lemonparty - 091: Mecca's Most Wanted

Episode Date: July 23, 2024

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Nice. We're in. We got the storm chaser footage. Hell yeah. Devin just watched Twisters. I just watched Twisters. It's retarded and fun. Yeah. It's a retarded fun time. Like all the people who are killed by tornadoes.

Yeah, it's a whole town where there's a devastating tornado every 10 minutes. And people are running at the tornado to get sucked into head. Yeah, they go. No, it's okay Let's do the carnival right now. Oh, no fuck another deadly more deadly wind Mm-hmm, and then dads are just like walking up to it. Like just please take me. Yeah, it's crazy though It really is just like it's we it's funny to like like with a bad guy in a movie is wind. Mm-hmm You know? Yeah. But it was it was fine. It was it was decent. Glenn Powell, I feel like is like a I

he doesn't I don't really I like him, but he's not yeah, something about him is just incredibly bland. I love him. I feel like he doesn't have a penis. Like he has smooth parts like you. Yeah. You two have really changed your tune on this guy. This is amazing. You two, you have flimsy, flimsy. Can I tell you? I owned up to Hitman.

Can I tell you, I rewatched Hitman last week and I didn't want to tell you. I was sweating trying to like it the entire time because I didn't want to give it to you. The last 40 minutes I still like a lot, but the beginning is, it's not good. It never ends. It's just him doing characters. I got caught up in pal mania. Me too. I got swept up.

It's easy too. The guy's a hunk. We were in the theater. This is how you guys find out you're just gay. I'm gay, yeah. We were in that theater with like 20, 70 year old people. I was like, this is the best movie I've ever seen. We had a good time at the theater, so it was deceptive.

Yeah. It was. The problem is, I've been self-isolating for so long that when I go outside to a theater, I go, this is the best day of my life. That was also the first movie I'd seen with older, sophisticated people, and they were laughing and stuff.

So I was like, yeah. I'm like an adult. Yeah. Hell yeah. you know these guys are just as retarded yeah but it stinks it actually kind of sucks as a movie you guys are basically yeah you're like um it's like a virgin getting like bad hooker pussy for the first time and it's like whoa yeah that was unreal that's the tightest pussy of all time and she was holding it together with her

hands so loose you're talking about me my first time. You probably thought it was great, right? No, it was horrific. One of the most depressing moments of my entire life. Devon, can I ask you, did she have a very loose pussy? The process? No, she was unfortunately very young like me. It was much more tragic. I think she was 19 and I was 18.

Yeah, that's how the podcast we fall. It was much more tragic. I think she was 19 and I was 18. Yeah, that's on the podcast. We fall It was brutal. I wandered around a parking lot on off Burbank Boulevard for like 30 minutes being like where where but where are you? Where I walked into the lobby I walked into a Denny's that I thought was attached to the motel It was it was so tragic and then I walk in and she just immediately grabbed my cock and I'm like, oh And then she put like two condoms on my fucking bubblegum cock that couldn't work and she got it She got it hard enough to just make a form and fit in she squeezed the base of it fit into her stinky pussy She had like a fucking she had like a Lenovo think book in a cup playing like fucking Nelly yeah whores are only allowed to

use Lenovo that's it if they try to buy an iPhone the cop show yeah she's playing music on like a yeah like a computer from the library that she took it's also funny that she was 19 but like in terms of life was like 40 years older than you and I just lost weight So I remember sitting in the bed and she was like rubbing my chest and then she goes like handsome man A 19 years old 19 year old who's like, oh honey, yeah over here I know I can she stuck she she had to do all that like she grabbed my dick and then put it in her Mm-hmm And then I was like I I just felt that first feeling

of ever being in a pussy, even if it sucked. And I just immediately came. Yeah. See now this is a better movie than Twisters. It is. This is a movie I'd rather, Tangerine 2. Sean Baker hit me up. Hit up Devin Costner.

I know a thing or two pal. It's just called The fact starring Devin Costa The best part of that day is I got an ice cream cone at McDonald's across the street afterwards I like treated myself after treating myself, but it was just also true. You just ran a marathon Like I deserve something exactly exactly like I've been on a you know, strict diet, right? I had a similar thing I couldn't get a whore cuz I was still religious but I I got the non-whore equivalent, which was an enormous fat woman at a bar. And I did the same thing, couldn't get her,

just shoved my pussy in her, came immediately. And I think I've told this story, I was lying next to her and I lied that I had to drive to San Antonio the next day, so. So you couldn't stay. I was like, I gotta drive to San, I just forgot I have to drive to San Antonio right now. You're so fat, it reminded me, I gotta drive to the fattest city in the United States tomorrow

Thank you for fucking me. I just remembered I'm buying a bull in San Antonio tomorrow. I Forgot yeah, she was big. I like should have tied a rope around her and just like inch my fucking hand No, no, no, like a bull rider. Oh, right. Put one hand in the air. Are you guys, did you guys look into the, I heard you guys talking downstairs about the physics of tornadoes.

Did you look into it after you watched the film to figure out how that shit works? No, all I did was trust the movie and there's one scene where Glenn Powell goes, no one knows how tornadoes are really made. Are you serious? He where Glenn Powell goes no one knows how to make tornadoes are really made Really? No, he says something like no one knows what a tornado even really is But isn't he like a tornado scientist? They know how it like starts and stuff, but they don't I hate listen according to twisters

the new blockbuster What a tornado is no one can figure it out. Yeah. No one has a clue really in the whole movie. I'm not kidding man. I just watched it. I'm not losing my mind. There's a scene where he's driving and he says no one knows what a tornado is.

What if meteorology is such a lame science that everybody who does it is kind of retarded. They're just like, we got no idea. It spins. It kind of was like, that's what he was going to say go up to meteorologist like he's like it's really fucking cool It just been just like when the when the wind is really mean Really mean wind see God gets really angry cuz it's gay people So he makes the wind mean. Yeah, maybe if you met a meteorologist. He's like, yeah, man It's like when you rip a Beyblade yeah and it does that yeah

it's like that's that's same god's doing that which makes sense if you want to become a scientist you're like i want to study like the wind like wind and shit yeah i want to get become a scientist so i could become the weather app you ask a scientist what a tornado is and he puts a glass of water down at a diner and he just spins a spoon in it. Well, you know, Quora Quora, like when you type Quora, you type a question like, why does my penis hurt? Yeah. And then and then and then a guy goes, you have blood cancer. I'm Quora dot com. Yeah.

