lemonparty - 107: Eyes Wide Trump

Episode Date: November 12, 2024

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This is my fight song. I'm on that light beam. Always in my face, talking, listening. Girl, I had the best of me. This is my fight song, my stay alive song. We're. Hey. No, no, no, Devon, there's a much better, there's a much better one if you'd allow me to play it. Are you gonna do Will.i.am, Yes, She Can?

No, no, no, no. I've already been all over this. This is, there's a lot of things that have been memory-holed this election. Memory-holed, yes you can. I've already been all over this. There's a lot of things that have been memory hold this election. Memory hold, yes. Like for instance, Trump being a child molester, who was like best friends with one of the most notorious pedophiles of all time.

Bill Cosby? I don't buy that, talk to the hand. As well as Clinton. People jump on the Clinton thing very quickly. I think Trump is very funny. I'm very happy for the people who voted for the pedophile that won. Yeah, I am us.

They chose the right pedophile. That's this country, that's democracy. Which pedophile are you rooting for? I would have voted for Kamala if I knew that she raped more kids. That was the problem, is I go, I can't see her holding a kid down. And you know what's funny?

I know Bill Clinton, it's confirmed, was on that airplane and he was it's confirmed was on that airplane, and he was you know face fucking The people on that airplane. I'm trying to stay good in the algorithm, Virginia Virginia whatever free year. I was still much rather have Bill Clinton than Hillary any any day of the week as president Bottom line is a powerful successful men that get things done. Yeah, they rape they rape they rape and if you're and it's like can we get over it? Can we just like move on move on and if you're still in line stay in line? Yes, they're gonna do a recount Come all is gonna win this thing. Yeah. Oh, I've heard that yeah, I've heard that I've seen that and That I hope that happens because that this January 6 will be way better than last

It's just gonna be like wine moms drunk driving into the Capitol. If they take the election back and say he didn't win, oh my God. Can you imagine that? I'll go to the Capitol. Can you imagine the fact, oh, if Trump loses, but I wanted to do Lib Jan 6th. Lib Jan 6th.

That was my dream. You can't identify any of them, they're all they-thems. No one's going to jail for that one. Am I right, folks? Thank you. Thank you. There was either 3000 or 6000 there. We don't know. Who fucking knows?

Just, yeah. People that weren't right for like Abbott Elementary getting arrested, like the Bob's Burgers guy. Yeah, throwing yoga mats over a barbed wire fence so their fat, hith husbands can scale it. Oh, I remember this. Yeah. Got memory hold.

The disabled and war heroes. Was this about this election? Yes. Yes. For obvious reasons, there are a lot of Republicans who are suddenly very Kamala curious. Memory hold. All these organizations of Republicans for Kamala.

It's very exciting. Without further ado, let me offer you a song that's from the point of view of one of these Republicans, one of these good citizens, who formerly was a little bit blinded by misinformation. You know they humiliate rich ones often too. Who has now found their way to see clear. They did?

They made him fuck a guy on The Mushroom Show. In The Last of Us. Yeah. Which is a hunk of shit episode that I rewatched with Ben. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a piece of shit, everyone was tricked, it was not good. It sucked. I know, I needed I rewatched with Ben. It's a piece of shit, everyone was tricked, it was not good. It sucked.

I know, I needed to rewatch it because I thought it was good when I first saw it. Well, you're a lib cuck. I am, it's in my, listen, you should be proud of me, I have lib cuck in my blood, I resist it as hard as I possibly can. If you're gonna vote for a pedophile, at least vote for a funny one,

who's kind of charming and hilarious. Like Jimmy Saville. Exactly. Funniest pedophile around. Exactly. at least vote for a funny one who's kind of charming and hilarious. Like Jimmy Saville. Exactly. Funniest pedophile around. Exactly. I don't even listen with the Trump Epstein stuff. He's so into himself.

I don't think he was aware. I think he's Trump. He's not like, yes kid, like he's not, he goes, Jeffrey does his own thing. I can play the Katie Johnson I think he did harrowing. Thanks to 13 and 14 year old girl Closer to Epstein than a lot of people are and as time goes on by the way Elaine Maxwell will be going to trial next November really So we'll know a little bit more maybe.

I heard from people on the right that Trump was telling people to stop fucking kids there. That's why he flew so many times with them and hung out with them. He was persuading him to. Yes, he was trying to change the culture from within like Moneyball. Right, yeah.

Okay, interesting. He goes, you can't fuck a 13 year old, but you can fuck two 18 year olds. We recreate a child in the aggregate. Really, you're about to, okay, you're about to open my eyes, but first. Yeah, well I wanna defend my. Nick Offerman's very funny, the mustache is so funny. Well in the mutton chops, I wanna stress this,

they're ironic. That's so funny. He's not actually, cause that's something a Civil War general who was bad would have something like that. Only a racist would grow mutton chops like that. Exactly, but he shows people that people with mutton chops and a mustache are good. Which he is.

He's a good man. He's a very good person. He's a good person. He's showing very good person. He's a good person. He's showing America that even a man's man can be cringe. It's true. And by the way, why is he making all these canoes? Is he dumping bodies? To sail to that island. He's trying to get there.

He's like the Native Americans who settled the Samoas. He's just going in a raft across the ocean. All right, this was memory hold for some reason, but yeah, it was a great little tune. And I don't know why I didn't catch it a little more. When he mocked the disabled and war heroes, I thought, well, that's OK. And when he told us to march on the Capitol

I said, yes sir, point the way But the cons and lies, the rapes and rants All the bullshit laid on thick Got me tired of trying cause there's no denying Trump is f***ing dead Dude, he's going there! So I'm proud to be a Kamala man who's quit the GOP. Cause I just can't stick with a man convicted.

OK, any questions? I think enough has been said. I love the whole- I think I'll just leave that there. I love the felony stuff like that, Matt. Like every president's a war criminal. Who gives a shit about his felonies? This guy tried to eat a baby on TV like a week ago.

Yeah. Biden, he deep throated a baby's foot. Dude, he did deep throat a baby, yeah. If you did that to my baby, I would tell my wife we need to leave. If any of you picked up my baby and put your it's a leg down your it was right He looked like an AI photo. I thought it was fake when I first saw and what it is is as you get older You just become more perverted right in your 30s in your 40s

You're like I I kind of get sniffing a woman seat after she gets up sure and of course We've all done. We've all done that. So by the time you're like 80, you're like, I'll eat a baby. Right, but I love becoming so much of a pervert. You're not only a baby guy, you're into baby feet. No, you're just into eating people, babies, whatever. You're into the baby's feet specifically.

You're like Tarantino for babies. They hate his dementia because it's manifested, like he's about to blow it it like he's about to show Everybody like he forgets. He's not at the party. Yes. He's not in front of molluck. Yeah, he forgets There's not a burning effigy behind him He's drooling. He's holding a baby. He's drooling on Halloween the night of the No, yes fucking daughter. He's seconds away from pulling out a knife and carving a pentagram in the baby's forehead He doesn't know where he is

Didn't his daughter like write a whole book about like how he used to get in the shower with her like be on her and Yeah, he's a pedophile He rapes women and fucks kids the same as Donnie. I don't donny T You know what? I'm not you know it's not not even cuz I show you plenty of evidence that he did Okay, hold on before that I want just stuff has been debunked for sure, but it doesn't mean he doesn't I just don't see him I don't think he's such a pig. I think he I think he's incapable of that. Okay, I'm taking the pussy Here's everybody. No, I don't I don't here's everybody's rebuttal to Trump having very very close. Let's just call what it is He was close friends with Epstein. Yeah, everybody's rebuttal to Trump having very very close. Let's just call what it is. He was close friends with Epstein

Yeah, here's everybody's rebuttal. Yeah, Clinton flew on the yes. He's also a pet of Trump was close friends. They're all pedophiles Yeah, I think you gotta be they are all Take the knee on they're all they're all pedophiles. I think Trump is more like he's just such a he's a pig in the opposite American way where I think he's without knowing it, moral about not fucking kids. Because he's like, that's gross, they don't even have tits.

I think he's so shallow. I actually think he's so shallow, he's like, you're disgusting, she doesn't even have an onion booty, you're a sick fuck. Can you give me, he was at least in a big room where there was kids and G-strings. He was just eating a burger and he goes,

I can't believe you guys do that, that's insane. Yeah, possibly, but they took them to other rooms and stuff on Epstein's. We're acting like they had, like it was like a playground. They had rooms, curtains, you don't know what's happening back there. It's like a brothel. He said Epstein is a terrific guy

and he likes women maybe as much as me and he likes him a bit on the younger side. Yeah, but he means in a cool days and confused way like 17. I don't know. Well, okay, so the word side That's an interesting choice of word. That means there's two. There's a line. There's a line. Yeah, but Trump's also kind of gay and sassy, and gay guys love kids. Mm-hmm. And they also- Evan makes a good point.

That's a great point. Do gay guys love kids, and they love molesting the shit out of them? Yeah, and I'll never have a problem with gay guys and their whole weird thing with 15-year-olds. It's like I've said before, it's a cultural issue, it's the same as blacks and dog fighting. I'm not gonna get into that.

Sure, right, right, right. Because those dogs are like, well, those black guys actually shepard me into being a man. It's just how they were raised, you know? Gay guys, Harvey Milk, he liked it. He took in a lot of 16 year olds, 17 year olds, and they hung themselves and stuff,

but he still fought for gay rights. And you do, can I ask you, does it matter if, the gay guys who are fucking 15 year olds, the kids who they're fucking, they have to eventually grow up to be gay men themselves Yes, if they were fucking guys, and they're like I that was just a weird time of my life I fucked that 45 year old man. That's a little yeah, that's a little different Yeah, I think so cuz it's cuz cuz when you're being gay and and young Coming into your identity it it's immediately coming into your identity,

it's immediately sexual. Your identity is sexual. It's not like I'm... It's coming in butts and nuts and stuff. Not even that, but if you are, if you're 15 and you are like, I'm gay, and then older gay men teach you how to be gay, what are we talking about?

Being gay is ass fucking. Right, it's getting fucked in the ass. It's like, you know. For some gay guys, for others it's like a... Are you saying you wouldn't throw the ball around with a kid with a great arm? You don't wanna teach him how to be a pitcher or a quarterback? There's a gay guy going to the Dominican Republic like great dick on that kid.

Lot of promise in the community. I'd help him break his glove in. Sure. I'm just saying, you admit. You put a big ball in his ass and then put a rubber band around the cheeks. With Vaseline. It's weird, you know when people go like,

I think that kid might be gay. I'm talking about like a kid kid. Oh sure. Kid kid, what are we saying? We're saying I think that kid might take it in the ass. That's inherently sexual immediately. Can I say it's usually right though? I feel like that's usually right.

Cause they're gay as shit. You can tell a gay guy. They just start talking, they do that. What is that? What is that? I don't know. There's something about, instead of pussy, you like ass and then it changes the entire- How you speak, how you move, I don't know.

I've been walking them up. I've been capturing them and studying them for years, Jace. I still can't get to the bottom of this. But it's gotta be like some chemical thing, right? Like a testosterone estrogen level type of thing? You think, but I also think it might be like being a wigger. Like you train your brain to act that way or to talk that way.

Like you're speaking petois, like you're jet angst. I think so. Right. I don't know though. But there's some kids really, like fabulous. Yeah, who are natural. They're naturally like that. And I'm like, well how the fuck does that happen? We knew kids in Texas who they're like seven.

I'm like, these kids have no access to gay people or gay media. And he's just like that. What whatsoever. And it's just how they are. He's on the right track, baby. He was born this way. That wrist naturally flops. It's a floppy wrist.

It's genetically floppy, that wrist. It's an interesting thing. Because the wrist, when it goes in, is you jerking yourself off like a man. Wrist out, jacking another guy off. Oh, that's actually a really good point. Honey! Wrist out.

Or, fuck yeah, I'm fucking, I'm straight as shit, and I'm coming to women. Or, oh my god, I'm jacking men! Or you're fingering a pussy, you're turning your hand around to go inside a pussy. I thought it was like they're throwing their cum at people. They go, hunny, and the cum flies across the room. Like it's a, like it's a.

It gets in your hair. Like how monkeys attack civilians, they throw a cum at them. Yeah, is that what monkeys do? Well monkeys will throw their shit at people. That's true. As like an attack maneuver. I'm sure they've thrown cum. It's probably been recorded instances or but. I think they're precious about their shit at people. That's true. It's like an attack. My name. I'm sure they've thrown come it's probably been a recorded and

I think they're I think they're precious about their come Monkeys if you try to get a monkey's come up like rip your face off. It's like a dragon and gold It's not gonna let go of all the come in the world Yeah, the monkeys like you have to answer is free riddles and you can get some my calm Did you see like those like 43 monkeys like escaped the zoo in South Carolina? Yeah, Anthony cameia moved Very good very good. Well, they got one Do you think the cop was like this my chance and then he just kneeled on the monkey's neck just on the street?

Dude, I saw maybe the craziest cameo tweet the other day. What? Should I look it up? Or should I not show it on YouTube? He's taking a picture in front of a civil war cannon in South Carolina. He goes, it's so amazing to live in South Carolina.

He goes, I look at the trees sometimes and I go, I wonder if this was used to help out that problem back in the day and I admire it, it's sick. He's a sick fuck. That's insane. I don't know, it just popped up. To even think of that went crazy. Imagine Tate, you wander around,

you go, what a beautiful state I know. I think these trees were used to kill black people. Like, and you enjoy that. I know, that's the thing, it's like, that's the thing I've always said about Anthony, is that it's every experience, like, you could be in a Japanese garden looking at a koi pond,

and you'd be like, I bet a black guy would fry these fish up real good. It's like, there's no, you're going A to Z. It's unbelievable, man. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Here we go. That's it. Jesus, man. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Here we go. That's it.

Jesus, man. In Beaufort, South Carolina, a lot of history here. I look at every tree branch and wonder if any of them helped out with the cause back in the old days. It made me sick to my stomach. And it's utterly disgusting. I know.

He's a fucking racist man. Because you have such love for Anthony to your heart, it's almost like. It's so annoying. It's like your dad discovering his kid's diary and it's about killing his sister and beating schoolmates and stuff. It's just so outrageous that God can give a man

the gift that he has, his comedy, and he's also this guy. Well, I've argued for a very long time that if you look at the evidence, God hates black people. If you can throw everything together, just fate-wise, you know? Yeah, you could have a good life,

but you have to be insanely famous. You have to be insanely famous, and even then, it might not work out at all. It still could be a problem. Yeah, I mean, look at Young Thug. Poor Young Thug. Young Thug. Cut all, yeah. I mean, look at young thug. Poor young thug. Young thug. Cut down too early.

