lemonparty - 103: Febreezy

Starting point is 00:00:00 Thank you. I'm on that hype being always in my face. Talking, listening. Girl, I had the best of me. Wanna catch me. Thank you. And they don't know who I'm doing, but Devin said I'm an amazing, amazing impression. Now, I'm excited for this show.

Starting point is 00:00:39 We just did a classic, a classic Patreon. It was very fun. That'll be coming out Friday, patreon.com, slash Lemon Party for hundreds of episodes. It was supposed to be the main, and then we got very wild and couldn't broadcast it. Yeah, the thing about the dog. No, no, no, no, don't say that word, algorithm.

Starting point is 00:00:56 Dog-afing. Okay. Dog-afing. All right. Devin, it slurs only, not curses. Yeah, that's, we need to watch ourselves here at the Levin Party Show. So there's a couple things I'd love to get to on today's program. Program? You like one of those Mennonites?

Starting point is 00:01:14 Even on today's pogrom? Very good. I... Okay, yeah, we're good. We are. Hold on. Yeah, we're good. We're rolling over there.

Starting point is 00:01:24 Okay, I'm looking at Here we go. Wait, what's that? Good? Mm-hmm. Okay, so here's what I've got to show you is okay You guys know I went on rumble right Yeah professionally No, like I went on rumble a lot to watch Mandalay Bay footage. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys know that for like like a week. Apparently.

Starting point is 00:01:51 Anyone can buy advertising space on Rumble. OK, I mean, I literally mean anyone. Yeah, you can be in the middle of a mass shooting and that you're doing. Yeah. And buy advertising space on Rumble that will play. Hey, get down to this mall. I'm killing people now. Hurry down. Check. If you're out of state, I got a live stream set up. You can aim if you pay five bucks. It's the only people that are buying advertising space or veterans with PTSD who don't even,

Starting point is 00:02:29 they don't even seem to have a product. No, no, no. Here's what happens is they roll to their mailbox in the middle of butt fuck Arizona and they go, wow, I checked for $400 from the government. Dude, dude, I'm literally talking about like 36 year old dudes with PTSD that fought in. They don't sound like prospectors.

Starting point is 00:02:48 No, that's what they sound like. That's how fucked up they are. This guy, I'm gonna type in his website because I couldn't believe in this ad I found. Here's the problem. It's one of those websites where the video starts playing and I can't pause it. And I know we pause things a lot on this show,

Starting point is 00:03:03 but you're gonna just kinda have to sit and watch for two minutes in complete disbelief. Okay, all right All right, okay. Hold on so I'm going to Okay Hold on and Once once I hit hold on I can't really see I Need a bigger monitor honestly. This goddamn keyboard. No, the keyboard's fine. I just can't fucking see. Okay, here we go. Okay. Okay, I'm gonna hit enter. All right. I'm gonna switch over right now. I'm gonna hit enter and then it's just gonna start playing. So just give it two minutes. We'll discuss after the fact. Well, I mean, you guys are going to be completely speechless.

Starting point is 00:03:46 OK. OK. All right. Can we say the name of the site real quick, or do you want to leave that? Yeah, we're not going to give the man business. OK, it's called, it's blackoutbreakerdefense.com. And I have no idea what this is.

Starting point is 00:03:57 I don't know how long the ad is. It just keeps going. When you guys are ready to tap out, let me know. OK. OK, here we go. Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Okay, here we go. Ready? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:05 Yeah, sure. Let's go, let's go. Oh my God. I'll resume watching? I didn't know I could do that. Okay, well watch from the beginning. Remember, it's where you were. Watch from the beginning.

Starting point is 00:04:16 I think I watched eight minutes. I'm like, the commercial is still going. US Congressional Advisory Board on Homeland Security. 90% of Americans could die through starvation and societal collapse. Great play to discover how to prepare. Okay, you wanna watch from the beginning?

Starting point is 00:04:30 Love it, love this so far. By the way, do you see anything for sale? No. This guy's just, he's just, you know what I see? What's for sale is doom. Yeah, and you know what? In a broader spectrum, hope. Here we go.

Starting point is 00:04:43 He's like selling a magic bullet. To kill yourself. You're gonna wanna blend things in the apocalypse. Oh, I thought an actual bullet did blow your brains out. Here's that to prepare. You never seen the magic bullet? No, no, no, I just, I must, I misunderstood. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:57 And again, you know, you're trying to- We're off. You're trying to watch- Make a new Reddit so we can complain about the show being off. I just, I haven't felt the same without the Reddit. I know. It'll be okay, pal.

Starting point is 00:05:07 I feel like when you shave a dog and it doesn't have his equilibrium. Mm-hmm, a deflated puffer fish. Yeah, you got a big cone on your head you're trying to bite your ass. Yeah, I don't know where I am anymore. How do I read about me being a fucking shrill faggot? Yeah, we start, we miss it so much, we start texting each other like,

Starting point is 00:05:27 Ben was really bad on this show this week. Jess, you're sensitive, Devin, enough of the voice, fake laughing fag. I am going to make a forum on my website in December. Okay. So then I'll just keep that going. And I'll set up email notifications for you guys when they talk about me.

Starting point is 00:05:44 Sure. Sure. Hey, fantastic. Okay, so this is, you know, you're trying to watch a video on Rumble of Russell Brand praying for like something, right? And then every three minutes, his prayer is interrupted by this video. Okay.

Starting point is 00:06:00 On Rumble. Rumble.com. Here we go, watch from the beginning oh hell yeah that's him the man who got shot Oh, hell yeah. That's him. The man who got shot in that game. After getting hit, they came 47 rounds, and almost losing a leg in Afghanistan. I'm now on a new mission to help Americans prepare for an imminent and devastating attack

Starting point is 00:06:34 on America. Again, I can't pause this. You see, as an expert in military intelligence. It opens with him getting shot. At least we obtained this medical information. With Adobe After Effects Blast at it. He looks like a crocodile hunter referring to Iraqis. Like he jumps on their back, opens their mouth up.

Starting point is 00:06:51 Look at this girl. Look at this child. Doesn't want you to see this congressional report, but as you can see, it says in plain English that this attack could cause a nationwide blackout lasting one year that could kill up to 90% of the American people through starvation and societal collapse. Unlike traditional weapons, we won't feel any blast on the ground and there will be no mushroom cloud. Instead,

Starting point is 00:07:19 this is a silent untraceable bomb that's detonated above the atmosphere and outer space. It's called H E M P Mitz enhanced gamma rays potent enough to shut that was actual GoPro footage. I guess he's live streams Concluded that the blast will black out our entire electric grid and other critical infrastructure. Again, this is an advertisement. A single blow. Mm-hmm. It could plunge our nation in the darkness. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:52 He goes, that's why my pillow. East Americans have no idea how bad things could get under this kind of extended power outage. So let me spell it out for you. Because it would have deadly implications. He just gets stock footage of like, rather diverse looking at a laptop. See, the moment this bomb is detonated, you'll instantly lose cell phone

Starting point is 00:08:14 and internet services. No phone, no TV, no radio, no internet. By the way, that's nothing to do with him getting shot. Yeah, no. You can't call a firefighter.

Starting point is 00:08:28 The bullet lodged in my brain and gave me schizophrenic. You won't even know. That's why I want to talk to you about something. Or even if they still exist. You won't be able to call anyone for help or even check on your loved ones. All electronics will be turned into junk. You'll have no AC, no heating, no refrigerator.

Starting point is 00:08:47 A goat probably is bumped and jumped on a gun of a dead guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fired into him. Which means you won't even be able to take your own money out of the bank. You won't be able to drive your car either. It's good.

Starting point is 00:09:00 See, modern cars are trashed. Yeah, he's literally, he's getting to the point where he goes, let me be frank, you'll be absolutely fucked in the dashboard electronics that would be four minutes in I'm waiting for some sort of bitch or something. Everything that uses electricity in the world simply stop working at any moment there about 5,000 planes moment there are about 5,000 planes. They will instantly fall from the sky killing 500,000 F's. He goes there's more. If you have a Razor phone for 2008 that will not work either. If you're watching this video, if you have a chirp wireless, it's not gonna work.

Starting point is 00:09:36 You actually know what's going on and more importantly you'll know what to do to protect your family. Those people will have no idea of what's happening. They'll have no idea they're about to enter a world of darkness, starvation, and dehydration. Because things will get much worse on day two! Yes, at first, mercy generators will provide pockets of light and power. But that won't last long at all. Oh, he didn't tell us about this. Because without transportation, nobody will be able to get fuel for generators.

