lemonparty - 142: Lib Cities

Episode Date: July 15, 2025

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BWAH! Choo! Choo! Choo! Geek! Geek! Geek! Hello? Yo, I'm just calling to see if you booked our plane tickets for the Seattle shows. Yeah, I got the tickets. We land in Seattle Wednesday, drive over to Portland,

and then down to San Francisco. Okay. Why are we going to these cities? Why did Jace insist we go to these lib cities? It's stupid. He's just throwing a hissy fit because we did all the Texas shows, which he didn't want to do in the first place, but.

I feel like he thinks he's gonna take over Portland and start some sort of brisket taco shop and marry a dyke. Speak of the Lib, I got him on the line. I gotta let you go. All right, I gotta go. Fuck libs. Fuck libs. Talk to you soon. Harow. I mean, what's up, Jace? Hey, buddy, real quick. I just got back from dropping off a bunch of litter boxes at this elementary school. I had a quick

question for you. You know, because I'm a lib. I love litter boxes. Okay, yeah. You know, because I love lippin' out and forcing my obsession with trans ideologies onto innocent children. So I brought them the litter boxes so they can urinate in classrooms like they're cats. No, of course. You love stuff like that. And it reminded me that we're doing those Northeast shows and I just wanted to see how ticket sales are going. Yeah, hold on. So for Seattle, we've sold zero tickets. Damn, zero tickets, all right.

What about the Portland ship? For Portland, we've sold zero tickets. Okay. Well, how do we sell in San Francisco? San Francisco, we've sold negative five tickets. How do we sell negative five tickets? Uh, it says five people went outside the club and self-immolated to protest the show. They set themselves on fire. Like the Vietnamese monk? Uh huh, yeah, just like the Chinese monk in Vietnam. Okay, well, I'm about to head to a Planned Parenthood to do some abortions. Um, and maybe when I get back back I can write a sketch about how we

need to push tickets in the in the LibCities real quick. We can put it on the next episode how about that? Yeah okay man have a good abortion or whatever. Hey you know me man I love abortion so it's gonna be the bees knees okay? Okay bye. I'm gonna have to find a- BLEEEEAAAARG! BLEEEEAAARG! BLEEEEAAARG! BLEEEEAAARG!

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Always. The end. Now you're recording. Okay. So you don't get the testing. Check one, one, two tests. Yeah. Nice.

Jelly. Please come out to Portland, Seattle. And the party dot life. Yeah. A couple of weeks from now and San Francisco. What was that, Devin? Jelly roll here, he says. He said the N word casually. He did. Yeah. No, he didn't.

Yeah. Nutter butter. No, he did. With the hard. He said, yeah. Oh, he said, can I get a nutter? Can I get a nutter, but a baby? You know, he said, am I red, Ben? Ben, I don't think Devin's red. Ben, please.

Jesus. We're trying to talk about J-Roll. Fucking Christ, it's unbelievable. Week after week, you know, you got one job. You know what's hard though is like, I focus so hard on the blue. Yeah. But I feel like I'm spinning plates here. That's been an internal fight that's been

blowing over between me and Devin. There'll be a quiet moment, I'll turn to Ben, I'll go, I think we can get some more blue in there. All right? We have been talking. And Devin's like more red. The left hand doesn't know what the right's doing. It's sort of going around here.

It is funny that we need an assistant. What's that, Devin? I love everything here. I love all the inside jokes, but it is funny that we kinda go like, how come the show's not growing? And like, can you imagine being somebody new and be like, what the fuck are they talking about?

Lights and what does any of this mean? I would turn this off immediately. Be like, it's a bunch of psychopaths talking about different colored lights. They're doing an inside joke that was built on another inside joke that was built on another. Yeah, we've really woven a show together.

Yeah, we're like, listen, we really, we wanna be great for about 30,000 people. And that's it. No, what if you listen to a Jacob's Ladder in sound form? Wouldn't that be great? Because every moment you try to grab it, it changes into something else. Goes through your fingers. Arrested Development was a failure because people couldn't jump in.

So if you didn't see the pilot, you didn't get any of the episodes. Right. So that's why Fox had to can it. Right. And also most people are completely retarded so they don't want to watch. They want to watch like, Bobbles Loves a Bingabong to watch. They want to watch like Bobbles Loves Binga Banga or whatever that show is called. Bobbles Loves Bingbo?

Yeah, Bobloves Bingbo. Bobloves Abishola or whatever it was called. It's literally called Bobloves Abishola. Bobloves Abishola. What is this? Devin, you never saw this? No. You know Bobloves Abishola.

This must have been when I was watching Razali and Isles. It's about Bob, the guy from Mike and Molly, I believe. How did you never see this? Oh, Bob, is this him? Oh yeah, it's the round table pizza guy with a black wife. Yeah, yeah, and he marries like a... And she's nursing him because he had a cardiac event? Yeah, he had a cardiac event from seeing her.

And then yeah, he marries, she's like a, you know. How long was this on TV for? Did her... Too long! I think 18 seasons, he married her. She's like a, you know. How long was this on TV for? Too long! I think 18 seasons, something like that. Too long, Devan. It's a little, why can't it just be like Bob and Macy, and the black woman's name is Macy or something? No, she's from. Why did it have to be like white guy and whamma jamma blamma?

She's from darkest Africa, Devan. She's from Nigeria. Oh, okay. And the only episode I've seen is her family comes in to visit and they're all wearing the Black Panther headdress. Oh really, so she's like African African. She's like African African. Can we show that on here?

I thought they were. Because it's very funny. I think so. I think CBS forgot they made this show. Yeah, we probably can't show that, right? Wasn't there another show on AMC that it was like a continuation of According to Jim or something and the whole show on like AMC that like it was like a continuation of Like according to Jim or something and the whole show is like I hate my fucking faggot husband

But the name was like leave that Kevin can go fuck and go fuck himself Yeah, that is that a continuation of Kevin so that was king of Queens go on Yeah, so it's a response to those type of shows like king and queens and stuff And it's so they shoot it two ways if they shoot a three camera, and it's like the husband comes Oh, he's like I fucking I fuck your sister. Sorry Okay, and everybody laughs, and then he walks out of the room, and then it cuts the single camera And she's like I I hate my I hate my life It's like a dark. I watched a couple episodes. It was not well. She worked on Kevin can wait

Yeah, and she was at a disgruntled She was disgruntled She had a bad experience on Kevin can wait and then so she launched that show as a commentary about women also Just working in Hollywood in general and how women are unhappy in there and it's somehow It's actually the man's fault that the woman chose to spend her life with this guy who sucks ass That's right. Who's a fucking moron, who's very hateful and angry all the time. But she's actually a brilliant genius.

He's an idiot. It's because we're the most powerful creatures on Earth. That's correct. They just are led in different directions and lose their entire life because of somebody else. But they have- A husband is a complete old- Who has a tractor?

Interestingly enough. But they have incredible free will and the strongest creatures on Earth. Yeah, but one day when they're 27, they wake up a man's inside their pussy her trickter? Interestingly enough. But they have incredible free will and they're the strongest creatures on Earth. Yeah, but one day when they're 27, they wake up a man's inside their pussy, they're married to him. Chase, can you turn my cans up, by the way? Turn your cans up?

All right. How about this, I got an idea for a show. Is that you? Because now, Woke's out, or actually no, I guess Woke's in again, I'm not sure where we are. But how about this, this would get better ratings. How about Bob hates Abishola? And he's standing outside her house, he's never met her.

He has a can of gasoline, a big red can, he's waiting on the lawn. But it's a love story. And as the culture changes, he loves her, and then once we were racist again, then it goes back to he hates Abishola. Yeah, there's a moment where he has a heart attack trying to light a cross on fire.

Exactly. She comes out and saves him and in the hospital bed, he goes, you know, maybe you aren't a dirty piece of poop. That's so funny. Just lays in. That's funny, because when the Dear White People came out, I tried pitching a show called Listen Up Blacks, and no one wanted any part of it.

See, we can go out with that now. Listen up, blacks. Can we go out with that of it. See, we can go out with that now. Listen up, blacks. Can we go out with that now? Are we still in? I don't know. Are we in? Crazy Rich Asians? These names, it's like we could all morph them into whatever.

If you start with it, Crazy Rich Asians, fucking loaded Jews. What's that? I have a show on TV called Fucking Loaded Jews. Starting a show called normal whites. Very normal white people. Yeah. Yeah, I love, there's these sitcoms

that they get greenlit for nine seasons. And it's about people working in a medical office. And the only white guy in the whole TV show, he's just like, he's falling down manholes. It's literally the Brian Regan joke of like the dads stuck in the whole TV show. He's just like, he's falling down manholes. It's literally the Brian Regan joke of like, the dad stuck in the blinds. Yeah. I'm a giant idiot.

All the minorities there, these brilliant, sassy, quick witted, like Shakespearean level wit, like quick, amazing, and then just the white guy walks and he slips, breaks his neck. Costco chicken, he's like, this is spicy. And they're like, there's nothing on it. And he's like, whoa, whoa, and he like, trips in his own jizz,'s like, this is spicy. And they're like, there's nothing on it. And he's like, whoa, whoa. And he like just trips in his own jizz

and like kills himself. He falls out the window onto a car. And they look at the camera and they go, you know why people be doing that. You know why people be doing that. I've seen scenes where he's like, like a patient gets wheeled in in a clip of the show. Like a patient gets wheeled in. a clip of the show. Like a patient gets wheeled in.

And the gay Filipino doctor, Nico's, what's his name? Nico's, I don't know. Gay Filipino guy? He's a gay Filipino guy with glasses. He's like really sassy. Oh, I don't know. That's, yeah. He's like a big star.

He is? Whatever that means. I don't know, Connor knew his name. Connor knew his name, Nico's something. I don't know. His name's Nico's? I think so. I think Connor know Connor knew his name Connor knew his name Nico. I don't know His name is Nikos. I think so. I think cars play a trick Nikos he just liked he's like oh to do he's like get him an IV bag and IV bag He's like, yeah, he got in a motorcycle wreck. He's like, yeah Right. He has no clue. This guy's supposed to be saving people's lives. He has no idea what to do.

He can't handle salt and pepper on chicken. It's too much seasoning for him. He's acting like he's biting into a habanero. I've seen clips of Abbott Elementary that turn me into Timothy McVeigh. I'm like, I'm gonna load a truck up and drive it into CBS Studios. Well, I'm glad that they're part of it. Can you turn my cans up? I'm glad that uh... Is it this one? Turn up the main one. Oh, the main one?

