lemonparty - 128: Gary Indiana Jones

Starting point is 00:00:00 I'm gonna be back. I'm on that light beam, always in my face. Talking, listening. Girl, I had the best of me. But I'm gonna get you back. Your burgers make the room smell like farts and balls, by the way. The burgers, it smells so bad. It smells really bad in here.

Starting point is 00:00:36 Sorry, this was a heavily requested thing, so we gotta get right to it. Sure. Right from the get-go here. I'm sure the fans are trying to- Your demise has been heavily requested. The fans who have been plotting to kill you, yeah. The fans are like, you should do a challenge

Starting point is 00:00:53 where you inject nitrates into your heart. Behold the Ender Pearl. Oh! OK. So it's a Minecraft thingy. Chicken jockey. Is the Ender Pearl a Minecraft thing? Chimkin jy. Chimkin jockey. Is the ender pearl a Minecraft thing? Chimkin jockey. Chimkin jockey, very good.

Starting point is 00:01:10 Chimkin jockey. We gotta make those shirts, Asap. Yeah, here we go. Actually, we should make a chimkin jockey shirt. Here we go. What's in the box? Is it a human head? So it's a Minecraft meal.

Starting point is 00:01:22 Here we go. Okay, you put this on gum. That's a good spot. It's on top of gum That's a good spot for the gigantic liquid right right on top of everything You're gonna like suck us into the podcast equipment like Tron spilling a big mine Yeah, I got some extra goodies in there for me, but yeah, I want to see what toy we get Yes, would you do the honors sure of course? But, yeah, I wanna see what toy we get. Jace, would you do the honors? Sure, of course.

Starting point is 00:01:45 Treasure! It's a treasure chest, okay? Treasure. He says treasure in the... Well, Jack Black's wacky. He's a wacky guy. I think my audio's not on here. Okay, there we go.

Starting point is 00:01:56 And they put him on enough pills to kill Audrey Hepburn. I don't know if he's alive anymore. Behold the nether. I got the nether sauce. It's a block, I don't know what it is. We didn't get check black? No, it's a Minecraft block. That's it? Does it open? We got the one that sucks ass. No, they literally just gave you a metal block. What the fuck? Because they hate you.

Starting point is 00:02:09 That stinks. You're kidding me. That stinks ass, man. Oh, that sucks. Is there any food in the fucking box? Yeah, yeah, I got 10 Minecraft nuggets and Minecraft fries. What are they, square? No, it's just in a box.

Starting point is 00:02:19 Oh, okay. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna go get some food. I'm gonna? Yeah, yeah, I got 10 Minecraft nuggets and Minecraft fries. What, are they square? No, it's just in a box that's like Minecraft.

Starting point is 00:02:31 Damn, I thought we were gonna get the jet, there's like a fat. There's a very fat disgusting Jack Black. The guy that packaged that looked like Jack Black. He gets in the box. Yeah, they're giving away pedophile 3D printings with Happy Meals now. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Jase, Jase, look, look. I am Steve.

Starting point is 00:02:53 You've seen it, haven't you? You've already seen it. I went to the premiere. You went to the premiere? You went to the premiere and I was truly hoping. No one wanted to go with me, what the hell? You didn't go, you didn't go. You asked us to go to Minecraft with you on the premiere

Starting point is 00:03:04 and I was hoping you got pulled out like Paul Rubin's jacking off I hope there was a sweaty mug shot of you mm-hmm you want to read the card it came with yeah and I also want to try the nether the nether my other sauce live try it, because I heard it's got a little bit of a kick. Your eyebrow goes up like Jack Black. Mm. It's got a bit of a kick to it. It says, mine from the sea of special sauce,

Starting point is 00:03:38 this precious block derives its radiant shine from melty cheese and a toasty sesame seed bun. Little too wordy. Yeah. For McDonald's customers. Oh, so it's a burger block is what it is. Hola. Hola. Remember when he says hola?

Starting point is 00:03:50 No, I didn't see the movie. Once again, Jason, I didn't go opening night. Because we're not pedophiles. So I was actually, this is how autistic I am. I was not aware the movie was a meme. I saw the trailer like weeks ago and I've just been saying like, chicken Jackie. Yeah, yeah. Because I knew, I saw there was a cut of the trailer like weeks ago and I've just been saying like, Chicken Jackie. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:06 Cause I knew, I saw there was a cut of the trailer where they were taking every single thing from the Minecraft movie of everything he was saying. Cause it's like a nostalgic piece of shit where it just goes, look the thing from the thing. Right. So she goes, the nether, indipel. First we mine, then we craft.

Starting point is 00:04:23 Look, it's Jews from the video game. They have Jews. The villagers. The villagers who are dirty Jews. By the way, Jack Black also will just break out into like. He does like rock songs. He goes, riggedy do, riggedy diggity. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:38 Like he does that the whole movie. Yeah, we were watching him on SNL earlier and we both said like, I think he wants to kill himself. Yeah, no. He looks suicidal. You can tell his wife injects him with fucking adrenaline and then slaps him with a belt and makes him film these movies.

Starting point is 00:04:53 So I was not aware that this movie had gone so viral on TikTok, because I'm not on TikTok. Dude, it made like $150 million opening week. It broke box office records. First we mine, then we craft. Yeah, it's like $150 million opening weekend. It broke box office records. First we mine, then we craft. Yeah, it's like a bunch of kids. It's like the kids from the show Adolescents are in the movie theater screaming.

Starting point is 00:05:12 Yeah, I saw them getting pulled out by the cops and stuff. People are losing their minds. At the Chicken Jockey scene specifically. Yeah, like the 12-year-olds are getting raped in the theater. It's like War to the Flies. I got the last seat, and I sat by myself. And they go, sir, this is the best seat for masturbating. Here you go.

Starting point is 00:05:27 There you are, sir. Back back. It has an indention for your elbow. Yeah, back into the right. They go, here's a cup to jerk off into. We just asked that you come in the Minecraft cup. Was there a special like Minecraft popcorn box or something they had for you?

Starting point is 00:05:42 I did, but I already, unfortunately, I already spent like $30 on like candy and soda and stuff. And I was like, wait, is that the Minecraft special? And I was like, fuck. The way you're dipping that really pissed me off. Yeah, you're savoring them too much. The nether.

Starting point is 00:05:56 You're taking like six bites of one McNugget. You're dipping it like you're painting something. It's actually pretty good. Hola. I wish I knew what the hell you were writing. Jason Momoa sucks ass in the movie. He's doing like a romper. Every line that you keep saying,

Starting point is 00:06:12 it sounds like code in the Pizzagate emails. Don't. I was genuinely, when I went in, people started standing up at the beginning in front of the screen going, hello, attention everybody, I am the son of Minecraft. I would like everybody to know I'm the son of Minecraft. There's like 19 year old Joey.

Starting point is 00:06:33 So is it all ironic? Everyone's going ironically? Yes, it's a meme. People were in tuxedos, suits, people were arriving in limos at the Sabangamal. It's like Rocky Horror Picture Show for 12 year olds somehow. Okay. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:47 Interesting. That's kind of cool that everyone's coming together over how much it sucks at. It's incredible because we're taking back the slop. Yeah. It's the corporate slop but we're not gonna go, cause this is the default response of, ugh, it's the Minecraft moves, it fucking sucks.

Starting point is 00:07:02 Everything's a fucking remake. And then you stay home. I go out, I have a kick ass time. You're a loser and you stay home, right? I go out I have a kick-ass You're a loser if you stay home and you don't watch the Minecraft movie You are here. I'm a huge loser for not having gone to Minecraft So I was confused cuz everybody started screaming immediately in the theater Uh-huh. I'm pretty sure and one of John Podesta's emails was titled chicken jockey in the theater. I'm pretty sure one of John Podesta's emails was titled Chicken Jockey.

Starting point is 00:07:26 Yeah, hey you guys wanna mine some craft? Wink, wink. I can bring chicken. Pizza, hot dog. Chicken Hawk. Yeah, was Moloch in the movie? He runs the Minecraft universe? No, the movie, it's this weird self-aware,

Starting point is 00:07:39 it's nothing like I've ever seen because it's just a corporate piece of shit that knows it's a corporate piece of shit. That's a cash grab and it leans into that. Yeah, and the people are ironically embracing it Like I thought there was like a 7.5 earthquake and Thousand Oaks When he said chicken jockey in the theater because the walls were like shaking I was filming it now cuz I was like, oh my I didn't know that this was happening in every theater across the United States. People were walking in like the Aurora shooter,

Starting point is 00:08:10 like just firing AR-15s into the crowd. Kids are getting rid of the bullets. People are coming on Nicole Kidman's face before the movie starts. Here's what I love about this generation. Every now and then there's like a really hacky joke that is the sort of the comedic, like they hired comedy punch-up people that came in

Starting point is 00:08:31 that are just, you know, the types that come in and do punch-up. They're like, he's standing right behind me, isn't he, type shit. That stuff, bombs. Yeah. In a rowdy theater, bombs. Then he says Chicken Jockey and then plays a raps.

Starting point is 00:08:44 Yeah. So they have actually a great sense of humor in a rowdy theater, bombs. Then he says Chicken Jockey and then plays Rumps. So they have actually a great sense of humor and I was crying laughing in the theater with them. By the time it got to Chicken Jockey, I was like shouting it with everybody. People were high-fiving, people were hugging, like crying. Yeah, you're in church right now. This is what it is.

Starting point is 00:09:01 These kids grew up with Minecraft. This is what I think. They've been up with Minecraft. This is what I think. They've been playing Minecraft for like 10 years, right? Okay. They're, the people I saw there were like 19, 20, like 18, around, I was checking IDs. Sure. Of course, you know an ideal.

Starting point is 00:09:14 You know my thing. You're like, let me see some ID. Yeah, you're like, I brought some beer in my backpack if anybody wants to come to my place. I'll follow you back on Instagram, I just need to see some IDs. I got 48,000 followers. Hey, I got a Stubbs Pass.

Starting point is 00:09:30 You wanna come back to my place and get murdered? Tony Hinchcliffe follows me on Twitter. You wanna end up like the Candy Man Killer? I'll treat you like Otis Tulle, baby. This is what I walked away from it going, these guys played this game when they were like nine, 10, 11, now they're in their 20s or their late teens. And they're facing a world that's dying, basically. Yeah, but they're also like this game they grew up with

Starting point is 00:10:00 and it's all their memories of friendship and playing with people and now they're, it's the return to innocence. Return to innocence. They're going back and sort of mocking their past self. They're more naive. It's the return to retardation more than innocence. Very good, yes.

Starting point is 00:10:14 That's what it is, because they are still innocent. They're so young, very young. Yeah, they're making, I was an old man amongst just to see it. You were the only one there with pure intentions. You were a psychopath at the theater. I thought I was the only one going to ironically enjoy the movie.

Starting point is 00:10:31 Turns out you went to the movie with a chorus of 18 year old podcasters. What's funny is I can find, I didn't even know it was a big meme, and I'm like, this is hilarious, everybody should be saying Chicka-Jay, and then I go and I'm like, oh, everybody is I'm like creating this whole world for myself But that I don't even know about and shout out to

Starting point is 00:10:51 Just just I mean chicken jockey the nether and do Pearl. I mean, it's all great stuff I'm gonna go back and see it a couple more times. Yeah, then they also have like a Monique type lady in the movie for no reason So this is a really funny thing about it is is they have like, there's no other way to put it, but the studio executives were like, get me a black. Yeah, they're like, get me a mammy. Minecraft, there's literally like a thousand year old Jew in a chamber of goo. Is Hattie McDaniel still alive?

