lemonparty - 132: Senor Frogs

Starting point is 00:00:00 Another joint! I'm on that light beam, always in my face. Talking, listening. Girl, I had to buy some reels for the Cadillac. Another joint. Another joint from the Spike Lee. The blackness himself. Can you guys hear yourselves? Oh, we're going? Yeah, I can hear myself.

Starting point is 00:00:36 Yes, we're on. And you're on DoorDash. You're like, yeah, we're on. You're scrolling Taco Bell. Popeye needs a spinach. Hello. I can't even tell if your sweatshirts have designs on them or that's puke from your baby at this point.

Starting point is 00:00:58 Who knows? Who knows? Yeah, you're starting to steal her bibs with the little bucket in the front of it. Testing, check one, one, two. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're starting to steal her bibs with the little bucket in the front of it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Testing check one, one, two. Check. That's good. Check.

Starting point is 00:01:11 One, one, two. My dream for the studio, actually, I was just telling everybody, this is a little BTS, I wanna move Jace's blue light here. Yeah. So it's more blue. So it's more blue.

Starting point is 00:01:19 They had the walls blue, actually. It's kinda bullshit. Jace, can you tilt the blue on you a little bit? Yeah, sure, here we go. Because see, we don't have the wall, really, in the shot anymore. There we go, Jace is a little bit more blue. There we go, am I blue enough?

Starting point is 00:01:29 Jace hasn't been blue for quite some time. I know, I'm actually a little red right now. Got a little burn. Got a little sunburn. Got a little sunburn. Mexico. In Cabo Wabo. Yeah, Jace, you were, it's the rite of passage for every liberal couple I told you to you to vacation in a third world country.

Starting point is 00:01:50 And really have like little slaves. Little tiny slaves running around. Drink slaves who come up to you and they go, sir, can I get you please, let me get you something, they have my keys. You can feel like a little emperor for a day. No, it was great. It was actually, it was, we flew in at a TJ and it was awesome because we went through border and they were just.

Starting point is 00:02:11 What's TJ? Tijuana. Tijuana. You've never heard it referred to as TJ? Come on, that's so funny. That's not that crazy. That's not me going like, no. That's not me going like, no.

Starting point is 00:02:21 You're insane. No, no, no, you guys are whitewashing. You're incredibly unclosured. Out of the gate, you're white washing, Max. No, this is bullshit. You're acting like I was visiting Cabo Salor. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:02:34 Everybody calls it TJ. It's TJ. All right, whatever. Got someone the hot man out once again. But it was great, because we were walking through the border. We paid for the express and everybody who looked just as shade darker than Devon, they were like pushing into walls.

Starting point is 00:02:50 And then I went to go hand in my passport and the guy didn't look at it, he just like waved me through, he's like, your beautiful white skin and your camo hat. You can go right through. Please, right this way. Right to Cabo, which is, Cabo feels like it's like the Buca de Beppo of like Mexico It really it's like Olive Garden for yeah hispanics That's awesome. It's beautiful. Yeah, we were there for a wedding and I was like I was so excited to visit mexico because i've never like really Like had a real trip to it. Well, we went to Ensenada that one time

Starting point is 00:03:19 We got off the cruise ship. That was also not mexica You didn't need a passport to walk around because it's like us like territory technically Yeah, it's like the Isle of Man Remember we walked we were on a cruise ship. We were on the the fast most Indian cruise ship that's ever existed in Carnival I guess there was a lot of Indians and I think there was way too many Indians and of Indians and I think there was way too many Indians and It stopped in Ensenada and we walked into town and there was a giant Taco Bell and I was like a fucking like weevil catcher for the entire cruise ship people were just like

Starting point is 00:03:54 And just go like sucked in weren't even walking to the talk. It was the fattest dumbest retarded thing. I've ever seen I'm in Mexico. I'm walking into the Taco Bell. I'm staring at Mexico in front of me. It's like going to Sabaro in Italy. But it was still like touristy as shit. I think we were just like too young and drunk to really notice. Yeah, maybe you're right. I mean, that's really my first experience with Mexico.

Starting point is 00:04:23 With old Mexico. Well, I mean, what I remember is like Señor Frogs. There was a bunch around, which is, it's Rainforest Cafe. I saw Señor Frogs that I wanted to put dynamite charges in the basement, because it was like, we were walking, we were in this resort and it's just like,

Starting point is 00:04:42 it's like fat white retard like heaven. It's just like, literally two Mexican guys pick you up like a pig and they just float you in the water and just shoot tequila in your veins. Turn on a tequila hose. Yeah, and spray you in the face like a fat pig. They see a white giant like you coming. You think they're reaching for your pocketbook?

Starting point is 00:04:59 Are they thinking, do they got dollar signs in their eyes? They were really playing it up too where they come up to you and they go, senor, would you like a pina colada? I just asleepy. Like they do kind of, there's a couple of them that like really go into character. And there was a guy who ran, there's four families

Starting point is 00:05:18 in the entire fucking resort. There was a contractor. Four families occupying 150 rooms. Dude, I'm not kidding, we saw these, it was like White Lotus, we saw the same four families Resort there was a contract Dude I'm not kidding we saw these it was like white lotus we know the same four families everywhere we went Yeah, there was one guy who like ran a contracting company from Denver the the fattest stomach. I've ever seen him I'll it was insane. It was like that imagine Pritzker imagine you put me inside Devon's belly and change nothing else It was crazy not fat anywhere except this gigantic bowl. Yeah. That Randy Fine guy's big as hell.

Starting point is 00:05:50 Who's Randy Fine? He's that, did you see him, Devon? Randy Fine. Is that the guy from Trailer Park Boys? He's some political guy, hold on. He's saying a starve, that we need to starve all the Palestinians and stuff. Look how fat he is. He keeps tweeting, he's he's saying a starve that we need to starve all the Palestinians and stuff Oh, look how fatty is he keeps tweeting. He's like let him starve starve them all starve all yeah all the children

Starting point is 00:06:12 He just he just wants all that hummus for himself Look at this shit. Look at that guy. Yeah, see it's you need it So take that stomach and then make the legs toothpicks and that was the guy Chris Chris Christie is MJ and this is Kobe. He copied his whole flow. This guy was training with Chris Christie in the summers. Showed him how to play back, showed him how to do back against the buffet.

Starting point is 00:06:43 There's a weird thing here, and I don't know how to sum it up besides this. It's a gay fat It is a gay. You're exactly right. I think really gay about that fat gay guys want to fucking more Yes, because they're sick. It's the type of he's just like his look at his pussy It's almost like he's like us. He's like us like us like a pig with a big apple in his mouth Yeah It's almost like he's like a pig with a big apple in his mouth. Yeah, it's just not a manly fat. Isn't that the fat that that George guy has,

Starting point is 00:07:08 the guy, the huckster guy that everybody loves? I'd have loved him, was obsessed with him. Santos? Yeah, Santos. He's going to prison. He's going to prison. Santos was a little more fat. He's kind of fat like that, though.

Starting point is 00:07:18 He's a little more flabby. This guy is like kind of, he looks like those ants that you eat by like squishing their ass and sucking the juice out. I think that's what's, he's succulent. A little Lion King bug. Yeah, I wanna pick him up and just suck all the juice out of his ass.

Starting point is 00:07:31 He does sleep in a big log. Yeah. No, he's a shrub. He looks like he gets eaten by tribesmen. Yeah. And they trip him and then he falls on his back and he can't get up and they just eat him while he's alive. They take slices out of him while he screams.

Starting point is 00:07:45 But yeah, so guys were like that fat, and then we fucking, we're like, I'm like, I hate this, like I actually wanna see Mexico. The first day I texted you guys, this is great, I was on a fucking Xanax that we bought in the airport pharmacy. So I was like, oh, this is amazing. And then the minute that wore off, I was like,

Starting point is 00:08:00 oh, there's literally nothing to do here except fucking eat and drink yourself. You get kinda at like, like, city. You gotta get hooked up to the food tube. Yeah. Bring me the food tube. Hopefully I'll do it. Was the food very good?

Starting point is 00:08:13 I've heard the food is pretty shitty at these resorts. Not great. We went to the all you can eat buffet and there's like, you know, like the shitty hotel eggs and you know, some grapefruit shit or whatever. It was not fantastic. Can you threaten to deport people if they don't bring you your drink fast enough?

Starting point is 00:08:29 Deport them from their own home. Well that's why I- Call ICE. Yeah. You can call American ICE. I bought an ICE hat so I would get better service while I was there. And I wore it at the pool.

Starting point is 00:08:39 You fucking immigrant. Yeah, I go you dirty. You fucking illegal. Hey get out of my country you piece of shit. Sorry, this is, it dirty. You're fucking illegal. Hey, get out of my country, you piece of shit. Sorry, this is. It's also funny when you land at the airport at the Cabo San Lucas airport,

Starting point is 00:08:52 and then we were driving in, it starts Mexican signs, and then 10 minutes away from the resort, it just all switches fucking back over to English. It's like, instead of Alto, it says stop on the signs. Everything's English all over again. It's not Mexico. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:09:07 So, Warren, I always hear there's threats of the cartel, where they're like, I always hear stories in San Diego of people getting kidnapped, standing outside like a Menchies. I don't know, maybe some sick guy. You know what I'm talking about, Devin? You always hear stories like that. I've heard of cartel stuff, I mean, there's stories of four surfer guys went to Mexico

Starting point is 00:09:25 and then their heads just got chopped off. I always hear that too. Put on a big turtle. I don't know, but so many people go to Mexico. I think it's just like the resort is the safe haven. They just say don't fucking drive anywhere. Well, that's the whole, that circle of the coast is all, they've turned it into a giant resort

Starting point is 00:09:43 because we're like, let's go into San Jose, Calo San Jose, that'll be a little different. And you go there and I think I texted you guys, it's like, all of a sudden, like there's eight year olds trying to sell me shirts that say like, who farted on the pussy or whatever. And then I send y'all in, it's a giant 5X neon pink shirt

Starting point is 00:10:00 that says who farted on the pussy. And then there was a guy who, he was taking pictures with an iguana. Like he was like, take a picture with my iguana that's wearing a little cowboy hat, and then when you take a picture, he would try to sell you cocaine. Oh, so this is the thing,

Starting point is 00:10:15 because we know a lot of drug addicts that love to go to Mexico. Yes, yeah. And they bring Narcan. Yeah, it's literally for people, it's for like the secretary of defense guy, it's for alcoholic Republicans who hate Mexicans to go to Mexico.

Starting point is 00:10:30 It's where the Sobae Gecko goes for a vacation. It really is, yeah. It was just nothing but giant red fucking SoCal faces. I feel like incredibly liberal gay guys love to go to Mexico and kind of just vibrate on the floor of their hotel room. They go to cooler cities. Yeah, I think they go to Mexico City

Starting point is 00:10:53 because Mexico City has the night clubs called El Ranja or whatever and it's, you shove a Mexican boy up somebody's ass or whatever. There's cities though where I think you just don't go. Mexican waiter was telling me like, don't go to Michoacan like ever. Yeah. He was like, you know.

Starting point is 00:11:09 I think that means the Mexican, doesn't it? It's called the Mexican. I think Michoacana, it does not just mean a Mexican from Mexico. I got no idea. It's a Mexican from Mexico. I think it's Michoacan. I can look it up.

Starting point is 00:11:20 That's how lazy they are. They named their city Mexican. I have a hard time believing that, but. Hold on, Mitch. Michoacan. Mitch-o-con, that, right? Yeah, what does it mean? It says Mexican state.