Yeah, there you go. When I watched Abbot Elementary, I go, this is so similar to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. So I'm really happy that It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia has merged with Abbot Elementary, because I couldn't think of shows more similar in quality and laughs per minute. And so I'm just really excited right now

about what's going on on TV where Abbott Elementary has merged with It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia and they're all doing a big, they're having a big jubilee. Hey, I got an idea about you, all the elementary. Ooh. How about we go that way? Yeah. But from the perspective of the cops, finally,

so we can clear their names. Just them playing Angry Birds in the hall. It's five minutes long. But from the perspective of the cops finally, so we can clear their names. Just them playing Angry Birds in the hall. It's five minutes long. He was on the last level. He was trying to get the ice, or you can't pause the game. Yeah, they have sassy black women just being like,

I ain't got time for that. Pop, pop, pop, pop. Mm, you know these schools these days be full of child blood, mm-mm. Quina Brunson's just had exploded on a floor. They gotta be a mass shooting when I wear my good dress. You know he trans, you know he trans in there. I love that we're doing a Yuvaldi Elementary joke. Somehow we're making it about black women,

which has nothing to do with it. It's still Abbott Elementary, it's a crossover. Oh, crossover, right. If you watch clips of- So it's still Quinta Brun it's a crossover. Oh, crossover, right. If you watch clips of- So still Quinta Brunson in Yuvaldi Elementary. Yes, if you watch clips of Abbott Elementary, it's four old black female actors going like,

ain't nobody got time for that. The show should be called, Ain't Nobody Got Time for That. I've never seen it. Devin loves the damn show, though. He can't get enough of it. Born and raised in LA, he's livid as it gets. Devin, take it away.

Take it away, Deon, take it away. Take it away, Devon. Take it away. No, I enjoy, listen. I'm kidding, you're red. I'm not gonna fall for your ruse. No, you supported the pedophile back in November, actually. Who's this? You voted for him.

You voted for him, you wrote his name in it. You talking about Donald Justice Trump? Who will soon, who will soon do it everyone wants Yeah, it's just waiting for the right time. It's 40 chess He's doing Q shit right listen He's probably think he's a pedophile now. I was wrong. I wasn't also like defending it seriously I just thought it was funny to defend him He just he didn't seem like a type of guy that liked you know

People's bodies that weren't fully grown, but I'm sure he is now. I guess I very wokely mentioned the Katie Johnson trial and how close he was to Trump. Yeah, listen, with that guy so much was thrown at him that I was like, that's the one thing. I just thought he liked big pits. No, apparently he it Israel and little girls I don't really give a shit and vote for the fucking guy And this is very funny to watch I'm fucking it is very funny to what flavor of the week yeah We need to remember Trump is still funny of course we got to give him that well

Traditionally sex criminals are mm-hmm. That's right. Jimmy Saville. Bill. Yeah. Exactly. Thank you, Jace. Notorious pedophile. Very, very talented. Bill Cosby. Great comedian.

Woody Allen. Chris D'Alia. Exactly. Vince Champ. One of my favorite comedians, Vince Champ. Yeah. I don't think he was a pedophile, though. Oh, no.

He was a violent rapist. I forgot. My mistake. I don't think Bill Cosby was a pedophile, either, from where. Oh no, he was a violent rapist, I forgot. My mistake. I don't think Bill Cosby was a pedophile either, from where I remember. No, he was also a violent rapist, yeah. D'Li was a pedophile. Yeah, I'm sick of people calling Cosby a pedophile.

Me too, man. It's ridiculous. Leave Cosby alone. Leave him alone. See, the culture, it's gone too far. It's gone too far. Everyone's a pedophile, no. No, yeah, but Trump is,

this is funny to watch them all eat themselves. It's just funny the amount of shit we got back in November now. I saw guys on Twitter named like, you know, like at Kill the Jews 1488 being like, Trump's a pedophile, he should be killed. I'm like, you just, you called this game nine months ago. They're burning their MAGA hats

like LeBron went to Miami to fuck kids. I'm taking my penis to. I'll be taking my penis to South Beach this uh this offseason, and I'm gonna be having sex with Virginia Jeffrey I'm taking my penis to pre-k I'm so happy when the culture is like it's pedophiles all the way down mm-hmm Yeah, just like the great you know. My favorite Sturgill Simpson song. Pedophiles all the way down. I said Jesus, play your thing.

I seen Donald Trump on that island, face fucking a girl who's only 14. It's a pedophile on top of the back of a bigger pedophile, on top of the back of that pedophile, all the way down. Yeah, and at the very bottom it's Larry Silverstein. Standing on the twin towers. Standing on the twin towers, which are on top of giant insurance claims.

And that's my mythos of creation. Dude, now it unlocked the whole thing for me with him being an Israeli faggot slave and covering up the head of the snake, Jeffrey Epstein. These reporters are saying Gerlein now, which is pissing me off. an Israeli faggot slave and covering up the head of the snake. Yeah. Jeffrey Epstein. Girl, they these reporters are saying girl, a now which is pissing me off. I've given myself permission to look into the JFK Israel thing now. Yeah, that's a fun one. That's so that's a pretty good one. Yeah. JFK and Israel.

He was he was trying to stop this arms race with Israel from them getting nuclear weapons. And he had a whole talk with them to put a stop to it. And basically JFK, regardless of what happened there, he was made an example of. Yeah. Okay, the CIA. What they do to them.

Was formed around 1950, 1951. What happened to JFK? What'd they do? He had a really good time. He had a really good life. Yeah. He rode in a really shiny car in Dallas, which, baby, when I'm in Dallas, I'm on vacation.

Yeah, he couldn't believe what he saw. His head was fucking spinning that day. He saw the new grand opening of a Buc-E's and the back of his head blew off. They actually fried his skull cap up on the brisket grill at Buc-E's. That would be awesome if someone assassinated the president now,

but they were in the Bucky's mascot uniform. Yeah, yeah. With a rifle on top of a water tower. Yeah, the president gets killed in a Bucky's, we have to turn into a museum. And he just, is a famous picture, it's that famous picture of Oswald getting shot, but there's a gigantic fat guy,

and a little tiny cowboy hat going. So like go on about JFK. Oh, I'm just saying he's been the example of every president knows if they get, if they get in the way of the war machine, if they get in the way of the weapons industry, if they get in the way of whatever foreign agencies have infiltrated us, we're on YouTube right now. So you fill in the way of whatever foreign agencies have infiltrated us,

we're on YouTube right now. So you fill in the blanks there. You know, you gotta fall in line, you gotta do a certain thing. Listen, we all would love to drain the swamp. But if you drain the swamp. So you think JFK was killed because of Israel? I don't know, I've given, you know what, Devin, sometimes,

you gotta surprise yourself during the day and you gotta give yourself one little treat. And today I said, you know what, I'm gonna look've given you know what Devin sometimes you got to surprise yourself during the day And you gotta give yourself one little treat and today. I said you know what I look at the ties between Israel The J. I did that about a couple months ago I I'd gone to appear where I got really into the JFK investigation And I almost got tired of it the couple months ago somebody's like well JFK defunded Israel my sure throw it on the bottle Sure, I go. I don't know. I'm not going to Google us. Single other thing. Fine.

Throw it on. Throw it on there. I've red stringed it now. Yeah. Mob, CIA, Israel. It's like throwing zucchini on the grill next to all your meat. Sure. Like you're going to protect.

I know. Yeah, no, we'll eat that. Sure. I'm making a gum. I'm like, sure. Put some fucking Tony Sattries in there. Who cares? throw it in so Yeah, I don't know why I brought that up. What did he take any actions against Israel specifically?

He did not want them to acquire nuclear weapons. Okay, and then once he was out Lyndon B Johnson was in being bang boom. I think it was 1967 did he allow them the Vietnam War continued you have the Gulf of Tonkin sure incident the famous That's so false flag so Vietnam so then we were deployed hundreds of thousands of more soldiers into Vietnam and then Israel got their nuclear. Well, I don't know now. I'm just a wee Man, I'm just an idiot. I'm just a father to playing his original Xbox Lord of the Rings games 2002 playing his original Xbox Lord of the Rings games 2002, the two towers at home.

Pausing your Gandalf playthrough, speed run, to Google Israel for 30 minutes, then get back to the speed run. Dopamine stacking, playing Xbox, watching Buckbangs on the other TV. In your gravity chair, your new gravity chair that you have. So do with this information what you will.

Sure. But I let myself dip my toes into that. I said, you know what, fuck them. Fuck them, because it seems that the Israeli intelligence and the US intelligence communities, they do not want this Epstein list to get out. And you know what, man? Every foreign country says that we're controlled by them,

and I'm gonna let myself have this one. I think I deserve it. I think I deserve it. I'm not gonna go down the whole buffet and put everything on my plate at once, Devon. You know that about me. Sometimes I'm gonna. I'm showing restraint here. I'm on racist ozempic. You have impulse control.

Yes. Ben, you're you're at Luby's and you grab your plates full. You're like, you know what? I'll get the fucking fried fish. And you're like, I'm not even gonna eat that. That's just on my plate. It's on my plate. I just have that as an option. I might eat it later. I don't even know. Maybe I'll go back and get chocolate pudding, then eat the fish. Who knows?

Who knows? Exactly. I ordered it. You put mac and cheese on the plate to cover the white because you just want it to fill out. That's what you're doing. Exactly. Exactly.

Cheers. Cheers. Cheers to O.P. A-zah. Cheers. Cheers. It's very funny, Israel was demanding a nuke like what, like 18 years after they even were formed?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like, that's very. You mean the year 2987? Or BC 2987? Oh right, that was in like, Stan Lee wrote that, right? That was like their Marvel thing. Now I did want to get into this,

the joke is they were founded 3000 years ago or whatever. I don't think that's a joke. Whatever. It's not a joke. What would it be? BC 987? I don't, I don't joke about that type of stuff. But Devin, Jace, both of you,

now I love, my little Roger and Ebert team here. You guys are brilliant, you had this AMC pass. Oh my god, I'm a Stubbs man. Yeah, we are a pretty good Roger and Ebert team here. You guys are brilliant. You had this AMC pass. You're the ultimate critic. Manela Stubbs. We are a pretty good Roger and Ebert team. We disagree about movies very often for having similar tastes. Oh, I thought it was one guy.

No, it's Roger and Ebert. Who was the last guy? No, no, no, it's Siskel and Ebert. Siskel and Ebert, but then it became Roger and Ebert when Siskel got killed by Israel. But Roger Ebert was his name. Yeah. But Siskel died way long ago.

It wasn't, it was Richard and Ebert. Richard, or Richard Roper? Roper and Ebert? Roper and Ebert? I don't actually know. We're so fucking confused. I'm so confused now, what's going on? Raybert, Raper and Ebert?

