming and whatever versus... No, I understand. 13 points of piercing damage, plus... So it would be six. Plus six points of poison damage. I don't have to say that.

Okay? Yeah, I don't work. Okay. So, it is, uh, it has gone. And now it's ironed. Um, I am going to climb down the wall because I have cats claws and can climb. making a good make an agamatic trick for me

I have a climbing speed I can actually Oh you have a climbing speed Holy shit There you go Yeah you do that I'm going to climb down the wall You do that

And prevent having to do that Oh my shit You do that And then You actually I should have done that on booing That's amazing I love that

Within cats closet I can make a cat's closet I totally forgot And then I'm going to use my bonus action To cast Spare the Dying On Herja

so she is now stable at zero hit points. And then I'm going to... Much of preach. You're welcome. And then I'm going to cast Healing Wood at a second level on her. In the end? Nine healing.

It does more. You do max healing. If you're healing someone as a great player that's at zero hit point. Yeah. That's right. You're right. I think it does next healing.

You're right. It's not, it was four, four. Well, hold on. I might not be, I might not be that level, yeah. Oh, good point. Okay. Nope, I am. Five.

Yeah, it's called circle of mortality. So I do max healing, which means, seems, oh, no. Fells are hard. Yeah, I mean, it's fine, but it might have saved me. With D&D beyond, prepare yourself to go to the horizon. Instead of doing healing word, I'm going to cast mass healing word. So everyone would get one B4.

And she's going to get nine. Very nice. All of you. We roll on a belt. Oh, we roll. We roll or do you roll for us? Oh, no, I have to after. So you guys would get seven.

So all of you hear the tolling the bell, Hershey, you were unconscious on a verge of death. You see, however, and you are subconscious in an Anubis, a jackal-headed figure reaching out a black arm to you and you grab it as you were pulled suddenly back into the consciousness,

into the fights with this massive bird creature and all of you feel the golden turquoise light of Anubis as you're all healed of your wounds to whatever extent, Iris provided. I guess if you were killing me, you didn't have to do scare the dying So you still might have an action.

No, that was my action, because it's a cancer, so I can't do. Yeah, but if you heal me, I automatically stabilize and heal. No, it's fine. Okay. What do you want to do? If you still want your action. I know. Okay.

So what do we roll for the healing? Nothing. Nothing. You get seven. You get seven. You get seven handpoints if you can take them. And with that, the bird monster lunges towards Toa once again. Or we know, actually, he's not going to do that.

For the first time. It is going to then. Start two. It's not gonna be Capriza's turn, or are we on Lynch and got a top operation? I can meet adjustments. The maxed wings and the bird could be, and beat, and beat, and beat.

I need both Toa and Hertha to make a deck saving throw. Bless, hashtag bliss. Does that change your test? How does that work when I'm from? Let me have to look up that condition. I think you're fine. You're considerable to roll. Okay.

Yep. Deck saving throws while prone, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure you're able to roll and it's fine. I can see the effect, right? That is happening to me? Yep, you, correct. It does not affect your deck saving throws for a good. It is not affected?

It is not. Lots, mediocre. That was 11. And you have less. Thank you. Now it's slightly less mediocre, ever so slender. Ever so slightly better. It is ever so slightly.

It is. It is. It might be enough. As the wind buffets here. 20. You manage to roll out of the way. Just enough as this wind is bursting it. What do you get?

15. Oh, that's good enough. Just barely tolla. Just barely tolla. You managed to steal yourself and dodge out of the way. Oh, my God. As the wind, uh, in the immediate radius of this creature beats. And you make, Hershey Man's dog totally you steal yourself.

And you are barely fucking. fine piece of shit. So it's the priest's turn. It's your priest's turn. I will look at the situation that is occurring. And I left into the basement. And I have left into the basement. I'm going to go seven and a half, fifteen, thirty. I'll go here. And I will look at the big bad and I will do what I tried to do last turn and cast a spill on him. He needs to make a... You gotta fucking kidding throw.

He used to make a intelligence saving throw. 13. That's such a good... 13 fails. He will take phantasmal force if you'll recall the teeth horse action.

I will not recall it because I don't know what the fuck that is. You craft an illusion that takes root in the mind of a creature that you can see within range. The target must make an intelligence saving on a failed throw, you create a phantasmal object, creature, or other visible phenomenon of your choice that is no longer, no larger than a 10-foot cube, and that is perceivable only to the target for the duration.

I didn't even think about this for months, so what is it? An affected target is so convinced of the phantasm's reality. I'm sorry, I'm just reading the thing. The whole point is that it sees a thing. Teeth horse. No. What is it? See, Derek.

What is it? Yeah. What does it see here? You need to describe what he's looking into his bag of tricks. Give him a minute. Yeah. No, he sees, he sees what looks like a very, very obese Mariah Carey.

Suddenly appear before him. And all of a sudden, out of nowhere, this starts to happen. The rest of it's going to be every round. You're a madman. The absolute bad laugh. Mad laugh. Bad laugh. Roll damage, irreverland.

Yeah, I'll do four psychic damage to the guy. And I think that's one theme for Christmas. That's just my life. As Caprice, you play a ditty, da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na on your viol as you play jolly, fucking horrible Christmas. music on your viol and it shatters the mind of this demonic-looking bird monster.

It was already fragile to begin with. That's really pushing over the edge. I think that's the conclusion of my turn, to be honest, honestly, I just really, really wanted to land that Christmas song. And so you did. Hertha, you're up. And it's out of letting your action so it can't just obliterate toe, unfortunately. Oh, that's unfortunate.

Oh, for sure. Oh, for shame. Oh, for sure. is for shame. I'm gonna use half my movement to stand up. Do I have enough movement to get next to Toa? Uh, you two and a half. So this is in one. You can do that. All right. Toa, get next to me when you get a chance. All right. Well, for sure. Oh, for sure. I'm gonna use my bonus action to quaff my greater healing class. You quaff the fuck out of that class. I'm gonna quaff this bitch. And then I'm gonna go ahead and do my multi-attack. You done do that.

D-D-D-D-D-D-D, not going to hit probably with 11. It does not hit. As you swing, Dakota misses as it's out of the way. 19 for the next one. That will hit, yeah, for sure. This one does not have thunder's tight on it. So it's going to do... It's still a magic weapon.

It is a magic weapon. It's going to do seven points of bulletin damage. And I'm going to keel up, and that is my turn. Okay, Dakota misses, but then men's a sword. swine in as this creature manages to blast, start to kind of channel its energy, you smash it

into its side, the magical energy of Dakota slamming into his own leggo! As it's listening to this horrific holiday music of Caprice as it is taking horrific damage. Only it can hear it. Only it can hear it.

And with that, oh boy. Oh boy. And with that, it looks around and it lets out this as this horrific screech echoes through the basement. And these phantasmal birds, demonic-looking birds, flies, fly in and start to peck at all of your eyes. And everyone to make a deck-saving throws you to have to evade.

Hashtick blessed! There's one on every single one of us? Correct. Well, Dick sauce. Blus, Blizz, Blis. Blis. I mean, I got a seven, so I don't know if one point is it out of here. Yep, eight. I got an eight.

We got the O'Rino. You don't have it. I don't know. I thought it left. Next, save a film. Fuck me sideways. 20. I got an eight.

Would this be considered a, like, a deck saving throw you make against a spell or other harmful fact that targets only you? I would. No, it's not only do. It's an AOA, yeah. Okay. That's fine. I got a nine then.

Okay. Iris? 13. God damn it. So anyone who got below a 15 or below, these birds are to peck at your eyes and desert to kind of poison seeps into your eyes. And you get beaten down by this fantastimal flock.

