lemonparty - 110: puddit on a plate for me

Episode Date: December 3, 2024

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I'm having a ball on X. Having a ball on X. I mean, I'll pull it up. You're going. I don't wanna have that. Is Tommy? It's like I'm showing you my trophy shell. I'll show you the pose.

Yeah, you went out and you got some scalps for us. Is Tommy Touchdown still angry at you? I think I'm actually at war with Barstool right now. Is it real? I'm not really sure. I mean, Danny Beers or whatever tweeted fuck you at me. He said what the fuck? But then that was about it. Yeah great comeback

Yeah, they're tweaking they but they're not like creative enough, so they're tweeting it then like hey rubber and glue pal So for anybody it's not following this closely so this guy This guy who shaped like a guitar He shaped like the bar. And listen, I know I'm a fat guy with a beard, but good Lord, Jesus Christ. So this is Double.VodkaDon? Yeah.

Interesting that he's. He changed his name from Double Fudge. Interesting. This is a, I don't know what. Do you see these eyes? I'm just. So he works for Barstool, this guy? I don't even know what to say.

I'm dead inside. He has a Barstool account. I clicked on his profile, he works there. And you attacked him viciously. He has the Barstool. They pay a bunch of money to say. I'm dead inside. I clicked on his profile. He works there. And you attacked him viciously. He has the Barstool. They pay a bunch of money to have this thing in their bio. Yes, he says Barstool Sports, stool gaming. Double vodka don.

How does he, he sticks to liquor for the calories and still just. Yeah, can you imagine if he was drinking beers? It's wild. I guess Portnoy cooks them like a lobster. Yeah, that's him taking a bath actually. They have to get him into the cinder tank. The cinder buck tank.

Is this Barstool Sports here? So he's constantly doing front face videos about the money line, I guess, or whatever. Tricking people into losing money on draft games. Right, the cross necklace is also so he doesn't have a heart attack while he films. Yeah. So he he tweet. I have no idea what he's talking about.

I don't know what fire Ryan Day is, but all I this was OSU versus Michigan and Michigan, Ohio State, Michigan, Michigan won for the fourth year in a row. And they tried to plant the flag. There's a buzz. Listen, as an SEC boy myself, I mean there was a lot of things happening in college football this week. You played blue. Yeah.

It was a big college football league. A lot of people planting flags and then big fights breaking out. You were screaming at your TV. I was so, I was in the Gators one. You're wearing your Gators hoodie. And I have a coach. Oh!

I have a coach polo upstairs too. I have so much Gator gear. I have G coach. I have a coach, a polo upstairs too. I have so much gator gear. I have gator shoes. You have to start watching the games. I love the gators. I'm gonna become one of these guys. You're gonna become Barstool Forta? Yeah. You're gonna buy one of those fake championship rings?

Like you were rooting for them in 2007? Exactly. Yeah, that was a good tweet, man. And it really hit a nerve with people because it went really viral. For anyone listening, I said pre-diabetic, snapback, A-frame, liver disease guys are the new sports media personalities.

They're all named like Danny Beers or Bubba the Retard. Now did you know when you said Danny Beers? And that's 6.4 million impressions right now. Yeah, it has I think 51,000 likes. I kind of, like, because I'm trying to000 51,000 likes I kind of like because I'm trying to be nicer and stuff like it's not my intention to log on to X and be like who can I expose sure for being really fat I know but then you just see a fat guy and this just blood pressure just like just shoots out of you but

what I was tweeting was really out of it was a general. It wasn't just directed at this fellow. But you did say a guy's name almost specifically. Yeah, apparently. Did you know? Was that subconscious? I must have known. I mean, the bars, they're like Pokemon.

I can't keep track of Billy Budweiser. And yeah, there's nine of them with the last name Smokes, by the way. There's like Tommy Smokes, a lot of Smokes, Jimmy Smokes. Yeah, it's a nonstop smoke. They need to figure out new nicknames with this horse. And they all pick a team, and that's their, they're on Barstool as like, I'm the Ohio State guy. Yeah.

Yeah. I'm the Florida Central guy. That's who I go for. Yeah, I really, I don't understand what's going on over there. But this, you know, apparently a lot of people are fed up with it too, and they shared this yeah You're leading the charge yeah, you're marching people into battle mm-hmm. They're ready to swing the other way I'm there fucking Napoleon. Yeah, I'm riding in on a horse uh-huh. It's getting a cannonball shot through a tart

Yeah, and then I'm wielding X. You're cutting that guy's head off and putting it on a big sword And just like running down your line showing your men. You're gonna get sued by Buffalo Wild Wings. Imagine these guys like during the French Revolution like getting beheaded. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They get down on their knees, you're gonna fucking put them in a guillotine.

They just sticks a turkey leg in there. Yeah, yeah, they get down on their knees and they're like, don't forget to use promo code BARSTOOL at betyourmortgage.com. Yeah, their entire existence is to just siphon money away from dads who want to kill themselves. Use a guillotine as a cigar cutter. Yeah.

Stick in the little nub in there. Yeah, oh, they put them in the guillotine and it breaks. With him, yeah. The blade, yeah, the blade just bends. This poor fuck, double Vakadon. Double Vakadon, I mean, I feel bad. It's like, it's very, you're bullying him. I mean, I don't wanna like, you know,

he's running around, I don't wanna have a victory lap here. I feel bad, actually, I feel terrible about the whole thing. I wish I could take it back. It's rough, I mean, the face is like, come on, man. That guy goes through a lot. His face, yeah. It looks like he wears pants on his face, like he has ass cheeks on his face.

Yeah, he shaves his forehead, wears a tie around his eyes. He has a belt that goes around his nose. Yeah. I want to, yeah. Yeah. He actually has spanks under his beard. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, I mean it's just an insane, people are calling him Chipmunk online. Yeah. The shape is crazy. Ben did that because he wants people to be healthier. Right. You care about this guy. I mean, I'm a health nut.

You're a health nut. So it drives me nuts. It drives me nuts. It is from his health nut. I mean, my weight does fluctuate 25 pounds a week. Yeah. It swings crazily. But you keep it within that 25 pound range. I mean my weight does fluctuate 25 pounds a week. Yeah. It swings crazily. But you keep it within that 25 pound range.

I do, yeah. It gets too high, you start hating yourself and then you just stop eating. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This guy went to the moon and back. Yeah. Yeah.

So then Dana Beers, this guy, this is a guy as well that I'm not aware of. The thumbnail's always like when they played like cornhole at some event. Sure, his pants are torn from the woman he raped at that wedding. That's pretty much what he did. Why are they always doing a legged race? What is it?

They're always doing like some race in a yard? I guess it is content for like teens. They're like sports mascots without the without the outfit on right? they just treated they like do a race and play some beer pong and Yeah, so you tweeted what the fuck? Yeah, and a lot of likes to you. Yeah, but if you look at all the they go Should have said diabetic not pre. Maybe there's a wake-up call fatty. Wow, it's a deep cut laughed hard laughing emoji It's funny because it's true

It's true disturbing This guy doesn't seem very fat though. Yeah, this guy. I don't think he unless it's a very old photo Like you just put a lot on Yeah, he seems to be a relatively fit Fine to me and he looks kind of hot and that been his thumbnail picture. Yeah, he looks cool hanging out. It's pretty cool But I mean, yeah, I didn't mean to do it to right now. Did you this follow-up tweet? Did you think that was him again? You thought jelly roll was double double fudge Don yeah, yeah, I'm just a huge jelly roll guy now

Yeah, I love jelly roll got jelly roll and fucking hawk to a hanging out What a week for fatso's yeah Got a jelly roll and fucking hock to it hanging out. Been a while. On the campus. What a week for fatso's. Yeah. You see Dave Blunt's. Fats are the new skinny. Yeah, it is. Skinnies are the new fats.

Well with, yeah. I call the fat ass on the internet all the time. You know? I saw Dave Blunt's with that oxygen tank on stage. Yeah, me too, yeah. It looked like, like if you were at like a World War II memorial and they let an explosion recount its time. If the bomb that they dropped had an oxygen tank,

it was like, I remember being dropped. I was fat man. My friend Little Boy couldn't make it. He's like, yeah, I turned Japanese people into shadows on walls. Dude, I woke up the other morning and I thought like, I thought like Jase had like died or something. I'm like, I checked my mentions,

it's at Ben Avery's Good, at Ben Avery's Good, every 10 minutes. For like 14 hours. That's how you were like, my brother finally did it. Did Jase, did they find him hanging in a fucking Aldi somewhere? Did he finally? They're like, he finally did it.

He's sick of tweaking little medications here and there and he just was like, fuck it. Yeah, I just went a little too far on the fucking seesaw ride every day. I just added one milligram of Wellbutrin and that tipped me over the edge. I love you have like a statement prepared for the day, I kill myself Yeah, it's gonna be cool because you're gonna have this crazy like Paul Giamatti freak out sure

You know like act going into act three of a movie kind of yeah, yeah, nebushy. Yeah, like I'm really in like Yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm at the I'm at the Yeah, I'm at the country buffet and I see somebody in a hawk to a shirt and I just stick my head in the fryer And I can well, I can well I need to kill myself cuz life fucking sucks Everybody's a fucking retard And I just shove my hand my head in the fryer run a floating rock in in fucking outer space I'm Paul G. Monty and I love Joe Rogan. I'm a meat berth.

We're just monkeys. We're flesh monkeys on a fucking blue rock. Well, I. Well, the Duncan Trussell family. And then you pull it, you somehow do it by the wire, but you pull a shotgun out of a paper bag. Yeah, yeah. Like it's for a baguette.

