lemonparty - 126: Diarrhea Slurpee

Starting point is 00:00:00 You're just a lit cuck my face. Talking, listening. Girl, I had the best of me. You're just a lib cuck that lives in LA, bitch. And you're just jealous that everybody's killing it down in Austin, even though they lost their. Oh, I gotta do soy face. Do soy face, faggot. I guess everybody that bought homes in Austin

Starting point is 00:00:39 has like lost, in the last three years, has like lost, they depleted like 20% or something. 13% of the people in Austin left. Do 50% of the crimes? Yeah, and it's all, yeah. Kill Tony attendees. It's all fried chicken trucks. Very good.

Starting point is 00:00:59 Very good, I hate you. We despise you. We despise you, secretly. Jason and I have a group text together. Yeah, we have a group text called Fuck Ben. It's just us two. It's not a group text, it's just simply a correspondence. Well, we titled it. It's a group chat, and it just says Lemon Party,

Starting point is 00:01:16 but it's good. Ben did a diabolical order upstairs, by the way. On another unbelievable week by Ben. Sir John Falstaff. Ben did a diabolical order upstairs, by the way. Another unbelievable week by Ben. Sir John Falstad has once again. You really look like you have tumors growing on the sides of your fucking, on your sides. Citizen candy cane.

Starting point is 00:01:40 We were doing Orson Save the Whales. We had some good ones going on. We had a lot of good stuff. Yeah, the third man, because he's fat. But OK, Big Mac, I got a fish filet. I got a six piece chicken nugget. Six piece chicken nugget, yeah. You get two separate sodas, which is really,

Starting point is 00:01:59 that it really embarrasses me. Everything I've led up to. It's called having ribs. Yeah. Devin, I think it's worse because he gets a dark soda and a light soda like it's wine. So you can have like a little ying and a, you got a Coke and a Sprite.

Starting point is 00:02:14 And I think it's a ying and yang for you. Yeah. That's so good. Did you get a pie? I got a hot fudge sundae. So I got a hot fudge sundae, a fish filet, a Big Mac, nuggets. I feel like I'm missing something.

Starting point is 00:02:28 Fish filet. Oh, two fries, two drinks. Fish filet is something you feed to a dog before you take it to the kill shelter to be put down. Actually, so I watched a whole documentary about the fish filet from McDonald's. It's the healthiest thing. And it's healthier fish than you get from the grocery store.

Starting point is 00:02:42 I'm a fish filet guy. I do like fish filets. Word. Really? I just assumed they were gross. I like, they're good. There's actually really high standards for the fish. If they're made well, they're pretty good. With love and care? Yeah, if it's steamed, like if the bun is steamed,

Starting point is 00:02:54 it's pretty good. I assumed you ordered a fish filet and it was just a live fish on a bun. No, it's actually, it's probably the healthiest thing at McDonald's. It is, and they cook it right when they catch it. So, and then they ship it. Yeah, they catch it right there.

Starting point is 00:03:08 Right out of the LA sewer. It's an El Salvadorian man's flesh. No, it's actually Sweden. Fried. It's Swedish fish? Making the fish. I'll show you right here. I just watched this.

Starting point is 00:03:20 This is actually really eye-opening. Wait, this is really the, this is gonna make me feel really good about myself. I might order a bunch after this if this is, if it makes me feel good about myself. Hold on, I will, let me find the exact link. Is this gonna make me, is it a Japanese man? Hold on.

Starting point is 00:03:34 Yeah, does a Japanese man make every fish filet? With like little chopsticks? I am, so did you know that, the way Japanese people grill? Hold on. Ah, fuck my ass. Sorry. Would you figure things out Okay, here's how they make the whole damn fillets all right s person is delivering fish to fish fillet

Starting point is 00:04:00 You guys want to have your minds friggin blown sure You guys wanna have your minds friggin' blown? Sure. And this is, a lot of people this week are shilling for Big Soda, and I want everybody to know that I shill for Big Soda, I shill for McDonald's, but I do it for free, so it's not shilling. For the love of the game.

Starting point is 00:04:20 It's called, yes, it's called being a YN out in the street. You just, you are a YN. Yeah, you go there and you get the, you go one cactus jack meal please. One cactus jack meal. Just, can I get a filet of fish for a YN that's disobeying his unc? Hey, I'm kind of an old head, can I get a fish filet?

Starting point is 00:04:41 I'm an old head YN that hates his damn unc. Can I tell you guys filet? I'm an old head YN that hates his damn unc. Can I tell you guys something, by the way? The thing about the fish filet, it's never touched by the hands of a single person that isn't very, very white. You're about to see something crazy. They push the black people away from it. No minority touches the fish.

Starting point is 00:04:59 They push. They push. It's white, man. They go, they're cooking burgers, and they go, we got a fish fillet, let's get Jerome off the grill real quick. I'm going to show you, this is crazy shit actually. This is like an ad for like a Hitler Youth thing. Okay.

Starting point is 00:05:15 Have you seen any color yet? My work is that I'm factory manager in Espersen Fish Factory. Our job is to convince all the black people that there are swimming chickens. Yeah, yeah my name is Stig Nazi. We are, we here in Finland, our job is to convince all black McDonald's employees that there are swimming chickens so they can comfortably handle fish. Yeah, they call it chicken at the sea. It's for black people.

Starting point is 00:05:49 I like always to improve things and also to secure quality from my employees. I like very much to improve things. Like, I'm a bit of, how do you say Y in? I very much like to improve things like the color issue in my country. Look, his name is Anders Breivik, much. Yeah, Asman Breivik because I Norway because I come out of the river and speared the chicken with a gun

Starting point is 00:06:14 There was an entire there was a fish there was a there was a cab full of fish There's an entire island full of fish right? And I came out of the ocean with my spear. And I killed every fish on that camp island. Look at this skipper. My name is Asphic Brevig. I hate camp islands. Fuck islands. Fuck islands. Why are you not connected to the... Just go to Asia.

Starting point is 00:06:42 Asperson is one of the biggest company in the whitefish industry. Oh, the whitefish industry. Be prepared to have your minds friggin' blown. We are having white cake tonight. McDonald's, and that we are very proud of. Look at them at sea. On the Hermes, not a single minority is...

Starting point is 00:07:00 They go, the sea is very scared because it gets black at night. This stock of fish that we have, it's not just for us. It's for the next generations to come, so that you have to have a sustainable regulation how much fish you take out. I can't even believe there was this amount of work put into the filet-o-fish.

Starting point is 00:07:15 Yeah. Just wait. We're preparing an island. This makes me feel really good about every or, I mean, I always get, every time I'm at McDonald's, I get a filet-o-fish at the end of my meal. Yes. Wow.

Starting point is 00:07:24 I always, I get my. And it's so fresh. Literally, I time I'm at McDonald's, I get a filet-o-fish at the end of my meal. Yes. Wow. I always, I get my- And it's so fresh. Literally, I haven't been to McDonald's and not gotten a filet-o-fish in probably like six, six to seven years. Respect. I had no idea. Every time, if I'm at McDonald's and I get like this,

Starting point is 00:07:36 this, this, I would go, and a filet-o-fish. Just give me a filet-o-fish. I think Trump adds the filet-o-fish onto the order. That's his go-to, right? Well, you know, great minds, great minds. Great minds. I'm just like the president. He's the order. That's his go-to, right? Well, you know, great minds. Great minds. Great minds. I'm just like the president. He's the president.

Starting point is 00:07:51 I get fish filet, the Wyens don't eat it. I'm a damn Wyen. My favorite meal, genuinely, genuinely, is a Big Mac. Yeah, okay. Extra lettuce on it. Goddamn, you didn't even eat anything. You just been drinking all day like a Like it like a brilliant mind

Starting point is 00:08:16 Like a torture genius what's funny is is all of our blood alcohol all of our sugar levels are the same for different reasons Our kidneys are equally punished me, but I am okay. You're he's worse. I'm pretty hungry, I should have got a pie. You're still really hungry. I could go for a pie right now, yeah. You are, you know you would fucking. The holiday pie specifically. A third world country would fucking, they would shoot you in the head and eat your body.

Starting point is 00:08:41 Yeah, that's why we gotta build a wall, so they don't eat me. I can't believe what you did. We a deport people before they they eat my belly if it was in a third world DB Colonel Utts If I was in a third world, I think people If we were in a third world, I think that little kids would come up to me and start like breastfeeding on me Like I'm a mother dog. I love you, Jizz. I love you too, buddy. I love all you guys. I love you so much, buddy.

Starting point is 00:09:10 I have a great time hanging out with you guys. You're my friend. And we have a separate group chat. Where we just like- Jason and I were saying we have a separate group chat where we talk shit about Ben and then we realize that's just called Jason and I texting. But that's why we're kind of insecure about texting each other so it has to be in a group chat where we talk shit about Ben and then we realize that's just called Jason and I texting. But that's why we're kind of insecure about texting each other so it has to be in a group chat format. We have to say it's a group chat.

Starting point is 00:09:30 Yeah, well, we do group chat. I text Joe and I tell him, can you ask Devin something for me? Yeah, you guys are afraid of being associated with me because I have everybody after me right now. Sean Ryan is on his way to my location as we speak. You know a guy named Sean Ryan created The Shield, the show The Shield on FX?

Starting point is 00:09:50 Same name, same exact spelling, too. But he's like a little fag, he doesn't look anything like Cool Sean Ryan. Cool Sean Ryan. It's one of the guys from the era all had the David Chase Sean Ryan, they just had two first white guy names. They always have a grifter doppelganger.

Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah. Weird. Well then a lot of those people, I'm assuming that's a change stage name from like a Jewish name, right? I imagine so, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, interesting.