You are blind and prone. What? Fuck me, sadly. Everyone who got 15 and below. Oh, my God. You got 15 below. Me.

I'm fucking dead and shit over there. R.S. looking what you get? What the fuck does blind do? Is it poison that's affecting? I guess it's not a common scene. It's not a text. You're not actually poison. Like, cannot out. A lot of does it affect the tank?

I'm also blinded from. Disadvantage or we just fought? Use a disadvantage. On the heckles. Lifty you're up. Jesus. I am blinding on the ground. Oh, where's dead.

Oh, oh. Oh, I see. these are different birds. They all got incinerated, right? I thought part of the move was summoning a bird on the other than any single person. No, no. You said six birds. Oh, this is a phantasmal flux of smaller birds.

Then pack out your eyes and they disappear. Apologies. I should have. Okay. Okay. I am going to, it's just half my movement to stand up, right? I am going to stand up.

to stand up and run straight ahead. Wait, you're a drunken master, do you have the ability where it only costs five feet yet? Do I have the what? So drunken masters at some level,

when they're prone to get up, it only costs them five feet of movement? I don't know if you have that yet. I don't think I have that yet. Okay, just checking. So I'll get up and then run forward to what is left of that. That's 20.

feet. How far can I get with that? So, one and a half, three. Yeah. There you go. Okay. So I would have run forward with my spoon in front of me just kind of like javelin style and made an

attack on whatever the first thing I hit was, which I'm assuming You'll be made at its advantage being blinded by the birds. She's not blinded. If she was not prone, but she was blinding. Oh, sorry. Until the end, until the next layer action.

That is 14 at disadvantage. You swing and you miss as this massive vulture creatures dodged out of the way. Okay. I'll, just for the sake of bravery here, I'm going to make another swing attack. I'm going to make a punch and then follow it up with a key point of two more punches. Very blows. Yeah, you can do that.

So four more attacks. Disadvantage on each. So Flurry blows only adds one attack instead of two. So Flurry blows is when your bonus action, gives you two attacks instead of one. Oh, yes, I'm sorry. Okay. Yeah, so in total, the one I just missed and then... So you'll have four attacks total.

So three more attacks. Yep. That's a shit of dicks. That's going to miss. 16 is the 80. That's kind of mess because I keep all fucking threes. Eat my fucking goodness. Mike, you guys had enough of our shit today.

15. Does that hit? No. No. As the Lofty runs up, after getting the assaults on your eyeballs from this horrific phantom flock that existed for just a brief second, you, this monster just dodges out of the way.

You were unable to see this creature and you don't hit with a single attack. Okay. So just from, for the end of that, I'll use the disengage action. End it's backwards. Okay. So you disengage back. You're done to drunken mass or feet.

And you, I think you have a movement, though. Hold on. If you have that, you should have the get up for five feet. It's called like swaggery. Either way, we'll just move. Okay. That's fine. Walking speed increases.

Well, it's walking speed increases by 10 feet until the end of cruncher. Oh, perfect. Good. So there you go. With that, it is its turn. And suddenly, as it looks around, it kind of comes back to itself and goes, and starts to shoot out its hand

back at the same beam that it did as it lets out a horrific screech. I mean, everyone in the room to make a con-saving throw. Oh, no. I'm just like closed. We call, we call. 15. 15.

16, succeed. Is it con? Con. Mother of fucking dick. Ah, 15. 15, succeed. Penis, I can't pick up the fucking thing. Aye.

I got a clown. 17. 16. Jesus Christ. Felix, where do you go? So Felix and Lifting, you hear this horrific demonic shriek in your brain, and all of a sudden you get completely studded further around.

until it's next turn. And you both collapse to the ground, stunned from this horrific screech. And as it continues, a black beam of energy erupt from its hand, and it makes contact with the pillar and it shatters one of these pillars.

The one next to Caprice is completely shattered. Okay. Who's not... Is there anything I can do about the blizzard? Is there anything I can do about the blizzard? This, we're gonna have to wait to my next,

the end of my next turn. What does Sun do? I think that basically until the end of your, this turn, you are just completely a fast-tating. Right, I'm, I'm, but normally at the end of your turn, you get to roll. So my question is- When it gets around to Big Bad 2, you'll be blinded.

So on your next turn, it automatically goes away. There's no, there's no blind. You will not be blinded once it hits here. So you're here, it will not be blinded. It will not be blinded. All right. That's my time. Can you have all this.

an action or something? I don't believe so. I don't believe so. Okay. So you see Felix just on the ground, just covering his ears, just clutching his head, rocking back and forth in horror, as the horrific streak is evidenting.

I will make two attacks on them. Okay. Well, one will certainly hit the other, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, 11, 12, 15, 40, 50, Yeah, so the other hits. So, all the damage. 15, 19, 18, 19, 22, 22, 23, 24, 25 damage.

So 12 damage. As you smash, bam, bam, your mall slams into it. And despite hitting both times, it does not do as much as you would have hope. So that'll be... And as it looks around, it takes its spear, as it starts to shift to one of the other pilots,

it takes the spear, flutes it around, she's her on the ground, and tries to spear her on the ground. At a bench. Yeah. But she's this, he's disadvantaged so just regular. But you fucking get anything. Mm-hmm. 20 is a hit still.

Okay. She's resistant to all the damage, she thinks. Are you serious? Yeah. You fuck you, baby. So it steps into you. Hashtag LWOW. Doing...

I'm going to confirm that, but... 14 points of piercing damage is it slams into which you were resistant 4.7 points of piercing damage. And then it deals an additional five points of piercing damage, which you're resistant to as well, because you're a dwarf.

Any damage done by the attack. Is it 15 total, and then I have all of that? I would say no. Then if 15 plus... Was it 5? 20. So 10 total have all of the 10 total. I take 10 total.

Yep. You are stabbed into. And it's like it's piercing. It's not piercing and poison, but. I can't be double resistant. Correct. Okay. I rest up. I am going to I'm going to reach over and feel around

until I grab onto Felix. and I'm going to cast cure wounds on him. Okay, you do that. Not at first level. Okay, you reach down blinded by this phantasmal flock, and you find Felix eventually, you grab onto his body. Are you gonna stand up? Yeah, I'll stand up.

Yeah, I'll stand up, I'm just, I'm not gonna go anywhere, I'm blinded. Oh, yeah, I see. And you cast cure wounds on Felix, and you grab him with your paw, and you channel the power. of aneurys, the glowing warmth of this, the sand of the exotic far-off land of neck back, seep into him and he takes however much healing. 11.

11. As the bird is going to turn around and stab Felix, Toa, however, and it's going to miss horrifically. And it stabs in, totally you're able to beat away the spear with your ball. Okay, Caprice are out. Yeah, he takes 1D6 Mariah Carey damage.

All right, that's going to be two. Two Mariah Carey damage. Wow. He's holding its one ear. And am I adjacent to the one that broke? I would say so, yeah, for sure. I will walk up to it. The one that broke.

Yeah, I'm sprinting obviously because we're in a thing. do I think that I could mend the brokenness of this? With what spell? With mending. You have to make an Akhen-Arcana check to make that happen. Well, to make it happen or to check if I can make it happen. So I believe mending is just the physical. I mean, unless that would restore it, it's just the physical.

Right. So I'm just asking if it needs to be in the configuration. I would say that you could do cast mending, and if you make an accona-check. Right now, I'm just asking. I'm just asking if observing the crystal in a broken state, do I think that I could make a magic or put it together? I would say that that would be a worthwhile attempt. These are four pylons.

