lemonparty - 151: The Most Uplifting Podcast Episode of All Time

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

Ben was exiled to a dark room for a few days and read about every school shooting since 1595 and investigated the school shooting his father was in in Whitharral, Texas in 1977. Devan was up in SF (the gay area) when he heard the news of the Kirk Assassination, and had to halt his indian truck driver investigations. Jace on the other hand...that pesky lib... supposedly having a beach day with his discord buddies... but who's to really say? In this wacky episode, the boys try their best to fill your heart with the spirit of life, and get down to the bottom of this political violence, who is behind it, and just exactly how long has it been going on? This week on lemonparty... LP Tour is cancelled due to Israel probably and you all should be getting refunds through the venue https://www.lemonparty.life/ bonus episodes ⁠  https://patreon.com/lemonparty Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/LEMON and use code LEMON and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Support the show and get up to 4 extra months of ExpressVPN for free. Head to https://www.expressvpn.com/LEMON Support the show & get 50% off your first Factor box, plus free breakfast for a year with the code LEMON50OFF at https://www.factormeals.com/LEMON50OFF Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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What you're in at all What you're on Yeah We're reporting now However It's been kind of a slow news week So I don't know really What we're going to talk about

True Things have been I mean I've been searching I can't find anything I know Eddington too came out Yeah But it's been a slow week

Can you pull up Several fats for us to look at quickly? I wish I've been unfortunately I haven't been really online Yeah, you were cursed by God to not get to see all the discourse this week

Yeah, you took your eyes away I saw the worst footage I've ever seen in my life earlier this week and God blessed you With an eye disease and you couldn't see it Can I say I did, I looked at the social media a little bit And very sad news this week Look at that's how we moved from You're talking like an old man

I look at the social media It's very sad though Because Please don't destroy fired from Saturday Day Live And the country From what I can tell Everybody is very upset about this

There's protests Everybody's fighting on Twitter Steve Higgins People are furious over Steve Higgins Mr. Higgins Not even hired as a writer on S&L And it didn't matter Who his dad was

and so people are losing their minds online. They're celebrating it. People are celebrating it with means. It's pictures of Steve Higgins. It says wasted. And it's disgusting. It's disgusting. What S&L has done?

They're calling him Steve Squirt online, and I think that's disgusting. Let me soy for the people real quick. Yeah, give them a blind soy. They really need this one. They really need this one. I'll soy through the Civil War, my friend. There we go. Hey.

Look at you in your glasses. You look like a Swedish guy that makes tech music in the 90s. Yeah, you look like you got some wicked stuff in your basement going on. Are you going to keep that on, Ben? Is that okay? Yeah, I'm going to close the, maybe the shutter on it here. Yeah. Okay. Just to give the people a little bit more.

Okay. If your eyes are killing you, though, don't worry about it. No, it's okay. You can't get away from it at all. It was all over everything. It was sent to the initial, the faraway footage. was the one that I saw first. I was at a Giants game

watching the San Francisco Giants before they started. Right. And I'll admit, I Kelsey text to you like, oh, they shot Charlie Kirk, LOL, because I saw the faraway footage.

Yeah, you said it like, yeah, and I was like, I thought he got clipped in the shoulder and was like fine or whatever. The faraway footage looked like, I was like, oh, shit. And then I see everyone duck and then run away.

And I was like, I don't really know what I just saw. And then I text to you, I saw the close of footage. I was like, oh, this is one of the most graphic things I've ever seen. And I had already seen it after that.

And then in my mind, I'm like, Jay's is a sick man. I go on Twitter, and it's this a close-up, and it was so horrific that there was a part of me that was almost like, was that like a deep fake? Was that, like, it was so clear and horrific and the way the blood just dropped out of his neck. What he was saying at the time. I thought he said, at the time, I thought he said gay violence. I thought that was the last thing he said. Saying gun violence or saying gang violence and then talking about trans shooters, and he was doing the whole thing where he was putting the whole thing where he was putting the mic down, he goes, he goes, the guy goes, how many, you know, how many shootings have been done by

trans people? He goes too many. He puts the mic down. Everyone cheers. I was like, this is too on the nose, the timing of it. And it, it made me so fucking nauseous and, uh, existentially nervous. And then I have to watch the San Francisco Giants play baseball. And I keep looking around. And then immediately within five minutes, you know, people are celebrating the right, uh, Matt Walsh is, is, acting like he's going to turn into like gladiator over it heads on pikes i'm like i'm like is there a civil war starting and i'm looking around and just like it's a bunch of fucking boomers at the giants game cheering on the worst team of all time and i keep wanting to kind of be like guys i think maybe we should get out of here or something nothing happened but it it

then i we left i left the game with my friend the fifth inning and uh i just it that was disgusting man that's that's that's the that's the worst uh that's the worst thing i've seen on and I know I see a lot of Gaza footage, okay? It's horrible, too. But I don't see that family every day on my phone. So you're just like, that's fucking terrible. Right. This guy, I see every, like, oh, he's like, he's constantly in front of you.