Starting point is 00:11:18 Yeah, in a chamber of goo going, get me the biggest mammy we got. Dig up Aretha Franklin. I wanna see her skeleton. So it follows like four people. Okay. Jack Black, huge backstory. Right, he's like the Jumanji

Starting point is 00:11:33 he's been in the game for decades. It makes no sense, but yeah, yeah, basically. He's been in there raping the Minecraft villagers for 20 years. The nether. The nether. He's actually been trapped in the, what is it called, the overworld or whatever.

Starting point is 00:11:45 Okay. It's so retarded it's hard to follow. Right. But it's the nether. It doesn't matter, you just say the thing. Uh huh. The movie is like he's punching squares or something. What are the, what is?

Starting point is 00:11:57 Chicken Jackie. What is? It doesn't matter, Devin. It's just, it's just. Well stop fucking explaining it. Chicken Jackie. So is it, is it? No, but here's what's great about the movie.

Starting point is 00:12:04 It's follow, it's like this, you know, Fantastic Four type of thing, of like these four unsuspecting people meet and they're in the world of Minecraft and they have to fight together, right? These four unsuspecting people that we've chosen to be demographics of our audience. So they're gonna meet Steve, Jack Black,

Starting point is 00:12:21 who's already in the Minecraft world. Can I ask you, is Minecraft a real video game that they all get sucked into is it one of those types? Yeah, they just get sucked into a Minecraft world that isn't a video game in their universe. Yeah, I mean it's yeah It's not like a check. Is it like a Jumanji thing? I guess I mean am I applying too much analysis to it They go into Minecraft and they go look the thing thing. Right, I'm putting more thought into it than the screenwriter did. How does the third act hold up? The Dark Knight of the Soul.

Starting point is 00:12:51 You have to see it again to really judge it. So the four people that then go to the Minecraft world are, it's a kid and his sister, and they both lost their parents and their orphans and they're living it, so that's all set up then Jason Momoa is like this guy living in 1989 when he like was like a big arcade gamer Okay, he still like drives a trans am and he's like, yeah, I'm pretty fucking cool. It's just like the kid Sure, it's like the Napoleon Dynamite. It's a Quando type guys the fistful quarters like Keith Mitchell type guy No, you you're again you're making it too, you gotta make it more retarded.

Starting point is 00:13:26 Sorry, I got, let me. Think SpongeBob. I'm gonna leave and I'm gonna hit some nitrous and I'm gonna walk back in the room. You're like, it's like Tarkovsky's soccer. Yeah, I go, it's kind of like a Solaris, like they get sucked into a world where their dreams are reality.

Starting point is 00:13:43 It's the craziest thing about the movie. It feels like they finally learned how to make fast food into a film. That's the only, you're sitting there and you keep getting these hits of dopamine. It's like you just keep dipping the bullshit into the sauce and eating it. They made seed oil for your eyes.

Starting point is 00:13:58 Yeah, exactly. It's a visual seed oil experience. Yeah, exactly. RFK is trying to ban the film. The movie gives you diarrhea. Yeah, you walk out is trying to ban the film the movie gives you diarrhea Yeah, you walk out of the theater you have to get your foot amputated because it's got cirrhosis Hey guys if you want to be ready for a hot summer night any night you need hems Hems hooks men up with access to ED treatments that can help you get hard and stay hard

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Starting point is 00:14:57 see website for details, restrictions, and important safety information. Price varies based on product and subscription plan. Shenandoah So Jason Momoa has a full backstory. The kids have a full backstory. Jack Black has a full backstory. And then there's the Black. Who's the Black? We know nothing about her.

Starting point is 00:15:13 She's like a realtor. She never has any line. She goes off on a side quest. She's in the movie for maybe four minutes. I think they like showed it to a, well they like crowd test this stuff now. And I guess people were like, yeah, less black. And then they just cut all her stuff out.

Starting point is 00:15:27 And she's just like, she's every single time at Custer, she's like, what the hell? Or she'll just turn to Jason Momoa and be like, mm-hmm. Yeah, she'll go, I want a fried chicken, Jocky. Damn! To the point where I thought I was like hallucinating. Like, does anybody else see this?

Starting point is 00:15:44 Does she keep making comments about it? She wants to fuck Jason Momoa, because he's big and stuff? Like, you got big mouth and that? You like that kind of shit. She's sassy and ridiculing. That's a classic trope, is the extremely horny, fat as shit black woman. The rapey black woman.

Starting point is 00:15:59 The rapey black woman. Who might as well turn to the camera half way through and go, fuck blacks. Every time she would, they would, the group keeps encountering new things because they don't know where they are. And then she would do the classic like, see a thing, go, oh hell no.

Starting point is 00:16:14 And then they start running. I can't deal with this shit. I should have never left Compton for this shit. And I kept being like, but I thought they were gonna roll out something, like what's her name, why is she on other movies. She's just like this be one of them days They're doing Mississippi is burning

Starting point is 00:16:41 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they put a big flaming Minecraft cross in front of her. So I gotta say, the Nether sauce is pretty good. What is the Nether, by the way? That's the little pigs that are really greedy that live in hell, in Minecraft hell. They're called the Nether. The Nether. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:01 Damn. It's just Jack Black looking at stuff the whole movie going, the sword of flint and steel. Yeah. Really imagine, I want you to imagine Jack Black in his trailer on his suck off auto blow machine just trying to get through the day while he films this piece of shit. He should lose his mind though because he's been stuck in a green room for how long at this point?

Starting point is 00:17:22 12? Yeah. 15 years? Doing karate kicks to tennis balls. That's his career now. You lose your mind. You go crazy if you're doing that. Somehow he seems to genuinely love it, I guess. Meanwhile, Kyle Gass is in Guantanamo Bay

Starting point is 00:17:35 getting waterboarded. Trying to use his one phone call to call Jack Black. Kyle Gass is in an El Salvadorian prison. Getting raped for the MS-13 right now. Getting his back shaved before they rape him. There's one phone call to call Jack Black. Calgas is in an El Salvadorian prison. Getting raped by the MS-13 right now. Getting his back shaved before they rape him. As Morgan Wallen plays in the corner. Get me to God's country. God's country.

Starting point is 00:17:57 By that I mean Guantanamo Bay. Can I get you guys to come see the movie with me? Yeah. It's such a good time. I'll see it with you soon. I'm gonna say if it's still like that when we go, do you think if we go this next weekend it'll be like that? Yes, it's going to be crazy.

Starting point is 00:18:11 You guys? Will the energy still be there? You're gonna, look, this is, we're taking back the slop, Devin. We're taking it back. We're not gonna let them win and beat us down and just cram horseshit down. We're too smart, we're too self-aware.

Starting point is 00:18:23 No, we're gonna take it back by making the box office numbers through the roof so they make five more. So an out of touch executive goes, we need to make it even sloppy and shitty. They also, I think this is kind of a PsyOp by them. They released, they fake leaked a version of the movie where there was no special effects.

Starting point is 00:18:39 I'm like, this is totally on purpose. It's all like Psy Ops that they're doing. There was already memes out where it was like the 38 top lines from the Minecraft movie. Yeah, they're doing Lady Ghostbusters, but for Cringeslop, yeah. Jennifer Coolidge is in it. There's no reason for her to be in it,

Starting point is 00:19:00 but she keeps cutting to her, she wants to fuck a villager. They know she's big, you know, after White Lotus and shit. She had like a whole like resurgence. Yeah, so now she's like- She's very funny. She's great. She's great. But why is she rubbing her wet pussy against a Minecraft villager in this movie? It doesn't make any sense.

Starting point is 00:19:15 Yeah. It doesn't make any fucking sense. She's like, she's like buck breaking a Minecraft villager. Oh yeah. Oh, I wanna suck your block. Chicken talking, yeah. Mm, where's my paycheck? Yeah. Oh, I wanna suck your block. Chicken jockey, yeah. Where's my paycheck? Yeah. Why don't you grind up against my big fat tits?

Starting point is 00:19:32 Hey, Jack Mike, how come you have bigger tits than me? Yeah. American pie, I was in that. Yeah. Well, it sounds like a huge piece of shit that's very entertaining. It's fun, but we always talk about this. If you're a film nerd, you've missed the point of film.

Starting point is 00:19:52 Of cinema, yeah. You're supposed to go and have a good ass time. Aren't you supposed to go have a good time? Oh yeah, yeah. You're not supposed to, and not every movie has to be a thinker. This is great because it almost is like everyone signed an agreement before the movie came out like no

Starting point is 00:20:05 We're gonna go see this cuz it sucks ass and we're right fun of it. No, that's cool I'll do you one more you invited me. I said no, and then you were having the time of your life I was at home watching The Curasola movie where the guy gets cancer and is like just living with that and I was like well I think Ben's actually having a better night having a better night than me watching the stomach cancer Japanese movie Yeah, from 1953 I've tears streaming down my face. I'm crying. Yeah crying in the theater laughing. Mm-hmm. It's a hunk of shit. Yeah Do they do they beat Minecraft at the end?

Starting point is 00:20:36 I mean it I don't even I didn't understand any of it right none of it made any sense to me Does it turn to like Schindler's List for the villagers? He's got to like save Jack likes crying at the end because he didn't save enough villagers. This ring could have bought three more nethers. It's hard to explain that it is an hour and a half of Jack Black pointing at a thing and he goes, the thing from the video game.

Starting point is 00:20:57 And then somehow they get away with that for, I'm like, I don't know how they got away with it for an hour and a half, but they did. I mean, remember the thing from the thing. These are just long memes now. Everything is visual aid based. Like people communicate through meme. They go like, this thing like that thing.

Starting point is 00:21:18 Look at that thing. You should go to a movie theater and it should be the cave drawings of Antelope running with flames flickering on it. You go like, it's like a meme It moves in the flame Yeah, they literally made the movies from this the South Park bit bit of like fuck you you watch Kevin James is a squirrel fuck you

Starting point is 00:21:38 Jack Black is a minecraft fuck you. Yeah, but that's I think that's how you have to I Yeah, fuck you. Yeah, but that's, I think that's how you have to, I think in like, someone who's like a Jungian analyst in the Discord told me if like you're. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What?

Starting point is 00:21:55 Ridiculous. Wait, these are our lives in Brasthen. A Jungian analyst on the Lemon Party Discord. Yeah, he's a smart guy. I talked to him on the phone once. Holy, okay. I'm sure he's smart, he's running from something. Yeah, now that guy, I'm sure he's smart, but they're gonna find a bunch of drawings

Starting point is 00:22:09 in his apartment when he blows up a government building one day. Weird spirals. Yeah, weird spirals where he solved the secret of the universe by drawing shit formulas on his wall. The guy's been analyzing the Spectrum logo for years. Yeah, the guy who thinks he lives inside Roku City because he's lost his wall. The guy's been analyzing the Spectrum logo for years. Yeah, the guy who thinks he lives inside Roku City

Starting point is 00:22:27 because he's lost his mind. This is how you beat the corporate entities actually. Because these things are wicked, lecherous, like maleficent, like trickster. You can't take any force head on. So supposedly in your dream, if you're encountering some sort of like trickster thing, you actually can't beat it or defeat it.