What happened to young thug? Is he dead? I mean, he deserved it, probably. He was doing gang activity or whatever the fuck. But like. Is he alive? He got off, he was in prison, or he was gonna go to prison for maybe the rest of his life

and then he got off because he has a great, he has a great Jewish man working for him. So now, but he can't like, he can't hang out with like. He can't go to Chicago, is that right? He can't like go to certain places, he can't hang out with like tons of old friends. Can I have a list of the places? Yeah, the Beverly Hills Country Club,

the Brentwood Country Club. I gotta say though, Ben, you know, this Donald Trump Epstein stuff, I wanna ignore it. It's bothering me. I know, well, Ben, you know, this Donald Trump, Epstein stuff, I want to ignore it. It's bothering me. I know, well, it's inconvenient. Didn't that, and I don't think it was Lip Tart shit, that tape came out, right, that was like Epstein saying, Trump's my best friend.

Yeah, but don't you say that about everybody. I mean, isn't it a fake industry? I mean, we're in the, you know, we're in the. It's like when we're at a comedy show and somebody brings up another comedian, we're like, break, guys. It's an industry party. Every industry party I've ever gone to people you walk in people

go you're oh my god you're the best they hug you and then you stand there and then you see them say that to ten other people mm-hmm yeah so this was by was that guy's name Michael wolf that guy's he's kind of like a retard this guy that and he did it obviously to like get attention and stuff right around when Trump was like two days before the election. Yeah, it was all pretty much stuff that everybody knew anyway There wasn't anything like really damning in it Like he says Trump was like a really bad guy and he would he's very charming And Epstein said this all in 2017 on tape, right? and it says in the tape Epstein claiming this all in 2017 on tape. Right, and it says in the tape, Epstein claiming Trump liked to fuck his friend's wives

and first slept with Melania on the Lolita Express, which I guess does help Devin's argument a little bit, that he was sleeping with a grown European model. He went there because he knows the husbands are pedophiles. He goes, when they're fucking the kids, I got your wife. But it would be funny if- Like a great man. Yeah, that's true. That's true. You know what's funny?

He would. He wants to fuck his daughter. He's a sick fuck. You know how Epstein would fuck all of his friends' wives. His daughter is pretty hot though. Got big. Would you ever say that publicly? Big huge tits.

The amount of times he was on the view and he was like, you know, God, look at her. And he said, look at her body. Look at her body. And it wasn't even like she's got a really pretty face. Like, look at those lips. Look at her body. And it wasn't like she's got a really pretty face. Like, look at those lips. He looks her up and down and shit. He does like the curvature thing.

She's got nice, fat, wet lips. My daughter. The quote is, he said, she's always been voluptuous. I think is the, what's the other? Then there was that other quote. They go, what do you have in common with your daughter? And he goes, I wanna say sex, but I can't say that. And everyone just laughs, but it's like,

what the fuck are you talking about? Mm-hmm? Yeah, that is a little weird Well how he would Trump would try to have sex and this is something we already knew that was in these Epstein talking about this in this recording From this retard, but really quick. I just think Trump's said I think Trump's retarded enough to just be so proud that he made good pussy, right? to just be so proud that he made good pussy. Right. You think he's like one of his. I don't know if he's attracted to his daughter.

I think he's just such a, he just loves everything he makes. It's like oh, Heisenberg, never smoked meth, but he made the best meth. He loves his product, and he looks at other people's kids, and he goes, this isn't blue enough! No. Stay out of my daughter's pussy. Stay out of my territory. Come. Stay out of my territory.

But you are right, he's probably like Trump town, beautiful town, my daughter's pussy. Wet his pussy in the Tri-State area. That is a, I'll buy that. He's such an egomaniac. So he'd fuck his friends, so what he would do is, he apparently did this to a lot of people, and Epstein said that he would charm the hell out of people

and be really nice to them and get in their good graces so he could fuck them over. And he said he was one of the worst friends he'd ever known in terms of how he treated people. Epstein was? I know. Trump was. Trump was one of the worst.

Epstein said that about Trump. Yeah, that he would lie to people, he would fuck them over really bad. He wanted to gain, he wanted lie to people he would fuck them over really bad and he would he wanted to gain He wanted them to gain his trust. Yeah, you know, so then he could manipulate them more and then fuck them over Yeah, art of the deal type shit. Yeah, so which is very funny cuz people go well That's just cuz you know, he's in it's like this weird blend of like because you know he's in, it's like this weird blend of like

people go oh he's intelligent. That's what people say they go he's intelligent. It's like well, I don't know if that's true. I think Trump is in. Because you just mean you're morally retarded. He's intelligent like Tony Soprano, it's like native intelligence. Right. Like it's intelligent the way like a chameleon

catching a fly is, like it's in his nature. Yeah. know, yeah, but people say like he's just good at business He just smart but what's fun like so people say like he's intelligent if he's like lying to people and fucking them over to get What he wants, but that's not intelligent. That's just being bad, right? But the same but no one ever if you like do something really good Morally, like you tell the truth that you're very honest. ever says that you go that's he's just a smart guy he says the Truth that the cost of they go that expensive his own well They go that guy's a fucking dumbass And they even know he doesn't have as much money now

This is the moral and I wanted to be able to defend my indifference toward the Election and not voting and not giving a shit and that's why I looked into a lot of this stuff. I'm like, no, I'm not going to associate myself with any of these people. They're all gonna burn in hell forever and ever and ever. If there is a hell. I will never, ever vote because they always suck ass. I think they're evil though.

The only person I'd wanna hang out with is Donald J. Trump and he's an awful human being. He's amusing and hilarious, but he's a terrible guy and he accelerated our country and our entire, just like, just the. That's the culture reward. Zeitgeist 30 years ahead by winning in 2016. It was hilarious, it's fun, but it's not great.

But he's the only guy I would actually want to hang out with and that's crazy. Like I will never, why would I ever, you're not good people, I don't, I would never support you. Why is it bad to not vote? I think they just, you know, they use shame. It's like the If you don't if you don't vote that's a win for the guys doing almost the exact same thing for the most part Yeah, I just there's too many people well

I think I think it's related to and the problem is it's related to people associating the Democratic Party with goodness which they are They're just diet Fascism, you know, whatever, you know, I that that's the reason I didn't vote And how is an institution good if the person that is pushed isn't that is never good, right? They're never good. Yes It's it's all the same stuff they're all they all fuck kids. Yeah. There's human trafficking rings that are being run. They all have knowledge of very evil things. They kill a lot of people. There's a lot of innocent civilians that are killed.

There's tons of- Not publicly, not privately. No one's good, I'm not taking, I'm just not gonna, all I'm saying, this election, maybe there will be an election where someone is pushed forward where they're good. I'm just saying, Trump fucks kids, even though,

even though there is not actual evidence for him fucking kids. But I'll try to present an argument for it. Present it. My wife told me not to go political this episode. She's like, everybody is going to be going political. No, but this is a political. We're talking about kid fucking. There's nothing political about that.

It's inherently political kid fucking. But we do this every episode. If I vote, I have to live in the value system that everybody else has created. And I'm not gonna do that. I have my own system of value. You should only vote for like the local things, you know? Like slavery.

That's why I vote. And arresting people. Yeah, the reason I voted was so I could send more people to jail in California. Which is what happened in California. We finally got rid of, I think, Gascon, that fucking French fag, who wanted to give fucking trophies to criminals

or whatever the fuck. I don't know what you're talking about, but. We elected like a maniac who's gonna be like, hey, no more fucking, you can't, you're still toothpaste, you're going to prison. God bless you guys for tuning in. I couldn't tune in. Oh, I don't even know if what I'm saying is correct.

But I think I know. People get very mad about it and that's what I love, is I love figuring out whatever the people, what I do is the people I respect more, even though I disrespect both of them, I choose the people I respect a little bit more and then whatever they're mad about, I get mad at what they're mad about

because of the hypocrisy involved. But people told me, you know, there's like prison slavery was on the ballot. We voted for that. We go, hey, yeah, you will be working on the railroad all day long, okay? All right, Bob? Hey, Big Rock Candy Mountain, it's a myth.

It ain't happening, Bob. And then in California, we voted for finally arresting people for stealing. It's no longer the $900 thing, I think. Cool, man. Which hopefully will clean things up. And that was the one I really had to lie to my friends and family about voting on that one.

Well, all vote for someone when they're a good person. How about that? Who has good values and doesn't lie and cheat and steal. Even when there's a guy. They don't fuck kids. Right, so any guy whose head is spilled out in a kitchen somewhere Because he tried to run for president you vote for him I've said it before

Any guy being held by just a fucking waiter while his fucking heart bleeds out on the floor I'm not gonna get behind something that's a lesser evil. it's still evil. Why would I get behind it? Anybody who associates with this people, and shame on Alex Jones and all these people who were going after Epstein and everybody for years and now they're all getting behind. He's clearly not a good person when it comes to treatment of women and children and young women, especially. I mean, shame on all of them.

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It is a fake issue. Unfortunately, kids don't have podcasts so they can't come on here and talk about it. They go, everybody's trying, my teacher tried to fuck me last week. Maybe he should do Call Our Daddy for kids who are trying to get fucked by politicians. It should be Senators We Fucked,

and that's our podcast. It's a kid coming up, it's a seven year old smug smoking sir. He's like, yeah, so it was it was mentioned It was in a coal mine in Kentucky. I'll do that because you're supposed to be like the voice for the voiceless, right? Isn't that what these people say? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've never seen a kid on a podium Have you guys ever seen a kid on a podium saying he got fucked somewhere? No, usually he just disappears CPS comes they take the kid, and he's gone. That kid, if he tries to talk popularly, he's laying in the ocean next to Osama bin Laden's fake body.

Yeah. Immediately. Yeah, and I genuinely think I'm not a Trump guy, but the problem with the Democratic Party is that, is that they are, they can't be a populist party because everybody involved with it is a rich guy pretending they're not fucking evil. So they can't actually speak to anything

that will actually win them votes. Just beginning and end, they all fuck kids. Okay, here's the thing. And then they also all fuck kids. Here's the thing, they all fuck kids, I guess. I don't, I don't think Trump. Matt Gaetz especially. I don't think Trump likes kids.

He likes tits and fully formed asses. So maybe we're talking 16 year old stacked. I'll show you something. If you want me to show you something, I'll show you something. Hold on, David, so he could have started the Katie Johnson trial right now. I think Trump might have not been a pedophile, and then the hormones in the milk turned him into a pedophile

because girls were getting tits too big too early. Okay, but here's, let me say one real thing actually though. That's a real thing. That is real, okay sure. They're all kid fuckers They're all warm war criminals. They're all horrible human beings Trump was extreme is even though I just said he accelerated

The decline of things like 30 years into the future by winning It just in terms of like just making the country and saying because we just can't handle a guy that like that that that opens the curtain up mmm the fact that we that he was the first politician to or first guy that got into politics and then won and was in the debates saying shit like Yeah, they're clapping cuz they're your don't like just even saying yeah, like breaking the fourth wall of like you have donors Yeah, I'm not backed. I I'm doing this on my own. That's the thing with Trump is he ran a populist campaign He doesn't do populist policy. No, but it's for rich people, but he runs a campaign

It was those are things my entire life the most liberal guy alive would have would say The guy on Venice Beach that is like, it's all bullshit, man, like, who's correct? But you go, we'll never have that though, we need to play the game. He was the first guy that would just call out, like yeah, they're clapping because they're your fucking donors.

Or yeah, you know, they want me to start wars. There's a lot of people that make a lot of money off wars. I've never, no one's ever, just because he's Trump, he still is the only guy who's now been, who's gonna be president for the second time to have ever said that shit. So it's, in a weird way, his evil is gonna force everyone to be a little more honest about the process

as time goes on, I feel like. I think you're right, even talking about the guy on the Venice beach was the only guy who said that. He's tapped into something that's almost like, was unspoken amongst all of us We were never allowed to go there We all had this internal rage that we all kind of all knew it was fixed But we couldn't nobody ever talked about it

So the people were talking about it was guys who had a certain amount of schizophrenia that they could tap into the truth Yes, they sound insane. They were sharing themselves. They were dressed like Jesus and they were Korean on Venice Beach, you know Yes next to a tallies t-shirt stand, but they were speaking truth to it They were channeling almost this electricity from the universe Yeah This is what's going on and just the fact that he was in a position where he's has so much money that he could just Say that shit, right? It made him look very oh, I remember punk rock and that's why everyone's gone in these different directions

and no one knows who's who anymore. I still remember the, because you'll be in jail line, I wooed at the TV. That's, yeah, that is an unbelievable moment. One of the greatest moments in American politics. That is unbelievable to have said that. He's good at the theater, but he's still like a horrible person.

But no one's ever said that. It doesn't matter, They're all bad people. He stills, at least he fucking says that. I guess. It's just theater. You're watching TV. You're watching a TV character. It's kabuki.

I'm glad we got better at theater. I want plays to be better. You know what it was? He didn't drain the swamp. He didn't do any of it. He's in bed with the devil himself Yeah, he rose he raised Taxes for the middle middle class of course, but listen All the it's just it's just the only positive thing is that he made that type of rhetoric more

Politicians now now have a playbook where they go I have to say things that everyone that we never were allowed to admit publicly. Now to get elected, I look, at least it makes it so everyone in the country is now aware of that. Your average voter would never have been aware of like, oh yeah, like just a regular dumbass isn't thinking that like, you know like the people make money off of war.

A politician would never say that publicly ever. I think my only. I guess FDR maybe but. I think my only issue with, and yeah that used to be a more common place in the 50s. In the 50s we had a 90% tax rate on the richest individuals in the US. But I think my only problem with that is I've seen that

and I've certainly, we've relished together and finally somebody's calling this out. It's almost created this manufactured dissent though. Like not consent dissent where it's like all you have to do is run on a campaign of like my Democratic opposition wants to fund all this money to wars and then you get an office and then you fund all these money to wars.

