lemonparty - 120: The Last Supper

Episode Date: February 11, 2025

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Well he did admit it admit to beating women. Yeah, it's a... Earlier today. Kanye. He's trying to lose custody of his kids. Kanye goes, I've hit women. Kanye was? He goes, I've hit women.

By Kanye. We all hit women. I hit women. He said, let me start by saying I have hit women before. I have hit women before. Yeah, that's... I didn't know about this. He's a really honest guy. Hey, honest A.

I know. Honest, hold on. He is? Honest A. Yeah, honest guy. That's it. He's really started to, and I'll tell you why he's making me sad now,

is I don't think this is schizophrenia anymore. I think this is a desperate need for attention. Yeah, because he was doing it the entire Super Bowl. He's like the kid who would draw fake cutting marks on his arm and then go to school. Yeah. Because he wants people to be worried about him. Right.

I just, I read the tweets and I go, his heart is not in this at all. I don't feel it. No, I know, they're hack. This is not schizophrenia, this is the same as. I looked at it and I was like, this is hack racism. Like, get it together. He's also like the boy who cried wolf at this point. Yes, yeah. Where it's we're like I know I don't care

You can say the worst possible thing in the world, and I'm just like it literally doesn't matter cuz he's done it so many times That yeah, like here's that the ears. Yeah Yeah, the show's fucking over No, we took a break for a year and a half right there You're giving glory The face you put your hole in the stall Joe I'm replaced it's official Just like that you did the De. Joey, I'm replaced. It's official. Just like that. You did the De Niro soy face, too.

Yeah. I saw what you did. Here's De Niro. You could prepare for this moment. How, how, huh? Huh? Ha ha ha! Where, where, where, where?

It's veggie chicken. Look at this veggie chicken. Oh, what? Oh my god. Oh my goodness. That was fantastic. That was a rare Joey LaFleur soy face. That's one of a kind. One of a kind.

A one for one. That's a one for one. We're turning Joey's soy face into an NFT. Hey guys, I'm really sorry about that soy face going. I was really afraid of that. I'm so sorry that we all lost like $400 million on the short face meme and the coin and whatnot. Are you talking about the talk to a lady who's crying?

She had a name claim. Yeah, she was in her apology. I listened to a little, she's like, I'm sorry, y'all, it's just the Jews tricked me to do it. That's what she was kind of saying. Yeah. And I believe her, honestly. She's like, I trusted two Jews

and then they robbed my fans of $400 billion. Well, she's probably like 400 person hell-billy town. Yes. Yeah. And then she did like a blow job joke, exposed. She revealed her own ignorance on a goddamn Blowjob, and she goes like yeah I you got a spit on cocks for the best blowjobs and then they caught on video in same thing to say Quite true, but hey listen don't worry about that and now she's like

Like she's like She's that the massive fraud Yeah, yeah, she's Kevin Bacon lost all his money again on onto a coin You know what? Here's the funny thing about it at all is Bill Maher tried to warn her About this and said take responsibility remember when she went on Bill Maher's podcast? Oh, was it a, yeah, it was a great up. Great up.

It was a Bill Maher of the Club Random. Club Random podcast, as we know. Of course. Did you see it last night? I ran into Bill Maher last night. You really did? I was having a milkshake at a diner.

Are you sure it was him? It was him, I saw the video. Did he have a black whore with him? I have video of him. He had a whore with him, was not black, which is rare, because I've seen him three times now. He always has some sort of Native American whore, black whore.

Could have been his clone. He wasn't fucking this woman. No. She wasn't black? This was not a black woman? Not a black whore. That's fake, it wasn't Bill Maher. That was an assistant, yeah, or not Bill Maher.

Yeah, that was somebody running his accounts. I have no idea, it could have been his, maybe his daughter. You saw him outside of Dobrik's Pizza? I walked from Dobrik's Pizza, I walked by the comedy store, I saw someone detestable on the patio, so I kept walking.

All the way to Mel's. Can I show the video? Let's play it on this, why not? Of what? Bill Maher at the restaurant. Oh, do you have it? Oh, okay. She took a video of it Oh, yeah, email it to me and I could play I could play a drop. Yeah. Yeah, keep talking Well, no, you can uh, no no email email me. I got you cuz this is a PC We want to we want a real this is like a pirate radio ship here. This is pretty old-school

Yeah, thisschool. Yeah It's really crazy that I've spent away less money on my setup and we could do way more By the way, this is blue. You're right. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You're right. Why are you mad about all this? We literally found out we can't watch videos we can watch we can't play audio if we have a guest you've known This for years don't act. Well. We actually have it because we never have guests We hate other people This is our best friend So he's Joey was with us at a Super Bowl party. Yeah, yeah, we're at a Super Bowl party dogs were attacking people Super Bowl party. Yeah.

We were at a Super Bowl party, dogs were attacking people. A dog. A baby got bit by a dog. A dog bit your child. Yeah. My daughter was bit by a dog. By a dog. Mouled by a dog.

Mouled by a dog. I gotta say, I was considering being like, hey, we're gonna take legal action. We're gonna have a dog killed. I know, I was telling Devin, I thought it'd be so funny if I just got up, and I'm like, we have to put the dog down. You understand if a dog bites you,

or your baby, or anybody. Car Blanc. You now have, it's up to you whether it lives or dies. Yeah. Did you know that? I just called. When a dog bites your baby, you become Judge Dredd. We could have that dog killed.

We could drive over there right now and Matthew Shepard that dog. We could shoot it in the head and call the cops and tell them what happened. They go, okay. I called Sheriff Villanueva and he said, he goes, he goes, yeah, we're pretty busy. Just do as you see fit. We're pretty busy. Is the dog black?

He goes, we'll send a gun. Is it a black guy? Is the dog a black guy? He goes, there's a white dog? No. We only kill pit bulls. So, so. Sorry. We can send a Chinese guy over who's not a police officer.

See what he can do. Yeah, in LA they'll send a damn DEI hire to come kill the dog. Damn, and it doesn't even get here in time because it crashes. Yeah. We don't know how to drive or fly. Send a damn furry sheriff.

Damn DEI dog. A furry. DEI furries. A queer. It's a gay guy guy will come over and kill my, kill the dog. You go hey. A gay black, a gay black woman. This dog just bit my baby

and then a fucking drag show shows up. And they just. They read my daughter a book. Fucking like, analy rape each other. Hi, we're here to read the baby a book in a library. We're here to read. We're drag queens. We're here to read the baby a book in a library. Mm-hmm Queens we're here to read a book about how the age of consent is actually fucked up To your baby and then we're gonna go we're gonna give it vaccines when you're not looking it sucks That's what we do

It sucks ass when you want to be like like you want to you want to rage against the Drag and then you look into the drag queen stuff for a second You go damn it. That's it's real. What do you mean the drag queen? Yeah drag queens rage against the drag queen? Yes, there you go Dykes on parade Okay, go back to it. I'm gonna find this very soon. Yeah, I'm waiting for... I keep checking my channel.

Joey, guys, keep going! Listen... I guarantee you, by the way... Joey's gonna get porn on his phone. I guarantee you, for the last five minutes, Joey's been trying to type in his passcode. I'm not even close to the end. He's still not on his home page. He see me... Hey, okay. Hey, Otter. Otter. I'm not even close to the end of the job. He's still not on his home page.

Hey, OK. Hey, Otter. Get back to the goddamn clips you do here, pal. I'm trying to do a big Bill Maher thing. Are you on your phone yet? I have Bill Maher footage. Do we have the footage yet? Why don't you mind your own business?

Why don't you entertain people for once? OK? I mean, for God's sakes, buddy. It's insane that Ben's letting you be on this show. Joey, where's the damn footage? Okay, listen, do you have anything? Joey, you said you had footage. Stop distracting me wacko, I have it. It is coming.

Alright, send it. Ben, why don't we kick him off? Here's what I think we do, I think we slowly, we replace Devin with you. And then a couple months later, you have John replace me one day. I got it before. I like that. And then Connor replaces Ben.

And then it's finished. I started sleeping in Devin. Right, and then we- Devin has to live in my apartment. Right. I take over the house. Ooh. And the studio.

I like that. I like that. And then you ran us out. We do Haywatch together now all three of us He gets confused I have to find this already pulled it up. I got it right here. He's got it He didn't send it. How'd you get it? Because I just went to discord. I found This is it Bill Maher walks in see this is Bill Maher right here. So we're all sitting at this diner

There he is. That's Bill Maher That's right, that's like a sass watch sighting he's wearing the Canadian tuxedo easily Kendrick That's like a sass watch sighting he's wearing the Canadian tuxedo easily Kendrick Yeah, it's pedophiles. You can see is not black. See the lady not black Mmm, oh, that's the that's the bitch he was yeah And he sits right in front and faces the entrance and then acts very upset What everybody comes in and immediately see oh phone. And goes, oh dude, you're a fucking faggot. What is this? And he keeps going, no, no, no. Where were you?

You're the fucking giga. Mel's Diner. You were at Mel's Diner and Bill Maher was there. I always see him in Hollywood. The great Maher. I see him all over. Could it be that he hired a back pages whore thinking he was black, she showed up white, and he's like, well I'm not a piece of shit, let's go grab a bite to eat.

