Legends of Avantris - Heart's Desire | One-Shot | A Bilgewater Tale: Part 1

Episode Date: March 4, 2025

Welcome to Bilgewater, an unscrupulous port city unlike anywhere else in Runeterra. It’s as lawless as the sea and the wind that surround it and that’s the way the sinners and scoundrels that live there like it. It’s one hell of a place to make your fortune, and it can be made in the blink of an eye, just as fast as your ambitions can be shattered, sending it down the drain into the chum-filled Bloodharbor. Here in Bilgewater, if you have coin, you can seek out whatever your heart desires, and you’ll probably find it. But remember, everything has a price.   Gain access to an exclusive campaign, Shroud Over Saltmarsh, over on Patreon: https://legendsofavantris.com/patreon The Crooked Moon, a folk horror supplement for 5e, is available for preorder! Get the Crooked Moon at: https://thecrookedmoon.com/ Watch more D&D adventures in the world of Avantris live on Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/legendsofavantris Check out our merch store: https://shop.legendsofavantris.com  Join our community on Discord: https://legendsofavantris.com/discord Watch our many campaigns on YouTube: https://legendsofavantris.com/youtube  All other links: https://linktr.ee/legendsofavantris   Watch the full episode here: https://youtu.be/0sHBp8wamAQ?si=rgLn9sxyvYhsjAAr

Welcome to Legends of Aventress. Welcome to Bilgewater, an unscrupulous port city unlike anywhere else in Rune Terra. Hidden away in the blue flame aisles, it's as lawless as the sea and the wind that's surrounded. And that's the way the sinners and scoundrels that live there like it. It's one hell of a place to make you a fortune. And it can be made in the blink of an eye just as fast as your ambitions can be obstinate. can be ostentatiously shattered, sending it down the drain into the chum-filled blood harbor, where a gargantuan Leviathan is being butchered for profit,

where pirate crews, docked gangs, and their cutthroat can all congregate and indulge in the base pleasures and vices that one can fathom. Yes, here in Beeldwaller, if you have coin, you can seek it out, whatever your heart desires, and you'll probably find it. But remember, boys and girls, everything has its price. And here in Bilgewater is where we begin our story. It's early morning and the murder fog has rolled in thicker than a bowl of oatmeal with an extra help and molasses.

But it's too early for breakfast. The sun's not even up as seven travelers from all over Roontera make their way through the thoroughfare of the slaughter docks, all independently making their way, drawn by their own personal desires, all called by a confounding, yet delightfully alluring song that will lead them to a chance meeting. A lucky coincidence for Lucky Number Seven.

But no matter how lucky they are, the odds are always in my favor, and it is my mouth into which all travel ends. Now sit back, grab yourself a bottle of rapture rum, and let's see how tall this tale gets. Champions! You walk through the early morning fog of Bill's water as you pass over Billward Walk and dread through Quagmire, call forward by a song. You all alone, save for Zion or Khan, who travel as a pair, but you've all heard this siren song.

Weeks, months, beckoning you, tugging at your heart, your ambitions and your desires. Some of you may have tried to resist it, but in the end, it. was too powerful? Or was it your desires that were too powerful? All the same you've arrived in this lawless city, just six months after Captain Sarah Fortune took singular control by killing the rest of the Corsair Conclave. Things seem to be settling down after the chaos that followed the death of Gangplank just a year ago, at least enough for you to leave your own chartered ship on guard it. You all obviously can handle yourselves with harpooners and bootleggers. You feel the cool sea air that's tainted with a stench of gore and viscera from the numerous

butchered sea monsters from the previous day's hall, still churning in the waters of Blood Harbor. The city does not seem to sleep, and there seem to be just as many sea dogs that there are in the middle of their rum-fueled revelry as there are passed out in the gutter or nursing a hangover. However, the raucous din of a bustling and lawless port city getting more and more distant, as you're called further into a nearly abandoned section of Rat Town. The fog now is so thick that you can't see more than a few feet ahead of you. Then, suddenly, as your feet step onto waterlogged planks of the dock, the music abruptly stops, and the murder fog lets up a bit.

As the misty shroud dissipates, you see six other silhouettes emerge and face you, and you all possibly recognize each other. Can you please introduce your characters bravely? Hello, my name is Bro. I am Richie. I am playing Brod from the Freeliord. He's the heart of the Freeliord. And he loves to fight, to win, to protect poor, helpless

aminals like Poros or baby Rams. And he loves milk. My name is Andy and I am playing Draven. I'm also known as the glorious executioner. And I'm looking for money, fame, and fortune. in the cheer of the arena. Draven. I'm Nikki and I'm playing Lulu.

You'll hear my voice later because I'm not doing it now. And I am a yordal. I have a Pix and I am all about the Fay all day, Erri Day. I am Nick and I am playing Rekhan. He is a Vestayan, which is kind of like a half bird, half human-y type person. He's also known as the Charmer.

He is a very much attention seeker, and bear with me while I play my first bard because that is a little bit outside my comfort zone. I'm ready. And I am his partner, Zaya. We are Vestayan together. Zaya is a little bit more edgy, a little bit more angry to his flamboyant peacock.

She's mostly out here to kill all of these fucking humans that are around here and annoyed by their existence. I'm Mel. I'm Maya. I'm playing Fiora of House Laurent, and I aim to oppress those that define my house, and dishon are my name, and I will not stand down.

I only stand up for what is right. But yeah, I'm playing a... But yeah, yeah. I don't know. She's from Damasia. I should mention that as well. She comes from a very noble house, House Loran, that is now fighting back to regain their honor after a kind of scandalous event occurred in the city of Valoran. I hope it was a sex scandal. It was not a sex scandal. She wields a rapier, and she is quite nimble on her feet and a very Wowzee of Bonnets.

Very cool. We're wazzy abernance. Captain Timo reporting for duty! She's not a same! There's a Droning game? I'm Kelsey. I'm going to be like Drenmo. A Yordal Scout,

and I am out here to prove that I am the most lethal and effective killer in all over in Tara. And thank you, Sid the artist. Yeah, what better place Just a group of them, don't want to do you know. Awesome. And with that,

we're bloodthirsty killer. With that, you all stare at each other, the fog now clearing. The abandoned portion of Doc in Rat Town is eerily quiet besides each other's footsteps. As you see people you may or may not recognize, you can decide who you know and who you don't.

And, but you, it's very obvious that everyone that you see is not a native to Bilswar. It's very clearly, you represent from Noxas, Demosia, even from Zon and Frel Yord and Ionia. And wherever it will lose from. Bhandle City. Danville City. And wherever you're over. Get fucking.

I don't leave it more. Get fucking. Who did she travel around anyway? Oh, yes. She gets me. You can have a hallcastle-l-you. So what do you all do? Oh, man, humans are so filthy.

Is there any mud on my cape? Please tell me there's no mud on my cape. No, there's no. All right, good. You are furry, but you are no poro. What are you? Ooh, you too. What are you?

You can see me. What are you? You'll see more with your eyes closed. Please don't touch me. Draven? Don't. Okay, let's get one thing straight. It's not Draven.

It's Draven. Draven. Perfect. Perfect. Graven. Thank you. How you say Draven or Draven? I don't give it to.

Give it time. Who are all of you? Did you hear a song? Yes. You all heard this song. Why did it have to be yours? Why? Did it have to be yours?

Oh, you say your. Eyes on the sides, baby. Yeah. Eyes on the ears. It will look bigger. It's early. I saw these for you, and I explode as I hand you a mushroom. You shake 48 points of damage.

I'm doing it. I'm doing it. Ew. Well, Draven did hear a song. I was hoping that it would lead me to some sort of fighting pit. Well, do we know? I feel I had such great desire to come.

It's the person that the humans can do this song. You're pretty. So you heard it too. You're small. Oh, I know. I can get real big, though. What does she mean by that? Is that innuendo?

Huh? Is that an innuendo? No, I've never played that game before. You're also really pretty. If we all drink our goats milk, we can all get big. Of course we'll con us pretty. What would you expect? You have something on your coat, by the way.

Did you know just some dirt right there? You said there was no dirt. Because you're so pretty I didn't notice. You are all pretty in my eyes. Though I don't see my heart's desire. What? Yeah, it said something with the song, right? It said something about a heart's desire?

I see mine. Well, to be fair, I just assumed that I was going to find another place to have the crowds cheer for me like they always do. Fame and fortune is what I'm looking for. Draven, Draven, Draven, Draven. All of you can join in at any time. I thought this wasn't Draven, it was Draven. Thank you for remembering.

Thank you. And so this moment, I never want to make a perception check for him. Oh, no. Oh, fuck, rolls. I should probably open the and the beyond. Ha ha! 17. You laugh well, my friend.

Wait, you said perception? Less zero to perception. It's the one thing that Draven's not proficiented. Draven got a 10. I got the 10 as well. Okay, 23. Okay. 16, 19.

19. Everyone who got a 17 or above, you start to hear something as the immediate distraction of these new individuals that you're meeting. Suddenly, your tension is drawn as you hear skittering, hear claws, very fast, moving claws on stone and on boardwalk,

as well as what sounds like the rattling of chains that seem to be surrounding you, just on the edge of the fog that you're now in. I immediately pull up my rape, and I go, I'll go! No, I wap it around and start standing through. Easy there. What I hear it's.

The dance is coming. I'm new in me. Why you saw an edge? What's the dance? You don't know, you're not going to dance. You wanna see a dance? And I plant my staff and I start spinning. Whoa!

Why? I like this one. I'm sorry, what's basically. I've been following you around for four months, so I'd hope so. What? Yeah. You've been following me.

I brush your mustache at night. What's the dance? Not that. At this point, you all start to see silhouettes as you hear loud, what sounds like a squeaking, gnashing, as horrible monstrosity, the size of love. large dogs erupt out of the fog.

They look at a combination between rat and shark as build rats or razor fins leap forward towards you as you hear a voice call out. Ah, you're in the wrong neighborhood, friends. This is the territory of the grim trawlers. As you all see chains with hooks at the end, fleeing towards you, and you have one to roll for an issue. Oh, you stand behind you.

Oh, gosh. Oh, my advantage on that? Oh, I got a lot of high numbers. Ooh. So all of this? Can you even count that high? No. Honestly.

So you guys can place yourself like around. You drew for real. I mean, you must like us. So we're at the end of the dock? You're like around the dock. Yeah. Or like, yeah. Well, you're probably all around here.

You're this one, right? You're the rogue. You're probably all around this area here. Wherever you want to. Like on the edge of the duck. You're like on this stuff. You pass me the camera. We're probably the loners off in the corner

because we're old kids. And it's just going to be all over. Coming on alleyways. Does Kelsova Minnie? You did. Where is it? Seven. Rich, did you fix my character sheet?

What? Picks is a character sheet. Oh, no. I don't. There are seven. Picks. Because Picks is with Lulu. Picks is a separate O than you and an extra one.

We have to play Find the Pines. Miki always accidentally draws a penis somewhere in the map. Accidentally is what you think. Look at this. I'm seeing something in the back left corner. I'm not seeing it. I think this map is actually pretty good. You think thank you for the follow.

You know what? Don't, no, thank you for the follow. Stop following. Oh. I'm kidding. So, if this is a little. We're going to do. We keep saying thank you.

I'm going to say no. Yes. Anti-freak, please on file and then refollow because I said something. And she's nice, so you have to do it. Yeah. 21 for Rekon. Yay!

I got 21. 21. I'm Draven. 23. For now. 2023 for now. 2023 for Timo. Yeah.

We're going to be annual for now. One thing I forgot to do. Yeah, I know. What do you get? The name's Drayton. 21 as well. So who wants to go first? Dreyvis or Rekon?

Judge. You were my first. That's what I'm going to. Okay. 21. Okay. I'm 50 to 20. I got 18.

18? Okay. We're going to have you, you're going to be. Yeah, Abby, we cleaned up the map for now. Okay. Or the rest is just a whole day. With that, what did Brahm? What did Brom get? I got a 13. I got a 13. I got a 14. 14? Okay. We're going to have

Perja, blah, blah, blah. So I'm gonna, I don't have names quite yet. I'll get that done when you guys are all applying. Okay, I was very confused. You're gonna be Hezaki, by the way? All right, and Ernest, you're gonna be Caprice. Here, let me, well, why don't we do this so I can write on it? Cause you don't wanna write on the Caprice one.

You're gonna be Caprice and then you're gonna be Hizaki on there. Okay. So that's Rakan. That's Rekon. Who's Caprice? Caprice is Ziah. Okay, so they're going to do, okay.

It appears as though Draven's fallen out in the center. I had an 11, so I'm probably down at the very bottom. I'm below you. I got an 18, so I'm below. You got an 18? Yeah. Okay. Bop, B, Timo. Draven, right here. Draven's there. Darius. Technical difficulties with paper. It's a very technical thing.

And then Hersia Ronek, Iris. Did you know that you can write on it? Cool. With many different things. It's very versatile. You can fold it and make a swan. You can fold that in a pinch. Okay, with that, Timo, you are up. As you see all, you're 23, right? Yeah, I thought some of you were ahead of me.

No, no. No. 23, you see these warf rats and these duck gang members as they begin to close in on you with murderous intent. Jeez, Louise. I'm looking at the map. Oh, wow, that's a lot of penguins. That is a lot of penguins.

