Legends of Avantris - Beneath Dark Wings | Ep. 80 | Winds of Chaos: Part 2

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Mikey Gilder, and you're listening to Beneath Dark Wings. I didn't tell. I sure where we were. I can try reaching back out to him, but it costs energy every time I do that. I think he will forget you communicated with him at all in minutes. He seemed quite busy. And we don't need him now.

Should we take a minute, though? To bandage up a bit? I sure do. How long from a mechanical perspective? I just figure it's hard to judge what an hour really feels like, but I have a song that takes 59 minutes and 30 seconds to sing, so I figure we just count to 30 after I finish. How long will you say it's been already?

I would say that it's probably been a good 20, 30 minutes. You probably, if you wait another 20, 30. But we don't know how long this potion lasts, right? We know. I say that you know it's through about three hours. Yeah. We say we know that we're getting close to having expended at least, well, we've probably expended about one third of it. I think we need to take out at least one more. I agree. All right. Let's go.

I spent more than I intended to, but we got to keep going. I'm just going to drink this potion of healing. Yeah, I'm going to check my inventory too. I have 10 hit points. 10 hit points in total. I have 10, 10, no, 10 p. Oh, Jesus. It scared me. I do have three potions of helip, pre-rethesis, greater in my equipment.

Me too. I think we all do. I think we all do. I have three graders as well. I have three regular. Thank you. I love that. I'm gonna take one.

I think Iris is just going to chug all of them. Well, no. If you're short resting now. No, we're not. No, I'm not. We need to save our time. Okay. You fly south, and you see once again,

the thousands of portals open all areas of avatres as they hum, as people are once again being pulled through. You see more and more wolf spiders miraculously being held open, as portal being held open, as without Escher's power, without the swarm of spider fiends, these rocks would get completely out of control. But it's looking now, the longer that you spend, that these so, many people are calling upon Pazoozu that many spider fiends are being slain as well and rocks are escaping. As you are seeing nightmare, hellscape, a brutal war of demon versus demon, and the fallen are collapsing on ruined battlefields, millennia old, where hundreds or thousands of battles, as you fly over fields of bones, strained horrible creatures and monsters,

that looks like elephant graveyards of various creatures as you see the roaring blood river beneath you that then channels in that is a tributary of the river sticks itself as you fly over and you see rising up the Stereo Citadel an enormous fortified military structure very clearly does not look to you.

unlike the citadel of the Queens Conclave, built by the Corvacians at the heart of Zentra. As you see now an enormous shimmering portal, as you, the closer you can get, however, you see a norm, but beneath you, the enormous river as you fly over it, and as you look down, it shimmer with this strange, deep, fiendish green. the green glow of death as you see wailing souls from within.

And as you are flying, you see the shimmering portal above Stiro Citadel. It's various tiers of its citadel rising up, perhaps legions of demons waiting it on the ground to defend it, but you are flying well above it. But as you fly over, and it is built into this triangle of land where the blood river, where the blood river and the river sticks bisect. It's almost as if, for those who know, the layout of River Run in the Song of Ice and Fire, it's incredibly well defended, and it's river on all sides.

I can picture it in my mind. I'm sorry, Andy, Kemp, the very last. The fray. As you see the wailing souls as river, the splashing of river sticks rises up and the wailing souls within, Splash out. I need everyone to make a dexterity saving throw.

As you make your way to the winged, the four-winged creature, the Duke of the South. I had a 16. 23. Let's fucking go. There goes my help pot. The Duke of the South. 24.

16. Everyone make sure they have their 10 HP. I don't see. So this is the Stereocenadal. Yep. As you go through the roaring water, water river sticks as both Felix and Iris are blasted by the water. You are drenched as you hear the wailing souls. You all need to make a spell save against feeble mind. All of us are just going to

the ones that failed. Do we have what what's the what's the intelligent saving? Can we can we? Yeah we got a boobus. Can we can we? Okay. A plus 12. I have plus three. We're gonna... Five for me. Five for you. That was not my role. I have plus 12.

So it depends on how confident we are. What don't you? Oh, did you say? I didn't know. I didn't have a roll. My guess is that it's not quite 20. I saw you full. You're good.

You're plus what? 12. 12 for my handle in here. I'm not feeling cozy, you know. Could you imagine though if you fail? But we also are going to need these. Plus 12 is really good. Okay.

If you hire just one, no. Let's give you two. Felix, Ty. We're gonna go Felix two. No, if this, if I give people minded, well, just do three, that way is plus 15 and then you can cross off an entire. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, three.

You're getting three, so you're plus 15. How many are we using? We're using eight. Five and three. I just said they're not rolled one. All right, I have 32 left on my pop. Against feeble. God.

We use 65 so far today. Do we have 65? Yeah, we started with 90. We started with 90. I can't. I have 32 left. Did you also roll a natural one? No, I rolled three.

I got an 18, but I rolled a fucking three. What did you get? I rolled natural one. So you got what, like eight? That's it. Nine, maybe. Five, six, seven, eight, nine. I got a nine.

Yeah, I got an eight. I got an 18. That's no good. That in the biz is what we call no good. As you get blasted by psychic damage, you are going to take... Yikes! I'm going to go home. I'm just going to go home.

That's yours, Derek. There's no way. 14 points of psychic damage and then roll another intelligent saving throw. Wait, for both of us? Yep. Wait, seriously? 18 points of second damage. No, I mean, I got an 18 to save.

No, I thought it was 14 points of. of second damage. We have 14 parts of second damage. I didn't save enough? No. Oh my god. You're welcome. Okay.

Oh my god. Yeah, you fuck. I got a natural 20 for 32. I got a natural one. As you see, as Iris. But it's four. It comes to four. What? It's four.

It's an natural one plus three. It's four. I got a four. As the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, wailing souls shattered Iris's mind as she is the wailing horrors that rise up from the river sticks surround her as she begins to slump forward. Iris? Are you okay, Felix? It hurts.

It hurts. Can you tell me what happens? I don't actually know what your mind does. I think it's what it does. I think it's pretty bad. I think that we just kill you and move on. You can't cast spells, activate magic items, understand language, or communicate in any telephone way.

Oh, my God. You can, however, identify your friends, follow them, and even protect them. So you're, like, become a squirrel. Oh, you just can't guess. Yeah, you're just like... You just become a cat, a regular cat. Meow.

That's really good. Iris, what... Are you okay? Why are you doing that? Mew. Oh, I don't think that's the time, but this is me... You manage off, grab Iris. Is she all?

I'm away from river sticks. What? Why is she acting like this? She would never make a joke like this. She said something so close. Usually it takes hours and hours of framing. I mean, this close to death. Before she wants to.

She's fucked. Don't play with that. Stop that. Look at her. Oh gosh. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.

Come on. What's wrong? Tell us. She's acting like you remember when I, mush to that guy's brain? You remember? The mummy guy, the lord. I mean, that guy was really rough.

Don't put it in your mouth. She seems befuddled. Something's wrong. Yeah. How do we fix this? I don't know. Well, hold on, hold on. She's being kind of sweet, though.

The last time, when we were going through all the layers of the abyss, there were some pretty nasty things that happened. It's a bit of them. It's a bit able to dispel some of them. Is there any chance that I might be able to reverse this? I was thinking the same thing. I can do it. I mean, if it's a curse or something, that's all Iris said. I can't do anything about that, but if this is arcane in nature of some kind, we might be able to undo it.

I thought maybe I'd be able to try since I can charge it from my bow, and then I won't have to use a spell slot. I'm willing to try... Well, somebody fucking fakes her! Well, if it's just some sort of arcane lock, then maybe we can do something. Well, then try. All right. I sing my theme song for Iris. Swap like a tabaxi.

And I will cast Dispel Magic. You do. The Dispel Magic washes over Iris. And Iris, you feel the need to kind of... You like the sound, so you... You nuzzle up to Caprice, and you really enjoy. You kind of start bombing your head. Oh, no.

I get down on all fours, and I... fly on all fours in front of Caprice swatting his face with my tail and every time he tries to look away I just hit him with my tail again and the more he dislikes it the more I do it yep classic cats I got nothing I get up on all four I get up on my two legs and I start making biscuits on your chest that's okay I mean that feels good but this isn't good Felix Meow. Is that anything we can do? That's how I used.

I dispel the magic. If there was anything to spell, she's fucked, she's cursed. It's just like, it's just like that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that, that's, that, that's, she's, she's going to be like this for. You guys. You guys, we didn't, we didn't have 12 hours for me to cast him you lack of, well, I hope you guys have 30 days. Meal. 30 days?

That's how long that lasts. All of advantages will be overrun by, by demons. That's it. We lose. We lose. No, no, no, no, no, no. We can fix this. No. Kitty, bad, kitty. Iris, forgive me. And I try to smack you out of it.

I'm gonna roll a hit. Oh, God. Oh. Let's see if you progged. Yeah. What's your AC? 20? Holy shit, really? Wow.

Clerics, everybody. That's insane. Clerks. Hold on. Did I do this for me? I can't wait for the beats a dude. So it's six. Oh, itchy. Wait, it's, no, it's one, two, three, four, five, six. Seven, eight, nine, ten.

What's our PV right now? Provisioning bonus is, uh, yeah, it's a buttload. So it's 12, 13, 14 to hit. Yeah, it's a 19 to hit. So it's big, you like, you like, down the way. Just turn your head. Oh no, I'm sorry. Okay.

hip. My neck snaps and I die. No. It's only I am but a house cat. It's only seven points of damage to get the 10-10 HP, so I want to do actual damage. Well, I just took damage.

When I took the second, I took any damage. Every six seconds, you're fine. It doesn't take any of damage. Well, I'm taking it. Okay. But mechanically, she takes damage if she gets a re-roll on damage. Because no magic. You smack her in the face.

You smack her in the face. I don't have an answer to this. If dispelling the magic didn't work, I don't know what to do. Well, she seems to like us still. If she perceives us as her allies and we get her into combat, I could turn her into a T-Rex. I don't hate it. She's a Bollymore puppet at this point. Look, it's the best play we got.

I say, where are we? I hate this plan. I hate this plan, too. I need a vocalized and I really hate this plan. I hate it, too. I don't know what else to do. I can't deal with curses. Yeah, we got nothing.

What did that, like, restoration? I pluck a feather out of my headdress. We have no tools for this. I don't have that ability. We could bring your ball, don't you have great restoration? I know. Tie it on the end of my spirit.

No, I've got programmed illusion. Is there any chance that the spell magic, you just didn't use enough of it? Maybe you just did it wrong. Do you use it enough? I use a whole, a whole, a whole, the spell magic. I mean, if a villain were concentrating on a spell, then they'd be fucked, but nothing. Oh my gosh.

All right. Let's go with the T-Rex plan. Let's go. Well, we should wait until we're in combat, right? I mean... Yes! Obviously! Oh, God. Shit. How did this happen? The one person that had greater restoration. The Hellsting of Malibald. Let's see. Oh, those are crossbow bolts.

I mean, I appreciate this new side of artists that I've never seen before. I don't know how to purr. I'm trying. Wait. Like, what kind of noise of the cats make? Oh my God. Wait, do I have anything that can help her? So I still have the revitalizing brew, but that's just a help.

It's just beer that's a house. We have no tools for this. Damn it. Yeah, I'm out. Two reps. That's all we get to. We could try killing her. What would that accomplish? Caprice?

Wait, hold on. We'd murder her. And maybe her soul would go to Anubis and be like, what the fuck? And then send them back? What are you doing, Eric? And then she'd be resurrected and she'd be totally back to her and on the soul.

No! No. It's all we've got. If my mind had been turned to mush, then maybe you could kill me and she could bring me back, but we can't do that for her. her. We have to pray to

Anubis. We have to hope. There's no way that we can do anything else. What are we going to do? We have a T-Rex. Several times a day.

I know we've got a T-Rex. Several times, but I miss Iris. Did you see how she turned DePrice into into healing sands? And she like, you know, I still feel it's shaking around in my undies.

She did. She did. It was amazing. But she did the T-Rex now. But she's got done the time. All right. We're going to call her IREX. It's very funny.

Oh, no, Milo just died. Yeah, let's not bring Milo back. What's the point? We've gotten Iris. Thank God we saved that. It was the right call. It was a pragmatic choice. It was.

It was all logical. And I stand by it. I'm glad you do. I'm glad you do. We couldn't have seen this coming. I agree. Well, none of us could have guessed that the water would reduce us to mush. Why were we in the water? Did I miss that?

It splashed up to us. Get out of you! The souls were we flying? Yeah, no, we're still flying. It's a wave. It's chaotic. God damn it comes to water. We still have another 29 days and 12, 23 hours and 36 minutes.

No, no, since we started flying. I just don't want it to drop. drop. Been less than an hour, probably. Yeah, less than an hour. All right, all right. I just took mine, so fuck you guys.

Thanks. Thanks for that. Well, Meow. All right, T-Rex, Ben. Let's do it. It's the best we can do. Oh, gosh.

She doesn't seem to dislike us. Come on, honest. I'm going to, like, gently try to kind of, like, put it under my arm. I'm going to, like, football carrier, okay, carry a guy. Yeah. No, she seems to like this,

and I had taken a feather from my plumed headdress and tied it to the end of my spoon. You've got this. All right, let's go this way. Yeah, no, here. No, over here. We fly south into the tower. I guess we were already on our way,

but I don't know how far we are from the tower. Can she still fly? Yeah, because it's Escher's magic, not IRIS. Okay. Just checking. I wrecks of the SARS. Very funny. Very funny.

That's very funny. That's very funny. I love this. Perhaps once we T-Rex the next demon to death, there will be a solution. Well, maybe we'll level up and then I can take greater restoration. I don't know what any of that means, but... Can you pass me my newest die? It's right behind your iPad, Rich.

Level up, yeah. Thank you. Can you just do that now? Why is that a possibility? Why would you tease that with us? I've heard it a little. You, as a crud. Crossing the river sticks, you see the great winded creature of four wings dressed in a heavy suit of armor.

Oh, oh. And an enormous, an enormous war hammer. You see an owl with huge horrific looking eyes that are four too long for a egg. And four wings is almost like a mockery of a fighting sword. soldier. As it is the portal above, you can see the canopy of the enormous trees of erios. As you, as it looks at you and it says, how is the boy? He's good. He's just fine. You fuck. You'll never find where his soul is. Oh yes, there is no hope at the end of the world.

The end of all things. And this owl warrior surges towards you, this fiendish duke of the southern wind as he flies towards you. I need it, we're all for initiative. Including cat iris. I see this owl flying towards us. Please don't be first. And I think of her just shitting yourself as an owl.

Everything reminds me of her. Oh, God. Excuse me. Excuse me. You're excused, you know? It's kind of good. As you see that its huge eyes amidst it, there are, as it turns its head,

you see that there are, there's two more here and there's two on the back of its head, as it spins its head around in 360 and has six eyes total. Oh, that's really cool. In a very disgusting map. I do enjoy that, though. Thank you.

I do enjoy that. I'm assuming you, just came up with this because I handed you that owl information from my chocolate bar before the session. Yes. It looks like an Eurasian eagle owl. Thank you. That demon lord, demon duke status and we're using the same manager. Can you turn, can you make me not Iris anymore and just make me that really tiny cthuloo? That's really funny. Yeah. Yeah, because you're basically just a cat. Uh, 20 to 25. Just a friendly little cat.

Oh, 22. Oh, 22. 15. Also, hold on. Let me see if I can do better. Oh, I got 17 for Iris. Oh, wow. 17. Caprice, what you get? 15. I got a 10. I'm a lot.

Lifty. I'm a 10 also. Oh, you get to go first. Unless you'd like me. What is that? I don't care. No, I don't use any else. Just go first.

What? It's just a cat. Thank you, Derek. You're rock up. My pleasure. Yeah, you've got to show it up. I want to see. Yes, is a, oh wow.

It's sticky for some reason. The ball's at the very back. He's in heavy armor, so he's not that fast. That's literally all right turned out. That is, he's making the perfect face. This owl is a . This fight later to be called the Battle of the Owl and the Pussycat. Oh.

rings out as this the Lordy Duke. What's who, pussycat? The Duke of the Southern Wind, the Duke of the South Wind, the Duke of the South flies toward you as this seeming fighter, warrior, soldier, avatar of Pizzou rockets towards you on four wings. Toa, you were off. As the wind is ripping around us, it would,

my tattoos will start to glow the sort of light blue color and the wind that gets near me will sort of shloop into me as I, uh, as I rage. Um, and you hear chakuku, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, chakou, and I just run out and smash this guy in the face. I went to time. Okay. I shoot him in the face. It's all reckless. Um, given his armor, I'm not going to reckless attack. Oh. Or I'm, I'm going to reckless attack. I'm not going to power attack. Got it. Because his AC might be like 22. Something crazy. Big.

That, oh, let's see. 2031. It's. Misses. I'm not hasted, right? So. 26. 26.

26. Okay. Let me just real quick. Da-da-da-da-da-da. Just one through your product that. That's a four. That's eight. Oh, so close, 72.

Nope. We know his AC is at least 25. At the very most, 25. Not bad. 10, 17, 17, 29, 42. That's almost fast. 42 points of magical bloodline range. You smash and smash, and this fiendish armor that this Owl Duke is wearing cracks,

and you smash in and smash it as you do the full damage, as you are now engaged in combat, Mall versus Warhammer. This podcast is brought to you by our Patreon. Become a patron today at patreon.com slash legends of Evantris and gain access to tons of exclusive perks, including a monthly movie night and a weekly Patreon exclusive campaign set on the high seas, shroud over saltmarsh. You can also go to The Crooked Moon.com to pick up your own copy of our first published supplement,

The Crooked Moon, a folk horror tome for Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition. And don't forget to snag all of the extra goodies like dice, miniatures, flushies, a tarot deck, and more. Thank you. As this horrible six-eyed owl, the Duke of the South Wind, with its massive warhammer, clashes off against Utoa, it is going to use its legendary action as it says, You think you are so strong.

