lemonparty - 137: Can't Hear It

Episode Date: June 10, 2025

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Hey guys, good news. George Hitler Floyd signed back up for the Patreon. I knew it. I knew he'd be back. It's great news. I love that guy. I'd do it for him. One problem.

He commented he's gonna unsub this week because he can't hear the show. Hey man, it's not our problem. You made this mess so figure it the fuck out, alright? Alright. Alright, I'll call Joey. You're a faggot. Fuck you. Chug chug. Chug chug. I'm a little buddy, you fucking asshole.

Hello? Joey, please help. I'm a little busy right now. What are you talking about? There's this guy on the Patreon. He's going to unsub. Can you find him for me? Of course I can find him.

I can find anyone. I've got high-tech Indians. I've got low-tech Indians, okay? I've got so many Filipinos that are willing to die for me. Makes my damn head spin. Go ahead, hit me with it. I've got low-tech Indians, okay? I've got so many Filipinos that are willing to die for me. Makes my damn head spin. Go ahead, hit me with it. Did you say George Hitler Floyd?

Yeah. And that's his birthday? You give me DOB? 42069. I think this guy's pulling your chain. He's having a little fun with you. Okay, well if you're sure. You got him?

Oh yeah, I've got eyes on him. And it is not a pretty picture bud. You got a pen and a pad? I'll remember everything I'm going to try to get the camera to focus on the camera. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I Testing check Check I just said that Natasha Leon had big jugs and just cuz she used to yeah I was like you're like a tit tracker like the way to know track you on It was is correct the slums of Beverly Hills. She has a big rack. Yeah big rack. I think that came out 98 They're gone now, completely gone. But I did, you are right, I did burst through the room

like a comic book guy at a convention. I go, actually, since 2004 she's been a B cup at most, but most likely an A. Can I give you some praise right now? You're actually never wrong about the jugs. Of course I'm not. I'm like, she has a nice set of cans. You're like, she did up until the fall of 2012.

If you get a degree, do you not know what you're talking about? I've got an online degree in Big Tits. Never wrong. That sounds like a beautiful country memorial song. He was never wrong about the jugs. The jug never let him down. Yeah, but it's sad.

We were talking about it's a trend you see all too commonly is the actress with great big naturals and slowly it gets lost over time to, you know. The weight loss for acting. They never think to try and get like back reinforcement. Can't they start with the back? Yeah, get like your spinal column fused.

Yeah, figure that out. Yeah, dummy. Where's the back doctor? That guy would make a killing. Just get a neck pillow Yeah, do some fucking handstands. How about you fucking deal with it? Deal with pain for me. You're with it. Oh, it hurts when I it's so painful when I walk How about you just lay down and never get back? Oh, how about your only stand then when we're doing like right having some sex?

Yeah, and then after that put you right back in your car Yeah, and then after that put you right back in your car Oh your back hurts well my balls hurt because I can't bust to your fat tits no more, huh dumbass Turning them into the troglodyte pillows from both. Yeah. Yeah. No like we're like a filing cabinet where you pull out a little fucking lady with these You pour out you pull a human person out of a big filing cabinet Jack off to her and put her back Yeah, we talked about jugs so much on this show. It's crazy. Yeah, I think that's most of our appeal But that's our love for women. Yeah, exactly Mm-hmm love jugtok. You don't hear people respect women like us. No, I actually don't think you do you don't

Trust me. We love whores. Yeah, we're very like sex positive bod. Pro whore. But also we were like, we'll pee on them and put cigarettes out on them. Yes. Yeah. So we're the sex positive guys, but we're also like, the whores don't like us either.

Yeah. Yeah. But that's what we like to see. We like to sit right in the middle of issues where we don't take a hard stance and then just everybody gets mad at us all the time. Well, I will say this. So today we are recording at four o'clock Thursday,

5 p.m. Pacific Standard Time. My parents are in town. Dad has been laying in the yard. My parents are also in town. It's very funny, our parents are in town and I don't think either one of us has seen them. No, I woke up to them. Yeah, and then you ran out of the house

to do imaginary errands you made up You you were pouring milk down the sink. You're like I gotta go Out of milk Fortunately, I actually had real stuff to do the Katie's text me. She's like, yeah, they woke up the baby They kept slamming doors. Your dad won't stop talking about how his back hurts Keeps asking about backs. Yeah, yeah, you keep stretching in the yard. He lays on his back hurts, keeps asking about backs, back pain. He keeps stretching in the yard, he lays on his back and stretches.

No, I was with you guys on Tuesday, we went to Porto's to get a nice meal with your kids, and then I didn't know they were coming to town. I'm balls deep in moving, I'm just packing up boxes every day. Sad. And then Katie was like, your parents are coming to town two days from now,

and I deleted the last 30 seconds when she said that. I was like, I reject that, deleted, not dealing with it. That's why I say my parents instead of our parents, because you have such an emotional distance from them. Yeah, exactly. Thank you for saying that. And it said, you know, you're moving to a very liberal coastal city. The liberal San Diego. Big Libs, San Diego. Yep, yep. Big Libs San Diego. Yeah.

You're moving to San Diego, and right now, some of the, we're recording on the, a mere few hours ago, Elon Musk. And Trump were at war. Shots fired. Brrra, brrra, brrra!

It's awesome. Everything we've said for the last, what, five months? Hey, we were right about everything. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. We were just right too early, so we lost some money for it. And um.

And um. And Trump is handling it like a little puppy dog just nipping at his heels. He's like, he doesn't even, he's not even responding in a, you know, hey, faggot way. He's like being really, like placating him almost. I've been driving, so I haven't really got to keep up with it. Is he firing shots?

No, Elon's going crazy. Elon's going scorch mode on Twitter. It feels a lot like Seth Simons trying to cancel Shane. Yeah. Like it feels like the loser trying to get the big dog. But Trump's holding him, yeah he's holding him and he's like swinging under his arms a little bit. And then Trump was just like,

well I'll just cancel all your subsidies and keep your business afloat. So. But MAGA split, E-Miles-Chang. No more on the Trump train, he got off. He got on the Elon EV train. It's sad, it's retarded civil war. Trump is.

Tard against tard, brother against brother. Trump is burning Elon's cartoonishly oversized MAGA hats in the White House right now. But yeah, he said he's a pedophile. He's... He's actually called him a pedophile. Called him a pedophile. He said he was on the Epstein list,

which is also funny. He's like, I knew he was on the Epstein list. That was fine. Right, but I got him. I got him a lot. Yeah, he's like, I took my kid around him. I knew he was on the Epstein list. I took my human shield baby around him.

So, but I think it's, I love it. It's so entertaining. I love it kind of hope Because Trump's still obviously funny. Yes, how any Iraq? Yeah, I'm hoping he kind of like the ports Elon You think he can get him deported that'd be on that be so that would actually be an al-salvadorian Yeah work camp. Yeah, where they're just burning bodies and big piles Yeah work camp. Yeah, where they're just burning bodies and big piles They put they trump makes Elon where they like cartoonish Prison uniform like the black the stripe black and white. Yeah, like the Hamburg He makes him dress like the Hamburg making mine for lithium for the rest of his life. Yeah for his own company They can make him mine for the EV stuff send him to the camps. Why can't Elon go to the camps?

Yeah. Isn't that how Tolstoy and all those guys wrote their greatest work? Weren't they in work camps, from what I understand? I've never read the great Russians beside Chekhov. Weren't those guys in work camps? Maybe Elon will come up with some of his best ideas. Yeah, some of his most base memes.

Much like Dostoyevsky, he was about to be assassinated, came up with base heckin' memes. Come up with an electric chamber. Yeah, it's like the Dyson, he's like, this is half the ashes of the old chambers. You have no idea how many Jews are inside your couch. And we've actually, this chamber can reach the tough to find Jews deep in the corners of your building.

So my kind of hot take on it, driving over here, is that I think blue sky won, because the leftist kind of left X for the most part, and droves went to blue sky, the maggot people had no one left to fight with, so they started eating each other alive, and now they're- It's a bunch of cannibals. Yeah.

Because they have to fight somebody. Yeah, they're all turning on Trump. Cat Turd took a knife away from his dog's throat and started tweeting about it. And then accidentally dropped the knife into his dog's back. Boing. And it went boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.

Ian Miles Chong saying Trump should be impeached and Elon should be. He says, he said he should be impeached. Impeached, it's amazing. It rules. Yeah. Yeah, it kicks ass. Yeah, this rocks actually.

Yeah, it's biased. Frickin' biased. Blue Sky won. Roxane Gay won. Patton Oswalt won. Is she still alive, Roxane Gay? Yeah, I think they're developing a bigger iron lung for her.

She's hibernating right now. They built an iron lung that looks like a waffle press at a hotel. You flip it every five minutes when it beeps. But yeah, I think you're right. It's without a common enemy. When your common enemy is gone, you have to consume yourself a little bit.

And Alex Jones is choosing the side of Trump. Alex Jones is, he's talking about Palantir now. He's like, this is great, I love it. You know, communism, social credit score, I love it. You were saying like, it's actually good. They ate babies, but here's why that's a good thing. He goes, I'm actually, I'm pro baby eating right now. I'll put a baby on a big brisket sandwich

and I'll eat them up. Me and Hillary eating babies, I love it. Yeah, if your whole retort is, why do you guys talk about this so much? Why are you guys obsessed over this? That means you don't have an argument. To us? Yeah, well when they go,

cause I saw the clip of Alex on Infowars talking about the surveillance state that Trump is handing the keys to, Patriot Act 9,000. And Alex is like, I don't know why you guys obsess over this and talk about it so much. I watched a three minute clip where he said nothing. That was like his whole start was obsessing over that type of shit. Yeah, post 9-11 and everything being against it.

