lemonparty - 138: ICE

Episode Date: June 17, 2025

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Oh Hello Hello? Okay. What was that? Pizza guy got shot in the head by ice. Who was that? Like how do we get the pizza? Mexico. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself.

I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. I'm gonna fucking kill myself. who is that like how do we get the pizza Mexico I'm gonna fucking kill myself fuck fuck guys man I love the podcast alright I love the podcast. Alright. Chicken, chicken wings Yeah you like my outfit Don't even make the deal

I thought you said you had a girl on the light beam Always in my face Talking, listening Girl I had the best of me Everything's so worthless It's like we truly It's just so hilarious We're recording by the way

Oh there he is, look at him go Look at that Look at him in his CPA shirt. Yeah, you are really well-dressed today. You're very well You look really suave You got the corduroy pants on? Though you got shine to shoes you got your big Joker shoes on You look like you knocked out a bathroom attendant to get those shoes a A black guy with mints, you sucker punched. They came shined like this. I bet they did.

Yeah. I bet they did. They came real shiny. Did you buy those shoes so black guys in airports have to do labor for you? Well, I'm kind of looking forward to getting a shoe shine now, because I realize when we go on tour,

live in a party of our life, come to San Diego, San Francisco, and Portland. All right, that's enough. San Francisco links up, by the way. I kind of want to find a Chinese guy to shine my shoes. Because there's gotta be a Chinese guy out there who can really shine his shoes. There is a Chinese guy out there.

One Chinese guy? Somewhere out there. There is a Chinese guy that exists. He's gotta be out there somewhere. He's out there, and he will shine your shoes. You're really not that blue, by the way. Oh, sorry about it. Let's tilt that down, sis. will shine your shoes. You're really not that blue by the way. Oh sorry buddy. Let's tilt that down.

You see on the screen you're not really that blue. Okay there we go, I can't see but is that blue enough? Devin was way more red than you were blue. Not okay. Not okay, sucks. Okay boys, what's going on right now? Because you guys have been paying attention to this all day. You're all up to date on what's going on right now? Because you guys have been paying attention to this all day, you're all up to date on what's going on.

Well, it started, wild day, started off in the morning and I found that an Indian guy survived the crash. Ha ha ha ha! That he apparently, he jumped out of and survived. At the last second. At the last second, but I actually heard he jumped out hours earlier because of the smell and then they just happened to crash later yeah I heard he looks like a hero I heard he was hiding in the toilet and that's how he survived now he's got a lie and said he how do you

jump out of a commercial fucking plane that's gotta be a lie it sounds like no sense I don't see anybody there where is is he? He's not jumping out. You see him flights right there Yeah, fuck yeah, yes, we jumped out like It's a horrible a lot of people died no, it's very tragic really bad. They're all Indians so we have to make jokes We have to make jokes Yeah, he used a he uses a door dash papers as a parachute just a Burger King bag, that's fuck it's bad That's horrible. I keep I keep thinking about the pilot doing this Right trying trying to get it yeah maps to love Yeah, it was the first flight goes, he's telling me to take the five,

I want to take the 110. It was the first flight where instead of birds, flies flew into the engine. Oh man, I was really, you guys were texting me a while. Oh, I don't wanna see that, those are families. Yeah, those are real people. I don't like knowing anything's real. Okay, Devan. I like them don't like knowing if anything's real. Okay, Devin

I like I like them being made up in the man. I had can I show you some white guys that died on the flight? Yeah, let me get into that. Okay. Here we go. So these guys. Oh shit. Really? Yeah, this was their last Recorded video. Oh, they were they were British guys and this was today everybody were recording on Record Thursdays. No, it's just drove down from San Diego. God bless you Jace. Welcome back. Took the train up today. Just moments before the Air India Boeing crash, two UK nationals recorded a video smiling

unaware of what lay ahead. I haven't seen this yet. Here we go. Airport, just boarding. Goodbye India. Goodbye. And now we're flying back to England. Oh fuck. Just boarding goodbye India Fuck

Going back happily happily happily calm Happily calm happily come I mean They go they go even this is playing crashes I won't have to be an India anymore. Thank God You know, this is why though, other countries suck so much shit, because you can't trust, I don't trust their planes. Even though we had a crash, but it was cause like, the chopper flew into it. We have crashes cause we're too bad ass.

Yeah. We have too many military helicopters. Ours are like, yeah, there was too much cool shit going on in the sky that day. I was getting sucked off and he flew into a mountain. This is, I do get, anytime it's not like a regular, like an airline I know, I'm always like, what are you doing?

Life is in fucking God's hands right now. You're getting on Air India? I know, going over to Japan and flying, there's an actual airline called Zip Air, I figured out, in Japan. Oh wow, interesting. Yeah. Wow, and it's all, that's like,

NWA the airline, I thought it was all black people. Just really angry black people, airline. Yeah, just be like, here's your motherfucking cookie. Yeah. Norbit Airlines. Yeah, Norbit Airlines, he had sinks, falls out of the sky. They, that guy I just found out live on the air here,

he didn't jump, which is bumming me out Oh, he didn't jump look they got community noted on this. He just woke up and there were people around him There were bodies all around me there were pieces of the plane all around me someone grabbed hold of me and put me in an ambulance That's him right there covered in shit all over his back That's him right there covered in shit all over his back He totally went back to work that day. Yeah, he went back to like he put his hand in hot oil and making eggs Yeah, yeah, yeah sauce making making street food really fast and shittily. He absolutely went back to work Yeah, no, I was I was laughing. I was driving over here and I was I kept just imagining

I text you guys but the the masks come down Everybody puts them on and then it just violently sprays diarrhea Yeah, like it's spraying out the sides Diarrhea that's yeah, 240 people died, but that is very funny. Yeah, that is very funny, but they all they all died But in my head, they're made up cartoon people In fact that video this was old that's not them. No one died. No one actually died We can't have that just made up stereotypes in my head not flesh and bone Yeah, I mean that is really sad didn't we cover a plane crash like a few months ago

And that was also really sad feel like this happens in these countries all the time. Remember we talked about that, I think in Korea or something? No, it was like... It was like, there's been so many, I don't know. There was another one where it just dove down, right? That was the Philly one, I think you're telling, where it just landed in the middle of Philly. And there's like feet and hands everywhere. There was one where it's going up

and then you just see it like swaying and then just nose dive down. I think that was Brazil. I think it was some shithole. I don't know. No. I, that's the joke here. Right.

A country so shitty where it lands on those little shack houses and they don't count those deaths. Right. They're like those people weren't rich enough to beat people. Exactly. What are we gonna count the ants to? I mean.

We're gonna tell you how much dirt got hurt. How much dirt got burned in the crash. Do you guys know about the. Plank crashes are terrifying to me though. Yeah, you can't possibly have empathy for something like that. It would break your brain to mourn 280 people that are dying.

And this is happening all the time. That's why I was laughing so hard in the car is I was using Indian people eating diarrhea out of a tube to not think about my own trips that I have planned coming up. Right, yeah, it just makes, it's just, really just selfishly, you just go, well fuck, I got a trip coming up.

Yeah, you're like, you know. I, the only thing I. Yeah, but those were dirty, stinky people, not like me, who's brilliant. Exactly. And a hero, really. What you do when anyone dies. Exactly.

You go, well he didn't have the right thoughts that day. I have the right thoughts. When I got on a plane, I'm very scared and me being scared keeps the plane in the sky. We all know that. Exactly. These Indian people don't even know planes could crash. No, they were all cocky obviously.

My only thought was, well I'm definitely not going to India now. Yeah. Yeah. Because you can probably only take Indian air in and out, right? Like, you can't take Southwest out of India. And then you land and you have to breathe in Indian air.

Right. And that's deadly as well. They don't have fucking filtration systems outside. That airplane's the safest place to be. There's guys on the wings using the engines to make Indian street food. They're like putting their hand in the propeller They crash cook live chicken. They crash the plane to sanitize that area

Yeah, they do like crop dusting over the city like like old biplanes on a farm yeah, I would love to go to India I've thought about that. I would love to take a peek I'd love to meditate with a guy like an old skeleton Indian guy mm-hmm with the thing on his head and they go Yeah, you go to top of man. They're like this guy has Used his position to rape 80,000 women that's so that's the thing over the course of 70 years If you look into all the gurus, that's Horrible they've genocide at people with right there So that's literally the reason you become a guru if you see a guy in India growing a big long white bear

Yeah, he's planning to rape yoga was literally started by a horny Indian guy that was just like oh, yes Your holes bigger and longer it was gently Kundalini whatever I watched the documentary It was just started by an old horn dog. Yeah, the Bikram yoga guy. Yes, the Bikram yoga. He lived in Beverly Hills and he was just raping a storm. All these white women in Venice were like, oh my God, Bikram, and they're like, they're pussy,

they're camel toes showing through their fucking little lemons, he's just stroking his shit while their head's down. Dude, there's literally pictures of him, I looked up the Wikipedia article after the documentary came out, there's pictures of the women where they're like their pussies are spread out and then he's like standing on the pussy like pushing the lips I've actually looked into this that's why you have to close

your eyes when you're meditating because if you open them there's screaming and he goes no it's my mantra he goes imagine no, it's my mantra. He goes, imagine the ocean. It's so real. You can feel it. He's just calming in your face. Yeah, he's absolutely. Because they don't have anesthetic over there. But yeah, I'm not going to India.

And you know who else is in hot water this week? Who, Ben? I don't just want to hold India's feet to the flames the whole episode. Sure. Their planes are busy doing that. You know who's in hot water you know? Not an Indian guy cuz I mean he's taking a bath Who is in hot water very good never stops

Never gets old your little joke machine I'm actually an Indian guy in a shower grabbing a bar of shit instead of just soap. He's lathering up. This is us at the funeral. Yeah, 270 caskets in front of us. And we go, do they stink? Is that why it's closed? Cause they stink. And they go, no, they were burned beyond recognition. Anyway, I'm here for Thomas and the other, Philip, the two British men.

