lemonparty - 150: A Big Evil Fog From the Bible

Episode Date: September 9, 2025

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to J.D. Vance on Twitter telling him he's a monstrous piece of shit. Wait, I don't think I've tweeted at him. No, but I've seen you going after a few people lately. You've picked a couple people to really pounce on. What was it again? You've had that guy who's defending Epstein. Yeah.

Who's defending Trump. Michael Hastings. No, no, that guy died. No, that guy was a real journalist. I was tweeting Michael Tracy, who is... I thought he was a big good guy. I thought he was a big deal, but he's laughing about the whole thing. He's a rapist and a pedophile, apparently. but Ben's got his ass

Yeah, I got him I took him down Fuck man I wonder where John Reap stood on the Epstein files Yeah And how far the mighty have fallen You know when it comes to Reap John Reap

You gotta separate the art from the artist That's so true I mean it's just he has such a large body of work I'm not ready to throw it out He gave us so many great bits about Like you know what your dad looks like When he's filling a swimming pool So many great reaped

I don't know man I got really bummed when I saw saw the news of him being a pedophile. I just, it's just, we can't. This photo, too. I love every picture they find is, he looks the most like a kid fucker. You look like you find him under your house.

Yeah, you look like you have to call an exterminator for him. You look like you're driving cross-country, and you see that at 3 a.m. in your headlights. Yeah. Yeah. He's the, he's a pest control character. People were messaging me, like, you know, Ben says

everybody's a pedophile too much, like, not everybody's, and then they open their phone. And it's like John, John Reap is a pedophile. So every big guy from a commercial from the 90s, it just turns out is just a violent. He had a show that night. The club had to cancel. They didn't cancel. They delayed it.

They delayed it. They said it's delayed until, like, October or something. Yeah, they're like, well, you know, he's innocent until proven guilty. They're like, well, do it on Halloween instead. It'll be good because it'll be away from the children doing the show. I'm just saying Ben Theory is, it's been proven. been correct time and time again wasn't john reep like the like a like a creepy like a like a like a like an incest guy and like harold and kumar something like that wasn't he's probably in one of

those movies yeah something like that yeah when they go to the cabin was he that guy i think he like yeah he says like fuck my wife or something i don't know you guys but he's this guy for anybody he's the hemmy oh yeah he was they got a hemi oh you guys don't know him from this this is his greatest uh work i forgot about the hammy commercial he's like that thing got a hard He goes, the bed. It fits over 20 kids. The new dog ram. This thing, you can put 40 terabytes in this motherfucker.

I smell a henny. I smell a hippie. I mean, God, it's the people you least expect. That thing got to see, Sam. The human badger, whose name is John Reef, Being accused of pedophilia. Run to new Dodge Ram and runs off VPN Express. I'll never track it down, brother.

Apparently he did Rogan, too. Did you guys know that? Oh, really? Oh, really? What was he talking to Rogan about? Well, Rogan's been running, he runs a lot of interference for pedophiles, so. Zero alcohol. It's got crazy.

They're actually good. Well, let's pace ourselves. They taste cheers, sir. I'm going to chug this. Whoa, don't do that. What if he has zero alcohol? What if the first thing he goes? He's like, so you have kids?

Yeah, what do you go back? He's a pedophile. Yeah, he fucks children. He has ten charges of... Ten. It's like a huge charge. Ten charge of sexual coercion or something like that? Child sexual exploitation.

Children age is one to fourteen. One through fourteen. Not a good age age, age. One to fourteen. Unbelievable. Yeah. Ten separate charges. Oh, reed.

But it would be funny. you're like, were there any signs and then you go back to his Rogan from 2019 like, too are saying? He's like, I mean, I love fucking kids, Joe. Joe's just like, show's just like, ah! Yeah.

Joe's like, you know, the Aztex fucked kids. It was an episode where, it was one of those episodes where Rogan's just not listening. And he just, when you make a joke, he just goes, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

So anyway, I mean, it's just like, look at this mountain line, man. It's coming at you. Yeah, Joe, I got a bunch of kids in my basement right now. He's like, Kill Tony's like a wild show, man. So was he making Sysam? What's Sysam again?

I don't know your lingo terms. Child, sexual assault material or whatever. It's like the new... Why are you like a sheriff? It's like a... Or you're like, yeah. Or like a chef. Yeah, I know.

You're like, was he doing a code 13-7? Well, he was doing child... I'm not going to get one of those from you. Thanks, buddy. So, specifically, he was charged with 10 counts of sexual exploitation of a minor age is 1 to 14. Damn. Even his counts are young.

Child sex exploitation, though. Sexual exploitation of a minor, I think that means he was producing the CSAM himself. I think that's the, yeah, he was like selling child pornography to other people or putting it online. Right, right. So he was making it. He had like a Patreon, basically. for CP. I guess he, did he, I think he, I think I read he won last comic standing.

He did, yeah. I remember this guy when I was a kid, I was like, oh, that guy's pretty funny. Sure. And I just never thought of him again. Yeah, he was just like, hillbilly retard comic. I saw one special. I was like, that's pretty funny. Yeah.

Well, no, I mean, that's just, I, like I said. Incinducing, coarsing, or persuading a minor to engage. So it's not, oh, for the purpose of creating a visual depiction, once again, we're right on the money. here at Limba Party. We don't deceive anyone. John Reap of the Hemie Dodge commercial, stand-up comedian. Of Hickory. I mean

if... Hickory comedian. If John Reap can fall, who's next? The Guy Coakave Man. Yeah, who's next? A guy who's fucking children, obviously? If a guy who's fucking children falls, who's next? Man. I mean, I just... Like I said, though, it's just... This is a hard one for me. I know. He made, like, Manhattan.

and Annie Hall Yeah, this is your Woody Allen Yeah, take the hard drive and run Yeah, crimes and child related misdemeanors Do you want a banana Little boy?

Oh, man. Yeah, he's from Harold and Coomer Somebody said it in the Rogan comments Fuck him again, Sam. All these great films. Top comment, I don't think he'll be back on the show again. Let's see if you can listen to him talk and tell.

And immediately tell. If he's a C-SAM cinematic universe guy. Right. Sure. What if Lacey hard drives just falling out of his pocket throughout the interview? And Rogan's like, what is it? Why do you got so many tear lights on your mind? Yeah, Reef's like, I actually brought you a gift Joe and he pulls out a big wooden box

and it's a big hard drive inside. And Rogan's just like, oh, so you like record your sets, man. That's good man. I like to like, I like to really like analyze my sets. He's like, no, no, no, Joe. Let me be explicit. It's 1,800 hours of child pornography. He goes, that's good, back.

Because, like, when you're up there, man, you got to, you want to, like, you don't want to forget what you're, like, what you're going to segue into. No, Joe, these are dead children that were fucking each other on these videos. He goes, have you seen the honey banter get kicked by the elephant? I haven't, but I have seen a 12-year-old Guatemalan boy forced to eat his own shit. Every time before I go on stage, man, I just feel, I still get a rush. I'm still nervous. No, no, Joe Rogan, I'm a pedophile.