I'm not gonna fuck you because you have white pussy, which I find disgusting. Because I'll buy you a fucking sandwich. I'll buy you a Denver Almond. I won't eat your stupid white pussy though. Because I love black pussy. I'm Bill Maher. I'm Bill Maher and I love black horns.

I'm at Mel's diner. I'm going to finger fuck this black horse. Oh, for a patty now. I'll get you some lot sticks and a couple, you know a patty knife. Sorry they don't have fried chicken. You're a black whore. I come to Mel's Diner and I go get me a Southwest egg roll and the blackest woman you have in the kitchen. Please.

Anything below Dominican I'll go for it. He just walks into a Roscoe's and he just points at a table and I'll go for it. He just walks into a Roscoe's, and he just points at a table, I'll take you. He's got the big Calvin candy suit on. Honey, you're coming with me. Uh-huh, really? $500 for your slimmiest ghetto bitch.

Your wett is bitch, please $500 what's funny is we're sitting there as soon as we walk in there's a huge crash. There's a huge pop We see through the windows. There's a car that flipped the other way Went over like no no facing the other way to and two cars banged up So this car is all fucked up this lady gets out and she's just texting She gets out of the car They put her in a ambulance shows up. They put her in a stretcher She's in the stretchers like that

She's texting on her phone the whole time as they're putting her in the in the ambulance and ice from this emerges Bill Maher and this lady and I'm like, oh my god It's been more my guys boom and I I still don't know if he came from the, like I don't know if he got hit. And just was like, all right, fuck this shit. And he just walked out of the car, crossed the street, and got an ambulance. Bill Maher, you saw Bill Maher.

A club random fan. You're a third time. He went down the street from us. Not the way Ben. And he escaped death. He had a Meet Joe Black scenario, if you're aware of that. He went down the street from us. And how do we bend? And he escaped death. He had a Meet Joe Black scenario, if you're aware of that piece of shit. I know Joe Black.

I love that movie. It was, you know, critics didn't like it. It's a fun film with Brad Pitt. Sure. And Anthony Hopkins. Yes. He escaped death, Bill Maher did, and what did he do?

Because he's an atheist, he doesn't believe in God anyway. What does he give a shit? Maher? He, and I, by the way. He the way is a hunk because I called you and you go You go why is he even going to a restaurant? He doesn't eat. Yeah, he doesn't eat food. He doesn't eat like burgers He doesn't eat anything. Yes, what he had was he get like Mel's diner. He's like I'll take the raw cashews He actually was eating cooked food. I'll give you that as a what was he like eggs eggs and spin it He was actually ordering ordering that that gay ass He actually was eating cooked food. I'll give you that as a hint. What was he eatin'? Like eggs, eggs and spinach. He was actually ordering that gay ass

LGBTQ bullshit that you order. Where you get like a really healthy omelet that sucks my ass and you act like it's great cause you put a bunch of hot sauce on it. He got a bullshit omelet? He got a bullshit cost omelet. I don't do that. There was avocado, he does this all the time.

Avocado, you think avocado is like something? Yeah, it's your queer It's like costa omelette There's like, I'm sure every time I forgot that There's like bacon and like cheese in my omelette Hey, Mr. Marr, what? Are you ordering the costa omelette?

Sure, here we go Would you like us to jack off in that omelette for you? That big queer omelet? Bill Maher walked in and he goes, I'll take whatever that faggot's not eating. Pointing at me. Yeah, he points at you. I had a huge milkshake.

Yeah. I had a big milkshake. I'm sure he was disgusted by that. He's disgusted by you. He could also be a barn ass. You're Bill Maher's ultimate enemy. Bill Maher would hate you so much. He would hate me so much. He'd hate me so much.

He'd hate you so much. Also the audio. I know. The video. Oh, god. On the video we played, there's the audio. If you could play the audio, we didn't do it on this. But I heard the one with the audio.

And somebody is in the background going, like, oh, that's Bill Maher. Really? Yes. The listeners from the show walked all the way from the venue where we had the sold out cringe, thank you for everybody for coming out. And then we went to the comedy store and- He just stuck his dick in a chocolate milkshake.

But so one of them said like, oh, that's Bill Maher loudly. Yeah, he goes, put two milkshakes together so I can put it in their titties, and I'll stick my dick between the glasses. I'll take a fudge milkshake, and I'm gonna fuck the shit out of it. And he puts $300 out of the table. Sprinkling a vial of cocaine on the chocolate milkshake,

and then sticking his cock in it. You could see him putting a Hershey shell on her pussy. Sprinkling fudge on her pussy, making it black. Yeah, shaving it, little chocolate shavings. Yeah. He's a disgusting man. Did you go up to Bill Maher? Did you say anything?

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And it is good. It's good. So thank you you Ruby's flowers. God bless you Ruby's flowers. Good luck and good night Yeah, he hates I don't exist to him I would have anyone come up to him and say they're a big fan of him like he gives a fuck I would have I think they would have been nice if you were to say hi to him Right. Yeah, and now if I know you if you love it, you're like shipping by the way If I came up to bill maher and I said hey, I'm a huge what if I go to bill bard I said hey, I know a lot of people come up. They say they're a big fan of you. They're starstruck everything

I just want to tell you that your work means a lot to me Do you think he would have kind of perked up let me shake your hand Yeah, like why'd you come here with a bunch of furries? I you know what the guys that look like they've they've uh, you know, what do you know their parents? You're here with the eraser head baby and the bride of Chuck What's going on? Those are your fans. Do you think he would have appreciated it if I told them that I'm an ex-Christian? I'm like Bill. I want to let you know for a long time I believed in God and Jesus in the Bible and then I watched your documentary in your show and let me buy your own

Let's sit down right now. You go. Yeah change my life. You go. You made me believe in nothing I used to believe in God, then I watched your comedy and I don't anymore. What's religious? I have no idea what that is. No, you're saying I watched your Carson from 87 and I said why would God let this happen? What just God?

Oh man. I'm very jealous you met Barr. I would've. You didn't meet him. I called you guys. I was like, come, come. You guys are wasting time at the Comedy Store, which sucks ass.

Every time you guys go to the Comedy Store, it's the worst. It sucks. We're drinking. It's a hack behind. It's awful. But I got to look at, you know, Ryan Johnson has his name on the wall

and I fucking love that guy. You know what's funny? Ryan Johnson, the CEO of United L. Ryan Johnson. And then there was Lori, Lori O'Flanagan. Yep. Yeah. Remember her work in the late 70s? We were reading names off the wall

and Dev was just going like, oh, Laura on Laura, I love that. I named 15 names in a row and not a single person had a clue what I was talking about. And then by the on, I love that. I named 15 names in a row and not a single person had a clue what I was talking about. And then, by the way, you named 15 names in a row and then I pointed to one section of the wall that just written in was Ace Hardware. Ace Hardware.

That's one of the names written on the wall. And you did cursive Ace Hardware. It's a cursive Ace Hardware on the comedy store wall. You keep going, it's like Pepsi, like Coca-Cola. Yeah, Funyuns. Funyuns, yes. Yeah, Dr. Anthony Fauci, like Coca-Cola. Yeah, Funyuns. Funyuns, yes. Yeah, Dr. Anthony Fauci. It makes no sense.

You go through the wall, and it should be actually like a Vietnam War memorial. It should be the names of everybody Paulie Schloer ranked in the 80s. You keep going, you're like, hey, Flo, the progressive woman. The Geico caveman. The Geico caveman was here.

Yeah. Soon Ye, Woody Allen's daughter. It never ends. Dylan Farah, her name's on the wall. Just all these comedy victims. Woody Allen's cum is on her name. He spelled it in his cum. And then you have to, you know,

there's always somebody that's, somebody that tries to have some power over you for a second. They don't let you in They like make you they like make you like go through like a little rigmarole to like get in or whatever and they go like Oh, dude, don't worry. I got you in at the the kitchen bar. Yeah, I'm like, I don't give a shit Yeah, all these people should be burned I can't believe you didn't like bring Mara to the comics. You should have brought more to the Comedy Store He goes, what is this? He does the Mara Mara to the comedy store. You should have brought Mara to the comedy store. He goes, what is this place?

He does, Mara doesn't do like comedy clubs. Well, you would have like charmed him and things like that, Ben. Do you think he would do Cringe? You think he'd do- I think so. Me and Connor's show. I think he'd do the podcasts.

I think that's what you go for. If it was- I would love to get on Club Random. I think I'd be a home run. I think I could convert Bill Maher to like Catholicism or something. If I went and studied for a year, I became Catholic. I think I could get him.

I think I could actually get him. Actually, you know what? I think you gotta start Bill Maher Hindu. You gotta convert him to like a Zen Buddhist. How old is he, 70? Yeah, he's like seven years old. You're not getting in with anything dude a lot dude A lot of people become religious later in life. No, I know they've been pieces of shit their whole life

But they have a come to Jesus, but that's the beauty of Mark. He thinks he's the one true glowing Mark could literally like walk by Richard Dreyfuss and put a cigarette out on his forehead and be like I'm a really great guy as He's playing a cigarette And on his forehead and be like, I'm a really great guy. As he's putting a cigarette out on Richard Dreyfus' head. Bill Maher would look at Ben and he goes, you're a white faggot. He goes, me, I'm down. You're not like the real N words I know. And then he would say it.

