lemonparty - 117: Let the Games Begin

Episode Date: January 21, 2025

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How about that damn inauguration, huh? Hey. One of the best crypto conferences I've ever watched. Not me, I've lost my fortune in Melania coin. I actually gambled the house on the MLK coin, the preacher coin. The preacher coin, yeah. You were telling me about it.

I think his name's Lorenzo. Lorenzo? His name is, it's money sign Lorenzo. Yeah. I think he's like the preacher Zo. They hired a preacher named Lorenzo Lorenzo his name is it's money sign Lorenzo. Yeah, he's like It's a they hired a preacher named Lorenzo's oil He was that was that was amazing watching him pretend to do like a reenactment of Martin Luther King And then go sell crypto online right after What a day we just watched I don't even know there's been so many events it never it's like What a day, we just watched, I don't even know, there's been so many events, it never ends.

It's like, are we okay? Yeah, we're good. It feels like you have to have like a park hopper. I know, it was like. You go to the White House, then back to Capital One Arena, and then they're. It was like one of the championship parades. Yeah.

Yeah, like when the fucking calves won or something. There's just seem like a never ending series of fun and events to go to. There's a dunk tank. You know. You can meet Joe Rogan. You can meet Joe Rogan. You could push JD Vance's wife around

and call her a stinky idiot. You could pin the tail on the Hindu. That was great. We were laughing really hard at him talking to the Israeli parents. And what did he say? He goes, his head was blown off. They blew his head off. He goes, we're going to bring them all home every single week. He goes, we just brought a couple home and not a hair. Well, one of them, their head was blown off And their fingers were blown off as well. But we brought the fingers home, and that's what's important. And then he's like throwing pens out at the fans.

It really is like Spike TV presents the fall of Rome. It's fantastic. He's throwing the pens, people are catching him and sniffing him right away. The amount of retarded people you saw in the stadium was fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. Damn nice pins. He was signing the fucking, the orders on stage.

Never seen anything like it. He was cooking. He was cooking. Let him cook. Hold up, let him cook. Hold up, let him cook. Jace thinks there's sadness in his eyes. To me, he looks born again.

He looks, yeah. I think he's been galvanized by this. You think he was born again? I thought he almost seemed to be deflated that he's actually, I think he likes running more than he likes being the president. First time around I felt that, this time around I think he's like, I can't believe everyone

seems to love me now. He's like everybody, they're all on board. He's really like, there's not as much of a fight anymore with him. But that's the thing, I think he cherishes being such a great fighter, he cherishes the entire organization against him. He'll probably, you know, they all need their counterparts

and he'll bring in like Jim Acosta and these people to like yell at him and then he'll yell back like he did the first time around. But it seems like it's like so much support. It's like, it feels like such an overwhelmingly. He was baptized in the blood. Matthew Crooks was his John the Baptist, the precursor. He brought him down into that cold river.

And that cold muddy river. And then he baptized, Trump is born again. Like there's this wise zen look about him. Like he's in a play that he's writing and only he knows the end to. And he's made peace with his own death and destiny. And he is now of the he knows the end to. And he's made peace with his own death and destiny. And he is now of the ages, as they say.

He now belongs to no nation, to no family, to no name. He's now for the ages. Yeah, he's for the Bitcoin. He's for the mean. For the Bitcoin. He's the big crypto wallet in the sky. RIP Trump, we buried him with his password, his 15 phrase password.

Spoiler alert, it was the N word and the K word for Jews. But we're gonna bring them home. We're gonna bring their blown up bodies home. Their Jewy blown to bits bodies. We're gonna bring those heaps home, am I right folks? We're gonna take the bits, put it in a bagel, serve it to Katz Delicatessen for all those beautiful Jews

and all their money and their banks. He goes, and if I was president, your sons would be alive. We said to people with dead kids in Israel, if I was president, your sons would be alive. Turn to them in their yellow gay scarves, he goes, you know Biden got your son raped and killed, raped a little bit.

They were raping your kids before they killed them. And they're dead after they were raped, they were dead. Some were even, they were raped while dead. Raped by guys who looked like stinky cab drivers. Like folks that looked just like JD's wife here, I'm kidding. She's beautiful, isn't she beautiful? Use deodorant honey, take some notes from Melania.

You stinky. Soap it up, soap it up. Take some notes from my beautiful gunslinger wife, Melania. Dark holidays here. My wife, the hat man from Benadryl Nightmares. Give it up for her. She actually looks badass to me. I think it looks kick ass.

She looks like she's from the gunslinger, the Stephen King butt. It's awesome. She's in the wild bunch. It's awesome. It was a pretty fun, entertaining day. To me he looks wise. To me he's...

For that, yeah. To me he's transcended something because the first presidency he was this almost mad king kind of guy, the classic trope of the Captain Ahab, the man who's foaming at the mouth, who was just leading to the... And now he's in a white cloak. He's wise looking out.

No, this one today felt like, bring me my turkey leg, I'm gonna eat it in front of everyone. Like, is it Elon's sig hailing and shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Roman saluting. Was it a Roman salute? Well, it's the same thing. Yeah.

But, I don't know, it's a Roman salute, it's not a, he's not a Nazi, he loves Rome. He's the same thing. Yeah, but it's a Roman the funniest thing was everyone's like a Nazi loves Rome He's got Asperger's. Yeah, it's like hey Hey, you tell your you tell your like your kid like I'm sorry He keeps trying to throw your son in the oven, right? Yeah, one of his one of his ticks is trying to kill six million of you guys at once Hitler was yeah Shoving a Jew on a train you're like, I'm stimming,

I'm sorry, I'm stimming out right now. I'm kind of falling in love with Baron, because I think he has the personality of Trump, except he's being raised on Discord servers. So I can't imagine, he will have the powers of Mewtwo. Like if you think you know Pokemon, just wait until you see Mewtwo, you guys didn't even know they were capable of something

No, no, he's gonna be he's gonna be running for he's gonna be in the 20 like 35 debates and he's gonna be battling Hillary Clinton's daughter Chelsea, and then he just you're gonna see him touch his temple with his fingers and their head explodes And they go well, I guess he wins he's the the winner. His head exploded. He's six foot nine. Is he six foot nine now? He plays tons of video games. Yeah. That kicks ass. And he goes to NYU, right?

Goes to NYU. That's so funny. Yeah. He talks to all his friends on Discord. Yeah. He might listen to the show, for all we know. Who knows? I wonder what he does listen.

I know he turned Trump onto like Theo Vaughn. Sure. He's a big Red Scare guy. Yeah, who knows what he listens to. I did love during the inauguration that we watched, he was going, he goes, my son Don, I love him, he's a little rough around the edges, he goes, Eric, you know, he's got a great smile, that kid,

and then he paused and he goes, and then my beautiful boy Baron. He goes, isn't he tall? You all know Baron, look at him, and he was beaming with such love for Baron. He loves that he's tall. He goes, isn't he tall? You all know Barron, look at him. And he was beaming with such love for Barron. He loves that he's tall. He loves his boy. He's like a prize, like Clydesdale.

Barron, show them your cock. He goes, it's not only long, it's thick. Which is more important to women. We laugh so hard because at some point he says, you know, Kai Trump. Kai, yeah. Kai is like, she's barely legal. Barely legal.

You can do whatever you want to her. We're gonna impregnate her tonight. We're gonna have a raffle. One lucky fan here is gonna fuck my granddaughter in the Capital One arena. She made her stand up and people look at her ass and shit. Yeah, she's like, do a spin, sweetheart. He goes, do a spin.

Look at her whore-ish makeup. Suck on that bottle. She has the makeup all the time. Look how high she can lift that golf ball through that hose. He sexualizes his children and grandchildren. He's obsessed with Ivanka's body. He's like motorboating Ivanka. You think he's, who did Ivanka marry?

Jared Kushner. Okay, so. The Jewish guy. Do you think he ever talks to? Jerry's like how is she he goes when she's pretty tight. He goes he goes he goes hey Eskimo brother You and me This is probably 12 years minimum of a Republican Yeah, I'm reigning supreme. I was going to do eight years.

Jadie is going to be eight years for sure. I was telling you guys, it's weird to watch in my lifetime, actually experience us like go full Republican. It feels like like we went 79 to 80. So now we're going to have just like fucking two Reagan terms and like a Bush term. Yeah. My friend Jake was like, this is 1980. And we're about to live through 1980 to like 1992 so we're gonna get AIDS to you. Yeah, and the president's gonna get shot in the belly. Sure

Yeah, he's already been shot. So oh, yeah, there's that I think they're gonna try to kill him again He seems like a man who knows he's knocking on that door. You think that's why he signed 400 Executive orders. We I mean he's like He signed a bunch of stuff with no details, like he's demanding people to make the cost of living better, but there's no details on his website or details ever. No, there was executive orders where they're like, we're bringing it back to the original 140 Pokemon. None of this extended pack bullshit.

There's like no, it's just a vague, vague assignment. It's like, GTA will remain $60. And if it doesn't, we're gonna take all the black people out. It's gonna be beautiful white criminals in GTA. Oh yeah, didn't he like say, didn't he sign or say something where it's like there's, he's like then there's no more trannies. Yeah.

