lemonparty - 098: The People v. Adolf Hitler

Episode Date: September 10, 2024

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

I'm gonna be a good boy. I've been radicalized by my rape. 20,000 confirmed cases across five continents. I've killed five priests in the East Boston area. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, oh. That was playing some classical music earlier

and it just reminds me of tough guys staring into the camera and then a montage starts and there's a kid getting baptized and then a bunch of people get murdered. It's so funny because I was playing Bach before this, the St. Matthew's Passion, and then you were just like, all you could think about was still was mob movies. This is the opening of a mob movie.

I mean, you know like furries, you know guys that go to furry conventions? Sure. I wanna find a community of people, well actually I don't, because I would show up and then I would just plant the bomb in the building, but I would love to show up. Like Italian furries?

Yeah, I'm like an Italian furry, no, not even Italian. Okay. I just love guys that take justice into their own hands. That's right, because you can't depend on the government, the local police, your family, your brother. Yeah, people like, you know, like, yeah, I do love like Italian mob shit,

but like I just love organized crime shit because it's the government, but not the government. I love many governments that go, you know, this government ain't doing it for us. And you also love a hang where there's a bunch of guys getting slapped around a little bit. I love- And you've kind of created that in your own life a little.

A little bit, you know, I would love- John's one of your capos, kind of biking around. If somebody showed up and they sucked on an episode, I'd love to be like, and you're not fucking, you know, Joey's doing 10 times you do his his patreon is five times what you got Yes, we call podcasting is no show jobs a Lot of money in this shit. There's a lot of money in that we got the good doughnuts today Yeah, so there's just piles of slurs hanging around a lot of

good money in this shit We both try to fuck Ben in the porta potty That's what we get that's what the gangs go to war because we're fighting over who fucks Ben You show up early one day. I'm sucking him off at dawn The Sun is barely out and you go, what the fuck, we were supposed to record at nine. Jesus, also what the hell? Yeah, the best part about being in the mob,

I think is like the early mornings. You get to see the fog coming in over the water and the sun rise. It's very peaceful. But then you get a guy out of the trunk of your car and throw him in the water. That's amazing. I think you're drinking a little tiny espresso

with your giant fat faggot hands. Yeah, you have to take a shit after you drink the espresso. You wake up having to take a shit, but you're like, I'm going to drink my little tiny espresso first. And you drink and you just go, if anything minorly inconvenience me, I'll turn a man's head into gravy and put him in the dirt.

What's Zen? I love it. It's such a Zen thing to be in the mob because it's like a sanctuary away from your own life. That's why they call it like, it's a beautiful thing because it's organized crime, right? But meanwhile, your life is very disorganized. Your life is in disarray.

You can't trust your wife, your kids hate you, you know, there's you're worried about various things going on your dad So I'm gonna love you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But the the business that's what that's what's sacred That's a beautiful thing and speaking of the business lemon party Right here party that was great segue newlife, folks. Whoa, great segue. New merch. New merch, everybody. Lemonparty.life, we got a lot of great designs here. Love that one. Yeah, that's fantastic. That's objectively hilarious and no one needs to know it's about Lemon Party for all the

fucking performative retards that were like, I can't wear a fucking shirt. This is Lemon Party. Who's bringing up Lemon Party, right? What, your employer? Also, you have no friends or people who will talk to you. Shut up. So calm down. And very good.

This is great. Amazing. And what we went with on this one is we wanna keep the vibes. If you can keep it, people don't know it's a podcast or a gay sex, old guy thing. But also it still has the vibes that you're gonna shoot up a school and kill everybody. Exactly, and this is, what is this?

A Gustav, Gustav Fring. Gustavo Fring made that picture. The guy in the wheelchair from Breaking Bad made that picture. Yeah, so we have five shirts. We have stickers, we have keychains. And this is like the hardcore line that we dropped here. Yeah, that was, the vibe was we wanted to do,

it was like you're either a very cool guy in a hardcore band, or you're about to paint a classroom red somewhere. This is my favorite one right here. I love this one so much. If I saw a guy in that shirt, I'd go, man, I don't know what he's into, but it's kinda pretty cool.

If I saw, and then if I saw a fat 12 year old in that shirt, I would call the cops on him immediately. A fat 12 year old. If I saw AJ Soprano wearing that shirt, I'd freak the fuck out. If I saw a fat 12 year old in that shirt, I'd go, you're gonna Chris Benoit your family. You're gonna choke slam to death your father.

Yeah, you've given yourself CTE from masturbating all day, and you're gonna kill your whole family. Anybody that wears the Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino, your cringe shirt, you're immediately, listen, you don't even have to have the ability to speak. You could do a voice to text and people go, that's the funniest guy I've ever met. That's objectively hilarious.

It makes me laugh every time I look at it. Which one? The, uh. Clint Eastwood right there. Look at his face. I know. He's pointing. It's so funny.

That's when he says a really racist thing to some black people, but he said, he goes, you're cringe. Oh, I didn't realize that's a very racist moment in the film. Yeah, he's going like, shut up. Mm-hmm. He's like, all right, well, he does a bunch of things, but then there's a white, there's a wigger there,

and he goes, shut up, pussy. So it's actually woke, he's pointing it at the wigger. Yes. Because he's saying, don't do Abe. It's a woke shirt. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, and we just, we made them, We're just having guys professionally do these now, so they're gonna be shipping them out And yeah, yeah same guys who do some other big podcast

We love us as they were saying who they were I would say no, okay? Yeah It was it's a club random My merch really quick and what I love about the It was, it's a Club Random guys. They do Club Random stuff. And they sent my merch really quick. And what I love about the Club Random merch. I have a Club Random shirt upstairs. I've yet to wear it yet, cause like I haven't felt like I look good enough

to put it on. I'm trying, no like I've been, it's been so hot. I don't want to sweat through it. I don't want the pit stains, but I don't want to ruin my Bill Maher, sure. the spit stains, but I don't I don't want to ruin my bilmar sure That's a hundred eight degrees here. We've we have had power for days. I haven't had power for four days This is right before we release I slept at Ben's last night. I'm living in hell the power Just came back. It was three and a half days. I woke up. I almost thought I was dying

You went and slept in your car. Two days ago, I went to my car and I tried to sleep. LA is a hellscape right now. It's been a, it was a, it was 114 degrees. Two days ago, I was. I've had the flu from somebody, I won't say who. I had a fever. He never got it actually though. He didn't get it? I won't say who I had a fever He never got it actually though. He didn't get I don't think you got it from Ben

I mean it was like right after I left I really started to get sick Maybe your immune system might be pretty bad. Well, you know, I've been I've been torturing myself all day and night Making these shirts and putting the shirts together. It might have been those antibiotics you took and you didn't need to. No, I've been, I ate like three or four vegetables since then. So I don't know what the hell you're talking about. I don't know what the hell you're talking about. No, I was worn down as hell, so I could have got it from anywhere.

But I had a fever, it was 108, I thought I might die, I didn't know what to do. Because you just have like an air conditioning like in the window. Just in the window, just there. That doesn't even work, it just makes your electric bill $400 a month. I have AC upstairs, it's doing nothing,

so I've literally just been turning it off and sitting and being like, just put up with it. It gives a shit, just sweat, just sweat, this is life. In my mind, I literally the other day go, this is what the Vietnamese do, they eat pho in the morning, and they heat up, and they sweat, and then the wind hits them, and they cool down.

There's no wind. There's no wind when you're watching a survival show on YouTube. Well, you're so cheap. You want your body to cool itself down. You go, let the body do the work. I'll just sweat. It's actually, it's due to my father.

We never had air conditioning here until I, I had, I got air conditioning. He, my whole- That was a nice treat. My whole life I never had air conditioning. So we have like a portable air conditioner and it does, unless it's like, it works if it's like 96, 98 degrees, but it was like 108 out here. Like it was like Phoenix level.

It was doing nothing. So I've seen so many shitty movies in the past week. I've been living at the AMC. I sit at McGuffin's like a construction worker. Like it's the bar in The Shining. You go to the McGuffin's. Hey Lawrence, what's his name? I forget what his name is.

Your money's no good here Mr. Costa. I'll take the Beetlejuice blue drink. Harry the dog that bit me. You know I ripped my child's arm off the other day. Yeah. Well sir, you've always been watching Trap here. You've always been the man watching Trap. You love Smile too.

I love that Devin prefers to live in the apocalypse now, the opening of Apocalypse Now upstairs. It smells very bad, it's like Saigon up there. No, I cleaned the sink the other day. By the way. It's putrid. Oh listen like Saigon up there. No, I cleaned the sink the other day. By the way. It's putrid. Oh listen, Ida's out of town, and when she's out of town,

I really like to let that sink do what it does. Sure. Just make some stuff. People don't, you know, people get on me, they go, Devin's not, you know, he's like, he's not that, whatever, he doesn't have a thirst for knowledge or whatever, but I'm trying to make penicillin in my sink.

I'm the Jonas Salk of lazy faggots. You call your sink peat tree. Yeah, and there was three pans in there full of eggs and other things, and I was growing creations. There was a stench. There was creations, but I washed them before you came. There's still a stench. There's a stench. There was creations, but I washed them before you came. There's still a stench. There's a stench.

No, it's a residual stench. Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that, we'll spray some stuff. But what's beautiful about that is because of your horrible living conditions, which you have as a, you actually created yourself that you live within, you, it helped bonded us because you came over for 24 hours and stayed and we played with the baby

and we watched the shining. And I had a great time and you know what I gotta say, I don't mean this in a negative way. Here we go. No, it's not about you. I don't want you, I just don't want you to think I'm like a bad guy, but I finally understood your baby. Really?

Yeah. Like something unlocked for you. I always obviously love. I love to hear that Devon's apprehensive about liking your baby. Really? Yeah. Like something unlocked for you. I always obviously love. I love to hear that Devin's apprehensive about liking my baby. No. He's judging it. I wasn't.

No. I'm not gonna unconditionally like the baby. I'm waiting. Devin has pulled me aside and he goes, so what, do you use the baby in? Do you think the baby's in? Is the baby cool? I go, should we invite her to the show?

No, no, it was one of those things where it was like, it was just a baby's in. The baby cool. I go, should we invite her to the show? Or? No, no, there's one of those things where it's like, it was just a baby to me. Like, and I love, I was like, that's, I was, it was more so, you know what, there's a, the beginning period is like, the happiness is for you and your wife. And I go, god, that's, it's amazing they had a baby. But it was a baby baby.

Now it's like a motive? It, once again, I gotta get over this. She is, no it was crazy actually though. I feel like we have a connection. I feel like she might ask to be raised by me in like a couple years. She keeps trying to crawl in the direction of Devon's house. We had an amazing connection

Yeah, like I hear you're here. She was unbelievable She was it was just a great. It was a great time I'm happy the electricity went out here because I had I had an amazing time right and guys I've always I've always had that and I've always loved your baby. No, I'm You know I'm saying like there's just there's. She's now developing, she has your facial expressions. She looks, she's a tough nut to crack. She looks at you and eyes you, she looks up and down, like all right, faggot, what do you got?

You do a Gucci, Gucci, goo, and she's like, yeah, I did nothing in the morning. She goes, I'm not one of them. Nothing. I'm not like the rest. She goes, I'm not like them. You try to do a rattle in front of her, and she goes, I'm not like them. You try to do a rattle in front of her and she goes, ah.

Ah. Yeah, she gave me a performative yawn. It really hurt my feelings. Yeah, you can bore the shit out of her. She's like, I have no interest in any of this goopoo gaga. No, it actually makes me incredibly, your wife hands me the baby and I'm like, oh, OK, here we go. I'm shaking around. I'm trying to. And I hands me the baby, I'm like, oh okay, all right, here we go. I'm like shaking around, I'm like trying to.

