lemonparty - 124: Chinese holocaust

Episode Date: March 11, 2025

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I'm drinking, I brought white Russian in a jar by the way. I made this white Russian at home because I really wanted to have one. Like a little hipster Big Lebowski in a little mason jar. I drove it over and I go, ooh, four shots of liquor for me. That's so funny. That's going to be fun. Yeah. But I've had a big week. Nothing like getting fucked up on milk, huh? Yeah, no, it is great.

You know what's the best part is seeing yourself pour four shots of vodka, one shot of Kahlua, and then being like, and now it's time for some milk. Time for milk. For milk on top of that. The bones, you know, they gotta stay strong. That's where I get most of my protein, is from white Russians.

You know, when I'm hammered tonight and I fall a bunch, don't wanna break anything. I can't believe you're having the latte of cocktails. It's really disgusting. If they figured out a way to put liquor in birthday cake, I'd be eating that instead. I love them. Yeah, but I've had a big-

I've made my own Kahlua before at home. That's so funny that I'm the biggest alcoholic on the show and I've never brought a white Russian in a little tiny jar a grape jelly That I added ice to once I got here cuz I didn't want to melt. Yeah, it was sitting in your hot car Yeah, yeah, it's milky. I had it in the dash and it was just sloshing around and I go alright I'm at Devin's time to get the zins and my friend Nathan once we made a I'm at Devin's time to get the zins. Me and my friend Nathan once, we made a Kahlua, like in a pot.

You made it? You made Kahlua? You can make your own Kahlua if you boil coffee, right? And it takes like a while, right? Wow. But you make your own Kahlua, and then you basically,

there's like weird voodoo in it though. Cause when you get drunk on shit that you make yourself, it doesn't hit you the way a corporation has really perfected that thing, that demon that goes into your bloodstream. They have smoothing agents and all sorts of things. Yeah. That's why it feels like still reserve is this homemade thing, where I feel like it's just some guy's garage who's insane

makes still reserve for people. It's just like fermented dead black guys. It's the, it's petroleum. Yeah. It's black like fermented dead black guys Like it's the bear it's petroleum yeah, it's like I patrol Walter Goggins just shoving a big dead black guy into a barrel Hitting him with an oar. It's Floyd fossil fuels Yeah, there's there's an old grandpa like stomping grapes, yeah, it's just grills and baseball caps That that stuff, my friend, we got so fucked up we drank through the night, and then as a, this is what he did as a troll at the time,

because we were very rebellious against the church. He was like, he was so fucked up he left. I was worried about him drunk driving. He drunk drove to a church, and then he went to church and he asked if he could lead a service in terms of the singing, and it was a to a church, and then he went to church and he asked if he could lead a service in terms of the singing, and it was a really small church, and they let him go up, because he asked, he got to officiate the song, and he called me after,

he was like, can you believe that, they let me do it. And his dad was like a preacher, right? His dad was a preacher, yeah. So he went, he got so fucked up, he went back to church. He went. Yeah. He was browning out, and he was leading people in. He hadn't been to church in like six years.

And he was leading. Look at the powers of alcohol. He's a preacher's kid. That's great. Got him back in the colors. You get so fucked up, you fix your life. One of my favorite times at church was, I might have talked about this,

but I got so drunk the night before. Because we still lived in town with our parents, so we had to go to church Sundays. Because if we didn't, even though I was in college, they would text me. And I got so drunk, I woke up late, I was like, fuck, and I ironed my khakis and I threw up on the khakis while they were on the ironing board. Ironed another pair of khakis, threw up on those, and I just put wrinkled jeans. They just made pancakes out of your vomit. I put my vomit in a jar, and I drove it to church.

Take me to church. Take me to church. And I drunk drove to church because I was still drunk and I was so hungover and drunk that I had to mind taking the cracker out of communion. I broke it off and then I went like, I'm tricking Ben's kid and I'm eating something. Dude, you know what I did now?

And then I put it in my pocket. Yeah. Like you were hiding pills. Like I was a spy yeah, yeah exactly I get so fucking packaged now if I went back to church I'd be cuz you know the crackers are stacked on top of each other mm-hmm. I would just break I would get a double decker Yeah, yeah, you put two crackers you put you bring you pull out some peanut butter and jelly mm-hmm and start lathering yeah Yeah I'm hummus. Yeah, I dip. Yeah. I have hummus.

I used to love the cracker. Well, Devin, that's bullshit. You had the wafer that looks like, you had the cummy wafer, right? I thought it was a Ritz. Didn't you guys have Ritz crackers with salt? It felt like a Ritz. It was like a wafer cracker,

but they buy it from a company that says no fun crackers. No fun cracker company. Yeah, yeah. But they were great. They buy it from a company that says no fun crackers. No fun cracker company. Yeah, yeah. But they were great. I looked it up once why they're called soda crackers, by the way, but I can't remember. But all soda crackers have those holes in them?

Yeah, it had little holes in it. So it cooks in the middle as well. It cooks through. That's why the holes are there. I forget why it's called a soda cracker though. Let's do a whole episode on those. But soda crackers, I don't like even the, I don't like hearing the holes are there. I forget why it's called a soda cracker though. Let's do a whole episode on those. But soda crackers, I don't like even the, I don't like hearing the word cracker.

Me neither. It's a slur. It's bullshit. That's why I call them inward crackers. I mean, would you, if you were, okay. You wouldn't sit down and order a honky, would you? You wouldn't say, hey, how about some honkies for the table?

Actually, a honky sounds really delicious What's a honky that's I like this because I feel like Ben's preparing for his stand-up show Right now with us. No actually I'm gonna do another play I think I'm just gonna keep writing plays Ben's had a horrible day of writers block and he's on the show and he's like What about soda crackers? Trying to crack a bit you me trying to crack a bit. Yeah, you're trying to crack a bit live on the show, but you never, you wouldn't order a honky, right? Add some tags, I need this for later.

Anyway, cringe March 15th, folks. Well, that's what's funny about, what's funny about what we do is God, if I ever repeated something I've said on the show, they would start like throwing rotten eggs at me. Like I feel like that type of audience, they would just call you out immediately. Sam Talent was on stage and he was doing a bit,

and some guy shouted out, he goes, you already did it on Lemon Party, buddy, move it along. Are you serious? Yes, he told you that? He was in Cincinnati and there was some Lemon Party fan who was like, I already heard it on Lemon Party, you've already done that riff. Everybody, all these strangers in this room

listen to that Lemon Party episode. So that's the type of crowd. It is crazy. That's a guy who's literally, he's so retarded he can't imagine other people's brains existing. Well that guy's probably, you know, he holds us to a higher standard. Most podcasters I've seen go on stage,

they just say things they've said on the podcast. That they've said on the show, yeah. Like word for word, but like kind of worse. Because it is the most funny things that they've probably said have been in their, you know, on podcast. It's the largest amount to take from. So that's why I think I'm just going,

and now I'm a playwright. Keep throwing them out there. I have yet to think about. Oh, by the way, I should, Ben Avery dot live for tickets, cringe, March 15th. Connor wanted me to, he asked me to promote it up front. He's gonna do the soda cracker bet. This Saturday, Los Angeles, come see me and Connor.

I'm gonna try out the new soda cracker bit I'm gonna stretch it to 15 stretch it out You get you're gonna drive yourself crazy and turn into Carlin during that period if he was a total hack He's like he got jelly you got jam So the cracker yeah, yeah jelly gelatin like that type of thing. Yeah. Yeah, Carlin actually ruled Oh, okay, so we just will ask week we watch a car on there where he was just talking about fat Like that type of thing. Yeah. Yeah, Carlin actually ruled though. Carlin kicks in. We just, last week we watched Carlin though where he was just talking about fat people

sucking ass for 20 minutes. That's one of my favorites. Yeah. Where he's like, these are fat, dumb motherfuckers. What were you saying? I haven't even been able to reuse bits at the show. Every bit I've done has been, I've thrown out. Oh yeah, I don't even.

I've, I've. Could you imagine me going into, every time Connor tries to redo a bit, people just sit there quietly. So, I mean, I'm not gonna. The show is very bizarre, cause it's like working comics that come and they do their thing.

The crowd's like, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, like, amalgamations of people from the podcast go up and they're like, Heil Hitler! And everyone's like, woo! It's so fun. And then we go to Mel's diner after, and Bill Maher's there, and there's fans accosting him and his wife.

My favorite is the four random LA comics actually doing comedy. Me, Devon, and Joey are drunk in the back. We don't watch the entire show. I just, yeah, I come and go. It feels like a weird fever dream. I walk out, and I go, Ben, I forgot Ben's doing this. I go into the back.

Yeah, I wait for Joey to get up. I'm like, oh, Ben's up. I'll go watch Ben do his play where the black guy screams the N-word at him. I had no clothes happening last time. I was like, Ben's on stage with an older black man. He was playing my dad. It was great.

It was very funny. It's on the website. Moe filmed it. But Joey, after, was like, hey, give me some advance next time we need to be like get a thing going Yeah, Joey like I mean Joey's made for the stage So if you get Joey, you don't know who he is from hate watch. Joey LaFleur one of the best actors I've actually ever seen I'm gonna write a play with Joey this week. I think we're gonna perform

Is he gonna he's gonna agree to that? He told me drunk that he would love to. Wow, that's, yeah. You think he'll back out? That sign sealed and delivered. He told you drunk that he'll be there. You gotta only talk to him when he's drunk to get him to do it.

We're doing Jock Week episodes before the show on Saturday, so I'm sure he'll be in tip-top shape. You guys are doing them all day Saturday? We're doing a few. Damn it. No, but no. Yeah, he might be toasting. And we record Friday too, and you know,

Joey can't speak unless he has 28 white claws in him. Joey will be in the hospital. Joey will be in an iron lung at the show. We literally have started, we've started selling Joey's sweat as soju at Korean places around LA. Yeah, it's like rice wine. Yeah.

Yeah, it's the shit they spray at Benihana. To make the smoke. You let Joey sleep on a big bed of rice, and there's like mason jars underneath the bed. Yeah, yeah. And then you just collect alcohol. Exactly, we're like making like cheese curd or whatever. Joey sleeps like Rooster Cogburn in Koreatown.

On a big bag with rats on it. Oh, that's so good. Yeah. Yeah. BenAvery.live for tickets though, for that. On a big bag with so good. Yeah, yeah Been Avery dot live for tickets though for that Gonna get into the play game doing play. I might do I might do stand-up I might do a play as well. I do a hybrid might do whatever do whatever you want. It's fun We have dude the shows have been so much fun. Actually. Yeah, they always seem fun No one books me on their stand-up show, but I mean, I mean what are you gonna do?