Starting point is 00:11:33 Wait, wait, Mitchoacan here will do this. Translation. Translated. Yeah. Translated, translation to English. Fuck. It's Michoacan. It's Michigan. It's the name of the place. I like in the translation it just takes the accent off the I and that's English now.

Starting point is 00:11:51 Yeah I guess it's, I hate that when it's like there's not an English word for something. Yeah. I hate that, it makes me so mad. Burrito. You want an English word for burrito. Yeah. Don't make me say Mexican. It feels like I'm at a vending machine with American dollars, and they won't take yeah

Starting point is 00:12:06 What I'm shoving in to get the candy. Yeah, it's just mean that it's gotta mean something in English I was so ready for an authentic trip to Mexico that I went to an ATM I got like two thousand pesos out and everywhere you go. They're like oh we give us dollars like we don't They don't want like fuck pesos pesos suck ass. Yeah, yeah It sucks. It wasn't that cheap. It also isn't cheap either. I thought the whole thing was like, you can just like give somebody like a pile of dirt and they give you a lobster.

Starting point is 00:12:30 I know, I wanted actual slaves, not these fake slaves. Because it's basically just SoCal Mexico. Every hamburger was like $15, like everything costs like 20 to $25. You gotta go to the places that are run by the cartel, but they respect the whites. Yes. And they don't want to lose the white business, you know?

Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah. I've heard about, there's, I think it's- Senior Frogs, right? Well, Senior Frogs is an American- That's what I was gonna say, is there was a Senior Frogs ban. That's not Spanish. I don't think it's run by the cartel, no.

Starting point is 00:13:00 No. MS-13's not behind the bar, whipping up a daiquiri. No. I don't think so. For fat white people. No, it's run by Jimmy Buffett's gang. Jimmy Buffett has a whole division down there. Yeah, he has an MS-13.

Starting point is 00:13:14 I am retarded though. I envision every place in Mexico that's not one of these resort towns. If you leave the resort town, all of a sudden just like headless children are handing you crickets. There's just SUVs with the cartel in them through the sunroof just firing at you.

Starting point is 00:13:29 That was the thing about flying out of Tijuana, I started to get a little nervous before I took the Xanax because in my head I kinda can't get the idea out that the airplane's like being flown by like a burro or something. Right, or it's, yeah. Some cartel leader blows it up like Pablo Escobar did just to kill one politician.

Starting point is 00:13:47 Yeah, in my head there's like a giant, like a cockroach wearing a sombrero flying. And then you look up, you do an elbow check, and you're like, oh, that guy looks like Bad Bunny. Welcome to La Cucaracha Airline. It's the kids. The only airplanes that run off of rice and beans. Imagine a Twilight Zone on a Mexican airline plane

Starting point is 00:14:10 where you look out and you see a troop of copper on the wing. Or you just wake up and you realize you're on a Mexican airplane. You're like no! Starts to clog at the door. Yeah, Rod Serling. At 15,000 feet.

Starting point is 00:14:22 Yeah, you're surrounded by them. You're the minority for once in your life. You're the minority, which sucks. And you can't smoke. And they're all gonna fuck you, they're all gonna rape you now. Yeah, at 15,000 feet, you're on a plane with 200 rapists. Mexicans don't actually travel, they just have airplanes to rape white people

Starting point is 00:14:43 who are trying to save money by flying out of TJ. That's how they trick white people. They trap them in the air and they rape white families. You are a cheap piece of shit and you drove down to San Diego to save $200. You're getting raped, bitch. Which is, it's so funny too, because there's this woke film that came out,

Starting point is 00:15:00 me and Devin went to see, it was called Queer, I think. Yeah, the Daniel Craig movie. We walked out on it. You know the naked lunch gay guy who did heroin? William S. Burroughs. Yeah, yeah, Burroughs, right? So it's all about that author in Mexico, and I guess the American, you know, it's like they're like, the racists would say like, oh, they're, it's like a third world country,

Starting point is 00:15:20 like there's no consent laws and everything, right? And then if you watch the Que queer movie, which is supposedly woke, he's just going around Mexico trying to rape like Mexican children. He's just like getting butt fucked and sucking like Mexican kids off the whole movie. There's no resistance. No, not at all.

Starting point is 00:15:35 It's like 1960s Mexico and everyone is fine with fags. There's not a single like... Well, the Mexican people seem to have more like modesty than he does. He's trying to fuck everybody. And like bartenders are like, I can't with this. The Mexicans are like, this white animal. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:15:52 This fucking cum drunk animal. Yeah, they have like dog catchers for gays down there. Just a sedate him. You're watching, you're like, is this like woke? It doesn't seem woke at all. That's broke back too. Remember fucking Jake Gyllenhaal's character, when he gets too horny, he just drives down to Mexico

Starting point is 00:16:09 and is like, hey boy, and then the guy's like, oh fuck. Yeah, there's all these alleys in Mexico, just full of guys that'll suck you off. Yeah, then you walk down, it's a very funny moment in the movie, because he walks down an alley with a Mexican guy just in the darkness, and that's supposed to be like the darkest moment of the movie.

Starting point is 00:16:24 It's just, he's gonna go fuck a brown guy. He just gets sucked off. He's just getting, well that is the dark night of the Soulful Boogie Nights too, is he's like getting blown by a guy in a truck. That usually is like the fear of the white guy. It's like, what if a guy was sucking me off? What if a guy, I'd have to kill him.

Starting point is 00:16:39 I'd have to put a bullet in his brain. And I love Larry McMurtry, I love him. But I will never see Brokeback Mountain. I'm not gonna do it, you can't make me do it. Really? Sorry. It's a beautiful movie. So I just, there's too much to unpack there,

Starting point is 00:16:52 I don't wanna have an experience with the movie, I don't wanna find out something about myself. I'm not secure enough of a person to watch Brokeback Mountain. You don't learn. I like my idea of a cowboy. I don't need that one. It won't make you gay.

Starting point is 00:17:04 What it will teach you is that a man's love story is more important than a man and a woman. At the end of the day, we do romance better than them two. Wow. That is true. It's better than any romantic film I've ever seen. It's about two guys butt fucking in a bench in Montana. Do they actually just butt fuck the whole movie?

Starting point is 00:17:21 No, no, it's actually only one very tasteful tastefully done See tastefully done scene where he he rams it in no spit no lube no nothing just fucks him in his dry ass Yeah, but there's a Tcn half of his tits so like it has something for the yeah, you know for us She's nice tatas. She's great tits. Yeah, Michelle Williams is there she Do you see any hold like do you know? Ass I was ball. Yeah on my phone. I did while I was watching the movie, but no Came back out in theaters and to let the gays know that I approved. I was holding up gay pornography on my phone I go I am NOT watching this ironically

Starting point is 00:18:01 I'm gay I'm fucking gay you're. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm gay. I'm fucking gay. You're watching Family Guy porn? Yeah. You're watching Cartoon Family Guy porn in the movie? I'm one of you and then it's Bart Simpson fucking Marge. It'd be funny if like your ADD got so bad. Like iPad babies grow up,

Starting point is 00:18:21 they have to have like Silver Surfer playing beneath the porn they're watching. They're watching cartoon porn and under that is just like brain rot stuff of like Jack Black saying, I am Steve. And just above that, two guys get butt fucked. And I'm going, I don't remember which one I put on first. Which one am I supposed to watch?

Starting point is 00:18:38 Was I watching Minecraft movie or was I watching gay porn? I don't fuck, my dick's out, but that could, am I jerking off? Or am I just comfortable? See, but that's why I won't watch Brokeback Mountain though. I just, I don't wanna, I don't wanna feel that. I don't wanna, I think that movie, I think it fucked a lot of people up,

Starting point is 00:18:59 and I think it was the, I think it was the end of the old world when Brokeback Mountain came out. Because all of our parents went to go see the cowboy movie. Because remember when dad would go see Open Range. Dad even would go to the theaters because he loved Western so much.

Starting point is 00:19:14 Yeah, which should be the name of the gay cowboy movie. Yeah, that should be Open Range. You guys do remember that, right? Yeah. I just watched it for the first time recently. He's walking through the town just firing comet people, blowing their heads off. You're the guy who sucked off my friend, you bet I am.

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Starting point is 00:20:00 That's fucking gross, or whatever. By the way, we, I guess guess we move on from the Mexican stuff Just if you don't have anything else The audience with all this like can I tell you more Spanish speak? Can I tell you one more broke back thing? Of course? That's fine. There's a story. I saw Jake Gyllenhaal told before you know cancel culture random muck that he was filming He's the one fucking Heath Ledger in the movie. I think he now gets fucked I think he I think Heath fucks him. I thought Heath Ledger fucks Jack Twist.

Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah, I think he fucks him, because he's like, yeah, Jake Gyllenhaal's like the Wiley firecracker boy. Yeah, he's a power bottom. Kind of playing the girl. Yeah. I mean, if you want me to, I will watch the sex scene on the podcast.

Starting point is 00:20:42 Sure. Why is it coming up blue? You already said shit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Broke back mountain and I'll put sex. Yeah, put sex. Hell yeah.

Starting point is 00:20:53 Yeah, there you go. Sex. So this is them fucking? This is called sexy scene. Yeah. I mean, I just said I would never watch this, but here we are. So I think they're both having like wet dreams

Starting point is 00:21:01 in like the middle of a really cold night in Wyoming. Yeah, and Heath Ledger's supposed to be like watching the mountain while he sleeps. Heath is shivering. Wait, what's on the mountain? They're watching sheep. They're just watching sheep, making sure like they don't get eaten and stuff.

Starting point is 00:21:15 Yeah, so they take sheep up. Cause there's wolves? Yeah. So are they in Mexico where there's wolves? Or is this like that olden times? No, they're in Wyoming. There's wolves. And they're working for Randy Quaid. I don't think There's wolves up there anymore. Yeah, you have to go south

Starting point is 00:21:29 All the gay people drove them out the wolves were throwing up Marriage became legal all the wolves they were just watching these guys fucking they go. Oh my god The fuck out of here. The best thing is that Randy Quaid is the guy that's watching them It's like I find he finds out like that. They're thing is that Randy Quaid is the guy that's watching them. It's like he finds out that they're gay. Randy Quaid has lost his mind. He's a Q and I guy. Yeah, Randy Quaid's like, he thinks the Star Whackers are after him.

Starting point is 00:21:53 But there is a scene, I think we've talked about this before, there is a scene where he's, it's like after they've fucked a couple times and they're like play wrestling on the mound and he pulls Heath Ledger's shirt off and you see, and then it cuts to Randy Quaid looking through a pair of binoculars at them

Starting point is 00:22:06 and then just going, god damn, fucking queers and Obama trying to kill me. I know what you were doing up in Brokeback. Yes, so now, wait, why is he sleeping outside? He's, cause he's just, Heath Ledger's sleeping outside, J.J. Wong's under 10. He's a tough guy, he's not trying to fucking be, be gay.

Starting point is 00:22:24 No, he's just trying to, was tough it out by the fire. Well, who's convincing who to be a tough guy, he's not trying to fucking be gay. No, he's just trying to tough it out by the fire. Well who's convincing who to be a gay guy? Ennis doesn't know he's really gay because he's like the mild-mannered quiet one. He terminizes everything. Is that Heath? Yeah. Yeah, it's a great acting job by Heath

Starting point is 00:22:37 because he plays him so close to him. He's even like, I don't wanna, I don't know what to do. I will say he's sleeping very gaily here. He's cold. Yeah. Once again, there's all sorts of like, gay dog whistles in this movie. His name's Anis.