Thanks, Rich. Okay, so my, My traps. Is that? I bear with me because I'm wearing it. You can bonus action throw a trap. Okay, I'm gonna toss the trap out. Do you have a what erase marker?

Because we should be placing them that way. I'll just throw a little... A jiblet? Okay. I'll give you all my de chains. I'm gonna throw that out. I'm gonna throw out a mushroom trap as a bonus action. And then...

to target number seven. Okay. Back there and the blowgun. Okay. Attack roll? 22. 22 hits.

That is 10 damage. 10 damage. That is enough. You fire the blow dart and the little warfrat, right? It pierces in and it left out a shriek and a squeak as it collapses down into the water below. Okay.

Number seven. And killers. I love this. Okay, with that, it is Dreamstone. Hearing Brahms say what he said, I'm going to not stand behind him and say, make way for Draven. Who wants a piece of Draven?

Ha, ha, ha. And I'm going to attack number two there. Okay. My hand's going to be all over the battle map here. That's going to be a 19 to hit. 19 hits. Are you talking, though, the warfrat? Yeah, number two.

It is going to bounce in a one, two, three, four, five direction. How many feet four times what is 20? Is that we're going four 20? Yeah, we're doing five so Jesus. So like there. If I can do it's like in the water issue. If I can put it. So then I'm gonna move, uh, I moved five, 10, 15, 20, 25. So up to catch the first axe. Uh, so that's gonna be, uh, 11 points of damage on number two for the first attack on the war frat. It flies and cleaves in half and it bounces back. Then I'll attack number one with my next act, which is only going to be a 12 to hit. 12 misses. It dodges out of the way.

Bonus action attack is going to be a 17, sorry, 16 to hit. That'll hit. Which is going to be seven points of damage. Seven points of damage. It cleaves in. What number is that? To number one. Number one, seven points. It cleaves in. It's looking rough. And then with my caught axe, I'm going to hit for 23. That'll hit. And that'll be another 11.

It's a damage. Okay, you finish it off as it cleaves in half and you catch your axes. And with that, it is Rekon's turn. All right, let's dance. Number six, I'm gonna attack the one. Is it a six or nine? Nine, nine.

The one that's in front of Zaya, I'm gonna attack. I'm just gonna slap it in the face. Okay. This is 18. 18 hits. All right. That is nine points of damage. Nine points of damage.

Nine points of damage, it is barely hanging on as your cake whips around and smacks it. You hear the crunching of bone, but it is still holding on. I look over at Zion, I say, you love it when I slap fools. Yeah, that's all I. I love this. Okay, with that, it's the highest turn.

Is there space for me to swing behind Rekon to your side? I would say yes. I'm assuming opportunity attacks. Yes, that's a good point, thank you. And you see that as they, they are running as a pack. They seem to be tactical in this nature as they do that.

Pack tactical. And that is going to hit from one. And the other one is going to miss. As one managed to slice in here and it's gonna do just a little bit of the end of the jam. Rakan, please pass Draven the toucan. That's seven points of piercing damage. As one as you, although it's about the size of a dog

and as the body of a rat, a full shark head gnashes into you tearing your flesh, you are managed, you do manage to back up. Okay. You all right, babe? Fine. Right, D&D. Beyond crash. Thanks, D&D. Beyond.

But I shoot the one that nine, that were con hit. Okay, yeah. I think seven plus 11, 18. 18, it hits. And as one hit point left, so you just fling your feather into it and it pierces right through the head and it falls into the wharf.

And I have the ability to count to two. So shoot the one just, 16, plus 11. So, fuck. That is. That is. That is. Misses, barely. A lot.

A lot. I don't know where my weapons are. She goes, I don't know how this works. Can you give me a dry arrangement? Purple you have it or green or something. So eight points of piercing damage. Eight points of piercing damage to number, to warfare at? Yeah.

To number five? Yeah. Okay. The one on the far corner. Yeah. Oh, six. Your feather is piercing into it as it lets out a yelp and blood is pouring onto the boardwalk.

With that, it is the Wharf Rats turns, and they are going to, they're going to all run at just everybody here. So they start their turns, so this mushroom blows up and all three of these guys take damage. Oh, okay. So how does it work? When a creature enters this area for the first time or starts its turn there, it must make a con saving throw.

On a failed save, the creature takes 3D6 poison damage and three stacks of poison. That's one shark rat and one. What's the DC on the con saving throw? Baby Otter. 10. Tang. The DC is five,

eight, nine, and eleven, twelve, 13, be six. Fail on the war frat. Success on the trawler, on the pirate. Okay. So is three, six. Those of you get concerned when a Kahn disappears, my husband has a very small bladder.

But he loves strawberries. Yes. It really has to go get the straws in the bag. 11. So the one takes 11 damage. 11 on the war frat. Jesus. Five on the, uh,

this is gonna be fucked up. The mushroom was not visible and said like, and you see both of them coughing horribly. You see the pirates puking up blood. As the warfrat, its skin turns purple and blue, and then dies and falls into the water. How much the image of the pirate take? Sorry about that.

Five. Five? Got it. On number. And he has one. Two. Okay. And then I'm going to, since I didn't move on my last turn, I am also hiding. So I'm going to shoot the blow dart.

Oh no, wait, is it my turn? No. It's their turn. Okay. Cool. And then they are going to run forward. And one is going to run forward and go on to Renee's mini. Nick.

Yeah. Is that Recong? Yeah. making an attack on the Con and no one's around it. So that is going to hit though. And it does six points of piercing damage as the warfret chomps into you. We're going to get two onto Lulu.

No. And two onto whoever, where is, what you call it? That's Fiora. Okay, Fiora, two on a Fiora. That's gonna be one on Fiora. Another on Fiore is gonna hit. Can I use my reaction as a defensive doulis to add three to my C-Pice? You can.

What about C-Bitch? So both were... Suege? Both were 22. Never mind, I needed a 20. Okay. So both are going to hit. Okay. And so we're going to roll your damage first real quick.

14 points of piercing. One's going to be a miss on Lulau actually. The other one is going to be a hit. And that is going to be... going to be eight points of piercing damage. Oh, oh. And then are there any other warfrets that are alive? Yeah, one is gonna be next to Timo,

and then try to attack Timo. And then one is next to you. That one already struck, got it. Cool. And where are you hiding? I'm hiding, hiding. Okay, I'm gonna see if they can sense you. And what's your stealth?

Just roll a stealth, sorry. Oh, roll a stealth. Yeah, yeah, roll a stealth. Oh, that's not very good. Ha ha! 14. And with a natural 20 plus whatever, it does seem to see you,

and it's going to make an attack with a natural one. It fails, it stumbles, and slips in its own blood. Okay, with that, it is Hookfellow's turn, and with that, they are going to step forward and whip their chains around. Fiora, it's your turn. It must feel like a deep shit. Hearing Brahm asked me to stand behind him

and cannot control me, because you're from Fair Yards, I will listen and I'll turn around and I will run through them and I will attack with my rapier. I never say anything you're saying? Draven, you called about happening. What is the one directly last? 10. 10.

Keep her hands on. Keep her hand on. Her attitude. Her attitude. And her ass. Oh, thank you. Good respect. Gotis, I do the great in this title of my favorite color.

Sixteen to it. Sisi does it. Oh, thank you. Did she just say 16 tweets? What's a tweet? Draven doesn't know what? Merle's only got a one, so it's going to be nine Mergical piercing.

To the war frat. What number? 10. 10. Barely hanging on, once again, as your blue rapier stabs in, does not find the weak point to kill it. Oh, God.

Merle don't finish you now. Oh, that would have been a natural 20, but it landed on my baguettes. It's literally a baguess. It's literally a baguette. I have a baguette band that I am playing as fear because I felt it would be very dramatic. I will re-roll the die, I suppose.

It was dramatic. It ruined your natural 20. Oh, that's still really good. It would be a 20-8. That'll hit. Good. And that would probably finish him off with a 14. Yes, it does. It has one hit point left. With 13 points of overkill.

You stab into its head and lets out a squeak and then dies. She's not... I will... Ruham you're up. No, I'm not finished. Oh. I will use a burnish action to compel duel on the... Mr. Ratt next to me.

Number three. You're a rat. Did you just assume that rat's gender? Yes. Yes. With that... I attempt to compel it. What's the saving crone?

It is a wisdom of 14. 17. This is the year... The rat looks at you and... The rat looks at you and... Nah. And with that, and with that, it is the grim trawler.

Oh no, bro. I don't know what she says, but she does like the battle. And I'm gonna talk about it. Can I have a trust bolted. Are you fish, are you rap? I can't tell, and I'm gonna do twice. Oh, James is the same to me.

I'm gonna attack twice with my shield. Oh, and I forgot, as a bonus action, I will rage. Okay, I think if it wanted smiling. Brom is aggressively smiling right now. I'm feeling his subtoned. I think I'm a drawer smiling. Where's your mustache?

You're in your paper. I know, I need a bulb cast, whatever. What did you do? I miss twice and then I-aggressively smiled. So you, I smile. You were smashing and trying to destroy this creature. And it is very nimble, shockingly, considering how all of its friends died horribly.

And with that, we're going to be. going to go to the Grim Troller gang as they're going to step forward within 10 feet of Draven. He's gonna step towards Draven as he swings a chain with a hook on the end. We're gonna get one towards Fiora within 10 feet, yep, yep, yep, and where's the other guy?

There should be four. 10 feet from Brom. Did one die? Yeah, one died. One died. This guy's dead. Oh, he's dead. Yeah, I, you don't.

I gloriously executed. Okay, sounds good. I like that. With that, it's going to swing the chain around and we're gonna do a chain attack on Draven, Fiora, and Brown. It counts to Draven. So Draven is gonna be an 11.

Yeah, I know you are. Is this good you don't on the AIA attack? No. Fiora is going to. No, it's range. Yeah, Fiora is going to be a 17. Oh, cheers. Does that hit?

Okay, and so it swings around and actually rather than doing damage, is going to whip around your rapier, and he's going to try to yank it out of your hand. Oh, for my dead buddy. He makes a string saving for me. I'm going to ace this. I am not proficient.

No. You're 12. 12. Just underneath what you needed. No! As the rapier flies out of your hand, and you hear him say, oh, we're taking this. And it flies within a space in front of their.

Of there. Okay. And then one on... The one on Brom is a natural 20. What? And with that, he's just going to do the damage with that, bad boy. Why did you come up here? You're distracting me.

I'm glad I chose to smile. 14 points of piercing damage as the hook... The chain rips into you. Yeah, that's a lot. It's just a pickle. This podcast is brought to you by our Patreon. Become a patron today at patreon.com. slash Legends of Aventris, and gain access to tons of exclusive perks, including a monthly

movie night and a weekly Patreon exclusive campaign set on the high seas, shroud over saltmarsh. You can also go to the crooked moon.com to pick up your own copy of our first published supplement, The Crooked Moon, a folk horror tome for Dungeons and Dragons fifth edition, and don't forget to snag all the extra goodies like dice, miniatures, plushies, a tarot deck, and more. Thank you. He's going to step onto in melee range of all of you. Draven. Which one?

So Draven. This guy? Oh, he's going, okay. He's going to step now forward. And they're going, he's going to get you with a hook. Can you move to Brahmin, Fiore, please? Oh, he did. And I do two knife attacks.

And that's actually going to miss on Bram. Fiora. One's going to miss the other is going to be an 18. I would use my reaction to a red post. And you deflect it easily. And then, you deflect it easily. Two on Draven. One is gonna be a 15 and a 21.

Draven does it all, ah, fuck that. If he starts leaving out, the streets, let him die. With that, you're gonna enjoy. Seven points of piercing damage, or slicing damage, he slices into you. Okay, with that, it is Timos turning out. Who was that on?

Oh, Dreyvon. Timo, you're up. But it's my turn. Oh, yes, it is. It is your turn. Oh, your last. The other rule. The other you are old.

Oh, no. This is horrible. Get a Picks. And I'm going to glitter lance at the one attacking Draven. Okay. And both Picks and I are going to glitter lance. One is a natural 20. I didn't even have a-out. Thank you, thank you.

The other one's a natural one, so I'm going to use Lucky. And it is not a natural one anymore, but it's still really not going to do. Sorry, one second. 20. They clipped your orgasm. Ooh, 16. That hits it? So they all hit.

The glitter lances shoot forward from both the strange fluttering pixie and the yorl with a large staff. 22 for the crit. Okay. Damn. And. 13 for my hit.

He explodes into, into glitter. And there's literally nothing left of him except like a little patch of like singed glitter business on the dock. And with Pix's action, he is going to place a shield on Raven. A glowing, shining shield. For one temporary, hip-ed.

Yeah! The crowd goes wild! With that, it's Timo's turn again. I appreciate you, Abby. We're the best, Abby. So I am going to... Oh, I guess I'm right next to me.

I didn't see that guy. Yep. So hidden again, do I need to roll that? again or to see a PCP? I would say, who are you attacking? Number four was the one who knew where she was. So if you're trying to attack the one who knows where you are, he already knows where you are, because he was looking for things to attack.

Then I'm going to kind of duck down and lean between their legs and fire a dart off at... Number six. Number six that you, yeah, he does not see him. Okay, cool. So you're at advantage. You're going to see an attacker. You'll use your sneak attack. You're never not going to use it.

Is it? Yeah. I agree that is now is the first role playing a blithe. Always chase a sin. Don't chase a finched. Yeah. I do it though. He gets me every time.