Yeah, but it's like a cartoon. It's way too small of a bag and then I pull a whole shotgun out. No one's like, I'm not even mad, I'm impressed. Everyone turns into Ron Burgundy. And I go, and that's what actually I was just, I was threatening, because I wanted attention and people to feel bad for me,

but the guy doing the Ron Burgundy is the reason I actually did it. And that's how you're gonna go. Yeah. And they're not gonna turn down the Jelly Roll song on the speaker. Sure, yeah. As they drag, they're gonna drag you out like a beached whale. They're gonna have no respect for your course Oh, they'll cut me up and throw me in the in the in the fucking buffet You yeah, they'll serve me like ham hocks the flaming young guy comes over and he's like a leg. Yeah arm

Yeah, it's just my head and he's like just cutting a little piece off my cheek and then laying it on somebody's plate With a big fork. Well, he was a damn lib, he loved Wicked. Yeah, I did love Wicked. I hated hearing that this morning. Me and Connor. Can and Connor fucking damn libs. Me and Connor, we both love Wicked.

Guys, come on. What could be happening in that movie? What's going on? What are they up to? Devin, there's a lot of song, there's a lot of dance. Something you would know nothing about. I wouldn't, no. I mean, I just, they're pressed to her.

That should be the movie. Yeah, that's what I'm saying is what I love, is I was telling Ben, I love going to a movie. Seeing people so talented, you're like, I'm not as good as they are. They're a better person than I am. And then knowing they're batshit insane. That's what Hollywood should be.

Right. Is knowing those people went back to their trailer, slapped the PA around, and then snorted Crystal. They're killing it, they're singing their ass off. They're really singing their ass off. I think it's the then... The black chick's doing green face. Black chick's doing green face.

It is also very funny, everybody hates her because she's green, and the whole movie, she wishes the wizard. She's like, I'm gonna meet the wizard, he's gonna give me normal skin. And I was just laughing the idea that he finally grants her wish and then she shows up and everybody's like, oh, you're fucking black.

And they just hate her even more. Can you tell she's black even though she's green? You actually can, yeah. How did they do to pull that off? If it's a green, no one looks at Shrek and thinks. I'm not kidding, there was a couple shots in the movie where I was like, oh they forgot to put her makeup on, but it's just, she's so black they can't do the green.

Really? Yeah. So it's like nine layers of green. It looks like the scene in Shrek when he took the mud bath and then got out. It's a very, very dark green. Yeah, but she's great in the movie. Yeah, you said she's very talented.

I knew what I was gonna say, you guys. I had to one-up it and say Bowen Yang was also very good in the movie as well. Bowen Yang's in it too? Bowen Yang is a delight in the movie. Really? Great casting. Yeah. I wouldn't see that movie to save my family. No, I would not see it in a million years. Don't have it in me. I'm not a damn little.

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I feel the press too are so fucked. It feels like I've seen movies at the AMC for the last two, three months and it's been nonstop wicked ads. And so I get it, I don't care. It's also just gay. It is very, listen, I'm a, I'm a, Singing is gay.

I've made no qualms, I'm a huge fag. Listen, I liked the Hamilton soundtrack for about six months. I forgot about that. We all remember that. That was a rough time and that sucks. That sucked ass. Yeah, there's still a couple songs. I'm like I I like it Well, yeah, it's like Les Miserables and all that. I actually thought Les Miserables was a little bit boring, which is even gayer

That one's supposed to be actually good I think Les Miserables I watched it I was like this is not gay enough I need little gay guys. It's swirling around. It's French for like the gay misery. Yeah. Yeah, what is it? The the miserable the miserable. Yeah. Yeah late Les Miserables. Yeah, I don for like the gay misery. Yeah, yeah. What is it? The miserable. The miserable, yeah. Les Miserables. Yeah, I don't like the French, I don't like singing, and I don't like green people, so next. I'm against all the musicals.

I haven't found one I like. I never have found a singing, by the way, I sing. In my own life, I'll just start singing. I'm taking a bath, I start singing, I'm going on a walk, I'm singing. I'm an asshole. Do I wanna see people do that on the, I just want them to be better versions of me.

Musicals are objectively bad movies that get away with being considered the same as good movies because they jump into songs. That's right. Because it rhymes and everything. Well they're just allowed, they never happen, like you have, like there will be a, like La La Land, it's like supposed to be like a real scene

and then they start singing and you go, oh so it's, you suck, this sucks now. And then it goes back to normal movie, it's a cop out, it's like a trick. Now how about this Devon, what about it's a musical but they all rap? Because I know you're a big rap head. What if Ryan Gosling was like,

yo, let me tell you the thing about living in LA. Even gayer, even gayer, worse, way worse. Way worse. Way worse, racist. I'll call, I'll say it's racist. I'll call any ism, that's your evil for that. And not racist how we are where we're just having fun with it. Where we're getting jiggy with racism.

Movies are allowed to have scenes with music. School of Rock on a musical, it leads up to a natural musical scene. But when they just bust out, I go, oh, so this is bad and you're tricking gay men and retarded women into liking this. Much like everything that is consumed in this country. Well, they're the 85% of consumers, right?

It's like gay guys. Gay guys and women. Which who knows what the fuck, they're even buying on stage every you see you see a performance of her She's jumping around like the barbarian monster That clip of her dancing you look like a velociraptor It's truly unbelievable yeah It's like designed to like to just take away all the hard work that black, talented people have done their whole lives. You see Taylor Swift, most famous person on the planet.

I think Lauryn Hill should be Taylor Swift. Miss Lauryn Hill. Well, she's like, I'm not gonna do that many dates. Lauryn Hill's like, honey, I am not waking up that early. Lauryn Hill's like, I barely do my three concerts a year. I think people are mad too because the Hollywood It guy, I was seeing posts about this, the Hollywood It guy is never a black guy.

It's always a white man. It's always a Timothy Shaller. Well they had an It guy and then they fucking, they Emmett Tilden, Jonathan Majors. Oh yeah, Jonathan Majors. He was the big It guy. Oh the Cup guy. The guy with the cup of cum.

He was great. That he carried everywhere with him. He was great, and then video came out of his white girlfriend chasing him through the streets of New York, and everywhere with him. He was great. And then video came out of his white girlfriend chasing him through the streets of New York. And we go, just get him out of here. We go, what horrible black thing did he do to her? Look at how much faster he is than her running away

from her trying to beat him. Let's end his whole career. It's crazy, because she goes over to like a fire hydrant, she hooks up a hose, so she starts spraying him down, hitting him with a broom from 1950. She grabs a rifle like James Earl Grey. He's on the balcony of the Lorraine Motel. She's killing him.

Yeah, we're like, look at him. He probably stole her purse. That's why she's chasing him. We're me-tuning him for stealing women's purses. Yeah, he had a little quick run and then boom. He was proven like, he was found like innocent, right? I think so. It could be more ex misinformation.

I don't know if the community note had come out yet. Sure, right. But I did see like a thing that all the charges were dropped. Well, that one guy ruined it for everybody, the guy in Chicago. Jesse Smollett. Jesse Smollett, yeah. I almost said Treyvon Martin. Totally different. Well that one guy ruined it for everybody the guy in Chicago Almost a tray von Martin, yeah, really different No, I got tray von Martin was he was like the only but one of the two black guys who was unjustly killed

Sorry, I must have mixed up my notes with Anthony Cumi is American Renaissance speech. Let me organize my papers over here I know Camille we found that clip Camille is that's at like a Hilton Marriott ballroom giving speeches on like how racism kicks ass. Just doing speeches for like, it's funny because everybody in that group, it's like the Monopoly man but it's the Grand Wizard. Yeah, yeah. It's a hilarious kind of, truly insane that he's-

Yeah, Kamiya's like, thank you, and he goes, now for our next speaker, the man who invented gentrification. John Gerrymandu will be speaking next. No, it was insane. It was literally, I think his speech was called how to survive as a racist in media. In America, in media, yeah. That's how he identifies. He identifies as a racist man.

That's like his pronouns. It's in his bio. He, him a racist man. That's like his pronouns. It's in his bio. He, him, proud racist. Yeah, the speech is tough. I didn't think it was... Did you watch it? When I saw the clip, I was like, this isn't what I think it is, right?

Yeah. But it is, it absolutely is. He's standing up there, they have Jared Taylor and everybody and devout white supremacists. Yeah, the... Jared Taylor had that video where he was getting dinner and everybody and devout white supremacists. Yeah, presenting. Jared Taylor had that video where he was getting dinner with Eddie Huang at like Dintai Fong, telling him that he's like, you know, Charlie.

Wait, what are you talking about? There was that video, Jared Taylor with Eddie Huang or whatever they were trying to have. Justin Wang? No, he's like a Chinese like vice guy and they had, there's some clip going around the Twitter word like oh I gotta look at this is this good Devon should I play it? It's okay He's a bit Jerry like Eddie Wang's like so you're saying like like you don't you don't think like me being and it like like being

Born here Like is good like you don't want that to happen. He's like that's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. Oh fuck I don't know how I missed this. This is gonna be gold. This is the clip right here? Yeah. Hold on, let me unmute this. Oh, here we go. When you're so into facts, because- Oh, here we go.

This is gonna be so good. This guy's kind of retarded. Who is this Chinese guy? Can I ask you who the Chinese guy is? I don't know either. He's like a, he's been on Rogan and stuff. He's like a Chinese, like, wigger guy that like, you know, I don't know, Vice.