I don't think even the working comics get booked on instead. Yeah, I don't think stand-up show, but I mean, what are you gonna do? I don't think even the working comics get booked on stand-up shows out here. I don't think stand-up shows exist really. Yeah, not in LA really. You gotta hit the road, Jack. Yeah, I gotta go on the road. You gotta drive down to Orange, California to do those great shows. Where a guy has SS carved into his forehead like Charles Manson. Every show Connor tells me about that him and people in comedy are doing it's like they hang out at the comedy store you can occasionally get up I guess here and there but for the most part they're like did you do that don't tell shows like on a raft in the Pacific. I mean and now you kind of float and then there's people like on Catalina and you could you got you

shout out you bounce your words off the mountain they hear hear it and, yeah, I don't know. It costs a bunch of money to do. You gotta pay the guy like $200 or three months in advance to do it. And then you have the set of your lifetime and they're like, we filmed it and then you get the tape and it's broken or something. Well nowadays, by the way,

if you wanna get, if you really to get booked and be successful, you gotta get booked at the White House, apparently. Ooh. Bast. Common is back. Common's legal again. That's where, look, if I want to be in the big club, we're kicked off everything now. Department of Goofs.

You're like, what is the Department of Goofs doing? They're like, oh, we're going to kill your grandma. Hey, are you homeless? I'm going to shoot you in the head. Bites. We're going to kill all your grandparents and shoot the homeless. Commis legal again.

Is your grandfather crippled? Throw him out of the window. Yeah, that's good times. But you know they released all the parts of the Epstein file that weren't important at all. So that's good. Weirdly enough, Elon doesn't make any jokes about Jews or Israel by the way, I've noticed that.

Yeah, cause he's not funny. Well I mean, I'm just saying like the whole comedy thing. Like there's a guy that was just arrested at Columbia. Did you see the student? For protesting? He was at a protest, he was pro-Palestine, and he got arrested by a robot that Alex Karp built. It's just ex-CIA contractors are just running the world now completely. Yeah, and then he steps on his neck,

shoots him in the back of the head like Schengler's List, and he goes, comedy's legal. As long as you agree with the stage, comedy's legal. I've seen Elon on stage with a big, he has like the, he has like a medallion of like get the hostages home and stuff like that. And he gets very serious when he talks about Israel. No, yeah.

Very serious. He's like, there's a lot of hostages and he's strapping a baby vest to him so he doesn't get shot in public. Well, he got that from the Palestinians actually. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's got that right out of their playbook.

Yeah. Wait, no, it's horrific claims. Who was this guy that they got arrested? There's this guy at Columbia who was, so basically, you know, the context, I get so paranoid when I hear every state official saying their biggest priority is to stop anti-Semitism. That's their biggest, out of everything that there is.

Not, there's so many things. But apparently anti-Semitism is the, it's the, and by the way, at any point in time, what have we heard was the most harmful thing from the state? It was, at one point it was COVID, right? Which, that was retarded. Then it was Black Lives Matter, also retarded, right?

Then for a brief period it was stopping Asian hate. That was the big one. Until they realized who was doing it. They literally, no they would've had a meeting and they looked at all the world's surveys, they're like, ah shit. What are we gonna do with this? Damn it, yeah.

Five Chief Keef's just ran up and punched a rice hat off an old man, so this is not a story. Cause you can't, but now it's, so now it's Israel and anti-Semitism because apparently you can't be a terrorist if you have a tank. If you have a tank, and like, you know, very sophisticated weaponry, you're not a terrorist.

You're only a terrorist if you're, you know, a guy with like bazookas and stuff. I literally just saw something on Twitter the other day where they were like. It's like Team America or World Police. Did we not learn this lesson, like, a long time ago? We don't learn anything. No, no.

We actually- People are cheering on the walls time ago. We don't learn anything. No, no. People are cheering on the walls being built up around them closer and closer. Alex Karp and Peter Till, these guys go on TV and they talk about defeating the woke left. And you're cheering on some guy who just, he's, for the past 15 years, he's flushed you down the toilet.

You're swirling like a turd. And you're cheating, you go, yeah, bae, you're swirling with the other turds of people're like, yeah, bae, you're swirling with the other turds of people. Yeah, bae, so bae, defeating the woke lab. They're literally cheering like, bae, they're wild. And then they're watching and building, and they finish it, and they realize it's a prison

that they're trapped inside of. They go, oh, I thought it was to defeat Hispanics. Not to ruin my life. No, I mean, people are incredibly retarded. So, you know, and then all forms of independent media are now the state media. So I don't know what's, we're getting kicked off of YouTube. Are there any other podcasts that are super anti-Zionism,

anti-Israel, anti, I feel like we're one of the few comedy podcasts that aren't in the big club. And we're getting thrown off of YouTube. Because we're not talking about how fucking, yeah, base and shit. All this bullshit is. I see like Theo Vaughn will have, I'll see like a clip go viral where he's like,

that ain't right, man. And people are like, Theo's like, it's so nice to see him on the right side of history. Yeah, and then the next week he'll have a bagel on his show. He'll be like, I mean, just kill them all, man. Nah, we had a rat infestation at the schools. Kind of sounds like them Arabs. So you got to kill them all, man.

He's the only one that has the awareness to seem like he has any compassion. Yeah, exactly. For like kids dying in a war that they didn't sign up to be in. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. The little kids dying. Yeah. Yeah. But didn't sign up to be in. Yeah. Exactly, yeah. Exactly. Little kids dying.

Yeah. Yeah. But at this point it is over. Yeah. There is no turning back. Well, I mean we have- Gaza will be flat. Yeah.

It's over. We're turning it into a golf course. It's gonna be like a resort. Yeah, the White House, they post videos all the time of like, it's like it's gonna be a new basketball arena. Yeah, yeah, the new season of White Lotus is filmed in Gaza. Yeah.

Yeah, it's a resort now. It's very funny, they tricked all of their, they tricked their Christian base of like, we have Christian values, we love America, and then they're like, just sending as much money as they can to Israel, and they're like, we love Jews more than anybody We got is

Israel is the new Epstein Island It's the last one left. It's it's the it's the last They they got the cool one they got the party island Well, there's way more kid fucking going on in Israel than there is yeah seen island ever happened Yeah, probably which is so weird that they keep, you'd think they'd have like a fetish for like the brown kids. Like don't kill them, at least fuck them.

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Back to the show. Yeah, that's what you gotta tell the Palestinian kids, you gotta go up to the, the line. Start doing, start dropping. You gotta show some hole. Show some, show some. Show hole. You wanna live. Run up to the fence the, the line. You gotta show some hole. Show some holes. Show hole. You wanna live.

Run up to the fence waving your dick around. Maybe they'll bring you in. Yeah. It's so odd, people like Whitney Webb. Everybody that's been consistent is being hated. The boy in the see-through pajamas. Very good, David. Very good.

All right. March 15th, cringe. I mean, I saw, I saw Rick Scott just put out a video about something completely unrelated to Judaism and he had a gigantic Israel flag behind him in his office. He looked like Padden, like giving the speech at the beginning of the movie. But he was just a gigantic star of David. I don't know what happened because two years ago all the people that were saying, yeah, you'll own nothing and like it.

Those types of people that were chanting that, saying this is what these people want, now they're championing those same people who want you to own nothing and like it. So I don't know what happened, but hats off to them. They did a great job. They're all on Rogan, they're all on the biggest podcasts in the world, they're doing exactly what they're

like supposed to do, I guess. They're all cool now, you know? All these fags, they buy a chain and a cool. They start taking testosterone. Yeah, like a cool sweater, and they show up on Rogan, and Rogan's like, you look like you've been working out, man. Yeah, Andreessen, Mark Zuckerberg. And some huge fags like, I have, I've

been getting pussy lately, too. He's interviewing Al Greenspan, the chair of the Fed. He's like, you're looking really good man. He goes, yeah, I actually got into, I didn't fakely get into Jiu Jitsu, I love hunting. We just watched that video of Mark Zuckerberg talking about loving hunting on Rogue. And Rogue asks him, what's your bow?

And he's like, oh. He goes, it's a really sweet one. I just can't think of the name at all. Yeah. Clearly lying out of his ass. Yeah, I don't know. It's, nothing's gonna get better for the foreseeable future, it doesn't seem.

Oh no. No, no, no, no. Well, we have, at least we got, you know, I just watched Mickey 17. Oh, I walked out of that yesterday. See, Devin, you can't, you used to love watching pieces of shit, I feel like. What happened to you?

Dude, it was such a boring piece of shit though. I know, but you love hot to shit. But it wasn't that bad, it was just that it was like nothing. It's kind of boring. It was like nothing to me. So I was just like, I don't even care. So it picks up when it stops being a voiceover. Because there's probably like 50 minutes.

Yeah, there's 45 minutes. Where they stop doing the voiceover thing and then the plot happens. And I go, thank you, I can follow the movie. I don't need some guy to keep telling me. The most on the nose. There was nothing subtle about the movie. They're acting like we have to have this big

30 minute explanation of what's going on. I mean, if you had, if you're watching a movie and I kept leaning into your ear the whole time, I go, so what he's doing right now, he's walking into the room. Yeah. He's gonna try, you'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm watching it.

Right. Stop telling me. By the way, do you think Mark Ruffalo was Trump in that movie? No, not at all. Oh. It was, I'm actually retarded. I thought he was just doing Elon the whole time.

Wow, well, they're like the same. That's like, you know. Oh, I just saw people being like, he's Trump. I'm like, it was written, filmed, and edited completely under Biden. I just thought it was just supposed to be some leader. It felt obviously like Trump. Towards the end, he was slipping into Trump a little bit.

I felt like in his trailer he was watching Trump. Ruffalo probably brought that, because he's very lib. Yeah. He gave himself a brain tumor with TDS. Trump gave him a tumor. Trump gave him a brain tumor. So he's very lib. But, uh. He gave himself like a brain tumor with like TDS. Trump gave him a tumor. Trump gave him a brain tumor. So he should be mad. They cut out a little tumor with orange hair on top of it. Out of his brain.

Yeah. But yeah, I don't know. I left when it was like they were doing the like the threesome scene. They're like, so you have multiples? Okay, you get Mickey 17. And I was just like, you wanna get food to John? And we just left.

Yeah. It was kind of, it just went nowhere. It would have been a more interesting villain if the person was like a, cause it's such a reflection of what's going on now. If the villain happened to have been the super liberal progressive type of person, I think that would have been more interesting. Like a person who's pretending to be like very benevolent

and progressive and open-minded and stuff. It would have been more interesting. The whole thing was completely flat and boring. I also don't care about Mickey. Kill him every day. Who gives a shit? He sucks. He's not interesting or smart.

I was kind of like, well, he signed up for the job. He signed up for it. He's a fucking moron. I don't care. It's who killed Kenny, the movie. Yeah. It's over and over and over. But they didn't even kill him in interesting ways.

I wanted him to get smashed or eaten. Dude, that's what I was so excited for. Yeah. Hit him with a big hammer. Yeah, big, yeah. I want itchy and scratchy deaths. Yeah. Cut him in half.