That's why you die. I know. Well, not if I'm so now, I'm all right. That's true. 24 damage. Half of the time. The dart explodes and lets out a squeak and dies. Sint shoot reload.

So I'm gonna scurry this way. Okay. any attack from the, are you at full health? Oh, yeah, I am. Okay, never mind. He's gonna make a regular attack on you. It's gonna be a 14. You dodged out of the way as you scurry on over.

My husband lost degrees. So because you attacked out of stealth, you get another attack. Oh, I do. You do. It's gone forever into the best of the tent. I will. Fire a dart at number five.

Sorry, I've released to Austria die. We'll find it. Don't get mad. 24. Yeah, that hits damage. And this is on the rat, right? That is 10 damage on rat number five. Rat number five, another one.

You fall, it pierces into its flesh once it gets another one. It's, this blood doesn't bulge out and its eyes go wide as it dies. Okay, and that will be the end of my turn. Okay. With that, it is Raven's turn. As I'm spinning my axes, I look at this last little rack-out over here and I say, I'll leave this one for the birds.

You're up high it is going to say. You have a shield, are you? It's weak, but you've got it. I give you a wink, a very handsome wink. And then I say, heads up. And I throw, I make, I'm going to make two attacks, at least, on number four. Okay. Oh, watch what you got throwing.

So that'll be, yeah, number four of the pirates. That'll be, uh, 20 to hit. Hits. What's that? For, uh, 12 damage. Okay, he's alive. What's that? Uh, eight, uh, sorry, 17 to hit.

Hits. Uh, 10 damage. Cleves into a chest. he is dead as he collapses to the ground. Boom, that's another one for Draven. And then I'm gonna attack number three, the little rat there with my bonus action. And I can't probably catch this axe,

but I'm gonna try. That's a, uh, that's a 16 to hit. 16 is hit. Abby, he's just thinking really hard right now. That's what's happening. I'm not catching that axe. That's gonna be seven points of damage.

To rat number one? To rat number three. Lurda, it's for a few. He managed to catch it again, but it is still hanging on. With that, it is Zaya's turn. Oh, it's wrong for Z. We're caught before Zai. All right.

What do we got that's left? There's a guy. There's a dude right next to me. I don't know what is happening with my brows. It's a rat sharp. Are they all rats? There's a lot. Okay. Just check.

Okay. You should be able to like just move them a little bit first. Please don't fix it. No, definitely move them a little bit. You should be able to just. I'll go in front of the rat, I guess. Okay. Okay.

Um, magic marker, but I. There you go. I guess I'm just gonna slap my thank you. Okay. You slapped the best support I've ever had. Colorful Kate matter. Almost the colors of the setting sun. 14 plus seven.

Yeah, no, yeah. You don't smash this thing. Uh-da-do. Rekon smash. What numbers? Rekon slapped. Number four. Slap.

Seven to hit, or seven damage. Seven damage. He's still hanging on as you're a brilliant cloak smacks into it. As I slag down, I just say slap. Slap. Slap, slap like now. It is Zia's turn. I'm gonna kill the thing that my lover failed to do,

but I'm not gonna move so it's a disadvantage. Right? Yeah. Correct window. Unfortunately. That's okay, I still got a plus 11, so I mean, 17. Yeah, you make it to the camera. You just fling a feather, I have a plus 11 to hit.

Why was it disadvantage? Because I'm right next to it. Oh, no, no, no, right, right, right, right. I forgot. Yeah. I promise I'm a DM, guys. I know these things. Rensch on my character sheet, why does it say?

That's enough as you finish off the one that Rekon had weakened. Can I see the other one on the other side? I would say you'd be able to. You have birded eyes. Okay, I'm gonna shoot the person for a shot number two. Okay. Person number two or three.

I can't see it from here, unfortunately. Oh, yeah. 19. 19 hits. So there's a feather in the ocean somewhere. And then there's a- You shot this guy here? Yep. This is land, right?

So we're good there. Yeah, there's a building. So 11 damage. 11 damage number three. Your feather flies in and it's glowing. He's hanging on. Wait, didn't you kill the one that's by me? I did.

Oh, yes, he's dead. I wasn't hitting the rat. I was hitting the person. Yeah, he was already dead. And so that number three. Oh, yeah. Is that Lulu who's across from me? This is Lulu here.

Yeah. That's six. That's six. Oh, never mind. Okay. It should be with me. I was gonna say so. With that, there's one rat left.

He's out for blood. Which between Lulu and Brahm? Either have you taken damage? Yes. Oh, yes. Okay, so he's going to be a going between you and he's gonna roll D6 to see who he's going to attack. He's going for Brom.

Which one? There's two rats left. Oh, number one and three. He's gonna go. One's going for Brom, the other ones, they're both going for Brom. Oh, baby. I assume you a natural 20.

Again, ooh, bite strong. I roll poorly, though. Eight points of piercing damage. Oh, it's only four. And the other one's only going to be a 15. It's all the fuck. That's missing. I divide by half well.

Okay, with that, it is a few hours' turn. Where is my weapon? It is in the square right next year, right? Do I need to, can I use a free object in direction to? You can. I will do that. Okay. Excellent.

We'll move up one and I will attack the one in front of the pro. You do that? Excellent. I think that would be quite good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 22? That is? 10 points of magic piercing.

You stab into it, you kill it instantly. Excellent. Move up one more. Finish you off. 23. Twenty-fue that hits. And that will be... 13 points of magic piercing.

13 points of magical piercing. That is, he's barely hanging on. As he's gripping his wound. Peasants. Pescent. Brom, you're up. Do I have anything to do? I will.

That is a, the highest to hit is a, Um, I guess Lois, the first one hits. The second one is a 13. 13, barely hits. Okay. So this is 2d8 plus an eight. What we do? A eight. A long time. I just noticed. Eleven.

19 points of blood chain damage. 19 points of bloodshank damage. You smash him into a bloody pulp. He drops his chains and hooks. And with that, it is, oh, it would be their turn. It's now Lou's turn. There's one rat left. They aren't gonna like this. And we're both gonna hit the guy in front of me

at disadvantage for me and regular for picks. Got all that. I miss. And Picks is probably gonna hit with a 20. 20 that hits. What number right is this? Rich. Do we go first?

One. 14. What? 14 points of damage. How do you want to do this? I want to explode his head into glitter. Okay, just the head this time. Can you grab me my defense? There's nothing but as you reach out your staff,

is able to dodge. There you go. Hicks, let's a burst of glitter lance. And it's just rat as the shark head is completely incinerated. It was just rat, Dory! On to the ground. And as quiet returns, you suddenly, suddenly hear something, a lit match as someone that you didn't realize.

One last gang member, a large barrel of gunpowder is getting ready to light it, blowing the docks of smithereens, sending you into the water with all the razor fins and sharks to be devoured by the carrion gulls. And as he's getting ready to light it, he's cackling maniacally. He lets out a screen as a massive pink... and wet tongue wraps around him, and you hear him screaming, pulled into the fog,

and you hear a sickening, ah, ha, ha, oh no, the fog has teeth. I nominate Draven to the beam first. Okay, bye, Draven. Are you telling me that you're all scared? I'll be happy to check it out.

Okay, you walk straight in. I walk several steps towards where this, this creature. Tug on his handlings. He's very courageous. Yes, can I help you, small one? It's kind of my thing. I could scout a hit.

Does she not know who I am? That's a boy. I'm sorry. Did you just misgender this urt? Does this yordle not know who I am? I transcend all gender. Were you, man? I was with you for two months and you forgot I existed. I'm sorry.

It was the mustache thing that I blocked from my... Anyway, it doesn't matter. So be it. Go. All right. I'll be back. Then I'm going to sneak. You sneak forward, and it's not. Not soon, it's not long until you see a massive looming shape, wide and bloated.

This massive mountain of a man is the largest person of your party, but this creature is even larger. You see, finally, as the fog starts to part, a loud, a loud swallow, as the fog parts of all of you now can see a massive catfish creature, glowing yellow eyes as he has a piece of bone picking his teeth, a massive smile of razor sharp ivory teeth. As you now notice, he seems to be very finely dressed, wearing a waistcoat, top hat,

and two coats stitched together over him. I do pardon the interruption, but I believe you have all heard the call. Please to meet you. Not as pleased as I am, darling. Are you the one that plays the music? Forgive me for the alluring siren song. There were many that were called, but only seven that answered. Can I do a nature check to figure out racist?

You may. Sorry. 14. 14. 14. I would say that you would know that I probably get the sense of, is this a Vestayan, like a fish type Vestayan? This seems far more grotesque than any aquatic of

you would know that this is something entirely different. Okay, this is not one of our blood. As she's kind of saying this, I say, what look do you think he was going for when he picked that outfit out? I think he just vomited on himself. Now, a gentleman always holds down his meal, but it is my song you have heard. Many who called you with the only seven. Let I answer.

I offer you a simple bargain with a very meager reprise. You all have your desires. I've seen it. And that is why you are here, is it not? Yeah. Yes. And so, perhaps, perhaps. since you've made it this far,

it will be a very simple continuation of our partnership. He waddles forward. He's big? He's a large picture. Much too tall. He's not very big. No, he's tall.

She said the thing. He lumbers up to you, Lulu. Oh. I know were you trying to get back to. Yeah. But you know what they say? Oh, the world's a river and I'm its king. No. There ain't no place I'd never been and no place I can't go again. I can take you there. Okay. He then continues to waddle up to Draven. I see your arrogance isn't unfounded. Ha ha!

Do you want the adoration and appreciation that you rightly deserve, my boy? You follow your desire, you will find it. Draven always does. He continues to wattle up to you, Brom. You are well known and frailured. I am. Everyone tell, tell. Or brawn.

But they don't know who you are in Ionia, Noxas. But... This is true. If you want to be a hero of Roontera, not just frailured. You follow me. My husband fidgets, that's why the camera's behind. Well, I've never met fish with mustache, but I trust you.

My mustache could eat yours, boy. Well, I'm not sure about that, but it is quite big. He reaches out and he gets flaccid you a toothy grin. He then turns to you or calm. You. Both of y'all, you want his head. You want Zed to be dead, baby. And you may want to make sure that she achieves that goal?

Is that right? Something like, right? Is that right, darling vengeance? Very simple tale, but a delicious savory dish all the same. He leans down and he tips his hat. Pardon my manners, I forgot to introduce myself to the lovely lady and her compatriots. My name is Tom Kanch, and I am the River King. Folks around here know me, but y'all from out of town, just like some pesky in-laws,

you'll get the same response and reception here. But unless you pay heed to the River King, and I'll take you to where you need to go. But I see the end of your line, the end of your quest, girl, and I see his head. on a platter. He continues onward to Fiora. And I know you hear the whispers. What everyone says about your family, oh the shame dishonor. It's not very nice. How terrible must be. You haven't killed enough man to put an end to those rumors, but I can help you do it. What do you know about now? I know who has it and who don't, girl. I know what it takes

to lose it just as much as I know what it takes to get it back. So hard to earn, but yet so easily burned, is honor. Finally, you, you were the hardest. You're about as pleasant as a rattle shower. That sounds great. I've seen a lot of darkness and a lot of hearts, and it is a pleasure to tantalize yours. You will have what you seek, boy. I usually work the low. Well, I understand that that may be the case, that he kind of steps back up a little bit. I know that y'all might not normally on a normal day get along, but today's a very different, very special day. Y'all are going to be tighter than seven peas in a very large part. I like the way he talks.

That was a very specific reference. You do talk nice. Please continue. Am I boring you boy? I'm sorry, what? A lot of words is a little hard for him. Okay, well I will keep my words as trot into the point as I can. Did you say trout? What's trot?

No, I said trout. Now trout is a delicacy where some of my people come from. Point is, I just need one simple favor, and he reaches into his code, and he pulls out... out tiny bottle of rum. I need y'all to offer this to a God. I don't know if y'all know much about religion, if y'all are worshipping type, they have folklore around here. Some of it's about me, but mostly they talk about the mother serpent, the bearded later. You're gonna be hearing that alone. But somewhere shrouded in

In these aisles, the serpent is the heart, the serpent's heart. And in there is the heart of the god. Single drop of rum from this here bottle. End of the heart and your desires will be yours. I just put that on a heart and I can go back to the glade. Exactly right. Okay, I'll do it, sure. Well, there's only one bottle.

Is this right? There is. There is. I will hold up to it. Okay. I do not drink such spicy liquids. But we're in agreement that if we do this, you'll get draven everything that I've ever wanted. Do we all get what we want or does only one?

You all do. Yeah, I mean. And that's why y'all need to get along. Oh, like everybody. Peas in the pods. Consider it done. And then as soon as you all get what you want, the mission is over, y'all go back to hating and killing each other for all I care.

I'm a bit skeptical. Big fella. He's this real safe. Laca, bug snug in a rug. Like the cutest borough I've ever known. Even cut him. Oh. He hands it to you.

Impossible. I want to take out my rapier and lay it on his hand as he's handing it to Brom. Trying to kind of stand between him momentarily. How do we know we can trust him? Well, he's not human. That's a good start. We don't. And we can't.