Oh really? No more DEI. No, no, no, he said there's no, there's only two genders the government recognizes two genders now, right? What I don't know what that really means, but he's like it no longer will it be the Gulf of Mexico Stinky very is just full of trash off of America. Yeah stinky cocaine e-golf. We're gonna clean it out Yeah, it's a why do we care about Panama someone who gives a shit? I don't get it Why does he oh Jimmy Carter gave it away away. He's a cuss. Yeah, we took we took back Panama He's no we gave the canal away during the Carter era like we owned the canal because we built it during the Roosevelt

Teddy Roosevelt presidency, I believe and that's the it's just a little canal so you can you don't have to go all the way down Yeah, it's it's so important for shipping and commerce because everybody takes the shortcut Instead of going around the Cape right of South America whatever the stupid name they have for that. Yeah, I don't know what it is Not the Cape of Good Hope, but something retarded. So it's ours now He's gonna take it back. I think but more weird. He's probably traveling through it. Yeah every week. Yeah, so what's the big? Why do we need to he just wants to be like flag? Yeah, the way we want Greenland and we have more power the same with Greenland It's like with you know

There's a lot of like natural resources and then also we can put military bases up there and stuff And we have like greater control over the world if we buy Greenland Can we like move there if it's a state, if it's a 51st state? I don't know if you want to, I was looking at some videos and they got a lot of weird Eskimo-y people over there, just wacky, they have their own. Just some weirdo guys?

It's not just some seemingly Norwegian haven, they got their own Alaskan homeless people. Yeah, they're. You mean where it's not the slitty, it's like this? They got their own like Alaskan homeless people. You mean where it's not like the slitty kind of, it's like this, they're angled? They're like round eye Asians or something. Okay, that's weird. I don't know how to explain it.

They look like sick white people. Kinda, yeah. Like white people with the suds. They look like Mongolian kind of or something. I don't really know. And are they bad up there? Are there a lot of crime? Do they hide in the ice and they pop out? I don't really know. And are they bad up there? Are there a lot of crime? Do they hide in the ice and they pop out?

I don't know anything about them. I just saw literally one video and it was posted by a racist and now I'm, I'm pretending that I know about Greenland. Yeah, you're the podcast expert on Greenland. Because of it. If you told me the GDP of Greenland was $9, like I would believe you.

I have no idea what goes on there. It's funny, I believe so much information from a Twitter account where it's like the black sun is their avvy. And I see a stat and I'm like, yeah. Yeah, but we were watching the- I'm like, yeah, it doesn't matter that this guy is, you know, is in the Aryan brotherhood.

We were watching the inauguration. I just, it's facts are facts. And I'm, he said it. He said it and it doesn't matter. Yeah, you know, no, Gropier88 said they have that extra bone, it's real. An extra bone for jumping like a grasshopper. No, we were watching the inauguration and I told you at one point, I go,

did you know Trump made 56 billion off of that meme coin? And you were like, really? And I go, maybe, I don't know. I was looking at my phone while driving and I saw a graph somebody posted, I don't know who. So that's a fact now. That's pretty much how it goes. I'm a geopolitical genius

because I look at X for 20 minutes a day. Isn't it a beautiful, there's a beautiful excitement in the air at the very least. So people seem, you know, there's this air of excitement and that's a good thing for people to be hopeful and not, you know, feel like it's the very, the beginning of something's always the best part of something, so that's fun, right?

I mean, what can be bad about him throwing pins into the, and signing things, showing it off? Oh, him saying, him making fun of wind is hilarious. It's just amazing When he's like they kill the palisades stinky wind Yeah, there was a bunch of fun there was even like Biden today pardoned I forget the guy's name he pardoned a Indigenous person. Sorry Indian guy who'd been in prison since 75 And he's getting released like today like the age of 80 which I'm just like well

I would just like like just kill me like no like make me leave prison. What did he do? He shot two cops who like went into his reservation in like 1975 and it was like a big civil rights case and then Biden it was like his last action He parted the guys 80 years old in prison. Wait, is he Indian or is he indigenous? He's indigenous, yeah, yeah. Feathers not dots. He was a Native American. Yeah.

Two cops went on his property and he shot him. He shot him in like 1975. With like, I'm not trying to make a joke. With a bow and arrow. Did he do it with a bow and arrow? It was a tomahawk. Did he really? Yeah, he threw two tomahawks.

Holy shit! And then he cut them down the middle, like bone tomahawk and rip them in half No, no, no, actually it was he lost their legs he lost the case because in court all he would do is go On the stand, all right Yeah, American. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, but no he killed them He's been in prison for 54 years and is now getting released at 80 and just has to go work at Burger King

and live in an apartment somewhere. That's awesome. Yeah. He'll be a cook at the Pechanga Casino. Yeah, and live in a halfway house with a guy who's smoking math off of a Cookie Monster spoon he got from Ciro Box. Well, was it easy living, man?

Is it based on being, he was wrongfullyfully convicted because those guys always get like millions of dollars I don't know. I don't think it was that I think you just like he was just like, you know This guy's done. He's served enough time. He's did 50 years He pardoned Fauci to that piece of shit who pardoned Fauci Biden Biden did are you means? I mean, which means they knew they knew he was a criminal. They know he's a Genocidal genocidal maniac. This is Mengele. Yeah, you're Fauci. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. God damn it Fauci and his whole fucking family Biden so Fauci let's go do the ramway real quick. I'm parted. It's like all like a bunch of members of his family Oh his own family zone family. I thought I was like, what's the whole family?

Oh, no, I don't know the whole Fau whole family? Yeah, but the criminal masterminds I'm gonna do the rap sheet right now cuz Jimmy Dore had the whole rap sheet on his ex. Yeah of Of Fauci and I was like Jesus. Is it this long border patrol agents are getting shot To today really cuz because Because the games have begun. It's the Hunger Games begin. Stanley Tucci with a crazy hair too and a purple suit walked out and he goes, let the games begin.

He goes, kill the Mexicans. Round them up. Yeah, I like to think it's like gonna be like dodgeball, they're on either side of the border and they just like run to it. Start shooting. There's a video of that lady crying out front of the. There was a lady crying?

There was a, they shut down like an app where you were like waiting for services. Oh yeah, I did see that. And they shut it down like 20 minutes and she's been waiting there for whatever, for a long time. To like try to get back in the country. To try to, yeah, have a life here and she's just sobbing on the street

and just all these like MAGA accounts are just like, oh, I was a life here and she's just sobbing on the street and just all these like MAGA accounts are just like, oh, I'm laughing at her. I know, I will admit that was one where I was like, well, she's not, you know, she's not fucking from here, so I don't care. You gotta do it legally. I get it, sorry, but sorry. I get it, sorry, you shoulda got in sooner, sorry.

You know, these tears aren't gonna make it speed up. It says Fauci experimented on orphaned black children using toxic drugs during the AIDS crisis. Yeah, he was like Ed Buck. Jesus. You lied about early treatments for COVID that killed countless more people. What were the experiments on black children?

Like, what was the purpose of that? I'm guessing it was some sort of alchemy, maybe Maybe what they were just in a lab injecting people with mercury He's trying to make them bad at basketball He's like we have an epidemic in this country. Yeah, the NBA is getting ruined He was a Celtics fan who's trying to get back at Magic Johnson, and that's how he gave him AIDS It was the wrong needle he picked up. Yeah, not the you become white gene gave him AIDS it was the wrong needle he picked up. Not the you become white gene mRNA needle. He approved research that starved beagles

and then had their vocal cords removed so that they couldn't howl or bark. Beagles had their heads trapped in cages with hungry sand fleas that ate their hosts alive. Jesus Christ. Yeah, science is brutal. He started the gain of function research on COVID. Yeah, it says he funded the gain of function research

that created COVID-19 virus. So he created COVID. Yeah, and AIDS, it says here. And AIDS. It says he created AIDS and COVID. As far as I'm concerned, he's luciferous. He's a comic book villain. Yeah.

No, didn't he also, didn't he, he suppressed AZT, which was like the only medicine that was kind of working against AIDS right in the 80s Yeah, I'm not sure I know there's a character in Dallas Buyers Club That's like supposed to be based on Fauci and I can't I don't know if it's a hundred percent true that he did that but Yeah, no science is a brutal thing though. That's what a lot of people don't think they get like science degrees They go to like get their masters, and then they don't realize their whole careers just

Guillotining rats all day long. You experiment on her. I read that once, you experiment on her. There was a guy who became a scientist, he was so happy. And then he was in a lab there experimenting on mice and when they're done he has to put it in a, literally a little guillotine they had

and then pull it and then it chops the rat's head off. That's insane. Yeah. That's crazy. It was just a humane, quick way to kill the rat. But also really like cinematic. I know, so yeah. They put a little hood on it.

He gives it a little cigarette. Any last words, Stuart? Mr. Little. Yeah, by the power of the government, enabled by Dr. Fauci. May God have mercy on your soul. Dude, I went down some rabbit hole the other day I forget the doctor's name, but he

Apparently they've tested Pulling teeth out of rats and it affects their memory. So there's something about Physical harm to your teeth and pulling teeth that affect I Guess the idea is if you take your wisdom teeth out Maybe you can control the masses a little bit easier. It affects the big crates dementia also. Why are we? Sorry, go ahead.

No, I'm just always confused. Why are we so sure we're the same as rats? How come that's what we're? That is a good argument as well. I've never really quite understood. Devin, you have the floor. Do they have the same exact makeup as us? I mean, are we really better than rats, honestly?

Yeah, yeah, we are. Rats are pretty fucking cool, man. Oh, they're disgusting. People are disgusting, honestly. Yeah, yeah, we are. Rats are pretty fucking cool, man. Oh, they're disgusting. They're really, people are disgusting, actually. Sure. Some rats are cuter than people. Well, I can fuck people. Hey guys, if you're looking for a boost in the bedroom,

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With the rat inside of it. Two at one. Some people I would feed the snakes, but I wouldn't feed rats to snakes. You know what I mean? Sure, a little bit. I gotta say, I think I would feed all of them to snakes. I think, regardless.

Just all, yeah, I guess you're right. I like the rats. I saved a mouse from your upstairs. There was a mouse caught in a really sticky trap and it was going, eee, eee, eee, eee, eee. It was scared, it thought it was gonna die. It was terrifying. I jump into action, country boy bumpkin Ben.