Like I remember Don Jr. tweeted the classic joke of it's like a drone, Republicans in office, a drone, Democrats in office, and it has a BLM sticker on. It's like, yeah, I get the point you're making. But you're still saying you still do it. But also you still do it. Right. So like, and even Trump droned twice as many people

as Obama did in four years and eight, you know what I mean? So you run on this like manufactured dissent and then you don't like fucking do anything about it. I guess all I'm saying is the win is the rhetoric. I jump across the table. I jump on you. I know, and that's the thing is like I'm so. Why do we spend so much energy like pointing out

that they're hypocrites? Yeah. Like they're bad people to begin with, who cares? They all lie, they fuck kids. That's why it's funny when people get so outraged at Trump, it's like, you're a person arguing with a drunk guy. Yeah, we know Trump is ridiculous. So when people point out how ridiculous he is

and say, I'm like, are you retarded? Of course he is. He's Donald Trump. The guy hosted The Apprentice. He's the president we fucking deserve. He should be dictator. He should run America until he dies. He's who we fucking have always deserved.

He's a corporate steakhouse manager that fucks the waitresses. We elected a claim jumper as president. We elected fucking Ace Rothstein coming out and doing a little speech before a fucking retarded person performs performs. It's it's of course Our country deserves Donald Trump. Yes, we do not a positive way. He's a negative way He's ultimate American president. Mm-hmm

Epstein in that interview from 2017 he goes he goes Trump and Clinton were the same type of guy because they were so charming They could just walk up to like the fattest, ugliest woman you've ever seen and go, darling, you look so beautiful tonight, look at you. It's very funny to me. Which is just a guy who's a complete sociopath. He's like, I don't wanna fuck this woman. I don't even wanna look at her. But I need her to be charmed and then I walk away

and I go, what a fucking pig. What a fat kind of pig she is. Yeah, so this is the, if you want me to, I'll just show you. So this is the if you want me to, I'll just show you this if you want, if you want me to, I could show it to you. Read the stuff. This is, yeah, I mean, this is, a lot of people will say this is like misinformation,

which is not true. This went to court a few times. It was dropped or withdrawn a few times, but their court documents It's not like a misinformation or anything. Is this her her actual name or is this like a fake name? They used for the legal case dude. I I barely know right. I barely know what's going on. Okay, so I I don't know maybe I mean don't they usually just say Jane Doe when it's a lady that I guess that's true. Sure. So I Came to this interview on my free will. No, there was nothing promised to me. I Yes

Fuck this shit. I was kind of sucked it There's a couple of timestamps in here in the first four minutes they will get to some of a hair just I met Donald Trump At some parties I attend that I was working for Mr. Jeffrey Epstein. There was about three or four times that I had encounters with Donald Trump. I was 13. The first time that I met Donald Trump.

I just wanna pause there real quick. That means she was in seventh grade, for anyone listening. Right, yeah. Was at a party at Jeffrey Epstein's mansion. We were, he was, there was an orgy going on and he was kind of watching off in the distance. Great guy.

And. Devin makes a good point. He was waiting. Trump is Kendrick, he's watching the party die. He's just in the corner. From afar. He's like, hey, you know, listen, I guess these sick fucks run the country.

What do you want out of me? And he basically asked if I could come over and give him a hand job. And at first I wasn't very comfortable with it. Who? Yeah, yeah. She was in seventh grade? Yeah.

She was 13, yeah. Did he know that? I have you seen a seventh grader that looks 18? Be very careful with the way you answer this one. You're being recorded. I haven't personally. I haven't personally. Let's go out on a limb

and say she didn't look like Jessica Rabbit, okay? Let's go out on a limb. You never know that. All right. You don't never know that. All right. You don't actually know that. You play the tape and then she's going, and then while he was coming you said, it's so hot that you're 13.

All right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to be careful. I'm trying to have some silly pushback for the sake of comedy. Can I tell you, it's also good. Man, it doesn't sound great. It's also. That's why I said be careful because I know you're doing the bit but be a little careful here.

I guarantee, I'll say this. I guarantee there's a 13 year old out there. That someone would think is of age. And Donald Trump, I don't think he's a reader, I don't think he's that smart. Epson said he's not really literate when talking about Trump. He says he's that smart. That's because he said that he said he's not really absentee said he's not really literate When talking about Trump he says he's a bad accounting so he can't read the Braille of age. That's true He can't read their IDs. Yeah, he can't like he's not good at reading This is I guess he's a kid fucker

Yeah, I just I want to push back because I know we're stuck in a very people don't here's what when people comment they don't understand that we're stuck in such a weird liberal bubble out here where we Fuck we just get so mad at all the Kamala walls and the the all the people who just suck our Suck my fucking ass who are yeah, but I don't want to just be a reactionary guy and like step back I know it's no no, I'm not gonna and like step back and duck no it's no no I'm not gonna. I'm not and I know it's like funnier to say like Trump kicks ass We've seen a reactionary people just become full-on Republican. It's like well. You're also Fucking retarded yeah, I'm trying to do you know I'm trying to keep myself in check and you know

I'm just genuinely saying in my heart of hearts a guy like him, I can't, it is weird, he's such a criminal retard, but I don't see him actually being aware that they're a kid to him. He's probably fucking a kid, but I don't know if he even knows they're a kid. He's kind of that obtuse and pig-ish

that I don't even know if he's aware when he's fucking a kid, you're a kid. Which I guess is what all pedophiles do. But I think a lot of pedophiles get off the back, they know they're fucking a kid. I think they wanna know they're a kid, yeah. You think pedophiles are oblivious to the concept of time?

No, I think billionaire guys like Donald Trump aren't quite, he just doesn't. You're saying he doesn't know how much a jug of milk costs. He doesn't know what a 13 year old looks like. Yeah, exactly, like a rest of development. Like what is a banana? $12. Michael, how old is an 18 year old?

13 years old? 13, like in a weird way But I'm just you know once again for the sake of comedy. Yeah, it's hilarious what I just said You know what it is man I look at the landscape and it's so boring to just do like the and you know God bless the red scare girls or whatever, but they're just like yeah Trump rules and this and that and fuck Yeah, I'm like I get it especially because the part of the country they live in there's so many annoying like liberal cocksuckers And it's funnier to do that and I understand that being the reaction stuff

But I don't know I don't want to get lost and no no support any no Yeah, I don't want to support anyone because I felt myself slipping into the same blinders Yeah, fuck. Yeah, like I was like wait First of all, I don't care care it's a very hard tightrope very self-aware of you Ben and you're right I I make the mistake of that too being too much like he fucking is hilarious so this kicks ass that's my default response but yeah yeah no they're all horrible but keep this playing I'm gonna break it down and I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna Delegitimize this this victim when I see Jimmy Kimmel crying about Trump winning I go. I'm so glad he won

Yeah, oh my god. I hate Jimmy Kimmel so much Show was like, you know going up behind women and like like air humping them He's assaulting with assaulting women Mentally retarded person and made a whole movie about it. Windy City Heat. I forgot you produced that. The whole movie, it was broadcast naturally. It was a very good movie.

He tricked a retarded man for months. Okay, tell me if you think. Keep it going, keep it going. Can I say very quickly though, just one thing, I think it's very funny to be in an orgy and just get a hand job. Okay, well let's see. He's a fucking gentleman. I'm saying it's almost like he's a businessman. He's like, I got places to be, I Orgy and just get a hand job. Okay, well let's see. He's a fucking gentleman!

No, I'm saying it's almost like he's a businessman. He's like, I got places to be, I got deals to make. I'm not taking my clothes off. Jerk me off, I'm getting out of here. Here we go, I'll play a little. Alright. First party, and I didn't think that was my responsibility. But my recruiter told me that I needed to do it. So I agreed to. And then he, you know, I began to, sorry.

Her recruit, Billy Bean, was in the corner. But, um. You have, um. Before I gave him a hand job, he kind of slapped my hand away and said, you need to use a glove. And the recruiter ran over and handed me a glove. Did you guys catch that? She needed to use a glove? Here, I'll play it one more time.

Before I gave him a handjob, he kind of slapped my hand away and said, you need to use a glove. And the recruiter ran over and handed me a glove and said, no one touches Mr. Trump's penis without a glove so I needed to use a glove. It's like somebody gave him a hand job. Immediately after he had an orgasm he

left and I didn't see him again at that party. That's what I'm saying. Jeffrey Epstein is a billionaire friend of Donald Trump's that was responsible for throwing the sex parties. I originally came to New York trying to be a model and in my travels I met a girl named Tiffany there who. This was in February of 2016. Was very interested in me.

So this was right after he won the most contentious election of all time. Yeah, about four months after. Yeah. It was probably a month after he got sworn in. OK, just saying. That adds.

No, people put that in the comments. And they say it's misinformation. It's been debunked and everything. But there's tons of videos of them hanging out together. And he said he was a terrific guy. Epstein said they were very close friends. And we all know what Epstein did. So I mean it's kind of, the writing's on the wall there.

So one of the big things too in regards to this stuff is like, is this stuff here, did Trump pay 35 million to settle child rape claims against him? And this was the source of this, so the Katie Johnson case was true in terms of there being actual evidence that he did something there

because there was a court case that was withdrawn and then dismissed and blah, blah, blah. But these, I remember seeing these years ago and it came from this guy named Wayne Matson, WMR, a blog published by a notorious conspiracy monger who has been described as an utterly deranged nutter. So this guy, I'll show you right here, he's had information about six entries listed

after Johnson in this meme. Children ranging from ages 10 to 13 were supposedly raped by Trump but paid off by Trump's fixer to remain silent. So none of that has been proved true, this stuff here. About 11, 13, 11,12, all this stuff originates from this guy who claims he has an insider with someone who's very close to Trump who leaked this to him.

It's a guy who says Jews did 9-11. He says- So he's got a good track record. He's got a, he said the attacks of 9-11 were masterminded in Israel and Washington DC is a false flag. The 2000 terrorist attack on the USS Cole was a false flag and said that Anders Brevik was an Israeli agent

who murdered 69 people on behalf of his handlers in Tel Aviv, which I actually haven't looked into that one. Found that, put that, that'll be some shooting material later. Sure. Guy was an interior decorator. So all that's, that's the stuff I saw initially about him with the kid stuff, and none of this can be proven true. Here's what we can, the only thing you can prove is that he says that-

This testimony by the, you're hearing the voice of a person. Of Epstein saying we were good friends and we knew each other for a very long time and then Trump said they were good friends and knew each other. I don't care, they talk about like funneling money and Israeli, whatever, Jew shit and bad things. But I don't care that like Epstein said that.

I actually don't care about that. I care, if that woman, 26 minutes straight, that's difficult to pull off an entire lie for 26 minutes. A detailed lie. A detailed lie, so that's the most damning thing. And I almost feel like it might be true because she's telling the story how a woman would actually tell a story.

It sounds honest. Or it's taking forever. Yeah, I mean it also makes sense they go, why would he do it? He goes, why would they? You see, like the lawyer's like, all right, like it why would he do it? He goes why would he? Alright like it do they? Matter if it was Tuesday or Wednesday who cares?

I was gonna say they edited chunks out of that so you just hear be like, you know I was you know That was a time in my life when I was listening to a lot of Johnny Mitchell. They're like, alright What happens you guys stick to the right stick to the right? So obviously people they're more pressured to come forward They feel like they should do something. A lot of them might be seeking attention or whatever. But it feels like there'd be teams of people

trying to pressure them to do this thing for political reasons, but it doesn't mean that it's not true. I do think there's a couple. He's also the most lied about figure ever. He's also probably, he's also maybe the biggest liar to ever live. Of course. He actually only lies the biggest liar to ever live. Of course.

He actually only lies. He said he didn't know Prince Andrew. There's tons of photos of him going all the way back 20 years. But when he says that- Also, Prince Andrew also fucked kids. But when he says all that shit, we all know he's lying. And that's what's honest about it.

He's a see-through liar. Whereas the Democrats do it with this fake decorum, they think they're tricking us. So here's the thing, I remember a lot of people in 2016 saying he's a grifter, he's this, he's that, and now they back him. So people lost the narrative with, they bought into his Kool-Aid, knowing it was Kool-Aid,

then they drank it, they go, oh, this actually tastes pretty good, and then they turned around. They're saying something completely different eight years later. Because they're... Why though? Is he still not the lying grifter guy who's friends with Epstein who was like Bigfoot for QAnon people?

I have more in common with QAnon than I do with Republicans. I'll be completely honest there in terms of my own belief. You're missing the point, which is those people who said he was a really bad guy, they were making money doing that, and now they're making money doing the opposite thing. I love this, it's the moral compromise here. And that is the moral compromise.

Is they go, what's gonna make me the most amount of money, and I'll just say that. And that's all they give a shit about. So they go, oh, I hate this person,'s all they give a shit about. So they go, oh I hate this person but if they get invited to the party, they go, oh I'll eat the, it's the Matrix scene when he's eating, he just wants to eat the fake filet mignon, he doesn't care.

I wanna be an alt-right grifter. I wanna live in Romania and have sex slaves. It's like you can see this, people can, they're completely disagreeing with things. They said what changed about I don't get it Yeah, I really actually I want someone to explain to me why The people aren't like yeah, he's probably he probably has sex with underage girls and is a horrible person Why does no one say that right? Yeah, because the liberals try to get him on like hypocrisies and with this and that

It's like no he like fucks kids. And like so does Bill Clinton. It makes me feel crazy though. I feel crazy, they all fuck kids and no one seems to give a shit. They go yeah, but my guy who fucks kids thinks this and I like this. And you're actually rejecting your job as a podcaster

because all we're supposed to do is just go, Trump is based actually. Actually Trump is based in kids' ass. Yeah, it fucking rules that Trump won. Okay, cool, awesome. They can't really go after that. They can't really go after that, though, because the playing field's even. The pedophile.

You mean the left can't go against it? Yeah. You mean the pedophilia's a given? John Podesta's like the madam of kid fucking. Right. John Podesta and, I madam of kid fucking. Right. The John madam? Yeah, John Podesta and, I forget the other fags name, but they were like seeing, you know, whatever.

Soros? No, whatever, they had that, I mean, it's probably fake bullshit made by a Pepe online, but there was that outline of the two guys that stole the baby or whatever. Wait, what was this? What are you talking about? It's a police outline in Germany or something of a kid.

They saw two guys stealing a kid. And it was John Podesta. It was like the police outlined when they draw it. Yeah. It was John Podesta and a couple guys. The sketch artist drew John Podesta. It was John Podesta and his a couple of guys. The sketch artist. The sketch artist. It was John Podesta and like his brother or something. Tony Podesta.

Yeah, no, I mean they're, yeah. They're like Nosferatu. They have like long fingernails that steal children from rooms. No, I know, yes. You know what I'm talking about. Yeah, and they have art hanging in their homes of like kids, like a spread out of their ass.