Joe Rogan, I, John Reep, fuck children, film it, and then put it into this hard drive that I'm giving to you. You know what's the saddest thing about this, though, with John Reed? I mean, technology's crazy. It's kind of like separating all of us if you think about it. And his AI's coming for all of us, man. Just for three hours. Doesn't hear a word. It's confessing.

Yeah, he's turning to Jamie. Like, you realize what's hell. I'm a child pornographer. You should call the police. Jamie's like, I just work here, man. I'm sorry. you gotta talk to that guy Jamie can you pull up

bluey for him the worst thing of all of all this is not only he's a pedophile he's clearly broke yeah yeah making any money he's like well if I'm gonna be a pedophile I might as well you know sell it sell it you know he's at like flea markets

on the weekend with the like big blanket laid out he's like Cardi B in New York selling her album for PR he was in a hotel room and he was nervous about his data running down on his phone as he's downloading files yeah it's I mean it's just when I saw just the life the day like when it happened and then I then the comedy club but I was like what a

trap what a horror just I mean it almost felt like like a traditional day in a comics life oh every day like get arrested for child porn and then your shitty show at the shitty place gets it gets reschedule yeah you have to post on Instagram yeah as soon as you get out of jail like hey guys my sorry my show at the seafood hut slash comedy hut has been moved back three weeks. You know, like 85% of his crowd probably doesn't

even give a shit or can read what happened to him or what he's been. They just think he's like got a DUI or something. They're walking around the phone like, what do he do? Somebody tell me. Yeah. And so the cops, they have to call like Chris DeLia in like he's a translator

to explain. It's like a catch me if you can with Delia. Yeah, exactly. He's like, well, you can tell these were made in his own basement because look at the Dair. He's like, no, the thing is, like, he likes folks' heads, right? In the college. Cops are like, God, this is insufferable. Cops.

They pull Casey Affleck from Manchester, and they try to blow their heads off. Like, Mr. Lee, just stop doing your act. Just tell us how you fucked the children. He's like, have you been talking to my client without his lawyer in the room, man? Here's the thing. Like, I go like a bird. I go like, br. Everybody else like children, when you get them drunk to make pornography, they start

When you get like a child drunk, right? And they go like, oh, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, oh. You know, right? Yeah, two cops lining each other's heads up so they can blow her brains at the same time. But he will do all those shows, I think. He'll be on like the golden hour or whatever. Yeah. Oh, they just, the golden knight's like, can we sign this guy?

Yeah. We'll rename it to the golden shower. Eric Griffin's driving there with his contract right now. You're in a big gold pin. I saw some clip of Callan accused of rapes. Speaking of, multiple, accused of multiple rapes in the LA Times like four years ago, which I remember the day we all were talking about it. Yeah, yeah.

Admitting to rape on podcasts himself. And then I think, yeah, there's also. Admitted to attempt. rape on Whitney comments. I think there's also like a lot of footage of that as well. Giving some, some really necessary pushback to Rogan actually. About what? About like vaccines. Oh, okay. And then Rogan has a funny moment where he goes, he goes like, don't make this personal because I can say a lot of things. Like he says like almost. Whoa, really?

And no one's putting it together that it's that. But I saw that. And I was like, Rogan wanted to be like, listen, you fucking, you're so lucky I've known you forever. You were accused of rape by like four wheels. By four different women, not in showbiz. You kiss the fucking anti-vaxxer ring, fag. This is on a recent show. Yeah, it was a fight companion yesterday. No way.

That's beautiful. Shob and Callan were doing it. This is great tea, Devin. Yeah. Unbelievable stuff you got in here. I was falling asleep last night to it in bed. And I kept to, I was like, first off, I just thought that they were so out of the club that this had to be like a five-year-old episode.

Yes. But apparently it was recent. It was yesterday. They were doing a fight companion. They're still all living. in 2021. Oh, dude, Shaw, they got, apparently they got, you know, listen, I'm a little, I've investigated a little bit. So, Shob moved out there. My man. My man. Shit. This is why I love that Devin's driving up to San Francisco more now, you know, to get more butt sex and whatnot.

Up in the gay area. Sure, of course. I go to the Castro. Because Devin has 14, 15 hours in the car there back. I listen to everything. You just, you investigate everybody's life. I love long drives. I love long drives. You You load it up before you get in the car, right? I do. I have it all. I just go to, I go, they just play. It'll be like, it'll be just like an old we might be drunk episode. I'm like, let's see what they are talking.

And then I want to like send files to Redbar. I'd be like, that's an interesting sound bite. I should send that. Now you have like the, like as good as it gets, like his music collection. You're like picking out and placing in. Exactly. It's just stuff. Road trips give you the, I go, I go, I will never in a million years look into this unless I'm on the open road.

And I have so much time on my hand. Isn't it funny that you could listen to like the Mason. and Dixon audio book by like Thomas Finchon or something but you just listen to a thing about Brady's shop Very aware That's good of you to say I have that thought a lot

As I'm passing As I'm on the five And I'm two and a half hours in And I go why don't I like should I maybe like Stimulate my brain Become like smarter on any level And I go I don't know you know what fuck

And they listen Tuesdays with stories had an episode three years old That seems Kind of interesting I want to Flip re-surf this for someone notice. I listen to Too Lazy to Try Audio. I'm not even watching the video. I just drive listening to it.

I go, what's this? I go, Rogan just realized he's compromised. Interesting. All right, let's listen to that one. But no. This might be the downfall. I guess I go, this might be his 800th downfall. As you drive past like Bakersfield, the guy's killing themselves.

The man with half a billion dollars might finally be on the out. Uh, no, but listen, so here, so, so, so, so Callan moved up, moved, moved, moved, moved, moved, moved up to Austin, right, or down to Austin. What do you call it? Up or down. I think Shob did too. And shop. It really is a lateral move. Shop followed. Shop followed. You don't do, you don't do, you're not getting in at the mothership. Shop followed to do the pod. And I guess Callan just keeps, like, leaving early. He, like, leaves Shob alone for a week. He's not doing the hang. Shob will, no, Shawlons like, God, like a lot, he's doing shows. He'll, he'll, he'll, he'll, I think the minute Schab got there, Callan was like, well, I'm going on, like, a two-week trip to, like, Europe. So, Schaub had to do the podcast, like, alone. And they do it in, like, a storage container or something. Like, they have, like, a really shitty, like, studio. Well, that's also where their victims are, yeah.

Yeah, exactly. It doubles. And they, they do it, like, on, like, the staircase of the, like, it's, like, a little storage container, and their chairs are set up, like, on this, like, stairwell. It was really weird. And I guess a train goes by constantly, and it shakes. It shakes the stairs. It shakes the studio

Like my cousin Vinnie trying to get sleep And they have to stop in the middle of it And you can see Shab getting furious About like what he just did to his life And the studio shakes And Shab goes, it's a train It's the train that goes by And Callan doesn't care because he's back in

With Papa Rogan Sure He had a rough couple years And he had a rough couple years But he's back in You could get away with anything Enough Monday's pass So, hundreds and hundreds of Mondays have passed since the LA Times Day.