The only thing I could get. That we're handling with situable. What would I need to roll to succeed or feel at whether or not I could do that thing? The DC 20 of what? Of our company. Roll the base. Are you blessed? Nope. I fail. I fail with a

seven and that's a modified seven. You know the four. Oh my God. You. I look at the pieces and I'm like, what the fuck? I will turn then and knowing that I'm continuing to do Mariah carry damage to the big beast, I'll reload and I'll lock in and I will shoot at it. I will do damage in the form of, yikes, God, I'm an or nightmare. 14. Does that hit?

Yeah, no, it doesn't. Oh, yeah, it bounces off its armor, no, no problem. And so after that, you reach out to, to repair this pile on it, and you channel, mending, and it kind of, like, puts together a couple of the pebbles of the rubble, and it just, it just completely collapsed. Yeah, no, I mean, the disaster. It's not waxen seals? And, uh, with that, it then, then, spins around, and attempts to stab at Toa. That's gonna hit? Oh, is Toa, God damn it, I'm fucking prone.

I'm kidding. Are you fucking kidding me? Oh, I tried to move next to you. Fuck. Oh, I thought you did. Well, you're prone. Nine points of piercing damage plus one point of poison damage. That's five whole damage.

That's his legendary actions. Okay. Hershey, you're up. What are you doing? spending half a movement to stand up. You stand up, you do that. I'm still blinded, but technically I won't be blinded until that next.

You're either blinded until you. So you're blinded for one time. Okay. I will, I'll pump 10 of my lay on hands into myself. And then I will quaff my last regular healing potion. Her is it pumps and quaffs. Yeah, and then I will just move.

Pumps and quaffes is my specialty. under the pump and quam. I'm just going to move five feet closer toa, pump and quaff, and I'll be my turn. You do that. You feel the power of Morden entering you quite vigorously

as you pump yourself and bough yourself with Mordan's life. I think we need to take notice that aluminum monster said she pump and she quaffed. She clumped. She plumb and she quaffed. But most of the

Most importantly, she, cum, I don't know. Kumpfot, she Kumpkwai. Don't speak about my channel, that one. This is a mature stream, everybody. Don't you dare. Get my kids name out, you, right? As soon as that happens, you hear a loud, as suddenly these fantastimal, enormous, monstrous,

syside, demonic birds appear. And as the massive flock peckers. Meo, but once again, these massive creatures. Thanks, I hate it. These are the gas here, guys. So is our blindness gone? The blindness is gone.

Okay, cool. We're the other tokens? Yeah, yeah. They all show up? They all show up, but plus two more. Oh, I see. I see. Yeah, I'm gonna gas here does. Oh.

Very quickly gonna be out of gas. I would have also shouted, Nora, you've got some explaining to Duel. Get your ass and your boar down here. Not that she would. We don't know where they are. are right. We saw the monster and we saw the hunts master, but we have not seen Nora. We haven't seen Nora yet.

You remember her being in bed? Yeah. Fuck, fuck, I hope this woke her up. Okay, so two of them are attacking, attacking, uh, attacking, uh, two of them are attacking her. Okay, these are just rolling for hits, or do I need a roll? No, these are both rolling for hits. Both are going to hit. Wow.

So one is going to hit. hit that's going to be, are you serious? Four points of piercing damage. Okay. Con saving throw against poison. An advantage. Yep. 16. 16, so you succeed, so you take, uh,

so you take six points of piercing damage, poison damage. So, three. So three points of, no, that's a hat. Oh. That's half. See the full amount and then, yeah. So then four points of piercing. Yep.

And then how much? Six points. six points of poison. Six points of poison. Which is half. It was 12, but had that to six, would it say. Right? Yep.

Yep. Oh, no, half of half because you're a dwarf. But I make my save. So yeah, three points, three points. Okay, three points. Oh, okay, yeah. Two points. Okay, then the next one, the other one's gonna hit,

so that's going to deal another four points of piercing damage. Okay. Con saving throw. Yeah, yeah, 21. Yeah, so I'm just to tell you exactly what you take. Two points. points of poison and the total.

Thank you. So as you're resisting and you're wearing off this poison, okay, Toa, we have two attacks against you against these birds. I'm going to first attack at disadvantage when I'm post protection with my shield. Okay. Both perfectly missed them with that, with that attack

as Herzup raises up her shield and blocks them. We're going to then get one on the rest of you. We're going to get one on Caprice. That's going to fail miserably. We're going to get one on Lofti. I'm still prone, I don't know if it'll matter. 17. On lefty?

Is that ahead? Yeah. That's my AC. Why am I prone? No. You're not pro. I am. Oh, okay.

So that'll be five points of piercing damage on you as the beat bites into you. And you mean, constantly, eight of Pocis. 18, that'll succeed. So you take half of this. So total, we take five points of points of damage, plus three points of piercing damage. So 13 total. Felix, you get hit still. You take four points of piercing damage as the beak bites into you.

Please make a calm saving throw. Oh, Jesus. Six. Six. So you take the full amount of this, which isn't that much. Nine points of poison damage. So three piercing, or whatever I said, piercing, nine poison. Yep, got it.

Okay. So, we have one on Iris. Last one on Iris. 13. No. 13. So you manage to balk it with your buckler as the bird pierces in. With that, it is Luffy Star.

Okay, I am going to make a spoon attack on the two birds that are near me. Okay, do it. Rock and roll. Kill two birds with one spoon? Yeah, exactly, exactly. That is an 11, and, a big one, a lot. 11 misses, but the big one, I assume, hits.

Okay. Then we'll say it's the one that hits is that one. Yeah. Dead. Okay. It's dead, yeah. You smash into your loud crack in the six-eyed burn, lets out a wh-h-haw! And collapses the ground dead.

Okay. And then I'll just kind of like, hi-ya, back-kick. See the one that I missed with a spoon. Okay. You high off back kick, the long you miss with three, that's Lex Felix. And I don't hit it because I'm a dummy. 13?

Don't forget, you're still blessed. You missed. Oh, damn it, let me blush myself. Bless yourself before you wreck yourself. Oh, fuck. Okay, that adds four, so that's 14. Yeah, I'll do. 14 will do, yeah.

You elbow it in the face, as it's a little sickening. as it was a little sickening crack as it collapses to the ground, dead. Okay, and then I'm going to spend a key point and move to the bird in the center and make two punch attacks on it. Oh shit, okay, you do that.

Damn. Months. Oh, God. Four. Critical fail. Oh, I don't know. And a, what is it? 14.

14. Both of those failed. Hold on, I didn't block myself. 16 is the A's Failed. 16 is the ASEA. Okay, so that's 14, 18. 18. 18 at 1, and all hit, roll damage. Thank you, bless. Thank you, thank you. It is nine damage. You feel your fist heading, and you feel like it's getting missed, and then all of a sudden you feel the loses guidance, guide your hand,

giving yourself an uppercut against this bird creature, It doesn't do as much as you'd expect, but 13 have to be six. What level? Because I know monks eventually their punches become magical. Oh, shit. Do you know, here, I can check. I don't think I'm magic. I don't know.

I don't think that's the thing. Pretty early on. Pretty early on. It is early, it might be six, though, so let's move on. Okay, so 109, I'll just say. And I'll just engage and just move a couple stuff back. You bash it, you do an upperc, and you back up. hitting this bird creature.

And with that, it's going to turn to the next pylon, shoot a beam of black magic towards it. And it is going to let out, open its mouth, and spray this horrific pestilence all around it. I need Lofti, Toa, and Hersha

to make... What's the range on it? Uh, I would say, say it's 15 feet. Okay. So, yeah, Lifty Toa and Herja making a constant saving ground. Is this poison?