You are not as it swings in. I'm in conduct. As you need to make... Oh. This is not the right. You need to make a straight saving throw. Oh, no. Strength saving throw?

I'm advantage of those. 31. Can you fail? I'm gonna dread you. They roll a single die, right? If you roll a one, you can't... As you get... As you see, the Duke of the South Wind

attempts to knock Toa into the river sticks. 23. Oh, fun. That's not good. That's not good. And you succeed. I don't dread more than once. Okay.

And remember, in my campaigns, a dread does not reset the twist that you've spent. So you started to add the plus five? Yes. Oh, nice. If you've used them, you don't get to, if you've already used them, you can re-roll it when you keep them. But you don't get to add them again, is the idea. You don't get to, oh, if you didn't use them and then use them.

But if you call for a dread beforehand, then we can't use them to the problem. Correct. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. So that's the, that's the trade-off. Yep.

Oh, God. Okay, legendary action. That was one legendary action for the Southrend Duke. And now with that it is the layer action. The Duke of Owls. Duke of Owls. It lets you see as the Duke the Duke takes its massive war hammer and throws it down into the very top of the

this fortress. It hits with a loud cacophonous crack as the spiked parapets shoots as one massive spike shoots out into a cluster of you all. The four of you as the spike emerges. So not toa. Everyone but toa makes a dexterity saving throw. Man, you're killing these deck checks. Natural funny. My life for evasion. Oh, man, I got a 15. 31. It's not going to be. enough 29 suck all my decks 20 25 I failed 25 as you all avoid damage however Felix yeah you take a lot of piercing oh no I get rocked by decks that's why I've taken like all of my damage from deck checks you take another point in decks you know I almost did I talked

to Richard about Brian and I was like I think I think the feed is more flavorful Dex would have been the play. That's an option. That was an option. That would have been the play. The plus one to Dex would have done nothing, but the adding to proficiency would have been good. It would have given you plus four.

Yeah. No, plus six. 23 piercing damage. Hold on. As you are... Ouch. As you are impaled. As it impales you, it is...

And it stays in you. What? And you begin to fall. Okay. Okay. And you are restrained. You're restrained. As you are full. Okay. With that, towards the river six, obviously. Oh, good. I have a lot of things.

I wouldn't have the fortress on, built around the river six. Yeah, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't? Yeah. Okay. That is a layer action turn. Now it's Iris's turn. Well, I can take no action, so. You can take action. Yeah. Well, I can have spells. Correct. You can on arm strike.

You could go up and scratch them. Do you want to? What would I was do in this moment? Do you recognize that this is a foe? And that we're your friends. Well, not you anymore. You hit me in the face, so. Yeah, you're fucked.

Oh, no. This is why we don't hurt animals. Very mean to cats. I was trying to help. Oh, if the creature can, however, identify its friends, follow them and protect them. Absolutely. Well, considering I don't have anything.

Like a kitty cat claw attack. I will attack with my claws. Okay. You're gonna fly up and scratch this guy. I got a natural one. So that's my turn. Okay. You're guessing you can use feline agility or how fast is fly?

60 feet. 60 feet? Okay. Yeah, you're fine. As it clangs off of the armor as it lets out this shrieking, cocaffeony. Don't ask. Don't ask. It is going to... I think it's a temporary tattoo.

This is going to save its legendary action. The Duke, he's going to do that. With that, it is Caprice's turn. Oh my God. Oh, fuck. The plan, the plan, the plan, the plan. Iris! Sik him!

It's an enormous flying Tyrannosaurus. Mim, mao, meow. That's right. Iris transforms into a massive T-Rex. Your mind. And watching Felix drop and falling, having been pierced by this attack, I will yell down. Felix, get back up here! We need you, buddy! Thank you.

D12. As the Duke looks at up in the tree, she racks and says, your mind is broken and so. And so will your body. That's my T-Rex, voice. With that. It's good. It's good. Pretty good.

It's really good. How are T-Rex have found? Do you have any huge minis? Huge tokens? I was looking for one earlier. There might be a T-Rex back there somewhere that we could use. Can I move 60 feet diagonally over here to this section? Yeah, I just want to separate us in case there's like, you know.

I'm moving in a little bit, but we know you're farther. A mega nuke that would have hit all of us at the same time. That's the conclusion of my turn. Okay. And with that, where is Caprius? Yonder. He's technically like another 10 feet away. I think I can get everybody.

I am going to... I'm going to look for something. He's in hold up. With that, it is Felix's turn. You can use your action to just get out of them. If you care to me. as you are, you are, will begin to. That's kind of like a flying T-Rx, right?

Yeah. That's amazing. Perfect. That's perfect. And if she falls, she's in the river. If I use my action, get it after, you still move. Even better. Which is an action, you can bonus action.

I'll use my action to, yeah, hold this horrific spike out of me. Oh, it is jagged, it's horrible, as you rip it out. Yeah. And suddenly, and as you drop it, it falls, and it splashes into the river, so you hear the wailing souls rising out.

as you are too high for them to reach you, saving them. We're Marley and Margie. All right, that's my turn. Wait, hold on. Say that one. Sorry. Say that again. You pulled the spear out, but you could not stop falling? No, I used my action to pull the spear out, so I wouldn't continue to fall.

Okay. And then I used my movement to get the fuck away. Okay, you're good then. I'm all right for now. Okay. I will fly up. to him and proceed to make a flurry of blows using my spoon. Owl to the moon. And my feet.

Ooh, natural 20. And you give very much, and give it a much. You have 42 damage so far. What's, 19 was my lowest. 19 does not hit. 19 does not hit. And it clangs off this heavy plate armor as this warrior owl duke is, is very deftly.

So we know it's a. Between 20 and 25. Just 26 hit? Yeah, we know it's between 20 and 25. Okay. All right. So then that is 1, 2, actually. We're so close to figure an hour.

We're at 20? Yep. Given that it is already 8 o'clock. There's no way. We're gonna finish this. We got this. We're gonna have to crank it up. I'm fine with going later.

Whoever this is, oh, we're so sad you're dead on the next file. Oh, it's so sad you're dead. We'll know the next fight. 36 damages. Oh, wow. Okay. As you smack and smack and one is up is he to fill up with his war hammer,

but you were able to find the weak points and jam in with your fingers as you do. Does electric damage make any difference to him? Let me take a look. Shock. What is it? Oh. Oh, lightning is resistant. Neither is in delay.

Okay. Oh, shit. I forgot what that would have been, but. I will just take off like three. Yeah. just whatever you think. And then I will disengage and move myself back. You leap that through the air.

How hard did I move? How far back are you going? 40, 50, 60. Because I'm so fucking fast. You are a drunken mass. A fucking drunk. That's annoying. You can step away because you're a drunk.

Yeah. Obviously. With that, he's going to be. to use his legendary actions and to a massive swing with his warhammer, hitting both the, that both people directly in front of him. T-Rex and Toa. So I'm gonna roll for T-Rex.

We're T-Rex and Toa. That is a- That is literally a natural one. Yay! T-Rex-Sent-T-T-T-Ex. I like the T-Rex has his hand in its mouth. In her mouth, excuse me. 21 to hit, Toa.

Nope. 22. Oh my god. Bazinga. Okay. I love Bazing. As you are able to dodge out of the way, and with that, that's a legendary action,

and it is his turn. Oh, yeah. He's turn. As he is going to look at you, Towa. I mean, sort of the same. Light of the same. Light as he swings forward.

What is the end of all things? He is doing. He has three attacks. Is he a bandage of him? Do you? Oh, yeah. Freaking sweet low, it's just me. It's made a little match.

Reckless? More like, Rick Moore. That's right. One is going to hit. I'm going to do each one at a time. I'm going to be reckless. Fix more. There you go.

Still would have been very fine. The first one is 70 points of bludgeoning damage. And you need to make a constant. the saving throw as the fiendish magic of this war hammer. Hold on, so 17, half of that as well. I get an extra 10 feet when I just engage. Okay, I need to make a what?

Comping a saving throw. 12. Wow. You fail, you're paralyzed. As you lock up and he's going to make a second attack, natural 20. It's a crit anyway. Oh, is it? Is it paralyzed? Yeah, because it's a vast save. So that is two-d-year. 12. And actually because he crit, I'm going to do, so it's two to be an extra 4D12. And so it's so it'll be extra 4D12 because that features.

One, two, three. Do I have anything? I like that's like that's one of the features and not because I just made it. Oh, it does 900 damage. That's very, it does 900 damage outright flat. Yep. And it kills you and all of your descendants and you cannot be wished back. Oh wow all your descendants too and ancestors Both ways. You get erased from time you get chainsaw man

45 there you go 49 54 uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh 54 63 points of blood and damage that's a lot smashes into you 31 I said are you resisted at least barbarians are You're so fucking good. And then one more melee attack. No, it's forced damage.

Force damage is like magic. Force is like. Force is just raw magic. So like Eldridge Blast does force damage. Oh, excellent. Yeah. Does that, that is definitely gonna hit you. Is that a, do that crit because it's a paralyzed?

I can't remember if it was paralyzed or stunned. Incapacitated. Yeah, it is paralyzed, yep. Your crit again, so I'll roll damage first. Holy shit. This would have killed you're like shrugging it all. 19 damage? What?

Or 19 to hit. 19 damage. And then a wisdom saving throw. Hold on. Wisdom or con? Wisdom. This is a different effect. You can look up the conditions of then deep.

Oh, I can. Well, hold on. Hold on. Let me just see them. Let me just double check. Oh, I'm not grappling. Click on little boxes as conditions. You find the one you want, you expand.

Yeah. Yeah, paralyzed. I get script. Yeah, paralyzed all to crit. Okay. What did you say? Whiz? Whiz.

I think I need to... Oh, my whiz is plus nine. Can I think I look at a couple twists on this? You want to make it to 10. You can take two. I'm going to take two. Toa whiz. We're at 30.

I mean, I know we've gotten some since then, so I haven't been adding. It's pretty good. Well, that's why I'm keeping track of how many we've used, so that as the mods calculate. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So we can compare.

That's pretty fucking good. That's 14 plus 9 is 20. You feel the maddening effect of this demon dupe as it hits you, but you do not, you shrug it off. That's his turn. Tell me, you're up. Well, am I still paralyzed? You are not. Or yes, you are. Okay, yeah, you're paralyzed.

You're paralyzed, so, okay. Is it over now? No. It's not. Do I save or no? It's just, oh, okay. Is it over now? Until the start of his turn.

Holy hell. I don't want to waste spell slots, but I might have to use the big gun. answer as I will probably big gun here in a minute. Oh boy, as he's gonna see that Toa is stunned. How far is Felix from? Oh, 10 p.p, that's what I get. 60 feet. Yeah, about 60 feet. Oh, not enough.

He's going to use his movement to go to Rush to Ruff. Do we all get 10? At the video of our turns. Okay. He's gonna leave Toa hanging in the air and fly. Do I get an opportunity attack as a T-Rex? You do. Are you out of range?

I don't think so. No, I mean, it's 10, he's. Yeah, he pulls away. In order to get to me, he has to pull away. 10 feet is as far as I can go. But he leaves, he leaves the 10 feet reach. If he leaves 10 feet reach. If you leave 10 feet, yeah.

Okay. I'm not there. I'm technically 10 feet. Yeah, I was going to say, you're actually 10 feet farther away. Oh, got it. We're just, we're spread out because the man. I'm trying not to get fucking much. No, it's fine.

It's fine. But I only get, if he. Speak for yourself. If he has multi-attack, I only bite or tail. I don't get to do both, right? Correct, but also for the T-Rex, you can't do both on the same target anyway, so. Oh, yes, you're right.

I'm gonna, I'm gonna bite. I should have turned a good. That was a bad choice. No, I think T-Rex is good. Yeah. It's more damage. 23 to hit. That hits?

Okay, it's gonna do 4012. Oh, wow. It's huge. Where am I D-12? This is actually a really good. plan against the warrior, the fighter of the four. Oh, 21, that's 28, 29 points of piercing damage.

And I named the next-eater. And say it's, no, it's only if it's a medium or smaller creature. Oh. Okay, you tear into its flash as he, and one of its wings, a certain, some flesh from his wings, rips off as he flies towards Caprice.

Hey buddy. That's the layer action. The same good. Iris, you're up. I'm going to move towards it. You fly towards this massive T-Rex in the air. And I'm gonna bite it again. Right in the home.

That may have been a bad idea. It's gonna be 29. 29? Let's fucking go. See what T-Rex is always the way. Damn! You only ape if you want a range attack. 22.

Do you like fill a locks or something? 29 points of piercing damage. Okay, wow. That's my turn. Okay. You tear once again. You get actually from the back of its neck as he lets out as it is squawking, shrieking hootage.

I think we all know who this is, unfortunately. And I've... I don't know. I have a very strong guess. I never know. I never know. with Kelsey on this, I have no clue. I have a very strong guess.

Ooh, prediction started. Fun. Strength saving throat. I know who it is. As he attempts to knock you down with its half to move towards, what do you call it? That's right. Debris.

Yeah. Strength saving things. Oh, no, thank you. I believe Rich is correct. How do you know what Rich thinks? He wrote down a guess. Oh. But he did it in a very cool way.

Just a moment. Does it start with a raw and end with volley? Mike. I'll never tell. Five. Five? Yeah. Five what?

Stream favorite and throw. You are knocked downward. You're going to be right. You're on the drink. You are knocked downward. As the splashing of the grape sticks, the rocks out, make a wish of a dexterity saving throw. You got lack of.

As you're knocked down. Dirty 20. Wow. Shit. It's pretty good. As you dodge the splashing, wailing sole water of the river sticks. Get the fuck away from me!

Oh, fuck! I'm like swinging up with my fucking viola. It was not an attack. It was a saving throw. It was a feature. He is disadvantaged on anyone that is not. Oh, no he's not because my turn pass and I didn't hit him. There you go.

Yay. He's disadvantaged on me. And also very far away. Caprice, your turn now. Okay. You are now 30 feet down. I will fly upwards getting back into, oh, I'm 30 feet down? Get away.

I'm going to fly up 10 feet and then swoop under and try to get over to the other side of the other side of the floor. Yeah, yeah, I should be able to get closer to Toa. But as I fly, just. Just as I, Chris, I'm basically there here, and I'm going to fly up and cast my spell and then continue this way. I'm going to pluck a few choice strings on my fiddle, making a very discordant sound that reverberates outward.

I'm going to cast synaptic static. Pretty good. And all creatures within 20 feet of me have to make an intelligent saving throw. Intelligence. Fuck. DC20. unless their intelligence scores

two or lower. Yes, let's fucking go. Was the D-C? You need to be close. DC20. You got to be close. No, he did it as I was within 20. Yeah, yeah.

But it doesn't affect Iris. Right. Right. Oh my God. Iris. 13. Okay. I need a lot of D-6es.

I have one and I need seven more. That's exactly the number that I need. You're lucky to do this on the wizard. That's. Perfect. Let's do this. Oh, that's pretty good. 10. That's going to be 27 points of psychic damage.

After a failed save, the target has muddled thoughts for one minute. During that time, it rolls a D6 and subtracts that number from all attack rolls, ability checks, as well as constitution saving throws to maintain its concentration. You may make an intelligent saving throw at the end of each of your turns to end the effect on its success. So it takes that psychic damage and I continue to scream forward and I say, Get fuck, buddy! And it's what I say and do is just so inspiring that Toa gets inspiration. Oh.

This is me the whole episode. Yeah, you board. Or you, yeah, it'll be the conclusion of my turn. Can I get over there in 60 feet because I can't diagonal? Why can't you know? Because I can't. Yeah, you can get over there in 60 feet. We'll take because they're diagonally.

Kelsey can't count. Yeah, you can probably bonus dash a dash for like... What's your reach? 20. Oh. Oh. So, yeah, so... Actually, no, straight saving throw from the T-Rex. Oh, no, you're already fuel-minded.

Shit. Yes, you could barely get there. Yeah, I'm not gonna use it anyway. You make it. Beem up. Barely. Would he be surprised because I came up from behind? No. Damn.

No. He literally has eyes on all sides of his head. Oh, I forgot about that. You see the eyes on the back of his head? as he spins around still and looks at you with his front eyes. You were holding the big end of the spoon about to lance up his butt hole, but. I see you.

That's true. What? That's fucked out, man. Okay. I will be coming at him spinning my spoon and again, this is every nightmare scenario, correct. Flurry of blow him. Ooh.

Oh, God. Uh-oh, that was turbo-dod. Oh, my God. Two threes and two fours. That is God. It might still wrong. Somehow you deserve this. I shove my spoon up your butt hole again.

Oh my God, what did I do? Now my spoon is stuck into his butt hole. It's plugging up your butt hole. What did we say 17 does not hit him, right? Shame on you. Fool, nice. Spooned me twice. Shame on.

Shame on spoon. You are prey, child. child, he's clanging off of its armor as the Duke of the Southern Wind, the South Wind. I totally just. Yeah. You whiffed. I whiffed. That's the wiffy of whiff.

Do I have movement left if I dash? Oh yeah, how much can you get back? That's the question. Well, I have 120 with a dash. Dash is a bonus action? Yeah. For you, well, you have to spend a key to do it though. Yes.