And now he's back on, you know, Rogan and stuff. But, yeah, so, and then Shab, like, keeps, like, doing these big speeches about how, like, he just can't get back in the stand-up because he's just raising his little, his kids. And he's just in their lives. And he seems like he's... His kids are probably, like, please get back in the stand-up. You really need to be on the road, maybe 30, 40 weeks a year. Like, really hit the grind. His four-year-old sits him down.

He was like, dad-da, please go crying. He's apparently a great dad. He's really committed to fatherhood. I can see that. Kids are in bed at 8. He got bullied into being like a father, I think, online. I think like his stand-up career was so bad. He got bullied into like tucking his kids in.

Yeah. The fire in the kids, so right, it's the best thing to happen to his family. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. You got a text from shop. Actually, I don't know what that was. But yeah, anyway, I just thought that when I, when I forget how I heard it, but the train that goes by the studio

while their recordings really good stuff that's really good stuff and you kind of say and also they can't it was in the summer when they moved and their air conditioning

just couldn't take it so it's really hot in the studio wonderful they're just dripping sweat yes and at this point the only people watching the show

are just people that fucking want them dead it's only like the fighter and the kids subredit people I don't think there's a single genuine listener and like I don't know they just they'll do like

zoom ins with like Eric Griffin and Chris Delia And then they were all talking about how Like Delia was talking about how You know everyone's fake and comedy And didn't support him and that type of shit And I don't know it's interesting I kind of think that they're

They're becoming more likable So how Now that they've had a couple rough years They're underdogs They've been forged like through fire I think And I genuinely don't have a problem with Shob I like him now I think they got to open wide and let Reep in.

Yeah. I think Reap is the final key to the puzzle. He's the fat goalie from the mighty ducks that they just need to finally let on the team. John, Reap is like, Reap's like their Drew Holiday. Like, he completes the team. He'll take all those charges. Yeah, he's like, he's a boards guy. He'll play great defense.

They need a human shield. And Reap is the man for the job. They need a six-man. Yes. They will send him out there like a decoy and he'll take all the heat on the subreddit. Exactly, a lightning rock. A beautiful lightning run. And he'll just get riddled with bullets and he doesn't care because he can't read.

So they don't mind that the subreddit doesn't matter to him. He's not allowed to have internet anymore because he sells child porn on it. Oh, he's actually, I just really, he's actually going to be going to jail for like 35 years. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's over for him. I was like literally in my head. I'm like, well, he'll probably, like, no, he's going to be stabbed to death in jail. Yes, he will be killed.

By criminals. He will be killed. Like, it'll be like an American me style stabbing and they'll throw his body and it'll cartoonishly fall. No, they'll stab him in the belly 40 times and then rip his stomach open and all his intestines will spill out onto the floor. If he just looks like this. It's so funny.

I know. Every big he looks like a pedophile. I think he has any stuff on kids? Oh, he's got to have a lot. Does he have? Creeping out strangers. Creeping out strangers. Let's do that one.

Next time you're out in public, you see that one dude is talking way too loud on a cell phone. You know that guy, right? Find that dude. Do this. Gently walk up to him like this, okay? And then lean in and start listening to him. Oh, hey. What's he saying?

No, no, I can hear you. What's the other guy saying? As time goes on, you kind of do start to feel like it should be like an illegal defense mechanism to be funny. Like, you almost have to assume everyone being funny is running from a horrific crime they commit.

There's nothing I haven't seen on kids. Like, I want to see if he's, like, has bits about, like, parenting or something. I'm spoken on it, yeah. Yeah, Reap was like, I didn't think you should have won. I was a big debt fan guy. Ralphie Mae was robbed. I loved that fat wigger.

Rest in peace. I loved Ralphie Mae on the Diamond and Silk Podcast. Here you go. Whoa. So the title of this is, somebody is watching masturbate, John Reap, stand-up comedy. So obviously it's going to be some joke. So you're telling me if God's. real. He's watching me masturbate. It's got to be the bed. You're telling me the NSA is

watching what I'm doing on the computer. Yeah, right, because I've been selling child pork for 15 years. They don't have a problem with it. It's not even known to see Sam yet, but it will be. It will be one day. And I'll be, I'll be guilty of it. My mom is a good mom, though. She's like, can I, can I say something, by the way? Yeah. I pine for a time when, like, banjos were funny. Yeah. The idea of like a band, like, the sound. When that sounded, when immediately it was funny somehow. Banjos were funny for some reason. Yeah.

I don't know why. Because of Steve Martin. Oh, did he play them on stage? He played the banjo on stage. I thought he got into that pretty much later. He did it on stage and then he became just a banjo. And it conjured up an idea of just like a three-eyed retardant guy. Being like, yeah.

Like Cotton-I-Joe. Yeah. Yeah, people use it that Cotton-E-Joe was hilarious. Yeah, yeah, I know. That kind of stuff. Very good. Very good. She's like one of those.

super, super religious moms. She's going to kill herself. My mom was real religious. She says pedophilia is a sin. Do y'all believe that? My mama's going to kill herself on September the 8th, 2025, 13 years into the future. I have a vision of my mama walking in on me watching something on the computer. My mama's going to tie a new stand up on my hard drive stacked on top of each other and kick them out from under.

The cape and flies to church, okay? She has a utility belt. She is super religious. She once told me that I... By the way, you know, C-Sam wasn't even illegal to own up until 1997 and 47 of 50s. You were telling me that, which is crazy. Crazy. Yeah.

It wasn't illegal to have child porn. It became illegal to produce in the year 1978, but it wasn't even illegal to own. up until 1990 and 47 of 50 states. Then we showed me in 77, it was not illegal to make child pornography. Yeah. In 1977. That's pretty reasonable. So you could have watched the movie Smoking the Bandit in theaters, went home and made child porn and did nothing wrong that day.

Yeah. According to the law. That is great. I mean, it is, I guess, like, that abducted and they had no, they didn't think it was ever a thing. No. Pedophilia. They abducted in plain sight documentary, where the. the cop throughout the whole thing is like

you let the pedophile like take your kid and went on a road trip like the whole movie the guy is like what is no one no one thought anyone no one thought there was like a problem yeah I was that actually made sense we told me because I remember watching the movie hardcore

and there's a lot of scenes where he goes to the cops and they're like there's nothing we can your daughter's making pornography they're like they're like sorry that sucks wish there's something we can do but all we can do is jack off to it's sorry Not a thing we can do in this world It is

It's crazy They looked at it like it was a language They didn't speak Yeah And he had to call Peter Boyle in to be like Listen, she's making really hot anal stuff It's crazy So you're saying your daughter makes movies

What is the issue with that? She's an artist Oh so should we arrest Stephen Spielberg While we're at it? Sir Yeah crazy He really in hindsight Now that I know

He really does sound like a pedophile when he does his comedy. But it's like a trope. It's hacky to say like I wouldn't make that joke about this guy until a couple days ago. I know, but then it all clicks into. But it all clicks into place. We really should just all say exactly the stereotypes. It's literally like Trump. Everybody's like, oh, yeah, of course he's a pedophile.

We all knew. We all saw the tapes with Epstein. We were just pretending he wasn't. Yeah. But he was fat and a pedophile the whole time. The other person who saw was Ben. Yep. Yep.

