Legends of Avantris - The Mighty Trunks | Ep. 2 | All-Loxodon Underdog Story: Part 2

Episode Date: January 28, 2025

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Welcome to Legends of Aventress. Here's what happened last time. So my greatest wish is really three pro. I would have started the world's greatest beer company and then leverage that success to start a steakhouse and house of blues. One, two, three, four, five, six is perfect. You have to help me off to help me right away.

I have a proposition for you all. I need your help. That sounds like us. I will be the first thing you're talking about. I will be the co-examination. Coach, I will cheer you on. I will teach you on to play the game. Oh, hey there, coach.

You're finally arrived. You got our uniforms under that arm. The Mighty Trunks. And that's the game. A fourth bell. In a flawless victory, a clean sweep. We only have three more games to win. How embarrassing if it was to be to get bragged by a giant elephant.

Hello and welcome to the 42nd Grand Flein'L Championship here in beautiful. Bery Square. Brought to you by Everwood's Emporium of Exotic Effects. I'm Tank Hammerfall, and I'm Verid Day. And we're about to enjoy the very first game of the very first day between two entirely unknown and new teams. The Cobold Flamesculls and the Loxidon Mighty Trucks. Am I getting that right? Unclear. Both teams are entering the field now. I think everybody could tell that the Mighty Trunks didn't practice that chair. Agreed. Both teams are taking their positions now and they look ready to flee. Any wild guesses who might win this first game before the Herald?

I would say that with a name like the Flamesculls. The Cobol's might have the edge here. But I've been wrong before. Insightful is always, Verit. That's the whistle. Oh boy! The Loxidons are storming the field and making moves. The Cobold theme underwear and have been caught totally underware.

And D-I-N-G-Ding! That's the sound of triumph as the mighty truck. out there, put their first point up on the board. Exciting stuff. And here we go again. The cobalds looking like a bunch of soft mushrooms out there and cablam the mighty truck score again. The lots of dogs are looking strong out there

despite their age and attire. I couldn't agree more. Let's see if the cobalds can figure out if they're supposed to be playing fleen today. Their tails up between the legs now. It's very fat. Ruber has that they're playing to win so that they can use their wishes to save their entire truck.

from the coming winter. It's not a strong start that children will likely parent. Finally, a strong shot bouncing down the field from the flamescoles, but it looks like the mighty trunk goalie has an answer, and boom, it's three zip in favor of the Loxidon. They seem to have a really strong sense of the game. That's just strong coaching at work. I'm told they were brought in at the last minute by ex-player Arthur Eggeman,

who tragically lost in the final game of the last Fleem-Clell championship. He must really want that. that wish. And just as quickly as it's begun, the mighty trunks demolish the flame skulls in a flawless victory. That's the game. That's flame fell. Definitely a team to watch out for. Time to grab another handful of berries and prepare for our next game. Good. Yay. Good job, Derek. Thank you. May I'm fantastic? Trunks win. Trunks win. You all wake up the following morning, having enjoyed a long rest. Yay! Yay! While I pull up additional separate.

Oh, my fist. I'm hungry. You all wake up. You are in your room, the room that has been provided to you for free. As players of the Fleemple Championship, you are in the top floor of the inn, known as it's a very tall, multi-level inn of sorts, known as the usual place. And you're all starting to wake up and get your senses about you. about you, what do you do?

My entire body hurts. Oh. B. Yancy. Yes! I wanted to say, I found that beverage ale to be quite fantastic last night after our flawless victory. I'd never partaken before.

Oh, you haven't? Just wait how they taste when you've had about 10 or 12. I'm hoping that we can have them with breakfast this morning. I think we can. They call it a half-lick breakfast. Or a half-league second breakfast. I forget. Sign me up.

Did Dispacho die again? Because it smells like ass in here. Oh, no. I made him. By the way, he's at a conference, so I'm going to be both. Of course, the way, they look the same. Were they actually twins this whole time or not? What if they were the same person?

Movie magic. Oh, no. hasn't died yet. Hold on a second. And then you see his spodra. Yeah. He gets reddened from inside out and then he gets reddened from inside out and then he's up. See, now it's dead. That is truly horrifying. I walk over with my trunk and I scoop up dead

disbacho when I eat this. Now that's good eats folks. Save some for me. It still tastes like the previous day's journey. Well, heck, I'll have seconds. Yakes. Party breakfast. Shall we, shall we go have second breakfast? Yes.

I'm the leader of the bunch because I said trunks would win, and then trunks won. So I think that that makes be the captain. You hear a sound of knocking at the front door. I'll get it. You swing the door right open. Light my cigarette and then I started walking over. The entire room's shaking. What the hell do you want?

You open the door and there stands. Arthur Eggamon is his usual attire. Okay, honey. The uniform you worked four years ago. Looking spicy this morning. Well, good morning. Do you have our uniform prepared? Oh, that's just fantastic.

Did you guys already get first breakfast? We did. We thought we did. Are you bringing second breakfast tool? I have ordered it. It's going to come up here. Oh, great. Yeah, and he starts, like, shoving these uniforms at you. And what you catch are these brilliant orange, bright blue, sort of tealish color uniforms,

elaborately striped with, when you hold it open, number on the back and on the front. Are these vertical or horizontal stripes, Derek? That would be up to the lady's preference. But definitely definitely verticals. Oh great job you know horizontal strikes just don't work with my figure. Yeah they have like three strikes here. It's very like what's the slab? Adidas? Yeah the Adidas.

Three strikes down the side. A hundred percent. Hey everybody, let's get a picture. Our team photos should be us all squatting. And you see on one side there's a brilliant white number for each of you. for each of you different. Your names are printed on the top. And on the front is a surprisingly well-rendered image of gazpacho.

But he's like, he's cartooning now with like big, happy eyes and a bright, you know, dimly smile. He's putting his two thumbs up like this. And it says, please, need to noodle thumbs up. And it says, please kill me underneath. Don't forget the very clearly fake elephant trunk tied elastic behind his head. The mozzarella sticks behind him, the mozzarella, the meatballs. Oh, Zika Spacho, it looks just like you.

I knew you would always amount to something. Is that what I look like? I do like how the letters look like they were being carved out of mozzarella stands, actually. I asked, well, that specifically, thank you, yes. I must say, on the listening to the rebroadcast of our marvelous victory, I recall telling the cobalds that gigantes, Elefante Aloucestrus would help me defeat them swiftly.

and it makes me happy to know that all of their friends and family will soon perish as well. Who, Dad? Who is Gigantus Elephontus illustrious? Yeah. He is the, he is God, he is the one true God that resides in the stars.

You know, he's honestly just one of the many gods. No, he is the one true God, the elephant in the stars, the elephant made of starlight. Did you forget everything that happened over the past several weeks that we've known him? I mean, it's okay, I blackout almost every day.

But even I remember him not showing the fuck up about the alphalus. It's to the point where even I'm taking a pencil. He guides us to victory and will guide us to victory again. Oh, okay. I black out every time I eat a spot 2.0. Oh, that's probably all of the horrible eldritch children's souls that are in. Oh.

I'm taking the character down this direction. He just felt him now. It was very terrible. Horrible. It's going to be felt hip-limbed. This is what you get for missing a session. Sorry, sorry. We should be here.

I was always more of a St. Q's blood man myself, but I might take a pamphlet if you win this championship. With Gigantus on our side, we cannot lose. All right, now I found out that, well, I found out another thing. And he reaches down into the satchel. And he pulls out what appear to be six small bundles. And he hands them each of your winning.

winning from the first game and you each get a thousand gold. Holy shoo! Wowee! You know with money like this I might be able to leave that no good two-time and husband of mine. Do you want me to contact him and bring him here? I don't know if even those you're playing in this game. I mean how is he gonna know when he's neck deep in Harriet? You know before I wouldn't have really any material need for money but but now I could buy more ale. Ah, yes, he can be used to pay for products and services.

I mean, I used to just kind of give my money away in the service of Gigantus, but that ale last night was pretty fantastic. He walks up, he puts his hand on his on your shoulders. Don't let the game get to your head. You have to stay true to who you are. Alright, I'll remember that. I'm going to keep my eye on you. Hey! Hey! You know, that's very nice! Hey, is that the Harry from the monkey's trunk?

She works down there on Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays, Fridays and Saturdays. Why are you asking? Are you all so neck deep in Harriet? I mean, either end, I'll be something deep. It's a good time, I recommend it. Hey, hey, hey, maybe after a morning service to Megontas, we'll go visit Harriet. And then we'll polish her. Or no, I have a better idea.

We'll start by going to the... Great brothel, Sutball's Mountains. It's an advertisement. Oh, no. Hold on. Wait, yeah. Are you telling me that Suck Ball's Mountain is a brothel? That's probably where you can find your husband.

You told me it was a fucking grocery store. That's an odd name for a grocery. Well, that's probably where you went to eat ass. Oh. I want to just play this fucking game. Yeah, see, I appreciate your offer, but I believe a brothel is too much for me. I cannot foot it.

Well, at least you. Start your morning with a brisky. That sounds delightful. Okay, here to go, pal. This will end very well. Be careful, slow down. Why? Because we're not until the end of the game, the day.

We are the last game to play today. We're going to have to wait for all the other rounds, all the other teams. This is the best time to start drinking, because then they'll just stover up by the end of it. That is infallible logic. Don't keep drinking throughout the day. have a few and then stop. I'll see what I can do.

It helps me loosen up a little bit. That is fine. I understand the nerves. The pressure's very dense. You know, last night we met another one of the teams that's playing. There was a bunch of woodhouse. What do you know about them? These kind of assholes.

The bloodhawks. Yeah. I don't really like them all that much, but you know. The reason for my injury, the reason why I was defeated last year. last championship four years ago. They injured you. Yes.

They hit me in the spine. That's why I can't lift my arms up above my head like this. Why, they thought you were spoiled? Did we, hey, did we know that before? Is this the first time you told us? I never had an opportunity to show you my arms above my head before. Oh, what if you get really excited at a birthday party? You want to hit the piazza that's really up high.

What do you do that? Well, I asked him to lower it down. down and it just sort of lily sits on the ground and I can sort of what if there's a jar of pickles on the real top shelves I have to ask a friend to help or you know if you decided to take yourself a locksadown wife with a trunk like this I could get anything off of the top shelves for you honey I'm about to be he doesn't quite know how to respond for the fourth time I thought he was your second husband I was counting. I was counting. Oh, no, dare

Come on, we have to go. Actually, wait, we don't have to go. We don't have to go to second breakfast. Then we have to go to the playlist box. Oh, fantastic. A second day with second breakfast. Hey, I like that, you know, it really warms my cold. A dead heart.

Would a man of the cloth enjoys a nice, enjoys a nice cool beer. No, there's no succincter advantage. He almost said Budweiser. No, that's not, that's part of my arc. To breakfast. Two second breakfast. The breakfast will be here soon.

Oh, I'm just kidding. Okay. I will leave you to it. I'm going to go and talk to the other coaches and see if I can figure out their friends. Hey, coach. Why don't you just join us? What are you going to learn from them?

I thought I would learn their tactics. Did he see a little bit of their playbook? Perhaps I could sneak a peek. So you're trying to tell me you want to cheat? You don't think we can win the son-oron? Did you see us yesterday? Knowing how a player is going to respond on the field is not cheating? We savaged the Colbolts as savagely as this winter will savage their wrecks.

Yes. Yes, they will surely die. Just as Gigantus had ordered. They may not die from the starvation. or eaten by the dragons they worship. One can only hope. Indeed. Hey, coach, I just thought of another question, if I may.

Go ahead. What if you're in a concert and the band says, put your hands in the air like you just don't care. Now, are you able or do you come off as someone who really does care? I have two sticks with a hand muddles on the top of them. And I hold them up like this, and I just saw the wings up back and forth. Well, shucks that'll do the trick. I'll keep that in mind and keep I bringing it, a horrible fleet flare injury.

You better. Oh, that probably won't happen. I have some weird cult on my side or something. It's a, it's a, sorry. Oh, God. There's a breakfast at the door. Oh, great. Why don't you come yet?

I'll fucking get it. And I light another cigarette on the other side to know, too. And I start walking over. What the fuck? fuck do you want and I open the door. Your scones are here? Did anybody order some fucking scones? Yes, I know.

The many scones. I love them. And then he, like, wheels in the cart and, like, starts handing each of you, like, one, two, three. You do a nice little drink of water. What's your name? Oh, the waiter. Yeah, okay.

We're getting more out here. Let me roll it on the random paper. Okay. Yeah, let's see. La. I'm gonna be here a while. La Penh. My name is Le Penin.

Well, with the name like Le Penin, I can think of a lot of things that we could do together. I feel very uncomfortable. Are you gonna tip me or can I just go? I think she wants you to stay for breakfast. I am not allowed to do that. Hey, Lepennon, I hate your breakfast.

I think she wants you to tip her. Wow. I just kind of look down and I my puff from both. my cigarettes and like a circle. The very young half-elt man turns around blushing and leaves. She doesn't even close the door. Yeah, he's going to make a great man.

I think he's probably going to go to the grocery store and meet up with your husband. I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean. I'm going to pretend you didn't say it. He's probably going to eat somebody else's ass. Oh. Yeah, I'm still pretending you didn't say it. Eating ass is a very quick way to get E.

I probably got e coli yesterday from gazpato 2.0. Oh. Well, I think the E stands for elephants, so I think we're immune. Oh, elephant. Oh. So he got booty-like groceries. Or like it an Italian steakhouse. You mean coli?

Is that plural for colon? Elephant colon? That makes sense if I'm getting out. Alright, if you guys are just gonna talk about a bunch of bullshit, I'm putting on keeping up with the Kardashians, because I don't got time for this shit. Can't hear you turn the television on? Sure enough, it's a television. The right channel with the keeping up with the Kardashians is 100%.

I'm going to play a boxer. Yeah, the Gadapians. I didn't stada. You're on the wrong side. And after aiding a stoner two, Egiman makes his way out. He asks you all to show up in uniform, the players box at your leisure. It is still late morning and you guys will be playing

until after sunset. So you've got the whole day to enjoy. That's how we lead to you. And you're on your own ago. You know, I'm gonna be honest to you guys. I don't think that we're gonna have a flawless victory in this next one. Why do you feel that way? Because I'm still drunk from last night. Wow. So am I but that's how about my top four. You just never stop. Is that the secret to your athleticism? That's the secret to how nimble I am. Hey, fella, I noticed that you weren't the nimbleism. You really need to limber up?

To be fair, I scored the very first goal of Flea in Adventress's history. But I think you did, but very like, you used your strength and your muscles. But Flea Flinflail is about being blackout drunk. I mean limber. Oh, like finesse. Yeah, sure, whatever. Well, maybe I'll give it a try then. I suppose there might be an establishment when you would be a little.

we may be able to get some more of this ale. I think there is. And you know, we might be able to get like a fruity light, summery goodberry, sour. So it's like, it's more respectable when we drink it during the day. Praise be to gigantes, elephontas, illustri. Praise be to somebody. And you know, with that, honestly, I think we should get back to the topic of the actual game, you drunkards, all right?

So the thing is, I really liked what Louise here did with the goal, right? Because I almost fucked up that one hit. I almost got him a score. And I don't like to admit it, but you know, when you fuck it up, you've got to admit it. And if it hadn't been for Louise over here, smacking it back down and scoring that goal, it wouldn't have been a clean game, is all I'm going to say. What do you propose? I propose that, you know, so far, we've been doing pretty good with a strategy we've got as long as nothing changes. I don't see why it would.

We shouldn't change a strategy. No, we will continue to crush our enemies under the mighty foot of gigantes elephontas. I can't imagine anyone's going to be better than them cobalds. not with the name like the flame schools Hey I have a question for the group Yeah I don't think anyone wants to answer it So did anyone else want to say something

Actually I had heard from Ravioli in a mini Raviol if you had something You wanted a... Ravioli is Is mid-process Of breaking off scones And like a fastening them to The Spachro And no like spites along his back

Oh look at Spachio now you're a dinosaur. You'll be able to use you a Godzilla breath now. I just invented it. That's exactly what you're still like. That's great. I didn't know you're a kaiju fan. Like a dino sourdoll.

Oh. It looks like it hooked in him. Oh, anyway. Hey, you know, I think it's a good team bonding answer. Everybody answers to the question. If you could choose between being the top fleet and fill player of the world, or having E. coli. E. coli. Which would you choose?

I mean, it sounds like the formula is a much more desirable option. I mean, obviously, I'm going to go with E. coli. Because you know, they hook you up to all of them machines and you're on a water drip for like weeks. I'd lose at least 15 pounds. Well, gosh, I was worried. Do you say that? That's terrible. Why not bought? Why?

You want me to try and lose weight by running a ball up and down the field when I could just be hooked up to a machine? Thank you. I'll take the machine. You can do both and you could lose twice the weight and the same amount of time. We'll just get E. coli twice. The door suddenly opened and you see what appears to obviously be a mage. Walk in, oh, sorry, sorry, and then close. No, no, come in. We're having fifth breakfast. The door's already closed.

I'm going to use my monk mobility to open the door and run up. Hey, every, hey, I mean, not everybody, just you. Hey, you want to be. Hey! I'm sorry, I'm sorry! You look like Heather. I like the look of your mouth. She grabbed the toilet roll paper with the top.

What's your AC right now? Oh, I.C? Yeah. 18. I get a natural 18 and she slams the side of your head with a pillow. You take one pillow damage and she is able to free myself and run screaming down the hallway, directly for the stairs,

leaving a cart of cleaning supplies in the hallway, scattered in all directions, a single roll, like... Hey, I think this is what I was supposed to do. I wasn't really paying attention. And I'm going to wheel all the way back to... The entire time I was looking out

with my two cigarettes, and I'm going to look back at everyone else. You know, guys, I'm pretty sure we're going to see this on an episode of Cops sometime next week. Yeah, you guys are still in the room. So what was in the cart full of? I got the goods, guys. Like extra bottles of water. Those tiny shampoo.

Hey, but never give you enough shampoo. I got the megalode. I got the jackpot of bars of soap, little towels, bottles of water, anyone thirsty. Do they use those carts to refill the miniature ice chests that they keep in each room? Oh, I don't know. Take a look. I rifle through the thing.

Maybe roll an investigation check while you're at it. Wow. Looks like we're playing done to this dragon. I got a 16 plus three. Oh, no, not. Investigation is plus two. I got 18. Sure enough, there's a wooden milk grate at the bottom of this cart.

And inside there's more booze. Like little airplane-sized bottles? Yeah, miniature ale. Either they're regular-sized half-ling ales or they're miniature ale. Well, well, well, gigantes be praised, Yancey, look what we found. Is that milk? Here, drink up. I'm lactose.

It's still over it. Hey, it doesn't... If you come in those plastic pouches, it bursts all over it. Oh, this is beer. Oh. No, what you gotta do is, we got a mix of match. Here, la me. And I'm just going to spend, like, the next hour bartending of, like, little sips of all these little different mixtures.