I think it's worth it. But then you, you, that's what you're doing. The answer is yes, you can spend any key points. Do you have movement left over? No, no. Well, and I'll just stay where I am. If you want to get away, you've got plenty of health. So, up some shit.

Stringy-throw, if you get away. You don't get it up. I'm scared. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, see that guy? If you do not back away, he is going to try to knock you down to the river stakes. I'll back away. Just move me out like a schmigin.

So you can take an opportunity to take an opportunity. No, I disengaged with my lawyer. Oh, that's right. Okay. You leap back and he's not able to do that. Nice. Very nice. You are unparalyzed, Toa.

Oh, yay. It is your turn. No, it's his turn. It's almost your turn. Oh, it is almost my turn. He's jamming up your bottle. You're lucky I fucked that up. It won't happen twice.

He's going to ignore the T-Rux and he's going to fly to something. It's not going to fly to something. It's flying to, he is going to fly to Toa and Caprice. Well, I'm going to bite him. Two on his penny. You can go away. Okay.

Come on. Go away. I miss. Leave me alone. Stop. Attack. Can you take a hit? That is going to be a six.

19 to hit. Wait, you get 19 hit toa? Miss. Hold on. 19 does not hit. Sorry, continue. Oh, I'm gonna use a dread. Okay, good.

That's less. That's less. I'm gonna try to hit your priest. Amidst? Or is it? I'm not. Just regular type. A.C. 18.

That's gonna hit. Yeah. It's gonna do a bit of damage. Ooh. Because using magic static. Eight? Yeah, yeah, yeah. A 17.

17. And I am going to force you to do a constitution saving throw. Oh, sure. Can we call that taking a constitutional from now on? Take a constitutional. He will get a 13. 13, you're paralyzed. And now he's going to make another attack on you at advantage.

Minus six. D6. Yeah, that's right. Minus a D6? Yep, for basically everything he does. Did you do that for the last one too? Paralyzed doesn't drop concentration, right? No. Yeah, you're in capacity.

I will have to make a concentration check. What was your to hit on Caprice the first time? Do you remember? Shit. It was like 30 something. Okay. Synaptic static isn't concentration, right? No.

No. It's just a lingering effect. It's just a lingering effect. And yeah, I'm keeping track bad. Quite cool. Hold on. Wait a minute. I show you it's quite cool.

Hold on. Mealy attack, multi-attack. plus nine oh shit hold on six nine wait 21 is that hit yeah it's oh we might see six you need a four five or six to to miss four up four misses hot diggedy dog uh nice I'm gonna stupid I'm gonna keep that I'm gonna keep that okay that is his turn three tax tell you're up talking to business off again.

Gives my business. And I'm going to swoop around and start beating him up. Beat him up. Recklessly. So beat him up, bup, up, up. Wait a minute. If you're incapacitated, you don't drop concentration, or you do. Yeah, you would.

You do. So I'm not a T-Rex anymore. He's not, do you get incapacitated? Hold on. I thought he did. I didn't. Yeah. That's a good point.

What incapacist? Yes, the answer is yes, for sure. If I'm paralyzed, I'd be incapacitated. Yes, correct. Incapacitated means I can no longer concentrate on spells. I said, oh. So I'm, oh. no longer a T-Rexam. No, wait. Where does it say that?

Well, that's one mask. Yes, you will lose conglutious or you die. So suddenly it's just iris is a cat again. Incapacitated creature just can't take actions or reactions. It's not, I can still concentrate. And I said, see, and I rolled a 15 on my check. Thank God. We're okay. I don't crit on 19s, do I?

Just make you sure. You don't lose. I'm sorry. I feel like you should. Isn't that a thing that? Tawa, you're up. Yeah, hold on. Do I crit on 19s? Or is it, am I imagining that?

You're up. Um, please. Features and traits, features and treats. I probably don't. That's a hit, presumably. 28. That's a hit. Let's see if I procveal, you know what?

That's a zero, it's a three. It's a 90? So yes, so I do another attack. Apparently you do lose concentration with your capacity does. Where does it say that? In the rules. But it doesn't say that now.

In the rules, you idiot. Underneath the spell casting. Yeah, I'll take a look. Spell casting. Concentration. Being incapacitator to kill, you lose concentration on a spell if you are incapacitated or if you die.

Why wouldn't say that as part of the condition? It says it underneath of the rules for concentration. I see. Okay. 20 plus 36. So then Iris is back to be in a pretty gut. 56. Bludge knee damage.

Jesus Christ. Oh yeah, so he knows red and said it too. I just didn't see what he said. It's underneath the concentration in the book. And the T-Rex poofs as Iris is just floating in the air. Meow. Miao. Yeah, that's where it says that.

That's bizarre that they wouldn't also say that in the condition incapacitated. And then I'm going to see in Caprius' You're smashed of the armor's cracking. Over here. Give me over here, please. Attack me over here, please.

me. I'm gonna stand between him and Iris. Oh, seeing that Iris has now dropped. How valiant. Meow. That's my, you do, ow. A strength saving throw. DePrice. That's funny.

And you automatically fail because you paralyzed, correct? I believe so, but let's find out. Because unfortunately incapacitated doesn't say that you do and paralyzes this thing. Oh, no, yes, you automatically fail, strength, saving throws. You are not downward. downward and you automatically save stil the sticks there you yep strength and decks okay as the soul splash up make an intelligence saving throw are we twisting um we're telling us we're gonna see see river sticks splashes up it's like 19 or 20 right this is a layer action

right no no it's a legendary action so it would be his save probably 20 so i have a plus four we should use some twice at least three, because then I can just cross off this box. Yeah. Give me three. Do it. Cross off a box. For the ease of crossing the box off. Yeah, I mean. Just do it. It makes it plus seven.

Good luck, Caprice. I believe in you. All I need is a 13 or higher. A 13 or higher. No, because I can't use those on saving throws. Okay. That's unfortunate. It makes me sad. 15. Okay.

15? I mean, I get 15 plus. 13. No. Okay. Seven. Seven. Four plus three. Six.

Four plus three. Four plus three. Seven. You resist the maddening whales. 22. Just all shot numbers with each other for the next hour. As he smacks you down. I still can't move.

You've drowned. Damn. Okay. That's Toa's turn. I have no mouth and I must scream. Layer turn. Where's the biggest group here? Not up by little old felix.

Uh. Oh, the spike is going to shoot, he's going to throw his hammer again and then we're going to call it back. A spike is going to shoot up towards, or spikes rather, are going to shoot up towards Toa and Iris. Excerity saving this for Toa and Iris. You're a cat, you're a cat.

Yeah, but I still have, well, I got a natural one so it doesn't matter. You should have all your own stats. 17. How did I roll two, three? These dice suck. I fail. You should use Phorros as dice.

Okay, both of you, will enjoy some damage. This dice are equally bad. Rich just been having a cold streak on roll. Really? It's been a while. It's been a while. Your dice are mad at you for losing them.

Yeah, I guess so. Some kind of curse. Wow. It's like some kind of curse. It's like. It's good. Except it's a lot bad. 21 poison piercing damage

as you are restrained and you are falling unless you use your action to remove it. for your turn. So that's 10 for me. I suppose so. 21. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Now that I'm not stunned,

I will use my reaction, and you will see a giant spectral iguana, let's say. That looks kind of like a T-Rex. Absorbs 9, 10, 11, 12 of that damage and gets reflected back at... Wait, so 12 of my damage?

So feel 12 and... You take 12. Okay. Miao. As the aqua blast in, your wind gods are not here. We are the masters of the four wins. And up her honor.

I'm paralyzed, but I think of myself, there's only three wins now, you bitch. And if only you can say that in cutting words, him. I've been holding onto it. That's why I've been saving them inspirations. But he keeps doing saving throw shit. Well, he did minus six to everything,

so we got to make sure remember those. Not saving throws, just, right? Iris, you're up. I am going to move towards him. Use your action. If you want to move towards him, oh, yeah, I'm going to use my action to... You rip the spike out.

Perfect. Just naturally, it's really good. Yeah, and that's my turn. Are you to move? Yeah, move towards him as much as I can. Okay, you do. You move, you fly towards him. What are you looking at?

Caprice, you're up. Oh. Good enough to tell. You just set ability to attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, it's not saving proof. That's too bad. Oh, as well as Constitution's saving throws.

Not all saving throws. Well, yeah, yeah. Just to maintain concentration. I know, but I heard saving, though. I just have to get unparalyzed. Oh, yeah, sorry, you're so paralyzed. So, that's the end of my turn. Felix you're up.

This is, things are looking rough. I cast a level fourth, a fourth level fireball at him. He used to make a DC20 deck saving throw. Which is why I was hoping you have minus on the saving throw. Right, right, which is... He's he 20 decks? Yes. I wish you did.

20 decks. 19? I roll two nines! Get wrecked. So he's going to take all of this. You can, you can dryad. No. I'm going to re-roll ones and twos.

Do it. Do it. Do it, clown. Get fixed. Do it. One's count of two. One's become twos. He's a lot of, so that's going to be 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 16, 22, 22, 27, 26.

36, 31, 35 plus six is 41. 41 points of fire damage, my friends do not take anything because I sculpt the spell around them as this fireball explodes. And he let's as he swallowed his feathers on this owl are burning. Oh wait, can I add the inspiration to his damage? Yes. Yeah. You can. What I say? 61. Plus another 11 is 72.

Ah, ha ha. Nice. Okay. That's a good, it's good dice. It blasts him as he is upbunning. And with that, I think he's going to use his last two legendary actions to swing his, he turns around from Caprice and says, you will be crushed as he swings his, his,

Booty in the back. Against both of you? Both of course. Who? Iris and... He just didn't want to turn around. Iris, Caprice, and Toe. He can swing it in a full circle.

Disadvantaged against everyone but me. Oh, oh, oh. Caprice. Oh, I got my temporary hit points at least. Caprice is certainly gonna have. The lowest is a 20. Is that hit? Yeah, and I can't use my reaction.

That's going to deal. Oh, wait, hold on. That's wrong guy. Where's my D-10s? Freaking Schmitt. 17 points of bludgeoning damage. Oh. Disadvantage on Iris.

Iris. Iris. Iris. Uh, 19. That misses. Okay. Misses. And then normal on you, right, Towa?

No advantage against me. Oh. That's definitely bad. 33. To hit? Yeah. Yeah. Ow.

One time. Oh. Okay. Okay. 17 points of bludgeoning damage. Ow. Okay, that's the last Linda reactions. With that, it is... Caprice went, Felix win.

Now it's Loki's turn. Got it, man. I am going to cartwheel through the air as I fly and attack him with two hand smacks and two feet smacks. Dibby Kong style.

AKA kicks. Uh, that is a... Why are these? I lost my plus one somehow. You're not rolling. That's still my- That still might help. It should be 20.

It should be 20 to say. Okay, so the one fails. Okay. What are you laughing at? Did you go roll better? Can't this roll better? Oh, Dick. I wish I could.

11. What's your post to hit? It's plus 13, but I've hit. hit something and it's gone it should be plus 13 and plus seven now I'm I think this hits because it's what is it it's plus 13 to hit if that's your if that's your and what did you roll what it's 20 yes six but don't you also get a plus one from your magic item that is including I I was looking at it one misses one yeah that three hits which is 10 11 plus 21 is 32 there

32 and up and two points of thunder damage. Nice. How do you want to do this? Well, no, actually if it didn't be the full two, it would have worked. He's resistant, you only takes the way you all. Yeah. Damn. As you smack and smack and smack and crack in.

Oh, smack and crack, yeah, the armor is cracking. Okay. And then I will just move slightly away. Excuse me. He is going to do, bop, bop, bop, a hammer attack on every single one of you that's around him. And so, uh, it's a advantage on you, Rich? Yeah. Still disadvantaged everybody else.

Keep subtracting those D6s. All right, now I gotta figure out- 24 on Toa. Minus the D6. Oh. 24. Oh, I was just looking at the wrong. Minus five.

Yes. Well done. Disadvantage on Iris. We good. And minus six. Iris. It's hold on. We just take a quick look.

Not the kidding. So 6 plus 16 is 22. Minus D6. Five. Deficis. 17. What's this Z6 thing? It's synaptic.

Oh. Yeah, you're going to have to do that for 60 more rounds. No, no. You get to make an intelligence saving throw at the end of every one of your turn. but only your turn. Yeah, but it's not his turn yet. He would have been able to go that. He would have been able to like...

Oh, this is bullshit. No, he failed last round. Well, that's fair, because we, he would have let us. I still got a six. Okay. So... Against Caprice. Is it 19?

That hits? Okay. Oh, he minus six. Ah! Minutes three. What is this? Is 16? Yeah, no.

You literally, you know, you literally, he literally spinning. His head is literally spinning. And his head is constantly spinning now where it's just like, and he's always able to see, but it's a, this farm is weak. Okay, that's annoying. Synaptic static, I should have used. I did use a drag. I mean, it's a high level spell. I used a lot of material on that. He's a fighter, and he has a plus high to animal. Yeah, yeah. He literally misses all of them because of synaptic static.

But it's the end of his turn, right? It is. So he gets to make another intelligence saving throw. DC20. Natural one. Okay, I'm using another die. I'm using a dread. You're a dread.

14 plus two. He's a 16. Nope. Nope. It's got to be 20. You need another dread. Nope. I only use one for a role.

Yeah, he made a commitment. I like that. You're up. I like that. You're up to him. That's how I used to do twisties. Twisties. I would try to communicate with Iris, but I know she can't communicate.

Meow. I'm gonna spread out a little bit more. She can't understand language. She could put you. Turn into a T-Rex again. Help. I might have a thing. My parallel is.

My paralysis breaks. Yes. Oh, oh, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. I can't do that. Don't have a spike in me? You can pull it out. Yeah.

And it's an action? Yes. Spiking me. If I don't pull it out, what happens? You'll fall into the river. You'll fall into the river. You'll be following towards the river at stake. You'll have to do all the saving throw stuff,

but while being restrained, too. So I can't move either way. You would go from a to a NOAA. That was weak as fuck. It was the weakest joke I've ever made on the street. No, it wasn't your weakest ever. Me, yeah. That hurts.

What was my weakest ever? That's awful. I'll pull it out. I'll pull it out. So, or I could just stay restrained and then fall towards the river? You can do your tax, and then you'll fall. How damage is he? He's certainly bled.

I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill him. I'm going to kill this guy. Can you understand a language at all? No. I'm going to play it safe. I don't know nothing. I'm going to drop the splash into the river sticks. And then I'm going to fly around to spread out, but I'm not going to get out of melee range. He lasts until my journey's dead.

And that is all I can really do. Oh, I'm going to bonus action drink one of these potions. That's what I'll do. Good. Vlindabar. Pass my turn? Layer action. It's so dumb.

It got me good, though. It's definitely not your worst. That was actually pretty good. Is that my worst, oh no. That's not your worst. He is going to see, oh, Christ. He is going to move 60 feet away from you all. No.

Towards Felix. No. I'm going to opportunity attack him. I'm an opportunity attack as well. Man, I wish I was. He's been moving towards feelings. No, he's not a lot of him. It hits.

I said he can't. Now, I'm really going to kill him. How is your brother boy? Yeah. That's not very nice. Yeah, that was a nice and all. seven points of slash and damage from my closet. Yeah.

Okay. 17 plus six, that hits. Oh, it doesn't reckless, oh, I didn't reckless attack. But can I, I can do it anytime? It's not worth it. I'm just gonna normal attack. I miss. Are you, can you do it?

But did you get mine? Yes, I know. Oh, I suppose I can, but I'm not going to. I'm going to hold on to my reaction. Okay. With that, it is Iris's turn. That's what I should have done. You didn't do anything to me?

He just, he's, all he knew is, for a Slater action. Oh, this guy's fucked. What an idiot. Is he 60 feet from me? Can I get to him? Can I get to him? 60 feet, can I get to him?

Dumbass. He's your fire slap. He's certainly 60 feet, I think. Yeah. Yeah, so I'm gonna zoom through the sky. Miao! Nyan cat style. And I'm gonna climb again.

Guys with her cute. And I'm gonna miss. Mion cap? Yon can't. It clags. Yeah, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-a. That's right. It's the noise that a cat.

He is going to use his legendary action to knock you down, strike saving throw, Phil. Don't like that. I take back everything I said. Bad face. Strength saving throw? Do we know what I need? Because I have plus one.

We think it's 19 or 20. Well, definitely twist. I just have to not get knocked into the river. And I'll kill it's guy. Okay, so should you twist it? Plus one. So it's plus six, so you would need to roll. You're gonna feel really bad if all you want to get a 14.

I mean, the thing is that we bop it up from a 10% chance to a 25% chance with the twist. That's very different. Just fucking twist it. 100%. We're down to 25. There's nothing I can do. I have reaction.

Have a reaction? Let me see if I have any reactions. Did you use your reaction any time, right? Thank you all for the twists. Yeah, thank you. Yeah, that's gross. That's all I wanted to do. We got a Burmold from Azuzu, folks.

Excuse me. I'm so pop-in- Let's fucking go. That's a 17. It's close. I don't think it's good enough. I'm 11. Oh. I thought you were you're all the 17. I guess so total of 17, I'm good.

That's what I thought. Holy fuck. Holy shit. Yes, I'm very glad. Orange you glad. So does it do any damage you say banana? Five twists. Now it is...

It was five, Rose. Five twas. Right? No, no, no, no. Who went? It was five twists. It was a legendary... It was a great. It's your turn.

Soften this guy up or kill him. Does it up a hold bag anymore? Do I have anything that just does some nice raw damage? Yeah. I will turn on my scorching ray gauntlet, and I will cast scorching ray at this gentleman, and I will fire... We will fire. You do have elemental adept?