I don't know how else to explain it other than Vice. Sure, okay. He had a Vice show, possibly. He did the ones where he's like, we talked, I don't know, Vice. I don't know how else to explain it other than Vice. He had a Vice show, possibly. He did the ones where he's like, we talk to the trans hookers down in the tunnels. Something like, we're gonna show y'all the best places to get like bib-a-bap in, you know, Inglewood. Street bib-a-bap.

Street, yeah. Just some lady frying Elmer's glue. It's just, yeah. Putting it in a tortilla. She's like, that's how my mama made bib-a-bap. Yeah, he's going up to black people, he's like, putting it in a tortilla. She's like, that's how my mama made bit-bap. Yeah, he's going up to black people, he's like, we eat chicken feet too. Ha!

Like. All right, let's see what, this is an incredible mashup right here. It is. This is the crossover I never expected. Can I ask you the other guy, what is, I don't know who he is. He's the leader of racism.

Amren. Amren. He's the leader. I don't know how he's. It's called Amren. He's the leader of racism. It's called Amren, A-M-R-E-N, American Renaissance. It's a movement within, it's just the KKK. It's white supremacists. I don't know if I'm being called a cuck right now, but they're legitimately like, you know, whatever.

But he's very soft-voiced, like he's got a gentle touch. He's the Pete Buttigieg of racism. It's not like, dang-a-dang-a-dang! It's like, well, here's the thing. Here's the Pete Buttigieg of racists. It's not like, dang, dang, dang, dang. It's like, well, here's the thing. Here's the thing, is black people or just? You're a stupid Chinaman. Get out of my country. He's on the Dick Cavett Show.

He's like, I just don't care for black people. Yeah, yeah. And so people are like, well, there's Meggie. This is more, he's making some points. Well, look, I listen to Fuentez. I listen to a guy like Taylor. I agree with some of it. Sure.

There's a lot of it I don't agree with. Like the gay sex part. That's like, exactly. Him having gay sex. About Nick Fuentes being a cum hunter. That's where I draw the line. The Nazi stuff is good. No, but I can't really defend Anthony anymore

with like, like at all now that he's spoken. Wait, when did you stop defending Anthony's spoken. Like I didn't- Wait, wait, when did you stop defending Anthony? Well, maybe I can keep defending him. I'm not a- This is the final straw for Anthony Kamea. I mean, Patrice wouldn't speak to him anymore if he had spoke at this.

Yeah. We can play some of it if you want. I don't know what he said on it. Yeah. You voted for Donald Trump when you're so into facts because his entire campaign is not based in facts. WRONG!

WRONG! Yeah, Ben. Yeah, get that paper out. That's people watching, screaming, and getting the keyboard. It was all based in propaganda and emotion. I voted for Donald Trump for one reason only. His policies, if implemented, would slow the dispossession of whites in the United States. If you were to deport all illegal immigrants, if you were to think very hard about letting in any Muslims, all of this would slow the rate at which whites are becoming a minority

I wish you so worried about the white dispossession There was a bee guy there's like a bee footage guy just filming Chinese people in that restaurant I Kind of love that. He looks like Richard Dawkins. The whole interview, he's just eaten. He doesn't, he barely cares. He's like, listen, I'm here to use your culture's fucking food and then kick you the fuck out. I want my people to survive. Is that so strange? We don't control China.

We don't control any place where whites are not a majority. Whites. If we become a minority, a minority. we will not control our own destiny anymore. I grew up in this country as a minority, as the children of immigrants. I was their first child born in America. And while I didn't have much possession or didn't have much control, I really enjoyed myself.

And I think that if you ask a lot of Americans, they would say that I had a lot to offer this country. You know, according to you, I guess I would be perpetuating the dispossession of white America. That is true, that is true. Would you say that you wouldn't want me in this country? He keeps placing salad in front of him. He just keeps eating the whole time. I mean, like, that's true, yeah.

He's like, this oxtail is fabulous. I think he's so racist, he's starving. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm fuckin', I'm worked up today. Yeah, but a lot of people don't know racism actually burns like 5,000 calories. He's got electrolytes in his water. He goes, excuse me, I just figured out about Dave Blunt,

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At some point, when my ancestors built this nation, they did not build it with the intention of giving it away to Mexicans or Chinese or Haitians or to anyone else. Do you consider it, you keep saying your ancestors built this country. You consider that a fact.

Who else built it? Black people, Native Americans, Chinese people who came and built the railroads. Wrong! No. I thought he was just gonna go fuck railroads. I hate trains. I don't take the train, fag.

I also love his upper main accent that he has. Oh, Anthony does an impression of him where he walks around his house going, I will have a white omelet. Oh, I love the whites on the wall. The way he says white is insane. Yeah, he goes, I just want a white America. Well, that's all I want,

I'm just a good wholesome white American. Okay, here, this is the end of the clip here. Who came and built the railroads? Do you think none of that could have been a joke? Italian people. They're Europeans, aren't they? There's more to it, but yeah, it's weird. I don't really know where it came from.

Can I say, I honestly, like, I kind of like him more than most of the people I see on that. Where he's just like being, I'm like, at least he's being honest. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, I mean, at least he's not on like X, you know, just saying insane shit. And he's not crouching with like, well no, I just, you know, I think that, you know,

Christmas is under attack. He's like, I hate black people, fuck black people. And I'm like, okay, well he's like, at least being upfront about his belief. It's dainty racism. Yeah, southern racism. Yeah, he takes his shoes off at your door. But unless you're Asian, then he keeps them on.

He goes, because I will not bend a knee. Shout out to the Chinese guy for talking to him. Like these guys should, I don't think Jared Taylor can bank anywhere in the United States, which is I think fucked up, and he's not allowed on X, which is fucked up too. Yeah, it's crazy they can take your bank accounts away from you, that is an insane thing.

Yeah, we're gonna edit that part out. Jay said they can take away your bank accounts. Whoa. Bum, bum, bum. It is not a, I know. Jay's typical lib going all the way down. Horseshoe theory, all the way back around. Well they take your bank accounts

because you could be using that money to fund. Extremism? Yeah, like racist extremism. Like Richard Snell and those guys that were helped out, what's his name? Tim, Tim. Timothy McVeigh. Timothy McVeigh. Yeah. Which they're making a whole movie. that were helped out, what's his name? Tim, Tim, Tim, Tim McVeigh. Yeah.

Which they're making a whole movie. I went and saw that Jew movie, A Real Pain. The Jew movie. It's good, it's good, it's a good movie. Devin, you gotta be more specific. I have no idea what you're talking about. There's a movie with Jesse Eisenberg and Karen Culkin called A Real Pain

and it's like they're two cousins that go to Warsaw to see where they're like their grandma who escaped the Holocaust and stuff. If I watched that movie I would sit in the front row, every five seconds I go, next! Yeah. I turn to the projectionist, I go, next movie! I was there.

Change the channel, I can't do this. Oh it was very funny, the only place I could see it at was Century City, so I had to go to the west side, where there's more Jews. And when I was there, in the lobby of the theater, there were three Jewish kids with yarmulkes accusing two brown teenagers, looked like Middle Eastern, of racism. And the cops were there, and they were pointing.

It was insane. It was like insane. It was really weird. And then I went into the movie, All Jews, and it's an okay movie, but there's like three movies that play before it, the trailers for like Jewish movies too. Like they're making like another Munich. Then they're making. Munich too, but this time it's just like,

there's no confliction at all. Yeah, it's like about the broadcast of Munich. Oh, okay. And it's just Eric Bana being like, man, I feel great about every decision I've made regarding this. And then they're making a movie too about like racist extremists.

It was just another, you know. They're making Glory Road, but with Jews. So I hope they keep making this and we finally get fucking cast in something as the other side Yeah, you would make a great guy. You feel like I've been preparing my whole life You'd be like when they find a when they find like Ashton Kutcher at the mall when he's like 15 Like some guys just like walking through the Mall of America and you're just like He's like I goes are you would be great for this new role

We're making we're making Remember the Times for Jews where the team gets really worse. And we think you'd be great for it. I have so many ideas I could pitch to Hollywood where I'm like, guys, let's cash in on this racism stuff before it's all done. Right. They need to bring you in as a racism consultant.

Yeah. You're like an intimacy coordinator for the N word. I used to bring you in as a racism consultant. Pfft. Yeah. You're like an intimacy coordinator for the N-word. And you're going, Leo, don't baby it, lean into it. I go, it's a hop, skip, and a jump. I want you to crow hop an N-word. Quentin, we're gonna need 30 minutes. We're gonna practice some rolling our Rs over here,

and we're gonna come back. I want that pop in it. I turn to the audio guy, I'm like, the sibilance, turn that up. Turn it up. And I want you to crank it towards the end. So I need that R twice as hard as that G. Think of yourself as an arpeggio.

Right, you're going to Quentin and you're like, see, you're saying it like a black guy. I need you to, I go, Quentin, you almost have like a more tough road. You have to unlearn how to say it. And then learn it again. The guys that help with the accents on set, I'm doing that with the sl almost have like a more tough road. You have to unlearn how to say it and then learn it again. The guys that help with the accents on set, I'm doing that with the slurs.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They pay me the big bucks. Right. I have so many ideas I could pitch to Hollywood. Think of this. It would be, this is more of an experimental avant-garde movie I'd love to make, but basically it's one shot.