And the whole damn city called him. gay yeah yeah the whole damn city the whole damn city old damn city he was like don't talk about trump wanted to crucify my ass then nine months later he's a fat pedophile overnight dude landslide productions which got busted in the 90s there were this couple out of fort worth that was producing tons of C-Sam they uh and they had an LLC yeah they had a whole thing and they had a client list of 50,000 people that the FBI busted and they were like they arrested like 100 people then they go oh actually We lost the list and it got destroyed. There were high-profile people on their, like, musicians and stuff, too, they had to, like, answer for it.

Like Chuck Barry or something. But, dude, they were, they were, they was just the Rock and Roll McDonald's guy. No, they sent, a lot of this, they would get people on a thing by mail. Yeah. They would, like, email people. They're like, hey, do you like CP? It was a mailing list. It was literally a mailing list.

And then they would mail the CP. It's like, give us your email. We'll get you 10% off your first order. Yeah. It was probably, it was probably literally like back of magazines. Like you read Soldiers for Forchios like, hey, do you want child porn? We're not even hinting at something else. Mail us $10 on the faith.

There's no wink. No, no, no nothing. This is child pornography. Send us $10 in an envelope on the good faith that you will get a tape in the mail 10 weeks later. They're getting hate mail over it not coming on time. It's like ordering from Yeezy. People are calling the Better Business Bureau. There's a Reddit about.

People are like, don't worry, man. Your merch will come. Don't worry. It just takes a while. Dude, I ordered the tapes nine months ago. It finally came in the mail. They're just really, it's lazy over there. It'll come.

At Landslide Productions LLC. Obviously, they moved into the digital space, and that's when they got got. Sure. But, you know, you wish, it's like, can you please arrest the other 50,000 people that were on this list? No, they're every single government official in the United States. So, unfortunately, the government would collapse if we arrested all the pedophiles. Every city. council member, every school board member, all the way up to the president.

Sorry, can't do it. But that's, I want to say, just for context here, because people don't have enough empathy now and everything's black and white. John Reap, John Reap grew up in a world where it wasn't really, if your friend had CP, you wouldn't go to jail for it. It was legalized back then, much like weed is today. Didn't he grow up in the 90s? It was legal, though. Well, actually, yeah, it's a little flimsy now. I don't know when he was born.

Isn't he like 46 years old? old or something? How old is Reap? John Reap's birth date. 1970. It's close. You know, what are you going to do? So he remembers a time maybe when it wasn't even illegal to make.

Sure. The good old days. My mama used to make fried hard drives. You put... My mama would take the Tor onion link. She'd fry that. You put a little hot sauce on the fried hard drive. That didn't go damn good.

Get you inside you The secret is you got a beer battered a hard drive That's how you get it real crunchy I've been thinking about how like it Like women's suffrage Came before like we made it illegal To even own CP and like make it Yeah

It came like almost like what is that 50 years It is really funny how many things happen Before they could vote Yeah I think it's like And I do like that You know the John Lennon song Woman is the N word of the world Yeah I think it's children is the N word of the world

Really if you think about it Right, right, of course I think that's I think we should change the song to that Right He was Yeah, okay

That was his first song He played in Memphis Children are the N words of the world Yeah Right? Yeah Is that not fair? I guess so

Are you saying Because women are children No, I'm saying Because children have had The least amount of rights Out of anybody that have ever lived That's true I guess you could still

They only have fake protections everything gets swept under the rug you can still hit your own kid like that's legal which is kind crazy i guess if you think about yeah is that true yeah like spank your kid that's not a lot of states where it's fine yeah you can hit your kid yeah you can spake it's not a legal spake your kid i don't think that's good to hit your child no it's not but it's a real gray area thing where like you'll see certain people from certain backgrounds and they'll say it like like that they hit their kids whatever and like people just have to be like yeah yeah yeah they're old FF and, you know, yeah.

For anyone gets mad at me, Devin brought up the CP stuff. I didn't bring it up. Because people say I talk about the CP stuff too much. Well, Reap was in the news. I didn't bring up CP. I brought up John Reed. Yeah, but this is one of our biggest comedians. Are we expected to not talk about this? I'm a little devastated today.

I, what do you want to me? I came over, you're really depressed. I took you to the bar. I said, it's going to be okay. I had to pull over. It was like when the news about Louis dropped. I went into a Starbucks and I read the whole article. I said, Maren's been very quiet about

it is true it's kind of damning i had to stop devon for burning all his john reap albums in the yard i was like it's gonna blow over he's gonna be fine he's gonna be okay buddy it's totally gonna be okay in a weird way bin theory once again woody allen on bill mar this week i know been theory proven and you know what bill mar says as soon as he Woody Allen gets in there he goes Woody what you're you're a great man sure you're a great man sure says it's like looks into the camera yeah making a point yeah of like fuck everybody and fuck dylan who you fucking defiled yeah and he also grew his wife like a plant and then fucks her he did say my he did say my wife soon ye on the uh my wife soon ye on the podcast he also is a fucking

pompous pretentious cock sucker about movies he's like he's like godfather too is a couple good things in there and you're like shut the fuck up dude your best movies are still creepy as shit you're a pedophile in your best films and you are you were very talented but shut the fuck like you've made a movie as good as godfather too suck my

fucking ass Jesus Christ I still just love I just I love Marr so much that he like I just scimmed through it but you just see like clips of like Woody Allen being like so I'm Blue Jasmine I was talking to Cape Blanche he's like yeah the thing about Cape Blanche and just

completely steamroll Woody Allen. You don't need to be there. Yeah. It's the show is all him. He's just in his own world. He should just go solo. Speak of solo, Jason. Take away the ad read. Oh, sure, sure. They told me to make sure I read it right after the child porn stuff.

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Thank you, Price Picks. And now back to the horrible allegations against one genre. The wicked allegations. I'm trying to figure out how to, whatever. What the hell is that? That's Barry Weiss's college. Yeah. Barry, oh, really?

Yeah, Barry Weiss, future president of CBS News. Would you go to college, cats, delicate person? That fat idiot. Yeah, bitch. Fuck you. Fuck you, bitch. University of Austin. Yeah, Ben, can you somebody else point in a second?

Can you scroll into that pick? Can you zoom in? That's what I was trying to... Oh, you saw the same thing. Well, yeah, I can't... On the windows, I don't know how to fucking... This is her college? That's her college.

If you look right next to the star, Devin, right to the lower left, there's a man reaching up to his head. He's pulling a fedora off of his head to tip towards the camera. Oh, wow. I don't think it's going to let you zoom, but... I'll put it in in post. What happens here? Does the middle of the star, like, shoot a laser beam that kills, like, children?

Yeah, that's actually the head of the Iron Dome is that star. Interesting. That's where they shoot all the rockets. I did find the new, I did find the football coach for UATX and I think they're going to trump, like, everybody. Yeah. I think, like, their sports teams, like the Palantir football team is going to be, they're going to be set records. Yeah, they're going to be sending absolute, absolute records. Yeah, that's the guy from last chance to you.

Look at him, eat that dip. Is that dip? That's dip. That's red man. He looks like he's eating. eating it like he's gonna, like he's gonna swallow it. Yeah, he literally thinks it's big red, he got confused. He's trying to drink dip.