I'm here for the two British men who came here to rape. Who were going on a rape tour of India, flying back to England. Dude, 9-11 influenced the whole comedic thing for the last 25 years. Cause we think that shit's funny. Everyone laughs at that. You think we're gonna laugh at like a plane crash?

Or not laugh at it, you know what I mean? I know, well there is a time and a place and stuff and Sure. And all that, but I don't think it applies on this podcast. I think we, I hope we made some jokes about the one in DC. I think we probably did. When that helicopter hit it. I mean there's a lot less to work with,

these are hard working clean people that don't rape. But like. And aren't kidding. And smell nice. And smell good. And you know, bank accounts are, you know, they're doing okay I imagine. Weren't born in a place where they're just kind of trapped

in hell until they die. Fix their roof with diarrhea and what not. But like. What if we found out the pilot saw a white woman and he nosedived into the ground? They tried to drive it into her pussy. My friend! My friend! Going down.

Yeah, the black box recording just sounds like a JOI. It's like, I'm stroking my shit. I'm stroking my shit long style right now They got to do an investigation and find out the pilots just like watching tons of porn on like nine tablets Yeah, he bought a Google Glass 3 team you And he's just watching he couldn't see the sky because he's watching fucking Gia Michaels he's watching Gia Michaels fuck 30 Mexican guys And the next thing you know is he's just plowing into earth.

Yeah. In all seriousness, it's a tragedy. It's horrible. It's very sad and prayers go out to all those people in their families. It was so sad, I wasn't even gonna bring it up. You went right into it. I forgot about it actually.

Well you asked me how the day went. It's been an insane day. And I woke up. Today, Thursday, June 12th. I woke up, I saw that, and then Israel started bombing Tehran. Poor Israel. And you know, you gotta pray for Israel.

Yeah, poor Israel had to bomb Iran. They had to do it. So we'll probably go to World War III over Israel. That'll be tight. Yeah. I guess we gotta be behind that in some way, right? We have to support it. Well, I mean we got to be behind that in some way, right? We have to support it Well, I mean are we oh, are we behind it?

I haven't looked into it. I drove over here and got word of it I'm like we got to be behind that in some way. I get probably I don't know the US government Yeah, the statements from the US government have been like we have nothing to do with this. It's like, okay I'm just gonna take the you know Pete Peck says like set a whiskey glass down on a big red bun and a bomb fired And so what's his thing? Who is that guy? Is he the one doing the I stuff? Hex? That's like the drunk Nazi, right? Yeah, he's a drunk guy who's in charge of the military, right? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, I don't know the names I'm not that smart, but he's a he looks sick. Yeah, he looks pretty

He has like a cool like cool like your kind of haircut a little bit Yeah, a bunch of cross tattoos runs a podcast He's me Sounds awesome so far any like I think he has like an alcohol problem or whatever which is like that's sick Yeah, it kind of kicks. I was like vulnerable. Maybe he like occasionally actually like feels You know so all we know currently is that there is a war a brewing and people said Trump was gonna get dragged into this thing and now it's happening it's happening even though he said he wasn't

going to get dragged into it seems it's happening yeah you know it doesn't make sense on the map Israel so tiny and they're surrounded by the Islamic State and they just keep pretending nothing's there's nothing weird about everyone trying to kill them at all times they just keep pretending nothing's there's nothing weird about everyone trying to kill them at all times They just keep pretending there's no Hatred is crazy It's crazy, my name is Mike Blumenstein from Chicago It's crazy. It is pride month in Israel So I bet there's a lot of rabbis on rooftops with sniper rifles outside gay clubs in Tel Aviv right now.

And they're like, fuck, we're going to war with, okay, fine, we were gonna be, you know, get some of these young leather daddy twinks. Yeah, no, the twinks are armed. The twinks are pulling AK-47s out of their big, gaping asses, just firing it directly into a child's head. Yeah. Twinks have learned how to do Krav Maga with their assholes

Israelis are Arab wiggers and and I think everyone's like kind of sick of the whole The whole show that they put on there their ethnic religious group doesn't allow for homosexuality from what I understand According to like the laws of Moses, so I don't get how like you're allowed to be a gay guy in Israel Because I've been so one of the last times I went to Shabbat dinner with my Jewish neighbors, they were all at the table and one guy was talking about how it should be illegal to be gay. Yeah, you've told me.

It should be illegal to be gay. And I said, I don't think gay people should go to prison. And they held up their hands like this. They have a Hebrew text in front of them. They're reading bread. Which this movement means I was about to say the most insane thing you've ever heard, but I got a little bit of pushback.

It got really uncomfortable, and I was the gay lib at the table, I guess, because I don't think we should round up gay people and put them in jail. But I said, I don't think gay people should go to prison. And they finally shut it down. They go, look, look, man, let's just say, I'm very happy that no one

at this table is gay, and thank God no one at this table is gay, and let's just leave it at that. And I was like, I'm a fag! How dare you! I'll suck, pull your dick out, I'll suck it right now! You're just that much of a contrarian. I wanted to also be like, dude, statistically,

no offense to Judaism, but every Jewish guy. I feel like is gay Yeah, like every third Orthodox Jewish guy meet it's like you I think you're a gay guy But I don't have good gaydar you guys have way better gaydar than me. I can't pick up on that shit Sometimes I meet a very effeminate guy And I've never seen a gay rabbi of you have you seen a gay rabbi get a gay guy with girls I don't know. I've never really been gay rabbi, have you? Have you seen a gay rabbi? A gay guy with girls or anything like that? I don't know, I've never really been around rabbis or anything.

I don't know, this whole thing, Israel sparked up this whole thing with Jews. I went my whole life not really doing any Jew stuff. Borat came out and sure, I joined in on the party a little bit, kicked him around, made fun of their noses and whatnot, the things you did. No, I'm kidding.

Truly Israel sparked up this whole thing where I was like, oh shit, fucking yeah, Jews at 31 years old. I had no... You were the first guy I've ever seen attack, you were attacking Judaism in a bar once, like five years ago. Oh, right, right. Well that was just to get the party started a little bit.

That was just a boring night. You almost got thrown out of a bar. It like five years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, right, right. Well, that was just to get the party started a little bit. That was just a boring night. You almost got thrown out of a bar. It was a boring night. With your stamps on it. A bunch of stand-ups. You know, stand-ups don't say anything ever. God forbid they're ever funny when off stage. And it was-

You're crazy if you're saying anything funny on the internet, apparently. You're nuts. You're nuts if you're constantly funny. Save it, you little joke machine. Save it. And so joke machine, save it. And so it was just a boring party. I started.

I didn't like how Jewish comics make fun of a Christian's comic. If he were to talk about Christianity, it'd be like, what a hack. But for some reason, Jews think it's fascinating to talk about their religion. And I'm like, well, you're a hack too. Well, that's what was happening, right?

It was a couple of Jewish communists who were talking about the beautiful mysticism of the Juda their religion. Yeah. And I'm like, well, that's your hack too. Well, that's what was happening, right? It was a couple of Jewish comedians who were talking about the beautiful mysticism of the Judaic religion. Yes, the beauty. And then I eventually got up, like, I want you to ask a Palestinian kid about how peaceful you guys are. And they got really offended.

This was like in 2018 too. 2018. Yeah, long before. I mean, it was always going on. It was like the equivalent of saying the N-word back then. Yeah. I didn't even look into Israel, Palestine, just so I wanted no facts to say. Like, I poured water on my head, because he was like, I of like saying the n-word like back then yeah I didn't even look into Israel Palestine just so I wouldn't know facts to say like I poured water on my head

Because he was like I have to save your career And I wanted to be like listen no one here's going anywhere, but them and now some of them And they'll be fine and now a couple of them are doing Well one of them's actually putting her neck out there. She's great. She actually is on Instagram. She's kind of like, she's really actually standing up. You definitely upset her that night, but. I did, but I may apologize. That was my 20s, I woke up every day,

I was like, who do I apologize? I was just going through Instagram, like, who was there last night? Sorry, I don't know. You're doing the 12th step of AA every single day. Every, yeah. You have to go through all 12 steps. And then I would fall off the wagon later that day.

You would, you'd have a big whiteboard in your house. You'd be like, OK, Comedy Central execs crossed off a bit. It was like a shooter's list, but for opportunities. I would just meet all these people and you go, you guys, I don't want to devote my whole life to being around all these people. This sucks ass. It's all been a lie.

You would have a legit psychic break, because you're like, I want these people to give me stuff, but I also hate them at the same time. So, so it's like a weird Jekyll-high It's like I won't be happy if I yeah, this is so boring. Yeah, so yeah Yeah, I remember one of my favorite memories is I'm at a bar with a couple other people and Devin Devin's hammer And he starts screaming and you start screaming at the TV at an M&M commercial Oh, you're screaming at one of the M&Ms. And people go, why is Devin screaming at that?

I'm like, I think it was like, you said a comic looked like a yellow M&M, and then the yellow M&M came on the screen. I think it triggered me or something. You started screaming at the yellow M&M on the TV. I'm like, I think we need to close out, check please. Yeah, there was a stretch of you. It's kind of like a dog barking at a TV when it sees another

dog. Another dog, yeah. You almost see those things like the cops used to train dogs, like the armed guards. You could just like, just bite at it for a while. Yeah, those are the good old days. The good old days. So what's funny is that bar where Devin got in trouble

with the defending Christianity, I'll call it. Bigfoot Lodge. Bigfoot Lodge. What's funny is me, Devin, and Sam Jay. That's right. The comedian. I forgot about this. I think we went back not a few months later. Yeah. And we got thrown out of that bar

because the bartender, the white, fag bartender with the mustache and the suspenders leaned over and asked Sam to stop saying the N-word. Yeah, told her to stop saying the N-word. Yeah, told her to stop saying the N-word. A black woman, a gay black woman said, you're not allowed to say the N-word in this bar. Yeah, and this guy looks like, soft A by the way.