Starting point is 00:10:08 Hospitals will shut down. Americans, when intensive care or life support will also be among the first ones to die. Without utility generators, there will be no water pressure. That means your water faucets will begin to run dry. You won't be able to flush your toilet either The looting it's gonna be full of shit every neighborhood across America including yours gonna be black Everywhere grocery store and pharmacy shelves will be white clean in a matter of hours by black without transportation Stores won't be able to restock everyday necessity

Starting point is 00:10:48 Shelves will stay and the supply of food water and medication And then this is just a play every four minutes and I had to skip it. Turn America back to the 18th century. By the end of that first week, millions of unprepared Americans begin to eat from garbage cans. Hunger and panic will set in. This is a link you hit that isn't commercial. What if you hit this link to go buy something? Yes.

Starting point is 00:11:19 What if you go 40 make loose local gangs. That's why I'm selling candles. You can see with candles, it'll be fine. What is he selling? I don't know, I've never been at this far. At that point, even your own neighbors will be desperate for food and drink. He's selling fear.

Starting point is 00:11:37 And they could become... Geez, again, he spends money to let people know. He's not selling it. If you watched the movie Mad Max, you kinda get the idea. Look, I know this sounds crazy. I love the idea of an old guy that has a computer and is like, tell me, tell me what to buy. Just listen to what the former director of the CIA, James Woolsey, said. He warned lawmakers that this Russian electronic nuclear weapon could destroy much of the electric grid from above the US with a single explosion. Two thirds of the US population likely perish

Starting point is 00:12:09 from starvation, disease, and societal- Dude, just sell the colonial- Other experts estimate- Sub- Will likely lose closer to 90%. This is coming from the former CIA threat- This is a mid-mobile commercial. This is not a threat.

Starting point is 00:12:22 The threat is absolutely- Yeah, Ryan, we're on the Flox Hunt screen. Do you guys want me to even discuss these national security issues with my good friend President Trump? Pretty crazy what he's saying there, huh? Yeah, but not as crazy as these deals at Mint Mobile. Here's a good idea.

Starting point is 00:12:34 I'm actually going to mute this and come back to us. Sure. I don't know at any point. Yeah, he's just, there's American flags, there's black people, there's people in body bags. I think we could just let this play and by the end of the podcast, he'll just be like, let me be clear.

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Starting point is 00:15:04 Thank You Kimball botanicals for supporting the show. God, this guy is fucking next-large. He's actually showing that he's a father of four kids. Yeah, God, those poor kids. And he's an injured veteran. Sure. He's combat wounded. He was walking pretty OK in that one scene.

Starting point is 00:15:19 Well, Devin, if he takes that cowboy hat off, you're going to see just a brain, no skull. Teddy Daniels. My name is Teddy Daniels. Oh, wait. Okay. Here's me. Who's on talker? Wait, this might be the pitch. He was on talker. Bad footage from the day that I almost died. He invited me to his show to tell my story. Take a look. So you're wounded while there? Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I think we have video. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. I mean, it's sort of amazing. You had a helmet cam? Yes, sir. Okay. Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yeah, I was sort of amazing you to helmet cam. Yes, sir Okay, this is this you're not shooting right in Afghanistan In the firefight, here we go something shot and he shot the head right now it's a fire yeah it was to do with me

Starting point is 00:16:11 haha he's got it the enemy he's got it that's you that's right yeah yeah yeah people for the second by around the That's me. Yeah My talk he's He talked to God. Yeah, he had a vision of two soldiers coming to tell his six-year-old that his dad was killed behind Iraq in Afghanistan. Oh, he's saying you had a vision. Yeah From like God with no way out and I didn't want my son So I started going down the hill shooting at the end because I went into that And I was out in the open fully exposed I had made my peace

Starting point is 00:17:02 I had made my piece The fact that I'm here telling you my story Showed me that it was not my time yet. It showed me the God had bigger plans I just love that I believe that my bigger mission you're an Iraqi villager There's something just threw a gun in your hands and next thing you know you see a six seven guy Just run out of the mountains Covered in blood just going die Firing a fucking AK To corrupt the cover this story so you definitely won't hear about it

Starting point is 00:17:45 on the nightly news. Fuck, okay, I realize, let me mute this. I realize what this is. He's collecting disability from being a wounded veteran and all that money he's just pouring into this. That's why I was saying. He's not like listen to my podcast, buy my t-shirt. He has income coming from somewhere else,

Starting point is 00:18:04 probably his wife, I'm assuming. And this is just kind of his deal, because he has severe PTSD from getting shot. Yeah, no, and he thinks the idea of getting help is gay as shit. Now he's talking about the Russian pipeline. Yeah, there was an AI video of Putin saying something. I swear to God, that was an AI video that just played.

Starting point is 00:18:24 It's not even him. It was Putin with the lips moving where they're not real like an old late night with Conan O'Brien sketch Yeah with Arnold Schwarzenegger being interviewed. That's just Teddy Daniels, man. That's Teddy Right now to prepare for the 365 days Well, he's just all like the apocalypse buckets like televangelists have you know do in the first hour after the attack That will increase your family's chances of survival by 99% kill you Unlimited electricity without having to buy overpriced solar panels or backup generators how to shield your cell phone Electronics and even your it's such a long pitch. And this nuclear electronic attack. And much, much more. These are the same techniques some of our elite military

Starting point is 00:19:10 commanders use. I'm waiting. Let's go, Terry! I'm dying to know. They won't share them with civilians because they don't want the population to panic. As a Christian and a veteran, I think every patriot deserves to know these survival secrets.

Starting point is 00:19:23 You know what's funny? Is this guy's going to be a US senator in 10 years I Say because the safety and survival of your own family could very well depend on this critical information When you learn these elite survival secrets, you'll know exactly what to do hitting an ale. Those people won't know what's happening. With a fucked up weird hammer. With a weird shitting match.

Starting point is 00:19:45 He goes, drinking coffee. Drinking coffee, looking out the window. For blacks. The muzzies are coming. Knowing your family has all the resources they need to survive the blackout, no matter how long it lasts. By the way, there hasn't been one black person in any of the stock footage.

Starting point is 00:19:57 Well, there was, but they were robbing the store. And that is true. If you're fully prepared, like that, it's a lot of power. Yeah, he goes, I've developed a specific type of sandbag to defend your house from black people great power comes great responsibility that's spider-man you'll become the leader of your family look at he's holding a whole family up a mountain they will depend on you for security advice and safety they will trust you with their lives. So I must warn you, whether you want this or not,

Starting point is 00:20:26 you will become an Alpha Dog. Putting a suit on, an overlooking man. You'll become the Alpha Dog. It's not even about saving your family. It's being the top dog. I love Teddy Daniels. This is top-key shit. Is not prepared for this attack.

Starting point is 00:20:39 That means once the power goes out, nobody will be able to help you and your family. Not the government, not the police, not even the military. We'll all be fending for ourselves like animals. So if you want your family to survive, you'll need to be ready when the shit hits the fan. Which could happen at any moment now. He's in a K-Hall. He's in a K-Hall!

Starting point is 00:21:04 It just keeps going. He's in a K-hole. Just look at what happened. He's in a K-hole! It just keeps going. He's in a fucking, this son of a bitch, PTSD's a real bitch, man. He's recording this at a bus stop with a green screen. His commercial equivalent of you wake up and he's digging holes in the backyard and just shooting at trees. Ow!

Starting point is 00:21:23 We might just leave this playing the whole episode. He won't stop, he won't stop. I guarantee you, every fourth- He just showed a dead guy. No. He showed a corpse in a bed. Every fourth of July, this guy ends up naked in a convenience store like Walter White.

Starting point is 00:21:35 Just seven days later, they find him in another state. Going like, they will kill your family, they will rape your dog. I actually didn't, I guess I'll look up Teddy Daniels and see if he's even real But if you go to like this is there anywhere on the site that shows a product or a course you can purchase He exists on Facebook. Is there a checkout that you can do? Oh, you're right. He's gone to the House of Representatives in Pennsylvania So you'll probably get a lot and yeah exactly

Starting point is 00:22:00 A politician feared and conspiracy featured in conspiracy ads claiming 300 million Americans will die in attack on power grid. So he was in the Pennsylvania State Center? Yeah, okay, but he doesn't have a colt, he's not making money off of this, he doesn't have a t-shirt, there's nothing. No, it's really genuine mental illness. Mm-hmm, no, yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:21 No, it's beautiful. It's really a supreme failing of society. It's soulful and honest. Yeah. Teddy is doing this. This guy just wanted to get free college. And next thing you know, he's got a bullet in his brain that tells him to make Facebook ads.