You know, this? I don't remember what his name, our coach. Did he tell us when we're supposed to be down at the field? The evening! I believe he said it wasn't until much, much late this evening. All right, well, good. I don't think you're drunk enough yet. Keep going, boys.

Yancey, hit me again. Okay, you know, you look better and better every time I see. You got it. You're less, you're more tolerable, I'll say. Be praised. Be praised. And here, uh, uh, A glass of milk for the young lady.

And I'm going to hand it. Wow, it works. That's our secret weapon, ladies and gentlemen. Okay, let's play some ball. Did you just cast Stinking Cloud? Somebody in here is casting Stinking Cloud. Trucks for you. Their buddy-buddy relationship is making me a little nervous.

Me too, you know, honestly. Well, I guess let's all dog are very ill-fitting uniforms because... I don't know what you're talking about. Mine fits great and as you look over it. It's like barely covering my nipples. It's a crop top. I'm actually wearing Gispocho's uniform. It's way too small.

That's nice. That's fine. Now, Dispacho, you're radioactive, so you just got to get over and stand next to our opponents for very long time. and then they might get cancer in a long time and then die. So that's, you know, you can do that. That'll be, that'll be a strategy. Ew!

Don't you like that you're our mascot on our uniform? I welcome this. I hold up my actual uniform. I don't see how this is supposed to fit, Casacho. He's way too small for this. I think if we wrap it around and like we'd wrap it around a few times

and like tie it together. And so it's a dinosaur gazepachow. And his mouth now is like two hazards. And on the back it says, so it kind of looks like he says gina. Sure. Yeah. No, it's wrapped around his waist,

like a retired person in six flags with one of those sweaters around his belt. And you guys are still in your room. Well, let's go get in a fight with the other jeans. Who's missing? No, I'm going to sleep thing. I'm sorry. Oh no, I was just going to say, like, why don't we just get down to the field and watch some of the other games?

I think that would be fantastic. We're obviously going to crush this next game, and so if we move on, we might want to see what some of our competition's like. We've kind of been wasting the day. Did anybody notice if they were serving beverages during our games? Oh, they definitely were, yeah. Then I'm in. I'm definitely in. You would also make an intelligence check based on your current state of mine.

And we can ask for more of those beans or whatever it were. Looking good, Derek. Not looking good here. Intelligence? Sherry's Barry. Oh, it's just a seven. I just got a seven. You don't remember when I was going to tell you. Okay. That's a good thing. He did tell you that you should probably tone back an hour or two before the match or maybe it's like a minute or two. I don't really remember what's two. No, I'm sorry. I forgot him. Don't be such a buzzkill, Louise.

I see. No, I'm not trying to be a buzzkill. I'm not. I'm like the best drinking partner ever. Okay. Well, I mean, all the stories I keep hearing for your 20th birthday. birthday party. That seems to be true, but I haven't seen it be a bad. So, TPD, Louise. TPD. Yeah, it was a boy birthday party. Yeah, so we all wore white, and then we ran around with highlighters and movie lighting, so everything glows in the dark. What is UV lighting?

So my nipples were definitely accentuated when they're running with highlighters. That will be enough. Gigantus, Elephontos, Elusus is listening, and we will not have such foul language. What do you think of God in the moon's never seen a parent? I cannot speak. Hey, hey, you know, Babur, you're all right. How, do you think Jagantus, Elephontas, alistius, likes a big, a paratip that are as gigantus as he is? No, I will not answer that question.

Do you think Gagantus maybe is a woman and maybe he's got a parrottis and it's a she? It could be a possibility. Are you assuming his gender? I would never, I suppose that gods are beyond that thing. He is made her. It is made of starlight. Gigantus is all of us, and none of us at once. You're damn right.

So with that, I think we should make a way down to the field and find that what's going. Honestly, I want to scout out these bloodhawks, not just because I want to see the tight asses running across the field, but also because I want to know what kind of moves they've got. I wouldn't know what kind of asses they got. I literally just said that. So we're in this together. Well, at least we can grab a drink while they waste their time.

I mean, the bloodhawks, I'm sure we're not going to play against them. Especially not in the final round. That's just preposterous. They'll definitely get knocked out before we ever face them. Praise me to gigantes. Oh, here, I got a coupon for buy one, get one at the grocery store. You and I could eat two asses. I don't use coupons.

I'm much more high-end than that. I got a townhouse and downtown, downtown something or other. One of the five boroughs in this place. That's fine. I'll just keep your coupon and I'll just get two of them finding out. I'll back to my room later. You guys are going to have to find your own place to sleep. Aw.

Well, are we ready? This soft hotel music is making me want to be a hero and punch people. So I'm going to go enjoy the soft, smooth jazz playing. And you know, you know what's better the jazz is blues. You know, that's why, has everyone, anyone ever wondered why my dream is to open up a house blues? I thought your dream was to open a steakhouse. And the house of blues. No, the only thing is blue is blue cheese.

And that's what I like dip my tater. I'm blue da-d-dab-d-a-d-d. Let's get the fuck out of here. To the stadium. To the stadium. Let's see who we run into the hotel we get into fight with. You start to exit.

And as soon as- Save us, Derek. You guys all, all the people start to be like, we leave. It's been 65 minutes. You can't leave us alone in a room. There's no way. No, player agency is important.

I'm going to do it that way. You don't have to tell me when you're moving. I now understand how I feel in Faywild, and I now understand how you feel in Faywild, but I'm sitting there like, I don't know, figure it out. Why do you want to do you want to do me to help you? You're in this mess. I'm learning so much.

Yeah, no, you're all watching Be Yancey as he's leading the way through the door, but he stops. As soon as you guys start to turn the corner out the door toward the hallway down toward the exit, because he's been confronted by something, and you all do that classic bunch up against. Oh, do my coupons! I reach down for my coupons. I've talked about my name.

Who's in the lead? Oh, God. Biance. And you're all staring at the bloodhawks at the old hall. The wood eliz player. Gaspacho, you're a fucking stiffy. Get it out of my back. Ewe.

Yeah. Help me. Go me. Walking towards you. down the hallway are the tall, beautiful, muscular players, the bloodhawks, and they seem to have a small grin on their faces. One of them takes a handkerchief and daped off a little perspiration from the forehead before they continue to stroll in your general direction. What are you guys doing? I think they can't see them alive than cup eyes.

Do not give an inch. Well, they'll probably gain more than why, I'll tell you that. There are a bunch of woodhouse. I highly doubt that. It's probably concave. Hey! Hey, Tiny! Get out of the way! Step aside for the real heroes of the flea-flail! What my friend Beyonce said. The mighty trunks, and we need the entire hallway if we're going to get out of here. I've got really large dives. They're about 10 feet away, and the leader turns to you clearly, and you've been drinking. How nice. let them through everyone

and they all in unison turned to the side, leaving it wide earth through this hallway. Did he look at me or did he look at you? I'm thinking, I'm thinking, look at you. What, bastard? I know, you should probably punch him in the face.

I know what? Don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. Would not approve. Hey! I'm gonna get it disqualify. I'm gonna pull my jersey up like over my head and stay in there.

Hey, hey, you. be okay, Tootles, don't worry, we've got you back. Skinny pointy years. I'm not racist, I have a lot of woodhulled friends. Skinny, pointy years. Heck, do you know how to please a woman? It's been a topic of conversation. I'm actually legitimately curious.

I can please anyone regardless of the gender. Okay, you know, honestly, Gino, I think you're your name is, that's my brother's name. You remind me a lot of my brother. B and C, I think. I think, you know, he's got a good point. I think we should go. As if we're going to pass them, as we pass by,

I stare at the one who said that we'd been drinking, and I'm shaking with pure, impotent rage. And he gives you, like, a little... Hey, you, what's your name? I'm being... I think the DM needs to roll in a random name. This is fun now. To Granim.

That doesn't sound like the wood el's name. Tigrack random. Did your ugly mother just get drunk one night and go to random fantasy name generator.com to maim you, you stupid of hell? He doesn't answer. He just... You know, I'm going to say this right now. In all of the movies I've seen that are about the underdogs beating the other team, the other teams, one, not the underdog team.

But I think that we are setting ourselves up for a loss here. Wait, I watched a whole bunch of movies lately, and I thought the whole thing now was subverting expectations. Isn't that the thing that we're supposed to do? Anyway, goodbye. We'll see you later. Good luck on the field,

okay? Good luck on the field. Thank you. And they turn and walk past you as you pass them through the hallway. None of them meeting your gate after that last goodbye. You just see the profiles of their faces as they walk. Somehow, even their turn and their steps

are perfectly in harmony as they make their way down the hallway. Just clock, clop, plop, into the distance. You find your way to the exit. Find your way to the stairs. You make your way out and to the stadium. Eventually, you find your way up to the player's box where you are able to see the field. And you can see that, first of all,

You can see that the bloodhawks beat the dwarven rocks and that they had won the first match. The bloodhawks beat the Hellhounds? Or, no, the rocks, yeah, you're right. Okay. And you can see looking down over the field that the mantricords and the orcs are playing now. Now, I think that went very well, huh? That's my show. I think that they're very respectable.

I'm just up it now. Sorry, Richie. There's no more ravioli. Just help him. You know, I'm going to say this. I don't think I like what this game is turning us into guys What do you mean we didn't used to be this rude I'm gonna say I have never felt so alive than when I can feel the bones of the cobalds under my hooves Giant elephant feet these chasing maids down the hallway

I thought that's what we were supposed making them run in horror that she's never gonna sleep again the poor thing and then we're treating those blood hawks like they're the worst people in the world maybe they were stressed yesterday. We was stressed. No one calls my good friend Bbar Bbar Bavar a degenerate drunk, except for me, because I'm also a degenerate Thank you, B, B, yeah. Wait a minute.

Look, when you're a degenerate drunk, you're going to get called a degenerate drunk, all right? You don't like it, then stop drinking. I only had several beverages today because they were nice last night, and I like the way that it makes me feel Gigantus would never disapprove of a beverage that makes you feel this way. You know, you might want to give him a call and see if he really does feel that way.

Maybe I'll do that. You're interrupted by the sound of a bell slamming down, and you can hear the booming voice of the two announcers. The crowd goes insane. That's the fourth point, and it looks like the Mantacores have it. Scoreboard updated. Thank you. Appreciate it. I thought that you didn't have that, and I was like,

Wow, the mantichords sure are good. They, what are they again? The mantichords were the bug bears. Wow, the bug bears, they're very long arms, probably gives them a bit of an edge. You can hear the two announcers going back and forth about the, exactly that same point, that their great reach really makes them forced

to be reckoned with, and that it'll take a lot to bring them down. They also are announcing the giant eagles and the dire wolves are up next. The giant eagles, of course, being the, human team and the dire wolves, of course, being the Goliath team. It seems that everyone's sort of resetting. People are moving around in the stands, going for drinks, going back for food, taking bathroom breaks as they gear up for the next one. You can see that on the field in between

during these sort of recess moments, that there's entertainment happening on the field. There are mascots dancing around and doing different things and just sort of circusy acts that entertain them. But they're kind of lame and kind of. she's being to be completely totally honest. As you're looking down and as you're experiencing and relishing in the stadium activities, you hear voice from behind you. Well, how have you been?

We've been drinking in the room. Why? I asked you specifically not to do that. I don't think that's what she said. No, I specifically said that it's better for us to be drinking earlier until we were up later. And we've just been having a good day. I thought maybe one or two beers. And I said finish second breakfast

Put on the uniform Come to play a box That was hours ago Listen dad You decided not to join us For third, fourth or fifth breakfast Am I going to have to stay with you? You decided to leave and go

I don't know you want to be a coach and not I want to win Okay well I don't even think we've had a single practice Since the single practice we had Exactly I this entire Adventure is about doing new things I played my first game of Flein'fell, and then I had my first drink a beer. I'm going to straighten him up because he's slowly, like, falling to the ground.

Oh, thank you, Gina. I, uh, I'm good. When the baller is drunk. No, no, I'm, never. No, he's limba. He's practicing his yoga's. No, remember how I was completely hampered last time, and I scored the last two points that gave us the game. So stop being such a buzz kill, you dark.

B.N.C. has shown me the advantage is it being a little bit limbo when you're out on the field. What is an arc? Is that some sort of troll or known? If you would have known an anarchist, take a look in a mirror. Oh, God, that was a sick boy. I'm just saying. I'm not surprised that Eggman is acting like an egghead.

That was another sick burn. I don't know what you're going to do. We're not going to be able to win like this. We have to be united in solidarity. Well, next time join us for second, third, and breakfast. There are free drinks here. We could have a good time and enjoy ourselves. Free, you say.

No, we're going downstairs. We're going to talk about the game. Get to the locker. All right. I didn't really think that I was acting out of line. What is this, what's the fuck? What is his problem? It's like we had some really important game coming up this evening or something. I don't know.

What an idiot! You can hear the cheering starting to, to, to, to, as the next game is underway, but he's marching you down, down to where you can prepare for the game, where you would leave your weapons or magic items, things that you're not allowed to take on the field and secure blockers. He's taking you down there. Now what is, what is the plan? Well, you're the court, aren't you supposed to tell us? Well, if you guys are going to go all off on your own, I'm asking you. Listen to your dad, you didn't give us any sort of plan, I'm not your father.

You are acting like one. I taught you the rules of the game. I gave you a playbook you didn't follow. You taught you did not teach us shit. You just told us and told us to go fuck ourselves and we still four old. Now, that's not fair. That's not fair at all. The plan, and I take out a bottle of beer from somewhere amongst my possessions as I pop the top,

is, uh, sorry, excuse me. The plan is to go out just like we did before with the power of gigantes. You know his name, on our side, and we will crush our foes like we crush those disgusting cobalds. What kind of paladin are you? What? There we go. You're not as much as a bitch as I thought. Yeah, you need a little bit to loosen up.

Maybe that'll improve your dexterity saving throw when you get hit by one of those fuckers. My dexterity saving throw is fine. I just can't do this. I think that's not going to be a problem, but okay. I thought you the help action, but don't you remember? I'm the goalie. I'm already helping. What a half? What do you do when you go sailing? This game is not going to be like it was yesterday.

Are you a stealing man? Those coupons were starving. You should eat. You should eat for me. You're not. I was like hunger days. May gigantic sparing their souls across the great star ocean. That's a great fever, please.

too. Anyways, till the end of time. Anyways, why don't you tell us exactly what we need to be to get to the next game, coach? You need to be prepared for anything. You need to be prepared for the magics that they're going to throw at you. I understand that they're quite powerful castors at the time to speak with the coach. And they don't just practice hitting the ball and running. They practice the magical odds. Well, Shucks, what team is this again?

I forgot. It's the crawling claws. Oh, the crawling claws. It's a damn, the big boy. I thought we already beat the crawling claws. I thought we were going up against them bloodhacks. No, the bloodhawks are on the other side of the round. No, we're going against the halflings.

Oh, okay. If they, if they win through, we might place them in the finals. But there's no way that will happen. There's very unlikely. The matacos are really looking, clearly, nearly gleaming. I know. I've been following them. The whole time, I've been following them.

following the sport, which has been for about 24 hours. Big fans. Let me pay you this road map. We fight the crawling claws, the halflings today. Okay. Tomorrow, depending on who wins, we fight either the giant eagles or the dire world. And we win again. And we win again.

That's right. Thank you. Yes. And then we will end being the finals. Then we will have one last match before one match between us and whatever we, our heart's desire. Oh, we're fighting ourselves? No, I don't wish. Oh, we have to fight what we wish for?

God damn it. Hey, I have a question. Do you know what the big Jeannie's name is? No one knows his name. Oh, do maybe I wish I'd do as a name. I too. I also told you this yesterday's a G. I was going to say, I too have a question,

but my question has now been answered. Were you going to answer the sex of the gym? I was going to say, as it has recently been brought to my attention, how do we know he's not a she? But then you answered my question. Only the people who have gotten the wish talk about their experiences in the room. Well, you're taken after you win that's the final. Interesting.

Well, what's the playbook coach? Tell us the big play that will win us the game. I need everyone to make a group persuasion check. Not an mis-evaded. Oh, I got a natural 20, baby. Hey, I got to give it a... I probably have a minus in persuasion. It should be your palisive.

Plus three, 23. 11. I got an 11. 12. Five. Oh, what about a... Oh, oh, let me check. Hold on. Oh, I'm very persuasive.

I'm here, too, by the way. Oh, it's bachio. Help me out here. Oh, you have meatballs, fies. Persuasion, it'll be 15. 15. That's two successes. I would say that as a group

who fails the proportion, Jack. Now, I'm just going to keep this playbix book for myself until you have learned how to be out there on your own. And when you're ready for a real coach, you can come back. But what if we lose? Then you're a catastrophic failure.

And all of your friends and family will think you're just. the worst. We can only win this championship if we are together united. If you are going to go off on your own, we will never be able to complete the finals regardless of whether you win today. Now, coach, with all due respect, I got to be honest, and I pull out another beer from somewhere amongst my belongings.

Stop it! You holding onto that playbook is not seem like very unifying, is all I'm going to say. And also, that was my beer. I am more than holding this. this playbook as a lesson. You can't even throw it because you can't get your damn arm up any higher than this. So what the fuck was that? You're right.

When he took the baby, he takes it like a T-Rex. Now, now, Cote, it's fine. I'm going to sober up a little bit. I'm very disappointed in you. Come over here. And I'm going to pull you aside.

I'm going to hand you a beer. Oh, oh, B, N, C. You're right. I have been horrible. Thank you. And I, oh, shit. Natural 20.

Oh, shit, 19. I have a natural 19. So I will say that... Yeah, I will say with the 23 that you both are... He's so furious. He's blind to the situation. My, Yancey, I'm sorry. I can't believe I would just let the team down like this.

That doesn't be water. It's definitely. I'm hydrated. You sober up and do you have to go out there and win. I'm going to go watch the remainder of the giant eagle's wolves game. Okay, but before you go, do you mind if we take a look at that playbook? No. He tears it up in front of you.

You are only going to have to get the answers from in here. And he scatters the papers into a nearby trash can. He turns around and he says, good luck with the game. I'll be rooting for you. And he slams the door and walks out. You know, I think he was angry. He really hit confrontation. I don't understand what he has to be angry about.

I feel like we are acting as a cohesion of human. Yeah, I don't. He took two of your beard, so he definitely oars you a couple. If it wasn't for my good friend Bianci here, cheers, brother. Cheers, cheers, I'm just getting started, Val. This is fantastic. So, what do we do now?

I mean, we just go out there and play the way we did yesterday. I was at 4-0. I was pretty close. Yeah, you know, honestly. I agree. I think we should just quit. What? I think it was actually the opposite of what you just said. Don't you want to win your wish?

What? Your wish. What is he going to wish for anyway? I don't remember for that. What? You can wish and maybe you can wish for not being left with intolerant anymore. Yes, you want to eat some cheese? Have some cream?

How do you feel about ice cream? You want to have some ice cream? Oh, some dilatel. Oh. I'm just going to go into an ice cream dream. Yeah, that should be your wish. be, that'll be the wish. And then finally you won't have,

and you won't keep producing a lot of snot every time you eat, you eat, you eat dairy, so the joke works in the chat. You'll stop folding it to mouth all the time like you normally do. I don't believe that either of those things are symptoms of lactose intolerance.