No, it's because you gave me a blasting. Gongling is what he's asking for. He's gonna resist it. He will resist the damage, meaning he's resisting to fire damage? I'm presuming yes, that's why he asked if you had elemental adept. Oh, I don't think I would know that. Would I have known that? No.

We haven't done fire damage to this guy. I mean, I've been, but I have elemental adage. It does full damage to this. So we wouldn't know. But I agree, you wouldn't know. you wouldn't know. We know that his ACs 20, so I hit twice. Nice.

Which is to say that I will do... So on average, that's 14. So seven damage. That's what I was doing. Seven. Eight. I had a good roll. 12, so I do six fire damage.

Very good. Okay. Nice. And I will... You got this, Felix. Give them hell. And I will inspire two. That's beautiful. He may need it, because once again,

is it sweet. Why? Is there a range on Bardser? Great saving throw. Oh, God. Strength saving throw for Legendary action. You're definitely less than 60.

60. Because he moved for fear. And I could have done enough. Okay, your strength saving throw on me again. All right. I'm going to roll. Do you want to twist it again? Or no.

Just what? Another strength saving throw. I had to do the same part of it. The thing is I have... We're at 25. Yes. Yes. Another five?

Because you... If you roll low... You cannot get fucked. I agree. If I roll low, I'll use the bar of inspiration. Can I use barter conspiracy? Yeah. It's the saving throne.

Zaving. Yep. God, I still know what rules are for the... There's fucking is. Holy shit. I got 26. Yep. You're good.

Now it means I can use this for damage. That's it. Okay. You're good. This creature comes in. He's like zoom in and he takes two swipes at me, and somehow he misses. I resolve.

I, I dodge. I don't know. I don't get knocked in the river sticks. But out of reaction, I hold up my knife and kind of like try to shield myself as I put up my hand. And instead of the usual heat from the poem of my hand,

and a massive cone of cold burst forth, and I overcharge it. So it's eight times eight, is 64 plus six is 70 points of cold damage, plus another 10 is 80 points of cold damage as I max it out and take a shitload of necrotic damage

and Frost is building at my arm as I scream. And I try to blast this motherfucker on it. That's like reverse fire. 80. 80 total points of coal damage. What's the save on it? It's con. So if you, a con 20, you'll take half of that if you succeed on the con saving throw. Yeah.

Holy cracker, we're all. He's probably, I was going to say he's probably got a lot of con. Well, uh, well, I failed. I'm going to use one dread. Fuck. Back to back to back two. Get fucked. 17.

Sorry, I was very excited. That'll be 80 cold damage that you will receive, and if he dies, he's frozen solid. How do you do this? I freeze him solid and throws into the river sticks. That's bad. That's not good. The amount of cold is frozen solid and he falls into the river sticks. Well, maybe that'll preserve goodbye whoever we knew in Erie.

As you do this, as you believe, as you blast as this as he's swinging towards you trying to knock you in as you overcharge you see as feelings his veins are filled with necrotic dark magic and power as it as uh he sinks in and becomes hollow as a massive blast of frost as he completely uh it's frozen as you come to a statue as the eyes sink and once again this body shrinks and shrinks and and shrinks. As it gets smaller, it gets a human size. As the armor stays on, but you see the fur of a cat.

Yeah. As you see a vacant, terrified expression, unable to speak as the frozen corpse of warrior's heart begins to plummet. If I'm right there. falls, let's see. If I'm right there, I would attempt to scoop up her frozen body. Make an acrobatics check for me.

Oh. Okay. Acrobatics check is good. 27. 27. She's holding her little sword. Her little short sword. She has her shield.

She's wearing her armor. And you had seen in Milo's outfits, I don't think I ever described it, but he was wearing his pajamas with a little cap in the same. where they had been taken or turned. She has her shield, she has her little short sword, as you are able to grab the frozen statue of heart. As you hold her up in midair. I'm so sorry this happened to you.

They're getting plucked right out of a ventrists and turned into horrible monsters. It's specific. He's... P-man's doing this on purpose. Of course he is. He's choosing these people because we know knew and love them.

So what should we do? Artists can't banish her. I don't know. Meow. Is there like a... No, I guess we're just in mid-flared it. You're just in mid-flight. You see as, once again, all of these fortresses

have a flat top, like Ice Crime said about from narrative of convenience. And because it's cool. And you start to get damp as you're holding this, as the blasting heat. of Pizzunia is very quickly melting it. You start to see as it's starting to crack

as eventually the statue does melt away enough where it cracks and then the limbs slump as heart small shield with her little coat of arms that she had made and painted on this thing. And the sword tumble out of her

lifeless hands as she slumps forward. Her large cat eyes finally closing as her wet fur is is almost clinging to your outfit as her sword and her shield tumble into the river sticks. I would just try to fly over to where this platform would be just so that I can set her down and, you know,

and then what time is the girl at? I'm right behind. I don't, I have nothing. I can't, we can't fix this. We knew. What about Escher? Escher said that he could come before. He can come now. He's taking care of his own problems I know, but he can come after

We could just leave her here Oh, I hate to suggest this You could put her in the bag What? What? In my bag, there's no air in there And I would never have suggested it from Milo He was too disrespectful But it does feel a little disrespectful

But if it means safe her. Maybe it's okay. I suppose she's already gone. I mean, it's better than leaving her here. We have to fix Iris. I miss her voice.

Iris would have known what to do. Do you think... Do you think maybe we can offer this one to the river sticks to fix our cat? Like one cat for one cat sort of deal? Yeah, a life for life. I don't think it works that way. Shame on you.

It took every fiber. of my being to say, oh, thank goodness an MPC, no one cares about it. How dare you? She was a good friend of our She was. No, I miss her. Making an icono check. We'll find a way to, me? She heard you.

We'll find a way to, oh, we'll find a way to fix this. Meow. 22. Your knowledge of magic is deep and robust. Yeah, bud. You do know that all power comes at a cost. Oh,

as you've experienced and you do sense that there's a measurable power of your knowledge of the plains of what you've read of the river sticks is the power is vast and mighty is that it yearns for more bodies and souls if you do and there are other things that you can attempt to call out to to perhaps have perhaps try to solve this problem for iris that if you don't have the magical power but it will come at a great cost so i repeat everything the dm just that What? In a cryptic arcane way. I don't understand. What I'm saying. I was so cryptic and an arcane. What I'm saying is that life can pay for life. I mean, it...

She's already dead. There are lots of... Felix Ackerman, I will never forgive you. We need Iris. We need her. We have Iris. She's right here. Iris will never forgive you.

Iris would never forgive me. But... Not. What else is... Not her. Right. No one will ever forgive me for anything. This isn't about forgiveness. It's not about being a hero. It's not about being liked.

Can we like, I don't know, find a rat around here somewhere and like... I look around, a rat. I don't think so. Shit. Look, I don't even know. I'm not even sure what we could do. I just know that there's a reason why people call to the P-man, okay? Because when they're in trouble, they call out for greater powers, and it always comes with... the terrible cost. Toa? Caprice?

Yeah. This might sound insane. Stop me if it is. But you know that ability that you just did where it's like, oh hey, oh hey, what's your name? Yeah. You sort of kind of like, speak to someone that's not right here, right? Uh-huh.

Do you think that would work on a god? That's a great question. You know what I mean? Like if there was some way we could reach out to Anubis. and be like, hey man. I thought maybe we could just do that prayer style. You did suggest that. But, I mean, we don't have a connection.

Besides, isn't his power diminished? It's been, it's been years, years playing this campaign. I'm not totally sure where Nubis is right now. But I feel like, he can use the last of his abilities and power to solve this problem. If, if that doesn't work, I have a backup plan. But I really don't think Caprice's like you. What is it? There's already someone who helped you once.

Someone we know that is more powerful than the P-Man. I mean, I don't think if we say a man three times that we're gonna... But if anybody could call out to him, I think it could be you. I spent a lot of time researching devils and demons and what we've seen, no people on Adventress has ever seen before. for. And again, Iris might hate me forever, but this isn't about being liked. It's about ending this once and for all. And I'll deal with the consequences of people not liking me. I mean, we got lots of allies, right? There's a man. There's a man again. And then, and then

there's our clown giant friend. Do you think that the guy who gave me this mask? that he can give us some help I mean I feel like That's extremely funny I feel like My name No My entire face was like an arm that's been in a cast for a month

Yeah Way more than a month Way more than a month That's gross That's not good That's not canon. That's not canon. It's a little canon. Oh, you know.

So I do have a question. So it says that I cannot cast spells or activate magic items, but can I use abilities? Could I use Channel Divinity? Because that's not a spell or a magic item. Well, the question is you have an intelligence. Oh, yes, I know. So let me hear it.

What will you attempt to do? Well, I feel like even though Iris is essentially a cat, she is probably really hungry. And everyone around her right now is doing absolutely nothing for her. She is getting frustrated. And the only other person she knows is her God. And so I think she'd reach out to Anubis and ask for some, like, some fish or something. Dish of cream. In the hopes that Anubis would be like,

what's the ever-living fuck? And fix the problem. What the hell's the matter with you? Who the fuck is this? I think she would reach out and just be like, essentially, Daddy Anubis, help me. I'm starving. Go dead.

I'm helping me. Kitty wants cream. I would say, I would allow you, the connection of your God is level 18, right? 11. Clerus. I think that you could attempt to roll

a religion chapter and to see without an additional prayer, without everyone praying around you and all of that, but being in your feeble-minded state, you'd have to just roll it straight. If everyone else sat down and prayed

or something that might adjust it, but if you're just doing, just trying what you're trying to do, I think the inherent prayer is something, even if it's not, you know Big Puppy Woof-W-W-W-F-W-Gibs-F. Yeah, Big Puppy Woo-W-W-Gibs Fish.

Yep, yep. No. What is it? It's a 13. A 13. Well, because my int and my charisma are all dropped to 1. Oh, so my religion is, well,

I'm proficient, so it becomes a 1, Because it's minus fine, instead of plus six. Nimbatsi, my dude, if you could just give us a hand, what do you mean, who? No, no, wait, wait, wait. Why are you screaming? It's 3 a.m. There's food in your backpack. It's very funny. Look, I, we have a couple of options, but we got to move quick, and we need Iris back.

We can't do this without her. I think that we contact one of the A's. Who's the other A? Domenalmitters. My A. Good to put a bell on you. Who's the other other A? Oh.

Well, why are you scared to say anubis? Oh, yeah, Anubis. What the fuck? It's very scary. Who's the end of the world? I don't know what... We haven't tried that before, so maybe it might work. I could try. You could just try to, you know, do your thing?

I'll channel the energy again and cast sending in 25 words or less A new best sign I don't know if you can hear me or not The spell says creature And you're a god But damn an iris needs your help You're out you're out

You're out words And if you could just You were you offended that spells a lot Yeah I did Iris I need you to make a wisdom Check, add your proficiency. Natural 20. Yay!

It was meant to be. So 26. I need you to roll a D-100. Well, whiz, I'm that's a 64. 64. It's a good number. And it's the magic number. You wait, and you wait,

atop this fortress. No. And you suddenly, none of you see this or hear this. Shit. As you call out and you pray to Anubis. You call sending a message to Arcadia. You know Anubis to be. And Iris, you want a fish.

You want to be given a fish. You're hungry, maybe a mounds. Meow, tin fish, meow. You want some tin fish. And suddenly... Cream, meow. You start to pray. You don't know what prayer is, but you remember very vividly, despite your intelligence, you're a cat, you know the big dog. You know the big dog in the land of milk and honey.

And as a flash of glowing light, you smell that fragrance. And suddenly, there is no fish, but directly before Iris are two clay pots, or rather, a two clay pots, one of milk and one of honey. As it conjures and shimmers in sand. I immediately knocked them over and completely crack them. Oh, my God's sake. You and I do. Cats are not.

Just immediately. I immediately knocked them over and break them over. The milk and the honey spill out kind of ninks on top of the stone. And I begin to laugh it up. You do. You lap it up. And you lean down, you're arched over. And suddenly, the iris, as greener restoration is used on you.

Oh, my God. You are. Benevolent. You are utterly humiliated. None. Of you are watching this right now, turn around. Oh my God. Turn around, Felix.

Oh, she's back in Spong. Just let it. Just do that fire. Everyone to do that. Everybody gets one. Oh, Iris, thank goodness you're back. I was going to have to sacrifice a word of his heart to save you.

She's back. Iris, we were going to kill so many people. I will stand up and I will wipe the milk and honey off of my face and I'll look to see if they're looking. And I'll quickly get back down and laugh. and all up, and then I'll stand back up and dust myself off. It's fucking delicious. It is utterly nourishing.

You feel excellent. Sue, what did I miss? We defeated the South Wind. When I remember any of the... I don't think I would because I was... No, no. It would be like almost going into a coma or like a... A dream you can't remember.

A grim brain injury and then you were... Just a deep sleep injury. Yeah, yeah, we defeated the South Wind. I turned you to a T-Rex. You took a chop of a wing, so that's rolling around in there. So you don't even need me. No, no, we desperately need. It's really sucked without you,

and we found out that Felix is a real piece of shit sometimes. Felix, it's that hard? Unfortunately, it is. She was, she didn't deserve this. She didn't. We were really hoping to come back, because we were thinking of stuff in her and Toa's bag. What on earth is wrong with you?

We didn't know what to do without you. We don't have anything else to do with it. We have to leave her ear. We should send her back as we did with mine. Can we do that? Of course we can. With you, we can. We couldn't do it before.

We were freaking out. Do you have a way? I do. Without like, you know, it being too detrimental to the whole, you know, Pizzou, I mean, Pee Man thing. God, talk. Don't say Pizzu. You have to pee man this shit.

Considering. From my perspective, I was flying towards entity number two, and now I have awoken up covered in milk and honey, my resources are tapped in no way whatsoever. I think I can manage to expend one bit of energy. One of them is ritualistic in nature. It doesn't cost much but time. Oh, well, that's good.

A simple touch is I will lean down and cast gentle repose on her. You do. And once again, she will... Anubis. You know that the big dog in some. sky is, was a new. Big donkeys, I think that for a second and I smack myself. No, got under the mountain. It's wrong with you. Last for me. And I'll reach down and I'll cast gentle repose. And then while I'm holding on to her, I'll just keep holding on to her. If you have any words

to say to her, say them now. I'm prepared to send her back. You were a great friend and you are, you helped us survive in a place and I don't think we would have made it through if it hadn't been for you we wouldn't be here I'm sorry for what we had to do and hope I think that you know

based on the time we spent together I think you would understand hopefully you don't remember any of it and everything's going to be okay we're going to get you patched up once we sought this whole end of the world thing out Toa's right.

I'll let go what he said. And my final words to warrior's heart will be that I have a plan. And I think I have a way that we can fix this. Thank God. I don't know what he did to you to bring you here, but you're strong. And you're still a warrior to us. And I'm sorry. I will reach down and put my hands on either side of her face.

You will one of the first. greatest apaxies I've ever known. What you have done here today is saved the world, and I will send her back to a ventress. You place her hand just as you maybe lay her out like a warrior's funeral, and although she is wet,

there's a bit of certainty to her repose, as once again the shimmering and flash of light as the dead body of warrior's heart is sent back to Erios and I had forgotten to mention but as soon as you had frozen

the block, the Duke of the South Wind the whipping, howling wind from the South had dissipated in a gyrating explosion in the portal above you releasing the energy and you had all heard the The madden gibbering of Thora's Dune as the portal and the tether to Iriose has been severed. Half of the portals to Striga and the former prison of the chain god have been severed. Did you guys hear what that creature said?

When she was still that thing? It was taunting me about my love. It specifically mentioned that their souls aren't here. If we had tried to bring him back or resurrect him in some way, it might not have worked. Whoa. Which means if that's the case, I think we can get their souls back. And that means Iris really did save them maybe. That's right.

There's a chance when all of this is done, we can fix it. I also feel emboldened. And it's because the creatures that P-Man's chosen to defend his power, all of this setup, everything that's happening during this great war, and he chooses the things that we love most, he's as afraid of us, because we might be of him. Huh? You're right. Well said.

Felix, I'm sorry. I was just upset. It's okay. I don't know it against you. It's like I said before. this isn't a popularity contest. It's about saving the world. If I have to do more awful things to make sure that the rest of the existence is okay,

well, then I've got a few more awful things I have to do. And hopefully at the end of the day, whoever judges my heart, my soul, maybe they'll let it slide because they'll understand where I'm coming from. Hopefully only three more things. Three more awful things. We can do that. Easy peasy. You're right, though?

Yeah, I'm gonna be fine. I think I know who else we're gonna have to kill. You think you know? I think I'll do. Do you want to tell us so maybe we can be prepared? Sometimes it's good to get these things out. Have a drink about it. Have a sneaking suspicion that I know who it is.

It's all right. It's okay. We're going to face it together, and we can. fix it like Felix said. We'll fix it together. I think it's gonna be okay. It's gonna be fine. As far as I'm sort of thinking about it, I'm not really Tawa anymore. And you're not really Felix. And you're not really Capriese. And you're not Lufty and you're not Iris. What do you mean, Tola?

At this point, we have to do what it takes to win. We have to do what it is. Whatever it is, it's going to save the universe. Yes. What that means is it doesn't matter what Toa, Windchaser, Kamenui thinks. Of course it does. It doesn't. We are all just, we're the wings of the raven.

We are all just implements of Zern's plan. That's how I'm thinking about it. It's not going to feel bad when I'm not. I have to put down Captain Freewing. If it's any consolation, he wouldn't want to be like that. He wouldn't want to be like that at all. He would welcome us freeing him from that sentence. None of them would want to be like that.