I was raised Republican in the backwoods of Texas and I jumped to my feet and I knew just what to do. I picked up the sticky piece of paper and I held him out like this until he slid off. He just kept goo, he just kept pulling off of the slime. Like he was rappelling down a mountain. I saved that little mouse's life. And then he ran all the way back to Richard Gere's asshole. Yeah.

It was a gay rat. It was a gay rat. Little gay rat. Yeah. I was proud of myself. I still feel good about saving that mouse's life. I was happy you were there to do that. It was good.

I didn't tell you I... On the other hand, I've seen wrecks where I thought people may have died and I just kept driving. Sure. Mm-hmm. I've, I've, I've- And I have nowhere to be. Sure.

I've, I've, I've passed- You speed up. I speed up. And then you go, you go, there was people already helping. I'm clearly first on the scene. You're first on the scene. It's like a desert road.

You go, they, they, I are two more harm than good, honey Yeah, the middle of like fucking like Utah an old dusty trail yeah No, but you did save the mouse and that was very so what I Yeah. Yeah, I know what you mean. No, but you did save that mouse and that was very common to do. So I interrupted though. What about the rat and the...

I don't know, I feel like you're besmirching rats right now and rats are beautiful. The testing, back to what you were saying about the foushy testing. The testing on the rats. What's your point of contention? Just that I don't understand why that means about us with the teeth.

Oh yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, well also, so doctors have tried to get my daughter to get vaccinated on something that's only had a trial run in geriatric people, and I'm like, well, I've seen tiny little babies and old people, and they're vastly different. One needs three hours of sleep a night, the other needs 18 hours of sleep a day,

one needs tons of liquid, one just lives off of like, sun kissed, diet sun kiss soda. Yeah, you're talking about your baby. Yeah, I'm talking. Yeah. Like that's not good enough for me. Yeah. When it comes to that. But I do understand what you're saying with the rats,

but I feel like we got enough research from like, Unit 731 and Operation paperclip and all these other I think we've seen enough Nazi studies and tests on humans to know like What our limitations are and now? Really, we just got to run that we just got to run the jewels Yeah, also we got it. We got to poke needles in them We got a pump them up with all sorts of stuff it is also like weird to me that they're like I think scientists are like kind of too autistic because they're like well

We figured out if we rape and torture this rat its brain gets like a little wonky, but they go well We think the teeth is connected to the brain. It's like well Maybe like torturing an animal to like almost death. Yeah, they must be Right all the time you think getting your dick cut might affect IQ? And that's why if you don't get your dick cut, maybe if you don't get your dick cut, you have higher test scores. That might be a thing.

When you're a baby? Might be a thing. Might be a thing. I mean, this was Freud told a thing that like the traumatic experience of childbirth would scar you for the rest of your life and it's where like all PTSD and anxiety and depression comes from is like coming out of a pussy.

Sure, but what about the PTSD of having a weird looking penis and everybody making fun of you when you're in middle school? That's also traumatizing as well. Could you define a weird looking penis? A penis with its foreskin still on is a weird looking penis. Yeah, to me it looks weird. They look very stupid.

Yeah, on my basketball team. It looks strange. On my basketball team there was one kid with an uncircumcised penis and everybody called him gay and said his penis sucked ass. Can you put your balls up and then tuck them into the skin? Of course you can. Of course you can. You can stretch it out.

You can really get in there. How much can you stretch it? You can keep pens in there, you know little notebooks gum Like if you stood in front of one of those big industrial fans would it like blow out on all this like a parachute? Yeah, yeah, it would look like when somebody puts a leaf blower near their mouth. You can like put your fingers in the skin Yeah, yeah, it's got space in there between the penis the whole thing was about to be supposed to be about like being cleaner, right? Yeah, it's got space in there between the penis. The whole thing was about to be supposed to be about like being cleaner, right? Cutting your dick.

Yeah. Is that the whole was not the whole initial. Yeah, because it can get it can get infected. Yeah. Which I guess if there's a chance of my dick rotting off. Yeah. Cut me up, Mr. Mr. Pedophile Surgeon. Yeah. Thank you. These guys give it the circumcision. Yeah. That would be funny. If there's what there's one pedophile doctor and they go, we got our top guy.

He's the only one we save. We, he works for, he works for a penis. I mean, baby penis. He gets to keep the penis. I mean, I could try to look at the rat thing to look if it's real. I don't know if it is. I forget what I was even watching.

Oh, I'm sure it is. I think like literally there's a large part of science where they just throw shit at a wall about rats and kind of see what hypothesis they can develop based on that. See if it's real. The loss of molars in aged rats will lead to decline of masticatory function and subsequent learning

and memory impairment. There you go. Tooth loss suppresses hippocampal neurogenesis. So all these things. I mean, oh, this is from the National Institute of Health even. How about that? Yeah, so they don't get enough calories in their brains like Rod, is that what they're saying?

I don't know. It leads to neuronal damage and brain regions related to learning and memory, there you go. I still, now this goes against this argument, I still have my wisdom teeth on the top and they're growing in sideways and all fucked up Yeah, sometimes my mouth hurts really bad for the past 10 years. Yeah, but I still haven't had them taken out I've had the bottom ones taken out and I feel like I'm missing part of Part of what you're saying. I had all my taking out

Like 2021 do you remember? feeling different No, I just felt like complete shit for a week because I was an adult when I got him taken out. So, it really hurt. Did your memory get worse? I feel like I've definitely been going, I'm on the decline, for sure.

Every day that passes, I'm a little worse, I believe. Well, it says here, the study hypothesized that tooth loss in youth will lead to hippocampal injury and eventually to cognitive dysfunction in juvenile rats. Mm-hmm. There you go. Yeah, okay, you know. Whatever.

I'm kind of at a point with just everything going on. I'm like, make me retarded. Yeah. I yearn for the retardation to set in. I think the thinking about this stuff is worse for you. Yeah, the stressing on it. The stress of everything being bad, well that's plastic, well that's plastic,

well they put glyphosates in this, and there's this and that. And it puts you in a state where you're trying to ace life, like it's a test, and it's not a test, you're supposed to fucking enjoy life. At a certain point you're like, well literally I can't do anything. Well the water in the sink is bad,

but then wash your vegetables. Right, and then you'll work your ass off, and then the only thing that was actually bad for you We didn't know yet, and then you just did that all the time, and it killed you anyway So it's like completely fucking pointless. You know maybe dentistry is the cabal though Maybe this is all designed to make you because this is how you manufacture consent you take kids teeth out Hey, also known as wisdom teeth, very funny they're named that by the way. That's a little Freudian slip.

Wisdom teeth. You know what's funny, what you're saying is completely retarded, but also if you tweeted this, it would get 90,000 likes and become an actual science against the Jews. I speak in like a Facebook language now. I've seen on, every time I get on Twitter now I see the new theory that there's an egg alien coming out and it has 15,000 likes and

People like this is legitimate proof that the alien eggs are rising from the bottom of the ocean. I was talking to Metzger about this All that stuff with the aliens in Mexico that came back as organic material Okay, did you know that? stuff with the aliens in Mexico that came back as organic material okay did you know that organic material all that stuff was like proven real like that's a those are I thought it was a joke all the memes and stuff that's what they what the dried up little fucked up alien guys yeah apparently all that stuff was like real and the government was like yeah these these were our organic

materials these aren't you know I assume that was just the tiniest Mexican day laborer that they just buried and dried up like that. Do you wanna go a little deeper about the new stuff with the Shroud of Turin? Sure. Yeah. I like Shroud of Turin. The interesting stuff about the Shroud of Turin is

even if it is faked, nobody has any idea how it was faked. So whoever, if it was faked, whoever faked it was a genius on the level of Leonardo da Vinci in order to fake it When it was dated to which like was around the time of Jesus. Yeah. Hmm. Well, I I'm kind of afraid the show both of you've non-believers right now. Well, where is the Shradditor is it somewhere? the Pope The Pope when he's done jacking it,

to children of course, he grabs it off the side of his bedside table and he wipes his dick and he throws it in a corner. Shroud of Turin, hit Shroud of Turin and hit News. Yeah. Shows un-magnified, un-imagined images, asserts clear conclusion on relic here. This is MSN.

I love MSN. What if MSN was my favorite? I saw this image. I love how even the news article is like, yeah, it's in a tweet. The news, the news, show the tweet. Yeah, Rachel Maddison's like, I saw a tweet the other day. I saw the image the other day. I saw the image the other day,

should've turned, could not have, hold on, what the fuck is it? Damn it, Emerson sucks my ass, I don't even know why I clicked on it. I don't know, this one says it's fake from six days ago. Yeah, that's from, that's a Jewish website. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. Let's go to the Catholic Weekly.

Okay, yeah,. Reputable site. Nuclear engineers, his latest research confirms for a century date of Shroud of Turin is from the Catholic News Agency. Right here. Here you go, boys. Sure. Shield your eyes unless you want to be converted. Right. Here we go. Nuclear engineer. Nuclear engineer. I love the idea of getting the Catholic newspaper.

Like you just open the front page and it just says, gayes suck. Fuck them. I think the Catholic Church loves gay people now. No, the Pope likes gay people, but the Catholics are very upset about that. Of course. Yeah.

They think he's a damn lib. They got a lib pope now. I have heard that. It's the second most valuable possession. So he's an even bigger pedophile. By the way, we still need to find the Ark of the Covenant. What did you say? We need to find the Ark of the Covenant.