Starting point is 00:22:51 It kinda sounds like anis. Anis. Up on broke back. Yeah, Jack Twist. Jack Twist. Which is a gay porn name. It's a total gay porn name. There's also a part where Michelle Williams goes,

Starting point is 00:23:02 she realizes he's been butt fucking, and she goes, Jack Twist, more like Jack Nasty. Like it makes any sense at all. Jack Nasty. She goes, more like Jack Nasty. Yeah, and then he just like fucking punched, yeah. Oh, they still do domestic violence. Heath Ledger, I think grabs him and grabs her

Starting point is 00:23:19 and pushes her or whatever. Yeah, he's like, don't call him Jack Nasty, his name's Jack Twist. Heath Ledger has a lot of great anger in the movie where he can't speak words, but he's like, fuck, I'm sick of this. There's a great scene during the fireworks show where he kicks a biker in the fucking teeth

Starting point is 00:23:37 and then he's standing there, fireworks going off, he looks like Captain America and he realized, oh, all this, and his family's terrified, so all this machismo, him looking like the, you know, like a superhero on a comic book cover has actually, him trying to attain that has pushed his family even further away than just being gay.

Starting point is 00:23:56 Didn't just being a gay man. Didn't just being a gay guy. Yeah, yeah. Exactly. Because he's a house divided against itself. Exactly. The gay side is the part that's divided. Yeah. There's a gay part and a straight part. Yeah, well the house is the part that's divided. Yeah, there's a gay part in a straight part

Starting point is 00:24:06 Yeah, well the foundation is gay. That's the problem. Oh, right the house itself is straight There's a big crack in the foundation. It's because the foundation is plumbing Yeah, and that's where the poop and the pee and the jizz goes yeah in my house. Yeah, those are my rules You throw it in your basement You take shit out of your toilet You take shit out of your toilet and then chunk it down the stairs. It'd be so funny if your plumbing didn't work so you just started shitting in your cellar. You open the door and you just piss down the stairs in the closet. You go, not my problem.

Starting point is 00:24:37 Fuck it. You go, not my problem. I own. You're confused. You're burying shit in the floorboards like a serial killer. You're starting pouring shit down the sink like it's bacon grease. You go, not my problem.

Starting point is 00:24:49 It'd be so funny if you were John Wayne Gacy but the FBI found huge turds in your floorboards. Life-sized turds. And they go, were you butt-fucking these turds? And then slicing their heads off. And he goes, if I should be convicted of anything, it's running a restroom without a permit. So fucking stupid.

Starting point is 00:25:11 The idea of a guy opening a door to a basement and then just pissing on the stairs is so funny. Well, I guess your house could smell bad enough that the feds would get involved on some level. At some point. At some point, if it smelled that bad. That's why Gacy got caught, right? Because his house like stunk

Starting point is 00:25:29 and enough people finally called. Well, supposedly there's a great argument that Gacy didn't do all of these. I haven't looked into it, but supposedly some people think. No, there was like a rant of like, yeah, of like hoagie and fatsoes just butt fucking people and killing them, I think Chicago pedophiles connection between John Wayne Gacy and somebody else like he was like The Nancy Reagan thing is that it is it Nancy? No, he just he was a big dim Thunder and Nancy or a Republican I guess because it was Nancy Reagan. I guess

Starting point is 00:26:02 Carter's wife I was one of them. I don't remember. And she was at an event, and he shook her hand, and there's a picture of him. That's so funny. He was politically involved. Yeah. Like Ed Buck. Yeah, exactly. There's a connection here.

Starting point is 00:26:13 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I just heard Gacy's innocent, but I haven't looked into it. But it could be interesting. I mean, he's innocent because he did seem like a fairly cool guy some of the time. Yeah, he was chill like that.

Starting point is 00:26:24 Made great sausages, invited everyone over, loved beer. It seemed like he knew how to make a fucking steak. He seemed like a funny guy. Like he had a well-seasoned cast iron. He was like Hank Schrader was his closeted gay pedophile murderer. So funny.

Starting point is 00:26:38 Which does kick ass. That's awesome. Yeah. Back to the butt fucking cowboys. So Keith is now the quiet one, he's sleeping outside. Cause they're supposed to take shifts watching the sheep. And Keith is now the quiet one. He's sleeping outside Cuz they're supposed to take shit I would never do this but I'm gonna I'm gonna watch this. Yeah for the show and you guys I'm not gonna like what I see. No, we all I get it. Yeah, but I'm willing to see it

Starting point is 00:26:56 I'm willing to watch this is the hardest part of the film to watch Well, it says it's harder than the ending which really is devastating, but this is much more devastating It's harder than the ending which really is devastating, but this is much more devastating to me. You're crying watching this. I cried watching this scene. You're holding a jacket of crying. Anger, anger crying. You know what's funny on this show,

Starting point is 00:27:11 how many, like a few episodes ago we watched Edward Norton get like butt raped in a jail of prison. The show is just us either harassing people or like watching people get fucked in their ass. Yeah. It's kind of the whole show. It's the best show going. We come down here to be.

Starting point is 00:27:28 And then we also do that. Yeah. It's a show going. Targeted harassment or anal rape. Best show in the world. OK. Let's watch them butt fight. Alright. Here we go. Put your hammer in, get in here.

Starting point is 00:27:50 Ooo. It's really cold. Oh you see his ass. He's got jeans on. He doesn't have as nice of an ass as I thought. They should have gave him a BBL. Is this like Megan Thee Stallion? Yeah. Oh fuck and then they, no they start spooning?

Starting point is 00:28:09 No, they pass out and then they wake up in the middle of the night. Oh my god. I think. Dude, they're totally gonna fuck. Yeah, but honestly it's almost like they did it for warmth. Yeah. You could almost say like they were gay for the friction.

Starting point is 00:28:22 And this tension had been mounting for a while as well. I think there were a couple months into the... It was a lot isolated. Yeah. So is the moon here like a metaphor for like an asshole filled with jizz? What if Angleys... Angleys says that in the audio commentary.

Starting point is 00:28:41 Angleys in a Q&A, you go, is it a moon full of jizz? You go, you're the fuzz of pleasure, go ask him, Dad. He pulls his eyes apart, and then, oh wait, wait, before I forget, I forgot to tell you the story. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Where, play it, I'll tell you afterwards, actually.

Starting point is 00:28:56 I'll tell you afterwards. Is it Ang Lee talking about? Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. This is crazy, this is crazy, fucked up. And so Dad saw this movie in theaters. So it's kind of like he saw it up to this point and then he's like, what the fuck? They're also engaging in what I some would say is sleep rape. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:12 Middle of the night. You kind of are. Well, see, Jill and Hall's making his move. So he's he's doing a reach over. You wake up with the boner and get Jill and Hall is he's the firecracker. He's like, pull, pull his hand over. He puts it on his dick, I believe. No, our near is penis. And then almost like Ledger gets so pissed off. Whoa!

Starting point is 00:29:29 Ledger gets so pissed off, he almost butt fucks him to like show him who's boss. Yeah. Like you don't fucking. See? Look at this. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:43 He's like, what are you doing? It's like an REI commercial. You're like, I'm going to fuck you. Bring it on. So funny. I'm about to fucking come. Wait, he pulls his dick out? Wait, he pulls his ass out.

Starting point is 00:29:57 You know how I got these scars? Aids. This is actually why Heath Ledger killed himself. He didn't know they were filming. Wait, he just mounts it like that? Yeah, that's why it's like no lube or nothing. Just sticks it in. Oh wait, no he does, I'm sorry.

Starting point is 00:30:13 I apologize. God, imagine the stench. Jake Gyllenhaal hasn't showered. He showers in a creek once a week. He opens his asshole. Opens his shitty asshole up. Jesus. Jesus.

Starting point is 00:30:30 It doesn't look like it's fun for either of them. They're still kind of fighting. He's kind of almost fighting him a little bit. Yeah, they're still angry at each other. I'm still convinced this feels good for gay guys. I think for one guy it feels good. Yeah. All right, so that was it?

Starting point is 00:30:43 Yeah, that was the most. I think that's the only sex scene in the movie. I think there's one more, but I think that's the most, I think that's the only time you see an ass come out. Yeah, I think the rest of it, it's like morning after. And they're like, what are we gonna tell everybody? Yeah. We're not gonna talk about what it's like.

Starting point is 00:30:59 I'm gonna get tested. Yeah, all right, are you on prep? All right. All right, I got some corners here out of the closet. They're free. Dude, yeah, all right So there's a story that I Devon I think does it as well where Jake Hill Jill and Hall is talking about about filming that scene. It's like at a big like BAFTA Awards in like 2009 Ang Lee's there and he's like he's like we it's like such an intense scene. Like there's the enemy C-quarter, there's Ang Lee and we film it and it's like, we feel vulnerable, it's emotional and we're like,

Starting point is 00:31:31 is it coming across like realistic or not? And then Ang's just like silent, he's just like kind of like smiling, looking at the camera. And we walk over to him and he's like not saying anything, he's just kind of smiling and then we go, well Aang, what do you, do you have any notes? And Aang looks up and he goes, so gay, so, so gay. And they said he didn't react to anything the whole movie.

Starting point is 00:31:57 He didn't show any facial expressions and then that one he was like, very gay. Very gay. Is he Chinese or Japanese? Korean? Seems Chinese to me. So he's like a commie, is that why he was like, very gay. Is he Chinese or Japanese? Korean? Seems Chinese to me. So he's like a commie? Is that why he's doing this?

Starting point is 00:32:09 He's trying to like... Yeah, it's like, he was the first TikTok to ruin our brands with gay propaganda. Well to me, yeah he is stealing my information by making me watch that garbage. You know what I mean? And then his next movie- Cause I have a few tells when I'm watching this scene.

Starting point is 00:32:25 His next movie was The Hulk, which is a big strong shirtless guy. Oh wow. More gay stuff. So true. If you think about it. I mean I've, I have slept in the beds of men that later turned out to be gay.

Starting point is 00:32:36 Where they, I've been drunk and they were like, I'm at their house and they're like, oh you can sleep on my bed, it's fine. Cause they like didn't have a couch and I slept in their bed. Who? Just a couple, like I got one guy from college and one guy I knew out here It was like really like insanely famous now goes to like Marvel. You're very heavy sleeper, too

Starting point is 00:32:52 You might have got raped in your sleep. He's like a big he was like a big Vine star and stuff He's a good friend of mine. Oh, I know he turned out to be you know He probably raped and then sleep and then my other friend who turned out he came out senior year of college I like had slept in his bed a few times. Wait, really? He came out to me. The guy that was in the big show on CBS for a little bit? Or whatever?

Starting point is 00:33:12 No, he was never in a TV show. Oh, okay. Yeah, just a YouTube guy. But yeah, they both turned out to be gay. Hmm. Yeah, so I've been in that position, but no one- You caught them off, right? Or did you wake up like, huh?

Starting point is 00:33:26 What are you doing? Well, it's kind of like a cool bonding thing to be drunk and sleep with another man in his bed. It is, I don't know if you've ever done it. And it not be gay. You've probably done it with John. I did it with you at Rochefort's house. Oh yeah, Rochefort, yeah.

Starting point is 00:33:41 Yeah, we slept in the same bed. And you were completely blacked out, I was dead sober. I had 12 Heineken's, which is, I looked up as equivalent of a few loaves of bread. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you drink like a pigeon. I had Nick put a bread in a blender and then liquefy it for me.