It's always a guy that's like I was in the Kandahar Valley for nine years because they always list their credentials for some reason. That has nothing to do with answering the question. They're like, I was in the Kandahar Valley for nine years because they always list their credentials for some reason that has nothing to do with answering the question. They're like, I was in the Kandahar Valley, brother. I got one of the most fucked up dicks you've ever seen. You got cancer. My dicks like chewed up. It's microwave. Yeah. Also on Cura, there's apparently like, you know, a bunch of

could possibly life changing advice, but you have to like pay to see the rest of it. Right. You can only ever see the I've never say Yeah, I don't do that. I think people get in a manic state though and they get worried about but regardless There used to be like a FAQ right frequently asked questions and people would just actually go to the Bible Because there is stuff, you know, there's stuff about channels going through, there's rivers and the oceans it says. Yeah, that's a verse in Isaiah or whatever. Yeah, and that's how you know, like a guy, they go, how, that's how you know God's real

because this man lived in a desert, he never saw an ocean and God told him that there were rivers that go through the ocean. Meaning that, remember Finding Nemo? Remember when the turtles go in the thing? Sure, yeah. Very biblical movie. Yeah. Well, I mean, Mar, there's like a biblical movie. Yeah Well, I mean Marlon was played by a Jew so it's kind of he goes I've gotta find my son

I'm a scared and he's a clown like a Catskills comedy is a clown. Yeah, he's a borscht belt Yeah, my son Mordecai also we call him Nemoo so he won't get killed because he's a Jew No, there's another one that's like their circumference of the earth is in the Old Testament so they like oh they like knew They was a ball like you can look at the text then they go. Holy shit They go God told me it was like the shape right like a show or whatever It's a possibility that in a thousand years of scientists is like, yeah We now we scientifically know gay people are evil and hell is real but the Bible told us How come there are flatter through that like how come they thought Columbus was gonna fall off like the earth? They were Italian. They didn't read the Bible

There's completely retarded No, I think I read something that that was kind of a myth like most people didn't think you know, there was like kind of like, you know, the q anon people back then who were like no the earth is flat, but You know kairi erving's family was alive and they thought the earth was flat. But for the most part people Yeah 1400s. They had arm sleeves basketball They had armsleeves. They had basketball. But a lot of people knew that the earth was round when he set sail.

I think I've heard that too. That's a myth that you'd fall off. Right. I don't think anyone was afraid of that at all. I think it was just the idea that you don't know what's out there. I think it was more, he was like, I think there's like, you can go the other way. Like you can go west instead of east and get to, you know, like Russia or whatever. And then they just hit fucking land. But they also weren't the first people like the Vikings hit it first.

That's why they called them Indians because they thought they landed in India. Like they thought they come came back around and we kept it. Yeah. Cause like, cause we kick ass. We fucking roll. Dude, we kick so much ass. I figured out, uh, I recently that Indians actually prefer Indian. They don't want to be called that to indigenous or native. I heard that too. Yeah. They want to be called the American engine. Right. That's what they prefer. I've heard that very interesting. No cuisine.

They were here for 20,000, 25,000 years on the sun and no cuisine. What's that? Mom, they get to a tortilla like tortilla like you know they fry the corn tortillas on like a rock yeah it was their cuisine yeah that's it some some bullshit like that I probably I've seen that in a museum where they're like yeah they spit old you know chewed up corn on this hot rock and they used, their cuisine is fire water. They didn't even thin alcohol, fuck them. No, we used alcohol against them.

Beat it! We were like, you! You! Hello, Mr. Big Coyote Running Man! It was like, you stand on the edge of a cliff, and you just go, woo! And then a tribe, and then you throw it off off and they just like tremors they all go over this Like their Buffalo like they all four thousand Indians go over. Yeah now it really is very it's very funny

How much God clearly hates Indians? Yeah, cuz they got the fire water. They got the diseases. They never invented dude. They didn't invent shit. They had plenty of time, they didn't do anything. They didn't invent the gun. They didn't have beds. Yeah. Get no pillows. Bow and arrows. They have bow and arrows.

No sneakers, what? They did the bow and arrow. And by the way, lighting an arrow on fire, pretty nifty. That's pretty cool. That is pretty badass. Lights the whole fucking wagon train on fire. That's pretty cool Yeah, show some respect. How dare you they sucked there's

Fuck that I'm gonna go to a reservation Go to a reservation. Yeah, you go to a Wendy's and tell all the employees That's but the thing is what's bullshit about them is they go, you know the Native Americans You go to a Wendy's and tell all the employees. Like. They're. They're. They're. That's, but the thing is what's bullshit about them is they go, you know, the Native Americans, they invented this, you take this plant and you rub it on your wound and it disinfects it.

It's like, they didn't invent that. They just, that was trial and error. They didn't invent, they didn't grow that plant. They found the fucking plant and identified it and rubbed it on their wound. Sure. So they didn't like, they didn't grow that plant. They found the fucking plant and identified it and rubbed it on their wound. Sure. So they didn't invent like a car battery or anything, or tires.

Well, we invented that through trial and error too. What are you talking about? Yeah, but what I'm saying is they didn't invent it. What you're saying is you're vicious racists. No, I'm saying they found stuff and then they go, they invented it. They didn't invent, they found a plant. To be fair, most of our inventions come from China.

Like Asian countries would come up and then be like, we would be like, oh, tea and stuff like that. So they were inventing stuff over in China. Yeah, but it was just the Indians were completely left to themselves and you know, were just like straight up retarded or whatever. Yeah, that makes sense. I did Google one time with,

there's a thing with Aboriginal people and I'm not trying to be racist at all where you do look at them and you're like, I'm trying to have a completely open mind and an open heart and I hate racism. But when I look at an Aboriginal person, I go, what's going on there? And I Googled one time I was like I was like why I go I could I do like in a non racist way like why are

Aboriginal people like just that and it's kind of a controversial thing Native Americans are like original people from Australia Australia Yeah, the guys look like the California raisins, you know walking around But it's something I can't ignore I'm sorry they tried to kill Trump. All right, I gotta be honest I gotta speak my truth an Aboriginal guy tried to kill. Yeah, he tried to throw a rock And hit him in the ear. Hey everybody, we're back with our favorite sponsor, Ruby's Flowers. They wanted us to let you know that in 2018, the farm bill was passed in the United States.

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Do not take these products and operate any kind of vehicle. Please ask your doctor before taking these products if you have any health issues or have never taken these products before Thank yous rubies flowers now back to the show. No, and it was like it's literally a thing in like in Paleontology where people are kind of like, yeah, we don't really talk about it But yeah, like aboriginal people like that literally didn't even invent written language like they didn't have an alphabet Yeah anything and some people theorize like well their to believe in that their tool was they were they learned how to work the land So they would actually build the land up to like bring them water or like a herd of you know Kangaroos would go in this tunnel and die and they would eat them

You they existed to have like a really cool picture in like National Geographic On the front page of reddit. Yeah, we invented them So the one of them could be smoking a cigarette and wearing overalls in 1985 You realize some cultures that writing things down was like almost demonic or satanic or a cheap in it They thought that word should be spoken orally and that stories should be committed to memory Which we don't commit anything to memory now Not even like recipes that we do on the regular. Yeah, I guess saved on Pinterest somewhere. I guess that's fair I guess it was just like a thing in my mind where I was like

I'm not like angry about this or anything, but there has to be like one sure There's to be one isolated culture that was kind of like the worst one, right? You know, they oh, sorry No, you go. Well, I've actually read a lot. The remedial class of the world. Sorry. The remedial class of the world. Jason, if I may be racist for a moment. Sure, yeah.