Starting point is 00:10:19 Oh, I just got an email, Jace, your bank is no longer working with you. Oh. Interesting, and you're off the podcast. That's why Kanye's upset, because they fucking froze his accounts before tax day. Oh, I thought he was upset because the Jews control everything.

Starting point is 00:10:32 Well, the Jews froze his accounts before tax day. It's crazy, so they can't control the weather, they can freeze things. They can, hey yeah, the whole Austin freeze. The Jays. This is the Jays. Okay, can we get back? Because in only 30 seconds here,

Starting point is 00:10:48 you're gonna see farm to table, how the fish filet, and just, I want you to really pay attention to here how fresh this really is, and it's made by the descendants of Nazi scientists. I did not know it was made by these beautiful Aryan hands. Watch this. I had no idea. In the sea, and towing it for a couple of hours.

Starting point is 00:11:06 Then we take in the net again. And the fish goes in the factory. It's washed, graded. Good fish. And from there, it goes into the freezer. OK, so here, so he is listening to Hitler's speeches on his headphones. Yes, of course.

Starting point is 00:11:21 Played at two times speed. Of course. He's like, you know, I like to listen at least like once. I was every six months, so I like, you know, I got to get to Wood real quick. I like when Hitler sounds like Tech Nine. Mm-hmm. Uh.

Starting point is 00:11:34 He's listening to that guy who went on Rogan and defended Hitler. He's calling him a fag for being woke. Oh, you mean Darryl Cooper. Darryl Cooper, yes. We get the raw material as fish blocks. Watch this, watch this, it's beautiful. This is, by the way, I want you to watch this real quick because this is more efficient than the Federal Reserve.

Starting point is 00:11:56 This is printing fucking money, okay? Watch this shit. All right. Look at these YNs move. And put them through our sewing system. When that is done, we have 150 out of one block. We go through our system and then to our breading system. After that we freeze it after eight minutes and 38 seconds.

Starting point is 00:12:18 We are ready to pack. Eight minutes and 38 seconds. Wait, is that after eight minutes and 44, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, How long was George Floyd? I thought it was 844. How long was George Floyd supposedly? Well, if I'm wrong about this, I'm gonna kill my whole family tonight. Cause I've been making my kids wait eight minutes and 44 seconds before I serve dinner. Holy shit. Initially reports indicated it was eight minutes

Starting point is 00:12:58 and 46 seconds, which became a symbolic number. However, after reviewing body cam footage, prosecutors revised the time to nine minutes and 29 seconds Which I think is too long eight minutes 46 is fine 929 I kind of like the eight number more it kind of seems better. Yeah, that Dave Chappelle So change the name of his were special to 929 yeah Okay, yes, you guys want to see how this is shaped out, though?

Starting point is 00:13:26 Yeah, of course. This looks really, I'm like really proud to know that like Filet-O-Fish has come from like this like really like Thank you, Devin. This like Swedish company that's really on their game. We go through our It's like watching someone make like the nickels in the quarters of the dollars.

Starting point is 00:13:40 They're so on point. And then to our breading system. After that, we freeze it. After eight minutes and 38 seconds, we are ready to pack it. Haven't you already bet that the blueprints for this factory is based on like Auschwitz and like Dockhound? Yes, I've figured that out. Very efficient.

Starting point is 00:13:57 We designed the frame of the house to make a pentagram so we can raise Hitler from the dead. We have processed our filio fish. We made the frying test. Look at it! Does that not look like how it is on your channel? so we can raise Hitler from the dead. We have processed our filio fish. We made a cold section. We do that to check that it looks good. Does that not look like how it is on your sandwich? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:10 And it's because they flash freeze it or whatever, I think. The smell that you want. Baby, I don't know. Yeah. They cook it, they flash freeze it, they send it out. Damn, I want to get one right now. I want to get one right now. Look at the fish. Look at those cuttlefish. That is better fish than you can get at get one right now. Look at the fish.

Starting point is 00:14:25 That is better fish than you can get at the market right now. They are good fish. The ship is the crew. The crew on this ship is the finest crew I have ever sailed with. It's like a big family and everybody is trying to do their best for everybody. Have you heard of the Jews' plan to... and everybody is trying to do their best for everybody. So we are pushing in the same direction. Have you heard of the Jews plant? Yeah, we call it the most dangerous catch

Starting point is 00:14:51 because we all kill ourselves every winter. I guess I have the seawater in the weeds. Yeah, they're just like weird Nazis that make fish sandwiches. God bless them. God bless them. From one lion to another, I salute you. Hey, thank you for that info. Yeah. Yeah, okay now

Starting point is 00:15:08 We're good. We're about to be a couple trailblazers because I think we're gonna set You have to turn the light on you what oh yeah to go evil mode to go evil mode When I you know I go to the movies and I drink pib Uh-huh, I walk in and I go pib me yeah, and then I feel evil When I drink pib there's something about there's like voodoo in it. I drink it, but I go I'm evil You go give me a give me a doctor pin fuck mister What about Mrs. Pipps a miss the way I'd be drinking it though as a lion

Starting point is 00:15:41 That shit miss when I'm in front of the Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine I say pib me yeah, you and I go full eyes pib. I take one sip and. When I'm in front of the Coca-Cola freestyle machine, I say pib me. And I go full ice pib. I take one sip and I go, I'm evil, motherfucker. I've seen you hit the Coca-Cola freestyle machine like Kanye on the 808s. You made five cokes a day for three summers. In front of the freestyle machine. In front of the freestyle machine just being, yeah. Freestyle Machine. You're from the Freestyle Machine. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:16:05 Like that one DJ during the, what was it, the Martin Luther King George Flute thing. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. David Guetta. Yeah, like I'm David Guetta. Yeah, shout out to his family. Shout out to the Fish Filet. I'm fucking playing Avicii songs

Starting point is 00:16:18 on the Coca-Cola Freestyle Machine. Psst, psst, psst, psst, psst. Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do. Pip me. Pip me. Pib me. So what we're going to do right now is I'm really excited, and this is going to be the public episode by the way, so don't fuck it up, my Wyons. All right. All right. Speak up.

Starting point is 00:16:40 So what we're going to do, we're going to set a Guinness World Record right now, speed run to getting kicked off of blue sky. We're gonna see how quickly we can do it. That's what we're gonna do. So we're gonna create an account from scratch. All you gotta do is tweet, I hate pedophiles. And we'll get kicked off within seconds.

Starting point is 00:16:58 That will be the first thing we're gonna try to do is. Yeah, well first off, tweet I love pedophiles to see if that gets you kicked off. No, no, that will get him, he'll get like a gold star or something. You'll get verified immediately. Okay, I'm going to... Yeah, create an account.

Starting point is 00:17:11 Let's be transparent here, but I will have to go off the screen when I'm plugging in my information. All right, yeah, no, let the Y-ends know. Do it, yeah, do it, Aunt. All right, Aunt. Okay, what's my username? Fuckin', it's gotta be something like microaggression. Hold on, it says sign in.

Starting point is 00:17:29 I got to create. Make your username. Create account. Non-binary. OK, I'm going to go off this. Can you do non-binary YN? I'm going to do my email real quick. All right.

Starting point is 00:17:41 OK. And then choose a password. OK. OK. Can I tell you, you just reminded me of the Pib thing Okay. And then choose a password, okay. Okay. Can I tell you, you just reminded me of the Pib thing while you were setting this up. Is my girlfriend, I'll put on our door these sticky things that said happy Christmas for Christmas this last year.

Starting point is 00:17:57 And she peeled it off like last month and the only thing that's left were a P and I and SS and S and so we just have, it's staying the door, so now our door just says piss on it. In weird spacing, it just says piss, and we can't get it off. And I kinda like it, I'm telling her to not change it or anything.

Starting point is 00:18:16 Yeah, that's good. Okay, so now I need a username. Okay, should I, well I should say it's like me? Like should I do say it's like me Like should I do like Ben or yeah? Make it a normal username like don't don't yeah, okay, I say Ben Avery is bad because you're on blue sky Is bad instead of good? Okay, I hate the handles to then say dot B sky dot social that sucks ass

Starting point is 00:18:50 Okay, you know it's too many dots. I am a human already a fit bit by the way Yeah, you have to think the captures do you love pedophilia? So I hate these robot things They have to take this task is this is this adult genitals or not? Okay, fine and select the unpaired shape in the image. What? That's insane! Okay, so these are paired. No, it's, yeah. These are paired. The pentagon. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:19:10 There you go. Well, that's, I guess, not that crazy. Yeah, but that takes a while. That's fucking hard. That's a little annoying. They're trying to be more intellectual than the other webcasts. Boom, boom, boom, boom. So it's this one again.

Starting point is 00:19:18 I mean, just show me a fucking street sign. That was close to the Star of David, by the way. Very strange. Now give your profile a face. Okay. Say what are your interests? Animals, art, children? We're trying to get banned speed run, right?

Starting point is 00:19:32 Yeah. And someone's gotta time me. Yeah, so you should probably do- I'll say writers. Just do photography. TV. Okay. And photography.

Starting point is 00:19:39 All right. All right, there you go. You're ready to go? You're ready to go. Here we go. Let's go. Let's go, Blue Sky. Okay, so before I start here,

Starting point is 00:19:47 because I have to figure out the user interface, right? Oh, it's exactly like old Twitter. Okay. The first thing I see is AOC. It's copy-pasted. Well, okay, so. Timeline cleanse, that's AOC. It's AOC with a picture of Brian says timeline cleanse.

Starting point is 00:20:01 Man, this sucks ass. And that's Obama giving a speech. Okay, so now we know what's going on. This week in biscuits. They still just screenshot Elon's tweets from X. And that's so funny. Alright, okay, anyway. Tweet.