Yeah, this guy looked like Mike Lawrence grew up inside of a fucking tank. He actually looked like the guy that's going viral right now for telling that black woman she doesn't need to get to work. I haven't seen, I missed that one. You guys haven't seen that video? No, I missed that one.

So there's a bunch of the people downtown, you know, protesting and blocking traffic. Oh yes I have seen that, the guy with the ponytail, yes. And there's a black woman like, what does this have to do with me? I'm trying to get to work and he goes, God forbid you're gonna miss work. And he's holding a Voodoo Ranger.

He's drinking an IPA at 9 a.m. Yeah, which I do love that beer. And she's trying to get to work. And, you know, they need to she's the problem in the country, obviously, to them. There's classic liberal racist retards that don't even know what they're they went video. They went down there to be able to have an excuse to drink fucking beer and just getting, you know, annoy people. You know, you- How do you always white people feel about stopping a black woman from going to work? Oh no, not work.

I can't- Did you see the look she gave them? Oh man! Yeah. Look at that. It's so funny. Oh, it's so funny. I know, it's so funny.

That retin ring. It's like, oh, what? You have to like, work to feed yourself? Because you can't just rely on other people in your life? I'm not causing no problems, I'm not causing no problems. This actually must not be in LA, this looks, oh, it's New York, it's New York, okay. You see this and you go, you know you see a video

and the guy just loses it and drives through everybody and everyone starts hitting the car? You side with the guy driving through everybody. I 100% agree. I truly think the only things you don't fuck with in this world is people going to work, causing traffic, get off the fucking freeway. Listen, yeah, I might be on your side, but not today.

Not today. They're probably stopping other fucking immigrants that are afraid if they don't show up to work, it's gonna look like they're a fucking illegal immigrant. They're trying to drive away from ICE and they've got a suck at traffic. They're hightailing it. There's a guy in a sombrero who's like, I gotta get outta here, please move.

He's like, oh God forbid you get deported by ICE. I don't think anything infuriates me more on this planet than videos like this where they stop traffic or the environmental cocksuckers that stand in front of trucks. Yeah, I legitimately think that's controlled opposition, but I was doing that because I was driving my U-Haul down to San Diego, I was late, because I had Armenian movers, which was a brutal mistake. Here we go, guys, move this week. Armenian movers.

It was a brutal mistake by my girlfriend, but I did have the thought, I was like, if I get caught in a protest, I have movers waiting on me, charging me 150 an hour in San Diego, I will have to run over a guy who looks like, like you said, them, the yellow M&M. I'll have to turn him into bouillabâche, into a soup. Armenian movers, can we get into that?

Yeah, we can't get into that. Why did you hire Armenians, by the way? So, the reason we hired that is because I let my girlfriend hire the movers. To be fair to her, it was literally called something like, it was called American capitalism movers. It was literally called Uncle Sam mo it was called American Capitalism Movers. It was literally called Uncle Sam Movers or something like that.

And so I pick up the truck. They show up an hour late. They take an hour longer then. They literally pull up in the truck and I see that there are medium. They pull up in a G-Wagon while they're trying to put your couch in the back. They pull up in a helicopter.

They're like, where can we crash this? Where can we kill a celebrity? They pull up and they literally, they're like, where can we crash this? Where can we kill a celebrity? They pull up and they literally, they're like, I'm sitting outside, I'm waiting on them, I'm calling them, they're not calling me back. They finally pull up and they go, where can I fucking park? And I was like, this is gonna be,

I should put a gun in my mouth right now and kill myself. That's so annoying. It's just, if you live here, you do understand, you don't want any other person that does manual labor to show up other than a hardworking Hispanic person. You want Spanish. Literally better be a span Armenian at the bottom of the I would rather old women, old Asian women show up versus an Armenian guy. Right. And he shows up and they're just like

bullshit. They all have to take a shit in my bathroom. They're just got kind of like, not working. I was like, guys, I, we have to get out of here. You're late. I have movers waiting on me. And he goes, all right, let me take a look around. And he's looking, he's like, I swear, he's literally going around the apartment.

He's like, that sofa looks like really heavy, man. I go, yeah, I know, we told you the sofa was heavy. He's like, that arm was like really big. I was like, yeah, no, I know. And then he goes, it's so heavy, we charge you extra $200. And I go, you made me an hour late. You're trying to barter with me

because you're a bug people. You're a bug people. Listen, I wanted to address the fans. Most of the racism we do on the show is a joke. This is not, this is, as I told my girlfriend, my burning hatred for Armenians has been proven so many rights, right?

So many times in a row. I think it's more of a science than a racism at this point. And he goes, we charge you 200 more. And I go, so you're trying to ass fuck me? Well, I'm literally like, I have to beat San Diego traffic down while two hardworking Mexican men are waiting on me. And finally I'm literally like I have to beat San Diego traffic down while two hard-working Mexican men are waiting on me and Finally, I was just like I was like fuck it dude

Like just fucking like get it in the fucking truck and they were they were so fucking lazy I literally caught one of the guys they were like two of them were five one a shit you know With fucking like egg your haircuts and like necklaces. I caught one guy using a dolly to bring two couch cushions down to the truck They weighed I swear to God about two pounds each and I saw him Come out of there. I was helping them because I was like we got to get on the fucking road Yeah, I saw him walk out of the thing Can I can I yes, sorry, uh you got shit covered in calm though, huh? Is this shit sticky with your jizz?

That should make it easier to move. You can pick it up, you can slide it around. You can palm a pillow, because there's so much jizz on it. They think it's garlic sauce. Like, oh, it's too much. Listen. Listen.

Is this so low? Listen, if he literally came in and he's like, I'm charging you 200 more dollars for Comm, that would be more honorable than what he did. Yeah, you'd be like, that's fair. A mover told me my furniture is heavy. And I go, you move furniture for a living. That's your fucking job.

And I saw the guy come out literally pushing, imagine a guy puts on a back brace and gets a forklift and puts two pillows on it and drives it to the fucking U-Haul. And I go, dude, you gotta be fucking kidding me. And I just grabbed the pillows off his fucking dollar. Really? Oh, so you've been on a tear.

I was on a tear. They ass raped me, Ben. They ass raped me. They really charged you the 200? They did. Jason, I need a number. We can bleep it out if you want, but I need a number. We eventually, so we're getting this money back.

My girlfriend at the time, she booked it. Oh, you're not getting this back. No, we are. We are in a tight negotiation right now. You're going to small claims? No, they had really good Yelp reviews. And I was talking to my girlfriend, I was talking to my girlfriend. I was like, how'd they have great Yelp reviews?

She's like, I don't know. I'm going to leave them a terrible one. Cause fuck these people. They responded. She left one. They've called, they've called her about 10 times in the last 24 hours and literally they've been like, you, and I took a, I took video and photos of them.

I turned into a real Karen cocksucker. Yeah. I literally took, I took a, I took a video because there was the two five two guys were bringing this big arm war that we got from our aunt that cost like a thousand bucks. And he just goes, oh fuck, and then it just falls into a rail and gets like a fucking dent in the side of it.

Yeah, that's totally not allowed. And I had that on video, and so I think we're gonna get it like half off. We're gonna get the 200 down amp, but we're in negotiations currently in order to take the review. How much you all in for this? For them, it was supposed to be 490.

With the additional 200, it came out to 690. And they drive it down or you drove the truck down? No, that was also these, they were such cocksuckers, I'm forgetting details. They literally like, the whole time we told them on the phone, we go, you're packing it up, we're driving it down The first like 20 minutes as I'm like guys Let's get um stop shitting in my toilet fucking get shit in the truck the guy goes

He's like he's like well you you taking down to San Diego, and I go yeah He goes alright. Let's talk about the price to move it in down there He goes what do you talk about extra stuff, and I'm like no, and he just kept trying to fucking and I was like fucking No, dude fucking, and I was like fucking no dude, fucking no. And then, yeah sorry, I've made myself too angry about this. It's infuriating. It's very infuriating. They finally pack, they den a bunch of fucking shit.

I always like say a little prayer for Jace when he has to do anything. I just silently, I put up a prayer. I'm like Jace has to move, I'm like, God, he only knows the war he's going through. Oh, the next two days. Can you hire, do a manual labor job in Armenia and show up, but you go, this isn't, no, I'm not, this isn't a credit card scam, I'm not leasing a car.

I said, I said, I was like, the better. These guys don't show up willing to do it, they're not hard. It should be required by the government to tell that Armenians run the business. If they're called like Uncle Sam's American movers Yeah, and three guys who show up like like ratso Rizzo show up and start trying to fuck you in the ass I'm like the most stressful one of the most stressful things you can do they try to like yeah

Like what we got in now, so let's ass fuck him. Yeah, he ran into you haul for fucking 270 So what's he gonna do? They're mysterious people to me I was Devon was making me laugh because I was I was asking you guys in the group chat like in the maternity ward These Armenians were so fucking loud in the lobby. Yeah, non-stop Yeah, that nurses had to ask them to leave. There was an uber driver was having a kid and they all they'll gathered There were 12 of them outside. I kept walking back and forth. They would I mean they pulled up a truck outside the Emergency room exit they were all hanging out. Talked three, four in the morning.