Starting point is 00:33:59 I was blacked out that night, you were sober, yet I remember everything that happened. I forgot me and Devin have shared the sheets. We slept in Philly together too. You've yet to come out today. Me and Ben have also slept, every Christmas we slept together on a little pool couch in a hotel. You were the first guy I ever slept with.

Starting point is 00:34:18 And you're my brother. Ben was, I don't want to air your dirty laundry here, Ben was always a cuddler. I would be trying to fall asleep and then Ben would roll an arm over and I'd have to air your dirty laundry here. Ben was always a cuddler. I would be trying to fall asleep and then Ben would roll an arm over and I'd have to shove him off of me. I gave my brother head, I gave my brother head, gave my brother head. What is that song?

Starting point is 00:34:34 Well, it's Cousins. Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry. That's Cousins. Yeah, sorry. I've been waiting for the, I'm not gonna listen to the whole thing until. Ben and I slept together in Philadelphia at the airport hotel and we woke up and we ordered Indian food at like 3 a.m

Starting point is 00:34:48 And we woke up it looked like we fucked with Indian food like there were there was butter chicken stains all over the sheets It was horrific and then rubbed it out of your dick with it. Shut it. I know that was so funny, because I came over after you like halfway chewed the butter chicken and it was already on the bed sheets. It was on everything.

Starting point is 00:35:13 It was a total nightmare. We were complete pigs. We kind of looked, it looked like a crime scene. It did, it looked like one of us had a leaky bloody ass. Devin kind of leaned back in the hotel bed eating naan and he was drinking the Burt Kreischer vodka. The Oso Swacka, yeah.

Starting point is 00:35:28 And he put, he just like, the TV wasn't even working, it kept flashing, it was like MK-ing us. Yeah. It was a weird hypnotic. Oh, it was sissy, it was playing sissy hip, no? Sissy hip, no. And then Devin, he called John naaf and put it on speaker and he just chewed John out for like, I think,

Starting point is 00:35:44 I think John was like harassing Instagram No, I don't think he did that I forget what happened I forget what happened to you were calling him You were like I was like Johnny. What's going on? Him and Joey were up to something and they were being very it was Johnny I think it was when John was drinking and stuff. I don't know. I forget what he was up to something, him and Joey were up to something and they were being very bad. It was Johnny, I think it was when John was drinking and stuff, I don't know, I forget what it was. And he was up to his classic schemes. I forget what he did.

Starting point is 00:36:08 Yeah. It's impossible to know at this point. Yeah, but I came over and you guys were already, yeah, we blared, not like us, on the ride home like nine times in a row, and then Ben took butter chicken into the hotel room. And then, yeah, we had an Indian Brookeback Mountain night in the hotel room. yeah, we had an Indian Brooke Back Mountain night in the hotel room.

Starting point is 00:36:26 Yeah, we did. Indian Brooke Back Mountain. Yes, it was so good. God, see, you've shared beds with men, Jace has shared a bed with me. I've shared beds with many gay men. It's just, that's, but that's a terrifying sort of ordeal. But that's a test of whether or not you're gay.

Starting point is 00:36:43 If you didn't fuck each other, then you're not gay in that situation. Because I've heard a lot of guys, I've met in my adult life, the story starts like that, like I was sharing a bed with a friend, and then the next thing I know, I wake up, my dick is in his mouth, and I pretended to stay asleep,

Starting point is 00:37:01 and then I came in his mouth, and then shit like that. That's crazy. Yeah mouth and then, you know, shit like that. That's crazy. Yeah. That's insane. No, it's crazy. That's evil. I didn't realize the large part of life

Starting point is 00:37:10 is like seven year olds getting raped by eight year olds. I had no idea. That's apparently always happening. Yeah, apparently it is a big deal. That is a lot of people's like truth. Yeah. Is like when I was seven, a six year old sucked me off. Kanye, Kanye, as we've admitted.

Starting point is 00:37:24 It's very relevant right now, yeah. A lot of people get molested by other kids. Yeah. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Kids will molest each other, kids rape. Yeah, and that's why mom and dad actually held us back for a year so we would be big enough to fight off rape. Fuck, that sucks, that really stinks.

Starting point is 00:37:42 I, you know, Kanye getting sucked off by his cousin, you know, my heart. He sucked his cousin off. Yeah. Oh yeah, yeah, he sucked his cousin off. Which means he was the one that probably got molested then. Right? Or maybe he initiated it.

Starting point is 00:37:58 Who knows? I don't know. He was the Jack Nasty though. I think it was more like just, you look at a porn magazine when you're like eight or nine and then you go like, you mimic what you see in it and the only person around is your male cousin. And you see the guy's star.

Starting point is 00:38:15 And it's not even like really sexual. You guys are just like, we gotta get that white stuff out that feels good. So you're doing it like a jock. It's like a, it's just like, you know. And then when you're 14, you're like, oh, I fucking, I had gay sex. Oh my go, oh my God, that was gay, fuck. Fuck, now I have to become one of the best-selling

Starting point is 00:38:28 artists of all time. Now I have to hide this forever and lose my mind, become a Nazi, and then admit to sucking off my cousins. So I was reading about, you know, Gore Vidal? Yeah. The author, he wrote like, Lincoln and all that stuff. So he was like a passionate man who like really loved his country and everything. But he, even he, and like people called him like a passionate man who really loved his country and everything.

Starting point is 00:38:45 But he, even he, and people called him like a, I hate to use this word, but people called him like a faggot on live television. A queer. A queer, they called him a queer and stuff. Yeah, William F. Buckley said, if you call me a crypto fascist again, I'll sucker punch you, you goddamn queer.

Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah, something along those lines on TV. And I think if Buckley died, there's when he was any like good Corbett. I was like good. He'll be burning in hell Well, but we were getting at his whole life because it was it was after the presidential debates They had like a like a little we're gonna argue Republican Lib and then William F Buckley called him like he choked and called him a queer on live TV in front of like 80 million People it turned into like ad hominems. I learned what that word was recently. Personal attacks that don't have anything to do with the debate.

Starting point is 00:39:29 But I believe it's a, You think it's what you call a gay guy gay? Yeah. It's gay slurs. Yeah, ad hominems. It's an ass hominem. And I think when Buckley died, like Orvidal never forgave him,

Starting point is 00:39:40 he said he'll be in hell with the people that he helped put him to power. Well, Vidal was a cocksucker. Well, okay, so here's. Self admittedly. But here's the reason why I brought him up. He denied until his death that he was a homosexual and he doesn't think that there is such a thing as homosexuality.

Starting point is 00:39:56 He thinks sex is just sex. He's one of, so like Devin, you know, Devin has a relative like this where they are, everyone knows they're gay, they know they're gay, but they won't admit publicly that they are homosexual and they kind of, they kind of actually, there's gay guys who refute the idea of sexuality completely.

Starting point is 00:40:15 That everybody could fuck a man. It's kind of like everyone's gay. Yeah. So no one's gay. Yeah. Though it gets a spectrum and I'm on the end of the spectrum where gay people live, but I'm not gay. So and he it gets a spectrum and I'm on this end of the spectrum where gay people live But I'm not gay so and he was like a really smart guy corporate

Starting point is 00:40:28 He's like a great writer and stuff so and he didn't believe gay, but I don't know if that's such a that's just that He's so repressed. He can't say out loud. He's gay I don't know cuz he also was like writing like books like about guys fucking like 1948 like he was very provocative for the time. Yeah. But I don't think he doesn't accept that, I think I read something he doesn't accept the term gay. He doesn't accept the term homosexual. Because he doesn't think certain people are gay

Starting point is 00:40:55 or homosexual, he just thinks people just are and they happen to fuck who they fuck. Well, he's rotting in hell now. Please, I'm not gay, I'm a cum guzzler. I'm a cum hunter. I hunt cum. If I say I'm a cum guzzler, you'll agree. But anyway, I mean, who's to say, you know,

Starting point is 00:41:15 why have these boxes or labels on things? You know, this broke back mountain, but I think this broke back mountain thing, this is like the fall of the West to me, because this is like the end of everything. When they finally got to Westerns. They're making Westerns. I think you know they they this Chinese communists came into our country they Completely sort of you know subverted the genre yeah, they turned it on its head. They made Cowboys gay guys

Starting point is 00:41:40 They didn't rescue the woman. They didn't rescue the damsel in distress, they didn't save the town, they just kind of went out in the woods and fucked each other in the ass, that's what I understand. To be fair, the John Wayne was pretty, I love John Wayne, he was a very gay cowboy, and he probably was actually gay at times. He hoisted his ass up into the air

Starting point is 00:41:58 and walked like a damn rooster. He would sashay into like cantinas, like how you doing there partner. But he had a limp wrist that was associated with some injury apparently from back in the day. But he was, you know, the Duke, I think his real name was like Marion Fagberry or something. He was kind of gay.

Starting point is 00:42:18 And I have a huge John Wayne guy. He stole his name from an actual cowboy by the way. John Wayne, John Wayne was like a real guy. He killed Pablo Escobar or something. Killed Pablo Escobar. He was the cowboy in the Miami in the 80s. Yeah, and John Wayne in all his movies, he always had a little black or Mexican sidekick

Starting point is 00:42:41 that lived with him. And he also always, I used to, I think I've seen like every John Wayne movie when I was a kid. And there was always a running theme of like, as the movies kept going, he would wear a different, brightly colored undershirt under his vest. So I'd be like, oh, this is the orange one. Or like there'd be like the bright red one,

Starting point is 00:42:59 or the yellow one. But that's clearly like, it's not like he's going to Easter service. No, it's a choice. Why is he dressed like that if he's not a, he told them to give it to him. It might've been because Technicolor had just been introduced to him,

Starting point is 00:43:11 and it made colors pop, and so you wore a more colorful cowboy outfit, but he was- You think he was getting butt fucked. Oh, I think he was getting butt fucked right now. I guarantee if we looked into some old Hollywood shit about John Wayne, I bet a bunch of old bags would say, like, he was a queer.

Starting point is 00:43:25 I guarantee Gary Cooper sucked his dick and made him cum. I would bet my life on that. Dude, so much of old Hollywood was gay and shit. I think, by the way, I looked into the Roman Polanski thing, I think it might be bullshit. Well, yeah. Wait, really? I don't know.

Starting point is 00:43:39 He's just fighting to immediately go, yep. No, I thought everyone involved was like, yeah, no, he fucked a 14- 14 year old girl. He did it He did it the girl at the I mean, but the mom dropped her off and like I mean from what I read She was like a floozy, you know Yeah, for what I read she was like a real harlot I mean You know if this if you catch a siren bathing in the river in the woods and she lays her white milky bosom upon you

Starting point is 00:44:08 and then later she cries rape, it doesn't make any sense to me. I think he did it. I do think B. She was a child. She was a child. Yeah. I was gonna say, you're insane.

Starting point is 00:44:18 Yeah. He's innocent. Roman Polanski fucked a child in a hot tub at Jack Nicholson's house. She was a whore. But, and he's wrong. You should have seen the way she stacked blocks. She stacked blocks like a slap.

Starting point is 00:44:31 No, you're an insane person. You're an insane person. Definitely something there to have lived through the Holocaust as a child, and I don't think you have any respect for boundaries with children, or what they're going through, what you're putting them through.