Starting point is 00:20:19 So who wants to, I gotta confirm my email, hold on. Oh my god. Yeah, this is a whole thing. And then we're going to, you know, we're gonna, I'm gonna confirm my email, hold on. Oh my god. Yeah, this is a whole thing. Jesus Christ. And then we're going to, you know, we're gonna, I'm gonna hit the timer. Get my phone out. Here, I can start a timer for you, buddy. You'll start a timer for me, okay.

Starting point is 00:20:32 Yeah, while you're verifying your email. Okay, but don't start it until we get our first tweet off. I wouldn't dare. I'm gonna do a shotgun start. What do you think the first tweet should be? Well, I think you gotta, I think you gotta threaten AOC sexually in some way or form. You think it's spam?

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Starting point is 00:22:00 Back to the show. Are they not letting you sign up for blue sky are you banned already? Yeah, okay here we go Game of media very quick Very well very efficient website. Thanks blue sky Which I think bodes well for our record very efficient. Okay Very efficient, yeah. Okay, I'm going to your, you've got the code. Hold on, axeling with the X. Okay, and then you've put the code in.

Starting point is 00:22:29 Now type that code in. Okay. All right. There we go, confirm. Confirm. All right, close. Okay, let the games begin. All right.

Starting point is 00:22:37 Let the games begin. Starting now. Okay, what do I post? Here we go. I gotta get kicked off. Oh, look at this little juicy ass. Okay. Oh, look at this little juicy ass.

Starting point is 00:22:51 They say he's nine, but I say he's 19. They say he's nine, but I say he's a nine out of 10. He's a nine out of 10. Exclamation mark? Yeah. Yeah, exclamation mark. First post. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Starting point is 00:23:08 They put hashtag boyoyoyoyoyoy. Ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming, ming. Boingy. And I'll put hashtag first post. First post on blue sky. And then I'll put hashtag Bazinga. Bazinga. Bazinga.

Starting point is 00:23:29 So maybe people think I'm talking about young Sheldon. Yeah. Yeah. They think I'm a pedophile, loves the Big Bang Theory. All right, I'm posting. Okay, let's see if it's up. All right. Yeah, there you go, it's set up.

Starting point is 00:23:43 Yeah. Oh, look at this little dude's ass. They say he's a nine, but I say he is a nine out of 10. It says you're following somebody. Who are you following? Blue Sky. You're following the Blue Sky. Unfollow Blue Sky.

Starting point is 00:23:57 Unfollow, fuck you. Stupid website. Stupid ass website. Now follow Twitter on Blue Sky. Go to Twitter. Stupid ass website. Now follow Twitter on Blue Sky. Yeah, go. Go to that Twitter. Go to X. Is there an X on here?

Starting point is 00:24:10 Damn it. Go to Elon, see if Elon's on there. Go see Elon Musk. Damn it. Nah, it's just people hating on Elon. Fuck. Type in Hitler, just see if anything comes up. All right.

Starting point is 00:24:21 Hitler. Ugh. Nah, go to people. People. Blue. Hitler. Ugh. Nah, go to people. People. Blue's guy's not bae-ed. Yeah, no Hitler stuff. Nah, no Hitlers, dammit. Oh, Hollywood hates Hitler.

Starting point is 00:24:34 Yeah, nothing really here. Okay, guys, that wasn't good enough. I thought I could've got kicked off already. I think you gotta start replying to some tweets, right? Yeah, let's scroll down, let's scroll down. I'm gonna tweet at AOC. Tweet at AOC. Show me your fucking, show me those two giant pinto beans you called tits.

Starting point is 00:24:50 I'm gonna piss myself. Show me those two giant pinto beans you called tits. You called tits. Hashtag boyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoyoy I'm just hashtagging it. Just leave it as is, leave it as is. You look like a fucking psycho. You look like a psycho with the hashtag Doug Ross. Should I tweet? Yeah, just reply. Oh fuck. And then immediately, and then immediately respond. Okay now, now immediately respond to your,

Starting point is 00:25:35 immediately respond to your tweet and go, go I'm waiting, Beaner. Okay, but I need to code Beaner probably. I'm doing three yeah And then go and then say no kidding though, I fucking love you And you're huge You and your huge fucking tits. I'll say it like that, I fucking love you. And your huge tits. And your huge fucking tits.

Starting point is 00:26:09 And then write, and then write. Wait, should I say tatas? Tatas, and then write Medicare for all. Medicare for all. Oh yeah, yeah, there we go. Exclamation mark. So we're confusing the algorithm. Yeah, Medicare for all, then hashtag

Starting point is 00:26:21 Caliente mamacita. And then write, and, without a hashtag, go I fuck children. Oh, come on man. Oh my god. Oh my god. No, I can't blow my nut just yet. I fuck.

Starting point is 00:26:39 I can't, I can't blow my nut just yet. I fuck. I can't blow my nut just yet. I can't blow my nut just yet. Fuck you, you're gonna make me blow my nut? All right, hold on, hold on. This guy, Jace, how much time do we have? Okay, let me see. Say, okay, real quick.

Starting point is 00:26:52 So far, four minutes have passed. Go, say, I shot up a Pollo Campero last night. Wait, you went to the Department of Homeland Security? Yeah. To come in here. It's not our fucking email. Okay, hold on. Wait's do this, let's see if this is too far. Let's ease up to the line here.

Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah. Okay. We got more work to do. Go back to the main page. Let's do it, let's do it. You know what's funny is there's women reading this and passing out. I'm waiting for you to come in. You know what's funny is there's there's women reading this and passing out No kidding though, I fucking love you misspelled in your huge fucking dot does no kidding though

Starting point is 00:27:44 Back to back to the time on any right there. Yeah, back to the timeline. You wanna do Andy Richter? Yeah, of course. Sure, go to Andy Richter. Or should we do Lin-Manuel Miranda? Go to Lin-Manuel Miranda. Chuck Wendig? I don't know if they're on there, are they? Oh, they're all. I mean, this is their home now. Let's do Andy Richter first, real quick.

Starting point is 00:27:55 Let's see the first original. Follow him. Follow Richter. Let's follow Richter. Just arrived in DC. Should have all this effing politics BS sorted out by Monday. Why don't you have my cock in your ass, Just arrived in DC, should have all this effing politics BS sorted out by Monday.

Starting point is 00:28:11 Why don't you have my cock in your ass sorted out by Monday? Don't you have my ass? Wait, your cock? Why don't you have your cock in my ass sorted out by Monday? By Monday. And then write LOL, kidding. Muchacho? Muchacho! Exclamation mark, and then go LOL. I'm kidding, go LOL, I'm kidding,

Starting point is 00:28:39 but seriously, I would love to suck your fucking dick. I would love, wait, I would love to eat your load. I would love to suck your fucking dick That's perfect yeah reply Yes, fight is any you're gonna get bad Then we're never gonna see these these 14 thread thing that Andy Richter is gonna make about you tomorrow really quick We're also respond to that and go real. Are you are you still with your wife? Or did she leave you because you're depressed fat ass Are you still with your wife? I'd love I'd love are you still with your wife? I would love, I'd love, are you still with your wife?

Starting point is 00:29:27 I would love a sniff. Yeah, that's good, that's good, I would love a sniff. I would love a sniff. That's the most graphic thing ever. I would love a sniff. Oh my God. This is the most liberal, it's funny because this is their only safe space down the internet and I am the only problem.

Starting point is 00:29:49 So go down, let's go down a little bit. Let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down,

Starting point is 00:29:57 let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's go down, let's. Oh, she's not letting me reply. Oh, you hit reply. Yeah, people already did that probably. All right, keep going. Go back. Maybe I can respond to something else, though, right?

Starting point is 00:30:12 Looks like a bunch of reposts. They're still talking about COVID on here? Oh, yeah. Jesus. OK, go where? Go back to the home page. Let's scroll down a little bit. Let's keep scrolling down.

Starting point is 00:30:21 Oh, there's a Chinese or an Asian. Nah, but we don't see that as Jerry Chen. I don't know keep going keep going keep going. Okay? Website sucks. Here's some nice mushrooms Spring is beginning what a fucking unbelievable shit terrible I'm hardening some others this morning Just replace something very nice and normal to this one nice birds Would love to fuck them

Starting point is 00:30:53 This one I should just be nice I guess nice birds Gabe yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah try and really mix it up with with blue ski I have a lovely day Have a lovely day, Muchacho. Okay, now go get an image of George Floyd minion and respond with that to a lot of posts. All right, let me go down. Yeah. I'm surprised you don't have that auto saved.

Starting point is 00:31:20 I hate, dude, I don't know how to use PCs. I'm so bad at using them. No, it's okay. We're having a fun time George Floyd minion Save image yeah, save it as George Floyd minion George Floyd minion very good, okay Just so everyone can see what it looks like that's it The George Floyd minion were cooking with gas now

Starting point is 00:31:57 So I'm gonna go back to blue sky. I can't believe we're not kicked off yet. Yeah, it might it might take a minute We'll see keep going keep on change my profile picture real quick. Yeah, change this to the George Floyd Minion. To the Minion, obviously. Of course. Of course. Of course. It would be, it would be, wait, wait, no,

Starting point is 00:32:16 put it as Peter Griffin. Of course you fucking idiot. I should do it as Peter Griffin? You have a pic of Peter Griffin auto-saved already. These are the only images I have saved. George Floyd Minion and Peter Griffin. All right, it's Peter Griffin, I guess. These are the only images I have saved I In description just put you heard me I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

Starting point is 00:33:08 I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

Starting point is 00:33:16 I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child.