But I don't want the thing. I'm not sure anyone in Roon Terra has that kind of money, but I'm willing to find out. They exist. You're gonna find them. Girl, you're the one that followed the call. It was alluring enough for you to get here on this dock. And after all, I saved y'all's lives from the hungry fish below. You can trust me. Everybody does. I could have saved myself. I had to save myself. I have have no quiz. Well, you may have no equal as a man, but a big barrel gunpowder, I might bet on that. Whops, I lift my rear, slight a second.

Y'all know what to do. But it's not easy to get there. You're going to have to first get a compass, very special compass. Oh, shit, what's the compass? Don't worry about. It's a very special compass. It's lost. Lost in a wreck.

But that is in the Harpy's banquet. The most dangerous straits in all of the aisles. And for that, to get there, you need a ship. And there ain't only one person in all a bilge water that has a ship that nimble, that quick. And that's Captain Fulch. You gotta get it from her. Y'all know you all heard of her. She killed the old big boss.

She seemed strong. Or Khan, keep your hands to yourself. When she walks, hearts come out of her butt. Oh, that it does. The hearts. Or so I've heard. Well, when there's many a man, I've looked into many of men's hearts

and that butt is very popular. Why you gotta keep your hands? Draven wishes to change his greatest desire. You do that one simple task and whatever it is you want, you will have. So it will be tough. She has consolidated her power over this lawless city. It's not as strong as gangplank having. She wants to get it there.

But I have a way to give y'all hand. and he spits up a human hand, an arm, a full human arm covered in saliva, but fully preserved. It lands on the dock with a sickening slap. And you see that the arm has been severed at the elbow, almost bitten off, but the arm has been cut open and very clearly on the bone, you can see it's beautifully scrimshod. The designs of tentacles and waves carved into it.

And you see that there's a number of rings on the hand. You can see very clearly there's one at the center. It has the sigil of the mother serpent wrapped around the cutlass, the sigil of Captain Fortune. Can I want to run to try to pick up the arm. You do that? I'm able to just pick it up. You're able to pick it up.

I'm going to pick it up and be like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. I like your style. And I toss it back down on the dock. Why is the man stupid? Because you don't know where the doctor's being. What are we supposed to do with this? These will help us.

You say, oh, it is the only thing that can help you, my friends, because. There's been a melancholy over Captain Fortune's heart. Vengeance is a compelling dish. Isn't that right? But once you achieve it, is that emptiness in your stomach ever filled? No, there's a lonesome melancholy that washes over you. That quest, that journey is coming to an end.

Is it really ever gone? Don't worry, there's more on that list. And there will be more on her list when you show her this. This is the proof that she needs that her journey ain't done. Her vengeance ain't achieved. The old boss is alive like she wanted, like she worried. This game played, fellow. Of course.

He, like this fella, lost an arm too. This seems to be his new hallmark. but this fellow this poor poor lad may he rest in peace was

one of Captain Fortunes trust to lieutenants and now he ain't no more can only presume and guess what he told gangplank when he was being

tortured as long as he was until he passed down but that'll be all of the proof that you need and she'll probably give you whatever you want. I would not be touching it. I'll carry it. Where can we find her?

She's all the way up there. And you see him point his finger. The fog now is cleared as the sun is rising over the horizon, basking bilge water in the glow of dawn. As you see a look, it's a city made out of parts of ships and ramshackled together. the very, you see the massive butcher's bridge that connects to the temple of the mother serpent. And you see a large galleon, almost fully formed.

She's in a private quarters. Y'all hustle. You may be able to catch it before she sits down to breakfast. And Pauley, that's what the types like to do here. Just say the word Pallet, and I'm sure she will be accommodated. You say father. Palais, girl. Not where I'm from. What do they say where you go from?

Paude. I've been to Damasia girl. Why is she growling in us? Like the man whose mustache is only second to mine, I don't hear the difference between those two words. Y'all got to fight for a second. He strokes his tendrils, his catfish tendrils. I have been pulled good at his bit better than length.

You can't tell, but I've grown quite a period under here. You keep it up, boy. You're doing all right. Clean-shaver, it's better. You've got some dirt on your cloak, by the way. If you tell him again, I will cut you. I'm sorry. It's just right there.

We go now you have a close up. Yes? You go. Yes. Yes. We go now. Yes. And just tell them you need a ship that can get through the Straits, the Harpy's Feast.

feast. And then when you get there, you need to find a ship, a wreck with a masked head. Woman coming out of a spiral shell rubies for eyes. It's the best fishing, the best monster hunting, the best diving. But it's the deadliest point in all of the Serpentine house. Well, we wouldn't want it to be boring, now would we? And it ain't going to be. But with that, I must bid y'all do. And when y'all need some help, a little nudge in the right direction, I may be around.

Good luck. Goodbye, Fishman. Thank you. And he steps away and is almost immediately covered in fog and you hear a splash. Oh no, he bid us to do something, but he never told us what it was. Just to put the liquor in the god.

No, at the end, he said, I bid you adieu, and then he just left. That's why I don't like turtles. They make, they give us a bad name. What? I know. I'm not one of you. It's not their fault. No, I know, but the humans are stupid and can't know the difference.

Yes, that's true. They are cute, though. No horns or mustache, but cute ears and strange hats. There's nothing strange about my head. This is a helmet, sir. strange headwales. Standard is she? I'm holding this really gross, soggy fish stomach arms,

so what do we do now? Well, we go up there. I don't know how to get there. We do the thing, right that? The thing. Yes, we do the great. I don't know. I think as Ron would say, let us go.

Would you shake that from? We should go. We hear a very powerful lady does not want to be disturbed during breakfast. It is most important meal of day. Then let's go. And Rekhanja starts walking in the complete wrong direction. Honey, come back.

That's initiative. Then I'll start following behind Rikana. That is the wrong direction, huh? Tats, that. Right, of course, I knew that. And the right direction is... This one. That one.

That one. You kind of walk that way. You all make your way through Biltwater. as I change the music to the appropriate built water music. It was pulled up here. You make your way as you see this city doesn't really sleep, but the hustle and bustle increases. You see almost a fleet of ships leaving Blood Harbor,

off to fish, to plunder, to seek fortune, to slay sea monsters, as you see men, women, children of all varieties descending into the docks. You see the white wharf named for the huge number of carrion gulls who turn the docks white. You wind your way up the cliffside city. And you see the alluring call of taverns, of houses of ill repute, gamboat, gamberies. of all varieties. And as you make your way through,

you have a very singular goal, singular desire. The River King puts you on. But there's almost an unnatural pull towards all of the various points of desire here. This place has a power. As you make your way, you see the huge, infamous Butcher's Bridge. Butcher's Bridge, right? Yeah, Butchers Bridge.

As you know that that is where there has been numerous, countless battles of various dot gangs, now fully controlled by Captain Sarah Fortune. You eventually arrive to the massive galleon at the top of the city. And with the ring, you are immediately let in. You just hold them.

armor. You see that all of the guards and crew members that are guarding her, guarding this galleon, are repulsed, but no, not to interfere. It seems like they know whose hand this is. And they immediately start ushering you in. And they look around and you see that there's some whispers as they see, and they hear the word, Ionia, Damacia.

Sounds like the first time we live. Good times. And you see one, an old, grizzled pirate. He's a hook for a hand. Thank you, Slay's live. Thank you for the hose, thank you. As he looks at you, T. Moe. And his eyes are wide with fear.

You don't know why. There's something familiar about him. As he kind of, he backs up. Eventually, you make your way, to a large, elegantly carved door. That same symbol, but beautifully emblazoned into the wood painted. And you stand before it after being ushered there

and there's a young, almost like a cabin boy. He says, oh, go on, knock. I ain't gonna do it. I knock with the arm. Good luck. You step back and with a, You're kind of shaking off the last bits of globs of Tom Kench's saliva. As you wait and you hear the creaking of a chair sliding back, and you hear the clacks of boots.

As they get louder and louder, and the door opens. and you see a single figure standing in this doorway. Beautiful face, huge mane of red hair. Whites and blacks and grays in her captain's outfit. A large hat, possibly even larger than Lulu's. No. As her ruby red lips purse and her brilliant eyes stare at you, discerning, but with a bit of a bit of,

of guile to them. And she, are you just holding the hand? Yeah, I look up. Does this arm look familiar? She stands there and she just kind of looks at all of you. And she looks at the arm. What do you want? Oh, we want a ship that's really fast

that's gonna get us where. Dude, the harpies, a beast, frenzy. The harpies, the harpies, banquet. The harpies flees. Your Khan, could you try to explain to this wonderful lady, why she should believe this? Of course, my dear, we, um, what am I saying again?

We need a boat to get to the Harpies banquet. Well, we were wondering if we could perhaps enlist your services to the Harpies banquet. Thank God you're handsome. Come on it. I know. And she reaches out and takes the arm and from you, if you will release it.

Yeah, thanks. And she takes a look at the ring. That's what I thought. And she steps forward. And you see that it's a private quarters, there's a doorway probably off to a bedchamber, a very well-stocked liquor cabinet, a beautiful maps hanging everywhere.

You see a large table with an entire map of Buildwater and the Blue Flame Isles around it. I like, after she kind of says that, kind of walks in, I just kind of do a very big flourish as I kind of be doormand and gesture everyone in and kind of, come out, come on, come on, come on, come on all of you. And she goes back to a large desk,

and she pulls out the chair and sits down and one, two, her boots, rest on it. She leans back and folds her arms. Her two pistols at her side, and she kind of pushes back her coats a little bit, and just to show you that they're there, and that, let's try anything. As she folds her arms,

she drops the arm on the desk. So you came to confess? Is this a diplomatic mission? I don't even know. A catfish peeped that up at her feet and told us if we gave it to you, you'd give us a ship. That, what she said. You want a ship?

Yeah. To go to the heart please. We don't need the ship per se. I think it was more just the, um, travel. I think it was a ship. To the harpies. The hearts please. Banquet.

And showing me that one of my lieutenants got killed. Yeah, apparently he told Gangplank some stuff. Whatever that is. Something, something about him. Gangpline's dead. Are you looking to them on me? Do you want to see something really cool? Really cool.

The catfish. Are you mocking me? No, look, I could sit inside my whole hat. And then I just climb into my hat. This, you know, we've had a very interesting morning. There was this catfish fellow. He appeared out of the fog. He spit out this arm.

Said something about the captain, someone being alive and that your worst fears. Your job failed. Yeah, that. He's not dead. Yes, what the bird man is saying is that the catfish man, says that someone that you killed isn't killed, and that you want him actually killed and not mostly killed. Yeah, and there's, and there is some stuff written on his bones.

Look at both. Make a persuasion check, Willow. At advantage, because you're being assistant. Fuck. Persuasion, you say? Are you sure? I have. I am.

Oh, yeah, that'll do it. You're gonna make it warmer? She... Probably. I'll leave him. For the sake of the brows. Do you want that he did blanket as over here? Yeah, you can grab it and plug it in.

She stops and looks around. You're not being put up to this by some aspiring gangl in from you. Not unless you. Tom Kench is an aspiring gang. Didn't we kill one of those? He hit the big fish mustache. He had Toppet? No, no, not him, the human. We killed humans.

They were bad humans. I've killed lots of humans for her. And the River King came to you in person. Well, that's what he called himself. And she looked. She said that, or he said that we should talk to you before you had your breakfast. She looks over and you see that there's actually

like a dish with a metal lid on it. It seems to be very hot and pleasant. She looks like disappointed and then stop and turns back. Also, I really like your heart butts. Your butt hearts. Join the club. Okay? As she leans forward and she takes a look at the arm and she reaches forward and she reaches forward.

Oh, Tom, you fool. Is that with an HM or an O.M? T.H. Oh, damn it. And she looks as her eyes widen as she abides. She observes the carvings on the bone. This, no, I mean, I saw him a week ago. Well, you saw him today, too.

No, she needs Tom. Oh, man. Yeah, T-H-O-M, not T-A-H-M or T-O-M. Oh, Tom. I'm pretty sure that's pronounced Thal. Fuck. I can't argue with that. I think you need to say you saw demand.

that once owned that arm, nearly a week ago. Yeah, Thulham. And yet, here he is dead, carved by person you don't like, and he's seemingly dead. So you should give us a boat so we can go into the Harker's fleas. I want to walk over to her steaming breakfast, and I'll look my cape behind me, and carry it over to her desk,

kind of open it in a gesture of manner and made down. I walk over and I eat some of it. Thank you. I try to avoid why. You were gonna spit it. Oh, is there cheese? Here. All right, stop it.

Making you full of me. Capitaine, we don't want to waste any more of your time, but we understand you have the best chips, all the fleets. I'd be more than happy to feed these grapes and cheese to you myself with my very, very short grape yolk. Draven would also like some grapes and cheese. Not everything is about you, shut up.

Some would disagree. Yeah, it's about me. I like where your head's at. On my shoulders. It is nice place. She looks and as you open, you see it's a beautiful cut flay of some kind of fish and there's a variety of fruits piled high onto it.

And she looks at you and her eyes look up and down. Maybe after I kill that son of a bitch, and she takes the tray and throws it against the wall. Well, I'll still eat that. But food! If you are confirming that you need someone killed, there's no one better to handle it than Draven. Is it human?

We're good at that. It'll be the easiest kill I've had all you. That kill is mine. And you're lucky, you're even better looking than he is. debatable. Is it because he has that scorn? Then there's not a body. They're not dead.

Who have you told about this? The fish man, but he told us, so it goes both plays. I might have been humming a song I made up about it on the way here, but I don't know if anyone heard. Me too. She reaches us down in a quick motion to see draws one of her pistols. What's that? And she points, Do you know what'll happen to this town if Ford gets out the game playing still alive?