With Robert Pattinson. That Luke movie has been done many times in recent history, too. Palm Springs was better than Mickey 17, the movie with Andy Samberg, where he keeps getting killed every day and waking up in the same day. Or Groundhog Day.

Groundhog Day. Multiplicity with Bill fucking Murray. Yeah, I guess that movie, that trope has been done quite a few times. Yeah, I think Bong Ju's kinda overrated. I finally came to that conclusion. Bong Ju. Bong Ju.

Bong Ju. That dang Bong Ju ho. Bong Ju. I don't care for, you rewatched Parasite? It does not hold up. Yeah, I rewatched it and I was like, but I know how this ends, so I don't, this doesn't do anything for me now.

Yeah. Dude, I didn't, by the way, I didn't even know about this. I found all these transcripts of like JD Vance saying Trump is Hitler. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He goes, yeah, Trump's America's Hitler. I found all these transcripts of like JD Vance saying Trump is Hitler. He goes, yeah, Trump's America's Hitler. He's probably the worst president of all time. He was literally like an orange man bad guy in 2016. He was like, I decay not Trump though.

And now he's like, yeah, I'm like a fucking red pill gamer. I'm so based. I like love based me. I love the post. And what posting is, is I pick the most retarded person who responds to me and I dunk on their ass. Yeah, I wonder what that is. I hate him because he's actually,

I think he's an incredibly smart guy and he's just a cocksucker who wants power at whatever cost he's got it. Well yeah, we already caught you with your pants. You were saying Trump is Hitler. That's like the, that's like guys with these flags are having coffee talking about how is Hitler you said it bitch guys You're fag. I've never said that my walk up to your Indian wife and blow her brains

That'd be so cool Yeah, JD's gonna have to go on Twitter like what you don't understand is my wife was a stupid immigrant. She was a dumb P'jeet. She was a dumb P'jeet. Ah! It took her six years to get her neuroscience degree. She had to go. Yeah. He had to turn her head into a butter chicken.

Yeah. You saw her. He makes Cash Patel shoot her. Like, he's one of the capos in the Holocaust. Trump can start, he can kill JD Vance's Indian wife and then pardon himself immediately. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's still president. He immediately. He's still president as she's bleeding out. As he's pulling the trigger, he goes, I'm innocent.

Innocent. I hope he starts doing it. Yeah, that would kick ass. He has a new kid, Trump's like, how'd the ultrasound look? What does that little turd look like? Giving birth to diarrhea, huh? You heard your wife's gonna take another shit, huh? Big shit.

She's got some naan in the oven, huh? Some gross half naan creature. Some fucked up fly creature. He goes, yes, Mr. President. He goes, thank you, Mr. President. Thank you, Mr. President. You're hilarious, thank you. Do you want me to call Zelinsky a faggot, Mr. President. Thank you, Mr. President. You're hilarious, thank you. Do you want me to call Zelensky a faggot, Mr. President?

Yeah, he sucks ass. That rules, though. God bless him for being willing to have an Indian wife in this kind of climate. It's pretty cool. Staying next to Trump. I mean, they can push the H-1B thing all they want. No one's gonna go for it.

Yeah, yeah, he's bleaching his wife's skin in her sleep to try and save her. He's trying to get white woman surgery. She. Yeah, he's bleaching his wife's skin in her sleep to try and save her Yeah, he's trying to get white woman. She wakes up. She's like, why is my skin burning off? Why is it just my lower dermis on my face exposed? Yeah, she needs to white it up a little bit by the way. She does a lot of these people do yeah cash betel Getting sworn in on the bog of our Gita Son of a bitch. You see that wait. That's real. He got sworn in on the the Bhagavad Gita or whatever Patel did yeah

What's the Hindu one? Is that it? Yeah, it sounds correct. I don't know sounds kind of correct. Mm-hmm You got sworn. He didn't he didn't do the Bible. He did the he did the the Bhagavad Gita Hmm, I think I saw him in on a rape whistle. Yeah, it's a folded up magic carpet. He just has to put his hand over it. He's getting sworn in on a diaper. Puts his hand on it so he has to warm with pee. Yeah, after they swear him, he goes,

can I have that diaper? I swear I'm not going to eat it. He's totally going to eat it. Is that some warm with pee? Yeah, after they swear at me, he goes, can I have that diaper? I swear I'm not going to eat it. He's totally going to eat it. He reuses them like paper towels. Like when you fold a paper towel and you put it above the stove so it kind of dries out, you can use it the next day. He's got a big clothes line of shitty diapers.

This is why we're not on YouTube, by the way, is because the- No, it's because of gambling. Let's get into it. Did you take the over or the under last week on that big Nebraska game? Now we can talk gambling. Now we can talk, finally.

Finally. Not restricted by these anti-gambling rules. Casino the podcast. I love it. Listen here, you Jew motherfucker you. You Indian motherfucker you. No, what I'm saying, this is why we're not on YouTube, because the Trump people won't be happy we're saying on YouTube because like the Trump people won't be happy we're

saying this but then the other people won't be happy because we're being we're in a quote-unquote racist echo chamber the messages I get so I don't even know and we're also LA faggots by the way so I don't know I guess we know we're truly for no we live every time we do the podcast we're playing roulette and we go we go like 25 on red three and then six. We spread it across the table and it hits the double lots on the top. Yeah, yeah, but we're playing a wheel with no numbers on it.

It just spins and then stops and they go, no, you lose. And every week some entity on the internet makes us go keep our head afloat in a rat-infested little pond. We're just gasping for air as rats chew our ears. This show should be called Mickey 17. Mickey 17. We're dying and being reborn all the time.

Over and over again. This website's gonna be so expensive, I think, to build and everything else. The infrastructure of it is just incredible. And then the Montcrete cost that he, yeah, we're getting quoted on. Redbar, please reach out. Please help me.

Please save me, Redbar. Redbar offered on his show to help us launch this whole thing. I'm glad, I wanna be grateful for the allies we have. War Mode, Redbar. Mike Rainey. Mike Rainey. Mr. Butterly.

Our grandma listens to the show. And will send me nice follow up articles about things that I talk about. She'll send me an article about white Russians after this. I'll send grandma articles about Chris Hedges and stuff. She'll be like, oh, that's interesting. Yeah, I'll be like, check out this book. Yeah.

That's nice. Yeah. Does she have her own website? No, but our grandma, she's going on Matt and Shane. She's actually making more money. She's on Matt and Shane next week. Yeah? She's on with James Donald Forbes McCann.

I think that's his name. Yeah. Is that his name? James, James. I thought it was James, James McCann, yeah. I think I got it right. But it's James, it's like James Donald Forbes McCann. He's very funny.

That's a crazy name. My grandma's going on the road with him. She's been opening for him. Yeah, our grandma just did Legion of skanks actually Our grandma got pulled a kill Tony and then she fucked big Jay She said the n-word they had to cut the whole thing out. Yeah, but the the kill Tony subreddit They there was a long there's like 800 comment thing. They had to lock it really yeah all about my grandma I was shouting the n-word yeah, she was saying we you know 80 years ago We'd have you hanging upside down from a tree with a fucking fork up your ass Yeah, and the red band kept playing meow noises

So yeah, she's banned from the state of Texas from touching a microphone That's what governor Abbott signed. Yeah. Rogan's too afraid to touch her right now. Really? Yeah, because she hasn't been co-signed by any of the any of the big guys yet, but we're hoping. I called Shane Gillis yesterday and I said,

hey, my grandma, she was in the KKK. She's, I go, but she's really funny. She's really funny. She already served like 30 years in prison. It's all behind her. What she did to that little child, you know, it wasn't her fault. Did he respond?

He blocked me on Instagram. And then he goes, just making sure, our episode we did is still on Patreon, right? It's still behind a paywall. You never put it out publicly, okay, good. Thanks, dude. So we're all good. And then I called him a fed.

I called Shane a fed. I emailed him. Well, Shane's obviously a fed. He has ties to the fed. His dad talked to a guy who was in the CIA one time. Yeah, his dad went to high school with a guy who had another life, who had a whole other life. I think they call Billy McCusker,

they call him like silly star fucker now. Cause they're like, I see comments where like War Mode used to have it out for the Jays, but then they got, they went soft. Oh. Which is, I don't, which I don't even really know what that means. They went soft.

They're like, well they never called for the execution of all of them, so they're being soft. I think I saw they had Holocaust revisionists on their show and stuff. I think they kinda go as far as you really could go. Seems like they went pretty far. Yeah, good for them.

Against the quote unquote Jays. Whatever that means, by the way. I don't know. I don't even know what the Jays mean. What is a J? Well, we're off YouTube actually, so we can do whatever we want Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews Jews. Yep. Yeah, I don't know. It's good. I didn't think the chain goes isn't the CIA

Dude, he's a fucking plant. Yeah Can we drop the stick? Shane he actually walls to do a n-word sketch on SNL last week Dude, so Shane that's why so Bud Light apparently is like extorting him. He's not making any money doing this. Mm-hmm They have like tons of blackmail on on Shane Gillis. Yeah, actually they're making shame fuck Dylan Mulvaney Yeah, that's what I'm getting fucked by and dating Dylan Mulvaney. He's being extorted by the woke deep state that hates Israel. Yeah. Or loves, I forget, if it loves Israel now.

Everybody loves Israel. Well, they keep changing it, because Musk and all these guys just learned what the deep state means like two weeks ago. So they keep saying the deep state hates Israel, but I thought the deep state loved Israel. Right, meanwhile he's the president of the FBI. He's like, he's posting like Biden did in 2020,

where he's like, somebody's gotta get in the White House and change stuff. James, we gotta stay focused here. Shane Gillis is a glowy. Sure, yeah. He's a fed. He's a fed, he's being extorted by woke left Bud Light. Yeah.

And unfortunately, I talked to Billy McCusker and Spud. We got on a private Skype link with a VPN and everything. We talked about the whole thing. Or I was like, look, I've been seeing the comments where they're calling you silly cuckstar. And that you're not calling out the J's enough. And they go, I know, they got a lot of dirt on us, actually.

We're afraid, our families don't feel safe. They're a messiah now. Yeah, no, but privately we prayed about it. I said it's in God's hands now, of course. They're living underground right now. Well, it's too bad their famous friend, Lee Harvey Oswald, can't get them out of this rut. It actually, so there's AI models now

that can just do people's podcasts. Billy and Spud said they haven't allowed to be recorded, they haven't allowed to record an episode in like a year. So everything that's coming out on war mode, all of that stuff, it's all AI generated. None of it is even, it's not even them. They're not, they showed me that on Skype, their tongues are cut out of their mouths.