How do you possess confidence like Bill Maher? Cause I would love to have that, fuck you, I don't give a shit about you. You possess confidence cause you- I'm brilliant, you're not. He's a hard worker. He eats three almonds a day. And he has a little bit of raw milk.

And it's like all, you know, he maintains like the perfect amount. And then he just studies his act the whole day. What's his act? Three almonds and study your act. He goes real time. He goes, new rules. Are you unaware of new rules? I don't goes real time, he goes new rules. Are you unaware of new rules?

I don't watch real time. He does new rules. Sometimes I see clips because Rogan used to share them. New rule, wake up, dumbass. New rules, learn how to more. Why don't you fucking take an interest in more. Yeah. All right.

Every Friday night he does does noodles, okay? Like when Andrew Schultz looks into the camera and does the- He was celebrating. He was celebrating. He just dominated Friday night. Put up a 70 point performance. And he showed up to Mel's, and I'm sure he ate some eggs with spinach,

and he goes, I'm being a little crazy tonight. And then he went home, and I'm sure he killed the white woman he was with and then he called over a black whore I want to point out by the way you can see yourself He set himself directly in front of the door facing the door. So everybody that came and goes, oh my god That's Bill Maher and he was like guys. I'm he was like not into shaking hands or taking pictures He could have sat in the back based away away. I've seen celebrities come in places.

They face away, they go in the back, they wear a ball cap, not him. He goes, guys, guys, I'm just here to be insufferable by myself. If you'll, I can't be an insufferable cocksucker for the fans right now. They sit down. She puts a bag over her head.

She looks down as he talks to the bag. I can guarantee if you go to Bill Maher's Beverly Hills house, because I looked this up, because I found out where he lives. And is that where he records the podcast? At Club Random? It is at his home. He records Club Random in his basement.

He does. That's his real basement. Yeah, this is his real basement. And that existed before he had the podcast Club Random. The basement? Yeah, that lame ass basement. It used to be full of black women in chains But now it's his basement looked like the gallows of the slave ship coming to America

He released them they were stacked like matches just side-by-side He released them and they had to run in a zigzag formation and he shot Yeah, like they were in Apocalypto. Everybody knows, once a year, Bill Maher goes to Ghana and he does Apocalypto with Black Horse. Everyone knows this. Everyone knows this.

Black Alepto. We can move on. Bill Maher does Apocalypto. He always, Bill Maher loves Apocalypto. He gets a black horse on top of a big ziggurat, cuts her head off and rolls down, and then he goes, he goes, I needed this. You guys joke, he's one of the few people

that are atheists not because he doesn't fill anything deep down. He's an atheist because of his ego. He's like, how could there be a God? I'm God. I am God. I am God. How could there be something bigger than me?

Really? He's just a cynical retard. He's cynical, he's jaded. He's like, oh, I don't know. Devon thinks he's brilliant. Devon loves him. He's a a cynical retard. He's cynical. He's jaded. He's like, oh, I don't know. Devon thinks he's brilliant. Devon loves him. He's a cynical dumbass. Yeah, I should have actually put my shirt on. Devon has a club random shirt in his closet.

I have a club random shirt. Sometimes I'll come over, he's wearing a club random shirt, and he's watching club random. He's watching club random and club random merch. That's it. Well, Devon. Did you know this about Devon? I never seen him do- I was there when he bought the club random shirt.

I have a club random shirt. We were watching club random and club random merch. I was there when he bought the club random shirt. I have a club random shirt. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. I remember. He's watching Club Random and Club Random merch. That's it. Well, did you know this about Devon?

I was there when he bought the Club Random shirt. We were watching Club Random, like we do every night. What is with you guys? Why are you guys being so weird right now? Hey, you watch your social media private? No, I own a Club Random shirt. Devon got hooked when Judd Apatow came on I've talked to this many times. Yeah What what Judd and Quentin? Yeah, they talk shop

they came on and they they like they told me about the beauty of like of like Israel and and They talked about you know, like how how? You know women are actually like the funniest people on earth and stuff, and so I was like, I gotta buy a Club Random shirt. You had to, to support him, really. It's not even about his guests. It's about the man himself. Yeah, he could go solo.

I don't know why he has anybody on. I would love. I don't know if he knows he has people on. I would love to hear him go off for an hour. He's playing ball. He's in a new space, he needs guests, he needs the exposure, unfortunately, because we live in a world where the cream doesn't rise to the top now,

so he has to have Oktua on, but then, Oktua's audience comes in, listens, and they go, this Bill Maher guy's actually a brilliant genius, he's like Hitchins. We're talking, sharing out, new rules is actually tremendous. I love new rules. There's nothing better than new rules.

Cause you go the whole episode, and then he goes, okay, thanks. He literally shoves off all these people he had on. He goes, that's enough of you now. And he starts, and he goes off. He goes off. Every Friday. Every Friday.

I'm excited on Fridays. I come home on a Friday, and I'm a little drunk or tipsy. And I go, I literally, I go. I hurt you? I go, oh my Friday and I'm a little drunk or tipsy. And I go, hey. I literally, I go, I hate you. I go, oh my God, I think Mar, I think Mar went off tonight. You'll leave a party early to go watch New Rules. I literally have left many parties early

to watch New Rules. Weddings, funerals, you book it. I don't care, I don't go to funerals. I tell people I won't be there. You go, Bill Maher doesn't believe in that. I go, Bill, there's no God. There's no God? I call everybody, I go, there's no God.

Sorry, there's no God. The last time Devin went to a funeral, he had stood up midway through, he goes, he's in the ground. I go, your mom's gone. She didn't see anything, nothing happened. It's over. There's a bunch of goo in her veins

and she'll be eaten by worms. It's darkness. It's never ending darkness. Devin's putting his hand on a tiny coffin and says, this is bullshit. Your son is gone. This is bullshit. All smug, really smug and calm. No, yeah, standing next to a three foot long coffin. This is bullshit. All smug, really smug and calm.

No, yeah, standing next to a three foot long coffin. This is bullshit. This is, frankly, this is bullshit. This is bullshit. Yeah. And Mara wouldn't stand for this. He's like a Magyarfin, but instead of making a bunny disappear, it's a baby skeleton.

Yeah, he throws a tablecloth and he pulls it, it's gone. He goes, and that's where he is now, he's gone. Your baby's dead. She can't. God, God, a baby skeleton. No, but you know, Mar is you know more is there's no one better Then you should have come in this brought him or come with us He's actually great, but there's no this is how great he is because John Stewart spawned a lot of people who?

Imitated him and copied him a lot of copycats right Bill Maher. He's one of one no one can even attempt to be yeah I mean who's even come close really? He's actually a lone ranger, Mar. People act like there's no guy that does, you know, there's no, Patrice said this, there's no guy that does it his own way, the lone way, he's alone. Bill Mar actually is on an island.

This guy quote black people all the time on your show, is that what this is? Cause I'm about to take out of here, if that's what Patrice. Patrice? I quote a Patrice? Hey guys, if that's what is? Cause I'm about to take out of here if that's what this is. Patrice? I quote a Patrice? Hey guys, if that's what this is, I'm gonna go home. Well, Patrice said it. No, Joey told us we're not allowed to quote black people.

You cut that out? Joey, I'm actually saying Patrice said it. Do that again around me, I'm gonna flip out. No, Joey, I actually haven't hit record yet. I'm saying Patrice was wrong. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Because he didn't understand Bill Maher's presence. People go like there's no guy,

there's no guy out there doing it his own way. Bill Maher's literally, not a single person in comedy likes Bill Maher and he dominates. Everyone hates Bill Maher, yet there's some guy, I don't know who these people are, but they fucking love him. Okay, so he, for a long time you you are one of them by me We all love all of them are I think it's all I'm saying these guys like he's a lone rain. It's all like I Ironically, it's like ironic love could be only it's ironic cuz he's actually okay

Yes, yes, like I'm you you know, every Bill Maher, every Friday, on Real Time, there's, he does his monologue and he does his jokes and there's always a guy in the back that goes, woo! There is, there is. Woo! I'm not kidding. That's you?

Every single Friday, I go, I can't believe they picked me up that well on the mics. That's Devon from his house actually. I'm there every Friday. Yeah. Woo, woo, yeah, woo, yeah, woo. There's, it's, you know, it's actually not me. Just some fucking loser.

But I'm fascinated by who that man is. Every week of my life It's the same guy every time he should be put in prison there's a man there's Multiple men out there because it's not the same guy every week. There's multiple and feel like they pass a torch They go home and they hand a torch to another There's some guy doing Ben every single They hand a torch to another Every single Friday yes, Bill Maher makes a really hacky joke and there's one guy that goes He's unstoppable this guy yeah, and he goes home and he hands a hack torch to another guy

and the guy goes, I'll take it from here. And he goes to the studios in Burbank. Or whatever. And he sits in the crowd and he goes, woo yeah! Woo! Woo! Bill Margeaux. And it's been me a few times.

Sure. I've gone a couple. I've gone a couple. Would you actually go to a taping of Bill Maher with me? I will 100%. We should all legitimate. 100% go to a taping of Bill Maher with you. 100%.