Starting point is 00:22:36 The Patriots Digest and Patriots Digest have spent $75,000 on ads featuring Daniels and fake AI made videos promoting false claims. Oh guys, I don't know I think we're watching a commercial that AI is making in real time and he might not even be talking Really? No, he's talking there. I think what he probably did was he probably shot about 12 I think his wife filmed 12 hours of his normal rant before he passes out from dehydration This is like MF Doom's last work. He's been dead for years, but there's like a secret.

Starting point is 00:23:10 There's like a trail of crumbs. You can go to his funeral. Yeah. He's too pock. Do you hear ever Teddy Daniels? Are you afraid of the imminent attack? Well, this is one of the deep fakes, a stimulated voice of former president Donald Trump can be heard thanking Daniels for making a documentary, exposing a supposed attack on the power grid. Aw, that's cute. He wanted Trump to say thank you to him.

Starting point is 00:23:31 Yeah, it is kind of funny, because that's like a virtual girlfriend for a right-wing conservative. He has a Trump doll and he goes, you're too great, Teddy, you're gonna save his time. He butt-fucks it. He butt-fucks it. Like it's a flashlight with Trump's face on it.

Starting point is 00:23:44 Yeah, he's on the phone with a Japanese sex doll company asking, he's like, I'll pay you 25 grand for Donald Trump. I do love guys like this that use AI, because it also is gay Silicon Valley shit to them. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Yeah, they're like, I use the Jew technology against them. The AI.

Starting point is 00:24:06 I'm trying to- Is the commercial still going going by the way go back. I have is it still happening I guess he has a book operation black, but I don't see it for sale anywhere So I don't know where you can get it. I think by he has a book He has a picture of a book with that photoshopped on the front of yeah Yeah, I clicked on the website from some article. They say the book is like 60 Yes, okay, so this is the book he finally visible survival garden. Oh $67 incredible value so he's selling a book. Yeah, he's selling three books. I think in a bundle we go up But why does it take so long now?

Starting point is 00:24:40 What's up your best? Fuck me up he's still the commercial still daddy everything points to a so pay close attention more and more footage of I'm about to be details the Ukraine war our own government these are made with AI Subway but it's a VR riding the subway Yeah Look at him. He's just so gone about the money. I will never stop now He's a pet he's he's talking about how they tried to attack him. They're trying to destroy my reputation So I have no doubt big tech they are He's talking about shit about Big Tech,

Starting point is 00:25:26 but he's using AI. He's like, now listen, they're fags, but I love their fag shit. So we're gonna use AI in this video that's an hour and a half long commercial. I do agree with him. What? Me too. That we're all fucked and about to die?

Starting point is 00:25:39 No, there's a big blackout coming. Yeah. I mean, it could happen. I mean, the electricity goes out in my neighborhood Like for three four days sure a row once a year in the summer Mm-hmm, and you really get an idea of what the hell would be like Oh, I mean, there's the thing like there's a technically a soul if a solar flare big enough hit earth like every it would just break every electronic on Earth,

Starting point is 00:26:05 and we would kind of like go into the dark ages, essentially. Yeah, so this is, I mean, this guy is a schizophrenic and sane guy, but like most schizophrenic and sane guys, there is a seed of truth in everything that they say. Oh yeah, and well, a thing that pops up. They're kind of like conduits for truth, really. I kind of do believe that.

Starting point is 00:26:22 I feel like God is channeling some message through this fucked up guy Yeah, and that guy if you go to Venice Beach. There's a bunch of God's fucking you know Lightning rods just walking around mm-hmm kind of telling you about like what's actually get the closest to the truth There's just a schizophrenic dude on a forum Yeah, and you got to pick out you know the parts that are you know him getting molested when he was three and getting shot by An Iraq guy in the head and then you you get this little diamond of what's well one of the things that pops up is Teddy Daniels wife obituary and it looks like I guess his wife died and maybe he's just gonna he's been on a fucking bender

Starting point is 00:26:57 Mmm, she died December 22nd She couldn't You could read this commercial was so long she died without the making of it Yeah, she's up editing so long. Yeah, she's like the guy who did the special effects for the thing who had a heart attack The commercial lasted the entirety of her life She's just worked herself to death. The commercial lasted the entirety of her life. She finally passed away. Teddy Danes like, I'm in Synecdoche, New York.

Starting point is 00:27:29 And Teddy's like, and the blackout's coming. Honey, are you dead? It's OK. We're going to keep this going. Oh, shit. Look at this Rolling Stone article. Judge tosses order of protection against MAGA candidate accused of abusive behavior by wife.

Starting point is 00:27:42 Huh. Wait, what? Teddy wouldn't hurt a fucking fly. Teddy Daniels, who is running for Pennsylvania Lieutenant Governor as a pro-Trump family man, was evicted from his home last week after his wife was granted temporary emergency protections. And this is May of 2020, she died in what?

Starting point is 00:27:59 Like fucking August of 2022? If that is his wife, I mean, I don't know if it is his wife or not, that's what keeps popping up for some reason You're saying it could be a CIA Diversion so he was like it was doubling he was evicted and that killed Teddy's wife Mm-hmm. I mean I'll type in Teddy Daniel's wife. Nothing It can kill you though. Oh, you see, you know what is your home? Yeah, you know what's probably happening He was probably living at the YMCA and then renting a studio a podcast studio

Starting point is 00:28:28 To shoot these videos right for one day. Yeah. Oh my god the guy from Shutter Island His name is Teddy. What the hell? Yeah, I had that sounded familiar hmm, maybe that's why Teddy Daniels wife pops up and Because this is wife died in Shutter Island. I killed all the kids. Okay. Yeah, I haven't seen the movie in the lake So yeah in the lake out back and so he kills her and then he goes to the insane So then Teddy goes the insane asylum. Mm-hmm This is all very strange Wow the Shutter Island connection. He's still by the way, he's still going still going What's he saying?

Starting point is 00:29:10 And this Indian doctor convinced me I was a detective to have a breakthrough but it didn't work the brain tumor He had a big brain tumor people don't know about that he almost died that's a real thing He just keeps going I have this idea that he's never left that seat. Yeah, he goes mark ruffalo stop tweeting about palestine. You're ruining your career in Hollywood Yeah, it's great right yeah, I can't believe it's still going I know is it like a 45-minute commercial I Actually don't know if there's an end. I think it might be made by A.I. in real time. I think that's what we're saying. It just never ends.

Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah, I think this will be like the like when we're all dead, this will be the last thing playing on a computer screen somewhere. Elderly people click on this when they're watching Rumble on accident or purposely purposefully. They go to the website and they don't know how to click off. They have to call tech support for their internet company. They call their grandson. Teddy Daniels is still playing.

Starting point is 00:30:10 Yeah, they call their grandson. It's been days. And they go, Teddy Daniels is scaring Grand Crab. Please come over. Please. Yeah, this is like, they're like moths to this. They can't like, they just walk into the screen. Okay, so another guy I wanted to I wanted to show you guys.

Starting point is 00:30:29 Hold on. Let me. OK, I'm going to pull this up. Is this another? Did you guys see there was a by the way, we're not getting political. OK, what I'm what I'm going to show you is something from it. It's from a Trump rally. OK, but we're not we're not a political show. We never have been. We never will. That's my fucking Word until we get too tired of doing the show in which case we'll start to start reading news articles. Sure Yeah, that's the natural progression of things. But this right here, this is a biker at in a Huntington Beach

Starting point is 00:31:02 No What a joke well our enemies like China at in a Huntington Beach. Did you guys see this? No. So I can talk. What a joke. Well, our enemies like China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea. Teddy, I thought Teddy was there. What if Teddy's like a computer virus? He's just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Teddy anti-virus?

Starting point is 00:31:20 Yeah, he's like the lawn mower man. I'm sorry, this is a Trump rally where it's like bikers for Trump. They're acting pretty black. It's Huntington Beach. What? What happened? That guy just died. Did he hit that car? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:38 While doing a wheelie? Yeah. It's pretty funny. This guy's running very gaily at him too. It's pretty funny. This guy's running very gaily at him too. Hey, it's so good. It's so good. OK. He's like, ooh, I love Trump.