And I had a tremendous time and I'm really happy that I suffered and I spent time with you. And we did the, you know, Pendejo time. Oh, with Jake and Thomas came over. Jake and Thomas came over and it was a good time. But yeah, I saw a bunch of shitty movies. I've been living at the AMC Burbank, living there. I actually went to, I woke up one day at,

I went to bed at two in the morning and the electricity was still out and I go, yeah, but this'll be back at some point tonight. I open a window, it's 98 degrees outside. There's no point in opening a window. It's like 108. It made it worse. At night, it was just horrific.

I wake up at 5 a.m. hyperventilating. Like literally, I'm not kidding, like a pussy would have called an ambulance. I was worried for myself. Like I was like freaked. I woke up and I was like, I was, it was actually kind of intense. You said you went and sat on your porch.

Like I'm imagining like some sort of scene in Deliverance. Dude, I woke up at five. We're just sweating on your porch at 5.30 in the morning. I walked out front onto my porch and I raped a couple. You gotta cool down. That was lucky. You gotta cool down somehow.

Well, they say crime increases in the heat. Yeah. So you gotta keep a watch on your aloe. You did a little wacky, I claimed insanity in court. Oh no, I got a little big thermometer. As soon as it hits 100, I just start going. I open my balcony, I start screaming slurs. I go, I've seen them do the right thing. I know how it goes.

But I'm not kidding. So then I go get, I sit my car, and I blast the AC And I'm like well. I mean how long can this charade keep up What do I just sit with I because then I'm then then then I'm like worrying about the gas I'm wasting I don't like that and by the way Devon looked up cars for kids Yes This isn't it just a sidebar real quick. Yes wait cars for kids? Okay, so like, 1-800-cars-for-kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So my car doesn't work anymore, so I'm junking it, and I'm like, should I just get like 300 bucks for it from a junk place where some Mexicans show up and they just take it and do whatever they do with it. Yeah, go rape around town. God knows what they're gonna do with it. I go, it hops like a grasshopper. They go, we love that.

Oh, grasshopper. Ooh. Ooh, el grasshopper. So I'm like, well, and then a couple of my, John was like, just donate it and get a tax write-off. And I'm like, okay. So I look up all that stuff and everyone's like, yeah, just go to Cars for Kids.

John kept saying, go to Cars for Kids. Go to Cars, it's the one on eight, seven, seven. So I go to that and there's something about the website that just, I was like, I don't know. I feel like they've had a monopoly on this whole donating a car thing my whole life. And there's gotta be something up with this. So I start doing a little research on cars for kids.

Turns out they're a... It's going exactly where you think it is, ladies and gentlemen. Turns out they're a Hasidic Jewish company. Ding ding ding ding ding. And I read all these Reddit threads. I'm like, not kidding, I'm going Reddit through Reddit through Reddit of people saying,

yeah, cars for kids is a fucking scam. And then people said, they're apparently a Hasidic Jewish company that they donate none of the money to what you think. It all goes into. Giving babies herpes. It all goes into, somewhat, it all goes into, they're trying, Orthodox Jews trying to convert,

not convert, I don't really know how it works in the Jewish community, but trying to get secular Jews to join, I don't know. The Orthodox Jews. Yeah, like it all. They're going, hey, you know how you're annoying? What if you were really annoying? Well, I will say the website,

these people look kind of somewhat acidic, I suppose. Sure, I guess, the kid does have like a, what is that on his face? What is that nose? That's a Jewish nose He has like a what is that? Oh, that's glasses. Yeah glasses. I couldn't see from here the light The light I do have an amazing spotlight on that. I thought he had a headgear on or something. Sure. But they're trying to convert secular Jews to be like Orthodox or something.

Stupid Jews. And all the people on Reddit were saying like, and these aren't, they're not us, they're not racist. Sure. So they're just coming from a natural place with it. Are they doing the thing where they're like, listen, I'm not forming any opinions based around the things I see in life.

No, they go, this is all fact. This is so funny. You can also donate an airplane. Really? Airplane donation. And then they drop that on Gaza. Yeah. One, eight, seven.

Devin's old car's getting just launched into a mosque right now. What's up Lemon Party fans? Ruby's Flowers Hemp Farm is back to offer more great deals on their all-natural flower and THC gummies. But first, they want to tell you a story. There was once a young, handsome actor struggling to make it in Hollywood. After a tough day, his smartest friend Eddie introduced him to the joys of cannabis and everything clicked. He started

his own show, he didn't trust the mainstream talking heads, so he hunted Bigfoot and searched for saucers himself. And of course he smoked a lot of the ganja. That man was Joe Rogan. The good herb took Joe Rogan from just another Hollywood twink to a modern day philosopher and the most powerful five-four man since Napoleon. What can it do for you? Well, that's where Ruby's Flowers comes in. When the 2018 Farm Bill was passed, an unintended result of this bill passing was that it became legal for licensed hemp growers and

sellers to grow and sell natural flower. As a result of this THCA flower has exploded in popularity as weighted by natural high THC flour strains. Their natural premium flour strains are grown on Oregon farms and come in eighths, quads, and ounces. The flour is not synthetic K2 spice or any of that fake garbage, this is all natural high quality flour that man has enjoyed for thousands of years. We know a lot of you have already used the 50% off lemon code already.

So they're offering an additional free eighth on all orders over $75. Just put in the order comments what strain you want for the free eighth and they will put it in your order. All the strains are third party tested and testing results are posted on their site for you to see. You can find them online at rubysflowerswi.com. That's R-U-B-Y-S-F-L-O-W-E-R-S-W-I.com. Rubysflowers has sent us their products and we've used them many times. They're great flowers. I love them. I love putting them in a vase and then doing stuff with them. I like the gummies because they taste yummy and if I use the flowers, that gives me panic attacks and the gummies don't. So that's what

I use. You must be at least 18 years old to purchase Rubies Flowers products. You're responsible for knowing the laws surrounding Rubies Flowers products in your state. Do not take these products and operate any kind of vehicle. Please ask your doctor before taking these products if you have any health issues or have never taken these products before. Ruby's Flowers Hemp Farm is not affiliated with Joe Rogan in any way. Thank you Ruby's Flowers, now back to the show.

Oh man. But yeah, no, so I go, well I'm not doing that. I'm not, I'm not. So how is it for kids though? If they're just given it to the gross Jews? It's kind of, it's probably, you know, they got a whole thing where it's like a performative, it's like, you know, it's a theatrical play on

187s and cars for kids. It's a, yeah, it's going towards kids. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're just gonna be dead soon. And they live in Palestine. Oh, the kids are gonna get the scraps, trust me. There's a baby with a gear shift through his forehead right now. You're welcome.

What we do is we junk it, we put in a big catapult, and we turn it into just a frag grenade. Suck it up in one of those big magnets, and then just swing it over. From the brave little toaster just throwing your fucking shit. What I basically learned is that your car goes to and then just swing it over. It's like a Gaza Strip. Yeah, from the brave little toaster just throwing your fucking shit. What I basically learned is that your car goes to a bunch of Jews that then use the money,

they use the money and they buy like tombstone jackets. Okay. And they shotgun, you know, like Muslim people I think. Sure. And I don't fuck. They melt it down into bullets, it is what it is. Yeah. It's a tale as old as time. I don't know. They should call it cars for Jews that would at least be honest No, you can't do that. They got it

It's it's they have to have a whole like, you know the song and everything and it makes everybody go This must be a lovely we must be sure, you know No, there's a lot of things in reality that you have to ignore Otherwise it starts making you think of a certain amount of things about a certain group of people. But I had no idea about this. Yeah. You know, it took me looking into it.

Like, I don't look into much. It's an unfortunate thing in life, but you look under enough rocks, you become a certain type of guy. Yeah. And you just, you have to decide, are you gonna keep looking under all the rocks, or are you just gonna keep walking down the street?

And by looking under rocks, I specifically you just gonna keep walking down the street? Well. And by looking under rocks, I specifically mean signing my rent check every month. And I write that name out and I go, well. Wait, is your guy a? Yeah, oh yeah. Oh yeah. And it sucks because it doesn't even go to, you know,

like Mauskowitz or whatever his name is, I'm not gonna say his real name. It goes to his Jewish Jewish name, Trust Fund. So it goes into his trust to avoid taxes and shit. Ah, smart. You know what, to be fair to the Jews, is that that's not even why I'm not doing it. It just, that could have been the same as me

looking into the whole tax write-off thing and being like, oh, it could be for anything that's fake. I was just like, yeah, I'll get $300 for the car. Because the tax write-off thing's fake anyway. But just when I found out that you give them the car, and everyone on Reddit, all these people on Reddit were saying they treat you like fucking shit. They call you every day the minute you call them.

They go, yeah, when are you giving us the fucking car? They go, excuse me, you filled out our website, so we need the car please. They go, we're trying to make apartments for Palestinian people. We're gonna throw them in your old car. We're trying to break a record for the most human rights violations in the world. So we need the car. Thank you

It was a crazy day I hadn't I because I never knew that I've heard cars for kids my whole life sure and my friends were like just dude It's two cars for kids. It's like easy they do it and then I was like, okay And I went on I just typed it in on Google red cars for kids. Is that okay? Yeah, and then a meeting I was like whoa You step back from your computer Feature film yeah, I'm trying to get some going Podcast guys Yeah, you turned you turned the Google AI racist The Google is like listen. I'm not allowed to answer answer that, but I wanted you to read some books.

Let me recommend some books real quick. But yeah, it's been a while. Dude, LA has been insane lately. Yeah. 114 fucking degrees. That's brutal. I was putting ice packs on my femoral arteries at one point with my fever.

I was worried. You had a fever. I was gonna overheat. We felt nice and cool at my house. The AC was blasted, and we we watched the shining at 11 a.m Can I tell you nice and cold? And we never ordered food and I'm so proud of you. You're not fat anymore and I love it Well, I mean, no, you're not you I've seen you this whole the whole I've seen you for 36 hours

You be fat. I can't be fatter than Nick. Okado. Yeah That got to you didn't it. Mm-hmm it? By the way, everyone has been asking me to address the Nicocado situation. We'll talk about it on the Patreon, because it's gonna be a little bit of a thing to unpack. Right, sure. Patreon.com slash little party. That's next episode.

That was your Ruby Ridge, how they had to send a soldier up to talk the guy out. A famous libertarian soldier. You had the fattest man in the world that had to get skinny. Dude, I got like handwritten letters. Sure. Like, dearest Ben, I'm not sure if you are aware of the Nicocado situation.

I got EDMs, emails. I'm writing this from the Battle of Antietam in 1866. Yeah, time traveler for contacting me. I had a vision that you were fatter than Nicocado Avocado. It hit me like a sundry. I found out right after I did a podcast with Yarmoules, and by the way, everybody go listen to,

is it called the Low-T? Low-T podcast. Yeah, Low-T podcast. TEA, right? Low-TEA podcast. They're just audio only, but. From your buddy. Can I get one of you?

They have a, those guys have, me and Devin have done the show and so is Joey and I think they're Releasing episodes pretty quickly, but holy shit. They're really really good. They're genuinely good. I told them I'll do it anytime They're a fun fun fun dudes and actually really funny Yeah, almost great. Love your most For zins and you had more right there. I did, I did. You know what?

And I'm out. Devin, can I tell you? I'm starting to think you hate Zionists because you're one. No. You are a hoarder. I'm actually working for Cars for Kids. I'm here on the behalf of Cars for Kids. I moved to LA nine years ago to befriend you to get that car

because Woody Allen needs a 97 Lexus, badly with a broke gear shift. Your car sucks, my car, I thought my car sucked and it does, but your car was insane to drive. I'm actually so proud of how long I drove my car, dude. We were truly having a piece of shit off about our old ass cars. Yeah, but you have a Toyota and I had an old Lexus.