I got some racist after this. Yeah, yeah. Like we're hanging out. I'm holding the racist stick. I get to talk for a while. We're acting like we're on a relay race, not us all holding up a taunt at the same time. I've actually spent a great deal of time

reading about the Aboriginal people. I've actually spent a great deal of time reading about the Aboriginal people as a bit. No, actually, because Campbell talks about it, them a lot in Primitive Mythologies, Volume One of his four part series. He just references them often. They had these magnificent things called a bull roar. Was that it's a B, U, L, L, R, O, A, R, E, R bull roar. What is that? It's a B-U-L-L-R-O-A-R-E-R, bull roar. Okay. So it's this thing that was on a string

and they'd swing it around like this. It would make this crazy like, Iowa and they're just filming themselves between an air conditioning Thing outside white losers who like are like well the Civil War is way too popular I gotta get into something even more retarded somehow from 40,000 years like, I can't get into Indians. What about these weird guys nobody knows? They would do the bull roar and they had this great, because in all these different cultures, they, you know, everybody has like the coming of age moment

when a boy understands that he is now a man. Okay. And he can go out and kill and bring things back to the tribe and everything. We don't really have that in a in America. Unfortunately, like Christians have baptisms, I guess. But it's kind of I don't know the the baptism thing. It's a little flimsy, you know, but because you just you put it you put them under the water and it's like you still keep

touching your penis. Nothing really happens. You still work khakis. Right.akis, nothing changes really. Literally for Americans should be the first time you order off the adults menu at Fuddruckers. Should be your mail ride to the ride of passage. So it feels real for the first, you never actually feel like you're a man. Yeah, no you should walk like, when you turn 13

you should walk in there like you eat, you have to eat 20 ribs without throwing up. Yeah. And then you're a man. That's a Gentiles Bar Mitzvah. Yeah. So they would take a man as a Gentiles Bar Mitzvah. So they would take the boys in the Aboriginal tribes, and I might be fucking this up slightly, but basically it was a. At night, as the sun was going down, they were told that there was a god that would walk throughout the camps.

Yeah. And they would hear this sound and they were told if, you know, if they went outside, like a god would like swallow them up. I've seen that that stuff and I'm on apocalyptic oh yeah okay I haven't seen that movie it's a great move no I know I need to love it and Mel Gibson added so you'd love it just for that yeah sorry it's about a white man that could somehow conduct a bunch of savages to make a great it would be very funny if you watched if we show up in apocalyptic for the first time But then it's like that hour of them marching to the Aztec Empire and then it's just Jews everywhere

It's like space evil space juice control the Mayan Empire The boy once he was of age they would in the night he would come to and the they would uh in the night he would come to and the The men took him and said, you know, the the god is gonna kill you now and they would take him they would hold him down And they take a big rock that they made very sharp like a like a blade of sorts Okay, and they would cut his they've cut his penis and blood would be dripping all over him How would they cut it and they had him blindfolded while they did this by the way and then with the rock they cut his dick

With like which like hamburger hot dog style like how did they cut it dude? I like all day I don't know how they do that stuff. I have no idea. They just give him a Prince Albert Pearson He's like Tommy. He's like Tommy fucking Lee They give him a West Hollywood style cut. Yeah, they would just cut it. There's blood everywhere or whatever. And I think an old man drinks the blood or something. I might be confusing Judaism now. I'm not really sure. But I'm pretty sure this I'll go back and read it tonight and see that I'm

completely wrong. But basically the point is that he would, they would, they go, the God's going to kill you now to be when he's blindfolded, he'd be terrified that he's dying and like going into the abyss, far from man forever. And then they would take the blindfold off and they they would just he just saw some Rafiki looking guy doing this with the bull war. And then he would know it's all fake. And then they then he would now know.

So he he had the bravery like they intimidated him with the most fear He could possibly experience and then revealed to him It was all a charade and now he then to participate in it and then he can go out and so it's like a Santa Claus for You're gonna get genocided or whatever. Yeah, it's like it's like Santa Claus, but he like eats you Basically, and then the original Santa Claus, like the German Santa, like St. Claus. Oh, was that like a demonic figure, like a Mephisto type of guy?

That might honestly be a movie I saw that's not true, but I think so. Oh, the one with David Keckner and shit? Yeah, there was like, it was Santa, and then there was Black Peter, who was black, but then he would steal children away. The naughty kids, he would steal them. Oh, okay them okay yeah cuz they do all the stuff in the picture he goes you're coming to Magic City with me yeah yeah I don't know nothing about these people I

actually learned about these cultures you guys are actually fucking ignorant of everything you well they're dead and gone everything you well they're dead and gone. If they were so they're dust in the wind. Occasionally I walk through, you know, a Pachanga casino and I go farewell. You'll all be gone soon too. That's your day's your day's a number. Long ago, they're gone. They could possibly be the dust of stars.

You look up into the sky and you can see them winking back. They've been gone for billions of years. They have sick names. Like I watch reservation shit sometimes to laugh. And, no I'm kidding. But their names are awesome. The guys name will be like Edward Looksgood the third. Yeah.

Like they have, you know. I like that. I love when there's an Indian guy in a movie and he's literally credit is like James You know runs with wolf Feathers yeah, that's pretty cool. Yeah. Yeah, there's anybody ever gonna Indian name, but his name is like it's like Johnny Bravo It's Danny watches spongebob with fucking

My my Indian name is Hitler gay guy for 2069. They have like cod tags. Danny Jacks is dick. I got a lot of 1488. I got a lot of racist thoughts that I can't explain that are what, but it is because I'm ready. Welcome to my world. Just an ignorant American. Like for example, when I picture, you know, we have fun here. It's like you go to a movie, drink, hang out, go to a thing, Disney, whatever.

You know, we got all sorts of stuff. Go to a concert. When I picture anybody from another shitty country, and you know what I mean when I say shitty country, is just, we get it. Yeah, a place without white people. Maybe. Yeah, I'll let you say that.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. When they have fun, I picture everybody just dancing around a fire. And that's their big night. It's just them going like, Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi,

That makes sense. Yeah. That's like, I just, that's like literally. And that's every. I just picture people. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, And I'm like, in my mind, I'm like, yeah, I mean, we got, you can fuck into the AMC,

we can go get hammered at the yard house. But when I think of other people having fun outside of America, they're just like, oh, there's fire. Yay. And everybody in that, like, they're best scientists in the world. Everyone's there. I even picture people in like, you know, before I went to London, I pictured them doing that too

guys in like bowler caps Fire mate, there's fire. Can I challenge your worldview because well real quick another racist thought Oh, go ahead. Is that when I'm watching a commercial? For like Verizon, but if it's in Spanish, although that must be like the shitty phone They give them I, it has different hardware in it. It's some sort of, it's just an embedded American, I just go, well the commercial's in Spanish, it must suck. And that's fucked up. Yeah, can I tell you, I didn't even, I've thought that for years, I didn't even ever think

of that as being racist. You only said that in for five seconds, I go no well Devon. That's true Yeah, and I go I don't why don't know yeah, but it is it is probably true like I think sometimes I you know if a Mexican guy can't speak any English. I think his phone is different Like he pulls out his phone And it looks like something from a David Cronenberg movie. That can't be an iPhone. Yeah.

That's... It's like a phone made out of bones and human tissue somehow. I would love to, because you're talking about the guys around the fire and they're going ... I don't even mean Native Americans, like you're doing. I mean, they're just like These guys Cuz I'd love to do you believe that these types of cultures and just although this to you too. Sure these types of cultures Do you believe they're more in tune with themselves and their soul? And like, you know, the suicide rates are lower.

I think we all agree about that. Right. And like there are you believe that they're more in tune with like the universe and whatnot? Native Americans, they're more at peace. No, I'm just the people just imagine some country with a hey, like a round of fire. Simple things. They go with at peace. No, I'm just the people. Just imagine some country with a hey, it's like a round of fire. Simple things. They go with fire warmth. That's amazing. We're having a celebration tonight. Okay. Whereas we go like, bub, we got electricity.

