lemonparty - 135: Barely Blue

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

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I'm on that hype, being always in my face. Talking, listening. Girl, I had the best of these, but it can't be. You rag clean, what's your game? Like you don't need... Hey, Dev. What? Do you think Jace is, like, I don't know... A bit cruel? Um, I don't know. I think you guys are have a great relationship

You don't think he's like kind of an asshole like he's a little unfair No, I think so, yes, that's evidence sup faggot what's going on Fuck What's going on? Fuck God this light is like barely blue. I told you to fucking take care of that shit Yeah, that's as blue as it goes. I mean no, it's great. You know if you want me to be not blue That's what the people tune in for right you stupid fuck You know nobody gives a shit about your kid by the way you can shut the fuck up about it I agree. Sorry I tried to make it as blue as You know, nobody gives a shit about your kid, by the way. You can shut the fuck up about it.

I agree. Sorry, I tried to make it as blue as we can get. Oh, no, no, no, no, it's okay. It doesn't need to be any more blue. I guess we'll just do the worst episode we've ever done. That could be our niche. We'll do the worst podcast anybody's ever fucking done. You look like you give birth constantly, every day.

You look like you give birth. You every day. You look like you give birth. You fat nothing. Your wife gave birth. Congrats, you had a shit. Who cares? I don't give a fuck about this kid at all. No, I know the comments about the blue and I've been working on that, yeah. Okay, man, let's go outside.

I want to have a talk outside real quick because you're ruining my fucking life. Okay, I just, Devin doesn't need to hear this. All right, man, listen, I'm your brother. You know that. And I fucking love you, man. But if you fuck with me, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking end your life, piece of shit. Oh great, add George Hitler Floyd just canceled his Patreon account.

George Hitler Floyd canceled? Show wasn't blue enough. That was five dollars every six months because he couldn't afford to fucking pay every five months. That's money that's coming out of your kids fucking college fun you sick piece of shit Do we have to do this how we did it when we were kids? No Cuz I will fucking rape you I'm sorry you had to see that man. That's right. It's all right happens. No, you know, it's just you know It's brother stuff. It's brother stuff. You know, yeah, it's family You know you argue cuz you love each other family exactly. Oh Hey, hey Ben. Let's go. All right, let's start the show

Yeah I've been looking for Nancy Mace's tits. I've been looking all over the internet. I can't find them Yeah, there I can't find like a AI generated image of her breasts, nothing, it's driving me nuts. I can't find them anywhere, they're perfect. They're actually perfect tits. And she keeps talking about being raped, and it's like that's tragic if it really happened,

but it's also kind of steamy. She showed her blurry tits in Congress, right? I think so. We can barely see them, right? I think so It shouldn't be that's the thing it's like it's starting to make me not believe her accusations Because she's so got she always is showing her tits I know it would be very funny if she's like this man took a picture of me without my knowledge Here's the picture. It's just her like grabbing her like legs It looks like one of those Emma Watson deep fakes

that you see. I think this was... The one in the jacuzzi's good, because it reminds you of something you've been around. We've all been somewhere. We've all been... Around a whore you don't want to speak to, but then she pulls her titties out.

We've all been at a jacuzzi, and some woman that looks like that is there And you go you know what I might I'm like it into this if her husband blacks out early enough in the night I might fuck her tits exactly in front of her husband exactly yeah Yeah, there's her blurry no titty pic Yeah, it's really unfortunate. I did watch the I Did watch that's all she shows. Yeah, I

Don't think there's I don't think grok Can like unblur it and add color to it, right? We don't we rock rock is a huge pussy by the way. Yeah, he is you can't get rock to do it rock sucks He's gay. Yeah You're a fan of rock. I don't likek. I see people ask him questions all the time and he answers in very like trepidatious. Yeah. Like obnoxious ways.

I tried to get him to do a picture of Carmel Anthony getting launched into space. And he went and do it. Yeah. I had Grok make me a Nazi. Yeah. Well, it just took from pictures on your Facebook. Yeah.

It's like we have plenty of reference for this. Grok, am I alive? At Grok. Grok, can you spell for me? At Grok, how do I breathe? Grok, read this for me. Yeah, my favorite is the amount of times I see somebody who's absolutely retired will be like,

at Grok, explain, and then grok will just explain it Completely incorrectly and they'll go grok. Thank you so much signing off I'm trying to find her tits though. Have you guys seen her tits anywhere? Those those were not men's breath Those are not women's breasts. Yeah, I know but still hot I mean, should I go incognito? How do I go incognito on a PC? Throw the little pervert guy onto Google the guy with the glasses and the hat. How do I go incognito on here? Over here? Here we go. Look at him playing coy like he has no idea. It's a PC. I can

right click on a man. How do I look up pornography? It is funny the incognito, the theme and the character for it is a guy that flashes people. It's a sex criminal. It's a pervert. It's funny, the incognito, the theme and the character for it is a guy that flashes people. I know, that's what I'm saying. It's a sex criminal. It's a pervert. It's a pervert. It's a pervert. That's a guy who jumps out from a bush in front of like,

a group of like school children. Yes. And he goes, ah! They like, duck back in. And they use that. Yeah. They go, we know what you're here for. So you think there's like a Mr. Skin?

And I'm being dead serious, I wanna see your tits. It's driving me crazy. She's just mama, mama, mama. I don't think, wait, wait, Cher's alleged, Cher's nude photo. Well that's gonna be the, that's gonna be the Bigfoot photo with no tits in it. I don't think this really constitutes

someone filming you without permission. This seems to be like a ring door, like is it door dash driver? If I can't beat off to it, it doesn't count. And I can't beat off to that. And I tried. There's no way that guy was beating off to that little blurry footage of.

No. She's also kind of strolling through the living room seemingly after being, and apparently this guy is at large. He's still raping. The guy that raped Nancy Mace is at large apparently. Yeah it was Vince champ. He raped her after a college gig. He's he hasn't been caught. So I don't know

how to I don't know how to find him. He's imaginary. Should I Google who raped Nancy Mace. Yeah it's like who's afraid of Virginia Woolf. Yeah. Who raped you at the Pulitzer Prize winning play? Who raped Roger Rabbit? Details, accusations of rape and sexual assault. Oh, it's her ex-fiancee. Fiancee raped her. Yeah, man, getting raped by your fiancee is a real fail.

Classic marital rape. Now that's an interesting rape. That's old school. That's an old school rape. That's why she's rape. That's old school. That's an old school rape. That's why she's Republican, she's getting raped by her husband. Yeah, that's the type of rape. Most rapists don't get breakfast made

for them the next day by their victim. But marital rape, you do. I found him, his name is, and he says dozens of women were filmed, is what Nancy claims. This seems to be the gentleman here Her former fiancee Patrick Bryant. Yeah, that's him That's the guy right there accused her of abuse and filming her without her consent. That's survivor man

That guy ate a bug and then raped her nice Yeah, I kind of get it. I could see her like in Oiling up sure her sisters right there doing some new route type shit rubbing her titties up and down. Yeah some seaweed gel Getting his bald head on her. He looks like a white lotus guy Yeah, I don't really know I mean It's funny like if you if you say a lot of retarded things, I don't really think you were raped. But you could have easily been. Does she even believe in rape?