Starting point is 00:44:50 He's not even a peffal, he just loved Israel that much. Yeah. Show us you're one of us. Yeah, it's blood in, blood out. Yeah, he committed, yeah. Yeah. He committed the Holocaust on a 13-year-old in a jacuzzi. I'm changing my mind. The girl herself. Changeuzzi. I'm changing my mind the girl herself

Starting point is 00:45:06 I will say this the girl herself later said it's fine Like don't throw him in jail let him back in the country like I don't I'm fine Like I don't care Dave Portnoy actually is sending some 16 year olds that wrote the fuck the Jews thing to go live with Roman Polanski right now So they could learn where is he? Where is he sought asylum by the way, I think he's in France. Yeah, Pery Yeah, I think he's in France and he has a big there's a big window and he just rapes people in it Wait the way you can kind of see a live stream of like an Eagles nest Polanski's bad. Oh, no, he's a protected animal in France.

Starting point is 00:45:46 Exactly, 47's rape. France is like, if anybody touches Roman Polanski, you go to jail, he's protected. You can just go look, it's like watching Wendy Williams beg for help from her mental institution. Fuck me! That shit is so sad with her. When Wendy Williams just stands in the window.

Starting point is 00:46:02 I've never seen someone so certainly, that I'm so certain they're insane. Her eyes don't stands in the window. Yeah. I've never seen someone so certainly, that I'm so certain they're insane. Yeah. Her eyes don't point in the directions. I've never seen that happen. She's completely nuts. Yeah. Have you seen her eyes, they point in weird directions,

Starting point is 00:46:14 and they just wander everywhere? Her brain turned into a ghost. She's not here anymore. But what happened to her? Is that just the cocktail of antidepressants? She was always nuts. She was like early onset Alzheimer's, like hardcore dementia.

Starting point is 00:46:26 I will say the world break a black woman down like that too. Sure. What? A kind, never did anything wrong with black woman. She does have one of my favorite statements where when she was like, hey, I'm not gonna be doing stuff anymore because my brain's turning into goo.

Starting point is 00:46:40 She was like. What about a press release? No, she was like, there was like a moment where she's like getting into a car, like leaving her show for the final time. She's like, at a press release. No, she was like, there was like a moment where she's like getting into a car like leaving her show for the final time. She's like, I just, I would ask that everyone respect my privacy, but I never respected anyone's privacy. So you can do what you want.

Starting point is 00:46:53 And then she just gets in the car and leaves. She used to like, I mean, the highlight compilations of the Wendy Williams Show are incredible. Yeah. Yeah. Decades upon decades of her going out there and being like, there was a 13 year old boy who was just killed, fuck him.

Starting point is 00:47:08 I'm fabulous. No, there's old clips of her show where she's like, clap if she should be raped. Yeah, exactly. Clap if you think she should be raped to death. And all these vicious gay men in the crowd are like, yeah, fuck with me. Jace, by the way, do we have an ad?

Starting point is 00:47:26 Uh, yeah, I think so. Yeah. Should we just do it live? Should we do an ad live? We could do that. We're at Mark 47, by the way. Yeah, okay, what uh? That way I don't have to,

Starting point is 00:47:36 cause I have to edit this. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, let me do it. So, let's just do the ad live and then we're- Big things are happening right now. So, today is Cinco de Mayo, so I gotta pull up the Five Five email. Cinco. Cinco de Drinco.

Starting point is 00:47:47 Oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Hey, so by the way, I went back to, for anybody in the LA area, I went back to Casa Vega. Mm-hmm. It was actually really good. What, they revamped the food?

Starting point is 00:47:57 The food's fuckin' horrible there. No, the beans, the rice, everything was great. I don't know what was going on. Interesting, because we had it twice in a row, and it was awful. I know, but we went at midnight both times. That's true. That's true.

Starting point is 00:48:07 All right, I'm going to have to start coming out for Casa Vega. Casa Vega. Big thumbs up. Casa Vega. Love it. If you like. Tarantino's spot for anybody that doesn't know. Yeah, it's got great Mexican food.

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Starting point is 00:49:11 You're always screaming at me. You say, I love Factor. I go, I love Factor. And you get a finger in my chest and you get really intense. Yeah, I turn into like a, I turn into Gorvodol. Yeah, you go- I turn into a gay guy in the 60s

Starting point is 00:49:22 wearing a suit. You go, I love Factor. And I go, you're a queer. I turn into William gay guy in the 60s wearing a suit. You go, I love factor and I go, you're a queer. I turn into William F. Buckley. I turn into a fucking Massachusetts closeted Republican. And I go, you're a goddamn queer. I'm on fire, I host Fire and Line, you're a queer. You're a gerrymander.

Starting point is 00:49:36 You're a goddamn gerrymander, which I love because I'm a crypto-fascist Nazi. Wait, what does crypto-fascist mean back then? I think that meant like hidden Nazi. Like you were, like a cryptid. It's cryptic. Like a cryptid is an animal that's like hidden. Yeah, I love cryptids.

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Starting point is 00:50:38 All right, Ben. Topic. Edit that in later. So what I was gonna say at the beginning of the show though is I kind of like imagine, I'm like, what is like, I'll edit that in later. So what I was gonna say at the beginning of the show though is I kind of like imagine, I'm like what is like, if I sat back, what's the dream for Lemon Party? For the future of Lemon Party?

Starting point is 00:50:54 Being sent to Auschwitz. Court ordered. Working at Barstow Auschwitz. Yeah. They're like, hey guys, we got loaf bread Working at Barstool Auschwitz. They're like, hey guys, we got loaf bread Lenny. We're drinking beer out of all these shoes. We got cigarette allotment Saul. Capo Carl in the house. So is this where the Coors Light train used to go?

Starting point is 00:51:26 Yeah, they send double Vakadon to Auschwitz so he'll survive, he'll lose some goddamn weight out of his head, yeah. Also, Dave didn't know Auschwitz was in fucking Poland, right? He thought it was in Germany. Yeah, he said he's sending them to Germany, which is like, I think if they landed in Berlin, which is, I imagine, where they would land like, probably like Berlin, which is I imagine

Starting point is 00:51:45 where they would land, it's like a seven hour drive to Auschwitz, it's not in, like Dachau and the other big ones, those were liberated by Americans in Germany, but like Auschwitz, the big one, it just kind of goes to show Dave doesn't care at all. I looked up, by the way, he didn't like the BLM movement and he hated cancel culture and he hated Colin Kaepernick. He's a complete hypocrite.

Starting point is 00:52:10 He's like, hey, it has no place in this organization except every other place in this organization. Well, me and him are very similar. We all are, actually. Because did you see the reporter? He was talking to the reporter on ABC and he got mad and he hung up on him and was he was I'm shaking over the blah blah blah Yeah, yeah, he was shaking they go

Starting point is 00:52:29 Well, isn't this kind of what you do is you encourage like white men to like harass people? He goes you yourself have like relevance because you're like you harass people and I was like, oh, yeah It's that's what I get on Twitter. I harass people we get a call on the show It's harassment we we harass people. And then some people that don't have tact or maybe aren't as good at doing it, they just go to a bar and hold fuck the juice up. Yeah, they haven't really got the subtle angle yet.

Starting point is 00:52:54 Yeah. But this is what Dave essentially does. Yeah, I mean Dave. He goes, who do I wanna say fuck you to today? Is it one of my employees who are trying to, he threatened to fire people who were trying to unionize at his company, by the way. I looked that up in 2016.

Starting point is 00:53:08 Oh, wow. Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just very, it's very semitic. That's like trying to get bugs to unionize. Barstool employees? I didn't know there was a Barstool bar, either. Yeah, apparently. You can go get a Rohepnol on draft.

Starting point is 00:53:21 Yeah, they got the rape room. I got some texts from people. Apparently a lot of people are going to the bar tonight. Oh, geez. Where is it in Philly? I'm hate that I'm not gonna go to the bar tonight. I love that He's like I can't believe there's anti-semitism in Philly a bar in Philly a bar in Philly. Yeah I mean he made his name off of fucking those like dark room parties where women were just getting like raped like fucking flies. I mean, yeah, him like having any like moral grandstanding is like hilarious. He's the he's the gambling ghoul. Yeah. He's the guy who's like, Hey, take your paycheck. Here's the slot machine to put it into. By the way, everybody be nice to me. Everybody be nice to me. By the way, everybody be a good person.

Starting point is 00:54:07 Use my promo codes at DraftKings. Use my promo code, be nice to me. I have four mentally retarded people. I treat like organ grinder monkeys. Yeah, I'll fire people if they try to unionize. I put retarded people in a cage and I hit them with a big stun gun and I say dance. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:21 That's my job. I mean, yeah, it's just kind of, I can't stop replying to the guy, he pisses me off so much. And also, something about it makes me really mad too that he has so much confidence for a guy who's like 5'3". He's like 5'3", 5'4", he's so tiny. I know, can I tell you?

Starting point is 00:54:38 You shouldn't have that much confidence. That's how the world should work. Can I tell you, I saw that Dave Portnoy video, the tweet, and then I clicked on it to see what your reply was to the tweet I go I know somebody who's on this replied to every single one of them. It's pretty great. Yeah He's literally gonna send like these zoomers to to Auschwitz. Yeah, you know And they're they're figuring they're about to post an apology the worst apology video of all time

Starting point is 00:55:04 They'll be at fuck. They'll be at the gas chambers So we're this is like is he just sending strangers that I don't get it I think he's sending the kids who were holding up the sign to Oshawa Yeah, they were just kids that were at the bar. So he fired the bartenders and he got their phone numbers and called him He's like they were bitches. They were crying I could I could I'm gonna ruin their fucking lives if I want to. And then he decides that he's being very gracious and forgiving and he's sending them to Oswich in Germany, which isn't in Germany, it's in Poland to educate them.

Starting point is 00:55:35 Why are they agreeing to go? They don't have to go, they don't work. They think Poland is from the little Yachty song, they're confused. They think they're about to drink lean. Yeah, none of it, it all seems like, like almost like P.O. Well, Dave just keeps saying he's shaking

Starting point is 00:55:51 over the amount of like anti-Semitism. That's the alcoholism. I know, when he says I'm shaking. Yeah, he hasn't raped in a couple days. He's getting the DTs. I don't know why the end doesn't come for that guy He eats pizza. He sucks ass. Yeah, just argues with people. He's bad at arguing You just explained the reason he's a multi-millionaire. I just I don't get it I'd still it just drives me not every time I see him. It drives me crazy

Starting point is 00:56:18 Yeah, it drives me up a I have like Portnoy derangement syndrome Yeah, he's just five four, every video is him telling people to give him money, he's doing five rug pulls this week that he announced at once, he keeps doing these shit coin crypto rug pulls, like he's doing like a Kentucky Derby of cryptos to see like which shit coin wins and stuff and he's just doing rug pull after rug pull after rug pull and people love it.

Starting point is 00:56:44 Getting people addicted to gambling. He's a massive part of our culture. and he's just doing rug pool after rug pool after rug pool and people love it. Getting people addicted to gambling. He's a massive part of our culture. And what also is happening to our culture now, it's the worst it's ever been. Exactly. You're like, I don't get it, it makes perfect sense. Down is up, left is right.

Starting point is 00:56:58 Yeah, but there has to be some. He's literally interviewed. Like something will happen, there will be a massive terrorist attack and he'll be the first on the news doing an El Presidente press conference. El Presidente breakdown, those Syrians had to die. I had this thought the other day,

Starting point is 00:57:18 I was watching some dumb documentary about something and he's in every doc at some point during a montage of people talking about the thing happening. That's fine if it's about pizza. If it's about pizza or like how long you can choke a woman before she dies, that's fine. He's good at cutting off the airflow of women and eating

Starting point is 00:57:39 pizza, and that's all he really does. And I can't, everybody I ask for justification of it, they don't have any, they have no explanation. They never say, oh, they go, he's funny. I go, what has he done that's funny? They have nothing. Does he actually have serious, serious claims against him? Like he could be taken down like a Shannon Sharp?