Yes. That's good. Fucking dwarfs, man. Fuck, I roll a two and a five. So that's an eight. Fail? 20. Succeed?

Lifty? 18. So, Herja, you are poisoned. As this horrific pestil and seeps into your body. You start coughing. As this horrific, disease seeps into the zemotic creature, breathes it into you. Okay.

As it sources channel, let's beam in 2D1, that beam, that pile on it. Correct. Correct. So poison is a condition. It's not like I'm taking damage right away, or... In the beginning of treatment, we'll think I'd be yourself with the damage. Okay, gotcha. And so, with that, it is Felix Sterling. I'm going to use half my movie to stand up. Okay.

I'm going to use my last level two spell slot to cast scorching. You do that? Three attacks. You do that. Nice. Fucking dicks. Uh, 14. Your blocks, your bluffs, your blot.

Blast, blast. Can't pick up these fucking- Who are you hit? Nice. The big guy. The big guy. Yep, that will hit. Uh, 17?

That will hit. Uh, 27. All three will hit the big guy. Jesus. How's he looking? Nice. 10, 16th, something, the 18, 90, 20. 21.

41. Four of damage. Jesus Christ. So you see Felix heave himself up after being blinded, knocked down by these horrific phantasmal flock. And these monstrous birds are all swarming around you. This monstrous bird creature is attempting to destroy a second one of these pylons. And he stands up, reaches into his coat, grabs something inside. His hand glows three points of this orange fiery magic.

All three shoot out. and then converge onto this monstrous, boulder creature blast. Every single one hits and it lets out as it takes the full brunt of this fire damage. And it then takes the opportunity to do legendary action and fuck you guys up. Is it concentrating on blowing up the pillar?

Or is that? It is. So it's three separate. It maintains. It's good. It maintains a good call. and maintains it. And so it then starts flapping its wings.

As the wings flap, I need both Toa and Bursha to make a deck saving throw. I have advantage of those. Oh my God. Can't melt those. Be something serious. Nine. No.

And. And what do you get? 12. 12. 12. Bless, bless, bless. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Thank you. I'm not saying it anymore, but also this is the last round of stop. Passes. Woo-hoo! All right. So, three points of- Three points of blood DNA that you were knocked prone as the horrific

wind force. Do you keep being knocked down, Perja? I don't, can't believe it was business. It's, it's, it's, I get knocked down, but I... Get out. Can you say Irma, like, Hurricane Irma? Is it. Oh.

After she'd be knocked. Turmoot's from our last. Toil hero. Toil hero. I'm 100% going to do my first attack, now that this is gone. I'm going to do my first attack on all Bigfellow. Although he doesn't really attack. I guess he didn't because sometimes.

Big feller. That hits. It hits. On 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 14, 15 damage. In the first one? How much terms? What did I say? 15.

That's not half, though, is it? No. No. Okay. It's all magical and all good. You slam in with your mall. Okay. So.

And then I'm going to turn and just, I blew up one of these birds. Did you make a concentration save? Bob. Oh, I don't know. That's a good point. Well, he passes. He's channeling his black bean. Man, he's on that shit.

He is. Yeah. I'll kill one of these birds. I'll kill this bird here. That's on your tree. Okay. You smash in with your mall and just completely, incinerates into feathers.

Okay. And with that, it is, Hurdus down, flips spear around, attempts to stab at Hersia. Not a bit or so. It isn't? No, because I marked him again. It fails horrifically.

Is that a letter? 14? 14? Or these last legendary action to attempt to... 14 doesn't hit, nope. No, no. You managed to roll out of the way as Toa.

Toa's, you see these kind of shimmering, bluish spirits. you see a large turtle, a shark, a boar, this two-legged, large bird kind of swirling all around him that seems to distract this bird monster. You're into that first. My eyes glow blue. His eyes go blue, is his tattoo glow. And he's the avatar.

And it misses. Not actually. I'm not good. Iris, you're up. Okay, so with this, this would finish blast. So I'm going to cast. Oh, sorry,

do you think. Well, this is the greatest spell of that time. Yeah. I can remember you had it. If I engrainy it

in my brain, I know you have it all remember it. I'm going to 3D print little tokens to get back. They have a bounce on them.

Oh. Yes, that's even better. I don't have them 3D printed yet, obviously. I love that. Anyway, I'm going to cast Bain on him

and the two guys. Bain? You mean, Bain? Yeah. On him and then the two guys behind

Before you do that, tell me about Bain. Why does he wear the mask? Just kidding. So a Christmas saving throw from all of them. From... Christmas saving throw from all of them. I love Christmas. I love Christmas. I'm a big guy.

And then the two guys... So big guy Jenkins. He's advantaged. Big Min. Are you fucking nine plus business? He got the Mariah Carey screaming in his ears. Charisma. 14. No. He fails.

He fails. Wait, what is it? 16. What does it do that? He has Bain. on him. So every time he makes a saving throw or an attack, he has to roll a D4 and subtract it. Okay.

That's concentration? It is, yeah. So we don't know we're not blessed anymore. No, blessed finished after this. I've been tracking the way. Oh, oh, good. Okay. It was only up for... And what are their birds? And I had to subtract two for casting it right. So what are the birds? The two behind Toa. I can't see that. It's six and two. Or wait. Six and six and eight. Six and eight.

Six and eight. Six and eight. Sixth exceeds. A fails. So eight and big bad. Yeah, eight and big bad. Eight and Bigman. Bigman. And... And that's my... That's my whole thing.

Okay. So as Iris raises up her weapon and her buckler glows, you just see these black and white bandages kind of rising off these mummy bandages sort of swirl around. this demonic bird creature and starts to constrain him

and one of his flock. And with that, which one is bamed? Sorry, eight. Eight is bade. Six, six. Capricer up. Cabrucci. I'm still concentrating on,

no, get out of here. I'll fucking kill you. We'll get D6. Yeah, I get my B6 a fantastimal action on what about me. Mariah Harry, Harry. Yeah, I'm right. Very nice, very nice.

Gotta give it up. Gotta give it up for Martin. Mariah Carey, ladies, gentlemen. Excellent damage. It's got to love it. And it clutches its head and it's looking incredibly weak. Wow. Oh, man.

Good. It's just, eh. Yeah. So do some shit? Shoot it in the arms. Yeah. I should do some shit. It should do some shit.

Thunderwings, sounds. It's got so little shit. I will viciously mock him. I will viciously mock him to death for the kill. It better be good, dude. If you're going to finish him all this way, this better be, this better cut him to the quick.

You have to do it. Is it a saving note? I have no idea. I forget what vicious mockery does. Gotta play it for good luck. Give me a plug and play. Yeah. Jesus, or did you give him the plug.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I don't remember how vicious mockery. It's the spells. It's a bar. It's a bar feature. No, it's a spell, darling. I do not believe that the-

It's a spell. I'm thinking it's cutting works. I'm cutting it. Yeah, no, no, no. I got it. We got it. We've got some, we've saved. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Wisdom saving. The same. Bain. Bain. Oh, thank you for the hall. Welcome to our family. Bain is 21, what I gotta do for Bain? Minus the D4.

A D4. 21 minus 1, 20. Okay, you succeed. What is your, what's your Bishmomper? 16. Well, I wouldn't. You would say it. I would?

Yeah. I know that we're listening to Mariah Carey, but I would turn to him and I would say, you better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out. You better watch out.

You better watch out. You better watch out. And it looks at you and like, and this keeps jamming his beam. That's the end of my turn. It doesn't. It's kind of cause damage. I am confusion.