It says the Shroud of the Turin is the second most valuable possession of the human race next to the Bible. It's the chapel of the Holy Shroud adjacent to st. John the Baptist Cathedral in Torino, Italy Torino, Italy damn now, what's the Ark of the Covenant? That's where God lived when he was with the Israelites It was like it was this big gold ark with like angel wings on it Yeah, and if you touched it you died and there's a famous story

It was one of the first stories I heard in in church that actually made me think God's a fucking asshole Is that they were carrying the Ark of the Covenant and one of the things they used to carry it broke and a guy? Just trying to be helpful grabbed it so it wouldn't fall and then God killed that guy because he touched it I was like God's like a fucking Psycho yeah, I think the Ark of the Covenant also like flew at an enemy and gave them all tumors and stuff You think you have that anywhere? We don't we don't have it somewhere. No, well Graham Hancock wrote a book about this called Shit, what's it called? I forget he wrote like a 700 page book about he finally tracked it down and he claimed it was in some Small village I think in in Ethiopia or something.

There's a small little village where people still speak, I'm probably way off on this, but I think people still speak Aramaic in some of these small villages still. But I think it's in Ethiopia, but the guy that was outside the building was like, we can't let you see it. No one can see it.

Apparently it'll kill you or who knows. I like the idea that they're like. The Sign in the Seal, it's The Sign in the Seal by Graham Hancock. I think it's the book that put him on the map. The Sign in the Seal. Apparently he's full of shit too. A lot of people have messaged me.

He's a quack. Really? But I don't know, the science community hates him, so I assumed he was onto something with the pyramids. I mean, I thought The Ark of the Covenant was an Indiana Jones movie, honestly, for a little bit. It is, it is, and who was that made by? Spielberg.

Mm-hmm. Moving on. Moving on, don't want to get kicked off of YouTube. Yeah. Or being too real. I like the idea that scientists know exactly where it is, but they just don't want to go to Ethiopia. So just like, we're never going to find it.

Because it's gross there. I saw Jesus's face in the Turin. AI creates stunning likeness of shroud of Turin image that many believed to be Christ whoa That's crazy New York Post here we go Your post sucks my ass hold on New extra extra shroud of Turin is real also fuck Mexicans Face of Jesus AI recreates stunning likeness of shroud of terrain images that many believe to be Christ whoa

Dude that's awesome mm-hmm. That's what he looked like yeah Wow From the shroud visit the shroud of Turin that's the initial that's the shroud of Turin the Shroud of Turin. That's the initial. That's the Shroud of Turin That's the Shroud of Turin. Yeah, the dirty shitty cloth where I don't see an image of anything Can you zoom in so that I can see the face? Well his face is like right here, right? Yeah, it's right there Next to the two pussies. Yeah, so I saw it's like the fucking NPC meme It looks like one of those things where the guy's got a fat girlfriend. Oh, a soyjack?

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, he's like, Jesus is a, he's a Wojak? Yeah. He might be. Here, I'll show you his face, though, enhanced with the new X-rays and stuff. Hold on, you gotta see this shit. It's nuts right here.

Do do do do do do do, boo do do do do do. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do. Look at that, that's crazy, right? They go, this just in, Jesus looks like every painting from the 14th century. Wow, dude that's crazy though. Yeah. Wow.

Yeah, look at him. Holy, Tumulito. Yeah, I also like that Holy f, Tumulito. Yeah, I also like that they say it's definitely Jesus when it could just be any stinky weird guy from that period. I guess, you're right, yeah. Yeah. But yeah, there it is, Devon, right there. Yeah, I don't buy it.

It looks like what Christ would look like, though. Because you've been told it looks like a hot white guy. Well, we've been told a lot of different versions of Jesus right the historical Jesus the Jesus from the Bible There's there's many different Jesus's we've yeah, maybe we've only seen but a shadow of him sure I'm willing to believe I'm willing to believe wouldn't you know John John off your co-host on hatewatch is Catholic now, but he doesn't attend mass When did he tell you he's Catholic now? He told me-

We went to Catholic school together, I mean. He does, well the whole griper chant now is the griper's go, the Catholic church is the one true church because Jesus said to Peter, upon you I build my church. Yeah. And that's where the Catholic church started, so if you Google who founded the Catholic church

it says Jesus Christ. This is what John told me, and that's why he's Catholic, and So if you Google who founded the Catholic Church it says Jesus Christ. This is what John told me and that's why he's Catholic and I asked him if he goes to mass and he said no. And I look up all the people online that talk, let's say Christ, they don't go to church. None of them go to mass every week. They're not even like the old school Catholics that would just go to mass because it sucked so much ass.

It felt like you were finally, like when you leave you're like I deserve to like cheat on my wife and like I'm gonna drink a bunch of beers and like it's all lady a cunt at the Packers game It's a beautiful system because you can do whatever you want and then go and confess and do the Hail Mary's so you can Kind of be like I'm gonna be kind of bad this weekend I come back and then be totally fine. Yeah, I think you can even confess ahead of time, right? Like you can be like you can call him you can like go in and you be like Hey father, the bills are playing the Ravens this weekend. So I might go in the parking lot and the women will feel unsafe I don't know what's going to happen. So it's like getting a weed prescription now

Yeah, exactly you zoom a priest on a shitty webcam Yeah, you go to like I killed the hook you go to him's comm and then a priest writes you an absolution for The wicked things you're about to do to a woman. Is it like our church where we say Hitler can go to heaven? Like does the Catholic Church if I call if I went to confession I told the priests I killed millions of people He'd be like say these mini hell marries, and you'll still go to heaven or they they have cuts off cut off Yeah, no, it's complete. It's a free-for-all. You can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you Take your take your last rights before you die. I'm open to it.

Something feels satanic about it to me. About the Catholic Church? Have you guys been in a Catholic Church? Yes, I had to go to mass all the time. Did you feel like it's closer, do you feel like a weird satanic vibe? And I'm open to Catholicism. I just, a lot of people say they're Catholic,

and I think they're posers. John's a poser. Says he's Catholic, doesn't go to mass. It was creepy. It was creepy. It sucks, I hated it. All the songs suck, everything sucked about it. Now you probably took some good lessons away from mass.

Every time I was in mass, I just imagined myself being in a mafia movie montage where they're like, oh, the father, the son, I'm putting people's heads getting blown off and I would be like, that's kinda cool, I guess. myself being in like a in a mafia movie montage where they're like People's heads getting blown off and I would be like that's kind of cool. I guess yeah you I did it I did literally didn't have a single moment in in church well this is the well this is the the cosplaying now of the the Christianity of like like Trump didn't even put his hand on the Bible when he was sworn in right did you see everyone's mad cuz He just did this he broke tradition. You see this. He didn't put his hand on the Bible when he was sworn in. Did you see that? Everyone's mad because he just did this. He broke tradition.

You see this? He didn't put his hand on the Bible. Oh yeah, if you showed him a Bible, if you showed him a Bible and a pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards, he would not know which to put his hand on. Why would he put his hand on the Bible? Why would God swear on himself? Yeah.

He's got the biggest ego probably of all time. He swears. He refuses to touch the Holy Bible. I'm sure he thinks the Bible's retarded. time. He refuses to touch the holy bible. I'm sure he thinks the bible's retarded. Isn't it the Lincoln bible is right there. He refuses to touch a bible that Abraham Lincoln touched. He goes, I love the bible but he freed the slaves.

So we're gonna, and then he pulls out the art of the deal and he goes, put it down. I'm pretty sure it's the Lincoln bible and the 1955 bible. Those are the two bibles, right? What's the 55 bible? I don't know. Maybe it was H.W. Bush's the Lincoln Bible and the 1955 Bible. Those are the two Bibles, right? What's the 55 Bible? I don't know. Maybe it was H.W. Bush's when he was in the CIA. The 1955 Bible?

I think those are the Bibles they swear in on, and the rumor was Trump was also gonna swear in on the Trump Holy Bible, which he's now selling on his website. Maybe that's why he didn't do it because it wasn't his product. It's like a player not allowed to, they can't wear Nike if they're with Adidas.

Like. He'd preach God. That's probably like why. Yeah. He goes, that Bible stinks. I have a new Bible. He goes, sorry, I signed a deal with Activision. I can't do it.

That's right, we're releasing Bible 2K25. Okay, so this I'm kind of for if Trump opens up his own church the way he opened up Trump University Yeah, this I'm kind of down for if you like a Jerry Falwell thing going on Well, I mean if Scientology did it if I weren't hovered at it. Why can't Trump do it? Mm-hmm, and it could be a good. Yeah great community from every every yeah every every Sunday They pass the tray and you just put your Bitcoin keyword in there. Just dump it in on a flash drive.

Oh, you pass your phone over the communion tray and it takes a little money from your crypto wallet. There's a QR code on the tray and then you scan that and then it just takes money out of your bank account automatically through Mecoin. Trump talks about God in the same way, where I go like, God bless you. I don't know anything or what? I have I don't really know if I believe in God bless you like the sure yeah

But yeah, he definitely believes in something. How could you not? He's a Bible salesman. What a life Yeah, what are the greatest lives? Not gonna believe somebody's looking out for Donald. If Donald Trump doesn't believe in God, then there is no God. Do you think he cares about believing in God? Do you think he even cares about the afterlife or the idea of it or not all of it? I think if Trump went to heaven,

he would literally be like, he's like, I'm gonna have your job in five years. I'm fucking gonna kick God's ass. And he'd do it somehow. He'd somehow become the president of heaven. He'd send all the fucking Jews to hell. Well, all the people that have been part of the state mandated fear of crucifying everybody at the stake

for fucking 12 years straight, and the Lin-Manuel Miranda crew, the Josh Gad's, the state media, all those people, they had a great 12 to 15 year run where they just made all the cash and they made everybody feel bad about themselves all the time. Every three days, a man's career was completely ended for no reason whatsoever.

All that's done now, and you said Mark Maron went on his podcast and said for four years he's gonna live in utter fear of his life or some Yeah, he had burr on. This is what happened You had it too good for too long and now Trump's gonna wave this flaming sword and all of you are gonna run You're gonna scatter across. It was interesting. I was like really still you're still you're still thinking the exact same way You probably did in 2016 like like we were more scared when you guys were in power because every week you put a new person on the cross. You guys had a new witch hunt every week. And we were funding a new war once a year.