And Shane's not even Shane anymore, he died years ago. It's like Paul McCartney, I'm Paul McCartney's not anymore Which makes sense they do it to everybody Shane's so famous now. Where's the veneers? Where's the ozempic? Where is the testosterone? Yeah, the John you look John cool. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you still look like that? Why do you look worse? Why did you get why didn't you get Matt right surgery? Yeah? Going where do you like Tom Segura? Where are you? I thought Shane was a brilliant comedian. He looks like Shane. Why don't you get Tom Segura?

Tom Segura, I'm pretty sure, got Japanese eye surgery. I think he got the eye surgery Asians get to open their eyes. Because now he has the upper face of a Thai boy. A Thai boy that you pay top dollar for. You don't even see Shane in public. When's the last time you saw him in public? I go out all the time. Have you guys run into Shane? No. Haven't in public when's the last time you saw him in public

I go out all the time. Maybe you guys run into Shane No, I'm not all never say I haven't seen him never see him. I go out never see I go out sometimes once twice A week never see him. I look over at everybody on next to in traffic and never see Shane driving Where is he what's going on? Why is war mode scared for the life? Why is warmote not allowed to record episodes of their podcast anymore? Yeah, what's up with that? These are all things I think about every day me too. This is what's going on I'm piece this together in the comment section of all these podcasts. Mm-hmm. I'm a faggot Who's underwater on his mortgage right now? Yeah

Okay, you got that Devon. Yeah, I got I'm a faggot Yeah Okay, you got that Devon? Yeah, I got you. I'm a faggot. He's underwater on his mortgage. On his mortgage, yeah. You, I'm trying to think what the thing is with you. You're... This week, Shane Gillis has been activated by the powers that be. There's a sleeper cell in Austin. They've got Rogan, they're taking Rogan's compound.

Is he a clone? Is he fucking Dylan Mulvaney? This week Rogan interviews Pol Pot. Rogan talks to Pol Pot about the woke left. Could you show Rogan like a hologram of Pol Pot and he would have like a four hour conversation with it? I think you could show, I think Rogan could have anybody, I think Rogan could have Dylan Mulvaney in front of him

and be like, yeah, I'd love to suck your trans dick right now. Dude, so obviously Hitler's the coolest one of them all. Well, let me take that back. Hitler's the most interesting one of them all, right? He's got the most, Hitler, let's, okay, everybody talks, they mentioned they could also go, Mussolini, Stalin, Pol Pot, but Hitler is like-

Is that about Rogan's guests? Pfft. He's Spotify exclusive. It's on a paywall. So Hitler obviously has the most star power. I don't give a shit about Stalin or Mussolini. Yeah, he's kind of like the Timothy Shallam. Mussolini got hung up by his cock and shit upside down.

He's a fucking. Yeah, he's a little Italian dipshit. He showed hole. I think they shot him in the head and then hung him upside down. He's a fuckin' He's a little Italian dipshit. He showed whole. I think they shot him in the head and then hung him upside down by his balls. In the square. Yeah. Him and his wife, they hung his wife by her pussy,

I believe. That's, yeah. And that's why Hitler killed himself. Yeah, and they just threw pasta at their faces all day for like days. So I recently, one of my wife's friends who owns a restaurant is Cambodian. Okay. I didn't know that. I just always thought she was Chinese.

She's Cambodian. I'm not kidding. I thought I was having lunch with her. She goes, I'm Cambodian. I'm from Cambodia. I go, Oh shit, I thought you were Chinese. I'm not, I literally thought you, I literally thought she was also Chinese. That's why I reacted like that. I've also at one point I thought she was Filipino. And then I went back to thinking she was Chinese. I told stories about her where she's Chinese,

she's from, she told me, I told other people about this woman and said she told me she's from China. Is this the one at the wedding? Yeah, the one at the wedding. Oh yeah. Yeah, yeah. I thought she was black. No, I'm kidding. I knew she was like from some,

I knew it was a vague region in my mind that I couldn't find on a map that was by Vietnam. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're like, you know, there's jungle and some fish heads. I know that. Over there. Cambodians have like, they're like Chinese people, but they have like huge foreheads.

They're like giant forehead Vietnamese people. I guess they almost, they almost like, it's almost like they evolved that way to like let like, like the military land on their head during the war Yeah, it's like they evolved to get genocide at easier. Yeah, it might just be like an Agent Orange thing Like if like a fish they just have big heads because of yeah I think I kind of imagine her just coming out of a fish's mouth like a fish Swam to shore and it opened its mouth and she walked out of it. Like the art of killing?

What is that? Like that cover? The one where they make the guys reenact all the crimes they did in Cambodia. Oh, that's so good. Yeah, yeah. What's with the fish thing though? It's just a big, there's a big fish in Cambodia

and it's a shitty country, so it's like the most famous thing there. It's like their Empire State Building, it's just a big fish somebody built. Their Elvis Presley is a fish? Yeah, no, they literally, they're like, this costs $80 to build, this is the most impressive thing in Cambodia. This is Disney World. This is Disney World Presley is a fish. Yeah, no, they literally, they're like, this costs $80 to build. This is the most impressive thing in Cambodia.

This is Disney World. This is Disney World. It's a fish. We go look at a fish, and we go, that looks like the fish that we eat. So what's crazy is she, and this is a great argument actually for, and we're trying to be more pro the administration right now.

We want to get back on YouTube. Right. You know, Israel first, everything else. This is a pro-immigration thing in terms of a refugee. So, I don't know if you guys know about this in Cambodia, but this is the Pol Pot thing, actually. Yeah, the killing fields. Yeah, yeah, the killing fields.

Kaiser, Kaiser Rouge? Chimer Rouge? I think it's called Chimer Rouge. I saw it on Wikipedia. I think it's, yeah. K-H-Y-M-E-R-R-O-U-G-E. And it's like a field of like a million dead bodies. That's like turning into like gasoline, basically.

Yeah, so Pol Pot was a bad guy, and there were all the labor camps and everything else. And like 2 to 3 million people died in a genocide. You could call it a Holocaust. It's not the capital H Holocaust that has been marketed to the West, but it it a Holocaust. It's not the capital-H Holocaust that has been marketed to the West, but it was a Holocaust. For Hebe? Mm-hmm.

Pfft. Sorry. Very good. Not on YouTube. Not on YouTube. Watch our YouTube comes back tomorrow. We're like, shit! We have to record again, fuck.

So they had a Holocaust that there's no museums for, no one gives a shit about it, there's no movies about it or anything, right? Yeah, yeah, no. People go, yeah, yeah, yeah, Pol Pot, shut the fuck up, make the bar me. Yeah, man, give me the bar me, bitch. There's literally a movie called The Killing Fields

that I think won an Oscar, and nobody ever talks about it. At all. Sam Watterson was in it from Law and Order. Nobody, it doesn't exist anymore. It's because he doesn't have swag, right? They went back, they took the award away. Yeah, yeah. Retroactively.

Yeah, it's like Pol Pot did steroids or something. We're taking that. Is it cause Pol Pot looked like Ian Miles Chong and it's not like a romantic, cool Holocaust kind of? It is funny. I remember reading about Pol Pot and then seeing a picture of him and just going like, that's just a little Chinese guy.

What? How did he kill all of you? Cause when you're a kid and you hear about the Holocaust, you think Hitler just said, come in, and he just shot six million people one by one. You've been given images of Hitler your entire life, so you see a picture of him, you're like, oh, this demonic guy.

And then you're reading about Pol Pot, who's just as bad, and then you see him, it's just a little guy bending down, smoking a cigarette. This guy drove me to LAX. Oh, I got it here. Khmer Rouge. Khmer Rouge. Khmer Rouge.

Khmer Rouge. Oh, he hosts The Daily Show now. Yeah, he's my Uber driver. Oh, Khmer Rouge is here in five minutes. Four stars. And Khmer Rouge! So Khmer Rouge was the name popularly given to members of the Communist Party of Kampuchea and by the extension to democratic, of course they're Democrats.

Kampuchea, which ruled Cambodia between 75 and 79. Okay, so whatever, I'm already losing interest in that. But regardless, a bunch of people, tons of people died. So many, right? Under the ideology of communism. Yeah. Which, Jason, I know you're a big fan of communism.

I go through history and I just keep a check mark of everything and I go, well, looks like we got another win. I mean, I'm gonna Google this just to make sure. Because by the way, I heard the story firsthand from a survivor of Khmer Rouge. The lady we know? Khmer Rouge?

Khmer Rouge? Khmer Rouge, yes. I heard a story from the survivor. Now she might be full of shit. Is that the lady we know? She told me millions died. Yeah, yeah, she survived. That's why she's in America.

That's why I'm going to tell a story. She's the one Cambodian who moved to LA and didn't open a donut store. That's insane. Yeah. Because she owns a really nice restaurant with her husband now. That's crazy.

Like a fine dining restaurant. I remember her drunk at your wedding, yeah. Yeah. Kind of makes you have a little more sympathy for her getting drunk. I did totally get it. Yeah, but she was just like upset about like the COVID rules.

She wasn't talking about like I watched my whole family get burned alive in front of me. Oh, we didn't care about the cover We cared about the cursing. Yeah the cursing Yeah, one between 1.5 and 3 million people were killed at the hands of the Khmer Rouge a communist political group But I also saw the word Democrat and their democratic something. Yeah, they're the Democrats They took also they took power in the country following the Cambodian Civil War. This is how much I think America is more important, is I literally imagine Cambodians in Civil War garb

from our Civil War fighting each other. Like gray coats and like, yeah. The genocide stuff's tough, you know? Cause sometimes, you know, these, you invade or whatever, or a guy gets a little crazy and he's like, all right, everyone just fucking stay here right now, but people keep, they get a little wily and they try running and then that's where the genocide starts, they gotta shoot you, like why are you trying to run?

You should've stayed. It's a sit still type of thing. They don't sit still. You go, well we killed one of you, so now there's 2.5 million witnesses. Because then one guy fires and then everyone starts firing. All of a sudden genocide, one guy had a DD consist still One neurodivergent fuck little neurodivergent Cambodian me like a goose not a hummingbird exactly

Yeah, just listen sit and spit take orders If they came to the house right now, and they I will go whatever you need sure hands up Don't shoot. I would try and be really good so I could join them yes Dev because Devon likes a winner. I love winners. He loves Pol Pot. I love a winner. Big numbers, Pol Pot put up.

Big, big numbers. He's high up on the leader board. Per capita, probably much better than Hitler, if you think about it. Probably, right? Yeah. There's much less people in Cambodia, I'm assuming. So she told me that her and her family

were in these camps, right? Really? And I was like, wow, that's crazy. So I'm like, what part of China was that? She's like, no, this is Cambodia. I'm like, right. Yeah, yeah. It's not China.

So Southern China. So she goes, so I was in not China. You go, wow. You go, so you were in England. They did a genocide in England? Wait, you're talking, you're African? You're an African person? You know, I thought we dropped the bomb on Tokyo.