Four year old doing goatseed. You walk in the living room, it's a four year old doing goatseed. Ball gags in their mouth. Whoa! A bunch of children, a bunch of babies The marina of a bunch of babies lined up with ball gags in their mouth and red asses. Yes. Hanging from this fucking office. And they write big checks to the Clintons and to everybody else.

Yes. Which is a classic liberal Republican thing. It's like liberals, they like, they love the art. They put pictures of themselves fucking the kids up in their office. Republicans, Trump, does it, but it moves on from his, he doesn't promote it. And that's better, with pedophiles. He's a hardworking, he's a salt of the earth pedophile.

I like a silent pedophile more than a loud one. We're the silent majority, because we're silent about all of our pedophiles. There's a big triangle, and Epstein and Ghislaine are at the top, which we, you know, it's very funny, because Trump and Epstein are very similar, but one guy just sort of died in a dark cell,

and then another guy became president. Well, Ben, come November the 14th, he's gonna go to prison for his entire presidency. I love those Libertar guides clinging to any symbol. They're gonna put him in jail and he'll be running the country. As if there's a seven to two conservatives. So look at the big dynasties of the last,

there's four big dynasties of the last 25 years. The Bulls, the Patriots, the Celtics, the Lakers. You have, so you have Clinton's Obama's Bush Bush and Trump right this is like I saw someone goes a Someone who was born like 18 years ago. Well the only thing they'll really know is Trump like that It's been a dynasty at this point right? Oh, yeah, because they Trump was president when they were kidnapped, right now They're in there later. They're going to college and Trump's whatever who cares who gives a shit my point being it's a dynasty now It's like a it's like he's he's it's another term. He's really doing

They fuck 12 years they fucked up by not just getting it out of the way in 2020 and letting him get another four years He's now essentially been in the side guys for he'll be in the side guys ultimately for 12 Yeah, he knocked out both the Zeitgeist ultimately for 12 years. He knocked out both of those bitches. So okay, so you have, so the Clintons, they fuck and murder, they fuck kids, they murder people, they're some of the worst people to ever live.

Sure. We know this. This is a given fact. Yes, the Clintons, if you're associated with them, you do something that they don't like, you wind up, you shoot yourself, but you've already tied yourself up in a rock. And he was great friends with Epstein,

and we know Epstein had a painting of Bill Clinton in her dress. We know all these things. And a painting of George Bush doing 9-11 with blocks. Have you seen that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, very interesting. It's actually a pretty good painting, I like that. And also, by the way, this was memory hold immediately.

So, by the way, this was memory hold immediately. The Les Wexner had connections to the Abercrombie and Fitch guy who just went away for fucking kids. That happened like what, three weeks ago? Everyone not mistaken, didn't Les Wexner buy Abercrombie and Fitch or like he owned it? I don't know about that. Who is Wexner and who's he connected to? He was the guy in the game that gave Epstein

all his money. Oh, okay. And Les Wexner has a big place in Ohio and I'm pretty sure he has underground tunnels and DARPA I think might be in Ohio, I'm not really sure about that. It's funny how a lot of those people moved to middle America to be a child rapist.

You can look up Les Wexner's house, it's fucking, it's a weird ass house he has, who knows what goes on there. Regardless, he gave Epstein his money. I'm out of nowhere, right? I'll Google the Abercrombie and Fitch guy just to make sure and I'll continue Yeah, I can kind of see that he kind of looks like the grandpa from luck of the Irish Look, I'd also see being a pedophile. No, that's not even that's less Wexner that the picture the Abercrombie guy that would I got put he looks like charge super pet super pedophile yeah what was that guy's name I don't know let's stay the let's stay the course here let's say the

course I wish I knew the exact details there but point being mm-hmm is you have Clintons you have the Obamas right Obama as we know Married to a man well At the very least wants to be married to a man Probably in Chicago at these parties and whatnot he was having anonymous gay sex with people and doing real weird the nefarious stuff Now it's not against the law to be a homosexual, but it is a big fat lie. Is Obama like gay guy, you think? Yeah, that interview we saw Tucker.

Yeah, I think as a gay man, I think it's very, at the very least. And that probably is true. But confirmed is there's a bunch of letters Obama wrote in college to women he was trying to fuck like these leftist women who are reading like Steinem and shit and he was writing in his letters Like I actually I want to I Would like I wish I was gay I wish I was fucking guys, but he was like trying to get pussy by pretending to be gay interesting Yeah, I mean he's like he was a Silver Lake guy in like 1984

Yeah, he has to chain smoke well into his 60s just to fuck Michelle 1984 he has to chain smoke well into his 60s just to fuck Michelle The dude has to have a pack of cigarettes after he fucks her from the back by the way. God bless him I don't think Michelle's a man. I just think she's a Athletic black woman and you know, I think we're kind of a racist country and we go that's a man. Yeah, no, we know this very much We just don't understand that black women have like noticeable at us. She's athletic, you know, she's tall You look at Angel Reese. You're like, that's not a man. But you know, yeah Angel Reese is great only fans By the way, I subscribe to it. She's just getting rebounds the whole time It's $300 a month for rebounds Shack is Shack is giving her five

Throw in the ball up at the ribbon catching it throw the ball back up the ribbon catching it So then you have the bushes, right? So Obama's not really linked to some of that stuff But regardless, he killed tons of civilians. Yeah and wars 60 50 60. I think he's I think I looked this up the other day to win an argument to ruin a barbecue Cuz I was at a barbecue with a bunch of liberals and I got an argument over the Lucy Kay documentary. So I think he's like responsible for like a confirmed like 1,100 civilian deaths just through drone strikes alone. I thought it was way higher.

I think it was like 1,100, 1,500, something like that. Well, regardless, he's gay. That's civilian, that's civilian. He's gay, Jace. Right. This is, don't lose the narrative here. He's that's civilian. That's civilian. He's gauges, right? This is don't he's gay Don't lose the narrative here. He's a gay man. Yeah, he's a black fan. Oak. I think I think he smokes a little tea And he gets down with the with the homies in Chicago. I think in weird Go back to my place and watch trombone

So then you have the busheses, HW Bush, maybe one of the most evil men to ever live. Yeah. Corporate evil too. Yes, ties to the Franklin scandal though. Might have killed Kennedy, who knows. Well there's many, many people believe that he was having sex

with very young boys. He was gay and was a child molester and he knew Larry King and he would frequent these parties at the Franklin scandal in Omaha, Nebraska. George Bush Senior. George H.W. Bush. And also. Smart enough to be gay.

Yeah. Was one of the guys that helped form the CIA. Too retarded to be gay. Yeah, yeah. You have to be kind of intelligent to be gay. The more retarded guys that helped form the CIA. Too retarded to be gay. Yeah, yeah. You have to be kind of intelligent to be gay. If you're, the more retarded you are, the more you love pussies, so that's very much true. Yeah, yeah.

Well, Bush, yeah, I mean Bush did 9-11, but I think he only fucked women that were consented. Bush didn't do 9-11, Cheney did 9-11, Bush didn't know what was happening. Right. Fair enough. That's what I, I don't think Bush was aware of. It's kind of like, it's you, it's the hand of the puppet

where it's a puppet hand controlling Bush and then the puppet hands controlling Cheney and then there's a Jewish guy controlling Cheney. Exactly. Just one Jewish, he's not even like, not even powerful. He's like one of the lower level Jewish guys and they're like, oh, that's somebody's nephew. We let him, we let him run the world. We let him do 9-11. Yeah, we let him do 9-11, that's's somebody's nephew. We let him run the world.

We let him do 9-11. Yeah, we let him do 9-11. That's Morty's nephew. The rest of us are in space going from challenge to doubt. We're dealing with the Federal Reserve, which is a privately owned bank, by the way, which I didn't know that actually. By the way, you just remind me of an example.

People are arguing like Trump, Kamala, all this type of fucking gay ass shit, and they're talking about inflation. Nobody ever brings up the fact that the Fed, I think, printed $4 trillion the first week of COVID, and just threw it at the stock market, and it just disappeared. And I think that would have something to do with inflation.

Am I wrong? I might be too retarded to understand it, but I think- And then Pelosi, the insider trading, and all that. Yeah, I think printing $4 trillion and just throwing it to these hedge funds might have something to do with inflation a little bit. But nobody, people don't even fucking, people don't even argue about that fucking shit.

Because the rich people who control both classes don't, or both groups don't want them to. Yeah. You know? So anyway, sorry, I got to share. Oh, no, no, so then you have the Trump dynasty, which is also connected to Epstein. And I know he also used to be good friends with the Clintons as well. Right. So it seems that

to me, I'm like, what's the difference between Bill Clinton and Trump? Right. The same guy to me. Clinton was raping so much. He had he had me to scandals in 1991. Yep. Which is crazy. When he was running for I think when he was governor of Arkansas, he had like fuckin' crazy rape, sex scandals. So, like, is it fair enough to say that, like, They also funneled tons of cocaine into, where was he from, Nebraska?

Arkansas. Arkansas. They also, sons of cocaine was being funneled into. So, it's like, I think there's enough evidence here that's amounted where, even if I'm barely paying attention, I see the war and people are trying to recruit to either side and I go, I don't wanna be involved in anything that's going on. And then they go, oh, it's a cop out,

or oh, how dare you, democracy dies in darkness, blah, blah, and I go, no, I'm not gonna get it. I'm not going to participate. I'm not getting in arguments with any of you. I'm not better than you. I just not getting in arguments with any of you. I'm not better than you. I just, I don't know what you people think is actually going on. If we actually wanted to make our voice heard, no one would vote. There'd be an election where not a single person voted and they go,

oh, we got to change some shit. But it would be like when everybody in school didn't do the homework, the teacher can't fail the whole class. Here's how you make your voice heard. Ready? Tannerite and gunpowder. You put it in a big van and you park it somewhere. Depending on, you have a marksman on a water tower.

There's a ballot you can check at whatever government agency you want to. And we're not kidding. And we're not, right down the barrel of the camera, we're not kidding. No, no, that doesn't change anything either. And we're not right down the barrel the camera. We're not No, no Joking we're joking YouTube's algorithm. Yes, but

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's just yeah, it drives me like crazy because I see a bunch of people supporting I mean, I've always hated that that phrase right back to democracy dies in the darkness. I think that's the biggest crock of shit I think democracy dies in the darkness I think that's the biggest crock of shit I think democracy dies in the full Goddamn light of day and there's nothing anybody can like fucking do about it. You know I was just watching that's beautiful I was just watching a this documentary called Los Angeles plays itself And it was talking about in Chinatown the movie Chinatown That there's this big thing there's this conspiracy that they're gonna steal all the water from the valleys north of LA And it's based on Edward Mulholland who actually did this with the LA River project in the 1920s and in the movie It's this big dark conspiracy that only that only Jack Nicholson character

Jack Nicholson's character knows about and he has to like get the word out to people because it's like this big secret in reality That exact thing happened in full view of the public. There was, every day, for years, there was newspaper articles, front page, Edward Mulholland stealing water from these farmers up north, and these farmers fucking tried to revolt. They blew up fucking aqueducts and the canal that they were building to take the water down, and it was like this big,

almost like weird guerrilla civil war, and this all happened in full public view there was radio broadcasts There's newspaper articles and not a fucking thing changed at all, so it's not nothing happens in the darkness It happens. It's not sexy. It doesn't make a good movie, but it happens all in front of us We all see it and then nothing changes. Yeah, it's all right there. It's all right It's all right there in front of you. Just best friend was Epstein It's all right. It's all right there in front of you. Just best friend was Epstein It's a robber We're arguing over like who's fucking like who's real and at the debates both they're arguing over who's gonna give more money to fucking Israel

Yes at the fucking debates They're literally like Trump was going like Kamala doesn't even give a shit about Israel and Kamala's going like I will give Israel every Fucking scent that we have wait. Are you telling me both sides support Israel? Now what the fuck is going on here? Yes. What the hell is going on here? That's why it was essentially a non-issue with the election.

Yeah. Israel had nothing to do with the election. Well, do you guys wanna hear the rest of this, some of this Katie Johnson lady? Of course, of course. I'll show you some more of it. Obviously, you know, who knows what happened with this in court, whether it was withdrawn

or dismissed or whatever. A couple times this happened. It was withdrawn. That's what she did is that she helped. You know, sometimes people feel threatened. Sometimes the court throws it out, you know, whatever. Girls, you know, get what they wanted and she could help me get into modeling

that she knew a lot of people that were higher ups. She's so honest, why is her fucking face blurred? That would be a problem. And she could help me get into modeling, that she knew a lot of people that were higher ups and that would be a problem. She's so honest, why is her fucking face blurred? Loner! And I think she's also wearing a big fake wig too. I would just basically have to come model at a couple of events and meet some people.

There'd be no sweat. So when she was 13, she went to go get into modeling? Or is this later? I think unfortunately, yeah, that is kinda common. I think that's what happens. You know what's funny is my mom, I was talking to my mother the other day, after church, when I was 12,

my mother would drop me off in this, by this highway that a creek ran under, and I would fish all day and then she would come pick me up. But it was like homeless people like slept under it. And it was in the absolute middle of nowhere. Do you know where this was Jason? It was on like Antley Road or something out there. And mom goes, I used to do that.

I go, oh wow. She goes, and she goes, I did it like for a couple months and I was like, what am I doing? I'm leaving him. I didn't have a phone. I was 12 and I would fish for eight hours by myself next to a highway. Where, and then there was a weird park

where a lot of my friends got caught smoking weed there in college, but it was always a nefarious kind of place. And Abilene, which half of the city is not very safe. You were 30 seconds away from just being anywhere in the country, essentially. So if she, her parents, she's like, I want a model, her parents might have either dropped her off to do so I'm sure even my parents and

2007-8 very story your parents were letting you fish and they were letting her get fucked I'm gonna look I'm gonna not keep track of my 12 year old for nine Hours yeah, and no one's there's gonna be no parental guidance or supervision whatsoever People are unfortunately so dumb there at the families at the mall and some skeezy guys like your daughter could be a million-day Model and they go they go hot damn Yeah, no, it's get her on the bus of course because the mom goes I'll drop you off then I'll go cheat on your dad and I'll I'll go maybe try crack or whatever right you know you don't know her

Situation with her mom and dad just cuz she's white you imagine she had a good mommy and daddy didn't you and That's what you assume about her cuz she's white She has a good home life that little did you know she was getting she was jacking off With a Trump with a latex Sean Baker's next film is about this bitch. Which also shows you by the way how racist pedophiles are. It would be so much easier to rape 13 year old black kids but they're just like I'm totally blind. Well I think they do, we just don't hear about it.