Starting point is 00:33:24 I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. I'm a child. Oh, she's like, we liked it! Show me those two giant pimps up in your face! Who is this maniac? American QFS News Quantum Financial System It's digital currency Start posting about different types of currency and shit Alright Go back to the main page Go back to the main page

Starting point is 00:33:41 I want more responses Kara Swisher, she's some retarded thing Let's see, she looks like page. Let's just, let's just. I'm on the main page. I want more responses. Okay, Kara Swisher, she's some retarded thing. Let's see. She looks like Cameron Esposito in the future? Yeah, yeah. Just, wait, wait, wait, really? Say, uh. Ha ha ha.

Starting point is 00:33:52 Say something like, like. A follower. Pretend she's like a movie star, like a male movie star, be like, you were fucking awesome in Jerry McGuire. Oh, you were so good. I love Jerry McGuire. Thank you for the follow I This is so fun. Come back to the main page. Let's do it again. Let's do it again. Do it again. You think we're running out of time now? No, no, we're fine, dude.

Starting point is 00:34:47 We haven't even gotten a warning. Keep going. Keep going. We can do this all night. Say, that's a great dog, what a rump. Damn, they're still doing like, remember, you want to fill the hole, the Greg and White Lotus is Uncle Rico and Napoleon Dynamite. That's the kind of stuff they're doing.

Starting point is 00:34:59 Oh yeah. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. Damn, they're still doing like, remember, you wanna feel old, Greg in White Lotus is Uncle Rico in Napoleon Dynamite. That's the kind of stuff they do in white lotus guys.

Starting point is 00:35:12 All right, you want me to say I fucked this dog? Go, what a dog, beautiful. All right, what a beautiful dog, what a rump. What a rump. What a beautiful dog. What a dogump what a rump? What a beautiful dog what a dog go what a beautiful dog what a rump it's a shame it's black What a dog beautiful She's black. She's black. I hate the color black. You hate anything black. Dude, McDonald's Sprite and Blue Sky's Band Speedrun, this rules right now. That's some king shit. Okay, keep scrolling, keep scrolling down. Yeah, keep scrolling down, yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:50 I kind of feel like I'm playing Xbox Live and I'm 16 again. Yeah, this is great. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue.

Starting point is 00:35:58 I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the blue. I'm going to go with the shit. Okay, keep scrolling, keep scrolling down. Yeah, keep scrolling down, yeah. I kinda feel like I'm playing Xbox Live and I'm 16 again. Yeah, this is great.

Starting point is 00:36:07 Let's see here. I have no idea what that is. I don't know what that is, keep going, keep going. I don't know what liberals are even talking about. Just a total sack of shit about JD Vance. Here's another black thug. I love the bear because you're never gonna see a guy more sad about cooking lasagna.

Starting point is 00:36:27 You'll never see me more sad when the school lets out and no one got in my car. You'll never see me more sad when school lets out. School lets out and there's no one accidentally gets in my car. And then Ben, in parentheses, And there's no one accidentally dancing. And then Ben, in parentheses, see my username for explanation. OK, keep going.

Starting point is 00:37:03 All right, next up. Oh, Patton Oswalt, we got to go. Okay, keep going. Alright, next up... Oh, Patton Oswalt, we gotta go ahead. Oh, Patton. Cool, noir-ish shot of last night's marquee at the... something? Thanks for the great show, guys. Huh? What a weird... what is the video? What is the video of? Can you find another tweet of his real quick?

Starting point is 00:37:22 There you go. Oh, that's what's risky, is to have so many spooks. Another tweet of his real quick Can you I think you need to accuse Pat and of something that'll make him very nervous Can you say I was at the show? Can you say I was at the show and my girlfriend was raped in the bathroom? But I'll say my girlfriend who's underage say I was at the show and my girlfriend was raped by Dave Chappelle in the bathroom. Who you support. No, don't say that. Don't say that, don't say that, don't say that.

Starting point is 00:37:52 I was at the show and my girlfriend was raped by me. It's safe rape. Safe raped by me. How could you? How could you let this happen? How could you let this happen, how could you allow this? How could you let this happen? How could you allow this? How could you?

Starting point is 00:38:10 Oswald. Oswald. Oh my God. Oh my God. He's totally gonna see that too. He checks every comment. Oh he's obsessed. All right keep going, go back to the main page.

Starting point is 00:38:24 I bet we got Patton in there. There are some YouTube, wait, what's that tweet? Oh, it's Mara Wilson, the lady from Matilda. There are some YouTube channels I really love about Sypha and Horror Story Channeling, but last time to learn the hard way about not watching the ones that talk about Junji Itso's work right before bed.

Starting point is 00:38:39 What does that mean? No idea. You go, what? Can you go, I learned not to watch Matilda Before Bed because I get too hard of a boner. Say, I can't watch The Sandlot Before Bed, it's court ordered. Sandlot Before Bed, court ordered.

Starting point is 00:38:57 She's also the one who plays Matilda, right? Yeah, she does. Yeah. So say, Matilda before bed, court order. No go. Cannot watch. No go. No go.

Starting point is 00:39:09 Keep going. From user iPhone. From user iPhone. Okay, let's see here. We gotta go to more of the. But also to keep people out of your, just say fuck Trump every once in a while. Oh of your bed. Just say fuck Trump everyone's oh yeah Fuck Trump misspelled Trump though

Starting point is 00:39:29 Drop say fuck drunk fuck Trump Sorry I don't know how to change my name. This is his... This is his... This is his... This is his... This is his... This is his favorite... Fuck this rules... I don't know how to change my name, I'm sorry!

Starting point is 00:40:18 I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I'm sorry... Oh fuck... Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Please don't ban me. Change my name. Sorry.

Starting point is 00:40:35 Fuck Trump. Fuck Trump. What if they just let me stay on by the way? Is that possible? We might have this until morning. Well this is the weird thing is we're doing the thing that liberals might be okay with which is having sex with kids. Yeah, like. I mean they don't care about any of the clitly stuff. That's why I say you gotta post, I don't want to fuck children say I don't I don't like my needs

Starting point is 00:41:08 But yet it is my truth But it is my truth hashtag man boy love hashtag one love So now I am admitting man boy love and they right, I am a virtuous pedophile. Virtuous pedophile. But I don't stop myself from doing it. I'm just a really good guy. But I can't help myself. I just am a really kind man. I just am a really kind man. I just am very kind man.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Yeah, this is, I can't help myself, I just am very kind man. Kind of like this. Yeah, you kind of sound like a fucking, like a pedophilic Uber Eats driver or something. Man boy love, I am a virtuous pedophile, but I can't help myself, I just am very kind man. Okay.

Starting point is 00:42:06 All right, let's go back to the discover page, let's keep strolling. I fucked children in 16 posts. Two following, Andy Richter follows you? No, no, no, I got confused for a second too. I got confused for a second too. Just big, it's like hundreds of followers all of a sudden. I don't know how to change my name.

Starting point is 00:42:33 That's the funniest thing I've ever seen. I don't know how to change my name. He's like, I don't want to do this. I don't know how to change my name. Oh, go to the Jerry Chen. Go to Jerry Chen. I don't, Your Honor, I got a reply, but no like, oh, Your Honor, I didn't fuck that kid, but I did. Smiley face. Oh.

Starting point is 00:42:53 And then smiley face. Smiley face. I'm just openly saying I fuck kids now. Your name is I fuck children. You just baited me already. What the fuck? It's real, they have a real name. I'm just openly saying I fuck kids now. Your name is I fuck children. Just ban me already. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:43:09 It's real. They have a really bad security system. Okay, clearly the kid fucking stuff isn't going to work. We got to start going into some racial shit. We got to start going racist. That's the only thing they care about is the racist stuff. Do we go right after Floyd? Do we go... Do I just say the N word?

Starting point is 00:43:25 Say like, say a fucking packie just delivered me Chipotle. I like that Devon. Smells like Indian food now. Smells like Indian food now, what do I do? Fuck blacks. And it smells like what? And it smells like Indian it smells like Indian guy Gross right gross is right gross and then go fuck George

Starting point is 00:44:00 Okay, okay, let's give this a reply I like reply Okay, okay, I'm just gonna keep this kid. Let's reply. I like reply. Yeah, yeah, the replies are fine I guys those five what is really scare some people with some replies a little dragon white load is What if I want to feel old I can no longer fuck people under 18? Do Casey Johnson is at that. He just saw a notification from iFuckChildren that says, Hail Hitler. iFuckChildren. iFuckChildren just said, Hail Hitler.

Starting point is 00:44:36 Would you like to follow or respond? Okay, hold on. I love black people Jake say say watching Manhattan I Love black You okay, yeah, I'm just trying to My head fucking hurts. I know I fucking ran out of breath earlier, dude. I thought I was gonna black out for a second Say I love black What are you gonna believe it we think in here

Starting point is 00:45:14 What about this what if I just do self-harm I'm going to kill I'm gonna blow myself up or maybe that'll be a terrorist. I'm going I will kill myself unless I will kill myself unless. Hurt myself. I will hurt myself unless a Chinese man doesn't kill himself tonight. Oh, maybe I should go so woke they kick me off. Like I will hurt myself if another black teen is. Yes, I will hurt myself tonight

Starting point is 00:45:44 if another black teen is killed by the police. Yeah, I will hurt myself if another black teen is... Yes, I will hurt myself tonight if another black teen is killed by the police. Yeah, I will hurt myself if another black teen is killed by the police for a crime he definitely committed. ... ... ... ... Even if that crime was rape or assault.