But, regardless, I'm no biologist. Yeah, the snot's related to other stuff. I actually have a minor biology, but it's only whale biology, so is anyone here a No, I think we're a loxodon. Oh, well, Shooks, I can't help you. You know, I have a question, are you allergic to loxodons?

Well, I don't know. It's not part of the regular testing group. Yeah, I'm getting the feeling you might be. Oh. So it's me to be allergic to our sale. Oh. I'm gonna pull my jersey up and back away from all of you. Hey! Oh gosh, I'm gonna pull out of beer.

Oh, my dad is having a very important capricity. I'm gonna light a third cigarette and I'm gonna son The other two are like out, but they're still between. They're like from the side and then this one's now in the middle. That makes sense. Yeah, and I keep using my trunk to like pull it in and out of my mouth with the other two just stay there. What the fuck do you want? When you hear the door and it's from the double doors that you know that you pass through

in order to enter the stadium that's not just happening, it's more urgent now it's happening. I'm coming, I'm coming. That you walk over, you open the door? Yeah. Okay, it's a mimic, no huh? Dave, I can't even. You peek the door open, and you see a human sweating profusely. His body is covered in this elaborate thick, felt-like fabric,

and you can see that he's in, like, a mascot's costume. He's in what appears to be the neck-down portion of a gazpacho mascot outfit, and he's holding the gazpacho head underneath one arm. And he's looking at you, guys, it's like, it's happening right now. We, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we got me to get out of here. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's the game's now. It's happening now. Our game is right now.

It's, they, they just announced the other team that you, they're already in position. The crawling claws. Yes. Holy shit, let's go. Why didn't anybody, by the way? He's probably drunk out of those two beers he had what a fucking lightweight. My name is. My name is, oh, Gispocho.

Look, look, it's you, Gospacho. My name is Ched. Ched! Ched! You make a great mascot, Chen. I can make sure to write this down. Have you met Gazacho? It might help you get more into character.

Yeah, also, I- I've heard it, I've heard it. Are you overcoming heat stroke because you shouldn't be that red? I'm sorry? Are you dealing with heat stroke? You shouldn't be that red. It's very hot in here. I want to die.

I'll be honest. No. Say it again. I want to die. No, no, the Gispacho line. Oh, kill me. Great job. Let's go, motherfucker. As we're running up to the field, I look at Biance and I say,

that guy was an absolute chin. He really was, and I think he may have been overqualified in the acting department. You guys run into your area, and you can see that all your paddles are out, and the blade is leaning up against the bell tower, ready for the goal. You guys are picking your thumbs up. Before we do this, guys, we can do this, you know. you got the goal yeah

you're gonna be scared the entire time but still do things anyway through it all yeah you're only drunk enough that you'll be able to successfully do things you wouldn't have normally tried if you had been sober so your inhibitions are a little bit lower

you probably make some really cool plays first of all through the power of Giacontas anything is possible and second of all through the power of vuz anything is also possible he's not drunk enough give him another beer

that's fine here you go buddy Are you ready to do this? I want to repeat the question again. Okay, we're ready to do this, Chad. Wait. Hey, that's good number, remind. Well, it's an upside down seven. Oh, I knew this felt funny.

Um, he, he doesn't hear you through the costume. He has turned and he's engaging the stand. There's a lot more audience than there was yesterday. There is a considerably larger crowd, and he engages them. He, kill me, everybody. Kill me, please. I wish to die.

No, it's not quite right. Oh, that's okay. It's okay. The delivery's pretty good. It reminds me of one of those shakes frees. Yeah, you can do more. I guess times are tough for local actors.

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Yes, trunks! We're trunks together! Go trunch! Trunk! Trunk to do. It's obvious that they did not practice that at all. It was in the last 24 hours. Come on.

and slam and welcome to the jam. It's time for the final round of the second day of our Fleeing Flell Championship. That's right. It's time for the last game. I'm very tired in my butt hurts. This is pretty exciting. I hate sports,

but this is quite a spectacle. Given the absolute domination that came from the... What's their name again? Oh yes, the Mighty Trunks. It's the last game when they fought the When they played against the flamethrulls, it is hard to do an announcer's voice constantly. How do you think they are teaming up against the crawling claws?

Well, the crawling claws did very well against the Pure Bloods, who are also a heavy magical team. It'll be interesting to see how odd the crawling claws go into defense or if they're going to be on the offensive to start. That's actually surprisingly a insightful analysis from you, Verrett. Thank you so much. Oh, I see the judge is raising his hand. And there's the Herald roll for initiative. Ah! The Herald?

The Herald. Yes, the king's whistle. Ooh. I got 15. Oh, sorry. I got 14. My initiative was plus zero. I'm a liar.

I got a 12. I don't know why I thought my initiative was plus three. I already wrote you down at 15. I know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. All right, so you're well. I thought I was playing Felix.

14. Thank you. Thank you. 15. 14. All right. Mikey, what do you got? 10. 10.

10. Trump's win. If you say it enough, we believe it, and it comes true. It's some, it's mystical arts I learned by monk's training. Mickey? Oh, I have 18.

19. 18. 18. 18. 18. 18. Sorry, it's my CPD. All right.

It's a third. Oh, it's a fantasy. C-COPD. No, it is hard for me to see these numbers, but number 73 is going to go first on the initiative. Got you, fam. Can he make it to the ball or not? How much his movement?

He's got 30. Probably not. Three? 10, 15, 20, 25. No, he definitely can't. He definitely can because my backguard is a dick. Yeah, he can get up to here for 30 if he goes in a straight line. He's going to dash all the way. Are you doing

5-P diagonal? Oh, shit, like all the way? Yeah. Because we've been doing 5-Di. line he's not going to drop for one what do you saying I was gonna ask because we've been doing five feet diagonals for the ball yeah I don't know what's easier for the ball math I would say keep it at an angle keep it five every direction but if we want to make the players movement how we normally do it like one point five for players the ball because math will get out of math okay that's fine and I I think you can't for handling the ball mechanics happy to do it I'm really good

handling good pair of fleam-clog balls yeah Called the ringer for a reason. Wow, a very aggressive move from 73. Number 36 is next. He's going to... What are these guys again? Halflings? Yeah. He's also going to dash...

He's going to dash forward. I'm going to see a little half-linked there. He's going on a day. Wow. These guys are aggressive as fuck. 98. Thank you. He can reach the ball, can't he?

5, 10, 15, 20, 25. Yeah. He can reach it 30 because the ball is all on top of there. 30 and he's going to take a correct of this thing and he's going to which means that he's going to do just a map game oh yeah if you want to bring it over here like we had it last time on that side that's fine either way you need to grab the side angle is the way to go though here sorry I'm new to the side yeah no worries brother you can't even bring it closer over here oh should unless you don't have the Okay.

This is well, we'll figure it out. Problem is it doesn't stay at an angle, right? Okay, 50 minute? Let me... Yes, look. Okay, he's going to hit it on a diagonal. He just put 12 points of momentum.

So we're up to 22 total. So I'm going to go, and that's... So just so I remind, okay, it's every two is one. Yeah, every... Right, so we're going to go 11, 10, nine, and it enters Gino's reaction. Oh, yeah, I'm definitely hitting that motherfucker.

So it's a 19 currently. That's correct? What is it to hit again? 19. And you get to enjoy your proficiency this time, so it's not just your decks or your strength, but also your proficiency. I can't remember what is my plus to hit, though.

It's either deckers. Oh, yeah, it's either whatever you choose. It's a finesse weapon. Yeah, the paddles are finesse, so whatever you want. Oh, so. Oh, so. So, that's not a bad. Oh, yeah, I definitely hit it with a 21.

Okay, 21. All right, so you choose the direction. I am going to, um. Chewlett. Oh, hell, pet. I'm going to send it. I'm going to send it. Mmm, this is hard.

Oh my God, this is so hard. to send it straight towards the corner there. This corner or the far corner? No, the far corner. Okay, how much does you hit? How much damage do you do? Oh, I didn't roll my damage. I'm hitting it with my paddle, so that's one D6 plus my strength or deck, so that's my, uh... So that's going to be 19 plus 8. 27. 27, so we're going to go 26, 25. Oh, shit, hold on. So 26, it enters, uh, Kelsey's. Uh, actually, uh, 73's going to use this reaction to take a crack at it. He's gonna go

What is it, 27? It's still 20. It won't, no, it'd be 26 and a half. So we rounding down or we rounding up? We round down. We round down, so 26. Okay, 26, which means you need the natural 20. It's a freak.

So then, Kelsey, you also get a crack at it. If you want, it's 26. Dead. You can wait till it moves one over if you want to, like, get it out of there. It's going straight that way. Yeah, it's going to be. I'm shooting it to the end. So now it's 25 and a half.

Which is 25 to hit. Okay. I'm going to try to hit that. And I'm sorry, I forget how to... So you're going to roll, add your proficiency, and add either your strength of your decks. Whichever fire? Proficiency in what? No, no, no.

There should be a number that says proficiency score. It should be plus two because we're level three. So roll add two. Oh, oh, I see. And then your decks are your strength. And your decks is better. So you're going to roll your die and add four. Oh, I mean it's up here.

So 19, 22. So you hit. So now you roll damage and decide which direction you want to throw the ball. And it's one D6 plus strength. Four deaths. Ooh, that's good. Yes, you use your dex. So you'll use three.

So you did three damage to it, which puts it at 25 and a half, which is 28 and a half. And now you choose the direction you want it to go. Oh, because the thing changed. Uh, I'm going to send it straight. straight that way. Okay. You may take a swing technically if you want, but it's 28.5. No, I'm just going to win a ride.

28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 20, 22 and a half. 22 and a half. For 46. All right. What's 22 and a half? What number? 46.

46 is going to use his reaction and try and take a smack at it. He's going to fail, so he has to make a dexterity saving throw, but he chooses to fail so that it hits him, feeling 12 points of damage to him and scattering it. Which takes it, it takes it toward Maya. It takes us diagonally. Okay, so that's 20, 20, sorry, sorry, it was 22 and a half, 22, 21, 20, 20. Yours would just be... 19.5. It hits the pillar. And that's going to be directly east

towards Kelsey. It's going to hit here and bounce right off for 18 and destroy the pillar. The bam destroys the pillar, but it goes northeast towards Nikki this time. 17, 16, 15. It hits him again. He's already used his reaction.

He's going to try ducking out of the way. That's a T-8. I just rolled. That's another 20. What's the current DC? 18? 15 total. He dodges out of the way. So he... It'll go through them?

Yeah, it's going to go over in... 14. It'll hit this at 13.5. Okay. You guys might get an early win here. With a three, it goes east towards... Oh, no, there's towards the other tower. I forgot that they're not a jason. So it goes towards the other tower. 13.

Mm-hmm. Or 12 and a half. Come, come, come, come, come on. Northeast towards Mickey. It's a half one. He's going to use his reaction. So it's still here. So it's 12 and a half. So it would be 12.

And it's number 62? Yes. He's going to miss. He's going to dodge out of the way. He fails. Oh, that's 11. One point of damage. Oh, it's going to hit him?

Yeah, it hits. Sorry, I apologize. And then it scatters. And then it scatters, which is going to take it south directly towards me. 11. That's 11.10. All right. And that's where then so.

Holy shit. Wow. Ooh. Good job, everybody. Good job. That was 98's turn. So Gina, you're up. Okay.

I'm gonna go ahead and just to, uh... Shit, I wasn't impaired for this. I'm going to... How do you calculate your jump? Yes. I think it's... It's, uh... It's not in front of me, is it?

It's your decks post your movement. It's, it's based on your strength score, but I don't think that you can use it to move past your jump unless you're using the jumps, though. Yes, I know. Are you using the jumps up? Well, it depends on how I calculate jump. Well, let's take a moment to look it up

so that we actually have a ruling here because I always forget, and I always love jumps, so just one moment. Oh, I ruled this when we played orcs, because Rich had the jump spell. He had a ring of jumping. And so, let me just remind myself what the exact rule is. So for this turn, then, I'm going to cast Bain on 73 and 36.

And one more? He's not, none of the other ones are with that range. Your strength determines. So 73 and 36 have to make a charisma saving throw against my Bain. What is your strength score? My strength score is plus zero. No, no, what is your score? Eight.

Your strength is eight? Yeah. Okay. Just up to your strength score. You know what it was 10 to the jump? Bain. So you're not doing jump? No, I'm not doing it.

What's your D. It's in a speed. It'll tell you how to you. Thank you. What do you say? What is your D.C? 13. 13.

And it's a... Charisma. All right, at 12th. So the first one fails, which was 36 and then 73 was the other one. Yeah. He gets an ad so, me. Yeah. So does that pass?

Yeah. So one of them is bays. What is you like to do with the remainder of your turn? I'm going to actually do nothing because that's all I got. Okay. Gina is really bringing the bane. Let's see what happens with Tootel. You're up.

Bring the bay. Oh, actually, I'm going to move. Sorry, I'm going to move back. And then over and over, and then back one more. Okay. Defense, I like it. Protect that ball. I'm going to move my full movement speed and then dash just doubles it, right?

Yep. So, here is it. You right there. Five, ten, 15, 20. 20, 20, 2530. Louise, you're up, and then far you're on deck. Uh, Louise. There's just that guy and that guy.

I'm going to walk up to... Who's Bud Light? That's Mike. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. See. Okay, I'm going to step up five feet, and I'm going to boop him on his back and give him a supportive back massage.

Oh, that's quite pleasant. All right, you can do this, buddy. I believe in you. And I'm going to cast resistance on him as my action. Say thanks. Is resistance a specific type of... It is an abjuration capture. Okay. I mean, does it resist against all bludgeoning damage? Chargis can roll a D4 add the number to a saving throw of its price.

Oh. So it's like guidance, but for saving. That's amazing. That's very cool. Okay. So that's for concentration up to a minute, so I am concentrating. And I will move back one spot once I touched them. Did Louise just cast a guidance?

What was that all about? Is this? Oh, you said on purpose. Sorry, sorry. That's funny. Bonus actions. Do I know if I mean, nah, not right yet, but I'm good there. I look to

Bianci, Ravioli, and Louise and I say, By the power of gigantes, elephontas, illustrious, and of course, avatrous, pale ale, I cast bless. And I can bless three creatures. And it's...

You roll a D4 and add the number to the attack roll or a saving throw. So just remember that you are all blessed. No, it says, it says attack roll or saving throw. Is what it says. How many people can you blast at one time? Three. Yeah, I can bless up to three, so it's going to be, boop, boop, and boop. Oh, I didn't roll initiative for Ravioli. Do that.

Uh, Ravioli goes on your turn, I thought. No, no, Gaspacho and Ravioli go on the same. Just, just, just, uh, yeah, 19. Oh, yeah, so we'll tack him on the end, I guess. Yeah, I'm going to put him at the bottom here just for the perfect. You got a 22. Uh, apologies. Then I'm just going to move up 30 feet, and that would be my turn. Uh, okay, I'm putting him at five just because. Whatever makes it easier. All right.

Do you still want to know the jumping rules because I finally have them? Yes. Okay. A long jump. If you make a long jump, you cover a number of feet up to your strength score if you move at least 10 feet on foot

immediately before the jump. So you can jump eight feet if your score is eight if you take 10 feet to run up that far. Okay. Thank you. You want to know the standing rule? Yeah. Okay. If you want to stand, then you leap into the air a number of feet equal to three plus three. So you can just leap to the feet. So two feet because I have a negative one of my strength. No, no, no, it's the score. So it's literally eight plus three. So you can jump 11 feet into the air. For 10 feet. What the fuck?

It's like you jump three plus your strength. So I can 10 feet into the air. Yeah. But. And not going to. Oh, 11 feet in the air. Or I could run up 10 feet. and jump eight feet. Cool. All right. Jumping lock for dogs. Barbar, your turn's done? Yeah, yeah. Six turns up.

36? 46. Sorry, 46. Yep. And he is going to, I need to look at the angle. Come on over. This resting 10 face over here. He made.

He's going to, what number is that? That's Bain right there? Bained is 36, yeah. 36. has not used his reaction. So, that's the 17 to hit. But is that minus the 1D4? No, no, no.

It's unbained 46 is going to try. Send it to his friend. And he is going to put... 46 did use its reaction. No, he is his turn. It's 11. Oh, gotcha, gotcha. 11 damage.

Is going to be, yeah. So it's going to be 21. Correct. And it's going to move 20, 20 and a half. Kelts, you now have your reaction. I have it back. Well, when did you use it? Yes, you do have it back. I do have it back. Okay used it before you moved correct? Yeah, it was before you've got it back. Nice. Okay

21 to try and hit it so you said it 11.m. It's 20 and a half so 20. It's a it's a DC of der I guess yeah DC a 20. Get it. Oh 16. No good. So 20 and half 20 40 absolutely demolishes the ball, but 16. All right. And he's going to to take a crack at it. What's the DC right now? 16. Minus a D4. Minus a D4. Do you roll out or do I? You do. Okay. It's a 16. It is a 16 currently.

Okay. He rolls an 18. So I've rolled three or four to miss. It's two, so he gets exactly the number. And he's going to crack it. Where is he going to crack it? The fire rises. Yeah. Tough cookie, correct. How much? Right, it doesn't matter. Okay, so he's going to send a diagonally.

He does an additional seven points of damage. So 16 plus 7 is 23. Exactly right. He's going to send it diagonally past mud light over there. So Zeke wanted to make sure that we're aware that high jump uses your strength modifier, not your strength score, long jump, is your strength score. Thanks, see.

Thank you. It does me, thank you. It's not a modifier. Yeah. So mine's a negative one. 22. So it'd be a two. Can I?

Minimum, right? Minimum. You have not used your reaction. That's very locked on a goal. Can I wait? If I wait, will I still be able to hit it when I get to 20. So 23, 22.

No, it'll go to 22 and a half. I'll take a crack at it. Why not? Heck. Nope. 21, 20, 19. Oh shit. Is that going to mean?

Yes, hold on. Sorry. 22, 21. 20 and a half. So 20. Oh, I'm totally going for it. Natural 20! Got to get it.

Got to get her out. So I'm going to now double my damage. Twelve points of damage to this both. Three and two and a half. Which direction would you like to send it? Oh, no.

This is really tough. send it to the bouncy thing what's the bouncy thing the diagonal wall that's if we send it to the diagonal wall oh does it bounce it bounces that way oh then yeah I'm totally sending it to the diagonal wall

32 and a half 32 31 30 29 fuck 29 and a half could be an actual 20 no

so I have to make a deck saving throw or Can I choose to let, can I, oh no, I can choose to fail. So if you can, if you dodge it, if you'll shake the momentum on how to damage. If you dodge it goes through you, if it hits you, it randoms. Are you blessed? No. Hold on one second.