Come on, come on. You too. Yeah, we're all gonna watch pornography together. Can I tell you, that I've literally recently changed on that because I used to kind of think like, Oh, well, the reason people are evil and mean is because of society and industrialization. And if you were, you know, I had this idea, like if you were connected to the earth, and you didn't live

in the society, you would be totally fine. And then I actually was like, is that true? And I looked it up one day and then read about American Indians just committing genocide like in the fucking 14 There's like I think it's the Iroquois tribe in Canada killed like 30,000 people in one day Yeah, just like buried him in a fucking mass grave. Yeah, and then I was like, oh no I think people are just like inherently Yeah, there's even a thing but they could have genocided them because like they oh no, I think people are just inherently. There's even a thing.

But they could have genocided them because they were bad. Right, like they were Jewish or something. No, no, no, I'm just saying if they were bad, they could have, this tribe of people, they're suicidal maniacs. They invented C4 and they were strapping it to themselves and running at us on wild, like on wild horses. Doing the like, ah la la la la la la.

Yeah, that type of thing. They could have been doing that and they had to take them out. Could be fair, but I kind of generally think that was probably the more peaceful tribe was just getting their heads cut off with big rocks. Yeah, that might be the case. And pushed in a thing.

That's why I don't really like, I've never been into the whole other cultures thing. Right. Because when you go visit, like, I've always had this idea that like if you start getting really like you go on your Anthony Bourdain shit and you walk up to a call, you know, some village and you know, they just they live outside and this is the umbrellas of their roof and stuff. Yeah. You always walk up and to be respectful, they always need you to eat a fucking rat

that was shit out from a horse and that's their delicacy. And then the guide that brings you there goes, if you don't eat this shit-covered rat, they will really hate you. If you don't eat this, they're gonna rape every woman here. And you have to go, oh wow. And a guy that's like walking on all fours goes,

he's like, ah, he's coming here, ah. You go to take a bite and the guy's like, wait, wait, wait, it's not done. And then that guy on fours has to shit on top of the rat. He jacks off on the rat. He goes, no, he goes, dinner is served. He fucks the rat in front of the cubs. And I, my whole life I've always been like,

that's why I'm not gonna travel really, cause like, I've seen that moment too many times, not gonna be me, pal, I'm not gonna like be like peer pressured into eating some piece of shit. Someone asked me if I wanted to fly to Peru and I said, no thanks, I've seen Indiana Jones. Not on my watch. I don't really feel like you need to travel much,

just go to New York and walk into some borough. And they got guys in New York cooking those big rats that they have from South America. Have you seen pictures where people go, look I'm at Machu Picchu, and you go what? Exactly, what do you need that for? Go to the Bronx retard. You walked upstairs for an hour?

What's wrong with you? And then you accidentally kick over like one of the parts of the stairs and now all the locals kill you Because that was a desecrated it no little go like I went to Nantucket and I saw I was like Oh the history of the Wampanoag people in the whaling industry. That's cool Now I'm gonna walk into this firebird sub shop real quick Firehouse a nice juicy firehouse sub and think about all the Horrific Indian lives I just heard about well I was trying to make a case for these people where I feel like they are more in tune with the because I mean you look at

They like the Egyptians built the pyramids right and they like or you look at Stonehenge or something pyramids, right? And they, like, or you look at Stonehenge or something like that. Right. And they're somewhat evolved in a way that they're trying to organize themselves around the universe rather than trying to insert themselves in it. Like the way we create vaccines,

or we're like trying to pump smog out of the air that we put into, or like try to, like we're not trying to rid our waste that's going in the ocean. We're figuring out a way to get the shit going in the ocean, we're figuring out a way to get the shit out of the ocean and we're just gonna shoot it into space. Like we're not trying to, the way the Native Americans

were like you take care of the land and it takes care, we're not into that at all. We're like how can we have a quick fix? I think also like American Indians I was reading would do like mass burns that would just like, you know, to like kill Buffalo and it would just like burn down, you know, like the state of Wyoming and shit like that.

Well maybe some of them, you know, weren't the brightest, but, you know, who's to say? I will say this though. I think all of those people, you know, from, look, from Des Moines to Timbuktu, Sure. you got a bunch of people who understood there was a spirit world rising. They understood that there were that there are demons in the world.

They believe in like an evil, maleficent force. Sure. That they believe in the world around them. Yeah. Yeah. Native Americans will be like, don't go in those woods. That's why all you white people are going missing because there's actually like spirits there that'll take you to another dimension and stuff I don't know

It's just if they are actually more because they seem like happier people and they seem more well-adjusted They don't take their own life. They don't Become 900 pounds. They don't You know, they don't kill their entire family and then hang themselves in the garage. Sure, because they don't have rope. Literally, how are they gonna kill themselves? Throw a big rock in their hair?

Yeah, that's a lot of fucking, that's a lot of tails. The guy just goes, whoa! Maybe Native Americans are suicidal, but they always just try to jump off their teepee. It's just not tall enough. He just lands on his feet and he's fine. Yeah, he's got a big Yeah, a big like rolled up belief that he's using as a bullhorn like do not to do it No, it's just every culture that's supposedly more in tune with themselves in the universe

They believe in an afterlife and all these things because and then we don't believe in those things as a culture And then we are like killing ourselves and poisoning ourselves and poisoning in the earth so I don't know can I tell you I what I think is very interesting Ben I think it's shaped by the world around us and if you look at the only kind of relatively spiritual thing we've created like our whole last 50 years of people is the idea of like oh what if we're in computers like what if this whole thing's a computer it's a simulation simulation theory is like the only thing close to some type of like greater Oh, what if we're in computers like what if this whole thing is a computer? It's a simulation simulation There's like the only thing close to some type of like greater spiritual thing that we've come up with

We're living fast and dying hard. Okay, and listen how fucking long can you watch? The fucking the leaves in a blow in the wind How many times can you look up into the sky pretend you're having this big spiritual moment? Is it all about so then kill yourself if it's all about the afterlife? Yeah, what is the point? How many times can you look up into the sky and pretend you're having this big spiritual moment? Is it all about, so then kill yourself if it's all about the afterlife. What is the here and the now, buddy? Okay, wanna know what that is?

We're going to the Century City Mall today. See, now this is what's funny. He's an angry Buddhist. He just doesn't know it, because that's Zen, my friend, living the moment. How long do we have to pretend to just keep sitting in the moment? I imagine him dressed up like a monk and he goes to MacGuffin's day.

He has a shaved head. Devin thinks I'm the first monk that orders an AMF. Yeah, Devin. Devin thinks Sam Sarr is an Indian restaurant in the Century City. No, you know what I mean? Like sometimes it feels like navel gazing with the spirituality. Like we get it, it's a beautiful day,

the wind is blowing, we're in the middle of nowhere, the trees are beautiful. So it is beautiful though. Right, but after a while I get bored. I do. It's not that amazing. No, but that's the physical world, which belongs to the the Archons and the Demiurge.

They're whispering in your ear going, Devin, Devin, go, go back inside. Go Jack off to Gianna Michaels again, which is great. And I have a great time every time. And you're very present in the moment. I'm always in the moment. These people, it's just enough already. You know, it's like it's it's it's it's it's it's trying to make.

That's the funny thing about woke liberal people, though, is they go, these cultures are so beautiful and they're like, yeah, if you believe in an afterlife or God, you're retard. It's like, well, then what about all these all these beautiful cultures wearing the sheikies and Native American, they all believe. But they actually believe these cultures,

like they look at these cultures like ant farms if we're being serious. Like if they look at like the UN as like going to a zoo and being like, oh, those are very, that's a very beautiful person behind that glass box. Yeah, we're talking about people that, they didn't even feel this themselves. They had to eat mushrooms to have like TV.