Genuinely looks like a cow. Devin, we went to the zoo yesterday. That is the exact same thing we saw at the zoo. Big giraffes and rhinos eating like that. That's crazy. Is he eating? And he's literally, he's literally staring at a black teen who looks like Usher in 2004. That he's about to scream at for being lazy.

this guy sitting back being like black people today just don't want to work he's like he's like all these yeah he's like all these they're living off the government they ain't too late yeah look at this lazy back look at this lazy black kid who raised 14 children by himself and has an 18 pack anyway I would go scream at him I would go scream at him but literally if I yell for more than two seconds I turn beat red and fall onto one knee. That was my favorite. You remember last chance you?

Yes, an amazing season. My favorite part about Last Chance You is he would get so pissed and he would scream at somebody and you would literally see him get out of breath and turn the color of a red Tutsi roll pop. Wait, I never have seen this. Can you show me like a clip? It's probably not allowed to look at on YouTube. It's a Netflix show. If there's any promotional stuff from YouTube on Netflix, type in Last Chance you, Buddy. What is his name?

Buddy Field? Buddy, buddy, buddy. Buddy, just type in Buddy Stevens. Buddy Stevens, yeah. This is him? Yeah, that's like best moments, yeah. Here we go. So that's how he gets. That's what he drove that like, I swear to God, 25 feet.

Listen to me, if you get caught by campus police, they're going to give you a $300 ticket. $300, you can go up here to the Western Motel and get $45, pay $45. $3 of you can split it $45 and each of you get like eight hours apiece in the motel room All right Here's where he's Here's where he's all he turns red

You shut the fuck up Let him fuck up Don't tell me nothing Are you in the shit off the fuck his belly bumping him Pushing on my ass motherfucker Getting a full-blown fight at the rap They're punching each other So good

Yeah And Buddy Stevens fights like a weebo-wobo That big clown toy that goes like up when you punch it. This is the strangest thing that I have ever had happened to me at an athletic event.

And then so Buddy Stevens, they did two seasons with Buddy Stevens the first season it airs and he's just like, he's just like, my players are a bunch of fucking ends and I'm just fucking, I can't stand them.

No, no, no, no, you did. My players are the Netflix logo. And then the second season comes out and he's into Camry. He's like, I was a little embarrassed of my behavior in season one. He's always fighting the officials. Yeah.

Because hippos hate zebras. Yeah, he sees the official. He thinks it's 18 candy bars right next to each other. He thinks it's 18 milky ones. Why does all these black and white cookies on the field? Yeah. That's, it is amazing season. I highly recommend everyone watching it.

It's actually, yeah. It's actually amazing. It's great. Yeah. And then I think he like, doesn't at the end he like, it's like mildly racial. he like stops the whole team like hates him because he just keeps

it just starts getting a little too like anti-bellum south yeah he does have moments where he's like you guys are being a bunch of fucking zoo animals like there's a lot of cows like you guys are being zoo animals swinging around

slipping on banana pills I'm trying to help you I'm trying to help you get to the next level but you guys you guys are ripping people's facing balls off like a bunch of chimps whoops

and he goes whoops I mean you're monkeys oh wait you're monking around you're monkeying around he turns and looks at the Netflix guys

he goes his assistant coaches are like it's horsing around he goes but they're monkeying around they're monkeying around all the time there are horses that are monkeying around like fucking horse monkeys like planet of the apes remember when Caesar's on the horse

what and Netflix keeps off to the side he's going He's like, and why did they change the Cracker Barrel logo? I'm supposed to take my white ass to Cracker Barrel. I see black people everywhere. You call it inward barrel now. That's the only people that are going to eat there.

Yeah. It was a great show. And they had that very sweet lady, the Tudor lady, the ladies in charge all their grades. She was lovely. She was so sweet. And she just be like, Davian, you got to get, if you don't get a 50 on this English test, you'll go to hell. for the rest of your life. Yeah, but buddies got me,

I'm standing on all these bottles in the field. He says he'll shoot me if I fall. Coach Buddy students says, I got to break up all these rocks. He started laughing. I got my big toe stuck in one of the bottles. He said, if I fall, he kills me. He's like, I know Davian,

but if you don't pass this test, you will get sent to the biblical hell from the Bible. We're going to have to send you back to your hometown of Hail, Mississippi. where you're going to have to raise your 45 brothers and sisters before you get shocked to death. They have the toughest lives on earth.

I know, brutal. Because you're like, you do watch in there's moments where you're like, well, why doesn't he just listen? Like, he's so talented. He could be in the D1. And then it cuts to their home life. It cuts to their home life. He's like, he's like, my mama was raped and killed in front of me when I was three. And then my daddy, um, raped and killed

my sister. And then my sister raped and killed my brother. I take care of 30. I take care of 30 brothers. I work when I'm done getting screamed by that white orb. I'll go and work at church's chicken for 14 hours a night. And you're like, oh, this guy, yeah,

this is, there's no. You can't escape from that. No, it's crazy. He lives off candy. Somehow He's an amazing shape. Horrible. Totally sugars, good for you. It's true. And you're like rooting for him. You're rooting for him. He's like, my girlfriend just told me he's going to have my third kid. And you're like,

fuck. Damn it, dude. yeah yeah when i've been out i even had the thought this week because i saw like everybody at in and out was like peppy and full of energy and then there was like there was this uh like probably like a 20 year old black kid that walked up and it was just a stereotypical like tired the thing you always do were like yeah the athletes pretend it's the guy walking through campus the slides where he's not picking up his feet yeah sliding his feet across the floor is like uh huh he's like, can I get a swisher.

It's like, my bones hurt from dunking all day. But it is, you actually do realize it's because they're exhausted. Yeah, no, literally, yeah. And it might be inflammation stuff. Yeah. It could be the diet being really bad. I'm not really sure. White people's diets are pretty, everybody's diet's pretty shitty, too.

Yeah. So I don't know why I keep seeing this all the time. I thought it was like a too cool for school thing. No, this is more athletes who are like literally dunking all day and then their bones are like. Yeah, they're like, so, so. Like have knives on them. Yeah. But no, but then I saw this from News Nation.

Have you guys seen this exclusive thing? No. Like, I drove home. I was like, why are they so tired all the time? And then I saw this. They. Oh, my God. Why are they so tired?

This is a pattern I've noticed. Did you ask? I was like, oh, the government's been experimenting on them since they've come to this country. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It says the U.S. government has now admitted to carrying out a mysterious fog experiment over St. Louis spraying a kid. By the way, they have debtors prisons there. I don't even know my liberal.

don't talk about that. Yeah, the government's like, well, we don't, we don't give them fields, so we can't give them Lyme disease. So let's just spray them with Lyme disease. Yeah, they're going to go, we're going to finally met the St. Louis Arch, we thought it could control black people's minds. That's why we built it. Basically what they do in St. Louis Chase is like, they go, oh, you can't have these bars on your windows. You've got to fix that as not the code. We're giving you a $750. Fine. If you fix it, it's a fixing ticket, then you come down to the courthouse. Doesn't really have bars in your windows? Whatever it is. Some weird sort of, some weird sort of code in that neighborhood.