20, what I say? 29 and a half. Yeah, 29. So, yeah, just remember 29 and a half for one second while I think about my turn. I wrote it down. If I let this pass through here, it's going to hit a strange angle, Derek, and I'm going to need you to tell me where it's going to go. Because it's the corner here as opposed to, it's not this square, and it's not, this score.

Oh, I never thought about that. So think about that while I roll my deck saving throw. Just think about it. Dex saving throw is going to be, I think, just a flat 10. I think my decks is zero. Yeah, my decks is zero. So my saving throw, yeah, so just a 10. 10 to hit me here.

Okay. So it's going to hit you? I don't know. What's the... Well, you can choose to fail and it'll hit you. No, I tried to roll decks and I rolled a 10. So I don't know what I need to get out of the way of it. thing. So it's going to hit you, which means

that you're going to take 19 points of bludging in the family. Holy fuck. And then and then it scatters, which means that it's going to go it continues on the same direction. It just slams through you. You go down really hard, like a sack of breaks, and it continues, and it hits that

corner, which... This is 28 and a half. It's going to go directly into the column right next to it. This one? Yeah, that's yeah. 20. And then it's going to go continue northeast towards Nikki. But who is 98?

98. He also has a 7.5. 27 and a half. 27 and a half, only with a natural 20. He fails. He's going to try to dive out of the way. He fails. He's going to take, what is it, 20?

27 and a half. He takes 17 points of bludgeoning damage. He goes unconscious, not getting out. Oh, no. And then it goes... I guess this is a good thing. directly west toward you Andy 27 26 25 24 23 and a half and I believe that 40 46 turn so just so did tells yes what I say 24 and a half 24 23 and we get

another corner again just scatter it is no yeah scatter it's gonna go towards what's the number there next to the column? 62? Yeah, it's going to go towards 62, diagonally, north. Oh, shit. 23, 22. Does it have reaction?

He does, I believe. He has 62 as a reaction. Does he have his reaction? I think so. What's the current AC? It would be 21 and a half. He's going to wait until it's the lowest possible as it bounced to the right. 21, 20 and a half.

So it would be 20. Okay. 20 a half. He's going to try for it. He misses. 20, 19, 18, 17. It's the scatters. It's going to go directly north towards the TV.

16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10. It destroys the column and rests here. Yes. A lot of action already in this very first round. Unbelievable craziness is happening in all directions. I believe that was the end of 56's turn? That was round two. No, no, no, hold on.

Who hit the ball? 46. I mean, on either. Because 46 hit it off of that guy. He hit it to me and then I hit it. Exactly. Okay, 62's turn. Holy shit.

He's going to run between the columns right there. 25. Yep. And he's going to, he's going to look at that thing and he's going to be like, and a scorching ray, three immediate insane blasts fly out in all directions. He is going to hit the first one for, where is it? Seven points of damage, putting in the AT at 17. Then he's going to attack the second scorching ray misses.

the next one also misses. So 17. He just hits it with 17, but he's going to send it. Sorry. 17. This is a very unintuitive map. You made it there. No, it's how you learn.

He's going to send it into the column and hope for the best. 16, 15. It's going to go northeast for Nicky. Oh god. 14. At a DC14, you can either choose to take the damage or you can... Because you don't have your reaction. Or you can dodge out of the way.

I'm sorry. Okay. The ball's hitting... Dodger, what was the first? 14. Or take four points of damage. You could intentionally fail and stay in front of it. It'll bounce off you in a random direction.

It's going to bounce back at you anyway. I'm going to dodge. Oh, but you... It would scatter off. Dots is fine. Yeah, I mean, dodge is fine. Do you should have a rule. Try to help that.

better than a 14 or a meter beat. Is Dway, I think you're rolling in E12. You look at your deck saving throw. Dex saving throw. The scorching ray hit not as effective as they would have hoped. Natural play! You get out of the way and it just keeps going. It flies over your head.

Tootles is able to dodge out of the way just at the last second. 11 and a half. 62 has his reaction. No, he does not. He does not. 10 and a half. Isn't it? He whiffed last turn.

Oh, it is his turn. It's his turn. He's a turn and a crack at it. And what's the DC? 10 and a half. So he totally smashes it. He's going to do 10. 1.

10 points of damage. So 20 and a half. And he's going to send it right back from what came. 20, 19, 18, 17. You have to try to dodge again or take seven points of damage and let it fix it off from him. that plus two in which direction which trajectory you know coming back towards the pillar coming yes yes you should have a corker protection on here so add three you should add plus I do have it in here did you equip it and attuned to it

yeah if you didn't like check it I don't think it'll lie your shit on yeah equip okay I'm good too no perfect so now it should show plus three for Perfect. I'm gonna try to dodge it. 17, 17. You dodge down and just as you're looking up, it already is slamming back. It hits the wall and you, whoa! You can feel it passed right by your trunk as it continues to fly in.

16 destroys the pillar, ram scatter. Oh yeah, that's great. That's why they're there. Very exciting. With a seven, it's going to go directly west toward you. 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9. We stop at. Yeah, it's right there then, my fault.

All right, and then I come to rest. That's the conclusion of 62's turn. Yancey, you're finally up. Hey, I've, and took so long if it gets to me, I'm already 15 beers in. I'm going to. I'm still here, y'all. How did you get beer on the fuse? Help me out.

I snuck it in, you got to be a sneaking buck like me. I trained for 20 minutes, not for years. Bug, I am going to... I was going to point that out to you. I forgot to do this on your turn. I forgot to do this on your turn. Make it count as you're saving for me. Oh.

What? Is the cloak of protection two to plus two to everything? One to all saving gross. So then I have 14. So whatever your pawns save is plus four. You are realizing that you're actually quite drunk. Oh. You are poisoned for the next minute.

Oh, it's fine. I'm not literally not even worried about it. I do have to roll concentration, though, and it was 19 points of damage to me. So that's like what? Like half of higher than 10. Oh, because it's not more than twice the 10. Oh, I did it. You are really maintaining that.

Oh, this would never let me down. Okay. Buhlid. Well. Oh, murder sales! A rison. Rer! What are you got in?

Speaking of being a murderer, squeed, I'm gonna murder this guy right here. And all of them... You're the pat up from rage. I just... I'm a buck. Can I beat him out? If you kill him, you know that he...

But I'm not... Everything will be not leave. No. No. Oh. choose because it's Mayla. Is that unsporting they just end up to... I think that anybody's going to say, we'll see what the judges

say. We'll see what the judges say. Right, you could risk getting a red card. Well, you know, I'm just going to throw a fucking dart in this thing. I think I hit it. It's pretty tame. Okay. I'm going to hit the thing with the dart, and that's going to be... The character's

drunk for clarification, not their player. Well, look at me. They're not usually... That's going to be... 22. 22 to hit? Yep. Yeah, that is. You're attacking number 73.

No, no, I'm gonna... He's throwing a darnus. Oh, I misunderstood. I apologize. I was gonna murder the guy. You crample up intimidatingly to 73. He's like, please, I'm a lifefoot halfling, and then you swing in. Oh, wow, it's not as much damage as I was hoping.

Five points of damage. Okay, so 15 DC, which direction, my friend? You basically get free rein here, I guess. I guess. I mean, well, physics would say only one direction, but this is a magical game, so fuck it. Yeah, you can pick the fraction. I'm gonna set it probably right here. Five points, one. Oh, no, that'll just, sorry. I'll just set it here for you. Oh, shit. Right?

14. 14, 12. So up to you. So actually now, I'm gonna, fuck. I'm gonna send directly in the pillow and see where it goes. 14. 14. 14. Scatter die. We're going to go northeast towards my case. Uh, 13. Can you give me a favor? Can I have, I need a cardinal directions on this map. That will help me immensely if I can just draw a little compass.

That's why I have this and I'm going to put it right in front of you. What's the DC? What's the DC? Andy? 14. 14. 13. 13.

Perfect. Plus 3. It's 10. Yeah. And she's not. blessed right no no she's not case you need that thank you I appreciate it so you saw what happens you're taking four point three points of damage that if you 50 50 points of blood you and it scatters you orient myself a little bit here so so now

it scatters there now it's got it's correct my apologies are you good not paying attention I'm reading the chat on southeast towards got it Maya yep it's gonna hit the thing and scatter again it's a game of 12th no 1110. That brings us to, yes, see, that's the end of your first. I'm gonna just use the rest of my movement to, so I was here, one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I'm gonna split up.

What's the fucking 70's doing? Where did he been this whole time? I don't know. Oh, 70 is way back there. He's hanging out. He's going to walk up to the equivalent space of 76 there. 46. Yeah, he's going to, but one more over towards,

yep, yep, in fact, right? And then he's also going to be considering some magic. And he looks at, he looks at you, sir. He looks at Yancey. And he sees, he was apparently watching that first game, and he has eyes on you. I can kill you by Sleezer, you little fella. And he's like, that's not the game.

And he does this little magic action. I need you to make a... That's unsporting! I had a plus something to do it, right? One for Hocon protection, and you get plus. With some saving throw. What, another D-FU... Oh, yeah.

Not good. DC-14. No, hold on, hold on. No, there's literally no way. Whiz, actually, put... 9, 10, 11. Nope. Fuck.

With 11, you feel this very strange sensation for a few. all of a sudden you're shrinking and where, where Yancey once was, a seahorse appears and having been polymorphed, drop slopping to the ground. You are drowning for oxygen, and you are now a seahorse on the ground.

We're outmatched. I love sea horses. I love sea horses and sea sheds. He thinks to himself. They're so beautiful to keep that locked all the crops. That's my internal monologue. Uh, that's the conclusion of 70th turn. Gravelole is out.

Yeah. Oh, it's my turn. I have a turn. That's great. I'm going to, oh, geez. Uh, I have, I have a character. You used resistance, right? Yeah, and what a D-4?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I got a one. Yeah, it ain't good. Um, it ain't. It ain't good, I tells you. I'm going to catapult myself, I think. Oh, no. I am going to use arcane wet.

weapon on my on my fucking crossbow and I'm going to fucking run up and how does it what late fucking crossbow work I'm gonna get heavy crossbow I'm gonna get some extra time because I need to use the rest for yeah yeah relax with I have I have how much feet is that a hundred feet how so I'm gonna do with a hundred feet unless he's gonna rule that the pillars are gonna block your shit you should have a clear shot and it should be fine okay I'm gonna I'm gonna plink it so my arcane weapon And that's equipment. Okay, so I've spelled.

Thanks for bearing with me. I'm gonna take a tinkle too. So manly. These old boys are. Turning on when you're talking about tinkling. Yeah, I'm trying to keep this a family-friendly street. Okay, I know what I'm doing. So I'm just gonna roll to hit it.

I guess we could go without the jam. Yeah, well, yes, we can initially. 14 to hit. So that'll hit. And it'll use Thunder, it'll use 1d10 plus 1d6 plus 4 10 points of damage. So it's 20. And which direction would you like it to go? I think we put it out. Damn. This fucking map. It's like impossible to hit it now. This map is tough. We got to break through shit. Let's do you want to go this direction. Yeah. That's fine. Yeah. So 20, 19, 18, 17, 16. 62 have a reaction? It's, it's never hits 62. Sorry, fuck it does.

Was it right there? Yes. So 62, if they have a reaction, Derek. They just took their turn before NACD. Then yeah, you're good. You got a chance in 19. No, no, it was when he scorching rated and then it came back. He didn't, he already used it on his turn to use the reaction.

Oh. 17. Scattered eye. Scattered eye. Scattered eye? Why don't you go totally east? totally easy with it um 15 in range of 70 um oh 70 is one of the few people who haven't gotten their reaction left uh what's the set 50 15 exactly barely hits it he's going to send it

southport me uh doing an additional 11 points of damage 26 25 24 23 and a half destroys the pillar and scatters that's gonna go east it's gonna be 22 and a half hits the pillar scattered that's gonna take us southwest fuck that's gonna be 22 215 at me I have my reaction so I'm gonna I guess I'll do it there doesn't really matter 20 what I say 21 a half so it's 22 to hit all is flying around like a pinball natural 20 nice so that's gonna be plus wait what did we say

it was because it was 21 and a half on me so that's 22 so it's going to hit okay so I'm gonna deal damage which is the paddles 1d6 that's correct plus my strength we do 4d6 oh because I quit holy shit so that's gonna be 5 plus my strength

yeah my deck is zero so strength is plus 3 so that's going to be 8 points of damage Plus 22. Sorry. Yeah. You jump the gun on me there. But yes, you're right.

So 30 total movement in the direction that I choose. You see the ball coming up, hits the column, and you're ready for it, and you just smack it right in the middle. I'm going to go. I say, 7. 28, 27, 26 on 70. He doesn't have his reaction anymore. He doesn't have his reaction anymore. He's going to, what is it?

26. 26. And it'll hit that column if he failed. Yes. Yeah, it hits him. Or, yeah, it'll either hit him or he can dodge, and if he dodges, it'll hit the column. So it's a 26 right now.

He still dodged. Natural 20. He actually does that, dog with that. Okay. 25 on the pillar, it destroys the pillar, and we get to bounce? This is just my I try to eat. Come on, Northwest.

It's going to go northeast. Ah. So 24, 23, 22, back on 70. 70? Well, I'm going to roll that in a moment. Let's see if he can not get it away. He cannot with a... 22, so it'll be 12 points of damage. Yeah, 12 points of damage. He's hurt. Stattered?

He smacks him in the back of the head and... But he's still alive? He is still alive. And that's going to... Flip him because he's unconscious, right? No, he's not. No, he's not. No. He's not. He destroys this at 20. Come on, come on. So we want to see North East again.

Northeast, Northeast. Northeast. 20. Southeast. Southeast. Oh. So 19 into 46. It hits 46.

Oh, God. Oh, he's going to try to dodge the line too. This thing is just flying in all directions. He gets an 18 on his saving throw, which means that it's going to go north-west. And he'll take nine points of damage. Yeah, he took nine points of damage. So 18, 17. What number?

16 15 back to 46 15 Get all over half of him He dodged out of the way this time Do you have your reaction? Kelsey, I don't think I do 14, 13 12

Diancy I have not using my reaction, 12 I'm gonna smack it right down Let's let's give it a shot Let's give it a shot ladies and gentlemen That is gonna be No no that that's That's good.

Send it down. It's right back. Are you sure? Yeah. Unless I'm... Yeah. You're right. Yeah.

So your best bet is basically sent it back to what you came and just, like, basically, with this map, when you clear it out and just punch it in. That's going to be an IT! So you hit. Damage. Uh, well, damage. That is going to be... It was sitting out a...

We're going to hit through four games. Nine. It was sitting out of... Oh, no. You can't do anything. Fuck. It was it a 12, 11, 10. and I've already used my reaction.

I believe. Yes. And it settles. Thank you, waffles. Yikes. I mean, blow, glow, glow. Blu, glow. You flip yourself over so you know you're a seahorse.

I'm a seahorse. I'm a very, I'm a majestic creature of the deep. Judge Eno has reached for the whistle. What is he doing? You look up and you see the judge. This very, very tall and gaunt human man with sleekback silver hair. He has a whistle in his mouth

and he is gesturing. He's looking down at a number of people who are apparently there to assist the adjudication of the rules of the game and also to look up and hear his final ruling on the on the ongoing of the game. His sharp eyes being what they are.

Gestering back and forth, he doesn't say a word but he does gesture a few times. And one of the gentleman who's there referee of Sorca, seems to understand what's being conveyed, almost like a microphone turns on his own boomer announcement voice. Polymorphing an enemy has been ruled straight out.

The mighty trunks have been awarded a penalty shot, and the round will be reset. And he just hears the crowd and sort of murmuring on one side. That's right. You can't do that. You can't do that. Wait, what can't you do? Polymorphic enemy. Two other gentlemen run up, they dispel magic, and you suddenly feel yourself be transformed back into your own...

Oh, it's so much less majestic than I was before. Lots of down form. You hear loud clapping. You can see that first fan from the previous game. Oh, yeah, that fucking bullshit, that's right. And he's got his flag now. You can see that there are some bespoke items that are specific to your team.

His flag looks like a large trunk, and waving it back and forth. Good friend. The truck's win. Best fan. I'm going to look directly at him and go. Things have been prematurely ended. Let's move to a penalty shot here.

So the towers all remain the same. You guys have to choose who is going to take the penalty shot. And only one goalie is going to be in the front of the... Yeah, whoever is the highest strength of decks, I think. I have... I have... Plus one, a strength of... I have plus four to Dex.

I have plus three to strength. It's probably Mike. Yeah, I have plus... It's Raviola got. Oh, he's done enough. Let me check, though. Yeah, because I think our best bet here is to drill it so hard that he can't dodge it. Well, shit.

He's not going to want to dodge it anyway. Well, I mean, basically, we have to hope that we... What about Mr. Bain over here? He's plus three decks. Mr. Bane. Right, so it'll be... It'll be... I think it's...

So, the best hope would be to hit it here and let it bounce. Well, it's... Well, it's... on where we can line up a shot. Yeah, we got to be straight on, then we're just hoping to punch it through. You can stand in any one of these three spaces. So the only problem with that is all of these just bounce off directly back. Oh, you're right.

So you just got to punch it in. I will say that it's not going to be the standard rules. This is going to be more of a contest. Okay. So that makes sense. Because he's not going to, it's going to be, he's trying to make a safe, right? So it's not going to be like, boom, let me just get hit the face. It's going to be his dexterity saving throw against.

what you're attacking. Yeah, then we definitely want... Well, we gotta use the thing so I can just load it up. Can I give them my paddle? Everyone has a paddle. There are six paddles. No, you have this sword. Oh, you're talking about the blade? Yeah. You can't use a blade for a mentally shot. You have beautiful. No, so we can use the twist if we need it. Yeah, I thought I could do that. Yeah, I do. I also go. Oh, shit!

You're too blessed to be stressed. I was gonna say, did you ever use your resistance? I did. I only got a one. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna with my paddle. Natural one. Can we use the twist? Holy shit. Thank you.

Yes. Much better. I hit it for sure. How much? That determines it. It's going to be 24 plus, I think, six.

Ew. If you rolled in 19, I got three on the blast. I got a 30. Okay. To hit. 30 to hit. So roll your damage

and then figure out if you get to hit it again, right? Oh yeah. Because you're a monk? I'm a monk, so I can... Fuck. Two plus four points of damage. So that's the 14, so you have to... Hold on one finger and you give it a hit and it starts spinning.

Fuck. Seven plus six is 14. Can you use the bus once or can you apply it multiple times? Every time. Wait, three plus... Plus seven is 10 is 16. That is it? Yeah, 16.

So you smack it in the other direction and all of a sudden it is warping from the momentum and attack that you're putting on it before you... Six points of time. damage. So how much was the first? 20 total. So it was four plus six. Okay, so you have a third attack, right? So now you've got to hit a 20. I can use a key point to do two more, right? So I did, that's my head. Yeah, try it. My bonus action is in on arm strike. I got the, I got the, I got the velocity, 20. Or no, for, uh, when you just hit for the third time. Key points you do two on on arm strikes. Yep. Five plus plus plus. But it's got to be over 20. It's got to be over 20. It's going to do dice. No one. Do you want to use a twist? How do we have?