So yeah, I don't know, it was bizarre. It wasn't bizarre, it's Mark Maron. He's a fuckin' Yeah, that's who he is. You know, he's a lefty. But yeah, he was acting like it's gonna be hard for all of us to even think about what we're doing in life because of just the impending fear and doom.

I'm just like, good God, dude. Is this how all the NPR types feel right now? Yeah, I think so. Where they're like, we had the throne and now it's not ours anymore. Well, I think most of them have gone underground because they're like, I don't wanna end up on a meme like that lady with the green jacket from 2016.

So, also people are acting online. She should kill herself They're like, yeah. No that woman has killed herself her cats Yeah, yeah, she became a meme and killed herself immediately No, but you know what and I forgot about this I wanted to bring this up on the podcast the guy who was caught jacking off at their drive-thru. I heard he killed himself I assumed he killed himself Because it went viral he killed himself before minutes after he killed himself because it went viral. He killed himself 15 minutes after that was filmed. Before, but because he knew.

Yeah, he drove into an auto zone and blew his breakdown. He drove off and he was like, oh, black Twitter's gonna have a field day with that one. And then he just blew his head off. Yeah, and Tony O'Brown is gonna make me the N-word of the day. He's like, I'm a light-skinned bitch. They're gonna tear me up.

You can't even see my penis, so they're gonna have a small penis. That's great. What was he trying to get? He was going through a Bikini Beans coffee place. Bikini Beans? There's these Bikini Barista shops all over the country for people that just like,

it's the jack off on the go, basically. Grab your morning espresso, a cum. Yeah, guys are always one pair of tits away from taking their own life. Like if I don't see the outline of a woman's pussy lips before I go to work. I did a pretty deep dive on it for hate watches, like jock week, and there's like,

if you type in bikini baristas, there's just endless Google articles of like, you know, a guy breaks into the drive-through window and like stealing women, dragging them to like abandoned buildings. Are you serious? That's a dangerous job. But what about Hooters? This doesn't happen at Hooters where people get.

These ladies are in shacks. Yeah. They're trapped. A lot of them are sitting in a shack. It's just guys like the pig panther coming through the window with a knife. These women are like in an assault on precinct 13. They have to like shoot their way to freedom.

Jesus. While these gooners just try to take their way with them. Yeah. No, it's like having an apple farm in the middle of the feral hog country. Just guys smell pussy juice in the air and they start sprinting towards them. But yeah, that was crazy.

Confirmed he took his own life. Yeah, he took his own life. How did he kill himself? Shot himself. Yeah, he drove. Did he. How did he kill himself? Shot himself. Yeah, he drove. Did he put on pants and then shot himself? No, I think no. I think he literally pulled across the street

into an auto zone and he was like, well, I had a good run. And then blew the top of his fucking head off. Married, had a kid. Yeah, so he's been doing that a lot. That's why the lady came out. The lady must have had the camera on him because she's like, I've seen you before.

He comes around here with his pants off jacking off. Something like that. He looked like he was confused. He forgot he had no pants on. He's like, huh? What are you? Oh, fuck it. He's like, so retarded.

He's like, I forgot you could see me jack off. Yeah, I will say he wasn't hurting anybody. No, it sucks. No. And fuck her. If you work at a bikini, I said this to friends, I go, if you work at a bikini drive-through, that's a free for all.

Yeah. You know, you're taking your lives in your own hands at that point. Yeah, I guess you're right. I hope those girls are strapped. Sure. And they shouldn't be allowed to have phones while on the job, sweetheart.

That is a, I don't know why her phone was out. That's what I took away from it. I go, you're not really working. You're on your phone. You're on your phone. Your pay should be ducked. You is a lot. No why that's what I took away from it. I go you're not really working You're on your phone on your phone. Your pay should be done. You killed a man He killed him a good man today a good good. We lost a good gooder today. Not a come alone was a great man That's his name. His name is not a come not a come alone That's the guy who gets who kills himself because he was jacked in his Dodge Challenger using a challenge. Yeah Dude, imagine you imagine you buy a new used Dodge Challenger and a Challenger? Yep. Dude, imagine you buy a new, a used Dodge Challenger and you look up the car facts, you're like.

Then it was him. It's like a Seinfeld episode, it's Costanza's like, this used to be Not-A-Come-Alone's Challenger, Jerry. Look, there's a little trace of calm there and a little trace of blood there. That's how you know it's Not-A-Come-Alone. That's such a great name. Yeah. Yeah.

But I just, I love a guy getting caught jacking off one time and killing yourself.. That's such a great name. Yeah. Yeah. But I just, I love a guy getting caught jacking off one time and killing yourself. I think that's a king in my book. He must have been associated with like, there must have been a lot of other stuff in his background, I imagine. Oh, that they were gonna come creeping?

Yeah, a couple hard drives. I don't think you go kill yourself just because of the shame of that. I think maybe you're like, oh fuck, also all the kids I raped. Oh, you think it's like he was a nefarious guy. He's not just a peeping Tom kind of. The attention that gets on you because of that,

and then they come a-knocking. I'll say they're not. You don't want to face the consequences. You know what, man? If you're in your car, it's the same as being in your home. I got no problem if you got your cock out while you're riding the wind. I agree. That's what I say. I walk by my window naked, and I'm like, if you look in, car, it's the same as being in your home. I got no problem if you got your cock out while you're riding the wind. I agree. That's what I said.

I walk by my window naked, I'm like, if you look in, this is your fault. This is my property. If that was me, if I got caught, I would have looked up in the video and go, you don't have pants on, whore. Whore. And I'm still, I'm still stroking.

I'm about to finish. Where are y'all finished soon? Shut up. You bimbo. This actually, this makes me harder that my life's getting ruined, so, jokes on you. Oh, I didn't know you guys also do kink shaming. Ooh, I'm gonna get fired and my wife's gonna leave me.

Go ahead, post it. Fuck black Twitter. My handle, I'll give you my handle right now. Tag me, tag me in it, bitch. Here's what would have been great. This black guy could have lived through it, posted bail, because he's getting arrested, right? He posts bail and he becomes the next Hawk Tuah.

Black Hawk Tuah. This is Hawk Tuah 2.0. He could have had a mean coin. He's doing the rounds, he's doing all the bad podcasts that suck ass that people listen to. Yeah, it's just because he's black. The black community is not as into the jacking it. No.

It's about getting pussed. I thought they all jack off. They all do. They all jack off. Beat your meat, all that shit, but it's like you're a light skin guy, you get caught jacking off on camera and like with no pants on,

it's just you're gonna get clowned on. It would be better to actually get caught. Drake got caught beating off. Drake probably leaked that. No, Drake leaked that on purpose. Cause he wants people to see his big dick. Is jacking. What were you saying, Jase?

Oh, no, I was just saying, it would be better to get caught fucking an underage girl in the black community than to get caught beating off in your car. Yeah, it's just like... It's loser shit. It was a little too loser-y. You can't be a loser in the black community so they can't get into gooning.

That's like Stalin, he was like a stealing white guy per valor. Yeah, that's where you go. Yeah, you walk up to him, you go, where did you serve? What GameStop did you work at? Where did you serve? Seventh industry, that's not a GameStop. You're a liar. This man's stealing loser value.

You can't tell me that the black community beating off on white guys, saying that no, beating off's a white guy thing. That's fucked up. No, it's not. I'm just saying, I mean, maybe I'm just speaking for them, which I do often. But like, it seems, it just seems like it's something that they're not, I don't think black people

are constantly making gooning jokes and shit. They don't really make jokes, really. Yeah, black people are historically not very funny. They don't really make jokes anymore. They don't really clown on anybody. They are very- In public they're like, yeah, what's good?

No, it's just that. It's like, nothing, nothing. They're still pretty hilarious to me online at least. Well online, you know, they, I mean, Antonio, would people stop retweeting Antonio Brown? How many times can you say someone's the cracker of the day? I don't care.

Dude, bro, you're getting cucked at this point. The fact that a black guy is just saying this is a guy is white and then it's going dude He is white. Holy shit. Yeah, no one it's so boring. This is funny. It's also run by a PR team It's not run. It's not run by him. No, it's not run by him at all. Yeah It is I don't even what is he a running back? It's fake crazy posts. you can tell it's like you don't I guess you don't Like that and be polished. He'll say there was crazy shit There was an actually crazy NFL player that white guy who like killed himself or whatever and he was posting himself on meth in his house Oh, yeah, yeah, like that's crazy. That's an actual crazy. That's crazy posting

You're just like ranting about how the police are coming for you in the government. Yeah, he's doing like fake bullshit He was a wide receiver that had a lot of, he was really great, but then he just like, he got like one huge hit and it didn't seem to just come down the hill from there. I'm glad he gets to be like, fuck Jerry now. I'm glad he gets to be like a meme page or whatever. Faggot of the day.

Yeah, is that what he does, faggot of the day? He'll do faggot of the day. Awesome man, cool, great, great stuff. Hey, we're so fucking back We're so fucking back Yeah, I really wish Baron turned around and and just just Fucking head Yeah, when Elon was looking at the camera and doing the fire Just decided Elon's fucking head. Fucking. Yeah.

When Elon was looking at the camera and doing the things that I wish Baron turned around and spit on him. I fucking can't stand that guy and clocked him right in the side of the head. I wish he'd beat the all six nine of Baron Trump. Curb stomping Elon Musk live inauguration. That is every everyone's cheering. Everyone, everyone, cheering Everyone everyone should everyone Everyone yeah, Kamala Biden everybody stand they just starts. Yeah, they even let me clobuchar. Yeah, everybody's happy to let Hillary take a stomp

Gets to come out of a closet and stop he stops him and then we go. Okay now it's your turn bitch bite the curb Yeah, Vivek's little kids get to hop on him. Sure. Kick him around like a soccer ball. Yeah, to insult the injury, Trump pours curry sauce on the curb and then puts his mouth on it. It was bite on that shit.