And I guess, no, I got a lot out of it. I mean, you don't have your smog test right. Oh no, I've been driving illegally for two years. Yeah, you're driving illegally. I'm literally waiting for the moment a cop pulls me over and then says I'm gonna tow it, and I go, let me get my laptop out of the car, and then I never, I go it's yours now.

But you have a Corolla and I had like an old luxury vehicle and you know Lexus is basically like, they should advertise themselves, Lexus should advertise themselves as Toyotas for Persians. Rug Toyotas. It's a Toyota for a Persian. It comes with ceramic lions at the front Yeah, but towards the end it was like it was like it felt like it was dragging metal well

Accidents sure I did it I got in one some guy flew past me like doing a fast and furious shit on the freeway uh-huh and uh You know I I was like what the fuck and I turned and then I hit the side of the shrew and I was like, what the fuck? And I turned and then I hit the side of the freeway and I fucked that up. Your martini glass got stuck in the wheel and then you couldn't turn. And then a guy backed into me and then the hood popped up

and then the bumper got hit by a sweet. I actually made a lot of insurance money off that car. I just never fixed it. That's nice. People kept, insurance kept sending me money and I go, yeah, I'm not fixing it, That's nice. People kept, insurance kept sending me money. I go, yeah, I'm not fixing it, it's this piece of shit. Who are these Reetards that fix their old hunk of shit? You took your church check to McGuffin's

and had him cash it at the bar. Like it's EV, like it's fucking like the cash checking place. Yeah, exactly. They go, we've actually installed the cash checking machine for heaven. I go, throw some more gummy worms in that blue drink. Had a good day with State Farm. I love that, Devon's been in The Shining,

but at AMC Theaters for basically three days. He just walked around going insane. If you're out there and you wanna hang, I am very often at the McGuffins, at the Americana. I go to the one on Topanga Boulevard. And I love the Dine-In Topanga 12. It's very good. That's exactly what it is.

It's called. And the number. I know them all. Fuck you, there's like nine locations in LA and you know the exact number and everything. I know four of them. And Devin, can you be honest, you don't go for the movies,

you go for the McGuffins. That's why you go. Well, no, the McGuffins kind of just appears when I walk in. I always, I kind of forget. Every time I go to the theater, I go, I'm not drinking tonight. I'm just going to see the movie,

and I walk in and go, but it's right there. You're the guy who pretends he's not alcoholic, and he's like, I need to, he throws out fucking shit. He throws out butter out of the fridge. He goes, I'll get more butter at the store. And then he's like, well, why, I'm here. I should get two 40-millimeter bottles of vodka. No, it's more so, I'm the guy that tells his wife,

he's like, oh, we're out of sugar. Let me go to the neighbors, I'll ask for sugar. And then I fuck the neighbor. You're just addicted to having a good time, buddy. Well, you know. You're addicted to just having a kick-ass fucking time. I actually don't do that that often, but when it's this hot, you know when it's as hot

as it has been. Oh, chilled martini? Everything goes out the window, where I'm like, I literally can't be where I live. It's unlivable where I live, so I feel like a fucking, I feel like one of these fucking Haitians eating fucking geese at the local park. And I'm like, whatever.

Eating a geese? No, this is a- You're roasting a big duck. No, this is a new thing. This is a real thing, yeah. Haitians do this in L.A.? This is a new thing. Ben, just dropped six hours ago. Really? Six hours ago, we found out a new immigrant people are just, they're fucking roasting seagulls over barbecues.

I never thought they are, it's just right there. You could go take a duck and have a great dinner. I always thought, I literally always thought that too, and it's actually very amusing that it's finally happening and that it's like, out raging, like, you know, like. So the economy is so bad. Like, map-alch and, you know, like Charlie Kirk. They're all pissed.

People are catching frogs and eating them. Yeah. No, it's not the economy's so bad, it's they're so Haitian. They're just very Haitian. Let's be honest about what's happening. It's religious, right? Yeah, exactly. They could be eating out of the garbage.

But they're putting like, orange peels on the seagulls and the ducks. No, no, no. They're making it Haitian. It's probably pretty tasty, honestly. It probably does taste pretty good. I don't know how good it is for you. Like, it's probably full of worms. I mean, hey, look, it's a step up from cannibalism.

Sure. We'll say that. So, God bless them. But it's my- Exactly. And that's what I go, hey, they did learn a thing or two from America. It's a step forward. A stick to the park. They haven't learned the right birds yet, but they are eating birds now.

So, good for them. Yes. But it's my new favorite news stories that randomly you'll just hear like, oh, Fargo, North Dakota, Venezuelans are there, and they're just eating dogs. And that's just the new, they just moved 20,000 Venezuelans there. And that's just the new, they just moved

20,000 Venezuelans there. And you know what, I can't tell if any of these things are just like right wing talking points. Okay, here we go. Or they're real. But today there was a lot of it today. I hate to kill the funny, but no evidence Asian immigrants are eating dogs.

Now this Snopes you cannot trust anymore. I wanna be very clear about that. Is Snopes real though? Cause I wanna contest this cause it's not fun anymore. No, cause very clear about that. That is true. Is Snopes real though? Cause I wanna contest this. Because it's not fun anymore. No, cause Snopes will do this where they'll be like, there's no evidence they're eating geese. And then you read the article and it's like,

yes, they are killing geese in parks and cooking them, but we don't know if they're eating them. We don't know if they're eating. Right, right, right. Like the specifics. Did you see it go in their mouth? Yeah. So I guess JD Vance was the one talking about it. And by the way, JD Vanceance just fucking he got in a pool with

His shirt on and I know he's been having a bit like PR wise like a bad time People were trying to shit on him for that and I was like that is So relate that respect good job JD like that's awesome. That's that's you won the fat kid It's former fat kid shit. Yeah Yeah exactly really connected with me the shirt on Oh, yeah, have you done that as an adult? Sure, I don't know I do wife beater in the pool. I never take the shirt off I'm so terrified of this body. I have I have What are they called stretch marks marks? I have stretch marks.

It looks like a graph. It looks like there was a graph on the side of my body. You kinda look like a koi. Huh? You look like a koi fish. Like a beautiful fish? You look like a beautiful koi fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know how it's orange and then it goes to white and everything? It's a beautiful little. You look like a beautiful fish? You look like a beautiful koi fish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you know, because it's orange and then it goes to white and everything. Oh, right, right, right, okay. It's a beautiful little. You look like a Chinese fish. Yeah, but I have, it looks like there's worms inside me. Gills. Like, I got fat marks. You know, I went through war.

Yeah, you did. I was in hell for a while. And you never were. You're only recently involved in war. I'm a veteran. You're wearing our culture as a costume, which is, the costume is fat. You're actually not fat. So I was up to about 230, I'm at 211 right now,

so I'm feeling good. You lost a lot of weight. I'm eating only Whole Foods. Yeah, but yeah, I don't mean to add a rhyme. No, I remember, Devin, I don't know if you remember this, like maybe six years ago, but we both got in a pool together at the same time, and it really felt like two rape victims undressing in front of each other. I do remember this, but where were we?

We were at Noah's house, at his apartment. Oh, that's right. And we got in the pool on like a semi-rainy day, and we did undress like two 12-year-old rape victims who were exploring each other's bodies. Yeah, we acted like people that had just been released from a storage container. And we kind of just looked exploring each other's bodies. Yeah, we acted like people that had just been released from a storage container. And we kind of just looked at each other and were like,

I love you and I support you. It was like if the end of 10 Cloverfield Lane was like, instead she walked out and she goes, there is no aliens, I'm getting right into a pool. It was very fun just watching us just both have very bad body issues And then yeah showing but being brave enough to show our shitty bodies around. I mean I've been very skinny before I've You know one point when I did that that that movie I lost I lost like 30 pounds

I was like skinny you're very thin it was very thin I still was like I'm not ever gonna be shirtless Mm-hmm. Yeah, I will just I will I'm not ever gonna be shirtless. I will just, I will revert all. You look good in the film, by the way. When you're wiping your cock in the opening shot. I was shirtless in the film when I did wipe my. You're tugging on your penis with a paper towel. Yeah. Do you see my dick in it?

You kinda see the base of the tube, yeah. I'm looking forward to that being something that is shared across various sites. It probably will, but it's a decent tube. No, it looks good and you're banging a really hot chick. Yeah, she had hair on her nipples. I remember the whole time while we were filming, we did like 30 takes and I kept looking over

and being like, God, you got hair. I don't know why, I couldn't fuck her, like I was with Ida, or I'm with Ida. But I was like, I kept looking over and like, da, the hair on the nipples, what is with you? You pulled the director and the crew aside. Listen, I go, she's a hippie. I can't even get the character. I don't wanna fuck her.

I'm gonna be honest, I'm about to barf. Like, listen, she's got a goatee on her tits. Did they give you a fake penis to shoot the scene? No, no, no. No, unfortunately. They couldn't give you a nice like girthy fake one to put on? Unfortunately, they didn't. But they gave me like a ball, they gave me like a cover for everything where it looks

like skin. Sure. Because I've seen the movie now like three times. I'm always looking, I'm always like, do looking I'm always like do you see my dick? And you don't really see it but it almost you see kind of the top of the tube top of the tube Yeah, sure you see it you get it and you get a sense of the size What am I like? I was very curious. I look through your phone later tonight. You just have endless pictures Yeah, where he he took so many photos so quickly,

his phone started to call 911. And a private screening for me and the producer and you. I'm somehow sneak, I have Google Glasses, I'm like, don't worry about it. I'm like, this is the new thing. Ben hired a hacker to get that film off a hard drive. Download it from Adobe Premiere on somebody's laptop. Yeah, you have a you have a tube Yeah, you should have showed up with your own fake penis cuz what would they say?

I should I mean listen if you show up like a like a fake penis down to your knees Like what are they gonna say? I was just you know trying to fuck it. I wasn't even thinking about that I was like, you know so above that because I was just, you know, trying to fucking, I wasn't even thinking about that. I was like, you know, so above that, cause I was like, I'm a fucking actor. I'm fucking an act, it's not like Joe Biden, I'm like, I'm a fucking actor, man. I instinctively wanted to start like whistling, like the two finger whistle and like clapping from, you were sitting right next to me.

I didn't, I didn't. Did you look at him? What if I, what if I see his penis on screen, I just turn and look at his crotch? No, it was a really, it was a really awkward experience. Ben didn't, didn't get you like you didn't give you like a nice no Ben sat there super like respectful and then Yeah, don't you see your ass when you walk away from no, that's what I thought I thought they'd show my fucking ass with ass. I remember you were talking about that

Yeah, but no they showed I they showed me wipe cum off my cock. Unbelievable that you're willing to go nude in your first feature. The desperation is a... Yeah, Devin, you're also gonna be on... You should've said no. You're also gonna be on Mr. Skin now. Yeah, Mr. Skin.

You're gonna have a Mr. Skin page. There's gonna be a game. We'd be doing a lot better if I was gonna be on Mr. Skin. I know lot better if I was gonna be on Mr. Skin. I know these fans, you're gonna be on Mr. Skin. Oh, we're getting you on Mr. Skin. I'm calling your manager. Go ahead, it was the best shape of my life.

You know what's funny is that I lost all that weight and I never once thought to build any muscles. Yeah, you look like a Holocaust victim. I literally look like I'm in the Holocaust. And your hair was so long. Oh, it was horrible. I've never seen hair look worse on somebody than your long hair.

I had no control over the hair. It was such a nightmare, period. Your long hair, I remember I would show up, you had that long hair they were making you grow. And it was like those videos where they find a sheep that's been in the woods for two years, and it's all fucked up, and the wool's swollen out and it's miserable. That's how you looked.