Even if he did, I'd still kill him as much as I hate to say it. Nothing else matters right now. Just hopefully we can bring them some peace. Once it's all said and done, then I can be told. again. I want toa back as soon as we can. So let's go. I don't want to wait in the moon. Unless we're going to really wait, we got to move. Let's go west. All right. Do we, how long do you think it's been? Hour and a half? And how long have we been here? Here? Like hanging out or like after the battle? Yeah, yeah. Like resting. I don't think

probably 20 minutes, maybe 30 because of the prayer and all of that. But I'm a mechanical perspective and just being halfway done, this might be our last chance to, you know, sit. Just throwing it out there. I mean, I sing a song and we could bandage up, 30 more minutes. We're halfway there. Whoa, oh. I'm beat the shit. And I could use it.

I feel really guilty because I'm 100% fine. Yeah, could you get in there? Just get in there. I was in there. I just happened to also get in and out. I'm mechanically bloodied. you have full health. I do believe...

That's just like a youth problem. No, no, no, no. I'm just... I do believe, and maybe I'm wrong. I'm not sure how monks work, but if you forego jumping out of the battle, you might be able to hit again. What?

Your flurry of blows is what you're using to get out, yes? Yeah. Flurry of blows. Blows is smacking people. So if you don't use one of those flurries to leave, you could use it to smack again. No, it doesn't cost anything. She's playing mechanically optimally.

Really? There's nothing better she could be doing. It just sucks for you. Yes, she's going to be okay. I don't know how monks work. The rest of us are going to get beat to shit. It's truly shocking. That's lovely.

Fine, okay. Episode, Kelsey's playing the most optimally she's ever done. Well, there's the time. That's right. Better late than that. No time like the busy. Fuck you. Out of pure.

We're proud of you. We're proud of you. Yay. We have to go. Are we going? Wait! I'm tired. Bye!

I'm late tired. We're gonna take a short rest. Are you eating for rest? Yeah, if it's only 30 more minutes, we're even an hour, we zip to one tower, we're next, we're good, flame runs out. Take your rest. You enjoy the benefits of a short rest as you hear.

I will use my pearl of power to regain a third level spell sign. And I'm going to cash in arcane recovery because I don't think we're getting another short rest. Probably not. you feel, you hear the screams once more. As you're resting, one mirror on this ziggarok, suddenly you hear as another human gets ripped in

and is screaming as horribly transformed into a rock and flies into joining the rest of the flock flying towards the portal of the eclipse. As you see the surging portals, these spider fiends are all spilling in continually. Fighting against the rocks, this war that's raging on around you is something that is horrible to witness. As you see innocents dying and being transformed ripped apart. I use ten hit dice. But this is not your battle.

As you look up, you can faintly see the battle between the flock of Bazuzu. and the V-Vathe, still raging on as hundreds, thousands are dying on either side. And you know that this horrible battle is the longer that it takes, the more will die, but it is not your fight as well. You must destabilize these tethers. You must give every advantage of that you can, or else it will be effortless for the Lord of the aerial planes to annihilate. and six hit nice interval. Okay.

You are going to the western. We're headed west. We're headed west. We're not flying over the middle. Hell no. As you're going around the clock, so to speak. As you fly to slay the Duke of the West Wind, which is an Aldenox egg.

Oh, I got that all right. You see the bloody river that had a river that had fed into the river sticks. You follow this river as it then empties into an enormous chasm. A canyon that runs for what looks like hundreds of miles that is that is almost miles across as well. The depths going so deep that you cannot see. You see that there are some of the humanoids that are, some of the mortal souls who are begging Pizzou for salvation are appearing above this and falling shrieking into the abyss before flying out as a rock,

as a demon to join the flock of Pizzou. And it is there that you see the egg. It is oval shaped strange in its, it almost looks palatial. It looks if there was a palace of some sort of high-ranking demon here long ago that seems to be in ruins. There's the avian and there's the avian features all around it.

And above it, you see the the wind is howling in and out and in and out. And as you fly over this chasm, attempting with the swirling portal above Aldenox egg, you feel the blasting hot wind as it hits you towards this chasm. Everyone needs to make a Constitution saving from. I'm okay at this.

No more decks. 23. Let's lay off the decks for a bit. 23. 21. 27. Pass, pass, pass. Sorry, what was it? Constitution Saving Throne. Please. These are your doodling.

Yeah. It's got 22. Passes. So many itches in here. Iris. I will know in a second, sorry. I had to reset from my people mind. Constitution saving throne.

13. 13. 13. You, the blasting heat that scorters is, is so overwhelming and exhausting, you take a level of exhaustion from the heat and the horrid wind. You're also feeble-minded.

And you feel it now, as similar to the other ones, I perhaps did not explain this as well, as to each direction you feel the Western wind now, blasting hot, and it whips into the blood rift in and out, creating this fiendish, demonic wind tunnel. As you see, as you see, the Duke of the West Wind, four wings extended, a face that is somewhat familiar to you.

A jagged Raven's beak, a black feathers, as you see almost Virgil Zerns familiar, but in humanoid form, enormous humanoid form. What? Damn. It raises a great scepter above its head. dressed investments, almost in

mockery with the images of the Raven Queen in upside-down effigy, horrible, grotesque depictions of a Raven Queen that I can't mention on stream for a variety of reasons. But you see this priest of a raven

as you fly towards it. Oh my God. And you see as the jagged beak opens the six-eyed raven looks at you and says, No God can help you here, even after feasting on milk and honey. The four wings beat and fly towards you and says, You saw what I did to your friend, Zern.

I will do the same to you. I need everyone roll for initiative. As it opens its beak in a devouring manner, As you see the surging strange bed. In the mockery, there is no divine power here as you see this scepter swirling with necrotic magic. 20 to 25. 23.

Nice. Let me just change the music here so I don't forget. Yeah. Bo-d-da-d-d-d-d-a-d-d, classic horse shit. Boo. Boot. Boop. Boop.

So Toe got a 23. Yep. 15 to 20? 18. 19. You could go first. 19 for Felix. Oh, then I go first. I thought you said. I got an 18, so you go first. Wow, there's two of you again? They both had 18. So what did you get? We're just 20s. Oh, I got a 10. 10. Which is the lift you going first?

Yes. Okay. And same thing, starting 60 feet away from it, same thing, same moth. So same mini. That's the attention. And now we're seeing where the Duke of the West Wing, the West Wing, The West Wing, great show. I never actually. How about the Duke of Jag as well? The Duke of Jack. The Duke of Jack.

West Wing. He is even less than Iris. The Duke of Jack. He is not super dexterous. It is, this is a priest. As Toa, you see the raven in the mockery of the religious vestments as the cleric of the Duke's fluselieu.

lies towards you. I... Last thing. Surging above, tethered similarly, you see the porthole. Above the... Horthole. Horthol. ...and surging and swirling as you see the great mountains and sprawling forests

and the highlands of Koravakya. I'm gonna fly out again and be the first of my friends to make contact with these beasts. these beasts and try to beat up this mace through those dumb nerds. That's very funny. That's a crit. Natural fucking 20. Oh, let's go.

That is a hit, presumably, 20-something. Something. Oh, let me check for my whatever. Duke, Duke, Duke of Owls, Ows, Ows. Oh, the Duke of Owls. Oh, oh. Hey, big hit big.

That's 100. Right? Double zero is 100, right? Well. Welcome to the fucking team. Yeah. Yeah. So that prox?

If it's, yeah, if it's, all zeros, it's 100. It's an exclusive club that you and I both get to enjoy it. No one made a rockadoodle reference. We had the Duke of Owls. Unbelievable. No, we made Duke of Roel. Yeah, we made Duke of Role.

That was all we got. That was all we got. So, my crit is going to be. A boltload? This many of D-6s? This is not ideal, honestly. Hold on. I don't know how many brutal critical...

This is the problem using a mall as a barbarian high level is that... I don't... I'm only adding D-6s instead of D-12s. Three additional weapon dice on a crap. So this is the normal crept.

That's the brutal critical. And then that's the next... Damn, dude. If you're more D-6s. And... Yeah. I'm gonna get two. Thank you. That's the next tip. I'm so excited to hear this click-cluck.

Clickety clackadee. Y'all hear that. Wait. Hold on. Sorry, one second. I don't want to hold on. You're not clickety clackety clackety. Yeah, smack.

But don't I, when I crit, can I build, can I bonus action or is it going to be a bonus that? Hold on, hold on, sorry, sorry, sorry. I believe that weapon master is a, Great weapon master When you score it's a bonus action but I need to rage I'm not raging Presumably unless I could have raged before now. I'll say that's We roll these guys

Nice nice. Nice oh nice. Okay so we got there's a 10 wow Then we got a 10 and then we got a 10 and then we got a 10 So 10 20 30 42 plus a bazillion plus a bazillion plus a plus, that was three hits, I believe. 42 plus 48 is what? 90. 90. 90 points of magical bludgeoning damage. Jesus fucking Christ.

90? 90. As this raven is, you smash in and smash in and smash in as you hear the cracking of bird, of avian bones, there is no armor. These are holy vestments. of a priest as Toa, make an intelligence check straightforward. The winds

are swirling around me as, I don't have a whole lot of intelligence as Toa. I'm a simple man. Oh, shit. Oh my God. Did you kill it? 19. Let's go. It is very clear to you that it feels as if after fighting the

vulture and then the owl and then the raven, it feels as if each one of them has been weaker every time you face them. Oh. Closing the portals and defeating the dukes, let's end this, is making them weaker. Very nice.

You would register that. So I felt like I did a pretty good hit. What? That was a pretty big thing that I'm very. The winds are swirling around. The two-can totem swirls my totem again one more time as I cropped Wind Fury. I am...

Totem. You don't even know them. Just fall out the wrong tube. Oh, don't you hate that? Then I'm not gonna haste you. No, no, no. I think we say that. I think we say better off just fireball in this mofo.

As you see as this, as the one hand raises up and it's this talent and he looks at you and he looks at you and he looks at the dangling light at your forehead. at your forehead. Eska. Oh, it's still gone. The Eska that's still there.

Do you still have that? He says, you are nothing more than a pawn just like he is. As he looks over at Caprice as he attempts to rend you with these chronic looking claws as he's going to make, is he advanced against you? I forgot you still had that. Me too.

I forgot. This whole time, every conversation I've had with Toa has actually had a slightly disgusted look on feelings. Right. It's like he has a big mole on his face and we keep like a... You don't know about it, so you haven't brought it up. You notice that like everyone just isn't quite looking you in the eye? Yeah. That's very funny.

Toa, I'm gonna be serious. We're gonna have to talk about it. 26 ahead. Not minus six, yeah, that hits. It's like when your waitress spills butter sauce all over your pants. all over your pants. Guys, I swear to you can't keep my pants. And to constantly remind

people that you didn't piss your pants. Guys, I swear I swear. Why do you bring you up? 28 slashing damage and 28 slashing and what about her sauce. I love you all. And eight poison damage

as it rends and that is the legendary action. Now it's the player action. I'm going to let it lie here. The layer. The light. I'm really sorry. I'm just so burpy today. As you see now that around this chasm

and sprawling for Aldernox egg is a massive battlefield, perhaps where thousands of battles have taken place and you see demonic bones, devilish bones, where devils had invaded or Yugoloff had invaded in this blood war for years, and you see as the as the, this raven priest calls out and says, you will be a casualty of war,

as extends a talent and a massive whirlwind of bone and narcotic energy swirls around directly you. Directly you up top. And you need to make a strength saving friend. Strength, you say. Dude, you're getting jacked up here, man. You know, but that's my job.

This is why I'm here. I'm coming through us. Okay, all right. 23. That was the DC. That's fucking dumb. I'm like, they're probably not. You're dreading.

Whoops, get dreaded. Dreaded. Prediction started. Please. 23. Got it again. Back to back in the lines. No.

Okay. You are, I'm really strong. The bones rise up. You almost see these strange like abomination. abomination that are created from different types of bones trying to grab you, filled with necrotic magic. You are very grateful that you passed.

I am. I am very grateful that I passed. And it's okay, that's layer action. Felix is up. I sprint out, and by that I mean I fly, as I kind of loop around this way, and I'm holding up my daggers, my right hand fills with fire, and I yell,

Doa heads up! And I throw a fireball, and I'm gonna need you make a Dex DC20 saving, bro. Oh wow. Cassie was at level three. It's not very dextrous, I realize. Rer. Rewol.

All these are re-rolled. These are my. 16. That's it. That's a fail. I'm rolling the dread. So that's 20. I think Mike is scared.

He's using all those dreads. He's getting, he's getting, 18. Damn. That's a fail. 18, okay. So he'll take 37 points of fire damage.

Sweet. As the. fireball lands and Toa feels nothing. It explodes as the lights up as it burns. It says, You will suffer the same phrase as your companion. She was scared not a warrior craving. Okay.

I feel like by now, Tobe would be so used to the light and the explosion and the fire like whipping around him. Yeah, you don't even think about it. It doesn't even face you. It's just another day that ends in life. Another day. He looks at you, raises a sceptor as a blast of your chronic energy goes towards you as he uses chill touch mechanically at 17. Who's a key?

Hey, that's my spell. Yeah. Well, a character level seven. That was allowed to use that, but me. And also every time. 28 to hit. This guy has a love, what? 28 to hit.

And erupting Earth. Wait, 28 to hit. Wait, is it an attack roll? It is. Hold on. That applies to rage, right? You're disadvantaged. That'll, I, that's certain.

It's certainly. Oh, well, no, I mean, hold on. Yeah, it's fine. It'll be a 24. No! 24. That's out of my shield range, I get it. Okay, you're gonna take some, you're gonna take some of product damage.

Not the Victoria Special! Four fours, so that is, of 16 points. Oh God, he's still touching my nuts. 16 points of necrotic damage, and you cannot regain hit points until the start of your next turn. Yikes. Oh, I do have temp, HP though, so that's good.

Oh, yeah, thank you. Are you within range of me? No, no. Two legendary actions. It's okay. No, you're not. All right, I will rush forward. Why would it take damage?

Those were only two attacks. You don't talk about how you. about her, you don't even think about her, okay? And I will make a spinning spoon attack on him and then follow it up with a bow and a punch. With my flurry of bloogies. Every time you say that, you roll less than five. Gerry a bone.

That's a fucking nightmare. That is a fucking nightmare. All right, 18. Is 18 here? He doesn't. Okay. 17. 17 hits, exactly what you needed. Okay. Did you get hit by that attack? I thought that was a one. Yes, you were resistant to the damage.

It was just a weird seven. I totally forgot about that. Yes, just a weird seven. So I'll gain. That would have been good to remember. Why? Why resistant? So even if it's if it's still hits, you're going to resisted to it. Because of your ability. Because of my ability. Oh, nice. Wow. That's a big feature I've been forgetting for probably multiple multiple months. 22.

So I don't lose any HP, I have just as six in my temper. eight of my temporary hit points. Oh yeah, we should all have 10. Two temp. Which we'll go back up to 10. Let's over my next. What is this? I got hit after my turn.

60 points. 60? Well, you should have gone into the fight with it because you would have had turn. So seven of those are thunder damage. Thunder. Thunder? Thunder?

Thunder! Thunder cats, he's not even resisted to it. Okay. So. It matters. I don't know if you care. That's very good. It's very good. And then I will turn around and look at Caprice and say,

I'm staying. Are you happy? God. Finally. Fuck. Thank you. Why do you fight with a spoon? Pick something sharp. And with that, because she stayed in, foolish mistake, your friend is a fool. as he's going to use a legendary action,

legendary action. But he is his advantage. Fuck. He is. Hold on. And if Luffy still gets hit, it's resistant. How long does that last? Always.

28. 28 to hit. As long as I get, as long as I hit it on my turn. Slices. It's for my next round. Okay. Ooh.

I guess I was stunned. 28 points of slashing and, 28 points of slashing and. 28 points of slashing end. I'm gonna reduce that using a feather from my pium. And nine points of poison. So 28 slashing and nine poison. I can't be poisoned, does that matter?

You can still take the damage. I can still take the poison damage. So first you're resistant to all of it. So what is that? How much was the total? 28 plus 9 is 37. 37. Okay.

Have that, so 36, so what's that? 18. 18-ish. Okay. Minus. I'm sorry to lose my brain. Seven. I'm going to use my reaction.

And a spectral wind spirit, pick the animal. An albatross, an albatross, I love it. Oh, there we go. Reduced by another, by 16. Zero. You take one. It was 16? Oh, no, you take like one.

You take one. It was 18, minus 7 is 11, minus 16. That's why. That's why. Seven, I thought it was minus one. Oh yeah. Then zero. And then reflect back, 5, 10, 15, sorry, 10.

He takes 16 damage. I think that was an ill-advised choice. Yeah. Okay. That is... I got you. Pretty sure out. Well fucking done, Loofty.

Good job. You get inspiration. And I will fly forward to... I forgive you for being an idiot. 510, 15, 20, 25, 30. So, 20, 25. 30, 30. I will start singing here.

I'm going to continue to sing Bruno Mars as I cast Really thematic for ultimate episode. Thank you. Thank you. It was really... You know, if I had more time to prepare songs, then I would sing those songs. You've had six years,

damn it. I'm going to cast circle of power. I'll have to concentrate on it. But everybody within range of 30 feet, which is everybody, enjoys advantage on saving throws against spells and other magical effects. Oh, that's so good. Additionally, when an effective creature succeeds on a saving throw made against a spell or magical effect that allows it to make a saving throw to take only half damage, it takes no damage instead. Yeah, like evasion. That is so fucking good.