Yeah I guess that's true. Cause I think there's probably like 100 black serial killers and we just don't hear about it. Yeah, I guess that's because I think there's like there I think there's probably like a hundred black serial killers and we just don't know about them. Yeah, I know that's that's confirmed Yeah, but there's hundreds of black Jeffrey Donner the cop gang members Very good truth will set you free Now the cops like begrudgingly Bring them in too to they like see they're driving around. They see a guy like like kind of a black hooker's head off with a sword.

And they're like, I fucking body cams are on. God damn it. Dude, if you're if you're like if you live in like the hood, hood, like if you're like East Baltimore, so yeah, you can run around like it's halo, too. Yeah, you're like on a war dog, you're running over people, you're throwing grenades. You got the big laser gun.

You got the big turret on the back of a Bronco, you're just firing into buildings. You give a crack at a cheeseburger and you don't like the way he took it from you and you just murder him. It's as menace as the society. Yeah, yeah. O-Dog was a serial killer.

They just, they're cooler serial killers. They're not gay and like, oh, I'm in a Volkswagen and I put a mask on and I go kill people like kissing by the lake. I have a big cabin and I find every fourth blonde woman and I kill her. Black serial killers are fucking dope. They're sick and they bump music

and they have tinted windows and they just murder people inside. I'll say, man, if you're like, oh Ben you're a cuck or whatever, that's fine if you wanna call me, but then you gotta drop the Clinton stuff, you gotta drop the other. I appreciate how you've come into this episode,

I love you using your brain. Well people, you can't go, oh Clinton and Epstein, and the Clinton's fucking murder, it's like alright, you can have that, and that's the truth by the way, but then you gotta say you can have that. And that's the truth, by the way, but then you gotta say it about this guy. It actually speaks to you, I think your soul is a person, because it's very easy, and we see many podcasters do that,

where they just go, Trump's base, fuck the libs, the libs are cringe, and it's like, if you actually wanna be honest, the truth is much more complex and deeper than just that. It turns out everybody's soul is for sale. Every single piece of it, and they'll auction it off at Will to see whoever's gonna buy it. Just like that Johnny Cash song, one piece at a time.

Yeah, people lose themselves in the fucking, you know, we were at the LCD Sound System concert and he goes, he says, New York, I love you is not a, it's not like an, I don't actually love New York. It's New York, it's I love you but yeah, because usually that's the end of something No, because he goes and LA by the way, you guys are no better He goes you come here you make a bunch of money and you go you go fucking insane Over all the money you make and he's right. You come here. There's a great line in Dennis Johnson's Jesus's son

Uh-huh where it's the line is something like, the people in Beverly Hills have all got their heads shot off by money. Yeah. That's a really fucking good line. Yeah. No, it was very funny, because we were at the LCD concert, he starts playing New York, I Love You,

but you're bringing me down, and the song's a big criticism of what New York has become due to commerce and business. And people- It's not good for artists anymore. Yeah, it's not good for artists. It's been sanded down, everything else in America, and all the interesting, cool stuff about it

has been just polished away by M&M stores and Bloomberg. And then he starts playing the song, and people just fucking, agents, assistants in the crowd, and he's like, woo, New York! And he pauses it and he goes, no, this is not a song about how New York kicks ass. You can see, I've never seen him do this in a concert. James Murphy was like, you guys are kind of retarded.

You're being so retarded, it's pissing me off right now. And I have to kind of fuck the song up a little bit in front of 3,000 people. Great concert though. Yeah, it was, it was really good. Yeah. Only white people. Only white people.

Yeah, it was kind of embarrassed. It was. Is she one of the members of LCD Black? Asian. Asian, yeah. And one is trans but she wasn't there. And to be fair, there was two, to my left. I think she, she was killed by the new administration.

They took her, they killed her with her moog synthesizer. Day one. Hey, he gets his promises done quick. They took her, they killed her with her moog synthesizer. Day one, hey he gets his promises done quick. There was to be fair, there was two goth young Hispanic women to the left of there. There were, okay good. And they were dancing and I really freaked them out when someone great came on I started bawling like an insane person. Dude, I mean you know me, I don't care, but I even looked around and I was like, man there's

not a single, but I think you know what it is I think there's tons of black LCD sound system fans. They just were and they're like I'm not showing up to that. I can't I'm terrified that yeah, that's too afraid to show up around people like you Look at you. You look like you're a retarded member of the mafia You have a retarded track suit on but But it has a big bird on it. Yeah, they're like, that's Vinny, he loves birds. It has a big bird on it.

It's badass. It's cool. You're doing the whole hype beast thing, I love this. Look at you. Well it's a dad thing, it's a young dad thing. No, it's a cool guy thing now. Now you're going hype beast. That's fun. You're being fun. You know? It's just, man, don't you remember everybody going, they go, oh, you think, in 2016, they go,

oh, you think Trump's gonna, like anti-establishment people would be like, oh, you think Trump's gonna save you? And like all those people now are like, woo, I love Trump, Trump's great, fuck yeah. It's very okay, it's very okay to now publicly say you love Trump now. Well, it's almost like,

Andrew Schultz was doing it, everyone online, I see he's doing it that never did it in 2016 to 2020. It's just funny, man, because before conspiracy theories went mainstream, it was cool to mention Trump's ties to Epstein and all these other things. And then when that went mainstream and then he got out, and we knew his name, but then everyone knew his name

and then he died, and like we knew his name but then he like then everyone knew his name and then he died and I don't know it's it's just it's it's sad to see what a lot of people have become it is the reason by the way if you're a comic you shouldn't back anyone yeah exactly if you're funny you shouldn't back anyone if anyone knows if anyone knows the side you're on you're I think doing it wrong yeah but 100% they don't want to the reason that it hasn't been so loud about Trump being involved with Epstein and stuff is because it would affect them.

They don't wanna open that door. Right. Because it involves their side too. No, sure, sure, sure. Otherwise, if this was only Trump, this would be the main thing that they say all the time. Yeah, but I get what you mean. I've had a growing dissatisfaction

with the amount of like, podcaster and comedy people who are like, whoo, here's me with Trump. It's like, you should be taking a picture of you with like Deutsche Bank or something. Like there's no, you're not anti-establishment. Hey, I'm raising against the machine. Billionaires, fucking faggot retard. You fucking retarded faggots.

It's cool to like Capital One, actually. And listen, I'll be fair, I wanted to put Jim Gaffigan at a Waltz rally, and Andrew Schultz having Trump on his pockets, I wanna put him head to head and shoot him both like it's the fucking House of Jack felt, okay? So if you're calling me a fag because you're a Trump guy, go kill yourself. These are 10% beers, I've had two of them,

I'm very drunk right now. They're high ABV, good lord. It's a 10% ABV. It's called The Butcher, it's a stout, it tastes like Hershey's syrup, and I'm fucking hammered right now. It's great. Finally a podcast that talks about Trump.

I'm out of drunkest juice. Finally, finally someone's talking. You know, comedians helped change the 2024 election this year. Just saw Joke World talk about it. This week, this week. This week, growing civil unrest. This week, Zaccamico has been promoted to chief of staff.

I would love if we actually entered the end of America and Joke World's still doing his videos. He's like, this week, Zacc Amico was killed by roving gangs. David Tell hides in a bunker somewhere. This week, there are reports of a stronghold south of Mississippi. If you get there, you can survive. Ah!

This week, watch the roads, there's gangs. Gangs of leftists, raping and pillaging. That's so good. Yeah, Jokeworld's, it's like Mad Max, but Jokeworld's on the front of a big truck just talking about comedy. Got no eyes. This week.

I just wanna call out everybody who's really fucking embarrassed themselves on both sides. Yeah. It's sad to see what everyone's become. Sad to see what you've become. And I felt myself becoming that cringe fag. Yeah. No, you came into this with a great.

No, you have to do it. You don't want to be cringe fag, talk anti-Trump, because a lot of people talk anti-Trump. But at the same time, everybody's just fucking acting like it's some counter-cultural thing, it's not. You're fucking retarded. I'm anti them. Yes, that's what I'm saying.

I'm anti the evil. Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying. And then, oh whatever. Listen to this girl say she sucked off Trump. Yeah. Handjob. Kay, let's not go too far. No big deal.

And she was recruiting the girls to come to these parties. With a glove, a hand drop of the glove. Like he's eating at a hot wing place. They all run by Armenians. Oh yeah, they're just cutting. Where they hand you those black gloves. They're cutting pubes off a big thing with a sword.

Fair, fair. I mean, most of them were, you know, my age. There was, you know, maybe a couple girls that were maybe 14 or 15, but it seemed to me like we were all very young. Jeffrey Epstein knew that I was 13 years old. When he interviewed me, he asked me to get down to my bra and just my panties.

And I thought that was weird, but modeling maybe it was something about my figure man I am And yes I was trotting out most of what she was saying while she was saying oh He and then he asked me my age. She asked me and I told him you know told him that I was 13 I told him why I was there And he basically said well you'll do you know I'm sure that you'll fit pretty nicely here. And then he tried to basically slip himself inside of me. And I pushed him away and I said,

because at that point in time I still believed that there was models and then there was the girls that did that, like I thought there was a separation. So I told him that I wasn't interested in that but he said that I would do and as far as Donald Trump, he knew that I was 13 and I believe that Tiffany told him he seemed to take a liking to me because I was so young and I was also a virgin. So I don't know, he seemed like he wasn't really into having girls that were liked by the other guys. He kind of, you know, the whole glove, he kind of liked things to be his first, you know, for lack of a better term,

but he was the one who wanted to get to a girl before everyone else did. Donald Trump knew that I was 13. He's a gentleman. Yeah. All right, even so you guys have Trump fucked all of his, he wanted to fuck all of his friends' wives, by the way. Yeah, how'd he do the way Yeah, which isn't illegal is just you're a horrible person like you're a complete scumbag, right? Yeah, it's only that that's only in every song ever made by people that we worship is being so cool that you fuck

Oh, do you know how he would fuck his so he would he was a So he would call one of his buddies into his office and he would say, he goes, you know, these Miss America girls are very hot. I can get one of them to, you know, he would go, how's your sex life? Is it good? What's going on there?

He would pretend to like try to get them to open up about their sex life. And he'd go, I have these like Miss America girls, like some of them, you know, I could get, I could snap my finger and. Is that interest to you? That interest to you? Meanwhile, he would be on speaker phone with their wife. He would call their wife before the husband would come up

and have them hear everything and he goes, and then they would leave and he'd go, see I told you, I told you he would cheat on you given the, they don't love you, I do. And then he would go and fuck, one of his best friend's wives, he did this with like all, he was obsessed with doing this. Yeah, yeah.

And Epstein even admit, he goes, yeah, he would do that to people. Like Epstein, the devil's going, yeah, Epstein's like blushing. Yeah, yeah, Epstein's like, I mean, I fuck the shit out of kids and make them slaves, but like, I have morals. No, Epstein is saying to himself,

this is too adult for me. I just love, I love that Trump is like a day game, dude. That he's like reading the game and shit. Yeah. Yeah, so I mean. Yeah, that's bad, but that's not an indictment of anything. Imagine thinking you're friends with Donald Trump. Imagine how retarded you are, you're like,

he's my friend. He's got the morals of an alley cat. Donald, I broke down, I don't have any gas, I'm in the desert, will you pick me up? That's the problem. Is that a friend? Will he come get you? He's so charming.

Hey man, if you're gonna get fooled by anyone, it might as well be the devil. That's true. Greatest trick the devil ever pulled was fucking my wife. And as far as I'm concerned, whoever's wearing the king's crown is the devil. Because there is no other option. The friendship's bad, but if this is true, this is horrific. Really, really evil stuff.

Yeah, he's best friends with one of the, like, a bad, a really, really insanely bad dude. What does best friends mean? Best friends. What are they, they, they, see coming over with Chex Mix on Sunday and a six pack. They're talking about girls on the phone together. The only other damning thing I can think of is there, there was that interview last year,

or I can't remember when this was, where they asked Trump, they go, would you reveal the, would you declassify the 9-11 files? Trump goes, yes, absolutely, I would. I've declassified some of them. I wanna declassify more. And they go, would you declassify the JFK files? And he goes, absolutely.

And they go, what about the Epstein files? And he goes, he goes, yes, and he goes, well, he goes, no yes, and he goes I well He goes not maybe maybe some of it. I'm not really sure on that one. Yeah, he back Because there's a lot of phony Stuff in there the pin people because I don't really know I don't know if I really would now what famed interview was this way Who was the who was this? It was this was stiny It was partial. Yeah, this is a money. I'm here Hawk to or Hocktula? I could try to find a sound bite real quick. Which Frost Nixon interview was this?

I'm saying when the president fucks her, it's consent. Let me try to find it on. No, I think Vance just said they're going to reveal the Epstein files. They're going to declassify the Epstein files. So we'll see if that holds. We'll see if you are a fucking liar. Anti-American, anti-patriot. So this was on Fox News. Would you declassify the 9-11 files?

Yeah. Would you declassify JFK files? Yeah. I did a lot of it. Would you declassify the Epstein files? Yeah, yeah, I would. I guess I would. I think that less so because you don't know, you don't want to affect people's lives

if it's phony stuff in there because it's a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. Fair answer. It is a little, it's a little suspect. Would you declassify the 9-11 files? Of course it's suspect. Would you declassify? Of course it's suspect. Of course it's suspect. Of course it's suspect.

But much like the Me Too movement, he doesn't want, there could be a couple of Zzz's in there in the Epstein files. There could be a couple stories where it's like all of a sudden everyone hates a guy and it's like, he was just like, I don't even know what the fuck was happening. They were told this time we were getting a private jet,

we were gonna have fun. I waited outside and I smoked a cigarette, now I'm a kid fucker? I didn't know what was happening. You know what, here's, so if he didn't think he would be indicted with stuff there, that's why he's saying that, because otherwise Bill Clinton would get,

he would destroy the Clintons with the amount of stuff in the Epstein files being read. And by the way, with Maxwell's trial coming up next November, Trump was saying if he didn't win this election, he probably wouldn't run again, and that's probably because he's afraid of what's gonna come out in the trial in November. If he says anything.