But I'm still holding on to Alex. I told you guys I love him too much. He's dear and dear to my heart. Love the studio, love his voice. He's one of the greatest broadcasters of all time. He's hilarious. I just, at the end of the day, I don't give a shit. I don't lose sleep over stuff.

And I always side with funny. Trump's hilarious. Alex is hilarious. I'm going with Trump 100%. Over Elon? Over 100% over Elon. 100%. Trump is, I don't even care if he was on Epstein's Island.

We've already argued about this. He loves big adult tits, okay? I don't think he's morally against pedophilia. I think he's just like, net my thing, but to each their own. Aesthetically, he's against it. Like I don't think he gives a shit on a, yeah. But just aesthetically, he's like, not for me,

I love big, giant, juicy tits. He's like, Frank, I think being a pedophile for women, for children, is gay. I love big juicy tits. And him being associated with Epstein and the, that's like saying like Rickles was in the mob to me. I'm like, they needed a comic on the flights. You know Trump was killing it.

But yeah, so now I'm waiting for Trump to actually get a little sassy back. He's being sassy, but he hasn't said, he hasn't headshotted Elon yet. Elon's been going off today. Yeah, I think the magic of it, I was kinda texting you guys, is that they both just refuse to stop.

So they might kind of like, it's like a perpetual motion machine. They'll just keep talking about each other for three and a half years, probably. Elon said, I think, he goes, you'll be president for three and a half more years, I will live 40 plus. Yeah, unless my penis and plan explodes and kills me. Yeah, I'll pull him up right now girl So is he depressed is that why he has the black

Profile picture yeah, yeah, he's like nobody only real ones hit up my phone right now He's just retweeting probable fake guys. Don't know who these people are. He's just retweeting guys who like, Elon kicks ass and Trump sucks actually. He's retweeting fucking Trump partying with Epstein. Holy shit, he's like a woke guy now. Yeah, he's woke again.

I think he's getting like, liberals are gonna start buying Teslas again. I like it. You're gonna have to sell your Tesla. I now. Yeah. Yeah, you're you have a fucking fag mobile Now now that instead of a swastika those are eight dicks laid across each other It's a rat king at a gay orgy exactly eight gay guys That's a drawing of an asshole Exactly. Eight gay guys got their dicks stuck together. That's not a swastika, that's a drawing of an asshole.

Cause you have a gay lib car now. The Trump terrorist will cause a recession in the second half of this year. Concerning, he's retweeting. Whatever, just the usual suspects, Scott Adams. The relationship between Trump and Epstein is well established. Oh, he's going off! Trump, yeah. Yeah.

Oh my God! It's like you're running his account. Yeah. Well, I even calmed like you're running his account. Yeah. Well I even calmed down about this stuff. I know. People were like stop talking about Trump's association with the EPC and I was like alright, I'm an idiot, I don't know anything, whatever.

I obsess over stuff, I'll move on. And now Elon is like, he's leading it. He's been listening to Lemon Party. He's picked up the insufferable torch. Elon starts tweeting about double vodka don and shitting all over Dave Portnoy. Yeah, Elon and Portnoy fell within 24 hours. Dude, the pillars of the old world are falling so fast.

Isn't Adrian Dittman him? Supposedly, yeah. Supposedly, that's what people say. He's retweeting himself. Yeah. In light of the president's statement about cancellation of my government contract, SpaceX will begin decommissioning its Dragon spacecraft immediately.

What is that? What is that? What is the Dragon spacecraft? I'll look it up, I'm curious. I do love that those guys, everything they name, it's the big beautiful bill, the Dragon spaceship. It's like 12 year olds naming projects. Yeah, really, it's a football coach versus his nerdy son.

Fuck all these websites and their ads. What is the Dragon spaceship? Hold on, let me just do, you know what I'm gonna start doing? I'm just gonna do Google AI stuff, fuck it. Who cares a shit? Yeah, let's get the wrong answer up there. What is the dragon spaceship? The SpaceX Dragon spacecraft is a family

of reusable spacecraft designed and manufactured by SpaceX. It has two main variants, the Crew Dragon, which transports astronauts to and from the International Space Station, and the Cargo Dragon, which carries cargo to the ISS. The Dragon spacecraft is known for its reliability. Yeah, supposedly people are still up there and you can make antennas and talk to them

at certain hours of the day. There's people still staying stuck in space? I don't think they're stuck. I think we sent new people up in their place just to chill. It looks kind of kick ass. Yeah, it looks all right. It doesn't look like a dragon though. What are they doing for Elon?

They're just looking for Jews on the moon? Yeah, they're trying to fly Palestinians into space. Launch them into Saturn. Shuba Shanshu Shooklew will dock dragon to space station? Cool man, that's awesome Whatever hmm Well yeah big day. Oh, I do love the Indian guys whose names are do-op freestyles from the 50s Man he is he's going I've never seen someone go this crazy

But it's crazy this morning it started. I was watching Trump speak and he was just like, you know, I'm a little disappointed in Elon. He knew about the bill, he saw the bill. He saw the bill, a little disappointed, then after that, Elon was just like, you're a pedophile. You're a pedophile, I worked for you for six months knowing you're a pedophile. I'm a pedophile employee.

Yeah, I helped a pedophile win. Yeah, as you so claim. As you so claim. Mr. Musk. And you know what's sad too? Can we pour one out? Because we lost Club Random and we lost WTF with Mark Maron in the same week.

I know. But Club Random's over too? All the giants are falling. No, no, no. They just shut down their production company. They're still doing Club Random. Oh, people messaged me it was actually done. I thought it was the production company.

They're still, they can never end Club Random. I'll kill myself. That's what I was thinking, but some people told me club random was over. I'll try to build Mars house. I'll kill myself He has to keep club random guy was I was holding the fort that but it was happy club random taught me how to be weird No Studios, the studios. Yeah, that's a big hit. They made a lot of great stuff. Studios, yeah, studios is just a fake thing. People with podcasts make up.

Yeah, it's just another like S Corp that they make or something. You've known the amount of like podcast users, they're like, hey, we'd love to work with you guys, take 10% of your money and do nothing for you. It's fake. But WTF is ending. Yeah, he is ending WTF.

Yeah. You guys both listen to WTFTF. I'm not even joking. Recently. We both just started getting into it. In the last five months, I started listening to it again. I didn't for a decade. I literally had to wait for Libs to be dead for two years before I could start listening to WTF.

So it doesn't annoy me too much. I was hoping for the day one of us could get on. Would have been incredible. He'd love that. Yeah. I'm sure he would. Yeah. You're on WTF. He's like that. I'm sure he would. Yeah. You're on WTF.

He's like, so who are your guys? And you just go, Jew! Just screaming. Just screaming at him, yeah. You're like the Jew guy, right? Yeah, man, I'm vaguely aware of you, man. No, I was literally on the way here. I was listening to him and the guy who played Richard Jewell,

Paul Walter Hauser, which was pretty great. It was because it was just Paul Walter Hauser being like, I love God. I'm addicted to jacking off. And just Mark kind of making vague, like, do you hate Jews? Like, what's good? Do you hate us? Like, what's going on?

Did you really confront him about, like, Jewish racism? No, it's part of the reason I love Mark. And this is a podcast about podcasts. It's part of the reason I love Mark, and this is a podcast about podcasts. It's part of the reason I love Mark, is he always has kind of an agenda going with a guess. So he figured out Paul Walter Hauser's Lutheran, so he's kind of trying to dig it. But you guys hate Jews, right?

Kind of the whole interview, and I like it. He'll ask questions where he doesn't quite catch his tone, and he'll be like, what does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean, man? Yeah. He'll ask questions where he doesn't quite catch his tone and he'll be like, well, what does that mean? Yeah. What does that mean, man? Yeah. He's trying to read in between something and. Yeah, he's fantastic.

I'm excited to see what's next for Mark. I think he could. Yeah, what 35 year old will he date next? I have a feeling leaving the country is next. Well, that's the thing, those guys talk about how they love the country so much, and then as soon as shit hits the fan, they like leave. So you're abandoning your family

that you supposedly love so much. Does it really make sense? It seems like you're a coward. I mean, yeah, I don't know. I love Mark Maron, but it is funny. He's like, you know. Impending fascism, people are evil. I mean, I was talking about it the other day

with my 16-year-old girlfriend and son. I was ranting at my gardener about fascism and he was like, can I get back to the line? I was like, what does that mean? Like, are we not good? What's going on? I can't believe it's just like the tides are turning in such a way that no one really like,

Cat Turd was updating everybody minute by minute with everything. And then as soon as the Elon turned, these guys don't know which line in the sand to cross. Because once they cross it once, they're gonna lose half their followers one way or the other. And this is how these guys make a living right now.

It's like the stock market. You're like, is it a Lib market? Is it a Republican market? Well, you kind of have to like pick. What's cringe, what's base. It's constantly changing all the time. Every two years, it's like, yeah, it's a new thing. It's like now, you know, conservative is cringe, you know?

In two years, like Elon, like you said, we'll be fucking, we'll be like lib as fuck again. I understand that, everybody understands that, but now it's moving so quickly, it seems like- It's hard to keep up. It's chaos. It's a game of palm. Every day you have to wake up and find out

what's cringe and what's based, and it switches. I know. From morning to lunch. I know. And it's the things you would least expect, you know, you're just like, I don't know, or you're like, oh, slavery was based, I guess. Yeah, like, all right, I can make it another four months until it's cringe again.