I've seen weird zoning stuff. They go, I can't afford that. And they go, well, you got to, you know, you got to fix it, blah, blah, we'll find you more. Then you, then they have a court date. You don't show up for the court date. Then they just, they go, you own this much money now. You don't fix it. They come, they throw you in prison.

We're going to spray you with the carcinogen. We're going to get you with the devil fog. We're going to spray you with the devil fog. But don't worry, we'll admit it 45 years from now. And you'll get nothing. And I'm sorry I said something that you're going to say is not true because it's having any kind of empathy for people who aren't, who aren't, like, weird white people.

You went woke. I'm sorry, it was woke. There are debtors prisons that exist. This is a very bad place to it. There's a lot of people that they could look at a guy being lynched, and they go, why are you making it about race? I haven't been a victim of my circumstances whatsoever. But what about poor white people?

It's like, yes, that's bad too. And yes, that is also a bad. That also sucks. I don't like white people getting stabbed by black people either. I don't, yes. It's bad. I know. It's not good.

That was crazy. That's bad. Carmelo Anthony with the K, not good. I don't think you should have done that. He shouldn't. Even if he got called the N-word, he shouldn't have done that. Nope. Doesn't mean anything to me.

No, sir. No. It just means lazy. But also, we shouldn't spray black people with an evil fog, with a big evil fog from the Bible. We shouldn't try to create a plague in a lab. And then wonder why their arms are turning into AR-50. What if we find an Austin Matcalf called Carmelo Anthony, like a slur that's so insane, you've never even heard it, and you're like, ooh, Jesus. Yeah, he invented a new slur for him.

Yeah. Like in a lab, he cooked it up for this guy. He called him, I was trying to remember we were at the zoo, and I saw a crazy one. I took a picture of it. Oh, are you talking about that monkey, the Louise Allen Swamp Monkey? I took a picture of that's a real monkey at the zoo. It's called Allen Swamp Monkey. Me and Jace were, like, so, Jays, by the way, there's this one monkey called, like.

What a segue into stuff. It's called, like, Louise's. Well, I kind of want to watch this, too. Yeah. But there's this monkey called, like, it was French. She was like, Louise's monkey or something like that. Yeah, Louise's a monkey. Anyway, the monkey was endangered.

I swear to God, it said this on the plaque. Devin. I looked it up, and it's true. He said, this monkey is endangered because it's poached so much. much and the reason it's poached is because it's highly i swear to god they're from this monkey they make something called black ape wine yeah from the monkey the monkey is what they make that wine black girl magic you see at target sometimes and then though i swear to god the medicinal fact that they claim why they poached the monkey is for is because it it helps reduce exhaustion and

fatigue. I swear to God. I think you're making it a little more about black people. The wine does that? The wine you make from the black ape wine reduces fatigue and exhaustion. Yeah, but that's why it's kind of coming. Yeah, but the monkey is black. I think that's why they call it black ape wine.

The wine it makes is black. I'm not making it up. Right. I'm not making it up. This is at Francois Langor. Yeah, Francois Langer. Yeah. It's created from a Francoiswaz.

There's a little monkey. not even black jace well the wine is black black ape wine also the monkey above him is very black ape black ape white leads to langers being smuggled into vietnam supposedly helping with fatigue which it doesn't yeah right they mean these people they didn't if they're in vietnam they don't know about black people weirdly enough a lot of species of monkey died in the vietnam war so i don't know why they're chopping up these monkeys and making wine out of them but it's fucked up and needs to stop yeah yeah no I agree yeah and then we were talking about how Chinese

people snort shark fin to get boners and stuff yeah yeah yeah the guy who thinks rhino gas station pills is actual rhino yeah yeah he's like he's a dentist who's shooting a rhino he paid 80 grand to shoot a rhino because he wants to get a boner from it wasn't there the whole thing in like school or everyone said there was bull salmon and red bull like is i don't know if that made it to texas but that sounds like a pretty good that was that was a thing I remember hearing about. I think Torin has something to do with Bullcom or something. Like they were just jacking off bulls and do a big fat.

That was the whole joke about Red Bull in my younger days. Yeah, Francois Langer. It's from China to northeastern Vietnam. Yeah, Francois Leaf Monkey. They're a cool, cool-ass monkey, too. Here's the monkey. It's totally endangered now because of the Black Cape wine, but they look badass. We saw some cool monkeys.

We saw some baboons with, like, big red butts. What's cool about baboons is they have two assholes. looks like. It looks like a double-barrel shotgun they can shit out of. Yeah. Two assholes. I was a little disturbed by that. Monkeys are crazy. They're really cool. But this is fucked here. Did you guys even know about this? Anyway, yeah, definitely good. I wonder why we went on that side quest. Back to the St. Louis government spraying chemicals on black people. Perfectly timed side quest. Jayne, though, Jay's had the riff about Buddy Stevens, right? Yeah.

Right? Isn't that why? You just are unbelievable, man. No, I didn't do anything. You just step on. I got to, no, I remember exactly what happened. You said, you said, run back the tape, but you said, like, yeah, they're inventing up new stories. I said, like, yeah, like at the zoo.

And I put the picture. Oh, and I was going to say. Like Alan Swamp Monkey. And then you go, so anyway. No, you brought up the monkey mural. I was just going to say, Alan's, that's true. A monkey plaque I saw. Yeah.

Francois Langor. That's right, right. I was just going to say Alan's Swamp Monkey was I saw it and that made me laugh. You said what would he, what would it be a crazy racial slagland? How about Benjamin Allen Avery's Swamp Monkey? Okay.

Instead of Allen's. Yeah. Is that fine? That's all right. I think you just pulled yourself out of the mud with that one. I'm trying to be woken. Talk about how the U.S. government, it's been to test on black people forever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is this not the wokenest thing you've ever seen people up. The fog drifted through the streets. Cold War test. St. Louis exposed. It was a thick fall. It was summertime. It was hot.

We would just run through it as fast as we could and shot it. I've never heard of this. It stuck to you. The spray was so foul the spoil as the older. It made some of us have headaches, nausea, dizziness. That's where I'm from. It made me sick. It wasn't the weather.

It was an eerie smoke descending from rooftops, rolling from the backs of trucks. Regular flatbed truck, but it had a big machine on the back. I mean, this is actually. crazy. This is insane. Gas the entire city. Yeah, the CIA drove trucks of chemical gas through black neighborhoods to test it out. I know. It's crazy. Yeah, it's wild. But we already know they did

this with, like, Tuskegee and stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like, this is what we, they have admitted to. Yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? What else are they doing? Yeah. I don't know. It's just funny. You're like, you're like, yeah, the U.S. government just officially admitted they gasped entire black cities. And people are like, all right, we get it.

Hey, cry more. Jesus They should actually get reparations from the government Like we're sorry we gave you cancer And debilitated your health and ran tests on you Like they should get a check I'm sure they got $1,200 bucks Yeah

They got a stimulus from it That really sprayed A fog you couldn't even see through It was that thick And it really We felt that as it would adhere to our skin And as far as the guys on top of the buildings, they tried to portray them to us as maintenance workers. But we were like, there was a maintenance worker doing in the 80s who went home to like Langley, Virginia, and their wife was like, I was wearing.