It used to be Siskel and Ebert, and then Siskel died, and then. It was replaced with Richard Roper or something? Richard Roper did it with Roger Ebert and then Roger Ebert's neck started eating him alive or something. Roger Ebert and Gene Siskel, yeah Siskel and Ebert, but who was after...

Yeah, who came after? Because when I started watching, Siskel had already died, I didn't figure out about Siskel till later. Gene and Roger? We didn't go to Roper. It was like Roper and Ebert at the movies. Who took over?

Yeah, who took over for them? Go down, keep going, keep going. Cisco. You gotta keep going though. Keep going? Keep going. Let's get to the 2000s. Why do I gotta keep going?

Cisco died of, Cisco died, like Harvey Milk killed him with his com or something. I don't know what I'm looking at here. This is just for. All right, just go to rope, Richard Roper Roger Eber. Type that in and see what the name of the fucking show is. Richard Roper? Yeah, Roper.

Roper, Roper. Like Raper with an O. Okay, got it. Doesn't exist now. Yeah, Richard Roper is well known. Eber and Roper. Yeah, Eber and Roper. But there was only 2000 into it.

That's what I was getting in my head. Jace, you fucked up a little bit. I did fuck upden Roper. Yeah, Eberden Roper. Terrible. There was only two of them. Sorry. That's what I was getting in my head. Jace, you fucked up a little bit. I did fuck up a little bit. You took time away from the show. I did. And I, you know what, I apologize.

I only like Turkington and Heidecker when it comes to the movie reviews now. Sure. Those are my boys. On cinema. Sorry, what was that, Dev? Nothing. Jace was talking. Oh, yes.

So, well, I wanted to, we need to offer this a little review here, especially because Shapiro is riddling this thing with bullets right now. And you know me, I, all of a sudden, I love superhero movies. I love the messages behind, you guys have known this about me.

Now what's the deal with this Superman movie? Why has been Shapiro mad about it? What's going on with it? There is a scene in the movie where a Superman saves a baby and I think he's mad about that. I'm not kidding, there's a scene where he saves a baby and I think Ebert was in his chair like, whoa!

Cause it was, yeah, it's like a green alien baby and I think Shapiro's like, that's a fucking, That's a fucking mussy baby! Yeah. Cause it's green? It's like anossy, baby. Yeah, it's green. It's like it's like an alien guy Yeah, alien, baby. It's the guy that has kryptonite. So why is Chris spoilers? Yeah, Kryptonite So they're fighting aliens in the movie. I don't know what's going on. Listen, you know me I don't fucking watch this type of shit. Usually I went last night on a whim with my buddy

Would you go with you go the will David, my old high school friend. Nice. And we sat up, we had to sit up front. Cause I told you, I told you it was good. I was a little worried about telling you. Yeah. I really liked it. Yeah, I knew nothing, I don't know anything.

I think Superman sucks shit. I don't really understand what Superman is or why he matters, cause he's like, if he's super, I don't get why there's ever a problem. I don't really get super heroes in general. They have a superpower, you're God, don't get why there's ever a problem. I don't really get super heroes in general. They have a superpower, you're God, don't know why there's even a big battle, don't know really why there's any adversity in your life.

Don't know why anything, I don't get it. I don't know what I'm worried about happening to them. Superman especially. And I've always kind of thought. Devin doesn't empathize with the strongest man in the universe for whatever reason. I don't really like straight white men and Sands for sis yeah

No, but so this one was good though every Superman I've seen my whole life is a complete piece of shit back There are the worst they're the worst movies that have been made about superheroes even the old Superman I was kind of like I get this was good in 1978 watching it as in 2009. Christopher Reeves was punished by God, I think The horse hated the movies. The horse he was gonna hate in his movies. God put Christopher Reeve in a prison cell inside his own body for making Superman. The horse bucked him because it was like I saw What you did No, I don't know. Maybe they were good, I'm kidding. Supposedly he's the only good Superman there ever was.

Cause he was handsome or, I don't get it. I don't know, I don't care. But this was pretty damn. I know, he probably got raped a bunch though once he had locked in syndrome. Yeah, no he did. Cause he was so good looking. I'm sure Jimmy Savile raped Christopher Reeves.

No, they turned to him. On his crippled ranch that he had. You don't know about the crippled ranch? The crippled ranch that Jimmy Savile had. They drove into the crippled ranch. All right, Mr. Reeves, the crippled ranch. Yeah. We're gonna stick you here in the rape ring.

Yeah. He got a big S on your chest for sexual assault. No, so Weinstein, so they let Christopher Reeve do a rear window remake after he got paralyzed. No, they didn't. They did, that's a real thing. How was it, did they change the ending with the fall and everything?

No, the ending is he just tries to eat real food and then he chokes to death and dies. Are you serious? No. Oh, serious? No. Oh, that's funny. Because he's like Terry Shiavo, right? He's got a big tube. He's got a big tube and he kind of, he does the like, I want to be an inspiration to everybody

and then like, don't talk on camera. That sucks. But yeah, to make the movie that Harvey Weinstein was like, I get him for a day, one day to do whatever I want with him. Fuck his hole. Fuck his ass, whatever. Eat his ass. I'll jack off in his tube, whatever. See how his penis has been sitting?

See if it's flat, because he can't move it much. So you wonder if gravity weighs it down one way where it becomes a flat sort of. Has it turned into like veal a little bit? Yeah, you wonder what happens to their penis and balls, huh? You do. You do. You always wonder about their penis and balls.

I do wonder that. My biggest worry about being paralyzed is accidentally sitting on my penis and balls, and it falling off. So who's this new guy? Who's this new Superman? No idea who the main character is. No idea the actor.

He was good, though. David Korn's sweat or whatever? Don't even tell me. I don't care. I hope nothing happens with him. But he was good Rooting against him for the rest of his life Did a great job. I don't want to see the typical thing of you do a great job and then you have fame

I don't like I don't like that. I think you should another horse accident immediately cheers, but the guy was good He was really good and the Rachel Brosnahans in it, who's Miss Maisel. And I think she is a delight. I think she's a great actress, and it was nice to see her on the big screen. Nice tits. She's got a great body. I don't usually like white women like that.

And she's a good snow bunny to me. I think she's a Jew. I don't think you can call her white. I think that's racist. Jews are white, unless they put the hat on and their nose is really big. So I don't really know how call her white. I think that's racist. Jews are white unless they put the hat on and their nose is really big. So I don't really know how to identify them. I know they all wanna have this big shield of oppression.

You're only a Jew unless you're really playing into it, putting on the outfit or you got the hat on or you just are ridiculously Jewish looking. Other than that, you're a white person. You follow along in the white land. You're gonna be a white person. You're gonna drink from the white water fountain if we lived in a horrific day and age like that.

So enough of that. Is it Rachel Brosnahan? Brosnahan, I love her. Hold on, I'm going to early. I think she's fantastic. I'm going to Wikipedia early life, real quick. She's really good as Miss Maisel in season one. Then Miss Maisel gets ridiculous

where it's like the 1960s and it's like, they're doing like pronouns in like 1963 or whatever. It's a little woke. She's Irish but in Marvelous Miss Maisel, her kids are Jewish because she buried a Jew and the Jew thinks he's funny But he said she's actually the funny one so it's interesting. Yeah, she's Irish. Yeah, huh? Crazy that's kind of an anti-semitic TV show actually all in all this I had a good time in the theater and this Superman was good. It was Lois Lane, she's Lois Lane. She's Lois Lane yeah.

And she hot? Does she look good? There's no scenes of her without a bunch of clothes on. No she's got a bunch of vests and stuff on. Tons of vests and journalist bullshit on. But I was I was I separately I was I had her nudes on my phone I was looking at it like it was Family Guy clips the whole movie. Just holding it next to the screen. I just I love her she's got a she's something about her is great and she's got chutzpah she's got chutzpah yeah exactly mm-hmm and the movie was good man it was I liked it I'm very good I know they killed why are those hogs why are the Zionists so mad oh it's about like loving people and like you should protect everybody and you know and you

know children children and so of course like Zionists are very upset like loving people and like you should protect everybody and you know shouldn't kill children and stuff and so of course like Zionists are very upset. They killed Ned and Yahoo in the movie which is very funny. Spoilers once again but they do kill Ned and Yahoo. Yeah I saw the villain I'm gonna look at this name because he's a guy. I gotta say though here's the biggest review. I didn't go into it knowing I didn't know why Ben Shapiro hated it I just thought Ben Shapiro hated it because he's it was well He's a failed screenwriter that thought you know mm-hmm. He was gonna be a big deal I say I thought it was literally just there's a scene where Superman's like respect minorities and Shapiro's like fuck it

I didn't even know that I just thought like he just hated it for some to have a take I had no clue it was considered some woke movie until today when you guys were telling me. Again, it's with the bin names. Why is it always bin? David Ben-Gurion, former Prime Minister of Israel. This is who the Superman villain is based off of. According to?

According to Hassan Piker. Oh yeah, so they throw this guy out of the sky. This guy? Yeah, that's him. Oh, he does look like that. It was him. Okay, yeah, so they yeah, they they they throw this guy out of the sky Was actually I wanted to not give you that that's it Yeah, I'll keep trying to say that the movie was made before this conflict even happened. Yeah That's that's a hundred percent. Yeah. Yeah, that's a hundred percent Lex Luthor Lex Luthor was a he's like Steve Jobs guy the villain in the movie Fucking there's a million things this guy right here. No, but type in Bob Rovia Bob Rovia. Oh, yeah That's that's like that's Israel right on Israel that they make up. Yeah

I wish I was soy enough to be and Bob a Yeah, I wish I was soy enough to be Rave you they're gonna invade and kill a bunch of people like Stan plays But at the end of the day superman type in Superman cast Superman 2025 cast real quick. Is it not patriotic that Superman saves America before he saves the other country? That's also true. He neglects the little Palestine child holding the flag. He's about to fly to Palestine and save the Palestinians. Keep going, Ben.

Keep going. Show more. Lex Holt? Nicholas Holt? No, no. It's the really old guy. This guy? No, keep going.

Yeah, that guy. Zlatko Burek. Zlatko Burek. This is the evil guy? Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. That rocks. Yeah, that's him. This is the evil guy? Yeah, yeah. Holy shit. That rocks. Yeah. This is the villain in Superman? Yeah, and this guy is Croatian, but I think they're like,

get me close enough to Ben Gurin as you can. And he's working with weapons manufacturer, propagandist, corporate companies. They make a point in the movie where this guy has been given hundreds of billions of dollars to invade this country and control the sea. And the movie actually ends with the US government being like, well, yeah, we're fucked.