Usually make money to go to those. I will go. Yeah. Make like 60 bucks. Where they film it? I have no idea. Probably Burbank. I will go.

Probably. Unless that's in his basement too, who knows? I think it's in Burbank. I will go probably unless that's it My dad went once and I thought my dad My dad literally went once like there's like 15 years ago My dad said he like one with his friends like see Bill Maher and my dad he wasn't I know my dad's like like Yes, it's it's yeah, but he he didn't my dad went and I was like assuming my dad would like love it and even my dad was like Your dad was like, I mean I get it at a certain point. My dad was like he was a faggot They just gave us $700,000 man. Listen, I didn't like to show We should we should go and we should all be the woo guy for every joke we

should and by the end yeah he's doing some smart joke where he's like secretary the treasury more like secretary of my ass so then we go Ah! Ah! We just screamed. Gun rolls around. Ah! Yeah, like somebody's digging a bullet out of our thigh. We're screaming.

We just, in their crack going, mommy! Mom! Mom, mommy! Bill Maher, hurt me, hurt me, it feels good. But we need to investigate this man There's a man out there. I'm not kidding every Single Friday. Yeah, there's a guy in the crowd that goes. Yeah We got a pilot a wanted poster for this guy

I don't know who he is, but I want I like to think that it's one guy and then right before he's about to die He like like the Green Lantern he has to hand it off to another guy. Like his spirit passes into somebody else. I got an idea. We go to taping and we scope it out. We spread around, all four of us, front, back, left and right. We go in there in glorious bastard style and tuxedos and everything, undercover, in disguise.

And we keep a lookout for who's wooing. We follow that guy home Unbreakable style Bruce Willis we wait for it's raining. We're rain ponchos. We sneak into the house. Yeah We we go up to the guy's bedroom. We go up to him time to It is bedroom We hold him down like Daniel Penny. In his bedroom. His bedroom is horrifying. There's Club Random posters all over the wall.

Every Bill Maher special poster on the wall. Bill Maher vinyls. There's the notebooks from seven, but they just have new rule written over and over and over again and so. Scrawled all across the room. Scrawled. There's posters all over the room that say like,

sorry God, you're bullshit. There's a big bonfire of Bibles across the room. Scrawled. There's posters all over the room that say like, sorry God, you're bullshit. There's a big bonfire of Bibles and the Quran. Yeah. And then we just hold. There's a Gita. He's burning every religious text there. And then we just, we see that and we hold them down and we all just piss on them.

We all just like, and really throffy, dehydrated, throffy piss. Yes. Bubbly piss. Are you not aware of what I'm talking about? Do you not watch real time? You're not a real time guy? I like what Andrew Schultz does.

I like his version of that. Flagrant too? Yeah, cause Andrew does the thing, right? Where it's kind of the same. Cause Rogan shares both of those things. Sometimes he shares the Bill Maher thing. Schultz does. Schultz does.

Sometimes he shares the Schultz one. Yeah. Yeah. Am I wrong? Doesn't he do that? Well, I mean, I don't know you're being really disrespectful to Mar With that comparison in my opinion. Oh, so it sounds like he's pissing you off. I'm at his desk It's kind of it's kind of well, so then what is it? He is asking? What is the a lot of what Mar does you're exposing me right now on my own on my own show You're exposing me a lot of what he says. It's kind of over my head. It's too quick. It's too brilliant I can't really that's what I was saying

I feel it makes me feel dumb and it makes me realize I'm a bit of Mars Mars on another plane Yeah, then you it's discouraging to see an artist who has a brushstroke like that more is Mars on another plane That is true. It's a whole other level of thinking. I can't dial it to that frequency. Devin was being crazy earlier, but he is on another plane. And it's like also another plane on you. Thank you. No, I have a problem with me sometimes.

I'm just like, you know, I'm thinking like Mar. No, no, I meant Bar is on another plane from you as well. Oh, no, I know Really are you fucking cocksucker? Every ten word probably he does he really does. Yeah, I don't really understand most things you say I think but that's cuz you're an idiot Devon's a midwit that's what's happening at this show cuz I'm a low IQ guy, right? Devon doesn't understand what I'm saying on the other end spectrum He doesn't understand what Bill Maher saying cuz that was a midway. He's right in the middle. Yeah

He's a midwit I've never heard that I love it is a midway midwit middle IQ middle He's a guy that needs to see evidence. He needs to see graphs. Am I wrong about Devin by the way? He's a midway He's a guy that needs to see evidence. He needs to see graphs. Am I wrong about Devin, by the way? He's a midwit. A midwit. He needs stats. Devin cares about award shows, right?

He's a midwit. This is a typical thing to say from somebody that's vaxxed. You're vaxxed, right? Is he the midwit? Did you get your baby vaxxed the other day? Your lover of being a vaxxed. You got your baby all shot up.

You got her shot up, right? You got her shot up. got her shot up your baby looks like Bonnie and Clark. You gave her the Vax and I let her get mauled by a dog today and you got in front of 50 people. You literally let your baby get mauled by an animal. She got bit by a dog. By a little gay purse dog. Your baby got like like absolutely like attacked. By the way I was embarrassed for her. I told the dog owners before you guys even I saw the baby. It you guys even I saw the baby It wasn't my sweet, but I consider her my baby in some in many ways

I'm the godfather of the baby and No, bye, so I talked to the owner of the dog Right when your baby came in and the dog has bitten me before So it's not I'm not like a Psychic essentially on this not that not that big of a stretch to be like oh by the way like please Be careful for the baby Don't you know the baby could or the dog invite the baby and they're like no, it's fine I don't think I don't think they would do that ever

Well, I asked you well my part I Maybe like the baby had kovat thought from the vaccine Ben is Ben has now shot that baby up with like five Yes, that dog spit was that dog spit was the healthiest thing inside the baby Yeah, and the dog the dog was And the dog was upset by it. The dog was upset. She got like a rabies vaccine on her. The dog is actually going to get myocarditis from biting your daughter.

There's so much COVID vaccine in my daughter. Because there's so much. Every day you take her down and you go, give her another. You go, she's not done yet. Guys, by the way, I love those guys, but that is a crazy dog around a baby. We said it, everybody was saying it privately. We go, hey, maybe at the party where there's a dog that bites everybody, when the baby shows up, that dog goes into another room. I'm just saying, if a baby comes, take your dog back to your apartment and put him in the bathroom. Especially when the baby and the dog are

looking at each other in the exact same level of eyes and mouth. The exact same size, yeah. Because for us, that's like getting attacked by a gay little dog. I could step on that and crush its spine. For your daughter, that's like getting attacked by a mountain lion, essentially. It's not.

She was crying. Wailing. Wailing, really. Babies cry. No, no, no. Babies cry sometimes. It wasn't that big of a deal. babies cry no no no babies cry so No, no no it didn't even like break skin. They didn't break any oh by the way though babies cry when you're annoyed but the Yeah, baby, that's a cry

It wasn't that it was like I've just been bitten by a rabbit dog dog and you're like scary cry sound I mean you guys saw it you guys probably didn't see I had to pull my daughter's entire arm out of the dog's yeah yes if I didn't step in actually she might have ended up in this stomach of the dog it was horrible like a Jonah's whale situation it's pretty fucked hmm it's pretty fucked could have been in the belly I've cut the dog open like a rattlesnake. Like in Jaws. But, what was your baby wearing? Yep.

To be fair, your baby reeks of mango fruit roll-ups. To be fair, your baby was... She was dressed up like a football actually for the Super Bowl. A big, smelly, sweet mozo. She had a beef truckky onesie on him. It's got a bunch of candy all over its body. You might as well roll her in hunter

and throw her in the woods. And you're just letting it play with this dog that is a notorious maniac. A little shitty white purse dog. The dog owner should have my child taken away from me. Actually. They should call C away from me. Mmm. Yeah What should call? They were allowed to they were allowed to sue you in Newsome's, California Absolutely news some California dogs have more rights than human beings in news you kidding

Oh, yeah, your baby is on a leash as far as I'm concerned the rest of America right here Yeah This is Kamala's America right here. Yeah. This is Kamala's country. Yep, yep, yep. It's disgusting out here. Same page, brother. It's Kamala. You fucking racist piece of shit. Yeah, woo!

Okay, yeah, right. Yeah. Woo, yeah! New rule, I can say it. Yeah, woo! Woo! I love that guy. Yeah new rule I new rule I can say Yeah, he's he actually kicks ass yeah, yeah, he's an American institution Bill Maher No, that was um Yeah, I I had a feeling something bad would happen

And it did with that dog. It wasn't that bad. And then it was just more- She wasn't bleeding. It was more weird. The dog owners felt so bad. We were almost comforting them for having the dog that bites people. Yeah. You know, it's fine. They're amazing people.

It's fine. She's just a baby. It's fine. She didn't know where she was lying. No, no, no, it's fine. This is gonna bury in her psyche for the rest of her life. It's totally fine. Don't worry.

It's totally not retarded You had the dog, you know, it's like it's maybe good Did you see that video recently of the babies where they're like they're letting snakes around the babies? No There's this video where it's going it's I don't know what the point of it is But I guess it's showing that like the psyche of a baby doesn't understand like that snakes are scary So they were they literally it's four babies sitting on the ground and these, I don't know who these psychopaths are, but they're doing some sort of Jubilee style video.