Their big entertainment is they're fucking drug addicts. Okay? These fucking, You're saying that. They're drug addicts. Smoking opium, smoking reefer in their tents. They still need substances to make that fucking sunset feel like God.

Because if they didn't have that, they go, this sucks, I'm gonna walk to the fucking Applebee's. Yeah, every civilization throughout time has had a deep desire to get fucked up somehow. Literally in Africa, there's people pissing and shitting in a bottle to inhale jenkum to get fucking high. Yeah, they need to get high. Throughout society, people need to get high everywhere. And here's society people need to get hot. He has another hot take I think prayer is a waste of time

Any God that needs me to fucking waste time out of my day to like, you know be like hey, I love you again Fucking get over it fucking nerd you know Fag in the sky. I'll be there soon. Jesus Christ. Give me a break. Can I have fun to have to stop everything I'm doing? Can we examine the pussy game of the Native Americans real quick cuz I gotta give them props on that because they did believe in They had like a monogamy light. Mm-hmm. So they were Polly. They're all poly. No, they were with a bitch but like if you'd be in a teepee at night and So you'd wake up and some bitch would come in like it'd be like your brother's Wife or like some guy's wife in the tribe

Yeah, just come in and just start sucking your hog and twisting it and cranking it and they would just ride you as you're sleeping You don't even know who it is and you just like bust inside her and then she would just leave Mmm, but it wasn't like a big deal like everybody was chill back there That's another thing casual sex was a real problem amongst these people. It sounds like they were desperately in need for an escape. Sounds like they needed some fucking bun. Yeah, yeah. Because you could look at that. You could look at our current culture and be like, all these polyamorous people,

you're out of touch with God. After a while, it gets all thrown a carpet on the back of a horse and riding around all day. Yeah, I can guarantee you there was Indians who were jacking off nine times a day You think so just jacking off in the way in the creek I think there was an Indian that looked like me who would just run off into the woods and just start you know They wouldn't see him for nine hours I'm genuinely pretty fascinated by Native Americans and the history of the country and stuff and I think they're awesome But like yeah, listen how much you gonna learn from a fucking dandelion like coming apart in the wind we get it Wow amazing

It's cool a couple times Let's let let's let it go time to integrate into society Go to this land. I got for you. It's very nice land. We've built roads It was cool that they were all every Native American was built like Lil Wayne, which is really cool Yeah, they're all five four and just jacked and like they could climb walls like spiders. Yeah Yeah, they were drinking a meat out of a double cup They've for they've firma. Yeah, fermented squash in a double styrofoam cup. I would go show them I go you don't need to train year-round to kill a fucking elk. Yeah, it would blow their heads off by the thousands

Drive to San Francisco chief a fucking elk. Yeah. It would blow their heads off by the thousands. Drive to San Francisco, chief. Okay. Look to your right. Look to your left. We're blowing cows heads off. You don't. It's not.

You don't need to have a big hunt. There's plenty of food to go around. Oh my God. That's a great zombie film kind of idea where there's a remote tribe we find on an island somewhere like 20,000 like Comanche Indians Mm-hmm, and we bring them and we take them to San Francisco to like study them on a big ship and they like commit mutiny And when they land in San Francisco, they just go out in the city and they just start killing homosexual guys And start pushing people up

The people in San Francisco see him and they're like, well that guy's got a bone through his nose. So Like get liberal guys. They surrender immediately liberal guys are walking up like it's my jug you is right there Just stab me right there Yeah, they would just think for a guy with a bone through his skull they would just think tribesmen are into like BDSM Yeah, they go to the Folsom Street piss fare They'll imagine one of them riding through like on a horse through the gay street where they all drink pee and do parades and they're just walking like gay guys

heads off that are dressed in leather drinking piss. Like the second planet of the Apes. There's a guy jumping on a tank. Dude, that'd be so kick ass riding through like Lord of the Rings style. Just cutting them in half. It would also be very fun if we brought these like insane savages and they went in San Francisco

and they saw all the gay people and then they just started swimming back to their Just like we you know we eat children and this is insane It'd be a great fucking zombie movie style thing because then Yeah, I mean if you get Russell Crowe just like he's a I'm seeing him kind of as the protagonist of the film Yeah, he's a sharpshooter. Riding around a rascal scooter with a rifle. He's so, Devin put on a Russell Crowe movie last night that was on that. What a hunk of shit.

Which one? He's so fat. I don't know, it just popped up. It doesn't even have a name. It just like has a barcode. Oh, I think it says. It's called 57. It's called number 57.

Isn't it called like land not bad or bad not yeah and land not good yeah it has it just came up first on the land of bad yeah you can see you can see every take every take starts with every take starts with Russell Crowe slamming a beer and then throwing it over his shoulder he's fucking fat as fuck in the movie. He's huge, I love him dude. He did literally, he doesn't give so much of a shit, he gives so little of a shit, he did two exorcism movies

within four months of each other. He did them back to back. He's killing it, he's been taking pictures with Johnny Depp, him and Johnny Depp are like on the south of France like hooking themselves up to like wine and IV drips and shit and they're just floating. And it looks like it looks like russell crowe it looks like russell crowe is sucking the blood and cells out of johnny depp johnny depp he's starting to look like one of the skeletons from pirates of the caribbean i know he looks like the lady on the front of the

ship he looks really fucked up crowe's the best fat because he's getting the philip sumer hopman fat where you're not fat in the chest you're just fat in the belly yeah just all he stays here he's getting the type of fat where you can't look at the ground anymore because you would fall over on your face his tits aren't fat at all he he I mean he'll literally go on interviews and talk about how he's like his method for like binge drinking Yeah, he knows how to do it. He's a legend. What's the what's the method? He's got down He talks about he gets a big cooler full ice so it's don't doubt that he fills with passion fruit takes Patron

Pours it over the ice lets it melt for 30 minutes And then he just keeps drinking that with ice and then half water so he's hydrate He's so fat that he's like I'm not drinking a fucking glass of water after I'm blitzed I need to mix the water into my boo. Yeah. Yeah as I'm going it's efficient. Yeah Interesting and that's that makes sense keeps his body lubed up. Yeah, he treats it like like a Like a Toyota engine. Yeah, and then it's all it's like it kills two birds with one stone Cuz after he like punches a woman he just puts his fist in the same ice Everybody thinks he's drinking like a jungle juice, but just Yeah, that is a good idea though Ben I mean the the whole like like a liberal city like like taking in like tribe

Isn't it a great idea? They're like, we're being really great that they just all get slaughtered. I would love to see every, some would say that's happening all around the fucking world. Really? Yeah.

Devon goes on Tucker Carlson tomorrow. Well, that is true, Tucker. We need to keep our kindergartens safe from these stabbing faggots. Tucker, I'm also obsessed with every child's penis in America. Tucker, there's certain cultures that come with a knife in their hand,

and we need to keep them away. Tucker Carlson's like, whoa, okay. Even he's like, holy shit. Whoa, I just wanna talk about Zens and pretend I didn't grow up a billionaire son. That's the weird thing about Tucker Carlson guests and like those like where it's like they come on and like they talk about like, the guests will talk about like how to raise children in America or whatever and then like they don't have fucking kids

Yeah, it's like what the fuck are you talking about? No, the little thing I'm starting to get offended about but you don't know anything Tucker doesn't have kids No, no Tucker does people come on and they say like how to raise children. It's like you don't have kids What are you thinking about kids all day and how people raise them? Like my little fucking weird pedophile. My little Yiannopoulos will come on and be like, I mean, they want to, you know, make kids gay. It's like you're fucking children right now. What are you talking about? So this is the great idea, by the way, real side note, real funny side.