Well, nothing we can do. Nothing we can do about this now. Superman killed Israel. Superman did it. Superman rules, actually. I kinda wanna see it again. I'm 100% going to watch it again. I enjoyed it a lot, and I don't like baby bullshit.

There's a lot of baby bullshit, and it kinda feels like you're watching different candy on the screen, screen like shoot at each other But it's good candy, but it's good candy. Mm-hmm. And it was I liked it. I was like I was yo, let's go I'll watch it with you guys tomorrow. I was super entertained and I there's a lot of like self-awareness in it and And I've never seen Superman on screen be interesting whatsoever. This was the first time I was like they this is fun They pulled it off pulled it off. Yeah, we love Marvel movies or DC DC. We love DC movies now Mm-hmm. We're now officially soy guys. I mean I did have to give it up for I

We're gonna soy out over. There's great comment There's a there's a bunch of things in it that we have talked about doing as sketches that I was like damn We can't do that anymore like killing that Yahoo No, there's the whole rage monkey thing we had oh yeah, we were gonna make that sketch about or about Aura farmers on Twitter. Oh, they did that I have the movie. Yeah, it's like really good. Yeah. Yeah damn it It's not as funny as we would have we wrote that like six months ago when we were building the studio But they have the capabilities to do it. there's the actual monkeys in a bubble universe Oh, that's just like talking like typing like jay's isn't blue on a computer screen. Yeah. Yeah, it's very Jace

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Fcc what is it? Who said that? Fcc the Federal Commission of child child. What is it? It's the it's the fag cringe child That's what that CC stands for to me, pal. By the way, so I thought I saw the Superman movie. Turns out I just saw this image and I thought I have to get out. It goes, see, now here's what's funny. The...

That's why Ben Shapiro didn't like it. The Soyriq has been trying to meme their way. You call him the Soyriq? Soyriq. The Soyriq is memeing their way into op, and it's been working on people because they're suckers. They're complete morons, they're idiots, they love, oh, JD Vance said, frankly, I don't care, Margaret,

and he talked about being a gamer, and he posts memes and all this shit, right? It's not working anymore. Now, see this, this, Devin, this, this, they're getting ratios. The White House is trying to say, said the symbol of hope, truth, justice, the American way, Superman, Trump, ratioed, ratioed.

Hold on, go up though, hold on. 220,000 likes, get fucked. That's amazing, but look at the one the White House put out, they still, he's like a fat, he's still a fat, he's still kind of fat. Well, the computer can the one the White House put out. They still, he's like a fat, he's still a fat. He's still kind of fat. Well, the computer can only do so much, Devin. They have like those super computers from IBM, like with the quantum shit hanging down.

The stuff that's gonna kill all of us one day. Woo! I know. It's now the great ratioing has begun. They're not gonna be able to meme their way into power, and it's done. It's a crazy vibe shift. We're taking back the memes to meme their way into power and it's done. It's a crazy vibe shift. We're taking back the memes.

The memes are for us, that's not for you. The pen, the ink, the tape, that's for you. You're the government. You draw the lines around things. You tell us what you, you don't get to make us laugh too. Fuck off. The memes are for the peasants. The memes are for the people.

Sit and spin, you Israeli faggot slaves. You know what I mean, Devin? Are you with me? Are you with me? Of course, brother. We're woke now. Uh-huh. It's woke to say that.

Yeah, it's woke. We're woke. Obviously, I'm sweeping it. We're woke libs. Fuck you, Israeli faggot slaves. They're Nazis! This is classicgot slaves. They're Nazis! This is classic Portland shit. They're Nazis!

Devan, we're dark woke. Everybody's dark woke now. We're dark woke, we're dark woke. We're turning into the lady that's like, I didn't vote for the fucking fascists. We are. Remember that lady in the car. We're screaming, yeah.

We are. As if Kamala wouldn't be doing anything on the same night. It just sucks that like, she't be doing anything like that. It just sucks that like, It's just sucks that they were upset at him for like verbiage. What do you mean? It sucks that all the people that were annoying about him, it wasn't over like knowing he would do this type of shit.

You know? Sure, sure. But that's the past. But they also were right. They also did say that I was, I did think he would release it. I did, I didn't at all. Actually I didn't, I didn't care. I also love- I never cared. I did I didn't at all actually I didn't I didn't I also love I never cared. Yeah, I love the Andrew Schultz's of the world who are just like right, but I didn't vote for this shit

It's like what a politician will hide on the campaign trail. That's crazy. Yeah. Yeah They're just you know, they'll fucking say whatever flavor of the month and now they're trying to shift back Setting that they get to ride the wave of the people that supported those candidates and then act like they never now They're jumping ship now that they've lost the narrative. Yeah, you're full of fucking shit. You don't believe in anything What if it's now you're anti them you had them all on your show and you're smiling and laughing with them now You're anti this anti that what if it's a simple fuck you what if it's as simple as You're all bad. What if it's as simple as not believing in cancel culture? Wow.

Wow. Okay. No, I'm going to play devil's advocate again because I know. All right. Let's put it on the flag. Listen, I know when you lost us $3,000 the day after Trump won. Well, Devin, that's a month, so you've got to compound that 12 times. $36,000.

$36,000. When you lost us $36,000 three months ago Because you had the nerve to have you know a moral backbone and be correct about something you piece of shit you fucking idiot Cuz it was it was really based and cool at that time for him to win and I defended it trying to be you know being funny trying to be funny at least. And what if it was about them not, like you don't cancel yourself if he's in it. It actually makes perfect sense he didn't release it. He's fucking in it, what do you guys want?

What do people want out of this administration? They want a woke cancel culture me too administration? You want a guy that doesn't get pussy? They're pedophiles. Get over it. Why would they call attention to that? End of story. What are you, an idiot?

Are you a fucking moron? It is weird, I saw the exact same accounts tweeting like Trump dancing to you know, like, Staying Alive, the next day, like, posting him with Jeffery Epsi The next day like posting him with Jeffrey Epstein. I'm like so you knew these existed, but he's going to expose. I just think it proves most people just think purely off vibes like an automaton.

And that's about it. It's all vibes. It's all aura and vibes. And the vibe shifts. The vibe shifts back and forth and we just ride it into extinction. And I will. I don't know. I just wanna to be so grateful that everybody's calling

everyone a pedophile once again. It's back to, the narrative is all the billionaires and all the world leaders are pedophiles and hiding. It just breaks. And they're covering for the pedophilia. It brings an actual tear to my eye when I have my morning coffee and I scroll my feed. Yeah, yeah.

Like, god dammit, you're beautiful sons of bitches. I walked out of Superman in the most Mexican mall of all time because it's right on the border. It's the only good AMC. And I saw, I checked my phone and I'm like, Trump just denied the Epstein thing. And now everybody's calling him a fat retard. And I was like, you know what, I'm hope-pilled now.

I'm hope. You have hope for the people. And you know what, it's hip to be Lib. I played the long game. You did, you were so, Jace, you have full range. Me and Devin, we talked about this. We emailed back and forth about the show.

We email, we don't text. I emailed Devin. Ben and I email. And we go, let's get this on some proper servers. Ben and I live 30 minutes away from each other, we email. I emailed Devin. I said, Devin, I didn't even CC you or anything. I said, we have to let Jace, he has free Gambit now to live out as much as he wants on the

show and Devin approved it. We sent it to our advertising people, they think it's okay for you to live out. I approve. Can I tell you, here's the hell of being me though. Because of my instantly contrarian nature from being raised in a cult, I will enjoy this for two weeks and then somebody will post something very gay in Libby, and I will become conservative again. That's the thing, that's what's gonna happen.

I have two weeks, and then I go, Devin, you give me that fucking red light. That's what's gonna happen. That's what's gonna happen, 100%. That's what's gonna happen. You're gonna become a pedophile. Yeah, somebody's gonna, somebody's. Are you joining them?

I'm gonna see like a Sondpiker tweet like Kamala in a Wonder Woman outfit, and I'm like, no, I fucking, I'll rape a kid in Israel right now. I'm giving shit I'm gonna see like a songpiker tweet like Kamala and a Wonder Woman outfit I'm like no, I fucking I'll rape a kid on this Maybe I'm an Israeli faggot sleep. I'm driving the I'm driving the Melanogra or whatever stupid. What's his a compound? Mar-a-Lago. I'm driving a Mar-a-Lago That's what it should be called should be called melanin Yeah, I'll drive to I'll drive to whatever that place is called, like that astronaut lady.

Put a big diaper on. Yeah, to go kill her husband or her boyfriend. I'll drive through those goal gates, shouting like, let me fuck kids. You're shouting at the fire. Let me fuck kids for Israel. I just want to fuck one. Let me fuck them for Israel.

I want to be in the big crowd. And then you think security's going to fire me, but then Pete Hegseth or whatever his name is walks up to me and he's like, you're now the secretary of the interior. Steven Miller pulls up in a big red Corvette. Yeah, Steven Miller pulls up, he's like, congrats, you're in the gay secretaries.

That's how I talk now. That's how I talk, I'm Steven, I talk like a Valley girl from 1980. I'm Steven Miller, Hitler fag. Fucking hate that guy. I wanna cut his head off with a shit song. Isn't Stephen Miller like a legitimate white nationalist? Yeah.

Like for real? I think so. Like ten toes down type shit? Let's calm the rhetoric. What's ten toes down? Just like his feet are in, he's like standing on bidness. Let's be. A Nazi guy who's standing on bidness. Let's, let's be.

A Nazi guy who's standing on bidness. And he calls it bidness. I stand on bidness. He goes, I fucking hate black people. I stand on bidness. Yeah, I was in the barbershop the other day and the whole block talking about how Hitler was, Hitler was no Captain Man.

I think right now, guys, let's, I get it that you guys hate racism, white supremacy, let's leave that aside right now, let's focus on defeating the pedophiles and the elite, let's make this about class, let's make this about pedophilia, okay? I understand you wanted to attack people because of the KKK and all that stuff, let's focus on the pedos.

You can't be, there's a certain bracket. You damn lib. Listen, pedophiles are always going to be assigned to Creepy guy that lives with his mom That wanders the neighborhood and goes to parks It's never gonna we're never gonna be able to let it be known that it's like it's there's guys in nice suits doing it Yeah, guys look like Bruce Wayne. Those are the pedophiles. It would ruin everything. Oh, Wes, you're saying there's a necessity for the... You're saying it's a... They make the world go round? I don't fucking make the rules. I didn't start this shit.