And they let these gigantic snakes just sit around the babies. And the snakes are slithering all over them and the babies are just like, and they're not, and it goes to show that, I guess at at that age babies aren't afraid of snakes they they don't they don't have a comprehension of like a snake being scary and the snakes don't care either and the babies are just like like pinching the snakes. Who made this? It's just some video online. It's just if they left a snake around a baby sounds like maybe it was Connor and Valerie.

Letting the... When a damn dog go wild around the baby. Yeah. You're damn right, attack them further. Well, listen guys, maybe because I'm the godfather of your sweet baby. The self appointed godfather. I'm hoping you go like punisher mode later,

where you sneak into their apartment with like a shotgun later tonight and a ski mask and you take care of it. It would be funny. I would like to finish them off and punish them for that. As the godfather you're getting. You would. You would.

What if later tonight you go kill them? No, no. It's Lila's, oh sorry, your daughter, fuck, damn it. Okay, I'll timestamp that. Ben's daughter's getting baptized Joey's they're holding her and then it's a montage of different dogs around the city who's having killed I Go, I hope you're fucking like your dog off the leash you fucking cut Eat my lead eat my piece of shit Red cloud yeah I'm gonna be red. Piece of shit. And then just red cloud. Yeah, red cloud, yeah.

But yeah, what I'm saying is like, I think it might be like a good experience in the baby's life, because they're not afraid of snakes. I don't think she was afraid of the dog. She just got bit. Okay, so we were talking about a genetic imprinting, right?

Yes. Supposedly, you can take a baby chick, put it in a room with no windows. It's born into a room, it's never been outside. If you fly a shape across the wall, a square, triangle, nothing happens. If you fly an image of a, like the shape of a hawk across the ceiling, the baby chicks start freaking out.

And they haven't been in contact with their mother, they can't be told this, they just know that the hawk can kill them, right? Yes, so I guess human beings you're saying don't have this However, my daughter has cried if she's ever been around a black person. Mm-hmm. She's terrified of black For a sec. She likes, well, you know, he has street cred. She likes him if they're successful enough. Devon Walker helped her.

I don't wanna repeat what she was saying while Kendrick was performing. She's going, nah, nah, nah. Nah. And we're like, what? Nah. What is that? Nah.

Nah. And then she grabbed my phone, she started retweeting Matt Walsh. Ha ha ha ha! Your baby's like a sick. It was sick, she had her spelling, like a vicious race. She had her spelling blocks.

She had her spelling blocks. She slowly just started pushing the 3Ks together on the floor. It makes me so sad how much she just, she dislikes black people so much. That's not true. She's terrified of them. No, it's true.

She's so scared of them. Every time a black guy walks in the room, she goes crazy. Well, like, we have, like, you know, she's been around black people before, and they're like, hey. And then she goes, eeeh! You so drugged the children! Eeeh! He probably has fentanyl on his finger toes.

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No, it's about you. Yeah. Here's what I think happens. That's bullshit. You just revealed something about yourself. No, this is bullshit. No, it's not bullshit. Ben, this is what happens.

I'm not racist. Is the black guy that much? Yeah, your baby's picking up on your racism. I'm not so racist I cry right away. Sorry, stop. No, no. If you were a baby. No, no, no.

You're not crying. If you were a baby, you would be crying. To your baby, you're not you're not crying if you are a baby you would be crying your baby You'd scream you scream. Yeah, and you try to grab a gun out of your safe your first word of baby What I think happens is you're holding your baby a black gentleman walks into the room I don't maybe he broke in or he's there, you know for some reason maybe maybe he had a key Black guy walks into the room. He's like, hey, what's up? Maybe they're gonna meet my wife. Is that what you're gonna do?

Yeah, I'm just saying that he didn't necessarily. For any reason. Ben hates black people because they're always walking upstairs to his bedroom. He's always making this house so, making the house so damn creaky all the time. Jesus Christ, and he can't believe the noises they make. It's a trash can full of used condoms.

You're going to have to reinforce the goddamn ceiling, making it so creaky. But anyway, I think what happens, black guy walks in, you're holding your baby, and subconsciously you start gripping your baby so tight that you're almost hurting her. Because it's almost like you're a guy who's like you're you walking a subway a guy walks on a Daniel Penny type guy And you you unconsciously you just put you put your hand over your wallet in your pocket you go, okay? It's still there. Yeah, all right. He's even like a stress doll exactly You're squeezing her like you are a bank. You're in a bank robbery Yeah, and it's I'm around a darker gentleman. Yeah, and so I think your baby knowsually like oh, there's something wrong. My dad is squeezing the shit out of me

So I am now associating that with darker colored people that is true every time black people are around Ben is Conveniently gone. Yeah most of the time. Mm-hmm. Well, I usually assume they think I'm like a vicious racist or something Well, I usually assume they think I'm like a vicious racist or something They have a radar because I guess because I make I make bits I make jokes But they don't listen to your white bullshit. He makes bits. They're not listening to your show. Why are you so egotistical? Think like you're like running. He's a big Texas white guy. I figure just word gets around Yeah, I'm a racist ass white piece of shit. Word gets around. It does get around. Through the grapevine, there's whispers.

Do you think the black people actually talk through the grapevine? Because of that Marvin Gaye song? Because it's grapes. Grapevine, that's what you think Cricket Wireless is called? You heard it through the purple drink. Yep, heard it through the purple drink. Yep, heard it through the grape drink. You're goddamn right. I heard it through the grape drink.

Come on, come the heck on. We can't do that. What? Through the grape drink, come on. Come on, here's the thing. Come on. So Devin, hear me out. Have a little empathy for me for one fucking second.

Ben. Yeah, yeah. So Devon hear me out have a little empathy for me for a fucking second Funny thing I've ever heard in my life. I will not I'm not Listen look I'm I'm you've made your baby race. I'm from no no no hear me out. Okay. I have a people and I'm from West, Texas I'm a transplant of Los Angeles. I've lived here for 11 years. I'll never be a native of LA I'll always be a transplant at best. I'll always be a transplant. At best, I'll be a local, right? I'm insecure about being around black people because of my background. And I think that's fair in the way that a black person

is probably uncomfortable around a bunch of white people. You know what I mean? I feel like you have been around enough black people at this point. Yeah, you've been around a lot of black people. You should be okay by now. I own my whiteness around black people, is what I'm saying. I'm not like, what's up, home?

I see white guys code switch. You do purposely, but here's the thing, you code switch in the opposite way where you purposely act whiter. When a black guy's around, you start tripping on yourself and you might as well be like, oh, Jesus Christ, don't, I'm sorry, guys. I'm an aweshot, it's fine. You literally turn into like a guy you're like might as well put on my shoes.

Like you turn into. You pull out a basketball you go can't dribble this. You do like you do like white memes that like black guys make fun of. Like you literally turn into a cartoonishly white man with black guys around. And I go, you're not, I go, Ben, you're cool, relax. Instead, you just use. Devin's black friends are always like, why does Ben talk in Dave Chappelle's white guy voice? I have a little bit of PTSD from the, I got accused of being racist for three years straight on Facebook

by very hack comics out here. That was a white black guy. Pfft. I mean, it was, it was. His blackness was not respected it was, it was. His blackness was not respected. That guy was scared of other black comics. That is true. You were being bullied into thinking you were racist

by like an Orange County black guy. Yeah, and there's a couple big fat lesbians that you said looked like the yellow M&M. Yes, there was a bunch of fat black lesbians that wear like bow ties and they look like the yellow M&M. Lesb there was a bunch of fat black lesbians that wear bow ties and they look like the yellow M&M. Lesbians that sound like J.K. Simmons. And they made you feel, yes. And they made you feel bad.

They made Facebook posts about me as well. They did. You did wear a shirt that said I'm gay. I mean, you played into it. I was ahead of the times. You were ahead of the time. You were fucking epic. Now people weren't swastikas on their shirts.

You were epic. That's right, epic. No, that's fucked, that is a good point. He's being progressive. Despite all this, look, I have a game plan for this, I have a game plan for the Bill Maher thing, if you guys would like to hear it, because I wanna make the world a better place

where white people don't feel uncomfortable around black people and black people don't feel uncomfortable around white people. I'm a lawyer. I don't want posturing anymore. You have a plan to... yeah. I'm hilarious, yeah. I'm gonna infiltrate the Bill Maher show.

I have the resume. I can be an intern. I'm gonna sneak into the writer's room at HBO, real time with Bill Maher. Okay. I'm gonna... you guys get me acid, an acid dropper. I'm gonna start putting in his water without him knowing. LSP? This is...

We're gonna turn Bill Maher Spiritual religious we're gonna get him on that higher Like that higher frequency that higher plane he starts wearing to sheikies. Mm-hmm. He's African Spiritual okay, cuz he's already like he's trying to go to God through his blackness That's the only way we can get him to believe in a higher power Because of his love for black people blackness. That's the only way we can get him to believe in a higher power. Because of his love for black people. Black whores.

I like this. Black whores. Yes. We get him to go to black church. We go, hey, cause there's tons of black women at black church. If you don't like black whores. They're singing.