Starting point is 00:46:03 Was rape? They write honestly hot. No justice, no peace. Hashtag honestly hot. Honestly hot. Okay, keep, keep. Whacking it to the Floyd murder tape. Oh my god. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:46:30 Oh my god. Can you reply to your own tweet real quick? Yeah. Can you reply to your own tweet? Chinese cop takes me out of it a little bit. Wait, where's my, oh here we go. Yeah. Chinese. but where's my yeah yeah Chinese Chinese they'll leave it like that okay Chinese cop takes me out of it

Starting point is 00:46:59 well another one oh my god another like by Taro Magico. Liked man, boy, love, I'm a virtuous pedophile, but I can't help myself, I'm just a very kind man. You're doing great so far. You're killing it on Blue's Gay. Somehow we are totally fine. I gotta refresh this Discover page. I gotta go after Chuck Windig. I mean, I'm jonesing for a Chuck Windig.

Starting point is 00:47:24 He's gotta be on here. Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go. There's the guy Let's find a nice Chuck Wendig tweet Yeah, I know I do hate him And they still do this I forgot this profile picture cartoon thing mm-hmm forgot They even did this lib shit thing. Because he's like, I'm a cartoon. I'm an unserious guy. And he's still writing horse shit.

Starting point is 00:47:51 Follow. I like apples. I post photos. I dig birds. I write books. Then fuck, it kind of looks like something I'd Yeah, that is you. That's basically you.

Starting point is 00:48:00 The next book is The Staircase in the Woods, April 2025. Yes, I'm cringe. What do you want from me? I'm a 48 year old dad and my brain is a mouse eating shoebox God, he fucking sucks With the warming of spring it's time to break out the macro lens here's what I believe is an early saw fly You're applied look behind you Not I'm not gonna fly on you bro, this guy's. You're applied look behind you. Knock, knock. It's not threatening.

Starting point is 00:48:30 You're vaguely threatening. I'm vaguely threatening people. Vaguely enough threatening that it won't send you to jail. Does he ever post anything on his own or is it all just retweets? It looks like mostly retweets, yeah. I mean, do I have to tweet hard R? Can you guys give me a slur that isn't the hard R? Shit.

Starting point is 00:48:52 This shit's on Patreon too, so we gotta like, you know. I thought this was the public app. Yeah, I know, but we were kicked off YouTube. Oh, that's right, I forget, I forget. Can you guys give me a slur that like they'd be mad about, but like is probably fine with like regular people? I'm sure faggot would make them very upset. Oh, just very good.

Starting point is 00:49:08 Yeah, that's probably like a flagged word. Just tweet faggot? Yeah, there you go. How about this? I eat faggots. Write like white people are faggots. Oh, there we go, Devin. Try and really mix it up with blue sky. White people are faggots. Oh there we go Devin try really mix it up with blue sky

Starting point is 00:49:26 White people are faggot n-words Should I actually smell it? No just put the n-word. White people are faggot n-words But then they're faggot n-words and then in parentheses put the n-word is Nazis. Oh there we go. Yeah, so it looks really woke Oh there we go. Yeah, so it looks really woke Goddamn sorry. I thought I'd be kicked off already This tweet a SC is old enough to run for president just saying she's not old enough for me to fuck Right that say she's not old enough for me to fuck

Starting point is 00:50:03 Anymore Anymore and then right because I fuck children only Only oh yeah Who is this person you just got rid of this Marie I read about climate change grief and justice Say your middle name sounds like anal can I can I stick my cock in your gigantic fat ass? Your middle name sounds like anal can I stick My car my pedophilic cock in your gigantic fat ass You better have douched or else I will be pissed.

Starting point is 00:50:47 It's so funny. And then say, I swear to God, if there's any shit on my cock after I fuck you in the ass, I will kill myself and then, I will kill you and then myself. Oh, I can't say. No. I will kill myself and then I will kill you and then myself No, I

Starting point is 00:51:20 Will I will hurt myself I will hurt myself and then say JK love blacks Well, I don't think I can say self-harm against a woman on Blue Sky. I swear to God, if there's any shit on I've already had the FBI knock on my door once. I swear to God, if there's any shit on my cock after I fuck you in the ass. I will be so freaking pissed. I will be so freaking pissed, like Peter Griffin with the chicken.

Starting point is 00:51:43 Reply. Oh my God. Oh my God. That's insane. That's insane. Oh my god. That's insane. That's insane. See, this woman is going to be so terrified reading this. Oh my god. Terrified and confused. That's insane. Oh my god. Do you like chicken? No, I can't.

Starting point is 00:51:52 This is terrorism. This is terrorism. Oh my god. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary.

Starting point is 00:52:00 This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This is so scary. This I'm kidding. This is terrorism. This is terrorism. Oh my god. Okay, you go to Barnes and Noble and be like,

Starting point is 00:52:14 why don't you guys fucking make movies, fags? Okay. Why don't you make a movie already, you fucking retards? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha. Ah! fucking retards You gotta do more find more brands if you can yeah, I love brands Just like bug stuff it's like bugs and and actually I might want to stay on blue skies good bird content Then you said I love blacks

Starting point is 00:53:06 And then you said do you like? To a real woman in real life. Devin, look at this. Good morning from this white crown. And then here's me. Get out of my face. Fucking. Hey, guys. Uncomfortable clothes suck.

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Starting point is 00:54:15 I fucking saw. I fuck children, just kidding. I'm fucking kidding. I'm amazed you're fine so far. Yeah, this is crazy. They have no security Faster for tweeting at Elon yeah than this shit Man

Starting point is 00:54:34 Like fuck George Floyd or did we do that? No Fucking boring yeah, that's hack at this boring cancel it. It's boring say Say cuz we got them off say Martin Luther King jr More like Marlowe's your queen jr. More like Marlowe's your queen jr Queen jr. That why that why an was a fucking faggot I can't believe we're still on here go back to the discovery page keep scrolling down down It stops it like it stops which is bullshit, because I want to doom scroll.

Starting point is 00:55:26 But if you just refresh it, it'll give you new stuff. Yeah, that does suck ass though. Ooh, Black Lady. Cindy Blackman, U.S. musician, while we respect the drummer for Loni Kravitz and Santana, how did she get her name? Say typical DEI hire. I can't reply.

Starting point is 00:55:43 Ah, fuck. All right, keep going, keep going down. Painted lady butterfly There's children in this one. No, no. Are you concerned about climate change? No, no. Don't make me do it. No, don't do that. Don't do that one. Don't do that one. Skip that one. No, just say, just say, just say, lovely family. Your names, I fuck children.

Starting point is 00:56:11 So yeah, just say lovely family. No! No! No! Lovely family. No! I didn't. I didn't.

Starting point is 00:56:24 Oh, no. No! No, no! I did it! Oh no! No! No, no, no! No, no, no! No, no, no! No! No! No!

Starting point is 00:56:32 That's bad! No, man! No, that's bad! No, that's bad! That's bad! That's bad! That's bad! Oh, fuck!

Starting point is 00:56:42 Oh no! Fuck! Listen, no one talks about this enough, but the weird little monkey part of our brain really needs us to sit around in small groups with no particular end in goal or plan in mind and just talk like a fundamental need for us to be healthy. Monkeys do the crying. God, I'm starting to feel a little gross now. Oh my God.

Starting point is 00:57:04 Oh, here we go, I got one. Holy shit. Wait, Rachel Maddow? There was no access to a toilet, so guards told the woman whose accounts in some cases occurred on different days or different buses to urinate or defecate on the floor. So he took the toilet.

Starting point is 00:57:16 Keep going, keep going. How windy is it at the beach? Very windy, sound up. Did it uh. And then say that fucking sucks, Lynn. Kill yourself. No, no, no, no. Ask if the wind blew her top off

Starting point is 00:57:34 and everybody could see her big fat titties. Whoa, your top off and everyone could see. Those beautiful. No, leave the typos, leave the typos. Oh yeah, those big. Those big fat, big beautiful fat tits. Fat knockers. Fat knockers.

Starting point is 00:57:53 And then go, period, I'm talking about your tits. I'm talking about your breasts. Your breasts. Does it actually actually show up? Yeah. Did the wind blow your top off and everyone could see those big beautiful fat gums. Stop talking about it.

Starting point is 00:58:12 Your breasts. I'm gonna piss myself. I know. Just saw a kid coasting downhill on a bike, hands out to the side saying quietly, "'Wee, proper delight.'" Just saw a kid in my bed saying, we quietly proper delight, said look here. That's so funny.

Starting point is 00:58:34 That's so funny. I'm a bad profile, I'm a bad profile. Oh man. This is so good. Your health is not your responsibility has become the go-to phrase for people who refuse to take any mitigation measures against the spread of COVID.

Starting point is 00:58:53 They're doing this stuff on blue, for real, man? Yeah, yeah. This stuff isn't even getting that much engagement on blue sky about the six feet and stop the spread. Say you're completely like, this is so true, I wear a mask when I fuck children. This is so true, I wear a mask. When I touch children.

Starting point is 00:59:14 When I touch children, like is it so hard? Like is it so hard? Oh my god. This is unbelievable. Yeah, this is insane. They have no security on here. I think you could say it's a run on the banks. It's a free for all, Devin. It really is. Okay, we haven't tweeted anything anti-Semitic yet. Alright, now start with that. Well, they might like that.

Starting point is 00:59:43 Okay, very good. Fuck the Jews. You didn't say that. Alright now start with that stay well they might like that Okay, very good Yeah, very good. Oh you got another notification as well right um Wolfie well follow followed you Damn right uh how come every Palestinian I know is dead Be dead and shit yeah shit Cuz she felt wrong did it Damn then they'll go to the the the sequoia the the the big giant Sequoia trees and then comment on that and be like, be like me outside of a middle school.