Yeah. And with that, That's where it's turn. So how does this poison thing work? Because I have disadvantaged on attacks and ability checks. Is that a check I make at the end of my turn for poisoned? Or can I make it now? You can make it again?

You will make it the inner turn. Not in the beginning. All right. Fuck it. I'm spending five points of lay on hands to cure myself of this bullshit. That's your, you tap. Lesser reparations. Pump it into you.

Yeah. I'm going to stand the fuck up. You stand up. You tap your movement. And I'm going to fucking whack this guy. All right. with my flail of Doom, Dakota. That'll hit with a 20?

That'll hit, yeah, for sure. For sure. That'll be five bludgeoning damage which is a magical weapon. Five bludging damage? Sorry, redact that because the lay-on hands was in action. You're right.

I will instead use my bonus action. I am standing now to attempt to shove it. Okay, you're standing and you're attempting to shove it with your shield. Yep. Good morning. 13 for athletics. 13 for athletics? No.

It's a seven. Oh, I've seen it. As you shut your shield. You're bained. It's not going to. Yeah, no, it's not going to be it. As you go, and it goes, and it doesn't budding it at all.

It is a massive demonic burden on the time. And with that, that's your turn. That's your turn. It is the layer action, my favorite action of all. I said that. Yeah, I rammed my funny bone into the... It's going to let out once again, another, and the massive fantamble flock swarms down and pecks at your eyes.

I need everyone to make a deck saving throw. Birds. Not the birds. They're in my eyes. What do you say? Decks? Decks. I mean decks. 16?

25. 15? 16. 16. Sixes? I finally fucking passed on. How much? How long?

Fifteen. Fifteen. Liffed. Liffed. I don't have. Jesus. How much? Fifteen.

Yes. Every single one of you. May there's just come to cover your eyes and bat off the phantasmal flock that has been summoned by this rock lord. And or demon lord, I don't know. And and you've been able to force off the layer action. And with that, you were no longer whatever it was. Wait, it wasn't? We were not affected.

We weren't affected. Yeah, no. It's not. Lifty, you're up. I'm gonna rush at the Biggin and, um. Cubs stand next to me. I'm gonna rush, yeah, I'll rush and do, what I want to do. I'll just make some bows.

I'll throw a bows at him. Where is clicking chicken? Cleggin chicken. Oh, wait, go ahead. Hey, my name! him anyway. My name. My name is cliquity.

My name is cliquity. No. No, but he's banged. Hey, tell me about babe. Why does he really the clickety chick's been? To be fair, we're all blessed in certain ways. Well, then a lot.

12 misses like a bitch. A lot. Rough. Oh. Six damage. and I'm going to send a key point that's half. That's bad.

It's level six that they become magical. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you punch him in the, in the beak, and he is like, br-re-br-re-he. He's still looking weak as fuck, though, TdH Fav. He's looking real rough. You have to make sure when you roll your concentration that you're minusing that B-4, because it's against the same thing

I am. I am. It's, yeah, no, he's been rolling very well. Okay. Fuck of me, man. If I'll hit one more, is the 20 to hit for one more. Metal hit. That'll be nine damage,

and then I'll disengage and just back a little bit. To that, far damage. As you kind of boop him in the snout, he kind of grabs his nose and he'll roll his bay-pane. And he still rolls a tremendous gnaw. As you boop him in the snout,

out and as it gets to his turn, he extends his hand. And you hear the shattering as the next pylon shatters of the seal. Yeah. Sorry, guys. Can you back me away too? You can, yes, for sure. How many? Just a couple steps, just doesn't engage in his back away.

So he's then going to. So it's the shake weight. It's the shake weight. It's a shake weight. So then he's going to look at Toa and then reach out with his one free talent and swipe at near. Great. 16? Okay. You can slice again with a salmon? You also have to roll the D4s.

Yeah, I mean, natural one doesn't relate. It's fine. Thanks. It's fine. And then you know what? He's going to tell him again on tell him. He's going to go all in on to him. It'll be a negative two.

Plus seven, so that'll be a fine. Wow, that's cute worth in the previous big thing there. Have you ever read a big bad roll a negative one? I remember that. I remember that from last time. So a negative two feels really good.

Felix are up. All right. As he then turns his attention to the third. or Rick sends a hand in the last, say the Black Bee. I'm gonna gas fire mold. You do that.

That'll be a 24. That'll hit. And because I'm level five, I get an extra D10. Yeah, you do. That's fucking beautiful. I'm up. That's the max 20 hours old.

Nice. 16 points of damage. Holy shit. Yeah, do damage. More damage, please. How do you like to do this? Ah! Ah!

Um, it's a fire bolt. Um, so I want to set the fire bolt. I don't know, straight, like, just right between the eyes. Yes, with, while he's fantastic, we can't hear it, but he can hear it. And he, his last thoughts are of this song playing in his head as he's burning alive. His face is called on fire. It was getting the best part too, the, ooh, baby.

All right, period. I was just down Bolton street between the eyes. All this demonic bird creature wants for Christmas is to not get insiderated by fireball Well, next one. Just you want a street release of death, which we provided. And maybe that's the case. And you see Felix kind of reaching once again

and he uses the quick handsharp he snaps his fingers and a bolt of fire erupts from and as the broccoli is trying to destroy the third pylon, this horrific melancholy music wrapping its brain it is unable to even notice as it just hit the side of its head

catches on fire and ignites its feathers just catch and its entire bodies and lets out this horrific squawking screeching sound and it's all of the birds that it has summoned also die with it as it shrivels

in to this mass and the horrific creature is done. Woo. Success, my dudes. Well, it's timely because that was about all I had left. He's making a list. He's checking it twice. He's going to find out.

He's going to find out. He's going to find out. He's going to find out. He's going to find out. You're so fucking weird. Holy shit. I don't know where you're going with these songs, but I have,

appreciate them nonetheless. You'll know if we ever become anime. Let me tell you. Jesus, I... I don't want to be on your bad side. As soon as this happens as this creature just disintegrates into flame,

a shadow cast over this with the ruined fragments of the roof kind of flickering down when you see Jammini, he says, kill our own fucking herpes, finally! You guys...

Oh, no, you guys took your business It's okay, that's fine. Is the fight still going on up there, or is everyone all right? No, we conveniently ended it just a second ago. Well, that seems to be about the time length that fights happen. We happen to take care of this big boy here. There might be some broken shit. We needed to unbreak the broken shit.

Did you say that you were fighting herpes? I'm really sorry to hear that. If that's the case, that must have been in a really painful battle. for you like right now. That must be why she drinks so much alcohol. Do you have to like none of the pain? It's all coming together. I don't know what that is, but I want to,

I'll tell him all over the conversation. I think I'm just not listening to this and I'm just going to go and I'll make sure he's in the arc. It's very important and like kind of roll them over and just kind of inspect them all of it. You do that and you're rolling over. Make an investigation check please. 18.

18. He's clearly dead. He's clearly dead. And... D-D-D-S-D-S-A. Is he wearing a shirt? This demonic creature crumbles. You see the remnants,

the occasional fallen demonic bird and harpy and other creature. All avian. Dead. Laying at your feet. It's lifeless. Two of these pylons, however, seem to be destroyed and the sigill, your feet. It's pulsing wildly, almost seemingly pulsing louder and more violently with every passing moment.

Does it look like it's pulsing more violently because of stress from the lack of the other two? I would say yes. where the fuck are they freaking what's his hunter master guy has it been under this fucking lodge this whole time do they know about this? I think that absolutely the answer is yes this seems like the kind of thing that you

protect in secrecy and make vows about and like you know like you don't talk to tell you tell people that they can't comprehend it but realize this four pylons that seems like the kind of thing yeah yeah well maybe could jamini could you go look for him Is he around?