It was horrific that period of time with how I looked. I think the movie's good actually. I do too. And I shit on, I'm not doing this to protect the creators of the movie. They can go fuck themselves. But protect the creators of the movie. They can go fuck themselves. But it's a good movie. Ben has said you out of the room to me

that the movie's very good. That's nice to hear. Yeah, yeah. And you know I'm a bit of a, I'm incapable of lying and I'm a bit of a cunt. You can think whatever you want about the movie. No, no, no, Ben. Was I good?

No, no. Yeah, I already told you. Stop fishing, put your pole back in the boat. And have a damn beer. Can I tell you? Would you? Can I tell you, will you? You know how uncomfortable I am?

I fucking showed you my cock. It's weird. I showed you my dick! I showed you my fucking dick! Show me some respect! Why about you? You saw the base of my penis. Your turn!

Have you seen my penis? It shows through your pants sometimes and it looks like a fucking mighty hog. The mighty hog. The mighty hog. You did kind of look like you were in the Holocaust. We're back with Factor this week. Sure, instant ramen is a quick meal,

but is that really what you want to be eating? When you want to save time and eat well you need factor Factors no prep no mess meals are dietician approved and get sent right to your front door With over 25 meal options each week everything tastes amazing and takes just two minutes to prepare So just throw a factor meal in the microwave or on the skillet and you're good to go factor sent us a lot of delicious Meals, I know Ben's been losing weight Recently actually have yeah, it feels good a lot of that is. I know Ben's been losing weight recently. I actually have. Yeah, it feels good. A lot of that is, you know, you can throw a Factor meal in the microwave there. You don't have to worry about d***-washing some nasty food that makes you fat. So maybe it'll help you the same way. Choose from six menu preferences

to help you manage calories, maximize protein intake, avoid meat, or simply eat well-balanced, whatever you're looking for, Factor's got you covered. So head to factormeals.com slash lemon50 and use code lemon50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month. That's code lemon50 at factormeals.com slash lemon50 to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next month while your subscription is active.

Thank you, Factor. Hey, everybody. If you're going to be throwing down some bets this football season, you need MyBookie. Their sports book and casino platform lets you bet from anywhere, anytime. MyBookie makes it so easy that you don't even need to download an app. Check out their weekly risk-free boost on Thursdays. If your bet hits, you win big. If it doesn't, forget it. my bookie will refund your wager

As you all know we love gambling we're all incredibly addicted to it then used to have a bookie back in the day But that guy fucked him over a couple times I love my book and I love I love gambling we all love gambling and we all made big big money And then nothing bad has ever happened to us So when you're done placing bets on your favorite sports teams, try out their casino with blackjack, video poker and even a live lotto.

There's no need to download an app, just click the link in the show notes, sign up and you're ready to bet. Lock your futures in now while you're waiting for the season to begin and use promo code LEMON to claim a bonus of up to $1,000 on that first deposit that's lemon to start the season off with house money Don't ever miss out on the action bet anything anywhere anytime

only with my bookie and speaking I did of The Holocaust did you guys see the dude go on Tucker Carlson this week and talk about how Winston Churchill was the villain of World War two? I saw that whole II. I did. I saw that whole dialogue. I did see the whole dialogue. I saw the dialogue. I didn't know how it started. How did it start?

Like the podcast? Yeah, there was like some guy. 20 Minutes 10 he starts talking about. It's right here. I'll show you. It was like an expert, right? Like an expert on. Yeah, he's an expert.

He's an expert on podcasts. It's a guy who said Hitler wanted peace, and Winston Churchill was the villain of World War II. I actually have a PhD in Hitler kicking ass. At the website at the University Barry Weiss set up. This is the guy right here. When I see a guy that looks like that, I go this guy's an expert.

Exactly. This guy looks like Bobby Hill, grown up, is an expert. He's name is Daryl like Bobby Hill grown up expert. He's his name is Darrell Cooper Darrell Cooper But you dude what's it's so funny because he keeps like it's a it's a tinder dance What he does he keeps inching up to sure within 20 minutes of talking about World War two He starts talking about the Zionist perspective sure or two for these guys these guys talking about Hitler It's like it's like a foreplay. You know what I mean?

Like they're slowly inching their way down to the pussy. Dude, about. Yeah, that's that's their version of kissing the stomach before they eat a girl. And they go and Churchill, of course, and that's them like on the inner thigh. And they go, you know, he wanted to starve all these Somalis just kissing the outside of the lips. He slips it in your ass and goes, it wasn't six million. all these Somalis just kissing the outside of the lips. He slips it in your ass and goes, it wasn't six million.

Boom, and I'm in. That's JD. And rock to the races. That's JD, he does no prep work. He just goes, you know, I think Hitler was very handsome. Dude, this guy, Daryl Cooper, it's really unbelievable. You can't even play the whole thing. Sure.

I don't even know if we'll get like, you know, copyright strike or whatever playing is his podcast but But what's at one point? He says that he goes, you know Winston Churchill It's it's bizarre because he was a childhood hero for many But when you look at the man, you know, he smoked a lot and he was like an alcoholic he drank Oh mean by the way, meanwhile, meanwhile, so I called my friend, Aaron Gwynne made me a preview of this,

at American Gwynne on Twitter. We've been talking on the phone about Hitler for a number of days. Who is the official father of the podcast? We go, dad, what do you have to say? What do you think? You read. I'm trying to do a little bit better

about not being historically inaccurate about everything. I'm trying to do some research about better about not being historically inaccurate about everything I'm trying to I'm trying to do some some research about what we're what we're speaking on, right? Jason's been learning the countries of the globe. I've been reading books about Hitler exactly. We're all doing our part, right? Right, I know the library. I know I know where Poland is located and Ben knows why it should be wiped out. Yeah So it's a combo So Hitler, he was, so he had a Parkinson's. I heard he did a lot of stuff. Wait, Hitler had Parkinson's?

So he had Parkinson's and he was, the last four years, four or five years, he was administered these drugs every morning. He was injected with methamphetamine, morphine, and he had liquid cocaine put into his eye every morning. And then at night, he also had sedatives. Because you need the downers too to go to bed. He was like a player in Casino Royale.

He was like one of the members of the table. Yeah, so you're telling me he was a fan at a Burt Kreischer show? I mean, those are some, I don't know, that's fucking, you gotta be fucking really wealthy. You do drugs like that, then you get on the Foxcatcher helicopter, you know what I mean? Yeah, with John DuPont.

Yeah, he was, I mean, he had tons of castles and shit. John DuPont, like, disappointed in Hitler. Yeah. He says, Adolf, you've been killing Jews. Yeah, Hitler. I don't know if in my estimation. Hitler. He kills Hitler's brother.

He shoots his brother. John, John Hitler. On a snowy afternoon. Mm-hmm, yeah. Hitler. He's still wearing the leotard thing. Hitler. The wrestling. Hitler, you one-upped me. Hitler, I was talking to The wrestling. Hitler, you one upped me.

Hitler, I was talking to John Cooper. He thinks you're a great man. Daryl Cooper. Daryl Cooper, whatever his retarded name is. I don't give a shit. So here's, I'll kind of sum up his perspective on this. So there's a guy named Rudolph Hess, who I'm sure you're familiar with.

He's the guy who... Of course. Well, he transcribed Mein Kampf for, he dictated, Hitler dictated the whole thing, and he assisted in the writing of Mein Kampf. Sure. And I can't remember what year it was, but at one point... He was in jail, right? Well, yeah, at one point, Rudolf Hess got in a plane,

and he flew from Germany through, and he escaped because he was worried that Hitler, he goes, oh my God, Hitler is, this is gonna be the downfall of Germany, this isn't gonna end well and he's never gonna stop. He's like Captain Ahab, he's hell bent on finding this whale at the cost of everyone's life and downing the ship. So, Rudolph gets in a plane and he somehow flies

through enemy lines through Britain to try to go to Scotland to talk to the Duke of something. Scotland, maybe. Yeah, so some Duke in Scotland, because he wants that Duke to negotiate peace talks with the UK and Hitler and everybody. Hitler sees the letter that Rudolf Hess has escaped and he cries out in anguish and he fears there will be another poosh or whatever.

And the guy goes, Winston Churchill had the opportunity to negotiate peace talks with Hitler to try to end the war and what ended up happening is they had an accumulation of Jews and some of them were starving and they were living in inhumane conditions. Well how could they humanely? You know dispose of these people and that's when they started developing the concentration camps and the gas chambers So he's arguing it was a humane thing that the Nazis were forced to do because they had all these refuges

They're pasteurized Jews. Mm-hmm. Yes Free rain, yeah Jews. Yes. Free range. Yeah. That's what he's easier. Free range. Yeah. OK, that's really free. These Jews are free range. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I know no hormones, no chemicals, no soy. Yeah. I would honestly respect you more. Like if this guy more if he was like, so here's how Hitler was a good guy. Jews, I don't think they're people. So he did nothing wrong.

Well, he keeps don't like gaily prance about the whole. But you know what, I saw a lot of people saying it's not exactly how, the way he talks about it. We, I mean, I don't know, we haven't seen it, but like I heard. It's a very long segment. I heard it's really, he's really not saying like crazy stuff. Is he not? No, he's a retard. He's a, well yeah, anyone.

He's saying Winston Churchill was the villain of World War II and had the opportunity to save a bunch of lives in this, that, and the other. Sounds like you're pro-Hitler. But Churchill was a bad dude, right? Not to my knowledge, I mean, so I'll say this. There's a lot of things I think maybe we don't know about Churchill that like make him a bad guy.

Obviously he wasn't Adolf Hitler. What if like he groped a couple women? When it comes to Churchill and Hitler, Churchill is way better, but I did hear he put his fingers in a woman's mouth one time and served her the wrong wine. Served her white wine. Have you watched the Sorry Not Sorry on Churchill? Actually changes your mind about Hitler a lot.

As we know, two people can't be bad at the same time. All I know is, I don't know, you know, fuck it. The man got caught, the man got caught. Andy Kindler recently, Andy Kindler took down Churchill recently and I don't know, he made a bunch of good points. Hitler, so what's very funny is Every single one of hit every single girl that Hitler was romantically involved with okay either tried to kill themselves or did kill themselves Be just to escape because it's the dick was so good

Yeah, they couldn't go on yeah that that Churchill or Hitler was involved in a Hitler Hitler Hitler every single one of them that he was romantically involved with tried to kill themselves or did There was probably gay, right? You know, it's I think that's the one they can't stick on him They've done tiny they try to get him on every they've done one ball tiny dick with the hole on the wrong side He's the Teflon Don when it comes to being a faggot He's the Teflon Don when it comes to being a faggot. Can't hit him. Can't hit him.

He goes, I'm untouchable. Unfortunately, they- I could kill six million Jews. They couldn't do a thing. The poor guy, they throw everything at him. Sure, they threw the whole damn book at him. They threw the whole damn book at him. And you know what?

They drove a man to kill himself. And isn't that sad. Typical cancel culture. When is it enough? So the Nazis had to humanely. What is this guy's point that Churchill just denied a peace agreement in the early days? He's saying that Rudolph Hess went to have peace talks

with Winston Churchill and this duke and everything, and it failed. But that guy was not working with, he went behind Hitler's back. There were many attempts to kill Hitler within his own party, and he was already paranoid and grew more paranoid by the day. I also love the idea that even if,

like Hitler was like, okay, I'm coming to you, and we are going to stop, and do you agree? And the guy goes, and I don't know why. Like, he's a Don? I don't know, yeah. And Churchill goes, no, we're not. And Hitler goes, I'm going to guess, six million Jews. That's somehow very equal still. What if the negotiations was broke down, where he's like, okay, okay, I won going to guess six million Jews. That's somehow very equal still.

What if the negotiator was broke down, where he's like, okay, okay, I won't guess the Jews, but the gays, I still get to guess them. I think one of the Holocaust revisionist guys, one of their points of contention, which is fair, is it's impossible to know the exact amount of people that were killed. Sure.