I'm not God. I was born fucking yesterday. I don't know what's going on. I just know when I was born in this world, I knew pedophiles were it and I'm not gonna my daddy told me my daddy my granddaddy my great-granddaddy told me pedophiles run the world and that's what my great-granddaddy said they never gonna release the file son it's a smokescreen for other Mossad honeypots we don't know about it is very funny People were like expecting them to release their own I know that's the most retarded thing about it like I just don't even get it like if they And I see people now being like what so what happened did Pam Bondi like over promise?

I'm like wait. How are you trying to make this not exactly what it is crazy enough We know a guy named Jeffrey Epstein was running a pedophile island and a ton of people were we just a little bit we know. Yes. It's crazy. Crazy. Yeah. That could break faith in the entire institution of everything. But people are so dumb they're doing like pedophile Pokemon battles. Yeah. Where they're like my pedophile will kick your pedophile's ass. Yes, exactly. And my pedophile will kick your pedophile's ass. And my pedophile's not a pedophile, he's just cool. Your pedophile's a pedophile. My pedophile was just there to look at the beach.

He wasn't there to fuck kids. He didn't even know what was going on behind him. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My pedophile's really big and strong. Kick your pedophile's ass. So, I don't know, I mean, it's just, what do you want? Like, do you want... It's not like the Democrats weren't in it either, though.

No, for sure. Biden didn't release anything. That's what's great. We're finally all teaming up against the pedophilic elite, the billionaires, the politicians, the people that sacrifice children. You know how funny, real quick, real quick aside, I was a guy that had a big blue lives matter shirt

on the other day and it was very funny. I kept imagining how funny it would be to just like act like he's a demo like be like you'd be like you pro cops guy Me too, but a lot you Democrat, right? The blue that's why you're blue. You're blue. You're back the blue Your southern dog Democrat your big Biden guy your big Biden guy Now I'll give you guys a choice to wrap up this episode going for the final bit here. Okay.

I have the downfall of Hub's life, which someone just put on my desk. What happened to Hub's life? Someone just put it on my desk. Did he blow his head off? Did he pull out two guns and make this motion in the mirror and then put them in his mouth and blow his brains out? We can get into that.

Or, found a guy that fact big fat kid Went down the route of like starving himself to try and lose weight might be triggering for you could be interesting I would like a little insight into that little fat kids life who got in shape and got really fit That's probably a little we maybe save that one for the patreon and I got a big fat couple that got married Okay, well my friend Sam just emailed to me. We can make it a fat patreon Save the fats for patreon. Save the fats for patreon. So we'll wrap up right now with hubs life exactly

Someone just emailed it to me. They just put it on my desk. They just dropped it off. It's nice and fresh I could crack it for us. We can enjoy an ice glass Your newspaper editor like smoking a big cigar. Get me pictures of Hubsan, damn it! Now this, I don't know who this gentleman is, but I guess we should give him a shout out. TTIVNGTV did a whole breakdown. Now obviously you guys know I'm not on TikTok

because I can't trust myself on there. The algorithm, you know, I don't like looking into that mirror. I don't like being on there. Right. I don't like being on there. You don't like to see what it'll show you eventually. Yeah, TikTok also just said they don't check IDs.

Oh no. So I don't want them to show, I'm like, I'm not interested. TikTok's like a reverse bar, they'll check your ID, kick you out if you're old. They're like, do not show your old tits on this app. That's why Trump wanted to shut TikTok down. He couldn't handle himself looking at all the child's

camel toe on it. That is TikTok. Yeah, it is. It's like three-eyed, like, lead poison babies and 14-year-olds showing their camel toe. Yes. There's a big trend. There's a big trend that's like,

you couldn't go out with a 2009, like in quotations, and then it's immediate, I click off, I'm like, Jesus Christ. A 2009? Yeah, it's like in quotations, like they're quoting a hypothetical person saying, I couldn't go out with a 2009, meaning a 16 year old.

Oh man, I hope Camille doesn't figure this out. You know one of the big problems with pedophilia? Go on, David. One of the big problems, Jay's, good job. Thank you, buddy. One of the big problems with pedophilia? One of the big problems of Jason, good job. Thank you buddy. One of the big problems with pedophilia. Very good. Other than the fact that children lose their souls. Other than robbing a person their entire life. Other than basically killing someone and then they have to live like another 60 years. But they're not even really alive. Creating a zombie in real life. Creating a real life zombie, that's the main problem with pedophilia, obviously.

But also. But also is that it's now becoming, it's such a mainstream thing, pedophilia, like just talking about it, is that now we got these people that have an issue with being a 38 year old with a 32 year old. Yeah, age gap discourse. This age gap discourse is fucking absurd

I see people talk about like you can't be like 31 with like a 27 year old or some shit like that It's like what are we age gap discourse is maybe the most disrespectful thing. I've ever heard somebody say about women Yeah, it's like well, she's 27 year old can't date a 31 year old because women are very why you say they're morons Yeah, they're morons. It's a's a 27 year old woman's a fucking retard. And so why, she couldn't possibly be with a 31 year old. Don't people just sort of take advantage of each other at the end of the day? That's the thing.

I think we kinda gotta go back to that. Can we dive into love for a second? I think we gotta go back to like, just let people rip each other apart. How about no more cops, no more rules? That's kinda what the Trump administration's saying. They're kinda saying, they're kind of, with not releasing this, they're kind of going

like every man for themselves. Yeah, it's Hobbesian shit. Just get out there. Survival of the fittest. Get out there and drag somebody back to your lair, and we're not gonna get involved, as long as they're illegal. As long as they're legal.

Yeah, we do have vans coming by your house to throw you in. Stick your teeth into anyone's neck in your fucking basement. Either get really strong or invest in some type of cryptocurrency that's ruining the country, rotting it from the inside out. Excellent point, Devan, this is very good.

Thank you, Ben, that's why I'm here, buddy. Did you get that off of Breaking Points? Was that Crystal and Sanger? Ryan Grim. Ryan Grim, deep cut. I do watch Breaking Points. You are, every time I come over, you're deep in the political stuff.

I ask you what's going on, you have no idea. I come over, you're deep in the political stuff. I ask you what's going on, you have no idea. I don't have a clue, but it's on. It's on, I have no clues going on. You're not retaining any of it, the news of the day. I'm over it, dude. It's not, I did, I used to actually kinda care. It's just the same thing over and over and over again.

Nothing ever happens. We live in a debate culture, too. It's like right now thing over and over and over again. Nothing ever happens. We live in a debate culture too. It's like right now there's two people debating whether Israel, who's correct in Israel and Palestine, and they're on a stage and below them Israel and Palestine are killing each other. It's all monetized debates. You know original-

No one wants to come to a conclusion because then they wouldn't have a fucking career if they had to admit they were wrong about something. Everything is entertainment. It subdivides into these insane fractals where somebody's like, well Palestine can't defend themselves currently. And then somebody's like, well that's actually very racist to say they can't defend themselves they just don't know the monetary means.

And then somebody else replies to that and it divides like the capillaries in your body. It just never stops dividing down into atomic particles. Someone was making the point that debates actually are very boring. The actual, if you go back to what debates, because there is a tradition to it and an art to it, the American, like Western idea of debates is actually,

it's just this entertaining sort of shoot from the hip ad hominem, I sort of attack you. Any argument. I'm really mean. Real debates you would put it on, you can go put them on YouTube, you'd be asleep in two minutes. It's so boring.

Watch the fucking Jordan Peterson thing we talked about where he's just like, well what does that mean? What does it mean to be wrong? Oh me and Devin put that on when Parker destroyed him. Our boy Parker. Who's Parker? Oh, Parker, the Jubilee little kid? The kid on Jubilee who ripped Jordan Peterson to shreds.

Oh, yeah. Destroyed him. But what I'm saying is most arguments are people digging their heels in and then kind of thinking, how can I make this person look like a fool? Not how can I learn? How can we come to a place where we're both more knowledgeable about a subject at all?

That's the problem is that everyone's using their intelligence in the wrong way. They're using it to win. Not to bring people together and be like, do you get what I'm saying though? Okay, so come, let's go, let's go, let's start. I see what you mean by that point, but what I think, yeah, it's none of that.

It's all just trying. If somebody says something and then you go, wrong, wrong, kill yourself. It's all just trying. If somebody says something and then you go wrong, wrong, kill yourself. It's people building their own brands in real time. Bluetooth, promo code. It's people building their own brands through intellect or facts,

and no one wants to come together, so I'm over it. I don't give a shit, and I'm just gonna call people retarded fags in a basement the rest of my life. I'm gonna keep calling them all pedophiles, which this has been a big critique that people have had with me, that I think everybody's a pedophile,

I call everybody, now look, people have finally gone up. People have, you log on, everybody's a pedophile now. Well, well, well, I was crying wolf way before you had eyes to see and a nose to smell and ears to hear. Welcome to the world. Look out into the woods. There's bright eyes peering back at you from the darkness

and there are all the eyes of a pedophile. They're coming. They're coming to blow that horn. You're kind of like David Duchovny in The Exiles but for just pedophiles. Everyone's like, well that crazy Ben in his closet. Yeah. He's like, no, they fucking took my sister.

Crazy, scary, scary bit. I mean, if you look at the stats about kids disappearing and what CPS is doing, and just, if you look into these hidden sex trafficking rings that have been operating in the United States of America for a very long time, and that it goes deep, embedded into all the three-letter agencies. It's crazy what the Dems only are doing.

It's crazy whatever team I choose that I'm not on is doing that only, not my team. Actually, you guys are gonna need to start switching as Jace becomes more contrarian as time goes on. Devin, I've kinda sensed you becoming more lib. I'm obviously just toxic and green. I'm lib. Yeah, you guys are gonna have to switch in a few weeks.

We're not there, but we're gonna slowly slide over. Cause Devon's gonna course correct, right? Cause you're gonna hang on to your love of rap music, which makes you liberal apparently. Even though a lot of black people are very conservative and everything else. And hate gay people in the LGBTQ community and Democrats in general.

Devon, you're gonna switch over here. I'm hanging out with like Tim Hardaway and like Bun B and shit. Yeah. Anyway, move on. You're going to get the barbershop and everything. It's going to be glorious. Just talking shit about gay people. You're going to be over here, Devin.

You're going to move blue. Jace, we're going to move. And actually, you guys all it's going to take me. I am a Democrat because I'm at the move. The chairs. I'm a Democrat. And Jace is a Rebluddican Then now we're both just see walking yeah, yeah, and you're D walking yeah, you're Democrat No, no keep no I don't like that. I'm red

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Yeah. It's completely lost. His base hates him. Yeah. He did the one thing you can't do. He defended Epsida, that's everything to that people. Yeah. He did the one thing you can't do. He defended Epsida. That's everything to that people. He wrote a gigantic filibuster on Truth Social and that completely fucked.