I'm not even like bullshitting. That's the thing, isn't she one of those, like isn't she the white version of the Hispanic lady that's like, you go rape me or kill me? You can like, fuck me in my car. Isn't she the white version of that? She's like, I'm the only woman who's ever been raped. That's like sometimes I whip myself for not who's ever been raped. That's like sometimes I whip myself

for not having cooked the steak properly. I whip myself. Damn, they're fighting over a 3.9 million beach front property with six bedrooms and a pool and a $1.3 million Washington DC home. They both have equity in. So there's more at stake here. I think she's not getting as much as she wanted. And now she's saying. They're also saying they both have equity and so there's more at stake here I think she's not getting as much as she wanted. Mm-hmm. And now she's saying they're also saying they both have equity and did she put

Like a $20,000 down payment like to help him out a little bit like she's barely has equity one of those Paid for a jug. She should have to give those back. I think the judge bangs a gavel. She turned in your Like turning in your badge in your gun. Turn in your tits. I want your tits on my desk by Monday morning. And I wanna fuck them. If that guy paid for her tits, when they get divorced, does the judge hand him a big prick?

And he goes, pop them. Like a balloon, do it. Those are yours. Put a cigarette out on them until they pop. And then you can squeeze all the juice out. As a part of the settlement, he gets to pop your tits, they're his. I award Nancy Mace $18.5 million,

and to Mr. Bryant, you get to pop her tits with a big bobby pin. Or he gets to maybe shoot them with an air rifle. Up to Mr. Bryant's choice, you can pop them with a big cartoon pin. Like a circus rifle? Or you can take a circus rifle from the 1950s and shoot her tits.

And then watch little goo seep out. Those big kids. Bam, and he bangs the gavel so hard it explodes. It's cartonous mass. Cause you're stealing. Yeah, you're stealing. You're stealing, it's not yours. It's like a car I paid for there's probably down payments

He did down payments fair. There's probably 30 is fair. It was a 36 Isn't there some program where we can give those tits to like a woman in need in Africa There's Tom's but for tits for every whore who gets tits in America, would give one to a woman with very long, gross breasts. We're putting bolt-ons on women in Africa, and they're disappearing. Yeah, they're disappearing. They're getting raped to smithereens, is the quote.

They're getting raped so hard and so much that they almost like how an atom bomb just makes things disappear, their atoms break apart. Yeah. You've never seen a National Geographic lady with big bolt-ons. I don't know why we're not getting them over there. They're never lifted.

But can't Bill Gates do something about the tits over there? Because I think we'd start taking them more seriously. He could put his damn vaccines in the titties, so in the implants. So the kids are getting the little malaria thing. And we get to fuck all these sub-Saharan African women. Yeah. Yeah.

I do love that about Africa. About the hangers? Just the tits hanging. Do you call them banana tits or bazooka tits? Or what's the term for cities that hang? No, bazooka tits are the ones that come like bananas up. These are hangers. Oh, they are kind of banana-y, like,

in the form of the shape. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's kind of like a crescent moon. You, if you're in Africa, you pray for a crescent moon. I've literally seen like when you were a kid and you would do the snot and almost touch the ground and suck it back up, those are titties that I've seen in Africa. Yeah.

Like women literally like running to catch like a boar and then they're like kicking tits as they run. It's crazy. I kinda don't, so people say it's because they don't have bras in Africa. Sure. I don't buy that. Cause I see women in Silver Lake that don't wear bras

and their tits don't hang like that. Well yeah, but they're, I know, I've seen it. You buy the high school. Right. Those are eight cups, Ben. Younger, they're fat. Those women are not of age, it's seen you by the high school. Right. Those are eight cups, Ben. Younger, they're fat. Those women are not of age, it's the hormones in the milk. Yeah.

You think you're in Africa, you're sitting outside of Compton High School. You're just a retarded racist pedophile. You're like, I just met an African girl named Ray Ray. Ray Ray and too short, in the bush. I was in the bush, it was on the corner of Martin Luther King and 500th Street. There are streets that people go like,

I live on 1100th Street. Like, is that in the ocean? I live on two billion. Where is that? I live on Dr. Martin Luther King, Malcolm X, Lou Farrakhan Avenue. Yeah, Betty, okay. Yeah, I'm just trying to think of, because we're finding out now

that all this vaccine stuff is bad news, now the government is admitting the spike protein. They knew the risk of myocarditis. Is it the whole thing about the vaccine? They're actually putting the warning on it about like the hardship in young athletes. Right. They knew the risk about myocarditis. It's because of the spike protein. We all know this.

Are we OK if we've gone four years and nothing's happened? And I've got my ninth booster. Am I all right? Like, is that all booster stuff or is that just getting it? Like I got two but it was like, that was technically one, it was like that Pfizer thing. You had to come back two weeks later. I got the one and then I got cut into the follow-up. I was a fool.

But I haven't got anything since then. Should I be, am I fine? Am I okay? Yeah, I think so. I mean, I think if nothing's happened so far. Right, I'm not a black athlete so that probably is helping me a little bit. But then again, like people are saying Scott Adams

is dying from it. I thought he had ass cancer that spread to his bones. He has Joe Biden cancer. Prostate, yeah, Joe Biden cancer. But then everyone's thing online was that he is from the vaccine. And it's like, well, he's also an old guy and people get prostate cancer.

I don't fucking care. One in eight men have gotten prostate cancer for the last 30 years. I love the Benny Johnson, like adjacent accounts. When there's like a guy named like Ken Clipperstein or something and I'm like. He's good, he's not a. Oh I don't know who these people are.

Okay. I never know who it was. Ken Clipperstein is like an actual journalist. Okay. Well there's a lot of people that are just like, like captive dreamer types And I don't know what's going on. Mm-hmm. It's just a it's just a gray sea of I can't make sense of it It's so I can't even judge it. Mm-hmm, but There was this what the fuck we were talking about Scott Adams asked

Oh, yeah, so so one of those guys went virally posted a in my lifetime I will lose three fathers my father-in-law my actual father and Scott Adams Creator of Dilbert right Wow and they're like Scott Adams. I salute you you've always been You know and like an oracle of true sure now that he's dying and he says he's checking out Have you seen the video of him announcing? Yes. Yeah, it's beautiful frightening something's afoot checking out. Have you seen the video of him announcing he's dying? Yeah, it's beautiful. Frightening. Something's afoot. Well, it's odd. So because then yesterday he's like, actually a new drug came in and I have a 30% chance of living now. Oh,

really? Yeah, it's just it's like a narrative. So you might be a grip. Did you ever see Scott Adams? Bimbo? No, does he have a hoe? Dude, really? Does he have a hoe in the house? Because I really have no opinion? No. Does he have a hoe? Dude. Really? Does he have a hoe in the house? Cause I really have no opinion on him. Scott Adams got a hoe in the house?

She plays piano too, she's amazing. But she a hoe? She looks like the closest I've seen. But she a hoe? Is she a hoe? She bad. She's the closest. Do I treat her like an object and fuck a pussy?

Or is she a woman? She's the closest I've seen to like a blowjob sex doll. Damn. Really? That is sentient, yeah. Scott Adams has the piano white. That's what's, I mean this kind of seriously, that's what's great about America,

you can create Dogbert and then get to fuck a Russian hooker for the rest of your life. That is what's great. Yeah. I think her name was Christina Basham, let me see. Sometimes you search this stuff and you find the bust of your life. That is what's great. Yeah. I think her name was Christina Basham. Let me see. Sometimes you search this stuff and you find the bust of the lady he left.

Sure. Scott Adams ex-wife. Wow. Oh, Scottie Boy. Wow. God damn. Holy shit. Jesus.

I mean, she's good. It's good for him. And she's an amazing piano player. She just really loved the Dilberth or what? She hated his comment, she loved his commentary on like, you know, modern. She loved when Scott Adams said, we just can't live around black people.