So this is an interesting, we're at a crossroads right now because I have a lot of faith in Trump, but what about the Doge department? It lost the chairman, Vivek Ramaswamy, who is going to be the director of the Doge department? It lost the chairman, Vivek Ramaswamy. Who is going to be the director of the Doge department now, if not Vivek? It's gonna be Elon, isn't it?

Or is he doing space shit for them? I thought Elon was a part of Doge. No, it's Elon now. How many things can he be in charge of? I mean, SpaceX, X, other things. He's gonna run Doge, too? I thought Vivek was the guy is Vivek not the leader of doge No, you got kicked out who's it? No. No, he was so I'm saying who's the leader of doge? Yeah, you on it's Elon Musk Damn, then he works all day every day despite just being at parties tweeting. Yeah, Vivek

Vivek got a little too cocky a little too early. He went stinky posting too quick. He literally shit posted. He's running for governor of Ohio now, I think. Dude, it has its own Wikipedia page. Yeah, the Department of Government. I hope Les Wexner puts him to work real quick. Put him down in those tunnels.

Clean up all the slime. Clean up all that billionaire slime. Yeah, I really would love to see him get a public beating. So the conception, so it is an official thing, but who is in it? Jamie Dimon has supported the idea. Okay, cool, awesome. Great stuff. Waiting for Bernie Sanders praise Musk on his plans by Doge to cut defense spending saying that Elon Musk is right the Pentagon

Yeah, this is a that's Bernie Bernie's classic thing of he's trying to hold him to like you should cut defense spending if like this is your whole thing Like he's just trying to get defense spending cut. That's the Pentagon has never been Yeah Hell like that's not that's not a thing. Yeah So he's trying to pressure him into having to do that which he won't fucking do So it's just Elon Doge is Elon. Yeah, so there's a reason for Elon to be there. He's not just I Thought he was just sort of hanging out.

Yeah. You're putting more thought into this than he did, by the way. Elon's gonna run the different water fountains. He's in charge of the segregation of the fountains. Who's Katie Miller? Katie Miller is in it. Just fluzzy. I don't know. Katie Miller, the wife of incoming it. Just, I don't know. Fluzy. Katie Miller, the wife of incoming Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy Stephen Miller would be joining Doge. I know some chick with nice tits.

Does she have nice tits? They look decent. That's the good thing about the Trump administration is they're all, they're a lot of whores. Lot of whores, and we do love a lot of whores, yeah. A lot of women who have like Jack Skellington faces and big fake tits jobs Okay, so says the cheer person is Elon and then other committee members Katie Miller's that's it So Vivek is it said they don't got Vivek in there now. It's just Katie Katie Miller Miller

Yeah, they kicked Vivek out Vivek spin in a like he was hiding out after the yeah those tweets He didn't tweet for like a month and a half. Yeah after that now he's running for governor of Ohio or whatever good riddance. Yeah So, I mean it's just all fucking fucking dumb scams that's all it is Yeah, fuck them. Yeah, I'm hoping Trump gets annoyed by Elon soon That's gonna happen honestly, it doesn't seem like it. Yeah, I can't I can't do him I can't I can't see you on space all day. I can't think that's gonna happen honestly. It doesn't seem like it, yeah. I can't do it, man. I can't see Elon's face all day. I can't do it.

If I open up my phone or the TV and Elon's on both of those things, I just, I don't know what I'm gonna do. Maybe that's why Trump has Elon there because he'll take the brunt of all, they're gonna hate him more than Trump this time around. He's just so much more annoying and gay. Yeah, he's like cringe secret service.

You like grab his body and just put it in front of the criticism. Yeah, cringe secret service. Yeah, exactly. Elon's like a wingman for, or he's like, you know what Elon is? It's the girl that's not that hot, but her friend is really ugly. So every guy hits on the girl at the bar

and doesn't hit on the friend. It's kind of like a wingman sort of situation. Elon's so cringe standing beside Elon. He receives all the hate and doesn't hit on the friend. It's kind of like a wingman sort of situation. Elon's so cringe standing beside Elon, he receives all the hate and Trump looks so good. I think it's an advanced wingman thing where let's say you're trying to fuck this girl at a bar and your wingman, who is Elon in this situation, wants to help you out, he's going 40 chest

and he starts trying to rape the girl at the bar. You step in, pretend you don't know him, kick his ass. And then that girl's like, oh thank you so much, and then goes home and sucks your dick. Yeah, that's perfect. It's like some wedding crashers level pickup game shit. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And that's why he's doing the Roman salutes. Yeah, yeah, that's why he's spastic. The only guy who's made a Nazi salute look incredibly cringey and gay, by the way. Yeah, the Roman salute looks so cool. Yeah. And it sucked ass when he did it. I've never seen a the Roman salute looks so cool. Yeah, I never saw I've never seen a spastic hell Hitler. Yeah, yeah

Well Hitler killed retards right so Elon wouldn't have lasted dude did he that's so sad. I think so why would he do that? Cuz they were worth the fuck they were worthless. I thought he was Badass or something millions of other people that weren't retarded. Yeah guys finally getting sad about the Holocaust They're really so he rounded up people with the Mental deficiencies yeah retards retards gay people Gypsies Jews they all got thrown in there gypsies. I'm okay with yeah the gypsies were the only thing he had right Yeah, right. I'm sorry watch, but it's true Right on the money. Yeah bagpipes and caravans and scott knows what scammers weird scarves and they saw weird jewelry suck ass

I actually love them. Please don't curse me I don't want a gypsy to curse me Yeah, their magic their weird fuckers their magic definitely works. That's why their wives all Yeah, their magic definitely works. That's why their wives all completely suck ass. Their magic works only for spite, for bad. Right. That's what, they're like ravens. They can like, it's like, they're unaffected

by consuming dead flesh. But they can eat and live forever as long as things keep dying. That's a raven to me. They curse you by just being a gypsy who's standing near you. Yeah. So your life is ruined.

They suck ass. Yeah. They eat out of the garbage, no one likes them. They only imitate human life. There's no difference between a big, big ass raven and a gypsy. They suck so much ass that we, as Americans, experience it. Every person I've known who's gone to Europe

has had a purse snatched and a guy runs into the catacombs. Yeah. From a gypsy? From a gypsy, yeah. Yeah, they are like ravens, I guess. They are. It's really eerie if one's inside the airport. You're like, how do you get in here?

How do we get them out? Get them out of here. You're just waving suitcases at them? Get! You've seen ravens talk, right? They can imitate a human voice. Yeah, they can have conversations with people they sound Sound weird Ravens are incredibly intelligent. I love to kill every Raven Every single I love for Ravens to go extinct. I would love nothing more you hate Ravens I hate them because they know what they're so much. They know what they're doing. They absolutely, they're very intelligent,

they're very smart and I think they've came to us from another realm. They're like things of dreams. I don't even think they, and I think they've been around since the dawn of man, since dinosaurs and since men were in caves drawing with their own feces on the on the walls. I think Raven's when God made man. There was the Raven Mmm at his side. It's it's a disgusting

There's a book of poems by Ted Hughes called crow Which I know crow is different from a raven but in terms of the symbol they're pretty similar Yeah, and it's just about like That archetype of thing is just fucking disgusting and they need to be eradicated off the face of the fucking earth I am so done with Ravens. I run when I see them in the street When I'm on a walk I go And I run at them like really fast like that. Cause I try to protect my turf from them. Cause they always try to come up on the top of the poles.

And their shits are huge. They sit on poles outside my street and they take shit. I can hear them from inside their shits when they drop. They're so big. You can hear them in doors. You hear it splatter. It sounds like a David Letterman skit where he's like throwing a watermelon off a roof. Yeah, so loud

Everyone letterman with her fruit off of a parking garage Of course, that's how big their fucking shits are. Mm-hmm, and I think they they shit when I get close to Mm-hmm, I say now shits fall in front of my face And I just look up I shake a fist. They're trying to shit on your damn most damn No, if babies were a little bit smaller Ravens would absolutely pick up your baby and fly away with it. Yeah Which is a fun myth by the way is the predatory bird myth? What's that? Did you ever hear the myth of like the giant bird that? Terrorized the town and like there were school kids in the 18th or like the 19th century that were picked up by a large

Supposedly bird of prey from like prehistoric times that were like swooped down and take the kids off and leave with them No story. I heard when I was a kid I don't know if it's real or not But there was probably a guy in town who was kidnapping kids and doing weird stuff to him in a shed and then killing them He called himself the Raven. Yeah, then he made a big in town who was kidnapping kids and doing weird stuff to them in a shed and then killing them. And then- He called himself the Raven. Yeah, and then he made a big rumor about a bird. Made up a bird, yeah.

He goes, yeah, bird. They go, has anyone seen Kenny? And he goes, yeah, bird. I saw a big bird. Yeah, he goes, he goes, I saw a bird, picked him up and, I mean, flew away with him. Yeah. Bird flew away and then put him in a shipping container

on the edge of town. And people go, well, the word pedophile doesn't exist yet, so it probably was a big bird. Yep. It has to be a bird. Yep, we did invent the term pedophilia in 1984. Yep. Yep, it'll be 150 years until we come up

with a word for pedophile, so probably a big bird. Yeah. It is so crazy. Eating children. They didn't know what a pedophile was. Like that abducted in plain sight documentary where it's about the guy that fucks the whole family to get to the kid.