That was probably my movers. Probably. They were just hanging out. It made me laugh. He said that they all fucked one woman and then they were all gathering around for her to give birth to a Mercedes. Do you ever say that?

Kinda, yeah. Yeah, they're all waiting for a baby. That's right. They're all waiting for a baby. They're waiting for a baby to fly out that looks like Watto from Star Wars. I think they all like fucked the a baby. They're waiting for a baby to fly out that looks like Watto from Star Wars I think they all like fuck the same woman. They didn't know. Yeah, they fucked they fucked one giant ass that's giving birth To Watto from Star Wars. A giant ass that's gonna shit

Yeah, a giant ass with no other body parts attached to it a big ass. They keep in a cage Yeah, there's obviously like an ant creature in a doom. That's the ass they keep in a cage. There's obviously. Like the fucking ant creature in Doom. That's the ass they all fuck. This is real racism by the way. This is born in the blood racism. This has been earned through hard fucking work, this racism. There's obviously, I've known a ton of great Armenians, not nobody ever represents every single one of them. Sure, sure, case by case basis.

But Armenian people are very segregated in Glendale. They all send their kids to Artuk, Artuk, School of Artuk, and they all speak Armenian around each other, and they gather in groups. They all wear the white Nike Air Force Adidas pants. They kinda dress like me, but like, they fucking mad dog you when you walk into In-N-Out, They fucking mad dog you when you walk in and out.

They're just, they're very, they're not warm. Yeah, it's just, they're the only race of people in LA that everyone I've ever met, the most liberal, you could talk to Mother Teresa and she would go, I just don't like Armenians. Like, they'll chalk up the whole race to the 10 that they've met in Glendale. And I have a couple of Armenian friends too. Connor's friend that he grew up with

who came to the live shows. Yeah, Lone Party Dog Live. Lone Party Dog Live, thanks to people who came out. For tickets, yeah. It's the second generation's cool. The Americanized Armenians are cool, but the guys who are still, you know, they're talking like once upon a time in America.

It's not 1830s Brooklyn. They come over here with a lot of money from their parents in Armenia. They come over here with three, five million, they blow through it immediately from what I've heard. Glendale has the highest insurance rates in the fucking country because they treat a Mercedes like it's a fucking bumper car

That's why there's so many dealerships because every morning you wake up you see your cars totaled on the side of the street You have to walk across every day is a new car day. Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah, it's like uber But you go to the dealership you buy a new Honda. Mm-hmm. I gotta get the work I don't live in the parking lot of the Americana you live there. It's like a gypsy you sleep there Yeah, put up a tent you sleep there in the in the big fountain in the parking lot of the Americana. You live there. You sleep there. Like a gypsy. You sleep there, yeah. Put up a tent. You sleep there. In the big fountain.

You sleep, and you have to drink from the fountain like a fucking bird. It's like the terminal. You're just stuck at the Americana. You're eating mustard. They piss in the fountain, and then they step in to take a bath in their own piss in the water.

It was terrible. Dude, even the fucking, the one reason we got movers is we had this giant fucking couch. We have to go through the balcony. And we're like, do you have special equipment? And they're like, we totally get, we'll show up with all the special equipment to get it down.

We get there and the guy finally, I was like, we need to get this fucking couch. And the guy goes, all right, help me. And then he just, we just held it over the balcony and kind of dropped it down to his buddies. Yeah, they just threw it. They threw it out of the window, basically. They threw it down the window.

And they couldn't do it if I wasn't there helping them throw it. My friend, we have a technology you will never believe here. Park dog, grab it. We're going to crush this small one with the couch, my friend. It'll be fine. Yeah, there's a brand new Tesla. It's in our parking lot, so there's a brand new Tesla right next to us. I'm like, they gonna fucking smash that all right, whatever right fucking him out of mine

I love that you could finally reveal you lived behind the in-and-out in Alhambra I live I lived across the street from the in-and-out. Yeah front and center like Kramer with the Roscoe's chicken sign Yeah, no, literally I would get I would get home. I would get home from a very hard day Podcasting my very hard job and then it would just reek of cheeseburgers Which I'm sure all the fans thought already smelled like and you had an open tab at that in and out I did I walked in like and they go they go chase and then a guy slides a burger down the counter I mean it hits you in the stomach you throw up I throw up and I go can you throw that in the fry thing dude?

so I realized you have a 30-second Walk because I was driving by there too I was doing audio on way. I don't know if I can say working on actually I think I'm not supposed to Richard Spencer's pocket Is an adult swim show mm-hmm you're helping David Duke do a web You're helping David Duke do a webtoon. And I drove right by your street and I was like, holy shit, this is Chase's apartment. I didn't even realize I was right near you. You're 30 seconds of a wonk from 7-Eleven and 30 seconds from an In-N-Out. And that's all you got right there.

So that's 7-Eleven, that In-N-Out, you could just go. So here's the other thing too I know about you, and admit this, you're a GoPuff Go guy. I have used GoPuff, I wouldn't call myself a GoPuff guy, but I have used it. But you love to get from 7-Eleven. That was your, like, back in the day, you were all about, when we lived together,

you loved getting stuff from 7-Eleven. I gotta know if you ever had a delivery guy bring stuff from the 7-Eleven 30 seconds away from you to your doorstep. I don't... I'm... Listen, maybe if I did, I blocked it out because I was going through an insane depression cycle. That's what I mean, when you were like insanely depressed. Yeah. I will say, I do know that back in the day when I was Ubering all the time, I did Postmates a order from Spanglish Kitchen, which is about a three minute walk away from the house.

So that was my darkest moment of Uber Eats. So you remember in 2014 when we moved to LA and we moved right to East Hollywood on Normal Avenue? The Jack in the Box. We lived beside a Jack in the Box. Oh, I remember that, yeah. And there's so, so you couldn't walk through the drive-through and you couldn't go in.

So we would drink and drive. And so that would be drinking and I would see you come out of the gate and just pill You go right through the gate screaming gate no, it's literally I'd hit like the concrete and like sparks would fly up like And the way you would turn we were right next to us you would turn left and then turn right into the drive-thru Yeah, and then you would come back and have to park at this weird spot shame wise It was the equivalent of I just walked over and got a trans hooker in front of you and start getting blown by her It would have been as good so a trans hooker did I ever tell you this a Chinese trans hooker tried to fuck me

On that street corner on normal and Virgil maybe what how did she try and fuck you? Wouldn't wouldn't let me it was during the day I was walking Emma a Pipple almost just killed us But then Emma got in front of me in the pit bull the pit bull was off the chain Right because there was a lady that used to walk around the neighborhood and go to Molly Five in the morning Tapping on people's doors that pit bull killed her

People you look out your window through your blinds, you just see that pit bull going, ah! Just like ragdolling her. She lives in the belly of the pit bull now. She does, yeah, like Joan and the whale. And when it's barking, you can hear, Tommalee, Tommalee, Tommalee.

Coming out his mouth. Coming out that big, toothy mouth. She'll hand you a shopping cart hot dog through his mouth. Every once in a while. There's an ice agent right now kicking that pit bull's mouth in. Every once in a while a baby comes out of the pit bull's mouth and she was pregnant when she got eaten.

That's why the pit bull attacked her since the babies. They were always, I don't know who owned the pit bull, but this was a pit bull that would get out and it was one of those big, you know the low ones that are really strong. Yeah, the leap frog pit bulls. Yeah. It was like demented a pit bull that would get out and it was one of those big you know the low ones that are really strong Yeah, the leap frog pit bulls. Yeah, it's like the mented retard pit bulls that go to like dog shows Yeah, the shark's heads one. Yeah, they can do like parkour and shit. Yeah, they can run over roofs Yeah, those kinds. Yeah run off of walls

Emma got in between me and that pit bull because it was bowing up on us and Emma got out from the side of me It asked you guys what your set was. What's up fool? Street check dude. What you rap fool? Little Emma with three legs got in between us and bowed up and growled and then went with one swipe of her cause she's missing the front left one.

Got this pit bull across the face with her jaws and the pit bull went, ah, like that, and it was like, ah, and acted all weird, and like a movie turned around and ran off. And then she turned around and was like, ah, ah, ah, ah, like so happy she did good. She made this great white swim off. That's awesome.

And then that hooker tried to eat her. So I'm pretty sure this was the same day. I went around, pretty sure this was the same day I went around Pretty sure Filipino trance. Okay. Oh, she's really sure been the lady that ran the fucking smog cutter Maybe the bar no, she was just a Rough-looking woman, but so this woman would throw Designated drivers you throw people out out of nowhere She'd like lose her mind in the middle of that

She was like a wild cat that just like lost its mind in the middle of the, she was like a wild cat that just lost its mind in the middle of the night and just would run around in circles. She would lose her mind and then she would flash people. Yeah. And the guy from 24 would be doing coke in the bathroom. Kiefer Sutherland. Kiefer Sutherland would be in the bathroom, yeah.

Doing like blow. That was such a strange fucking bar. It was crazy, because it was like, yeah, it was an Asian woman who was a pirate and then four bikers and then Kiefer Sutherland doing coke. Yeah, and then like four bikers, and then Keith Southerland doing Cubs. Yeah, and then like us. And then a pool table that was the size of like a hot pocket that you try to shoot pool on,

and she goes, you drunk, drive home right now! You too drunk, get in your car, drive home right now! She'd be like, why are you not drinking? I'm like, I'm designated driver for all the people I brought. She's like, get out, get out, if you're not drinking, get out! You gay! I'm like, I don't want to drive drunk you gay get out of here you fag but yeah kept soliciting me for sex it actually pressured me so much that I

gave this transphilia and I'm not proud of this gave my actual number mmm I initially was going to give a fake one and she was like I call you right now so I know I got your number and I was like, oh fuck. When they finally make you take your phone. And I kept trying to walk away and she would do the thing getting in front of me. And I'm experiencing a twink rebirth right now, thank you very much.