Starting point is 00:58:00 I don't think anything. I don't think you can get taken down anymore. I think everybody is sort of like, galvanized by whatever bad thing. Like the Shiloh Hendrix thing. She called a kid the N-word. She was being filmed by a Somalian pedophile, rapist guy.

Starting point is 00:58:16 Oh, was she? The Somalian guy was like a rape guy. He was like, you said the N-word word. He was on the playground, cutting his hair with a machete. Yeah, it doesn't help at all. And so raising money for her. He was like on the playground like cutting his hair with a machete Yeah, it doesn't help at all. Yeah and You know so raising money for her

Starting point is 00:58:28 But like I don't think like I don't I think if like you have a Mel Gibson's like Haley Joe Osmond is the hottest he's ever been because he called a cop the k-word Yeah, so I think if you have like a Mel Gibson style breakdown now I don't think you have to like leave Hollywood for five or six years. I think it only, like it turns you into a supernova. So if anything bad happens to Dave that comes out, it just makes him stronger. It makes me think we're like, we live in like a fallen world.

Starting point is 00:58:59 Like we live in hell. And the worse a person you are, the more like kind of success you really have. That's kind of how it feels right now. Yeah, I agree with that. Is that fair or is that very nihilistic? I mean, it's not gonna stop me from like, you know, like living my life and everything,

Starting point is 00:59:16 but I just, I don't, I don't get it. They only get stronger with the shittiness and the sucking of the ass. The more you suck ass, the more you kick ass somehow. That is true. Kicking ass is sucking ass now, really. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:59:35 I mean, what could you get canceled for now? Well, no one knows. Could you get canceled for anything? Yeah, he's like super famous and no one's really, he's not interesting or funny, but he's always out there being asked questions and talking and speaking for things. And he's not like, there's not even like a personality

Starting point is 00:59:54 trait about him where you're like, yeah, but Dave's like at least really amusing, like really funny. I just feel like a fucking idiot even talking about it. Because it's not even funny, I just get too mad. Yeah, well that's, I feel like- And this is a comedy show, so I apologize. I feel this way about every single thing in existence.

Starting point is 01:00:09 I think one of the best movies in the last 10 years is First Reformed, because we've truly poisoned the planet in every way possible, like nature, art, culture, discourse. And if you complain about it, you're treated like you're a crazy person. Well, I think someone could come along and sort of change everything I Think there could be someone that comes along That's like an iconoclast that like shatters like everything and moves everything Baron Trump Donald Trump

Starting point is 01:00:36 Yeah, maybe it's Baron. Yeah, maybe it is Baron Trump. I don't know. He seems awesome to me I would like the game with him. I would like to be on Xbox live with Baron I don't think you can move things in a positive needle anymore. It's like the it's like the the snowballs rolling down the hill It's not stopping. It's just getting bigger every day You know like okay, so everybody always talks about like the fall of Rome sure okay. I know nothing about that Yeah, so I can't really Compare the two people like to do that. They know nothing about Rome, really. They look like they had a lot of pizza reviews going on right before.

Starting point is 01:01:09 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Hot dog reviews. And like, yeah, Dave and Dave is a little Roman and that he fucks children. So so but after so people always talk about the fall of Rome was so bad. The fall of the empire was Rome that bad after everything fell or did like was it that bad? Didn't it become Italy? Or was it Italy then? Maybe that's the bad part is that it became Italy.

Starting point is 01:01:31 You're asking the wrong guy. Because Italy kicks ass, right? Yeah. And Rome isn't Italy now, and it's like the fall of the Roman Empire. It also created Italian Americans who we don't like. Yeah, I guess. Who are very bad.

Starting point is 01:01:41 In a way, yes. Yeah. In a way, it did create guidos. Yeah, exactly, yeah. It did way. Yes. Yeah in a way they create guidos. Yeah, exactly Yeah, it didn't roll fell and then one guy walked out with the greasiest hair you've ever seen he goes, New York From the rubble he emerged he rubbed bubble he goes he goes I've only I've only never taken four steps away from where I came out of a pussy in New York Yeah, I guess I maybe I'll read about the fall of Rome.

Starting point is 01:02:06 Maybe I'll become a guy who compares things to Rome. Yeah. I think that would be fun. You'll become one of those glowing eye statue profile picture guys. Yeah. Guys that suck. Yeah, I don't know why any profile picture on X

Starting point is 01:02:20 of an anime girl, I'm going to go to their profile and I immediately know they're saying the N word. And they love Hitler. And I don they're saying the n-word. Yeah, and they love Hitler Yeah, I don't know what the connection is here. Yeah, you do see a lot of like I hate ends Ooh, woo, like types, which is very weird. Yeah, the guys who have like waifu Go like that. Well, they claim that their waifu girlfriend is like 12 years old and there's nothing you can do about it And Jesus cuz it's Because it's technically fictional, and they don't give a shit,

Starting point is 01:02:45 and then they love Hitler also. I don't know what that means. I don't know how to make sense of that. I don't fucking know what that means. I look at it and I go, why are there so many of you? I don't know what's happened. I don't get it at all. I don't know what's happening.

Starting point is 01:03:01 Crazy. I mean, to even be mad at it all, you'd have to have some sort of understanding. You can only really be mad in your own confusion of the damn thing. People are taking screenshots of that black kid on the playground, and they're measuring him. I approve.

Starting point is 01:03:16 That's obviously a six foot five 40 year old. That's the blind side. He's a man. Yeah, I don't know. I think that's why simulation theory's so popular right now because people are so, there's no grasp on what is happening that people have to be like,

Starting point is 01:03:36 oh, I know what's happening, it's all computer program and it's fake. And that's like just a desperate grasp at being like, I understand what's happening right now because people are so, we're all just like, just floating. We're all like in fucking a vertigo dream sequence. We're falling down and we're never gonna land and we don't know what's happening.

Starting point is 01:03:52 We should have put like a stop to it, like when it first started happening. Yeah. When everybody was like, fuck white men and fuck white people and fuck men specifically. Like Elan Omer still says that in interviews, where she's like, it's all these white men that are doing Everything that's bad. I'm like, I don't know idea what you're even on. Yeah, she's an orange head thing on her head

Starting point is 01:04:12 It's bright or it's ridiculous. Who Ilhan Ilhan Omar, right? So like the fact remember with that fat white lady who had the fuck white people Jumpsuit said fuck white people everywhere I don't think we should have tolerated that when it first started happening. Because we were like, all right, that shit's ridiculous and crazy. You can't say all of a group of people are bad.

Starting point is 01:04:35 And we kind of rolled over and let it happen. And then it turned into everybody saying. I get what you mean. Not that generalizing is bad, but I'm just saying. You can't let things break down. There should be an order that defends that we should have like mass graves that kind of put Like every day a bulldozer comes through and like kind of pushes people into a big hole Yeah, so like kind of keep the the muck and and like the gutters of society I think need to be cleaned out a little bit. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:05:00 Yeah, I think that I think if you have like an anime waifu I think if you think you're dating a 12 year old cartoon in your head I think like you need to be like pushed into like a bit like a big like a bis Yeah, I pulled like a government bulldozer should come through and kind of just like clean. Yeah clean You just take care of you because what do you do at that point? If you're just you're you have blue light poisoning and you think you're dating it Well, if you think you're dating a 12 year old cartoon Like I don't want to be I don't want to live in the same city as you

Starting point is 01:05:29 Yeah, I don't want to be on this on the same websites as you Well, it's time for you to go to Mars then yeah, is there a single city on earth? Olympus is fallen. There's nowhere Thank God my theory still stands the test of time, by the way, is that, thank, kind of thank God for the internet in a way, because I actually think the, and this goes against, because this is what they say the globalists say,

Starting point is 01:05:54 like, oh, the Earth is overpopulated, remember they said that forever, oh, the world is overpopulated, liberals are like, I'm not gonna have kids, because we don't have enough resources and the environment and everything. And then they immediately change to, actually the birth rates are declining

Starting point is 01:06:07 and everybody's encouraging you to have children, right? Like we even know in Japan, like birth rates are like declining and they're like, they're freaking out, they don't know what to do. Immediately switched in America. Like how many kids? The birth rates are declining because they're like, why are all our babies are Japanese?

Starting point is 01:06:23 What the hell? Jesus, we don't count those. We thought they'd be white by now. Zero, zero, zero, zero. But, that all being said, I think the cities actually are overpopulated by my estimation, but you can't really tell because we have pornography and we have the internet. I think if the internet was shut off,

Starting point is 01:06:50 I don't think you could even drive anywhere. And everyone's outside. I don't think you could be in a restaurant. I don't think you could be in a public space. Everybody would be in a square packed like this. If you wanna go outside, you'd step off your front line and just be like this. And you'd be like, it reeks have come. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:07:05 I think like 80% of people are inside jacking off all day long. In this country specifically. Yeah, like two days into the internet being off, people would go to parks and just start jacking off at hot women that they see. Cause they couldn't take it anymore. Yeah, just molding women out of the dirt and fucking it.

Starting point is 01:07:21 Yeah, yeah, but you get a big dirt pussy that they fuck. Fucking a beehive. Yeah. Shaking the bees out of a beehive and fucking it. Yeah, yeah, but you get a big dirt pussy that they fuck. Fucking a beehive. Yeah. Shaking the bees out of a beehive and using it like a flashlight. Shove apples up their ass. Fucking guys, you know, being gay. The worst sin.

Starting point is 01:07:38 Yeah, I get what you mean. I think the thing that drives me crazy is people point to like, well, this is all happening because of those, we let everything get woke. And I get what they mean, but if things were like, if white women were being retarded and you're like, I'm now a Nazi who fucks 12 year old cartoons, it's like, well, you're the most retarded person

Starting point is 01:07:59 who ever lived. Like we can't go back to the middle, you know what I mean? No, we're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. White and black people back to the middle, you know what I mean? No, we're fucked. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. White and black people fighting all the time, Jews in the corner going, what about us? I think the good news is though,

Starting point is 01:08:12 is that we do have, we do have porn. I think porn might save us. Because it will keep the undesirables in their room. Keep them in their room. We just need to keep the porn. I thank you to all the porn stars for distracting, the demonic hordes, keeping them off the streets. The only thing that brings people outside really

Starting point is 01:08:33 is like drugs. Like every time he sees a guy outside like all the time, it's cause he's looking for drugs. He can't get his drugs from the computer. He can't print out a heroin needle. Yeah, that's right. Actually he might be able to 3D print drugs. Once you can 3D print drugs. We're gonna keep all the skid rows gonna get cleaned up Downtown's gonna get cleaned up the internet will be the thing that saves us

Starting point is 01:08:54 I think and then we can enjoy the parks once again the roads think Devon the roads think of the two the 101 the five Open yeah open for go to the beach. There's no one around, everybody's inside masturbating because the porn will get so good. It's getting really good. It will get so good. It'll get really good. We'll never see Jace again. No, no, no, no, no, I'll quit the show.

Starting point is 01:09:14 Every time you say goodbye to Jace, it might be your last. Mm-hmm. The minute they do UBI for porn addicts, you'll never see my face. You'll never see my face again. As soon they give him like three thousand dollars a month to stay inside and jack off the Three like attention everybody we will be giving out free waivers of three grand a month If you just never leave your apartment and you're jack off all day long. You're over shooting him out. You got me at one You went up to three No, it's like a government mandate.