Starting point is 00:22:50 You have to trick it into beating it. You have to use the laws that are available to you to beat the thing. Like it sets up the rules of the game and then you gotta beat it. So the corporate slop wants you to pay so much attention to it that you become obsessed with it. So if you take that completely overboard,

Starting point is 00:23:10 that's how you defeat it. I'm just like, I love it! Like people foaming at their mouth, they can't get enough of it to the point where the corporate slop's like, holy fuck. And then they have to ramp up that shit and that's what kills it. Because otherwise it's like,

Starting point is 00:23:26 was stuff just gonna be Deadpool forever? Of like the raunchy sort of like superhero? The bad mouth, yeah, yeah. The bad mouthy. Potty-mouthed superhero. Potty-mouthed Reddit humor. No, that shit is over. Now, the Minecraft movie, it's like breaking,

Starting point is 00:23:42 the Minecraft movie's like Trump for politics, but for like film. Interesting. It's like breaking, it's like breaking the Minecraft movies like Trump for politics, but for like film interesting. It's like breaking It's it's such I've never seen a phenomenon like this in the theaters It was kind of giving me hope we were like bonding. They're great So they're like I think did they lap the last fags and now these guys are they're like they're they're kind of cool now The young guy. Yeah well I think the new new people are kind poisoned, because they've just seen everybody be sincere

Starting point is 00:24:06 and retarded their entire life. And these are people that at 14 years old, it was like 2020. Yeah, 14 years old and they're watching like their big brother put blackface on and give the power fist on Instagram. They're like, well I'm not, he's retarded, so I'm gonna be an irony, minecrafty guy.

Starting point is 00:24:24 And their sister is like a cat now. Yeah, their sister got her pussy cut off and like nailed it to the wall and so they're like well to escape that I have to reject everything. Sister wears her pussy around her neck like a necklace. Like Ed Gein. Yeah, exactly. The Zillennials are the ones, they're skating

Starting point is 00:24:40 on the edge of like existence. They can see the darkness on one side and the light on the other. They seem to be sort of the most like, they're astute and with it. And he- They're like Dadaist almost. Yeah, the lineals and below that,

Starting point is 00:24:53 but then below that is like iPad kit. So like there's like large swaths of like iPad babies that are just gonna be useless. iPad babies won't be able to like breathe or move. They'll be like thalidomide babies. They're in iron lungs. Dude, literally you're gonna go into like a state farm and like try to get help from like a kid

Starting point is 00:25:09 20 years younger from you in like two decades and he's gonna be like hitting his screen with like the fucking palm of his hand. Like I mean I saw ads and there's ads in Miami like don't hire a human, hire AI. Yeah. And they're having like AI employees. Like I don't know if it's bullshit or not

Starting point is 00:25:22 but I'm like, I, that's good, actually. Like, you should, why should someone have to do secretarial work for 40 years and then die? And people aren't gonna be able to do that anyway, so let the robots do all that stuff and then we can be at home. And maybe there's more of a focus on a family at that point. Maybe there's more of a focus on just enjoying things in point. Maybe there's more of a focus on just enjoying things

Starting point is 00:25:45 in life rather than having to have a job. Just give us UBI. There'll be more of a focus on where you and your family are gonna sleep that night. Yeah, yeah. What you're gonna eat. Do we move underground? Kind of come grub people.

Starting point is 00:25:57 Where do we go? Yeah, we're turning into grub worms. Yeah. One day by the time we're dead, they're gonna be picking up rocks and people are gonna scurry out from underneath it. Like bugs. Yeah, let me hold the baby on the off ramp today

Starting point is 00:26:09 to try and get some sympathy and get some money. Look, I don't understand the economy at all, but the tariffs seem like they kick ass. And what's gonna happen. I don't know anything about nothing. Me neither, but it seems like it's good. I guess. Sounds good to me.

Starting point is 00:26:21 Sounds good to me, man. I'm buying the dip. I'm not about to retire. I'm going all in this look It's like an isolationist thing. It seems good right Bernie proposed this like ten years ago You know I guess back to America Bernie Mac. Yeah, yeah, we'll see Sounds good to me. I don't know anything about the economy at all right, but Hey anything Ben Shapiro's against I'm usually for so Ben Shapiro's against it. He hates it. He says it's unconstitutional Just cuz we taxed it. We tax Israel. Yeah, so that just the tariffs in general. He said yeah, but it's it's the fact that we taxed Israel

Starting point is 00:26:53 And like 30% too. That's good. Yeah, Trump already said to not Yahoo. He's like come let's talk Maybe we can get it. Maybe we make a deal, you know, break some bread. Maybe maybe it will be good in a couple years I don't know. Has anyone seen any effects? Is the things through the roof yet? Yeah, look, Jim Cramer's predicted a Black Monday market crash. Yeah, Cramer's also like retarded, yeah. Like as an idiot.

Starting point is 00:27:15 That's why people are so conflicted about it. They're like, is it gonna be the opposite? Mm-hmm, yeah. But regardless, no one here knows anything about the economy and we shouldn't talk about it, right? But think about it, if? but but think about it if If everybody else is tariffed and we don't even have income tax anymore That's great because eventually when we want to even have income and so then because the country needs to bring in money somewhere else

Starting point is 00:27:36 Right, so then we can go instead of us being like serfs and servants We can get like UBI where we're we're. Maybe, I think we need boots on the ground in Greenland by the way. I wanna invade, let's stop invading hummus countries. Let's start getting white countries. I wanna invade every white country in the world. Greenland does need, we need them. We need a bomb, Sweden.

Starting point is 00:27:55 Boots on the ground. I recently found that out. I recently found that out. About Greenland? About Greenland. I didn't know where, I was a complete retard. I didn't realize how close they are to us. It's like, I can't believe it's been this long. It's ours. You're fucking ours.

Starting point is 00:28:07 It's ours. You're right in the middle of where a lot of warfare would happen. You're either gonna be, you're just gonna get killed or you're us. It's a good base. We should take Ireland too. Why not?

Starting point is 00:28:16 Why fucking not? I like it. I'm dead serious. We should take over the whole, we should go into Poland. Let's restart everything. Yeah, we should rush them really quickly, do like a little blitzkrieg attack. Let's take everything. We should go into Poland. Let's restart everything. Yeah, we should rush them really quickly, do like a little blitzkrieg attack.

Starting point is 00:28:27 Let's take everything. We should move Boston. All the white countries. Yeah. We take the white countries, but we're isolationists, but we should invade Greenland. Let's go to all the white countries and leave all the Arabs, like in England and stuff,

Starting point is 00:28:39 like they're not picked for dodgeball or something. Yeah, England's like, come on, invade us. We have chickpeas. And we're like, no, you got too many hummus stores. And then they have no clue what to do with their economy. It's just the same guy on a motorbike just delivering food to himself. Yeah, the entire economy is different. DoorDash guys bringing each other food.

Starting point is 00:28:58 It's two DoorDash guys meet on a corner and they just swap food and then they go home. Rules. It's two door gash guys meet on a corner and they just swap food and then they go home. Rules. But that's my whole thing is like, you know, we're heading toward, we gotta head toward UBI. All these jobs are gonna be gone. There's not gonna be enough stuff to do. So, you know, we gotta, you know,

Starting point is 00:29:18 we gotta isolationist now. Isolationist, invade Greenland, give us UBI, take all the jobs, all the jobs need to go to robots, let them do all that stuff, it's worthless, we should stop putting it in people's heads that they need to find a job to do something like that. Everybody, no one do a job. No one apply for anything, live off the government

Starting point is 00:29:38 as long as you can. Don't intense credit card debt, it's all over in 10 to 15 years. Throw yourself in front of a Waymo, sue the corporation, get some money. Smoke cigarettes, tense credit card debt, it's all over in 10 to 15 years. Throw yourself in front of a Waymo, sue the corporation, get some money. Smoke cigarettes, stare at your phone, eat at Denny's. Stop applying for jobs, let's all stop working. Turn yourself into a little chimp,

Starting point is 00:29:54 strapped into a chair watching a stimulus screen with like sugar water dripping in its mouth. Like a chimp in a clockwork orange. Yeah, literally one of those shifts where they're like, we tied a chimp to a heroin needle with a button attached to it and he killed himself. And that's your life now. Find meaning outside of something

Starting point is 00:30:10 that a robot's gonna be able to do in 10 years, right? Yeah. You shouldn't have to, being a typist, answering phones, you'll call a dentist's office and set up an appointment for, cause you have a root canal or whatever, and you call them and you'll realize you're talking to a computer. You're not even talking to a stupid bitch

Starting point is 00:30:26 who's giving you sass behind the phone with a big ass and a pregnancy chair who's going through menopause. Fuck them. Don't go to business school. Get a welding degree, build a big guillotine, kill yourself with it. I'm gonna call your business, set up an appointment,

Starting point is 00:30:38 and then at the end they ask me if I want free complimentary phone sex, because they're a robot, and then they start doing JLI instructions for me. Yeah. And then you realize, halfway through, you realize it's just an Indian guy pretending to be a lady. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:30:51 Oh yeah, sexy babe. It's the Indian Darrell Hammond. He's really good. Yeah, yeah. He can morph into anybody. But he can really do Bill Clinton. And Daffy Duck. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:00 I'm like, go back to Daffy Duck. I'm beating off. Yeah. And Indian guy doing Daffy Duck Duck and I'm jacking off. Why don't you come for me? But I don't know, man. I think it's thanks for looking up. I do have, see, sometimes I get more worried

Starting point is 00:31:21 that we're only on Patreon than YouTube. Yeah. I would like to address something really quick before we go into this next segment. I have no beard Well people are like accusing me of like we did it on purpose like that We're act work work what that we got our YouTube and that we're refusing to post on you. Thank you That is a new literally what I was gonna say I saw that I go Are you really you think we're doing this on purpose? Like it's a move?

Starting point is 00:31:47 People are saying like bad move that Lemon Party's nuking their own YouTube channel and trying to move to a website. They're not gonna have any exposure and stuff. I'm like, we didn't do that. We would like to be on YouTube. Yes. Yeah, I mean those people are getting their hands cut.

Starting point is 00:32:00 We're not going back on because we got like three strikes in like a span of like a week and a half. And we're like, all right, if we post more videos, we're just going to get the whole channel taken down. And then all the old episodes are gone, all the old sketches and. Yeah, I mean, those people are like literally getting like

Starting point is 00:32:12 sucked in it into escalators at the mall. And I'm also not going to have a show where like we're talking on YouTube and it's just every third word is just bleeped out. No. Yeah. So I don't want to do that. Because I don't bend the knee. Also, people think we were making a lot of money on you. There are people, there's this misconception out there that people Also, people think we were making a lot of money on YouTube. There's this misconception out there

Starting point is 00:32:26 that people think people are living off of their 20,000 views on YouTube. I'll tell people how much we make on YouTube. We're making about $121 on YouTube, in terms of people, about $121. A month. And then Google AdSense sends it in a smaller amount. I mean, you know it, Maywatch.

Starting point is 00:32:41 What do you make, like $60 on YouTube? I don't monetize, Haywatch. But you've got YouTube monetization money before, right? No, no, because if you use a copyrighted song, and you, you know, no. Yeah, we get yellow dollar monetizations anyway because of the content. Yeah, I'd rather-

Starting point is 00:32:55 We're not in the algorithm, they don't give us money. No, I want the show to be what we want it to be. Exactly. We're also, we are having a guy build a site. He just hasn't finished it yet, right? Well, yeah, and we're also testing and we want to do it, right? We're not just gonna jump into it and I mean if we fuck it up, it's like also at the end of the day It's like it's not that I mean, I'm kind of like I mean patreon is a website. The video is on there Yeah, we're not a screencast. It's like it's not it's the same thing

Starting point is 00:33:20 But a little different if we never jump off patreon, it's not the end of the world Yeah, not really, but we But we wanna have more long-term. Sure, obviously we'd love for some more people to find out about the show. Sure, love to. What are you supposed to do? It's not like anybody has the capital over here to like, I can pay like 10 people to be making some insanely.