He wrote like a socialist meme length post. Yeah. He also said Benjamin Netanyahu is the greatest man in the world, something like that. Did you see that, Jace? Yeah, yeah. He called Netanyahu the greatest man in the world, something along those lines.

It was actually too long to read. I just read the first two paragraphs and I'm like, wow, this is Mike. Wow, not in that just recently. He's called him that okay He's been with nine Yahoo every two months. He's met with him three times now in six months Yeah, well they got a nice little buffet every time they meet, you know, just fucking eight-year-old nine-year-old 12 year old Looking at that menu. Yeah. Yeah Like it's a steakhouse. Who would I like ordered to my room at Little St. James? Yeah, they have a fish tank like it's red lobster and I'll take the red Can you get to my room? Thank you

What's the market what's the market price on the key with the braces by the way I didn't I did not throw Alex Jones out and luckily he did come back because I had a feeling he was gonna come back I told you guys Jones is furious at Trump right now. Every man has a breaking point. He's growing up in his car, crying. His new Infowar Studios, his car. Yeah. So Alex did not experience a downfall.

I love Alex dearly. I'm glad he's back on the team. Now, someone did have a downfall this week, which I wanna get to right now. Hub's life. Much bigger than politics. No, this is as big as space and time itself. Sure. This is Hubs Life we're talking about.

This is your revolutionary road. Hubs Life. This is your greatest. Hubs Life is the guy that we were joking about that you guys know out in old Dallas, Texas. The guy that's. Just a guy living a normal life posting about his normal life We went to college with a million hubs life guys the guys that didn't like me and J's not the people that actually We were joking about a guy, you know That's Hank they who whose life sucks so much shit that he's he's getting hammered next to his wife

Oh, yeah, and he's like explaining to her. He's like, baby, it's not every day you're in Frisco. Like, it's a baby when I'm in Frisco on my vacation. Yeah, I'm on my eighth margarita. We're in fucking Saginaw. Bitch, it's Addison. Bitch, I'm in. I'm in every day. You're in Addison. I'm in Weatherford. Motherfucker. Baby, baby, if I'm in Throckmore and I'm going to take nine whiskey high balls. I think like 20 people live in Throckmore. Or is that Thurber? They're like, baby, if I'm in a historical sundown town, I'm going to drink those mini margaritas.

Yeah, my wife's been in Texas. It's been interesting running into everybody. Seeing life happen to people. They're in, yeah, they're injecting your daughter with like fucking triglycerides every day. She's half the size of my wife. She's been gone for a week, she's huge. Every picture I see, she looks like one of those cows they manipulate the genes so they're jacked.

They're just feeding her like Chick-fil-A sauce every day. Just throwing corn on the ground letting her let her eat it empty Yeah, yeah emptying a bunch of honey mustard packs into a bottle and then giving it to her All right, you earned yourself a slice of wedding alright time for your bottle of corn syrup In a big old belt Get it. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Oh, so whoo So whoo, I don't know is that a giant it's a cripple I need like a rush hour style comedy where an old farmer and a black guy from Compton like find common ground on the suey So it would be amazing. Yeah, he's like you say suey. I'll say so woo You say so woo. I say suey. I'll say suey as feeding time. They're guys like as killing time

Yeah, we like to kill pigs too out on the farm. Man, I love killing pigs. I heard there's an epidemic of Chinese crime gangs. The Yakuza? I just saw Tucker Carlson post about that there's Chinese crime gangs in Maine. Yeah, I think he's trying to align himself with Japan, so that might be like that. Well, America is lined with Japan, right?

Japan loves us. I think he's going team Russia, team Japan, as I was talking about. I don't trust him at all. He's a huge faggot. He was crushing at Turning Points USA. He was getting Bernie Mac level applause. guy who supported regime change in Iran, was supporter of the Iraq war.

Ben, that was more than nine months ago. No. Now it's a new Ben, I love being grifted. I love being- It's so funny, he's like, no, he's the guy. No. He's not gonna run on the things that the populace want, that the people want. Don. He's a real guy now. Ben. He's our guy, on the things that the populace want, that the people want.

He's a real guy now. He's our guy, he's gonna change it. Ben, Donald Trump doesn't lie. He's not gonna lie to me. These people are deployed, these are operatives. They run on the things that the party actually wants so they can pretend they're getting a guy in that then keeps doing it

and everybody keeps swinging like a vine from, it's actually Thomas Massey. He's gonna save us all. No, Tucker, no, this is why you should have voted for Ron DeSantis. That's why you should have voted for, by the way, you know what's really funny? What?

As soon as things are switching back to woke from Republican, Gavin Newsom is such a stupid retard that he just went on Sean Ryan's show this week. Sean Ryan gave him a Glock with his name on it and he's trying to pretend that it's cool to be Republican. And it's the week it's gay to finally be conservative. This is the worst, this is why I hate the DNC so much.

I know, they're so bad. If they push populist reform right now, they'd sweep every election in America, but you know they're gonna nominate a guy named like Cory Rooker or whatever, it's Cory Booker with a mustache, and he's just like, I'll defend Israel even more. Just learn, not a single fucking thing whatsoever.

Anyway. It's just, those lobbies have too much money. It's just, it's gonna keep, it's been broken.'s just those lobbies have too much money. It's just, it's gonna keep, it's been brought, it's done. There's too much money. The only way we'll ever get, we won't get anything. We might get somebody that's like suicidal that is okay with getting killed. So he'll have some good moments

and then we can like martyr him. Yeah, I mean you need like mass societal unrest. If a guy comes out and gets like, gets actual grassroots Support and we all rally behind him and it really goes the goes the distance you mean like violent regime change No, January 6th any politician that goes against Israel will get killed So it's like silly to even give a shit, but they don't kill people That's why they shot JFK in the head,

that was where his yarmulke should have been. They did shoot yarmulke off of him. They made a hole where his yarmulke should have been. Very good, Evan. Very good. Very good. They didn't. They shot him in the head. No, they did it. But uh. What if we go back and look at the Subruder film, there's just like hundreds of rabbis

like sitting in the grass rocking back and forth. Yeah, doing that running a circle thing. Yeah, doing the dance. I always see the video of, yeah. So much of guys blowing their nose. We have to stop the Jews. in a circle thing. I always see the video of, yeah. So much of guys blowing their nose. We have to stop the Jews. Boom! That's why I'm here at the National Association

of Retarded Children. But allow me to, now let's take down a fellow white guy. Yeah, here we go. Let's take down Humpflin. Yeah, here we go. Let's take down Hub's line. Aye, yeah, fuck him. Let's uh, fuck goys too. Yeah. Fuck him.

Fuck him. Fuck the Anglos. Now this is the downfall of Hub's life. You guys have followed him, right? He was the whole guy, big, this is my nine to five. Yeah, he sucks ass. I'm gonna work a regular job. You have to be normalized to normal, I believe was his whole thing. Soon as he made enough money, He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like if one of the aliens from they live was an influencer. Yes

Yeah, and you got to see this chase. He starts begging really. He's begging for money He's like, he's like, he's like, he's like if one of the aliens from they live was an influencer Yes. Yeah, and you got to see this chase. He starts begging really. He's begging for money He's on his knees begging. Oh, he's not doing well. He's filling himself He had a kid and then he quit his job. Cause of his YouTube account was doing well. Because he was making so much money and selling merch. But the whole reason he was making money and selling merch is cause he had a regular job.

He was filming himself microwaving hotboxes. You can't stop. Oh, this poor shit. So here we go. Watch this shit. Ready for this? This is good. Alright, here we go. We eating good today boys! Shoo-ree! Shoo-ree! Oh here we go. We can good today, boys. So we see. Oh, here we go.

Now, you may know who that guy is. His name is Hub's life, where he used to show how a regular nine to five looked. And people fell in love with somebody showing their daily nine to five like a regular person and making it look like a high quality vlog. He would show him going home, heating up a microwave meal and packing up his bag to head into the office for his regular nine to five. And that game-

I love these, like, the fall of people now, where it's like, so what they did is they had a microwave and people thought it was cool, so they gained millions of followers. The guy explaining is like in a Waymo that's sinking in the water. He's like, I gotta be quick, cause my Waymo just drove off the dock.

I'm homeless. I'm homeless, I commandeered a Waymo, pissed because my Waymo just drove off the dock. I'm homeless. I'm homeless, I commandeered a Waymo, pissed on it, and it drove off the dock. It's so funny to be like, how far the mighty have fallen. It's like, what did this guy do? He filmed himself driving to work. Ben, he made $45,000. I think he actually, so on TikTok,

when you do views like that, you get paid out big time. I talked to Mo about that, who was posting for a big. Your Three Stooges friend. My Three Stooges friend. No, one of my Jewish friends I love dearly. I have like 25 Israeli Jewish friends I love dearly. I go to Shabbat. Everybody thinks I'm an anti-Semite.

They're not Israeli, they're Jewish. No, no, my neighbors are Israeli Jews and I hang out with them all the time. They're Israeli, I've been to parties Ben's at and then I've like... They're from Israel? Yeah, yeah. They moved here? Yeah, they have yarmulkes on that say Israeli Defense Forces. They talk about how we need to kill them all and I just keep eating meatballs. I've been at conversations at Ben's Christmas party and like I have to walk away because five

minutes in it's like and then you know the blood should run through the streets and I'm like okay, all right I'm gonna go. They're making gingerbread houses over there. Do you want to take one of those? Is that yours? Yeah, sure. With neighbors, I don't let anything get in between us. It's just, we all love each other, everything's good. You know.

Of course, yes, I believe. Harissa should be made from Palestinian blood. I get it. What do you want me to do? It's a family of seven. They're basically in my back yard all the time. They're playing with my kids. They're very nice.

They're very nice. They just, they don't think Arabs have souls. They don't think they're people. They've expressed this many times that they all need to be killed and they need to go. But other than that, very nice. Very nice, yeah. Other than participating in one of the ultimate evils

of the 21st century. Very nice people. They are, they are, yeah. But regardless, I know one of my friends, Mo, would post on, dude, people are making big money on TikTok. If you get a lot of views on TikTok with that creators thing, 15, $25,000 a post for these TikToks. So I think Hubs was getting a big head.

He was getting, Hubs got the AstroTurf. He got the fake grass in the backyard. He quit a job. That makes you the king of Addison, Texas. He got a hypoallergenic dog. That's gonna run you four or five grand right there. Oh, that's crazy. That's not a tax write-off.

You have to use it for content. Yeah, you get a dog named Marley, because you saw Marley in me before you bought it. You have no fucking imagination. Whatsoever. You're a fucking worthless idiot. Yeah, you are what you are. You are what you've been selling.