I was under the impression it was cringe. Hey, do you like check the trades, you're like, all right, for the next six months, Hitler kicked ass, I guess. So I can go on my griff. You put it on a calendar. Yeah, you're like, hey, guys, big announcement. Next six months of the Flagrant 2 podcast,

Hitler kicked ass. We're going to have a meeting. Yeah, we're having an all hands on deck. Don't criticize Hitler. He rocked shit. Schultz has a big whiteboard, and all of his guys are standing there. And then there's a cringe column and a base,

and they're taking things and moving them. It's like Moneyball. He's like, we can't afford to make fun of Jews, but there are four minorities we could use to replace Jews. Indians, blacks, gays. What do you got? Throw them out. Hit me. Hit me.

What do you got? They're like, Jews would be pretty good. They're like, we can't do the Jews. Not gonna do it right now. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it right now. Not gonna do it. Not gonna do it right now. Talk to me in three months. Talk to me after Portnoy gets crucified

outside Barstool Studios. He can't even do the pizza reviews anymore. People are driving by. Screaming at him. Yelling at him. Can they let a man just do his art? Can you at least let him work on his art? Let a dancer dance.

Jesus Christ. I mean, if a guy was stepping in front of Picasso between him and his palette of paint, you know. You should never bring politics up during a performance. You know, let him get through the performance. Let the arts be for itself. He's doing brilliant stuff. Let him finish one slice.

Yeah. He's a retarded ugly man eating pizza by a street sign. Can you let him work? Let him cook. But Devin, he's also a boring degenerate. Who's kind of a pedophile. Who posted Tom Brady's naked child on the internet and wouldn't take it down until the cops showed up.

That was the funniest thing to me. He's literally done 17 years of child porn and rape jokes. He's like, if you make fun of Jews, people will die die. It's like you've done actual rape for the last 20 years What are you talking about? Yeah kicks ass I was dying I don't know the guys but I was dying at that guy in the corner just not speaking for 45 minutes while they were screaming At each other. Oh we're port. Well, have people seen that should I play that clip? I think people I mean, it's like a truly seen by now

But yeah, it's like a 30 minute long thing. I'm a lot screaming at his employee about about jujokes Yeah Want me to kick you Kirk if you just want me to kick him out not mention it not care that this Shut it up if you just want me to ignore. Tell me don't tell me to shut up Don't shut the fuck up you bald fuck. Okay, go ahead. Dave Porter I was that just takes it kill. I'll never recover then working at Barstow's that big a deal for this guy I mean, come on. You just take that shit. He mentions his salary is his a million. His salary, it's insane. They're gonna dissolve. They're gonna have to be turning in their flat brim soon.

There'll be a big pile of flat brims in Manhattan, like Auschwitz shoes. There'll be actual smoke snaps. Yes, it'll be smoke. Yeah, they'll all be trying to kill themselves, but Double Donka will, he'll bounce off the scene. Double Donka. Double Donka.

Double Donka Don. You know what's right? There probably is a guy there named Double Donka Don. Double Wonka. Double Wonka Don. Double Donka. Double Donka. Double Donka Don. You know what's right? There probably is a guy there named Double Donka Don. Double Wonka. Double Wonka Don. Double Donka Don. Hey, it's me, I'm Double Donka Don. I'm the Waluigi for Double Vodka Don.

By the way, Dave Fortnoy has hair transplants. Did you know that? So he was going bald and got hair transplants, so it's not even, you can't do that. You know what's funny? Eliza Sledginger does that where she shits on girls who had plastic surgery and she's had plastic surgery. I'm glad he did, otherwise he'd be off putting.

I'm totally, I hate him now. I was always kind of like, whatever, he sucks, but he has a big, I don't fucking know, it looks fun to work there, you just eat pizza and fucking whores all day, I don't even know what's going on, now I'm, so over it, so over it. Well, yeah, I remember you woke up with a hangover in Austin and you looked at Twitter and you're like,

ah, Ben's just still going off. You're like, you need to calm down. Yeah, well I was, you know. And now the entire internet is like. They all, it's all, they all turn. You're like a fucking, you're a wizard. I tell people I'm so far behind that I'm ahead. Yeah, you are.

You truly are. It's like if I was about to get lapped, but I'm technically for this lap, I'm ahead of everybody in some weird way. Some people are so in it. It's happened so much, I'm not kidding, sometimes you'll come to us with a business decision that's like, hey, what if we started giving

all the money away, and I go, all right, fine, fuck it. He's probably right. I don't know. Whatever. Whatever, it'll come back somehow. Yeah. Yeah. The wise retard.

Yeah, I also saw, I didn't know this, this is very funny. People have been sharing every group picture he's in, he stands on his tiptoes for a group picture. It's very funny. Have you seen the end of this clip? Let me see. There is a clip, there's a picture of Portnoy standing next to a jockey that rides horses

and the jockey is taller than him. Which is so good. Also just like every other tweet of his lately is like, they just started serving high noons at this local pub. Or like, I'm at the airport in Newark, and we did it, everybody. Who is like, yeah! Who out there is a fan of that? That's like, partner, got high noon at the airport!

Kill yourself, you're a worthless human being. If you're a fan of him, you should be shot in the street. That's the funny thing about him losing, he lost retards somehow. He lost idiots. Literally because idiots are like, but I fucking hate you. Yeah, yeah.

You can't say that. And then he lost retards. Yeah, unbelievable. He sucks ass. Katie just texted me that dad hasn't moved from the couch. He's probably dead. And hasn't helped at all. He's probably dead.

She should go check his pulse. Every morning you have to hold a mirror up to his nose. Like, see if the calf made it through the night in the barn. All right, let's see this. No, I'll see them tomorrow morning. I'll come over tomorrow. Dude, I love when they come to town. It's so funny.

It's so funny. I can't wait to see what happens. I'm so busy. I'm just like I love when they come to town, it's so funny. Yeah. It's so funny, I can't wait to see what happens. I'm so busy, I'm just like, why this weekend come to town, I don't know where. Oh, they're just helping me and Katie. Fucking assholes. They're the sweet, lovely people. Fucking assholes, seeing their grandchildren

being helpful. They're coming and making it more difficult for me and my wife, by helping. True. Yeah. They're giving your daughter whippets. Your mom's trying to give her whipped cream and she doesn't realize there's nothing left.

She's getting eyes shit. Hey, we taught Lada how to ghost ride the whip. They're teaching her like hood shit. Dude, I had to go get a big jar of honey. Katie was like, go to the grocery store, get a big jar of honey because your dad's coming to town. My dad puts like three tablespoons of honey every morning in his coffee and stirs it.

Yeah. It's crazy. Is that not insane behavior to you? You just spray the honey on a wall with a spoon so he can lick it off. Yeah. The way you give a, you freeze peanut butter on a thing and give it to a dog.

Yeah, so a dog, if you have like a German shepherd that you don't like give enough Training and it's it's slowly going insane and wants to kill itself. I'll give you something that's impossible to eat for four hours Just to tire you out. So you go to fucking bed Do I want to see the rest of this? Yeah clip again. Here we go. Okay, go ahead. How's that? Oh, it's Tell me don't tell me to shut I thought this guy handled it pretty well too. Shut the fuck up you bald fuck. Okay, go ahead. How's that? Oh, it's kill. I'll never recover from that dude. Go ahead, continue. I'll never recover. Well, you're the one who like, oh, big boss man. Don't tell. I'll tell you work for me. Okay, go ahead, continue. You little bitch, you work for me. Sure, you bet. For now. Oh, you don't?

For now? Quit. I don't care. I'll see 500 grand. Is this show or not a show? Like is this show or not a show? Like we can't have a conversation? You're an idiot. Okay, can you just stop? You're literally saying people should be allowed to make Jew jokes, say whatever they want, right fucking now. Yes, I think people should be allowed to make jokes. So how many motherfucking Jews have to be killed before you stop? Kirk, if you just want me to- 60 years ago, you smash cut, it's Dave Fortnoy saying the exact same thing to Howlin' Wolf.

Ha ha ha! You work for me, you big black motherfucker! You black son of a bitch! Now sign this paperwork, that means I get all your money forever. Ha ha ha! I get it all! Yeah.

I just love this guy on the left who you can tell came from an abusive household just zoning out out of reflex. Yeah. Doesn't give a shit. Just collecting a paycheck. Just literally being like, I saw my mom hit my dad a bunch so I know how to zone out really well now, disassociate.

Has he respond like, I mean, is he just moving along with this? I don't know, I try not to pay attention as much as possible if you could imagine. Like I actually like, because I just obsess over it. So, and also I think he kind of just makes money. It feels like if I pay attention he wins,

so I try to pay attention as little as humanly possible. But he's gonna get a little something from me from time to time. Oh no, no, yeah, now is the more than, yeah. Now more than ever. You can't put the guns down now. You kidding me? Well, I feel like the armies have descended upon him

and I can kind of like rest. I feel like I was the, it was glory when I was the first guys going in with a bunch of black guys on horses. Yeah, you were the first, you were like, if this man gets accused of being an anti-Semite, who will take his place Yeah, it was like that type of shit. Yes. Yeah the Calvary arrived

Yeah, but it's not what you have to do is you have to wait for them to be gay in a way that their fans Also don't like you can use that to you make that point out all the things you don't actually So is he yelling about Jews dying because it's the like that guy through the Molotov cocktails at the thing recently or something And like yeah, was that in Philly or in the bar thing? And the guy that show the guy that shot the to the couple at the Israeli Embassy Yeah, you converted to like Judaism and right so it's like yeah That's there's some Jewish terrorism going on, but it's that's I mean every You know that mm-hmm when Dylan Roof shot like 10 black people at a church

or then that guy in Buffalo, like what was, is there a war on black people? I think they started selling a Dylann Roof hat, you know? Yeah. Like he's always, somebody sent me this, he named the podcast The N-Word back in the day, like in 2014 or something like that. Dylann Roof?