Starting point is 00:33:36 The writing was on the wall that were marked on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah. That being said, I have a very funny Black Israelite video because I've been learning more about Black Israelites. Okay, because of the Minecraft movie? Yeah. You thought the villagers were Black Israelites? Isn't it funny that the kids today are kind of just watching

Starting point is 00:33:57 Black Israelites scream that the Holocaust didn't happen or they're watching the Minecraft movie? There's no in-between content. Yeah, your two choices are hell or Hades. That's it Yeah, two different rings of hell. Yeah. Yeah, this is I don't know if you guys have seen this This is a video. That's like only on bit shoot. What is bit shoot? It's like a Forbidden land. Okay, like things get banished Should we start up get banished a bit shoot should we start uploading the podcast on bit shoot?

Starting point is 00:34:29 Oh Yeah, it's a gun ad when you get a gun ad right away a 3d printed gun ad I'm so happy that I get to show you guys this for the first time Lev sent it to me This is a gun from our office on a It's like a paintball gun with bullets. Oh, yeah, that's powered off of nitrous? On a... It's like a paintball gun with bullets. Oh yeah, I almost got one of those actually to shoot coyotes with. Is that Big Boy from Outkast?

Starting point is 00:34:51 I don't know, you guys tell me. That's Big Boy I think. So this video's from the site Detroitiscrap.com. I wonder what's on that site. Here we go, let me see if this is working. Nah, that's not Big Boy. Oh, I've seen this one, these guys are great. Okay, so the title of the video, Jace, by the way, before we go, let me see if this is working. Nah, that's not big boy. Oh, I've seen this one, these guys are great. Okay, so the title of the video, Jace, by the way, before we continue,

Starting point is 00:35:08 fake white Jew crying when confronted with the truth from black Hebrew Israelites. If you're not watching the video, Forest Whitaker is wearing a berag. And another guy is repurposed a durag to look like he's an Israeli. Welcome to motherfucking Detroit, goddamn it. Shit.

Starting point is 00:35:23 Shit. I'ma show you about the real G. We know nothing about what you're talking about, sir. According to motherfucking Detroit. Shit. I'm going to show you about the real Jews. According to the Torah. According to the prophets. We in Jeremiah 14 and 23. Judah mourn. First of all, again talking about the Jews. They said Judah what? Mourning.

Starting point is 00:35:31 They said the real Jews were being mourned. These crackers ain't mourning over there in our motherland. They run the diamond district. What is this twink doing? They run the backs of America. Can I talk to him? They leave with America. He gets really sad.

Starting point is 00:35:39 He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. He gets really sad. These crackers ain't morning over there in our motherland. They run the diamond district. What is this doing? He gets really sad I listen to your music I was just getting fucked in the ass by one of your people and I thought we could all get along

Starting point is 00:36:00 I have black come dripping out of my ass, but I've been working on my beats I have black come dripping out of my ass last night, but I've been working on my beats You know, why did these retards who try to fight the black Israelites? I don't know man. It's what they want These crackers a morning over there in our motherland Beautiful than like any Shakespearean thing. It's tremendous. This is your Othello. It's written by like Aaron Sorkin. It's beautiful.

Starting point is 00:36:31 The social networks. Cause he looks up to big black guys. It's very funny. It's almost like the scene in a Christmas story when he gets to sit on Sansa's lap and he's like the ranged maniac. He makes it ruins everything for him. I want a nine millimeter I can hold sideways.

Starting point is 00:36:46 He's like, man shit. These guys are so odd. I didn't know they were this like fucking base. Watch this shit. America, they didn't leave with America. They got armies and jets. They fight when they get hurt, man. They not mourning, but the real Jews aren't mourning.

Starting point is 00:37:02 Why? Because they in captivity in America. Because they the first fired and the last hired. Because they're oppressed in the ghettos full of crack and heroin and marijuana. And they don't get no justice by the white man. Can't even get no damn health care. We're on your jobs day and night. Can't even raise our kids right. That's why the Jews are mourning. And the Bible said they will be mourning. Jewish people ain't in mourning. Can I talk? You want to hear mourning? And the Bible said they will be mourning. Jewish people ain't in mourning.

Starting point is 00:37:25 Can I talk? You wanna get mourning with your mouth? I do like when he's like, because black people are lazy and don't do work. Because the Jews. Dude, he's ramping up here and he starts spitting so hard. Can I talk? Devin's seen this.

Starting point is 00:37:38 You've seen this. He starts crying, right? The kid starts crying. This guy, this black guy's really like, it's spitting, he's just flames coming out of The black eyes too fat for these stuff they get at party city the little Knights costumes that yeah So he's dressed like Darkman the Liam Neeson superhero He's quasi-modo morning Hitler! You know what? You're not gonna make something like this! He's gonna do it! You're gonna make something like this! He's crying!

Starting point is 00:38:25 He's literally crying. He's crying! Dude, he's crying. He's saying, why would you say that? Come on, man. Fuck. Yeah, cry, white boy! Hail Hitler!

Starting point is 00:38:34 You're gonna make something like this! He's gonna do it! You're gonna make something like this! That's right! He's gonna do it! That's right! That's right! Hitler, you're gonna make something like this!

Starting point is 00:38:43 That's disgusting! You're gonna make something like this! That's disgusting! You're gonna make something like this! That's right! He's disgusting! That's disgusting! That's absolutely disgusting sir! That's absolutely disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir!

Starting point is 00:38:58 That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! That's disgusting sir! pure-hearted, he never thought anyone would, was radicalized enough to say shit like that. Or interact with black people at all whatsoever. He's like, yeah, he's like, I saw you guys in the blind side, you're not like this. Yeah, he's like, well, the Knicks never talked to me

Starting point is 00:39:13 this way when I'm courtside. And these videos, a lot of them, I don't know if this one ends this way, but a lot of them end with like, it's a white woman trying to be like, like pleading, like trying to like find common ground, and it ends with like, you fucking stupid black piece of shit. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:27 Yeah. They just get so angry. This nether song is good, by the way. That's what they're doing. They're farming for the N-word so they can be like, oh. Oh, look at that. There it is. Yep, yep.

Starting point is 00:39:38 The truth comes out. Do Jews say the N-word? Huh? Jews, they say it? Oh, yeah. You think so? Oh, yeah. I've never heard a Jew say the N-word. Yeah,, they say it? Oh yeah. You think so? Oh yeah. I've never heard a Jew say the N word.

Starting point is 00:39:46 Yeah, because they know you'd like it too much. They don't want to give it to you. They'll make the goy come. It'd be like giving a sandwich to a dog. You're too greedy for it. You're at the table begging for it, and it makes them sad. But yeah, if you go in the diamond district,

Starting point is 00:40:04 yeah, there's hella shit. Like hardcore diamond district Jews? Yeah, they're slinging shit around. Do the Jews really run the diamond district? Is it mostly Jews? I know, I've had gyms, they're all Jewish. Yeah, no, the diamond district, it looks like the mines of Moria.

Starting point is 00:40:18 It's insane over there. It's so insane. People are crawling on the walls and ceilings and shit. There's a big troll with a a chain around his neck people with wings Yeah, there's a ball. There's a ball rock trying to sell you a fake Rolex God that rules. All right, just you got to see he keeps crying and this this guy I don't mean I love I love Tracy Morgan behind him just laughing at him. That's right. That's absolutely disgusting. He burnt to no others, but you wanted to be niggas. That's why.

Starting point is 00:40:48 That's horrible. And he burnt to a granddaddy. That's horrible. You think it's funny? Let's give Hitler a hand. That's right. Let's give Hitler a hand. It's so funny.

Starting point is 00:40:57 Let's give Hitler a hand. He thinks, this kid thinks he's literally, he thinks this is just black people. I know. Yeah. Like he's like, what, black people all hate Jews? That's so funny. Yeah. He thinks he's just a guy like playing pickup basketball. Yeah, he's been living his whole life

Starting point is 00:41:14 with like matzahs most wanted. And he thought he was like, he was kind of excited that like to have a little interaction with some black guys on the street. He's like, finally, yeah. Nothing excites like a wigger more. He probably saw the Star of David, he's like, oh I can strike up a conversation

Starting point is 00:41:29 with my black Jewish gentleman. Exactly, exactly. Also you gotta give it up for the guy going, give a hand up for Hitler, that's pretty good. Give a hand! Give a hand for Hitler. Give a hand! He's screaming Hitler.

Starting point is 00:41:40 Round of applause for Hitler, y'all. That's fucking good, dude. They're so awesome. Yeah, what does this guy do? What do black Israelites do for a living, by the way? Does this guy work a security job and then gets off, puts the cloak on, and goes scream to Jews?

Starting point is 00:41:55 He looks like he intimidate, he puts headphones around people's ears and plays some horrible song, and then you go, that's great, and he goes, you think of free demos, you think that's okay? He uses mixed tapes to threaten Wisconsin dads. He just corners old ladies. Yeah, I used to hand it, when I was working

Starting point is 00:42:11 for the Letterman show, I used to hand out tickets to the, and I would watch him just hound, just fucking fat dads from the Midwest. It kind of kicked ass. It is cool to watch people just have no clue where New York is or big city. A dad with a cell phone on his belt, just being like, all right, I'm good, I'm good. And then he's fine. He's like, all right,

Starting point is 00:42:27 get away from me. You fucking and like, get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Hold on. This keeps going. It's it's really fantastic when he starts saying give Hitler I've been like You was robbing the Germans! You was taking all the Germans' money! The Germans were suffering in your hands! You was oppressing the Germans! You was oppressing them! And God let them burn you to hell! Oh, this little science project. The hell with the holocaust. They have their cardboard, their power point.

Starting point is 00:43:17 Their fucking, their volcano with like hydrogen peroxide. As you can see, this is the water cycle. So he says that the Jews were oppressing the German people and then God is sending y'all to hell. Right. This is a... And God let them burn you to hell. What the hell with the harlots?

Starting point is 00:43:34 By the way, if Hitler saw this whole interaction, he would just drive a Panzer tank over both of them. Like it was like a fucking monster truck show. What the hell with the harlots? Six million people. How about 99 million black people? How about 99 What the hell with the haul of six million people? How about 99 million black people? How about that?

Starting point is 00:43:50 Can we be sad for 99 million black people? Can we be upset with 99 million black people? Who gives a damn about six million a day? And you want to kill more people? What's wrong with you? He's like, Jews created black.com Who, who, who? What you got? June of Mornin'!

Starting point is 00:44:10 The real Jews would be a Mornin'! They wouldn't be jokes like this, Kazza, baby! They wouldn't be jokes like this, Kazza! He takes off his G-unit chain and he throws it on the ground. Mornin'! They wouldn't be jokes like this, Kazza, baby! They wouldn't be jokes like this baby they wouldn't be jokes like this Yeah, that Detroit is crap in screen. The image was pretty insane. It was a hand holding up a noose. Yeah, that's awesome. Like the final fade before it cuts out. Hold on. Let me mute this year. Okay. Hollering about the Holocaust. The Holocaust. Oh, six million. Six million hitmen. Yeah, the Holocaust. Holla, holla, Holocaust.

Starting point is 00:45:08 It's been taking everything in me not to be walking. I've been walking around the house saying Chickajockey a lot, but I can't in front of my daughter just be like, let's give hitmen. But I'm just referencing a funny, it's a funny, it's the funniest thing I've kind of ever seen. So Cory Holden's best work. So he's in the news.

Starting point is 00:45:26 Yeah, do you see, he's dressing like Cam Newton now. He's got a big camera hat. Corey says everything. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of people don't know about Corey Holcomb, but he's one of the greatest stand-ups of all time. He's actually a great stand-up. How do you spell Corey?