Well, we certainly would want that to spread around with me. I'm going to see the chair, like, screech closer to the desk. Hop up on top. Captain to captain, I think we can figure this out. I know better than anyone about a secret operative mission. So you can trust us to get the job done. Just take us with you, and we'll make sure that kills yours. Yeah.

Make a persuasion check in advantage. See, I helped. Yeah. Yeah. Shoot. It amused as Draven that the yordel has to stand on a chair. It amuses Zaya that Draven has to say his own name, do not find it. It amuses Lulu.

She turns to you and says, I have a feeling a lot amuses you. No. Ha ha! Ha! I have to, like, not smile. This is so hard. I have to like not smile. You want me to put some more of this on there?

Yes. He likes to laugh. Don't freak out. You see it? My version. Draven is attractive. Draven is attractive. It's a bad.

Let it. Let it sit. like 20 seconds. No, no, Captain, please continue. As you say that, Timo. She nods at you and says, you're cute. I thought she said I'm cute.

You're cute too. You're cute in a different way. Am I cute? But you're all pretty good looking actually. Draven is waiting for his individual compliment. Do not pay him that respect. He doesn't deserve it. It's a good choice how few clothes items you decided to wear.

You mean me. Both men. Draven can wear even less. Silence. If the humans start having sex, I'm going to vomit. Why wear less when they can just wear? There's always time span your horizons. But now is not the time.

The time for vengeance is now. I like vengeance, but little one on your chair. Which one? The one on the chair. Oh, I could get on a chair. Then we'd be confusing. Okay, I'll stay off. We'll drink.

I can't have two hurdles in the 40s. I have my own ways of dealing with gangplank. What I need from you is silence. Not a word. Tell no one. Tell no one in Bilgewater. We will do it if you take us to the arpy place. I'll give you a ship and a crew that can get you in.

I'm going to start immediately. Finding that monster, hunting him down like the warfrat he is. I'm going to scoge my butt onto the edge of the table and kind of fling my cape back. And I'm going to lay my hand on her boot and give him a squeeze. And I'll look deeply into her eyes and say, I promise my lips will be sealed. As she's doing this, Rekhan slowly walks up to where she flipped her cape and is like examining her cape. Comparing it to his own.

I do not flinch. I just maintain intense eye contact. Make a persuasion check. Does anyone else feel like it's getting warm in here? Can I say as part of my... Why do I also roll the same thing you fucking are off? No, I don't know. As I was doing that, can I use a part of inspiration to inspiration?

No inspiration. Oh! Me with my capeness is giving you inspiration. Wait until Maya gets a natural 20. Not ready. Oh, my gosh. It was worse. No, it was slightly better.

No, inspiration is you add a, add a, sorry. Let me look up. D8. Yeah, D8. Yeah. Hey. Big money.

Naturally. Hey. All right, that's gonna be a 17 for persuasion. 17. She, she looks at you. and she purses her lips again, and takes old Tom's arm and throws it into the pile. And she stands up.

If I find out that any of you have said a thing about this, then nowhere on Roontera will be safe. You understand that. Skang, Flink is bad. Are you just trying to get it all out before we go out into the rest of bilge water. Do some stu-g-like is back! Join me! We shall do lunges!

And I just start doing lunges, join me, Birdman. I'll show you that if they decide- Burkhan just starts dancing. She steps past Rekong and looks at Zaya. Can I count on you? He won't say anything. I won't say anything. She nods.

He's an idiot, but he'll lose him. Wait, what? I know. She stands up as she walks towards the door past you. And she's full of purpose and determination. She looks and says, I'll make sure that you have a ship waiting. And it leaves in an hour. And when we get back, if there's no Mr. Fortune,

I could use a little extra danger in my life. to be sick. It's really dry. Oh, long. All that's... Are you threatening to kill her husband? I'm asking if there is one. Why?

We're doing a little bit of a flirting here. Just stand back and let Draven work. You call this flirting. I'm working on it. I guess girls and Knoxis are a little bit different. You should watch what Zion... I don't even know what that means. I haven't really been paying the bird people much attention.

I am a third. by that. I did say I like your style. Have you tried being bird person? You could have ears or feathery cloak? And a brougham could be your wingman. You realize how racist, Jervian, right? I don't even know what to say to that.

I admire your feather. It's not their fault, they're here. Yes, you can fuck them off of me and sell them at the market. Human. Why would he want to do that? Humans are stupid. When Gameplank's corpse is in front of me, then you're all welcome to try whatever you will.

So does that mean there is a Mr. Fortune? Vengeance is Mr. Fortune. For now. That's a weird name. That's my ex-husband. Then we can discuss. So she's saying there's a chance. She's okay for it.

She's lying to you the same way that Zyel. lies to Rakan. All humans lie. So your flirting must be working. Draven will have to think about that one. Probably not soon enough. There is always more snow on the mountain top. Speaking of that, you come from a place where it's snowy,

so why are you wearing any shirts? Because I do not need shirt. The cold invigorated. Shirts are overrated. My fiery heart keeps me warm. I like the stitching on your headline. Maybe Draven could wear a cape. I noticed that when I was looking at it.

when I was looking at the beautiful broodery. It's so beautiful, isn't it? Mm-hmm. Captain Fortune Stowers, and she goes back to her liquor cabinet, opens it up, and just grabs the largest bottle of rum that she can find, and she steps to the door and opens it and says, you'll be on the Scarlet Dawn. It leaves in an hour. Get the fuck out of my office.

Yes, I am. Good night, Miss Lee. Oh, good morning. You should clean up your breakfast. Bye. Draven looks forward to seeing you again as I leave the room. You do this.

Good luck on your vengeance blood quest. I hold the door for Zaya and then immediately just let it go after Zaya's walk through the door. Hey! Then I open the door and continue to walk out. The door closes behind you and she closes, she pulled a large key ring and she takes the largest key and locks it, and she goes down a different hallway

than you do, and she turns around and gives you all one last look. Make sure it comes back in one piece. Okay. And she continues to make her way and say, and I shouldn't have to tell you this, but don't forget to pay the tithe. How much? Whatever you want to give.

Gold Crackham is all you need. I don't have any money. Good luck. And she turns and walks away. You are ushered. It takes not quite an hour to get down to the docks. And you're able to discuss whatever you'd like to on your way down there.

But you find the Scarlet Tide, a beautiful well-crafted ship, not super huge, but it looks incredibly swift and nimble. and nimble. And you see that there is a small crew. Not much is needed to navigate this very simple, two-mast vessel, but you see that there is a beautiful woman on the mast head

that is almost enveloped in red hair as you make your way on to the deck. And unless there's anything you like to do in Villagewater before you take off to the seas. What is this tide she speaks of? I don't know. Is it the Scarlet Dawn or Scarlet Tide? Scorlott Tide, apologies.

I mean I've said, Dawn. Draven? I'm sorry, Draven. Thraven. Occasionally gold coins appear at your shoulders. Can you pay for my Tide? Well, Draven was a bit concerned about that as well because she mentioned this particular type of gold.

In Noxas, we just use gold. It all has the same value. I'm worried that my money may not be any good here. Your money's good enough for me. Well, thank you, and I extend my hand. Help, help. You're trying to rip my arm off. Humans are awful.

Yes. They told you. Now you're starting to understand. Particularly ones from Knoxes. There was a hair out of place. Thank you. Just behind the hair on the use. So how do we acquire this golden hacken,

not familiar with the ways of things? The people at the Birchance Venture? Who do we pay it to? And does she price? Oh, well, I wouldn't know. Are you serious about selling your feathers at the market? Can. Can you actually sell your feathers at the market?

That feels akin to me selling a finger on the market. They are deadly weapons. And it feels about the same. Do you want me to sell one of five papers at the market? But they're worth a lot of gold. Well, I'm not going to tell you what to do. do with your own feathers, but so be it. Are your little fingers worth a lot of gold?

No. Oh. Please keep all ten of yours. You'll need them. This one talks too much. I'm surprised you can count that high. This one talks too much. What?

This one talks too much. To you or to everyone? To me. Have I heard of a golden crackin or a tithe or anything like that? I would say all of you make a history check. Ah ha! Draven knows nothing of history. rolling like shit.

But true Lumberd, no shit. Tram! 15. 18. Draven got a four. I might know. More. History?

Wrong. Yeah. Three. Thrand has T. 0, so five. So the two Yordels, I guess, from the travels, the traveling portal to Bandle City. Jorda Thorntle.

Oh my God. You know. very least that a golden crackin is just simply a gold coin. You know that there are silver serpents, and ten of those equal a golden cracken, and that is the currency of bilge water. But they'll take anyone's coin, but it's a special bilge water currency.

Would I know how much when I was younger and people used to pluck my feathers against my wheel, how much gold they got for them? Do we have gold? Yeah, I would say you probably all have, you know, 50 gold. That's funny enough, not on my character sheet. For whatever starting gold is, let's take a look.

I like the 50 gold, I think that's dead. Rekon begins looking through a pouch and just throwing random items out of it that are like just random items that people would use. There's like silverware, there's like a cup, and there's just random things and he's going through. And he doesn't care about money, so he just takes some different gold pieces.

He's like, is this a Krakken? No. Is this a Krakken? No. Is this a Krakken? No. Just catching them as he's throwing them. Draven's character sheet says he has no currency. Draven finds this displeasing. I'm right there in your bag. That's what it is, those gold pieces.

There are 50 gold pieces here suddenly you should probably add to equipment. But if 10 silver serpents, you said? Yes. I'm the god of the word. Equal one gold kraken. Yeah. Then what is an electron piece? Draven would like to murder bra.

Rakan would like to help. You hear an old voice, says this as the captain. A grizzled old man with a gray beard, almost a green twinge to it. He looks at you and he says, Electrum, there ain't be no, Electrum, that's be a tall tail, a fabled coin, banished and cursed.

Don't she be bringing bad look to the ship? As he's saying this, Rekana's behind him, like miming it in a very dramatic way. Are you captain of ship? Aye, Captain Barnabas. At your service, Rekon's still mining them. The heart of failure, they call me. Do you wish to pay the tide?

Tithe? We do, but we don't have coin. We don't. Rekon is doing a one-man play pretending to be everyone behind this guy. I pull out seven pieces of gold and hand it to him. One for each of us. That's not mine.

That's everybody's. That'll do. I know. And he walks over to the side of the ship and he throws the coins into the water. Well, that's just a waste. Now, we all can be taken off now. And you all be in good hands. I'll get you to the banquet and back, no problem.

You know how to sail to this place. It's very dangerous, I hear. Hi. It is. A brave heart than you. I'll get all slacking on the back. What's the life was out of a little danger? Be easy, be easy.

We'll ship off now, and he makes his way, and the crew, he starts barking orders as the crew begin to pass off, and the ship, the Scarlet Tide, makes its way out of Blood Harbor, and you see the massive corpses of sea monsters of all variety some fish like other cephalopodal, others crustacean-like and reptilian, as they're all being butchered and sold for parts.

You see the carrion gulls swarming over and diving down into the water to pick up bits of flesh and guts that are worthless. And you see the fins of the razorfish and the sharks that are absolutely all over. this harbor, as you join a number of ships making its way out of the harbor, and you leave Bilgewater Bay and take it to the open sea.

You sail for several hours. The sun rises into, rises high into the sky, and then continues to sink as time passes.

And you see the other islands in the Blue Flame archipelago, of which build water to the capital. However, you see a large stretch of rocks and sharp reefs far off in the distance, and it seems to almost be shrouded in mist. And from this distance, it's hard to make out, but you see that this is a very opportune, almost like a choke point, where if you were to be able to navigate through, you'd have quicker shipping and quicker travel. And you see that there are great flocks of the carrion goals squawking above.

As you get closer and closer and you start to see why. The mist as soon as you entered it, you see as the brightness from the sun starts to get swallowed up by clouds overhead. overhead. As the storm clouds roll in, the mist starts to engulf you, but you see the dangerous traits up ahead. And you see the jagged rocks, the colorful sharp reefs, but amidst it is an absolute graveyard of ships. Dozens, possibly hundreds, that you begin to sail and weave through. And you see skeletons dashed upon the rocks, picked clean by the Harpy Albatrosses.

process. And you understand why this is called the Harpies Banquet. As you see the ruins of hundreds of years possibly of sailors that are permanently entombed in these straits. And you continue to make your way and you see that Captain Barnabas is quite capable. Despite his age, he's moving about with a surprising nimbleness, and he's commanding the crew, commanding the crew with a great level of authority, and they all seem to heavily respect him. And as the mist gets thicker and thicker, and the sun continues to get more and more shrouded by dark clouds, it gets darker, the large lantern is lit and hung out on the mast, and there's a call to slow down as the the waters get choppier and choppier,

and the ship begins to move a lot more nimbly, and you understand why it's so difficult to find a ship that it can possibly be this agile. And you see as Captain Barnabas is looking around, and the boat rocks a little bit to one side, almost suddenly, as he looks around and he says, oh, no, that's impossible. We paved the tide.

He explodes into a splintering mass of wood and seawater, the captain, as the boat lurches to a sudden halt. Shit, stay behind the old move. As crew members are thrown about. Ha, the dance. What's that? What is happening? Also question.