It's in the center of a convenience store looking down like a bird's eye view. And it's set in Buffalo. And. Anthony is 15 months away from shooting up a supermarket in Buffalo by the way. Yeah. Is that where all the crime videos take place

or in Buffalo? There was that. Buffalo was the guy who went in the supermarket and just shot a bunch of black people. Oh, right, right, right, right, right. He was pushing white people out of the way. He apologized to a guy on the floor. Yeah, and at the end he was firing

into a bunch of watermelons. It was crazy. It's her ethic. It's truly her ethic. Yeah, shot up a foot locker. Nothing funny about it. Nothing funny about it. Ha ha ha break those TVs behind you. I flip back through the TV. Yeah, yeah, through the wall.

You see through the wall and they see a bunch of the Nazi plates and flags. Your secret room, yeah, everything's stashed. Yeah, nothing funny about it. Okay, so you're moving this camera. So it's bird's eye Yeah, nothing funny about it. But. OK, so you're moving. So this is so it's bird's eye view. One shot looking down at a Korean owned convenience store. Yeah. And the aisles look like the walls in Pac Man basically.

And it's like one big Pac Man game where they're the ghosts and they're following around one black guy. OK. Who's trying to steal one honey bun It's called Pac-Man Jones Yeah, that'd be pretty good right that would be pretty I love the end It's the big twist is that he's George Floyd, right? I love they're trying to pay with the counterfeit Yeah, I love that you're like, okay, so let's take the Robertson Mecha smoothie here, but let's place that camera on Kensington Avenue

but let's place that camera on Kensington Avenue. And just really see what happened. I had a crazy, like I'm fucking racially all fucked up right now. Why? Because I went over to Joey's apartment and like I already was Googling George Floyd the night before. I was on Wikipedia.

I did. I just sometimes I Google him, see what's going on. I keep up with him. I have a Google alert set up. You're reading about American history. You're like, it's the holidays, you know going on. I keep up with them. I have a Google you're reading about American history You're like it's the holidays, you know, yeah, I'm really into history. I do my annual revisit of the George Floyd fake murders. I was looking him up and I Was like oh, that's interesting me and George Floyd

We have a lot in common. Actually, that's the weird. We're both six foot four We're both about 220 pounds. I've lost some weight recently, but we're both about the same height and weight. And then I walk into Joey's apartment and he starts showing me George Floyd's sex tape where he's fucking this bitch in a hotel room. Yeah, he's a porn star.

Yeah, me and George Floyd got the same dick. Nice. Really? Similar dicks. It's black. Similar penises. It's black. Not the color. Yeah. Just Yeah, just the shape and he fucks I gotta come clean on this he fucks way better than From what I saw. Yeah, have you did you see the sex tape the George Floyd sex tape? Yeah, we all watch I watched it. I watched it like three days after he was murdered. I was watching the George Floyd sex

I mean, I'll mute this real quick and I'll show you boys real quick if you haven't seen it I'm not gonna switch to it. Sure. No, I remember like it was uh, I think doesn't if I'm remembering correct Doesn't he leave his shoes on for a long time? He doesn't like sneakers off. I can't remember. I just thought it was like a hoax that he did porn I heard he did porn, but I never knew he had like a No, did they have to watch this in court by the way? I don't really know what it would have had to do with the case Yeah, what if they're like showing they're like you see he's getting really out of breath while they might yeah, maybe He's very winded sir. Of course. I'm gonna have to find it on X

George Floyd never hear about that. You know, I always heard about it, but I never like watched it. Oh Yeah, I think is this it this is in a car So like she's shaking her like I can show this part right here right sure I think I could show Yeah here just start here. I can show this part actually This is badass And I wanted I know you what you're thinking you're like First of all, he has the same look he they have you how many times you see me and my daughter make the same expression That face is yeah, really, that's like you make

that your profile picture, that face. Dude, I think we would have been like best friends. Same height, same weight, same dick, same sense of humor. He comes from a different background than me, but that doesn't matter. The soul has no age, has no, your soul doesn't know where you were born or the color of your skin or anything. Mm-hmm

This look at this man. Mm-hmm. Look at the man. He's he's out there. He's just he might have faked his own death as a troll He does look he's like you these little stinker Yeah, he probably does a podcast where he was really racist against white people Yeah, you and him both forgot that you have candy in your pocket when you leave the store. What's your name, bro? Floyd the Landlord, man. Floyd the Landlord. What's your rep in what city? Houston, Texas, man.

Third Ward. Floyd from Texas! How about that? Yeah, I forgot he was from Houston. Oh my God! Dude, we have so much in common. I know. Floyd the Landlord.

He's like the pussy, oh me, bruh. I think that's the character he's playing in the porn. He's Floyd the, oh he's the landlord. Oh, is he in character? I think he's saying like, so you're playing Floyd the Landlord today. I've acted in many sketches. It's true.

He's an actor as well. I don't really consider myself an actor, but neither does he. You go, I live next to many landlords. It's true. He's an actor as well. I don't really consider myself an actor, but neither does he. You go, I live next to many landlords. What if I find out he fucked my wife? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I finally watch the George Floyd sex tape,

he fucks my wife. I'm like. Ha ha ha! Smoking the shit out of my own wife. You can see me in the background playing Halo. I'm completely oblivious. I'm scrolling X on my iPad. It looks like the spider at the end of that movie, Enemy.

He's just covering the whole room. Just fucking your wife. Like grabbing the ceiling for support. Oh man, the lady that filmed this is known as like a civil rights leader, I think. He does look so cheeky though. He known as a civil rights leader I think. He does look so cheeky though. He's got a real fun energy to him. Yeah he does, he's a great guy.

Great smile on him, yeah. What's that? Young risk takers. He took some big risks, yeah. So this is the ladies ass here. I told you man. Man, six to six. Oh he was six six.

No he's not, I looked it up. He was one. He was six six. No, he's not. I looked it up. He did. He waited after he died. He's six four in Jordan's. He might be six. Well, that's because they bend his neck so much. He was doing to short. They like they like warped him. They like kneeled on his dick. Yeah, yeah. Made it smaller. No, yeah, exactly. It's like measuring a bow and arrow.

You have to curve the measuring tape, you know? To get the actual- It's like how a plane has to go this way to go around the Earth. It has to curve to go straight. Yeah, the exact same thing. That's the exact same thing, actually. The exact same thing, yeah. Yeah, but this video has. That's the same. It's the exact same thing. I'm the exact same thing. Yeah. Yeah, but I mean obviously we can't watch him fuck but it is I think that's like the only video of him cuz I you only

Ever saw that one picture the one How could I forget? Went national. Went viral. Oh, dude, you know, there's somebody who probably licensed that video, actually. Yeah, right. They messaged the guy, they're like, hey, I'm from Juke and Media. Do we have permission to use your clip for 70% revenue? God, that's actually got to be true.

Yeah, probably. People were reaching out about that. Fuck. Who shot against some Asian guy who was like just next to know is a black Yeah, and I looked her up. She's known as like a civil rights leader Okay, not the same lady who shot the porn the lady who shot the video I can turn in was like, you know something Right. I'm not gonna say it. It was something sure you don't want to take a stab at or you want her to remain anonymous No, she wishes yeah, I mean I'm going to be like, it was Mercedes something.

Sure. I'm just going to leave it. Big diesel. Right. I've gone far enough. Sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I stretched out the hole wide enough at this point.

Just like George Floyd. He fucks good. No, he fucks good. He fucks the shit out of me. Good as hell. Yeah. Yeah. He's great at fucking.

It's actually, I kind kinda see the whole tragic angle on this whole thing now. Is that he was such a talented man? Cut down? Dude, we lost that dick. Right. He's jacked too, by the way. Yeah.

I don't even know how they got it. I don't know how they wrangled them and did that. He's fucking, he's massive. He's like a ball rock. Mm-hmm. He is, he's jacked. Yeah. He fucks good.

Maybe Shavin had seen the porn. Maybe that's why he did it, that he got so jealous. Wasn't there a whole thing that he like fucked? Like they were fucking the same girl or something? Yeah, security guards. Yeah. He probably sold them bad weed once. Yeah.

He's like, you told me it was top shelf. Yeah. Yeah. I paid 30 for a gram and I got home and it was that stinky brinky skunk skunk. Yeah This was like half of right now. Yeah He was high it was that fucking I want that fucking concrete Shove that's what Chauvin said on the at the stand. He goes I want that fucking concrete I want that sticky icky, and this motherfucker over here. Shauvin talk like that at the other stand, yeah. If I was Shauvin and you put me on the stand, I'd black it up.

Yeah. Yeah, cause I'm trying to appeal to the people that are burning down the precinct. That would be. Yeah. And threatening my friends and family. You would walk in full dashiki garb. Yeah.

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And by the way, the Chinese guy has not got off either. I think the Chinese man went to jail as well. Yeah, for accessory. The Chinese guy. He's interviewing Jared Taylor. The fucking racist ass the Chinese man went to jail as well. Yeah, for accessory. The Chinese guy. He's interviewing Jared Taylor. The fucking racist ass, the Chinese. He's even in the background making dim sum for Jared Taylor. He's like, finally, my dream job. Well, what's crazy is there's another case,

that Daniel Penny case is almost more contentious than this, but it's just we're not living with COVID. Is that the guy in the subway guy? The subway guy. Yeah, yeah. Who's like the Marine who... with COVID. Is that the subway subway guy? Yeah. Who's like the Marine who he was like our Bernard Gets. Right. Yeah, because it was like this. That guy was like attacking a woman.

The guy came onto the subway and was just like, I'm going to kill everyone in here. It's my last day on earth. Like, I don't give a fuck. And then Danny Pena just went up behind him, choked him to the ground. And then other people were helping. And a bunch of other people on the subway said, even a black woman included, were like, we were all afraid for our lives. This guy held him down, but he held him down too hard,

and maybe the guy might have been on drugs too, or he probably was. He's in the news this morning. It says Daniel Penny greeted with chants of guilty as closing arguments began in Jordan Neely's chokehold case. This could restart some... Some race war stuff?