Here's nothing, nothing, nothing is correct. She gives up. She lived through a holocaust. She kills herself. So she told me she was in the war camps. And this is, so the way she survived as a baby is, and this is the importance of culture and your parents passing down skills to you.

They didn't have any food in the camps and a lot of the babies and people were dying from not having the proper nutrients even. You can starve and stuff, but if you're not, if you're eating bread and stuff, you'll just die. Yeah, your bones basically melt. Exactly. So what he would, her dad did,

he would sneak out of the camps at night and his father, her grandfather, taught him how to catch fish without a fishing pole. And because her grandfather taught her father how to do that, he was able to sneak in a fish every now and then that he would catch with his bare hands in the middle of the night, with no lights or anything, and bring it back.

And he would trade that for cigarettes that they could smoke. For long, ashy cigarettes. So you wouldn't go insane. Yeah, yeah. And kill his family. He goes, if I don't squat for 14 hours a day smoking long, ashy cigarettes, yeah. And kills fans. He goes, if I don't squat for 14 hours a day smoking long-ass few cigarettes, I'll kill everyone here.

So this Cambodian dad, he would sneak in and he would give little bits, and you're not even supposed to give raw fish to a baby. No, he's already breaking the rules. Yeah. Went and got a fish, that's not allowed. Can't get a fish. You can't sneak in. Once again.

Yeah. You understand Genesis. I don't want to be a Nazi here, but you're getting everyone in trouble. You broke the rule. I said no waking up in the night to get fish. And you did. So, pshhwoooo.

And then y'all cry, you scream. I didn't want to do this. I didn't want to do this. I said sit still, eat bread. You stole the fish against my wishes, now I have to eat food out of your skull. This is your fault. You gotta play by the rules.

Otherwise, things descend into chaos. We're all out of bowls. I This is your fault. You gotta play by the rules, otherwise things descend into chaos. We're all out of bowls, I'm sorry. We have to shoot this guy in the head and use his skull for fun. Sorry, you broke the rules and I have to play your, I have to play your ribs like a big xylophone in a cartoon. This is your fault. He didn't listen.

He would feed her raw fish and she was, as a baby she was able to take that. So anyway, the dad found out, he had a friend who worked in the, he was like a military guy on the bad side or whatever. He worked for the Rouge. Yeah, yeah, he was tipping, him and his dad, him and her dad used to be like,

they were like tight or whatever. Right. And he gave him the one, like he sat, he could have died, but he passed on this information, like hey, your camp or whatever, they're gonna kill everybody tomorrow, so you gotta get out.

So on foot in the middle of the night, they figured out a way to escape and get out, and actually made it to, we took in refugees from Cambodia, I suppose, I'm not really sure. My wife kept trying to interrupt, but she's such a fucking bitch. Because I'm trying to get, I'm trying to learn about this wife kept trying to interrupt, but she's such a fucking bitch. Cause like I'm trying to get,

I'm trying to learn about this lady's genocide and Katie keeps being like, so are you and the boys going to more Dodger games this year, whatever? I'm like, shut the fuck up. We're talking about Holocaust over here, all right? This is a Chinese Jew. This is a Chinese Holocaust.

For Christ's sake, honey. Shut the fuck up. We're listening to Shinju's List over here. You were really nipping out that day. Not on YouTube. Not on YouTube, folks. I'm gonna let them fly. Would've had the end, I'm like, wow,

so there was a Holocaust in Cambodia? I'm like, I didn't know there were Jews there. Opie killed three million Jews in Cambodia too? So you're telling me a pot killed a bunch of Jews in China? That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. Did they keep falling in it while they were cooking? How'd all those Jews die?

So, on some sort of refugee program she came over and then what's funny is Cambodian people, they like she told me, they open up donut shops that are very successful. I think convenience stores too and then she opened a restaurant in LA and it's wildly successful and she's a hard working person. She has seven children and they're all lovely people.

I've known them pretty much their whole lives. Her husband's amazing. But that was the power of those people is they would move over. Seven children, and they're all lovely people. I've known them pretty much their whole lives. Her husband's amazing. But that was the power of those people is they would move over. There was one guy who would literally bring families over and he'd be like, okay, here's your donut shop, here's your donut shop.

He made his money selling them the boxes for the donut shops. That's why every donut shop box is pink, is because this guy made them. But they work much harder than us and actually become, within a 30 years of a genocide. They somehow make a profit by selling food that's 35 cents.

Right. For a dozen. But the thing is, is that they don't bring their bullshit over here. They don't. They're not parade around with diapers on their heads and weird scars. No, they assimilate.

They come up with their face. They assimilate. All that stuff, they leave it. Leave it in the past. And they don't come over, like in our country, All that stuff, they leave it. Leave it in the past and they don't come over like in our country, in their country, everyone was killed. It's the modern.

With a snap of a finger. It's the new immigration now. These guys, they don't get the hint. Thank you, Devin. You want those dads that are like, no, no, no, we are totally American. You know, like Reagan, yes. We love Reagan, you dress like Teen Wolf now.

Yes. You are Teen Wolf. If you don't dress like Teen Wolf, I will beat you with a bow. Everyone, here I am with stupid T-shirts and sriracha pants. I got you big league chewed at the mall. You eat this, you are white.

You are a beautiful white boy. Yeah, yeah. But now you're right, people come in now and they're all hoity-toity about it. Well now we only seek people so we can pay them a third of what you would pay a white guy out of a college or some other person. That's why we let people in for cheap labor, not for...

They come in and they go, I'm not gonna pretend to care about America because there's not even a dream anymore. Yeah. I guess I get to look at the Nokia Center. But that's about it. I'm not giving up my fucking, I'm not giving up my machete.

Looking at the Nokia Center like it's the moon. Yeah, exactly. I'm not replacing my machete for an iPhone. I'm still gonna ride a boar to work with big tusks coming out of it. And they live here so they can make $35 and send that back to their country, full of their relatives.

The isolation and the meaninglessness of everything in America, of like we're all in cars separated from one another, going to places in like meaningless display. Like what's the point of, like you can just work at home, you don't even have to be at the office. Like what's the fucking point of even going to the office?

And in between it's just concrete anyway. America doesn't exist anymore. But that's, like if you went out and like you were, there was an 8.0 earthquake and you were standing outside the Topanga Mall and you saw the whole thing fall, would you even feel anything? No. It's cause it's people eating sandwiches,

staring at a TV or their phone. I'd be mad I're gonna get my phone out So I can make a lot of money on ridiculousness Yeah, I'm like Rob your day review. I could have made nine hundred dollars selling that to Rob your deck Well, he sits on a big laptop and he goes what? Dude, there's this diner by my house that we we love to go to as a family. Mm-hmm, and I Kind of am throng. I kind of love watching people talk to each other now. It's great, because you can go to a Solis,

did you see the McDonald's Play Places now? Did you see that viral photo? I did, yeah. Did you see the McDonald's? It's like a computer, right? It's a giant room and there's two iPads duct taped to the wall with chairs. And it says McDonald's Play Place.

Yeah. Yeah. And you're like, hey Plays. So, right. Yeah. And you're like, hey, if you can eat your meal, your kid can sit here and watch Chinese propaganda on our little, our grimmest colored TV that we have. It's insane. Yeah. But I went to, we were at the,

we were having breakfast this morning. And what is funny is because everybody is like, I don't think everybody realizes how much violence is in their head. At all times. At all times, just ready. Everyone's ready to be activated. And you go, let's take our mind off this,

let's go see a movie and every trailer is people getting their heads blown off or people invading their home and killing their family. Every single thing is death. That's the only movies that make money anymore. There's two movies a year about the Holocaust. It's just people just getting like trains or derails. You need to see this beautiful story of a man

surviving the Holocaust to come to America to then get home invaded and killed by a guy dressed as a clown. Yeah. Did you go to the Santa Anita mall? And there's, yeah, guys walking around like, dude, we're gonna go see the new movie, Rape Angel. The brutalist should end with Adrian Brody

getting like tortured by his like Jigsaw. There's truly, there's like monsters in everybody's head. There's big scary monsters. And then while you wait for your murder movie to start, you're on your phone watching people get killed. Yeah, at a theater, at the theater next to yours, there was a mass shooting. Yeah.

At least they went to theater six instead of seven. And you complained, you go, they better not fucking come in here and shut this movie down. And you, and you're watching the mass shooting, and you go, I've seen this already. You're mad at the, it's boring. Yeah, you see a trailer for a movie of the mass shooting

that just happened next door. You're like, that looks good. A new trailer comes on and it's a guy walking up to you in the movie theater and blowing your brains out And you're like fucking shit Fucking yeah, that's bullshit new movie by Anders Brevik Shot entirely on a GoPro hero black dude. I went to the movies last night I went to the Santa Anita mall on a Saturday night And if it felt like I was in a mall designed by Temple Grandin. Like it should just be

shoots leading to like delousing like vats that we all fall into. That's a good thing. You walk out of the movie and you can go right into Dave and Busters and get hammered and like... You know what's funny? We were doing a late date and we're like hey we got some energy let's go out and we went to the... we were like let's go to the Cheesecake Factory. That's funny that we would go there and there was an hour and a, let's go to the Cheesecake Factory, that's funny, that we would go there. And there was an hour and a half wait to get in the Cheesecake Factory. Yeah, because there's a Persian wedding happening inside.

Dude, people, and we were really- There's a man marrying a ceramic lion. Yeah, there's a priest officiating the whole thing. Right next to all the cheesecakes. Yeah, people do like the weird Steppy dance all over the place. No, we were like going there ironically because we suck in a different way Yeah, I mean it rules though. I was like there's people like getting I guess you get proposing right now at the Cheesecake Factory

I imagine the Cheesecake Factory looks like Patrick bet David's home It probably does you know, yeah, it's like shit too It's like art too shitty for Andy Warhol to make. Yeah, right. And then we try to go to Dave and Buster's and they're like, that's gonna be like 45 minutes to get in Dave and Buster's. Cheesecake Factory is like high society Planet Hollywood.

Yeah. Ooh, I like that. And Planet Hollywood died, right? I don't think they're around anymore. I don't think so, no. No, they shut them down, yeah. Johnny Rockets still liven well, at least. Interesting, those places are still kickin'.

They gotta be goin' out of business soon. I'm sure sure they are yeah, I watched a food review of a Johnny a guy went to Johnny Rockets on his birthday by himself Mmm, really sad. Yeah. Yeah, the food looked terrible. It's off. It's not good. Johnny Rockets is bad We're got way worse. Did he tell him it was his birthday on the video? Of course he did. He's excited that he's filming He's like, yeah, this is gonna get higher engagement than usual. I'm gonna get like 80 views on this Yeah, I follow real low B accounts on most classic establishments are dying out Yeah, the pantry closed the pantry diner a hundred years I never I never got to go sober and everyone literally thought once closed They might open back up somehow if some weird shit happens, but it's done for now, but I'll reopen it'll be shit

It'll be awful. It'll be new management. And I read that diners are kind of having a tough time. New York diners, they don't stay open 24 hours anymore after COVID. The Jewish deli is having a big issue. The people aren't going enough, but also at the same time, it's $35 for pastrami on hybrid. Yeah, unfortunately.