And then like abducts the kid. The daughter's missing for months on end and then he just brings the daughter back and they still don't do anything. And there's like an FBI agent that was tracking him the entire time and he couldn't believe how retarded the parents were because and they had never heard of a pedophile before no one knew what a pedophile was Yeah, the people just let their kids run free on the street. They didn't care I think it's probably isn't that what overton's window is it's the

Topics that are considered appropriate for public discussion It's the topics that are considered appropriate for public discussion. Like pedophile wasn't in the Overton's window for most of the existence of like our nation. Yeah. Well, most of the for most of our because I think people will get molested and fucked and they're like, who? Yeah. And then they would never talk about it again. No, for most of what they would just be like, yeah, my dad fucked me. Ain't nothing wrong with it.

Yeah. Well, ain't nothing wrong with it. For most ain't nothing wrong with it for most of our period of time I think a guy who would be called the pedophile now was just a guy who got a lot of pussy Like he would openly be fucking an 11 year old know like oh that guy's like really smooth with it Like that guy gets laid, you know mm-hmm because they were all marrying 12 13 14 year olds back then they all were yeah No, they really were a pedophile in the, 14 year olds back then. They all were. Yeah. No, they really were. A pedophile in the old days was a rock star. Yeah.

Yeah, I guess you're right. They were like, he's in a band. Yeah, he's like Mick Jagger. He's in a, yeah, he's Woody Guthrie. That was the judge, the judge is like, he's in a band. Yeah, he's a bohemian type. Get this shit out of my court. Mr. Page, can I have an autograph?

He's a legend, so he can treat a preschool like it's an all-day shopping center? Well, I feel in closing, patreon.com slash Lemon Party, I feel confident about the future of this country. Yeah, we shall see. The Doge department, I mean, it's all looking up. Sure. The Shroud of Turin. I wonder what more he's signing.

People are converting to Catholicism. He's going back to the White House to sign even more shit. Yeah, I wanna see what he signs, I hope. What about you two, go to Live Real quick. I hope I go to McDonald's and get some beef tallow fries tonight. It would be cool if immediately Tallo came into play. Trump, what do you want me to type?

Just go to YouTube and go to Trump. Yeah, just see what he's doing right now. It's like a reality show. They're just following him everywhere today. I have cables, so I don't do this nonsense. Trump lives. Yeah, Trump's like a Twitch streamer now. Inauguration live.

There he is, back at the White House, he's just signing shit. He's been going for 12 hours. The guy won't fucking see the live streamer. I think it makes Biden look very bad He just can't stop it Everybody how about this J6 committee? How do you why is he pardoning them? The reason is because if you delete and destroy

Documentation everything they have nothing because they were guilty as hell They rigged it. It was a rigged deal and when you do that, they look very bad, but Their audios are good. I Love how much you love sharpies. I'm just realizing he signed everything with a commemorative sharpie Yeah, and then he threw the sharpies. They threw the Sharpie, yeah. His fans ate it. Good thing he's pardoning all the January 6th guys. I hope they get out and just do it over again.

Yeah. It would be great if they just immediately They just want to meet him. Go right back. Yeah. Just trying to get. They're upset at him because he didn't save them quick enough.

He did take a long time. Well, he couldn't do anything without being in the White House, right? No, he could have done it on his last, everyone was saying on his last day out of office, was he gonna pardon the January Sixers and then he didn't. Oh. Yeah, yeah.

Cause he was still, he was still the president for like two more weeks, that was the thing. Right, okay. Because January Six was when they ratified the election. Like how Biden pardoned his whole entire family. Yeah. As his last thing in office. Pretty hilarious. Trump could have done that with the January Sixers,

but he didn't. It's just a bunch of criminals and they do it right in front of us. Who, Hunter Biden? Just everybody. They're like, will the president, will he pardon all the criminals in his family? Yeah, he will.

All right, well I still care about these people for some reason. There's really nothing worse than a lame duck president who just lets the whole cabal run everything. Run everything. Just Nancy Pelosi, all of them behind them. There's nothing, you are lukewarm sir. You're lukewarm. You're neither cold nor hot. I spit you out of my mouth. Joe Biden. I spit you out of my mouth. Mm hmm. Joe Biden.

I spit you out. There's really nothing worse than just being nothing. At least do some shit. You see the selfie he took? One last selfie as president. He posted on Twitter. He was like, one last selfie for you all. Love you all.

And everyone's like, fuck you, die. I know. Every comment, fuck you, die. My favorite is they still tweet, there's no reason, and they'll just tweet like, I wish Trump the very best, and Topcom is like, I'll rape your granddaughter tonight. I'll rape your great-granddaughter to death.

I do love our country, because you'll just go on X, and he's, how old is Biden? Like 80? He's 81 or whatever. 81? The whole country's telling an 81-year-old to kill him. Yeah. It's amazing. He can barely walk. It'd be like if you went to a nursing home This is 81 or whatever. The whole country's telling an 81 year old to kill himself.

It's amazing. It'd be like if you went to a nursing home and were just flipping off a guy shitting himself. Eating applesauce. You go, I'm a great grandpa. We go, nobody gives a fuck. Die! You're an inch away from a hundred year old person

in a hospital bed going I mean it rules that we even had two 80 year olds running against each other There's just an insane Oh Trump's 80 Trump's I I think, or 78. Or like 80 on the dot, yeah. Well, he looks good for 80, and he's talking well, he's tight, he's doing long, long speeches, he just keeps going, staying in the pocket, being really funny. I think Adderall's good for longevity.

Really? I think a lot of those, I think a lot of Nazis that did meth lived really long lives. Okay, so this is an interesting thing. A lot of great creatives did meth, too. A lot of great of great art was made through math four to five cups of coffee a day Apparently there's health benefits to that and one of them is that it wards off like Alzheimer's and dementia and things like that Is that because caffeine makes you more engaging? So you use your brain? Yes, you doing stuff. I think that the reason people die quick

I think outside of heart disease or diabetes You're doing stuff. I think that the reason people die quick I think outside of heart disease or diabetes They just stop doing stuff and they sit at home and then their brains like well There's no reason for us to exist so like let's just shut the body down Yeah, you're doing Adderall you're doing you're doing five coffees a day. You're out there. You're doing dude He fucking spoke for 14 hours. I believe his day. Yeah, he's doing he he's doing a kaisen at like all day live stream right now So that's what keeps you alive just continually doing stuff It makes me wonder those like aspartame and like Adderall and McDonald's is actually bad for you because he's he's very There there's no brain fog. He's quick. He's great comebacks. Mm-hmm

I mean, there's really he's exquisite quick he's as quick as a Don Rickles. I would take him over anybody. Anybody. And his body's pumped with chemicals. I would take him over anyone in the country and go, no, he's going to destroy you. And yeah, if you cut his belly open, it would be like the Great White Shark in Jaws.

It would be like a license plate, pill bottle. It's like that Bob Dylan quote. You really do, you really don't discover who you are. You create who you are. And with Trump, it's mind over matter. You can eat McDonald's and take Adderall and drink 20 diet coke today. It doesn't matter. You are who you think you are. You tell people who you, I mean, it's a John. I love, I love John. It's, it's the perfect example of this because John is the one person on either of these podcasts who will go like no, dude I kick ass I rock and I kick ass and then you see the fans go like dude John kicks ass Retarded if you say who you are nine thousand times, it's like Chinese water torture for retards and they go to kicks ass

He said on the show of nine million times he goes do my motorbike fucking rocks and they go do John's motorbike fucking rocks That's how the culture works Is you and I think anytime people are arguing about politics like like geopolitical stuff the Fed whatever Everybody completely throws out the argument that 95% of our country's the most retarded person you've ever met in your life. Times. Yes, it's true.

Our country's made up of 400 million of the most retarded guy you've ever met in your life. There's a guy you tell other people about years later because he's so stupid. There's maybe 10 million people worth talking to. Yes, worth out of everybody. Yeah, there's 10 million people where if I had a random conversation, I'd go like,

that's a pretty cool guy. Yeah. That guy's really put together. Yeah. No, dude, I fucking, and it's the reason, like if I'm a little more anti-Trump, I worked in sales offices with nothing but old MAGA 50 year old weird SoCal weed smoker guys.

Conservative weed smoker weird swinger type shit guys. And they would literally have pictures of Donald Trump on their desk and little dolls that they would make kiss each other. The Trump bear. The Trump bear, yeah, Trump, he'd be like, got my Trump socks on today, gonna make a lot of sales. And I'm like, you don't deserve feet

to put those socks on. You're such a fucking retard. You're such a moron. Yeah. But I also, and I also want to say, I really do hope Biden dies horrifically very soon as well. It's still the funniest thing in the world to me that Biden sucked Netanyahu's cock

for fucking a year and a half. And then they just were like, actually Trump ended the ceasefire, we love him. It's the same exact deal. They just were like, you didn't suck our dick hard and fast enough, we came a little soft, so fuck you. We're Israel, we run everything. We're gonna return to the inauguration, there's the fucking jam-suit.

All of Israel's standing behind. They go, they're gonna come home. Yeah, they're gonna come home. And I'm like, so we're Israel. Yeah. Israel isn't separable from the United States at this point, right? It's the 51st stage. Dude, did you see fucking Fetterman?

Fetterman showed up at the inauguration. It's a prosthetic. Yeah. Fetterman showed up at the inauguration in shorts and as his come hoodie Yeah, and then they they showed when then Yahoo spoke he showed up in like the only suit that he owns because that's you know That's their God. It's fucking Israel It's Israel and fucking bankers and billionaires. That's all the yes. That's all the shit. Isn't that ceasefire fake? Yeah, it's a fake ceasefire That's what I'm not saying we don't know if he's saving face, but yeah

We're not yeah, I said Trump pulled him aside and was like. We don't know if he's saving face, but yeah. Where Nanyahu said Trump pulled him aside and was like, you know, we'll. He's like, we're running out of kids, reproduce. Yeah, let them fuck. Let them fuck. Let them fuck. We're running out of babies.