Starting point is 00:31:50 He loves Trump too. I mean, hell yeah, Trump, do what he should do. That could have been his head popping off, the thing that went into the air. It's like his South Park sketch. I can't believe it's real. He runs right into the car. I guess when he's doing the willy,

Starting point is 00:32:09 he doesn't know that you can't see. He forgot to look down. They ran over to him. He's looking at the sky. He thought he was actually riding into the sky. He thought he was taking off. That's how he started it. That guy was running after him because he goes, oh, liver!

Starting point is 00:32:22 He grabbed and he takes off his... Yeah, they start tearing him apart. They tear apart and put his liver into one of the. He starts swallowing the liver whole. He thinks that's how you get it. He goes, I don't have to die at my meemaw's trailer park no more. Yeah, apparently, I didn't confirm that.

Starting point is 00:32:41 Everybody's supposedly it's the Dagenbeach bikers. That kicks ass. And you you know you hear like 15 seconds of like when the DNT is really heading and he just sees like little he sees like Trump welcoming him to heaven and he goes he goes Derek come here and fuck my daughter sweet pussy that's the last thing he had before he passed away he goes now jack off in here? And he goes, no. Can I pull my shit? He goes, no, that's gay. You ride by exact effect. I'm hitting the throttle.

Starting point is 00:33:13 I fucking love Trump! I love Trump! I love him! I love you Trump! And then your head pops 40 feet into the sky because you just slid into the back of it. It would be just as funny if it was Kamala. I'm not like trying to make it political.

Starting point is 00:33:30 It's just funny. Yeah, it's funny. It's just fucking funny. If you can't laugh at that, you're retarded. Both voters are retarded as shit, by the way. Yes. Trump voters less so, but. Very good.

Starting point is 00:33:40 Oh, interesting. We actually, Let's start saying the truth. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But we're not a political show. We're not a political show. Oh interesting we actually uh that we let's start saying the truth But we're not a political show Unless we're being Republican then we are Yeah, but it said we lost a member of a John Noss biker gang Hey watch just lost 30 bucks. He goes, they banned the Reddit.

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Starting point is 00:35:27 Okay. Y'all don't even season y'all Febreze. Yeah, I'm the lady from the pine saw commercial from the 90s. White people don't even wash they Febreze. Honey, I bought that Febreze in a big pot on top of a filing cabinet. Y'all put a bay leaf on your for Breeze.

Starting point is 00:35:47 Two ways you have my affection. When you're in the can, the can has to be extremely cold. I make my tongue into a bowl so it'll catch it. Or it has to go over crushed ice. You retarded piece of shit. Ben, whenever you do, do not let Anthony Kumia see this. There's a feeling when I eat it, it's a sense of completion. Like I've found it, that craving is gone.

Starting point is 00:36:12 It's okay now. Oh man. Oh man. Oh man. I have two points. I mean this shit has to give you like immediate cancers. Yeah, it's full of like aluminum and like shit. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:36:26 Has Andrew Huberman done an episode? I see so many of these strange addictions, and I haven't followed up, but... They never have some tumor or... You always wanna see them dying within the episode, but they're always okay. But Devin, to be... It kinda starts to make you think,

Starting point is 00:36:41 is Febreze in our food? Are we all just dealing with this on No, I think I think slow base I think it's to be fair that Febreze is much healthier than a lot of black cooking to be fair I've seen the crawfish boils on tiktok. Yeah, Devin this is Nobody's uh cooking a beef and soda, baby. Y'all gotta get a Febreze no cholesterol What if you did go into a soul food restaurant and it's just cans of Febreze that you can, there's like Glade plugins.

Starting point is 00:37:09 The kitchen's just exploding. It's just cans on a fire. Yankee candles. Yeah, you go in a place called like Mama Sweet Backs Badass Ribs. Yeah, you're spraying the rib with Febreze. There's a picture of an old dead black lady like in the dining room, like that was Mama Febreze. He made room with Febreze. There's a picture of an old dead black lady like in the dining room.

Starting point is 00:37:26 Like that was mama Febreze. Like she made a good Febreze. So we were so poor in the Delta, we ate cleaning products for a living. We would steal them out of the white homes we cleaned for money and we would eat it. Oh, I know Febreze is my cousin. Oh, y'all don't suck the head of Febreze?

Starting point is 00:37:43 Like it's a crawfish. Very good. Ah, man. There's gotta be a black lady name for Breeze. Oh yeah, probably. A. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:55 And how is it spelled? It's spelled like it's a... Oh, you know how it's spelled. Oh yeah, D-H. But you want, the thing about these things, I do agree with Devin, you want them to die in the episode so you feel better. There has to be, if you do that.

Starting point is 00:38:09 I've seen all these where they eat the Tide Pods and stuff. And it's like, you never, it's like, they always cut to them with their family. And you're like, the fuck? Yeah, and the kids look normal and healthy. Why is everything okay? I know. Well, we haven't seen this full clip.

Starting point is 00:38:22 Maybe she dies. Eight and one is two. Maybe she gets on a motorcycle and yells Kamala 2024. Just because I don't want them to obtain that habit as well. And I know it's not good for me. So I don't want them to follow that way. My kids are my all. And if they picked up this habit, that's when I'll stop.

Starting point is 00:38:41 Today, Evelyn and I went to the store to get air freshener and ice, which is a requirement. I get excited when I go to the store and there's like a whole row of air freshener. A lot of people see Evelyn spraying public. Yeah, her one. They ain't give her that. No, here's the thing. Go back.

Starting point is 00:38:58 Go back. That guy's not, he doesn't think it's gross. He's like, damn, she fun. Damn. I didn't know she thick like that. Damn, she fresh, she fresh to death. You know that pussy smelled good. I have imagined a black guy in a big zoot suit,

Starting point is 00:39:16 like going on a date and just like before he walks it, like, pick her up and he goes. Pussy for reason. Yeah, he's probably just checking her out. Knows the pussy good, knows the pussy free. That's also, it's reality TV, that's fucking great. Is it? That's staged. You don't have to stage stuff with black people

Starting point is 00:39:36 in reality TV, let's be honest. You don't. He's just, he's looking at her like, what the? You know what's funny, is her local Ralph's is like, I guess we gotta put the Febreze behind the class too. But she hasn't stolen anything, the guy's just like, we have to. I didn't know they were doing this, unfortunately.

Starting point is 00:39:58 So. Maybe, you kinda do hope she just drops dead in the middle of the episode. Reaction, she's still gonna do it. She sprays all the time. I always react like, oh my God, you're doing this again. No, come on. No.

Starting point is 00:40:17 She has to spray that once in a city time. Do you know how hard you have to work probably to not get immediately viciously ill the first time you do this, that you'd like lean into like, I have this weird thing for Febreze and you spray. If we were to all spray Febreze in our mouth, I guarantee it would be like viciously ill. Yeah, we'd do like-

Starting point is 00:40:34 You think so? For days. You think so? I've probably, yes. It would probably be something like- Dude, it makes me sick when somebody sprays too much of it in a room. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:41 I'm just sitting there and I'm like, ugh. It would probably be the thing like, if you put like a Vizin in somebody's coffee And they immediately like almost die shitting them. So like she's trained her body It's probably the same thing as cigarettes. Actually, you have to work really hard to get addicted to cigarettes Yeah, you do like it's because they suck at the beginning too. Mm-hmm, but My yeah, it's that's so crazy. Mm-hmm. She goes you ever put a John Rancher in your Febreze? I put peanuts in my Febreze.

Starting point is 00:41:08 Y'all ain't notice if you ain't from the South. Hey, but that's how we do it in Georgia, baby. ATL. ATL, ATL, every day a hurricane destroys my life. It's a, she's a spraying the little like, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:41:28 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:41:35 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.

Starting point is 00:41:41 I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. for the lobster right yeah they liked red lobster red lobsters to make it a comeback just like chilies I thought it was gone and that we covered that on a whole episode that it's gone now red lobsters making a comeback they rose from the grave yeah yeah Lazarus mm-hmm he's risen again mm-hmm really yeah well happy day yeah they're doing they're doing communion like Catholic I'm gonna make a

Starting point is 00:42:12 Yeah, they're doing they're doing communion like Catholic Church, but it's just a cheddar cheddar bite a cheddar biscuit in each mouth I Am picturing you're sealing a blunt with Febreze Picturing all sorts of stuff sure sure well very many things this very many crazy And this isn't just like this isn't like cuz she's black honestly. This is I. And this isn't just like, this isn't like, cause she's black honestly, this is, I've seen a lot of these. No, it's no. Cause she's black. I've seen a lot of these addictions and there's a fat white bitch

Starting point is 00:42:31 that's doing some insanely disgusting things as well. There's that white, famously that white dude who's fucking his car is an Alzheimer's. White dudes are always doing stuff that it's really not that crazy to me on the show. Because they're, they're fucking, that's why. They fuck a car, they. It's they're they fucking that's why a car they it's more sex you can drink their pee you can find a million strange addictions where it's a white person and they're doing the creepiest weirdest

Starting point is 00:42:54 thing about I'll just do it vague we can't watch anything on YouTube where it'll get copyrighted but I'm just gonna do my strange addiction my strange addiction we're gonna look at the race and we're gonna look at what they're doing. What is that? Liquid, they're drinking, she's drinking like gas. This is a montage of the most bizarre liquid. That's a black woman that's eating chalk, that's annoying.

Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah, that is another black woman. Identical twins are obsessed with each other. Yeah, yeah, black woman, second result, black woman eating chalk. Okay, but the first, what's the first one? Nail polish, it's a white woman drinking nail polish. Is it? And paint.

Starting point is 00:43:27 That's what the thumbnail wants you to think. Meet the man who is sexually attracted to balloons, white, fat, weird creep. But see, that's not that strange. Balloons feel good if you rub your penis against them. That white guy's eating raw meat. Well, that's actually based. He's a podcast.

Starting point is 00:43:41 See, again, it's not that strange. They stretch with whites on the show to make whites look like they're just as bad. White guy, it's not that strange. They stretch with whites on the show to make whites look like they're just as bad. White guy, that's kind of ridiculous. Severely addicted to cheeseburgers. Okay, this is what I'm saying. The whites are always normal. Keep going.

Starting point is 00:43:55 Yeah, is it fun, babe? You click on the guy addicted to cheeseburgers, just a fat guy who's like, no, I don't think there's anything wrong with me. And they go, you're addicted to cheeseburgers. Okay, the white ladies, or the black ladies addicted to bleach. Ah, I told you!

Starting point is 00:44:08 Hold on, keep going. Dude, I told you, it's always the black women have the craziest shit. The white guy fucks a car. White woman that puts a binky in all the time. Not crazy at all, very normal. There's an update for the guy who fucks the car. We were talking about updates.

Starting point is 00:44:20 Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one. Big update, black woman addicted to cleaning products. Yeah. Keep going. This black woman eats face masks right there. Interracial woman who eats her husband's ashes. Okay. All right. She's interracial. Black woman that eats bricks. What's going on? What is with black women? There are no white guys that are doing any weird shit. Okay, white women that keep smelling petrol every 10 minutes. I kind of get that one, honestly.

Starting point is 00:44:51 Yeah, I love the smell of gas. Why do people win again? You know, uh... Smells good to me. Black women who eat sand? Why is this? I thought I had something! Another black woman eating toilet paper. Black woman eats toilet paper.

Starting point is 00:45:05 Black woman eats toilet paper all the time? We don't know if it's used or not, by the way. Oh my god. It might be covered in the dookie. Oh my god, 13, okay, white, 13 year old. Acts like a cat. But it's not eating. That's just artistic.

Starting point is 00:45:16 Black woman, choose dirty diapers. Choose dirty diapers, all right. Do you admit defeat yet? Do you fucking admit defeat? Hold on, keep it going. All right. My point has never been wrong Hold on, keep it going. All right. My point has never been wrong thus far. Keep it going, Ben.

Starting point is 00:45:30 I think we've run out. They've run out of black people to show us. Well, black people are sick, Fox. I mean, that's insane. Yeah, I know. It's like nine out of 10 black. It's all black women, by the way. Yeah, it is black women. What is that?

Starting point is 00:45:45 That's what I said. Why are black women, why are they obsessed with, it's like that, it's like the, you know what? It's like the fucking, it's like the fucking, like Mexicans with fabuloso. It's like a thing, like it's like, it looks like, kind of looks like a Fanta or something. Cleaning products, like they almost are,

Starting point is 00:46:04 they're marketed almost like sodas. Well, there's a reason that like, hummingbird nectar is dyed red. Do you know what I mean? You're more likely to buy it if it's bright and colorful, if you're not really thinking. If you're a flying animal. Well, no, hummingbirds are very intelligent actually,

Starting point is 00:46:21 and territorial and wise. And they're beautiful creatures. I'm talking about hummingbirds. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, when it comes to being racist. Ha ha ha ha! Devin, you are a little ignorant. That's wild. You gotta open the doors to perception a little bit. What is with black women? I don't know. They're drinking Glade. Pfft.

Starting point is 00:46:57 What is? They drink Hemlock. And all the white people, they're just like, I occasionally I fuck a doorknob. Yeah. I mean, what do you want from me? I like to jerk off, you know? And you see that compared to the white people, they're just like, I occasionally I fuck a doorknob. I mean, what do you want from me? I like to jerk off. And you see that compared to the black woman, you go, what a normal man.

Starting point is 00:47:10 What a normal, good citizen. Good guy. Boy, I can't say the N word, so I fuck up my shoe. Because I can't say hard R, I gotta fuck shoelaces. Darn it. You fucking. And the black woman is eating shit-filled diapers. And she goes, I've been called the inward so much,

Starting point is 00:47:30 I have to eat shit. It's how I cope with the world, baby. She eats diapers. She goes, I gotta eat diarrhea. In the same episode, they're like, but this white lady dresses up like a baby. And everyone's like, yeah, but the black lady was eating diapers.

Starting point is 00:47:43 Yeah, it's a black woman eating cats. And they go, but there's a white woman who's like, yeah, but the black lady was eating diapers. Yeah, a black woman eating cats and they go, but there's a white woman who's addicted to making money. Isn't that also strange? Isn't that bizarre? And isn't that sicker if you think about it? It says a lot about our society. Oh, that's so crazy. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:48:00 These blacks. What the fuck? These blacks Yeah, man, they're drinking kaboom, mm-hmm Maybe it's the lean. Yeah, they think yeah the men drink lean and the women They eat Febreze. Yeah, Billy Billy Mays is their guy Fieri They watch QVC and they're like looks good to me. Maybe that's why they don't really they're not really like in the serial killer pedophile game

Starting point is 00:48:43 Cuz they're all to elaborate well black people traditionally like they're not really like you know they don't you don't have many There's black serial killers here and there, but they're not traditionally known for that. They're not known for Pedophilia is not huge in the black community either. It's usually like I mean There's a lot of black pedophiles, but like I feel like there's more white So maybe it's cuz they're too tired from all of the breeze poisoning and the tide potty They're too tired from all of the breeze poisoning and the tide potty And they go I would rape a kid and the dirty diet They're just like satisfied with microwaving a dirty diaper man thrown in the fryer Actually homophobia existing within a culture protects them from raising serial killers and psychopaths. That is true Can I could I elaborate on this? Of course?

Starting point is 00:49:22 Usually a serial killer, there's a couple of things you see across the board. The common denominator from what I remember from the TV series Mindhunter by David Fincher. Great first season mindhunter. Actually, pretty good first season. Yeah. Not bad. Second season. I had some problems with the location. Both are good. But the second season, Jace is referring to as a is in a black neighborhood. Ah, very, very, very bad.

Starting point is 00:49:45 They're trying to find the great, the Febreze killer. Yeah, it's like seven, but he's like, eat nine bottles of Febreze or I'll kill you. Correct me if I'm wrong, but usually they are abused. Actually, I think this is pretty much a prerequisite for serial killers. They're abused, they don't have any healthy relationship with their father.

Starting point is 00:50:09 There's no father in the picture and they have a strong attachment to their mother. Now, what prevents black people from becoming serial killers is as soon as they try to like hug up on their mama or whatever, cause their dad's not there, mom goes, you fucking gay, fuck off me. And they push him away. Like you ain't gonna grow up to be a little faggot. Hold your back up Sit up straight. Don't be a fucking don't be a fucking gay gay walk. This is this is you giving your speech at Howard

Starting point is 00:50:42 But because he's being homophobic he's he's like. He prepared for weeks. But because he's being homophobic, he's crushing. Women in big dresses just going. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I spray some breeze in my face, it's like Mad Max, the metallic paint over the mouth. Mm-hmm, baby. Yeah, I'll see you in Valhalla,

Starting point is 00:51:00 which is a nightclub down the street. Ha ha ha ha. Have you seen that video of the guy trying to tell his uncle he loves him? In the black guy? Yeah, he flips out. No, I haven't seen that. I'm gonna see if I can find that, hold on. I'm gonna type in. I think unloved, like shitty parents,

Starting point is 00:51:26 or I don't know, I think it's like a class thing. Yeah, I honestly think it's just we just kind of like, if a black guy kills another black guy, we're just kind of like, yeah, whatever, you know. Like it's a shit. Yeah. So kind of like, remember there was that guy, the zebra killer, who killed like,

Starting point is 00:51:41 what was it, like fucking 100 people, and he finally got caught, because he was pushing a black hooker in a shopping cart down the street in broad daylight and he's just like gotten so cocky because nobody like ever like yeah, it's the The fucking what was the Dahmer now the black serial killer killed like 98 like hookers and Compton Yeah, never caught him for like 40 years because they were just like, I mean they're just like black prostitutes.