And then the see him die like that is sick. I've been, since I can't be on social media, I've just been trying to imagine what the Twitter feed would be. So I've just been like, I just scroll in my head where I'm like, I go to my 4U page in my head that I imagine it's Mark Norman and he goes I haven't seen a CK go down like that since Louis Yeah You're not far off. Not far off. Did he tweet that?

He goes He goes, I don't know Does this technically, is this technically a school shooting? Yeah, that was his joke Or like You know, everybody talks about a man hunt There's never a woman hunt You know we have lots of hunts out there

We have Helen hunt We got man hunts, dunk hunts Folks, the only thing I care about is my cut. Yeah. Something like that, maybe. That reminds me like, JFK. Yeah. It was that, and then you would scroll up and you'd see a black guy called like

Atmista Fabulous be like, they turn that inward into Toronto squirt. Yeah. Really? Yeah. People were doing that? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. That's insane.

All day, baby. Oh, yeah, all day. Jesus Christ. That's still going on. That's awful. All day. And then everyone is immediately like saying things that he, he said and be like, well, he would want us to make fun

of him, or this is, he didn't believe in empathy or that type of shit. I'm like, oh, my God. I think, I think that's horrible. I think if this guy turns out to be the real shooter and he turns out to be very lib and everything, I think the libs got to give up one of theirs. I think they give up Olivia Giuliana. They put her in the middle, and then just hundreds of people

get to shoot at her, stagher. Who's that? That's the big fat lady. The 400 pound lady. Now, it would take days to kill her. It would take days to put her down. And her neck is very well protected. She's being assassinated by an aorta right now. There's a trans aorta in her back, taking her down.

Yes, exactly. There's trans platelets that are clumping together right now inside of her. The red blood cells are dating trans people and they're convincing her to kill whatever dumb stupid name is. But I also, I, then the first guy that tweeted about it was old Bibby Netanyahu. The first guy that was like, I'm praying for who we killed. Yeah, he's like praying for asking for us. Charlie Kirk. Brangford, Charlie Kirk.

Tag them in it. And then one of the other videos I saw I was like, was like way too quick was him being, they're asking him if he did it. Yeah. And you're like, are we in, is this? Is he like Lex Luther? What is going on?

The news within an hour being like, In Israel, of course, had nothing to do with it. And it's like, it's very weird. You said that immediately. Immediately, then blamed a Muslim guy. Mm-hmm. And then, uh, yeah.

And then immediately Ben Shapiro. Yeah. He blamed Moe-Mare. He goes, this is Dave Chappelle's opener. The work of him. Then Ben Shapiro is immediately like, I will take, I will take, I will take the reins from here. I will continue the tour. I will take, I will take that blood-stained microphone and continue it from here.

Because, you know, Ben-Rapiro loves tiny things covered in blood. So he's really excited about continuing the tour. The Jewish state is determined that I take over all of his turning point stuff. And the Israel stuff was bullshit to me at the beginning. And then as the time has gone on, I'm like, a little weird, a little interesting. You know, the guy that was. running the largest young conservative movement in the country, who was like the most mainstream version of that, uh, gets taken out. And, uh, the day that the Senate votes against,

uh, releasing the Epstein files. Two days after the Trump letter, uh, the, the pedophile drawing letter and, uh, goes public. Trump announces the death. Trump was the guy that he, he, Trump turned into the county corner and announced the death. That's how we found out that he was officially dead. Yeah. Uh, and Trump, Trump, Trump scheduled a tweet. two weeks ago RIP to Charlie Kirk and it posts And then he went to a Yankees game

And he's dancing He keeps talking about How they're putting in Like a new rape room At the White House And now they painted it beautifully You did miss a great clip Where they literally

I saw the clip Yeah yeah He's just You know Running from death I guess He doesn't want to think about it Yeah

He doesn't want You know To come after him I guess But you go Okay so Candice Candice Owens They had all

Candice Owens Anti-Israel They hate that Nick Fuentes is always anti-Israel. Charlie was like the guy that they had. And he had slowly been turning away, like, I guess, money. You got to go the route of Jerry Falwell.

You got to say, I love Israel. And then he dies. He dies. And then immediately, Shapiro and Milo are, like, coming out of retirement. The two most pro-Israel guys, it's all a little strange. I've been reading about the Italian, the years of lead and stuff and all that. It's been interesting. But, you know, with all this stuff going on, we don't have.

have any of the facts and we're trying to like make conclusions about stuff because like we don't even know if he's the shooter and people keep calling him the shooter but like we don't how did he zero the scope no cash like how did he said he picked up their rifle from a drop point right they also they also dropped like a fake rifle that he didn't have on him yeah that he left it in the woods yeah they dropped like a like a rifle from like world war one that like wasn't working in the woods and they go this was the trans shooters whatever i don't know but he wasn't Obviously, I can't invest in it. He was just a guy that, like, was really into, like, Thailand, seemingly.