No, Portnoy. Oh, fuck, I would not watched the Dillon Roof podcast. Yeah, it's actually really good. Was it on Barstool? It's on Barstool, yeah. It's presented by DraftKings. Yeah, Dillon Roof does this podcast with David Lucas. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Motherfucker, motherfucker, look at my- You look like you wanna shoot me in a church. Lloyd Christmas ass. Lloyd Christmas ass, motherfucker. look at my. You look like you wanna shoot me in a church. Lloyd Christmas ass. Lloyd Christmas ass, motherfucker. Yeah, every episode ends with him

getting his brains blown out. That's gonna be like the next Candice Owens documentary. She's like talking to Dylann Roof in prison. She's like. It's like Capote falls in love with him. So you shot a bunch of black people. Do you wanna suck my cock? Do you wanna be gay with me?

Dude, I kinda wanna look up what Dylann Roof looks like now. You think he kept the simple jack cut? I don't know. Possibly, who knows? What if he's all like- I'm gonna type in, where is Dylann Roof now? What if he looks all black now? He's like a wigger.

He's got like cornrows and fucking post-molem. That was rock. Where is Dylan roof now? Seven years since the sentencing I guess I got to see an updated mugshot No, he hasn't been out Did he go into like a black church where like people were wearing like the big Easter Sunday like big purple? I think he shot he shot like people are wearing like the big Easter Sunday, like big purple? I think. He shot like 12 people dressed like Steve Harvey. That damn right.

You did a laughing sound. It is, it was funny. Sorry. It's funny. It's a fine line there, man. It was funny. How many people have to die before I stop making those jokes?

Hold on. How many people have to die before I stop making those jokes? What what does Dylan Roof look I gotta see if he kept he kept the cut He got the cut still Is he all chopped up that he that they haven't released them? He hasn't even been out are these people even real who know they always find a diary of these guys like same with the Aurora shooter, where they're like, I want to do a shooting because of white supremacy. And the rise of the far right.

I did a shooting because I hate Palantir. I hate Palantir. Yeah, it always feels, it just feels so forced and psy-oppy. Well yeah, so that's what I'm saying, like, you know. Is a black, you didn't see like black people like yelling about, like a black CSA, like don't make any fucking black jokes or make like, you know, cause of these shootings.

Right. So there's like what, four people died recently. You didn't see Dave ever give a shit about any of these things. No, I didn't care about any of that. Ever. You can make any joke you wanted on all of the things. No, I didn't care about any of that. Ever. Ever. You can make any joke you wanted on all of his shows. Yeah, like he posted Tom Brady's son's penis

and didn't take it down until authorities got involved. There's famous clips of him being like, I think rape jokes are funny, I'll continue to say rape jokes. You can't make your point and then not make your point when it comes to your group of people. I'm sorry, I told you guys, if we did Lemon Party for 17 years

and then we're like, white people are off limits. Do not make fun of white people. It's silly. I think it feels like Michael Rapoport bit Portnoy. Like sinners. Yeah, like a Dracula? Yeah, like retarded entertainer sinners. I like that Nazi. I like that. Michael Rappaport like crawled into his high rise at night.

Sunk his teeth into him. And he goes, I'm going to end you too. So you're going to be so fucking annoying online. You're going to be the worst person alive online. You're going to be the most annoying Jewish guy of all time. You're going to be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated. You're going to be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated. You're going to be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated.

You're going to be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated. You're going to be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated. You're going to be tweeting from your. You're gonna be so insufferable. You're gonna be the worst person alive online. You're gonna be the most annoying Jewish guy of all time. You're gonna be tweeting from your penthouse how you're being exterminated. It's gonna suck. You're gonna lose everything. But you will gain $20 million from APEC. Michael Rappaport is obsessed with basketball

and the Knicks his whole life. He's like courtside. He's like, I know you, I fucking love the Knicks all the Knicks players Like I'm a black Israel. I Would shove you headfirst into a garbage disposal No idea the lengths my racism goes against Jewish people even cat even cat hates juice. I'm hanging out with Stephen Jackson Cat hates choosing he's gay We all hate him

Is there a chance that like Shaq and and Charles Charles Barkley start doing a podcast where they're talking about everything that's going on? Because I love you. Chuck, Chuck, stop talking about the Jays, Chuck. Possibly. You're going a little too hard on the Jays, Chuck. You need to cool your Jays a little bit. What did they do?

What did they do? What did they do, Chuck? What did they do, Chuck? Tell them. What did the Jays do this week, Chuck? Tell them, Chuck. I said, those Jays look silly in they hats. Oh, come on now, you can't, nah, come on now.

Big dog, put that on a T-shirt. Chuck, if you're talking about Jays, it better be Jordans. Those locks look gay as hell. Turn them into cornrows or something. I know you gotta be hot in them coats. With them bald women walking around Williamsburg. We know what's under that wig.

Tell them Chuck. Tell them Chuck. Chuck, you know a lot about Jews, Chuck. Ernie's like, can we get to the highlights? Yeah. I saw Ernie and Shaq have a podcast though, or Ernie and Charles Barkley or something. Sure, they all have a bunch of spin-off

little tiny bullshit. Yeah, they all have. I need Chuck and Shaq together. They're gonna come back next year. Yeah, they're on ESPN, it'll suck and then they'll immediately quit. Something will happen. They're the funniest guys to ever live.

It's my favorite, it's the most comforting show there is like on TV to me. I genuinely got a little emotional that last episode, just I'm like, oh, it's gonna be gone. Even the music, it's like a chorus of my life. It's the end of the night. It's just the, I just, I fucking love it.

It's so nice. They won't have rights to show basketball clips, I believe. When they do it on, TNT somehow still wants to do it with them, but like, yeah, no rights to basketball. I don't fucking know. I think if ESPN has any fucking sense, they'll do the exact same fucking show.

Yeah, literally the exact same show. Inside the NBA, it'll be the exact same. But you know they won't. They'll literally be like, okay, Michelle Beutel has to be on spinning a big wheel of topics you talk about. They're gonna bring on a bunch of carnival-barking idiots. Yeah, Kendrick Perkins comes on, you guys all slap him with wet fish.

Kendrick Perkins will have the worst takes of all time. Be like, this basketball built different in these days. You're a little, Shaq, you know nothing. You were beat by Eric Carter. Yeah. Shaq, you don't know nothing. Me, I scored one point my entire career on accident. Devin was showing me these Stephen A. Smith clips where Stephen A. is like, I'm not gonna talk about

LeBron being the greatest of all time and all that stuff, and the stuff with LeBron's kid. The kid stuff, yeah, LeBron, Bronnie. And I didn't know this thing about Stephen A. Cause Stephen A. Smith kicks ass, he's so awesome. I love him, he says a lot of wrong shit, but he's everywhere. That's his job.

And he's also, he's ubiquitous. I'm just fascinated by his work ethic, he's everywhere, he's his job. He's doing it on purpose. He's ubiquitous. I'm just fascinated by his work ethic. He's everywhere. He's 17 places at once. He's what the job should be, though. Every single topic that comes on, he has this well-informed take on something. It might be wrong, but he can argue it.

It's funny. But Devin showed me Stephen A. Smith's show, and there's this worthless woman on it. Oh, yeah, yeah, Monica. Mina? Monica. I don't know. Oh, yeah, yeah, Monica. Mina? Monica. I don't know. The interrupter on first take.

Fuck, what's her name? How do I not remember her fucking name? I don't know. She was dating Jalen Rose for a while. Not Monica. Molly, Molly Kerim. Molly Kerim. Yeah, all those shows have like one porn star

that all the analysts go like, shut the fuck up. And then once every five years, they accuse everybody shows have like one porn star that all the all the the analysts go like shut the fuck up Mm-hmm, and then once every five years they accuse everybody of like rating them. Yeah, is this the no, this is hit This is look right here. Yeah, right. This is the thing. You showed me and I was laughing so hard So like you can't put this on YouTube though, by the way. Oh you sure yeah, we're back on YouTube. Yeah Well, can I show a picture of her sure Sure. They'll take down ESPN stuff? Did you get that with hate-watch? Yes, it's ABC. Yeah, 100%.

I thought just NBC was the one pulling everything. This isn't the news. But yeah, this is the girl here, and she kind of mildly introduces a topic, Jace, for like five seconds, and Stephen just starts talking over. He just goes off. And then the camera just pushes her off screen, and you never see her for 17 more minutes.

Yeah, they're like, go back in the box. It's literally the modern equivalent. Like Stephen Ismael's like James Cagney just shoving a pie in her face and then he just goes off. It's great. Yeah. She introduces it and he just walks over her immediately and you just forget she even exists.

But she's apparently the co-host of the show. No, every 30 minutes she has to go back into a closet and get fucked by Shannon Sharpe Just getting railed by by the most athletic 50 year old black man in the world Whenever I think it was the Seahawks won the Super Bowl or maybe the Vikings was a purple team. Who's purple? purple purple team 60 years. This must have been like they have won. This must have been 2014 Super Bowl.

OK, I was at a Super Bowl party at Abilene Christian University. OK, there were four people there because it was like we were the guys that like smoked weed. So we were prized. So it was like I was just there to smoke weed. Yeah. And it was a huge living room. And there was this one girl there who? Her whole thing everyone knew about her. She used to be addicted to heroin Nice, which is great because at a Christian University, it's like she used to be on heroin She was like totally she seemed totally normal

But there's this one guy I knew there who's the fifth guy there They they both disappeared kind of at random moments And I was just we were just smoking on the couch and didn't know what was going on and at some point they came back and in his knee her His knees were all red her knees were red hell Yeah, and then me and the guy left with my friend and he was like he's like yeah during the halftime show I went and we I fucked her in the closet doggy style You just like he said he like power fucked her and she got, doggy style. He said he power fucked her,

and they got down on their knees, and he just power fucked the fuck. And it was the first time he met her. Just four people at a random Super Bowl party. We did the Super Bowl Beagle thing, that infamous photo. If someone was addicted to heroin at some point, I'm assuming you can just fuck them in a closet upon date.