And, but this was back in my twinkiest days where she was trying, I think, in a lawless world, I'm being held down by a trans Filipino hooker Who's like very weak, but I couldn't get away. I thought you were you thought you were Hugh Grant She's like we already did this once you fucked me in 94. What's the problem? I ruin your career. Let's fuck Unfortunately Emma picked up that this was a trans person Well, I'm like you can't train your dog to attack trans people.

But you can try. But I felt unsafe. I wish Emma would have fucking done something, but Emma was like trying to get pet. What if it was like a full circle moment you ended up fucking the lady and she pulls her pants down and her cock is Emma's fourth leg?

It's a Twilight Zone episode. It all came back together. Oh my God. That's where it went. Wow. When they cut it off. You ran over my dog. I did it because I'm Asian. I did it because I'm an Asian stereotype.

You drive home now. I'm trying to drive home. You better drive it to me because I'm an Asian stereotype. Dude, you know, I have to correct myself in my head I always think the Philippines is southeast of the United States if you held a gun to my Everyone I love said and I couldn't get you'd have to kill him I got the complete wrong ocean in terms of here it is. I think it's like off near Cuba. It's not even I'm not I invent like my lids and I crack myself. I go nope. It's in the Pacific

It's way the fuck over if you told me it was in the Arctic I'd have to believe you I have no idea I'm not a hundred percent sure I'm second-guessing myself now I kind of I always thought the Philippines was like just Cuba kinda it's Mexican Cuba Cuba is Cuban Cuban I actually have to remind myself that the Philippines is where Filipinos come from because it's a different letter right see look it's south of Taiwan I'm right see yeah there. Yeah, there you go See I'm not retard See I have a read. I have a prairie retard brain cuz I'm from the prairie, and I'm retarded

Yeah, and I was born under the stars so I have to correct myself and fight that guy all the time How did the Mexican how did like Hispanic people must have been the Spaniards or whatever? How did they get so Mexican over there? Cuz you meet Filipino guys and he's like, Ronaldo Hernandez. It is true cause that's why you think they're so close. They're so like Cuban adjacent, Cuban Mexican adjacent. They're very Latin Filipinos. I know but look, they had to cross the whole,

they should be Asian. They had to cross the whole damn Asian. They must have been Spain or some shit, right? God knows, no one even knows. Historians don't even know. No, they don't know. They go, we didn't care about the Philippines until a couple years ago.

They have a whole crisis amongst their people. Real big crisis of identity. They can't buy enough Joy Koi tickets. Not enough diamond supply hats. Why? For the kids. They've run out of ketchup for their spaghetti. The teenagers aren't stealing from Claire's boutique as much as they should

We can only put they can only put one faint fan on the back of their Toyota. They found one gay guy Ran out of white pants to wear what's going on? What's happening in the Philippines? Why is their mascot? There's a maple syrup short They don't know how to enjoy their food. Because they eat like great depression psychos that need the energy for the whole day. Why is their mascot is a bee that loves Italian food? It thinks. It doesn't even know what it likes.

If you add gun to the head of that bee, to the jolly bee. The jolly bee. You go, what do you want for dinner tonight? He'd be like, I don't even know. I just look in the fridge and I throw shit together. I don't get their food at all. Limpio or whatever.

He goes, listen buddy, this is just a paycheck for me, all right, I fucking hate them, to be honest with you. I'm sure some of it's good, but man, my uncle Stan used to make me go to fucking Filipino places and like little Filipino, the historic Filipino town, which is like, it's unbelievable how is this historic. It's a complete shithole. But we would have to go to this.

It's historically bad. It's historically bad Filipino town, basically, yeah. We'd go and he would get this like delicacy. It was just this like deep fried mound of fat. And then like to the side would be like a fucking, like a fetus, like a duck fetus. And I would just have these vivid memories of that. And obviously deep fried fat sounds like

it would be amazing. Something about it was so gross. And just a little too much. And then, I don't know, I've been to like a party and it's all Filipino food and I'm always like, why is there bubble gum in the fried rice? Kow vaginas. There's always one thing you gotta remove. You're like, there's fucking Skittles in the noodles.

I got the Bazooka Joe cookbook. That's what we go out of. They cook like the fat kids in heavyweights. They do. When they finally get to have their big moment at the end. If you pat a Filipino down, they've a Hershey's bars all over their ankles They have a Keenan Thompson cookbook. Yeah Keenan Thompson wrote a cookbook when he was 14 and it was the only book they had in the Philippines

Yeah, they were like with they're like the greatest chef of all time Keenan Thompson's character from all that You go to a Filipino restaurant you'd be like I'll get the fish and they'll serve it. And then the waiter will go, oh, hold on. And he'll pull out whipped cream and he'll just put whipped cream all over the fish. He goes, we've been feeding this fish skittles for a couple of years. It died of diabetes.

In a weird way, they kind of cut to the chase because they're like, well, you use butter, sugar, or salt to make something taste good. Just put a shitload of sugar on something. Oh, I'm always eating it and I'm always like, this is almost pad thai, but there's just, God, you went overboard. There's just, you see, there's a Splenda packet in it.

Not even ripped. Yeah, and there's a packet of Splenda in it. Just a wet moldy paper. Yeah, they're always talking about the Easter Sunday is big for the Filipinos. You see pictures and it's like a fucking, a punch bowl full of boiled eggs and shit like that. They get sugar drunk and then they just do karaoke all night.

There's a few great Filipino karaoke bars, but yeah. They're good people though. They're great, I love them. They all love the Lakers and Filipino dad that believes gay people should be shot will die for Kobe Kobe so I've always had a good time with them They are loyal to this country, and that's what I love them for. Very loyal. Yeah Love them for that. Yeah, the gay ones freak me out a little bit sometimes The gay Filipinos they're way too aggressive

I've had gay Filipino uber drivers that are like you know reach as they're driving on reaching back for my cock. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, well does there yeah, but they're my cocks out. They're like they're like radioactive fags like they've they've They've overcome so much They can't fucking believe That doesn't blow their head off for being gay Like I'm actually I got to America when I was a baby, I looked gay so they threw me in the ocean and I floated to California.

I think it's also, they're all, every single one of them is like five feet tall. So they're like super twinks. They're all these skinny little five foot tall people. So I think he's probably driving around WeHo and he's almost, he doesn't even want to, he's just like, all right, all right, grab my cock, I'm about to get raped by a six-four gay guy

from Minnesota who moved here. I can't believe I forgot this, but they have a whole cult there that runs the whole country. It's like their Scientology. I believe it's called Eglise de Cristo. Yeah, right, right. You know what I'm talking about, Devin?

I think I've heard of that, yeah. Yeah, and if you're against the church or you leave the church, there's been documentaries I found on YouTube that have been deleted of people being like mowed down in their house Yeah, I guys come out like Bonnie and Clyde style from the church roll out men in black style and just fired Tommy guns through the house. Yeah, they had like children go missing There's human trafficking involved and the president is also being paid off by the church. So I've heard that's what I've they had a president He might be dead now

But like famously then he like do press conferences where he just like blow a hole through like a gay guy's head, like at the podium or something. I don't know. That would be really kick ass if they were doing public hangings and stuff. I think they were, dude. Hey, guys, it's easy to eat like a pig. The quickest food is usually the worst for you when you don't have time to shop or meal prep, but still want to eat healthy.

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Philippine census reported that 2.8 million were adherents of the INC placing it third behind the Roman Catholic Church and Islam Wow, but the most popular religions their number three Yeah, which is I mean that's huge But you know, you know what's funny is so there was this group that I really loved that I don't think exists anymore and it was right after they put out a documentary about this It was called the Estate, and they did really good work. Let me see if this is still up, because it's fascinating as hell. Oh yeah, here it is.

INC church members accused of kidnapping and murder in the Philippines. I remember these guys. See, I'm not pulling this shit out of my ass. The shit's crazy. It is before dawn on a Saturday at a church in suburban Toronto called Iglesia Ni Cristo. So here's the thing too, they're all over the world and they're growing rapidly.

It's rising the way Scientology is. Well, I think their members have kind of dwindled but they've been making more and more money and expanding around LA. So that's not a good comparison. But they like use the Bible already, right? I believe so, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, that helps. Known as, of course. like use the Bible already, right? I believe so Yeah, that helps known as I am you come with the faithful or already. I think Christo means Christ. Yeah

Preparations underway from their spiritual leader Eduardo Manali. It should just mean Church of Christ So this is more than a thousand people. So that was the president, Manalo, right? Eduardo Manalo, no I think that guy's in charge of the church. But not us. They had a crazy president though. I remember that guy.

Trump loved him and I had a couple Uber drivers that would go off on how much they loved how he ruled with an iron fist and shit. Nice. Yeah. Yeah, they love fascism Yeah, they love they love a big leather boot on their neck. Mm-hmm. They love it. They love it That's why they love this country. Really? Yeah, they like they're excited about it They're like he just made it illegal to be more than five foot eight

You will be shot if you are over five eight and the whole country is safe The doorways are this tall in the Philippines. They all live in like Fisher Price houses. You're going to buy for your daughter pretty soon. You go to the Philippines, they're all going in Barbie cars around. And the whole country is safe. Here's the president of the church showing up. To a leader, Eduardo Manalo.

to a leader, Eduardo Manalo. Today, more than a thousand people will attend the service here, but not us. They're not even allowed to film. We're having a worship service. That's why we don't want to hear. The church security detail is out in force. You're not supposed to take video of the brethren. And they don't take long to assert themselves against the CBC crew. Those spotlights they're carrying aren't to help out, but to blind our cameras. And the banners aren't only to welcome IMG leaders.