Yeah, there's a bunch of... Trump is president again, so the people are raring to go. There's a lot of O'Reilly's auto parts that are bracing for impact with the outcome of this case. Oh, yeah, there's plywood salesmen who are making millions of dollars right now. What the fuck, but he has a kid. Come on, this is fucked.

And he's got a black, he's got a, like a no that's no that woman's just Italian and had plastic surgery. I am His they I watched his interview with the police like right after it happened and he's so He's talking to much. That's his baby niece. No, he's actually choking that baby He's putting that baby into a choke hold. Oh He looks like a good guy look he's playing with the baby. He's putting that baby into a choke hold. Aw. He looks like a good guy. Look, he's playing with the baby and it's a white baby. Aw. He had to do it to save that baby.

No, I mean, it seems like a remarkably different case than the show of them won. They're gonna make it crazy, I think. Yeah, I honestly think, and I'm not kidding, I think if Biden had won, he would get found innocent, but I think because Trump is president They're gonna find him guilty because people get more on edge. Yeah when Trump is president. It is crazy I mean everyone on the subway like attested to the fact that

Like they didn't think he was doing anything wrong and other people were help. We're helping him hold the guy down But that's a good boy right there. See, we're fucking proud of him. Fuck off! You know his granddad was watching the TV, he's like, go, suggestion, go! Just like I touch you. Just like I touch you, get in there!

Yeah, it's the next Thanksgiving, he's like, and please be with Daniel for the great job he did. Oh man, yeah, like New York killed my shit Fuck yeah the Daniel penny. I mean God bless him. I guess he did the right thing, huh? Yeah, he probably held on a little too long. Yeah, he probably got a little too into it There were even people on the sub have been like don't don't too long I mean, he's like he looks like he got him. Yeah, yeah, that's a fucking badass though. Look at that. Look at that shot right there Devon. That's an innocent man He I do he does look like a death wish guy from the 70s. Like he looks like the guy who did it

Yeah, he looks like one of the the the guardian angels that were like on the subway in the 80s and shit And he was like a ex marine or something? Yeah, that's a fucking badass right there. And he stepped up, he was a fucking hero. And wasn't this guy, the guy he killed, wasn't he, he was fucking playing Frogger with his nuts with everybody on the train? Like he was a crazy guy.

He was being insane. Yeah. But then they find the one period of time where he wasn't on drugs and he was helping old ladies across the street. And singing in the choir and whatever. But yeah. When he was on drugs though, he was like the rape T-1000.

He was like the Terminator on the subway just chasing people. He came onto the subway like the big, like in Men in Black 2, the big mole thing. Was he eating the subway station? Yeah, the giant worm. The giant worm. With the flower on its head.

He's a guy that if he was in China, they would have put him in a crematorium, right? They would have fucking lit him up. Yeah, yeah, they would have built a rocket to send him to the moon. Yeah, but instead we live in fucking America where guys like this have to step up and be a goddamn hero.

How did he kill him? Did he pull a knife out and stab him? What'd he do? Put him in a choke hold. No, the guy came onto the subway and was like, I'm fucking ready to die. I'm not gonna kill anyone in here. Someone kill me!

Yeah. Please choke me to death. And then Penny came up behind him and just took him down and then other people were helping him and everyone on the subway was just waiting for the next stop and calling the police. Okay, what's with all these people that they can't take a choke hold and they die?

The police showed up and Penny, well, they're on drugs. Ben Fentanyl, Fentanyl. The cop showed up and then I think Penny just left. He's like, I gotta hit, I gotta shift. He's like, yeah, I got it Broadway tickets. Me and my wife are seeing Wicked. And then they interview him, Penny, like a couple hours later, and the guy doesn't have any clue.

I don't think that the guy, that this kid died. Yeah, he didn't know. And he's just kind of talking too much without a lawyer present. I'm sure that really fucked him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so he kind of like self-incriminated a little bit. But then a bunch of interviews came out

with a bunch of other people on the subway at the time. One of them was a black woman, and they're all like, no one's acting like this guy was wrong for what he did. He went a little too far, but he was put in a very insane situation that we just allowed to happen. In his mind, he's like, I'm saving, this guy could start stabbing people on the train.

He's made a living off of the idea of protecting people, you know, with violence, so. I mean, if anything, he didn't go far enough. Okay. Really? I think. I think at the next stop, he puts, what's the guy's, who died?

I think his name was Jordan Neely. Jordan Neely, he should've took Jordan Neely, and like when the subway, when the door's open, he puts his head in the door, lets it like shut on it. Yeah. And Jordan Neely and like when the subway, when the door is open, he puts his head in the door and lets it like shut on it. Yeah. And Jordan Neely's going, ah!

Let me out so I can keep raping women and children! You're this guy's attorney. You're in court saying this. Yeah, I don't, you're like judge. I don't think he went hard enough. You go, your honor, there was many curbs around he did not utilize, he could have if he wanted. Would a racist man not use a curb that was right there?

Daniel Penny could have done a lot worse. He could have, Daniel Penny, when Jordan Neely was incapacitated, could have given him a taste of his own medicine, pulled his drawers down. Oh, and raped them? And raped them in front of everybody. Which is worse than killing somebody, by the way.

To teach him a lesson. A lesson in how to rape better. I'm gonna take you behind. This is how we did it in the Marines, Neil. This is how you rape. This is how you rape. That actually is probably true. Knowing rape statistics in the military,

that's probably true. He was mad about how bad he's raping. He goes, at Fort Hood, they taught us better than this. The desert, the desert. Yeah. Get in there. Yeah. It's called Fort, take your hood off now. That's so funny.

But I think part of the problem is, is when you put somebody in a chokehold, like you think it's, oh, they're gonna die because they can't breathe for too long. But I think it's, you're gonna die because they can't breathe for too long but I think it's You cut off blood supply to their brain and that's the reason they they essentially go brain dead I watched the video that you could there's a moment where they're like they're like alright. He's not fighting anymore He's not fighting where you let go and you're like well. He's dead like that. He does had his dad was his death rattle

Like you killed him they go alright. He'surgling. That means he's passed out peacefully. He understands peace now. It's like, he's a peaceful man now. Yeah. He goes, oh, he's- We trained him. Yeah. He's asleep. That's why the foam is coming out of his mouth. It's like when cops shoot a guy in the head

and they go, put your hands behind your back. Kampai! I know they will do, they'll shoot a guy in the face. They'll shoot a guy 40 times. And then he'll fall down and they'll, put your hands behind your back! Kampai! I know they will do, they'll shoot a guy in the face. They'll shoot a guy 40 times. And then he'll fall down and they'll put a knee in his back and like rip his arms up to like fucking handcuff him. That's so good. Cops love to arrest dead bodies.

It's like their favorite thing. They love yelling orders at a dead guy. Hurry up! And they just keep shooting him. Yeah. Yeah. Did he? Well, it's kind of like when you don't have to bag your own groceries.

You're like, oh it's just good to go right here. Sure. Just right, there we go. Just going in for a pick up. Well you go, you know he's already dead, so like, you know, what am I gonna, get in more trouble? Yeah.

Does the video start, I never watched, does the video start with him already choking him? Or does he, he walks up? I think, that's the one I saw, you don't see video of him walking in and saying stuff. Right, like it's a fake sketch on YouTube Reels. But they have so much witness testimony, you'd think he'd be okay.

I mean, Bernard Getz literally shot four black kids on the subway and got away with it. Yeah, Bernard Getz. The Joker, is he the Joker? That scene is based on Bernard Getz, I imagine. He's a French guy who shot a bunch of black people? He was just a quiet... Like a blue collar worker.

Just a guy in New York sitting on the subway and these black teenagers tried to rob him with a knife or something, maybe, I'm gonna forget, and he shot all of them. Yeah, he pulled out a fucking Desert Eagle or something and shot four black teens. Everybody in New York says they get jumped by teens all the time.

Well, this was the late 70s. This was the Warriors New York. Everybody in New York says they get jumped by teens all the time. Well this was the late 70s. This was like the Warriors New York. So people were like, thank you. We actually need this to fucking. That's awesome. Yeah, people should be afraid. So this was the Death Wish? That's what Death Wish came from.

Was the Bernard, I believe, the Bernard Getz case. It inspired all these vigilante movies. That's so cool. Where people started walking around just fucking, with whatever they came back from Vietnam with sure and Then coming back with a fucking walk around the ak-47. Yeah, just like letting it rip. They're like okay I'm in level one a street fighter right now like I'm just gonna like let it rip Travis Bickle shit yeah, that's awesome Yeah, fuck

I wish that's the one of the coolest times to be alive because it's like Red Dead Redemption in the 70s in New York You're just you're on horseback. Mm-hmm trying to get to the subway. Yeah, just two six shooters Yeah, I mean you just want to go to down at the bodega and get the morning paper Guy pops out of a window with a rifle and you're like, yeah, it's like it's like with a rifle and you're like pow pow pow. He falls, the Wilhelm scream. Yeah, he does the, ugh! Does the front flip like when you're at Universal Studios. Mm-hmm, Giuliani runs up to you, he's like,

can I suck your dick? Please, I have no money, I'll suck your dick for $50. By the way, I'll Venmo Giuliani if he's that broke. What happened? I know, he's like, I can't call a cab right now, I'm walking home. But you have like $40? Yeah, that's what he said, he like, I can't call a cab right now. I'm walking home. But you have like $40? Yeah, that's what he said.