No, that's literally like, in college you have the type of friends where you're like, a guy's literally like, check pot, this woman has been abused to shit. I'm gonna go fuck her in the closet. Check pot. Check pot. I'm fucking her under all of her clothes in her closet.

Yeah. I don't even think it was his closet. No, he went into a random closet. He went into a random closet. I don't even think it was his closet. I think it was a random closet. He went into a random closet. But does it make sense, because they could have closed the bedroom door. I've always wondered why they fucked in the closet. He probably wanted to show her

that he had so little respect for her, that he fucked her in a closet. It kind of felt like the setting she deserved. Right, yeah. I'm surprised he didn't fuck her in a grave. That he made her dig. He goes, dig it, and I'll fuck you in it. Then he hit her over the head with a shovel

and started burying her. I kind of, you know what I miss? I kind of miss like weed friends where you hang out with someone because they have weed. Do you remember like those, you'd be like, they suck, but they always have weed. Do you remember those, you'd be like, they suck, but they always have weed. They're like a minor weed dealer type of guy. It's hard to find weed.

They're gonna smoke you out. They died. One of the guys I knew died. How did he die? Was it your neighbor that you'd buy weed from? Yeah, but not that guy. I'm saying out of high school and stuff, there was this retarded Korean kid

that everyone thought sucked ass, but he always had weed, and he was a big drug addict guy, and he would take us to Korean barbecue high, and we'd just eat tons of, he would pay for it. His parents were rich. Then he started getting into crime, and he did a home invasion or something, and then his parents sent him back to Korea, and so he had to be in the military in Korea. Or something. and he did a home invasion or something, and then his parents sent him back to Korea,

and so he had to be in the military in Korea or something. Yeah, no, he didn't die in the military. Then he somehow made it back, and then he died of an overdose or something, and I remember multiple people that knew him. I remember being with somebody, and people went into his house, and he had all these shoes

and Nike dunks and jerseys and people were just like raiding the house. How long had he been dead? How long had he been dead? He was dead, I don't know how long. After he was dead they raided his shed. Cause it was one of those Korean households where the parents were never there,

no one quite knew what was going on. They're running the store. Wait, was this the guy, you said you knew a guy who got a mail order bride and the mail order bride you pretty sure killed the white guy. That's another guy, yeah. Different guy, different guy. Is that a story I'm making up?

No, that's real too. I don't think we've told that. I believe it to be true. A lot of people that I went to school with have said like, no, don't do that, don't get into it. But I was like, well, the parents didn't go to the, the parents didn't want her at the funeral. Well, that's a whole separate story.

Anyway, these people raided this dead Korean hypebeast's room, and I think I had a pair of shoes from this dead kid. I had a pair of LeBrons that one of my friends gave me, and I was like, where'd you get this? And he was like, from So-and-So's house. And it was one of those homes where it was just like, you know, it was the Korean house,

like the Swiffer wet jet in the corner. It always smelled clean, but there was bongs everywhere, and the parents were never there, and they had a little piece of shit dog in the corner being tortured that was never allowed to leave, and it would just shit and piss in the corner or whatever outside. And you'd just play video games and smoke weed,

and the guy would sell drugs out of there, and it was this big home in like La Crescenta Hills. The parents went over there and after he died, people raided his room. You guys were like little pirates. But those Korean hypebeasts, they have good shit. They have a lot of good shit. People were like, yeah, these are the Jordan 3.

People were like, no, I'm sad and shit. I'm sad. I'm sad, like I'm crying. No, no, no, doc, I wanna wear them in his memory. I imagine people showing up to his house with flowers and then realizing the parents weren't home and then throwing the flowers and just running through his room.

Yeah, dude, check it out. I got three extra small Iverson jerseys. It was really tragic, but it was the type of kid literally parents got hit. He crashed four fucking insane cars and his parents just get him a new one, just get away from, they weren't even there half the time. Some Koreans are wild.

It's a weird, you think they're in the mafia, but the dad just runs a carpet business or something. It's very weird. They're shady about, they make shades of paint or something. They're well crescent to millionaires. Where you have 1.2 and that's gold. Were people taking like his like Tyler the Creator posters off the wall?

Like unping them and rolling them up in a tube? I don't know, I wasn't there for it. My friend told me it was kind of like insane and hilarious. Did they all do it at once? Was it like the gold rush? No, the house also had like an open door. Like the door was always unlocked. I have constant memories of being in cars outside of it,

like waiting for somebody to come out with weed or for him to come out. And it was one of those places, at the end of the night, you could drive to and just kinda open the door and he'd be playing video games and you could just... But he was a nice guy, but he was deprived of oxygen type of guy.

Like, a retarded drug addict's owner guy. He's like, my parents were so successful, I'm gonna die soon. Yeah. I was raised in an environment I'm gonna die soon. Yeah. I was raised in an environment that's gonna make me kill myself. We were at a, we were at Korea. I had access to everything and no love,

so I'm gonna be dead soon. He was like an injured bird or something, like a human, but yeah, I remember we were at Korean barbecue one time and he was buying like tons of the height beer and shit and he was, it was amazing. I miss him. He really paid for a lot of dinners. But this, I'm joking, it wasn't as callous,

but I remember he was so retarded one time, he was like, he was like, not to speak ill of the dead, but one time he was so retarded. You know what's so funny? I was looking at your shadow on the wall, it looks like devil horns behind you while you're saying this. I don't know if you can see that on camera.

No you can, Devin's covering it. Oh shit. It looks like you have devil horns right here. Your crazy hair. He was just like, I said like, there's a place in East LA called Dino's that it was like, I used to get like cheap, big like combo boxes of like chicken and,

it was like a fast food place. And I brought it up and he was like, yeah but like if you go there more than like three times, you'll have a heart attack. I was like, what? I was like, he's like, people have heart attacks at all times. And I was like, what do you,

I was like, it's unhealthy food, if you eat it all the time, you could eventually have it. He didn't even understand me getting that deep. Right, you're like, are you being, are you using hyperbole? He's like, what? Yeah, he literally, truly.

He's like, I don't know that rapper, who's hyperbole. It's the boogie man. Yeah. Like what? Sorry, I cut you off. No, it's fine. That's so funny. Hyperbole, I heard his mixtape, it was good.

But yeah, one of those guys that was so like, he was kind of such an idiot that when he died, people were like, was he even alive? Like, let's take his stuff. It's like the goldfish died. You're like, ah, this is sad, but. And obviously it's a comedy show, so I'm making it sound more callous than it was,

but I remember time moved on and I was like, I had a memory and I was looking down, I had these LeBron shoes and I was like, I don't buy LeBron, I don't even wear these shoes, I wear them when I play basketball sometimes. I was like, where'd I get these? I was like, oh yeah, my other friend brought those to me, and that guy died, and I remember he told me

they went into his home. It was like a like mic, they turned you into an Asian wigger. You put the shoes on, you get really dumb. Yeah, that kicks ass. Weirdly, he thought fast food was like the boogie man yeah if you eat it three times you die he looked around the Korean barbecue place he's like people have people have heart attacks are all the time yeah like Loki you got to watch what you eat you want to crush up this vent with me and smoke it those type of guys yes it is a fun part of being a kid. I remember in West Texas we knew a couple people.

I'm like, oh that guy's retarded and is going to get shot by the cops. And then they were. I remember there was this gigantic retarded guy. He was my size, but he was so fucking dumb. I had a flat top haircut. And he was a wigger with a flat top haircut. And I remember one time there was a girl, we were at lunch. And he's like, I got a lot of boxing skills and shit.

He's like, check this out, he's like, don't move, don't move. And there's just like, this girl was like five foot two, and he's just doing like shadow boxing right at her, right at her fucking, I swear to God, right at her face and just stopping like that short for like 30 seconds. He's like, if anyone of those can act, you'd be like fucking dead and shit.

And I remember he got pulled out of an assembly for like heckling and then giving the double fingers on the way out. And you're like, oh that guy is, a cop is gonna have to go to therapy because he killed that guy one day. Yeah. They always use the phrase, he wrapped his car

around a pole. Yeah. How did he do that? They're like, he somehow tied his car in a knot around a tree. Yeah. Those guys always die, like, those guys turn into smoothies when they die, you know?

Yeah, fuck it. Turn me into Jamba Juice. Yeah, they're like. Turn me into an Australia. Yeah, his fam is like, can we do an open casket? And they're like, I mean, if you want a bag in the casket, because that's what we're burying today. Is it a fuck bag?

Do you want something that looks like a hot pot? A seafood boil in a coffin? It looks like those bags you carry goldfish out of at PetSmart. That's what your son is in. Yeah, but if you punch the goldfish into a billion pieces. Yeah? Yeah.

Devin, can you talk about that white guy, the white incel you knew who married a... He wasn't an incel, he was like cool. His parents owned the, they were insanely wealthy apparently, I think they had ties to the San Diego Chargers or whatever, and this guy. Jace, San Diego. Hey.

Hey, you go to San Diego. That's where I'll be living. He was like ultimate like bro-y guy, like slept through every class, but like passed because his parents were just super wealthy or something. Did he make a male ordered bride? If he had.

He did, and I made that, but something happened. This woman from Korea that didn't have, like they married really quick and I saw the whole story on Facebook and the day he died of a heart attack, and he wasn't doing, he was sober out of nowhere, so he was sober at this time, died of a heart attack. He was like 27 at the time, right?