So you can see they rule there and they silence journalists, people go missing. If you're critical of the church you like disappear. If you leave the church after being a higher up. So here's the most watched part. I think this is, let's see what happens here. What God wanted and you know that I can give hope to others who are looking for protection too because a lot of them are still in danger up to this very moment. These days, Lowell Menorca is in communication 24-7...

Well, I'm not formally in touch. ...with INC members around the world who've made him their touchstone in the battle against the church. This is a guy that, like, left and is scared for his family and shit. We came into contact with this woman. Liz Diacampo was among the first in North America to organize protests against the church in California,

home to the largest INC population outside the Philippines. We arranged to talk at the arena in downtown Sacramento, but no such luck. If you guys want to talk, we can be as you know. So you can see it's just like Scientology stuff. They have, they murder, kidnap, you can look up tons of articles about people going missing, dying in the middle of the night,

people quote unquote committing suicide when not being suicidal. But it's funny though, because they'll all meet up and they're like this death cult and they're all brainwashed and then after church they'll go eat like a bunch of spaghetti with like Skittles and shit in it. So it's like, it's good fellas but they're all just eating like Sour Punch straws.

And like birthday cake. And shit. They're like, Eduardo had a method to slice the Skittles so thin they'd melt in the pan. Yeah, they're all so tiny. I've watched a lot of fucked up stuff. I haven't watched this shit in years, so I can't remember specific time stamps from this video. These people are scared for their lives.

I know, the smoothest bald people in the world too. If you're bald, Filipino, you have not a atom of hair on your body. Not one. Not one. And Devin's right, they do talk a little Spanish. So we don't wanna talk about race the whole time. I'd also love to talk about-

Sure, save it for the Patreon. Have you seen this meta AI thing is so funny? No. Have you seen this, Devin, the meta AI shit? No. Here you go. I got some stuff bookmarked here. What, are people like jacking off to it and shit, or?

No, so meta AI is, you know, you can ask it questions and everything on Facebook, but it's public. Oh. These are like, and the boomers don't know that they're not having a private conversation. If you go on Facebook right now and go to meta AI, everybody's posting their social security number, what're like porn search words are where they live they're doxing themselves yeah they're having really weird conversations with like

you know like God and stuff but they're just talking to AI they cannot figure it out that it's being posted publicly I know there's a guy in like it there's a guy in a D-Day hat like D-Day survivor hat typing in like Met AI show me a Latina with cheese G cups I keep seeing that where it's just like big ass and big tits show me a Latina, but she's Japanese and she has G cups Met AI please. Thank you. It's like a prank AI that posts everything that people send it Well, I mean Facebook just always shits the bed with this stuff So like these are these are some of the posts where, again, they do not know this is public.

Best news for real news about what Trump is doing, not Democrat fake news. This is what they're searching. Donald Duck stopping rioters in a hot rod car. What? How to ask if a girl is interested in older men in Asian. This is one guy, by the way. In Asian news in Asian. This is one guy, by the way, in general.

Penis heat warning sparks concern for safety. What would happen if I applied deep heat to my penis directly? It says keep this private. Got it. And then it says, got it. Let's keep it private as it's supposed to get to your Facebook. Yeah, that's one guy. That was one guy. Dude, there's so many of these and they're unbelievable.

I know, that guy's goon cave looks like a jigsaw trap. You guys are living an insane life somewhere. Ask in Asian. Oh, I'll look up some more. I think I may have bookmarked a couple more, maybe. Oh yeah, this. So this woman says, she did a dive on it. She said, I spent an hour browsing the app and saw medical and tax records

Private details on court cases draft apology letters for crimes home addresses confessions of affairs and more So if you go right now, you can find crazy stuff I mean guys are probably like literally typing like show me my boss's tits God only knows what people are I think that's her asking the Yeah, that's her time to the app. Yeah, I want to see crazy people doing stuff. Yeah, we gotta find Oh, yeah, this one was making me laugh so hard This is a guy who's obsessed with the app showing him a woman with a big booty and a nice rack

Okay, I can get on board with this guy. So he just keeps he's not getting what he wants. He keeps putting big booty in nice rack. Just big booty and nice rack. Nothing else. And then he's posting his phone number. Tell the Cougars to text me. Just hammered telling the A.I. Hey, let local milfs in my area know this is my phone.

And then A.I. says, you want me to post on some Facebook groups For you, that's a bold move. I'm down to help but let's keep it classy. Okay, he says nah be bold The robot is like dude, you're way too horny in public right now. He's like now let's pedal to the metal, baby This guy goes, what's theory? Uh... He goes, why keep the cougars waiting? Cougars aren't waiting for anything from me. If you're serious about connecting with someone, maybe try a dating app or social event.

Just tell them to text me if they got a big booty. What's so hard about this? And then she's basically saying no and he goes, delete my number. He's pissed off at the robot. He the robots a bitch she wouldn't even fuck me Man dude AI is changing the way we all yeah interact with each other It's just tons of people going big big rat big tits big asshole show me now would definitely if Daffy duck was real Which he might be would he fuck me? Could I fuck goofy? I'm gonna see dude actually why don't can I download the meta AI app and see everybody shit on there? Possibly looks like they're just posting it on Facebook directly

In a meta AI I think through Facebook. I believe so. It's also on Instagram to Yeah, I'm getting that AI right now. I'm downloading it. I Just say I thank God our granddaddy's no longer with us because he was he was posting wild He was posting buck wild shit on Facebook Seven naked naked women so like people of the Islamic faith would like kill themselves and stuff Yeah, they see it naked woman. They have to commit suicide Yeah, so you would post porn on the timeline because he thought as long people would see his posts and then kill themselves I know I did a comedy I did a comedy bit about that and then all my dad's relatives saw that and I haven't seen

him since so You guys have did you guys have a family member that like wouldn't work out because he said the heart has only so many The Trump thing was the first time we heard it. It was Thanksgiving 2004. He said he doesn't believe in working out because the heart has only a finite amount of heartbeats. He thinks it's a battery. I think sources cited was pistol Pete Maravich,

who was in great shape, but dropped out at what, 40? 40. At 40. At 40 of a heart attack. At practice. Yeah. Well, he's playing. At 40. At 40 of a heart attack. At practice. Yeah, well he was playing a pickup game. Yeah.

Yeah. Now he died of a heart attack because his dad molested him with basketball and turned him into a freak and he died of a heart attack because he was insane. Not because he worked out a bunch. Yeah.

No, but this was my dad's brother. This was our uncle. Yeah, he said, he drinks like 12 cokes every morning. He has like a whole he brings him out like, you know, when people like have beer after a long work day and then the six. But yeah, he has he has the six packs. After a hard night's sleep, brother. No, like, he would, yeah, his diet would kill a hummingbird. Yeah. Like explode. Oh yeah, so all this shit is public. I have the app now.

Anything you type into this becomes public on this Meta AI feed. It's already showing a fake AI Asian lady, right? Right there? First was, um was some lady edited herself to look like a hot Shrek lady. Then someone said lady dazzles in a diamond studded floral backless. So people are just, here's a hot woman in a gown,

I want to see the person in. Have you seen on Twitter, this has been a trend where someone will pose, it'll just be like a mom being like, happy to see my daughter at her graduation today, and somebody will reply like, at Grok, show her with her tits out. And then they'll reply down to like,

at Grok, make the bush real hairy, real, real hairy. No, women are having to block Grok because guys will just like reply like show her sucking Mike Sernovich's cock please. Computer computer show her sucking Mike Sernovich cock please. And she's getting fucked in the ass by Harambe please. Thank you. Oh man.

I wish I knew how to search people's stuff. Oh here we go here we go. I scrolled this is from B ball and chicken lover and it's a boy I swear to search people's stuff. Oh, here we go, here we go. I scrolled, this is from Bball and Chickenlover, and I swear to God, it's a black guy. This could be good. It said, create an image of a big booty white girl. Okay. That's him, look at his username.

I'm not making it up. Bball, yep, that is. Bball and Chickenlover. Yeah, that's a great post by an FBI agent. Bball and Chickenlover. So I'm on his page. It says, create an image of large white girls shaking their booty. Okay? Okay

Why do people need this just there's porn of everything I know I know Find it actually I think it's like having like a robot slave. Yeah You have the power of it. She Jeeves, like, yeah. I'm a king. Yeah. Show me big booty white woman. Right, it's gotta be that. I'll jack off to it, please.

It's dude, it's just like draw me within the woods as a ninja with Bulbasaur. It's like, people are completely, this is what people are gonna be scrolling on in their hospital beds when they're dying. It's just like make me have a Bulbasaur pet. Everyone we've read has like burned like eight quarts of water somewhere.

Somehow. Somehow. Dude, this is such dog shit. I know. Donald Trump in a pit surrounded by flames. This is what people are spending their time doing. Yeah. They love it, though.

They can't get enough of this shit. Yeah, I know, I know. The Greta Thunberg ones have been insane that I've seen. Was she kidnapped or what the fuck? Was that a lie? I think they captured her and sent her home because I saw her on a plane. Eli Roth posted on his Instagram that he thinks Greta Thunberg should be eaten alive by cannibals.

To what Eli Roth posted on his Instagram. Very normal thing to post. He's so bad at being a Zionist, he has to cannibalize one of his shitty movies. That's right, in Greath Humbert. Didn't he do all, no, listen, this isn't really, no offense here, he's a Zionist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Didn't he make a whole documentary about sharks, and how we need to protect sharks? Yeah, that's what I've seen. It's kind of weird. Fitting. The only deep sea animal he cares about. He cares so much more for... The killing machine.