Oh my God, can you touch my pussy? I don't even know what Scott Adams did. Wasn't he just, he got really big during like, talking about Trump and stuff, right? I mean, he was already a yeah, he was he was still a guy and then he slowly started uploading like Men going their own way type videos, I believe. Yeah Damn well, did she leave him yet? Yeah, they're divorced now because his ass doesn't work. They divorced Do you even have to is is the word divorce even applied to a young piece of pussy like this?

It's just too adult of a word. I'm divorced. Yeah, you shouldn't be able to marry her. That's ridiculous. It should be illegal to be involved in any level other than getting sucked off. Do you take this woman to suck you off for the next six to nine months? I do. But I only remember her, obviously, because she was such a fantastic musician.

There she is playing piano. Yeah, I thought she was really good. She tried to suck off the keys. How does she play? Oh, let me get out of incognito so I can get YouTube premium again. Yeah. Let me watch the rest of this Thunderbolts trailer. It's called The New Avengers. Just get it right. OK, here we go. So I actually watched it at theaters the whole time. I was thinking of you just being like,

you're a fucking idiot. It's the fucking New Avengers. They have Century, dumbass. Wow, she's great. She would be great. It's kind of like an old racist show. She sounds like she learned from fucking the country bear Jamboree.

She was a groupie for the country bears. Oh, wow. Scott Adams talks about breaking up with Christina Basho. I mean, this we got to see right now. Yeah. Boom, boom, boom. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah, he's like, we're breaking up

because she did not milk my shit and gave me ass cancer. OK, so This is one of the things I wanted to talk about today And I want to put this out there for everybody's safety because yeah men over the age of 80 Have I believe an 80% chance of getting prostate cancer one and amen will die of prostate cancer. I believe I saw that That's correct about 12 to 13 percent. Yeah, get it. Yeah not die. Okay, and for some people it's not really that big a deal they get someone to go up there and I guess get it out. They shit it out. I guess, maybe they give you a pill

and then you can pass it like a kidney stone, maybe. I don't know. Pass cancer like a kidney stone. Yeah, you just shit out the tumor from your ass. They should have that already. It is kind of ridiculous. I agree. Anyway.

But yeah, I want everybody to know this. It is kind of ridiculous. I agree anyway, but yeah I Want everybody to know this? Men that ejaculate on average 2.7 times a week are way way way higher of a risk of getting prostate cancer than men that Ejaculate like five to seven times a week. Okay, so don't jack off, you're way more likely to get it, and it's like the number one cancer that men get. So you need to beat it off. What if you jack off like 25 times a week, is that?

Does it reverse back and now it's bad for it again? Well, this is what, then you become Scott Adams. Does my prostate become so strong it becomes like Barry Bond's fucking head head and it just grows tumors inside of it Maybe she was like she was like trying to suck Scott Adams off But he like wouldn't shut up about like the crime in st. Louis and now he has cancer He wouldn't um she's like I want to I it's hard to come when you talk about this black kid Young urban predators, please fuck my pussy We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it. We get it.

Young urban predators, please. Fuck my pussy, please. Scotty, baby, we don't live around them. Who would have thought the Dober guy? He was just one of the early guys. Remember John Voight was an early guy. Early adopters. He's not an early adopter.

John Voight's been a hardcore fucking Republican his whole life. I didn't even fucking kick Angelina Jolie out of the house. Well, yes. Because her lips are too big. It's like, you're kind of black, get out of here. Get your black face out of my house. Get your black fucking beautiful face

out of my house, you whore. Go fuck Billy Bob Horton, you bitch. Your face is a race trainer. Go out there and adopt all of Africa you stupid bitch Well, he I will my daughter adopted all of Eritrea I fucking hate her Ben here is an ad for Lucy. So can you hold up the Lucy while I do this? There you go, and I'll put one right there There we go. Hey guys, Lucy's home. Lucy, the greatest supplier of nicotine products is here to help

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No, don't inhale, don't inhale. Bye everybody. Bye. Did people even care? I was listening to like an old Trey Parker or Matt Stone interview from Charlie Rose and like around their time Team America came out and they said, we love being punk rock. We love being counterculture.

We love being bad. And they said, living in Los Angeles, the most counterculture thing you could do is just be a Republican. Yeah. So they would piss people off by going to parties and just being like, Oh no, I think I'm a Republican. And everyone would flip out. So I guess even then when John Voight was a Republican, some people didn't cast him in their films because Sean Penn kind of ruled the land. But there's like a little,

there's like a wink wink understanding with certain guys. I think John Voight's in that. I don't think Sean Penn's gonna have a bad thing to say about Robert Duvall. I don't know Robert Duvall's politics, but I just imagine based on his face and head. Everything he's done. And everything he's been in that he is probably.

But I think there's a certain level where all of a sudden now you're not, they don't talk about certain guys because they're legends or whatever. Yeah, you get grandfathered in. You get grandfathered into the system. Yeah. You know what I mean?

That's fair, yeah. You can't be a bad guy, Bob Balaban sucked his dick in the 60s. They go after the new, they go after if they find out like a Gina Carana, like some bitch that's supposed to be in a Marvel movie but is making Daily Wire, like George Floyd, like Fentanyl Docs on the side. Who barely big-titted her way to Hollywood

and is Republican, you can't do that. Okay, so we do need to talk about this. As much as I'd love to talk about Christina Basham's huge tits. Actually, before we move on, can I just see if her tits are on the internet? Sure. We need to talk about Gina Carano's huge tits.

Christina Basham nude. Yeah, it's on Fappello. Oh, nice. She's got Fappello. Yeah, I told you she has huge, well, they're fake. Well, they are fake. Those are average fakers.

They are fake. They're fakers, baby! Yeah, they look fake, so she should be shot. But she should be put down. But Dilbert bought these Gans. Yeah. Can I show this on Patreon? Can I show this?

I think I can, I don't see any nipples. I would've said no, no, no, they're big about porn. I would not show this on Patreon? Can I show this? I think I can't, I don't see any netball. No, no, no, they're big about porn. I would not show this. Also, most of our fans would stop to go masturbate and forget to keep watching. We miss out on some ad money because every single one of our fans gooned.

So she's a high class escort, obviously, and Dilbert got her a while back, and then they signed a contract and she became a part of the thing. I just also love that it's Dilbert is so funny to me. Like if Gary Larson suddenly became, he's like, they're fucking stealing and they're encroaching on our neighborhood.

The funny thing is the older that I've gotten, the more I've found out about what animators are up to in the behind the scenes. Where are they up to? Well you got, you just don't, you watch the show and you go it's so wacky. It's a bit, what is it, Dilbert, like a dog that hangs out? He's a guy named.

Devin, that's Dogbert. Is that Dogbert? You stupid fart, that's Dogbert. So Dilbert has a dog named Dogbert and he's very sassy. He's like a dandy. Okay. He kinda walks around and corrects everybody. So we find out about him, and Scott Adams is kinda funny and wacky on his own.

Then you go, you got the Rick and Morty guy who's like sending RC cars into the riders room doing like ching chong bing bong and he's like raping up a fucking storm. No, he was Skyping a nine year old in Ireland. Skyping like 10 year old, going like top of the morning to you and he's sending a picture of his cock with like a face on it.

With a rice hat. Yeah, with a right, whatever, yeah. Whatever he's been up to. Boys will be boys. And then boys will be boys. Boys will be boys. And also the show has gone downhill since they let go of him.