It's because he would be 83 years old. I like to think, well first off, he's never going to die. He's got himself. That's true. I like to think that he's just trying to protect Matt Groening. He's like a big Simpsons fan. And he doesn't want to,

cause that's the one guy I go. Matt Groening was on the logs and apparently got feet massages from the girls. But he's the one guy where I'm like, well, he didn't know. See, this is where you have to go, you don't know. That's why, yeah, exactly. Trump doesn't want to, there's a lot of people.

He's looking out. Trump goes, listen, I fucked kids. But there's a lot of people that didn't that are good men, and I don't want to affect you know Honestly I would respect the honesty of that where I'm like yeah, you know That's interesting, but that's not enough for me the interview with this woman Saying out loud that's most damn Guarantee the top comment on our video is gonna be that this Katie Johnson thing is complete misinformation has been

completely like could be a I you're right that's right it could be a I could be very good I do think the the one the gene e Carol or whatever I do think that was a fake she's a liar When she went on Anderson Cooper. She was like, it's sexy. She said rape. He goes, you're a very interesting fan, man, rape is sexy. You wanna rape me?

You wanna rape me. Rape is sexy. You know hers was fake because she actually got a lot of money. Yeah, exactly. For defamation. So she kind of got what she wanted and then went away.

I saw a story Daniels tweeted the day of election, make sure to keep Donald Trump out of your bedroom. He was like, you have to shut up, you stupid whore. Yeah, you fuck the guy like don't act like it's like Holier than now type of shit Yeah, Lewinsky also Endorsed the Monica Lewinsky endorsed the DNC as well. She left Bill Clinton, you know fucker with cigars. Yeah, shove a cigar upper Was it her ass or her pussy? That's awesome. Pussy, ass, whatever.

I mean, whatever. That's awesome. He's a real sick dog. He put a pussy in her ass so he could smoke it with her pussy juice on it. He put a pussy in her ass. Sorry, sorry. Yes, he put a pussy in her ass so he could smoke it.

Oh my god, he's crazy. I think you misspoke there. No, no, I'm right. No, he put a cigar in her pussy so he can get pussy juice on it and smoke it. It's so funny that you buy his response to the Epstein files, by the way. All of a sudden you're like, no, Trump's an empathetic guy.

He's looking out for a lot of people. That's what he always does. It's an anti-MeToo movement agenda. Yeah, you think he's anti. What if he goes, he goes, listen, Louis CK has been through enough. I get where he's coming from a little bit with that response. He's anti anything, not him, and he's pro only him.

That's how it works. Of course. So the Epstein files are anti him, so he's anti the Epstein files. Well, he did immediately say yes. He did say yes, but it's not so much. But he said, yeah, and then he was like, eh, shit.

It's not that, it's not as important. He couldn't even lie about it. He could've just lied and then not have declassified them later, which is what he's gonna do anyway, because he's honest. He actually, that was such a big lie to say yeah, he goes, actually I'm lying, I wouldn't do that. He even had to cop to him.

He said yes, how when you lie to your girlfriend, you're like, yeah, of course. He was at the orgies were very, very young people where there were minors and prepubescent girls. And he's, look, he's in a feebophile at worst case. Okay, but when you're at a thing that you assume is official, are you asking age? You're not just like at a club out of nowhere

and wondering if people got in. You're at a thing that seems like the most official shit of all time. So you're saying if you were at a seventh graders birthday party, would you, if you didn't know it was a seventh graders birthday party, would you look around and think, you go, oh these are college girls.

These are college girls having a good time. Would you mistake a seventh graders birthday party for a college party? This is gonna sound really fucked up. I'm gonna need to see pictures of this lady at 13. No, I'm not. I'm gonna need to see hot, hot pictures. Cause if I could find myself in an environment like that

and I go, this is official, there's fucking ballets and stuff, there's no way you got underage people in this thing You're saying he got Josh Giddy. We're just in it now. Yeah, it's a Josh. He was at the club Josh Didn't know Trump. They're the one in the same This is horrible, he's a bad guy, but uh, they're all bad guys, but he fucking rule any fucking kicks ass rules, dude Donald Trump fucking rules. And he fucking kicks ass. He rules, dude. Donald Trump fucking rules. It ain't great. It ain't great.

This isn't good. But the reason they don't go down this route is because they're just as guilty the other side. Yeah, of course, we're not, this is not a defense. No, no, no, no, no, no. This is not a defense of anyone. It's because no one cares about the kids. We can't get over those.

Everybody has been very transparent about that. Nope, I I am shocked pedophilia is illegal in this country. I'll be completely honest. It's almost like a, at this point I go, I guess it's a prohibition thing where maybe they're making more money keeping it illegal. It's like a war on drugs. It's like war on kids.

I don't really know. Soon there will be one group of people against kid fucking. It'll be like mad. It'll be like mothers against it and mothers against fucking kids and lemon party and and us and us and people comment that like you guys are fucking Lip cocks and then we get the platform for not fucking kids Our reddit gets banned for not kid fucking.

So here's an interesting thing about Trump, by the way, he accuses a lot of people of being pedophiles without any evidence, which is kind of an interesting trait of him. Which is very funny, but you know, you should. Like lemon party? Yes, which is kind of like where I go, oh, I see that, I go, maybe am I a pedophile?

It's a very relatable move when he says that, I relate to nobody more. I call people pedophiles all the time. Yeah, that guy, he might be a pedophile. It's a very relatable move. When he says that, I relate to nobody more. I call people pedophiles all the time. Yeah, that guy, he might be a pedophile. We'll just say that. If a bird crapped on my car, I'm like, that bird's a pedophile. That bird fucks eggs.

We all know that. He turned to Trump. Keep the bitch playing. Oh yeah, I mean, I could show, I mean, I haven't even watched any more of this because it's a... Well, there's I could show, I mean I haven't even watched any more of this cause it's a. Well there's bumps. Yeah here's one right here.

Because the first night that I was there, Tiffany actually suggested that, and she had a whole bunch of different wigs and I expressed interest in them, and I always told her that I would love to walk around with blue hair, and so I tried some on. She's not blue hair, crazy. There was a blonde wig that she said looked great on me.

So I wore that wig. Lip, lip! And Donald Trump. Lip! Had specifically asked about me because I reminded him of his daughter. And she said, well, she's 13 as well. Oh, fuck, did you hear that?

What'd she say? What? Wig. And Donald Trump had specifically asked about me because I reminded him of his daughter and she said well she's 13 as well. So he knew the first time that he saw me but he took a liking to me because I look like his daughter.

Yeah, because he hasn't publicly said that many times that his daughter's really hot and he would be married to her if he. They're using what he says openly against him. That's wrong And that's and you know, I care about the core of it. Yeah, so he said it that you So you're saying he said it. I hate when people do that to me like I I called I called my live streams a beggars beggars cup thing and then they go he admitted no But then you you ran with it and you call it

like a begging thing, they go, Devin's got Ben pinned on that. It is a beggars cup. I'm like, I gave him the ammo to do this. Yeah, I know. I gave Devin the ammo, but then this is what they're doing to Trump, though, as he. Yeah, fortunately. I mean, good Lord.

Can you imagine? Can you imagine what they would dig up every day? Every single day, they'd be like research staffers. You know what? Never going home. I don't think we can get in trouble for anything. I think actually we can all calm down and it's all over. I think we're in a liberal bubble, Jason.

I don't think anyone gives a shit anymore. Oh well, I mean. I think you say fag, retard, just say whatever. I don't think anyone cares, actually. That's why we named the podcast Lemon Party, because it's like, did you hear Lemon Party said fag? It's like, yeah. You're right, you're gonna say that.

They're called the Lemon Party. I think you can make all the jokes you want. I'm not seeing people get. No, no, yeah, you can't really get in trouble anymore. I mean, I don't even want to pretend that someone could get mad at me anymore, because then I'm like, well then I'm no different from like JRE, and no offense to that show.

Bottom line is now we know no one is worse than the people running the country What No one if you want to get somebody you got to start with who runs the country who influences the children Which is presidential candidates or presidents, and they're all kid fuckers. Yes, they are fuck it war criminals, so there is nothing There's no there's no Model yeah, the only way you can get in trouble is be gay So there is nothing, there's no model for anything. The only way you can get in trouble is be gay publicly

and try to be all anti-Trump and then people figure out you fucked somebody against their will. That's the only way you can get in trouble anymore. These are like the kid fucking and stuff, that's like the playoffs of evil for Trump. Trump was already making fun of retards and shit. He was calling Mexicans rapists It was like that was like the regular season Season it's like he's fucking always Fox kids sure, but we're like we don't even care the season

Yeah, you know this is how legends are made. Yeah when it comes to this This is how legends are made. Yeah when it comes to this Once once that I remember being when I was a kid like you used to the president used to say things that were you supposed to you know Like like kids would be like okay. Don't don't be bad Be good be a good guy now the president is like Doing impressions of retarded people. Which I love. That's very funny to me.

Yeah, yeah. Which is hilarious. That's why I want to like him. I wish he was actually ran on good policies for the common man. No, dude, I do like him. Yeah. He actually does pick-up. I like him as a guy.

I wish he was legitimately actually a good president. I'm glad I'm not friends with him. I'm glad I'm I'm not like I don't to trust him with any information or any You know, he's a horrible horrible person, right? That's how he climbed the I've I've been behind enough closed doors to know that the worst people in the world climb the rank Oh, yeah, it's your if it's you to lie to people to fuck them over Oh, yeah, it's your benefit you to lie to people to fuck them over It's how you keep climbing you go I can't grab this rock and pull myself up farther unless I just gotta throw this person under the bus and I throw them Under the bus and then I lie to them and I manipulate this person

I just keep climbing I and then you get to the top and you have a bunch of money But you don't have any friends or meaning in your life You're in a hell of your own creation. But then if you just keep lying all the time, then you never have to acknowledge reality and there's no repercussions for your actions really, other than like the void, the deep, deep void in your soul that will never be satisfied with anything. You try to fill that with drugs, alcohol, or whatever. Kid fucking, I guess.

Maybe you become such a hollow person that you just have to fuck kids, I guess, to try to fill it. You go, I gotta fill it with something. You go, I tried everything else. So you go to kid orgies and stuff, like crazy shit. And then you know what's funny? Yeah, they probably fuck the kid for the first time

and they drive home really sad because they still feel depressed They don't know They have like podium depression for kid. They listen to the national right on the way home Yeah, as this bubbles Ohio's is playing they kick a kid out of their driver's door they go as Blood, Blood, and Ohio is playing, they kick a kid out of their driver's door. They go, beat it! And they go, I'm so fucking fucked up, man. It's so funny to be a Doomer pedophile.

Like a Doomer billionaire pedophile where you're just listening to the Smiths. Yeah, you like- Going for a late night drive to the convenience store to get cigarettes. The minute you come in, yeah, Epstein's a playpen. You're just like, fucking nothing fucking matters, dude I'm fucking I'm gonna get Taco Bell door dash, dude. Nothing fucking matters

Let's get down to the brass tacks here. Okay, uh-huh. They're all pedophiles, right? They're all pedophiles. Let's start with that. Sure We got to get down to then. How do we base our morals off of knowing they're all pedophiles, right? How do we base how we judge them? Trump just got a hand job. It's the cleanest, most least intrusive pedophilia there is. It's the hybrid of pedophilia. So he's actually the best.

He's getting the best gas mileage. He's the best of the pedophiles, yes. I think we have right here, yeah, this is one lady. Was there more? Did more ladies speak up? Do you think this is the one time he went? Sounds to me like he tried his best. Put a glove on, you're a kid, this is kinda crazy,

jack me up, you're a kid, put a glove on. I would love it. I'm not gonna actually penetrate you like these other sick foxes who I will take down. They're the swamp. Swamp? I'm around swamp creatures. Yeah, I do love the one time, just like.

You know what I mean. I mean, it's like, if they're all evil, we gotta then base it on the levels of evil. Yeah, he wasn't running a human trafficking ring or a child sex trafficking ring, but he was very good friends with someone who was running one and was attending the events that the person was putting on

and taking part in the product that the person was putting on and taking part in the product that the guy was providing. Clinton very likely had sex with children. Sure, and listen, nobody's arguing that. I think they've also had people killed. But I think somebody else fucking a kid doesn't make you unfuck a kid, you know? No, I understand, but I'm saying

these are the choices we're giving. Sure. We love pedophiles in this country. We vote them in. Every candidate is a pedophile, war criminal. Yeah. I'll take the pedophile that only got the HG.

I mean. Fair? Hey. Hey. I'm trying to break it down. You're the lesser of two evil guys, but for that. Yeah, I got an Excel sheet, and I'm trying to break it down. That's your you're the lesser of two evil guys, but for that Yeah, I got I got an excel sheet and I'm trying to be like Still not fucked that man

It's all satanic mind control and they just keep they got the thing and it's like it's going back and forth like this And they go hey, why are you two not looking at we're trying it? We're hypnotizing everybody. God damn it Mm-hmm, and it's it's swinging from red to blue like this. Yeah. It's supposed to hypnotize you and you're supposed. And it's a pedophile is doing it. Right. It's all pedophiles. Mm hmm. It's the illusion of choice. Right. Here's the actual choice. Pedophilia.

That's what it is. It's pedophilia and and and and blood. Yeah. And bombs and less and less rights for you every year. Water supplies being tainted, chemicals being put in the food. I know RFK wants to stop this or whatever, I hope he does, he seems like a good guy actually even though he beheaded a bear

and then fucked it in its ass or something. He cheated on his wife, he had diaries of cheating and wrote so many stories about cheating on his wife that she like murdered herself. But yeah, he's better than the rest. But I like that he wants to get Red Dive 40 out of the fruit roll-ups. He's a good guy.

The fruit roll-up should be clear. He doesn't like all the chemicals in food because they keep his cock from getting hard at pedophile parts. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a good guy. I've seen pedophile so I'll get it off. We have to get down to, once again, the brass tanks here. Who's the least worst pedophile party. Right, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's a good guy. I've seen pedophiles, so I'll get it up. We have to get down to, once again, the brass tanks here.

Who's the least worst pedophile? Yeah, and you just go, well, he's anti-vaccine. Who did the least at the pedophile party? All right, let's make him the king. And when he did soggy biscuit with a bear's head in college, you go, good lord. A worm ate his brain, he captures bears, he leaves them in Central Park,

and all his wives kill themselves because he cheats on them. Still didn't sound like he was at that pedophile party, so I guess he's the best. He's also married to the least funny cast member of Curb Your Enthusiasm, by the way. He's married to Jeff Garland? Ha ha ha ha ha.