Starting point is 00:45:38 C-O-R-E-Y, I believe. Nice, like Corey in the house. Exactly, that's how I remember. Corey Holcomb revealed, he had like his Cat Williams moment. I think right. Yeah here it is cat Williams Hollywood actor comedian Cory Holcomb revealed to former NFL star Cam Newton that he's worried that Mariah Carey will be killed hmm Okay, let's see Was this the big clip that went viral? He's like they got that bootle holes. Fuck. Oh

Starting point is 00:46:13 What the will Smith thing? That's it. Yeah, here we go. This is the hat I saw which is just incredible Yeah, yeah cam Newton dressed like he's in Harry Potter Why do wait that's not can't that's that's Cory Holcomb. That's Cory. Oh, but he's dressing like cam Newton now Yes, so why do when black people have like schizophrenia, why do they dress like a gay Daniel Plain? I think they're like gunslingers. They think they're gunslingers in like the Stephen King universe, like the dark tower or something. It's a crazy, like if a white person was dressed like that,

Starting point is 00:46:37 they'd be like, come on man, do better. I think it's like a manifestation of like pimp shit, kinda. Yeah. Oh, interesting, Devan, they get very stew. Like peacocking or whatever. I think that's what it is. Yeah, it's like modern hipster, like pimp shit kind of yeah oh interesting Devon they get various to like peacocking I think that's what it is yeah it's like modern hipster Pete like pimp can Newton will wear he wears one of my favorite things where it's a hat that same dimensions but it's a baseball cap and it has a feather sticking out of it yeah it actually kicks ass pretty one listening

Starting point is 00:46:59 they're wearing like giant purple like pilgrim hats and they look like a gay Christopher Columbus yeah actually, actually. Yeah Okay, let's see what he reveals about a Will Smith because I've this saga of Will Smith getting butt-fucked has been amazing Now there are celebrities who have accepted the poly and non-monogamous relationships Some we know sorry I need contacts here. Who's Cam Newton? Cam Newton was a yeah NFL quarterback for like nine years for the Jaguars No, the Panthers. Sorry the Panthers Yeah, he was pretty good Smith and Jada. They've been open about they have an open relationship

Starting point is 00:47:35 But we'll like guys Huh How you know I live in LA. Hmm. Does that make sense to you? No. I live in Los Angeles. There's a lot of opportunities I don't

Starting point is 00:47:56 get because the guys don't want me to see them with their boyfriends. And I've suffered from that. It's like, everybody know anyway. Anybody know anyway. So I'm saying like,

Starting point is 00:48:12 do you think me saying we'll like guys? Cause I said it and I can't take it back. Cause I believe it. I know it for the most part. By me saying that, I hope it doesn't strike a nerve in anybody, but I'm saying I live in LA, and there's a lifestyle that is kept quiet.

Starting point is 00:48:33 A secret society. Yeah, and it's like, people like me suffer from this lifestyle because of the shame. Yeah, he's like, now I know black people are four times more likely to get schizophrenia. Now, before this clip even ends, is he saying he's been offered by agents to suck dick, to get opportunity?

Starting point is 00:48:51 I think if he's on that show where he's, you know, getting his booty hole played with, he would get more. Like the- The way the guy assaulted Terry Crews at a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah, like on, or he would just get to associate rub, like rub shoulders with those guys, because he gets-

Starting point is 00:49:06 I think it's more so he's, his job is a loud mouth, like cool truth teller guy, who's a comedian, and if you have a guy like that in certain environments, he's not going to hold back and not talk about it. Yeah, not call you a fag. And yeah, so, he's probably just not invited

Starting point is 00:49:24 to a lot of those environments, and has been kind of treated as an outcast. Yeah, where call you a fag. And yeah, so he's probably just not invited to a lot of those environments and has been kind of treated as an outcast. Yeah, where you get like probably a lot of opportunities. I'm also pretty sure he's been pretty self-destructive, I imagine. Oh yeah. I imagine he's a drunk and lunatic, right? I don't think he can keep his mouth shut.

Starting point is 00:49:36 No. Cause he's actually funny. Yeah, yeah. So he fucks up opportunities, he says the truth. He's great, he's wild. Like I've seen, like I've watched like long videos where he's just like I hit my fucking key Fuck my kid do for me

Starting point is 00:49:51 Will Smith party yeah, he'll just be on the breakfast club like Gary Owen should be killed Should be put down like a dog is extremely entertaining and hilarious. Yeah, I also saw Terrence Howard was dressed the exact same Yeah, by the way, they're all on a big, they're all dressing like they're in gay tombstone. And Terrence Howard's like, you know. Yeah, they're in Illuminati Desperado. Yeah, Terrence, there's always a clip going viral with Terrence Howard being like,

Starting point is 00:50:16 did you know palm trees times leaves are the moon? And it says he's a genius. He's like, I actually did the math to figure out gravity is a white man's invention. Yeah. If it's funny, cause it seems like those types of black guys, like if you try to make them do math, it ends with them solving the equation by being insane.

Starting point is 00:50:36 Yeah. Just the most basic, if you put them in algebra for one week, they would come out with full blown paranoid schizophrenia. Yeah, Terrence Howard was like on Rogan, he was like, so you take seven, you add seven to that, that equals seven. Is that a coincidence to you? You divide that by seven, that's seven again.

Starting point is 00:50:52 Is that? I'm holding a gun under the table, Joe Rogan. I got a gun in my booty cheeks right now, Joe Rogan. I got a tiny penis, and I know about seven, the Jews control the number seven, Joe Rogan. That kicks ass because they're there if you're bad at math I guess if you try to I am was horrible at math and I remember like after I had to take a calculus two In college for a credit and it was so hard

Starting point is 00:51:20 That I felt myself going crazy trying to solve Yeah, they could drive you a math problems. I feel fucking insane. And I swore to never do math again the rest of my life once I finished. Yeah, but these guys, I think math is challenging and they turn into, well math is like the white man's like manipulation type shit. So if you learn.

Starting point is 00:51:38 If I'm not good at something, it's the white man's manipulation. They start doing math with like people and like move, they're like Will Smith plus Jada equals faggot. They're like, Will Smith plus Jada equals faggot. They're like in a beautiful... Divided by. Divided by homo bitch. Equals Hollywood. Hollywood.

Starting point is 00:51:56 Divided by. Which equals Jew. Now they're in a beautiful mind except they can't do math. So they're like counting pigeons in the square. They're like, these pigeons told me Will Smith's a fag. You can tell by the way the pigeons move, Will Smith takes it up the ass. But what's great about them is they're not homeless

Starting point is 00:52:12 and pushing a shopping cart because they have millions of dollars. So instead they're just going to like, rhinestone purple suit stores and spending thousands and thousands of dollars. I need a $20,000 shoot. I'm going on Club Che Che tonight. And they're shopping next to the gayest man

Starting point is 00:52:29 in West Hollywood. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It's only gay people and linebackers and like, Cat Williams, they all shop at the same store. I know, Holcomb's wearing the blankets they gave the Indians that killed them. He turned that into a suit. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:41 Him and Ed Buck were dressed the same. Yeah. Corey Holcomb and just a guy, a guy injecting someone with gasoline and cutting off like gay people's heads. Yeah. He's like, see Ed Buck was friends with Will Smith. Shannon Sharpe's like, what you mean you put him

Starting point is 00:52:55 in the trash bins out front, Ed? Ed, you wild. You wilded, Ed. Skip, Skip, Skip, don't be killing those black men, Skip. They probably love movies like Deuce Bigelow, America Jiggle-o, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, skip, He's a crazy man. Hold on. And then maybe we can get the 10-hour one too. Some guys have of how they like to move. And I don't think that however you move is something you should hold against me. I think it's unfair.

Starting point is 00:53:35 Cam Newton wants to scramble out of this conversation right now. Yeah, just do a fucking reverse run for the sidelines. Rush Limbaugh, they're just not as smart as the white man. Canyon's taking a knee and he's like, why isn't it stopping? It's supposed to stop. There's way more of this, I think. Yeah, Jace wanted to watch the winter thing. You know what's interesting is brilliant black guys, they don't really like have conversation.

Starting point is 00:54:05 They're kind of like kingly. Like they'll sit there and they have this brilliant, and they sit there and they just shit out thoughts. They're like, give me a sec, I gotta thoughts. They can bring me a stool for my cock. I gotta expose my cock to everyone. They drape their like 11 inch dick over the stool. I need to pontificate with my dick out.

Starting point is 00:54:22 It's the, Patrice was the master of that, but they all kind of like. Well, Patrice was the master of it, but they all kinda like. Well Patrice needs a stool. I'm so brilliant, my brain, like there's fissures in their brain that are like lifting weights. Patrice was more intuitive with the white world. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:34 Where he could like maneuver around it and get everyone to laugh at the shit. This shit if you show to your average like white guy, they think it's completely, they go, yeah I mean we're right. It's insanity. Like I, they're nuts. Yeah I think it's also like, I think, yeah, I mean, we're right. It's insanity. Like, they're nuts. Yeah, I think it's also like,

Starting point is 00:54:47 I think like black guys like this, they're very, they want to appear very like wise and sagely, you know, because it like goes against the stereotype or whatever, but they don't really have the firepower to do it, so they just end up kind of like sounding insane, you know? Yeah, like, by the way. It's like the same as like a white guy who wants to like be in the military, but he's five foot two and has a stomach like sounding insane, you know? Yeah, like, by the way. It's like the same as like a white guy

Starting point is 00:55:05 who wants to like be in the military, but he's five foot two and has a stomach like a frog, you know, so he just looks like a weird tactical retard. The common thread amongst all these guys though is that they are in media and Hollywood and they've all been kind of blackballed. Yeah. Like Cam Newton even from like,

Starting point is 00:55:20 he had some clips go like where he was just acting out I think in public and public and fighting a teenager or something like that. So eventually you... I guess that's true, it does make you a little paranoid. A little paranoid, you start, everyone's against me, and the whole, it's all, there's a secret society, and so then you go to the gay hat store

Starting point is 00:55:38 and you buy the big mink coat, and then you start sitting on podcasts. Give me a Tim Foyle on cowboy hat. Yeah, I mean, Terrence Howard looks like he's in Lawrence of Arabia right there. Oh yeah, look at this. I know, he looks like a gum shoe. He goes, here, see, it's the Jews, see.

Starting point is 00:55:57 He's on the PBD, the Patrick Bette David podcast, the podcast that all the great minds go on. He looks like a phrenologist for his own skull. He's measuring his own skull. Yeah, the hat is measuring his skull. So good, though. When you give up your manhood, I've never seen somebody recover from it.

Starting point is 00:56:20 That was all the people that went to the puffy parties. That was all the people that did all those things, parties. That was all the people that did all those things thinking that there was never gonna be a consequence for what they were doing. Get punked out and pimped out by. Okay, so they've watched too many Alpha motivation videos on YouTube, I think, while they're working out,

Starting point is 00:56:36 and they're talking with the cadence of guys that are like, it's like, what is it called, something, is it Hope Core, or is it like a? Sigma Core, Grindset. Grindset Core, or whatever, like those types of videos. He's talking in that cadence, that was invented from his YouTube videos. It's playing the like bass music

Starting point is 00:56:54 that plays behind every line. If you're not like doing 12 to 15 reps of beating your wife, you're a faggot. Yeah, but this is about, I guess, Illuminati. It's like an inflammatory, schizophrenic version of a guy that's just talking about how you need to just eat avocado and ribeye off of a wooden cutting board

Starting point is 00:57:11 to get jacked every day and get your life in order and sleep. But this is, they take it to the next level. They really do. They love it. Where it's like, Eddie Murphy's a faggot. And he takes it up the ass. He takes it up the fucking ass. It's always so graphic, too. They're not like, Eddie Murphy's a homosexual. Eddie Murphy gets fucked faggot. And he takes it up the ass. He takes it up the fucking ass. It's always so graphic, dude.

Starting point is 00:57:25 They're not like, Eddie Murphy's a homo-sucker. They're, Eddie Murphy gets fucked up the ass. But it's not, he gets fucked up the ass. It's also like, he's blackmailed and like all this stuff. And there's like an underground thang that's giving him money. He takes it up his butt. There's tunnels.