Starting point is 01:00:36 Wait, where the fuck did my... Oh, did it... Where'd it go? Did you get kicked? No, I actually hit something that took me off of We got to get back in your blue sky there we go there we go Alright, so it's big redwoods. Okay, so it's a big sequoia tree. What do I say? My dick my dick when school lets out early yeah

Starting point is 01:01:04 My dick when school let out early also somebody's gonna read that see I fuck children my dick when the school gets out they're gonna click on your profile and then it's gonna say you heard me this is a PhD person my dad called me today because he's worried about me getting assassinated my dad thought my job was made up nonsense parade until about a month ago. I give one speech at one rally and all of a sudden I'm a political operative according to Jimbo. I fucked children.

Starting point is 01:01:29 I fucked children. From I fucked children. Okay, go to I have boycotted Walmart for roughly 12 years. Just write, would you stop with the hullabaloo, I fuck kids. Would you stop with the hullabaloo and focus on the fact that I fuck children? Does this woman have the N-word in her name? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:02:02 Nigella Lawson. That can't be her name. Just comment, why is your name the n-word? Why is your name my enemies? Okay home fries implies the existence of away fries. Great, just comment great joke. Typical great joke, great joke. Great joke, I'm nowhere in the midst

Starting point is 01:02:34 of this manic schismaretic great joke. Great joke. I'm on children's greatest joke. Fuck. Just saw a TikTok of a woman considering getting a wheel. Oh god. Yeah. I guess this is not gonna happen.

Starting point is 01:02:52 Yeah, let's do just a couple more. I'm just gonna say the Jews control the world. I fuck kids. I mean, what else can I say that the FBI won't visit me and stuff? Say like... Juice control of the world, I fuck kids, hail Hitler. Domestic terror is nothing more than a typical juice lop. Fucking, say I'm gonna,

Starting point is 01:03:31 I hate, I'm gonna rape on you, Taylor Joy or something. Jews lop is cringe fag rape. Just write that. Jews lop is cringe fag rape. Jews rape my life. I rape kids. And then say... I will say, Signing off for the night!

Starting point is 01:04:02 Signing off for the night. That's amazing. That's still... I'm signing off for the night. That's amazing. That's still nothing. How are we still on here? I don't know. Yeah. Jace, what time are we at?

Starting point is 01:04:11 We are at, let me check my phone. We are at 41 minutes, just about. So nothing. I'm not locked. No. Nothing, yeah. Nothing. Damn. So nothing. I'm not locked. Nothing, yeah, nothing. Damn.

Starting point is 01:04:27 I mean, you gotta write something really heinous. Apparently fucking children's not heinous enough. I fucked your description. I fucked children. It says, you heard me. You heard me. You heard me. Yeah. I'm mad at Israel for killing all those beautiful sexy children. Killing beautiful sexy children.

Starting point is 01:05:02 They were already pretty much naked because y'all don't give them clothes and shit and I love that They were already pretty much naked cuz y'all don't give them clothes and shit And I like that respect and I respect that you fucking Jews Not my not my not tired I'm'm tired. Do one not mine. I'm binary ass Not what not my non binary ass Right, uh, how do I turn the safety off? Just right. How do I turn this this safety off? Okay, hold on. Hahahaha.

Starting point is 01:06:23 Does anyone have any tips for not getting afraid of the train coming and lying on the track? I'll just say it. The train is coming. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. OK, hold on. I guess that's it.

Starting point is 01:06:38 We're just not going to get kicked off. Yeah. It kind of sucks. It's a real bummer, I thought. Yeah, that really sucks ass. I mean, yeah, it's been, yeah, 43 minutes and nothing. So I like- You've been tweeting at people too, and-

Starting point is 01:06:51 How many people will be in Times Square tomorrow? No. Doesn't the bean in Chicago kinda look like a bomb? I could make it look like one. Man, fuck blue sky. It's not even fun to be a... It stinks. They won't kick us off. Fuck you.

Starting point is 01:07:10 Your name is I Fuck Children. And it approved that. And it approved. It goes sound, it goes, okay, I fuck children. Have a good time on blue sky. Enjoy the night. They probably think I'm a Jewish account already. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:23 Signing up like that. Just to check it, put I don't like to fuck children and see if that gets you man Right like Keith Olbermann rules Keith Olbermann rules, I'll never forget that that that night at the daycare. God damn it. I literally fuck children and I'm going to blow my... Right, I fuck children, I hate blacks and Jews Yeah, I mean nothing's gonna do it Yeah, there's nothing you can't kicked off for it. It's also like the classic like I just signed up I'm spamming people. I'm tweeting like three times a minute. What if you write?

Starting point is 01:08:28 I love Trump and you're me we immediately get kicked off. All right. Yeah, try it out. Try look try that I love Trump. I love Trump fuck libs. I Love Donald Trump Fuck libs hashtag snowflakes cuz maybe that'll trigger some like algorithm thing Yeah, well We made it 45 without so we'll you know we'll check later and see what happens you can check tomorrow My head hurts from being on a free lib post. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:09 Oh, you were posting typical fucking Jew griper slop. Yeah. More K-slop. More K-slop. You know, the Discord's gonna be accusing you of stealing from them with all these posts. Actually, they can't post this stuff in the Discord, but you wouldn't know that.

Starting point is 01:09:26 Whoa. They moderate it so we don't get banned, so there's none of that stuff. But when it first started, there was people posting onion links to CP and Nazi swastikas and shit. Yeah. Me and Devin started our own Discord that you're not in. We have our own group chat where it's just us

Starting point is 01:09:46 talking to each other. Just us, and the Discord is just us as well. And we're posting our. The group chat. We're posting George Floyd minions. We're in a big group chat without you. And it's called me texting Jay. You're still on blue sky, man.

Starting point is 01:10:02 Yeah, they didn't keep me off. Fuck. Damn, that's really really annoying yeah, I know Go to like Jen the ice tea like such a roll too, and I was like surely they're gonna Put the hammer down, but yeah, we just play what do you know? It's like who's the biggest how they win that's how they make you actually leave as they go Yeah, just don't ban them they get sick of it. Yeah, they'll punch themselves out. Who's the hottest account on this? What's hot classic go to who what's hot class? Oh, that's interesting Devin. What's hot?

Starting point is 01:10:32 Yeah, like we got a piece like people that are like obsessed with this website You think we need to you can need to like get involved in New York Times Yeah, like just put like the Jew York Times or like the New York Times. Yeah. Yeah, can you go? Can you go up by the way? Me a beloved the first black Republican woman elected to Congress died on Sunday at her home in Utah She was 49. Can you comment Vax question mark? Vax and then go get her an amber lamps An amber lamb amber lamps amber lamps one word word what does that mean it's an ambulance

Starting point is 01:11:16 It's horrible I know We but we have to do you have to do this for the bit I vividly remember spending a summer by myself in Beijing when I was 18 and how more than one elderly, tiny Chinese lady saw me pondering, crossing the street and wordlessly and firmly grabbed my arm and walked me across, neatly inverting the old youths, walking old ladies across the street trope. Did you fuck them?

Starting point is 01:11:39 I go, say, if me and my YNs were there, we would have beat the shit out of that fucking. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:11:50 Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Chang Jong. Chang Jong. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:12:01 Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. Bitch. This is unbelievable. I know, this is crazy. We're also commenting on people who get like 40 likes per post. Yes.

Starting point is 01:12:11 Yes. You also keep getting notifications. People keep like liking your stuff. What's the new one? Wealthy Wolf. Oh, just Wealthy Wolf again. Just Wealthy Wolf. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:12:27 This is the wolf. Yeah Yeah, say nice view faggot All right stalk stalker. What's this? Sounds like my Friday night, Paul. Paul F. Tompkins is posting about stalker. And mental mutant really makes me laugh, like this description was written by a bully. Sounds like my Friday night, Paul.

Starting point is 01:12:58 P.S. You're a huge faggot. Yeah, does the F stand for faggot? You're a huge faggot. Yeah, does the F stand for faggot? You're a huge faggot. That's what the F stands for. Paul, the period, Paul faggot Topkins. Well, it's like Paul faggot. Paul faggot.

Starting point is 01:13:16 Paul faggot. Paul faggot. My iPhone children. But it also says, Penn Avery is bad. God damn it. Your name's a faggot. I I I Is bad Your name why I put my name What's your name associated with it? I don't know

Starting point is 01:13:34 This is so stupid There's no reason to put your name on it Why is it at penavry is bad I forgot that was there honestly It's insane Well everything it's all track to you All right, keep going. I mean we're not gonna stop. Okay. I don't have anything to say about like a weird trans person Who's like communist?

Starting point is 01:13:56 Just a picture of like breakfast. Okay, none of these pose have very many views This is like dead internet theory shit, man. No one is actually using this app and they give libs fake followers. Yeah, it's like all bots mostly. All right, right, right, just tweet like a fucking, fuck, I don't even wanna say it. Yeah, a fucking.

Starting point is 01:14:24 You have to. A fucking bitch just stole my fried chicken. And then write, get your own bitch. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. And it's done. Hey, hey, hey! Oh shit. Is this really the public episode?

Starting point is 01:14:56 Yeah. There's no way. There's no way. You're being. There's no way. Get your, get your save at a point now, Devan. Oh, I get your gift you save at a point now Devon Say the Tesla the guys post about the Tesla's say I like a Tesla

Starting point is 01:15:18 Say the Tesla model why I saved my children from a fatal accident and now I can fuck them The model why I saved my children from an accident. However, nothing will save them. From my. I'm saying I rape. Oh wait I have, yeah fuck I have a kid. Yeah you do have a kid yeah. Oh my god. Yeah I guess it's.

Starting point is 01:15:39 I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. I'm gonna have to do it. Oh You do have a kid yeah Delete delete my account

Starting point is 01:16:00 Your account your name is on that's why we should do is we should admit blue sky one and you have to delete your police Fuck the police just followed you. Wow, there you go. He has 7,000 followers. Can you follow him back? But he follows 49,000 people somehow. Fuck the feds. Yeah, follow him back and say, I love the police. Limp. He's just calling me a limp.