We have one left. Do we have any from last session? Save it, save it, yeah. Natural toy in here. I don't think so. Nope. Miss. Oh!

Yes, we have two from last session. Oh, so we have three twists. Well, you may have just hit. You definitely just head. 14 plus four, plus four, he's 18 plus... Oh. You're good. Yeah, you're good.

So it hits, so 20 or 20. You smash it into it and send it on its way. That is going to be seven points of damage. So 27. 27 screams through. It flies forward. It hits him at 26. At 26, he's going to make an attempt to hit.

Now, his hit is plus six, so he only gets this on a natural 20. Six. So he flies forward, and I would say that it's not in the spirit of the game from just take it. So obviously, it's going to fly through and ding you can get your... Yes! Trump's wins! Black Trump! Got it's win!

The god of beer is way better A bit of a star Ellison guy. I believe that Elokos Give us our point. Kansas is drinking. Oh, you're going to give it up. Got to give it up. Aw, yeah.

You have to click on it. Like, right click on it and change properties. You got to make sure you're doing the right thing. Properties? See, that's what I'm saying. You have to make sure that you're surrounding the zero. Not the overlay. There you go.

And then where it says, zero and text, she put it to one. Oh, I put it to one. Yeah. The Mighty Trump put a when I'm born. Producer Mick. I love Mick.

Good old producer Mick. Why doesn't that guy roll a natural 20 and roll a 20 and find out who our sponsor is for this first belt? It's a fix. It's a six. I'm going to wait for

him to come back. Oh no. Oh, no. Oh, boy. They say he's to go go go Godzilla I'm gonna turn to our only fan in the in the audience and I'm gonna flash him with my

good spot show outfit that I'm wearing and I don't even need you because my breasts are so saggy they hang out from the under of this anyway but I still pull it up this this isn't the arts episode that's not true they're very sports brought in everything's push on one of your shirts for sports brought in The uniform has one packed in there. Okay, okay. Nice goal, yeah, so you got anything we can celebrate with?

I gotta save it for the game, but here's a little dick of hooch. You get a little dick. The sponsor, the announcer announces. That first bell brought to you by discount, unlabeled potions warehouse. Please send help immediately. What does poison do today? It's a nightmare condition. How long is it

take a reset round? It's an advantage on attack rolls and ability. How long does it take you reset the round? Well, I would say that you... Oh, you said 10 minutes. Or you said one minute. I said one minute. So I would say that you are still going to be

poison for this next initiative. Fuck. You're going to have to... I'm going to lower the DC each round. Okay. As you sober up... I'm not going to start drinking. He just gave me a knick of hooch.

Well, then the AC's going to be higher moving forward. That's fine. I'm maintaining a game state. You see. All right. Because he's a drunken master. He's used to it. Of course.

It's just the spirit of the game. You literally said it was your first drink. Yes, I started drinking yesterday. All right. For the first time. Then that's cool. I say 1,200-pound locks in all. You're 1,200 pounds.

They're all of them. Why the fuck are so judgmental? Why don't you take your, your, your, your judgmentalness and fucking get off the Fleen felt field? You really didn't eat the books. Why don't you? I'm the initiative everybody can

eat the food like the groceries the spot show that's fine he can go on Rabio 12 if that's

I don't remember what Spachio doing anything he just go well so Rich gave him opportunity attacks

but that was basically and he just went when and he like blocks the he can literally throw his body in from the ball but like Rich just had him go

and like Ravioli goes I got it got it did that good for him Yeah, we need to reset. Put yourself in the new positions. Geez, Louise. I'm gonna put myself in the... You can keep me where I'm at. We did reset the pillars last time.

No, no, no. Do you not want us to? Not per game. Not per game. Just in between games. Oh. Yes. I don't recall that being the case. That was the case. We didn't reset the pillars in between rounds. No, the doors do not. Okay. Oh. All right. Damn. Yancey? Where are you going to be? I'll be in the middle. I'll be in the middle. Because I could run real fast. There we go.

She I think she wants to stay oh did you want to stay back here? Yeah yeah I'm staying there right here Let's put good spot show I mean let's put the good spacho uh let's put you in front of the goal somewhere we can bounce I don't know put him behind it yeah um yeah good idea Unless it like hits him and scatters into the ball I mean it could but it's better than nothing right well hand me the opportunity not for me ideally. Let's just

looks like they're making some adjustments to the map to keep things interesting. This happens from time to time. All right. Where do you want to move?

My OUD is going crazy over that line right now. What do you want to do about the ones that have like the random do you want to line goes out too?

There's no penis on the road. You realize to be like a triangle right here so that it doesn't hit this random corner no I thought that that it would be flat. That was the intense

but it would be flat. Up to you. Right? I mean, like, you mean, she's talking about the ruling of the corner, the ruling of the corner.

Are you cool with that being scattered? Oh, I figured out how the rolling is part of it. Okay. I have a mechanic. Cool, cool. Totally up to you. Okay. You're the god of literal flingflow.

Everyone needs to appreciate Andy's, uh, origami elephant by his name. That is the symbol of gigantesila fun. It looks like that. And you're all blessed. by gigantes.

All right. That is all. What's your initiative? What's your initiative? I did. Ten. Ten. I also had ten.

Eleven. Who's going first? Uh, I eat over. Who? Andy. Inning. Yeah.

And he's going to first. All right. And then. Thank you. Uh, all right. You might get what you got? Uh, B. Anci got a 19. Uh, and Ravioli got a 14.

These guys are fucked. This is going to snowball on our direction hard. We got a lot of protection hard. We got a lot of protection on our. And Kelsey? 16. Easeful. 11. Question.

Wow, you guys are all bunching up here. So what happens when you take the hit? You take the amount of momentum and damage of bludgeoning. But then it goes back the other direction. Scatter it. Oh, it scatters. Yeah. So how is it that you prevent it from scattering

when it hits you outside of dodging? Hit it. Yeah, you have to hit it. You have to hit it in her dodge. All right, we're at the top of the round. 73, where's 73 at? He's gonna run forward, probably when I hit this motherfucker.

25 can hit? Yeah, he's gonna run forward and is that what you're gonna do? Oh, sorry, it has to be 30. I apologize, because I always forget that this fucker starts on top of this pillar. Yep. So he makes, he moves 30.

Yeah, he's just gonna take a swing at it. He's gonna hit, which means that he's gonna do 10 points of bludgeoning damage to it. 20 total. And he's feeling, like, I'm gonna get my hand out of the way Visualized from the net He's gonna go

This way So 20 total 19 18 18 17 It comes into Kelsey's range Let's see if Tootles have a response So I'm going to Try to hit it It's a Tootoole

Toot Toot Oh 36 should still be bamed Oh that's terrible I got a 7 That does not hit it. So now you can either stand in front of it and intentionally fail or make a dexterity saving throw to dock on the way. I'm going to stand there. Okay.

You put your feet down, realizing there's not enough time. It smashes against your forehead and bounces in another direction. You take seven points of bludgeoning damage, I believe. Yes. And then it flies in north. 16, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, and 70 can take a shot at a 10. Um, he's not going to. He's going to hold on to his shit.

Uh, that's going to be, Yancey, you're up. Oh, Tudels here on deck for next turn. Damn it, I'm just going to run up and throw a dart in it. What do you want to run up to? Uh, I'm just going to run up 40 feet. Oh, wait, I can, you can't hit the ball with the rain, right? You can. We did it before.

Whoa. The pitch paddles do not. The, so I'm just going to throw, I'm just going to throw a dart at it. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. You shouldn't have darts now that I'm thinking about it. because it would be considered a weapon. You're only supposed to use the paddles and the...

We fucked up multiple times on the last round. Yeah, I didn't think about it at the time, but you probably shouldn't have it. Oh, and then, yeah, it's crossbow. He shouldn't have either. Okay. I'm going to show up and just blast. I can blast this sort of a bitch, though, right?

Isn't that's what the battle in the game? The paddles for four. Looks like, yes, he's winding up for a pitch. Let's see if you can take him down. Oh, they've got 10 foot range? They've got like 30-foot range and then up to 120 feet at this. You knock him from. Then if that's the case, I'm going to go back to yell with my moving.

You sure? Oh no. And you do what you want, but I don't hate the idea of moving up closer to the ball. Yeah. Because the more people we have in this half of the years is just score once the ball gets down here. But hey, so I'm going to blast him. So I got a, I know flea fall coach. That's all I'm saying.

That is going to be a hot, 22 to head. You don't fee him in the crowd. Mm-hmm. 22 to hit. I mean, yeah, that super hit. So we still don't know who won out of the giant eagles versus the die wolves? Nope. Oh, boy.

That'll be nine points of damage. It's not a matter of damage. He enough to... I blast him with a blast ball. The question is the... The song playing the light of the end fleaf, is going to come down upon us. C-synthesis.

No, Leafy, that's not what it is at all. Talk over and over it. That is not what it is. No, no. What did you hit? My plus to hit was a 22. 22. And if I fleen fly and then.

He failed, so he gets knocked prone. Oh. When you pitch, you pitch. And he gets knocked out. Not knocked out, but he gets made prone. Exactly right. So you've pronified him. And he can no longer take reaction.

Hey! Shit! Shit! Shibon! And that's the end of Yantu's turn? Toot you're out. That's it. Okay, I'm going to...

Same as I did last time. When are we allowed to talk? 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, 35, 40, 45. I'm not very good at Matt, but we knocked 70 on his flat ass. We got a straight shot almost to the goal. knock him down I'm done okay that's the conclusion of your turn

he says you're dashing yeah okay Hurricane wasn't with a ball does dash is forward 70 is looking to make a move which one is 70 70 is the one next to the ball I suppose I can wear my glasses like an old arm oh he's going to he's going to reach out and he's going to do his own

and he's going to scorching ray it that way so spells on the ball are fine but darts are This is bullshit. That's correct. The magical game of magic magic. I should have just all hit it real hard when it comes back. Yeah, you can hit it hard, but you don't have a lot of other options.

That's the nature of... Thank you, Crennaudette. Thank you. Like it. That's super nice. Pillars, yeah, the pillars are the red de-forgs. They're hurting, and the ringer is the ball. We've destroyed a whole bunch.

That's what the X's are with all the pillars. Yes. Yes, the Xs are the destroyed pillars. Okay. He gets it to momentum 24. A man. Via the scorching rain. They all blast out and they spin and crash into this thing.

And he is going to, he's going to send it straight down the plate. So south. Yep. At how much damage? 24. 23, 22, 21, 21, 19, 18, 17, 16 and a half. Gina? 16.

I am going to. 15 other way. I'm gonna hit it. So you've got it, AC of 16. 16. 16.5. Oh, yeah. Roll 1 half of 19.

Nice. So it's 1d. Clover this B.A. Claver this B.W. Claver this bad. Clavre the old Big Bong. No. I don't know what you were gonna say, but that seems worse.

Eight. Uh, eight damage. Yeah. So that's going to be 24.5. Which direction would you like to go? I am gonna send it straight down. North. Yeah.

What did I say 24 and a half? Then it should. 24. Yep. Ooh. Wait, wait, wait. 23. 24.

I thought I was going to hit 62, but it won't. It will bounce off. What? Oh, shit. No, you do it. Yeah. Yeah. No, I'm going to go.

24.5. 24. 23. 22. 21. 21. 19. Yeah.

17. He has his reaction. 70. 70 is a reaction 17 17 miss you Bing Bong I needed an 11 or higher 10 Bing ball he misses what I 17 16 15 score oh shit no 26 gets a 15 15 15 15 15 16 602 gets a chance at 15 62 is gonna take that chance 62 oh I got too excited he's uh he's seven he failed going there to the direction of my eight five The second point.

The crawling claws are doing fine, but they are not putting the points up like they should. That is remarkable. Who scored that? Gina? Yes, Gina. Yes, Gina. Yeah! Hey!

I'm so, Chuck. Oh, my God, oh my God. Gina. Oh, my God, Gina. Oh, no, I got a five. Oh, Gina. Five. Come on down to Everwood's in place.

to Everwood's Emporium of Exotic Effects. Thank you and come again. Jesus Christ. Just visualize the rigor as your husband's head and you unleash the fury of Loxigog. All right, we're resetting for the third round now. Oh, it's the third round. Yeah, I just did it real quick. It's basically nobody moves. So we want to fire it up and just you know how we can. Yeah. Unless you would like to readjust their defense. I would like to readjust their defense. Well, bing bongs. Yes. Bing bong, bing bong.

This 2-0. Yes. Looking very strong. A minute passes. Oh, do we have to do that again? So Bain is off. Bain has for a minute. Yeah, it's been.

It's been. It's been. Oh, then why did yours thing? So he let it overlap into like the first round or whatever and now it's definitely gone. I assumed it would have dropped during that round had it been longer. It was going to be.

That's because of the penalty shot. So nobody's blessed anymore in their content. No blasts, no bang. Unless I cast again, which I may. Gotcha, gotcha. Oh, hold on. Producer Mick, everybody. Produce you're like to produce a Nick.

It's hard for the books, ladies and producer Nick, because I did help too. That's true. Oh, there we go. Nick, give it a big. If I ever did tip you produce. If I ever get to sit in the tape, that seat, do I get to be.

producer and Dick. And Dick, yeah. I think it'd be just it. I think I can roll down on that. You would be also Mick. Or I'd be another Mick or Mayick or Mayek Mait, Mek and Dick. Myank and dick.

Myak and dick. Chet is running around the arena of Kill me, kill me, kill me, kill me. What an absolute shit. What? Just to watch this. Rover initiative, God damn it. This is the stupidest thing of everything.

I got a natural 20, ladies, no. Oh, my God. That's 20. I also got a natural 20. Why? Oh, my God. So damn. Three not 20.

Wow. That's a one in a pegglient chance or something. What are you now? 8,000. Wow, ladies and gentlemen. Three 90-20. Uh, Maya, what do you got? I got a 17.

A 17. Not quite enough. Not quite enough. Uh, what do you got, too, to do a little. What do you got, Tootles? A 20. 20 for Toodles. I'm going to put these again in the dirt.

23. 23. It'll be Yancey. 24. 22. So, wow. 15, yeah. Ravio only gets a six.

Sorry. Yancey. Oh, you roll an 18. You roll really high. You go after you. Ben, Van Gena. Oh, I'm a dirty liar. I got a 20.

I keep adding my, I don't have initiative. Sorry. Then... It's a 20. Okay. I apologize. You can go first. I'm used to being managers having like plus 400 to my initiative.

Thank you, Kels. A 20 for you? Yeah, so we tied. She's going to let me go first. Okay. Sorry, thank you. And it's six for Ravioli. All I want to do is go to work in my golfican restaurant.

All right. Yeah. Uh, top of the round of Ganty. Continues to get the jump on the feet. They're really quite intoxicated. Watch this motherfucker. Crush it. I'm about to send it straight down the middle and just crush all of them.

You absolutely can. Okay, I'm going to run up 40 feet, ladies and gentlemen. That's 30. They're going to ruin the day. Well, let's just send it down and see how it goes. Please crit this shit. Please crit this shit. Let's get a hot natural 20.

Oh, it's good. That's good, though. That's a hit. gonna do a hot fuck no four no that's good that's good oh yeah that's right it's right so that is a six so now you see 16 total so now you see 16 uh 18 plus whatever so where's my D4 right there 16 fuck that's gonna be five so works 21 21 okay natural 20 here's the natural 20 ladies and gentlemen fuck yeah I miss do the thing do the thing we have things do the thing yeah take one out yeah most well we have two left fuck god you're stupid uh

I miss With fucking wrecked you, Nancy So yeah, on-arm strike 21 So I did, I've done three on-arm strikes Yep You've done three strikes, yeah So my melee and then

Your two arms So I do once and one more Because I get two Florida blows, right? Yeah, so offhand Sure, sounds fantastic You're really stupid Yeah All right, so with the 21

Yeah They've got four chances to block their shit So they will 20, 19, 18, they both get to take two shots at 18. All right, which one takes that out? 73 and 36. It's simultaneously, so it's your choice. Yeah, I don't know that a name or at an 18.

He's going to, what's the-18? 18. He hits. Fuck. Well, that was really anti-contractic. I failed. I didn't feel. You should've hit it hard and Gina.

Eight. Wait, that's my brother's name. Eight. Do I look like, Gino? Yes. That's a bad hit, and that's a bad hit. You can punch it right back. He's going to punch it right back.

He said, so eight, so that's going to be 26. 25, 24, 23. It hits the pillar and destroys it. I assume it's going to hit the pillar before it enters his range. Yeah. If you'd like to say that... I'm going to have the scatter die roll, but if he can hit it and wants to try it, then he can't.

And it's a... 23. Yeah, 23. Here's the national 20, ladies and gentlemen. It's not an actual 20. It's a dish. So it'll be a miss. So scattered I?

Going to go west. 23, 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 14, 13, 12, 11, 10. 10. I'm next. Yep. All right. I realize I don't know anyone's classes on this side of the table.

Tushay, Yatsy. I'm pretty sure... A wizard! Yeah, Kelsey's a wizard. No, sorcerer. Wizard. Oh, that's right. I have a lot of Coors Line, ladies of gentlemen.

They're simple as a trade. I am going to cast firebolt at it from where I'm at. Yeah, you're going to have... With an 11. That's it? Just barely hit, but you charge it, that magical intercourse. disappears into the orb. It ripples for a brief moment before the momentum takes it in the direction that you can't. It counts. It counts. If it's a 20.

Seven. Seven points of damage. Seven momentum. Where are you sending out? I'm diagonally this way. 16, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12. It'll... 602 can take a crack at it. 62 can take a crack at it. Let me mark off as the reaction. because it's going to be an important role I'm making. Yeah, it is.

What are you guys at? Two? 12. Two. What's the current AC? 12. He hits. So he's going to... Uh, send it south with nine.

Two, twenty-one again. Yeah. 20, 19, 18, 17, 17, 16, 15. You already used yours. He used it. 14. Oh, there it goes. 13.

I'm gonna let it continue to move to here. Yep. 12. Smack it. Then I'm gonna smack it. Smack that thing. Ooh, nine. No good?

Yeah. With all your bonuses and shit? All right, well then it'll be 11.5 for Gina. Oh, yeah, I'm using that reaction. You've got a natural one. Nice try, Jaina. I'm gonna try to dodge it. Or you take one point?

If you miss with your reaction, do you lose it? You lose it or lose it? Yes. Okay. And what do I have to hit? To dodge it? Oh, yeah. No, I will not.

So you'll take one point of damage. No. I do. Oh, my God. Is it 11 there? Yes. All right, so if I roll a seven, then it goes. You should roll it on the table so we know.

That's exactly. That's exactly. My will get a shot at it too. Yeah. I don't think you can put it diagonally from here. No good. A fix. We'll take it this way. Yep. Okay. And that's bad. Point. Ding, ding, ding. I can't believe

they've scored against the mighty trunks. It hits the bell as it enters your range. I would argue that it's a goal first. No, no. The might's of gigantes aloofante euloseous will rain. Hellfire from the heavens on these heartics. Gospacho, we should have put you behind it.