They need to really settle down. Yeah, and you'll go to Kandace, they made their sandwich like that big. Their sandwich is the size of a playing card. It's the size of Gaza. Yeah. You know what, this is gonna sound inhumane, but circle back to the immigration stuff or whatever.

This is really crazy, but like, do you think maybe they could, without, instead of deporting people, why don't they just end illegal immigrants' ability to send money back, like, back home? Like go to Wells Fargo and be like, shut it down. Like make, shut all banking, like transfers to, out of the United States, that's over. And then those people will be like, well what's even the point of me being here in Colorado? I think they don't even actually want to shut it down, though, do they?

Does it help them? I don't think so, because all these corporations are run off of that Mexican slave labor. It would end everything, I guess. So I'm assuming Kroger's got lobbyists fucking all these places, and they're like, yeah, do not say you're going to, and then just don't fucking do anything

Yeah, we need these people to like run our farms or whatever. Yeah, I'm not really sure about that I just assumed they're sending when they say they're sending money back home to their family It's like a giant like condor like picks up a big bag of money with a dollar sign on and flies it to like Mortar yeah giant, almost extinct bird. Will fly several bags of one dollar bills. Yeah, were you looking for? In quarters. You're like, is that a dinosaur with feathers?

Is that a scientifically accurate dinosaur flying? You know what's fucked up about the Condors, by the way? What? So, like 10 years ago, they ruled out putting lead in bullets in California. like 10 years ago, they ruled out putting lead in bullets in California. Which everybody, well people called everyone so like woke California. We don't want the guy you're shooting at lead bullets.

Fucking woke bullets. This is why I bring this up. So hunters go out and they shoot things. Oh and it gets into the meat. And they literally pump them full of lead. The condors, which there were only like 80 left, they immediately, their numbers went to like three. Yeah, condors are like getting cancer.

Literally, because they kept eating an animal, dead animal, because hunters, I guess, would shoot stuff. It'd be like, fuck it, I don't really want it anyway. They shoot a deer. And they'd leave it. No, they shoot a deer. They're like so fat, they shoot a deer, it runs like 50 feet.

They're like, oh, fuck, well, that's gone. It runs 50 feet and then falls and they go, nothing I can do. No way we're gonna find it. Brother, that's on a 15% gradient slope, we're not gonna get there. Yeah, fuck. Fuck, my rascal scooter ain't got enough battery to get that deer.

The guy takes his bib off. Yeah. He puts his knife and fork up. Yeah, he door dashes Johnny Carino's is a deer blind So they out so gay woke cuck cuck a fornia sure with Gavin gruesome So you can't even pump thankful that anymore you're not really free but the condors apparently it's gone way back up I love getting lead. I love that. They are they're like, hey you can't even pump things full of lead anymore. You're not really free. But the condors, apparently it's gone way back up because they're not getting lead poisoning anymore. I love that they're like,

hey, you can't poison these condors with lead. Meanwhile, you can actually put shit into the drinking water now. Hey, the Supreme Court met and now they can put shit in drinking water. Yeah! People were sharing photos before these limits were put on, like the EPA or whatever.

There's cities, I didn't know cities were on shit. Rivers were on fire in Chicago in the 60s. Well I heard that Cash Patel demanded the shit in the drinking water. Ah, yes! We're off YouTube. Yes, now it's the Indian deep state, it's not LSD, it's shit in the water.

JD Vance's wife was in his ear about that. She was like, the water's too clean. She was like, what if we had just a little bit of shit? Come on, I wanna see some floaters. This is our fluoride. Teeth are great in India. How else do I floss unless there's a... You're getting water out of the faucet.

Unless there's a thin turd in my water. You're getting water out of the faucet, just a turd comes out of the faucet. And you take it out like it's a martini. The pipes will not be clogged if you just let the turd fall right out. It's a lubricant. It spins the water faster.

I heard there was a giant Air India flight and they clogged all the toilets, they had to turn the plane around. Is it true? Yeah. Come on, man. No, it's literally, it's like none of these are jokes. No, no, no.

They were flying from America too, right? Yeah, yeah. Cause I saw you share that, I literally had a theory. So wait, what did they eat? What did they eat? Did they all starve to death? No, I think the... Yeah, they're like, hey, it's time for your in-flight meal

and they're just carrying the toilet from the plane down the aisle, they're pushing it. And they're just carrying the toilet from the plane down the aisle. They're pushing it Do you want the shit or diarrhea it's like I'll have the diarrhea I Would have the theory that I think it's an Air India flight flying from America So I think they had too many Americans on Who were taking big American shits? It wasn't small Indian White no, no, no, no, no, I think I'm, this is such an anti-white, anti- No, no, no, no, no, no, I think, I'm gonna work it around to anti-Indian.

I think Indian toilets are so small because they only have diarrhea. Yeah. Okay. That the holes in the toilet, the holes in the toilets are like the size of a pea. It's a hose, it's like an enema. Yeah, and our big healthy protein American shits can't fit through that, it's too solid.

Yeah, we had too much fiber. Yeah, so they had to turn back because the plane was smoking, the toilet was catching on fire. Yeah. Oh. Yeah, it was like putting a 30 out of six in a 22. Yeah, you can't put an elephant bullet in a magnum.

It's gonna blow back up in your face. Yeah, come on. And kill you. Yeah. What are you, fucking insane? Yeah. You get to take a shit in an Indian bathroom. Dude, imagine being on an Air India flight. I'm not gonna. Dude, imagine can't think of shit in an Indian bathroom. Imagine being on an air India flight

I'm not gonna imagine you're like you're like you're 16 hours in your plane and then when it lands you have to step into India afterwards Jesus Christ Indian flight doing 9-eleven and when it hits the plane, it's just the poop flying everywhere It's like a big fart like green cloud The falling man it's just too smelly It is burning at such a high Temperature that it melts the still be in still beams. Yeah, the one only the linoleum melts still beams Yeah, I saw a picture of the falling man on a on

And the comment was what is this from oh really? Yeah, somebody didn't know about 9-eleven Yeah, they thought he was like a skydiver Man on wire like some deleted scene. Oh Red Bull did a new thing Good jump from the world trade. I saw like just a conspiracy like grifter retard saying is this even a real photo Yeah, he said in the thing he was like if you turn the photo upside down clearly It's green screen because he's saying the falling man looks like he's standing up. It's like you can do that with any photo Yeah, if someone's be upside down he goes I have this photo in my hand as you can see it's flat. It's not real life Real life is three dimensional.

This picture is flat. So, checkmate cucks. One of the biggest TikTok trends is people that can't figure out why if you put the phone here, you can see them in the mirror. I saw that. That's really depressing. If they put a blanket in front of themselves.

Yeah, it was the like 50 year woman. That's who you're arguing with on Twitter. Yeah, it was the 50 year woman holding the blanket. She's like, but why can you see my reflection if I'm holding the blanket up? And it's so, you just point here, you go here, look, here. He's seeing the reflection here. And she goes, no, but I'm covering myself up,

so how can the mirror see it? She thinks the mirror grabs a picture and then throws it back out at you. I get or they're saying like it's like a multiverse thing like a multi multiple reality. Well, that's funny. You look at the because I saw that I looked at the comments to be like, well, everybody's calling her retarded. No, most people were like, I mean, it's like it is weird. But

it makes sense though. Yeah. Are there comments being like you fucking idiot. It's because mirrors are made out of like water. Jew magic. It's the mirrors are made out of like water you mad It's the Jew magic reverse the image the Jews control the other world that we have to break through to You're so close. You heard the Alice through the looking glass, which is based on a movie Sauron John Adap and no source material It's about how these Jews, this Jew called the queen of heart makes the mirror reverse.

All right, we better get out of here. patreon.com slash lemon party, please support you're probably watching this on Patreon. If not, you're watching it on X. Maybe I'll upload to rumble to I don't really know who knows we don't really have many options here is rumble. What we't really know who knows we don't really have many options here's rumble what we didn't you know we didn't play by the rules we promoted gambling and and whatnot so didn't come out as like Russian down or was that like RT or whatever that is Russia today I don't know I don't know anything about rumble yeah I just know it seems like a but Russia's Russia's good now Jace

Russia interfered with the election but now Russians Russia's good now, Jace. Oh, sorry. Russia interfered with the election, but now Russia's good and Putin's good. Right, yes. I love- Because Zelensky became bin Laden overnight. Yes, I love big government. Jace, can you fucking keep up on the show for once? I'm so sorry.

It's a moving target. Could you lead it a little bit here? I love- Russia's good now. I love foreign countries. They were now. I love foreign countries. They were bad. I love foreign countries that give senators money. I actually think they're good because I've been told to.

Yeah. But I'm a free thinker. Yeah. Yeah. Israel first. Israel first, America last. That's really all I care about. I pray every day for Israel. You know there's like senators trying to say like,

Israel you should get like votes in like American elections. I swear to God that's a real thing. I'm sure that'll be passed by the way. I mean by the way, why are they, why act like they're not getting all the votes? Yeah, they're getting more than us. They might as well just get to vote anyway. Every vote over there, it counts a million.

Every Israeli votes a million as far as yeah I'm concerned me welcome all Harris is signing with like see a CIA to do like wild and out three Yeah, she's rebooting wild and out. Mm-hmm with Joe Biden Yeah Fucking queers so fucking gay people that just like yeah, I love the Patriot Act. I love I love the government I love the CIA Getting get just caught love I love the government. I love the CIA Getting get just caught doing contracts for illegal stuff. Mm-hmm Still all my information and put me in a government cube. Mm-hmm I love the Epstein files can't release which was just a piece of paper that said whoops

Do you so the Epstein files, you know all that stuff was already released Yeah, that stuff has already been available to the public. Yeah All that stuff was already released. Yeah, 100%. That stuff has already been available to the public. Yeah. So I want to tell a really funny story really quick. Me and Jace played a Hotshots golf on the PlayStation with Mike Cernovich once.

Which Mike Cernovich came over to the garage, yeah. So funny. Yeah. Mike Cernovich came over early. I produced the first 10 episodes of Kurt Metzger's podcast, who's a good buddy of mine. So Kurt would come over to the garage and record where we did Brain Gel and everything else down there

and shot sketches. And so Mike Cernovich is there early and Kurt's running an hour late. So Mike Cernovich sits on the couch, me and Jace are like, we have like comstains, we've just been eating beans out of a can. And I was really into the PS2 at the time. And I love this game, Hot Shots Golf.