26? 23 maybe. Yeah. Like, within hours after he dies, she's posting like, miss you so much, I love you. Oh, so sad, I cry all the time. Yeah, like I cry, I remember, and all her much, I love you. Oh, so sad, I cry all the time. Yeah, like I cry, I remember.

And like all her pictures, she looked, she truly looked like not a real person, like pale white and just creepy shit. Posting like his journal stuff, like, I remember this, I love you so much. I remember when he wrote in his journal in Korean that he loved me and I should have all his money. And everyone was talking about it,

and I was like, what the fuck, yeah, what is going on? This is crazy, this bitch is posting all day, like he's not even cold yet. And then more stories came out that said she immediately called like a lawyer talking about the insurance and whose name it goes to, because they were legally married. She was 43 and he thought she was like 25.

He was retarded, kind of. Not to speak of the dead. But yeah, rest in peace, Tim. Retarded in peace. Retarded in peace. No longer will oxygen be a problem for you. Yeah, it was weird. I've had people tell me, like, I don't really know if it was that,

but everyone thought it was very bizarre. The family didn't want her at the funeral. Did the family ever dig into it? No, because I think they were just like, he was kind of a problem child, they had a lot to lose, and they didn't want, I don't know. I don't know.

They were very, like, big Pasadena family. Right, so like, big to do, can't have like a bad image stating their name. Don't even want to get involved in maybe like a good riddance. Maybe they hated him already for bringing in this, you know. Maybe gave her just like a sum of money, like hey, you need to disappear type of thing.

Yeah, beat it. Beat it, Kyung-Soo. But yeah, I mean, it was a bad look, because then they don't want to go on to be like, yeah, you're not a member of this family, we're not raising your little parasite children, and you know, like that type of shit. You lied about your age.

I don't know any mysterious death stuff. Like I don't have any stories like that. I've only known pedophiles in West Texas that have done pedophile stuff. And murder stuff. And B&E's, like meth shit. But Devin has like, that's the darkness of LA. There's weird truth behind stuff.

The high school shit. There's a kid that was dead at a party that me and John, or John was at, and they were just dragging his dead body around the whole night thinking he was just too drunk. They were going party to party. I cave, that's crazy. Yeah, Lib Tree.

It was the Project X days. The Project X guys were hosting parties in the San Gabriel Valley, and this one kid at one of the schools who was like, good student, not really, kind of was like, whatever, almost like gay, hung out with the girls, but was really good at school and decided to go all out one night

with all these people at this party. And John was there, John stepped over his body. He was just drunk, people just thought he was a drunk guy outside of the garage at this big house party. And then his other friends were putting him in the back seat and going to other parties and coming back and be like, dude, he's still out.

He's out and he's cold, he's so cold. And he died. And I remember the next day at school, people being like, holy shit, what the fuck? What did he die from? Overdose? Alcohol poisoning, yeah. That's why you love that movie,

there's one about kids going to a party and they murder a kid. Yeah, Alpha Dog. Alpha Dog really connected with me because I was like, I've been in weird situations, like that wasn't happening, but. You were maybe 20 minutes removed from a guy getting killed in the desert.

Yes, there was a lot of like Southern California, like they live in a big home in the La Cagnata Hills, but they pretend to be a gang member, and they actually are scarier than like an actual gang member down here, cause they like fuck with strangers. Yeah, cause they're so retarded. They have no enemy.

And they think there's no consequences to their actions. Yes, exactly. And so the alpha dog, I was like, I know these people. And they always run around with one Mexican guy that thinks that is like an angels fan Mexican that wants to deport his family. And he does hate. He's calling on you. He hates Mexicans.

Get him the fuck out. If you can't speak the fucking language, get the fuck out. Get him the fuck out If you can't speak the fucking language get the fuck out I kind of I do feel bad for Devin a little bit though because you did the whole like mystical like SoCal thing like the cool Devin never got the You go to a house party in the country. It's boring as shit. People are playing beer pong in the garage. It sucks ass and they're listening like Lil Wayne.

And then you're like, all right, I'm gonna leave. I'm gonna go drunk, drive home. You get in your car, you turn on the ignition and your headlights beam across a cotton field to just a fat girl getting butt fucked in the field. Just getting pounded. That rules. And you're like, oh, I thought they left.

They went to fuck in the, they're fucking in cotton. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, she's got like cotton in her pussy fuck in the, they're fucking in cotton. Yeah. Yeah, baby. Yeah, she's got like cotton in her pussy. It's getting like fucked into her pussy. There's a whole charm to that too. It's very- There's a charm to it.

There's a charm. In the country, oftentimes there's no bars. So you rely on the house parties. Yeah. But unfortunately it's never, no one has a nice setup. No, it's all terrible one has a nice setup. No, it's really all terrible. It's always terrible But I there was a couple Friends I had in Tuscola

That out it out in the country. They had the shitty hot tub on the back porch of a trailer Yeah, we're kind of just looks like a shitty above-ground pool But it's like somehow there's heat in it and you get a hot tub where they hot tub where they're like, we got it cheap cause a kid died in it. So we got it half off. And it boiled the kids. It boiled them and I, you know, I lysoled it for a couple minutes. He can't, you can hardly smell it.

It smells so bad. It's like they cook like crawfish in it. Yeah. Oh, they do nothing, but the entire family fucks in it and just cum and pussy juice cooks in it Come ramen brah Women are getting infragnated in the hot. Yeah, they're like they're like literally so stupid They're like if you fuck in the hot tub, you can't get pregnant cuz it burns to come

It burns to come at you pussy to come. It burns to come at you, pussy. The hot tub days were fun, man. Yeah, and then you get shitty hot tubs in a dirt backyard. Yeah, 15 people piled in just so you can see one girl's tits. It's like two girls and 14 guys. It's so hard to sneak a look, too. I mean, you're young. You're like 18. What are you going to do? You just go for it?

It's like you know, yeah, the two girls who show up to the party. They like, you know why you're here I found out like way too late You know like as an 18 19 like 20 year old that like women know when you're glancing Oh, so you can't glance and they catch every glance and they always know And women also always know if you just beat off Did you know that as well? They can smell it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah walk into a room They go that guy just jacked off right or has jacked off this many times today They can they have it all

They they know everything. They're very they're like Soothsayers, that's why I'm that's why I'm always just jacked off that way. They're like, oh, that's what he smells like I guess so then when you haven't jacked off, they think you've exactly and I've got them right where I want them Check mate I go check mate. I'm throwing this blanket over my lap and jacking off while I wear sunglasses You're the it's you're like the the was I, you're the Magnus Carlson of beating off. Yeah. Checkmate. I go, Queen's Gambit, I can see your titties

and jack off now. The way guys will brush their teeth and put on cologne before they go out, you're beating off in your car in traffic, like you're doing makeup. I rub a little bit of cum on my wrist and then put it on the other side of my neck, just to keep the smell out.

But there's cum dripping down your neck. And I go, sup ladies? How's it going? I will say when I'm wearing sunglasses, I do turn into just rear window, but like walking around. When you can't see the eyes, and you can just go for it, that is pretty fun.

Yeah, you feel like invisible. Big daddy. Yeah. Big daddy. The kid in Big Daddy, Jules. Oh, right, right, right, of invisible mm-hmm. Yeah, big daddy Yeah, big daddy the kid and big daddy chase. Oh, right. We're right. Please chase. I thought you were calling me big daddy I was oh no, no, no, no, but for a second you were unaware of the lore of Big daddy big daddy my favorite Rob Schneider film big daddy. I would say mine's the animal I think he's funnier and big that ain't the man. Yeah, he's on here. He pop Damn you pissing into I went till 2 a.m. Last night. I know I always see you. I always open Twitter. I'm like damn. He's still going

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I watched Django and Chain, and I was like, holy fuck, it rules so much. Slavery. I held my newborn just watching Django and Chain Yeah, so he doesn't he only wakes up if I like move so I just you know put on something kind of soothing Mm-hmm and the n-word get extreme like fucking rules And then when I came over here we were talking about glorious bastards And I was like yeah that because Devon had a whole rant about how Eli Roth takes him out of the movie And glorious bastards how much he sucks he does and it's hard to make it past it's this stain on a perfect

You like killing Jews it fucking ruins it yeah, but then Devin told me that it was supposed to be Adam Sandler But he couldn't do it because he was filming grown-ups, too Yeah, and the idea of Adam Sandler killing Hitler at the end of the movie is so funny to me Yeah, but I'm sure it's like sorry Rob Schneider's about to starve to death, I have to make another movie. Rob Schneider's kids are skin and bones if I don't make grownups too right now. Just shooting Hitler.

Yeah. Sha ba da ba, ooh. Shibby shibby shibby. Shoot again. Adovilla. And then just blowing his brains out, yeah. Shibby shibby shibby. Shoot again. Edda Villa. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. And then just blowing his brains out, yeah. That would kick so much ass.

That would kick, that would be a great gif to use Adam Sandler blowing Hitler's brains to bits. But you guys made a good point, Sandler in that role also doesn't make sense. It's too small. So then we started going through Jewish actors who could play the Bear Jew and like Jack Black can't do it. Too ironic. Josh Gad can't do it like, Jack Black can't do it. It's too ironic.

Josh Gad can't do it. Bob Balaban can't do it. As much as I'd love to see Josh Gad do it. Yeah, he'd swing the bat and it'd break his wrist as soon as it hit his head. He'd go, oh my God! Oh, somebody kill me! It'd be like way...