It would be really funny if Devin went on Tucker Carlson. He just talked about too lazy to try three. Yeah, Tucker gets really into it. Tucker goes, wait, wait, so you're not too lazy to try for three hours. Tucker gets really into it. And Tucker goes, wait, wait, so you're not too lazy to try. This is all you talk about pretty much? You're like, that's right. Yeah, right. That's right.

He did a great piece on Callan this week. That's correct, Tucker. Also, I don't know if you saw that Brian Callan recently spoke out about his time on Louder with Crowder. And then Tucker- Do you keep bringing the conversation back to Too Lazy to Try? And then Tucker goes, you going to P.F. Chang's, bro?

But the point of the film that we need to make where the, I would love to see every pedophilic school teacher in San Francisco get fuckin' launched into the ocean with some primitive catapult of some kind. I would love to see them burn all the buildings. Yeah, you know what you're kinda describing is. Scalp them.

Have you ever seen Escape from New York or Escape from LA? Kurt Russell. Oh. The John Carpenter, but it's basically him. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like dystopian, but like New York's full of like black people playing basketball,

but like using the basketball as a weapon. And LA's full of like, there's a plastic surgeon. Wesley Snipes is in it, right? Yeah, I think so, yeah. But you want that for San Francisco, is what you're saying. Yeah, because it actually, unfortunately, I thought it was just a talking point for a while, and then I saw the videos of just like thousands of men drinking pee

and getting pride parades and like sitting in big bowls of pee. All of that women with mushroom haircuts are shitting and pissing on them. We can clean up. It's like Mario Brothers, really. It looks like the John like was Amo Mario Brothers movie. We could clean up every liberal shithole in this country. Yeah. If we paid Gigi ping to visit it, like what Gigi, we give him a tour. We go, just please just come. Time to come to New York. Time to come to say every city will be cleaned up.

That ruled because it was already our leader. They did nothing for 40 years. And then he visited San Francisco and Gavin Newsom had like a blunder bus. Yeah. Streets. They just they cleaned everything up so quickly. Yeah, just turning homeless guys in the mist. Yeah. If they, dude, and imagine this too, because the Comanche in Act Two,

the military's gonna come in, they're gonna lose immediately, and then the Comanche are gonna take over like fighter jets and drones, and A1 Abrams tanks, like shit from World War II. Yeah, that's another thing with Native Americans though. They can never get enough, they get your own hair. Right?

Yeah. Right. No, you're right. Back me up here, right? Oh, folks. It's pretty funny to imagine them holding up all their scalps of like blue haired ladies from San Francisco.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Just a big rainbow pelt across their horse on the side. haired ladies from San Francisco. Just a big rainbow pelt. Yeah. Across their horse. They're just like, ah,

this woman smells like shit. Yeah. Her pussy stinks like shit. The guy that scalped all of them comes back to the tribe and he gets killed for being gay, for bringing back gay hair. I would love to see Roxanne gay at some point act one of the movie.

She steps, she said they would use every part of the Roxanne. Yeah, they killed her like a buffalo. They hang her meat, they hang her meat on wires and smoke it so they could last through the winter. You would see it, you would see an Indian using one of her kneecaps like a canoe going through the ocean. There's an episode of Alone where a guy kills Roxane Gay and he lives off of her for the whole winter. Do you know when Roxane Gay dies, she actually falls to the bottom of the ocean and it creates a coral reef?

I would love to see her in the movie. She steps out of an LGBTQ bookstore, which is a bookstore that just sells sells child pornography. Right. Right. You should be like, Hmm. Right. She steps out of that store into the street with like two submachine guns and she's firing like this as they're just riddling her with bullets and she just keeps somebody hits. They finally, they shoot her kneecap and she explodes.

Her edema. Yeah her fire You see her and she goes oh no Just a whole block take it out no you go to a super wide bird's-eye view shot of San Francisco I see a huge explosion. Yeah, it's like Akira. It's white It's a white half bubble that expands across the city Someone CGI Roxanne gay and jaws were that instead of throwing the scuba tank into his mouth. They throw Roxanne gay his leg He just jokes Yeah, it's Quinn seeing Roxanne gay walk down the street and share Brody's like, she's gotta be at least 450. He goes, 550.

You're mixing it with Jaws now. I'm down for this. 2025, we were talking about Jaws. Oh yeah, no I know. No, but now you're merging it with the Comanche movie. Yeah, well we got, you know, you write a lot and then you cut out the fat later on. Sure, sure.

You ever see the eyes of a shitty author? Dead eyes. They're hunting Roxane Gay. Sure, you ever see the eyes of a shitty author? You ever seen you ever seen pure grifter eyes Sales are down for Roxanne. She I don't know anything about her She did not I would not remember her if you didn't we didn't do lemon party you bring her up Every few months. Well, I got her I got her burned into my brain I have a vision board for like people I want want to die and like in a year's time. And like, I just, I just, I cut her out in a magazine, just like glue it. Bored to fit other people in is what she's still up to.

She's up to her old trick. She got a bunch of money for all the books she wrote about how great it is to be a great big fat lady. And then she used the money to get surgery to not be fat anymore. Oh, did she? Oh, she's not fat. She got the stomach tide. What did she do? And she got the staples.

That's right. Wow. She got something and she lost a shit load of weight. She's like, she's like, but it's still good to be really fat. And then she kind of lost all her steam. And then she published a book this year, which was just her medium articles. And no one cared about it, which is very funny for her to be posting on medium. Right. Or honey, this is not the website for you.

Your articles fit on the website. But yet she didn't make New York Times bestseller list. And I think they had to cancel her a book tour. Yeah. Which is really funny. That's very sad. Because the grip is over sweetheart.

Yeah. You can't, you can't cancel people anymore. You can't. And also your cousin, Claudine Gay, made a real mess of that whole thing over at Harvard. Who's she? Yeah, what did she do again? She was the Wakanda Forever lady at Harvard. Oh, that was her?

They're related? Yeah, yeah. That's her cousin, Claudine Claudine gay oh I swear to God I'm not making up a joke it's the gays it's Roxanne and Claudine sure right like the clumps yeah yeah which is funny they're both so bad like cuz Claudine her thesis or whatever they found that she plagiarized right which it's like oh but why didn't you hit up your cousin Roxanne to write it for you at the very least? It's like she can't write either.

So you guys are both, I don't know what she's doing now. The rupee cowers of the world and all those people, they're all kinda flailing, right? No, Rupee's actually. Rupee's doing well? Yeah, she's doing very well. She's doing very well. Are you serious?

God damn it, I hate to hear that. She's stunk. Yeah, her and Sarah Cooper have kind of been like, you know, like a little like going underground for a little bit, but they're coming out with a vengeance. Yeah, dude, if you create something that every white woman wants on their coffee table, I mean, it's a game set match. Rupi Cowher, they acted like was one of the greatest

poets of her time, and then it would be like, you know, milk is creamy and honey is sweet. How could I grow vegetables out of my pussy if it never got rain? He looked at me, he looked at me. I ran, rupee cower. That is not wrong, it's pretty much it. They're like children, it's remedial horseshit.

It should be written in finger paint. It's literally a book that white women finish and they close and they go, I'm gonna fake me too, my ex-boyfriend. I'm gonna move to Santa Fe and me too, my ex. I'm gonna me too a man who dumped me because I gained 500 pounds while we were dating. You gained 500 pounds in three months.