Well, you look up... The perfect killer. You look up shark attacks on the West Bank and they're eating Palestinians like crazy. They're like, oh, this makes perfect sense. They're like, oh yeah, it was a shark attack. That's why that Palestinian kid has a big bite mark out of his side. Yeah, I mean, yeah, go on Instagram and say that

a rabbi should be eating alive mechanicals and see how long you have, just count down to fuck. Count down from 10, see how long you have a. I know, it's very funny. It's the amount of times like I've seen like people post stuff where it's like you know Guy's 75 years old and he's going fuck miss Rachel They're like kids entertainer on YouTube

It's probably mind control though. What did Eli Roth do recently to piss people off? He just said like fuck children that aren't in Israel something like that Oh, I don't do something recently that pissed everyone off Well, yeah, I mean a couple days ago. He posted Greta Thunberg should be eating a lot. Oh, right, okay Yeah, that was it. He posted it on his Instagram story and it's like is that allowed? And like I don't give a shit about her, but is that allowed? Yeah, you know what I mean? Yeah, you know You have to you can call for the death of certain people on Instagram or Facebook and it's fine. Yeah, it's just it's weird It's it's a very graphic thing to say even if ingest sure well, and I'm all for jokes, but it didn't feel I wasn't

You know, I don't think people were applying like haha. He's got to be pissed. He's you know Imagine being the only bad moment in glorious bastards It's got a set perfect. Yeah, I say with you. Imagine being the only bad Jewish director in Hollywood It's got a separate. Yeah, it's got to sit with you. Imagine being the only bad Jewish director in Hollywood It's got to be tough Yeah, I was trying to find more meta AI stuff, but it's more AI freaks I wish I had all the time in the world right now to scroll I've figured out about this on the way over here and I was crying laughing seeing some of the stuff Just here's my social. Here's where I live. Please show me ass and tits, thank you very much.

Meta, come to my house and kill me, please. Please put me down. I was thinking about this too, like we all have to check in with our parents and make sure they're not falling into some stuff. Getting catfished, posting their personal information on the internet. A lot of people are getting catfished right now.

People are saying you- By quote unquote celebrities and then losing all of their income. At Union Station this happens like once every five months an old man shows up thinking he's about to meet like Mila Kunis or something. That he has a date and he like he spent all his money to get here and he's at Union Station having a beer. And he tells Johnny he has no money left

but he's just waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to take a seat John should I'm not gonna take him into a back room. Oh, she's back here and then drown him in a bucket Little does that guy know the guy's been talking to just died in an India He went down in flames says he's texting this old man. Yes, baby. I'm Big pussy just give me the code on the back of the card, please I figured out how they make all this money where you can't track it Indian scammers I they're brilliant when they do this stuff so they also do those AI videos You know you can just make you do a picture of a celebrity and make them say anything and move now, right? Forget the app I've used it

When me and Joey did that play to make Joe Rogan say he was like gay and stuff and make him say anything and move now. Right. Forget the app, I've used it. When me and Joey did that play, to make Joe Rogan say he was gay and stuff. You use those apps, message them, you never call them, and it's all through gift cards. Some people are like, no shit, dumbass, I didn't know this. You get them to go buy, they keep going to the Apple store, old people are banned from Apple stores

because they go so much, they keep buying Apple gift cards in the thousands. And then they take a picture of the Apple Store. Old people are banned from Apple Stores because they go so much they keep buying Apple gift cards in the thousands. And then they take a picture of the Apple gift card, send it to the guy. But here's the thing, they don't put it on a credit card at the Apple Store. They have two people who think they're talking to Mila Kunis.

And these other two people are told that this other person they're sending money to in an envelope is the assistant to Mila Kunis, and she lives in Phoenix, Arizona, or wherever this other person is that is their mark. So they keep sending each other money, and then going to the Apple store and then buying gift cards so it's totally untraceable because they're working

against one another thinking the other person is the manager or the agent for this celebrity that they wanna have sex with and that they're gonna marry. They get these people to liquidate their assets, get them to sell their homes, get them to giving hundreds of thousands of dollars a month in gift cards and sending cash in an envelope. Thinking that they have a house in New York

waiting for them and once they leave their wife, they're finally gonna ask them to marry them or finally call them on the phone. It's really, really, really tragic. And then I've seen videos of these people talk and they're not unintelligent people. They're just old and lonely and really desperate. And when people are desperate, you can kind of get them to do.

I wanna make fun, but for all I know, 40 years from now, I might like, like an actual woman with a huge rack will walk up to me in real life and be like, if you give me $500, I'll fuck you. And I go, well, you're a real person. And then I, and then it's a robot and she kills me in a hotel room and takes my money.

I don't know, I don't fucking know. Android's dream of electric sheep shit. Exactly. Yeah. But they got that gorilla grip. And there's gonna be a Gen Z kid who's got an iPad installed in their brain who's like, bruh, this old head trippin'.

He tried to fuck the cum bot, bruh. Bruh, this old. Yeah, blow it, yeah, he's had a vape installed in his mouth. Just be like, bruh, this guy fuckin' retarded, bruh! You get the Bane vape. Yeah, he's like, bruh, this guy retarded. Anyway, off to my job where I'm Judge Dredd for Mexicans Just firing a plasma cannon through a nine-year-old's face

Well, that's the episode we did not get to the bottom of the upcoming war though We did figure out where the Philippines is though. Yes. Yeah, do that. We made some good. So we're all learning in Europe Who knew it's off the coast of France enjoy the Cristo it doesn't matter where the Philippines is now we have an air base there CIA people go there, they go to Manila and stuff. We use your country as some sort of, you know, all the olyoxan free base.

Yeah, who cares what the Philippines is. It doesn't matter where it is, we'll move it. If we wanna move, we go, it should be in the Atlantic Ocean, we'll pick it up, the US Air Force will pick up the Philippines and throw it. We'll put it off the coast of Nantucket, three miles out. Far enough where you can't make the swim without it. We go, you're whalers now. You're doing whaling, bitch. Get a spear.

Get on the Pequod, bitch. Get on the fucking Pequod. You're going to get eaten by a whale, dumbass. Fuck you. You could totally see a whale eating a bunch of Filipinos. Oh, you think they're krill. You think they're shrimp. They think they're shrimp Yeah, yeah, if we get good they would get kind of they would go right through their little bristle teeth Yeah, they go right into the stomach Turn in the belly of a whale until it's some gay Filipino nightclub. Yeah, the whale dies because it's a too many belt buckles Yeah, the whale dies because it's ate too many belt buckles

It's a too many Superman belt buckles and dies Patreon.com slash limit party for the bonus episode we're about to do Fuck ice and Fuck anybody who wants to put a boot on your neck fuck them don't don't even look into it. If they got a boot, fuck them. That's the golden rule around here. Golden rule, fuck the boot. Don't step on me, get off my neck, bitch. I'm actually saying go Ice, because I'm making a heel turn, I'm going Republican.

Ben's going Liv, I'm going Republican. We're doing a swoop swap. You used to be right wing to be against this whole thing at one point, I thought. Did it? I thought, I mean, they used to hate the FBI at some point. No, Ben, but I love small government. That's why I like guys without identification

pulling children out of schools. Because I love small government, Ben. I mean, haven't we learned that they don't help? The Uvalde situation, we have footage of like fat shares picking shit out of their ass as kids are getting executed inside No, they're playing it's stopping people from running into the school the you've all the cops are playing if you move It's gay with a tick tocker While an entire classroom got shot up Yeah, the last thing I knew of all these student hurt was the candy crush notification that you reached a new level

Yeah, now the last thing I knew of all these students I heard was they candy crush notification that you reached a new level I don't even know what's going on. I don't know what's real, but fuck them. Yeah, I can't decipher What actually what the deportations are what's going on, but it definitely looks like it's being You know, but a place of nuance here to stop with the traffic. We got enough traffic here already. Mm-hmm. Keep it downtown Okay, yeah, don't bug Traffic you can't are hard right now people working three four jobs. There's a little bit of an emergency like Trying to get to the emergency room her dying. Don't be the smug Rhett and Link white guy Yeah, yeah doing doing this that people trying to get to work. Fuck you. Yeah No, that guy should be should be stomped by the Wu-Tang clan.

Ha ha ha ha! People are really scared here now, right now though. It's going on every, it's still going on today. It's gonna keep going on. It's a big, you know, it's, you know. They made too big of, at least the day that I remember it starting, it was, you were were like what's going on a big trucks We're driving downtown and you're like, all right. Well now all the whole Latino community, which is so much of Los Angeles

They're coming out. Yeah So I I still love Trump though. You know what he said he had 500 Marines sent to LA and in the notes He said no fats He was like no fat. He goes. I don't any fats Marines he wanted them all like he wanted the perfect like GI Joe Marine He said no fats. He was like no, he goes I don't want any fats. Any fat marines. Are there fat marines? He wanted them all like, he wanted the perfect like GI Joe marine.

He said no fat people. Really tight waist, nice fucking ass. I want a cockaboo. I want them real fucking hot. He's like running a Brandy Melville. He goes I told Pete Hexeth we need more gators with skulls on it. If I don't see gloves with skeleton bones on it,

we're not doing our job. I've never seen someone who hates fat people more than Donald Trump. And he's fat. It's beautiful. Well, that's why he hates them. He's technically overweight. Ben.

He is. I know he's tall, but isn't he technically overweight? Isn't he a fat guy? I would tread lightly if I were you. Tread lightly, Ben. We saw what happened the last time you went against our went against our king tread lightly much like Donald Trump does because he's very thin and Lightweight rumor is that like Rogan texted you want to delete the tweets really about Trump. That's a rumor He's like when you come to church with me, man. Yeah

Bias I got dog walk like a bitch in front of everyone They put the leash on me and I sucked cock He's still his king retard. I'm king retard Yeah, he sucks. And in terms of the opposition if they didn't want that shit coming out, he nailed himself to that cross. They're like, we're good on the Epstein stuff. We're just burning the fucking thing now. Yeah, they're saying Epstein's good now.