Yeah, yeah. Bill Barr's a black church. It's like the hustle and flow scene. But it's like, I told Jesus, you do not exist in my life. I told Jesus you're a fake white pig. Wait out of the water,

cause you're a fish that became a man. Ever heard of evolution? You dumb black fucks. Listen up, Black Church, I like your vibe, the music's fun, but you guys are retarded. Listen, Black Church, I love your whores, you're wrong about God. Yeah, Bill might be too distracted

by all the black women in church. Yeah. He'd be doing the thing where he'd put like a mirror on his shoe and put him up underneath the robe. Dude, I think if I just get him to hallucinate, this could be a major shift. And you know they say they need a Joe Rogan for the left? That's Bill Maher.

We get Bill Maher spiritual, we get him in black church, he rallies the liberals. This slingshots us out of this whole like, Hitler is awesome and the Holocaust didn't happen culture movement that we're in right now. I mean, yes. That has frankly become very, it's very boring and basic at this point. You don't like that?

Lib. Devin, you're such a Lib, Devin. I'm a Lib? He's being a Lib. The culture. Hey. You're being a Lib. He's saying that the Holocaust didn't...

You're drunk son of a... Hey, come on. He's saying the Holocaust happened. Holocaust didn't happen based. Fucking lib cuss. I'm based. It didn't happen or it didn't happen. Devin's woke.

He thinks the Holocaust happened. It didn't happen. You think it happened? You think it happened? He's based. I'm fucking based. He's fucking based right now. He's a cringe fag. It happened or it didn't happen? The Holocaust caused it.? He's based. I'm fucking based. He's fucking based right now. He's a cringe fag.

J, it happened or it didn't happen? Hmm? The Holocaust. He's woke. Real quick. I'm the woke guy on the show, so I'm gonna say it happened, but it was also. What?

I'm the fucking woke. Fucking cringe fag, cringe fag, cringe fag. No, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have a caveat, it happened, but I also think it's cool, so. You like that it happened. I like that it happened. All right, well, I can work with that. That's what I say, I say it happened because I don't think it's cool. You like that it happened? I like that it happened. All right, well I can work with that.

I say it happened because I don't want to discredit that word. I can work with that. But Ben, happened or didn't happen? So here's my thing. I don't want to be like India. I don't want to be like Pakistan. Right, all right.

You know who they love in India and Pakistan? They love Hitler. They think Hitler fucking rules. They have Hitler ice cream there. They eat strawberry ice cream that has Hitler's face on the side, it's called Hitler's ice think it look fucking rules. They have Hitler ice cream there. It's yeah As Hitler's face on the side it's called Hitler's ice cream. Yeah, they have like Hitler KFC. I swear to God You can look up all this In India they call him in India they call him shitler, okay, cuz I think he's so cool Okay, so they you know, they're correct, but they've shit their pants

Shit themselves, and they love it. They should have a little hill or I love you shit La you know two things can be can be You can have to blinds you have to conflicting thoughts conflicting thoughts at the same time Mm-hmm your your pants can be filled with what we know with shit, and we can still go Yeah, you're right about your thoughts. I got gum in my front, I got shit in my back. That's two conflicting thoughts. No, you have vicious.

The smelliest person you know just made a great point. You have vicious. That's the headline, the smelliest person you know just made a great point. And it's an Indian guy who loves Hitler. Just giving a thumbs up to the camera. Yeah, an Indian guy with a Nazi swastika carved into his skull. Yeah.

That'd shame on you, by the way. What do you mean? No, Devin's base, are you kidding me? I'm being biased. You're doing all the cost. It wasn't $6 million. Died. OK, you're both dead.

It wasn't $6 million. It was $5,999,000. OK, I bet you. Go ahead, please. Sorry. Supposedly, they already had the $6 million number before the war was over. This is what I keep there was actually a hundred thousand They like pretend it happened. Yes, this is base being base as Well

Go ahead no, that's Joe's being very woke and cringe right a woke cringe fan. I'm a Zionist, I've always been a Zionist. Yeah. Your first time meeting me. Like you've never met me before. It's my favorite thing you do at parties where you just go, I love Israel, but big Zionist. I am, I am a Zionist. He's literally a Zionist because Steven Seagal

is a Zionist and you just love Steven Seagal so much. By the way, I didn't even know that he was one. Of course he is, look at him. By the way, now I wanna go find him right now, and I wanna shake his hand, and I wanna say, let's talk. Let's just talk about Zionism. Let's talk about settling it. I'm gonna get my yes take,

and let's talk about your siege. Your siege. When you went to that ship in under siege that siege yeah, I'd like to talk about that in your son is Thomas I miss Yeah, no Ben You honestly don't believe gun your head you have to pick pick at the decision here Jews Should run the world. Yes or no?

I think. I think they should. I think it's been going fine. They're doing fine with the weather. Yeah, it rains like a perfect amount out here. They kind of put the fires out a little sooner That's my only thing they could have put the fires out sooner. Let me say this America is not an economic zone. Okay Mmm, it is it has a cultural

It's a real confusing talk. Okay. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. George Washington Thomas Jefferson John Hancock. All secretly Jewish. Shh. Shh. Shh. Shh. Yeah, George Washington, he had wooden teeth

because he ate too much challah, chipped his damn teeth off. Yep, they're all Jewish Rothschilds, actually. That's right, that's damn right. Actually, you know, what's funny Look and here's why I'll defend Beaumont to this day. Okay, he's the closest we have to Thomas Jefferson Yeah, what loves black pussy? Thomas Jefferson impregnated tons of his black slaves. That's fine that he had and he was a brilliant man who believed in Separation of church and state a lot of people think that's because Jefferson was protecting the church

It wasn't he was afraid that the churches could become too powerful a Jefferson and take over Jefferson was based So fucking well, I guess that's cringe kind of actually because I think the base No, but don't they want a theocracy where he's like the president like it's talking to God. He raped black woman. Yeah Sally Hammock's who more no, I think Jefferson I think Jefferson had a sweet cock and he loved black was even more based Cockety love like pussy he chained him up and you know, he went to town on him. Yeah, it is the chains were hot Devastated history back once it's like it goes in sixth grade it goes you go Jefferson loved black person that's made him come to the history books. I had to look into that. Yes come back

Those books I had to look into Jefferson being in black pussy. That's like a fringe That's like a fridge. He was having a fringe investigation It's tough, man. Unfortunately, Kanye deleted all the porn he uploaded of, we could have known, I could have taught Devon a thing or two about black pussy on Kanye's Twitter account. Well, he wasn't even posting any black pussy. No, there was black.

Kanye earlier today said, I hit women. And I, nothing has been more relatable. No one? I'm the worst. Kanye said today I hit women. And I you know nothing has been more relatable No Kanye said today I hit lemon red pill days And I go oh my god. I've never seen truth like that. Yeah He's the fucking truth man when I saw that I go I'm not kidding dude. Every Friday you need to tune in to Realtime.

You've played, I've come over, you're wearing the random club, random shirt. You're watching Realtime. There's multiple guys in the crowd that woo. I wanna find them. I wanna know who they are. You wanna follow them home. You think there's a woo placard that lights up

to tell them they're woo? No, no, no, these guys are getting hyped. These guys are hyphy. You think there's a woo like no placards that lights up I think they actually probably tell those guys before and they're like I get guys keep the woos down like a little you're blowing the Fucking my your ear your ear your ear your you're burying his his jokes I bet Bill Maher has like vibrators that are Bluetooth control, but some guys assholes Then he's pressing it. He's pressing it in his pocket. He's like, ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! He's coming. His prostate's getting tickled and shocked. Yeah. Bill Maher's so powerful, he's somehow eating the ass of the members of his audience while performing. That's ultimate power.

That's like when you select all the infidels. It really is. You get all the stones. Now you select all the infidels. It really is. You get all the stones. You can eat the ass of your enemy. Yeah, exactly. So I think he's OK. And Ben, by the way, you should have told him to come chill with us.

Yeah, I think you'd want to do the show. Did you not even consider talking to him? No, I would never want to speak to him You I mean you might as well talk to a bush or a coyote might as well. Hey coyote You want to come on the show and we'll just run on he's smarter than all of us He's yeah, he's brilliant. He's brilliant. I'll say this He's the guy who says you can't know and also apparently he knows by the way. He's like, it's unknowable. He's like by the way There's nothing you contradict. I don't know if he's ever said it's unknowable. I think he just said I know there's nothing the whole time

Mr. Mar Would decimate all of us. Mm-hmm. Oh, you're saying those daily wire Ben Shapiro debate me videos where Ben Shapiro's in the middle and there's a round there's a bunch of people that come forward and Me videos where Ben Shapiro's in the middle and there's a round There's a bunch of people that come forward and and start debating if Bill Maher was in the middle And we had the opportunity to like go debate him on stuff. I just think he's more I yeah, I just think he's He's had more experience with with the game. I think I'd end up just going yeah, I agree mr. Maher I am with you. I would just give up. I'd be like you mean you're wrong like everyone thinks you're retarded You're killing it right now. Do club random. You are you are killing it. I would I would even say I would be I would think

Of points in my head in the midnight sat down. I'm across from the great Bill Maher I go I go do why do Richard Dreyfuss sit in that chair like that? I go do that's so fucking funny and Bill Ma would go, who's Richard Dreyfuss? Because he's never thought of a single. I don't even know what you're talking about. John! From John! Bill Maher literally has the thing babies do

where if they're not looking at something, it wipes away from existence in their brain. So Bill Maher turns away from you, you've never existed once in your life. Yeah. He's in a cocoon of his own misery. That's why he has to smoke weed. He's a chronic weed smoker

because he's a miserable piece of shit. I think he's so incredibly, I think Bill Maher, I think Bill Maher, if you set Bill Maher alone in a room like a prisoner of war, I think he'd have a thought and he'd go, ha ha, great thought Bill, next thought.