In three months, yeah, Just eating Roxane Gay books. Yeah, what if you found her media deal and she gets paid three wings a word? She had some Roxane Gay book club or something, some ridiculous horse shit where she would approve a book every month, but it was just funny. She clearly doesn't even read. Right. Because she'll criticize books and shit.

And like you'll read her reviews on, you know, good reviews dot com. It's, you know, hard to read when you're digesting. Yeah, you go. Yeah. Her book club is exhausting. Yeah. Her book club is this week, the Cheesecake Factory menu. cake factory menu. Every, every book she recommends is always by like a, it's always by like a gay Japanese woman and you look up the gay Japanese woman who wrote the book and she looks like an elderly Japanese man.

Yeah. I don't even know what we're doing. Right. And you figure out her, her dad is called called like the wolf of like Shenzhou province. He like he like cut the pussy off of every woman in the 19. He was the head of like unit seven thirty one or whatever. He owns every microchip in China. He invented doing live vivisections on human beings, tying them like house flies to a cold metal slab and cutting them open with scissors.

My dad, you know, we're middle class. My dad made money selling scientific secrets to the US military after World War II. And I wrote this book called The Colorful, The Asian Guy Who Was Inward. I don't know. They wasn't ridiculous names for these books. I can't even think of what it's always like the, I don't know. It's like always like the, it's called like get kimchi carnival or something like that. Literally.

I'm not kidding. It's like a kind of a racist name. We go, interesting. Huh? Did Anthony come here, right? This or a woman with a useless degree from somewhere Yeah, she has an Amazon Kindle. She just downloads menus Just reading different menus And then you read the book that she recommends like you read it on like Google Preview and then she'll be like I the book that she recommends, like you read it on like Google Preview, and then she'll be like, I remember when I was seven years old,

we moved to Palo Alto, and someone in elementary school said, everybody wang chung tonight. And I completely lost my mind. And I realized I was the only child who someone was ever mean to. I misinterpreted the things every single person goes through as happening to just me.

People don't understand how detrimental starving Marvin was. Also, yeah. Also, if you do not give Israel $500 billion, I will kill myself. Dude, do Asians get mad about that, that everybody was kung fu fighting? But I think that's by it. Is that a black guy or a Chinese guy? I believe it's by a black gentleman Yeah, because black people got really into kung fu. Oh they did

Yeah, like if you listen to like Wu Tang or anything like that, there's a lot kung fu. They got into kung fu so they put they they got into like actual like like could like when New York City was really bad and like the like 70s and 80s Could would you get jumped by a guy who like could do? It was a thing like the 70s was yeah, they started like, you know, like karate and all that type of shit Yeah, and there would be like, you know black dojos that would start up and she took over for everybody Yeah, everyone was obsessed if I was a scared white guy in like the suburbs

I would be fucking terrified in the 70s if it was cash on that every black guy in the city was learning kung fu Yeah, I'd be fucking terrified. I'd be locking all my doors Yeah, if I was like a jumpy racist guy living out in the burbs Like you thought out you thought a brother was about to do like the five finger. It's a deadly combination It's a debt dude if you're what the day that black people join forces with the liquor store owners. It's it's an alliance that could really. Yeah. Well, I mean, take anyone down.

What do you look at? The greatest UFC fighter probably of all time is like John Jones. So super athletic black guy plus, you know, karate. Like that's a insane combination. That guy could do cocaine, get drunk and then like be the best fighter in the world if karate is really such an incredible Thing by the way, which is I hear it's like a superior blah blah blah sure You never see like a guy who's really kung fu make it into the NFL and he can like do like crazy kung fu moves and like Like what's going to tackle him and he runs up the guy who's tackling him?

He does a backflip over him you would think he would have been like the greatest running back of all time or something I'm not even doing a bit and wouldn't that make because he could run over people like tiptoeing across their helmets all the way to The end zone you like crotch do it tiger. Yeah Right bill parcels is like mr. Magoo It's they it's the guy catching the the field goal like jumps 80 feet up into the air and snatches the football. You think a guy that could like grab a fly out of somebody's hand will be able to just be the greatest wide receiver. But then a black guy runs literally a four one forty and you know.

Yeah. Yeah. But like a lineman, if you learn kung fu, couldn't he do like the five finger death punch? We have ever tried to convert sumo wrestlers into NFL linemen? That could be an interesting thing. In the famed movie The Replacements with Gene Hackman they had that.

My favorite Gene Hackman movie. Amazing, but much better than French Connection that piece of shit. I'm watching a double. I'm watching a double feature, French Connection, The Replacements. The Replacements. I'm watching a double feature, French connection, the replacement. The replacements.

It says, yeah, 280 pound former amateur sumo wrestler from Japan became a... Hitotoro Hanada. He transferred to Colorado State in 2023. He's six foot six, 650 pounds. Good. What? But he never played in the NFL. He's just trying to. Oh, like Yasuokichi. Some say the six six hundred fifty pound sumo wrestler

Be a good offensive lineman Sucks with the googling that's probably not real. Yeah, that's gonna get guy in Street Fighter or something Yeah, people are just saying that he would be good in the NFL, but some of them do yeah That kicks ass. I mean it makes sense. I've like, I've always like heard that they're like, actually insanely strong. Yeah, they are. Yeah, I've always thought, ever since I saw the famed movie, The Replacements with Gene Hackman,

they would be in the NFL. They're even, they're actually. Okay, so I watch you The Conversation, and then the Gene Hackman, Jennifer Love, Hewitt comedy from 2003. So I think tonight we're gonna do LeHain, and then The Replacements. So what, what, what three colors movie should we watch with the replacements

Yeah, apparently some guys in the NFL try to go over to Japan to see if they could take on sumo wrestlers guys Who are really good offensive line? Yeah. Mm-hmm. So yeah, I know they've brought rugby players over and like some of them have successfully Played in the NFL was that in there the Gene Hackman Success there might have been there might have been there's a soccer player who's the kicker. Oh, yeah the fucking Man that I love that guy. I love that movie the Fame movie the replacements. I love that film doesn't have Keanu Reeves Keanu Reeves is working on a boat he he took a he you know He threw a horrible game in the national championship in college and his confidence went downhill Yep, but Gene Hackman always kept an eye on him and now there's a big there's a strike and all the real football players

Are not playing and so Gene Hackman puts together a team of rag-tag guys rag-tag guys Doesn't he wear a pork pie hat? the whole movie like he's like Vince Lombardi I Remember that movie was on TNT. I think every night every single night. Yeah, yeah Bless you Ben Thanks, buddy. I was a bigger fan of the movie I forget what it's called where Tony Danza was a garbage truck driver who played for the Eagles because he was really good at kicking Do you remember that? Oh, wasn't that what like invincible was kind of based on? Yeah. Yeah, I thought that was invincible, right?

Was Tony Danza in an Eagles movie? No, there was an earlier that Tony Danza made a really shitty version of invincible. Oh, yeah Tony Danza garbage man kicker. Yeah. Right there. Forget the garbage. It was it's literally called the garbage picking field goal kicking Philadelphia. She's a good shit. It dude. It's you know how it's bad. It's an hour and 18 minutes long. Oh, it's a Disney movie. It was on Disney. Oh, was it weird. It's like watching Disney as a kid and you got to look at Tony Danza.