He goes, I can't buy three slices. I can buy two and a half. Did you see that clip of Giuliani? Yeah, and he has no money. What happened? I don't know. Everyone said he got done dirty. I'm like, did they take his money?

Did they like levy his wages or whatever? No, I think he literally, he just went to bat, and not even trying to live out, I think what happened was he went to bat for Trump so hard and got sued a bunch and spent a lot of his own money thinking Trump would take care of him, and then the minute he nutbarred out too much, Trump was like, oh, I don't fucking know, Giuliani,

I don't like, and then he was just kind of left, like with his, basically his pocket's empty with moths running out of it. Yeah, Giuliani's like the guy in Happy Gilmore, it's like, shooter, red lobster! Happy Gilmore. It's like shooter red lobster Yeah, that's really cool. Yeah, he's just letting this guy hang the dry Yeah, no that he used him He used him like a pawn and then he just flicked him off the board

Fucking retard loser. He's always brushing his teeth at the airport. Yeah, it's so funny. The case to be a king in New York I know yeah, and he lost I think he legitimately has like some form of like Alzheimer's or dementia He's always brushing his teeth at the airport. Yeah. It's so funny, the guy used to be a king in New York. I know. Yeah. And he lost, I think he legitimately has like some form of like Alzheimer's or dementia. Yeah. Cause he like lost it.

Remember in Borat too, and he just tries to fuck the girl. He just pulls his pants down. Yeah. Yeah. And lays on the bed like he's getting his diaper changed. Yeah. Which I do think they got him dirty for that one, but I do like the idea that he starts fucking

by having to lay back on the bed Yeah, to unbutton his pants. Yep. Yeah, he got got no He's always been and I know his his son is always fascinating You remember his a fat son that Chris Farley made fun of as Inauguration speech. Yeah, it's a great sketch. It's a great It was he he was getting like inaugurated as the mayor of New York and his son was tagging at his arm and jumping around and then on SNL they did it where it's Chris Farley's son

and he's just going dad, dad, like that. He keeps climbing on him, punching him in the face. And he was, everybody was like, oh his kid's really cute and then his kid got kicked off the Duke golf team for harassing an Asian student. I didn't know that. With like, yeah I read it in a golf magazine when I was 14 and getting the negative pussy.

Yep. You could have got a lot of pussy though, you just never did. I never did and that's why it's negative. I still sometimes think about the lady with the giant jugs that you later turned down because she once said in middle school that she would never go on a date with you and then later she was like,

please suck my fat ass tits. You son of a bitch. No, she pressed her tits into me one time and then licked my ear and then I ran away. Really? Yeah, scared, yeah. She put it on a plate for you. She put it on a plate and I said, no ma'am,

I'm not going to go to hell and I walked away. Oh, you could have just grabbed him. I'm not kidding, I thought about that yesterday. Sometimes I'll just be, I'll be in my apartment, I'll just be staring out the window with my arms crossed, and my girlfriend's like, what are you thinking about? I'm like, nothing. Thinking about nothing at all. Just all the tits that I've gave away.

I know, I'm like Citizen Kane, where I'm on my deathbed, I'm like, oh, that Jessica's tits. You say her name. I say her name. I said her actual name. It's the most common female name nobody's gonna know. Well, it's so funny too, like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

I'm like, I'm like, I'm mean? I mean, if you're like, if we're like 15 and you're pressing your gigantic tits into me and then licking my ear. Which I am. Which I am. And I did all the time. I mean, yeah, that's gotta be like some fuckin' Cormac McCarthy pussy or something, you know? Some like weird child's god shit.

Zombie pussy. Yeah. Some I'm already dead pussy. But no, what I was gonna say was, I read this golf magazine about Rudy Giuliani's son. He was on the Duke golf team as a favor to Giuliani. He wasn't even good at golf. He got kicked off because he was harassing

this Asian golfer and then one day they were all sitting in their locker room and somebody made a joke and Giuliani's kid was eating an apple and he crow hopped through the apple into the Asian kid's head and it just exploded and gave him two black eyes essentially. He crow hopped and threw an apple into his face from this far away and he got kicked off the team.

I think he's some drug addict, real estate guy. Hated fruit that much. Fat fuck. He was just, get it away! That's the original story of Johnny Appleseed going throughout the country and pelting minorities with the apples. That's the original Johnny Appleseed going throughout the country and pelting minorities with apples. That's the original Johnny Appleseed based on a guy who would kill and bury black people

and then vegetation would grow out of them because that's how racist he was. That's how he planted trees. Yeah. He needs that for the fertilizers. You have to kill a minority. Oh, he's like, no, he figured out about the legend 20 years. He's like, oh yeah, that's why I did it. For apples.

Not out of my deep, deep racial hatred. It isn't like a serial killer leaving the ace of spades. He was just like. He was just like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he was just like, I'm just having fun. I'm just goofing. Makes the apple pies taste that much sweeter.

Yeah, well, I mean, that's the, we talked about it before, that's the etymology of most phrases and legends in American history. Yes, I mean, speaking of American legends, you guys wanna see the Cumea, Cumea, Amaranth speech? Yeah, of course, please.

See if I can find it. I don't think it's on YouTube. It's probably not allowed. Gotta go to Rumble. Yeah, you're probably right. Anthony doesn't even have his own website anymore. He's on Gavin's, I found out. Yeah, how the mighty have fallen.

Should we go on Rumble, by the way? Do you think we should go on Rumble? I don't think it's gone that dire. I don't know. I don't really know if people get views on rumble so This is him. He's to speak hold on should have this video. Oh here. We go right here Yeah, Anthony can be a surviving as a racist in media

Fuck you got a sign in Oh, you got to sign in Is your heart broken over this Devin now because it's like the no cuz what is that what's what's different about this Yeah, then what he was doing in 2007. Yeah, so that's a very there is there's the man himself. Yeah Jared Taylor or whatever his name is I can't see on this fucking screen how to get the fucking audio Look that up on the internet No, he's got that stands for fear of missing out. I Bet you had no idea you were such a hit in Finland well

None of us in this room need have FOMO. We will not miss out. Please welcome Anthony Kumio. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. By the way, I just want to say still, if I met him,

I would say you're a legend. I'm a huge fan. Opie and Anthony, I told them, I said Opie and Anthony is the golden standard for broadcasting. Yeah. It's, you know, It's the funniest thing maybe ever. I wouldn't mention this stuff if I met him. And I have a good time hanging out with him.

That's how Jim Norton's playing this whole thing. He'll figure out a way to get to it. Yeah, doesn't matter. Yeah, he'll get to it. Here we go. Someone just sent me his book, by the way. I got it in the PO box yesterday. I just imagine them all walking around this conference just going, Hail Hitler.

He couldn't enforce him. Thank you. Oh my god. Get my glasses. That's what a Jew sounds like. All right, well. He just turns around and he flips off the curtain because it's black. First off, anyone see that Jake Paul Tyson fight last night? Yeah? Yeah, dad? It was, strangely enough, it's a weird turn of events.

A young white guy beating up an old black guy and running off with the money Maybe we are turning this around He's like, all right, okay You know not my best Patrice is on a stool in hell right now looking up shaking his damn head. Yeah This We would you we had to wear the glasses and with Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and Renaissance and Jared Taylor. I've been a fan for so many years and, you know, it's weird to say you're a fan of a guy that is on a mission, such a mission that he is. I just adore his speaking tone, if I could say that, his ease with which he handles supposedly controversial topics. I've listened to the videos, watched the videos and listened of course.

And so this is his new thing, he acts like sort of obtuse about the whole thing. He's like supposedly these are controversial things. I think he's almost weirdly out of his element in that he's like just around a bunch of people who are as if not more racist than he is. And I think he feels kind of weird. Possibly.

I mean, to these people, he might be a pariah, for all we know, where they're like, Anthony, he's a little out there. That's what I'm saying, is he probably had a bunch of conversations, he went to the hotel he checked in, and they're like, hey, we're so glad to have you, by the way, I want to kill every Jew in America, and he's like, well, I don't go quiet,

I'm not that guy. Everyone there is like, we're racist, but we're not pedophiles, who's this guy? By the way, I found this, apparently, with a 13-year-old girl, he like- Anthony, really? Yeah, is there like, both? No, I don't know, I didn't hear that.

I know he was like- That's what I've heard. There's that video where he's wandering around the house looking for his rifle, and his 17-year-old girlfriend's like filming him, thinking he got arrested for that. I really know. I don't know what was going on. All right, well, whatever. He's a very creative, he's very talented, he's an artistic genius. He's gonna have a screw loose.

So he might be a neo-Nazi pedophile. Like most creatives, he is a pedophile. After I do, there's just, his muse was Trayvon Martin. What you've said, but the rest of the day I walk around going, honey, could I have a egg white omelet? Oh, he did. I guess a little bit. Well, that's what I was referencing.

I just can't understand why this paint doesn't look as white as it did when we... With all due respect, sir. With all due respect. But it's my first time here By the way, how many jokes has Anthony made at other people's expenses and he never he never says at the end with all due respect He'll just keep ripping him even with Jared. He's like it by the way, I adore yeah what you've done here Yeah, I just want to make sure I haven't crossed the line with this with this little joke I've made it's it's such a harmless thing to say, but he's- And I couldn't be happier.