Felix, can you fix this? I'm trying. I am also trying. I am also trying. I'm with Felix. I'm trying as hard as I can. I'm here for moral sport. I'd like to check it to see

if this is something I've ever seen before, and whether that's intelligence or arcana, whatever. And then I'd also like to virtually test detect magic. Okay. I would say we can't have come to see if you've seen anything like this before. I'm thinking of 10 minutes. It'll be a 26.

Okay? I would say that you investigate this that seems like incredibly powerful binding magic, imprisoning magic. But like I haven't recognized the pattern

or anything. This is something that's completely a good man to. If I still want to take the 10 minutes to virtually cast detect magic just to see if you can or are willing to tell me to school. Well, if we've got ten, ten minutes, I mean, I have theoretically the idea that, like, there's something happening here.

If all these pylons have been destroyed, I mean, they set a lot of their resources here just, I mean, all of the cardinal directions just to fuck our shit up. And they came here to break these pylons. Was that their ultimate objective? That seems, it seems like they might release some sort of, sort of horrible evil, in addition to everything that was happening. Can you fix it? Every second is getting stronger.

As it starts to pulse more violently. Oh, we don't have 10 minutes, buddy. I'm working on this. I'm going to try, I'm going to try immediately mending, but in a very specific way. I don't want to. Okay, make another Arcona check. TC20 is looking out of beef. What are you doing? I need to roll up 17. What are you mending? I'm going to, seeing what he's doing, I'm going to put my hand on him.

and make the scales of a nubis tip in your favor and I'm going to cast guidance on him. Okay. You do that. You get a D4 as well. Yeah. Bean. Oh shit, girl. 21.

I will roll a 24 to amend. I'm going to push myself into that as much as I can. So you see Caprice start to pull out his viol, start to play very... What does it sound like, Caprice?

and he starts with madness. Yeah, it's 100% Mariah Carey's, but like in a very slow and beautiful way. You're really, you're really, very slow. As this minor cue wails through, you go to see the sweat appear on Caprice's brow as he, as this veins of the pulse. As it's harder and harder and harder. And he struggles more and more and more. and the notes start to get more and more erratic.

And almost this power cord erupts through the cavern. And the... And the remaining... The final destroyed pillar is mendent. One still seems to be destroyed. And pulses more radically than you had... been when you had seen it, but it's slowing down. That's not a lot out of me. I'm not going to lie. That was a lot.

But it's still pulsing? It's still pulsing. Well, I hate to say it, but I think you're going to have to attempt to do the next one. Well, with your assistance, I mean, let's go do this. Can you not sweat on me this? I know. I mean, I'm just sweating in general. But when you're playing and you're going like this and it's getting all over me. Yes, I mean, you know, and I don't appreciate licking up your sweats on. Hold, I mean, you look me a lot.

Let's just hold my shoulder. You're sleeping. How did you know that? Let's go. We're going to take a second attempt. And I guess I'll, I guess I will make the same attempt at mending. He said a Carcana. I will definitely need that.

No, no, that's not a six. A little less next. I'm going to really work that. could be old. The note strike and resonating colors and nothing fucking happened. I don't,

if this one differed somehow, I don't understand. Well, that, the song, didn't have as much oomph. It didn't have as much oof? No, they didn't,

they didn't get him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you guys go get him. I'm gonna continue to try to. Oh, can I fucking go get those assholes? Oh, that's what I was saying. Oh, that's the, yeah, survive the guy's eyes.

She runs off, and it takes no more than a minute before you see a shadow loom over you, massive frame of Hunt Master Bone Flesher, and he leaps in, and she extends a hand. Oh, God. And you see his hands start to glow, a bow in one hand, his quiver nearly empty, blood smearing his face and his body. he's reached out of his hand is placed onto the ruins of this pylon and his eyes gloss over and

his eyes roll back and suddenly in a far more flashy version compared to what Capriese did it reassembles more flashy it is and the pylon reassembles and the

humming red sigil of the chains across this swirling, gyrating spiral Simba maintains. So he repairs everything that I was attempting to...

He does. So the fourth one says... Well, well done, buddy. I was just about to finish it off myself, but, you know, I kind of loosened it for you. This podcast is brought to you by our Patreon.

Become a patron today at patreon.com slash legends of avatrous and gain access to tons of exclusive perks, including a monthly movie night and a weekly Patreon exclusive campaign set on the high seas, shroud over saltmarsh. You can also go to the crooked moon.com to pick up your own copy of our first published supplement, The Crooked Moon, a folk horror tome for Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition. And don't forget to snag all of the extra goodies like dice, miniatures, plushies, a tarot deck, and more. Thank you. So.

What happened down here? What do you mean what happened? You've heard that freaking crash. We were shouting for you to come take a look. I was killing hundreds of lobbies. Where the hell was in bed? Nora sleeping in bed? She looked like she was completely fine yesterday to come out and help.

She was still horribly wounded. Just because she wasn't dead. Does it mean that she was fine to fight? Well, we came down here to take care of business. Look at the bodies down here. motherfucker right here. I put my leg up on him and I point at him. Look at

what's happening. This guy had very clear instructions to take care of these pylons and he did a really fucking great job. He would have gotten away with it if it not. What is the point of these crazy magical gems? He looks around

and he says to see some of the hunters kind of appear around. Give away! Get away right now. Go and Go to your boats! And he started to see the immediately stand your attention, they walk around. And his voice booms through.

And he looks at all of you and he says, What you saw here was not expected, and I would go to the grave with such a secret. And now you are part of this. Join me. You must get someplace safe. Some place quiet. Are we not safe here, right?

there. He looks up, there's rubble falling from the ceiling of the collapsed roof, the collapsed floor that has plummeted into this basement. I would say no. Who knows what the hoppies? Or cancou or rock o'is. It's a cancun. I mean, honestly, I hope he did,

but what I'll see is this ceiling hole isn't going to repair itself. How can we guarantee that these pylons remain secured? This guy seemed particularly and motivated to take care of business. Join me in my office.

You've got a raging hole through like three floors of this building. There's nothing to do to fix this first? Can you do this? Well, I don't know. You just like wave your hand in front of a pylon and fix it after it took Caprici like almost 10 minutes to do it.

Yeah, that was... It was this that didn't! He rips open his shirt. Oh, my God. And you see a tattoo on its person. A swirling, jagged spiral with chains across it. Oh, my God.

Tattoo of chains? Yeah. This is the first time I've ever seen a tattoo like this. Nora has one on the back. I'm sorry? Laura has one on the back. Oh, yeah? How do you know?

So you recognize this whole thing? Yes, of course. What's the connection? I guess you'll tell us in your office? Do you even have an office anymore? I hope so if I don't. You'll shit out of luck. Well, let's go, but also...

It's been a bit of ten minutes, right? I'm just waiting. So you still have cast him in a bit of ten minutes? I would say that Felix finally cast a text magic. It's cool. What would be... That would be abjuration. Yeah, abjuration.

Yeah, the abjuration magic. And an incredibly strong, a source of abjuration magic that you've, even in your history of working in Zemtra and studying and dealing in the military, a source this strong you've ever experienced. Got it. Well, I don't know if I have a shirt that I'll fit you, bud. I know you just ripped that one off. You certainly don't.

I don't really wait sheds per se. Sorry. Yeah, he's got tattoos too. It's worth noting. But it's true. Like Caprice said, not only did this have this thing have some sort of a direct mission, it knew this was here.

Your secret's not that secret. That is what I am so worried about. We pass a secret down for generations. None of the seals should be known to them. Say how more? He looks at you. I have spoken too much. No, okay, that's enough.