I would take a grenade for you. Nobody knows that song. It's a great fucking song. And I sing it and I float here in this mind. 20s pop music. That'll be my turn. That's movement, that's everything. What does that do again?

Advantage on saving throws. You do that as he sings Bruno Mars. Is it an aura or now that we have it, it's on us? It's an aura. So it emanates from me. It's an origin of me. Stay within 30 feet. Got me.

And so you all are filled with the essence of Bruno Mars. So you all get 50,000. $50 million in debt because of your gambling. It's very funny. Oh, fuck! I lost it. Why did I do this? I have a quick, Bruno Mars question.

In one of the songs, he says, I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. Does that mean that he's dangerous because he has money in his pocket, or he becomes a dangerous man when he gets... I think he just happens to have money in his pocket unless he's a dangerous man. Okay. Let's go gambling! Oh, dang it! Oh, dang it! Oh, dang it!

Oh, dang it! Oh, does he have a gambling problem? problem? Allegedly. I don't know. We're not spreading. I'm a dangerous man with some money in my pocket. How many hip- If it's that inflection, how much help does everybody have? 175. 209. I'm telling you.

I actually have to tell you. Kelse says 165. 158. I'm the lowest. But I'm also four feet away. I'm in the next zip code. Okay, that's it. What do you mean that's it? I'm going to use.

I'm going to use. I'm good. Tromstein. Creeping death on you. Oh, good. What is that? Oh, that definitely, not creepy death.

I'm using chillow. See? It's good. When you have it, you use it. Disadvantage. 20. Disadvantage. Is it an attack roll?

Yes. Hold on. What is this worth? D12. I think he says, 19. A 19 I am going to go

Don't fuck up and I'll use cutting words To reduce that by a D12 Wow A natural one, okay Let's fucking go Yep, that's it Okay Wait, you rolled a 1?

No, I rolled a minus 9 And then I dreaded it And then it was a natural 1 So that means that your actual attack is 18 Well that's a rule is it wouldn't You had an 18 and you're subtracting it by 1 So it's an 18 No, no, minus 9 to subtract

So I'm at 11 Oh, that does not get Yeah, exactly right. That's why I'm trying to move on it. At least he didn't. Okay. Iris'uro. I didn't hear that one. I'm sorry. Only because I completely, I physically can't see Toa, so I forgot. His Eska thing, does it seem like the kind of thing

that could be cured with Greater Restoration? What does Greater Restoration do? It is. It gets for curses. I don't think it gets rid of growths, though. Well, do you have any Dr. Souls? Freeze. Yeah, and if I had remembered it was there,

I would have done it much earlier, but I am concerned about what it will end up doing, and I really have nothing I can do right now. It might be important for the plot of the sequential campaign. Don't worry about it. What do you mean sequential campaign? Only the four of us have context on with. Forget about it, continue.

I don't understand. Oh, it's a salt marsh thing, isn't it? I don't know. I forgot that I had it, but I put some pieces together. Likely. So you don't want me to try and do anything to do anything? You can do whatever you want. I just don't think it is... And Toa would feel, this is not just a Ritchie thing, this is a Toa thing, he would not feel it would be a wise use of a fifth level spells lot. I have a staff that we have to accept our friends, growth dangly bits at all. I think that we are going to, we're going to be so horribly corrupted all the time, we should save those charges.

In my opinion. Okay. If you're asking me. I will toll the debt. Okay. Wisdom saving throw. It's all right, Terry. You're still hot.

You got it. I suddenly. 19? That fails. And so it's 4D12 because he's been damaged. Which I? Forty 12. It should be more than that.

No, it's D12. It's 4D12 plus 6. Four damage. Four damage die. Well. 10. 10. 10.

15. 21 points of necrotic damage. What? Not that I know. Spells that let you roll a D20 for the does he seem like he takes the normal amount of necrotic damage? Necotic?

Oh. As he's raiding with necrotic, he is immune. As it feels like he is not affected at all. Mm. Thank you for making me check. You're very welcome. You're very welcome. I fear I'm going to be almost useless

in this battle. You're never useless. We love you. Just keep us healthy. You want me to turn you into some... Oh! No, I prefer being myself. What about some...

No, I prefer being myself. What about some? Are you trying to speak whale? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I prefer being myself. Good choice. Whale was a terrible choice. Fun aside, every time Maggie sees a whale on TV,

she goes, Mama. Brutal. Which I just love. Brutal. That's so cute though. Good old whale mom. You have spent too much time. You've wasted so much time.

You know that time is the only thing that you can't get back. As he raises hands and cast time stop. Oh, fuck. That's a nine full. That's a ninth global. What does that do? So he will get at least one free turn up to four free turns, where we could do nothing.

None of those turns can be used to deal damage to us. If he deals damage to anybody, at times breaks, time stop breaks. But basically he'd be able to cast a bunch of spells on himself and then come out of his free turn, be like fucking crazy. Not idea. I mean, I'm happy to try a third level of counterspell

because I'm not going to waste a knife on it. I don't think I waste a knife on it either, but I think that I could take this one. You've been spelling like crazy. I'm sure I've got this loss. It's up to you. Dex contest that shit. I'm going to counter spell third level,

and I'm just going to have to roll for it. Roll. It's a ninth level spell. Yep. It's a 19th level spell. Or 19 is the DC. It's a 19th level spell. We all just ignite into flames.

It just explode. out of our mirror. The DC's 19 and I need to roll. Oh, on my turn, could I have moved up? I didn't need to take my movement. I don't want to be like in battle, but I basically want to be between Caprice and Lufty. Oh, oh, like that. Like there? Oh, sorry, Felix and Lufty. Oh, like here. Yeah. I want to be like 15 feet between you both if I can. Yeah. Yeah, it's perfect. I need a 13 or higher. I mean, that's not unreasonable. Let's five twists.

I don't know if we twist, if we can twist something like the counter spell. That's pretty cheap. It's up to Mike. Yeah, so yeah. So all is an ability check. You have five. The counterfeit is just an ability check.

I don't know that. It's not anything special. Eight or higher, right? Jesus. Is that a seven? That's a seven. Good try. What?

That was fate. That was fate. That was fate. That was bad. We were one shot. The time stops. Three turns. Fuck.

This could be very bad. I just, I feel like I completely... Time goes by so slowly. No, it's literally tight that. That's mind-blown. That is, fuck. That's weird. What the fuck? You said I was singing it

and it appeared in front of me as, that was wild. That's so weird. Well done, nose. Well done. Good thing I have a time. timeless body. Yep.

The lift evil never die. I can't be aged magically or suffer. It affects a little age. No, I can still die from it. Too much time on my hands. What I was gonna do with this spell was cast Crown Stars, vestiture of flame, and then use my third one as a damaging spell

to break the time stopping. Oh, so you'd use your last time to damage because you'd just do it, why not? Can you also do like the insanity guitar the one where you become like super buff oh you could you could but you have to careful not it's called a not morton came sort it's up tensors floating strength to know something tensors tensors strength tensors insanity body tensers giant growth anyway yes to rely on to over not too many concentrations and I think that

yeah you transformation back you tens is time as as bzz as he says this. And it feels like no time passes at all. What the phone. But you can't, you snap to and you hear these slavering, gnashing, horn you smell the stink of undead. As you are surrounded by 20 ghouls.

As they have been summoned forth. I love that. As they all lunge forward. I love that for us. And attack you all at once. these flying, abominable bone constructions. Yikes. As good, a good.

There's four of them on each of you, exactly right. Well, if we can group up enough, I'll just nuke them to death. And so I'm gonna do rolls to see, I'm gonna do claw attacks on everybody. And so we're gonna quickly do it down the line here. First attack, we're gonna just do down the line, toe up. 14, no. 10, no.

16, no. 20, no. Okay. Felix. I cast shield. Okay, what is that? 23. Natural one. Oh, they can't hit. They can't hit.

Lofty? Disfanish. Oh. Caprize, do you mind passing me a large cubicle measured device? 20. Nope. Okay. Caprize.

Caprice, I figured out. 18, Caprice? It hits. 18, right. Conce saving throw. 18? Eight. What?

Eight. Eight. You are paralyzed as you take, as the bone constructions around you from this battlefield. You take eight slashing damage, and the next two are advantaged. 20 and 16. So that is a crit as you're going to. to take as the TORID 10, 13, 15 points of slashing damage.

So there were two attacks that hit you. As they rend into as you lock up from this necrotic curse. Finally, Iris, 19. Misses. 20. That hits. That hits. Conceding through, please.

Natural one. You were paralyzed, so nine points of slashing damage. Holy shit. Nine more of slashing damage and then mess. And then that is gonna hit six points of slashing damage. That is it. It is now... My aura fades.

What? That was concentration as well. Fuck. Okay, so we no longer have advantage on saving throws? He's paralyzed. Wait, what is that? I thought Iris was paralyzed. I'm paralyzed.

I'm paralyzed. Iris and Capriza Paralyzed. Both are, oh my God. That is his turn. Toa, you're up. That's a fucking problem. That's okay. Holy shit.

Holy shit. Oh, my God. They're all flying in the air. They're swirling around. Large swirled. We have the Legion. Take down the big man. Take down a big man.

Torcar is your destiny. Fire good. Yes, fire good. I am going to, first I'm going to lay into this guy with two attacks. That'll hit. That'll hit. 17 is the AC. That still hits.

I'm going to Vinfioly. Can I use the clown-plush.com? You can also use it to pump damage. He's going to use it on any roll. We have. Seven plushes in one. Go. Clown plush.

My clown plush. Flown plush. Long plush. It's by plushies, I need tea. Please. My children need wine. She said getting wine? I'm 241 points of what you call it damage, magical bludgeoning.

And then you'll see my Eska. Kind of like glow just a little bit. And you'll start to kind of feel. to kind of feel that same sense of the river sticks as as the wind that's whipping around me, all of a sudden, within that wind is water and shark's teeth. As I use blood frenzy of Stygia, as a bonus action until the rate, I'm going to deal five plus strength modifier, which is 11 points of damage to each enemy within 25 feet of me. And they all almost, you're must make a con saving throw it or be blinded until the end of my next time.

I'm going to just roll one for all of them. I don't feel like rolling that. I like that. Natural fucking one. Okay. They're all blinded. Terrible. And they take a bunch of them take 11 damage.

And then he does two. Oh, he takes 11 damage? Yeah, he takes 10. As the bones are, you join the bones, uh, and or rather the teeth are swirling around as everything gets frigidly cold as 12 points you said? 11. 11. If he's concentrating on anything.

It's tearing up his wings and his feathers, although there's swirling of all of these fiendish bone constructions around these ghoulous constructions, you are... So did he fail the con-save, too? Oh, he needs to roll it? Yep. There's no way that he's going. He's six?

That passes, yeah. Dang. So the ghouls that are like here-ish are all blinded for a round. Does that make them disadvantaged on attacks and we're advantaged against them? Okay. Which are these two?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Basically everything that's in, one, two, three. Are all, how about the ones around me? He's gonna read you. Yeah, those are old. Is anyone in melee? It's basically, he's gonna rent you toa. All the ones around us and then these four here.

24. He's not blinded. 24? Yeah. To hit? Yes. That hits. Okay. I'm hitting stuff, so just let me do it. 16 points of bludgeoning damage and, uh-oh.

12 poison. That's literally. I'm not resistant to that, am I? Should be resistant to some of it. Bludgeoning I was, poison. Okay, with that, it is Felix's turn. Oh no, layer. No, there should be a layer. I'll maintain game state even though I'd like to go. You would love to go when you would love to go. I would love to go. If only I was level 20, I could cast fireball for free over and over again. Mm-hmm. That seems broken. I mean, I'm level 20. That seems broken.

It is a little bit. Kill my minions! And they are all going to attack again. I cast shield. But they're all this advantage, they're blinded. Oh no, my shield is still just active. It's on my turn. So just to maintain games, all the ones that get on Felix

are not disadvantaged. And then two on Iris and two on Caprice are not disadvantaged. Okay. And I will Iris first. And I do still have to. I still should. Oh, so that's baseline because there's natural one on Iris. And 12 on Iris.

and the others are a disadvantaged. 16? Nope. And then, okay. They're all? Oh. None on Caprice. All of them are on me. They're just straight on you.

You're straight on me, but I have 23 AC. Okay. 18, 12. I don't think only a natural 20, it's only the only the only thing. We'll save the charge if they don't even hit you. No, no, I'm saying it's still active from the last round. It hasn't been certain.

Oh, sweet. That's fucking good. Caprice, are they blinded around Caprice? Two of them are. blinded and two of them are not. Okay, so straight on Caprize. 16? Nope. 22. Yep. Okay, this is a crit. What's a crit? What's a crit? On Capri's. Um. Is it not a crap? Oh, if you're paralyzed. No, it's still a crit. Okay. Oh yeah, paralyzed. Because you can't do anything. Every hits a crit. Every hits a crit. Okay. I'm not gonna say. 18 points of, uh, of, uh,

Slashing damage. 18 points of flashing damage? And then I'm gonna use my reaction. Okay. Don't do it. No, I'm not going to use my reaction. I'm fine. And then we have Lifty.

You have taking damage, right? No. Oh, you haven't? No. Because I'm really good at this. Her AC's like 30. You need to attack Lutty more. She's now playing off the ball.

She's on killing. Pover point scrabble this whole time. No, they all missed. For six years. Who have I not done? Felix. No, you got, you missed all them. Just toa? Do you tow?

No. They're all advantaged. But against me. They're blinded, though. Oh, so they're straight against me. Natural one. Natural 20, folks. Wow. Cons saving throw, that happened. Con saving throw. Oh, wow. Or you're paralysis.

12 points of slashing damage to you? Con saving throw. Hold on. So that's, I think two more attacks on you. I need to get my temp back, and then 12, you said? So that's six. I guess I, I mean, like, if damage is, Oh, this is dangerous, but I'm not gonna waste a twist. His stuff and my stuff.

Am I still technically damaged even though I don't have any damage? 15? That's enough? You mean if he negated damage? Yeah. Oh, God. So it's straight. Okay. All right. 23 to head. That'll do it.

Cawks aiming throw. Oh, God. And then that's gonna be nine points of slashing damage. Which is four. Okay, that's it. That's a layer action. Felix, right. I regain temp HP back to 10, and I happily sacrifice myself to kill all of these.

Because I can tank these mofos will make you fucking get you and fucking get. So I fireball this whole thing, which gets everybody except for the guys that are on me. I need them all to make Dex 20 saving throws. Dext, I don't, okay? I can't use a reaction when I'm... Actually, roll damage. Correct. We'll see how much HP they have.

I rolled three twos to three ones. They become twos again. That's a two as well. So six, twelve, eighteen, twenty four, plus another six is thirty-two plus six is thirty-eight points of fire damage. Yeah, thirty-what did I just say? 38. 38 points of fire damage. Half of they succeed. Yeah, that's twenty. Uh, they can't survive.

So they are annihilated. I'm gonna roll for the ball. Fucking amazing. Yes. Decks is an 18, does that pass? No, I'm dreading. That's lower. So he takes how much? So 38 points of fire damage.

38? 38. 19. And he cannot be resistant. Half of 19. Oh, he can't be resistant. Oh, let's go. Just from the back, again, I'm like, an artillery. Like, I'm just, ah, just yeating fireballs into the thing.

I mean, they're technically still creatures alive. They're four on me. But, like, well, my friends will come save me, you know. and I say, I'll happily be the one to end this so my friends don't have to. And I'll launch a fireball at this thing and, you know, burst into flames and say, I hope it's somebody we don't like.

Felix is surrounded my ghoul's. I hope it's somebody we don't like. All your family will die. As the raven is consumed as in flame along all of the bone constructors, they all incinerate as the ones that are not killed fall to the ground. As you see, you hear the crackling of the portal to Koravakia above, as the portal of the west wind

bursts out your hair. And every single time, this is the loudest that you've heard, the gibberings of the chain god, as it bursts, as the tether is severed, and the wind, the howling wind from the west dies down and whips is much, much, much, less violent as this creature a crumples forward, shriveled, charred to a crisp, as it's once again, like you're expecting, shrinking and shrinking, but not nearly as small as the others. As you see

the robed, pot-bellied, bearded, bearded brother Gruber, as his eyes meet yours, lofty, as he says, as he begins to fall towards the blood chasm. That's a group of no! Can I catch him? Acrobatics check for me. You're right there. I would come to help.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a hefty guy. He's a big boy. At advantage. At advantage. Okay, that's great, because this is not good. That was also not good.

Your drawing was very good. Thank you. Thank you. What is your drawing? Was it clear? Well, so it looks really good when you're drawing it, but now I'm like, I'm like, 18. 18. You're in your Donkey Kong,

and with Toa, who flies down with you, you are able to grab him and he's heavy, a lot heavier than you'd expect with how muscular he is, surprisingly, as you grab him around each shoulder and raise him up, as you see Aldenot's egg, this strange palace beneath you, as you are holding Brother Gruber's lifeless body.

Oh. Help me, though. Help me. I've got him. Oh, brother. I've got him. Ah. And I can probably just like, I can, if you grabbed him quick, I would take him from you. And I would fly him down to the top of the ice crowns that I'd all like.

Yeah, the top, there's a little flattened, the top of this, this palace is flattened when you were able to land it. as you see the horrors of the apocalypse all around you. Oh, how did he get to you? What do we do? We can fix him like the others, yeah? We'll send him away, and then we'll fix him. Is it something you can still do, Iris?

Yes, I can. Every time I do it, I get a little bit weaker, but, as I've said, it's not... It's mid. It's mid. It's mid. It's mid. It's mid.