And the number can be argued more or less, but it's in the millions. And that's the grand point here. That being said, if you're in an argument about it, you're insane. You've lost your mind. Dude, if it's over 700,000, it's insane. The only reason stuff like this is fair

is because we've been lied to about history so much, whether it's the Civil War or slavery, or certain narratives have been spun that are excessive and insane. This is, it's the most, it's an insanely well-documented thing, World War II. There's no, look, if you want, the Zionist perspective on,

these soldiers were, before they developed the gas chambers and the concentration camps, they were mowing, soldiers were assigned to they developed like the gas chambers and the concentration camps, they were mowing, soldiers were assigned to mow down Jews with just machine guns. Yeah, in the ghettos, right? And the soldiers that were doing that had psychotic breaks. Many of them went completely insane because they were just constantly mowing down. Because they were so happy about how many Jews they were killing. They were so...

They were filled with such joy, it snapped their brains out of reality permanently. They went insane and they were like, well, they made mobile gas chambers, which is basically it was a truck where the exhaust system fed back into the truck bed. From what I understand, I haven't seen a picture of it. This is what Aaron told me. And they were like, well, that's not killing enough of them at once. And then so they all got together and devised the the gas chambers. And it is very funny.

I read Adolf Eichmann in Eichmann in Jerusalem when I was in college. Well, that is propaganda. Is that propaganda? OK. It's just funny to flip. No, no, no. You immediately like get like get on my ass. It's funny. Well, we do both sides of the coin here. Look, we expose cars for kids for being an acidic operation. And then we're.

Yeah, but they're not, you know, it's not that bad, they're just fuckin', you know, not, they're funneling money, not, you know, for them. What if you play. Stealing a little money, they're not killing six million people. What if you play this Tucker, interview and he goes. A sin is a sin, Devin.

Yeah. As sin is a sin, I've always said that. What if you play the Tucker interview? It is a sin, Devin. Yeah. As sin is a sin. I've always said that. What if you play the Tucker interview and he goes, he goes, was Hitler a bad guy? Have you seen Cars for Kids? Some weird said, just Google it. That's all I'm going to say.

Now, I read Eichmann in Jerusalem and there was a big problem of they had to bring in, it's like they brought in Lee Iacocca, like famous leaders to be like, how do we kill? We can't kill these Jews quick enough. Like it's a big, like it was like they had to bring in, it's like they brought in Lee Iacocca, famous leaders to be like, how do we kill, we can't kill all these Jews quick enough. It's a big, it was like they had to bring in- Yeah, it was a problem. And according to this guy, they were thinking of ways to humanely put them all down.

No, they brought Cisco in, logistics PR companies, or consulting companies. They're like, how do we kill all these Jews at once? I knew his perspective, I knew he was completely biased when he was saying Winston Churchill was like a drunk. I'm like it's like Hitler was a drug addict. Yeah, you have no point of content. You have no leg to stand on there Yeah in terms of the drugs that these people yeah, Winston Churchill got fucked up a lot Yeah, also I feel like if you don't have an agenda you're just like yeah Winston Churchill was a drunk guy and then you know

They don't feel or killed seven millions. Look I have Winston Churchill's memoirs. I haven't read them yet I have a biography about Hitler that I haven't read yet. I want to get into them Like Churchill and it's really cool No, but like Churchill didn't do what Hitler did so end of and it's really cool. And it's even cooler. No, but like Churchill didn't do what Hitler did, so end of fucking debate, basically. You know, the Zionist perspective on World War II did not change the facts of World War II.

This guy's a complete retard, this guy. To say that- But then I saw people like Sauger and Jetty, like I saw a lot of like yes, I was massage continue I saw a lot. Well, I saw a lot of reasonable seemingly reasonable people be like yeah, I listened to it It wasn't what he's he's just getting into the nuance of World War two. Yes But it's like the same is like I guess he does a good job of being nuanced But you see why I get into the Civil War and they go it wasn't even about slavery Yeah, and you go I guess that could that's probably but I got that's probably true. Like I don't I don't like that

I think that's actually like I just watched Ken Burns Civil war documentary like the the 20-hour one and I think that's actually completely made up like it was about it was about 100 years leading up to the Civil War was all about slavery because every Time they added a new Free state they would add a new slave state so they had a completely balanced of slave states I do I get that but that sounds I do have a hard time believing that People do anything over it like governments do anything over the moral like the right even even Even I'm like Lincoln when he got

Inaugurated he wasn't on the ballot in Oh, yeah He wasn't on the ballot in southern states because he was they were worried he was gonna free slaves And when he like when he got elected that was basically the tipping point of like all these states seceding because they're like Oh, he's about to like abolish slavery like it was about. Okay. Yeah Not to be you know, I did a guy on 4chan just called me an inward lover, so I'm being a bit woke. Yeah. Yeah, I haven't really looked into the Civil War.

Yeah, I just watched the Ken Burns doc, which was really good. Yeah, but Ken Burns is fucking cock. Can he be trusted, really? His hair, to be fair, his hair is really stupid. He's not funny. He's a gay fag. Ben, can we play a second of this?

Yeah, sure, sure. I've never seen any of this. I think I, maybe I have a timestamp here, like around 40, 30, 100%. I think I was about to watch this and my internet went out, because the electricity went out. And so I wasn't able to become radicalized. Yeah, God was like, you can't learn more about it.

Yeah, God was like, Devin, you've had a good life, stop. Don't do this. Stop learning things you might repeat. Don't do this to yourself. You're gonna say this soon in front of people that love you. And then they're gonna be really weird and you're gonna wonder why. And then. Okay, here we go. And you need them, you know, that love you and then they're gonna be really weird and you're gonna wonder why and then

okay here we go and and you need them you know like i don't think that we're necessarily better off now that people are uh now that people are able to just freely tear down a statue of george washington because he was a slave owner right and so so like there are sacred symbols and national myths that any group of people are gonna need to hold themselves together. And there's also peril in knowing the truth about things. I mean, if when we finally find out how President Kennedy was murdered in 1963, we finally find out what all these weird lights

in the sky are at night. We really get to the truth of that. He goes, both those things are Jews, continue. The lights are Jews and Jews killed Kennedy. Yeah, he goes, what's something that's bothering you? He goes, both of those things are Jews. Continue. The lights are Jews and Jews kill Canada. Yeah, he goes, what's something that's bothering you? He goes, my fridge is broken. He goes, Jews. Jews broke your fridge.

Jews are actually little gremlins and they get into planes and they rip the parts out of planes. The moon is a white yarmulke. The big yarmulke in the sky. The big yarmulke in the sky. It's the top of a bald Jewish man's head. And again, if you if you're dissatisfied with this part,

just rewind it, go back to the Cars for Kids part. Sure. Your fill. And we really are giving them a 50-50 here. Oh, we use choice. We just keep flipping a coin and then we march down that road. That way we make sure everyone is mad at us. You know, those are for questions. I don't know the answer.

But but let me just say. And by the way, I do. You should be allowed to ask questions about these things that are grand narratives that are accepted as I don't have an issue with anything you said so far. He hasn't said anything crazy to me. Particularly any unifying myth, you know, is important. I'm just highly distressed by the uses to which the myths about World War Two have been put in the context of modern foreign policy, particularly the war in

Ukraine. But not just the war in Ukraine, so many others, you know, Churchill's the good guy, Neville Chamberlain's the bad guy. You know, it's just it's too Pat, it's obviously quite but all but it also was justified like the killing of millions of people since the end of the Second World War. And so I do think it's fair to ask like what what really was going on. So for example, and I'm American, I'm not English, so I don't have any weird motive in asking this, but how would you assess Winston Churchill? I got in trouble with my podcast partner Jaco willing one time Okay, so this is the big thing where I was like what the fuck he has a podcast with Jaco so he's like he's like six million Jews killed good he's the

historical like like like I get into World War II and like the six million Jews dying and that maybe being like a little overblown and Winston Church was also like a crazy person and I do a podcast about a guy that talks about how you need to eat jerky. What is, what is, wait he a podcast with Jocko Willey? That's what he said. I mean, I really didn't look much into this guy.

What does Jocko talk about? Like running? Sweating? Weightlifting. He usually just describes the shape of bullets. From what I've listed. It's in black and white and he's like, they're slick. They're long. They're brass. Jocko's like, if you ever get in a fucking altercation

with an Iraqi, you gotta get at that, They're long the last job when you watch them ever get enough fucking altercation With an Iraqi you gotta get at that dig into that sciatic nerve and brother Let me tell you you know the gears of war the hounds of hell Come out and there's no pussy like in a rape the rack boy. Chaka was an ex-marine. I guess right He was ex-marine, so I guess it makes sense that he doesn't like it. Yeah, I don't know I mean, he's I think I thought like health care shit No, no, I think is more involved in Jack. He's more interested in the history of battle and stuff like that Okay, I was to do a couple stuff you he like will dive into like here's skirmishes in like the Afghanistan war

I I took his name and I immediately associated it with like ice bath guys and sure health, but I guess I'm wrong I just assumed I just assumed Jaco was a guy like loads his penis into a gun Yeah, like alive on the podcast as this guy start talking about Hitler Yeah, well, which sounds like probably a pretty good show actually The more I think about this I kind of like this guy. Yeah him and Jaco hanging out is so far So far he's said nothing. I disagree with well so far. He said nothing he said Okay, buddy, I can feel him. I can feel him just wind is wrapping up He's winding up for that fastball down the as Devon said it's a tinder dance

It's what these guys do it's a tinder dance because and I it is unfortunate You can't ask you can't question big narratives. That is an unfortunate thing about the trying times we're in. Trust me, I gotta. Listen, it's 1984, I have to say Hitler's bad. Listen, that patron is, it's golden handcuffs for me. Let me tell you what, folks. But okay, let's keep seeing what this man has to say here.

Because he's a New England Dutchman, who's his family, it's near and dear to their Dutch, but very near and dear to their heart that Winston Churchill is a hero, right? Well, everyone loves Churchill. Everyone thinks that, he really thinks that. And I told him that I think, and maybe I'm being a little hyperbolic, maybe,

but I told him, maybe trying to provoke him a little bit, that I thought Churchill was the chief villain of the Second World War. He didn't kill the most people. By the way, the chief villain, the chief. I gotta say, that does sound a little crazy. Well, let's, I guess. Hold on.

All right. Let's all relax. Let's hear the man out. He doesn't seem crazy to me. If I was talking to this guy, I'd be like, okay, you know more than me. Commit the most atrocities, but I believe, and I don't really think, I think when you really get into it and tell the story.

Positival hood? Yeah. Right. This is the craziest scene in office space. What a crazy deleted scene. Yeah, it's called, This is directed by Mike Judge. It's called a jump to the Holocaust map. A jump to Final Solutions map. Yeah.

Folks, that's pretty good. Put it on a t-shirt. Sell it on Redbubble. Limitparty.life for the shirt. Sorry, I have to keep up. Yeah, Peter, you're getting more and more racist. With every word I say, more and more racist. Deeper and deeper. Deeper and deeper.

Deeper and deeper into your hatred of Jews and blacks. I love that scene when the fat guy faints at the beginning. Oh, yeah. Great fat guy. One of my favorite fat guys from the 90s. Yeah. Rest in peace. I'm assuming. Oh, I'm assuming he died the second they wrapped film. I'm assuming they buried him in multiple plots.

Rest in peace. To save money. To save money, they sawed him in fourths. Reeses and pieces, sir. They used a giant pizza cutter to bury him. Sorry, I'm really sorry. They buried him like when you go to a movie with like a bunch of friends, but it's like you guys bought tickets late,

so everyone sits in a different place in the theater. And by the way, maybe we'll because I know a billion spot know a lot about this. If we were to go back to Philly, we should maybe have Billy and Spud. We should do a big Holocaust episode and talk about World War Two. I would love to hear the Holocaust episode. But can I ask real quick also?