All right. We freaking saved your city from devastation from these like, oily, greasy bird people that I've never fucking seen. I don't know if you've seen them. Capricci back home in you and I've never seen these kinds of folk before. They're nasty, they're unfriendly, and they smell like ass. They're really quite funny. They're really quite smell.

Yeah, and quite frankly, you know, we did quite a bit of work on them. I don't think we should be hiding anything from each other anymore. We're only here to help. She's exaggerating. She did most of the work. Look, he's already said if we would move our asses and get to his office, he would tell us more. So maybe we should cut the small talk and get there. Tell me a boost.

You got to, where, are you just, oh. I thought you were going to. I would say you all eventually scramble out of this hole in the... It takes me three at three. I take six months, nearly. I take 13 in the air. I'll make the range, mainly... I'll make it.

I would if it wasn't one, 12 in the morning, 1.21 in the morning. And you all eventually make really at the top. You see the rookie hunters at the Lockfeather Lodge looking very, very shaken. As you look around, you have to see it, there's a number of, the calm has come over this lodge. But at a cost, you see a number of bodies with the green tarps pulled over them. You ruin bodies of all sorts of harpy, kanku, and strange, demonic-looking bird creature.

as the huntmaster guides you through the halls of the lodge to his personal quarters, he pulls out a key ring, opens a door, opens and welcomes you in. You see a small personal fire

roaring with a stone chimney towards the ceiling, towards the roof of this structure. You see the number of chairs and bookcases and large desk and very, very large four-post bed. As he reaches over and goes to an alcohol cabinet, opens it as... I assume you only need this as much as I do. And he pulls out seven glasses and pours each of you, a strong pour of whiskey. You don't also have a smoke, do you? Well, actually I do have some good...

You have a pipe. I'll take it. He pulled out a little pack of a pouch, and he grabbed his long clay pipe, and he puts some into his pipe, and he passes you the satchel. Take it and roll it very quickly and form myself a little cigaro

and put into the side of my mouth, light it and pass back the tobacco. He grabs it and puts it away. They were not supposed to know of the seal. Why anyone knew of the seal? Especially the forces of the abyss. Um, well, I don't mean to overstep my bounds, but when you have the symbol tattooed on your body

and Nora gets abducted by those that are more than likely working with them, It's a dead giveaway that seal exists, and I hate to say it, but you might want to be more careful that way you put it. That should give a simple tattoo, should not give away where or what we are doing. I mean, can you move the seal in general?

No. It has to be here. The seal is older than you or I or any of our ancestors. My point is that if the seal is known at all. If someone were to see it on her body while they have her caged,

it's not going to take that long to figure out where she comes from, especially carrying around a bow that looks like that. I don't think those that the tactics are related to the whole nation. You don't think that those

who attacked us were related to everything that we saw before? No. Why would they not wage an all-out war? Why was the hobbies? Why was the kangaroo? Those are not minotors or goat creatures or centaurs or ogres or giants.

I mean, since I've come to Striga, that's a fair point. Since I've come to Striga, I've only seen beasts ally with other beasts so far. So it only makes sense that there is going to be a winged alliance with the ogres and the trolls we've seen up to this point. Demons hate other demons. You are devil, you do not understand. What I have done, what Nora must do. And I don't know if she can at this point. You say this is a seal. What is it sealing? One of the seals.

It's one of the seals. Is it sealing anything in particular way? How do I know I can trust the six of you? because if it weren't for us that thing would be broken and whatever is bowling it, whatever it's being held in, at least one of the seals would be gone. If it's any consolation,

did you have a chance to speak with Nestor? Nestor is a well-meaning lad who is mostly incumbent. I guess my point is that if you spoke to him, you'll know that you can trust me because you'll never see me again and I would hope that you'd forget my face.

I intend to vanish and essentially just disappear. That may mean something to you, but to me, he turns back to Iris. He looks at you. What do you know of this cleric? I know nothing of this, but a vision from a god, my god, has led me here for that purpose.

Whatever that is, the vision of raven wings and a tomb. far unlike any I've seen in my entire life. And it strikes fear in my heart. That seal you wear upon your chest and that Nora has upon her back, that seals that I stood upon and watched my friends be attacked

by this evil creature. That is the reason that I'm here. I think we'll show you to check on the vantage points. At 25. Runs his hand over his beard. Only because you destroyed the demon have came. I will tell you of my... ancient vow I will tell you that this is one of the twelve seals that has chained

the way the chained god I cannot tell you more because I do not know more I know this seal and this is my duty to know any more or to be allowed a force to have the tools to awaken the chain God. Would you know in your heart of heart if the other the seals had been compromised. I would not know. I would not know who keeps the seals are. I would not know where the seals are. I would know this seal, and I would know I would protect the seal with my life.

Who is the chief god? Is that somebody that you worship? Absolutely not. It is the God that was locked away in the beginning of the cosmos. The beginning of time, if all 12 seals were to be broken, I fear. Doom not just for strigger, but for ventrists as a whole. So there are 11 other guardians of your type with that same tattoo?

That is what I've been told with. I do not even know if that is true. The four objects that are at each pillar, that hold the seal close, right? Right? Yes. Have they been broken before, to acknowledge? Didn't pass down for generations. Well, we're going to need to do a lot of work to really cover those up and, you know, further protect that. I mean, there's a hole in that ceiling in that room.

Like, two of them were destroyed just tonight. It's crazy. Crazy it is! I will put my best craftsman. Crasmen, on repairing, the seal chamber, and the lodge itself. But you cannot stay here. Well, what can we do? You can leave.

You've done enough. It is our burden to bear. Whatever is happening with the whole Legion, I pray it is not related to this. How do we know that there are additional waves of flying creatures and what have you to... We do not heal. And that is the last thing, and that the whole continent might erupt as soon as the fourth one of those guys goes. Do you plan the spend the rest of your life here, sitting and waiting for the flapping of wings? No, I think we're a bit bolder than that, but I just thought I'd ask.

Well, to your point, I knew a guy in the Kravaki military, he was responsible for disarming traps and things on, you know, opposing forces. who leave on the battlefield, and I asked him once, I said, what happens if one of those, is it stressful? What happens if one of those things that goes off? He basically looked at me and said, well, if it does, then suddenly it's no longer my problem. It's kind of the situation we'd be in here, right? If this is the only remaining seal,

and we have no way of knowing or protecting it, and doom comes to a ventrists, then all of a sudden it won't really be all in the world problems anymore. You know, I haven't known that long, Felix, but that's the best story you've ever told. I really appreciate that. Let's move on. I feel actually way better.

Well, do you... I mean, I'm just... We'll be okay. Can you withdraw all your forces to protect it better? We'll call the horn. We'll sound the horn. We'll draw all of our forces back. The horn in Egypt is no longer our concern.

The court of our kids, military, the anti-enforcers can deal with it. It is not our concern no longer. It seems totally crazy to

me that there's like some ineffable, unstoppable evil underneath these seals. And you don't know the other seals and you can't magically communicate with the other seals and you have no idea if you're the last front of defense or if you're

the first front of defense. My opponent friend, imagine if there was such a way if I knew all of the other seals and you had a little contempt all you had to do

was walk in here kill me and learn all of my secrets and learn all of the locations of all the other seals would that not be the easiest walk in the pot

to opening the pathway for the chain guard to being resurrected you still have to go and then it's a kind of for another time.

I think I've made my point. Well, is there a way that maybe you could communicate with us if such danger were to come upon your city? Like, do you have any means of communication either magically or by, you know, outpost? Yeah, you could alert us while we're on our travels so that we can make haste back here? I can send an eagle messenger. Eagles are good. Or good.