Starting point is 00:57:38 Jeffrey Katzenberg lives in his ear. Yeah. But he might just be gay, actually. You can't be a gay blackmailer. They're like, Frank Ocean is controlled by the Jews to make blacks gay. That's why they dyed his hair green because of money. Because of goblins.

Starting point is 00:57:52 Because of goblins. The goblins. Jewish goblins. There's goblins in the mood. Jewish goblins made blonde green. These are the guys that they analyze the dollar bill for like a decade. They get one dollar. They get one dollar.

Starting point is 00:58:07 They look at it, yeah. They keep looking at it. Yeah, they go, if you look at the corner of the dollar, you can see my dad raping me when I was four. They put that in the dollar to drive me crazy. But I'm not! I'm not! That's so crack!

Starting point is 00:58:21 We're four times more likely to have schizophrenia. That's a real fact. Is that real? It's real, yeah. Why? Black people are four times more likely to have schizophrenia. That's a real fact. Is that real? It's real, yeah. Why? Black people are four times more likely to have schizophrenia. What the fuck? Really?

Starting point is 00:58:30 I didn't know that. Yeah, yeah. I looked it up one day because I literally looked it up after I kept seeing clips like this and I go, is there some? And I Googled black people's schizophrenia and Google's like, yeah, no, for real. Wow.

Starting point is 00:58:40 Yeah. I think it's like twice or four times it's like somewhere in there. Hmm. It's a significant higher number Yeah, let's finish this and get out of here. Yeah Yeah, that's great black people really can't catch a break when it comes to like genetics and stuff and success Yeah, other than basketball. Oh, yeah. Well, I guess the athletic ability and stuff, but like I guess there's you can't have it all Yeah, right. Yeah Our most some over greater desire. You should have a greater desire than being a man

Starting point is 00:59:12 So I believe that's a big problem with a lot of the actors out there because they get fluid And next thing you know once they get fluid, it's gone. What does that mean? They get some gender fluid? So there's there they've been morphed in anything your man card no matter what Man, I mean, you know what it is From place No, no, I'm I get it. So you see some guys struggling with they see Bieber struggling with how much of a fucking idiot You got to be to have a shirt that says value value How much of a fucking idiot you gotta be to have a shirt that says value?

Starting point is 00:59:48 Imagine walking around repping that I know God. He's a fucking idiot Yeah, yeah It's a fucking more if you look at pets if you look at him sideways you can see through his ears to the other side Like a keyhole have you see by the way have you seen we can't keep talking about this if you want I do But also Patrick bet David in like Scottsdale, Arizona Opened up his own cigar lounge where you can pay like $15,000 to be a platinum member of. And you put on a suit and you go and you have business meetings with everybody

Starting point is 01:00:11 who listens to Patrick Bette David. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go and you're like, you're like, we're gonna start DoorDash for raping women. We bring sex slaves to your house that you can rape for a fee. Bam, bam, bam. Some people are paying like 50 grand a year

Starting point is 01:00:26 to be a part of this cigar club. To smoke a cigar with Patrick Matt David. In the videos, Patrick Matt David is at his cigar club smoking a cigar in a suit, and there's other people in suits putting their fingers together like this, like discussing ideas with him. He's stroking his chin.

Starting point is 01:00:40 LeBron is a pedophile communist. Is that the kind of stuff he says on his show? I call him a rise and grind vampire, that's who he is. And anyone that associates with him, I write off completely. I mean, he gets big interviews and shit, but he feels like a plant. He came out of fucking nowhere.

Starting point is 01:00:58 He's being paid by some country or something. Oh, guaranteed, yeah. His IQ's gotta be 105 maybe. Yeah, that's like a push to start human basically He's the he's not even the smartest guy in like a community college class I feel like like he would be asking questions that aren't even close to kind of he's a guy in a community college class where the Professor stops letting him speak when he raises his hand. Yeah, he goes. Okay anybody else but Patrick I just want to hear from some other people. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:01:27 Have you seen his thinking room? He has a thinking room? Have you seen it, Evan? What is it? Is it one foot by one foot? He made his money in some weird way too, where you're like, you can't really, they're like, what did you do?

Starting point is 01:01:36 How'd you get all this money? Like some weird crypto shit? He like, yeah, or he like, you know. He was a pedophile in 2011 and kept his crypto money. So here it is Oh chapeau talked about it. Hold on. Let's not the picture. That's just audio. Hold on How do I get the image of it? Yeah, just go to here. I think yeah. Oh, I've seen this painting That I worked on and commissioned. Oh, here we go

Starting point is 01:02:01 Okay, yeah, that's something that Paulie Walnuts has hanging from his room. Dude, he's like he's in like an admiral's outfit. And who's who's there? Chase, what's even better is you got to hear him talking about it first. So it's Einstein, John F. Kennedy, Lincoln, Tupac, him. OK. Him again, I think, right?

Starting point is 01:02:19 Or is that like the fucking Bob Einstein? Is that the Shah? Is that like the guy, the leader of Iran? Yeah, like the like the guy of Syria or whatever. Is that the sad that's clearly Warren Buffett right there That's Martin Luther King jr. Next to Warren Buffett. I think that's the guy the f1 driver who got burned up and then kept racing I don't know No Anyway, let's just hear him talk about it. Okay, it's retarded You see me in here in the blue, then we have Senna, Ayrton Senna,

Starting point is 01:02:47 then there's Opa, Dashaab Iran, Lincoln, Kennedy, Einstein, bunch of different hidden messages in there. MLK, empty chair, and they're debating two books, Atlas Shrug and Communist Manifest. This is my thinking room. If I want to think I come here, I close up and I start thinking. That's so retarded.

Starting point is 01:03:05 That's so fucking retarded. It is totally. I also love him going, there's a lot of hidden messages in the painting. It's like what? He's just the famous people. He's acting like it's Da Vinci's The Last Supper. Like Judas is hunched a certain way.

Starting point is 01:03:20 He's literally going, he's like, so what you see is it's Tony Soprano and Scarface and the Joker and they're all playing poker together. You know, even gayer, I just realized he got that commissioned. Yeah. In my head, that already existed and then he had someone paint him in.

Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah. He paid a bunch of money for someone and he thought of it. It was a gay oil paint artist who was drawing that for three months. He's the type of guy that makes you feel like when you're younger you'll never make any money because you're like, this is the people

Starting point is 01:03:49 that have everything? You have nothing in common with him. I'm not, I couldn't, I don't know, I can't. This guy reminds me so much of the dad of kids that I would use to go to Lakers games. He has a box. Yeah, and he's just like, you figure out he's like a fail son. Like you just inherited a billion dollars.

Starting point is 01:04:07 You have no clue what he does, and he comes in and he gives meaningless advice and is like a retard, and yeah. The nether. Jimkin Jackie. It's so good. The nether sauce is really good. They did a great job.

Starting point is 01:04:26 I would like to congratulate them on the good job they did. You guys wanna go finish the show watching Terrence or do you wanna see his cigar club? Patrick Beddavid's cigar club. It's a choose your own adventure. I don't know. That's a big one.

Starting point is 01:04:46 They're both very good. Yeah, I think maybe, I kinda wanna see Terrence, honestly. Yeah, go back to- Wanna see him spurg out? Go back to Terrence. Two minutes left in this clip, we'll see. Patrick by David is, even he is stumped on the nonce. Okay, can we sum up, can you guys remind me

Starting point is 01:05:04 what he just said? He said some people are fluid in Hollywood. They lose their manness, their man car, because they become fluid. And he's talking about P. Diddy? He's like, people go to the Diddy parties, they get fucked in the booty hole, and they become fluid, they lose their manness.

Starting point is 01:05:19 The P. Diddy shit has opened the flood gate. Now there's black QAnon and shit now. And they're by the way. It's like the Epstein, it's black Epstein. Yeah, black QAnon. These will never end. I bet it's like a lot of things in Hollywood where if you went to a lot of the P-Diddy parties

Starting point is 01:05:35 nothing happened and it was boring and sucked. That's according to Russell Brand, he said that. And then he got charged with sex crimes the next day. Yeah, it was very funny. I saw a fake thing that he flew to Israel today. Did he? But I couldn't confirm if it was true, but I like to think it's true and it's very funny to me.

Starting point is 01:05:52 He's too gay for Israel. They kick him out. He's too gay. He's too gay. Yeah, he just walks around pontificating. He got charged with rape. Yeah, like charged. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:03 But the UK's woke. Oh, Russell Brand. Russell Brand. The woke UK charged him with rape. Yeah, like charged, yeah. But the UK's woke. Who did? Oh, Russell Brand. Russell Brand, yeah. The woke UK charged him with rape. And there's also, he did an apology video where it's front-facing camera and he's clearly pretending that his wife and kid are there by his side. He's like laughing and smiling out of space.

Starting point is 01:06:17 He goes, sorry, my wife and child just out of frame. You can just tell they're not. They're not there. He's just completely lying. No, he recorded that video like three years ago. Yeah. He had it saved in his camera roll. Yeah, it was on the set of Get Him to the Greek.

Starting point is 01:06:31 He had this all planned out. But it's weird, it looked like he was on the set of Forgetting Sarah Marshall. He's like on a balcony in Hawaii. I was like, is he trying to do this to, by the way, that all felt planned to me because the thing broke on the day the stock market crashed. And I was wondering if he was waiting for this day for... O'Reilly Maybe he was waiting to himself.

Starting point is 01:06:51 Lewis You can charge me on a day that's coming with the economy crashing and stuff since we're due for one. O'Reilly Possibly. Lewis Because people did skip over it because they were like, fuck, I'm losing my house. I'm losing my 401K and shit. O'Reilly Right. Otherwise, I'd losing my house. I'm losing my 401K and shit. Right. I mean, he's been like. Otherwise, I'd be really invested in the Russell Brand news.

Starting point is 01:07:09 Well, it was a dead day, maybe. Sure. But people were like marching in New York and Chicago and everything. People were marching. Not me. I couldn't. He's been preloading this.

Starting point is 01:07:19 I've never marched for a single damn thing in my life. Yeah, he also spent two years becoming fake Christians, so he could like, you know. Yeah, he does interviews with Jordan Peterson about praying and stuff he could like, you know. Yeah, he does late interviews with Jordan Peterson about like praying. About like how there's gonna be a smear campaign about how I actually raped a woman many years ago. He tried to do the Eastern meditation grift,

Starting point is 01:07:35 and then he transitioned into Christianity, because no one really cared that, people were like, all right, so like you meditate. You see that clip, by the way, of he's at a convention thing with David Lynch, and they go, David, would you ever consider working with Russell Brand on anything? And he picked up the mic and he goes, no.

Starting point is 01:07:50 He puts the mic down, he doesn't even give Russell time to speak. He doesn't even look at him. He's not doing a joke either. He's just like, let me beat him to it. It's great. Says no, under no circumstances would I ever work with this man.

Starting point is 01:08:03 He's a pedophile. On anything. In public. Yeah's a pedophile. On anything. In public. Yeah. In an auditorium of people. Sitting next to him. Why were they even together? Why were they up on?

Starting point is 01:08:12 It was a transcendental meditation thing. It was like a meditation thing. So David Lynch would do them because they'd pay him a bunch of money to go. Otherwise he doesn't leave the house. But he can get like 80 grand and then buy more canvases and paint and weird clay to make fucked up like dead dogs and stuff

Starting point is 01:08:27 to throw at stuff. And then he's sitting next to Russell Brand who does TM so he can rape better. He was losing focus during his rapes. Trying to cancel out the screams. To be more present during your assaults. Yeah, his mantra is no stop. Yeah, sometimes the screaming makes me not as hard.