Starting point is 01:09:45 There's tanks rolling down the street. They have megaphone or hey, you go go back inside and keep checking off. We will shoot. Go back inside and shoot your loads. Are sure we can we can see with our extra goggles. You have common your balls. Go back inside and do that.

Starting point is 01:10:00 Yeah, we could see you on the drone footage here. We have your you're not masturbating enough. There's too much fresh healthy skin on your penis. You need to go chafe that off. I mean, I kind of think one day you'll go to the doctor and there's just porn playing on the TV in the hospitals. Yeah. He'll be watching it while doing surgery on you.

Starting point is 01:10:21 And you'll be like, yeah, you'll be like, my liver hurts. And he's like, have you tried watching me a calipha videos He's prescribing ports for you to watch. Yeah. Yeah make you better. Yeah If you jack off in a certain way, it can heal you Yeah, he's like I think I have a big tumor on my hip and he's like you should watch Tessa Fowler videos I do so I do sometimes also wonder so go ahead well you won't need food delivery people anymore You hear us say well you get it you get your own come for sure like a like a peewees big adventure Breakfast machine you come on a little like toy car, and then it goes down a ramp and then you had a king

Starting point is 01:10:59 Yeah, cuz you don't want to reach down to grab the come from your own penis And he did a little tearyl has to go across the room and throw the cum into your mouth. Exactly. It'll be like, happy Gilmore's last shot. Well, okay, so we already have Waymo, right? So eventually, and you guys see the robots all the time? Oh yeah, the little door dash robots?

Starting point is 01:11:17 Yeah, I went to a Korean barbecue place with my family and a robot kitty came and gave me the food. Yeah, my mom said to use your thing too. Turns out that was a Korean guy though actually. Yeah. You said, don't worry got to Mr. Roboto. I hand him a 20 and I'm like, keep it coming. Yeah, keep it.

Starting point is 01:11:34 He goes, I'm a person. I am a robot. But the delivery. The door dash robots you're talking about. So that's all done. So those people won't even have to go into restaurants anymore, right? So eventually, everybody can just kind of stay inside,

Starting point is 01:11:50 jack off. You actually. But also the food will be as cheap as it is in stores. Yeah. Because of the robot services. It'll be kind of like, the drones will be dropping McDonald's through your chimney. People will start paying Indian guys to pick up the DoorD dash that's been delivered to their front door and bring it inside

Starting point is 01:12:09 Yeah, they're like I can They're like it's like fucking 19 steps. Yeah, you have door dash for wiping your ass. Yeah Okay, you call a guy comes over it's like task rabbit. Yeah, he goes. I've been though. I'm here to eat it Yeah, he goes I'm here to eat it It's toilet rabbit yeah, yeah over you shit in his mouth I'm ready when you are fuck I think um People often look to the light,

Starting point is 01:12:45 I think, to brighten the dark corners of society, but perhaps it is the darkness that will one day be able to illuminate all things, perhaps. I think we should stop, because it hasn't worked yet, like looking towards like, what about peace, like what about equality and everything? It's like, what about porn? What about beating off?

Starting point is 01:13:04 What about McDonald's? What about McDonald's? What about drugs? Maybe those are the things, those are the tools we actually need to solve all society's problems. Because you can't, I think if you can't save people and if they don't know they need to be saved, or if they don't even know they need saving, right, then what's the point?

Starting point is 01:13:25 I think pump them full of, I think this is the conversations the elites are having. I think the Condoleezza Rice's of the world, I think they're playing golf, and they're having these conversations, like how can we get people to beat off more? And they're going, sorry about my skin, by the way. I'm so sorry.

Starting point is 01:13:38 I'm sorry. As she's teeing off. Yeah, as she's teeing off, I'm like I'm so sorry my skin is on my body. But my last name is Rice. So just imagine it's white imagine. It's beautiful white rice Not brown because I've tried everything I've tried to change it. I'm sorry You can see her on

Starting point is 01:13:58 Watching Rory McIlroy win at Augusta at Augusta. Yeah, they're making her make sandwiches throwing her in the back. Mm-hmm But I kind of have hope I feel like the world is sort of integrating its darkness right now like all of its extreme racism and like violent like violence, mm-hmm, it's a Very reactionary. It's very hateful, right? It's very venomous. We contribute to that, right? I'll be the first to admit I'll take some blame there. Mm-hmm. We harass We you know, but as we say we get in this room and we become evil sure

Starting point is 01:14:35 Yeah, but come but I think this might be a necessary thing. I think we're I think America could become so powerful I think if we integrate the dark evil nature of our Because we've been fed this bullshit thing for too long. Yeah, so I think if we integrate the dark, evil nature of our, because we've been fed this bullshit thing for too long. So I think if we become the total, if we integrate that thing into our psyche, maybe we can become a great superpower once more. We need to band together and convince all the people here that hate each other, all the civil unrest,

Starting point is 01:15:03 all the racial unrest, we need to find another race to hate. We need to make up a race. Take over, bomb the shit out of, rally everyone against. What, just make up a group of people? No, we'll find them, they're somewhere. Ha ha ha! Real people.

Starting point is 01:15:17 There's some place that stinks. We'll spin the wheel. We'll spin the big wheel. Some wacky place. Yeah. Some wacky place. Some. Some wacky place. Some island, can't we just find like an island by like, We need the stage of false flag events.

Starting point is 01:15:29 In the South Pacific. We need to say like some like guy from Papua New Guinea like bombed a federal building and then we all get really angry about that and we kill everybody. Yeah and all of a sudden there's people living in perfect harmony like we were supposed to on an island. They just see those giant fucking warships on the distance.

Starting point is 01:15:44 Dude, yeah we have to say like they're like mages. Yeah. They're see those giant fucking warships on the distance. Yeah, we have to say they're like mages. They're like sorcerers that are controlling the elements of the weather. They're like jinns. They're like genies that trick people. And that we need to all fight against them. But we can't use weaponry on them because there's a bubble over the island.

Starting point is 01:15:59 So we have to actually get on ships. So we start sending people on, people start riding on boats out to the deep South Pacific to try and find this island and kill it, but it doesn't even exist. This is actually, you're making a brilliant point because I think a big thing that every political analyst misses when they're trying to like talk about what's happening is how retarded everybody is now.

Starting point is 01:16:18 Thank you, James. That's the reason things are happening. Well, history is not real. Things aren't real. Yeah. Most, I mean, it doesn't matter. Most people- It's not real. Things aren't real. Yeah. Most, I mean, it doesn't matter. It's just Grock is just true. Most people aren't real.

Starting point is 01:16:31 When I was at their resort, I was looking at people and I go, there's no point. There's no point of Adam's being there. You're sipping your coconut. I'm sipping, I go, hmm, there's a little too much coconut in that. And then I'm looking at another guy

Starting point is 01:16:42 who's slightly fatter than I am. And I'm going, you should be killed. Yeah. Yeah. Just finding someone who's doing a little worse off than you. And I go, wow. I go, that's a bug. Squish.

Starting point is 01:17:01 Squish, squish, bug. And then we hear his thoughts. He goes, look at him. He's a bug. He's staring at me with his coconut. But he's actually looking at a bug and then we hear his thoughts he goes look at him He's a bug staring at me with his but he's actually looking at a bug and then he eats it because he is retarded Yeah, that's the show patreon.com slash limit party everybody if you're listening on X that's the fucking show or whatever In closing the thing is I imagined what if we had the You're listening on X. That's the fucking show. Or whatever. In closing, the thing is I imagined, what if we had the, it's the NBA on TNT?

Starting point is 01:17:31 Yeah. What's it called, NBA? NBA on TNT. NBA on TNT. Inside the NBA on TNT. Yeah. They have, that's probably the best show I've ever seen in terms of discourse and how to argue.

Starting point is 01:17:41 Barclay has actually made some of the best points in the middle of political group think that I've ever seen. Well, it's like watching fucking Aristotle and Socrates in conversation. They're brilliant. Berkeley's the only guy I've seen during BLM. They're amazing. Berkeley's the only guy I've seen during BLM

Starting point is 01:17:56 be like, all right, so you gotta knock it off a little bit, and then also like, fuck Joe Rogan. Come on, fuck Joe Rogan and shit like that. He's the only guy who doesn't just retardedly swing to some. But I love Shaq too. Yeah, Shaq's great. They're all great, all four of those guys are great.

Starting point is 01:18:11 Yeah. But I want that studio. I wanna figure out a way in Los Angeles, I've been looking at spaces and stuff. If we could build the inside the NBA studio for a little bit. And Ben is running to the screen to play an Indian guy eating poop on big 80 foot TV. I TV I would make that same desk having in a big warehouse

Starting point is 01:18:28 I actually texted John how much he pays for his office space I was trying to think away like man if we get John we can move John into a bigger space He could sleep in the studio. Mm-hmm. We get a little bit up. We're like his landlord Well, we move him out we hey, while you get a bigger space, you'll pay the 500 or whatever. We'll pay the other 1500. We have this big 3,000 square foot warehouse space. Space is really cheap right now.

Starting point is 01:18:56 With a guard, that's John. Yeah, and I would pay more because I could do my livestream from there. John's office is small. It's very small. It's very small That's what I'm saying that we need to get John out of there and let him live in our studio And then he they yeah, he helps out with the rent a little bit and build a big studio in San Diego I've always wanted to be a land. Yeah, we moved to San and we all moved to San Diego

Starting point is 01:19:19 California we're all in agreement on this For anybody that's not up to... Code. Yeah, Jace is moving away from me and Devin and my family. I just want to be closer to TJ so I can get the Cabo. He had one California burrito and he moved. Are they going to put fries in this? Have everybody wear sandals here?

Starting point is 01:19:43 Fuck. I've ever wear sandals here fuck Come out to lemon party dot life for tickets come to San Diego come to LA G I think the June 7th show on Saturday is about to sell out and the June 8th show, right? Yeah, June 8th Sunday That one's selling slower, but if you want to come Saturday, you definitely need to get tickets like immediately San Diego 22nd. Yeah, I think of June something like that. It's at American Comedy Company These all these ticket links are on limit party dot life and then in July we're coming to Seattle Then we're coming to Portland and then we're coming to San Francisco after that back to back to back The San Francisco show we don't have a link for the tickets yet because the venue hasn't made it, but it will be at the independent. So get those tickets too.

Starting point is 01:20:28 Actually, and by the way, the clubs are kind of shocked. That we're selling tickets. Well, Seattle, Portland, the tickets are actually selling pretty quickly. Oh really? Which I was also very amazed by. It's a bunch of the Nazis in the woods coming out for the first time.

Starting point is 01:20:43 Oh, there's gonna be a lot of- It's gonna be like the Order. These guys are gonna show up with the Turner diaries in their hand, there's like Ruby Ridge. We're gonna see a lot of old RVs outside the club. Fuck, yeah well cool, I didn't think, I thought booking these dates in the Northwest, I'm like whoa, there's a chance we might sell

Starting point is 01:21:00 like 10 tickets each show. The Pacific Northwest is gonna be a lot of people where no amount of marijuana made them empathetic to anyone's plate. It's so funny, they live in a marijuana field. Yes. Some of them. And they're walking around high and they go, I fucking hate the Jews.