Yes. Is this how usually gloat? Would we have had a short rest at some point? Yes. You would all enjoy to short rest. You may need it. Holy fuck. I guess I should be more liberal with my abilities here.

As you see first a burst of seawater and wood splinters as the captain gets completely almost blown apart. As crew members scream and you're luckily able to avoid it. But you see what caused this. a massive metal anchor rising up through the center of the hole, sending all of its contents scattering as wood splinters and you lurch to the side and the ship begins to sink. As you hear loud creaking and groaning

as the anchor lands on the deck and then is pulled down with a rattling of chains. And suddenly you feel another lurch as the ship rocks again. And you see a massive, massive looming pant, metal, almost shell-like, grab onto one side and heave up as a massive Titan from the depths in a metal armor that seems to be part

of the body and glowing red orange eyes heaves itself up. Everyone else for initiative. I can't believe you're having a spider alien soul, right? Oh my God, it's my greatest bot-lameau. Spot lane weakness. It's a whole horrible PTSD in the last month. Oh my god. Instabab.

I'm so good. There's the shop. Got to look for the penises. Oh, lie. I see one. I don't. Oh, this is a pretty. That is a big old, wanky.

That's a big old Nautilus. It's a big manie boy. Yeah, a big manie boy. Yes. And you hear. Oh, there's the penis. Oh my God. That's a big one.

He did that on purpose. It's Nautilus's penis. Oh, my. You hear a loud, booming voice, as it almost echoes in the armor, and although you are above water, sounds muffled, drowned, as you all are surrounded,

and you see all of the crew have been flung off or blown apart, stabbed with shrapnel. They crash onto the reefs and the rocks all around you, and the harpy albatrosses, and the carrion goals may waste no time descending upon them, but it's too late for them. As the massive beast that has emerged from the center of the ship, its voice booms out,

did not pay the tithe. And with that, I need 20 to 25. I forgot to roll like a dumb ass. No. 21. No, I already rolled. Raven, 23. 23 for. Raven would like to go first.

We should put our, we should put our, Where are we? I got a nine. 15 and 20. At the front of the back, you know, if you start stepping over. 10 to 18. Would be next to work on.

Be it. 10 to 15. 13. 13 for Fiora. Brom and Lulu, wouldn't you get? Place yourselves wherever like. Nine. Nine.

Who wants to go first? Brom can go first. Okay. Where are you here? And with that, we're going to see you in all of those. I should be with picks. We're here. Feel free to place yourself wherever you'd like.

like, can we just put this between you to? Here. I suppose so. Can't, I don't know. Can you? As. Let's turn him around. So is he gargantuan? Jesus.

He is a huge creature. Is that his class? Yeah, he's a huge creature, you can tell? If that's relevant to your classes, the base is actually shockingly, apropos. Yeah, that's not I'm saying. He heaves a massive anchor and looks at all

of you with these glowing orange eyes, but they seem to be just dull, but they are intent and aggressive towards you. Zaya, you're up. You can't have a cast hundred mark on it. Okay, you do that. I'm just gonna fucking shoot it. Okay, you fling two feathers.

Do you need to draw feathers in here? So first shot is, how do the feathers? So just anywhere behind the target from where she is, just put like a dot on that square. You know, just like five or ten feet behind. It doesn't have to be perfect. She hits with both. Then you get, then there's two.

And you can either put it behind in a line or next two, yeah, it's fine. It'll be, it's gonna be hard to miss this guy. 12 for the first shot. Wise, both feathers fly and glowing. You'll be better at this, you play Zion. You want to understand how it's wearing. 10 for the second shot.

10 for the second shot? Got it. Okay. She's setting up that old. Hell yeah. And with that, he's going to use a legendary action as he stares at all of you and says, kill the guilty.

as he is a swirling cocoon of what looks like seawater and dark Eldridge power surrounds him as he gets a shield what appears to be. I know that moon. With that, it's driven. I'm gonna take five foot step forward and as I begin to twirl my axes say, God axes need victims.

I'm gonna make three attacks. You did the thing. I did the thing. You did the thing. First one's gonna be a 22, to hit that it's uh next one's gonna be a 25 to hit hits and the third one is going to be a 20 to hit that it's i will roll for one to see if i can catch the axe before i start doing damage eights i have to re-roll five oh boy uh one two three four then five's going to call almost

right back to me so i'm actually going to step back and catch it behind uh fiora as i catch it to make one more attack. Ah! Oh, sorry. I'm moving the camera. That's going to be a 17 to hit. The last one. He misses.

Okay, so only three attacks, which is going to be eight, nine, plus 18 is going to be 27 points of damage over the course of three attacks. 27 points of damage. Okay. So you flow, throw, throw, throw, throw one clatters off of the huge anchor. But as you pierce, pierce, pierce, you finally slacks. flash through the cocoon and it is now dissipated. And it's the final one seems to slice a little bit

of the sheep, of his, of the armor into whatever flesh there is. All right, get some, Mike. Okay, ha ha ha. With that, I think there's one more. I try, you know, it's for the people at home. And he's gonna look at you and use another, two of his legendary actions on Dome as he takes his huge anchor and flings

it forward onto line. Oh, wow. Hold on, this might be it. Be carefully, friend. 17? Misses. Okay, you managed to block it with your shield as the anchor clatters off and the creature pulls it back.

And as soon as that happens, you hear the last croaking groan of a sailor that's relatively close to you as he's slinking down into the water, no, Nautilus, as he swallowed by the sea. And you said that that's the name of the creature, so we don't have to say that it's not. We didn't know. What's that?

What's that? Oh, got it. You can roll a- She's a troll. You're up. Mel is confused as someone with the legends is. I'm gonna look at Adam and say, Size is a liability.

And then I'm gonna run down 30 feet down the side of the ship. Uh-huh, you do that. And I'm gonna fire a dirt. Yeah, right there. A blowgun, I'm gonna fire a dart for my blowgun. Yay! She said the thing. Gotta give it up.

I don't know why we're clap. 19? We always clap at everything. 19? That barely hits. Wow. 10 damage. 10 damage.

It fires and you see it get a weak point as it does that. And then I'm gonna bonus action hide. Con saving throw? Huh? Con saving throw? Does you poison him on the? Does that happen with the darts?

I thought that it'll just like. So he gets a stack. Okay, but it doesn't happen. I didn't know if he had a shit or roll to get the stack. Oh, I didn't know that. It automatically gets a stack. So yes, yeah, it gets a stack. You see that the poison seems to go,

it hits him and you'll see what happens. And with that, oh, it's his turn. Oh, that is, no, those are his legendary actions. As you see him step forward. Forward. Forward. Forward. How many?

He can move 30. So, I mean, he's just gonna... The mass is... Yeah, he smashes the mast. Yeah, mask gone, fuck the mast. He snashes the mask. Get that shit out of here, he says... And he's gonna take, just walk directly up,

and you see as he... The same kind of Eldridge seawater that surrounded him kind of almost engulfs him as he stomps onto the ground as geysers of seawater and Eldridge Dark Magic burst up all around you and everyone's 30 feet around. Yeah, that's every.

Everyone needs to make a dexterity saving throw. Last three of you are within 10 feet of me. Yay. How are, which one are you? Yellow. I'm the yellow one. Nope. You guys are out, yeah, but you can be all right? I have plus.

Is it Dax, you say? It is Dax. 17. I have it vintage. Natural fucking queen! Yes! Oh, fuck. Yay! This is why you have one of the winners.

That excitement is only matched by Draven's excitement. My lashes almost fell off with that. You ever yell so loud you blow your own eyelashes off? Or eyebrows or eyebrows your eyebrows your mustache or your eyebrows. You know, anything. Oh, that was good. 28. Hold on one second.

Everyone who got 15 was a DC. Oh my God. Bone passes. 15 plus. It was. They're natural baby. The lashes or? I'm gonna.

26 points of cold damage if you failed and half of you succeeded. Did anyone say that? 23 or 13? No, I think we got a 17. All minutes to dodge out of the way is it all burst all around. How much is that half?

26 divided by at 13. 13. 13. That's a lot of damage. Hearing out and that's his term. I hope the god of this world remembers we're only level six. one second I want to look at something to see if this changes what I wanted to do.

If I failed, I was going to die in one hit. Yeah, it's fucked up. I mean, I love it. Okay. I'm going to take a step forward and I'm going to throw out with my cape. I'm going to cast a or I'm going to throw my

gleaming quill at him. So that is a range spell attack by me. That is 17 plus 8. This thing is very important for the map. Oh, that hits. That hits, yeah. So, 46. 46.

Can I borrow a D6? No, I have hundreds. I saw. Two, six is a five and a one. 12, 13, 18. So that's 18 fire damage. And all allies within me regain. Within you.

Oh, within you. We are within you. Your even would like to be in Rekaz. Six plus five, so 11 healing damage, right? Something about him. So everyone is in 30 feet of me? 30? 50. Holy fuck, yes.

How? So you see as I throw out a quill And as the quill kind of hits him, I am kind of energized with some sort of magic. And then I kind of burst out in a 30 foot radius. How much feeling you? 11. All allies, four plus two is six, plus five is 11.

Yes. Is it a heel or temp each B? It's healing. Okay, cool. Do I get it too? Everyone gets 30. 30. I think you're barely in it. Five, 10, 15, 20, 20. Yeah, yeah.

11. 11. Aha. Now that's teamwork. Oh, feeling refreshed. Draven is better than ever. With that, he's not always to stop, even in the end right. Oh, Jesus, he's so good. With that, he's going to look at you, Fiora,

and he is going to take his anchor and smash it down onto guilty. And he's gonna make his act for him. Okay, if it is above, if it's below 20, I'd like to use my reaction. It is a 24. I will not use to be a reaction. and it smashes down onto you. Oh my god.

Give me a fuck by the giant gun that's gonna fuck your shit with his anchor. That was us, I mean, that's exactly his theme song. So you know how like, that's what we're kind of singing. Not a list. Fuck your shit with his anchor. Yeah, yeah. It's such a staggering strike.

It smashes down into you and it does 14 points of bludgeoning damage. And I need to be. to be the strength saving from. Yikes. You can't win. This wasn't disease damage. No.

No, this is a staggering blow. The Nautilus special. That was it very bad. They call it the crusty anchor. Strengthy got an 11. It smashed into it and staggers you and you feel a dark energy as the swirling dark Eldred's magic

swirls around you and you are restrained. Could I use my saving face? ability here, once for short rest. If you miss with an attack or failed ability check or saving throw, you can gain a bonus equal to the number of allies you see within 30 feet, max plus five. It says no action.

Is that a paladin thing? It's a saving face. I've never seen this one. That sounds like a custom thing. I've never heard of that. Sounds like a palatom thing. It appears as though we've made Fiora O.P. Fiore can just,

says if you fail a saving throw, which I now know that I fail, after the roll, you can gain a bonus equal to the number of allies you see within 30 feet max plus a raven. Let me check to make sure that that should be there. Your Raven believes that if it's on your character sheet, you should be able to use it. Ha ha ha. Oh, oh, no, that's your Hobgoblin, I mean, Demosian trait. Yes, you can use that. So you can do that.

You heard it here first, folks. Demascians or Hoggoglins. I have sure with the Nognexie. I'd like to use it, which will bump it up to a 16. You're half a 16. Damn. It just passes. That just passes as you manage to resist it.

Okay. With that, it's your turn. Your turn now. You follow up. That's cool. Who's trying to? It's a few words turn. It's actually your turn.

I will not go out down without a fight. I will make an attack. It's raising. We're not like him. He's got a pee. With my rapier. That should hit with a 25. That should hit with a 25.

I'm going. I'm gonna make this a Damascian smite. Yee. Ewee. Does radium, very nice. Does radium versus piercing the matter? It's the reason why I'm usually work hard. What I'm out to me.

That's very used. So that would be 16 points of damage on my first attack. You do that? You stab into it and you channel your DeMossi in training and it cuts even deeper with your special, was it, sapphire steel, rapier, whatever it is, blue? Yeah, something like that.

Next attack is the next. Woo, we fucking 20! Okay, there we go. Hard limiters. I'm going to make that a second level Demersian smite. So that would be six D-8, eight D-Marsia. Oh, wait, long champion.

I need five more D-8s. I don't have any over here. There's zero over here, my eight. I need five more D-AX. There's three. Maya, do you want some D-A? There's zero over here. Oh, my-ha-me.

I took you literally. I'm sorry. I'm joking. How many do you need? For those of you not aware, I have like four sets of dicing in front of me. And I all brought for me. My passive perception is a 10 and also a five on Maya.

There's a lot of dicing from me. Oh my goodness. Oh my God. That's far and yeah. I knew other language. I don't know what she says. 16? If you want to learn other languages, use Draven lingo.

Why? Just say Draven. It's Runetera duo lingo. It teaches you how to say Draven. In every different language. Fortypillar, great. Fierce. Fear Singh and Brainer.

Midian's damage as I strike through. The problem is no, Dracula. As you pierce and you find another weak, it stabs into this farmer. A vital point. And he stumbles forward. What are final points? Oh, dear Jesus, Lord Almighty.

What? What? So someone did read all their features. Yeah, time out. So is that 2D4? Did you read your character sheet? No, no, no. Did you read your character sheet?

There's a feature where, there's a feature where, Essentially, it should be under features and traits. I don't, I'm not there. It's not there. It should be under one of the features. It might not be, my guess would have been, I didn't put it together, but the idea is you pick an enemy, right?