Everybody I've met has been amazing. The opposition to what we believe in would like to believe that we sit here and promote violence, anger, and hate, and no one sees this Because it's not happening. These are a bunch of very intelligent fun People great to talk to I've spoken you know, there's you know, there's one guy there who's a hundred and forty He's so mad about how brownie. I'm pretty is now

Because I know what your great-great-grandma did you fucking piece of shit. Can we play this on YouTube by the way? I don't know. Maybe we should stop playing it. Do you think we should? I mean he hasn't said anything crazy yet. I guess you're right. I guess you're right. You're right. Since I've been here and everyone is just so welcoming and it's a great experience. And it scares the opposition, the left, the woke. It scares them. They need the monster to be in the closet. Anytime a child says, I think there's a monster in the closet,

the parent has two choices. They can open the door and say, there's no monster in here. It's fine. Go to sleep, open the door, show the child there's no monster. Are they open and it's a black guy trying to rob you? We all know these things. We all know these things. Or the parent can say, I'll put a door against there and protect you from the monster. And what our government likes to do is put the chair against the door and make believe that there is a monster in there. And it presents them as a savior, people that

will prevent that monster from hurting you when the realism is that there is no monster. They would love to think of all of you as monsters. And the truth is just completely the opposite of that. It's also strange to believe that while we're here and while we're talking, we talk about a certain amount of courage that everybody has being here. And it's true. It'd be great if in the distance you hear rap music blaring from a wedding going on

in the other banquet hall of this Marriott. It's the Johnson family wedding. Yeah, you just hear them doing the electric slide next door. They all pull out their guns. I know. I also just love just being like the bravery of being here. The under attack of being here. The courage.

The courage to hate black people. Yeah, yeah, I know. I know. The courage to want an ethnostate. They point fingers. They point fingers at other races that have ethnostates. Japan has an ethnostate. Israel has an ethnostate. Israel has an ethnostate.

But I mean, you know. Right. I mean, who wants to be Japanese or Jewish? I like what we got going on here. What I realize about this whole thing, by the way, is how fucking boring it is. Yeah. Because it's all people that think

the exact same in one room. And that's, it's so, Anthony's so funny on his show, he's so, how much funnier would it be if Anthony was doing this in front of people that hated it? Right, right. It'd be wildly funny. That's what I'm saying, he's out of his element. Everybody agrees, there's no.

And so now he's just boring. Yeah, he's just boring. Just I'm excited to be here, I love all of you, how brave you all are. And it's, it's. You wanna see that? No. You wanna see that? You wanna see a man thrown in shark-infested waters

and see if he can make it out alive. That's James Bond, right? That's every, you wanna see the hero face challenges. This, there's nothing challenging about it. I think we pay Anthony, we fly him out. He does this same speech somewhere in Los Angeles. In a specific neighborhood on the corner. Take him to the Elysian Theater,

in front of a masked crowd. Yeah. Yeah, this is funny to have like a big press conference for people like outraged at like interracial couples and like Tylenol commercials. Like they all got flights. I know that's what I'm saying. Put on suits.

Yeah I know, they went to hotels tonight. Shopped rates. By the way, if you agree with everything Anthony believes in racially, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, I know they went to hotels tonight. Shopped rates. By the way, if you agree with everything Anthony believes in racially, that's fine or whatever, but I'm pretty sure he does. There's pictures of him with some 13 year old girl. Is this true? I don't know about this thing. I know people have been calling him a pedophile for a while.

I mean, didn't he buy a laptop for like a 15 year old girl or something? And then there's that clip of him on ONA say he thinks the age of consent should be lowered to 13. Yeah. And then they go, Jesus. There's been a long-running joke that he was a pedophile, but he played into it in a humorous way. So I thought it was just like he dated 18-year-olds.

But look up this 13-year-old girl. I think in practice he's an af he dated like 18 year olds, but Look up this 13 year old I think in practice he's in a feebe a feebe file. I think in his mind He might be a pedophile sure but not acting on who knows Yeah, I got his new book though. I'm excited to read it now fan just sent that over Yeah, thanks to ever sent that to us Is this oh? This is so funny red bar pops up red bar exposes Anthony Cumia and then this is the picture of them in like a hotel room or something

yeah I think he also if I remember from that um documentary I watched about him I think it was like at the porcelain dock the demented world of Anthony that's six hours long and I've watched it Over the past four years, I think it was he also got caught talking to like a 17 year old trans girl Him to F and The fans a lot of fans were like clowning on him for that that he got caught being kind of gay, too Well, he was Anthony was fucked by, when he was a kid. Yeah, he was molested, right?

By Buzz. Right. Are you talking about the lady with the big jugs at his ranch? Yeah, that his dad had, that his dad had fucked him, yeah. Yeah, when he was like 11 years old. When he was like 11, but he, I mean, he's not, he claims he has no problem with it. Loved it, yeah, he loved it.

He loved fucking her big tits when he was 11. Who knows how that manifests, you know? Sure. Like, you gotta reclaim that power dynamic in adulthood. Do you think he felt powerless in that? I think he was like begging to fuck her I Think he was excited about it. Yeah, and she was also a kid. She was like 16 No, I think she was like 29 years old. I think she was a woman. Yeah, I'm not sure though I think though. I think she was like a grown woman. Yeah arrested after allegedly assaulting a woman

Yeah, he's not like he's not perfect. I've seen some live stream video I mean the woman looks like insane too in the live stream video But like the cops show up and like they're like big fans mr. Kamei. We're gonna get out of here and I will say I read his book and he seemed like he was completely innocent from his point of view Yeah, that that it's him telling the story But that was is very funny because she's drunk as well and she's going, he has a gun, he hits me.

It's going, okay officer. He's playing it off really well. He's loaded but he's just going, okay, she likes to have a little fun, as we all know. And the officer's just like, yeah, we get it. Look at this stuff. Damn, meanwhile he's holding holding up two sick shooters.

He's in the quick and the dead. Oh, that rules. What's the, I don't even see what it is. What, the livestream? The livestream, yeah, yeah, with the girlfriend. Livestream girlfriend, like, yeah, type in, like, livestream girlfriend. I only read about it from his book.

Oh, yeah, I think this is, yeah, here you go. Oh, here you go, yeah. Stream girlfriend like yeah type in like live stream girlfriend. I only read about it from his oh yeah Yeah This should be fun it was on periscope back in the day periscope love periscope Okay, very good Hi, I'm in Long Island. I got my hand broken. I'm waiting for the police to come. Where is your- My- oh my god, don't hit me again. I'm not kidding you. Stay away from me. I tried to call the police.

I've had enough. He turned the phone off. Like I can't tell if the phone just fell out of her hand and she said that. Right. You shouldn't have lied then. You shouldn't have lied. F*** it. And then I wonder what your hair scoobing is right now. Leave my house.

I'm asking, I'll pay to have you go back to the apartment. I don't need it. You have to pay for a car. He's like always sounds funny. No matter what the situation is. So far I'm on his side. I know, he's always broadcast. Yeah. Where'm on his side. He's always broadcast. Yeah.

Where he goes, okay. He's like setting up, he's like, okay, this woman claims I broke her hand, which is wild. Broken hand, you dumb piece of. You're moving your hand. What are you talking about? This is beautiful. So glad that you guys saw this.

But just so you can see some other. Right there. And then right there. nice. I don't really see anything Me either, but you won't be so lucky to see that. Uh, this is wonderful Wonderful public image. He just watches That cut is amazing. It's an amazing cut. Wonderful public image. Here we go.

Yeah! Ladies and gentlemen, it's the Anthony and Danny show. Oh, never put my name with yours, you racist bigot. Stay away from me, you fucking psycho! Come on baby! Oh my god, isn't this great? You've brought me all the time. I brought it all the time. It's like The Shining. I know. I know, it feels like a horror film a little bit. I've already uploaded all your-

Sweetie! I've already uploaded all your threats. Oh no, don't fall! Oh, you're so f***ing clever. No, I thought you were going to fall over the ottoman like Dick Van Bijk. Stop coming. Baby, you want to sing karaoke? Let's sing, come on.

This is, it seems harmless. And he has Seinfeld on in the background. I know. It's great. Why is everyone mad about that video? Well, it goes on longer, but, uh, no, I mean, I don't know. Every time I've seen it, I'm like, I don't really know what's happening. There's just two drunk insane people in a home and Anthony's just starts looking for his like bangle cat at one point mm-hmm. You can't find his cat he starts to get worried yeah, yeah What are you gonna? Do I mean he's from Long Island? It's given that he's you know like very racist, but like sure I mean he's from Long Island. It's given that he's you know, like very racist, but like sure. I mean whatever

There's like levels to this shit. There's like being racist, which it's like whatever. I don't care and then there's like Speaking at the American Renaissance. Yeah It's so it's it's another level of being a racist guy. No, it's it's it's just it's what them say It's the amount of work involved like driving to the airport sitting in line Does he really not think he's gonna get his shit checked? Someone might fucking check him when he leaves the house. I Know I mean he lives in long. He was no lives in Carolina. Yeah, he was in Carolina Yeah, who's gonna check him in fucking South Carolina?

There's gotta be somebody that comes across him and fucking checks him. Yeah, his Twitter's insane. It is weird. He never got hit. Yeah Well, I mean that's why he dates. Oh, yeah girl little girls. Yeah, because they're their punches can't leave a bruise Yeah, also he's walking around with like the Joker six shooter from you know, Batman Getting on a flight going to a convention a bunch of people just outraged about the black mermaid from fucking What's her put is it the little mermaid mermaid? Yeah, the black mermaid Yeah, that's what Hollywood wants you to think it's called Devon. Mm-hmm. See how subliminally they convinced you That's right. The black little mermaid the little little mermaid Yeah

It's an ocean of lean Yeah It's an ocean of lean. Yeah, now we're talking. Anthony would love that shit. She's eating the crab out of a big bag. Yeah, she keeps singing about hot pots that she's eating. She can't swim. Sure, she doesn't wanna get in the water, she just had her nails did.