Mid, quite. Mid-dif. And I don't think he's going to fit in the bag of holes. Shut your mouth! I'll say that, I'll say that. How could you say that? I'll say that. So rude.

Lofti, I'm so sorry. He raised me. He protected me all those years, and I'm going to protect him now. It's not too late. I can still protect him. He's going to be okay. Just like... Just like Hart and just like Milo. And just like Captain Freewing.

They're all going to be okay. All right, well, we must. Give me a moment, and I reach down and I grab his hand and I cast the ritual again to elongate his life. The gentle repose. I pour just a couple drops of wine onto his tongue. Oh, oh, hold on. I'm not actually this excited in character. I still have a cask of Lapuart's revelry.

Oh. So I'll reach into my bag, and I'll pull out the small cask, and I'm like, I've been carrying this for literally six earth years. The fuck? I don't even know how would it done it? You've had this in cold nights? It's just, I mean, it's just, it's just beer.

There's so many nights. But it was brewed by Brother Gruber. I don't know if your religion has any rights or anything to La Poo Hard, but I figured now's the time. Well, if anything will keep his soul hanging on, it's this. For sure. And I'll pass you the cat. It almost feels like a sign.

I can't believe you have this. This whole time. This whole time. This whole time. I have a labyrinth amulet. And I don't even have my boomerang anymore, but I get this. Oh, I miss the boomerang, man.

Me too. I miss my boomer. But also, why didn't you share this? There were so many nights. We were sitting around the campfire or traveling and all the nightmares we've faced now. Now you remember this? I was saving it for a special occasion.

This is my gods. I mean, this is. This isn't just for, you know, regular drinking. No, I guess that's right. So, you know, abnormal or special times drinking would be, you know, appropriate. La Porte will watch him over. We'll keep him safe. He'll be okay.

I know he will. I'll tuck the cask against his body and fold his arms across it. I will reach down and I'll cast gentle repose to elongate. which should preserve the body to give him more time. You feel the blessings of the Uvasana. I will Iris doesn't normally drink,

but she has a small cask of, or a small flask, essentially, of alcohol at her side. She'll open it and she'll drink back just a small amount and grimace. I did not know you well, but you raised my best. friend and I thank you. Go safe and may your heart

will light as I cast banishment and sent him back to a ventress. You do and are you keeping the cask or do you give it with him? I tucked it into to his arms. He has it as he's holding it and as the shimmering gold consumes the peaceful body of brother Gruber it along with the cask blinks away and it sent back to the entrance. Bye, buddy. Papa. One more.

I think they're getting weaker. Yeah. They are getting weaker, aren't they? And so are we. We can end this. We're so close. We gotta make the next fight quick. We get in there.

We end quickly. And then it's on to the final obstacle. Let's go. This flight isn't gonna last much longer. You're right. I'm feeling okay. Not as bad as I was. After that, there's nothing left but to meet Escher at the Ziggurot.

I just hope he comes through with his end of the bargain. Me as well. Looks like he's not going to born. That's disgusting. I will levitate off the ground and I'll start flying. I fly with tow. You do. I follow.

You with Brother Gruber's. body being sent to adventurus, you leave Aldernoc's egg behind. And once again, as more and more and more, hundreds, thousands of mortal souls are being teleport all across Blasunia, ripped through the various portals and various locations, all instantly horribly corrupting into demons as they join the growing and growing flock. And you see now as you look over, despite the spider fiends being on your side for now, they are starting to fall by the hundreds,

as the avian demons are turning against the clutch of the Queen of Chaos, or a formerly musketa wolf spider, as the flock is starting to get the upper hand. The time that you've bought is running out, as you know your flight is. You make haste to the northern Sop part of Pizunia, seeing this horrible alien, otherworldly landscape before you, the numerous portals, thousands of portals,

and you finally see the huge mountain and the enormous lake of magma and molten iron mixed together, as fire bursts, blasts into the sky, belching upwards. As you see very clearly abashed, but looking almost like an enormous foundry and forge. Perhaps where weapons and armor have been forged for the blood war, for time immemorial. And as you fly through, you must cross this lake of magma,

and you manage to dodge almost all of the belching plumes of fire. But you've got to have one saving throw against the Bowser's Castle-style fireball, or else I haven't done my contractual obligation. Dex? No more Dex. Dex? Dex, right? What? Dex. Oh, no, it's calm.

Oh. Thank you. The peat surrounds you. Killed it. Either one, presumably passes. 26. Let's fucking go. 25.

Give me this back. You don't get this thing, though. 10. No, if it's been longer than 10, that's. 17? Man. Lifting. 26.

Both of you fail. You're gonna take a damage. Me? No, no, me, Caprice. Capricci. Not Damage. We would have 10, 10, 10 points, Caprice. So make sure you add that.

Oh, true. Let me add that as well. That's very true. Everyone had their 10-10 hit points, especially full health McGillicuddy over here. I'm just not, I haven't taken any damage. I didn't took no damage to. That's crazy.

28 points of fire damage as you are lit on fire. And you see as you're igniting and you're continuing to burn. You all have a moment. As the rest of you had resisted, this blast that hit amongst you, you see as Iris and Caprice are lit on fire. You all have an instant. What do you do as the-

Oh my goodness, hot, hot, hot, hot! Hot! I throw it in Rowe! Yeah, good, hot, hot! I throw myself on Iris trying to put out her body. You do, you take damage yourself, but you instantly put on, I was, 10 points of fire damage.

Okay. As you instantly put Iris out, smothering her. As you were all entangled together. Don't worry about me, don't worry about me. I would, I'll take it, I'll take, The inaction to pat myself out. Oh no, I'm still at full health. You take 14 points of fire damage yourself.

Additional. Okay. Because you dip yourself, but you are instantly put out as well. And it would have been more damage had you I take seven. You don't. It's okay. I don't say.

As you see, you know what's awaiting you. You know what's awaiting you. As you know, you find the hawk-headed duke of the North Wind, standing atop, bashed the bastion of Skycleve, as you see the gyrating portal, looking over the landscapes of Grand, channeling the final portal,

channeling the power of the prison of the chain god of Thar's Dune towards Pizzouz. Those four portals at the corner of the top of the Zygirot, finally knowing what those were, as you, Right. As you had at each corner channeling, this is it, and you see as the hawk turns its face. It is wearing leathers, very agile and dexterous,

as it has two blades and vials all across it. As it's a leather hood over its hawk-like head, as these six eyes turn to you with the snap of its head and said, no. Even in the end of all things, you do not have hope. As it flies shockingly fast towards you, spinning around with its two blades in the end, and the vials all spinning with strange liquid

as it rockets towards you. And you may have killed the others, but you will not kill this one. Roll for initiative. As you- Here it is. Last one. Oh, wow.

Natural one on my, my, I'm going last. I have rolled a 10, three times now. You're a monk. What? You're balanced. All things in balance. Oh, I see. That's probably what he meant.

I see, thank you for reading my mind. I got a one, Mike. I will be going last in the initiative order. This is a straight one. Yeah, I mean, technically it's a five, but like, let's be real here. So you got a five. I got a, oh. I'm trying to find my.

Got my one out of the way, though. Roba group. What was the first bird? Vulture. Vulture. I snapped this neck in half, right? Yeah, you club that guy. That's, close to start, 20 to 25.

24 for iron, nice and done. 15 to 20. I'm sorry, 26. 17. Oh, shit. Caprician is sitting over there on 26. I just, What did you get, Taw? 17.

What if you listen, Lifting? Oh, so feels up that. I got a five. Lifty, what do you get? 10. Okay. See. I love vultures.

I love them as well. They're pretty cute. That's your favorite bird? A Rupert's, like the coolest fucking bird there is. I love vultures as well. I will show you it tomorrow when we go to the Z. Lying tortu, two blades out, spinning around,

very dexterously. In a spinning formation, almost like a buzz saw as Caprice you are up I am flying forward I'm fucking done I'm frustrated with this shit I am so done with this shit and I point at the creature that I know is a transformed ally turned demon and knowing Pizzu can hear me and I say you might be be be the the demon the demon hills I don't know your shit. But you can't resist the catchiest song in history. All the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said, all the things you said. I'm just going to sing

that song and cast Otto's irresistible dance. I choose a creature I can see within range. That target begins a comic dance in place, shuffling and tapping its feet, capering for the duration. Is it immune to charm? Nose nose. Yes. Fuck. All right. You try it. But now we know.

He's immune to charm. Yep. And I will, having done that, I'll inspire. I tap my foot along though while you're saying. I'll inspire Iris. And I begin to dance. Yeah, I also dance. As it spins forward and says, as it,

it's not saying anything. As it is, it doesn't tap its foot. It doesn't, it doesn't enjoy. Yep. Okay. It is going to use a legendary action, certainly. It is not in range as it is going to, to look at you.

Who is this? Who is? Oh, my. It's going to look at, rather, it's not looking as it spins around as a vial of acid. Acid erupts towards toad. Acid. Thank you. Chatham of Ultras.

What, what toot? Why not Lifty? She's right there. She doesn't take it a single point of damage. And I looked. This is very funny. It's side by side. No, to, I grab Lufty.

Human shield me. Genasi shield. Ola, no. Lerner. Lerner. Lerner. Hits. No, I can still die.

I just don't look old. I'm going to. I can still die. Does this seem pointed? Does it look like he's picking Towa intentionally? It's a deliberate attack. but it's basically just because mechanically he's in our

really weird it's the weirdest thing that's so weird no I thought you just become immortal no okay he's just violent towards all of us okay time I know I know I know I'm gonna include water and can't be aged magically so like so like so much time weird weird DEMs is that not that's why I was laughing so heard when I got like that's bizarre so you stay beautifully young how often my mass damage not broken yeah all of a sudden I'm like oh That's fair. Yeah. 24 points. No, no, no. Sorry. Put her 21 points of acid damage.

Um, I will. Can I reaction, like, reduce that as a fucking... That's his legendary. One legend. One little. Oh. Oh. Oh. I'm gonna use stones endurance because I'm 40% rock!

What is that? Four. Five. I reduced it by nine. So. And it was 12 total? 14. No, 21, 21 total. Okay, 21 minus 9.

Iris. Iris. The teeth on this rock are actually sharp as hell. I am going to look towards him, and I'm going to cast Bain at a first level. Bain. Charisma saving through. Charisma.

This was really wheat, and this was like a hops. I mean, it was great. I knew what you were drawing. I just on second look, I was like, oh, it looks like a good. I'm gonna dread. I fail. So he's bained for a minute. Is that one D4?

Yeah, it's a D4. You, you, you, you. That's my turn. It will never get old. It will never get old. Because the DM has heard you, ask the splash on Luffy, it is all just flying out as this spinning thing.

That's a natural 20. Wow. No, it's not. Yay! Acids flag. Grave clerics. Grave clerics. A wall of sand

rises up in front of Lifty absorbing some of the acids. She doesn't get hit as hard. Oh, 18, 19. Oh, my God. They're kissing. 26. 26 points of acid damage to Lifty.

I will use a feather to reduce some of that damage. You're so kissing. Okay. You said 26. What's that? You said 26. 26. Okay.

And that will be reduced by seven. I love you, crocodile. So was that 19? Oh, I love you. What a world. Life together will be beautiful. Will you marry me? Okay.

Back to the plate. Get the shit out of me. Wait, it was a special demon message. Like, like, is that part he's this morning. I wrote a special demon message. Really? What we're gonna read it on his death or what? Yeah.

What you read it now? It says I'm a stinky demon. Yeah, Jessica. It's a very good demon message. It's a great demon message. Very special, it was secret. It's in a Bissell though. It was one, it was very blunt.

It is spinning around, and as it ruts spins towards you, it is going to stop as acid sprays on both of you. As both of you need to make dexterity saving throws. Again. These dice suck, but I'm gonna keep rolling them. I'm gonna roll damage. You avoid all of it if you dodge. 18? 16.

Both of you say. I will spend a key to re-roll. Oh my God. That's rough. 27. That passes. It was very close, but it fails. No, it fails.

Oh, shit. It's very close, though. Ho, ho, ho. Confirmed. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. The crowds! 10 D10 damage. Whoa.

Can I twist now? Oh, I can mark off a feather. 8, 12, 15, 19, 19, only got three feathers in my head dress now. 35, 35. I don't have any actual damage. 49 points of asset damage. Wow.

Do I take half of that? No, you just avoid all that. Oh, actually. Oh yeah, you do. Oh, yeah. You should have evasion. Oh, yeah. If it was a Dex check and you passed,

you should take nothing. Oh, good call. Yeah. That's his action. So much for Kel's playing, Ommy. No, I passed because I re-rolled with me. Oh, that's right.

That's right. Okay. Now is the layer action's turn. I kid, I kid. Just in case you're going on yet. Oh, I didn't hear you. Yeah. You're right after this.

Oh, your arm is so smooth. You mind if I can eat a bit a bit in this way. How, ow, how. I love this. You have such. You just have such smooth arm. I'm not 40% rocking out. Oh my god, we're so smooth together.

We're so smooth. Let's rub our smooths together. Good God. We're not going to rub our smooths together anymore. I have a 10- Hey, Derek, wait. Oh, so he's gonna fly out to both of you. And then-

I do. Sorry. I do want that. A 15-foot cube. You see as skins, he throws acid on you. And then throws a acid on you. And then throws a. Everyone better is.

a massive spinning bola net like thing. Ebolish. The three of you guys. Bola. Bola. No, it hits all four of us. If it's a 15-foot cube. Not a bola.

Can you get all of you guys? Well, no, no, except virus. It's gonna get everyone, one, two, three, one, two, three. It's, okay, everyone but Iris then. Yep. Everyone but Iris needs to make a dexterity. Oh, no, strength saving throw. That's my, great.

The only thing worse than Dex. That's true. Everyone but Iris. All right, I just have to get a natural 20. 11. 31. Ready? You got 11? I got a 16, I assume fails.

Yeah, that's. I'm gonna roll roll out with a key. Wow. I got a 21, because I roll a natural 20. Amazing. Wow. 18 plus 7, 26. 26.

So is Jessica Reese? You watched it happen. I did. Oh, what the fuck? All the thing you said. All the thing you said. Whipped up in the bowl up as he is restrained and begins to fall. Caprice, the fire is bent.

I need to make a Constitution saving throw up. Actually, no, no, it'll be on your turn. The cord with weights attached to the end for throwing it and entangling an animal. Toa. It's your turn. It's Martin! Yeah. Bonus action, rage

and I will. Toa should really, you know, just rage before the fight. It doesn't make any sense to, you know, have to waste a bonus action, but here we are. Reckless attack. So close. Probably a hit. Probably a hit. 24.

hit. 24 heads, yeah. Okay. We're going to check for some prox there. Nope. Nope. So that's one, two,

three, four. I can't believe I fucking call that funny. That feels good. It always feels good to call it. Ten. Rare. It's rare. Very rare.

I can't. 29. 29. 39, 41 points of magical bludgeoning damage. Okay. And... You just, you smash him in this hawk. This, this dexterous rogue...

I can't see past this fucking camera. It's okay. It's not where you're gonna be right hulk. Um, as you, uh... I'm gonna try to get his attention from back here. Come for me! Come for me! Hey, hey, buddy.

Oh. Hey. Hey. Oh. You're not fast. You're fine. It's very funny. Oh, God.

Legendary action. He is going to acid attack on... Actually, no, he's going to spin around and get a sword attack. No, no, no. Why would he not use acid? It's acid. Yeah. Why not I'm acid?

When in acid, you acid... On Lufty. I like when Mike debates with himself on Lufthi. Am I disadvantage on Luffy? Is it an attack roll? Oh. No, you took damage. You did damage.

You did. Yeah. It is. Right? 20. Was that on. Does that hit? Oh, until my next turn.

20? Is that hit? Yeah. No. I'm dreading. Natural one. You dodged. Brut.

With that, it's Lifty's turn. Ew. That was really rude. I'll come up and jab him in the face and say, bad boy, and smack him many times. At least three. Four times. That's a seven.

It should be four. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%. Uh, lowest is 18. 18 barely hits. Whoa. Okay. Barely hits.

Nice. With that being the case, I'm going to change what I do. Me as well. Instead of melee attacking, I'm going to melee attack. I'm just going to cast a higher level. Scorching Ray to get more beans.

It's 22. I like the bell that kicks this song. Yeah. Like a church bell. Me too. That is 50 points. For which is thunder. Thunder. Thunder.

Thunder. Thunder. Thunder. Thunder. As you smack and smack and he's trying to dodge, definitely. But very clearly, I think you all feel the weakness or more weak than each time you face. one of these, as he looks at you and says,

what did your father say when he died? And with that, it'll be Felix's turn. I will take a few steps back. 25, 30, 30, 30, 30, 30. And I will cast Scorching Ray at a fourth level for five beams. Yep. Beings.

I love these. Ah. Oh my God. Come me the beams. Oh my God. Well, these are all gonna hit. That's insane. I finally got punished for my,

for my calling the natural twilight. Hubris has gotten me. Three of the five beeps hit. God. It's unfortunate because that's just a free scorching ray. That's right. That's right. Reroll, roll,

you roll, 10, 20. What are these two mouth? 26 plus six is 32 points of fire damage. 32 points? Yeah, wow, that's unfortunate. That just burned. That was a, that was a waste of a spell slot. That's okay. Can with them all. I was due for some bad rolls. It's going to happen. Pretty okay. Rewin like Rich. I didn't be it.

I said to roll it like shit. It's got on really rolling like Rich. It goes. It's rolling like dick. Hitting the 20 was better than miss it. I gladly missed some attacks to hit that 20. Yeah, God. Um, and that'll be my turn as I have just firing a beams from my hand as they kind of snake all over the battlefield and then crash into this demon.