Starting point is 01:21:19 They go, there's two things. Yeah, they're like, here's what I'm all about. I'm all about freedom of speech religion and fuck Jews You gotta love everyone except the Jews and blacks and Mexicans and in Catholics Everybody but me Me which is Lutheran Dude Shiloh can kind of get it by the way Shiloh Hendricks. He's got that American history x5 a little bit She's all tatted up. she's trashy as shit.

Starting point is 01:21:47 That's the lady, Shiloh Hendrix? Of course it's the lady, Jace. Everybody knows the lady. She's America's newest millionaire. I just, I see the videos and I go, oh, well, we're gonna talk about this on the show, so I'll just hear about it then. Yeah, I mean, there's nothing,

Starting point is 01:21:59 there was a Somali, like, rape guy who was filming her. Isn't he a known rape guy? Yeah, like, this is how it always happens. It's like an FBI thing. It's always like Kyle Rittenhouse fucking, then you find out he killed pedophiles. You go, well, I don't even know. Is this just supposed to rile us up and make us mad

Starting point is 01:22:16 so they can keep doing like. Everyone for a year straight, like Kyle Rittenhouse killed like five black guys. Is it true? There was like a Mandela effect. Yeah, yeah. Really? everyone was under the impression. I was under, I thought he, it came and then went and there was so much unrest that year.

Starting point is 01:22:31 Yeah, I think I figured out a year later, I was like, oh it was like two skaters. By the time the trial- Like a Bob Simpson pedophile. When the trial happened, I was like, fuck him. Didn't he kill like four black people at like a black rally or something? And I was like, oh no, he like killed

Starting point is 01:22:42 like a bunch of white pedophiles. Well, they literally were like- He killed like my three like least favorite people, he killed a bunch of white pedophiles. He killed my three least favorite people, like white skateboarder guy who thinks he's an antifood dude, he killed a pedophile. A guy with an earring in his nose. Yeah. He kinda ruled actually, Kyle Rittenhouse. Yeah, he did.

Starting point is 01:22:58 He kicked ass. That was the most liberal moment of his life. He killed three white people. My favorite part of the Shiloh Hendrix thing is the Somalian guy filming. He keeps going, did you say the N word word? So he keeps saying, lady, did you say that, he goes N, hard R, word.

Starting point is 01:23:17 So instead of saying the N word, he says the N word word. So he's been, they said the Somalian guy, they looked into his past. Well why can't he say the N word, by the way? I don't know. But yeah, apparently he's like, they said the Somalian guy, they looked into his past. Well why can't he say the N word by the way? I don't know. But yeah, apparently he's like a rape guy. He is. You want me to verify it right now?

Starting point is 01:23:32 I'll verify it. He's just a big fan of rape, he's a rape guy. Come here, I'm a rape guy. I'll look it up, I mean I don't wanna, you know. Here we go, Shiloh, Hendrix, Somali, right? He's an autistic five year old? No, that's the black kid that she called the N-word.

Starting point is 01:23:59 I know, but he was actually a five year old black kid? Oh, here we go, here he is. Wait, wait, hold on. Who is the Somali guy? If the Somali who filmed, it's just a guy making up a what if, he really badly wanted the Somali guy to rape and kill him. He's Somali.

Starting point is 01:24:16 I'm gonna just type in Somali rape on X and see if anything comes back. I'm sure you're gonna get some great results on that. Wow, you're gonna get a lot more. Oh here we go, this is him, this is the guy who filmed I guess and I don't see community notes, so Yeah, well there you go. Yeah, there he is Mohammed Hussein Omar again. It's like did the FBI do they just orchestrate these events? I know cuz we fund I found out by the way real quick before we get out of here. I

Starting point is 01:24:44 found out by the way real quick before we get out of here. I found out that Qatar funding Hamas has been encouraged by the Israeli government that you go keep sitting on my They love yeah, yeah, so you can keep having an excuse to Annihilate yes, so we we are the author of all war we create the enemy Obama funded Isis Did you know that we funded all that shit every terrorist organization since like 19 everything so we create the enemy. Obama funded ISIS, did you know that? We funded all that shit. We funded every terrorist organization since like 1950. So we create the enemy and then we come in and then we get to be the cowboy

Starting point is 01:25:12 with the hat on destroying evil. That's Charlie Wilson's war if you read about that. We gave fucking rocket launchers to all those guys. So how does this, do they just call, do they have a guy at Facebook that just pushes one video that happens to get posted Probably they staged this whole thing. It's like the moon landing where it's fake It's like we're gonna cast her perfect Shiloh Hendrix the Battle of Shiloh the Civil War. Yeah, she's white

Starting point is 01:25:33 It's like a Jamie Presley type. They couldn't get a lady with that good of tits, but it's okay. She's white. She's blonde Call a black kid the n-word have a Somali rape guy named Muhammad Hussein Omer Filmit, and then everybody goes nuts, and it's right after the black kid that stabbed Austin Metcalfe. Yes, right, and we've already forgotten about that. So it feels like as things are ramping up in the Middle East, and we might go to war with Iran,

Starting point is 01:26:03 and we're killing civilians in Yemen and everywhere else, right? It seems like they're just like, just create a bunch of fucking, they were like running the UFO ops for a little bit, and now they're like, just run the race ops. Just make them. You can never beat the race ops.

Starting point is 01:26:17 Race ops really wins every time. It's the king me. It's the king, yeah. King me. King me. King me. White mom called a black kid the N-word, king me. Checkmate, there's a black person and a white person. Checkmate. It's the king. Yeah, King me King. Yeah, I was King me white mom called black kid the n-word king me

Starting point is 01:26:28 Checkmate there's a black person and a white person checkmate Checkmate race exists and then we're not mad at nancy pelosi for a week You know what I mean? Yeah, well, then we're not mad about our foreign relations policy for a week. We're just mad about You know what I mean? Yeah, it all seems orchestrated. It might go and I'm feeling insane. You're right. You're right. We agree. Fuck Dave Portnoy. I know. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:26:49 The media is one big game of double dutch where you just weigh in the, you get every Monday morning, 9 a.m., they go like, okay, this week white kid killed a black guy and then fucking the MSNBC goes to the races. Fox News is like, all right, next week, we'll get the Black Kid Kills a White Guy, and then we run with that,

Starting point is 01:27:07 and then that's America. Stuff like this happens, like the Mike Brown stuff, this George Zimmerman stuff, this kind of stuff. And it feels like if I pick a side, somehow someone somewhere wins that I don't wanna win. So I don't even try to emotionally invest myself. I just watch people fight on the internet, throw rocks, this site throws Molotov. You see them metaphorically fight

Starting point is 01:27:30 each other and you go, I don't know, man. I have my opinion on it, but it seems being emotionally invested in this stuff, or letting that get to me. If somewhere is winning, that wants to- It's someone's somewhere is winning that wants. Yeah, even as I'll like I'll say it's like like I guess I own me like as a lib I'll like I'll say like during like Black Lives Matter I was like my complaint against it was like hey Even if this is a legitimate complaint like there's a lot more important stuff like we need to be galvanizing around than this But the stuff that we galvanize around is always stuff that billionaires are okay with Galvanizing around because the minute the minute somebody is like income inequality,

Starting point is 01:28:07 fucking like anything like that, that's when they step in, they're like we're gonna squash that fucking shit. You know the David Hogg thing, which I just found out? What's that? So Hogg was gonna act, so the DNC is on the side of the gun lobbies as much as the Republicans, right?

Starting point is 01:28:24 Sure. David Hogg was actually going to stage an entire walkout that everybody was gonna do because of Parkland. And the DNC came in and gave him money basically and told him not to do this. Oh no, I don't think it was Hogg. I think it was kind of an organic thing that rose up. The kids were, across the country, were basically like, we're not going to school

Starting point is 01:28:40 until something is done about gun reform. Yeah, but Hogg was the one who was orchestrating it. Yeah, and then they pulled in David Hogg, right? No, they had, Yeah, but Hogg was the one who was orchestrating it. Yeah, and then they pulled in David Hogg, right? No, no, they had, no, David Hogg was the one who was actually, it's like, he was going to make some changes. Kids were not going to school to protest this. And they came in and the DNC swooped him up, and they promised him a seat at the table,

Starting point is 01:28:58 which he's getting now. Which he now has. That's why he is still relevant. Yeah. What's-her-face Gonzalez,, Emma Gonzales, Kyle Klinsky. I met that kid. Yeah, that fat bitch who always tweets from Biden or whatever. That really fat bitch, 20-years-old Mexican girl.

Starting point is 01:29:14 She was in Parkland? Emma Gonzales, the bald man. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you talking about the fat Mexican lady? I don't think she was in Parkland. If she was in Parkland, she definitely would have got shot. No, she's in Parkland, but she's the same thing.

Starting point is 01:29:25 She's like, I gotta fucking send the party message out there, basically. Yeah, yeah, but David Hawk specifically, now, because he was a minor when all that happened, and now that he's much older, they're actually giving him what they promised him. They go, hey, if you walk this back, we will let you be, and you keep saying David Hawk, he's not a good speaker, He's kind of ugly. He sucks He doesn't have it. No doesn't have that juice doesn't have the juice He doesn't have what it takes. He's not a Hollywood kid somebody who doesn't fall into line like Greta Thunberg He's going like anti-israel. They're like forget this fucking bitch out of it. So she was on that ship. Yeah, they tried to kill

Starting point is 01:30:03 A 17 year old on a ship yeah whatever ship was she on like she was off the coast of like Malta or whatever was sending aid to Gaza that Israel just bombed it like tried to bomb a ship into the ocean it was like sinking and she had to like get off of it or some shit yeah so like they went they went like thousands of miles like off the yeah it's funny it's funny it was like Greta Thunberg was on what is it Gilligan's Island? Mm-hmm No, yeah, all of a sudden. She's like shipwrecked. Yeah, Dave Dave Porter is like in an f-15 like we have target inbound Dave Portnoy's in Top Gun. Yeah, Dave. Yeah, he's in Top Gun. Yeah, Top Gun, but everybody's five four. Yeah Yeah, anyway, did you hear that?

Starting point is 01:30:43 Austin Metcalfe's dad's already hanging out with the Somali rampest this guy right here. Yeah by the way, everybody I know the Bill of Rights like doesn't really exist anymore like the right to a Trial by jury so like we have to assume that this guy is uh, because it says alleged So maybe he didn't do it, but I would say these two guys look fairly guilty. They look like a tag team rape. It's like the Laurel and Hardy of a. They look like the Somali Podestas. John Podesta and.

Starting point is 01:31:15 That's John and Tony. The Tony Podesta. Going out for a night on the town. That's so funny. That's so funny. They have like a hut. They have like a hut. They have like a hut with like paintings of like kids getting fucked on it and stuff.

Starting point is 01:31:30 Yeah, they're stealing. They're in a big mud pit. Stealing babies made of mud from windows. From women with barren wombs who can't have kids. I wonder if that's a good place. What, where? Well they all come to. Somalia? They all come toalia come to America? Yeah, is it good over there? I don't know it's like great place to live Somalia do people vacation do the Zillow you came and find the place in Somalia

Starting point is 01:31:54 Right now. It's like the new yeah, it's the new yeah, bro. Yeah, Tony's moving there to Somalia All right. Well, that's the show everybody. God bless you all. Bye bye. Out in the west Texas town of El Paso I fell in love with a Mexican girl. Nighttime would find me in Rosa's Cantina Music would play and Bolita would whirl. Blacker than night were the eyes of Polita, Wicked and evil while casting a spell. I love was deep for this Mexican maid, I was in love but in vain I could tell. One night a while young Calmore came in, Wild as the West Texas wind.

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