And you'll roll a D4 for a cardinal direction of north, south, east, west, and that will tell you the vital point that you're trying to hit. I don't have anything on here that says, go to, oh, it's not your fault. Go to manage levels. You didn't put that together.

And read it there. I don't know why it's not showing up in your future. It's probably something broken with the custom thing. Anyway, roll a D4, I'll put your vital point. down there. The idea is that... Okay, I don't see it here. I'm sorry. He takes damage. He's gonna turn around and swing and he says, they will pay.

He's gonna make an attack. Follow up. Anchor smash on. Once you hit that point though, after you roll your D4, then you can, another vital point will show up, right? And the idea is you dance around him and keep hitting the vital points. Oh, okay. So I'm gonna roll a D4. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is gonna be a 19. To me? Yeah.

I have my reaction. Yes. so I'll use it to go into defensive duelists, and that will miss. And you period as it's about to hit him. Okay. I just already go to bathroom. I rolled up the time. So then depending on what you wanted to be,

whether north, south, east, or west, I would say one, two, three, or four. If you strike him from the front, you'll trigger the vital point. And then I don't know what the stats are. But it's the same idea as if you played Fiura and the vital points will spawn and you're trying to strike them

and then another one will form and you try to strike it. You want to like dance around him. Gotcha. Be like a defenseer. You don't know that, Mal. I'm familiar with the ability. I didn't realize it was to think here.

It's all good. No, no, no, I mean, like you said, it's not. It's not. I have a three, so I think we were saying, one, two, three. Yeah, so you won't have to move. There you know, there's a vital point. Okay, you do that, you designate a weak point

in the shell of what looks like an old diver suit, but it seems it has become a carapist for this creature. Bram, you're up. I will. You'll be producer Rick. I do. He was really hard. I know I did.

This was a lot to throw together. See this? Why you're a half? Tell your effects. I'll look up in a lot. I'll say, angry dust, man, you just need shaming. And I'll take my shield and I will smile and I will attack him recklessly. If we're talking about... Happily.

How do you see when you roll when you roll them in? when you roll them in the pile of dice. Carefully. They're colored. So one, I think only one hits. 19 is the ace fake. Yeah, so one hits.

That's just the one's four. So it's five damage. Five damage. Yep. Okay. Get it, Kimma. Five damage. As your shield smashes into it,

and you see him, as the cocoon once again forms around him. Okay, with that, it is Lou's turn. Oh, it's my turn. With the guy shield master on a huge guy? Or no, is there a size limitation? I think it's one size up. Not huge, large.

I'm pretty sure it's large. It's just doing the fact that it allows you to do it. It just is, shove a creature you can see within five feet. Yeah. It just is, is it a contest or anything? I mean like, it's a strength. Right, so it just means it's probably gonna be strong as fuck. Okay, I will, let's see how you do.

And I'm going to do my bonus action to attempt to shove him. So it is a contest, I believe, right? Yep. Good luck. Have letters, right? Yep. 21. I know.

You smash into his leg and it just looks down at you. And then it uses a shield. You're up. Let's use all the things. All the colors. And I'm gonna cast, yeah, thanks. I'm gonna cast Fairy Fire so that it hits him from behind. Okay, Dix, oh wow, decks.

Yes. DC-17. Perfect. Do we get fucked up and you go, walk into it with a plus zero? Don't walk into it. It's a one-time burst, right? Andy.

Yeah, any creature in the area when the spell is cast. Got it's 16, so that fails. Yes, so he is now affected by it. You see, he's all glaring. And I'm choosing to use all the colors. Yes, all the colors. Yes, all the colors, and it's very glitterly and sparkly. So.

See with all the colors of the Terra. Yes. And then Picks, I'm going to command Picks to use his action to put a shield on Fiora. Okay, Picks darts over to Fiora, and once again, that glittering shield engulfs you as you are protected by the fairy. Dustum Picks.

Zaya. Can you check now. See the other thing. Sure. All right. Saying it get closer to me, not gonna like that too much. So I'm gonna go move. You get five generate points.

May I'm right here. Oh, so B-C, much appreciated it. And then I'm going to, I maintain 100s mark on it, so I'm gonna shoot it again twice. Okay. Okay. There we go. The feathers land even if they don't have.

What? It's a damage. Oh, okay. Perfect. So that's the first roll. Oh, that's what that was. So 18 first shot. Okay.

There's a sharp. I know. Oops. Ooh. Oh. The second one misses because I rolled two and a one. He's, he got, you're at advantage on him. Yeah, I know, I got two and a one.

Which means it was 13. So somehow that fucking happened. That's, that's rough. So I'm assuming the short shot 18 hit. 18 barely misses. He's glittered. Okay, great. Barely misses.

Well, then I got nothing. That's what's what I. Did the first one hit? No. Oh, okay. So you flubing. and they seem to be completely absorbed by the H. Thank you.

It's reflected by the tough armor. Draven, you're up. Before I had to my turn, I yelled the workout, I said, you're doing great, sweetie. Thanks, babe. My eyes kind of narrow as I look at the bird people and I say, let's admire me for a bit. And I make three attacks on the advantage.

Oh, they're all at advantage. Oh, holy, because of fire fire. Oh, son of a gun. Are you fucking kidding me? That's a hit. Yep. Get an 18 and the 19. Damn, 18.

It barely misses. And then a 24 on that one. Then I'm going to roll to see if I can catch this axe. One is, oh, oh, no, says Draven. Yeah, I can't catch that axe. So that's going to be two attacks that hit for 17 points of damage. Okay. And then I'm going to move.

510, 15 is 25, 30, as I'm circling. Okay. And I accidentally move. Blom. It doesn't show up. You can just tell me what it does, and I can write it down. So you fire in and it fires it, and it slices through, and it seems to chip away at some of the cocoon, but it still seems to continue to swirl around him. So did he reactivated his shield?

He did. He reactivated his shield. Basically once per, yeah. Business. Okay. With that, it is Timo's turn. I'm going to, since I have hit, I am going to to, and your advantage.

24. 24. That misses. 20. 24? That misses. What do we need to do with the stacks? Just be aware of that.

On his turn, he asked to roll Kahn, and then he takes damage based on how many stacks he has, if he fails or passes or whatever. Okay, so damn it. Oh, there's 15 seasons. 15 seconds. So that is 17 damage. Do you want the heated blanket?

No, she has it. Do you want the jacket? She took something out. Yeah, this is just like a shawl. So he's gonna take 15 damage from the blow dart. Why, Sarnax, I recognize that. And then I'm gonna toss a, like on his back heel, 15 feet in front of me, I'm gonna toss a mushroom.

You fire, as another dart hits him. And it seems, it's finally dispels the watery Eldridge cocoon. It bursts hits him as it seems, the poison seems to seep in. Tall folk don't last long around here. Oops. That's fine. That's what she said? A lot.

Very pleasant. And with that, it is, there you go. With that it is, oh, Nautilus's termed, as, as, he has to roll for Timo. I have to roll for Timo. How does that work?

So, well, the first thing is that it's gonna trigger this mushroom. Okay. and gain extra stacks. So I'd do that first. Boom. So Konsei. It's plugged in so you can just turn it on. Before after the stacks.

Misses. So you get three stacks. Before. Or yeah, we'll say before. Okay. And then that is three D6 poison damage. How many is it per stack?

You're welcome. I forget. Is it D4 or D6? What did I do? It says, on a failed, save the creature takes three D6 poison damage and three stacks. Oh, oh, for the mushroom Exploding, yes.

Yes, so for the mushroom explosion alone. And then it's a 1D4 per stack of, so that is a nine, so that is 10 from the mushroom, and then he has five stacks. Oh, five stacks, holy shit. Two darts and three from the mushroom. And then it's so it's a D4 per each. Jesus Christ, five, D4.

Damn. Holy fuck. This is what it feels like to fight a Tema. Can I work? No, we want to plug. Oh. I have seen some fucked up shit in noxas, but this thing is truly evil.

Holy fuck. He is. What will, I think. That's a double team. 14. 14 of a venom. The yordle has the stench of death all over him. As it turns to you on its turn,

How is it looking? He's looking, yeah, not great, but not terrible. I recklessly attacked, if that matters. Oh, that's great. You have to see that? Um... Get fun, bro. He's advantage.

And he's going to turn towards Timo. And he takes his anchor as he chucks it. And move. Oh, okay. What's yourself? What's the self that you get? Do I just roll that? Every time you use the hide action, yeah.

Okay. Still, percent. 22 perception. 17. 17, so he can see you. And he flings the anchor and we'll see what he gets here. Natural 20. Can I do you on Cammy Dodge? I will use my reaction and say,

stand behind Brough! And I'm gonna leap to her in front of her. Wow. And I'll take the attack. Oh, Shit, okay. Nice. Oh my god, I love custom caret so much.

So quit my face. So quit my face. Coole over my face. Crit me, Daddy. Crit me, Daddy. Daddy, God. Quit me. Wow, okay.

I'm really uncomfortable. I want to go home. Wait, I'm already home. I live here. I made this bathroom this morning. This morning. For me to not go into bathroom. For me to not go to the bathroom.

28 28. Oh, that's more than that. And he flies, I guess. You basically split the difference between each other. And so he'll move five feet and you'll move five feet. He doesn't really even need to move. I mean, he's enormous. I mean, like, well, he takes up like three by four.

Like, what do you want, like... Yeah, that's a circle. Well, then it's, that's what I'm saying. It's either four by four or it's three by four, right? So if it's four by four, he's not just... going anywhere. He doesn't move anywhere. It's four by four. You see what I'm saying? He's three. He's three by three. Yeah, see here. That's what I'm asking. Yeah. Um, as, ah ha! I talked from my health.

And he's going to just follow up because you're in the way. He's going to follow up on you as, uh, he's advantaged. Find the guilty. Oh, we're going to watch our first friend, dad. Now that he took damage from that, do they- That's going to miss? He needs to make a con save against them. That is gonna have. He passes the con save, you purges. And he smashes down on you with an anchor,

and it's just an anchor, it's not a staggering blow. Oh. So. I didn't realize it was as a reaction, I want to cast Wild Growth on Brom. Okay. Enormous! And I'm gonna make him gigantic.

Boom! So he's gonna hit you and you twill damage. No, after the initial hit. So it's my reaction. What's the trigger? After his first hit, after he took the crack. Okay, that's right. That's why that trigger for the piece.

So he's going to be, Grom gets huge. My reaction is that. It doesn't say anything else. So he, Brom becomes, what happens? He is, yeah, he's really big. He is enlarged. I gained the benefits of the enlarged spell.

I'm resistant to all damage. And what else? And all hostile creatures within five feet, make a deck save or a knocked prone, and push five feet away. Wait, wait. Yeah. You got to, yeah. All right, we're gonna have him back him up because Tima's going into the water.

Uh, with, do we have any, where's the, the, the, Do you want him to be Lulul? Yeah, let's have him be Lulu, yeah, that's fine. Is Looleu? No, yeah, Loo is gigantic. The same base. Use the coin. So, you see Brom, he's a massive mountain of a man, and he just,

even larger to be the... What about that little thing about you? Yeah, what about... Almost the same size of this creature. And he needs to make a saving throw? Did you slide a little bit that way? Deck safe. He fucking fails. Here.

So he is knocked prone and pushed five feet. I look like Henry El Mook. And you... And you... And he grows... He's not as large as Nautilus. He still gets much bigger. And with that, despite when you get pulled in,

it's almost as if he was... I'm making it easier for you. You leverage your shield up, get underneath the helmet, and it pushes him back with a loud crash. You all shake as he lands onto the ship and the wood splinters everywhere as he lands on his back. Oh, I thought that was big before. And with that, stand back up.

We'll keep the hit, because I rolled it. Yeah, sorry, I just didn't realize it was reaction or I would have done it, Tanner. We'll keep the hit, and that is going to do 13 points of bludgeoning damage. Is it half because of the wild growth? Yeah. And it's half, yeah.

So six. And with that, he is going to stay back up. Okay. So that you know that he's his term, or not here. Am I out? Yep. Brum, how are you looking at Chuiwis?

I'm like quarter-ish. Yeah, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty good. You've only taken a quarter or you're at a quarter? No, no, I've lost it at a quarter of my health. Okay, I'm not bloody, yeah. Okay. Thanks to a tank shirt.

Oh yeah. I'm gonna try and go, hey, look at me, I'm a distraction. And I'm gonna try to cast blindness on Nautilus. Okay. So that's a con savings through, I believe. Con. Which he's probably really good at, but I'm gonna try it anyways. 16. That is my DC.

Okay. So that 60. So yes. So as you see, they, no, tie goes to the. Roller. So you're fine. Yeah, so it bursts of a blinding light from your cape, and it seems to almost do the trick,

but then the glowing orange eyes still peer out, and it seems to still be working. Hmm. Big man, do your thing. And I'm gonna inspire Rob. Yes. Thank you. Oh, oh, oh.

You do that. With that. With that, I'm big now, so. And with that, he's going use Lederia reaction. The cron evolves in the sandals. The cocoon swirls around him once more.

You're up. I'm going to move in directly in front of him to the vital point that I have isolated. I will make an attack at the vantage because he's got fired. Yeah. How long a spray fire last for the Loo trait? Is it one row? No. Just the spell, right?