Starting point is 00:52:06 Yeah, they're just like, yeah, who cares. He was killing them in his trailer. Which yeah, advice for you, if you're a serial killer, white or black, just kill a black horse and nobody will ever investigate it at all. Just a tip for the fans. This is the public for sure. This is the public app.

Starting point is 00:52:22 Mm-hmm, yes sir. I can't find it. We lose our reddit, man. I don't get it for hate speech of all things. When your homophobic grandpa starts, hold on. Yeah, I don't know if that's you can just read anything that pops up on screen. Yeah. But basically he comes up to me, he's like, Grandpa, I love you or whatever. He's like, give me a hug. He's like, I know fucking faggot fuck you you come up you come up on a fucking player come up on a player like that

Starting point is 00:52:49 He's like no grandpa. I'm telling you. I love you Like come up on a muff come up on a motherfucking play like that the fuck out of here. She's grown up faggot ass He did like the modern-day version of the fences speech. Yeah. Yeah But telling him not to be like a queer I can't find I don't know what to type in I can't find it Unfortunately, mmm. I believe you unless I saved it on my Instagram. Hold on I believe you and I I can picture it very well. I truly can't believe these black women. Mm-hmm I can I cuz I brought it up. It's something I've noticed.

Starting point is 00:53:25 But thankfully, I have this show so I can express myself and I don't feel so fucking alone in the world. You've noticed from all your. We've gaslit for years anytime. I well, my bookmark page doesn't look good. Whoa. Your bookmark page is insane. Well, to be fair, this is this is bizarre. African children eating fried chicken.

Starting point is 00:53:43 OK. All right. Isn't that strange? This is a real video. This was bizarre. African children eating fried chicken. Okay, all right. Isn't that strange? This is a real video? Yeah, apparently, cause it's from a charity. Who set this charity up, Anthony Camilla? Just for the footage.

Starting point is 00:53:54 I know. The top comment killed me. It goes, well, well, well. Oh my God. They're eating orange juice, Kentucky fried chicken, and french fries. Why is this happening? I don't know, but you know what's bullshit?

Starting point is 00:54:06 Their french fries look so much better at the KFC there than we have in America. I've never seen those french fries at a KFC. Doesn't the chicken look healthier at the KFCs in Africa? This is making me really uncomfortable. Why? Why, because their bellies are full? You fucking racist.

Starting point is 00:54:22 No, because they have AIDS. because their bellies are full, you fucking racist. No, because they have AIDS. Yeah, I did see a cat walk by in the picture. I go, we're just going to leave that one day. You know what, we've done enough today. We've done enough today. I don't need to get every joke in all the time. Why does it always come back to this?

Starting point is 00:54:42 Come back to what? Black people? No, I just wanted to show an uplifting video of that they're not gonna go hungry. Now sincerely, what is this? It's just they're feeding, it's just they're feeding kids. Why'd they do this food?

Starting point is 00:54:56 Why orange soda? What is this, the Kenan and Gal African tour? Someone says they're trying to, can I donate 300 cigarettes to them? I think it's an actual children's foundation, so I'm assuming it's somebody who just didn't know any better. It is real. Look, KFC is a restaurant in Africa.

Starting point is 00:55:17 It just is a thing. But there's also the influencers who go to India and do game shows for food. You've seen those. Yeah, whoever set this up though. But it's a black woman handing the black kid a orange soda with fries. Yeah, for us, by us. This is a FUBU ad?

Starting point is 00:55:39 Anyway, I didn't mean to say that. That was an accident, actually. Yeah, Jesus, good Lord. Can we go to some white people being pieces of shit so we can even this out Ben's like, okay, let me Hitler's image. Yeah, I'm trying to see what if I saved hold on. Oh, this is Well, how we mendel is I don't know if I want to play that well, I didn't mean to go to this page but Wait, what the fuck is it this? Oh

Starting point is 00:56:08 Just another what I eat in a day bitch. I fucking hate these people these fucking fat-ass retards. Who's that lady? Oh, what's that? Sure? I'll play that that looks like a white me mom. There you go This was a day my heart was weird and she could feel it. She's gonna be like Because of you I'm able to get a new phone because of you. I'm able to get my eyes tested and get new glasses from because of you. I'm able to have somebody come in here and clean because of you. I'm able to make a meal for not just our family but Crystal Brek because of you. Like you're not just keeping this afloat, you're driving us.

Starting point is 00:56:42 And I appreciate you so much. Like you, the way you lavish your love on us is insane. Like you take such good care of us, you are such an incredible provider. And I won't just say financially, but you're incredible. He's like, I was trying to watch pornography on myself. Like I have expectations of what you're gonna be like,

Starting point is 00:57:02 and you have far surpassed Like I am overwhelmed with what a great provider you are perfect I'm so blessed and I'm so great. She's about to walk over there First of all, I took her the first 30 seconds of the video is her trying to sit show in the world. So that's a fat black, fat, fat white woman. You got it. Hugging her fat. Okay, so it's still black here. So the thing that she's trying to do is I'm laughing. She he's providing for the family.

Starting point is 00:57:52 You ready for his content that she's like, I'm so proud of you. Work so hard all day. Here's his content. Ready? He makes brain rot. She's like, baby, you make, oh, you wake up every morning, you make fucking brain rot. You make skippity toilet, you get the gya, the Riz, the double chunk chocolate cookie. You wake up, you provide for your family with that fucking brain rot. You make skippity toilet, you've got the ghat, the Riz, the double chunk chocolate cookie. You provide for your family with that fucking brain rot. That's a scene from Kool-Aid Runnings. We've converted to Evan officially. We beat him down.

Starting point is 00:58:37 Brother, welcome to the brotherhood. That's the thing, it's not because he's black, it's trashy people drink Kool-Aid. He's fat, he's fat. Fat people trashy people drink coolant. He's fat. He's fat. Fat people drink coolant. Not black. No.

Starting point is 00:58:50 Wait, you don't like this guy? Find a white piece of shit. I know you tricked us. We thought it was white pieces of shit. No, it's just he does this. He's a provider. Hey, guys. If you're struggling in the bedroom,

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Starting point is 01:00:16 I don't know, it's brain rot. It's fucking, it borders on brain rot. So this guy's like really big on Instagram? Of course he is. He's got a million and a half followers. I just wanna be part of your symphony So this guy's like really big on Instagram? Of course he is. He's got a million and a half followers. I just wanna be part of your symphony Is that tube for oxygen or for breeze or?

Starting point is 01:00:35 It's a Devin It's Galaxy gas. Is it changing the vocals? I don't know man. It's just he's fucking providing for his family, and I'm not hating on him at all No, but He has the fat white woman that sits on the couch with her with her mohawk and she gets up once every three years She stands up She goes, you do so much He's family

Starting point is 01:01:01 I love you so much I'm uncle Charlie from Wheelie Walk and I'm talking about the ass. I'ma walk over to you once every millennium. Yeah, she's the wife-erson of a century flower. Yeah, every three years you get to see it for a night. The internet is creating the worst racial climate like an American is?

Starting point is 01:01:25 Oh, that's very, very severe. Which brings us to the thesis of this show. Dude, the internet is horrible for race relations. Yeah, interracial couples are maybe the worst in terms of the, it's toxic. She's stepping over trash to get to him. Yeah. She has the Angry Birds haircut

Starting point is 01:01:43 where it's shaved all the way up to here like she she got like a John Wick yeah, and can I say with the shirt she does look like the cool-eyed man Unfortunately, yeah, she really does but I saved that cuz I Thought that was funny. Yeah saved it for a rainy day. Mm-hmm Goddamn you Ben God damn you Ben. I know. Fucking raise this piece of shit.

Starting point is 01:02:06 What you do to me. God damn you. Don't you say that about me. Oh okay so there is one thing. Oh fuck I didn't even write this down but I remembered it. Did you guys know that Stephen Baldwin has a podcast? And he gets like maybe 30 views. Really?