Same as the movies without Weinstein. But. Rape was a pillar of our community and then who's the other who's the who's the other animator that's a that's kind of crazy Dan Harmon is a bit nuts himself. Dan Harmon's a little nuts and then you got well Seth MacFarlane's classical Hollywood guy. Ren and Stimpy guy is that who you're talking about? He's hundreds and hundreds of victims that guy. Yeah I just feel like I find out about guys

that worked in cartoons and they're like insane people. Yeah, they are. Very crazy people, yeah. Most of them spend a lot of time drawing their cartoons fucking. I know that's been a big thing in the industry. Okay. Yeah. Bunch of animators got fired at Disney one year

because they drew Mickey Mouse and Goofy ass fucking each other and then Walt Disney saw it at a Christmas party and was like, you're fucking fired, you too, fuck, get the fuck out. He called him a J. Yeah he goes you're a Jew fuck and they're like I'm the I'm Mormon he goes fuck you Jew you make my you make my cartoons fuck you run the porn industry. I think the Magistor's guy was a pedophile. Yeah, we talked about him on the show, yeah. We talked about him, and there is also a, another person we're forgetting, the crumb. Our crumb?

Our crumb. What was his crime? He was a- Liking big women. Is that a crime? Is that his crime? Because officer locked me up, throw away the key. He wanted to climb up a woman like they're a ladder and suck their tits

From a hundred feet in the sky, dude Have you seen his brother in the documentary his brother's brother? His brother jacks off every second can we watch his brother is really funny. Oh, yeah watch that on the show I don't think so now. I gotta pull that up right now. No, it's I mean, she's just mama. Yeah. Is that Nancy May showing her tits at an open. Do the swashida.

Casket. It's Diamond until it's funeral. Yeah, Diamond, her big black heart, which is almost as big as Nancy's tits, gave out. So can I say real quick though, I imagine the aerial is a little bit asymmetrical. Oh, they're fucked up. And it makes me go crazy.

They're fucked up. They're way too high and you can see the cut marks on them. They're ugly. Yeah. They look like manhole covers because they cut them out and then stuck a big fake titty in it and then sewed it back on. And frankly, I think she's hot until I see that nipple and then I throw up on her. Okay, let's go back out.

We're moving out of incognito mode. I'm sorry everybody, I just, Nancy Mace is in the news. I don't mean to get it political, but those cans are just in my face all day. I wanna see your titty so fucking bad. But why? Why do we wanna see your tits so bad? She's such a nothing person.

Because she's a dumb whore in Congress. That's why you wanna see your tits. It's like if you, you've never worked in an office, but if you work in an office, there's one woman who's a five and you're like, I would pay $5,000 to fuck the shit out of her. Just because it's who they are. Yes, exactly.

There's a 45 year old woman who does the front desk at your job and you're like, I would give you two grand if I can jack off into your face right now. Just because you want to see that, you go like, it shouldn't happen. Yeah, I want to see you disgust me. I want to cover those glasses and come. I've done too many conversations where I go,

it's a wet one out there, and she goes, yep, and then I've done that too many times that I want to hold you down and I want to jack off into your eye. You want to see what the lady that only talks about weather, what she's really like when you have a fist up her fucking cunt, and you jack off on her face. You wanna see how she really responds to that.

We're gonna talk about the weather while I'm treating you like a muppet? Yeah, and she's into it, so that's why it's so cool. Yeah, that's why it's cool. You think you can get off on her? You're like, this bitch only ever talks about the fucking weather. But it's because she's-

And I'm like, fuck it, I got my fist up her pussy. It's because she's such a sicko, if she ever opened the door, that door's never getting shut. Exactly. So she has to be a robot. Yeah, I guess you're right But the minute you're punching her right up her shit box, which coming her brains out. It's beautiful most of Sexuality like kinks and or just whatever getting off to things is based on it being like that's so not you though

Yeah, fuck. Yeah, look at you or I'm not supposed to do this Yeah, yeah, that's hot you're the boring religious lady supposed to do this. This is crazy. This is not supposed to happen. Yeah. That's hot. You're the boring religious lady. Oh my God. And I'm coming on your mouth right now. You have a framed picture of your stupid 12 year old kid you always talk about and I pretend I care.

Exactly. And now you're fucking her in the. Now I'm fucking your hair somehow. In the bathroom at work and she's complaining about it being a non-gender specific bathroom, and you're like, yes, keep going. You're such a stupid bitch. You dumb fuck, I love it.

I can't believe you care about that. I can't believe you care about that, you fucking regarded whore. I'm going to fucking crack the tile with your face. Fuck yeah. So you're wrestler style fucking her over the sink. Yeah, you're feeding her famous amos from the vending machine at your soulless job. I feel like- It kicks ass. Yeah, you're feeding her famous amos from the vending machine at your solace job

Ladies like that you could get like a blowjob just bring it home a sweet tea Mm-hmm or something from like the McDonald's Diet Coke as we all know you bring that home And then she's eating your ass and sucking your dick. Yeah, yeah put on dude put on like that song strawberry wine Yeah, put on dude put on like that song strawberry wine Yeah, you put that on at the office and she's like this song makes me so fucking horny that is the This song makes me think about how my husband my pussy really badly Touching her boobs like they're bombs. Yeah about to blow up like she Like she just got them. Like she doesn't know what they feel like. Tennessee Whiskey's a great song, but that is very funny. It's like, it like activates normies.

It does. Wait, what is Tennessee Whiskey? By Chris Stableton, that's what you were thinking of. Oh really? You're as sweet as Tennessee Whiskey. Two different songs. You're as sweet as strawberry wine. They are the same thing, yeah.

Jelly Roll's wife listens to Tennessee Whiskey while she's getting ass fucked. Yeah, she thinks she's with Chris Stapleton. Yeah. Oh, this is what I'm thinking of, Deanna. Yeah, strawberry wine. Oh, you were thinking of this, okay. 17.

He was working through college. Wait, oh, let's just get to the chorus Swell beaten path Suck him from behind Very wide The blue team Bend it back Come through his ass

Wait, are these like a wreck? Who are these okies? Sit back, come through his ass. Who are these? Are these like red okies? Who are these? Who are these? They're like we're the last plantation owners in Oklahoma. Yeah. No they, they watch them fuck through the window of the barn.

And they go, remember when we were their age and our grandparents would watch us fuck grandparents I love living in rural, Oklahoma So what you're talking about Chris Stapleton, Tennessee whiskey. Yeah Great song. Yeah. Fantastic song. And honey, I stay strong on your love all the time. Oh, dude, he's playing Englewood. He's playing Englewood, so he'll be armed. I love love. The Precinct 13 tour.

Yeah, Chris Stapleton's on stage going, fill your hand, you son of a bitch. Pow, pow, pow. He's going to Folsom Prison to make sure they're still locked up. That's a good song, but you all right, it's women who own a Jeep Grand Cherokee to wet their seat. Yep.

Yeah. Yep. Okay, so yeah. Oh wait, he gets molested? I forgot about this. So his brother's name is Maxson And so if anybody doesn't know the context of this you should watch the documentary about crumb crumb. It's a great documentary You will hate Robert crumb by the end of it. Yeah, but he's just a really horny freak who was a pioneer in one of my favorite

Artists ever he's a great cartoon and famously he loved the Tarzan woman TV show when he was a kid, where it's a woman who's like nine feet tall. He loved Amazonian women, giant women. Which is what they called the black women back in the 60s. Yes. And he would just draw really tall women and he fantasized about fucking huge women. He kind of created that genre of like that guy who sees the really big girl and he just and there's the little tiny guy in her pocket and the guy that's like, I wish that were me. Yeah, the first time he saw Serena Williams on TV,

he disappeared for a year. To go jack off. He was like DB Cooper, he jumped out of a plane. He's like, I'll be back. He turned into Bill Murray. He's like, I have a 1-800 line you can call, that's the only way you can reach me. Well, what's really funny is that he's the,

when you see someone who's really fucked up and sucks ass, and you realize that they're the golden child of the family. That's the beauty of this documentary, because you're like, this guy, he's also a very like, Mar guy, like early on, where he's like very like, mm, God's stupid and you're an idiot.