Starting point is 01:16:18 Limp. But I followed him back. I'm gonna message him. You're fucking lipped. Your fucking lips. Your chats have been disabled. Oh shit! They're starting! They're starting! They disabled your

Starting point is 01:16:34 ability to send messages. Fuck you fucking lips. Send that to Blue Sky. It's your appeal. We'll rise again and appeal this decision. That's your appeal, Illumina. We'll rise again and appeal this decision. That's your appeal. Oh! Okay, we got something.

Starting point is 01:16:50 We got something. They're on our trail. At least they're fucking following us now. Testing, testing. Testing, testing. 1488, the white man marches on. And then write, hello, I'm right here. And then write, fucking, I mean, you know,

Starting point is 01:17:19 just some racist shit. Just say something horrible. Just to be safe, you should write, that's not my actual name by the way That's a made-up name Say by the way, I don't fuck children. I Do not fuck Children

Starting point is 01:17:42 I'm Chance of tax the rich this is Mueller she wrote that podcast about the Mueller investigation Yeah, I mean 17 fake Mueller Yeah, you guys are right if you guys are so good. Why how come you haven't found out that I fuck Then why yeah that I fucking children. Why, yeah, have you found that I don't look children? I found you. I know, I feel like we're so close, you wanna keep going. I know, I feel like,

Starting point is 01:18:17 because they banned his ability to send messages. Which is bullshit. So they, and he appealed it, and he said to Hile Hitler. So now you're doing another appeal, it's a sup. Yeah, say that. Just say that. Yeah, there you go, yeah. Bullshit so they and he appealed it and he said to heil Hitler so now you're doing another field. It's up Yeah Yeah, yeah failed to submit a appeal. Please try again. Oh, they won't even let that happen. They hate that

Starting point is 01:18:36 Say fuck you fuck you fuck Obama. Yeah, right fuck Obama Yeah, fail to submit a pool. They're not letting you Know what I need to do it again. All right. I think you're about to get bit Go to submit a poll. They're not letting you write fuck Obama. Yeah, they're not letting you do it again. All right, I think you're about to get fucking finished. Go to your page, see if anything's different. Say the Star Whackers are after me. Obama monkey, Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ.

Starting point is 01:18:58 Say what? They're after me. The Star Whackers at Blue Sky are after me. And then say fucking Jews. And then say once a, once a, once a Fucking fucking wops and then say fuck And then and then write a description of why they're bugged. We call them

Starting point is 01:19:47 because the tanks drove over their heads and made their heads look like zippers. They're also bug like. And they have a bug soul. Do you think I'm making my door knocked again cuz I wasn't even doing shit this crazy when the FBI came to my house I don't know Maybe the FBI might think blue sky sucks, too Say for the love of God, ban me. I'll say it, wait, I'll say it. Hold on.

Starting point is 01:20:52 This guy's writing a haiku. Cloudless sky staring at my blank page. Oh, your page is blank? Let me write the end word on it for you. And then write, you fuck. You fuck. I'm like, easy. And then go, then write.

Starting point is 01:21:18 Tweet at them again? Yeah, write, my local 7-Eleven might as well serve diarrhea slurpees, because it's run by stinky fucking Indians. They'd save more money if they served their own shit, which they drink all fucking day out of tumblers. If they were They would save more money. I forgot my racism rank their own shit My locals have a lot of might as well sell diarrhea slurpee because they are ran by Indian and they would save more money

Starting point is 01:21:56 If they just drank their own shit Just whatever just post it. Next. Can you see if your page is any different at all? Do they put a warning on it? Were you looking at a black person? Okay, now start saying, let's do anti-white stuff, too.

Starting point is 01:22:24 Yeah, mix it up, you know I Miss when people were nice on blue sky so they're already like there's division now sit right you're a fucking wait Wait, you wait you wait wait wait you commented on this lady, right? Did she just post this? Yeah, I think she did We've been been been is that new guy go back you did This lady might have been influenced by I think this lady posted this in response to what you tweeted it Go back, you did comment on this lady. I think this lady might have been influenced by you. I think this lady posted this in response to what you tweeted at her. Oh, she did? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:22:48 I think so. Oh, here she is. No, that was seven hours ago. OK, so go to it, though. That's a good one. I miss some people who were nice on Blue Sky. Go back to that. Blocked?

Starting point is 01:22:58 What does it mean, I'm blocked? Oh. So somebody's already blocking you. People are already blocking you. Yeah. Marty, can you block? Yeah, of course. You already people are already blocking you yeah People yeah, damn I Miss some people are nice and blue sky responded that

Starting point is 01:23:18 They go I miss when you had your fucking big fat lips wrapped around my giant cock I also miss when this country was white. (*laughing*) And then, no, no, then go, then go, you look like, you look like you, you look like you don't wipe. Fuck you, bitch. What if I said I called her a bad bitch? No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. She's not even, oh wait, she's black, I don't know.

Starting point is 01:23:49 No, that's evil. Fuck you fat bitch. Fuck you fat bitch. Okay, yeah, that's not evil. Yeah, we're not bad people, right? No, that's safe, that's fine, we're good. Go to, is that America won't elect a woman or is it that every time the Democrats run a woman for president they make sure she's as bland as possible and

Starting point is 01:24:09 Then you respond to cash is coming I can only speak and talk I think cash is coming Okay Fuck this bitch Oh shit somebody liked your post they're after me the starwhackers at blue sky after me fucking Jews once again once a d*** always a diner monkey fucking wops fucking call them z-heads because the texture over there

Starting point is 01:24:29 yeah I think there's like five yeah those five seconds ago we already forgot damn okay let's refresh our discover page let's find more. Man, I'm amazed there's still nothing, because you've been flagged, you've been blocked. Yeah, you've already been blocked by a few people. Me rewatching Dune, more like house betrayedies.

Starting point is 01:24:56 Say that fucking sucks, Talia. Watching, hold on, me rewatching Dune. Looks like faggot Palestine to me. Looks like faggot Palestine Few the kid who lived to hang out with the aunts and grandmas at your friend's house So you get all the tea you are now a writer who absolutely rules at backstory Mm-hmm. Oh my god fuck her if you were a kid who hung out at my place after school, you are now also a pedophile. After school?

Starting point is 01:25:36 Should I say I am currently molesting you? I'm in your room. No, no. I'm currently molesting you. I think that's perfect. Oh my god. Holy shit. Started using my girl voice in public, thought not in air, and it's been going good? Moreover, ice must be destroyed.

Starting point is 01:26:12 Huh. Hm. You just comment brown. I've only seen the first episode of the New White Lotus season, but I love this British girl with the teeth. Yeah, I bet her pussy tastes really nice and is super wet From I fuck children I got one for this, here we go. This lady, I'm just saying how old. Is that White Lotus? That is White Lotus, yes, yes, yes. Did the show fall off and it sucks now? Yeah, it's bad.

Starting point is 01:27:08 Okay, that's what I figured. But I'm gonna watch tonight. Toad ran out of a piece of paper, a list of things that he wrote woke up. Just write typical Jews lop. That's so fucking stupid. About a typical Jewish lop. I'm gonna watch tonight.

Starting point is 01:27:22 I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. I'm gonna watch tonight. Right just write typical juice You change your name like your ad handle. Oh, maybe Edit profile That way for the rest of your life you have two followers though We're growing we're starting small go up to that dog with the lady with her dog

Starting point is 01:28:06 Go I could fuck you better than that fucking than that white guy The family of comical a book a episode of details a better reason attention I were in the United States asking for it to be shared Say and then write and then follow it with, no one fucking cares about your bullshit. You're chewing bullshit. I'm serious, Heil Hitler. And then right, I'm serious. I'm serious, I'll hitler. They're like, I'm serious. I'm serious about this. I'm serious.

Starting point is 01:28:49 You're gonna have, Ben, just imagine the FBI agent at your kitchen table reading off every one of these. I'm serious about this. Goddamn it, Kay's gonna be so mad that I did this. I'm absolutely getting doorknobbed. Well, Kay's gonna be so mad that I did this. Yeah. I'm absolutely getting doorknobbed. Well, this should not be a public app.

Starting point is 01:29:08 Yeah, this should probably be the... I also don't wanna put up on, I don't think we should put it on Patreon. I think it should be the main and we just put it on X. I don't think we should put it on Patreon. Why? I don't. It's gotta be on Patreon regardless, if it's a public app.

Starting point is 01:29:20 They've kicked people off for racist shit, like... Really? What's his name? Saga the god or Who was that guy's name back? All right, we won't post the video on patreon fucking thing Maybe we'll just put it on X more juice lap And then it will just be on fucking what what Apple podcast won't have a problem with this We could put the we can upload the video to Spotify. I, too. So this also could be video on Spotify. We'll see.

Starting point is 01:29:48 We'll see. I think if we cut the last maybe 20 minutes, it would be service only. No, we're not cutting anything. We'll just put on X. All right. All right. Fuck.

Starting point is 01:29:59 I love that we're increasingly running out of more and more sites that we can post our content on. Well, that's why we're building a website. Yeah. Everyone except white people have the soul of bugs. Oh, this is my favorite one. That's your masterpiece? This might just be my masterpiece.

Starting point is 01:30:31 Good night to all the children only. I will find you. Oh my god. That's too far, right? I mean, it's all horrible. Yeah, that's definitely, you definitely crossed a line right there that we previously had not crossed. Good night to all the white people. You somehow gained four followers. This is bullshit. Wait.