You're a nothing. Exactly. And like most nothings, you end up shooting yourself in your corona. But he made it. So as soon as he's on nothing anymore and he made it now that people don't like him, so watch the downfall.

Let's get into it. Watch this here, Devan. Almost one million followers on TikTok by just being real and showing how nice it was to have a regular nine to five job. How come this guy looks like the fat gay guy singer that's dressed like the devil? Who am I talking about?

Oh, Sam. Sam Smith? Sam Smith. He looks like Sam Smith. A little bit, yeah. This was one of the lunches hubs microwaves is in the video. It came to life and now it's got all the dirt here.

He decided to get greedy and try and go and do social media full time. When you build your entire brand around how nice it is to have a nine to five job, all of a sudden stopping your nine to five job is not gonna keep your fans very happy. It's gotten so bad that right now he is on TikTok live streams begging for money.

Damn. I'm going to get a galaxy, guys. If you send me something at the time, I'm going to let him. I don't know if this whole galaxy comes through there, I can't answer any of these. You're going to send me a galaxy, bro. He keeps saying, I can't answer your questions unless you send me a galaxy. Oh.

I'm moving off this real quick because I got to do some investigating. I got to figure out how much a galaxy is on TikTok because you guys watch live. I've seen I've seen that that guy Jason Nash She used to be very big Well, he's on tik-tok everyday begging for money. So his kids don't starve. It's one of the saddest things I've ever seen Well, so that way for like two years. What is he documenting if he doesn't have a nine-to-five? I think that's part of the problem. Yeah, like what is there to do? Oh, a galaxy is $13? Yeah.

Dude, so he's, those, I thought those were at least like 20 bucks. You're basically a homeless person at a gas station at that point. So he's going, I can't talk to you guys unless you send me a galaxy. You're going, hey brother man, can I get a galaxy? I'm on some hard times right now.

Ah, fuck me. And he's got a one year old at home. I wouldn't wish this upon anybody except him. Oh no, it's hell, but he deserves it. But I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie.

I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie, I don't know. Who knows? I don't know what the Delta Java economy is right now. He'll be on Kill Tony. He's at least signing up.

Who likes it when Hub's Life begs for a galaxy? Hub's Life beg for a galaxy. Who thinks Hub Life should kill himself on stage? Of him begging for a galaxy on his livestream and people have started to call him out for it and he actually responded to call him out for it and he actually Responded to this video. He said it was donated to the flood victims However, when you go try and click on his comment to see where he said that it says the comment is not there anymore

People have made entire videos calling hubs life a rug pool and saying that everyone was baited into believing in the nine to five I never bought it. I was the contrarian hater. How is that a rug? How is that a rug pull? He didn't make a shit coin or something. Well, cause he's like, follow me, because you need to, they invested in his whole brand of normalize the norm and love to live to love your normal life, there's nothing wrong with that.

And he goes, psych, I'm an influencer and I'm gonna be a millionaire and fuck you, I'm not working anymore. I get that, also people are so retired, they're calling that a rug pull. Like they just, you need to think of different words to say. Well also, okay, so here's the thing, people will post a picture of a girl and saying,

this girl is girlfriend coded. Just say you saw a nice girl. Oh no, that's his lived experience. Just say it's his life. Yeah, just be a person. Just say it's his fucking life. Stop coming up with all this. Be a fucking person.

I'm very boyfriend coded of you, Devin. Stop speaking in these manners. It's giving me a girlfriend's boyfriend vibe. It's so annoying, but that being said, his crash out need to be studied. Another one I can't stand is this is giving my girlfriend's best friend's boyfriend vibe. I'm like, shut the fuck up.

The girlfriend coded stuff is driving me insane. Someone just posted a picture of Dua Lipa and goes, this picture is girlfriend coded. And it went viral. I'm like, what is wrong with you people? What does that even mean? Just say she's a nice girl. That she could be your girlfriend?

Like she's so hot but also not hot, like not like overwhelmingly hot. This is how mentally ill people are. They see a picture of Dua Lipa and they go, I can get with her. I'm not a hideous troll. See, I think I think I'm on a different internet because every time I see a picture of Dua Lipa and like I exit, somebody go like until the mattress.

Dang, y'all. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly. Through the mattress. Sydney Sweeney, too. It's nonstop Sydney Sweeney. Mine too. Nonstop Sydney. Nonstop Sydney Sweeney.

But by the way, great. Recently, I don't know what she was doing, why she was in that stance, but she was in doggy style. Oh, bending over the tennis court net? She was on like a river or something, and her tight ass was out. Oh, I don't think I saw this one. Tight!

Tight! Where is she posting these things, Dev? She's not. She goes out for paparazzi. There's a team of people harassing her and taking pictures of her naked at all times. God bless these people. God bless the internet.

Who she probably also hires to be. Of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sure, yeah, sure. But she was like, she was like, she was on a river or something in her bikini and she needed to get into the doggy style stance to put sunscreen on somebody.

Yeah, she's like, I'm gonna get a beer, let me just show my outer labia real quick. And everyone online was just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah! Everyone's, like you could feel people coming through the tweets. I saw some fucking retard posts, like a picture of Sydney Sweeney,

like the Zillennials and Zoomers aren't really into Sydney Sweeney, is it actually like soy millennial boomer slop? Yeah. Shut the fuck up. I saw that too, yeah. And then the whole thread is people going, dude, I've actually studied this.

Sidney Sweeney is like a really old woman to Zoomers. So she just looks really old, and you're just an old millennial and you don't get it. I'm like, stop, shut up, all of you. I saw all this. Just look at the fucking tits. I know. You people can't even just look at tits. I'm amazed. Beat, shut up all of you. Just look at the fucking tits. You people can't even just look at tits. Beat off or don't, or just enjoy them and go, nice tits.

Move the fuck on with your day. Kill yourselves. All of you kill yourselves. Everyone should kill themselves. Sidney Sweeney's tits is millennial boomer slop. Kill yourself if you type things like that. I know. Take your own life. Take your life.

Take your life. That's what I said, sincerely feel that way. I sincerely feel that way. You're a waste. Give me your thumbs. Her tits are amazing. I should be able to take your thumbs. So you can't type these things.

Her tits are, people are acting like her in Euphoria is like as old, like it's like watching like I Love Lucy or something. Like what is it, like a 70 year old performance? The nostalgia for it, yeah. She's old now? No. Dua Lipa, Dua Lipa?

These people have no concept that every day passes and you become old too. They can't accept that time is passing. Ageism sucks. I actually hate ageism. That's actually the one thing. I think it's the dumbest thing people can do. It's very bad for our culture actually is the problem.

We all here love older women. I love old people. I love old people. I love old people. I tell them all the time they're worthless sexually and realistically they should be kept in a cage, but I love the wisdom that they have when they speak to me through it.

No, but they are worthless. But you live in an old set of cans. You live in an old set of cans. No, I don't. I like fucking, I'll fuck Jane Fonda. I'll take that bitch on a date. I would fuck Jane Fonda. Tell me about how you killed everyone in Vietnam,

you fucking traitorous bitch. Tell me about that, you fucking yoga doing cunt. You Jack LaLanne whore. Didn't she give away enemy court she's a traitor yeah okay well I wouldn't eat her pussy then I call her I call her a wuga Jane I don't care about that mm-hmm I don't care about that I go listen I would dodge the draft it's fine let me see those tits ears you've kept them up you're 76 years old. And no one's seen them.

No one's seen them. Show them to me right now. I love them. You have a gun. I have a gun, Jane Fonda. Fuck you. You're at Earth Cafe in Beverly Hills. Jane Fonda, I wanna let you know,

I have a gun in my waistband. I'm not gonna show it to you unless you, but if you show me your tits, I'll look at them and I'll walk away. I'm not wearing smart glasses. I'm not wearing Meta Ray-Bans or anything. I just wanna see them and I'll walk away. I'm not wearing smart glasses. I'm not wearing meta Ray-Bans or anything. I just wanna see them. Fuckin' Susan Sarandon.

I don't wanna have to kill you. Oh, Susan Sarandon, woo. Susan Sarandon? I don't know about that, Devin. Now you're a little bit out of left field. What are you talking about? I don't think I can believe you there. What are you talking about?

Faggot. Yeah. Pull her up on the board right now. Pull up Susan Sarandon. Pull her up on the board right now. Was she in Cedar Rapids with Ed Holmes or am I thinking of a different lady? That's an insane thing to listen to.

What a pull, what a pull. Wait, I'm thinking of Sigourney Weaver, I think. I think you're trying to recover. I think it was Susan Sarandon. Maybe it was Susan Sarandon. I don't really care. I think Susan Sarandon got better as she aged. She did.

I don't think she's attractive in Thelma and Louise. I don't either. I like her like a. her like yeah, look at that You're gay I'm retarded and I'm gay Come on man Yeah, come on man. They can't wait to get out of their cave. Yeah, they like so nice type in Susie's random Hair done a hairstylist something like that hair stylist. Geez. You have all these search terms

No, there's a video of her that'll blow your fucking dick off Put a video. Yeah God, they're not gonna show. Oh, there it is finishing my dry haircut on Susan Sarandon, I think God I hope this is it. No, it's not damn. It's not it. There's a God, I hope this is it. No, it's not. It's not it. Damn it. It's not it.

Fuck you, Jace. There's a video of her getting her hair down where it's just so she looks like an effervescence. She looks like one of the hottest women of all time. Anyway, Susan's right. There's tons of great old women out there. And I mean, when I said that I respect old people, I didn't even mean sex.

You're Helen Mirrens? Yeah, Helen. Helen Mirrens of the day? I meant more so like, we do have a lack of, like, they know more. They do know more. And they got a lot have a lack of like, they know more, they do know more. And they got a lot more to give. Young people make me sick.

When I was young I hated young people. I was like 14 years old and I'd look around on my friends and be talking to shit, I'd be like a part of it, but in the back of my mind I'd be like you guys are fucking retarded. You're ghost world. I hate you guys. You're in ghost world.

If you find, like I was listening to an interview with Darren Aronofsky about the whale. I still haven't forgot about the whale. Unbelievable. And the worst thing that ever happened to you. Enough of the whale. I have it on Blu-ray, I'm gonna revisit it. Yeah, it's a piece of shit.