Starting point is 01:02:21 Yeah it's called One Bad Movie. I'm about to break this thing wide open because no one knows about his IMDB I Will actually first let me get his clips up okay for one bad movie Just the guy any good donut in this car yeah that always pops up Let me go to Saved hold on I Think I thought I saved a clip of him talking There right there. Yeah. Oh, oh Devin Devin you're gonna get so I this is what I figured out. He is a fucking

Starting point is 01:03:01 Fucking cocksucker watch this. Oh, it's about the capper. Have you seen this? No Steven Baldwin looks like the grandma from Napoleon Dynamite He looks like Alec the day he shot that lady I think Leo loves the game, but he's just not a great actor. He loves the game. He doesn't think Leo's a good actor. No. Steven. You don't think Leo's a good actor?

Starting point is 01:03:32 No. Why not? Because I think it takes a certain amount of depth, and I think it takes a certain amount of presence. And the greatest actors of all time were the people when you watch them They affected you The greats and the greats. This is dying. This is my passion now Patrick the business says Leo's great Because he's he's getting great performance. He's done some great films, but he's not a

Starting point is 01:04:01 Great actor of his generation. He's a great actor of his generation because of his success Patrick. Not because he's Gary Oldman, right? Not because he's some guy who moved away from the finance and did Broadway for 10 years to learn the craft on a deeper level, he didn't do that. So would you put your brother as a better actor than? Leo yes

Starting point is 01:04:31 I'll be nice. Yes Yeah, I thought that was a good or fag I thought that was gonna enrage you honestly No, I listen I understand when people just don't love Leo. I mean, it's I I you've told me you think he's the greatest actor of our generation Well, that's a you said he's our Robert De Niro is what you said. You've said that to me many times Robert De Niro's I'll say Robert De Niro's far superior to Leo, but I'll say Leo is a fucking workhorse And amazing. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna say like Leo is like LeBron to me. Like it's just consistently good. Longevity.

Starting point is 01:05:10 You said many times people underappreciate his level of talent though. And him. Actually I shouldn't ever compare anyone to LeBron because I hate his guts. But yeah he's just, Leo is so good that in Killers of the Flower Moon people were like, right, amazing, who gives a shit?

Starting point is 01:05:29 Never got any credit for that. And that was maybe his most like, out there role. In a long fucking time. He's playing an okie, like looks exactly like a fucking okie. He's being dumb. I've never really seen Leo play like a dumb guy. Being kind of like a despicable character as well. Despicable, dumb ass, but like makes you kind of like,

Starting point is 01:05:49 the performance is so good that you're almost, you almost believe he doesn't know what he's doing to this community. To say he chased the finance, like every Martin Scorsese movie he's done has like made no money, other than like Wolf of Wall Street, but that's like it, you know? Yeah, I-

Starting point is 01:06:03 Like Aviator was a bomb, Gamess of New York was a bomb. Leo's one of those guys that you will, you'll be like, when he's not around, you'll go, ah, fuck, there'll be this big gaping hole in- Inside a teenager, yeah. God, I'd love to fill that hole. Women on yachts. Well, here's Stephen Baldwin's podcast.

Starting point is 01:06:21 I'm honestly shocked to hear you say all this, Devin. You get drunk, you gush over Leo. You gush over him. I think he's amazing. I love Leo. Yeah, he's your favorite guy. He's your favorite actor of all time. No, it's Michael Park, so.

Starting point is 01:06:32 How is he? He calls me, this is back in before the restaurant went heavy, he's at Robert's office. And he says, dude, you work every day. What is that about? Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones, dude. Yeah, well, make work every day. What is that about? Yeah, yeah, I'm one of the lucky ones, dude. Yeah, well make me lucky, I need a job. Yeah, I don't give a shit about these

Starting point is 01:06:51 fucking up their own ass guys. He has his dog, of course. And okay, blah, blah, blah. They all tell stories like this, they don't even know how to talk to them. Oh, shoot, who you gonna hand the dog off to? Oh, I'm gonna hand the dog. Look how he's dressed.

Starting point is 01:07:01 No, he's in the movie, if I'm in the movie, he's in the movie. No, we can't have a dog. Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait just until Steven starts talking. With Michael Madsen, I mean, I don't know how you. Who has been on this very program, did you know that? One bad movie? We love Mickey very much, very, very dearly,

Starting point is 01:07:19 and he's incredibly supportive. And his shout out to Eric, that's the, whatchamacallit, spirit of it. I didn't realize how over the top Steven is, the way Alec is. He's born again Christian, too. You know when I met Alec Baldwin, he goes, he goes, where are you from?

Starting point is 01:07:35 And I go, West Texas. He goes, oh, West Texas. He goes, what part? And I go, I'm from Abilene. He goes, oh yes, Abilene. He goes, oh, open, open, open, open carry in West Texas, right? He knows where the fuck Abilene is. He goes, oh yes Abilene. He goes, oh open, open. He's moved on him. Open Kerry in West Texas, right? He knows where the fuck Abilene is.

Starting point is 01:07:47 He goes, oh yes Abilene. He goes, Abilene I fucked a whore in Abilene, Texas when I was filming a Western. You heard you can kill anyone you want there. You know I heard it's like the Isle of Man you can get away with whatever you want. You know I played Donald Trump, I actually changed the 2020 election.

Starting point is 01:08:00 Oh man, he really thinks that. He wants you to do word share money first. By the way, the podcast sounds so bad. I'm cranking it over here. I'm cranking the volume. It's so bad, it's so low. Why? Because he does.

Starting point is 01:08:16 Okay, so I got dressed up and went. So I'm in the audience. Yeah, no, and he just said, he just went to the mic like this. He hadn't said anything. He just won an award. He just was, you know, exhumed. He was exhumed from burial pretty much. Like a therapist, I'm going to explain all this in a minute. Please continue. What? Does he have a ponytail? Yes. He has a ponytail now? So lovingly and positively in the retrospect. But I just, again, before I forget, just thank you for being here.

Starting point is 01:08:49 This is just, I'm, I was very nervous before you got here. I was very nervous. He does this weird performative, like bashful guy, but then he has a really big ego. He doesn't really know. He's just going in and out of different characters he's played in He has the attitude of someone who's who's taken life who's killed He's also wearing like like olive green like camo because he's trying to you know hide in the industry

Starting point is 01:09:18 Forget about it no more. Oh this he starts doing this Oh, this, this, he starts doing this. You were Eric, so look. Not a lot of guys like that. Oh, it's one of those guys that does that. But he laughs. And it's so, so, watch this, watch this. I love you. They know the story.

Starting point is 01:09:33 What happened? I wanna hear. It was life-changing. What'd they do? No, no, no, I'm gonna say, no, you're not in trouble. Cause you were nice, but you were Eric. So look. Not a lot of guys like me get to say this,

Starting point is 01:09:46 I'm just from Massapequa. So we go because of Bruno. I'm just a kid from Massapequa. It's what he keeps saying over and over. Keeps saying he's a kid from Massapequa, Long Island. Because you were nice, but you were Eric. So look. Not a lot of guys like me get to say this,

Starting point is 01:10:01 I'm just from Massapequa. I've been hate watching these clips. We go because of Bruno. Yeah, Bruno. watching these clips. We go, cause of Bruno. Yeah, Bruno. Forget about it, no more. Okay, okay. Yeah. So, yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:10 Okay. God bless him. Yeah, God bless him. I don't know what that is. I go to that film festival on the Black Sea. Right. And you're there and we're both doing appearances. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:22 Now imagine I go to a film festival and wherever, I'm from Massapequa. It's somewhere at the Black Sea. I failed geography, so I had to become an actor. Speaking the exact opposite direction of the microphone. Like the microphone should be pointed at the back of his head while he's talking. God, he constantly just says he's from Massapequa,

Starting point is 01:10:45 like anybody gives a fuck. The self-importance of that fucking, that fucking shitty wiener at the end of New York. I just love him just being like, you know, I could do the Revenant, but Leo can never do Biodeum. Why is he, dude, he's dressed like the fuck. It's the incredibly goofy movie every episode. Yeah, it is, he looks like the goofy movie. He's dressed like the fuck. It's the incredibly goofy movie every episode.

Starting point is 01:11:05 Yeah, it is. He looks like the goofy movie. He's dressed like the skateboard mascot from 90s when you got pizza, like in a fucking box or something. The tech deck, dude. Yeah. This one's so low you can barely hear it. Listen to this.