Walked right into it. Cheryl was really good at her job. Yeah, Cheryl was good. Yeah, I like that when the whole cast is talking and Cheryl's trying to tell a story and it's so boring and then Bob Einstein goes, can I tell a joke? Can I tell a fucking joke because I fucking hate being here.

Can I tell a joke? So Cheryl's wife's at a pedophile party and there's a girl, there's a 30 year old girl who's worried about the size of our opening. Yeah, and I know what's funny is we always go to the pedophile thing, like if you looked at the actual policies of either candidate, just beside the pedophile thing,

they're still fucking evil outside of that. I'm not looking at those. I'm saying even without the pedophilia, they're evil. You add pedophilia on top. I don't associate with pedos. I on top. I don't associate with pedos Right, I don't I don't associate with them. Mm-hmm Fuck alone. They're all that's why we have to I saw the video on the Senate floor of that guy fucking that little twink I am you the reason okay. Listen, it's a net

It's a nest It's necessary for us to elect pedophiles because we have to vote people in that are okay with killing children. D.C. as far as I'm concerned is a giant child emporium. D.C. is a giant child brothel. And if you're certain with any of these people, you are complicit in all of this. They should rename the White House Toys R Us.

They should and all of this they should rename the White House toys are us We do need to elect people that have no care for children because they will go on to kill them Yeah, that's why we that's that's why that we have to know they were involved in pedophiles That makes a good point if you if you can't handle me at my secretly fucking children You don't deserve me at my killing children on behalf of arms dealers 100% of of arms dealers. 100%. Of international arms dealers. So why don't you wake up and grow up? Yeah, grow the fuck up.

Why don't you grow up? Why don't you grow up? Hey, someone's gotta live in the real world, all right, pal? That's what people say to me. They go, who are you shaking your fist at? Why don't you just grow up and be an adult? It's very, very bizarre.

Why don't you be an adult and fuck a kid? Yeah. That's really what they're saying Yeah, you're saying yeah, hey buy the ticket take the ride That's his bill X Yeah, no, it's fucking retarded. It's retarded all right I want to you know because everybody's gonna say something completely different this week, and I didn't I didn't want to I don't know And I I don't know maybe we shouldn't have done this episode. No, I think it's good.

I think if anything we wanna do the stuff that is not popular. No, I mean I saw like Schultz with the American flag glasses on and he's talking to Charlemagne and it's just like, it's too cool to like him now. It's also cringe. It's really cringe. It's also cringe.

That guy doesn't believe anything and he's not intelligent. He just scripts From stuff he's seen other people say and he's like he probably crowd sources his opinion with other people before he even has I'm only public. What else we know? Yeah We do know that personally we've watched the guy I mean even like publicly just go from like wigger to like mag a guy, you know, like so these people don't care He's doing post Malone. Oh, did I do the wigger voice anymore? I mean he still does but like, you know, he's like

I've talked to him not when he's doing and he's like he doesn't do wigger voice at all. Yeah, not So I'm like, is that a Bobcat Goldthwaite thing, but he's pretending to be like a black guy He's like if Al Cholson had a tik-tok account He should go out of his podcast there should be like my mam is in the use my mam is in the way Trump's the guy my mammy likes. I just need to go into the fucking I need it. Get me get me loose Someone get me a plane ticket to DC. Get me some Celsius. I got these at the DC, get me some Celsius, I got these, get me some Celsius galaxy vibe, the strawberry watermelon. Oh wow, you're at that point where you're buying

it's not even named after fruit. You're buying the flavors where it's just like stars! Ursa minor. Red, what's the flavor? Ah, it's tree, palm tree. I would love to sign, it's the tree. Here's the thing. Palm tree. I would love to sign me up for the service. Get me in DC.

Get me on some Monster Energy. I'll come in there and. I'm going through, I'm going, I'm January 6th, solo. Legendary mode, all skulls activated. I enter the capital like the Master Chief. I I walk in like you're in Wolfenstein I have a plasma sword and grenades and I'm like, let's fucking do this thing and I don't a Cortana I came here Cortana She's not even telling me what's going on and they go they go

Let's fucking go and then you see it's like in GTA when there's the wanted meter But it's just the amount of child pornography that's been downloaded onto your computer remotely Why am I because you're trying to invade the capital doing it and they're doing it to you Yeah, yeah, but I just dude if I could walk in I would then throw my plasma sword away And I'm master chief and I just fucking I Go in oh, what's up, Nancy Pelosi nice tits bitch boom right in the neck boom boom Bam bam bam bam get that evil bitch because she by the way it might be the Queen's Sure, that's the that's the beehive right there, right?

I'm good. I'm if she dies and if all death and every end disease goes away We will then know for sure that Nancy Pelosi all evil came from her cunt. Yeah. Yeah. She is like mother Gaia For Satanism and all evil in the world, I'm totally convinced. I hate her guts. That is the most evil bitch I've ever had. I hate her guts. And her husband's gay.

Husband's gay and he almost got killed with a hammer by a gay guy. So funny. David DePappi. David DePappi. His name was David DePappi? David DePapp. DePappi.

So I come in there and boom! Boom, boom! Boom! Well, the first boss boss the first boss level is John Fetterman walks out like the The the goblin level the troll level in the Lord of the Rings video game No, I just do a diversion sloppy Joe with him He runs the other way I bust open a door and Matt Gates is legitimately like he's torturing children.

It's not even a sexual thing for him. He's like dismembering them and stuff. Sure, yeah, yeah. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm going through room by room. I'm taking all of them out. Room by room. I work my way up.

This is by the way, once Elon is in Doge, do you know about this department of, you know, Trump's, he's making a new department called the Department of Government Efficiency. It's called Doge and Elon's gonna be in charge of it. God, what a faggot. What a, what a faggot. So I come in there, I see Elon, he's just scrolling,

he's replying from his fake Twitter account, which is, that's proven true, by the way, he had fake Twitter accounts where he was defending his own. He had a fake Twitter account where he was pretending to be his own child. Have you seen that? He's Ian Miles Jong?

No, he had a fake Twitter account where he was pretending to be his own son. He had, yeah, it's. He had a fake Twitter. He's made it into being his own son. He had yet It was it's in court transcripts. Yeah, my son has died Hold on wait, let me find yeah, he was pretending to be like a little baby He had like a fake tour account where he was a baby Yeah, but it was the one where about his Fuck, where is it?

Cuz he was responding to to someone who was saying, he goes, yeah, Elon's kids probably just wanna hang out with him and they love Mr. Tesla more or whatever. Oh, this is right here. He had to admit in court that this was his actual Twitter, one of his fake Twitters. Yeah, Grimes left the king of SpaceX, her kids must hate her, they probably wanna spend

all their time with Mr. Tesla. And I believe he changed it so it says Elon Tess, but I think it didn't say that back in the day, if I'm correct. Is his signature just an emoji, like a laughing emoji? Probably. He really sucks my ass. So anyway, I don't know if that's-

Yeah, look, he's tweeting, I will finally turn three on May the 4th. Yeah, tweeting pretending to be a baby. That's really weird. Yeah, that's strange be a baby That's really weird Yeah, that's that's strange Thank You reddit freedom anyway. I go into Elon's room. He's in his race car bed. This is spaceship bed, right? He's gone And I'm you know people have never seen anything like this I'm killing people with punches. There's a one. Yeah. Yeah

I've never seen anything like this. I'm killing people with punches. Just a one. Yeah. Yeah. Internal hemorrhage, dead. And my fists don't even hurt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My fingers, everything's intact.

Boom. Your hands are getting stronger. I'm actually. With justice. Just off the left jab, I'm killing them. But I still hit them with the right. Yeah, you kill them, you kill them. Kill them with the left and on their way down to the ground,

they're dying how people actually die in those movies where people get sniped. Those like things on like Ron.com where they fall. As they're falling, you go boom with the right of their head just like splatters across the other side of the room. I do a whoop-a to Joe Biden, bam, I hit him. His head flies off and like a cannonball, it goes through like 20 different people.

It kills them too. I work my way up to the head honcho. I go into Trump's room and in there is, it's him, Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton, and let me see here. Who else would be? Jared Fogel. They're all playing cards. They're playing gin and rummy.

Gin rummy. Oh, it's gin rummy. They're playing gin rummy. And I go, bam. I go, and then immediately Hillary pops up like, Kia! And I go, I duck. She tries to kick me, I go, and I go I duck she she tries to kick me I go

Bitch I go right up her pussy like that. Yeah, and I'm holding her up like this. She's going I'm whole I'm my fist in her pussy. I'm holding her up. There's blood. Yeah all over me. Trump is cackling Trump's what he tries to high- high five you with your other hand. How dare you steal my move? That's mine. That's how I fuck him. I only do, by the way, I only do Trevor Noah's Trump. Have you guys heard Trevor Noah's Trump?

Can I show you guys Trevor Noah's Trump real quick? I gotta piss so bad, I'll be back. This is a very long episode, by the way. And I wonder if we can put this one on YouTube because there's so much talk of pedophilia I imagine it would be taken down. We can't enough. I really don't think we can but whatever he's gonna change all that By the way people love Trevor Noah's Trump impression. This is the worst and at real on my boy. You can't play this on the YouTube That real on my boy, my friend. You can't play this on the YouTube. Um, oh here we go.

Gotta go to a news one. Trevor, you do the best Donald Trump impression. I don't know what spell everybody's under, but you gotta hear it. Guarantee it's the worst. It's the worst impression. He's one of the least funny people ever. He's less funny, I mean, apartheid is funnier than him.

No, no, no, no. Here we go. So I want to know, like, for real, so how did you nail down his voice? I think I do the worst, best Donald Trump impression. That's what I do. So the thing I do is I always think to myself all you have to do is imagine

that somebody... What bizarre worldview is this? What is this? The real daytime? I can't believe they didn't call it THA real daytime. the real daytime? I can't believe they didn't call it THA real daytime. Wow. The real daytime. Has poured like red ants down your back. Oh jeez.

Right? And so if you're speaking, if you're speaking normally, you've got, he's got that thing where he starts, he starts speaking solo. Where it's, every woman on this panel looks like a different version of Steph Curry's wife. It's like, they look like fill-ins for like, Chrissy Teigen.

Like when Chrissy Teigen's having an off day, they go send her out. She'll do the press run. Man, she's a, oh by the way, she looks horrible. Oh yeah. Chrissy Teigen? John Legend hits her with pans a lot. He just shoves the piano top down on her face.

What does she tie? She tie? I don't know what she is. She sleeps under something heavy. I don't know what it is, but her face. There's something going on. She might need to take a food allergy test or something like that.

Yeah, she looks like she's still recovering from a bee sting. She's like the world's hottest bulldog. Yeah. I mean, I gotta look to her. If you're speaking normally, he's got that thing where he starts speaking, so low, so low, so sweet. And then, the ant fight folks, they bite.

You don't know when, you don't know when. And he goes home, so low. People who work on the show, do you think they tell their relatives they do something else? Yeah, probably. They tell their relatives that they're doing improv in New York. They tell their relatives that they're doing improv in New York.

They tell their relatives that they work on Epstein Island instead. Who lives say that he has the best, they like the greatest Trump impression. Did you hear any of what he just did? That's the worst thing I've ever seen. That's the worst impression. I'm Trevor Noah doing Donald Trump.

I'm Trevor Noah doing Trump. This is him, I'm Trump. Yeah. It's horrible. It's like going through TikTok, you see three likes on a TikTok of like a random retard doing a Trump. That's the same exact impression.

I'm a black hack. I'm from South Africa and I'm a hack. I've never been funny. I'm a hack. I'm Trevor Noah. I'm Trevor Noah. I haven't been doing my own job for six years. I have $80 million for no reason.

John Stewart's been doing it for me. He's so rich, by the way. Do you have any idea how rich Trevor Noah is? He was given a comedy career because of 9-11. He must wake up every day and pray to Al Qaeda. Go, thank God. How did he get one because of 9-11? Just because after 9-11, we started giving jobs

to unfunny minorities. So. And Muslims started like, you know, doing like, you know, late night shit, and whatever, and it was like, wait, wait, what? But you're not funny though. There's a lot of funny Muslims out there, don't get me wrong, there's a lot of funny minorities out there. Name them.

We, I can't right now. Osama Bin Laden. Yeah. Just say, you know, remember, there was that whole, 9-11 happened and then we were like, oh my God, the ring's so mean to Muslims. Let's make them all, give them TV shows. It was a terrible time.

I remember that. Terrible time. I remember that. Well I guess because of the wars in the 2000s, we started paying attention to these daily show types, the John Stuarts. The people that actually kick ass I don't know. I mean John Stewart now

I don't know now he has like the Nazis from like Ukraine on and stuff and shit I mean yeah, John Stewart seems like a retard now from a couple things for a 55 year old comedian I think he does He does he does cringe out every once in a while so sure so he We started paying attention to those types. I think then in Trevor Noah come he then he took over Trevor John Stewart show. Yeah, right. Yeah, so because of It was because of 9-eleven really you are right Yes, 9-eleven got us into the war which gave us the Daily Show which gave us Trevor Noah

So he was born out of terrorism 9-eleven birth to Trevor Noah yes, and that was the vagina he crawled out of the rubble I'm glad you explained for me, but yes, that's all I was saying and I sleep are the worst thing to come from 9-eleven Yeah, is Trevor Noah's comedy. Yeah, probably that yeah, he loves George Bush Trevor Noah yeah, they gave him a whole career It's right yet. He's a member of the, they gave him a whole career. It's right, yeah. He's a member of the Bush administration. Bush is a kingmaker. Yeah.

He gave Trevor Noah $60 million or whatever the fuck. Incredibly unfunny man who did, I think, the Daily Show in the corner of his apartment for like three years, even after the pandemic was over. He was still, imagine being like his roommate throughout the pandemic. I know. He's still doing the Daily Show

but next to the oven This is another thing that makes me feel crazy as people go always and he's so funny He does the bad I go I don't like I do sometimes I wonder I look in the mirror I go do I have eyes? I have a funny about that. I guarantee every woman on that panel is finer than him, which is unbelievable I guarantee every woman on that panel is finer than him which is Unbelievable, I've seen sister sister. There's a fat black woman on this panel. I guarantee she's funnier You kidding me I guarantee I will bet my fucking life that that fat black bitch is funnier than Trevor. No, are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? Are you kidding me? I don't know, that looks like a white lady to me. Oh, you think that's a Martin Lawrence fat suit situation?