He's like, oh, it was terrible. All these black people were annoying me while I was gassing the shit out of them all day. This fucking gas black people section just fucking sucks. I told him to transfer me to kill Chinese people division. It's like the zone of interest. Yeah, exactly. Looking at your itinerary or your itinerary for the day and it says gas black neighborhoods. Yeah, you're like, yeah, everybody goes to the board.

You're like, oh, I got fucking gas black guys again. 8 a.m. 8 p.m., gas black neighborhoods in black schools. God damn it. I got to talk to my boss because last week they had me inventing the knockout game for like fucking nine shifts in a row. Why does Terry always get to give people crack? Why don't I have to gas the neighborhood? I would love to sell crack. I don't want to stand next.

of this stuff, it's dangerous. We're spraying it on black people. You think I should put my beautiful white skin next to that, dude? It's disgusting. I'm going to talk to our... I can't leave anything in my car. Yeah, I can't leave it. I'm talking to my fucking union rep, dude.

This is ridiculous. This is hazardous conditions for you. This is hazardous conditions. To my beautiful white skin. It's a hazardous. I called on my union rep. I said every time I spray a baby crib, it bounces back in my face. And I'm like, I'm going to fucking get something for this, dude.

It's fucking bullshit. Their ass met suit, and they had masks and goggles. In the 1950s and 60s, in secret, the U.S. Army sprayed zinc cadmium sulfide into the air of a St. Louis housing project. A largely black neighborhood called Pruid-I-Dium sulfide. Cadmium? Is that bad, though? Cadmium. I'm pretty sure people supplement with that now. So we gave them all these hotels.

I think Dr. Ray Pete told me that's good. Going projects. At least we gave them all these hotels. Tells. Oh, my God. They got like real service. It looks like Tel Aviv. I bet that's like, I bet that's like, I bet that's like, I bet that likes the Palms

Resort. It's not like a big, uh, a big, uh, video game that you have to escape from every day. It's not like street fighter in the sky. Yeah, they gave them zinc, cadmium, soul fire. Are you looking up what that is? Yeah. It's an inorganic, fluorescent powder. primarily known for its historical use by the U.S. Army in the 1950s and 60s as a tracer to

simulate the dispersion of biological and chemical agents during Cold War tests over various U.S. cities. While considered non-toxic at the time of its testing, the cadmium component is carcinogenic, and modern analysis indicates extremely low exposure levels during those tests with minimal risks of adverse health effects, according to the National Academies. Recent research also explores the potential as a photo catalyst for clean energy applications. such as producing hydrogen from water. Hmm. So they're just giving them zinc

because they want them to get over their colds. Exactly. They want them to have big, big ropey loads. They're basically feeding them pineapple. Come on. The government here says, though, it resulted in a very low risk of lung cancer

of any for people in the test areas. Oh, the government said it's fine, then it's fine. I'm on Whitehouse.com. It says it's good. Oh, really? Yeah, it says we're rich. Did the White House.com just declare war with O-block? So who's to say if it's bad or not?

Because the people that sprayed it said it's good. That is true. Yeah, Whitehouse.com just posted the Jackie Robinson link with a big Ghostbusters cross-out sign over his face. I mean, these people are reporting that they were feeling very sick when it was getting sprayed in the 50s and 60s. For us in Puerto Rico. We were subjects.

We were subjects. They didn't ask for our permission. We didn't ask for them to spray us. My government used me like I was a guinea pig. I'm sorry, but that was funny the way he said it. Yeah, no, I know. If you gave him a mic and it was in the setting of a comedy thing, that would be a lull in his set.

I would be waiting for the punch. It's naturally funny. Like, he does sound like a guy that would be in one of the barbershop movies. Yeah. I'm telling you, they released a blunt smoke that gave me a third arm. Yeah, said you'd be like, I don't know about that time is dope. What are you talking about? What are you talking about?

That was my cousin Taylor, smoking weed. And then do a full spin. No, if I was a producer on the side, I'd be like, you've got to dial the unk down, just like 20%. I know you're an old head, sir. You're an old head, but you're unking it up right now. Yeah. News won't even send a white journalist down there. They're like, it's probably still there. They're like, send a Vietnamese lady who probably already has some sort of Agent Orange disease.

Here in St. Louis, and it's hard to believe more than 10,000 people used to live here. As we bring our drone up, you can see it's mostly just an empty lot now, overgrown with trees. This used to be filled with 33 high-rise buildings. It was all demolished in 1976. And according to the National Research Council, St. Louis was chosen for spraying experiments, because it had similar characteristics to Soviet targets like Moscow in terms of population density and terrain and proximity to a river. They probably didn't even have to detonate the buildings. They just collapsed on their own.

The buildings just coughed and then exploded. Yeah, they slapped it on the side. Like it was a horse. By the way, I also love them going like, well, we had to test it there. It's the only city with a river next to it. Right. Couldn't test anywhere else. Nowhere else.

There's no water, anywhere else. Couldn't do Seattle, Portland, Los Angeles. By the way, I'm reading that the St. Louis area sees cases of people being incarcerated for their inability to pay court-imposed fines and fees. So a city person comes by, hey, you've got to fix this or you can't pay it. And it's like, all right, you're going to jail then, I guess. So it's basically Daddard's president. Where you owe us money, therefore, we're sending you a president.

Yeah. Where you make, you know, like, what is it, like, five cents an hour or something. Because they, like, didn't fix the screen door on their home. Literally shit like that. I've seen stuff that minor. What, really? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's crazy stuff.

It's crazy. Because, I mean, they send people to prison now to just be employees. Right. To build shit. Yeah. State needs more highways. Yeah. Anyway, it's fucked up.

Sorry for being woke comment section for, you know. I mean, I'm usually not in support of, I'm usually not on the side of the prisons. No, yeah. Obviously, I think violent criminals and stuff should be locked out. This is a very woke episode. Well, this is the, they turn. like crazy in the comments where all of a sudden they act like I'm like Harvey Milk I know yeah but you got to realize after a while the comments are like a bunch of barking dogs you're like walking

up to a jump yard you're like why these dogs so angry like there's a junkyard it's a junkyard it's a big junkyard it's a big junkyard and we're throwing junk at them and we're throwing like stakes and watching them fight what are you talking about tests including one dubbed large area coverage more than 30 tests conducted across the U.S. and Canada, spraying zinc cadmium sulfide from planes, rooftops, and vehicles to simulate how a biological attack might spread, all to prepare for potential warfare against the Soviets. Many of us been in the military and had top secret clearances.

We know how it works. We have died for America. We have fought for America. You are a veteran. I am United States Air Force veteran. Dr. Starks, you're a veteran as well. I'm an Air Force veteran also. Is there a sense of betrayal here?

We all drop these on other, poor brown people. They want to know if those secret tests have anything to do with what they're observing with their own eyes. I lost my two older siblings to because I lost a brother last month. I've been diagnosed reaching me with a rare form of lymphoma. Why are you laughing? Why are you laughing? God. What is?