Starting point is 01:08:50 So that's when I realized I needed to get present, you know? Be rape here now. Yeah, I saw him in an interview with Jordan Peterson recently and Jordan Peterson looks like all swollen and weird and sunburnt. Really? He looks like Kurt Angle now. But it's weird, he's's so healthy he only eats steak.

Starting point is 01:09:07 It's odd. He hasn't taken a shit in 13 years. He has a very healthy diet. He has steak and drinks water. He's literally cried so much he's given himself CTE. He's like quite crisp and wobbrian from crying. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:19 Is Jordan like crying about the damn dirty libs? I don't know. It was such a long. It was like Russell fucked the shit out of my daughter because of the lips. Okay, we gotta stay focused here though. Oh, sorry, yeah. So Patrick, so pedophile bet David,

Starting point is 01:09:36 PBD, be wary of any like three letter guy. Yeah. By the way, the three letter guy of like, of like trying to corporatize yourself. Yeah. Of like, I'm a company, I'm PBD. Also Patrick Bette David's one of the most retarded names

Starting point is 01:09:54 I've ever heard, yeah. You think it's a fake name? It sounds like a hip hop group from like the mid 90s, like Patrick Bette David. Yeah, like Run DMZ or something. Yeah. I, yeah, he sucks. The season of On Cinema where Tim and Greg

Starting point is 01:10:09 are pretending to do a. Patrick Badd-David. The Patrick Badd-David podcast is so funny. Sorry. No, no, I get it. So you see some guys struggling with that. You see Bieber struggling with that. You see some of these guys struggling with that.

Starting point is 01:10:20 They can't get it out of their head. They can't get it out of their head. The things that they did No matter how they did it whether they were drunk or high or whatever you gave up your man card you need therapy and That's the thing that hurts them the most and so they end up on drugs end up every way to try and get rid of any Principles there are it's crazy crazy you got fired from Ironman the women that Trade their bodies to go and get the role they get to the point where they have their Oscar

Starting point is 01:10:50 They have their money, but they don't have their dream They don't have the soul that they start like Gary, Indiana Jones and the kingdom of my skull That's the name of the size of my skull. And that's the name of the episode. That's the name of the episode. Very good. Damn. Devon with the one through. That was good as shit. Yeah, he's on the set of Iron Man 2

Starting point is 01:11:18 just being like, he's like, what if Iron Man took on the faggots in Hollywood? And John Farrill's just like, I think we could go with a different direction on that. Tony Dark. Yeah. I'm Tony Dark. When's Iron Man gonna beat up the pedophiles? The Iron Dome man.

Starting point is 01:11:34 Yeah, the Iron Dome man, defeating the Jews. I can break through the Iron Dome. And kill all them Jays. John Fathro, the Jays made me show my tiny dick in a movie. Everybody saw my baby penis in a movie because of the J's. Oh, God damn, man, these people are insane. I cut off my ears, that's why I wear this hoodie under my hat.

Starting point is 01:11:57 Cut off his ears. I got ear holes on the side of my head. I did a stage play of Reservoir Dogs and I let them cut my ears off. I had a manic episode. I thought I was my character from Hustle and Flow for five years. So it's like achieving don't mean anything.

Starting point is 01:12:14 If I get all the Nobel prizes from doing all of this, but in the process I have to trade out all of my integrity to do it so that they can stay in place. What benefit is that if I lose my integrity? You gotta go in as a principal. And what we were brought in here is men. We produce 1,500 sperm per heartbeat for a reason. Because they're aggressive.

Starting point is 01:12:35 What? What? You don't trade that in. No matter what. Who else, who's this weird little Chinese mannequin to the right of him? Did you see that guy? Yeah, I don't.

Starting point is 01:12:45 That's so good. Yeah, that guy, Jeff Dunham has that guy as a puppet. That's a Jeff Dunham puppet called Ching Chong. Dr. Ching Chong that he pulls out. He goes, oh, Mr. Dunham, hello. Ching Chong, would you like to give us a fortune? He goes, oh, you white and stupid. The fucking Jays control Hollywood.

Starting point is 01:13:08 We'd be great, by the way, if Jeff Dunham became very anti-Semitic and all of his dolls became Jews. Yeah, he's on Peterson and Peterson's talking to Peanut, like he's real. He's like, I'm a jalapeno on a stick, they wouldn't let you work in Hollywood. They're trying to cancel. They're trying to cancel.

Starting point is 01:13:29 To cancel Peanut? They're trying to cancel jalapeno on a stick and Peanut and the old guy and the terrorist skeleton. By the way, if the Dems won, Jeff Dunham wouldn't be touring anymore. Yeah. And that's a guarantee. That's a goddamn guarantee.

Starting point is 01:13:44 Kamau would've shut that down. Yeah, yeah Really I've made a breakthrough in drawing big retarded guys I was literally like I was at home like the end of inglorious bastards like this is my masterpiece The most retarded guy what was the I see you someone even more retarded though Did you see the tweet I say you who cuz I was I was camping I couldn you someone even more retarded though? Did you see the tweet? I say you know, yeah Cuz I was I was camping. I couldn't look at everything this weekend Hold on pulling it up. I was I was an oh hi Do this fucking kill me cuz I was like just I think you're not drawing people retarded enough actually

Starting point is 01:14:18 Fuck it's not. Oh, yeah here it is. So the Federal Reserve or the unusual Wales Twitter tweeted Germany is considering the withdrawal of approximately 1,200 tons of gold, valued at 124 billion from a US Federal Reserve vault in New York. I do remember this guy, yeah. But what'd he look like? Some guy, his picture is a motor, it's a motorcycle.

Starting point is 01:14:42 Okay. His picture's literally just a motorcycle. That's cool. He has a blue check, so he pays for acts. And he replied to this, because Germany's considering moving all their gold from a Federal Reserve vault in New York City, right? The Federal Reserve, right? He responds, Germany just tipped off every crime syndicate

Starting point is 01:15:03 in the tri-state area that there's 124 billion in gold sitting in a vault in New York somewhere. Probably not the best idea. This guy thinks Batman is real, by the way. He's like, the Riddler, the Penguin, they're all gonna get it. It kind of rules now how dumb, because now it keeps leveling up

Starting point is 01:15:24 where now people are trying to become masters of economics. It's great in real time. It's really cool though, because it's arrogant retardation. Yeah, it's arrogant. It's beautiful. It's beautiful.

Starting point is 01:15:32 They have to be smug. They're really smug. There's guys with Down syndrome necks who have a pipe and a smoker's jacket now. Talking about the NASDAQ. Yeah, they're in a library in front of a bunch of pop-up books going like, where the thing is, they will steal the library in front of a bunch of like pop-up books going like where this thing is they we get to the good

Starting point is 01:15:46 out of the bank I'm a sigma grind sick. Yeah, who's that lady Juanita something that got by Bill Clinton? Yeah, I love her She's a complete she's so insane. Yeah saying she got raped by Bill Clinton I wrote a book about like it just it it's just, what's it called? What's that book every lady figured herself to where the guy rapes her? 50 Shades of Grey. 50 Shades of Grey. She wrote a 50 Shades of Grey,

Starting point is 01:16:13 but the rapist is Bill Clinton pretty much. It's like 100 pages of what he did to her. And it sold hundreds of thousands of copies. She's like a millionaire from the book. That's like the lady who accused Trump, the Jean-Carol Grey or whatever her name is, lady. That lady was nuts. So Juanita Broderick is leading the charge right now

Starting point is 01:16:32 on saying that the Austin Metcalfe dad is a crisis actor. Yeah. Which is very funny. Because Austin Metcalfe was like, forgive all people, don't make this a race issue, please remember my son. And everyone's outraged that he didn't like

Starting point is 01:16:47 get on the news in a clan hood. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh, so Devon might be, there Devon goes. Who knows? Maybe they're getting paid by Woke to not grieve their son. Here's the thing, here's the thing. LeBron James killed Austin Metcalf. Why is the kid's name Carmelo Anthony, what the fuck? I know, with a K. With a K. Yeah, yeah, yeah, his name should be KKK Mellow Anthony. Yeah, that'll be a fun trial.

Starting point is 01:17:25 Yeah, they're like, he was killed by Chauncey Billups. And they'll let the kid get off, so then there's like mass chaos in the streets. So we go Joker-pilled. So there was a Go, they set up a GoFundMe for Carmelo Anthony. Yeah. And it raised $80,000, and I was like,

Starting point is 01:17:40 wow, 100,000 people donated to that GoFundMe, that's crazy. But they sent it to the wrong Carmelo Donations it was like 80 cents 60 cents 40 cents it was the lady who's going I love you She thought she was donating to Austin Metcalf He's like I'm sending this to that white boy, Carmelo Anthony, who got murdered. Before anybody got information on it,

Starting point is 01:18:13 everyone was posting White Lives Matter with no information whatsoever. They saw Carmelo Anthony and they go, that monkey did it. They turned into Uncle Ruckus from like Boondock Saints. The story goes that Austin Beckhaff said, hi, hello sir, you're sitting in my seat. What you mind moving your backpack? You're sitting in the wrong seat.

Starting point is 01:18:33 Excuse me, my Afro-American gentleman. And then he stood up like thugnificent. His arms are guns, they're oozes. Ah, he's like. Yeah, he's Planet Terror. Army of darkness. Yeah, he's Planet Terror. Army of Darkness. Hey, she bitch. Shhh, shhh, shhh.

Starting point is 01:18:49 I've been designed to kill white people. You are cracker bitch. Kill whitey. Oh, fuck. Yeah. He just stood up crazy. I'm a crazy Inward. I'm a crazy Inward. I'm a crazy Inward!

Starting point is 01:19:06 He just started snapping insane. And then the picture they keep using of him with the rifle, the whole picture is him with like two white boys. Like he was hanging out with a bunch of, you know, it wasn't just all black people. And they go, look at these white boys, he's holding hostage on a hunting trip.

Starting point is 01:19:22 Yeah. That kicks ass. What did happen? Do we know yet? I heard one other thing that it was more like they got in a fight. That's what I've kind of been hearing too as more info comes out. That the white boy started like attacking him or something

Starting point is 01:19:35 and then he did just like stab him in the heart. Nice. Which if that is the case, and I mean there's gotta be, there's witnesses. Yeah, well yeah he'll just go to jail, right? He'll go to jail. It could be a self-defense thing But you you know, you shouldn't stab somebody in the heart About our mod Arbery again or whatever right his arm. I heard fucking fake jogger Who was just out for some cardio really supposed to believe a black man went jogging

Starting point is 01:20:08 Devon for some cardio. We're really supposed to believe a black man went jogging. Devin, are we really supposed to believe that? Oh yeah, that guy, they like ran him down, right, from their truck. They were shooting him like wild hot. If a black guy's not doing cardio on TV, it's illegal. He was a, the whole thing is he was like running in his Tims and like jeans or some shit. He was, I don't know. He was doing, I don't know either. I don't keep. I'm just making jokes.

Starting point is 01:20:25 I don't know either, I don't really. I'm just making jokes. He was doing Chinese guy at the gym workouts and they shot him. Yeah. It looked odd that he was just running through the neighborhood. But also crazy to, yeah, peel your.

Starting point is 01:20:36 I don't think he should have been shot gunned to death. Yeah. By Cletus and the boys. Yeah, they shouldn't have killed him like a Sam Raimi movie. Just blew him against the wall. Didn't they say, was he lynched? No, he was shot.

Starting point is 01:20:50 No, no, no, they whipped, I think they whipped the truck up and a guy was in the back. I think the dad was in the trunk with a shotgun and blasted his ass or something. Oh, like popped up, oh Jesus. Yeah, some shit like that. Can't get into that.