Like he's very, he's like jazz rules and pop music sucks. But he's talking about like the fucking Rolling Stones. He's like one of those retards. He's like, mind them and Jefferson's the only good musician from America. It's like, well, you're retarded. And then you're like, that guy sucks. And then they reveal two brothers who are the most

fucked up people you've ever seen in your life. I guess his name is Maxson, M-A-X-O-N. I feel like Steve Buscemi's character in Ghost World. Yes. I feel like Terry Zweigoff told him to like kind of play it like you're Robert Crumb. It is. Not successful.

Yeah, very like, obsession with like early like Delta Blues. Early Delta Blues and shit, yeah. Yeah. Well, this type of dynamic of where you go, this is why I don't buy the Mandalay Bay thing the most. Where I go, they definitely put CP on Stephen Paddock's brother because they found so much CP on his computer that it's like, I guess Stephen Paddock was the golden

child of the family and like Eric Paddock was the black sheep or whatever his name was. Right, he had so much CP that it was better to shoot 650 people, that's how much CP he had. He's doing as much time as Steven if Steven lived. Yeah, yeah, he had more CP than CP exists. It was like a logic problem. How come guys?

It's House of Leaves where they're measuring CP. They're like, there's not even been this many children in the world. How come CP guys are always collecting it? How come they're not just streaming it? Yeah, that's a good point. So they're not tied to it. Can't they find websites where it's just streaming?

Well, it's much more dangerous. Can you go on Peacock? So if you've ever been on LimeWire back in the day, if you're streaming something, they got the... I used to be on LimeWire all the time. I got a letter from the FBI. It was to download the Just a Little Bit remix by 50 cent. It wasn't to get child-born Just a little bit

And you had it like on a walk man Every song I've ever listened to in my whole life, I have nothing to do with that life. I've never, I'm praying to ever be in that position. Except Candy Shop. The first hooker, when I lost my virginity to that hooker, I literally got her because online her pictures, she looked like she was in the 50 Cent Candy Shop video.

But then I showed up, she looked like she just went to Candy Sh shops a lot. Very good. Very good! Very good! Very good! Your new stand-up opener. I'm back.

Jordan 45, I'm back. I'm back, I'm repeating myself around town. But the reason I brought all that up though is, oh, you were asking about streaming CP was your question. Yeah, why don't they go on like. You don't wanna stream, it's worse to stream. You wanna download kind of privately somewhere else and then have it with you.

Well you don't want, yeah, you don't, your location can be tracked. It's like, you don't want the police to follow you so you turn your phone off. Same deal, like you have all your CP on a, have you seen that Alex Rosen guy catch pedophiles? Yeah. Like they'll, when the pedophiles are like spilling

their guts and showing all the child pornography to Alex, and I guess that guy watches it, which is very weird to me. Then it's for justice. I get, I wanna shit on him, but like I guess it's good that he's like making pedophiles confess to go to jail. Yeah, but he is, he is kind of like Blade, where it's like I'm a pedophile, but I'm the good one, you know? Right.

For some reason, I'm like, I don't know. I guess I just hate on everything. I have a problem with him. Do you see the clip of him catching the pedophile? And the pedophile finally goes, I have like 300 videos on my laptop. And Alex goes, yes! Fuck yes. Right, you shouldn't want that. And he goes, I'll show it to you on the laptop. He goes, yes, fuck yes.

And he goes, I'll show it to you on the laptop. He's like, fuck yeah, you can show it to me? Awesome. Should you be happy that this guy is a... He should be outraged and annoyed that this is even a thing that exists. Is he the guy who does the, we caught a pedophile, we're gonna make him do the hot chip challenge

and then teabag him? We'll come back to the Robert Crumb thing. I'll show you guys Alex Rosen real quick, hold on. You know who I'm talking about, Devin? Who's that guy? The guy who's like, we found a pedophile, we're gonna shave his head and make him do five minutes of stand up.

Vitaly? Vitaly, yeah. Vitaly, well Vitaly's in prison now. He's like in prison in South America, right? I think he went to Malaysia or some country like that that doesn't fuck around and he tried to like, tried to like His usual streamer bullshit with them and they sent him to prison that rules. It's awesome that rules They sound like we're like Muay Thai box. Yeah, no, he's in to survive in he's literally living in Midnight Express

His life's a living hell and he's to be a retarded Like a very humid island climate Island he's having to wrap his hands to do boxing fights that the guards make him do. And less than two months ago, he was shaving pedophiles' heads with Tidolosine and making them, smashing their face with a pie. And now he's getting butt-fucked by Malaysian men.

Yeah, like five Malaysian men hold him down and one fucks him, like ants. Ants eating a locust. I love those videos of maggots eating like an apple over the course of 48 hours, but you watch it in two minutes. I love that shit. I do sometimes watch the video where the ants,

like the wasp is trying to eat an ant, and then the ants all jump him and then kill him, and I kind of watch it, I'm like yeah that's right bitch. You know what that is? So that's one of the Japanese killer hornets or whatever will try to get these bees and what the bees do is they all would be killed by the wasp because the wasp is so big so it comes in

and it's killing them one by one and then the bees body temperature, they can survive at like a.1 degree higher than the wasp can. And they instinctively know this, they form a ball and they vibrate around the wasp. Now the problem is that the wasp is gonna keep killing them so they know they're sacrificing themselves,

but if they vibrate at a high enough frequency, it makes their body temperature really hot and it makes a ball of hot air. And some of them start dying because they get too hot, but eventually the wasp is the one that's gonna die because their body temperature, again, can survive by like 0.1 degree more internally. And then the wasp just like falls over

and then the bees go back to like bacon honey. It's pretty kick ass. There's cool ass videos. It's like a David and Goliath type of like. It is cool. I wanna be the guy who watches that and like how can you not believe in God, man? Just everything is war and murder.

And you're just like man, yeah. Yeah, it makes sense when you see stuff like that. Yeah, like Rogan. Yeah. It makes sense to me. It makes perfect sense. Cause of the bee. No man, I've been sober for two weeks

and I believe in Jesus Christ. Oh me, why do I believe in God? Do you know about the Japanese killer hornet? Pfft. That's why I believe in God. You know, it's kind of funny. Because of the bees. I started to think, like, do you know if you are-

I do believe in God by the way, but I want to believe in it because of a bee. If you are Joe Rogan, How do you not believe in God? That's a good point. That's fair. Yeah, I told you guys I love this new change for him. I think it's awesome Yeah, it kicks ass. Yeah, he does. You know, he's gonna have to eat carbs at church when they give him the cracker Oh, is he gonna know he's actually can we make it jerky? Yeah, he goes Can we turn the Eucharist into the he goes to a Republican church where it's jerky. And it's jerky and the wine is keto friendly

and then the priest rapes every single person in the congregation. Black rifle grape juice. Yeah, exactly. How about that? This is my body at 12% body fat, take it in so that you might aspire to be like me. They have a Jesus painting, but he just looks like

Dorian Yates in his fucking prime. You can't even see the fucking cross, because he's so fucking big. He's so big, looks like a Deviantart drawing. Yeah, it looks like the Sonic where he has like fucking, just looks insane. Looks like Obama's old chef, Andre Rush, that guy. I hope Rogan starts a church next to the mothership,

and he makes all the comics convert to Christianity, and they all have to do it. They all show up in their little suits on Sunday morning. The comedy mothership church come in. Rogan's giving a sermon, but he's doing it in like the same Kenesey. He's like, David Lucas, you need to repent, man. You beat your girls, you beat women, man.