What? Well, he said because it's 50 years ago and now they're like, you know, saying, they got diagnosed it's just kind of fun I don't know I don't know I was just funny that they all go through

and he's like I got diagnosed with type 2 diabetes what? I got diagnosed like it's not related to the zinc calcium

sulfide thing I thought he was going to say something that had nothing to do with the that's okay he's like they took

my kids away he's like I got hangnails every morning I got child support like well I don't know if that's related to the gas

he's like I owe Ray Ray $50 and I think the zinc has something to do with that The zinc cadmium. Is this damn cadmium? I still owe the zinc cadmium $50. You figure out the cadmiums like the, like, long COVID for bisexual women.

This is the ultimate excuse. I will get a job of this damn cadmium. As soon as I see this stuff, I'm like, oh, maybe COVID did originate here and it escaped, and it was a biological weapon. Also, why is that guy sitting on a big cello? I just noticed that. Why is there a big cello there for now? Probably a jazz musician or something. Right.

What if that's one of the guys who got a rare to see? That was what he did as he turned it to. He's like, that cameos been turning us into cellos. Been turned us into jazz instruments. My uncle's clarinet. They went back to the test site, too. To remove my left kidney. News Nation reached out to the army for answers.

What if like a Godzilla guy walks him in like a Cardinals jersey with a du racon on? They're like, that's my brother. He was around for the worst of it. Yeah, my brother, he crawled up one of them, too. He went up to pipe. We said, Ray, right, get out that pipe. Now he's fucking 85-foot goddamn feet off. Turned into a big lizard.

You can spray atomic blue eyes out of shit. One of the guys sitting there just in a literal angel. He's like wings in a halo. I've been dead for it. They spray him with that cammy. I'm turning into a bunch of it. her rains covered in eyes. I was, I was turning to do a biblical, acrid angel.

That's right. Serafilm. That's my cousin Constantine. So what do you? He can talk to the dead. So they reached out to the Army. My mama's swamp thing. Removal of my left kidney. News Nation reached out to the Army for answers. They provided a one-page response.

It says the Army's own sentence. One-page? One-page response. And it starts here. go fuck yourself. Signed the U.S. Army. It's signed very respectfully. For Health Promotion and Preventive Medicine

investigated in 1994 and found inhalation exposure would not pose a health risk. Oh, well, there you go. They also cite later corroborating reviews, including a 1997 review by the National Research Council. Perhaps they assumed we wouldn't read

the NRC's 380-page report. But we did, and the Army's statement doesn't show the full picture. In that 1997 review, the National Research Council explicitly says repeated exposure to zinc cadmium sulfide can cause kidney or bone toxicity or lung cancer if levels are high enough. And they admitted they couldn't fully assess the risk. Why? Because some Army records remain classified, it says, for national security reasons.

More troubling, key Army exposure records were missed. I love the national security thing. Like, we're protecting you. They go, we would have. We're not letting you know. We would have known, but there's a big file called, labeled fuck black people that's just not been declassified. So we, sorry, we have no idea. For your safety.

For your safety. It's always like Operation Mockingbird, Operation Blue Book. This is Operation. Yeah. Operation How to actually kill a mockingbird. Very good. Operation Schiffrobe. Very good.

And when the NRC asked the army to supply them, the army said it couldn't find them. Finally, the NRC considered conducting its own study, but concluded it wasn't feasible. In short, it did not test the site, collect samples, or test residents. Damn, it's still there. They didn't have access to all the data. Their review was based on what the army gave them and what the army either could not find or withheld. The army ends its statement to news nation by saying, quote, none of the reports contained evidence of a radioactive component to the zinc cadmium sulfide

dispersion tests residents say the secrecy and delays are no accident they're waiting that's out they're waiting on all of us to die yeah army but that's not even the whole story as residents demand to know what else could have been in that spray they have not come clean with what was in there do you believe that it was just zinc cadmium sulfide in that spray no no no We go to the source, a researcher who has spent decades declassifying government documents about these tests. We've got to make sure the blues still kicks ass. U.S. government sprayed some kind of radioactive material on the residence of St. Louis. I believe that they did.

And the government's surprising response to our request to declassify information. I mean, what the hell? Plus, renowned activist Aaron Brockovich weighs it. Do you think there's been a lie here, a cover up here? It sure looks that way. Whoa. The residents are asking for an apology from the government for being experimented on there.

I want an apology and I want to suck Aaron Brockovich's titties. Let me suck her and that Julia Robba bitch's titty. And I'll be all right. And I'll be okay if you let me suck her in 1998 tities. Not that weird tripled up shits now. I don't want them weird Friday shits. I want a titty fucks in this. Sweeney, we can put this all the

bed. You got to release Sidney Sweeney in the middle of St. Louis like a cow into the raptor pit in Jurassic Park. And they're waving. We're going to tear that shit to bitch. No, but it is

yeah, it is hell. That's hell. But yeah, I was thinking all that stuff this week, and then I saw that. I was like, oh, yeah. And who knows what else is going on. This is just what we found out. And then they go, yeah, there was enough evidence they had to admit they did it. But it was a long

time ago, time passed, so that makes everything better. Aren't you dead yet? Listen, we haven't done any bad things to black people since then. So, like, just chill the fuck out. We're going to Arizona. Yes. In October, October 12th. Yeah, but more. More than

More dates being added, limit party. Life, go check them out. Utah, Denver. Utah, Denver. Salt Lake City. Fort Worth, Houston. All September 24th to like the 28th. And Patreon.com slash limit party.

I think, by the way, me and Joe, it looks like me and Joey will be doing our play in Austin. Probably there, I think September 30th, me and Joey are doing the play. And we're going to, like, rewrite it and make it longer and practice it. And we're going to, I think we're going to do it at the valve. So people should come out for that When we're going to there The Velvita room So when that tickets up

I'll post it But yeah me and me and Joey We'll be back on the stage I will be at Franklin's Blackout drunk Nine in the morning Wish me and Joey could be doing that But Joey is Lawrence Olivier

And I am Worson Wells, obviously You guys should, I'm not kidding And we'll be giving the greatest performance anyone's ever seen it will win tony's the thing we're watching that's very cool joey's gonna be out there i'm really excited to see him we're gonna half of the reason i wanted to do it was just to get joey to come to austin it's gonna be so funny watching him in austin yeah he's gonna be drunk

every waking second do you think he'll be able to do the play with me yeah no he'll get it done he did it last time no he will i know but in austin like on it's gonna be a little wild i think we're i'm gonna activate joey like a sleeper cell when he gets drunk enough and he's gonna burn the mothership to the ground. He really could do that. It's dangerous bringing him there. We're going to be right across the street from the mothership with Joey, possibly his drunkest he's ever been.

Yeah, he'll be arrested mid-show. We're calling it a bomb threat to the mothership. Rogan's like IDF guys will come in. Yeah, Maslott will get your ass. And he'll be like, pared it, like, pared it, you crazy animals? Crazy. It's paredi, law. I think Tommy Pope and Kahn.

or we'll be on the show and I don't know who else. Oh, nice. Maybe a big guest. Tommy's famous as shit. We'll all be there just hanging out. Yeah. Patreon.com slash lemon party for bonus content. That's where we're going over to now.

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