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Everyone's resetting. Okay, dispatcher is 100% behind it. I mean that was like That was too perfect We all thought seven was the one we didn't want And six was the one we didn't mind Because at least Maya wouldn't be able to crack it Yep, that's 100% the case

And having seen this Unfortunate, but that is the game of Flemian It is the game of flea. Sometimes that's how the Flean ball crumbles When you're fleeing you fling you flail You flail. All right, everyone roll for initiative we got three natural 20s of that initiative and then we fucked it all up that's amazing it really is just kind of a metaphor for life in clean flow yeah it really is

uh I rolled a shitty five so I'll be last uh you bet it's five for oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah that's that's it that's the one that is unfortunate that is the grand total that's the whole role uh what do you got yamphi uh be yance an 18 and Ravioli gets a 16. All right, Gina? I got a hot seven. Uh-huh, uh, kutels. Nine.

Nine? Yeah. No, it's not very good. And for you, Louise? 17. 17, all right. I'm gonna put it. Uh, 36 is going first.

He's making a move. Where is he? He's guarding the ball. The bell. Oh, he's starting the bell. He's that middle dude right there? Yeah. All right.

Just spread out a little. We can, sure. Spread me out. I should move up based on what we were. That's fine. I just want to put him grab you in there. He's getting a fire bolt. He's going to stay where he is.

Okay. And he's going to hold. You can see him do this same gesture. Like this, but he seems to hold the charge until some sort of trigger. And that's going to be. be his turn and zero. I'm going to just run up

to the fucking vegan hit it. Yeah, fucking crush it. You should be good. Because you made it from before from five feet over. I'm just going to go run up there. Actually, I'm going to be... Oh, fuck almost. Shit, man. Derek, they're learning.

Oh, yeah. It's a bad map. I'm not a bad. No, no, no. It's not bad. It's interesting. Well, the other map had angles that were interesting. And this one had angles. We've gathered a lot of data from this map. I thought this was very clever. And it hasn't going to play at all.

So nine points of damage, so it's in 19. Okay, offhand. I'll pay attention. 19. Offhand is going to be a 20 to hit. Yeah, that's good. Hey, Anthony, sure knows how to play with balls. So 25.

25, there's no point for me to hit it. If you got an average 20? I mean, it calls a key point. Oh. Oh, no. Yeah. Hold on, let me see how many keyboys I have left. Sorry.

That's so cute. You're like one left. It's a Nicki Jim. I do have one left. Fantastic. Is it in the... There's still four rounds to go. Yanty's considering...

25. Yeah, just total damage? Yeah, I don't think it's worth. Ah! I can send it Ross screaming yellow. I'm gonna try. I mean, it's my last key point. I'll just go for it.

Natural one. Nice. So that's gonna be at 25. And then, yeah. Which direction would you like to set him up right? Straight down in the middle, I think, right? 24, 23, 22, it enters 73's range. 73's range. Maybe the Alperal natural was, who does?

What's the A2 right? 21, right? Yeah, it's 21, he misses. So it's gonna hit him. And he doesn't dodge out of the way, so it hits him. So technically 10 points of damage. 10 points of damage. to go.

73? Yeah. Okay. And it's going to go... It was in northeast. Right, so it would be 21 and a half, so it would run down to 10 points of damage on him. I'm just trying to make them easier for my counting. So I didn't realize it was.

So 10 points of damage to him, and which way does it go? He took it and it's going to go southeast. So that's going to be 10, 9, 8, 7, 6. 15. He's going to try to dog it out of the way. another way. 14, 13, 12. He's pressed the nod to the way again.

He's the feet. 11, 10. Okay. Is that the end of your turn, you have to? Oh, I'm gonna move up. Louise, you're up. What do you got? I got something.

What are the rules about using the bat? You can cost another player. But I mean, can it be used, beyond the blue line. The 1D10, it can be used anywhere in the field. Okay. That'll be in range. So, man, I haven't done anything except cast resistance this whole time, so I'm feeling

pretty good about this. So I'm in range. It's 90, 90 feet is the range for this. I want to say, Hurricane, no, you cannot. Oh, Gazpacho, I'm going to channel you, man. Give me what I need. Give me what you get. you got.

And I'm instead of... Technically, Hurricane, yes. Even the goal like has a pal. Everyone has a paler. That I didn't know. You can toss it from person to person. That I did not. The paddals are technically considered light,

which means that you can use them with a... I thought you had to, like, trade. Nope. Okay. Good to know. I've been proven wrong. Go ahead. So we say, give me what you got. And I'm going to...

Give me! Give me! Kill me! And I'm going to catch... cast and Tangle reflavored as spaghetti noodles that are coming out of the ground and wrap around in a 20-foot cube, which will be here. Sounds like the bad is one-handed, correct? Hell yeah. The bad is one-handed?

I mean it's the first round, but I don't really care. Derek doesn't care. Numbers. Yeah, yeah, it is. I just definitely said to say that. Thank you for being attention. I guess that's why I was confused. But like, I want the paddle and this can work for a goalie just fine.

I don't know, guys. It's mechanically, I don't think that it appears. So what's going on here, cast a spell? Yeah. Wait before theirs and finish back in something. My apology. I'll explain what is happening. Yes.

Noodley goodness is emerging from the ground. This is a new one. We haven't seen this in, I don't think I've ever seen this in either of you because I always sit next to you. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's fine. So I'm casting in Tangle. and they have to make a strength saving throw of 13. For the duration, which is a minute I'm concentrating on us, the ground is difficult to rain.

All right. Which numbers? 73. 73. What's the DC? 13. Strength. What's the save?

Strength. Nine. Fails. 36. Four. Fails. Sixty-14. Passes for which one?

Sixty-two. Yeah. You're telling me. Ninety-eight. three. Okay, so three fails. So 62 is the only one that passed. Seventy-three, thirty-six, and 98 are all in there. So do we have extra dice we can put on them? You said, sorry, 63. 98, 36, and 73 are afflicted. And so they are wrapped with spaghetti noodles from our Lord and Savior Gaspacho, and they are restrained until the, or be restrained by the entangling

until the spell ends, which is a minute. Creature restrained by the plans can use its action to make a strength check against your spell save you see on an excessive freeze itself. So yeah, restrained. They have failed deck saves or something, or like have disadvantaged? They've already failed strength-saving pros.

I'm guessing that they get to enjoy another one at the end of their turn. No, no, I mean, what does restraint do? It prevents, like, it gives you disadvantage on the actions. Dissavit and disadvantage on attacks. Oh, yeah, no, restrained is, uh, Speed becomes zero. It can't benefit from any bonus to a speed.

Attack rules against the creature have advantage. Creatures attack rules have disadvantage. The creature has disadvantaged on this theory. That's what I call. Hell yeah. I didn't find this since last time. Make a persuasion shift. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Against the rules. I got a nine. Should I use a twist? Yes, 100%. Or is that a last one or we have one left? Yeah, we have one left. Oh, cool.

There we go. with a 21, I'm going to look up at the judge, I'm assuming. You glance up at the judge to sort of get a sense of like, okay, this is my first game of queen in this way. Can I do that? No, they're struggling and ripping spaghetti noodles off of their body, but he covered in the spirit of our mascot, gazpachal. All hail, a spatula! It varies in senticles. God, Horovic.

And there was pain. He had scored with an 18. His hand hovers over the whistle for a moment. He's watching and he continues to cross his arm. Judge Edo does not make a move. Oh, I think he's going to allow it, everybody. Let's go to- So broken.

Thank you, Shacki. Ravioli, unless you'd like to do anything No, because I'm concentrating on that. And yeah, bonus action, I'm good on. So I'll stand where I am. Ravioli, you're up. I'm gonna firebolt it. Why not?

Okay, I get it. I hit it. I do 1D10. I do eight points of fire damage to it. And I'm gonna send it, we haven't gonna send it screaming. I don't know if difficult terrain is affected by the thing. There's no good answer here. Covering out well.

That's right. Yeah. I mean, he's gonna block with his face, but he's disadvantaged. Oh yeah, he's not. He's the only one. Oh, that's right. And even if he was, all it would do is scatter. But we still get a chance, right?

Yeah. So eight points of damage? Attack. Wait, 10 total damage. Okay. 16, I think he already used his reaction. Which one is that? 70. 70? Yeah.

I don't have it marked down. But I know I've used two reactions. 16, 16 then here. He can use a reaction. All right, I'm going to use it. He does hit. Okay. He's going to do 12 points of damage to it.

He's going to send it diagonally southwest. 27, 26, 25. 24. 23. Southwest again. 22. No, no. 21 and a half to me. 21 and a half, 21 and a half.

That's a whiff. 21, 20, 19 and a half for ravioli. That's going to be... 19, not for ravioli, but first. Oh, yeah. Ravioli that's gonna be a 25 to head okay he hits then oh eight points of damage so that's up to 27 and a half back the way it came right diagonally or sure or

the other direction you know whatever you want it's your call man I'm gonna seven I'm gonna back the way to came diagonally 27 yeah six yeah five 24 scatter nine south 22, 21.5, Maya. 21 to hit? Yeah. Yes. And I add my, it's a deck plus my proficiency for the D.

So it's a 20. Total? Yeah. No good. Oh. So, so close. So you may make a deck savings throw or eat it. I will use to eat.

So you can choose to fail. You'll take 21 and a half, you'll take 11. points of damage and then we scatter die. Right? That's correct. And it could go in. It could still go in. And I will start making these public because it's...

It's a little bit more exciting. It's really fun. I don't want it to go down. So this is 20... I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I fucked everything up. One is straight up north. Right back where we came.

20, 19, 18, 17. 17. Can I get 16 up here? 16. You haven't used your reaction to make my concentration check. He just went first. Thank you. And I don't think we haven't, I haven't even gone yet.

So we haven't done around. Yeah, but he hasn't used his reaction. He just attacked. It was his move. I don't think he tried to hit him. I didn't use that. You said since last time. Oh, no, last time.

Last round he meant, I think. 16. Oh, 16. Nope, that's a 12. So it's 16, 15, 14, 14 and a half on 73. By disadvantage. At disadvantage? Natural 1.

Yes. So it's going to be 14 when it hits him and there's a disadvantage on the deck saving throw. 73? Yeah. Wait, it's a 14? Yep. He's going to take it. So he'll take four points of damage, just scatter 9.

And it's going to east. 13 and a half. He already has his reaction, so he can't try and hit it. 70. He'll try it out of it away. 13 and a half, which is 13. He dodges out of the way. Sorry, 13.5. 13, 12, 11.5.

He'll try to dodge out of the way. He'll succeed. 11. 10, it would rest on this guy. Technically, it would hit him. For zero points of damage. With a natural one, he takes one point of damage. That's fine. I would say resting. It taps into him. He's rudely shoved by the thing and hover right next to him as the next person goes. What number was that that took the one?

73. Oh, he's unconscious. Oh, he's unconscious. So it's actually over him. Damn it. All right, that brings us to 98. 98's making a move. Yep, got it.

He can't move. He can't move. What is he going to do? Use his action to try to break out of it. He's going to use his action to try to break out of it. Can he make a range spelt it? What's his, uh, what's his, uh, he can't use his action? What are you, what, strength?

Strength, 13. 10. So he can't get out. He's just screaming obscenity after obscenity. Spaghetti noodles are laughing more and more. He's looking at Louise, but he's, he's in a nightmare. The spaghetti is like slapping him back and forth across the face. Let's look at number 62's turn.

Yep. You can move. He can do something. He's going to run up and he's going to crack that motherfucker straight down the pipe. He hits barely. He's gonna put 11 points of heat on that thing. So 21? 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14.

13 and a half to Maya. I'm sorry? 13 and a half is the AC. She just has to take it. So I take three? You'll take 13. No, uh, yes. Yes, you'll take three points of damage.

Okay. Scattered eye. Scattered. This is nerve-wracking. Four. Four, that's going to go south-east. Towards me? He's going to whiff.

12 and a half. I'm totally trying to hit it. 12 and a half. Gispocha also gets a shot. Yep. How does Gispacha? Oh, because he's in range. 12 and a half.

Natural 20. This is better than watching football. Flea. Free! Gita's taking control. She's got the... 12 damages. 12 total?

That gets the number 24. What is he going to do? So, well, I'll let you if you want to... 12 total is going to be 24 and a half. Jesus, Gina thinks about her options. Thanks, chat. Thanks, chat.

It's so great to look up and see how those got to give it up. It feels great. If you need some direction or guidance, I can tell you what I saw. How does it... Oh, yeah. Yeah. I don't want to send it through Maya. Yeah.

Can you send it diagonally this way? You can. So if you, I was thinking if you bounce here, you come up here. That's exactly what I was thinking. And then we see where it goes, right? Well, wouldn't you just go straight? No, no, no, no, because if it comes at an angle here, it's going to bounce off this direction. Yep, that's what I'm going to do.

All right. So 24 and a half, which is 24, 23, 22. You're going to let it go? Yeah, I'm going to let it go. 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13 and a half is this guy. He's a disadvantage to hit. 36. Maybe he's a re-grained?

Can he use a reaction? He can, but he's a disadvantage. And he's disadvantaged on his decking. What the-13 and a half? 13 and a half. This is nervous-a-game. But he's disadvantaged. Oh, thank you.

You're welcome. There's no way. He will two not 20, right? He gets a 13. That's a fail. It meets it. So he may hit it. He will.

He will hit it. And he's going to hit it for seven points of momentum. Which puts it back to 20 and a half. He'll hit it directly back in the same direction. Jesus. 20 and a half. So 20, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12. Now you can...

11 and a half. Throw it. Do I still have my reaction? Yes. You let it pass last time. Yeah. I thought I hit it once before, though. I don't think this game...

I don't think it was... Eleven and a half to you. So 11 is the AC. Uh... Okay. Hold on. I gotta think about this. Oh, my God.

Yeah, you could send it straight down. Mm-hmm. But that's a scatter? Well, no. This is perfect. That's a scatter. That's a scatter. So if you were to somehow get past this guy, it's a direct hit.

You got a hit first before we were really worried about where it's going. Yeah. 11.5. That's it like a good shot too if your hand was right. And what's it at? 11.5. It's 11 for you. Nice.

Ooh! Yes. She got it. Yes, a do. Roll in damage. Four. I think it's plus five. five, no plus three, seven.

So that's going to be 18.5 points total. Okay, I'm going to hit it this, that way and let it go that. It'll go this way. Oh. This is, this is. I thought it would. No, no, it's going to go. It would go up here and then go this way and then come back this way and scatter.

That seems weird. Yeah, that seems weird to me too. Wow. It's their right angles. if this was a flat surface it would come back this direction it's not going to go in a he's right about the way that that would be it's a

90 degree angle and so that would what send it go this direction and then another 90 degree angle we'll be here it would scatter okay I got it so we're at what did I say 18 and a half then I will just send it up to 70

does he have a reaction to 70 have a reaction no no then I'll send it to 70 what I say 18 a half so that's 18 17 17 16 15 14 This thing is bouncing around like a hit. 13 and a half. 12.

12. 12 and 1 half to die. 13. 13. Oh, no, because he doesn't have a reaction. 15, 15, 13, 13, 13, 12. It's 12. He can dodge or take it.

He dodges. Oh, does he? 11, 10. 12, 11, 10. No. We needed one more point of damage. Whose turn is it? Shit, that was 98.

was 98, 62. No, 62 just went. Because 62 moved up and crushed this guy. 73 is up. Can't move. Can't move. Sorry, where the fuck is 73? No, 73 is unconscious.

He's out. The 70's up. 70 is up. 70 can use its ad, number right? Okay, it's free. 70's good to do whatever. He's gonna back up and he's gonna take a crack at it. But he, how many movements that he did he just enjoy?

Three. Three. three so 15 feet or anything that hit it from there he's gonna miss who's turn is up a nerd um he's going to go to 46 46 where he 46 is up here he's far but he how what's his movement it's difficult terrain it's difficult to rain he's not going to be able to make it to the ball what's his movement he 30 okay uh he's going to use the team final scorching ray to try and crack it that way. The first one misses another natural one.

That's remarkable. The next one hits. He's going to pour eight points of momentum in tune. And he's going to hit it southeast. Southeast. Okay. And that's 18? Yeah.

17. Oh. 16. 15. 14. 13. 12. 11.

10. to use my reaction regardless and that comes to a rest there. Tootles you're up. Oh fuck me. Okay I'm going to... fuck I don't know what I want to do. I've been wanting to do the same thing that's what fucking game that can't make it work. Well it'll happen eventually save it think of want it. All right I'm just going to continue to rush up. So 510, 15, 20, 25, 30. Lonsidon's not having as easy a time with these guys as they did with the cobales. Things are really

starting to heat up. You can also move diagonally. That's your dash? Yeah. I'm just asking. It's it. Gina, you're up. No, no, you'd go first. Oh, thank you. Do we tie? I can't remember. We tied.

We tied. So I haven't gone yet. I actually told you. And you told me to go first. And that's not what I have here. I have... I think that might have been last time. Yeah, at 7 and Bar at 5. This is a different route. Oh, yeah.

Jesus. No. All right. Go ahead. I am. It's all running to gather. Yeah, the number of initiative for us. So what happens when you get a corner?

Yes, that's what I wanted to ask, too. Did you decide on it's scattered? I use a D6 scatter die. It can go only one of three directions. Yeah. Oh, that's smart. Reduce the scatter. Just so you understand how physics works.

So hard. If you have a question, I can try to help you out. It's hard to like... We need like a long... We basically need like Warhammer. We need like rulers. We need like rulers. I thought about that actually.

In the future. Bringing like the... Even just yarn would be good, strength. Yeah. Because you can like... Because we don't need to actually measure. We just straight lines. Well, with the rulers, you would be able to play this game without...

A grid? You wouldn't be able to adjust the eight directions. Yeah, right? You should be able to... go in any direction which would be really interesting. Sorry, sorry. Take your time. No worries.

Yeah, we're right. Plenty time. Okay, yeah, I'm gonna just try to hit it with my fireball again. Uh, 17 naturally. Yep, fireball hits. Oh, that's a D6. The glob of flame that you hurl disappears into the bolt before it charges and then launches forward in the direction of your intent.

Just back the way it came. No, actually, um, down, just straightforward. 10 points. All right. That's all the movement thing you pointed out? I hit for one. One beat for one. The mark.

All right, give me one. You're up. Yes, this is garbage. This is the end of the round, right? Yeah. Yeah, this is the end of the round, then we'll get back to the top. If only I could like, yeah, because that comes right off.

Let me just measure my options here. you get scared guy and hit them remember yeah it's it's just I got nothing I can't hit uh is that a lie did I fuck that up no I didn't okay yeah you're right so I'm gonna move up and I'm gonna try to hit this bad boy

and then I need to remember how fucking divine smite works here ooh you can just pour damage into it per spell slot yeah we'll see if I can't even awards him with the divinity then well let's see if I fucking hit first uh and it's gonna be three plus

proficiency plus decks sorry plus strength yeah I fucking whiff man I fucking whiffed I whiffed I missed garbage that one player seems to be stumbling around a little bit I'm not sure exactly what's happening we're back to the top of the round 36 we're gonna see 36 is he cannot move he can use his action to fuck man He's actually trying to judge the entanglement, and he's going to try to do that. Hurricane, as you're doing this, I would not use this as a standard map for Fleemflow. I would not use this as the standard map.