But it's okay, you make really great jokes about it, man. He's like, David Lucas, do you accept Christ as your Lord and Savior? And then he goes to baptize him and David Lucas drowns, but because it's hack. He knows how to swim, but he's like, well, I know my audience, I have to drown in this three foot pool of water because I'm black.

He gets baptized in crystal light. Yeah, just although they're taking all the retarded guys in wheelchairs from Kale Tony and baptizing them and they die. I'm so looking forward to Neil deGrasse Tyson going on the podcast now that Joe is like a Christian nationalist. Neil, you think Neil is gonna tolerate that for even a second? I mean he's such a smug atheist

fuck. He is. And Neil goes on all the time with this little uh starry night tie. The Van Gogh. So here's my thing about it. They both hate each other. You can tell they have contempt for one another. No they hate each other. Everybody it's hack now contempt for one another. They hate each other. Everybody, it's hack now to make fun of Joe. Joe has found God. Everybody leave him alone. This was a long and arduous journey he took. He's sober now.

Okay, he can't have alcohol. He can't keep getting hammered every night. He's getting old. They banned weed in Texas. They banned weed. Look, I mean, what do you want the guy to do? Sure. He was like a Bernie, bro We should just love everybody and leave everyone alone and we're on a big blue rock floating through space and now he loves the government and he

Thinks Jesus rose from the dead. Yeah, and he doesn't you know, so but we should all, we should be happy for Joe, I think. It is funny. Shouldn't we really though? Yeah. Because it seems he seems actually kind of a little bit calmer and less reactionary, unless angry from clips I've seen. Because of Christ. Because of Jesus. And he has kept Jesus into his heart. He goes to church every day. His power, Jesus Christ. Yeah. Now he sees that image, the pale blue dot of Earth from like,

you know, 20,000 miles away. And he's just like, I can't believe we let trans bathrooms on that. You guys, you just think of how small we are and how we shouldn't let trans bathrooms exist? Anyway, I'm repeating myself. Hold on, what were we, oh, we were talking about the CP guy. Why did we start talking about Joe though?

We started talking about Joe because- We were talking about Crumb. I don't know how Joe Rogan got brought up with, it was like religion or something. Yeah, we were talking about crumb. Uh, yeah. I don't know how Joe Rogan got brought up with it. It was like religion or something. Yeah, you're talking about something. But I have the CP clip loaded because Devin asked the question about the CP

and I got receipts. For how these guys go about this. I can answer your question on tape here. Yeah, okay. I have a pedophile we caught on camera. Is Rosen, is he the guy facing the camera or the guy in the glasses? Yes, I know he also looks like he,

you wanna watch this clip? He looks like Chester Bennington, interviewing Action Bronson, but he found child porn on his computer. Dude, can I say these guys, Alex Rosen, my spidey senses go off the way when Ian Carroll or whatever is posting about stuff, where there's just, I have this intuitive gut reaction

where I'm like, I don't trust you and I don't know why. But I don't have any evidence, though. I don't have any hard evidence. I just go, I can't, that Ian Carroll guy, I don't trust him. Right, but I don't know either why. But I don't have an argument. People ask me why, I go, I don't know. I'm not gonna spend time, I I don't trust him. Right, but I don't know either why. But I don't have an argument. People ask me why, I go, I don't know.

I'm not gonna spend time, I just don't trust it. I gotta go off, nothing's real anymore, so I gotta go off instinct. This Alex Rosen guy, something is off. Watch this clip, just watch this clip here. Who is Alex Rosen, the fat guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't have my computer, but I have the USB drive.

Okay, here we go. I don't have my computer, but I have the USB drive. And I got a, do you have a Mac? Yep. I don't have my computer, but I have the USB drive. I got a you have it back. Yep I have an adapter Let's make sure we're off the Wi-Fi and everything. How many how many gigabit gigabytes we have? Maybe a little more 95 you can give me the whole collection How many is how many videos you think that is Fuck yeah, it's like very quality. It's not

Got it got it. Is there a passcode on there? No, there's not a passcode But my wife's an idiot with technology. She won't even know anyway But yeah, let me Like talking that way to like play into the audience and play into what he's doing? Devin, I thought about that, but the fact that he called it gigity bites. A gigity bite. Means he's a pedophile.

Yeah, the presence of mind to still make silly jokes and maybe like kind of like pretend to be excited about it is interesting. To call it a gigity bite, like Quagmire from Family Guy. That means nobody can act that well. Yeah. He's a real pedophile. You know how a lot of people are fat

and people go like he doesn't even eat his calories, he drinks his calories? He drinks his kids, that guy. He feels better than regular pedophiles that actually eat the kids and shit. Like, they're really involved. He drinks his kids. Yeah, and he's going, I don't know how I'm like this.

Like, I barely fuck kids. No, he has a straw, and from afar, he gets his dose of pedophilia, but he thinks he's better than the other pedophiles. And the other pedophile's like, you're fucking, fuck you, dude. You watch more Kid Porn than I have, doing this show.

You're getting on me about this? You're stealing my shit, by the way. You're stealing my car drive that I've worked years. Years! Decades, maybe. To maintain and keep up. This is his baseball card collection, actually. You steal it from me, you look good to the law.

You go to the law, you go, I'm, you fucking throw, you rat on me. Meanwhile, he still has some of the shit. Yeah. I just get, he's a pedophile. Oh, he's a pedophile, 100%. He's a fat pedophile. Okay, thank you.

A fat, gross pedophile. See, I don't trust myself, I accuse everyone of being a pedophile. He's a fat pedophile. Everyone's a ped, you guys are pedophiles. Oh yeah. I'm not a pedophile, you guys are. Everybody's a pedophile to me,

so I can't even trust myself. I'm glad you guys see what I'm talking about. Yeah, no, I don't home slice. Let me Yeah, I don't I don't he's not angry enough I want you to be like a rust coal guy like if you have to be an FBI guy Who's like digging through CP all the time? I want you like sleeping on a single mattress on the floor with like a cross above you you should have bags under your eyes You're like you see like weird on a single mattress on the floor with a cross above you, you should have bags under your eyes. You see weird starling birds of blizzards in the sky

are constantly hallucinating. You should hate your life thinking about killing yourself. It should destroy you. It should eat away at your soul because of the horrible things you've seen. You shouldn't do this and then go to Habit Burger and get two double doubles that you just shotgun. I don't want a guy in the FBI

who has to watch CP all the time, like click, click, click, click, click, opening a file, like 4,000 videos, and nice. He's like nice. He's like this is actually a really nice connection, that he has. He's like a high fidelity guy.

I don't want the pedophile hundred to have fingerless gloves on and go like, um, excellent, some gigabit. Is this 400 gigabit? Oh dude, you got Trevor from 72? This is like Coltrane loves Supreme. Like, this is a rare cut. Like, dusting it off, that was way too fucking much.

Is this his personal hard drive? A Schwing? A Schwing, yeah, this is OP. I don't even, I'm not even sure if that's right. Original poster. Because that's OP, pedophilia. Original poster pedophilia? That's from the original post.

Oh, this is homemade, CP. This is homemade. This is amateur shit. People love this guy, and maybe he's doing a lot of good, but he also seems like he's. I don't really want pedophiles to look like pit masters. He looks like he smokes his kid in a filing cabinet in San Marcos.

He's like, we smother the kid. We smother the kid in that honey barbecue baby race. We do that Carolina Gold on the kid. He's showing the kid, he's like, would you believe salt and pepper, that's it. Nothing else. And I make sure to water it every 45 minutes. This is a prank a kid's ass. No yeah there was a glee with him catching this guy where he and you start to go well maybe he's been doing it for too long so now maybe he's trying to play into the

performative aspect of the channel but uh yeah it's it's it's.'s oh there's more okay you know that's why I'm not even gonna ask you about hey you know no he's actually just new to this yeah but so I guess what's the point though, I'm not even gonna ask about Kason, but what's the point in general of just sending younger kids child porn? Like what does that do for you? Well, I mean, they're impressionable. What if, this is Stanley Tucci.