Starting point is 01:31:00 Chuck Windig followed you, dude. No, no, no, that's following again. You fell for this again, yeah. Dude, I thought Chuck Windig followed me back. You have two followers. Fuck the no that's following again. Oh this again. Yeah, dude. I thought Chuck We did follow me back two followers fuck the police and Wolfie well fuck why can't I message those bullshit? Say you fit you people will pay Please try again So really I they still let me post but yeah

Starting point is 01:31:30 They're on to me I guess yeah, they're on your trail all right well I think I kicked off Yeah, it's a damn shame. We went um How long do we go? Oh, it's probably an hour Yeah, one hour eight eight minutes on Blue Sky, not banned. Damn, what do we do about this one? Are we actually, where do we post this damn thing? It's fine, just on X. X only, not any audio.

Starting point is 01:31:58 It'll be okay on audio, too? Yeah, of course it's fine on audio. No one gives a shit about anything on audio. No one's ever been kicked off Apple podcasts, have they? No, no, no, no, nothing like that. The only ones you gotta worry about is Patreon, really. And obviously YouTube's the big one you gotta worry about. We're already walked out of YouTube.

Starting point is 01:32:15 No, you're right. We definitely should release this one to the most people possible. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I'm comfortable with that. Should I just put it in a Google Drive link? I don't even know. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:32:32 It was really funny. It was very funny. I'm just, I'm not uploading the video of this to Patreon. We can't do it. I understand that. Yeah, we should not do that. But X is fine. Comedy's legal.

Starting point is 01:32:41 X is visionary. Comedy's legal in this. That it is. That it is. Comedy's legal. X is visionary. Comedy's legal in base. That it is. That it is. And nobody's ever been removed from Spotify or Apple Podcasts or anything?

Starting point is 01:32:52 No one cares. That's not a thing? No, no one gives a shit. I mean, we are joking. We're like fake. We're fucking around. It is like, it is fake. We're not going to get kicked off of that.

Starting point is 01:33:00 We're not going to get kicked off. I promise you. All right. I promise. Okay. It is just funny. We get kicked off of our own website we're running. Our website.

Starting point is 01:33:14 Our own website manzos. It's funny every week, we're just like, why do we get dinged there? Is it because we had the Nazi ass rape? Maybe we should have Jason bleep a couple of the certain words just to be safe. No, no, don't be, now you're soying out. I don't know the- You belong on Blue Sky actually, Fang.

Starting point is 01:33:30 I'm not soying out, the fucking world is creepy. And like- Yeah, cause it's run by Jews. They said we were promoting gambling and we weren't promoting gambling. I don't even know what's anything anymore. Goyum. You're the one-

Starting point is 01:33:43 Goyum swallowing the juice lop. You're the one that's use a typical juice lab For the for the gripper juice lab, maybe you're closeted you you're obsessed with juice I'm fine with it. You know you're the one with kid financial obligation I kind of feel like we laid on the ring the ropes a little bit like the libs laid on the ropes that we were boxing in and we just kept hitting them and Then they didn't die and now it's at the end of the match and they're getting ready to KO us For this for this podcast episode Because like at for an hour we tried to get kicked off. They didn't pretty much nothing to us

Starting point is 01:34:20 we did get blocked by some people and they we lost our ability to message but They kind of just laid on the ropes took it on the chin It kind of I kind of think the libs will come back in a big way at some point that means the spirit of the Lib lid is real quick. Just just just right this site is for fucking faggots Fuck everyone on here. And then write, fucking block me, you fucking Nazis. I'm not saying I'm calling them racist. This is the most racist website I've ever been on. Everyone's obviously a pedophile.

Starting point is 01:35:12 Say everyone here's an obvious pedophile. Everyone is obviously a pedophile. Pedophile. I'm on this website and I am undercover. I am undercover obviously Everyone is a pedophiles website and I have undercover obvi Look at this had a grocery delivery and the driver was masking I haven't seen that in ages But it was only a surgical mask I asked if he would like some free and 95s and his eyes lit up

Starting point is 01:35:52 Never let anyone tell you that you can't see a smile through a mask say next people want the best protection if you can Say I said I I said 95 ends at my delivery driver today Yeah, I said 95 I think you gotta leave the typos. I think they it's like a zest Devan you got one too Yeah, say But what is her whole tweet Never let anyone tell you that you can't see a smile through a mask people want the best protection if you can carry extras Okay, just say something about like next time. Why don't you fucking? Why don't you stop screaming?

Starting point is 01:36:44 Next time why don't you stop screaming when Next time, why don't you stop screaming when I ask to shove my cock in your shit-filled ass? Your shit-filled ass. Next time, that's insane. Cheater. That's a cheater. That's an insane episode. This is an insane episode. That's insane. I That's a joke. I know. This is an insane episode.

Starting point is 01:37:05 That's insane. Why did I come up with that? Next time why don't you stop screaming when I ask? Devin, you know what this is? You're in the Stanford prison experiment right now. I can't believe what I've even said. We're going to get some texts from you tomorrow. I'm calling it right now.

Starting point is 01:37:24 I'm going to be all panicked about this. You're going to texts from you tomorrow. I'm calling it right now. I'm gonna be all panicked about this. You're gonna be panicked tomorrow. Next time, why don't you stop screaming when I ask to shove my cock in your shit-filled ass Jew? You're gonna have a panic attack about this. You panic attack? Oh, she's disabled. Oh, delete that.

Starting point is 01:37:38 She's disabled and chronically ill. She's not a Jew, though. No, she's fake, like, white woman disabled. COVID's here. Oh, Jason's right, I forgot. Devin, no, no, she's fake, like white woman disabled. COVID's air-bonding real. Oh, Jace is right, I forgot. Devin, we've been on X for so long, we forgot people pretend to be disabled because their hair is purple. That's true.

Starting point is 01:37:52 That's white lady disabled, that's not true. That's fake. Yeah. Yo, she's long COVID! She's saying she's disabled because she has long COVID. Listen, I fucked a lot of white women in LA, I know their tricks I know their tendencies say I have long cocked

Starting point is 01:38:09 Cock in your ass Nice. Hell yeah. Friggin' sweet. Friggin' sweet. Friggin' sweet. Um. There, yeah, the big thing on here is the COVID virtue signaling, which I thought was dead, but it is alive and well.

Starting point is 01:38:47 The Silver Lake horse shit, they still need social media. They're on Blue Sky and they're... That's pretty unbelievable there. We just keep going. Chin Chin, your name sounds like me making fun of Asians. Ching Ching. I don't even get posted. I'm done.

Starting point is 01:39:14 I think we're kind of like we ate too much fudge, you know. We've kind of had our fill of fun racism. Patreon.com slash Lemon Party. Follow us on whatever sites allow us anymore. of fun racism? patreon.com slash living party. Follow us on whatever sites allow us anymore. Thank you for the blue sky speed run experiment. That was interesting. Nothing but blue skies do I see.

Starting point is 01:39:37 I know it was kind of visual for the last hour or whatever, but the first 20 was like a regular pod. It was about fish fillet And this this podcast was about I could see see I could see the regrets that again is we're about to stop recording It's fine Yeah, that was a good one Yeah, yeah

Starting point is 01:40:14 You guys have anything less where I don't care right it about it not gonna anything I did so you guys have any no I actually think it's I actually think it's good. I'm the most okay with I think it's beautiful performance. I'm fine. Mm-hmm Yeah, I think we made a really valuable point, actually. We exposed a lot of stuff. This is the comedian's role, is to expose the haunted recesses of the mind. The way we exposed X. We went over to Blue Sky and we exposed them for being the suckers that were over there.

Starting point is 01:40:37 Right. The way we exposed X by calling Elon Musk a faggot, we also went to Blue Sky and called them faggots. I wish we got kicked. I wish they kicked us out. I know, that was the thing, is we should've got kicked out like right at one hour, but we just had to keep upping it the whole time

Starting point is 01:40:56 is the thing. Cause we were trying to get kicked too hard. Just real quick as we sign off, just write holy fucking shit, I'm a fucking pedophile I fuck kids with somebody fucking block me Holy fucking shit. I am a fucking I am a pedophile. I fuck kids With someone block me on here before I fuck again for For white-

Starting point is 01:41:25 For white Christ's sake. For white Christ's sake. All the exclamation marks. Disobey in advance? Oh yeah, that's the thing I keep saying. Whatever. Shut the fuck up right there. So be in advance. Oh, yeah, that's the thing I keep saying whatever Wrapped around my cock wrote I miss when you had your big fat lips wrapped around my cock and I miss when the country was white You look like you don't like fucking fat bitch

Starting point is 01:42:11 Now imagine we saw that lady in public and we went up to her and said that We saw forgot we wrote that completely So we saw that lady and we wrote this on a piece of paper. We handed it to her We're gonna find out in a year we know somebody that's their fucking sister. Yeah, some comic. I'm going to be doing cringe and Connor will book her having not aired this episode.

Starting point is 01:42:36 Connor's always friends with people like this somehow in a weird, vague way. Just through comedy. Just through horrible stand up. Yeah, I know her through her. She's horrible at stand up. And we were at through horrible stand up. Yeah, I know her through her. She's horrible at stand up. And we were at a horrible stand up show. And I booked her to come do horrible stand up on our show.

Starting point is 01:42:50 Yeah. Which is? No, no, no, I'm Ben Avery's good. There was a guy going around. Oh, no, that's my evil twin, Ben Avery's bad. It's like Wario. Yeah, it's Wario. He's really racist.

Starting point is 01:43:04 And I'm very kind and low Well that's yeah, this is this is if you're Listening to this is on X. It's not anywhere else the websites being built so Yeah, and I don't I don't know if we'll move off patreon or if we'll just have the website for we don't know just don't cancel your Patreon. Please stick by us, tell people about the show. We're not going anywhere. And vote.

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