I'm gonna throw it away. Well, I'm getting it in the Blu-ray. I'm a big Blu-ray, I love blue. As things are swinging left, I love blue. You know, buying Blu-rays. Blu-ray, that's what you watch. Darren Aronofsky said you gotta find an actor, like a Brendan Fraser in that moment, Blue. Blue. You're buying blue rays? Blue gay, that's what you watch. Darren Aronofsky said you gotta find an actor,

like a Brendan Fraser in that moment, you gotta find an actor who's hungry. Hungry, an actor who really needs to eat. Literally? Well for that role, yeah. He's like, this guy will work for sandwiches. Hehehehehe. It was so funny in the interview,

the interviewer goes, Darren I gotta know, was that in the script, putting the two pizzas, stacking them when he was eating? I'm dead serious. Darren goes, I actually don't know if I, cause he goes, that wasn't in the script actually, yes. Sam didn't write that, but you know what? I'm gonna ask Brendan, I'm gonna text Brendan and see if he came up with that or if I did.

And the interviewer goes, it was an honest choice. I go, that's brilliant. That he stacked the two pizzas. Because in the eating scene, he puts the pizzas on top of each other so you can eat two pizzas at once. That was the scene where I was kind of, I was halfway in, halfway out of the movie when they showed that scene, I go,

okay, this is just making fun of this guy. This movie does not give a shit about this guy at all. Yeah. He's putting like jam onto Twinkies. I know. And spraying mayonnaise into his mouth out of a tube. Yeah, he's putting he's putting like jam onto Twinkie's Spraying mayonnaise into his mouth out of a tube He's just watching gay porn and eating the movie starts isn't watching gay porn and having a heart attack

The movie should be called fuck this guy But so I bring all that up not to to shoehorn a thing about the whale, because I love the movie and I love Blu-rays and I love being blue and I love being lib. I'm bringing it up because Darren wants to work with hungry actors. When I'm fucking, I want to work with someone who's got a hungry pussy.

And if you're an old bombshell, you need that fuck. Because it makes you a lot feel alive Damn it. It brings you back to your days when you were rubber neck in yeah You know you were goose in Jayne Seymour vet in high school And think how hungry those great happy dad pull like they're Jane Seymour, wedding crash, she's fucking boom. Those gray lips are gonna eat. Marisa Tomei. Very good.

These bags, they're gonna gobble up everything that's in front of them. You don't want these bored fucks out there. You gotta get someone hungry. You gotta get a lady who's about to drop off the tree and roll down the cliff into that great void of death. Cause she could be fucking and say, you know what? This could be my last fuck Mm-hmm before it's all over. I don't think it's hungry. I think she's full and with that experience It comes a calmness that makes the pussy better. You know what I mean? Wow, I've never been there

So I don't know what you mean. Yeah Young people really only get the respect of being like the hip young hot thing if they die Yeah, otherwise you age and then we get then that because then time moves on and then we know you as that Version of your like little peep You have to die you have to be lionized you have to be martyred you have to die You have to be little peep and to be an artist you have to become a different like Johnny Cash was a different artist Yeah, we can't see you grow if you want to be, if you get to get all this respect for being young.

Yes. Wow. Stagnant. You know what's interesting? Out of all the apostles that followed Christ, Judas was the only one who was unchanged. And maybe that was his great sin is he never really picked up his cross and followed Jesus.

Isn't that interesting? I would have been Judas. Because Peter and all of them, they change. Come on, Devin. I could easily have been Judas. I imagine Devin at an Easter sermon, and he's like, and then Judas betrayed Jesus for 40 pieces of silver.

And you go, that's what's up. I go, yeah, I get it. What did I get? I go, shit was hard then. Pimp. Pimp. But like 50 Shackles is over. Judas had the coolest name, by the way.

Judas Iscariot? Everyone's just like Peter Paul, I'm Mike and Steve. Well there's Doubting Thomas, which is kind of cool. Doubting Thomas has to have his insecurities in his name. Like he's a pronoun guy, what a fag, Doubting Thomas. I'm a Doubting Thomas. Oh ho ho ho. He's a Jew.

Oh personal point of privilege. Oh Jesus, I'm Doubting Thomas and I'm here to say, oh excuse me, you're coughing, it's really triggering me. Doubting Thomas sucks. Judas was the coolest guy in that book. Judas Iscariot. Judas, that's a cool ass name. Iscariot's pretty good. Yeah, Iscariot. Judas, that's a cool ass name. Iscariot's pretty good.

Yeah, Iscariot, that's scary. Holy shit. Yeah. Devin's so anti-Semitic, he wants to go back in time to crucify Jesus. Jesus wasn't even, didn't we talk about this recently? He wasn't even the Jew. He was faithful to the laws of Moses, he was.

He went in the synagogues and the temples. He was faithful to these laws, Devon. He knew them back and forward. Well, once again, I've never read it, but. He was a Jew, Devon. He was a mere Jew. He was, this is hard for a Christian's stomach, but our Lord and Savior, the Messiah who came

and changed the world for the good, who is nothing like the Yahweh of the Old Testament, was in fact a Jew. He was a faithful Jew as far as we can understand. He was very conflicted, contained great contradictions, but at the end of the day, he was a Jew. He was a Jewish man. However, Jews do not accept he is a Jew

because the virgin birth, you have to know, you can't track the genealogy. So just his father, the carpenter, Joseph. Yeah. That you can trace back to Abraham. But Mary, we don't even know if a Jew fucked her or not So we don't know if Jesus is Messiah. That's why they reject it because it's the wishy-washy Genealogy there. Mm-hmm, and then they keep thinking there's all these Jesus's that come after him But then the guy dies and then he doesn't come back to life and they go off fuck

We were wrong, right? You can go to Wikipedia and see what because Jews keep thinking like 150 years later like this guy This great warrior is actually the christ because he cut off a bunch of people's heads 3 000 messiahs are like around jesus's time or something, but they never come back to life They're not immortal. They just sort of die and according according to the bible. Yeah But uh, yeah, they have a whole thing there because they pray to dead rabbis. They talk to the ghosts of rabbis and everything Yeah, they're doing a lot of weird stuff out there in the desert It's very there's too much ghost stuff there for me.

I could never get into it. I don't think I could ever be a Jew. Yeah. Too much. Self-hating. I do like this, well, I hate myself plenty, but, and I love the suits and everything, and I would love to stop brushing my teeth.

That sounds awesome. I'd love to wear those shoes, those look good. I don't think, and I love the hats and everything I just I don't think I could do the the the ghost stuff creeps me out talking to dead people praying over caskets It's it's it's too insane to me. It's too. I'm too much of a Quaker Devin. This is why you're not Jewish You're not very violent. You're not war-prone You're a Quaker at the end of the day. You're very you're a pacifist. I've never seen you take up arms against anybody No, never you're a peaceful man. I would never hurt anybody. You're a Quaker at the end of the day. You're a pacifist. I've never seen you take up arms against anybody.

No, never. You're a peaceful man. I would never hurt anybody. You're too calm. I would never hurt anybody unless I had an army with me. Unless I had a lot of power. And then I would probably take out entire populations. Yeah.

I had a very severe advantage that made Victory almost dead. If I knew I could give the orders from a from a high place and watch it sure of course I do think a lot of people need to be taken out yeah maybe you are Jewish to dinner That was rather biased of me. It was a little misdirection. Full of people at home. Not space for McRock Hitler. In closing here, what's really funny is people aren't like, Elon was right and he's biased.

People are like, no, he's still a huge faggot, which is still making me happy too. They're not going the other way like Elon was ahead of it. He seems pretty rapidly forgotten. Yeah, he is. Which is kind of good for him. Yeah, it's great. He can kind of- It's awesome. Yeah, best case scenario, yeah. Best case scenario, he is. Which is kind of good for him. Yeah, it's great. He can kind of-

It's awesome. Yeah, best case scenario, yeah. Best case scenario, he can kind of just go back to being a Tesla loser. Yeah. You know. Which, thanks for the cheap lease is retard. Yeah.

Thanks for the deals. You better figure out a new thing after the tax credit ends because your best friend fucked you. Your best friend wrote an entire bill saying fuck you loser Best buddy goes yeah, and make it life harder for him. Yeah, but don't worry it only ruined your public image in every single way But that's that's 5d chess right there That's 5D chess right there. Bass. Bass.

Bass. Bass. I sucked off a guy for six months, I gave him $400 trillion and then he screwed me. He ended my life and my business. Bass, I'm gonna start the America party. I'm not American, but I'm starting America party. He's tweeted five days ago

that Steve Bannon is in the Epstein files. Elon said he saw the Epstein files, he says Steve Bannon is in them. Oh really? Well Steve Bannon was very close with Epstein. Okay, is this gonna be all he does from now on? Just he like, cheeses. He does like the guy who produced all the Beatles records.

He's just like, we have another master mix of, hey Jude. It's like, stop, enough. Enough! Enough of your shit. Anyway, that is, that's the episode, patreon.com slash Lemon Party. Please come to Seattle, please come to Portland, please come to San, we will be saying this over and over

until these dates happen at the end of July. Please come out, don't be mad that you missed because you didn't know we were there. We're flying in, Jace is flying in from San Diego, we're flying in from LA. So Jace is flying even farther, that's how much he loves you. I changed my flight from LA because we booked it before I moved flying even farther. That's how much he loves you. I changed my flight from LA because we booked it before I moved.

So. Mm-hmm. Because that's how much you care. That's how much I care. I changed my ticket for $45. That's how much I care to fly, to fly through a much easier airport that's way closer to me.

So. It is a much easier airport. Yeah. Yeah. It feels like El Paso's but anyway patreon.com slash lemon party which we're going over to right now we got some fats we're gonna dig into uh get our hands all over these goodies see you guys next time bye So we can sleep in peace at night when we lay down our heads My daddy served in the army where he lost his right eye But he flew a flag out in our yard till the day that he died

He wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and me To go up and live happy in the land of the free now this nation that I love is falling under attack the mighty Sunday pause came flying in from somewhere in the back so if we can see clearly through out they black eyes then we lit up your world Like the Fourth of July Hey Uncle Sam, what's your name? At the top of his list

And the Statue of Liberty Started shaking a fist And the eagle will fly Yeah, we're gonna be here When you hear Mother Freedom Start ringing a bell Yeah, it'll feel be here When you hear Mother freedom start ringing a bell Yeah, it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you Oh, God, do you courtesy of the red, white and blue And I'm ready to fight it, baby

Justice will be served and the battle will raise This big dog won't fly when you rattle his cage You'll be sorry that you messed with the US of A As we'll put a bullet in your ass It's the American way Hell, the sound puts your name At the top of his list And the statue of liberty started shaking The fist of evil will stop And it's gonna be hell When you hear mother freedom that's ringing the bell Yeah, it'll feel like the whole wide world is raining down on you All right to you, courtesy of the red, white and blue

Oh, of the red, white and blue Oh, of the red, white and blue Oh, over red, white and blue Oh, over red, wide and blue