Okay, he takes it as he is already bloody. Oh wow. At this very clearly weakened by the demons as he's, uh, no, as he's, you can tell that there's a bit with the six eyes as they're looking on. They are, uh, they are starting to look less, they're looking more maddened at this point, as I believe he will enjoy a legendary action and ashen lassin. Asch acid, acid, lachin, you. Asher and lass.

That's a ton of tautom. Ash and Lass. Aluminum, luson. Oh. So far away, but. Lassing. That's too much. Aschid loss.

Asht loss. 20? 10ish. 10ish. 20 hit you, Felix. I think so. Is it an attack? Yes.

I will shield. Okay. So it does not hit me. With that, it is acid lash. With that, it is Boop. Boop, boop. Caprice, you're up. I believe that I fall 500 feet into a pool of lava.

I'm restrained. And I am falling. You are falling. You are going to be falling in, and you can attempt to break out. You can use your action to break out, but if you do not, you will fall into fire. Ah! Gah! Strength saving throw? Yeah.

Into lava again. Sing it comes. Eight. Bowsers castle. Do you not have Misty Steep? I got nothing. Or something like that. I have no teleportation.

Eight. Eight. To break out? Yeah. You fall. What is lava should burn? I need cause a saving throw format. Hold on.

I'm going to take ten. temporary hit points real quick. Constitution saving throw? I'll take a 15 on that. You're going to burn in hell fire for eternity. I've already done it once, you fuck. And with that is 17, 24, 24, 34, 32 points of fire damage.

As you are still restrained and falling. and I'll get worse in the further down. Oh, ow. Okay. That's the end of my turn because I'm still restrained and falling. How fast do you fall? I mean, I... As far than we could get to him, right?

Rules is written, I've fallen 500 feet. Oh, okay. Oh, no, no, it's not because you're flying out. Oh, okay. Yeah, this is kind of more... So, you're not fully falling. Is anyone above me as I'm falling within 60 feet? Yeah, I'd say you can, you could probably bar a conspiration.

if you like to. I'll see you guys around. You play the Howard Shore tune when Gandalf is falling with the Belrog. Nice. Bad-ass. I wish I knew that. Felix!

You take inspiration. That was weirdly inspiring. Why are you falling? I think I'm out of best it. They're restrained. Oh, yeah, yeah. By what? Oh, with the bowl.

The bomb. Yeah, he didn't pass the old Bola check. The Bola check. Classic. Classic. See. I don't like the name of that.

Bola? You don't like no Bola? Iris, you're up. I like it. I don't like it. I care for it. What can I do? I am going to...

Sounds like Bola, which is one of my greatest fears. I'm going to toll the dead on him wisdom saving from. He was a saving from. Mm-hmm. Oh, I'm going to do a not great wisdom. On Dread, He fails. Mike is the dramatic reaction to all he's running his pauses.

What? All my hamsters are... No, I'm so much cocaine. Oh, I'm sure. There are so much cocaine right now. 41 points of necrotic. 41? I rolled two nines, a 12 and a 5 plus the sex.

I would say he's immune and resistant, but he's not at all. So you won't say it. Yes, but actually, no. 160, okay. That's a lot of damage. He's not. As he is starting to kind of, this is the first time you've really started to see

a little bit of like frustration, irritation. Your God is a brand in you. He's in brand in all of us. And all the God, of a brand on you all. And with that, he is out of legendary actions, but it's his turn.

With that, it is... Oh. Oh, Caprice. I think that he is just going to make a spinning whirlwind attack with his blades. It's an attack role. He's disadvantaged.

It's not. Dexterity. saving throw for both Lifty and Toa. How's the most of this? 23. Okay, Lifty brushes up. 19? Let me try.

I gotta start twisting these. 19 passive. Oh, thank God. Yeah, that's a good question. You won't take half. Oh my god. 36. A zook of a doo-doo.

What is it? This is seven. Three points of slashing damage? Three? 43 and you both eat 43 and you both need to make a consulgent saving fish. You feel poison.

Even though we passed. Oh, sorry, half of that. Sorry, half of that. So, two. Oh, no, you don't even roll. They're mine. So you just take half of 43, so you take 21.

21. Of poison. You take 29. But if you fail, so 43, 42, so we take 21, so I take 10. Oh, okay. Yep.

She said she doesn't think so. Oh. I take 14. That's fart teen. P-up. Come on. And that's it. That's turn.

Lay-reaction. Oh. I think so. Bitch. He is going to poof in a bit of smoke as he rockets directly next to fields. What? Thunk.

What? Opportunity? Oh my God, there's a demon. He teleported. No, he poofed. So poofed. He poofed. He's not like, and you're like, bong.

Can you imagine? Stay away from my fuzzy. A little. In my head, that's my mouth. I don't touch my furry raccoon nuts. Long campaign. Oh, my God. There's a perfect here.

My God, there's a demon. This is the... I don't know why the blank pervert brain turns off when I'm not in a nice bounce. Anyway, it's to... Did you take damage? Oh, he's not doing... I did.

Wow. This is twice. It's later. It's a lot. It's a mobile. Yeah, crazy. It's mobility. I mean, I'm not going to...

I'm just surprised. Yeah. I'm going to reduce. that. We do that. Thanks. But he's all in your face. Yeah, I mean, it's scary. I'm not, you know. Reduced by 18. Warcast you might come in one year. And you take 18 damage. 18 damage?

18 damage. Uh-oh. Ha-ha. Flected it right back at his face. Hi-five, Dahl. Yeah. Yeah, we did, oh, God! Horace me on my comprehension! Who serves it? Oh, Tom. You're right. Oh, sorry.

I was just doing some quick math. I've got to be. Shh. Felix. Yes. I'm just flying up to you. Hey man. Hey, man.

Hey, man. Hi, dog. This guy's like right up on you. There's no one else to get. When we're done with this, you want to go get a burger or something? Maybe some ice cream suit. That'd be great. I'm going to pair of tactics.

Well, no, I'm not. I'd rather hit. Hit. Oh. Natural 20. Let's go. Bonus action, natural attack. That's got to be a hit.

Hit. So four hits, technically, because of the credit. No prok. That's a prok. No prok. So total, you get to roll the equivalent of five attacks worth of dice. Six?

So that's one, two, three, four hits. It's four hits, but one of them was a credit. So like five damage worth of dice. So five hits, it's all you do. Five hits worth of damage. That's the normal credit. That's the brutal critical. What's the one, crit?

Why are you doing brutal critical? Why? That's my class move. His special ability is revoke all class features. Well, that's not good. God. Your official ability, its feature is you are now a commoner. No, that would be a really good idea for a boss that,

for a fight that, like, for a fight. The boss itself isn't that difficult, you just have nothing. It's just a house cat. I had it and you will be witness no no it was in one of the one shots the fail snail Within 300 feet of the fail snail you all d20 rolls are considered a natural one Brutal and they so they went to a 400 feet radius and they just did they have to That's funny I thought it was gonna be like the snail was hidden somewhere in the city and they had to like find it No they just they just kited it yeah that's great. I had brilliant it was great a long bow

600 feet range, you know. So I'm gonna increase it's 3,650 feet now. Oh, wow. You know? It's 5,000 feet. It's just a mile and every other. Yeah, it's five tomatoes. I can get a calculator out.

That's good news for us, I think. Meathinks. 109 points of bludgeoning. That's right. Back it up, ladies and gentlemen. How do you want to do this? Yeah, it is. Bluntily.

Um, I, I move like, you know, almost my full movement to get over here. I just, I, uh, DBZ. Yeah, right with my mall. And then you keep him going to almost like barely swing, kind of like barrel in Tim to try to get him off Felix and like crush him. Maybe like Kate is sculling as, uh, I knock him away from Felix. Oh, man, you bring his body. You just you pummel him, you turn him into a bag of meat.

I'm sorry, Captain. and you and in one single, almost like a massive smash, you know what's coming and crush and crush and crush. This is not the warrior as you have caught up to the

dexterous hog and you have broken and wings break. And for flavor, it's actually going to be a spin attack that he used to do. Oh yeah. I'm going to do like a full spin

with my mom. You spin, smash and breaking and you see now hear the as this horrid gibbering of Tharra's dune fills you as the grand portal above you. You see off below or above the city of Mogherkai as the teleportation breaks, the howling wind of the north wind, as the Duke of the North Wind is slain and annihilated. As you hear, as the shriek echoes all throughout Pizzunia,

as Pizzou himself cries out from the ziggurat, as the body slumps and shrinks and shrinks and shrinks. The feathers dissipate, and you see the crumpled, matted hair of Rivali Freeway just as you were expected. Knowing this was going to happen, knowing it you were ready. I would keep, like, basically fall with

the corpse. Tears running down your face as you fly forward and hand him this way. You'll be very proud of me, Captain. His body is broken. I will grab him and yet again, take him down

to the top of this palace. Still restrained. Caprice hits the lava. Oh. Actually, we have to resolve that. We have to resolve that. I hit it like the hero from Prince of Persian. As you are descending, you have another shot.

Oh shit, caprice. Ah, 20. 20, that's enough. Before you hit the magma and the iron, you manage to dodge away and fly away from this belching flame. I Yoshi kicked my way up away from the lava for a second, and then I make my way.

As you land at the bastion of sky, I like that. I like yours. Almost like this blade. I do like Yoshi noises. That cleaves the sky as you land, feeling the heat, but no longer the blasting heat from the north. Oh.

I will race up. And I will join the rest of my allies. Deep down I knew it was gonna be him. As soon as I saw Grond, I knew. As soon as Arras said what she said, At the beginning of all this, I had a feeling. When all of this is over, if we do manage to save their souls, I wouldn't be surprised if Captain Ravali was finally at peace and wouldn't want to come back.

I think you're right. I still want to give him that chance. Me too. And we will. His soul can make that choice. But I do think that he loved freedom more than anything. and us saving the universe

is sort of the ultimate freedom. Do you really think about it? He's been through so much, I wouldn't blame him if he wanted to rest. Oh, look at Iris. All right. Send him home. Does anyone want to say anything else before I do so? Oh, Captain, my Captain.

Oh, Captain, my Captain. Yeah, what they said. And I will cast gentle repose, and then as it finishes, I will cast banish. and send him back to a ventress. There is a piece, just like on Brother Gruber, just like on Milo, just like on Warriors' Arm.

As you send Ravali back to ground, as wished for the quiet, the battle dying down when you hear the shrieks of mortal souls, you hear the end of all things around you. As you then hear the full, flapping of wings. As four more wings enter your vision, but it's not one of the dukes, they are slain.

As you see Escher, before you holding the enormous trident of the Queen of Chaos. He is covered in gashes and singed in Burmarts. He looks awful, even worse than he did. Where he had been wounded, he's, there's feathers growing and popping out as he is breathing heavily as he lands. And you see the fangs through the avian demonic corruption to his face. You've done it.

How did you fear? Are you all right? I did it. She is all right. That? You got the 12th piece? I did. He was waiting for me.

Who? P-Man? The defense. But it doesn't matter. He steps towards you, Luffy. And he extends his hand, and he extends his hand, and he says, give me a hand. I'll extend the hand up to him. He places a small little brooch.

It's this silver bat of a shimmering mask. metal. And he hands it to you and he says, now say, sleep well, my little bat. You sure? Say it. Sleep well, my little bat. Your hand, the fingers, your fingers glow as the medallion glows and you see a portal, a pocket, the same pocket dimension he had been using. open up as you see now through it, almost illuminated from within, Ravanovnazanovia von Zaravich, looking like a little girl, but still very clearly touched by the undefath of vampirism, laying on a bed of, of, white flowers, her fingers clasped as she sleeps peacefully as if in a coffin. But she is restored.

As Escher looks at you, Lufty, and he says, I entrust this to you. When you make it to the end, when things are brought back to how they were, when you stop all these, you're. You're You can take her from her resting place and give her the life that I couldn't. Let her be free, let her be an adult. She's over 200 years old. Let her have the freedom that I wouldn't give her. Don't talk like you're not going to be there with us. You'll be there too.

He smiles bearing the fangs that he still has in this form. reaches out and he caresses your cheek and you feel, where they had once been shockingly soft, if not cold, his fingers, you feel the scratchy skin of a crow or a chicken, a bird, a bird's foot, as it graces your cheek. That here's a nice thought and I would like that. But I think there's only one more thing for me to do. And it is give you all the best possible

chance. The reason why we went through all of that was for this, and he holds the trident. I will make the first strike under Zuzu as he attempts to harness Thara's Dune's power. He will be distracted, not just from the Raven Queen's curse, but also from Thore's Dune attempting to break free. I will strike, and then whatever happens, you must face and kill him. And if he will not die, the bowels of that ziggurat is the well that will take him back from once he came. When he attempts to summon hell and bring the other oberoths, if we have done what we have succeeded, then they will turn on him, and it will be a bloodbath. Escape to the bowels, defeat him there.

And then may the gods help you all. What happens if Thorese Dune escapes? How do we stop him? If you send him back to that other place, he will be the only thing in existence there. It is a one-way portal. It was only made possible for them to come to this place when Thariz Dune himself peered to that dimension.

and let them in. But the chain God will not have power in that world. It is what I have known. It is what I appeared. I have sacrificed much. It's all I can give you. Let it not be known that the choice I made in Castle, Gwimvale, did not have some silver lining. He's still holding your hand, lefty, and he kind of rubs his thumb on the silver back. as he looks at his daughter and he leans forward into the portal as he gives her

a stroke of the hair and then he leans in and gives her one last kiss on the forehead and then clutching your hand with the bat he'll say sleep well my little bird

and if we all die here and that is destroyed an eternity's peace in me. Harkin dimension forever is not so bad. You will not fail. And when we succeed here, I will help her live as she should have. I know you will, Lufty. I'll take his scratchy chicken hand and kiss it, John me.

You're such an excellent kiss, Lufty. Gives you that roguish smile. This is the first time I felt like we'd have a real shot at this. come farther than I ever thought we'd make it. We can do this. I know we can. I'm sorry for both of you, Corvarkians.

I hope that there is peace for Brother Gruber and for Milo, and for the others who fell. If only they could have gotten out of Strigger. If only we had known, it is that land that allowed for all of this to happen. But we will have to happen. end it. Once and for all. One final battle. All of the pieces are on the board.

One, one final battle. Are you all ready? Yes. Yeah. Yes. Of course. I'm ready. Always ready. And I will lead. Do you need time to pray, Iris? No. Anubis knows what's in my heart. He can feel my resolve to finish this. He believes in me. And so I believe in myself.

Let us proceed. Let us fly. And in an instant, the four wings take a flap, and Escher takes to the sky, and you all follow, with the power of his own magic. And as you fly across Pizzumia, the spider fiends now becoming overpowered by the Vrocks and the other avian demons from the shrieking souls, they beg for mercy, hoping for their salvation, given eternal life by Pizzou, but in that horrid, horrid state, changed forever. As you fly and you see that enormous ziggarot, the ziggurot of off Magrhyrallov, the original landing of the Oberaths. And here's where it all shall end.

And atop it just as you had seen when you first entered this horrid, horrid plain, you see Pizzou, the Prince of the Four Winds, the so-called demon king, the crown atop his head made of silver from the hairpin of Ravanaughia von Zarovich, the first. As you take to the skies, Escher leading ahead, the enormous trident of the Queen of Chaos,

the Queen who had thought she ruled, with the queen who had thought she ruled over the Oberiths, but merely a pawn in Pazuzzi's game, flies towards his master. As you get closer and closer, as you take to the skies, and despite the massive size of the ziggurot, you come from above,

as you feel the heat of the radiating red sun above you that is the gateway into a vantress, as Pizzou attempts to end a ventress and all of the planes to consume it, to make it of him and of the oboerths. As you fly in a formation, you know that you have sacrificed everything

and you will sacrifice anything you can to put a stop to this. And you know as you fly towards the the demon lord before you, the demon king, he is surging with fiendish power as he holds his great sword not unlike that wielded by Virgil Zern

humming with power as the four portals that you had seen on the outskirt on the various corners are blinked out of existence but you see those 11 portals to the various realms you've already been to, calling forth the other Oberiths,

calling forth the conclave to join him. And no matter what happens, you know that you must fight and you must kill, Azuzzo. His eagle-like head with his statuesque humanoid body, but with the avian talons and the horrific scorpion sting at his back and the shockingly simple clothing he wears for a self-proclaimed king, simple

cloths and ropes holding it all together as he surges with power, but he very clearly is struggling to control the surging power from within him. It pulses from his stomach as rise up and down that chaotic black and red magic that you had seen emerge from the black pyramid not very long ago although it feels like a lifetime as you fly

closer and closer and closer Escher his hair rather not his hair the feathers flapping in the wind as he lunges forward as Pizzou's six eyes snap to make contact with Eshers right before the strike,

as Escher says, the Rabinomia! As he plunges the trident into the chest of the demon lord, releasing it as Pizzou, almost not even noticing that you all were coming until the last moment looked down at the trident sticking out of his chest as he then looks up. very clearly a surging power spreading through the demon king's fiendish body as all you all make your way

Torts ready to fight as you hear Pizzou's voice cry out as his jagged beak opens Remember who owns you And with a single talent hand he extends it towards Escher and in an instant. Escher is turned to dust. And that is we're running the session. Oh, Mike. Well done. Thanks for running the session, man. That's it. More, Mike. That's brutal. Thank you so much for listening to the Legends of Avengers podcast. We hope you enjoyed the session. If you want even more campaigns to listen to, become a member of our Patreon at the Pearl Dolphin Tier higher to unlock Shroud over Salt Marsh,

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