So he says like like Churchill rejected all these peace accords. But what did Hitler also invade all these countries like then that actually. I thought Hitler was moving closer to England and then they had to make a decision, like we get taken over or we fight. And I thought Churchill was actually like a hero

for being like, no, we're gonna fucking fight. I wouldn't blame the guy if your guy invades four countries and he's like, yeah, I'm not doing a tie with you. That was my understanding of it and I might just be a simpleton. Even that's bullshit. America was the understanding of it. And I might just be a simple. Even that's bullshit. America was the hero of World War II. Yeah, but America was the hero.

Think about it. Churchill was. Have you seen Normandy? I have. Have you seen Sammy Private Ryan? I've watched Band of Brothers. But I thought Churchill was the America of Europe. Like he was the one that like,

it was like where England were going to fight back. Can we be honest for a second is this all because of Dresden? Like are they actually acting like Dresden shouldn't have happened Dresden was completely necessary in my opinion Good, I don't give a shit about German faggots. I don't care that you have nothing to do with it You're fucking your boss is is murdering everybody and trying to invade the world You're gonna we have to take out your families because we have to prove a fucking point here. And we got a great science fiction book out of it. Slaughterhouse.

It was a necessary evil and there's a great bar in LA and swingers were shot there. So I hope people in Germany understand that it really, it allowed for a lot of fun things. Sure, great French onion soup. But am I being crazy right now? Like Dresden, in my understanding of history, I kinda thought Dresden needed to happen,

or not needed to, but when I saw it, when I found out that it happened, I go, yeah, what are they supposed to do? Like you're fucking, you're trying to invade the whole fucking world. Well I think the war was over, was the point. Was it? Yeah, that's why Dresden is very controversial. Is it? I think the war was over, was the point. Was it? Yeah, that's why Dresden is very controversial.

Is it? Yeah, the war was over and they still popped the shit out. I thought they still had camps and shit. I think it was like when the cops kind of like when they chase a guy down and then they get him down and then they get a couple more kicks in just for the. They had the handcuffs on them. Yeah.

This is from what I understand. We're talking about to Germany, you're saying that the whole world was supposed to. Well, no, they were bombing, like just killing civilians, like innocent women and children. Yeah, they were bombing the city. And Germany wasn't doing that? Was Germany, did Germany have an anti-civilian policy?

What are we talking about? I love the idea of Devin up in a big English plane, like pulling on a bottle of booze. Like, yeah, get him! Get him! I don't know. You could become the pro-Dresden guy, actually, and go on Tucker Carlson drunk as shit, screaming. I'd love to be the ignorant historian.

I have no, like, I literally, right now I'm yelling. I have no clue what I'm talking about. But in my understanding, I thought Dresden was like, like, yeah, fuck you, Germany, you fucking do with this you're doing insane shit How about how about you see what it's like for your civilians that did nothing to be killed? Unfortunately, they were fodder but like they kind of were necessary fodder I thought because Germany they were they they have nothing to do with it. It's unfortunate It's like the same people when they say,

well the Palestinians are a part of Hamas. It's like, no, they didn't vote, who fucking knows? But if your government is being evil, evil will be enacted on you and we're not gonna ask questions like, do you agree, do you agree? No, unfortunately, it's the same thing that could happen to us one day

because of what our government does. One day we could all be nuked. Is that true? Of course! It should have happened by now. It's unbelievable when we get away with it. It's actually crazy the amount of times it almost happened and then it.

Wait, you guys think nuclear war is possible? Oh, 100%. Yeah, but that's not my main point. I'm just saying, I thought Dresden was a reaction of being like, first off, I don't think we've ever done anything as evil as what Germany did in World War II. I don't know if that's true. Like, we decimated cities in Korea and we were like.

I don't care. Six million? Six million people apparently. Camps. I believe it was in the millions. And then we did Japan. Yeah, I think the. Camps? I think the war in the in the guys lining up people on the floor blowing their heads off and getting and throwing families into gas ovens

May I may I I think I think the Japanese are the ultimate evil I'm just saying nothing has been unit 731 that they were doing live vivisections on people like they were frogs Yeah, but nothing has been, well, whatever. It's like the Chinese is your brother. You guys look very similar. What are you doing? Ben, but it wasn't publicized, and there wasn't movies made about it.

Steven Spielberg and Jews made movies about it. So. And this is the Zionist propaganda that Devin has sunk his teeth into, and now he's in a crazy frenzy where he loves Dresden. I don't know, I grew up, my grandfather was in World War II, he loved the same private Ryan. I believe. I love the idea that you're pro- Dresden. I don't know, I grew up, my grandfather was in World War II, he loved the same private Ryan.

I love the idea that you're pro-Dresden because it's in Los Feliz, the Dresden bar. You're just driven by it so many times. And they have a great happy hour. They had a great karaoke. These two old people used to sing karaoke. They were like Mike and Ann, I forget their names. There's no bar called Dachau in Las Felas, is there?

That's true. No, okay, listen. Unfortunately, none of us know enough about what you're arguing. Wasn't Dresden a response to the absolute, utter insanity of Germany? And we go, well, we have to hit them where it hurts. We have to make Hitler feel like, oh, I'm getting my civilians killed now.

They had never taken a hit. Right? Right? I think the main difference is- We have to make Hitler be like, oh, what I'm doing behind closed doors is pretty insane. I'm actually really fucked up right now. So we have to kill your civilians and make you go like,

oh, what are you going to do about that now? Because this week. I think you could say one is a war act and one is more of a systematic genocide. I don't know enough. I mean, listen, this is all based on the fucking John Boyega documentary I watched on Netflix recently. So I can kind of quickly summarize it right here. Critics of the bombing argued that Dresden

was a cultural landmark with little strategic significance and that the attacks were indiscriminate, area bombing, and were not proportionate to military gains. Some claimed the raid was a war crime. Nazi propaganda exaggerated the death toll of the bombing and its status as mass murder. And many in the German far right have referred to it as Dresden's Holocaust of bombs. Large variations in the claim death toll have led to controversy though The numbers themselves are no longer a major point of contention among historians I guess the Nazis learned that from the enemy did the blitzkrieg of

England and London and shit did that happen after before dress before I believe okay Yeah, so what are we talking about? They started it? We're gonna fucking kill your families now You don't get to just keep invading countries. They were invading everywhere. They were going into North Africa, they were coming up. I think the weird thing to me is also that just this, I've seen a lot of Hitler love on the timeline

and it's like seeing this very base. Well, you know what I don't like about this is that I do refer to Hitler as unc. We did see that tweet the other day where somebody called Hitler unc, yeah. We did see that tweet the other day where somebody called Hitler unk. Yeah. We do need a Sysec versus Peterson debate where one guy thinks Hitler was unk

and the other guy thinks Hitler was cringe. Sure. We need a three hour debate. Right, right. Do we though? Like have we learned anything that new? About Hitler? They did.

They started, he started invading the world. Well, yeah, they, he, but I will, so I, So why would it be wrong to drop bombs on civilians in the country of the guy that's decided to invade the world? And if anything, they were able to invade the world because we were too lenient on Germany, if anything, after World War I, I thought.

People were like upset about how we had treated Germany after World War I, it caused economic collapse. And then a lot of people basically campaigned, rich people, I mean, Lindbergh was a huge Hitler guy. They campaigned like, hey, you're killing Germany, like let Germany thrive. And because of that movement, it eventually led to them having enough firepower to try and take over the world.

I didn't know. I don't know that. I don't know, but Hitler was a loose cannon. I think Harry, like, Dresden's kind of gay. It's fair. I thought it was, I always thought it was like, I was like, when I saw, when every time I've seen a documentary and they get into Dresden and it's like bad,

I'm like, yeah, it's bad, but I mean, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, what, 6,000 to one? Well, we got one in. A little taste of your own medicine. Yeah, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, okay, hey. Okay, what, 6,000 to one? Well, we got one in. A little taste of your own medicine. A spoonful of sugar makes the medicine go down, Mr. Hitler. It is what it is. Cause Hitler's whole thing was like, I'm killing it

and you guys are all gonna be fine. Everyone's good. Just live your fucking German lives and keep going like, yeah! And you know. If you see a Jew say something. Keep jumping on keep going like And you know you see a Jew say something Keep calling you Terminators for Jews keep pretending. They're literal like rats And you keep doing that. All right We got we're gonna start bombing your families that are just like having like like nice little pastries in your home

Yeah, scraping butter on bread. And show you what we will do. It was kind of like, I thought it was a necessary... Evil? Detrimental evil, yeah. Devan, I'll go one further than you. When it comes to World War II, I'm America all the way. I'm like, I'll defend...

Do whatever you gotta do. I'll defend Hiroshima and Nagasaki, whatever. I hated that, we should have dropped the nuke on Germany. I hated like, I'll defend. Do whatever you got to do. I'll defend Hiroshima and Nagasaki. I hate it that way. We should have dropped the nuke on Germany. I hated that we never did that. I kind of have sympathy for the Germans a little bit because many of them were advocating Hitler to... They kept having meetings with them.

They go, why don't we pull it back a little bit? Fuck them. They were like, we pull it back just a little bit. They go, you talk to Hitler. You really good with him. They kept trying to kill him. They're like, we don't need to invade the Soviet Union. This is a very bad idea.

And they were just getting like mowed the fuck down. He was hopped up on drugs and you know, it ended somewhat unfortunate for him. It's like Taylor Swift fans. They'll get too big for their britches and they will one day perish. And by the way, beware men who fight monsters that you do not turn into one.

Hitler himself dug a tunnel and crawled in it and died, much like the Jews of today. And I wanna let everyone know, I'm pretty angry. That's a cautionary tale a little bit. Sure, yeah. He studied the enemy for so long, he went underground. He'd be spinning in his, yeah. If he could see them now, if he could see those Jew tunnels

now, he'd be spinning in his grave in Argentina from 1974. Apparently he was atheist, which it's like, you know. What a guy. The man had no, you know, inner spiritual journey. Hitler died, he was walking, Hitler died with a gunshot to his gut, and he's walking around the gas chambers touching everything, like at the end of Breaking Bad.

Yeah. And Blue, My baby Jew. Baby Blue starts playing my baby He's touching the gas chambers and all the I was good at it I liked it I Am the one who gases He It's it's really unfortunate what Hitler did sure and a lot of people died, and I think we're aware of that. I have sympathy for the Germans.

I do aware, I am aware that history is greatly exaggerated by one group or the other for some sort of narrative and a leverage over people and media. I obviously have sympathy for them too. History's written by the winners, right? Sure. So. I obviously have sympathy for them too. History is written by the winners, right? Sure. So I obviously have sympathy for them too. Except America in World War II who did nothing wrong.

But we didn't do Dresden. I thought it was England. I know that was us. It was us? Yeah, that was us. Oh, fuck yeah. Even better. Oh, even better.

Well, let me make sure on that. I thought England did it. I thought that was Churchill's response. That's what I'm saying. Like, root for the home team a little bit. It's a world war. thought England did it. I thought that was church. That's what I'm saying I'm on you know like we grew for the home team a little bit You know it's a world war when they started it. Yes, so Sorry, it's also like our only job. It's our only just war so like have a little fun with it What are you doing? You you can just keep like?

Annihilating countries that are like like just mining their own business. Yeah, and we're not supposed to like alright Well, we have to hit you where it hurts. We're gonna kill your civilians sure to prove a point. Mm-hmm It was joint British and American so we kind of teamed up. Yeah, we really Remember when Homer met Peter Griffin sure it was a great That's how Churchill referred to it as When Peter finally hit over Peter when. When two greats come together. I was, earlier you said you had Churchill's biographies and I was laughing just that if they're just like basically

I hope they serve beer in hell. He's always great drinking stories. He's always great. The time he shoved ping pong girls up a, ping pongs up a chick's pussy, you know, shit like that. He made Eva Braun, Hitler did, Churchill I have no interest in. Hitler on the other hand, fascinating guy, Hitler.