Hot Shots Golf. I think it was on PlayStation 2. Yeah, not even Tiger Woods Golf, Hot Shots Golf. Where you play as a little anime Japanese thing that hits a golf ball. We play as these golfers who are like- And Mike sort of just sat there quietly and just watched us play Hot Shots Golf.

While I'm playing as like Sailor Moon with big tits, playing like Japanese golf. And I would just turn to him and be like, so you're the pizza gate guy. He'd be like, yep, that's right. I playing like Japanese golf. And I would just turn to him and be like, so you're the pizza gate guy. He'd be like, yep, that's right. I'm like, hmm. I really need to make eagle hair. Yeah, I'm like, that's a great birdie pup by me.

I go, so you tweet all day at the president. He's like, yeah. And I go, okay. Very nice, normal guy. Normal guy. And before we started recording the podcast, we were talking for a little bit, and then he turned and looked at me,

he goes, you don't get into politics hit ruin my fucking life He just like put the headphones on and they just went into all the issues talking about it's just like yeah Transgender bathrooms target and then on to the just one by one by one by one He said he said like back then at least he was like I can't go anywhere I can't get advertisers from my podcast people fucking hate me Yeah, this was I think he wanted to be like an entertainment type of guy and he just fell into Whatever I get the most attention for talking about pizza gate So that's what I'll do he did like early pizza gate and like gorilla mindset type of shit. Yeah

Just kind of cool actually yeah, Ian Carroll's bringing it back. Yeah, who everybody everybody hates Whitney Webb Ian Carroll Yeah, Ian Carroll's bringing it back. Yeah who everybody everybody hates Whitney Webb Ian Carroll You're hated actually Carol went on Rogan I started seeing the old Instagram posts that I everyone acted like I was crazy for saying like no these existed They were around for a couple days. Yeah, they wipe them. I'm a comment. Yeah, the Jimmy Comet stuff and all that they're insane Yeah, there's a real It's a baby the duct tape with its arms duct taped to a table. And the thing is like, yummy, here we go. I don't know, every two years you have to,

you get gaslified people, you're like, pedophilia is real. Children get trapped and people go, nah, that's like a hoax. Hey, Ben, that was, that's a conspiracy. 2024 the government was pedophiles. Now the Tate brothers kick ass. Fuck you, dude. We're gonna make the Tate brothers the president. Faggot.

I guess I'm lib, actually. Ben, you're lib for having the same opinions you had last year that were based. One of the GOP White House government official Twitter accounts, they tweeted they had the full unredacted Epstein files and then they gave me a cat heard Well, no, no, you click that they said they had them and they they had a link Yes, and you clicked it it took you to a Rick roll. Yes, and that was an official like GOP Twitter account I'm like, so I was like, oh I go. go oh no one cares about kids getting fun here

Comedy's legal you can't buy pedophilia. What about a joke from 14 years ago pedophilia is rather bias. I can has pedophilia cats Yeah, you on's looking at's literally looking at the winning baby meme and then hitting our grandma with a big mallet. Like Gallagher. Comedy's legal, Ben. Comedy's legal. Old Spice commercials were rather funny. It was funny except they had a black fellow.

He go look at him back to me, wow. South America shall reign for a thousand years Count is legal Remember the member of the Taco Bell Gidget yeah, Gidget. Yeah is your name. Yeah, we're actually recently died. Yeah, she was recently Oh really we're on a trivia together. That was one of the questions. Elon stepped on its head because it was a Mexican They deported Talk about that you are funny gadget, but it's time to die Hmm what we talked about oh we were getting out of here right yeah, we were getting out. Yeah. Yeah, we're logging off

We're going on to the patreon which we're also on right now. Yes, so we're really off. We're going on to the Patreon, which we're also on right now. Yes. We're really not going anywhere. Check out the website you're currently on. Yeah. Yeah, and March 15th, me, Connor McKnight, comedy show, variety show. Continue to spread the word. Get the word out there about Lemon Party.

BenAvery.live for the ticket link. Please, yeah, get the word out about Lemon Party. And we're still working on a site. Thank you guys for sticking with us. It takes a long time. Yeah, and money. So we gotta like, we can't just roll this out all at once. We all gotta.

It's a drastic change. We've got bills to pay and we gotta do this right. We can't fuck it up. Yeah. So anyway. Yeah, we'll build our own site and then suddenly like YouTube will rule, we have to give all our money to the Sandy Hook parents. They'll just lump us in with the Alex Jones lawsuit. It is crazy.

We got someone that's targeting us and we don't know who, but I've talked to a couple people on the inside that like you're for sure being, there's a group of people who are targeting you that don't like you or there's someone on the inside that you're for sure being, there's a group of people who are targeting you that don't like you, or there's someone on the inside at YouTube that doesn't like you, and that's why this is happening. And that's why other podcasts are allowed to do stuff. Well, it could be one of the-

I hate to, it sounds like I'm a narcissist, because I think someone is actually conspiring against me. But that's what I've been told, I don't know if it's true. It could be one of about 70 comedians with a lot of power So, I don't know yeah Yep, you're obviously you're talking about Brett Galvin. Yeah. Yeah All right, I mean you you dignify as the only comedian probably actually and he's also the only comic on earth Cuz he's so good, But it is probably him.

He's so good, there's no, I don't even consider other people to be doing comedy. No, the first time I saw. After I saw Brad. The first time I saw Brad perform, I go, oh, shout it. I wish I thought of that. It is funny to think of yourself as an alternative comedic god,

and you're doing Brick from Anchorman. Like you're doing Steve Carell's character directed and written by Adam McKay. So you're doing Steve Carell's character directed and written by Adam McKay. So you're doing like a mainstream thing from the guy from the office. And then you call yourself like an alternative, brilliant, like outsider. That's American in a nutshell.

Yeah, pretty much. American in a nutshell is pretending you're being subjugated while you're actually the most powerful person in your city. It's so true. That's literally America. I mean, Elon is literally tweeting like, the working man is being shut down by the government. It's like you're in the White House, man.

But as long as you pretend you're being subjugated, that's all that fucking matters. Yeah, I mean, they would eat each other alive if like all the liberals actually got kicked out. They would just start killing each other. They would have nothing. Because everything is like, like if you lose automatically,

if you start arguing with anybody, if you're a liberal. Yeah. They, you start arguing, they would have nothing. Because everything is like, like if you lose automatically, if you start arguing with anybody, if you're a liberal, you start arguing, they call you gay, you lost. I don't care what the argument was about, you lost, you're actually, and by the way, you are gay. Yeah, you are. You're a fag, I hate to say it.

Extremely gay, because you don't know how to fight dirty too. You gotta go via Kong style. Yeah, could you imagine, how would a liberal even win any sort of argument? No, because they have to keep having this fake moral high ground. Yeah, the goal is not to. So they can't sink low. And they're trying to do it now, but they just keep fucking stepping on themselves and

calling trannies ugly. By trying to get back at anti-trance. It makes no sense. Gavin Newsom is making a run for 2028 and he's going on like fucking Tucker Carlson and being like, I mean, there's ugly Trannies in women's sports. Yeah, he's on like Charlie Kirk. It's like, you're not going to win them. Retard.

Yeah. Fucking meanwhile- They already think you're gay. Meanwhile, Bernie's in like Michigan. People are freezing to death to get to his rally. Well, I will say JD did it. He was a Trump is Meanwhile, Bernie's in Michigan. People are freezing to death to get to his rallies. Well, I will say, JD did it. He was a Trump is orange bad man guy in 2016. Yeah, but he was.

He was like, Trump's Hitler, actually. Yeah. I'm gay. My wife's Indian. Trump wouldn't approve of that. He's Hitler. And now he's the based code red, Mountain Dew, Xbox guy, apparently.

Yeah. The guy who wrote a book about being a fake hillbilly was while he was in Harvard or Yale or whatever. Dude, you can't say anything about JD around people who love JD. They worship that fucking guy. Do they? It's weird.

Yeah, it's really weird. Where people say JD is a godsend. Yeah, with his gay cocksucker eyeliner that he wears. I'm like, eight years ago, he was saying Trump's Hitler. So he's literally the woman falling at the, when Trump won the first time going, no! She probably has a Trump is Hitler tattoo. They would have agreed on that.

He would have been at brunch with this woman and they would have both talked about how Trump is Hitler and the worst, he said the worst thing to happen to America, I think is what he said. JD is the- You wouldn't know that. Because, you know, what he said. I don't know. JD is the- You wouldn't know that. Because, you know, he's fucking based, Devin. He's so based.

And he was just dressed up. JD was a cock, but he's biased now. He's biased because comedy's legal again. He's funny too. No, JD's the Pete Buttigieg of Republicans, where they pretended something new, but it's literally like a guy who's sucking the government's cock. We'll do whatever the deep state and the government

wants to do. Oh, Buttigieg, yeah. It was funny to pretend that Buttigieg was the first gay politician, gay guy running for president. Yeah, and you want every Republican senator to be gay. Like 80% of the presidents have been homosexual.

Yeah. Didn't Lindsey Graham just get caught sucking and fucking a bunch of guys in a bathroom stall or something? Yeah, I saw news release that said, I saw the news release and this was like Axios said like Lindsey Graham has been caught having gay sex with gay workers. That rules. Even like Axios was like check out this fucking gay dude, dude. That's awesome.

Please tell me Trump's been dunking on him for being gay. No, I don't think so. I think he's got more porn stuff. That's the thing that tell me Trump's been dunking on him for being gay. No, I don't think so. I think he's got more porn stuff. That's the thing that I fucking hate about Elon. I don't even, you don't hear, it's cutting into Trump's set. Into Trump time. Thank you, the opener's going too long.

Yes, yes, that's exactly. I think Trump just told him he's not allowed to do anything anymore. He just said he's not allowed to fire people. He's not allowed to fire, so it's kinda all been a fake thing that never worked. But I think he kinda said that because Elon kept trying to fire people and then the people were like, no.

And then he, so he had to say that Elon's not allowed anymore. So the Doge thing, they have a whole, this is what I briefly read. I try not to read any of it. One thing that was really funny is I think Doge made like an AI thing to go through government files and get rid of DEI woke stuff. Sure. And they deleted it. Which is funny, it's literally like,

just like find me black names and fire it. Well they, dude they deleted a whole thing about the Enola Gay, the plane that dropped the bomb. Oh, because they thought it was DEI? Because the word gay was in it, so just like deleted. That's very, that's very funny. They got rid of, they were canceling some programs that were studying diverse wildlife

Yeah, like parks and stuff because it had the word the diverse was highlighted in diverse plants So they the system thought it was like They deleted the the the Watergate tapes because they thought it was tricky dick That was gay porn. Yeah, that was gay porn. They're just like, that's deleted. Watergate's, it didn't happen now. What happened to the guy who got fucked in the ass on the Senate floor, by the way? Oh, that guy, he's Pete Buttigieg. He was the Secretary of Transportation.