Maybe we can come up with a safe one. My eagles are good, yes. So if we're just walking along and an eagle suddenly stops and swoops down on our shoulder, we should not kill it, is what you're saying. I would hope he would not. Okay. I mean, that seems... It's nice to know in advance.

Yeah, it is nice to know in advance, so that you don't just immediately kill that kind of beast. Yeah, 100%. Well, I think that you have things covered. Again, we're only six of us, so I think if you... We call back your whole force. You should be fine against a similar kind of attack. Yeah.

And, you know, like I said, either we're right, or suddenly it's none, any of our problems anymore. Well, I prefer the world not blow up. Me too. You misunderstand me. Of course I would like to keep living. I have things to do.

I need to find my brother. But if this thing is as horrible as they say it is, and this is the last bastion remaining seal, then I guess we'll find out. Do you know if there's like two seals, four, a ventress dozen? A dozen, exactly right.

Oh, I nailed them right out of the gate. That's great. It's almost as if he had told you previously. I did. That is exactly right. Well, I don't know. I don't hear that. Not too long ago. You know, you were just talking to the horn side.

Horns or not. What are you got more on this side? You now know the scope of what is being dealt with in this land of Strigger. You understand now why this land is how it is. Although the burden is big for you and Nora to carry, there is some relief and grace and knowing that you're not alone in this, and that there are hopefully 11 other pairs maybe just like you that are out there protecting the seal.

I pray we are the first that has been intact in such a way. If we are the last, then may the gods help us all. And for what it's worth is at least one God with his eye on Stradin. I hope there is more. We can use all the health we can get. Murder day is with all of us, too. Is there anything we can do before we head out? I appreciate that we need to make our weight, kind of,

and there's a giant legion of hornedness making its way towards Zentra and their governmentalness. But, you know, what if we... What if we say and help with one thing? Can we do one thing? If you could pick one thing for us to do, what we'd pick. I think it's true to be first to leave.

I'd have to second that. We're leaving? I think it's about time. I thought we were going to fix the floors, maybe. I think he said he was going to have... His... And you throw a car over it for something. What are we going to do in the other son builders?

I'm not sure about you. I can climb up a wall, but I can't fix one. No, I can really, really slowly mend the problem. I mean, back to that whole pillar thing. I don't fix things. I mostly just burn them. All right, you know, all right. I get it.

You can burn the dead bodies. Look, at the end of the day, my God is the one that sent me here for this purpose, and I have to side with Felix on this. and say that I don't believe that this place here is where I'm meant to be at this moment. And you guys have been really exciting. What does that mean?

Well, you said you sided with Felix. I'm exciting? No, sided. Siding? Like the side of the house? Oh, you mean the fact that I side with him? Well, if I didn't side with him, he'd be dead right now. Toad just left him to die. I had to rush to him, bringing back to life twice.

You have to be so offensive. I'm just saying that you really sided. Yes, and I prefer not to. It really bothers me when it happens. And it's something far more often. That's all I'm saying. We're making a pretty good team. Yeah, she resurrected me too, so she, if it weren't for her,

we would all be fucking chicken, chicken, chicken, frigatee, are you? And with that. What are you? Chicken friccice? I think that what we've done here is far more than we could have ever hoped. Those seals could be completely destroyed, but they're not the whole. And I believe now, with your name, him calling back the Rangers and all of the people, that they... Homebred?

Yes, sure. Oh, yes, yes, that's name. Home Fletcher. That's such a creepy name. No offense. I flesh the bombs of my enemies. Yes, I was hoping you weren't going to put it that way. That's exactly what that means.

I call him Fletchy. It's pretty. Anyway, my point is that with reinforcing... reinforcement's coming, I don't think that we're needed here. I think we're needed at the other seals, where they're not aware of the threat that awaits them. So whatever we have to do to find them, that is my goal. I think we can keep going,

but I just have like a bad juju feeling about leaving this kind of like gaping hole in the building, but we could go. I think they have it under control and these horrible monster army marching towards the city that we're all kind of going towards anyway. So Nestor has graciously offered to do this day And he's offered that we bring a few barrels of Whiskey for hips

So Can we say that? No, I'm Pardon me I'm not talking about where But where the hell was a janitly When all of you were falling together She, the bug bear was

I think far more heroically than I would expect for a bug bear With an I sell credited She murdered quite a number of the horrible copies. She's quite capable. She is shockingly capable for a loathsome oath. Well, then to her was saying, continue to. Well, I was just saying that if you're all right with us taking Nesta away, obviously things have changed,

so maybe he won't come with us anymore, but just wanted to see if that was an amenable kind of solution where, you know, perhaps we could give Nesta something. honorable to do if he wouldn't be entirely helpful. And in thanks to Gemmati for what she did with the harpies, provide him with some whiskey. He thinks from up when scratched the side of his face, kind of around subconsciously a finger over the bottom,

one of the scars. And he thinks he is, while going with you is far more useful than Nestor could be here, that is for sure. Do what you will. We will enjoy a feast tonight to celebrate our success in honor those who died in the battle. Do you mind if we stay? You may stay for another night with razor glass to those who died.

We will celebrate the fact that the seal was not broken and then a work begins anew tomorrow. At the beginning of our evening last night, you and Nora were telling us we couldn't comprehend the vow that you guys take and the nature of your duty here. Have we started to tip our toes a little bit into that duty when we're covering that seal? Tiny tip of a pinky saw there.

We have the minds of children. a fraction so there's more to know than just there's evil and also a seal you do not know when I say the chain god you green and make stupid

fucking jokes the fear that I have and even considering the fact that one of the seal is broken something that will harm me for the rest of my days I pray you never know such fear We'll feast tonight.

You are welcome for another night. Tomorrow you shall leave. That sounds fine. Yeah. We'll get an early stock and we'll be out of the way. Then this is agreed. I thank you and our order will show you the science tonight. Now let us get back to building until it is time to eat and drink.

I mean, I sure took a beating. Would you happy to have a blacksmith in town? We have someone who is an amateur. I'll pass. I can't trust amateurs around this side. I do not blame you. A smack Dakota proudly. We are more of arrowheads and banging out so it's not intense armor.

And more of a flail head myself. We generally do not use such bludgeoning weapon, but I admire your commitment to your own. Her name's Dakota. It is a veteran. She is. What was the word toa? Scipientia.

I am going to get that to work. She's Ocelia. I've only given you this much information because I felt like it was owed for the debt. I owe you for saving this seal. and also Nora and Nora self twice

the feast tonight would be the extent of what I can offer and thanks until then I will assist with the debt

much appreciated until dinner then until dinner then let us go he opens the door to his personal quarters and he leads you all out and you begin

work anew and restoring the protected barriers of the one seal that you know this alleged chain God. And that is where we'll end the session. Woo! Tung, Tung! Tung!

Got to give it. Very good. Got to give it. Got to give it. Thank you so much for listening to the Legends of Aventra's podcast. We hope you enjoyed the session. If you want even more campaigns to listen to, become a member of our Patreon at the Pearl Dolphin Tier or higher

to unlock Shroud of her Salt Marsh, a patron exclusive campaign set on the high seas. You can find that at patreon.com forward slash legends of Aventris. If you want to chat about the episode with the Aventras community, join us on Discord at Legendsofaventris.com forward slash discord. We also post content nearly every day on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, so make sure you follow our socials at Legends ofaventris.com forward slash social. And make sure you check out The Crooked Moon

so you can terrify your friends with a folk horror 5E supplement published by us. Get your own copy at The Crooked Moon.com. Thanks again, and we'll see you next time.