Yeah, he goes, it's like a fish farm. We've done a little too much sales, so we gotta pull back for a couple years. It's kinda like when an NBA team's winning too much and they need to like bench the starters. Yeah. They're like, for the, they're like we change the salary cap They go for the next year. We're only letting the retarded IDF guys fight We're putting the B team in no, I don't think it'll ever end over there. I think it's now

I think it's hell on earth forever. Yeah, no, and I don't think it'll ever be like a full complete genocide I think it'll just be war as long as we're alive. It'll just never stop. Yeah. It'll just be killing. It'll be like a video game over there forever and ever and ever and ever. And I hope to God that people start caring

about something else very soon. Cause I can't keep seeing it. Yeah. I can't keep seeing Israel. I can't keep. It's a bit, man. I can't. I can't I can't keep seeing Israel. I can't keep. It's a bit, man. I can't. And then talking about Israel every day,

if I keep hearing about it, I'm just gonna become like a fool anti-Semite. I would like for this to smash. It's actually really got some problems for me, eternally. I'm white-knuckling anti-Semitism right now. I'm looking at it like it's a pack of six. And I go, do they really get no interest on their bank loans for mortgages? Dude, my Jewish neighbors came to me on Saturday

and they go, hey, so the fires are coming. They were really close to the house. They go, we're not allowed to be on our phones today. So if you get an alert that we need to evacuate, you need to come tell me. And I'm like, I'm not the one. I'm like, buddy, you're burning. Buddy, your house is gauzy, because that's gone.

I'm going to conveniently forget to tell you, I'm going to be out of here two shakes of a lamb's tail, and I'm going to conveniently forget to tell you there's a wall of fire coming this way. Here's my version of telling you I'm closing the door to my car, and I go, hey, by the way, there's a fire we got here. It's like, oh, so God doesn't want

you to know if you're going to die oh, so God doesn't want you to know if you're gonna die in a fire. Isn't that supposed to be natural if you're not allowed to be on the? God doesn't want you to know if there's a fire coming. So, roll the dice. Yeah. Roll the dice.

Roll your weird little dice you have. Roll the dice. Spin the dreidel, take the ride. Don't depend on me. Old Gentile Ben Avery over here. Don't depend on me. And stop asking me to light your candle, it weirds me out.

Dude, I was like scratching my nuts through my sweatpants, she's like telling me like, please let us know, I'm like, duh, I'm not the one, dog. Dog. I'm not the fucking one. Dog, dog. That's gonna be a yikes for me, chief. Hey, that's a no-go, pal. Big guy.

You better crawl in those tunnels because that's the only way you're getting out of here. Cut to me going in their backyard like whittling two sticks together. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Yeah, yeah, cut to they look out their window, there's a burning fucking Star of David on their lawn.

Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Whoop, whoop, whoop. Cut to they look at their window. There's a burning fucking star of David on their lawn You tie yourself carpentry to be fucking it I suppose your neighbors, you know They would come over like every now and then like hey is everything okay? I'm like and like this is cheating just look at your phone I would annoy the shit of me if I had to put up with somebody's bullshit like that dude for 24 hours every weekend They can't be on their phone and they they can't do karaoke, which thank God. I can finally get some sleep. But they also, they cheat.

They cheat, so it doesn't even fucking matter. That's what I'm saying. They get you to come turn their stove on. They hire helpers. They hire samists. They put my stove on and they put me in this. I've been, with celebrating Holocaust Day, if you could come. Can you come put me in my house? All right, then we're celebrating Holocaust day But we need it we need seven Gentiles to try and kill us for Holocaust day

And can I give $20 for Israel, please I'm not mature enough to think about Israel and Palestine I'm not mature enough to think about Israel and Palestine. So it's time as a country we really move the fuck on. Or you're just gonna breed more and more. I don't want this hate to be in my heart. I wanna be an all loving, I don't want this. I don't wanna see a star, David, on a billboard and go, like, roll my eyes. I wanna be okay with everybody. I'm on a billboard and go, like, click, roll my eyes. Yeah, it's weird. I just, I wanna be okay with everybody.

I don't want to have an enemy. Yeah. Watch. Whoa! Jesus! Holy shit! Okay, time's up. All right!

Hey, we're back. Hey, the patron just went up 100 bucks. My bad, that was a real Freudian slip. That was like, your racism was tired of Jews and you just had to get out another one. It's like get it on the popular subject. Damn, that was the first hard R on the show. Yeah, no, you've said it before.

No. Yes, you have. No, I have not. No, he said the A. Oh, well. He was doing the NWA thing. Well, you know what what actually then I think the fans will respect me more for doing hard I don't go halfway Ben and a true lib Self-righteous lib fashion. He thinks he can say the n-word. Hmm much like Bill Maher Yeah, or David Cross where they think they could say it. Yeah. Yeah, that would be funny

If I if I if I went real just, I think I'm one of the good ones. You're so progressive, you say hard R. Yeah, that was a George. You're like, I have many black friends I annoy. That was a George Floyd-ian slip. Wow. Sigmund Floyd. It was a classic Floyd-ian slip.

Yeah, Sigmund Floyd looks at a cigar. He's like, man, I'd love to kneel in that. Yeah, damn. Yeah, sorry about that. That was a real slip off. What was your point? You said if I see a hard R on TV. I don't, no, no, no. I was trying to say inauguration.

Like I'm saying, I don't want to watch the inauguration and See one of the Jan six parents with her like yellow sleeve thing on looking so indignant and I'm just immediately I'm like how many fucking apartment complexes do you own and you're acting like the most fucking torched person on earth or whatever You're your your government let October 7th happen and you orchestrated this whole thing Yeah, yeah, they could have had the hostages two weeks in and they just wanted to bomb people so they didn't. I hate Brett Gellman. I hate Brett Gellman, he should die. He ruined Mad Men for me.

No, no, but here's the thing, see, in CEO you're getting heated, you're already in the wrong, you're already fucking up. Because this isn't gonna improve your life. I know, I wanna go up to them and be like, listen, you guys gotta stop because you're ruining my shows. You know, you got my co-host saying the N-word.

It's non-stop. We can go away from it for four or five months, but it always comes back up. It always comes back. It always comes back up. That old familiar song. Yeah, anyway. But Brett Gellman did run that man.

I watched 70 episodes in a row and then he's in the very last episode out of nowhere. The most evil thing about Israel though is the hate that it exposes in everyone's hearts and minds. Well, hate breeds hate. On either side of like hurt people, hurt people. Exactly, exactly. The great revelator, Devin Costner.

What are you calling yourself now, RepubliDev? RepubliDev. I like that, I like that you're taking back the name. No more, yeah, no more DemDev, I'm RepubliDev. If any of you think that Devin is on your side, anybody out there in the comments, I wanna let you, may I remind you, the cloth he is cut from his father fled to Sweden

Trump won and I send his genes my dad's an expat. Mm-hmm Devin You're doomed to become your father. We all are doomed to become our father. So we're gonna become more Republican over time You're gonna become more live more live Yeah, I can't remember if I said that did I tell you guys the the thing yesterday about my dad sending me that Yahoo news article? Yes, I apologize. I think the episode's not coming out. Okay, that was the that was the disastrous one The thing yesterday about my dad sending me that Yahoo News article. Yes Is not coming out. Okay, that was the that was the disastrous one We're recording again today because they got Devin and Jace got in a fight about Kobe Bryant and LeBron James for like an hour Yeah, it actually was also the episode We had a weird energy. It was a weird energy. Yeah. Yeah, well, I think we were Story was hilarious. We're a little

Cut it up and let's put it on the patreon those 45 minutes that were really good Yeah, well, we already have a patreon coming out Friday And a little bit it episodes about Lynch and Jeff. Yeah. Oh, yeah Yeah Yeah, but give them a little some extra Throw a little some for the maybe the Yellow Kings or something. Okay, well we have to put out the episode uncut for the Yellow Kings. It's really un-listenable probably in the last 20 minutes. That's okay, they can just stop at that part I guess.

Don't give them any more ammo. Jace was trying to get Pevin mad. Talking sports to our fan base would be like, I don't think. Talking pussy to our fan base. By the way, speaking of Libs, he got triggered. You want to talk about getting triggered. He got triggered when you said LeBron was better than Kobe.

I know, it was actually fun. I was just drunk enough to be like, what? We went till like one in the morning and then I. And I know that's a con, people think that, but I just thought I had an ally with you. Sure, sure, but it was fun because we had a row till one in the morning. then I. And I know that's a con, people think that, but I just thought I had an ally with you. Sure, sure, but it was fun because we had a row till one in the morning. We had a great night actually.

Ben left and I turned it down and I go, this is great, I watch you get in fights with people all the time, I never get to join in, so this is my chance. It was fun, it was fun. Good clean fun. Patreon.com slash Limit Party to go listen to that. Jay's first hard R of Limit Party. Hey, it's been a. Thank you to that. Jay's first hard R of Lemon Party. Hey, it's been an honor slurring with you gentlemen.

It's been an honor to slurb with you. Yeah. Sir. Sir! So yeah, I think that's it, right? Yeah, that's it. Exciting times. Exciting times exciting I can't I'm gonna watch see what else he signs. I hope

He makes McDonald's great again I hope the 90s come back in the biggest and brightest way and I hope we experience economic Prosperity, I know desperately need it out. I thought you were becoming Impossible to live. Yeah. I would actually love it if the 80s came back. There's a lot of bad stuff, but I'd love it if we're all just booming and making money and, you know. Yeah. It wasn't so hard to like...

Shit is so hard for everybody right now. It wasn't so hard to get by, you know? Yep, because of DEI. Because of DEI. It's hard to get by with a damn DEI. Can't get them work is because of damn DEI. As I said earlier, let the games begin. Begin. Bye everybody.

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