Yeah, American psycho style. He would just do that for days on end. He'd be doing a live podcast for his own brain that he loved. I'm going to take him down, man. I'm going to take down all these people. I'm coming for Mar. I'm coming for Portnoy. I mean.

If you saw Portnoy, what would you do in person? Would you go up to him? I would step on him like a bug. Like a grasshopper. Or a spider. He's a small man. He's an inch tall Yes, he's like two inches tall. He lives in like a tic-tac

Dispenser now you'd walk up He lives in a little to rare those world's smallest terrarium. He does drive a steward little car around No, I think he has a coin now, by the way. He's making millions off of a pump and dump He's doing a pump and dump and he's telling the people and dump, and he's telling the people, I actually won't pump and dump. Every great American does pump and dumps. Yeah. Why don't you get with the program, faggot? You're fucking, what's wrong with you?

I don't think you'd stand up to El Stool Presidente. I stand up to all these people. El Stool Presidente would destroy you. All your people can be bought. I wanna let everybody know, all your people can be bought. You see Trump pull out a chair for Netanyahu? Getting, you know. He talked him in.

Trump's getting Zionist comp pumped up his ass. He's just talking him in. Left and right right now. He's drinking the Israeli jizz by the bucket loads. And Netanyahu had ass cancer. Who? Yahoo has ass cancer? He had ass cancer that he got treated for.

Do you think the Ultimators really pedophiles- It's a Jewish rite of passage. Do you think Israeli pedophiles, do you think they fuck their cum? Do they fuck their cum? Because it's the youngest person they can get their hands on. Yeah, because they killed all the other children. They resorted to fucking their own cum. They go, we already killed all the babies.

I'm going to fuck my kids. Yeah, all the pedophiles in Israel are coming into a. Yeah, yeah, yeah, shall we go? They're coming, no, what they're doing is they're coming. No, I don't know if they fuck their cum, sorry. A zygote, they fuck a zygote. What they do is they jack off into a wet paper towel and they put that in a plastic cup

and they put that in a window with some toothpicks and they wait for a little zygote to grow and then they shove that up their pee hole and fuck it Well, I guess when as cells in doing mitosis or whatever when it's kind of splits for a perfect second You could like titty fuck. Yeah, if your dick was that small. Yeah. Yeah. It's a guy who's trying to get a rarer and rarer experience Pedophilic he's worked his way down to two cells. Yeah. Yeah down to two cells. Yeah. Yeah.

My goodness. I don't know. I was gonna say. They like him that young. I was gonna say, I don't know why Mara wouldn't want to come on the show. Yeah, woo! By the way, thoughts on the Super Bowl for everybody?

Super Bowl? You guys, I had no idea what was going on. My daughter was, you know, getting, it was like Jurassic Park for her. She was getting fed to the T-Rex. Yeah. You know, what was going on. My daughter was you know getting it was like Jurassic Park for her. She's getting fed to the T-Rex. It was a nightmare. I have no idea what happened during the game. The Super Bowl was great.

The Eagles won. You live for football. Fantastic. I'm a huge Eagles fan. Everyone knows that about me. I don't want to make us all sound like nerds that don't watch football and stuff but yeah that was the first football game that I watched this year. But I used to love football back when I lived in Seattle and we had Marsha on Lynch. Yeah, I used to when it was a good sport

I used to love it. So but that was the first game that I watched this year was fucking fun game I guess you blow out it was just nice that the chest lost. It was great. The chiefs lost Drake I called the pedophile. It was a beautiful day Drake I called the pedophile. It was a beautiful day in America. Kedrick looked into the camera, called Drake a pedophile. Finally, finally evil had been defeated for one day in America.

And someone's gonna die tonight in Philly probably. Oh many people die. Right now, the guy just fell off a level. Another guy, written house square, boom dead. They have a written house square. Yeah we were there remember. We ate at that restaurant right by, it was called like the written house.. No, it was called the Goat Rittenhouse.

The Goat Rittenhouse. So we kept saying it's like the greatest of all time. The greatest of all time Rittenhouse. Kyle Rittenhouse. It was by the club we were at. Yeah, yeah. Philly is an amazing place because I love the city and the people are retarded little slime.

God bless them. They're beautiful. I'm so happy for them. And I love the Eagles coach. Like the Eagles coach looks like a guy that would be like, did you hear the new dad made? He just looks like a Philly guy. I love that guy.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eagles coach is like, we're bringing Mike Rainey in to do the pep talk before the Super Bowl. Listen. He's like. Yeah, the Eagles coach was at Skankfest getting shit in his mouth. Yeah, the Eagles coach looks like he's like, listen,

the other day I was listening to the Duraag and the Deer Tag. And I think, yeah, I don't know. I think it's a great story. The Eagles finally won without Nick Foles. They have a real quarterback. It's cool, good for them. And they beat Evil Empire.

I'm just glad that the fat coach lost the big fat guy and his gay son shot himself This is what I know Andy Reid Andy Reid had a gay son who was gay and Andy they never told him he was gay His entire family refused I look very fat and disgusting as gay son blue. I hope he's dead. Yeah, candy read That's what I call him You hope you good good. Hey Kid kill myself good I hope I hope he's very dead that guy I said that during the Super Bowl

I want but I go I go I hope the Chiefs lose and the plane crashes on the way home everybody's like whoa Yeah, we were around you home everybody's like whoa I hope that kid's dead. I hope he's burning in hell. It was funny I'll find his dad. Mm-hmm. You'll find Annie Reed's dad. Yeah, yeah You'll find Annie Reed's dad. Yeah, yeah Randy Reed You grab the whole read family grenade on your chest you go we're all going He's going to go to hell screaming mm-hmm and when the devil finally sees him and he's burning his all the skins burnt off. Yeah, the devil goes who sent you?

It was Joe. It was me. So anyways, that's yeah. Well yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It is what, Andy Reid has the headset on the whole time. It was like his kids like trying to call him. He just keeps hanging. I told you, do not put him through. They have a rope around their neck.

Yeah. They're calling, like if he doesn't pick up, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna jump. Andy Reid, this phone call, I answer this for DoorDash and the offensive coordinator only. Fuck off. The first coach to order DoorDash from the sidelines. Through the little headset.

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and her old husband and Jace goes, I hope they're fucking playing Crash. I hope they die after the game. I know, I know. Jace goes, I hope they die. I'll get texts from Jace goes, I hope they die. I'll get texts from Jace. He'll be like, I hope that guy is like his cancer comes back.

I'm just like, look at my phone. I go, Jesus. I texted you guys today. I forget who we were texting about. And then sometimes I'll say faggot, and Jace goes, Jesus. And I'm like, fuck. All right.

I go, Devin. You just wished for the death of 18 men. Devin, I go, I'm not, fuck, all right. You just see his wish for the death of 18 men. Devin, I go, I'm not homophobic, I'm wishing for all these gay people to die, but I never call them faggots. No, that happened today. I forgot, we were texting about somebody, and then I just, I don't know where I go,

no, I hope his kid gets cancer. And then I go, JK, JK, JK, JK, JK. You said nine fake JKs JK, JK, JK, JK. You said nine fake JKs. I said nine JKs. That's how you know it's insincere. Because there's nine of them. Joey LaFleur everybody, patreon.com slash Lemon Party. Joey LaFleur.

Joey LaFleur, the greatest of all time. Go Eagles, go, I'm glad Kendrick uses a platform to call Drake a pedophile. It's a beautiful thing. It's somehow being, you know, we watched it once and we like moved rooms because the sound was bad, so maybe we missed something, but like people were acting like it's like, he like did some like anti-American thing.

Yeah, that's retarded. I don't know what he, I don't know what, it was like all about one man, it was like all personal beef. It was like a great, it had nothing to do with, he wasn't doing some like fuck America, fuck Trump thing as far as I saw. But online, it's like on Twitter at least,

it was like I just saw every account be like fuck Andrew. Acting like he was, you know, like he did something. Yeah, I mean it was like Matt Walsh's, and it's people who are, people who live a retarded hellish existence. Where they just have to pull a big lever that says the hot take machine, just over and fucking over again.

It's the same thing with the Kanye stuff. I've gone to a point where I'm like, I just don't care about the contradictory point any. It's the most boring thing in the world. It feels like a bunch of kids running around being like, actually. Are you a Nazi, really? Actually, I think he's cool.

Are you angry at me? It's not, I know, I don't really care. If Kanye's music was as good as it used to be, he wouldn't have to do all this bullshit. That's what's sad about it. He could just speak through his art. It is funny, the only person that will ever speak to Kanye again is Ty Dolla Sign.