That's weird. You see Tony Danza's huge cock pressed into football pants? They were like, alright enough of these old guys with fucked up faces, we gotta get Sweet Life of Zack and Cody and shit on here. We've been scaring children. Can we end this episode with a our of our to the Our of war Shoshana to the to the studio. Oh

Yeah, we're moving this is probably I think this is the last episode wherever record Well, we're gonna do a patreon patreon.com slash lemon party after this we're gonna record Patreon, but then it's over. We're moving it over to the yeah I guess oh shout out to at your Arma's who's building it out right now and it's almost done yeah go to Instagram at yarmul's y-a-r-m-l-e-s he will do the greatest work for you that has ever been done if you want anything made, a table, a fucking home. Yeah, the studio looks insane. Talented person. We can't wait to show it off. Yeah.

Yeah. It's gonna be a whole new vibe. It's gonna be a whole new vibe over there. I'm already calling it the Yarmul Studio. Yeah, it's the Yarmul Studio. The Yarmul Studio because this guy is, he's unbelievable, he's an angel from heaven. Mm-hmm And I mean that with no sense of irony is one of the greatest people I've ever met go to his YouTube channel

I Believe it's YouTube comm plus your armals and his Instagram is Instagram at yarmul's I think YARM. Yes He's got a lot of cool building videos on there master craftsman Truly the the most I mean I've said it but like it's unbelievable what the guy can do people throw on the word goat a lot. He's the goat He's actually the goat. Yep He that looks really cool, too. He's awesome looking. He's fun. He's funny. He's great He's he's just the best and he's he building the studio the time. Every time I'd go down there and he's covered in solace and stuff,

he'd be listening to Opie and Anthony on a phone, just blaring it over. So the fucking man. We talked about Opie and Anthony a lot. Yeah. So that that studio was made while someone was listening to Opie and Anthony. So at its core, those it has sound waves have soaked in. The soul has been like cooked into the building Uh-huh, it was made with tender love and care, right? Yeah, do you guys? Any any last words before we get out of here anything?

Anything you want to say to the people? Maybe too hard. We were too hard on Native American people. I think they're they're unbelievable and they got a bad deal I tried to defend them the whole time. You guys viciously attacked them like usual. Well, you bring energy to this. I just love giving you what you love. Wow, this is so funny. You guys are acting like you're, no, no, no, no.

You're the progenitors of the racism of the show. But let me be very clear on that. Really? I think the last patron you were talking about how white people are being erased Did I say that? I was starting to wonder what show I'm on. Yeah, it was close to come on. I never said that that's insane. That's absurd I think you said I think you said no, I think you said the terms under attack under attack. I did not

Crazy yeah, he did August 10th August 10th at the Virgil me and Connor are doing a stand-up show by the way, yeah 730 and but by the way I never said that and the other thing is I will defend myself real quick cuz that black Israelite was racist as shit to me Because I'm sure I'm a white guy guy Yeah, and I'm fucking sick of it. Yeah, and I actually I saw a thing on Twitter by the way of That was really fucked up where it was a casting call that went out And some guy DM this to me on Twitter actually someone who listens to the show Try to get me going. Mm-hmm. It was a casting call. found where it said everyone can apply, it said everyone except Caucasians.

Which is fucked up. What was the role for? We're being treated like how hookers treat black guys. What? I forgot that's the role of hookers. What if everybody's upset the audition was for Martin Luther King Jr. It is funny, like it is funny, Liv, you looked at a call, like a casting sheet.

Oh yeah. And it said like, no blacks. And you'd be like, Jesus. But the black Israelite, again, you know, people, I made this point last episode, people are serving him eggs, Benny, they're giving him bacon, asking him, oh, is the steak right for you, black Israelite, who thinks Jews should be exterminated and that white people are the devil and that Chinese people should go to and he goes Thank you dropped off into the ocean. Thank you for using my full last name

Mr.. Black is really mr.. Black is okay. Thanks user. Yeah the whole thing. Oh, you know what I'm This so this is what you do as soon as remember when we were on Facebook, and it was really cool Yeah, and then our parents got on Facebook, and they were like, oh it's lame. We're getting off now I'm gonna start I'm gonna become a black Israelite and I'm gonna start wearing the Star of David and wear the black Israelite shirt that that guy was wearing and grow the like the Egyptian beard and shit Yeah, and I'm gonna make it so lame for those guys that they have to move on to something else Yeah, you should do a thing. It's like Malibu's most wanted but he's a black Muhammad's most wanted

And it would rule if it if it backfired and you actually became extremely woke to the black struggle in America You're you're on the pockets being like do you understand like what they did with Jim Crow laws? I Guess I could just become a white is realite. Maybe I could get that going. Yeah, you were like no Yakub actually invented black You steal their whole the whole thing the whole flow. I'm like I was a king Actually bitch white Israelites are just Zionists. Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. Yeah, there you go Well, they don't they don't think they're white. Well, they are but they are yeah, they're actually more white than we are That is the one thing I'll never get on board with I'll never get on board that they're not white

I'll never get on board with how about this I'll go around I'm fucking darker than them. How about you go around and just do a little accent You just sound like you have popcorn and all of a sudden you're ethnic you have popcorn in your throat and all of a sudden you're ethnic. I like that. I already have the immigrant. I don't know where you just keep trying to like make like the shittiest hummus of all time. It's got like chunks in it. All right. Well, Petra dot com slash Linnaparty.

I did not say that last week. I don't believe in whatever you guys are saying I said. But patreon.com slash. It's all jokes. Patreon.com, don't listen to him. Patreon.com slash. No, he meant it. I mean every word I say.

No, that's a joke actually. Patreon.com slash lemon party. I also, if you guys enjoyed, we put out a new sketch So go like and share that it's on our YouTube channel or the or it's on Twitter also Yeah, and the gram where we're really just making fun of ourselves. It's a funny sketch and So go like and share that and fuck I was gonna say something else about just a housekeeping thing, but I forget. New studio, whatever. Whatever. Housekeeping thing.

Yeah, I was just trying to think of, I was gonna say something. You know, I got fired, I fired my housekeeper. Yeah. Just wanted to update everybody. She stole a pen. She's out. No, I was gonna say something, but I'm totally

forgetting that was something. It was something pretty important. Well, we got we got to do ads. So if it comes to you, you can say it later. You got to do ads. Right. Well, I'm drunk. So I had I had one of these. So I don't do ads anymore.

No, I'll do that. No, you'll do the ads. God bless. God bless everybody. And everyone check out the famed movie the replacements was starring starring gene hack counter is yes I was gonna say something fuck. It's good. What can I say something real quick before we go? Yeah Yeah, also the studio we spent a lot of money on it, but Ruby's flowers I was just told them I'd give them a shout out because They've done so much work with us that it's they're basically Have funded the building of the studio. So that's cool. I told I told them out of appreciation

That we would give them a shout out for the studio. So yeah, God bless them. God bless at your moles go follow him and yeah, well live streams on the lemon party clips channel every Wednesday and Friday and We'll see you guys. Oh, oh, this is what I wanted to say There's also for anybody who loved the sketch on the lemon party clips channel every Wednesday and Friday and We'll see you guys. Oh, oh, this is what I want to say There's also for anybody who loved the sketch on the patreon. I also put all right bloopers from us because maybe we were dying Yeah, yeah, so there's there's outtakes on there if you want to see that but anyway, that's it folks Have a have a lovely weekday. Hope everything goes good. Have a good day. God bless. See you over on the patreon. Bye Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in roses Cantina Music would play and Polina would whirl. Blacker than night were the eyes of Polina,

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