Yeah. Right. Can I ask why he's so well mic'd? Yeah. He's got a lav on right here So he's no no his audio is not very good the the audio is a lot I'm sure pick up the guy across from you pretty well. That's not that good It sounds like shit to me pedophile sounds like you're gonna be doing the live hate watches based off of the pedophile

How to do my mic setup What's your rig setup? Should I hit them up? What's your setup? No, message the pedophile. Message the pedophile. Be like, hey, were you mic'd up? Were you mic'd?

I go, did he have a mic on you? We're desensitized to everything. You fucking psycho. This guy's like, yeah, like I have kids. Yeah, do you use that? 4,000 videos, definitely goes, that's audio quality. Does he take the cough guard off? I go, is that a DJI or are you using Rode? Fuck yeah. How many channels is that?

Oh fuck. You guys color with Da Vinci? You know, my buddy uses Da Vinci for all editing. It's a guy in Minix. He's like Jimmy Saville. Devon's talking through the phone in prison. Oh, man. I do love that if I saw both of these guys in the park, you would 100% be like,

those guys are trading child pornography. That'd be the first thought that I'd ever get. Is that a power stance? Maybe. Is Alex Rosen in power stance right now? Yeah. He's kind of like dominating the pedo. He's doing swag on the pedo.

They're impressionable. They're into it. They want to see it. And I get off on that. So what about a boy experiencing CP for the first time gets you off? Because I can tell you like, you know, I see a nice pair of tits I like how luscious they are you know what I'm saying like, I can describe what it is that. That's not a guy. That's not a guy who wants to fuck.

I see a pair of tits and they touch it and it feels like a sandbag right? You know the 40 year old version. Yeah, no he's clearly a pedophile. I apologize for the, cause I hate the hate this stuff like turns my stomach. I hate this shit. But like I'm sure I'm like, why does this guy keep going

viral and everybody loves him and he seems... He seems off too. Right? The pit master pedophile, there's something off here. The pit master pedophile, yeah. He's drinking an arrogant bastard ale. The jelly roll pedophile. And watching TV.

Even the pedophile hunters are hacks now. We don't have a single thing anymore. The pedophile hunters are more off putting than the pedophiles these days. That's how bad our society is. Is that I, pedophile hunter videos, I go fuck you, let him be, you piece of shit, you unfunny faggot. He's not hurting anybody.

I go yeah, call the cops, but you should also go to jail too. I don't wanna watch it anymore, I fucking hate, I fucking hate this stuff. I hate people that get off to it too, it makes me sick. Can we watch Robert Crumb's brother talking about getting the last of this? Of course, yeah.

Now let's get back to some more. No, you hate this shit, it churns your stomach. Anyway, let's watch. Let's watch this grown man. No, it makes you sick. Let's keep watching. Let's watch this man from 1972 who had no resources to help himself after a debilitating trauma

destroyed his life. The guy that has to put on a fedora to jack off You know what makes me the maddest about is that we can't just kill them I see the guy in the park I'm like you should be able to like entrap them and then walk up to them with a gun and blow their head off No trial no nothing stop wasting tax dollars on these people we'd eat sure mass graves it make for a messy society though wasting tax dollars on these people we'd eat. It's true. Mass graves. It'd make for a messy society though. 3%.

3% supposedly. Imagine if every day you're at the park with your kid and you just hear a gunshot go off. You know exactly what it meant. You turn around and you see the corpse and you go, yeah, yeah, that guy's guilty. I think you'd rather it be a long, oh, slow burn. I think you'd rather that pedophile

have a slow burn capture. Don't these guys like prison? Like they like it in the butt. No, no, they get their stomachs cut open and shit on. When people in prison find out you're a pedophile, they destroy you. Yeah. I don't buy that.

I buy it because I think it's their version of repentance. And they go, I'm being amazing. I'm going after people that did the worst thing, even though I shot five people in a car. No, I think everybody else in prison is also a pedophile. I think we tell ourselves that to make ourselves feel better about the pedophiles going to prison and us not blowing their heads off

or hitting them with trucks or putting bombs in their house. I mean, you might be right. Maybe it's a little overdone because it's kind of a funny. Are you being a little pie-eyed? It's kind of a funny thing, but like, but like, I've seen pie-eyed. Like it's kind of like, no, they go to prison and the prisoner's there, then they really get justice.

It's like, I don't know, I'm not a street smart guy. I'm not calling it justice, that's the thing. I'm like, they get raped to smithereens, but you know, they should be killed, you know. I think not a street smart. I'm not calling it. I'm not calling it justice. That's the thing I'm like they get raped to smithereens, but you know they just they should be killed You know I think they'd like any right the prisoners the prisoners do really good things to pedophiles like well You know the the order hormones and they'll inject the pedophile with hormones They'll give the pedophile tits and then they fuck the pedophile. They're nothing to me. Yeah, they'll make them into a real hot lady They actually yeah, they grow they grow pedophiles like it's prison wine actually have yeah guys in prison

They'll they they'll grow tits on it on a person and then titty fuck them. Yeah a bunch They do like body alchemy. Yeah, yeah rules. They'll change your body. They'll give like a guy like a fat ass Fuck them. Yeah, they'll cut it like an ass off of like a Puerto Rican guy and sew it to a white pedophile Yeah, it's like grafting. That's awesome. Yeah, they'll cut it like an ass off of like a Puerto Rican guy and sew it to a white pedophile Yeah, it's like grafting. That's awesome. Yeah, I want to go to prison just just to see what actually happened No, there's guys in prison. There's pedophiles in prison who have been turned into like the thing from tusk of the Kevin Smith film They've been turned into big walrus things. They get yeah Yeah, it's it's a it's a it's a it's a guy that look like SpongeBob Yeah, they've been turned into giant orbs that with a pussy on the front

That's awesome. Yeah, so they want to fuck pedophiles then well, I mean, you know if you're gonna fuck anybody, you know against their will Why not a pedophile pretty sure there was like a famous case? I forget exactly what it is and I'm not sure what I'm talking about But I'm pretty sure I've heard many people talk to me about this where there was like a famous case in prison where they They got the guy tits and they would they would they would be Look at his titties look this motherfucking Slapping his titties and they were just treating them like shit Fuckin homo coming into his face calling him a fag

You fag they're're coming onto his face. Fag, let us grow tits on your body, then fuck him. Swallow my jizz. Yeah, just a guy who worked in H&R Block. Yeah, because he was like a white collar. Yeah, now a guy who looks like EZ grew tits on your body and titty fucked him. OK, let's watch this clip.

Let's watch this clip, then we gotta wrap this up. Okay. By the way, come see us, LA, San Diego, Seattle. San Francisco dates should be up this week. We found one in Marin County and Portland as well. We had to go out of San Francisco to get a venue? Well, it's technically right across the bridge from where everybody kills themselves.

You go right across that bridge. Okay, in Oakland? Well, it's on the way the bridge from the where everybody kills himself you go right across that bridge Okay in Oakland you want on the way to Petaluma what Marin these Marin? Okay? Yeah, it's right there across the suicide Bridge like a Martinez or something From a nice day of like wine tasting to the show to the to the lemon party show Doesn't this immediately the image of this video we're watching, doesn't it look like two Israeli guys like looking at like Palestinian homes that they're about to invade and take over.