I guess it's not. Get them out. When you moved the square off of 36, he managed to break his restraint, but it's still difficult to run. That's his turn. Unless he has... That's his turn. I didn't say it would consume a bonus action. No, but he does give his reaction back.

which is the main important yancey you're up oh i'm gonna shit i'm just gonna run over to it and then leave you're up for two oh hold on one two three four five six and then i'm gonna give uh give it a smack that's gonna yeah it's gonna hit um i'm gonna roll my business that's gonna be a nine points of damage and i'm just gonna hit it back where we were trying to hit it the first place uh so 19 oh actually no then i'm gonna i'm gonna i'm just gonna do my one that's gonna miss so 19 which direction just north sorry northeast yeah 18 17 16 15 15 14 13 and a half well I guess if he has a reaction it's it's 14 he does appear at 14 that's 14 he fails so he's gonna try to dodge out of the way does he want to dodge out of the way

he already used his reaction his turn hasn't come back on the round but his turn has You're right. He had already used his reaction. So he just hit him. So he's going to make it a certain saving for hours. For 13. He does not get you out of the way. 13. So that's going to be 13-half 13. But 36 does have his reaction. He just got that. And that's 13 still because there's 13 and now is 13. It's still 13 either way. He rolls the 13. And so he's going to hit it south for 12 points of the moment. 25 24 23 22 she doesn't her turn hasn't come back up she doesn't have her reaction 21 20

that you do I guess I should do it that's gonna be 19 here for all the apples natural 20 okay those dice are fucking girl cut because he doesn't have his reaction neither one of them do uh five plus uh none of them have their reaction nine nine nine points of damage so that's gonna be 208. You go with your knife? 28, yeah. 28, 27, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 22, 21 and a half. Oh, shit, I forgot about that. On this guy, scattered on it. Or, sorry, he can choose to dodge. What number is? 30, 36. Because he have his reaction. And it's 20. No, he doesn't. No, he doesn't. Just use this. Oh, okay. Um, I just need to do the damage to him. So that's 11 points of bludgeoning to him.

It's, uh, it was 28? 28, 7, 26, 25, 24, 23, 22, 22, 21 and a half. 21. So 21. So you could take 11 points of damage. Don't get up. You take 11 points of damage. Yeah, he already did.

Okay. So then scattered down. So just roll, we trust you. Yeah, we trust. You don't have to get enough. It's going to go northeast. So it's going to be 21. 20.

Here if he has his reaction you can hit it here for 20 and a half which is what number 70 and he should Because he yeah, so 20 and a half reaction He natural ones okay, so he has to dodge a 20 or take it he takes it so he takes 10 points of bludgeoning damage and then scattered eye for 20 Come on give me west give me west he's gonna go So it's going to be 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12 and a half. So you have to... I thought you had your reaction, by the way. They said she didn't.

Okay. But I'm not keeping track. You'll have to either dodge out of the way or take it. It's a 12? It's, yeah, it only two points and you take it. And it's going to scatter it. so it's also fine to try to dodge if you want I'm gonna try to dodge it

yeah that seems pretty safe you might be worth saving your hit points I got crushed for fucking yeah yeah that's a lot of damage we don't get healed after each round right 12 that's something then you're good you dodge so it's gonna be 12 11 10

yikes okay that's my turn my brain's fucking melting Louise you're out uh Louise is going to as a bonus action healing word on bar bar. Thanks. You yes.

At second level, regain two, six plus, he regained nine hit points. Hey-oh. At the second level spell slot, and I'm sorry. Oh, I was just going to say to Nikki, you do get healed if you get knocked unconscious. Okay.

That's the only time that people come out with the stretchers and give you a little... Yep, a little... Sorry, to interrupt, please. And you can concentrate while you well-shaped. Yes. That's my understanding. So I am going to well-shape into a large creature, which is going to be a giant lizard as an action. And so I'm, like, kind of here taking up these force-based.

Oh, are we doing that? We can do that. I'm guessing. Yeah, if you have a large token, that would be highly, highly appreciated. Just put her on it. Just uh... It's a giant lizard, ladies and gentlemen. Wow, it is... sort of a self-polymorph there?

No, I think it's just bottom of her class. And it's gonna try to sell me car insurance. That brings us to ravioli. Oh, I'm just gonna firebolt. bolted all right yeah yeah I'd say you can see that I'm gonna I'm gonna raise it a feet by two for the like personal cover that enjoy oh I will unless you can move up or something but I mean if you're on defense I think I'm on defense so it's 12 12 plus yeah right there's 12 12 12 hits good come on come on come on come on

one 10 feet which direction my friend probably just Norfolk Norfolk or this way to get closer to okay yeah sure all right 98's up where's 98 what's this better way to do well I don't want to like so I don't want to like medigand shit I have a bit here

take a look at what's going on down here you're looking at like awesome oh yeah the problem is you go out here just back it's off the problem is you go 10 feet this way that's like not quite I get we've been doing 10 you still you still miss it

this gives you a little bit of a better shot and again I'm only saying this we learn a bit of fleeing, right? Yeah. Not to, not some medigame. I want to meddle. No, we should be mad at it. We're playing a sport.

I agree. This is number ball. It's number wang, everybody. Yeah, it's medigame. Where's 98? 98 is the only one still in tango. Still trying. We get out.

15. He failed. So he's stuck there. And then 62. Yeah, 62's over by the unconscious dude. He's in difficult terrain. That's about it. Where is it?

He's next to the unconscious guy. Getting back to the ball? What does his movement? Probably not. Probably not. Because he loses 10 to get out of there, right? Because it would be 10, 15, 20, 25. Oh yeah, we needed to get there.

All right, he's going to take a crack at it. Resting 10 phase, he gets it. She's going to roll four damage. She's going to put seven momentum on it. 17 total? And it's going to hit it. Uh, 16. You still don't have your reaction.

You still don't have your reaction. 15, 14, 13. It's the pillar scatter. First time that's hit. Look at all our pillars. It's a pretty damn deep. West. 12, 11.

I'm assuming you don't have your reaction. You've had your turn. I've had my turn. That 11 is your best shot right there. I'm going to send it down the fucking middle. Send it. Slam it. Oh, yeah.

I have a national 20 on a reaction. What, didn't I? I don't know. No, I haven't got to this round. You got to keep track. National 20. If everybody could just keep track of their own reaction, that would be the best way to do it. Yeah.

So I don't have mine. Oh, no. 25. Oh, I'm sorry. Sorry. Five plus six is 11 plus four is. So that's going to be a total 15 points in there's 26. It's 11 here.

Which way do you want to set it north? Straight out, 25, 24, 23, 22, 21. 20, because this guy's already used this reaction. Yes, it has. So it's 20 on this guy. He can either dive and or eat 10 minutes. 36. Yeah, 36.

2.1. 1.1. Vali only sacrifices himself, knowing that he is in deep trouble, knocking himself out. I'm in danger. Oh, my God. Scatter, scatter, scatter. Scatter. Go north.

North. One. What? North. Oh, no. No. No. Right.

One, two, three, four, five, six. You want to roll it right. The shift down. One, two, three, four, five. So it's going to go this way. I said it was a 20, so it's 19. And I don't know if either of these guys have their reactions. 46 and 62.

I don't think 62 has his reaction. Does 46? Yes, 46 does. So it's 18. For 19, he misses. He whiff. So it's just. it's just gonna hit 62 at 19 a half 18 which is 18 I'm gonna he does

go out of the way so he fails over his head at the last possible time 17 16 15 15 14 13 13 12 11 10 9 no 10 10 perfect there their arrest Darci rest uh all right who's turn with that fucking holy shit that was uh did I have I call that 73 yet that's I think it's 70. He did anyway. He did. He's unconscious. He's unconscious.

70. 70's right there. Yep. 70's right there. Good Lord. He can't make it. No, he can't. No, even if he dashes, he's slightly short.

Unless he's got ringshundles. He's going to eye tooodles. And I need to doodles. Oh, no, to doodles. Some kind of, he's going to gesture wild light, and you guys have never seen this particular gesture. Doesn't look like scorching ray. It doesn't look like the polymorph action.

What could possibly happen? Wisdom saving throw, DC-14. Advantage because I have keen smell. Oh, only if it involves the scent. Always involves smell. Does he make any smells? No, he just the one. The one with an 18.

Dirty trick. Derek will try to go to the lower one. Damn it. I want to see what you would have got me. Talking about a dirty trick. There is a hell! I was going to say, do you want to use our last twist, but you already rolled the die.

Oh, I was just saying, no, I don't need to use the twist. Okay. You told you to go to. I know. Double dirty tricks. What was I rolling? Charisma? Wisdom.

Wisdom. Seven. At the end of return, you may make a wisdom saving search to avoid this, but for now you are confused. You cannot take reactions and At the start of your turn, you must take a D10 to roll, to see what you do. And I will let you know what the game is. Oh, God, no.

Oh, no. That's the end of 70th turn. 46 is up. Yeah. 46 is going to try and make it. Can he make it? With a dash, maybe. God, it's just such a nightmare of this fucking map.

No, he's going to take a defensive position. He's going to go and, is it still entangled? Looks like it. Yeah. The last a minute. I try to get as close to the center column is possible. So 5, 10, 15, 20. Do I move back?

No, I leave them there. All right. He can step on his, with his buddy's body. No, because of 15, like, movement, right? So, yeah, yeah. A D-10? Or do I do the with saving? Is that the end of my turn?

Oh, that one. Okay. So roll the D-10. I do or you do? You will do that. I got a six. You got a six. You do not move or take any action.

You're all about absolute confusion, seeing visions of strange geometric patterns, interlacing, and you're basically tripping in a bizarre manner. You've forgotten that Fleen exists. What a lot of Don't know who you are or what's happening. But she can't attempt to fight that feeling inside of you. DC-14 with some saving throw. on

what the fuck shake it off so many I was drawn to that you're free you're freed from the

brain sensation and that brings us to Gina you're up Gina we just need one good hit okay one good hit ends it

as long as it's high I can you fuck oh how about if you've arranged the tag I do but I really roll like shit with this oh my god

actually you do is only 10 though is the problem really yeah well I'm gonna try it anyway um 17 hit so I get my reaction back yeah yeah I move it 10 I go to yep so um up to you up to you yeah you hit you we're on a fucking one a dead and you have your reaction back I just hit in front of you you can sail it straight through I'm going to work it. Oh, my God. I'm marking your...

If I go here, it's a nine. No, no, it stops there. That's your best shot. Okay. 10. That's horrible. You got this. You got this.

We just need a huge hit. Am I rolling the right one? Yes, I didn't see what it was. That's cocked. You can roll it again if you want to. Yeah, that's cock. That's cocked. That's cocked.

Rroll out. Well, it doesn't hit? It's 12. I mean, if it failed, you would say it was cocked and roll again. That's true. So to be fair, if it's cocked, it could see it from this angle and it was doing this, so. It could be a natural 20. It failed.

What do you have a twist? It was better. Better. So roll for damage? We're shooting for the 20. Anything that ain't 20, if it 820, it ain't weight that, we keep it. Nice. That's good.

That's good. Who's in the way? No one is in the way. No one is in the way. 36 will have his reaction. It does. 46 has already used its reaction. Right, but no, but I mean this guy.

but I mean this guy. Is he unconscious? No, no, no. So the, it's on, damage first. Eight. So it's eight points of damage. These two guys are unconscious. 46 and 98 can only react to it if they have them.

Um, I believe 46 has it. That's, oh, I was going to say I thought only 98 does it, because his turn hasn't come around, but 46 just had his turn, so he got his back. Yeah. Seven, six, six and a half. Or, sorry, five and a half. Five and a half. Yes, so you can get it a five.

Yes, so 15. Natural one. Miss. Oh, good. And two goes to spousral. Great job. Great job, too. If I set you up to that, didn't realize it could happen, but congratulations.

A phenomenal pass from Gina to Tootles, that is a remarkable play. That was all Tootles. Me or maybe, great, do you look, oh. Okay. Halflings can't natural one. It should have been something else. I'm gonna, because I fucked that up, I'm not, I'm gonna, Woo!

Woohoo! Roll up D-20 for me. Ooh! Add time. Seven. Uh, seven. Uh, come on down to Bards and Nobles, Tome sweet Tome. Aw, that's so cute.

That's cute. So good. I love one. All right. Nobles. Set it back up. Do the halflings do the penalty, do we get penalty shot for,

Oh, yeah, he's a golden. Do you get penalty shots for the confusion? Make a disadvantaged computer. Oh, no, making a regular persuasion check. Interesting. Interesting. No. How do you want your feet set up?

Derek'll bet. I was trying to help. Judge Edo didn't seem to move at the time. People are looking at him. What is the deal with confusion? How long does he? He seems to have allowed. It's a minute.

I don't know how long we say that drops. Okay. And I'm going to. Just to make this easier, I will rate- We need to finish two and then mark- So, can I, as long as I'm 40 feet away from the puck, you're good. So one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

Yeah, you can move. I'm staying where I am. I can move here. I can move here. I can move there. Yeah, I'm going to move. If anyone want to move back. I'm going to move over one towards the thing.

Thanks. Do you guys want me to stay in Walshay? No, no, no, no. Up to you? No, actually. I would say yes. Okay, never mind. Fuck, can you move me to the other side then so I can find a spot where I'm, I don't have people in front of me?

Sorry. You can swap, yeah, and then swap gazpacho. I mean, we're kind of just, it's, it's, you move where we're going to, gazpacho was. He did. Right, no, no, no, no, not it's a gazpacho. Reveoli, this is really hard. Yeah. So you can go there and then raviolioli.

we'll swap yeah yeah perfect for initiative in my giant leger form what's the score one more one more oh not bad 17 I got a I got a 17 too all right bar negative one okay I got six I really yeah yeah 18 Ravioli is a 16. I'm also 16, so I'm going to go first. And see, then Ravioli at 16, but first

Gina. I'm at 17. And you're a 17? Man, you guys are starting to pick it up. That's pretty exciting. Louise, and that's on. What did you get?

Uh, got it to be two. So you're in front of Maya. Let's take a look at the board. 70 is up. And then what did Andy get? Six. A six. A six and you got a three.

Yeah. So like we're balanced out. Andy and Tess. Because I'm gonna, I'm gonna start tracking everybody's stuff. Oh, great. Thank you. Oh, are you doing reactions lady? Yes.

Yeah, just wanna make sure that we know, because I don't want anyone to miss that. The reaction is running that here. Yeah, and Chet is running around. Kill me, kill me, kill me, everybody. Everybody seems more and more into it. Chuck Swin! You see Flitz!

Flyers, not flyers, you see jerseys with your numbers on them all being passed out and what have you. Merch shirt, shirt, or find all upside down sevens. The numbers being 4-8, 15, 16, 23, and 4 to 2. The top of the round, 70's making a move. He's running out. Where is 70? Back here by the bell. Oh. He's going to dash forward and cast his brethren.

40 45 50 55 50 55 60 yeah yeah and and uh he's gonna stay there then 62 we're at 62 is he in the front yes he's gonna run up and he's gonna take a crack of this thing sorry buddy what you say he's gonna run up and take a crack at it 62 5 10 15 20 25 30 range No, slash, I believe. I don't think of damage. Seven points of damages, and he's going to send it. How many points?

He's been 70 and, sorry. Seven. Oh, sorry, seven. And he can do that, and he can do that. And he's going to send it this way. For seven points, 16, 15, 14, I will use my reaction. Do it. Okay.

Absolute whiff. I will try to... I'll eat the damage. So that's going to be four points of damage. It's going to go four. South... Oh, shit. So that's going to be...

I'll take a reaction to why about it. Okay. Twelve and a half. Are you still large? Yes. It lasts for an hour. Good. Twelve and a half.

All right, I'll make a bite attack against it. 19 So that hits That hits The 8 What number are we at Andy? 12 and a half Thank you

All you Matt's damage So 10 piercing 12 and a half 22 and a half Which direction? And you use your reaction? I did this one

I use my reaction Yep That's the guy I got you Cool 22 and a half Oh nice Sorry

You don't have No you're You don't have a great shot here unfortunately Yeah And then I'll just bring it back. Yeah, I'll just bring it straight down. Yeah, that's fine.

So sorry, 22, 21, 19. Jesus, I'm stupid. 22, 21, 20, 19, 18. Okay. I'm going to move it there just because it's easier for me to do than do half math since it rounds down anyway. As long as you don't care. So it's 18 here.

He has not used his reaction to my reaction. He is going to hit it there, though, for... That's fine. Then 18 and a half. He don't do you have. He's going to do it right. He's gonna miss. Oh, shit, okay.

18, 17, 16, 15, 15, 14, 98 can dig a shell. Wait, who just took that? It's the way. It took their reaction. It's not worse than it was. Reaction. Seeing that it's not going anywhere, that particular number is not going to use

the reaction to hit it. It's just going to bounce against the wall. 17, 16, 15, 14, 13, 13, 12, 11, 10. And if it goes to rest, that's, the conclusion of 62's turn. 46 is right in front, isn't it? If I don't hear you shout at me, I'm distracted. It's fine.

My brain is melting. I know, and it's starting to get late. He's going to run forward. 46s? Yeah. Yeah, he's feeling aggressive. He's going to try to get to the... as close to the ball as possible.

Six, that's seven. Seven, well, he's spreading, right? That's where he is? He's not dashing. He's not just, right there. He's going to stay right there. And now if the end his turn. I'm just going to run up and just beat the living shit out of it.

And then Louise, you're up after the- 30? Yeah, I'm just going to stay there and just wail into it. That's going to hit. And then I'm going to, oh, I've got to go damage first, of course. That's going to be a hot seven. Okay, so it's in the 17. 17.

Natural 1, so just 17. I think... So you can get straight ahead or crush 70. Crush 70. 16 will enter 70's range. Natural 20. Okay. That's going to be 70.

He uses his reaction. He slam a jamazet, and he's going to head it straight south, obviously, with 10 points of momentum. So 26. 25, 24. 24 and a half so it be 23 to my if you're gonna be hit it or you mine has already used her reaction yeah that's true so she you have you either have to take 13 bludgeoning or you can take 13 bludgeoning and I'm still in my form all right is there is valve shape concentration

that's gonna head uh east do east from where she's from where it hits her so on that's where yep uh so what i said 23 and a half so that's 23, 22, and enters your range. You have to have an reaction. Yes. I am going to try to hit it. Oh, 22, mental, 20, no.

This is not going to hit. So I am going to try to dodge it. 22. Ooh, because it's going to be a 21 for you to try to dodge because it's 21 and a half here. There have one quick left there. I'm going to try to do it. Yeah, it's fine.