You go, Shtiglitz comes over and puts a bullet in his head. Yeah, he goes, I have one last you to kill. It's Josh Gad Turned to them hunting Josh Gad yeah, I Want Josh Gad and I'll get my Josh Gad that would rule I would love to see an englour I said leave Shriver cuz that's the only like big Jew that I know like big hairy Jew Yeah, and entertainment I said Dave Bautista, but I don't think he could play a Jew Yeah, he is Filipino. So that would be difficult. It's hard to find are there there's not many buff Jews And you can't have like I would like Ben Affleck to be the bear Jew. It's just it's such a tough thing. Mm-hmm

Yeah, yeah, I can't come up with any Jews that should Be the gun not a lot of huge Jews. This is the guy who kills Hitler in the movie. Yeah, every strong Jew is working as an agent. They all have those gigantic, the Tom Cruise forearms from Tropic Thunder. That's the problem. They're not actors, they're agents. Is Andy Dick Jewish?

Andy Dick? Could Andy Dick play the bear Jew? I think we gotta go gay on this, actually. Okay, so he sucks off the Nazis so they kill themselves. He gay rapes the Nazis, which is something he's just doing every day. Well, he would go in the booth in the cinema and just start playing gay porn.

Yeah. And everybody's running out screaming. Yeah. Hitler's jacking off. I know. Rogan would have been a good bear, too. Yeah, a little tiny. Oh, Devon!

Little tiny Wolverine Jew. Yeah. Amazing, and he's from Boston. And he comes out on all fours, like Caesar and Planet of the Apes. Ooh, ooh, ooh. The Gorilla Jew. Yeah.

Yeah, ape Jew. Covered out. Yeah. Has a kettlebell. Yeah. Yeah, bashes his head in. In the cave. Bashes his head in with a monkey kettlebell one of those

He comes out. He's like, yeah, man. We always do live in caves like the cave. I just walked out of it's crazy There's kids are like 35,000 years old the Nazi reaches for a gun and blows Yeah anyway patreon.com slash lemon party. Thank you guys for enjoying the show, watching the show. Jason, we forgot to do the ad live. Yeah, sorry. It's hard to incorporate into the thing.

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Yeah, so people have been buying that. Also, if you go to buy the San Diego tickets, it's just gonna say Ben, but it's for Lemon Party. The guy didn't want to put Lemon Party on his website. I guess. That's weird to then still have us though. Yeah. Whatever.

It is very funny, we have a career where comedy clubs are ashamed to have us. They literally had like screech like the day he died. Yeah. There's one other thing, oh, video is on X. If you'd rather see video there, you can follow me on X, I upload it there. And video is also on Spotify.

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wish they didn't put these commercial breaks in the middle. Dude, I was listening to War Mode, and I didn't know Spotify takes episodes down. Apparently War Mode's got episodes removed from Spotify. Really? Isn't that crazy shit? Because they did a deep dive into something? They had one with Gardini, apparently,

that got taken down off Spotify. They deleted it. That's what I think I heard them say, but... Yeah, I think Griselgo did. Yeah, because I thought Spotify would be a good alternative to YouTube for video in the future, but. Well, I mean, Spotify's made Rogan Delete episodes, haven't they?

Yeah, it's more their move. Yeah, Spotify's concerning. Concerning, man. Interesting. Interesting, concerning. The pedophile's a president. Or the president's a pedophile. The president's a pedophile.

Not concerning. Bizarre. Just kind of a move on my part to say that but I don't care I don't give us don't tell him I gave it. I don't give a shit about pedophilia. It's simply a simply a move It's time for checkmate checkmate Checkmate, I'm hey, I'm friends with pedophiles checkmate. What do you say we get out of here go fuck some kids It's it's time for Elon's one-man show yeah, then he puts out on HBO where he's super woke, like Hannah Gatsby.

Bass, musical. They're all pedophiles. I don't even know how to do his voice. I don't do an impression, people are like, I'm like yeah I know it's a horrible impression, it's just an essence of his faggotry. Bass, yo! I know that doesn't sound like Elon Musk.

You're doing the gayest voice you can. Yes, it's just the spastic idiot that I want to shoot. Not him, the impression. Of course, not him, never. No, no, no, no, no, Devin is not saying that. It's all a joke and everything, satire. Yeah. And you meant with a water gun anyway.

Yeah. I'd like to shoot that bozo with a Flower one of those prop flowers in there, right? Haven't smell my flower on my lapel and then yeah, and I tricked him a bullet fires out of it into this head a fun little They should make that like a what you think it's a water gun, but yeah a gun. Yeah, that would be cool They should sell to children. Yeah, it's like a super soaker. Mm-hmm, but it can shoot grenades Anyway patreon.com slash lemon party

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Yeah, we'll do it as long as they don't ban us again. We'll see how long that lasts So but we do have the infrastructure to do a website if we need it if we go that route, right? We got shit built out, but thank God you left us let us back on. Yeah websites a last resort Yeah, thank fuck. Yeah Well, don't feel a lot better. Well relax. Yeah, we'll see don't get too ahead of yourself First episode you uploaded had a big swastika on the car I feel a lot better. Well, relax. We'll see. Don't get too ahead of yourself. I just had another kid. Probably one more week. First episode you uploaded had a big swastika on the car, so I'm not really sure. And then I did say maybe we should wait a week,

and you said, no, no. And I go, okay. Thank you. Don't put the carpet before the horse. Just wait. Well, we still have wiggle room for one strike, which only takes us 70. Because we back at zero strikes, just a warning.

Yeah, but we still have a hate speech warning. That doesn't expire until September. I'm sure we'll make it till September with no hate speech. I know, I love that we get like, we get like pipped by YouTube, where we're like, all right, three more months, you can't say the Holocaust didn't happen, and then you're off the pitch. It's like our PO, it's like our corrections officer.

We're like, did you call Dave Porn by the K-word in last week's episode? They're checking in on us, they're like, that TV looks new, where'd you get that? Nothing, we just. Let me check the garage. Did you get that from Hates Beach? We gotta put up a liberal flag over Devin too or something.

We gotta make them think that we're like, you know. Yeah, what is another, what's a thing? What would that be? Another stupid flag? What would I could? I kinda thought about putting the Punisher flag over Devon, so we have Ryan like. You could put like a Kamala Harris,

like a Harris Walls. That's kinda fun. You know. That's kinda great. Lawn thing. Yeah. A Tim Waltz. Tim Waltz. I love Tim Waltz. Lawn thing. Yeah. A Tim Walz. Tim Walz.

I love Tim Walz. The Harris Walls campaign. Is his name Walls or Waltz? I think it's Walls. Walls, I think. Tim Walls. I barely know what's going on. I don't know.

Tim Walls. Tim Walls. He was so close. So close, but nope. Knew nothing about the guy except I saw a clip of him hysterically talking about how much he loves abortion. People told him to stop talking about it. Yeah.

I don't think that's creepy and weird. And I think his daughter's trying to, his whole family I think tried to get careers out of it. I think one of them's getting into politics or she's on TikTok a lot. And then he has that other son, like the kind of the autistic, the Down Syndrome son. Yeah. He has a Down Syndrome and then he has that other son, like the kind of the autistics of the Down Syndrome son.

Yeah. He's the Down Syndrome son? He has like a Down Syndrome son that kind of looks like he was like in the iron claw. Like he was like, he does look like one of the brothers of all those dead wrestlers. I love a future where Kamala's stepdaughter, the little vegan witch lady.

Yeah, she looks like an angry pencil. That's so funny. You buy her at a scholastic quick fair. With a fun little eraser on top. Yeah, with the frizzy hair. If she, we get in 30 years, she's gonna run alongside Tim Walz's son who has Down syndrome.

They'll be the ultimate liberal team. That'll be great. Well finally, if Olivia, that fat Mexican lady, is still in, we can make her Secretary of Defense. She can just stand on the eastern border. She'll be the Golden Dome. What is her name, Olivia something? I don't know.

The big fat Mexican lady? Just the big fat Mexican lady, that's all I know. I don't know the Big Fat Mexican. I call her Nacho Libre. The Dems just. She looks like a luchador. The Dems, well she looks like she ate a luchador. The Dems just hired her to teach them

how to connect with male voters, and it's like, all right, well that's strike three. That's strike one through three. Yeah, let's connect with male voters, let's hire a fat, stupid bitch who toasts the party line. Who's gonna tell you shit like, oh, you don't support Israel hard enough. Well, all the Dem policies now, they're like,

we gotta connect with the right more. We have to abandon all this gay right shit. It's like, oh, so you guys didn't believe in anything that you support more? You just wanted to be empowered. No, the Dems are like like here's what we're gonna do We're gonna lose our entire fan base by trying to appeal to people who already think we're faggots Because we're retards

Chuck Schumer is like posting videos on Twitter where he's like he's like Trump won't invade Iran because he's a pussy I'm like, what is what is the party? Yeah, like what do you guys believe it? It's not your Libre. Yeah, not your Libre, dude Mm-hmm. She's gonna Lead the yeah, she's in a she's in a board room with Chuck Schumer going like you need to shame young white men more That's how you get the vote. She's in a cheese board room She's big she's big as she's big as fuck for like a 21 year old. Yeah. Yeah, she's 21 She's that's what they hired her. She's like fucking young as shit, right? What the fuck is she, hold on.

It's like her and that other guy who got canceled for getting pussy or whatever. All those like young, dim influencers. What's his name, Harry something? I'm literally just typing in Olivia, oh, Olivia Juliana. Juliana. Is this her? Oh yeah, yeah. Oh, this bitch.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hold on but put this on we might need to do 20 more minutes this bitch here happy losing I don't know how many pounds she said because of a cent big guilty guilty guilty yeah it's 45 pounds put some respect on my name thank you? Yeah, she can't find it. She's saying she, she's looking for it. She's saying she just lost weight? She's saying she lost 45 pounds, but she's- She took a shit before the video. Jace, that's so funny though,

like help, I lost weight, I can't find it. Yeah, and then she turned- Would someone help me locate it? Yeah, you go, it's on your ass. She goes, oh, okay. This person is on Ozempic? So this person was- She's a little thinner right here.