They're on Zillow. It looks like they're on Gaza Zillow. Yeah, that's perfect. Oh shit. What's with these oriental women that you were into in this phase? You were particularly attracted to oriental women for this? Yeah, I was, when I first started doing that. When you were in that phase? Phase of molesting women and getting in trouble with the cops and all that stuff. Were you actually raping these women?

No, I didn't get that into it. Just a little Just run away. You get a lot of molesting before you get to rape, but if you do a couple years of molesting, you'll get to rape. They're being funny, right? They start molesting as like 18. I started with Chinese women.

You think that's funny? You know, in subways they felt healthy and then you know it's a different series. In their world, I think they're trying to be funny. I'm not out of it, it's too much passion, it's too much animal. It's too much animal. It's putting you in some kind of psycho ward for a couple weeks. Two weeks on a how-doll cure anything.

You don't do anything, I tell you. Two weeks on a how-doll for a sensible person is just terrible. You get heavy to bust things like a violent things like crime things. I get to the point where I start pulling girls' shorts down, so I'm walking around a certain district down there by the marina, this little shopping district, and there's this real beautiful, big Jewish-looking girl, just like, you know, obscenely brief shorts,

and she goes into this, she goes into this drug store. Wait, is that Nats's brother? That guy? Yeah, I believe so. I think there's two brothers. I thought it was the guy with the hat. This is the one getting molested. No, Robert comes the guy with the hat. This is the other guy who's like more fucked up

Okay, I'm gonna fit I gotta do this to this broad. She's just too much, you know He's so already he's jerking off his fake penis. He has like horny seizures. Yes. He's season Yes, that what tobacco you put in Ben? Is it tight? Peterson Nightcap. Peterson Nightcap. Yeah, they're. Why is it called Nightcap? Like it makes you sleepy for like night? It's it's really strong.

There's a ton of nicotine in it. You smoke it. It fucks you up so good. You just go to bed. It's Jordan Peterson's tobacco. Well, it was previously owned by Dunhill. And then Peterson bought it out and kept the same land. Peterson of Dublin established 1865 a rich flavored smoking mixture for the evening was its period of relaxation and leisure

Sounds pretty classic, but I gotta say I remember the him being way more fucked up in the documentary now I thought his brother was a much bigger creep. This guy looks like I think Guy I think there was another brother who was like kind of fat and was like even more Loser brother. Yeah much bigger loser who hadn't like left the house. Yeah the top the guy top that guy. Yeah Charles Charles crumb So Maxson got molested Charles is the less to do. Okay, he must've been I don't know 20s with sex, and I masturbated about four or five times a week. How frequently did you, I don't masturbate anymore.

Now my sexual desires are completely dead now. Like I told you the other night, I can't even get any erection anymore. Oh my God. I don't know whether it's one thing or maybe it's a combination of things or maybe it's a combination of things Maybe it's a combination of the medication and the lack of external stimulation Maybe approaching old age to has something to do with

Mean you need some external stimulation to keep up your interest. I don't know now that my sexual desires are gone I'm not so sure I want them back again Early sexual memories well I Remember actually I remember being like you're so funny to be like To be like are we rolling? Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I can't I can't come anymore. Mm-hmm He was like doing a podcast in like 1981, a documentary about his brother. Oh, this is the only thing people will ever know about me. I can't come. And I used to jack off a lot. And I got raped. Just being like so blase about like, oh, no, I don't

get hard. No, I don't get hard. We're rolling, right? Oh, people are going to see this. Oh, I don't I don't really think about it. Are we on? We're on? Hello, Tess. Is this thing on? I can't tell. I was raped and I used to use Jack in the Box grease to stroke my shit. Is sound, sounds rolling? Okay, I used to, I drove Japanese women in and then I'd fuck the drawings.

And I got paper cuts all over my dick and my dick fell off. How's the audio, you guys picking this up off screen? Can you guys, yeah, grabbing the boom mic. My dick fell off got paper cuts all over my dick and my dick The boom like my dick fell off from paper cuts from fucking Asian drawings that I did Just blowing the fucking mic out Patreon.com slash lemon party if you're not already watching the show on patreon Also limit party dot life or I also put the dates on BenAvery.live. You can find us. We are coming to your city. New dates will be added. We're going about 12 cities this summer and fall, so look out for that.

But San Francisco's being added. Guys, anything to... Nope. Not at all No, that's pretty much it for me. I think we will I got to show you guys the new merch site after we record Oh, yeah, that might be up. It might not we will post about on social It'll be one where we don't run out of sizes of stuff, right? Yeah, which is awesome. I finally yeah I we had the we had the search low and high for people who had enough of those four XL's for everybody So so the company I partnered with for my merch website and everyone's actually really happy with the quality of that stuff Devon You even wear like the Chimkin shirt. Yeah, it's great. And I love the chip. Connor wears some of the shirts, too

This shit's good. Actually, they're good quality. I like them. So we're partnering with them and I don't know if we're gonna be able to get that green hoodie up though And everybody loves that damn green hoodie. Hopefully we're doing we're doing a small launch right now and we will expand later It's mostly just you For people who've wanted to order stuff for a while And yeah, it's it's fourth wall. So they're gonna have Shit up year-round. It's not like we have to order all the shirts and then they're sitting somewhere waiting to be sold that type of shit Yeah

So, yeah, here's look at you with your pipe you buzz though All that shit at the beginning you guys are just kidding right? Hmm what about like Me sucking ass No, I gotta go to the bathroom. Yeah, that was gonna go to the bathroom and I have to rape you while he's in the bathroom So you didn't really Devon didn't mean it and you didn't mean it Then that was just like a funny sketch we did no we weren't using the sketch to get out a lot of things We've been wanting to say for a very long time, but kind of couldn't because we didn't want to hurt your feelings It wasn't a cloak. I thought everything was fake except the raping of no way to say for a very long time, but kind of couldn't because we didn't want to hurt your feelings.

It wasn't a cloak. I thought everything was fake except the raping of me. No, I did rape you. That was real, but everything else was a bit. I still wanted to actually film you butt fucking me over the Tesla. I know, you pitch to me, you're like, what if you're butt fucking me for like nine minutes

and halfway through I was like, I think Ben wants me to butt fuck him. I walked in, I pitch you're like, what if you're butt fucking me for like nine minutes and halfway through? I was like, I think Ben wants me to butt fucking. I walked in. I'm like, we're going to do a sketch before the show. I'm getting butt. And I literally had to tell you, I'm like, I'm like, I think the butt fucking is a hat on a hat. I had to like artistically make up a reason why it would be bad for me to butt fuck you on camera. That's fair. That's fine. I just literally don't want it like our dad to watch that episode and then he

kills himself. That's fine. I just literally don't want it like our dad to watch that episode and then he kills himself Because he has no idea what's happening and neither do I so but everything else is not real god damn it I love doing this show. I love doing this show. I love smoking a pipe full of tobacco And you love your children I do God bless everybody. Thank you for listening. Please share it. I'll be posting this on X and on Sixteen men on a dead man's chest And I've been drinking from a broken cup Two pairs of pants and a mo' wheel vest I'm full of bour with someone else's wife

I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife I'm on the lawn with someone else's wife Cuban jail I wish this whole fire jubilant Hey little bird, fly away to go, house on fire, your children alone Sheets on a Hong Kong Stacey Warhol, a single-layered rat

To the carnival is what she said A hundred dollars makes the dog inside A million in a drop-dead suit Dutch pink on a downtown train Two-dollar pistol, but the gun won't shoot I'm in the corner on the bandwagon Hey little bird, fly away My house is on fire, you're chilling all alone

Hey little bird, fly away My house is on fire, you're chilling all alone