Mm-hmm. I'd kill myself. Kanye's gonna kill him. If your only friend's tie dollar sign. Connie's suicide note's gonna say, I don't know, tie dollar sign was the only one that stuck around. He's like, chance was there for a while,

but then I called his wife a bitch. I hate my life. I ordered the hoodie that, I think it's a different version of the Nazi eagle. You and I both bought the Yeezys. Yeezy shit like three weeks ago. Well yeah, it was only 20 bucks and the fit looks kinda good for guys

that wanna hide their little belly. Yeah, we're still potting. Yeah, patreon.com slash lemon pot. But I think I'm gonna wear it to the gym and just see what happens. See if people are like, hey are you a Hitler guy? No one will tell. I thought you bought the thing

that doesn't have any logo. I bought the black on black, but it looks like the Nazi Eagle. You know the Nazi Eagle where it's the Eagle with the swastika Yeah, thing iron Eagle. Yeah, sometimes you meet people you like you can't tell are you like a Nazi like really? Love like Harley Davidson's like I can't they go both brother Then they get on a Harley Davidson where the wheels are swastikas Yeah, yeah They go I'm going to OC choppers, brother. I have no problem supporting Nazis financially you say

If you can say hello, they're all you want. I don't give a shit if you if I like your shit I'll like if I like your music or your clothes I don't care if you like hail Hitler's take hail. We are on Twitter. Yeah, I don't care if you like hail Hitler or sig hail all day. We are on Twitter, yeah. I don't give a shit. Yeah. Fuck do I care? That's the problem. What am I going to do, stop the idea of Hitler existing?

Here's the unfortunate reality. It's 2025 and everybody in the world loves Hitler again. What are you going to do? What am I going to do? Shake my fist at the world and say, no, you're not allowed to think Hitler is awesome and kicks ass. What do I care? Come on. Ben, we're pen. I have bigger fish to fry. Ben, we're not allowed to think Hitler is awesome and kicks ass. What do I care? Come on.

I have bigger fish to fry. I'm writing a novel. Ben, we're gonna change the world through podcasting. Yeah. Ben. I'm gonna change the world. Throughout history, people have always been able to use art to affect any change whatsoever.

Yeah. Yep. Your two choices are actually, you have to be, you have to think George Floyd's an American hero or you have to love Hitler. Those are your two choices actually. There's nothing in between. Yeah, you can't just be a guy.

There's nothing in between. You can't be a guy in the middle who's just normal a little bit. That's why I'm just checked out now. I don't know what's going on. I don't know what's going on during the Super Bowl. You guys say everyone's mad on X about a Kendrick or something. I don't know. If you're mad about a Super Bowl hal guys say everyone's mad on X about a Kendrick or something?

I don't know. If you're mad about a Super Bowl halftime show, you should consider taking him home. I went on Twitter right after, and I just saw a bunch of people, and they were like, that was the worst thing I've ever seen. And I was like, but you're a right-winger count, so you just hated it, because it was a black guy.

I don't really know, what did he do? It was against another rapper. It wasn't even, it wasn't like, he was like, fuck America, fuck Trump. That's that typical black. As far as I saw, I don't like yeah fuck America that's that typical as far as I saw that's a typical black on black violence that's what they do here's it now here's a good halftime show yeah Bill Maher walks out there okay okay right there already better it's. And Bill Maher fucks Kendrick Lamar. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe hehehe hehehe hehehe he he he he so serina black nip. She's got a horse ass her ass looks just like that of a horse that pussy could suck the skin off your car That big strong quiet still

Do you picture Mars a guy that kind of just pulls his pants down to like his knees are sitting down Cork comes out of the hole in his box Mars no just fucking bullshit. Not even that, he pulls it through, he pulls it through the hole in his boxers, then the hole through his pants, and then he fucks without unbuttoning the pants. No, he doesn't do that.

I bet Marz does that. No, he pulls his pants down politely. All the way. Pulls it out, doesn't show anybody, pisses, and then goes right back. You think Marz, what if he like pisses at your, and it's like that he pulls his pants fully down like a little, like a seven-year-old?

No, he doesn't do that. You guys are crazy. He pulls his pants fully down like a little like a seven-year-old So respectful You guys are crazy. You're so really mean to him. I hope that I You know what they do on the show Joey actually I'm, I'm just noticing. They hate guys who are sexually expressive because they're both very... Who hates? Both these guys. They're attacking me. Oh, these guys?

Because Marr loves Black Pussy. Kanye and they both hate Kanye. Kanye is a gooner. What? Kanye is a huge gooner. Kanye is constantly, he's watching porn in the studio. He's watching porn all day long. First off, if you're a real Kanye fan,

you know Kanye doesn't love pussy, he loves jacking off. That's what Kanye's about. Insane. It's another one of these guys, he said the same thing about fucking Barr, who's the most respectful, cool guy. The most respectful, cool guy. Most respectful.

Go back to your theory, go back to your theory. Well, my friend Jake told me that there's like an old interview with Daft Punk where they said when they were in the studio with Kanye, he was playing so much porn everywhere that they hallucinated after a certain point. Because apparently there's the whole, there's walls of porn everywhere. Which is the most gay French guy thing you could ever say.

Well, if you want to talk about supporting the Jews, by the way, just be on tons of porn websites. That's the funny thing about all this. He hates the Jews. He's addicted to supposedly the great Jewish. Maybe that's why he hates them. Because they've ruined his life. Supposedly that's the most Jewish mind control thing

there is, is internet pornography. He can't get enough of the damn shit. Don't say that. Don't say that. I'm a Zionist. I won't have, as long as I'm here, you won't say that kind of trash. If you want Joey LaFleur in this boat with you pal,

that trash goes overboard. Cause I'll storm out if you talk about that kind of stuff. You'll go over that table. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll flip out on that. Joey, I could be talked into it. I might convert. Well, so- I don't give a a shit cuz I don't have a fish in the race or whatever Here's why if I had a page

Guys I'm brilliant. It's a fish race Yeah, you know a single fish with the damn race Okay, but okay, here's my pitch listen at this really quick, okay Pitch it like it's a board meeting and you're like an av it's like an advertising agency pitch sure I mean church so there were a couple of guys that Thought about currencies and things like that and They decided to like let's organize stuff and let's get really organized and we'll go we'll get together and

Let's get really organized and we'll go we'll get together and What's that thing where if somebody wants to have money from us? We can't give it to them, but they just give they pay us back credit credit I think that's a brilliant idea and they go okay Okay, but it's that for free no there's a little interest right that's okay and so they there's a slight interest and then all these German pricks so like oh I must not pay this dove interest. I I they give me a loan I don't want to honor that

Let's look let's let's go to war. Let's put them into camps So they they fucking defaulted on their loans and instead of just paying their loans They started loading them up into a train. Sounds like a great response to having financial issues. Just put them all in camps. So I'm just saying, ridiculous. An extremely organized, brilliant, creative community.

OK, well hear me out here. They don't charge each other interest. You know that's in the Talmud or whatever, that they can only charge the Goyim interest. They don't charge other Jews interest. Is that a in the talmud or whatever that they can only charge the goyum interest they don't charge other Jews interest they don't charge it's in there it's a religious it's in there but do you like tanks actually do that I don't know they have each other's backs why would they I would be pissed if I if they did charge that'd be crazy as a Jewish guy you'd be pissed as a Zionist Listen they stick together you you're applying for a loan at a bank you go by the way, I'm a Zionist

Yes slide a big briefcase full of money across the table Yeah, good luck with your weight lifting good Good luck with your weight gym slash bar business, Mr. LaFour. Oh my goodness. But anyways, so I settled that. I think I just settled that. Yeah, I think you got it, actually. Next topic.

Basically, the Germans are, they're the cheap ones, actually, the Germans are the cheap ones, and they didn't want to pay what they rightfully owed, and that's why we were in this hole. It's actually hullabaloo. It's a bunch of hullabaloo. They're fucking cheap Jews. Germans are nothing but cheap Jews. They're Jew-y.

The Germans are Jew-y. The Germans were trying to Jew the Jews. And the Jews are the Nazis, actually. They're the base ones. The Jews are the base. Base Nazis. Jews were base. I think we solved it.

Nazis. That's a new rule. Jews are Nazis. Patreon.com slash Lemon Party. We got it, we got to it. As far, actually let's change it to Patreon.com slash Israel. How about that? Can we change the URL to Patreon.com slash Israel?

We do that and then all the money just goes to Northrop Grumman. I'll do that. I think it's good enough. All right. Joey LaFleur everybody. Joey LaFleur, everybody. Joey LaFleur. Joey, thanks for being like maybe the fifth guest

in history on Women Party. Oh man, thanks for having me. You gonna stick around for the Patreon? Can you, like, Jon, can you show your ass to the camera? We'll get you more booze, let's do the Patreon. I would love that. I actually have a whole kiss right down there. Yeah, I love that.

Thank you for having me, guys. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Actually, I'm very curious Thank you for having me guys. I'm very curious to see what this bonus episode is gonna be. Hey, the bonus might be the public. Who fucking knows? Oh, that's right. You never know. Right. Goodbye everybody. Bye. I'm sorry. Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in roses cantina music would play and Polina would whirl

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