Starting point is 01:21:03 Well, they were doing Marauder shit. Right. Like Mad Max. I don't know some shit like that. Well, they're doing like marauder shit, right? Like Mad Max I really I only respect people who tell the truth So like if you're a guy that was saying no black lives don't matter all lives matter And now you're a guy saying white lives matter now You're a you're a hypocrite piece of shit and you that's what you wanted to say Yeah, like you shouldn't like with Israel saying no, we actually didn't bomb the hospital now They're like no we have to level the hospitals.

Starting point is 01:21:26 I hate the trickle-true thing of what you actually wanna say. Just come out and say what you wanna say. Just be like, fuck blacks, I shot them. Yeah, if you just be a guy on Twitter that's like, fuck them, get rid of them, eradicate them. I have more respect for that. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:21:41 Don't inch your way towards. There's a lack of racial honesty on Twitter. I'll say that Over the past four years Sure, you were making more there were moral grandstanding like actually all lives matter and those same people now just say white lives matter Mm-hmm, so they're the same thing. They were saying was retarded Mm-hmm of like like those people were all making arguments that race doesn't matter and blah blah blah. And now it's white lives matter apparently. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:22:10 It's like some animal farm show, like pigs are more equal type of stuff. Norm always had great jokes about how like, if anybody was proud of something they were born as being, it was like the most retarded thing ever. Cause you didn't do anything. So it doesn't, but also you didn't do anything. Yeah. So it doesn't, but also you shouldn't feel shame

Starting point is 01:22:26 for how you're born either. No, it's like being proud of being genetically predisposed to have moles on your face or something. You know, there's nothing you did. It still feels like the lowest IQ thing to say like my, like that thing of like my identity is the most important thing and I'm proud of it. You know who's number one?

Starting point is 01:22:43 The people I was born exactly as. That's the number important thing and I'm proud of it. You know who's number one? The people I was born exactly as. That's the number one thing. I mean, to me it's just as retarded as like, you know that fat dyke who painted, she has a painting that says fuck white people and she's wearing clothes that say fuck, it says fuck white people over and she's white. That's just as retarded as saying.

Starting point is 01:23:01 She looks like an airbag. She's a white airbag, yeah. She comes out of your steering wheel to save you in a car crash. It's all fair. Everybody needs to have a little better bedside manner about this. Don't be yelling about blacks and whites.

Starting point is 01:23:17 Don't be talking about a black guy who got shot by the cops eight years ago. Have a little bit of decorum on X. Post-Chicken Jockey. Make it a little fun. There know, there is a genocide happening, so you know, throw in a thing here and there. A white genocide, yeah. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:23:29 Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. Just, you can't just scream about black people all day on X. Get a podcast. Yeah, you know, yeah. Take it off, take it behind closed doors.

Starting point is 01:23:39 Buy us a mic. Monetize us. Monetize us. Yeah, start a... Don't give that shit out for free. In fact, your follower base, make them talk like you. Get a podcast, say they're stinky, say whatever you want. Say whatever you want and then complain that you're banned on YouTube.

Starting point is 01:23:54 Do it that way, it's pure. White lives matter, hell Hitler. Hey, hands up for Hitler. Which is my favorite track off of Kanye's new album, World War III. The Dave Bluntz one. Hail Hitler featuring Dave Bluntz. Dave Bluntz, yeah. I'm like, did I produce this album? Did I relapse? Did I relapse and I'm Kanye's social media manager and I'm producing his albums now?

Starting point is 01:24:19 Kanye called Dave Bluntz and he's like, I love how you used the hard R in your raps. I'd love to have you on. It's a sketch I would write, what if Kanye had Dave Blunt on a song where they talk about how they love Hitler? They're doing Bound 3, but it's about tying up a black guy. I'm getting my beautiful dark twisted noose. Yeah, they're doing Runaway, but it's about a slave. Is it not about a slave?

Starting point is 01:24:45 What is it about? No, it's about the end of his relationship to his girlfriend before Kim. I can't even find out how to listen to the World War III album. And I wanna listen to it because there's a song called Hail Hitler, and then the next song after that is called

Starting point is 01:24:57 the Hail Hitler N-Word Hard Art. Right, the remix, yeah. The club mix. The redux. Yeah. This one, we made the bass stanky on this one. So here's what's funny, if the album's a hit, in like 25 years, there will be like,

Starting point is 01:25:10 Hail Hitler Remastered. Right, yeah. Rick Rubin. Rick. Like, works on it. There's like a Johnny Cash guy covering it. Yeah. Making it a sad acoustic.

Starting point is 01:25:19 Hail Hitler today. I hailed Hitler today. I hailed Hitler today. To see if I still felt a focus on the Reich. The only thing that's regu... It rules. Yeah. I guess we're not going to finish the Patrick Bill thing. No, we can get to that later.

Starting point is 01:25:39 We're just not going to get through it, because he's going to keep saying insane stuff. We'll get to do that on the Patreon, I guess. But this was the... Thank you for supporting and I reviewed the Minecraft meal, which you all asked for. I heard your cries, I followed through. I actually did my homework and went and saw the Minecraft movie. I'm like us.

Starting point is 01:26:04 These lazy bozos. I put in the work around here, I go see the Minecraft movie. My man understood the assignment. That's you in the theater screaming that. I swear to God, in the Minecraft movie, the black lady, it should say, when the credits roll, it should say the fucking black lady.

Starting point is 01:26:25 And then the name of the lady. Just even bother giving her name they name her character precious Her character name is precious based on the novel pushed by Sapphire. I Think they saw people saw the trailer So people were really mad when the trailer came out and they're like great a fucking black woman Yeah, you see the comments when the trailer came out like six months ago? And they were fucking more woke bullshit, fuck it. I think the studio panicked and they just cut all of her scenes in her back.

Starting point is 01:26:51 If they were to make a movie about the Civil War right now, the comments would be like, looks a little political. Little woke to me. It's about like leaking, freeing the slaves and stuff. Looks like a DEI movie. Yeah. You know, Lincoln was a queer. Lincoln got fucked by the Jews.

Starting point is 01:27:10 It's about Lincoln signing in DEI. Dude, how much money would you make if you made a Lincoln movie but made Lincoln black? Just you cast a black woman as Lincoln. Mm-hmm. Dude, they would shit themselves blind. Wanda Sykes as Lincoln. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:27:25 There's actually a, there's a play on Broadway now about Mary Todd Lincoln where it's being played by the black guy from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Titus Andromeda, and he's playing Mary Todd Lincoln. It looks very funny. He's just a fat black guy in a wig. That guy's really talented. He's great in that show.

Starting point is 01:27:41 He's a great singer, yeah. But he's playing Mary Todd Lincoln, so it's him in a dress with a big wig on. And that sounds funny. She was like a schizophrenic old hag with a smelly pussy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'd rather fuck him than her, to be honest.

Starting point is 01:27:53 I would've actually rather fucked Abe Lincoln's mouth. Mm-hmm. For sure. We gotta read ads now, folks. All right, everybody. But we're gonna go over to the Patreon. You're either watching this on X or on patreon But we're building the website I give the minecraft meal

Starting point is 01:28:12 I give it the nether sauce takes it from like a 7 to like a and a half whoa really whoa Just skip the meal though. They might fuck you on the toy. Just get another sauce I would I think it goes well with the go well with some fish. Mm-hmm I'll get the fish you give it eight out of ten toilets fucking vandal post a double fish fillet whoa Devin answered prayers The what is it the prayers? Of the righteous man yep the penitent man shall pass yeah of the righteous man, the penitent man shall pass. I'm praying outside of McDonald's in my truck, dear Lord.

Starting point is 01:28:50 But you're so retarded you're doing the prayers from Indiana Jones. Doing the penitent man shall pass. You got Jehovah's spells with an I. He chose the wrong cut, he chose poorly, amen. Jesus is working through Donald Trump to make McDonald's great again. Dear Jesus, please let Donald Trump hire Indiana Jones to kill all the Indian people, Lord God.

Starting point is 01:29:12 That's so funny, that's so funny. Lord God. Dude, if we went back to church, because people are so crazy right now, that would be church. Lord God, please help Donald Trump not make us eat monkey brains like the Indian people in Indiana Jones, Lord God. Jesus Jehovah with an I.

Starting point is 01:29:28 Yeah, just give us this for later. Dear Lord, please help Sean Connery find the Holy Grail, Lord, so the Jews don't get it, Lord. Lord Jehovah in heaven. It can't be in the hands of the Jews. Yeah, I watch the movie and I tell myself the Nazis are Jews, Lord God, Jehovah. Well, they'd be kinda right, actually right now. Mmm, so true. Yep. Yeah

Starting point is 01:29:51 Indiana Jones in Israel and he opens the Ark of the Covenant, but the thing goes just through every Palestinian the big thing of light And I guess God does I guess the Jews were right fuck He's like shit No My head hurts from the high C. It kind of I haven't had one since I was like eight. Yeah, you've been diagnosed with high C Sir we got your blood levels you got high C Sir sir we got your blood levels you got high C You got a case you got a bad case of big red sir

Starting point is 01:30:37 We're gonna have to put you down actually You're a kennel yeah nurse give him 400 cc's of Pepsi max I'm gonna blow your brains out and then fuck your dead body shirt You're gonna feel a bit of a bit of pressure and then a sweet release They go that'll be $12,000 And we're gonna we're gonna cut your dick up and play with it. We're gonna play with your dick and balls. I'm sweating so much from the nether sauce. The nether sauce. And also the massive weight gain I've experienced.

Starting point is 01:31:34 You are really loving this new life. What new life? Just where everything is like a performance art but you're actually just getting fat as shit. I'm like Big Mac from It's Always Sunny. I'm very good. I'm very fat though. Nothing fits anymore.

Starting point is 01:31:54 It is excessive, the amount you keep eating McDonald's every time I see you. Flint and Steel. I don't know. The Nether. There we go. Chicken Jockey. Chicken Jockey, yes sir.

Starting point is 01:32:08 It's so good, I can't wait for you guys to join in on the fun at AMC theaters. I'll see it, I'll see it. Of course you will. I'll see it. You're gonna watch him on SNL to promote Minecraft. Yeah, I'm gonna see it. Watch the Minecraft movie.

Starting point is 01:32:20 And when I go with you, I'm gonna be fucking funny and fucking cutting edge and subversive and I'm gonna clap at the Nicole Kidman speech even though I don't think it's that good. I'm gonna salute it because I know what Camp is. Well unfortunately you kind of are a fake Jack Black fan because you didn't go see the Minecraft movie. Oh he's dead to me.

Starting point is 01:32:35 He's a, yeah. He's a big fan. Like I said, he's a dead cat stuck in the wall. Like. But you can't find. You can't find. He's a Cheshire cat. Stuck in the wall.

Starting point is 01:32:48 That died in your wall. Yes. And you can't, you're banging holes, reaching, can't find it. He died trying to get a bird that was stuck in there. He stole a burger and then got trapped in the walls because he wouldn't let go of the burger to fit through it. It's like when monkeys reach in the hole. Exactly like that.

Starting point is 01:33:03 He died. He died in the walls because he wouldn't let go of the burger he stole. Fuck. We got it in the show. We got to do the patron. We got to do the ad. We got to do the ads. Chicken jockey. Chicken jockey. Chicken jockey. Good night. Yes, that's it. Chicken jockey. Good night. Chicken jockey. Chicken jockey.

Starting point is 01:33:23 And good luck. Bye. Bye. Bye Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Night time would find me in Rosa's Cantina Music would play and Polina would whirl Blacker than night were the eyes of Polina Wicked and evil while casting a spell My love was deep for this Mexican maid I was in love but in vain I could tell One night a wild young cowboy came in Wild as the West Texas wind

lemonparty - 128: Gary Indiana Jones

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