Starting point is 01:11:18 Nothing's happening, is it? Like how loud is the trend? You scared me, what happened? Did something just move? Apparently it didn't. Don't do that! It did mature. What happened?

Starting point is 01:11:26 I gotta say, I would love to be his producer. It would be so fun to roll around LA with Stephen Baldwin. It would kick ass. Dude, imagine that night. It'd be great. The whole night he's just looking at you like, I'm gonna kill some horse. Stand over a hooker with a knife

Starting point is 01:11:44 because that doesn't kick the knife. I want to kill another people. Stand over a hooker with a knife, because I think some kids are gonna be like, I want to kill another people. I want to kill another people. I want to kill another people. I want to kill a horse. I want to kill a horse. Yeah, it turns into, it turns into. Duh!

Starting point is 01:11:51 Duh! It turns into like training day. It's like, I don't know if you like to get wet, Eric. I don't know if you like to smoke. You hang out with Stephen Baldwin, you hit a fucking AA meeting and the nightclub in the same night. He tells a story about how long a sobriety is going You hang out with Stephen Baldwin, you hit a fucking AA meeting and the nightclub in the same night.

Starting point is 01:12:09 He tells a story about how long a sobriety is going and you see him get fucked up with you the exact same night. Yeah, he seems like the guy who would end up at like a Chinese gambling house or something. Yeah, you wind up somewhere in Venice and he's playing Russian Roulette with like Vietnamese people. Everybody's screaming.

Starting point is 01:12:26 They're all wearing fucking Bob Marley t-shirts. And he's the guy, he walks in and every Asian guy goes, oh, what is this? What is that? Oh, it's the Emperor Stephen Baldwin. And he walks in and he's like, what's up, man? It's the Emperor Stephen Baldwin! It's the Emperor Stephen Baldwin!

Starting point is 01:12:42 Let's give him the gun! Waha! He walks in and he speaks perfect Vietnamese. He's going to say, thank you! Stephen Baldwin fucking rules. Yeah, he kicks ass. Yeah, I love him. Hey guys, this fall we're done letting stuff rot in the back of the fridge. Get only the ingredients you need with HelloFresh.

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Starting point is 01:13:54 slash free lemon. HelloFresh, America's number one meal kit. I just love. I can't figure out how to listen to his whole podcast. It looks like it's three episodes up there all 10 minutes. Well, it's on Apple Podcasts. Listen to full episode here, but then the full video isn't anywhere. And then what's really funny is right here, they have a X page.

Starting point is 01:14:18 You see, because he's clearly copying and pasting this himself, it's just to log into your own Twitter. X.com slash flow slash log in. They put the wrong link. Yeah, they went to the login page of X and that's what they're promoting as his Twitter. Because he goes, well, that's how you get to my Twitter is you log in.

Starting point is 01:14:36 That's classic, that's classic Steven. Classic Steven, baby. That's Stevie B. Mm-hmm. Here's the Instagram page for it so you can see all the really just horrible horrible fucking clips You can see the highlights of this horseshit hold on High school sequences I had to wrestle Tom in the movie

Starting point is 01:15:00 I'm wrestling Tom Cruise because they do the flashback sequences. That was The story of Ron Kovac. You ready for another? Yeah, one patty. I want to hear so Ron Kovac. Mm-hmm wrote a book. Okay This is a pp be uh, patrick beth david clip. I want to see I'm here to see one bad movie. Keep going down. That's what i'm here to see. What's your one bad movie? My one bad movie is easy to recall, because the only time I ever felt, I'm in a really bad movie, and it was C***.

Starting point is 01:15:33 Somebody stole the very last move. That was sick. And then it has like the Pauly Shore guitar riff. I love Stephen racking his brain. He goes, OK, and then just cuts. Someone said it was a comedy hell. OK, I don't know who any of these people were in. This was actually a true horror movie.

Starting point is 01:15:57 We did a movie called, I think it was originally called Fever. No one knows. And it was at an old abandoned Insanus Island. Oh gosh. We were all at the Cast Hotel, which was overlooking a cemetery right next to the Insanus Island. This is a hilarious clip.

Starting point is 01:16:12 Really believe it shows. There's a real big payoff here. Until I had a situation on set. You got a supernatural experience? Oh, Beverly Mitchell. I would go exploring, I was with this guy who was supposed to be security and we were kind of out in this clearing and all of a sudden we heard something rustle in the bushes

Starting point is 01:16:32 and we looked and then all of a sudden the bushes moved and it sounded like we were about to get taken out by some big ass animal. Not only did it bush by you, like it came at me and then you felt a bitter cold and like you felt something. It was like the strangest experience. This was actually like a true horror movie. Oh my God! Pretty good, right?

Starting point is 01:16:55 What'd you think of the clip? Just this women suck ass at telling stories. Well, but he also like, it just cut off in the setup. It just started to repeat. It's not even her fault, the editing was. Look at him! telling stories. Well, but he also like it just cut off in the setup. It's not even her fault. The editing was... Look at him! He kicks ass. Do you think we could get him on Lemon Party? 100%.

Starting point is 01:17:15 100%. Five grand, we could get him on Lemon Party. Let's hit him up. Yeah, we should. You think we could actually? For real? Yes. Five grand, we could do it. Oh, is he doing sketches also on his Instagram? It looks like it. It looks like he's playing an old man.

Starting point is 01:17:29 He looks like- He's dressed like Jerry Lewis. Now in all my filmography- He looks like Mickey Rooney here. Biodome is actually a pretty good movie. Right. But is it true that big brother Alex said that being in that film was perhaps the most career ending decision you could possibly make? So, and was he right?

Starting point is 01:17:49 Yeah. Now in all my filmography... I love the Baldwin brothers. They're all having mental breakdowns. It's really special. Yeah, they're all just drunk in recovery Irish bastards and their stupid Irish brain is broken. They're just kids in recovery Irish bastards and their stupid Irish brain is broken. They're just kids from Massapiqua. They're kids from Massapiqua, you know? They're just 68 year old kids from Massapiqua. 68 year old compulsive liars from Massapiqua. How does he, he had 38 likes on this?

Starting point is 01:18:23 And it's It's black people like moshing coming soon, does he go to concerts like this? Does anyone understand the context of this? Wait, what is this? This is Stephen Baldwin's life. He runs Bompton. Does anyone have any clue what that means? I think he just thought that was cool and he's like, make that a promo, coming soon. Yeah, send it to his assistant.

Starting point is 01:19:06 Coming soon. Go to the very first clip. The very first clip for One Bad Movie. All right. Here we go, hold on. So it's just a still image. A still image of him with his hands over his face. It says, okay friends, what's coming with one bad movie will be lots of fun.

Starting point is 01:19:28 That's it. The podcast, it looks like it's getting around like 500 views. That one with whatever this guy's name is with the glasses got 3,000. I can't believe he got on PBD. Who's PBD? Patrick Bed-David. Patrick Bed-David. Oh, sorry. Dude, come on. Only the biggest retard in all of podcasting. I can't believe he got on PBD Who's PBD Patrick bed David? Dude come on only the biggest retard in all of podcast

Starting point is 01:19:50 Plants yeah, we should have him and PBD on at the same time. It's so funny to be the retards Joe Rogan Man well, I think that's that boys. Yeah, I think we did it. Patriot. We did it, just a kid from Massapicua. Just a kid from Massapicua. Just a kid from Massapicua. Just a kid from Massapicua

Starting point is 01:20:18 and I've got disassociative disorder. Now, no, no, no, no, no, no, Devin, what is your one bad movie? He does that a lot if you watch the clips. Yeah does this very it's so bizarre But you know it's so strange all the other all the brothers in that family. They all get to go. I never shot somebody Patriot comm slash lemon party For extra episodes and everything else and Merch store merch. Oh, yeah merch store lemon party live. I keep forgetting to promote that

Starting point is 01:20:53 I think some of the shirts sold out, but we have other ones Yeah, a couple of them are selling out. So, you know get them while they're hot. Yeah Anyway See you guys. This will air I guess after my show in Austin, so thank you guys for coming out. It was a great time. Everyone had fun.

Starting point is 01:21:12 We all went to David Buster's after and had a kick ass time. I'm still alive. I didn't die. I've been killed by that guy in Austin, that serial killer guy. This is gonna be so funny when we upload it after you die. I'm murdered in Austin, Texas

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Starting point is 01:21:52 the live streams. I think that's it. I think we got everything. Yeah, I think that's it. All right. Peace, guys. All right. Bye. I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina, music would play and Polina would whirl. Blacker than night were the eyes of Polita, Wicked and evil while casting a spell.

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