Sure, sure, sure, sure. But what's funny is that I imagine Anthony was considered trash at that event. They probably looked down on him. That's what I'm saying, yeah, there's probably a lot of bankers and media moguls and shit. I mean, he is very brown. If you go to the races convention,

there's probably gonna be a couple people there who are like, you are 80% human to me because of the black blood that you have in your body. In a way, white people have banded together better than black people because of the simple fact, like white people always have this, it's kind of this hack thing of like white people have no allegiance to each other,

you know, and like black people will be like, oh, pull your pants up, like act respectful, like you know how Cosby will go and like reprimand black people and shit. And then white people people be like oh pull your pants up like act respectful like you know Cosby will go and like reprimand black people and shit and then white people will be like oh, we don't claim him Yeah, but white people kind of band together better than because like for instance. It's the crabs in the bucket thing Like I'm like Twitter like I am like shocked by how black people like it's like nothing's ever good enough like the guy the Black guy's girlfriend is never dark enough mm-hmm There's constantly like in fire. How dare you date a white woman. Yes exactly Devon bit for instance in anytime

there's like a Fuck I lost my train of thought I was gonna say something About uh about white people. I fucking forget now. I had this Zevia energy drink and it's making me spacey. My brain feels like it's a whiffle. My Celsius made my head wanna explode. These things go very bad for you.

I did have three cappuccinos this morning. We had to record at noon because I'm going to the Magic Castle later, so we're all going a little insane. Yeah, because you're lib. Yeah, because I'm going to the Magic Castle later, so we're all going a little insane. Yeah, because you're a lib. Yeah, because I'm a lot of lib. Liking magic is lib shit. That's people in response to my Barstool thing that love Barstool were like, you're probably

just a lib and that's why you're triggered. Yeah. First of all, I'm not triggered. Yeah, well those people asked- So I'm like, what does this have to do with politics? Those people asked their wife to read your tweet to them. They go, honey, what does it say? What the fuck?

Oh, so what I was gonna say, white people like, remember when there was a bunch of grown men threatening to kill David Hogg on Twitter? Yeah. Something like that where white people came together and they threatened this child's life right after the parkland shooting, saying I'm gonna kill that little faggot.

Yeah. And people were screenshotting saying, this man is a minor. He's an actual minor. You're making death threats against a child. Now David Hawking, he's grown, he looks like a fucking rat. He should be used as target practice very soon.

But regardless, I don't see black people teaming up together against Anthony Cumia. I don't see them, it's on site. If I see you, I don't even see people making threats against Ari Shaffir for the comments he made about Kobe. Where is the cohesion? I want that kind of direct energy weapon from the black community aimed at people to make their,

so they're not so comfortable. And there's too much comfort in these things. You should be uncomfortable a little bit and you're bleeding. They're not really in the same corners of the world. I also think there's a thing. I think they are. I think what you're talking about is,

I think white people don't really think about themselves as white, so there's nothing racially that they. What do you think yourself as? I think, I said this to Chris Estrada one time, because he goes, why don't white people band together more, like when a white guy's getting canceled, why don't you be like, hey, you don't fuck

with white people like that. And I thought about it, and I honestly said to him, I go, I don't think of myself as white. I think of myself as default, and then if I was, and I go, and this is stuff that's been programmed into me. I go, this is not good. I go, I think of myself as default. If I was Mexican, that would be like

if I chose something else to be. Like I'm the, you go into the video game, this is the skin on the guy you're playing in the video game. The way someone in Japan probably feels like they're default. Yeah, exactly. And everybody else is like an undesirable thing. They go, I'm not yellow, I'm just, I'm the guy who lives in Japan.

So I think that's the thing. I think if you're black or brown or whatever, it's something you have to think about a lot more Because you are different from kind of the default Character in culture for the most part damn. I think of myself as white you think of yourself as white Well, you know, yeah, you're simply built different Like you think yourself as well. You, you're jewish. And uh, what do you know? I'm seeing the patreon drop dramatically as soon as I said, no, no, i'm not jewish. No No, uh, what the fuck are you in europe? italian and lebanese

And white so you might be jewish because there's like lebanese jews No, no my dad's my grandma was jewish, but i'm not jewish because I didn't pop out of a jewish pussy Yeah, you don't count. And they're racist, so they don't let the Jews have a bunch of weird wizardry rules. It's very bizarre what it is. It's like muggles and half-bloods. I don't think of myself as white,

I just think of myself as right. Devan, that's the way to end the map right there. I don't think about it. That's what I'm saying, is you don't think about it. So's what I'm saying, is you just don't think about it. So when we go after each other. That's a luxury. But when we go after. Honestly, it's never occurred to me.

Yeah, so we have to come up with designations to go after each other. You have to be a Lib or a leftist or American Renaissance guy. You have to put yourself into a box so you can attack people and then people can attack Yeah, and I only feel white when I'm like online And I'm like really enjoying like like some new Kendrick Lamar

And then I see people use that as an insult to be like Kendrick Lamar is like Civil rights like music like like for white people and I go fuck you black guy The only time you get racist is defending I had a son. The only time you get racist is defending other blacks. I love black music. Fuck you, blacks. Fuck black people, black music rules. You actually did remind me, I had the same thing,

but it's only for the new Father John Misty came out. I was listening to it and I did have a moment where I was like, I love being white. I Love listening to father John misty It's a good album new albums a good album. All right patreon.com slash lemon party Ben Avery dot live come see the show on Saturday and the fucking the Jace Saturday and the fucking, the shirts,

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Oh, you did? Yeah, yeah. Oh, fuck, I thought we were gonna do a thing where we like shoot it with guns and stuff. No, no, no, I told you we were going to blow it up, but then I got $900 for it. Oh, you got $900? Oh, nice.

I thought you were gonna get like $200 for it. The guy clearly got commission for, like a commission bonus for trade-ins, because I was like, you don't want this. He's like, no, I really, really want it. And then I tried to fuck him a little bit. The car's worth $300. I got it for nine. That's crazy.

Was it sad saying goodbye to your only car you've ever owned? Yeah, but Was it sad saying goodbye to your only car you've ever owned? Yeah, but it was like saying goodbye to your grandpa who should have died a long time ago. It's like being sad when your 98-year-old grandpa who's been in haunt, it's like being sad Jimmy Carter died. You know, you are sad, you're like, I never get to talk to him,

but also I haven't talked to him for five years because he's been rotting in a human husk. I'm not gonna miss the smell of it. No, I mean it was brutal. I had it for fucking almost 20 years. What did your air filter look like? Or did you not have an air filter? It actually looked like, you know that thing in D.A.R.E.

when they showed you a smoker's lung? I bought one of those and that was my air filter. You've never even smoked cigarettes? Yeah, I've never smoked cigarettes. It looked like John Wayne's lungs. Yeah, my air filter. You've never even smoked cigarettes? Yeah, I've never smoked cigarettes. It looked like John Wayne's lungs. Yeah, my air filter had tumors. Your car was exposed to asbestos. You had asbestos in your car they had to take out.

It grew in there. No, it was technically like a bug trap, because they'd crawl in there and then they'd just die. Weevil, full of dead weevils and flies. Your car gave me mesothelioma. Yeah, yeah, no, there's actually a class action lawsuit if I gave you a ride. There's commercials on daytime TV.

If you've ever been in Chase Avery's car, call this number now. You might be entitled to money. Dude, you're probably gonna be sick a lot less now that you have a car that isn't filled with bacteria and black mold. Yeah, probably, probably. But you know, I give it a.

I got in your car once, I looked up, and it was that scene when David Cross in Men in Black is stuck to the ceiling with all the goo and the fucking I looked up. There's just a guy Some open mic or that I've been feeding off of yeah, like a spider. Yeah, your car was the inspiration for the last of us Yeah, my car is there was so much fungus that it could actually drive itself, like Herbie fully loaded. Dude, one time I had a soda in your car and I was thinking of cracking it and opening it and I was like, I don't want the air in this vehicle

to contaminate my soda and then get trapped in there. No, I drove that thing through the most depressed periods of my life. There was many times I've talked about where I would spill a Coke on the floor and I'd just be like, whatever. You spill like a large bottle of Coke, you're like, there's just Coke in my car.

Dude, you spill a three liter bottle of soda, takes a minute for it to all pour out. No, it's just. You watch it. It doesn't even pour out, I don't even like open the door to let it pour out, I'm just like, it'll dry eventually. Takes like three weeks to dry. I mean, I literally drove that for three summers in LA

with no AC, because I was just too much of a depressed fag to fix it, even though I had the money. So, yeah. Well, I'm glad you got the Polaris slingshot. Yeah, I got a Polaris slingshot. The car you always wanted. I know. A three-wheeled motorcycle.

I just love sticking my big ass out on the wind And just looking like a lima bean driving down the highway You stick your ass up like a lady in a yeah like a porno I said when you ride I do like when you pet a cat and it starts presenting itself. That's how I ride All right patreon.com slash limit party we're not doing that giveaway then but anyway, God bless you all and Thank you guys for listening and we'll see you next week bye Out in the west Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with a Mexican girls. Nighttime would find me in Rose's Cantina, music would play and Polina would whirl. Blacker than night were the eyes of Polina, wicked and evil while casting a spell. a spell. I love was deep for this Mexican mate, I was in love but in vain I could tell.

One night a while young Calmore came in, wild as the west Texas way.