If you go back, she you can find like a picture of her at her max weight. So is this the new the hairy kid that was promoting Biden? Yeah, there you go. That's look, she's literally got a Ben go to to the right to the right. She's already one more. She's got a friend picture of a hot dog. Oh, man, the ultimate fat food, too, is hot. There's a hot dog. Oh man. It's the ultimate fat food too. It's hot dogs.

It's a hot dog, yeah. Fat people keep hot dogs in their purse. Yeah, that's her version of do it for her. Like remember what you go to the office for? Holy fuck. Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Tristan.

There. Yeah, she got diabetes so she could eat sugar to keep her alive. Yeah, she got diabetes so she could eat sugar to keep her alive. She got diabetes so it was publicly acceptable to eat a Snickers bar. She's like, no, it keeps me going. My blood sugar's low. That's why I have this large big gulp. Look at this frame.

She's about to swallow the podcast mic. So she literally, she's like the new, like that hairy kid that worked for Biden. Yes, Harry Sisson, I think. So they think an off-putting fat lady is gonna help. Yes, that's who the Dems think is gonna help them with young voters going forward. Yeah. Shut up, shut up, guys, shut up. She's doing TikToks.

She does bad, can't even lip sync. Yeah, she does bad TikToks where she's like white ass liberals like that classic 2016 shit. Damn, she's gotta go. Well, she'll be dead by 2028. Well yeah, her pounds. Yeah. Right.

Yeah. Play it in one more video. Everybody got mad, she was like a young influencer. I hate the lip syncs. She really started towing the party line with Israel as well, so everybody got really mad at her. Oh, okay. Yeah.

What? So they're paying her a lot of money. Yes. But in what way did they think she's the one that will get people going? Because they're retards. I mean, it's disgusting. They're all 90 years old, then they're retarded.

She was with the black bald lady that sucks, Joy Reid up there. Keep going up? Yeah, they were there. Oh shit. What the hell was she doing with Joy Reid? She thought she was an M&M. Did she die? Who is that lady?

Joy Reid thinks she's doing an interview with Jack Black about Minecraft. Israel Kamakweke, nice to have you here. I love your ukulele songs. Why do people talk about your body so much? Well, cause it's huge. I just tell the truth and telling the oh it's crazy It's funny that that she was also doing a Kanye lip sync right? Yeah, look at you know

Kanye West started a beef with me She like loves Kanye West. I'll lose weight when Kanye is allowed to see his kids on the soup. Oh wait. No, no I guess it's not How about this Kanye I will lose weight when you can see your children unsupervised. Yeah, difference between you and me, Pookie, is that I'm open about the fact that I take ozimbic, you're not. By the way. Hold on real quick,

she has an Apple wristwatch, which you know tells her she's dying every 30 seconds. Yeah, she actually has the candy Apple wristwatch. I was gonna say that, fuck you. Sorry, sorry. No, it's okay. Sorry. Damn, you're quick. Damn. Damn. Fuck. God damn it. You can say it, and then we'll just edit it out. No, it's okay. Sorry. Damn, you're quick. Damn. Damn.

God damn it. You can say it and then we'll just edit it out. No, it's fine. It's fine. We have that brother, that brother story. We do, we do have that, we see a fat woman across the room and then we. See the code.

Just brain meld. We turn into those twins with dreads from the Matrix. The ghost twins. The bands on her watch are flat. I mean, does Kanye actually be from there? Is it Kanye? No, no. Are you talking about fat bitches in general?

Shalom Te Amo Mucho. I love you. Kanye West wants to call me fat. Oof. she was excited. What an off putting fucking Havalita. Mm hmm. Well, she's leading the charge for twenty twenty eight. So Kanye West started ground beef with her. Very good.

Fat ass bitch. Not Joe. Not Joe Libre. As if you think she's Jack Black is so funny. I have to applaud Governor Greg Abbott on the way that he has been able to take on Democrats and Republicans against each other on an issue that we all agree on. Devin! From half-cores! Swish! Motherfucker look like.

Motherfucker look like. You look fat as hell, boy. He and his people have made it sound so good. We support freedom. It look like, you look fat as hell, boy. He and his people have made it sound so good. We support freedom. We think that parents should have the choice to send their child to whatever kind of school it is they want. I fully agree with that. You want to send your child to a private school or charter school or a public school?

I believe that you have the right to do that. And I believe you do know what's best for your child. But this school choice program and policy that Greg Abbott's been pushing for and proposed doesn't actually give all Texans the same choice. Boring! So boring. Boring! She's so old. Get out of here.

Also why does she only have a A Valentina Gomez You gotta be insane alright? Jesus Christ! I know she's also doing the fake Texas accent for that video only. Did you notice that? Yeah, they do that. They don't get it. They just don't understand. No one gives a shit about your fucking pseudo decorum

and your, you gotta be nuts. Yeah, you gotta be bat shit crazy. We need wrestlers. You need to be a wrestler. Also, can you congratulate yourself for losing weight with a drug? No. No. You know what I mean? You can't congratulate yourself for losing weight with a drug? No. You know what I mean?

You can't congratulate yourself for getting like liposuction. In fact, you should have to wear a sign. This is a natural, I'm still a lazy piece of shit. I'm a freak. Yeah, yeah. I'm still fat. I'm still fat.

In my heart. My heart doesn't know any better. Yeah, no, that's a, wow, I didn't know about this. Have you not seen this bitch on X? I did, I just thought she was just some fat bitch. I didn't know she was a democratic paid shill. This is literally, they're like Hail Mary. This is our ace in the hole.

We're sending Olivia Juliana in. Wow. She's gonna win everybody over. It's crazy how like they got nothing. Yeah, that's really tragic. They learned nothing from this election at all and they're just kind of doubling down harder where they're like, we need a campaign

with the Cheneys more. Right, right, right. Like shit like that. Yeah, okay. Yeah, they're finished, man. They should just dissolve as an entire party Yeah, and Elon should form a new one as he's been tweeting about yeah It should be illegal to be in that party there should be no Democratic Party

Would you need something new? Maybe just white maga and I don't think there's even gonna be two parties in which is it should just be like mercenaries Blicious just gun for our Different mercenaries we choose. Let's just fast forward into Alex Garner Civil War shit. Fuck it. I want to be shooting at Crossfield at E.M.I.

I want to be in the trenches with Cat Turd. With a sniper. Using dogs as shields. You're telling me it's a Civil War. I get to hunt, I get to hunt cat turd. I get to hunt Gunther Eagleman. Yeah.

I get to hunt all these guys. That being said, I'd probably die immediately, but whatever. I would end up on the top of a pile of fucking corpses. Not me, I turn into the lib version of Jesse Plemons. Cat turd's got two Rottweilers with him for protection, but but he looks down he realized he already killed them Because he got to her you try you're trying to shoot cat tour, but he's wearing a suit made out of live dogs All stapled together screaming

What if you came to like a hamlet and hanging from a tree there, it's just Ian Miles Chong and he's like, perot wedding, like a ballerina in the wind. Whish, whish, whish. And you're just on a horse, you just see Ian's dead corpse. Yeah. Still phone in hand still, just twirling in the wind. And you just nod like Jeremiah Johnson. You lean over and you spat in the dirt. And you just nod like Jeremiah Johnson. You lean over and you spat in the dirt

and you just look off into the evening redness in the West. And you set off on your horse to find cat turds. I'm gonna go kill Olivia Juliana. I'm gonna kill. Jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes, jokes. Not gonna do it. What? So we don't have to edit it out? Edit what out? it. What? So we don't have to edit it out.

Edit what out? It was, yeah. Oh, no, we don't have to edit it out. Okay. It's all fiction. What is that, should Alex Garner go to jail? Because he made murder on the screen. He's a murderer now, you know what I mean?

Garland? It's all fiction. What is his name? Garland, I believe. Garland. I called him Alex Garner. It's not his name? I'm fucking retarded. It's okay. Who is Alex Garner It's not his name fucking retard. Okay, who is Alex Garner sounds familiar? I don't know Think that was a retard again we knew from high school. I think he kicked ass though until he wrapped his self around a tree

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Every year, Christmas day, I ain't wanna play with toys Project Baby came from Hot Wheels to ride in the farm And my diamonds come from Tokyo You and you and you and power high come from Tokyo I call't, you ain't, you ain't Power high, I come from Tokyo I call them ching chong Money come on three Can you show me where they grew that bitch? You can have a fine, that girl yours

Switch her, rule that bitch Boy, you know that, it's look cool at you I already knew that shit I'm bout my cheese, cheddar, cheese That cool thing, my medicine 100, know you 1800 blocks Yeah, I represent

I got lots of guap That's why I'm arrogant Under That's spilt, that's spilt, I'm about my spilt All my niggas like it's weak or real All my niggas clutchin' weasel heels Birds with my tie, I call it spilt I'm puttin' up on your ass, you owe me somethin' Burnin' more than round-round, gettin' that money I asked them for a play, they left me honey So I'm out here wildin' out with my yammy I need that spittle, this lil' nigga love that fay

I be smokin' broccoli, mama told me eat my fay Just pull on down, got me in her flexin', call me Roflord I was in the projects flexin', I was still around sportin' And I rock my wrist with VVS and now I'm in her court You know the kid finessin', he's a savage young boy I took so much and lost as many sass My momma used to dig all in my stash I'm in the club, I been with my niggas

All the love rockin' off them chicks He ain't talkin' money, I don't hear it You ain't gotta touch my own I don't hear him Well, be quiet, I don't wanna talk to him He ain't gotta touch my own feet That's stuff, that's stuff Boy, I'm bout my stuff All my niggas like his regal rella All my niggas cuttin' me some yellow

Birds on my side, now I call this boy a trap