Yeah, that's Billy Crystal. Can you dig it? Can you dig it? Can you dig it? I knew that you could, Trevor Noah. I knew that you could. Ah, fuck. Did you know Osama bin Laden has a son called Omar bin Laden and he has dreadlocks by the way

Yeah, he's like really cool. He's like he's like a dime square guy. Yeah. Yeah, you like yeah He hangs out with like podcasters and shit. Yeah, he's I think he's dating Ivy wool Shout out to Ivy. Shout out Ivy. Yeah. Yeah. He just looks like the is there a picture with him the dreadlocks system of a down Yeah, he just looks like surge there. This is him Yeah, that's him. I swear to God. I saw a picture of him with dreadlocks one time. Maybe I got my AI, but who knows Yeah, there we go, yeah nice Yeah, yeah, it's real. I mean it looks like a bit We made up that Osama bin Laden is a black son

He looks like he's in Matrix Revolutions He goes through the buildings like a ghost Yeah, that kicks ass yeah, imagine you're at a raw safarian club and you see you see a fat Osama bin Laden with dreadlocks That's so awesome dancing. Yeah Ben like planes around buildings and stuff. Yeah. Yeah, no, he looks cool as shit. Yeah That rules. He looks like the counting crows guy a little bit Mr. Jones. Yeah. Yeah Out of here because we fucking glibbed out right

Lived out with her cocks out. Yeah I'm really uh I'm trying to love myself more love myself entirely and love others and in that in that love you know what I have found a rejection of all things evil mmm so I will I will not be voting this year I will not be going to year. I will not be going to the polls. Big day coming up. I love the guy, I love the guy. You have the guy nasty about a week after the election. I will not be voting. I am not.

And they go, what was the last week? You're like, ah shit. I'm in four years. In four years, I will not be voting. Fuck you. At this point, I'll vote for the guy who's like, like his whole thing is anti-pedophile.

I know, yeah. Is that a platform you can like run on? Is that a party? No, because your brain will get turned into dish soap. If you're anti-pedophilia, you're just qualified for politics. Yeah, exactly. No, they will kill you.

Yeah. Yeah. It's illegal. Right. Well folks, you know, we're gonna be okay. Yeah. Yeah, it's illegal. All right Well folks, you know, we're gonna be okay. We're gonna be okay. Just are we not and it's fine also if we're not okay It's fine. Everything's fine. And no don't get your panties in a twist like oh You know, what's her name? Katherine Johnson Ben? I've been seeing some tweets from Brooklyn Dad and I think we're all fucked. Brooklyn Dad Defiant. Brooklyn Dad Defiant. Who's still got that same,

what has T-Driks said about it? We need to end this episode but maybe. Oh yeah, we should check in on T-Driks. In the Patreon we can see what T-Driks has to say. I would rather just mock the libs, it's so much funnier but like, you know. I know but everybody, dude it's the same thing we talk about people who made a career

of making fun of Burke Chrysler It's just everybody is owning the libs. It's like hack at this point to own the libs, dude I think I may have blocked T. Drake. Oh, no. No, there he is. There he is What is he saying You're a minor that Twitter He wrote an article I Want to get past the articles is there just a straight tweet he has about the election the view from my backyard 628 a.m. Oh, he's about to kill him

He's just writing I think he's trying to I think he's trying to read your- Go back! Oh, look at that, that's pretty good! Dumb fuckistan! Go up here. America? America? Uh, what?

Uh, so according to the constitutional scholars at Magna University, Kamala Harris can just refuse to certify the election. Do I have that, right? What does that mean? He's saying, uh- Just do what Trump did. Do what Trump did, yeah, exactly. And then the day of the election, I did see this, he's tweeted, don't fuck this up America.

He swears too much, it's too much fuck. Cause he's fucking pissed off, man. Dude, he's punk rock, man. Yeah, but he has a goddamn potty mouth. I'm sick of these libs and their language. What if you go to his page, it's just like, nice job fucking wetbacks. He fucked it up.

He's just li Just living out like everybody Yeah, I mean he just sucks I don't know really what else to say that he sucks my ass Yeah, he sucks. He really sucks my ass. He's tweeting about Tony. I guess. Okay. Well, he's pretty cool. That's Yeah, okay The enemy of my enemy is my friend, so. Yeah, he, I mean, he's just. He mostly just writes his sub stack stuff now. He gets paid by the DNC, by the way.

Yeah, of course he does. He gets paid to do all this. Did I see shit, I don't know if it's not true or not, but I saw shit like Megan Thee Stallion got a million, Cardi B got a million, like all these celebrities that endorse them. They all do. Yeah.

Tim Pool got money from organizations. He got money from Russia, I believe, I saw. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he pool got money from organizations. You got money from Russia. I believe I saw yeah Yeah, he was like they figured out he was actually was a Russian axe He said he was gonna quit his show recently like it's too much to run, but then he think he'd backtracked Yeah, well, it was like actually confirmed. It wasn't just that like cringe liberal shit of like, oh, there's a Russian accent. No, I think he confirmed it, I think. Yeah.

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Like it's war in Ukraine interesting Fascinating too bad. I don't understand anything about geopolitics, so I don't Any of that means yeah, geopolitics is gay. I have not been paying attention to the Russia stuff since it started happening Holy fuck that was boring nobody and paying attention to the Russia stuff. Since it started happening, holy fuck, that was boring. Never gave a shit. RIP bozos, I'm smoking on that light pack tonight.

They're just doing one of the new Call of Duty games over there as far as I'm concerned. They got a new map, new loadouts. Ukraine? Yeah, it's just new Call of Duty. It's a money laundering game. It's Call of Duty. Ukraine is the car wash in Breaking Bad.

Occasionally Zelensky and Biden would check in on it and they'd go, Scarlett, what are we doing? Have an A one day. Have an A one day. The guy with the eyebrows. Yeah, and Huel and Bill Burr would come out and they'd take a bunch of barrels out to the Ukrainian fucking wilderness.

Is it like, is Ben Stiller still letting like Zelensky fuck his wife and stuff Stiller yeah, I remember what that was going on. I know yeah, I mean it's just so tragic It's so neat. I've said this a million times, but just people so many people die while living Yeah, we lose them. It's they're gone. Yeah, all right well It was a pleasure to live out with love you guys and folks. And remember, once again, with this new, you know, now that we're living in hell here, I want to- Yeah, living in fucking hell. Living in fucking hell.

We live in dumb fuckistan. Dumb fuckistan. Ruined the whole fucking election, dumb fuckistan. Mary, you sign up for the Patreon going forward. Do not sign up on the patreon app Apple is extorting patreon So there will be an extra fee if you sign up for patreon on the patreon app So sign up on the website sign up on the web browser So any other way besides downloading the patreon app from Apple if you're new to the patreon you can still use the existing

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Cutting out for either part. I mean I tried to be funny. I tried to be funny. I guess I'm I think we're fine I think people appreciate it a bit. We were just like That's what everybody's doing. That's what I'm saying yeah, and where the crowds go I run the other way Isn't that the Bukowski quote wherever the crowds go run the other way? Yeah, you're saying my wife is my fist is yeah a Go run the other way. Yeah, you're my wife is my fist is yeah a Guy who famously never did anything bad to women. Yeah Because he's great I don't care that a bunch of like whores with like shitty tattoos and did latte art like you know posted his quotes on tumblr for Too long and then everyone called gay. He's a great writer He was just like a bug zapper for women who were gonna be abused anyway.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty much, like women just floated to him and he just, hey, would, bzz, bzz, bzz, bzz. Yeah, exactly. They would just drop like flies around him. It would actually be rude if he didn't hit him because they kind of wanted that.

That's what they were looking at. Yeah, they wanted that. It was summer year round for him and women were mosquitoes. I was like, one time I was like, let me, one time I was like, let me look into this Bukowski thing real quick. And I watched an interview where he's like, he's talking down to like his girlfriend or whatever

He like takes her leg and then cracks it His wife at the time Which is funny, it's funny to do so much did not domestic abuse you start doing karate Yeah, it's the feet involved footage of domestic abuse, you start doing karate with it. It's insane. You start having the feet involved. This footage of him on 60 Minutes being interviewed with Mike Wallace and he's like, get out!

He's kicking his wife. He's kicking, he kicks her in the face. Yeah, he kicks her in the face and he goes, so anyway, the soul is like a bird. A blue jay in the summer dawn. Well, I love you all, folks. Love you all. God bless you.

Thank you for letting us live out a little bit. I don't think it's living out though, because it's not either side, right? It's very funny. Haywatch episode tomorrow is called Libbin' Out. Libbin' Out. Oh, really? Yeah, we did the same thing vaguely.

Well, what'd you say? You're not spoiling it, because Limit Party comes out the day after Haywatch. Similar tone. Similar tone. But like, I'm not spoiling it because the limit party comes out the day after a similar tone Similar tone, but like I'm not like you. I'm not a huge lib cuck like you I didn't get into trumping a rape a child rapist and all that. I mean, I don't So here's what's funny. I just in closing in 2016 I was a conspiracy theorist in 2024 believing the exact same thing now. I'm a lib cuck. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm I was a conspiracy theorist for my exact set of beliefs

I still carry now and now I'm a lip cuck for those exact same beliefs. Isn't that funny? I remember a guy saying to me in 2016, he goes, you don't really believe in that right wing conspiracy, right, and I go, what right wing conspiracy? He goes, like the human trafficking. I go, what?

He goes, like sex trafficking, the right- Yeah, they tried to do that for a while. Do you think that's not real? Yeah. You think that's not real, sir? Yeah. Now that same community is doing JD Vance impressions, trying to desperately resurrect his career.

It was like people in the 70s that didn't even know what pedophile was a word. Right. And they go, you believe that? You believe people that, like it was aliens or something, right? Yeah Meet the new boss folks same as the old boss David Lucas on the mic

No, very good very good I saw you tweeted the Tony thing where he goes He's a Tony goes me and Tony about to drop off toilet paper and poor Rico or something like that It's like oh, you're such a good idea. No, no, no Sweet of that. Yeah, we about to, you're such a good. I took that. No, no, no. It was Lucas. We did that. Yeah, we got to we about to drop off toilet paper. Me and Tony about to talk about toilet paper in Puerto Rico. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, him acting like in Django when the fucking house slave

is holding Leo's body. David was going down. Fucking tap dancer. Fucking tap dancer on Menstrual Show. Get fucked. Get fucked, I'm five. Woo! In closing, did we say we liked anybody, by the way?

I don't think we can be lip-cucks. I don't think we said a single person we liked. No, no, nobody. Not to my knowledge, in the past two hours. I like Sarah Cooper, That's the only person I Think is without sin and all of this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's the only true satirist left Yeah, and I am a Jared Fogel truther actually I don't want nothing wrong. Yeah, I'm a Jared Fogel truth He was they used him as a patsy. Okay. Well, he was a patsy

Is that a real thing? Is that a real conspiracy? It is now Jerry Fogel going to prison In a different type of footlong I guess we need it in Lucas on the mic baby Lucas on the mic Jack David Lucas on the McCarnage Harlem Williams the n-word sold out MSG Three days in a row who said that I mean the Tony

Remember when Tony was on the when he did the Trump thing, he still couldn't help but mention his own personal stuff. He was like, it's wonderful to be here. I've sold out MSG, this is my fourth time performing at MSG. And everyone is confused. And everyone's like, huh? They're like, huh? Who got this fag to speak at the Trump rally? I'm like, I thought Trump hates gays.

Why is he on stage? Oh, shut up. Yeah, anyway. Yeah. Hmm. Yes, sir. We all start fucking. Because we're libs now.

We could, because we're big walls, lib cocks. Poor Tim Walls. What's that? Fucking retard up, though. He's a pedophile, too, by the way. Of course he is. I swear to God, yeah.. Yeah. Yes. Well, he was a college coach That's why our high school coach. He's got that dumb like confused look on his face like He look constantly looks like a guy that's trying to convince

Like like the customs that he's a citizen. Yeah, he does. He does always he makes a face I just got fucking a kid. He just got caught. He goes, I love abortion so much, they told me pull it back a little bit, calm down on it. Didn't he like lie about China? About China. Like, I don't know, he like fucked somebody in China. He was in China.

Yeah, no, they did a story that he was fucking the shit out of some Chinese chick. Yeah, and then he like lied and said it didn't happen, but admitted it did. Alrighty, I don't know. Yep. Mm-hmm. What is Kamala gonna do?

Bunch of fucking drugs and alcohol. What is she gonna do now? Okay. Okay. Okay. All right. I'll show you exactly what she's doing. You wanna see it?

Debbie Boobie sent it to me, hold on. Was it AI porn of Kamala? No, I'll show you exactly what she's doing. You want to see it? Debbie boobies in it to me. Hold on. Was it AI porn of Kamala? No, I'll show you this bitch It's fucking nasty. I love rapid scrolling through everybody you talked shit about Yeah, she's playing with her nieces. She's drinking wine with her niece look of course Look at you there. Look at that. It's little girl peepee It's girl piss. Yeah, that's a fresh person. I told you they're all put about. Look at that beautiful puppet.

Adrenochrome and piss, folks. Right there, she drinks it. With her Howard University hoodie, a school she let down, more black people. She didn't come out and speak that night, they just sat there quietly. I know, they just sat there quietly. Crying, wondering what's going on. And these little disks, these are the pressed bones

of her victims, hair painted red and yellow to symbolize piss and blood. Yeah, it is funny, her posting a photo of her laughing and having fun. If you actually, everything you say is true, you should be in a monastery somewhere whipping yourself with cat and nine tails or something. Minutes after this photo was taken,

she went and answered the door for Montel and he fucked her brains out. Who's Montel? Montel Williams. Montel Williams. Mountain get out of my way, Montel Williams. She used to be on red carpets with Montel. Oh, did she get her ass fucked?

Yeah, probably. She's dressed really hoary next to Montell Williams on a red carpet. Yeah But it would be funny Montell. Montell hits her up the day she loses and just like fucking dicks her down Yeah in front of Doug. Yeah, exactly. Doug watching. Doug with his goofy little face. Doug Emhoff that dumbass Everyone's so pathetic. Oh god. Yeah Jack any funny any funny how it happened My two arms in your pussy Ain't funny how it happens. I Don't we got a heart eject from this. I think we gotta end it.

Yeah, we gotta end it, yeah. Hey, Kamala's pussy bought a Christmas tree. Don't talk about kids' presents! All right, patreon.com slash living party. Goodbye. Bye. Bye! Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina, Wicked and evil while casting a spell. My love was deep for this Mexican mate, I was in, wild as the west Texas wind.