Is that controlled opposition, by the way, in terms of getting rid of the woke stuff? Is like, we need a gay guy to get fucked in his ass on the Senate floor? No, I think that's just a gay guy being an evil gay man. That's just what I think. And just being like, oh, you're gay? Why don't we fuck each other in the house of whatever?

Aren't there cameras in there, by the way? It doesn't matter. They were filming it. Yeah, they filmed it. They filmed it themselves. They filmed themselves getting fucked in the head. And then sent it to people, uploaded it to weird, weird gay chat rooms that they all jerk off in.

Why did they do this? Dude, if you- Why did they do this? If there were two gay guys in the Challenger spacecraft, they would have fucked each other on the way down into the ocean. And they would have uploaded it for kids in classrooms to see.

Every stereotype of every group They try to like come on man do better. Mm-hmm They every group tries to like don't do that in front of these groups like be better like act a certain way Gay guys, they don't care about the guys that came before him anymore. They're Harvey Milk's any of the civil rights How they're like they're in the streets with just like they're just, they're jerking off in front of kids. They're masturbating on school buses. Well, the gay guys. Harvey Milk fucked a baby, basically.

Yeah. Yeah, Harvey Milk was dating a kindergarten class. That's why he named himself Milk, to be more friendly to children. Yeah. No, Harvey Milk was dating a 14-year-old That's why he named himself milk to be more friendly to children Yeah No, Harvey was dating a 14 year old when he ran for like City Comptroller or whatever Yeah, the guy like hung himself. Yeah, little like little like Puerto Rican twink Fuck yeah, cuz he ran a camera shop and hate Ashbury and he was just like fucking like young young men who came in

And that's how he met his uh his boyfriend Harvey 2% Harvey hole yeah That's what they should call him Harvey hole. He's just pick up on with hey kid you like milk mm-hmm Well, I've got some whole milk, and then he would show his asshole. He would bend down It's a pick up that camera out of my shop and take a picture of my asshole It's a pick up that camera out of my shop and take a picture of my asshole Cuz I'm a whole milk yep, yeah, yeah, yeah, we need to build this website real quick. Yeah Cuz we start pushing the limits of every container were poured into I feel like oh, yeah, I've just access or like We start breaking like the patreon

Yeah We're like, we start breaking like the Patreon. We're a little ascetic. Like rules and guidelines. Yeah. Anything we're ported definitely has microplastics being leached into it. We're a BCAA podcast. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that's why we went with the toxic green. The green on the sign. You know? It's a toxic.

Yeah. Radioactive. Radioactive. Yeah, we're fucking crazy. Cause we're crazy. Cause comedy's illegal. Fuckingactive. Yeah, we're fucking crazy. Because we're crazy. Because comedy's illegal. Fucking crazy. We're insane.

Comedy's the best. We're crazy. Yeah, we're nuts. We're like all the big pop stars who are dressing up as the Grand Wizard in their Four Seasons hotel room. Yeah. You know when punk is going into a basement

with your friends and having conversations? Uh-huh. That's punk rock. Kanye did dress up in a KKK outfit today and post a photo of it. God, what's sad. It's just sad. I just see it and I just go yawn.

Yeah. Boring, next. I know exactly what you're gonna say now, Kanye, every time. It's hail Hitler, it's I love the KKK. Yeah, when he posts, I literally see like an eight-year-old kid going like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, pick me, pick pick me like he just like wants the attention. That's what makes me sad. It's so sad It's very sad. It's so cringe. Yeah, I didn't think I'd ever See the day where it's cringe a

Black guy dressing up in a grand wizard outfit uploading it saying hell Hitler and I'm like dude I'm like this is getting more being the grand wizard of the KKK is now like posting touch my butt and buy me pizza it's like wine mom live laugh love cringe shit yeah rage comics owning a Nazi uniform and a notorious RBG shirt are the same thing. They're the exact same thing at this point. It doesn't get me hard anymore, it does nothing for me. I'm like, I feel nothing. I see you kind of do that, I'm like, dude, I'm soft. Yeah.

You're doing nothing for me. You got any other? Yeah, you're like, I hit four KKK guys on the way over here. They're like bugs now You just get them on your windshield on a cross-country trip You pull in and you have to wipe them off the window. I'm hailing Listen, I'm hailing Hitler when I'm bored

We're all doing it It's boring boring it is boring Yeah Being shocking on purpose is it's like it was one of the gayest things you can yeah Yeah, the Steven Crowder method if we were ever trying to be shocking like we would just have to end the show Yeah, you know We're just talking and trying to make each other laugh if we were trying if we were like hey We got to talk more about black people or Jews or whatever like that would suck ass Yeah, yeah that being said I

Have a whole thing prepared about blacks and Jews for the Patreon. For the Patreon, finally. Thank God. And Indians. Okay, now we're talking. Now we're cooking. Patreon.com slash Lemon Party, though. Yeah.

Thank you to everybody who's still supporting us, even though we have... We're in the dark here. We don't know what's going on, but we appreciate your guys' support, it means a lot to us. By the way, I keep getting emails and messages asking, why aren't we putting out audio episodes of the podcast? It's, guys, it's still on Spotify and Apple,

it's just on- There was a guy who keeps asking us to put audio on the Patreon. A guy on the Patreon goes, it's just video. I can't download this. I go, Spotify. They think because it's on the Patreon video player, we should also post the audio on the Patreon RSS feed,

but then it fucked up our bonus feed. It's on Spotify, Apple Podcasts. It still is. Every single, you could download it from all of those. They like Podbean, any type of retarded site you want. People respond to me They go, but I can't find it. I'm like, it's it's you don't have you already found it It's they're like I've listened to the show forever. I don't like why are you uploading?

I'm like just keep just keep doing what you were doing. Yeah, step away from email on the feed It's a step away from emailing you and being like I can't find my phone Where's my phone? Oh, so like how'd you find my email, but you can't find the phone. Where's my phone? I'm also like, how'd you find my email but you can't find the fucking podcast? They go, well, I'm retarded. I'm a massive idiot. They're like knocking on my door. They're like, hey.

They got your email from Spotify to email you about there not being audio of the podcast. They're running after me at the mall. They're like, I've been waiting all day hoping you'd come here. I knew you came to the Topanga Mall. I've been at the Topanga Mall for four weeks trying to ask you where the audio is.

It's like looking at a DVD and being like, but it's not playing. Yeah. It just keeps showing me this one scene from the Nutty Professor over and over. I try to give people the benefit of the doubt, but then I get the same message over and over of where is the podcast.

I saw that comment and I was like, buddy, I don't even know how you remember to breathe. You don't know how to listen to the show that's every week for two years? It's the, some people who are with the joke, they comment, love the podcast, where is it? It always makes me laugh. That's good. I love the podcast. I can't find it. Where is it? Great app. Where was it? Yeah, yeah, I've been scrolling up but I can't find it

Yo, the volume in my headphones is really low. Can you make the podcast louder? Cuz I don't know how to turn it up I don't know how to turn it up on my phone. I saw one guy who was basically like, he's like, upload all the video podcasts for free and I'll join the Patreon. I was like, ah, fuck, we gotta do this to get this guy's five dollars. Oh man, five bucks. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

So good. Yeah. One guy, and I've been there, one guy was like, my Patreon was, and then, and by the way, thank you, I love this person, if you're listening. He said he didn't have $5 in his bank account, so he had to get his girlfriend to Venmo him $5

that he transferred into his bank account so then his Patreon wouldn't get, wouldn't expire. Wow, yeah. Which he told her it was for medicine. He has a copay. Yeah, he goes, medicine Is it copay? Urgent care die if you don't send me this he actually burned himself on the stove So we could go to the urgent care to lie to her about the copay for the antibiotics that he needed Yeah, what a fucking trooper girlfriend. She is fuck. He fucking rules. Yeah, I've been there. That's great

I have been there rules. Yeah, I've been there. That's great. I have been there. We've all been there. Can I have money for my racist podcast? He's taking it. He's tugging on her skirt like he's four years old. He's crumb. What's his name? R. Crumb. He's R. Crumb. Yeah. Tugging on the skirt of a Tarzan woman he wants to fuck. A nine foot tall woman. Mom girlfriend. Mom girlfriend can I have five daddies? For my racist podcast. As long as you don't spin it on podcasts. She's like, I gotta get back to my job

as CEO of a tech company, but yeah. Yeah, she works at like Roku. She's like a very high up. She's one of those women who is so successful from self hate has driven her to success that she has. Yeah, because of her dad. She has to date the human version of a plant. Where she gets home and she's like,

I forgot to feed him, fuck. And he's like a cat just pawing at her leg. I haven't eaten since this morning. Turns on Lemon Party and then leaves to go on a road trip. So it doesn't feel lonely. So good, yeah. And guys, let's try to get the Neurotica podcast. Let's try to pump the numbers up.

Let's also try to get that. Come on, let's throw them a bump. Go and subscribe, go fake, listen, and comment very good on their. Yeah, yeah. They have like 30 plays on their latest episode and there's like 100 comments. I'm like, I don't even know. They're like bypassing like firewalls so they don't give them a view but they can comment

That's great more comments than views They're getting right there the first people I've ever seen get ratioed on YouTube. Yeah, it's like 20 views 3,000 comments There will be like a doc on Netflix soon about like a double like a murder-suicide and it's Bret and his wife. Bret and Ari. Yeah Yeah, it's coming. Yeah, she's gonna poison him. I hope I mean I hope not I Hope not either Because then we wouldn't get their great Podcasts well thankfully they banked everything so I think we we gotta have at least 20 to 25 episodes in the can That's they're chopping them up into like 18 minute episodes and they're heavily

That's fine to make the worst thing in the world to be like we got a bag this They started so I tracked down they to the jack from the discord helped me with this because she has a great memory with Weather uh-huh. I asked her when the last time in the San Fernando Valley It was like 112 degrees and she made it was like in the discord She responded she said it was the first week of September of last year Yeah, and they listed the temperature and the third episode so I know they've been recording these probably since late August early And they're like 18 minutes long There are 18 minutes very heavily edited and censored their podcast episodes are as long as a Palestinian baby's life.

That's like a nap fly. Yeah. Maybe that's why they do it, like some sick way. Yeah. It's longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage, folks. Hey! Remember that when she married that one guy for like six weeks? Yeah, Chris Humphreys, yeah.

That was good. That was a great, that was a great fodder for the shows. Yeah, that was a great that was great fodder that was great for the show Yeah, I love that one. Oh back then. Yep We got to get out of here. We gotta go over to the patreon which we're on now Yeah, we got to go do the same thing again, but different Bye everybody. Thank you I'm sorry. Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl Nighttime would find me in ruses cantina Music would play and Polina would whirl Blacker than night were the eyes of Polita, Wicked and evil while casting a spell.

My love was deep for this Mexican maid, I was in love but in vain I could tell. One night a while young Calmore came in, wild as the west takes his way.