It's probably just concentration, isn't it, or no? It's one minute. Yeah, it's concentration and it's one minute. Yeah. Awesome. And wild growth is a concentration, so. Oh, 17. 17 misses, as it clatters off of the thick metal armor.

Stupid. He's standing again, though, right? Yeah, he's standing again. Oh, that's good. So that will be 27. That will hit. I will, it's an additional D6. I'm going to roll an extra D6.

So I will hold on that. So it'll be this, this, and then I will do another divine smite. So this would be another 2D8. 20 points of magical piercing. 20 points of magical piercing. It pierces in and it seems to almost have burst of the shield, but it still continues to swirl around him. And then I will just pivot back around him

with the rest of my movement just to kind of get out of the way. Brom, you're up. Oh, with that, he's going to actually follow up, I think, with an attack on you. This is going to try to staggering strike. Okay. And that is going to be a, 23. That's a hit.

Okay, and with that, he's gonna do a staggering strike on you. That's gonna be- It's the wrong character. There are, 21 points of bludging damage. It smashes into, because straight-sam-sand-r will pull me, please. So, no. It's like, oh God. Strait-Samey.

O's from the deep. 21. Echols out of him. 21, you managed to hold yourself strong. With that, it is Brahms' turn. Um, I will. Woohoo! Um, I will again.

Uh, no that I'm big, right? I'm just gonna walk up to him and say, uh, I'm almost as big as you now, and I think I'm quite a strong. Uh, I'm going to attack them twice. Show me your pecks. Uh, not recklessly, because he's very fired, correct? Yeah.

Um, truth. So, you know what to what. So, ooh, those should be two hits. What? makes it up. He's like, I take these two, I'll pair these two together. Yeah. They're color-coded. Uh-huh, true.

Would they be if 26 and 21? Yeah, no with that. We'll then take. Right, right, not yet. Give us time. Give us time. Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, 11, 12, 13.

Damage total. Okay. The shield ruptures as he smash into him several times. And he's looking like he's starting to slow down a little bit. And then I will bonus action and I will shield, I will try to shove that. Okay. So it is a-Sledest contest. Be team. I beat him.

Okay. So I will shove him. I will knock him prone. Okay, he's spying, he pulls the ground. H. Oh! Hard. Lou, you're up. Okay, yeah. And I'm just gonna shoot Glitterlance at him.

Okay. Yeah. Let's just do this. Fudge. So, 24 for the first hit. A little bit. And then 28 for the second hit.

A little bit. Fourteen points of four. Four. worse damage. And then I'm gonna send picks to, I'm gonna send picks to Draven and give him a shield. Ha ha! Six temporary points.

Okay. You blast into this is on the ground. It's looking around, did not seem to count for how powerful the champions is beyond the ship. Yeah. What? Okay. Yeah.

Sorry, I'm getting exactly about fucking wrapping yorkels over here. He's prone, no? No, he do, drop. Yeah, which is not good. Why do we, why we do the prone thing? He's called Louie. Why did we do the pro-the-thing?

He's locked down. Great. Oh, yeah, so I wouldn't have been an advantage, but all this would have hit anyway. Okay, that's fine. So I'm going to just attack it. No way. Normally.

The lowest I rolled was a 20. Yeah. So the first one is. Do you have disadvantaged because he's brought? No, it's a regular. It's a fairy fighter. Yeah. So, right.

All right, right, my bad. Correct to you know. 29 for the first one. Yeah, that'll do it. Just missed. Um, what? 30 for the second one. Oh.

You're white? You don't look at the latest. I don't know what that does. It's that you take minus five to minus five to hit. And if you succeed in a plus time. I like a vegan nuts and I am not wise. For, no other, you other jurors are bad at smize.

That's when you say, Yeah, I gotta be able to, I can't see. You got it, okay. Six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve. Thirteen, first shot. Loule John. Bravo. Two albums.

Okay. Eleven plus four, 15 for a second show. Poor Mel, sorry. I'm just doing the same fucking shit over. They're flying in, they're still hitting his massive size is not stopping you. That was beautiful, baby. With that, it's Dream's from.

No. I'm going to action surge and yell, and the crowd goes wild. And I'm gonna make five attacks and attempt to make a sixth attack. Wow. Natural. Natural.

20 foot one. The next one is gonna hit, so that's two. That's gonna miss. That's going to tie. That's 19, so it's one miss. I got three hits. Then let me do a fifth one here. That's gonna miss.

Then let me do, see this if I can catch. You're at advantage, remember? But he's prone. Yeah. Oh, I thought he stood up. No, I just can't see when he's all messed up. When I have to do one, two, three, four, five, six, and ten feet, I can get there. Yeah.

So I'm going to get there catch it and make one more attack. You run. You're going to hit. That's going to be four total attacks. One of them is going to be doubled in the dice. What? Yee. Which is going to be 10, 15, 19,

plus 24. Play mine. She started to do. An extra damage die for your Democamination. Why is there a giant Lulu still on the map? No, just an extra extra. Yeah, what did I say? It was 15 plus 8 is 15 plus 8 is 23 plus 24 is 47, no 50,

what I say 23 plus? No, 47. 47 total points of damage in four attacks. in Fortex. 47, okay. He's looking very rough as you do, do, do, do, you are unleashing your gladiatorial training. Just a pinch.

One more for Drapen. Just that big, thank you. Very cool. Very cool. Uh, sorry. 46, you said? 47. 23 plus 24.

Got it. As you float, the axe are cleaving in. And with that, With that, he is going to, uh, once again, uh, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch. What is he going to do? He's going to die. He's just going to follow over and be like,

yo, this is hard, I'm done. He is going to, he can only, fuck this, keep your time. He's going to swing at, uh, the, he's on his back, so he's just going to try to slam down on Fiora at this point. Because I wasn't doing this before, but basically he's the same sort of feature as the barbarian. 17. 17 does get, yes.

I don't have my reaction. Okay, with that I'm gonna do anchor attack. Just a stand, or no, he hasn't done staggering yet. And he's not standing up. It's his legendary action. Oh. Oh. And you was this into a stand.

16, 17 points of bludging damage. And I need a straight saving throw from you. With that, okay, and then it's Timos' turn. All right, I am going to. He's looking very rough. 12 her strength saving terms. You are restrained as it swirls around you and elders magic pins you together.

I'm gonna move out, sorry, 30 feetish over yonder. 5.10, 25, 30? 30. 30? Yeah, and then I'm gonna, I'm going to throw a mushroom. Oh, no, I guess. Um, I don't really want that close.

Is that, yeah? It triggers within five feet, though. I thought it triggers within 15 feet. Maybe. Is that a typo? 15 foot cube. Right, which is 3 by 3. Yeah.

So right there would get it. Send it around it. Okay. I just don't want to get it. Okay. You won't. You're good. You chuck a mushroom down and you...

That probably does not hit. What's his DC? 19. Yeah, that's easy. Okay, so that misses and that's the end of the return. Okay. With that, it's no electric action for him. It's his turn.

It explodes. Con saving throw, that's gonna be a 24. That passes. Yes. So he gets one stack. Got it. No damage or half damage. He takes half damage from the mushroom.

Yeah. Okay. That's not the same con throw as see if he purges the- Right, so make another con-frows. Oh, I didn't do one at the end of the last turn. So do two of that. And that's gonna be 20. Okay, so I had to do one more.

And then do another. Do another. So is it five? So you thought you would have dropped out to two because I'm rounding up. So two plus one that he just... Right, so then you roll three, you roll the 17.

So what's the saving throw? like a 16 or something. Yes, so that's another half. So roll the damage first for the three stacks and then he drops down to one stack. Okay. Well, hold on. So the mushroom explosion, I had eight, nine, ten, acts is five.

So you take five poison damage. And then you roll three D four. She's coming. Oh, boy, she's coming. She's not standing out of time. Yes. Swearly, eight four stacks.

Yes. Okay. And then it drops the one. Yeah, we're still fighting Nautilus, Abby. Okay. Liberty Lou's coming. So the poison shifts, does a little bit of damage. He seems there is that he stands up

and he's going to walk in between Fiora and Brahm. It's slightly that way. Okay, he's gonna move this a little bit. He can get through, which is difficult train from it. Yeah, he's gonna get through, stand, and right there. and he's gonna turn towards you, Lulu, and you see him point his anchor and it channels

with this Eldrant Sea energy and then in a line directly towards you as he uses his ultimate. He uses depth charge. Oh, that's good. And I need everyone to make a dexterity saving throw in that line. So I'm at disadvantage. Fiora, Raven, and Lulu. 21.

Yes. Plus, I made a two of three from Viore. Lucky and they got two ones in a round. So that's a natural one for me. Wow, I rolled a 12. That's a five. I got a five. Surprisingly, I even though I'm restrained,

I got a 20. I got a five. 20, okay. So if you fail, you get the full damage, then you will not prone. Oh my God, I will tear, oh my goodness. Six, eight, nine, nine, nine, 12, 12, 12, 16, 18 points of cold damage.

18 points of cold damage. and you're prone if you failed. And that's his turn. Does the little, Lulu fell over? Do you take half or anything if you could pass? Half. Half. What was the half damage? Nine.

No, nine. Thank you. And that's the turn. Rakan, you're up. Rakan's up? Yeah. Okay. Who's the fire dude? You? The fireball?

Oh, no, this one is Draven. Driven. Draven, how are you doing on hit points? Never better, my friend. Okay, Lulu, how are you doing a hip points? Oh. Ow, ow, ow. Okay.

Remember we're gonna tell potions we wrap and quaff. I just wanna let everyone. It's not my turn yet. Okay, I am going- I am going to, Battlelands to Fiora and to Lulu as my action and modus action. Oh, thank you.

So they each gain 15 temporary importance. Do you actually move? Yes. So I first go to Theora and then to Lulu. And then you stand on me? I'm standing next to you. Okay. Yeah, just a dash, so I'm assuming there's a space next to you.

And so you each gain 15 temporary hit points. Oh, thank you. You dance around and you all feel inspired by Rekon's beautiful dance. Okay, that's your turn. Thank you. Yes, that's my turn. He's going to turn towards you, Brom, and he's going to make an attack on you. Come on, you.

Let's dance. That is going to be a 23. Oh, that's it. That's going to be a staggering strike. 20 points of bludging damage and make a strength saving throw or you are restrained. Ooh. And with that, it is your turn. He's looking very rough though.

Do you have a manage on that? Oh, I do. He's looking very rough as he smashes into you. And if you need it, you also have inspiration. Oh, yeah. I got a 20-5. 25? Oh, shit, low.

Okay, yeah. You pass, but you take that damage. Yep. with that, it's your turn, as he's looking very rough. You see kind of this darkness spilling out of him. How do I break my restraints? That is, oh, it's still the end of your next turn. Fuck.

No. Can she attack, though, or no? You still attack. And he's fairy fired, so it's regular. Oh. Oh, did Lou do you make a concept for? No, I did not. So he might not be very fired anymore.

Uh, Half, I took how much damage? 18, 17, so nine. Oh yeah, yeah, I rolled a natural 10 plus my con. So very fire. This is just regular. This is very weak. So I'm strained on the ground at his legs.

I don't know if I can, if I'm, oh, I am in front of him so I could try to hit his vitals. You will hit if you hit. If you're on that side, it'll pop it. Perfect. Yeah, so you don't have to like. That'll hit? Perfect.

And then I'll do D6. eight, almost tied it this time. I'm nine and seven points of magical. How do you do this? Definitely. You can compete now. Hold on, I gotta find a good one for this one. Got back first.

Then I pee. Then I pee. That's tea. Does then I. All right, so she's going to be wiggling on the ground and she's going to get kind of between his legs. Oh, Jesus. And with her rapier, she's still kind of like,

wrapped up, she's gonna thrust in and up into the vital point and she says, submit you have already lost. Is this a tant? You see that vital weak point on the ground with that better vanish point. You stabs true and with a right in the gooch.

A groan, you hear a loud, like echoing as it is. The eyes dim and you hear the voice called I slumber Lost and Forgotten and with the loud Crash, he crashes into the ship and slides off

Into the watch And you then Hear loud Freaking Grome And as Nautilus slides off And is swallowed by the ocean You The ship tilts

And it rests and it rests up against a sharp reef that seems to be impaling it. And you realize for a moment that you've stopped sinking for just a bit as the ship is tilting ever so slightly. And you see up ahead, however, the mist has cleared and directly up ahead, no more than 30 feet is the woman.

Emerging from the spiral shell, the ruby eyes and the mast head, and you see that there is, the top half of a ship resting just beneath the surface of this large reef 30 feet ahead. The Ruby Eyes. That's the one with the Ruby Eyes. Were we looking for that? Yeah.

Thank you so much for listening to The Legends of Avengers podcast. We hope you enjoyed the session. If you want even more campaigns to listen to, become a member of our Patreon at the Pearl Dolphin Tier higher to unlock Shroud over a Salt Marsh, a patron exclusive campaign set on the Highland. sees. You can find that at patreon.com slash legends of evangelists. If you want to chat about the episode with the Avengers community, join us on Discord at Legendsofaventures.com slash discord. We also post content nearly every day on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram, so make sure you follow

our socials at Legends ofavangers.com slash social. And make sure you check out The Crooked Moon so you can terrify your friends with a folk horror 5E supplement published by us. Get your own copy at the crooked moon.com. Thanks again and we'll see you next time. Thank you.