They're like, Epstein was cool as shit. He fucked 17-year-old two carrots. Yeah, that's the discourse I see on X. People are like, he was an autistic nerd. He just liked young girls. It's not a big deal. Everybody calmed down. They're gonna release the Epstein files.

It's just gonna be the tall mood. Just, it'll have nothing to do with Jeffrey Epstein. It'll be the fourth book of the Tanakh. It'll be all 40 Woody Allen movies. Like here it is. On Blu-Ray. On Blu-Ray. Remastered.

Nothing was in it really. People are just like, why do I keep seeing this Jew over and over again? There it is. On Blu-ray. On Blu-ray. Remastered. Nothing was in it really. People were just like, why do I keep seeing this Jew over and over again? It is very funny just driving. I was just taking the train in, drove to the live shows. Every time I drive into LA now, I see a big cloud of black smoke just in the distance. And you get so normal. I know we're trying to end, but you're just like...

It's fine, man. No, I'm literally checking Google Maps. I'm like, take me we're trying to am, but you're just like, ah. It's fine, man. No, I'm literally like checking Google Maps. I'm like, take me away from the black smoke, please. Get on the 710 Google Maps. It goes away, and then it comes back around 4 or 5 PM. Because I've been down there, I picked up Joey and stuff to do the pod, but I get them early enough and we drive by the detention center,

where I think they're really trying to break in and release people, it's real wild stuff. And you just see all the graffiti everywhere, but they haven't started back up. And then by the time we get here and we start recording, we hear bombs going off and helicopters circling. And we go, yeah, they started. No, I know, I literally, I got here on the train at three

and I was fucking, I could see people starting to round up, people who got out of work early, starting to get ready. You gotta be insane to be going to something like that Yeah, cuz you you're not gonna it's not gonna be a revolution. You're not gonna win. They're gonna hurt you bad No, everybody else. Everybody hates them. Even what do my fucking Mexican movers who were cool as shit in San Diego? I was like I was joking with them and I was like, oh, yeah, you know I kind of left like LA like birding in the background and they're like, yeah, well, you know and I was like Oh, yeah, you guys hate Mexicans. I forgot

Really basically like well, they should get out of the fucking country and they're like, yeah, well you know, and I was like, oh yeah, you guys hate Mexicans, I forgot. They were basically like, well, they should get out of the fucking country and I was like, oh, okay, all right. Just, you know, fuck every three, four letter organization, fuck them all. That's my new motto. The C-E-A, the D-E-A. Yeah, the F-A-G.

The F-A-G, that's what I call them. G-A-Y, I call it. I call it, you G-A-G. The F-A-G, that's what I call them. G-A-Y, I call it. I call it, you G-A-Y, bitch. I call it D-E-E-Z, nuts bitch. Yeah, FBM are like fucking bitches institute. But not like your fucking bitch is like, yo bitch, you're a fucking bitch. That's a parenthesis, I hear it.

That's me the rapper who's like, not articulate, doesn't speak succinctly But like you're you are fucking bitch like not like how I fuck bitches, which is cool Yeah, it's unfortunate hearts go out to everybody yeah that area I you don't want to see people suffering You know, you don't root for the suffering of anybody Unless they're different than you and you know race or religion or you know political opinion then Fuck I'm burning hell Unfortunately the way things work now. You can't look in anything. You don't know if anything's real so it's it's you know

Yes, that's kind of where I'm like they kind of won. You don't know if anything's real and it doesn't matter Yeah, you go. I don't know I know I have to preface everything you I guess but I have no I have to preface I said it upstairs. I was like saying something. I saw and I was like this might be fake lib news I don't know but I Saw this it's kind of you know, we're six months away. I really do think from truth. Just not being real whatsoever It's pretty like once I like really starts getting adapted I mean what kind of ego do you have that you're like, dude my phone, everything it shows me is real, your phone is mind control and everything it shows you

is fake, you need to get a new phone bitch. Yeah. What are you talking about? It's all the same shit. They control the phones, they control the software, everything's bugged. You're getting a mix of stuff. You're not gonna get down to the bottom of anything.

Yeah. You're not getting down to, it's all smoke. Yeah, you're not getting down to it's all smoke Mm-hmm, so you might as well roll that shit up Roll it up make your own smoke smoke it homie And fuck me. I'm not doing pulled about it. I just I legitimately can't tell what's reality and what's not Yeah, and I'm not you know that's smart of a guy, but you know it's it's very it's very hard to tell It's getting harder every day. I will say though, I'm really pumped.

I have a date tonight with Mayla Keynes at a bar. Pretty close there. Ah! And she has been, I think she's gonna leave Ashton. Think she's into you. She said if I leave my wife, she'll leave Ashton. Yeah. I had to give her the password to the Patreon though.

Mm-hmm. So. It's her, she sent me a video of her where her lips don't match the words she's saying. So it's her she sent me a video of her where her lips don't match the word. She's saying It's definitely her Everything on my phone is real. Oh my god. I'm the most important person in the world Really like Western narcissism. Yeah, of course Mila Kunis wants to fuck me. I'm 67 67 and no one knows I'm alive

Of course Mila Kunis wants to ride my fucking car to fuck me. I'm 67. I'm 67 and no one knows I'm alive. Of course Mila Kunis wants to ride my fucking car. The kind of old people where they sit on a park bench for too long and like dogs start pissing on them like they're fire hydrants. They're just covered in piss. Pigeons start like picking shit out of their teeth. They don't even fight anymore. And they go,

No, no. Heidi Klum saw my Facebook with 12 followers Randomly one day she said she said if I don't spray juice all over that old guys cock I'll die One of those gonna be right one day though That that will be fight is one guy's like this is AI bullshit. I mean, it's like I would totally fuck you Yeah, she gets her feelings her back. Yeah, she's like what that's like, this is AI bullshit, and Mila Kunis is like, I would totally fuck you. She gets her feelings hurt bad. Yeah, she's like, what the hell? I was gonna fuck that guy, marry him,

and give him a bunch of money. She kills herself. Mila Kunis killed herself today because a 75 year old would not fuck her on Facebook. She does like a gruesome public suicide. Yeah, gruesome. Like jumps off a building into a helicopter blade. Just braids a crowd.

And then there's just TMZ guys shaking his faggy cop. He's like, so she turned into Red Rain. It kind of rules that we all became so retarded. Like, India is like these marionettists. Is that the term for it that controls the marionette? Oh, yeah, yeah. But they're playing all the boomers like a fiddle just got them all on a string and siphoning You're not gonna get any money from your parents. They're sending it to a guy. Yeah in Kuwait

Yeah, your grandparents are getting tricked by like the snake from a jungle book with his big googly eyes going all hip no mud They hate they hate their children so much they'd rather give it to an Indian mm-hmm Then give then you have you see a scent yeah see a fucking scent of it I was explaining that to mom I was like I know so many like old people are so vicious and vile like they just want To leave all their money to like a cat or a dog. Yeah, they don't want their family to have I saw So many people don't want they don't build wealth. They don't pass it down. They hate their children I saw somebody the other day the opposite from you their children. I saw somebody the other day. Completely opposite from Jesus.

Yeah, I saw somebody the other day post, I think it was a good summing up, that they were like, my grandpa on his deathbed for his final move sold his 16 Buick that was never driven to Carvana before asking anyone if they wanted to buy it for the same price in the family. Just like out of his deathbed being like, fuck my grandchildren.

I won't even sell it to them for a decent price. Yeah, that's how they all take money. Robot, come get my phone I could give to my offspring. It's yours now. In closing, you know one of the craziest things I saw, I saw a guy, last photo of him ever taken, he was laying in a hospital, it was on Facebook, he was laying in a hospital bed

and he was scrolling on his phone. And he like looked up from his phone like this to get a picture taken, like, do I really, I'm like, you know, I'm on Facebook right now. He's like, he's annoyed that he's not gonna spend his list the last six hours scrolling. He's looking at Jason's picture of the guy on his deathbed.

That's a good meme. You guys don like that. It's being used by Republic Posting Jewish characters on it now That cut it to me straight. How many reels do I have left? what's funny is there's going to be an Adam Curtis documentary one day and All of the anti-semitic propaganda is just gonna be Jace's cartoons that he's drawn Yeah, Curtis will be talking over and over like a family. No, every day. It's a large reason I don't really draw that much anymore.

Every day I wake up and somebody's like, dude, they just shared your drawing on an account called, fuck Indians, kill gays. And it's a drawing I did about like, I don't know how, I don't know, the media's a little corrupt and it's just a Jewish Totally to the words are changed they left the watermark You're the most anti-submitted cartoonist that's ever lived no no I literally I see I see my drawings photoshopped in a way where I go

And I like drop my phone wrong time wrong place Hitler would have bought you a castle in a way where I go, and I drop my phone. Wrong time, wrong place. Hitler would have bought you a castle on a mountain. Yeah, I know. If he, the said drawings by Jace, I need to get them on my team. Hitler would have gone, draw your kind of lazy political cartoons for me, please. Draw your political cartoons where you use extreme irony. It'd be you and Scott Adams in a castle, in a Nazi castle.

Yeah, us both dying from bone cancer because God wants us dead. You go good. I go good, good. I've got bone cancer, I'm drawing for Hitler, good. I use a whole sheet of paper to draw a nose, good. All right, the patreon.com slash lemon party. Please subscribe on YouTube, on Spotify now, too

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