I do love how you react to like you researched this all before the podcast by the way. Well me and Aaron talk on the phone about Hitler and he got me to, there's a biography that I have from his birth up to his up to 1939 when it's by Volcker. I've seen it. It's called Hitler. Yeah, it's called like it's supposedly amazing Aaron's re-read it a couple times because he's like it's it's just so fascinating But I need to I need to dig into that

I just but I just finished Michael Richards memoir and I paired that with an Aon by Young a great reread I finished Michael Richards' memoir, and I paired that with Aeon by Young, a great reread. That was fun, and unfortunately, right up to the very end in Michael Richards' memoir, he gets the Laugh Factory thing, he kind of breezes past it. Of course he does. I thought there'd be a little bit more,

I thought there'd be a couple N words, I thought he would quote himself. No, no, no, no, no. Well, you can say it if you're quoting someone. Quoting, if I may. To quote me earlier when I saw a guy in my neighborhood and I got scared. But I have a signed copy of Michael Richards' entrances and exits and it's actually pretty decent.

He just signed the N word on it. Look. It looks like, kinda looks like an N. Kinda does. He's getting away with it. Yeah, I'm looking at it like Larry David. It looks like mickers. Signed mickers. Signed mickers. Yeah, he's getting away with it. Yeah, we're gonna edit like Larry David. It looks like Micah's It's signed Michael Richards, but the R is so big it's it's like distracting the R is the size of a page

Every are in the book. Yeah, Michael hard Michael hard are yeah Michael hard are and I'm reading another book about Hitler right now Michael Hard, parenthesis. Michael Hard R. Yeah, Michael Hard R. And I'm reading another book about Hitler right now, Running Dog by Don DeLillo, which the plot of it is very interesting because it's an art collector and he's looking for, supposedly there was a sex tape made in Hitler's bunker where all the Nazis had an orgy, including Hitler,

and he's looking for the video of it. That's pretty good. So anyway. That's a good bet. But the last, like, I wanted to do an episode about Hitler. I wanted to. What is this? All people were going to get down to it and figure it out. Let's listen to a little bit.

I want to hear what this guy says. Here's our argument. Anything yet? Obviously, it's a comedy podcast. You know, we're so we're you know, we're not we're not here to be right. We're here. We're here to have a good time. Story, right, and don't leave anything out. You see that he was primarily responsible for that war, becoming what it did, becoming something other than

an invasion of Poland, or just, I mean, at every step of the way, like people are very often, I find surprised to learn there's a two step process well why don't you just make the case for that okay so you've made your statement a lot of people are thinking well wait a second you said Churchill my childhood hero the guy with the cigar yeah well and the next thought that comes into their head he's saying is that oh you're saying Churchill was the chief villain therefore his enemies you know Adolf Hitler and so forth were and so the protagonists, right?

They're the good guys if you think he's a villain, that's not the case, that's not what I'm saying. You know, Germany, look, they put themselves into a position, and Adolf Hitler's chiefly responsible for this, but his whole regime is responsible for it, that when they went into the East in 1941, they launched a war where they were completely unprepared

to deal with the millions and millions of prisoners of war, of local political prisoners and so forth that they were gonna have to handle. They went in with no plan for that. And they just threw these people into camps and millions of people ended up dead there. You know, you have a- That's the problem is they didn't hire a caterer.

You have letters. Is he really like, he's like, yeah, so there was obviously the camp, millions of people dead. Yada, yada, yada. But Churchill really was like pretty mean in his response. Yeah, Churchill like said, I won't talk to you right now.

So he's the devil. Is it, am I hearing this right? Like is this the thing that people were acting like is like there's a fair case to be had here? Unfortunately, you know, it's a post sort of, you know, I mean reality is not, no one really gives a shit and people just kind of want to hear a shocking new take on something.

Sure. Right, right, right. This is unfortunately kind of where we are and this is Tucker's job actually. We're so bored. These are the kind of people he wants. We're so bored that this is like, we like go, wow, oh my gosh, is this the Marshall Mathers OP?

People think it's their job to start a conversation, but it doesn't seem to necessarily be a focus on what the conversation is about. Yeah, because at a certain point you become like, you're like, you know, everybody says like, you shouldn't eat your own shit, but does it taste really good? Is it good for you?

Like there's some things you don't really have to like dive into and dissect at all? And maybe there are some pros to eating shit. Sure. There might be, I don't know. I haven't. Don't knock it until you try it. Sure, exactly.

I mean, my dog eats shit. Right, and it dies at 11, and really doesn't give much to anybody other than a couple fleeting moments of happiness. I've seen vitamins in my shit. My body passes that shit right through. I've seen a zinc in there, an omega-3. My body just spits it right out. It goes through your body and everything

and your body's like, don't touch it, don't fucking touch it. Standing against the walls. Standing against the walls. Yeah, your body and everything in your body is like, don't touch it, don't fucking touch it. Standing against the walls. Standing against the walls. Yeah, your body treats vitamins like the raptors in Jurassic Park. They're just all hiding around corners, like don't move. I thought that was corn.

It was a B12. B12, damn it. Damn it. I wanna hear this guy make what his... August 1941. From letters. Of course you do it. This is the guy's job. Millions of people ended up dead there.

You have like letters as early as July, August 1941 from commandants of these makeshift camps that they're setting up for these millions of people who are surrendering or people that are rounding up. And so it's two months after, a month or two after Barbarossa was launched. And they're writing back to the high command in Berlin saying, we can't feed these people. We don't have the food to feed these people. And one of them actually says, rather than wait for them all

to slowly starve this winter, wouldn't it be more humane to just finish them off quickly? And so this is like two months into the invasion. And like my view on this. Tucker's like nice. I argue with my Zionist interlocutors about this all the time with regard to the current war in Gaza. Look man, like maybe you as the Germans,

you felt like you had to invade to the East. Maybe you thought that Stalin was such a threat or that if he launched a surprise attack and seized the oil fields in Romania that you would now not have the fuel to actually respond and you'd be crippled and all of Europe would be under threat and whatever it was, whatever it was that like maybe you thought

you had to do that. But at the end of the day, you launched that war with no plan to care for the millions and millions of civilians and prisoners of war that were going to come under your control and millions of people died because of that, right? And you can look at it and say like, you know, there, well, yeah, so get back to your, like, your main question about Churchill. You know, if you go to 1939, when the Germans and the Soviet Union invade Poland, as soon as that war is wrapped up on the German side, Hitler starts firing off peace proposals to

Britain, France, because they had already declared war. He didn't expect them to declare war, actually. There's a famous scene where he kind of throws a fit when he finds out that they actually did do that. And so he doesn't want to fight France, he doesn't want a fit when he finds out that they actually did, that they did do that. And so he doesn't wanna fight France, he doesn't wanna fight Britain, he feels that's gonna weaken Europe when we've got this huge threat to the East,

the communist threat over there. And he starts firing off peace proposals, he says, let's not do this, like we can't do this. And of course, year goes by, 1940 comes around and they're still at war And so he launches his invasion to the West takes over France takes over Western and Northern Europe Once that's done Yeah escaped at Dunkirk, there's no British force left on the continent

if he does, damned if he doesn't. Listen, he's stuck between a rock and a hard place. You know? So this guy is, it's very interesting, right? What he's doing. Is this really the gist of it? This has sparked a whole thing where I'm like, I want to learn everything about World War II to learn this guy's whole narrative on it. I would love, this is, like I want to read every single-

I gotta say, trying to give him every chance, listening to him intently, it sounds like his own words don't really make sense. At one point he kind of let it slip a little bit. He goes, he's talking about his Zionist friends, and he said, you know, he goes, maybe I was trying to provoke them a little bit when I said this. And then later he goes, you know,

Winston Churchill was the chief villain of World War II. There's, part of this guy is a provocateur, and he relishes that. He loves saying something and everybody at the party goes whoa and looks over and then he can start spouting off facts and be very smart and be an intellectual and he knows more than you and this and that and the other. Do we know what the worst thing Churchill did?

He was, his sin was gluttony. He was a glutton gluttony mm-hmm He loved the cornish and kill his own people did he kill did he did he like the roundup people? I think there was a there was like a thing like a like a drug Some type of a lot of people were starving somewhere, and he kind of like laughed about like he didn't give a shit Okay, I don't really remember the but did he do anything like a Stalin or a the Hitler? No Okay, so then he's not the chief villain of World War two Yeah, he was a fucked up guy, but he wasn't it said the worst thing He did was the handling of the bingo famine in 1943 where millions of Indians starved to death well Churchill

Well, well mail them shit Mail them pooping poop in a box and pee in a glass. You know how they had the great potato famine? It was the great shit. So he had them invade India and then they let Indians starve? Yeah, but they should have just let UN planes fly over India and everybody just pisses

and shits out the flame. And that's what they call manna from heaven. Folks, we're having a good time. Having a good time. But it says, millions of Indians starved to death while Churchill prioritized food supplies for British troops effectively. But I will say when you're on a plane,

it says make sure you secure your own mask before assisting others. Sure. Even if that's a child. You want to. Right. Because who's gonna raise the child if it, but I guarantee you this guy's not talking about that.

He's saying, he. He's like like that was the best thing he's going Churchill was the the villain he stood up to Hitler mm-hmm he's not going like he let these shitty eating maniacs start wait is this why Indians love Hitler so much and like being Nazis well a lot of North Africans loved Hitler, too. Wow, really. Remember there was those pictures of guys that looked like Anthony Anderson just doing the Heil Hitler? It was like Ares Spears was out there just like doing that. Just jacked black dudes.

I think when, yeah, because they hated the British so much. Because the British were colonizing faggots. Yeah. So then when, yeah, because they hated the British so much because the British were colonizing faggots. Yeah. Well, yeah, they were a bit. So then when Germany came in, they were like, yeah, good. Fuck them. I mean, Britain seemed to, there's

vague homosexual undertones with Britain. I keep an eye on them. I might be a victim of Western propaganda. I don't know. But all I know is that it wasn't death camps. Mm-hmm. Right? I don't know.

Those were humane death camps. Not like Hillary's. Those were humane smokestacks. Dresden, I'm gonna end this episode. He literally did say that at one point. He goes, when did it be kinder to actually kill? Like, you walk up to them with a machine and they're like, oh, thank you so much for killing me.

All I know is my whole life, when I read about Dresden. I was like good and when I've seen documentaries I go good It's about time we fucking because we were just letting these faggots just keep moving forward I've come around on that Devin when I read about an American W I go Whatever we want We finally got a little dirty Good, what, we finally got a little dirty? Good, I'm glad we got a little dirty. Yeah, we don't have to act like World War II is like the Vietnam War or anything.

It's a slippery slope, right? Because you don't want to give any credence to the, maybe we shouldn't have been dressed in, because where does it end? Eventually you go, oh, maybe we shouldn't have. But it worked, it did end. How many people did it hit? Maybe we shouldn't have. But it worked, it did end. How many people did it kill? Maybe we shouldn't have killed Osama bin Laden.

He was his father. Right. He had children. It just never stops. We can do this about anything. And then you become a pacifist, then you bend over backwards, and that allows Germany to rise again.

Right. And you're really gay. And this time, the reboot, this is the trilogy, folks. This is World War III. They're gonna do it right this time. Right. There's a, the reboot, this is the trilogy, folks. This is World War III. They're gonna do it right this time. There's a, the Germans are not gonna fuck up again. And they're there.

Because now the Germans have all these Somalis people in their army. Yeah, they're recruiting. And you know what's funny, by the way, is Hitler said out of all the religions, he loved Islam the most. He thought it was, he thought Christianity was like a pussy ass religion

for like weak, like hive-minded people. The new war is gonna be fucking injured geese versus severed clits. Here's what I'm happy about in summary, is AI is developing at a rapid rate and I think soon we'll have a hologram of Hitler, he'll come back from the dead essentially. At Coachella.