Yeah, that's fine. It's perfectly fine. Yes, for one can three, the unconscious ones do you heal after a hole? Yes. Little guys run out and make sure that they're, you know, like, deck. Yeah, they're dex. 15.

So you need 21 to dodge. So it hits you. It hits you. It heads south. I'm unconscious. Oh, no. No. So this was 22, 21, 20.

It'll 19. 19. Well, can Ravioli can uh yeah here yeah right there so here at 20 was your best actually his best shots here at 19 and 18 and a half would be Ravioli's best shot here but then it gets ugly right so if you want to try to shoot it here it's gonna be 19 19 this might work I don't think it well nope that's 16 you're gonna use his reaction 18 the 17 and a half because five Chasas Chasas chas chas chas chas chas chas I believe he has a rich I believe rich use a reaction last

time I think you're right and this is 17 and a half so 17 AC for despotcha to hit I don't know we're gonna take a second to make sure that this is very clearly important I'm gonna put this down because it's gonna what number you at 17 and a half thank you I've got written down here thanks I don't know what the stats are for the homunculus, maybe some creatures. Extras? Yeah, I'll go to actual. Oh, it is. Wow.

He can, he is a, what you call it? And he has... He should have to ask. Yeah, he does. He does. So that's going to be 19 to hit. Okay. Okay. So he hits, and we're at 17 and a half.

He hits, and so he is going to deal... This isn't good. Well, you can send it back the other direction. No, actually, oh, shit. Why point the damage? He can't... Yeah, no, this is fine. 17 and a half plus five is going to be 23 and a half.

Yeah. 22 and a half. Just send it back the way it came. Yeah. 22. 21, 20, 19, 19, 18, 17, 16, 15, 15, 14, 13, 12, 11, 11, 10. Oh! Who's next?

No, one more damage. We had the angle. We had everything. We need one more point of damage. How come it turns here and not here? Because it's 90-degree angles. So think of it, if you were playing mini-golf and you were to knock a mini-ball here, where we go. I thought it was coming up this way, though.

Same thing. It's all the same angle here. It's just a difference of where. No, it does not. It just matters of where it comes off at. It doesn't change the angle of attack if we're talking about 90-degree angles. The right angle just does the 90-degree. Okay.

Oh, shit, my bad. It's okay. So I think the problem is though that this technically isn't even, this should be along right here. It's not, it should hit here. It's all the same angle. Cross this line here, it's all the same angle. But my point is it doesn't hit this one here. It goes across right here. It should go to the next one here and go over.

I mean, DM. Sorry, sorry. What comes you may be correct. It would hit here. Then I was off by one. It would go here. It's the same direction. so instead of going here, it goes there

as opposed there, but it's still the same angle. It just matters off how deep it hits. Yes, you are correct. Who's turning, though? I don't know, DM. This turns it. I didn't know. Who just went? It was an MTC reaction. That was Ravioli's reaction.

Sorry, it was Gisbaccio's reaction, but the original hit... It was Ravoli's reaction, too. And put G for Gepa. fuck did it originate from so Mikey and I are the only people who haven't used our reactions this round so far you who the hell attacked yeah but there's 70 as a reaction I think so I haven't even moved yet Kelsey hasn't gone none of us none of us have gone yeah so in your turn yeah Louise did you take your turn no well it had to be one of these guys 62 was it 602 was it's the end of

yancey's turn no no it was you you've done like four mpc's so far yeah yeah There was a good number. Ah! Did anybody see who went last? Yeah, please help because I... I'm gonna start keeping track of NPCs too. Um, so... No.

What is the initiative order for the NPCs? It's 7062-46. Hold on, 762-46. Yancey. It was 62, 62-A. Louise. 36. Gina Ravioli

Okay 98 73 of a bar I'm gonna use you get so I think you may have skips Louise's 12, 62 is the last one to go because it was 510, 15, 20 25, 30 and had an action on the thing

and where in this initiative order is Tootles I'm probably last with your number. Yes you are last I had a six what did you roll She got a free. Yikes. For her initial.

Sorry. I didn't you get all the way off my back in office. So all that being said, did I just take 36's turn? I don't think I did. You know, Derek, I honestly don't know. That's mind-blowing to me. I've completely lost the plot, and I've been very good about this so far. That happens?

Louise, take your turn. It's your turn. Do you have, like, the longest range attack in the history of range attacks? I have no range of time. It's mostly. You mean no range? Derek, can you tell me which ones have used their reactions? Oh, yeah.

You probably just want to heal, Tootles. 7062. 7062. Yep. There's the only ones that have used their reactions. That I have, okay, track. Okay. Yeah, I'm gonna bonus action, um, because I can't cast spells in wild shape.

Oh, bonus action shift out of wild shape and cast. You sure? Yeah, only had nine point. Do you want to, do you want to end up where you originated from? as like a you know instead of you know slide back in the slot and then I will cast okay now you're creature you see who's nice great I'm gonna cast my second level spell slot for healing spirit right on top of Tudels oh nice and then I'm concentrating on that for a minute start of your turn when you would take

one D6 points of healing That's my action, my bonus action. I'm not moving. All right. That brings us to 36. Okay. Sure. So you have, oh God, you have your reaction back.

I have my reaction back. Yes. 36 can get to her. Yeah. He's going to walk up to her. 5, 10, 15. He's going to use polymore. You see him make that same strange gesture that he made before,

and he transforms into a ankle of What? What the fuck is that? Are you kidding? So the dinosaur with a shell and the big old tail? The dinosaur with the huge club tail. I thought there's a stegosaurus. No, that's one with the plates on his back.

Does he have a club too? Stake, no, they have like spiky tails. He's gonna take a cracket his motherfucker. It feels such a... Would that be his action. It's a polymer. Yeah, it would be his action to Polymorp. He'll stand in front of it, let's say.

Menacingly. Mammessingly. You're right, 100%. And he's looking maddenessessess. He's looking mad. Is he big? Do you want to use the big guy? Oh, yeah.

He's huge. He's huge. He's huge? The fuck? He's a huge beast. Yeah, so there's a huge arm up there. Because he can only fit where a thing is going to be. Jesus Christ.

That's actually pretty game stalling, but good for him. He'll stay there. And, uh, man. You can't like sit on the bell. Uh, Gina, you're up. Okay, well, this just fucking sucks, you know what I mean? Would a dinosaur be smart enough to know

it's playing a sport and remember how to play? Then Zee answers the own question says, it's not. Oh, no, it seems like the halfling is eating its own team members. Oh, there goes another halfling. Is that really a following more work? We always go back in the pool. You're still big, right? DM's rules, man.

You say good. get rid of my calling more so I could heal her okay thank you but you can do that again I will be up next I have one more while changing Gina you're up yeah I'm not thinking about what I'm gonna do all right um I am going to um I am going to thank you yeah I need them heels so it's finding this it sends it diagonal or straight yeah it's 90 so it comes here it's gonna come back out this direction. Okay, and that's not what I want

to do. Could it get by here? So I would say and Derek can argue, if you were to hit, if you were to hit this ball here, you could send it any direction you want. If we rule that it can squeak past the dino, then it can come out this way and come up

this direction. Because it's 90 degrees off of this point if we're coming at an angle here. But I would say it takes up this whole old. But if you want to, you could hit it, hit him, and hope we get lucky and just try to fucking That's what I'm going to try to do, so if you want to move me 30 feet forward, and then I'm going to smack it. I'm going to.

I hit it. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, you said? Yeah. And then you're trying to shoot this thing. Yep. Yikes. And I hit it with like a point three. 10.

Nice. Last damage. Yeah. So it's going to be 20 points. It's going to immediately hit this guy. All right. He's going to try to. his reaction to stop it.

You're going to try to attack him. Yeah, he can. Yes. He can. So technically, as soon as it starts moving, yeah, 20, before it moves at all, he can take an attack on him. So then it's going to, yeah. So there will be.

Saving throw. Which technically rolls down to 19. He failed. He takes some damage. So it's like nine points of damage. Nounges off of his shell easily. Nine points of damage. We need to seven.

Let's see where that ricochet goes. Oh, ricochet? Yeah. Sorry. That's gonna be a southeast. Balls. So now the only question I have, Derek, is this southeast through his body or what?

Yeah, we hit it again, right? It's gonna exit the square that his body's top, let's say. So then it would be here. And what do we say 19 and 1 half? So it's gonna be, we'll just call that 19. Yep. 18 and a half, 18.

We get a scattered eye on the corner here. Ooh, that guy, that's the fun guy. That's gonna go south. 17, 16, 15, 14. No, one more. Sorry, I apologize. 15. Yep.

Enter to 70. 70 does not have its reaction. 46 does, however. 46 will take it. 13 and a half. He gets a 8 to hit. Miss. So it'll be 13 on him.

And a scattered eye. Oh my God, let's get a north. He dodges out of the way. Okay, so then it'll be 62's reaction at 13. 62 does not have a reaction. So 12.5 for 62, dodge or hit. 12.5, he dodges.

12, 11. One more. God damn it. 11. 11. I think it's actually this one. No, no, it should be, that should be the resting point.

That was the resting point minus the 10 is going to be the resting point. Cool. Awesome. Thank you. Goodness, gracious me. That's the end of the genus turn? Yep.

Yeah, yeah. Ravioli. I'm gonna firebolt it, I guess. There's really nothing else. Hold on, hold on, hold on, actually. I'm keeping the natural 20 I just got. You got an I have 20? I got an I 20.

That's awesome. Ravioli, ravioli, give me the formulae. What's he getting with? 14 points of damage. From where to where a ranged attack? What's using fireball? Got it. So how much damage? 14, so 24. Holy shit. Which direction? Yeah, you're good. Well, actually, you're good. No, no, no. If you go out and I'll be here, but you're actually probably pretty fucking good. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Send it. So we're talking 24, 23, 22, 21, 20, 19. I don't, does he have a reaction? He has his reaction. So then it'll be 19 and a half here. He misses. So 19 damage on him,

Dex saving throw? He'll choose to fail. Right, so he'll take nine points of damage. And he sends it two. Sorry. North. Yeah, no. So that's going to be 18.

Going to hit this guy. He's already used his reaction. He's going to hit him. Which number is that guy? That's 36. 36, yeah. His die thing is there. 18.

But what is the? 18 18 he fails to be a west so he's gonna take eight points of damage and then another scattered eye roll and we're looking for an we're looking for a six seven seven seven one two three four five six seven that's a five so that's gonna be south so exiting his body it'll hit 73 at 17 and a half has his reaction so we'll call it we'll call it 17 and a half here and that's one so he's gonna fail that it'll be 17 AC on him. He fails.

To dodge. So he has seven damage. So we take seven points of damage. We get a scatter die. Which number is that? 73. Oh, he was healed. So he's back to, how much damage?

Seven. Seven. Thank you. And the scatter die. Yep. That's going to be northwest. Uh, 16.

Oh, God. 15, 14, 13 on him again. It's gonna get him. So he can dodge. He dodges. 12, 11, 10. Yeah. Okay.

Wow. Holy shit. All right. That was Ravioli's turn, unless he wants to do anything else. Candle, what's the range on, I can bonus action at Siddick Spittle. What's the range, 30 feet?

You'd have to move up, but I think you could get it if he moved up. Ravioli, not, not a spot. No, this spot. I mean, yeah, so the spotcher can't make 30 feet. Oh, yeah. One, two, three, four, five, six. No, absolutely not.

So what was going to say that? Cool, that's it. 98. 98 is back by the belt. All right, so he gets his reaction back. 98's far. Probably dashed to it. Yeah.

He's going to stay where he is and he's going to hold his action in case he has an additional chance opportunity to hit the ball. That's going to bring us to 73, where he's. 73. So he definitely is going to hit. Hit. By moving? He's going to move up to it, yeah.

73 won't be at 5, 10, 15, 20, 25. Yeah, yeah, definitely. That's the one. That's going to bring us from a bar. Holy fuck. So you get your reaction back? I don't know what shit I can do. I can bless Gina.

Yanny, Yancey, and Maya, Louise. So I'm casting bless. Okay. Remember you're blessed. We get a D4, right? Correct. For one whole minute. Fucking pyramids.

Right. So who did you do, Yancey? Yancey, Gina, and Louise. I feel real blessed, finally. The paddle ball's range is 3120. But the paddle, the power of the paddles attack is not due damage to the ball. You have to slap it. You can't power shoot it with the paddle. You can only shoot enemies to knock them down from.

Yeah, Babbar and then Tootles, you're on deck for the final. I'm just gonna move up. 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. Okay, Tuttle's you up. Okay. So I am going to, I guess, half my movement to stand up. Roll first. Oh, yeah. To heal? To heal. I will. Sorry. You take maximum six points of healing.

Oh, that's great. Thanks for Plexity. Thanks for staying up late with us. It's normally not this long. Thanks. It's normally not this long and weird. It's a very strange game that you are right now. We don't have work tomorrow, so trust me, we all want to win this too. Yeah. Uh, so we can move five. 15. Do you have any range? Is that? Yeah, you're a wizard. You'd think that wouldn't you?

Oh no. What does that mean? Five, ten, fifteen, yeah. Fifteen. I'm going to cast sleep. So it's a 90 cube. And it should hit all of them. All right.

And hopefully it's murder's moves. We go to sleep. So you got to roll the help that it's got to be. So with sleep, so you are going to be rolling. Um, where is it? 5d8. You're going to be rolling 5d8. Ooh, what don't even have?

Didn't even have it? That's all I'm got, I think. Pays 28 and 48. Did you pick only utility spell skills? I don't know what that means. Spells that don't do damage. Probably. Yes.

Mostly, yeah. Except Thunderwave. Okay, that's leverage. So that's 8, 9, 15, 20, 25, 28, 29, 30. Spy, you rolled 5D8? No. That was stupid. I'll be able to date.

I mean, you can level up the spell, but you'd only be able to do. So this is the first one you touched, I think. I don't know. I'm just going to re-refer-reve-old. You're at 15. Yep. 19. 19.

19. So you start with the person that's got the lowest hit points. Oh, is that right? And subtract hit points. Thank you. What numbers are affected? 70, 46, 62, and 73. Oh, dang, it gets all of them?

That's awesome. I don't believe any of them were damaged, so we'll start with one goes down. I'm going to say. Oh, so I can roll with D4. Okay, so that's what works. Also, we're on the 70. 70 falls asleep. 70 falls asleep.

No one else has HP low enough to worry about that problem. Okay. We don't see that at all this. time, but that is a classic Sleeves-Lel-Blay. Trudez. Is that the end of your turn? Yeah. All right. It would be 70's turn, but he's passed the fuck out. It would be whoever H is.

H? Oh, never mind, never mind. Sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 52 is going to run up to it and crack it. He's going to run around 73. Yeah. Yes. 100%.

He'll hit. He's going to do nice to do 9. He's going to do nine points of damage to it. Nine points. Nine points. And he's going to... Oh, perfect. Nice.

Yeah. Oh, man. He moved it up here. You know what? He's going to hit it right into that thing. He did what happens. He's really, really seeing a very strange play here. That's going to be...

It's going to come straight back out towards him. 18 and a half, 18, 17 and a half. Yeah. Well, he's a reaction. He does have his reaction. reaction. Well, that's stupid. He can hit it at 18.

He can. He hits it twice. So he uses reaction. That's gone again. Seven. Whose reaction 62? Yeah. Thank you.

And he does seven-fourth of additional. 25. Yep. So he said 25. He's going to hit it south. 24. 23. You have your reaction.

So I'm going to try it. 23. Natural 20 laser. I can feel it in my bones. 14. That's going to be a miss. So I'm going to try to dodge it. 22 and a half.

So 22 AC. What's that D4 that's there? That's a pillar. Okay. God damn it. There shouldn't be a pillar there. No, I didn't think so. What?

Why not? There's an X. No, I'm talking about the yellow one. Oh, no, I misunderstood. That was a heel marker. Wait, I need to know where my name. My fault. I apologize.

Got it. 22 and a half. I fail it. 20 to 12 points of damage. I'm fucking dead again. Scatter die. Yep. As it ricochets off the Tudel's face. Yep.

That's going to be a south-west. 22, 21, 20, 19, 18, 17, 16. Scattered. Scatternye. Wow. Okay. The thing is still long.

North East. Also, if you guys walk through that, Yellow. Who's fucking turn is it? That gives us down to 46. Fuck you. Where is he?

He's there, and he wants to run anywhere but the column that he's currently in. He's going to run south and he's going to hit this thing. Damn it. 5.10, 15, 20, 25, 30. He is short. So he definitely wants to move at least back up five and then probably one to the right.

Yeah, be bad. No, he doesn't actually want to do that, Derek. Don't listen to me. Yeah, he does that. No! You're up. That's what you get for meta. Just back up and cross this, bitch.

I'm gonna just take a swing! Yeah, that's fine. Yeah, may as well. I'm sure I'll just whiff here. Nope, I get a lot. Seven male would just be able to go next and crush it. I was going to primal stabry. Uh, nine.

That's all I can do. Uh, nine. And nine, so that's 19. Yeah. Come on, come on, come on. Natural 20, ladies and gentlemen. Nope. I can't.

That is... You're blessed. I am blessed. You're blessed to get you there to 19? Oh, is Kelsey blessed? No. No. 8 plus 6 is...

412. 12. No, 14. But not enough. So you got 9. 9. Points of damage? Yeah.

Yep. 9. And just... I'm not going to make it. 18. And a half. 4E6 has his reaction. Oh, yeah.

Ah, good, good, good. 18 and a 15. He misses. 17. That guy's asleep. 16, 15, 15, 14, 13, 12. He does not have his reaction. 98?

98 does, though. So it's 12. 98. Oh, my God. Is it 12? Yeah. Oh, my God. He needs a 1, 2, 3, 4, or 5 to miss.

He has a plus 6 to hit. 9. He hits. Oh, he hits. And that will get a, nine points of momentum and he's going to hit his straight fucking back. It instantly

kills Maya's character and the death scores us two points. We lose the Flee and fall championships in the campaign's over. I'm kidding. So, hold on, it was 21. 2019, 18, 17, 16, 15. 14. He doesn't have it.

I have you marked off as... No, in you stores. Oh, no. No, you haven't had your turn yet. Your turn right now. Oh, yes, yes, yes, you're right. You have yours. 14, you can wait till it gets here for 13.

I've been marking them off to your turn. That's going to be an additional 10 feet footwalk. Oh, you know, yeah, no, keep it. So, 14. I hit it. That's, yeah, 10 plus 6 is 60. And you're going back down the other way? Yeah.

98 no longer has his back. Max damage, 10, 10. I mean, that's more than I mean. That's a score. Let me see that. Down the field. It looks like it's going to. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Is everyone. Do trucks win? Trunk's win. Holyoke's win. The Trunton managed to steal it again. The only team from the previous day who had a 4-0 record in addition of the Bloodhawk,

not a flawless victory, but they did quite well. Yes, I agree. They were able to find their momentum in the middle of the game, and they were able to clinch easily at the end. It'll take a lot to bring them down if they continue with this momentum. And that's where we'll end. Thank you, Derek, for putting up with us shenanigans. Thank you for putting up with my shenanigans.

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