At Coachella and Bill Maher will interview him at Club Random. And we'll finally get, like, cause Hitler's pro Islam, he's a Nazi. Hitler would have been a big fan. Bill would have fucked up with Hitler at Club Random. Hitler would have loved the Hawk to a girl. He goes, I do the same thing but on Jews, not dicks. I go, Pah, tuah, talk, tuah. We will resurrect the intelligence of Hitler.

We'll give his hologram drugs, and we'll just send him out into the world and see what happens. He'll do all the, he's on a two bears, one king. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God, he killed all the Jews. He's on a kill tone, yeah. Kid destroying.

Oh, he's demolishing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In full, like, highishing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In full, like, high German. Yeah, David Lucas is just bowing on one knee. Tom Sager is like, they're fucking gross. Skinny and gross. They wear like pajamas, like, scribe pajamas. It's fucking disgusting.

Dude, think of how many tickets Hitler could sell. Oh yeah. If he was alive today. Live Nation would be all over. Oh yeah, do at least two nights at Madison Square Garden. Co-headlining with Taylor Swift, Adolf Hitler. It's funny, and by the way, a Jewish agent would sign Hitler immediately.

Oh yeah, he'd be like, I mean, my grandmother's furious at me, but I'm making it killing. Hitler's on stage, he's doing 20 minutes on cars for kids. Yeah, yeah. We're like, pretty sure he listens to Limit Party, and he stole that from Devin. A lot of these comics are stealing and Hitler would if he came back, he would be no different.

He looks like I love Lemon Party. Such good stuff. You'd be really upset by this episode of you mad. Well, I guess we didn't really get to the bottom. We're at an hour and a half. Should we try to let this guy kind of summarize the Winston Churchill thing yeah, what is this point on Churchill? Well, I think that I think that's his entire point is that Churchill like declared war and wouldn't hear any peace talks I think that's literally his only point if I'm pretty sure but he declared war because he was getting Become Germany yeah, and then I think he said nothing happened for like a year and then yeah, of course Hitler

You know if we're at war I'll go west and Tucker is listening to he's He was supposed to England wasn't supposed to exist anymore. They were supposed to become Germany. Yeah Okay, that's why it's a bad guy. Hey man a fucking dailywired.com Check it out. Yeah, check it out. Yeah. Look, it's not like, yes, the guy isn't like David Cole. He's not up there saying it was like two or three million people or something like that. He's not like a Holocaust revisionist. He seems to just be a bit retarded.

Yeah, a bit retarded and a bit. No, this guy seems like he goes like six million, should have been eight million. I don't know, I'm not really quite sure what this guy that looks like he was in the office has to say about the Holocaust. Yeah, this fucking Dilbert retard has to say. But I'm sure, if I listen to the whole thing,

maybe I'd change my mind. Maybe we'll listen to it, we'll do the Patreon about how Jews suck. Who knows? Who knows? We are gonna talk about Nick Okada. We're gonna dive into that on the Patreon, patreon.com slash limit party. But I'll say this.

Maybe don't make your whole thing, what this guy has made his thing. Sure. Maybe find a new thing. Don't hang your hat on Hitler. You're kind of pigeonholing yourself a little bit. And I understand the comments say, I don't understand what's so controversial about this.

Well, the controversial statement is that Winston Churchill is the chief villain of World War II. By the way, he has a pretty impressive litter to pick from when it comes to who's the chief villain of World War II. Yeah, there's, you know. And he used the word, they humanely had to construct a way to kill millions of people. They use the word, they humanely had to construct a way to kill millions of people. So using the word humane is,

I would say it's a poor choice of words. Maybe expand your vocabulary a little bit. Go to Webster's Dictionary, look up humane, maybe find some synonyms. Find one that's a little bit more apt. Click on one of those and keep going. Just do a little bit of rewriting, that's all I'll say. But his job is to be a provocateur and he's doing just that.

He's doing a damn good job and I would love to come on him and Jaco's podcast and I would love for Jaco to, I would love for Jaco to give me like a fucking. A one over? No, no, no, I'd love Jaco, cause you know if you're at a table with Jaco, part of you feel like he's gonna start playing footsies with You know a little bit

It's like touching your thigh He goes two guys rock hard cocks out in the desert rubbing sand against their bodies What do you think about that you want to get my truck after you get my truck? You can fuck me in my ass good. I'd love for him for Jaco to fist me with a liquid death cam And then he opens it in my ass Sprays everywhere like somebody just won the fucking NBA finals. That's lemon lime. You're welcome. It's wild that you go, you go, Choco like fucks his wife and he doesn't kill her.

How does he just, how does he make love to a woman? I think he just, I think he just punches the wall above her while he's in missionary. Just whales on granite. Just to strengthen his knuckles, yeah. He's going, ah! Just unleashing the horrors of war that he has collected inside of him. Well, I think we did a decent job at vaguely knowing

what happened in World War II. Yeah, sure, sure. Our official position on Dresden is that we think we could have gone a little harder, actually. I liked it and I don't think enough died. Yeahden is that we think we could have gone a little harder I liked it I don't think enough died. Yeah And that's why we fuck silent Germans. Yeah Even if they were like, yeah, this is pretty crazy. Why'd you keep living there? I'd leave

Yeah, I'd be like web this guy's putting us this guy's making me look crazy right now Yeah, but we're on the alt-right side of history, you know, we're doing fine right now. Yeah, but we're on the alt-right side of history, you know, we're doing fine. Yeah, it is what it is. Yeah, I mean, you pine for a world where people stop talking about the Holocaust, but unfortunately, you know, both sides.

Guys, let's wrap it up. We'll never stop talking about it until we have a new one. We're just itching for a new one. It is, we're kind of playing the hits a little bit. This one's coming at you from 1945. Frankie Valli's The Holocaust. I'm Casey Gasey and one million people

were killed at Ashwin's. We can't, yeah, we're just waiting for another white album. That's right, that's right. We're waiting for another rock star to come along and blow us off of our, sweep us off of our feet, but we're waiting for another Hitler.

But unfortunately no one's really, it's not a safe space for Hitlers to flourish, unfortunately, because of woke. Unfortunately, because of woke. Yeah, you know, you couldn't even have Hitler now because of woke. You know, all these liberal people, they want safe spaces now.

You know what was a safe space? A you know, it was a safe space for a concentration camp That was a safe space You want to you want to do slave labor? Is that what you want? No, you want you want you want to eat worms out of a little tin cup? Sure, you want to get turned into smoke? Yeah, is that what you really want? I do want that or do you want to eat red meat? You want to wake up at 5 a.m. You want to get morning sunlight? Mm-hmm you want to eat? Cruciferous vegetables yes, very good, and do you want to talk about stand-up comedy?

Yes, that's what you actually want yeah, you know what could have actually tore down the walls of Auschwitz is a is a type five of Oshawitz is a tight five. A tight five from a killer, a sniper, that could have brought the walls down. Six million could have been saved by 250. The 250 could have gone and saved the six million. Just one of the 250, Devan. Unfortunately, Leonard Bruce came much later.

But he could have, think of what he could have. He could have brought Hitler to his knees. If we had was into slapstick stuff. He could have Lenny Bruce could have opened his eyes. Come down to the mothership. If you could see a kill Tony show. He was a massive comedy fan. You love three suits as many. Do you love Chaplin? I don't know about chaplain, but he loved the three stooges. He thought it was hilarious. He would get all fucked up on morphine.

Did he know they were Jews? Yeah, I mean, he didn't, I mean. I didn't know they were Jews. Yikes. That one really, that was the one as an adult, I go, the three stooges? Damn. They don't really, but in hindsight it makes perfect sense. No, the minute you told me I was like, well of course I've been a fool this entire time.

I've been hoodwinked. I've been hoodwinked by a certain group. All right, anyway. I guess let's plug the merch real quick. Yeah, merch one more time. So here, you go to here, livingparty.life, you click the merch button. There's nice and green check out We just dropped it on the patreon for people because we printed a small batch of them

First that we already had that the company we're working with already has in so those are going out first, but this site's gonna Stay up and Yeah, they'll just they'll just be fulfilling orders as they come in. The first ones that go through will get sent out immediately, the other ones they'll just make more and send those out. I wanna keep doing lines of stuff, like I like this hardcore line we're doing,

this shirt's so sick. Yeah, we'll keep adding stuff as we go. Sad to see what you've become. Sad. Your cringe thing is just, So sad to see what you've become sad Your cringe thing is just it makes me laugh so hard every time I look at it and the lemon party the Bob's big boy anime Japanese shirt rules. They all rule. Yep Get them get them. We get them. I can folks can we can you know what rules Devin? Crescent re Get him white can, folks. Get him white can. You know what rules, Devon? Dresden?

Fresh eyes on World War II. That's what rules. Pop in those fresh peepers and take a gander at Winston Churchill. What do you pop us in and wake up to what World War II really was about? Who was the chief villain? Pop a zinny.

The chief villain. Pop a zinny and put your nose in a big book. Just Rod Dogg dog World War II. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. My Poppa Zinny. Hey, we're at Barstool Berlin. The Barstool Berlin offices doing the yak with Hitler. I would love if Barstool went, like they opened a Nazi headquarters. Yeah, yeah.

In Europe somewhere. And then Portnoy and Hitler are not getting along. I would love if Barstool went, like they opened a Nazi headquarters In Europe somewhere. And then Portnoy and Hitler not getting along It's a lot of fun drama. Yeah. For a company called Barstool by the way You think it would be about like like I was like at the moment I heard I was thinking about like black comics and like Humping the stool and all that. No, I thought it was like a production company by a black entertainer. It's called Barstool Sports because you have to be black out drunk to think it's interesting or funny at all. Cause you're on a Barstool. Yeah, cause you're on a Barstool.

Yeah, exactly. Very good. Actually, I tuned into something and there was a, the guy from Stand by me, the guy that grew up that didn't get molested. Richard Dreyfuss. He's the only one that, Richard Dreyfus is like, nah, I got molested too.

And he's like, no, Rob Reiner reamed my ass. Fuck the shit, that's why I was sitting so weird on that episode of Club Random. I forget the guy's name from Stand By Me, the group. Jerry O'Connor. Yeah. I saw, I tuned into a Barstool thing,

and he was running around a gym, and he was throwing bean bags through, and grown men were doing this. They were playing like a hopscotch and yeah, I've tacked out and stuff He was Kush love and Jerry McGuire. I think oh Yeah, Jerry O'Connell. Yeah. Yeah, he's great. Yeah, the other guy went on to he got molested so much He he thinks he's an angel Cory Hey, hey, man Feldman Feldman Feldman He's an angel. Corey. Corey Haim. Haim, yeah.

Feldman. Feldman. Feldman. Interesting. Wow, another one. A little Judaic slip. A little another one, yeah. But, and you're thinking about,

I'm thinking about Lakers Pizza now, now I'm thinking about Comic Ping Pong. It's all connected. You put the numbers together. It's all adding up. It's adding up as much as live and party that life is for the merch folks. Go get the shirts.

We're going to go over to the Patreon right now. I hope we got down to the bottom of it. I hope we figured out what's going on in our, well, I'll report back if I find out any new information about this guy, but God bless everybody and their perspectives and their lives. And you guys kick ass, we kick ass.

One love, peace, and peace and blessings onto your family. May you go with God, and we'll see you over on the Patreon. Goodbye. Bye. I'm sorry. But in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina Music would play and Polina would whirl Blacker than night were the eyes of Pol, Wicked and evil while casting a spell. My love was deep for this Mexican maid, I was in love but in vain I could tell. One night a wild young cowboy came in, Wild as the West Texas way.