So I've seen pictures of him, and all I know about him so far is that he loves, like, Olive Garden and Applebee's, and his mom used to take him there a lot. Right. So it could be red pan. It could be seed oils. And they keep saying he's like a leftist. This is the work of a bloomin onion, if I've seen it. He was eating a bloominion as a child, and I said, I don't understand how anyone could have a

bloominion and inflict this type of horror. Goy Slop radicalizes you against the... Yeah. against the state. Too much bloom and onion. It's all kind of crazy. I sat it on a hate watch, which would be yesterday or tomorrow.

But like, and I'll repeat it because it's weird. Like he had, it's, it's, the people think there's like, there's Israel's behind it. And then you find that that the guy has like a trans lover at home. I don't think that's been confirmed, by the way. Well, whatever. Shut up.

they said what do you mean has it not this fits my ideology we don't even know if he ticked the shot the trans person the he's denying it from what i've seen it's not about truth and the guy hasn't been confirmed that he's trans he lived with somebody that wore a wacky furry hat come on they must be trans come on he made really good coffee he was trans obviously i'll concede the point that the left is doing more terrorism right now obviously a lot of the past shooters though have been linked to acceleration and it's i can't i've And those guys, and when there's a Republican president in power, they use the left. They're easier to radicalize because of who's in power.

And, you know, one day we'll go back to insult Nazi shooters. We'll have that again. But right now, we have the trans-764 shooters. The shooter in Colorado that day, who killed, I think, like, three people in himself, was a link to 764 and these other radicals. And that's been confirmed. That's not a conspiracy theory. The Ukrainian lady died a couple days earlier.

And then that footage made me already not. So this was like a double whammy of like nausea. I'm like, oh, Jesus, what is it going on? And then meanwhile, I'm just at the ER. I'm surrounded by, I was next to a gentleman, a black guy in a wheelchair, and his legs looked like bean bags. And I wanted to sit on one of them. His torso was perfectly normal.

I have no idea what was going on with it. But he was more edema than man at that point. He's the type of guy you go, you go ahead. Yeah, he's half man, half fluid. Yeah. And did you hear at one point, did you turn it? nurse you're like did you see the memes they're posting about charlie and they go no we live in the real world baby but actually i can't see because i was completely fucked wearing i couldn't look at any

life you had like two eye patches on just lying in a room becoming a damn vampire yeah we were worried you were dead because we were i was like everyone's been hitting me up about you yeah normally i would be getting 85 texts an hour from you yeah breaking all of this down i was kind of lost without yeah and then no matter how no matter how fucked up i believe you to be i was i was i was driving home and I was like, well, the Patreon's not up. I mean, this is, what are we talking about? How are you going to pay for that ER visit? We don't post the Patreon then.

What are we doing here, buddy? You know? I know Devin reached out to me. I gave you a call. I go, obviously, listen, it looks like you had a really good time paintballing this weekend or whatever the hell is going on with your glasses. I'm sinking in medical bills. My car gets robbed. My car got broken into.

You broke into all the cards stolen that my wife left in there. And the diapers, too. Interesting. Was there a bunch of charges in Utah? Very good, Devin, right? And by the way, I do want to point out We are going to Utah in a few weeks Oh, I thought that almost immediately

That's the first thing on my mind was that Really weird we're going to Utah in like a week Yeah Very strange I thought that too Yeah very very strong And then Denver which Colorado had a school shooting That same day

There you go Damn, that's so weird man Yeah That's so weird Um Yeah You guys accept the theory at all that the political violence that's been going on is like an Operation Gladiot type of deal.

What's Operation Gladiow? This came about at the end of World War II from OSS to the... So basically when Mussolini was assassinated by, you know, communist. Truman and America did not want Italy to become communist. They wanted them to remain right-wing. They were worried about Soviet Union and rising communism. so they had like left behind like leave behind groups basically and these were like basically just people that were going to do terrorism and make it seem like left-wing

terrorism or or whatever but the whole idea and they did this up until this was like from the 60s all the way up until the 90s there were huge bombings and people dying and everything so uh every uh the idea is basically to create political instability so the country moves more towards authoritarianism. Because in times of craziness, people look to the president and they go, just be a fascist, just do whatever you got to do, just take over, do whatever you need, because people are naturally scared. A lot of these bombings, Italy was, they were doing in Italy was blamed on left wing, but they're

also right wing. You can radicalize anybody. That would go back and forth and cause political instability in Italy where there was like no infrastructure at the end of World War II. they were completely fucked, and then the CIA came in and actually did election interference and steered the country a different way, and then sowed political discourse, essentially. Yeah. I mean, I think the only thing that really makes sense to me is the Israel type of angle,

but that might be me trying to make sense of a senseless culture that we've entered inside of. I don't know. I've seen Clani Gospin call it the Amerisraeli years of lead, that America and Israel are doing a years of lead operation. To me, there's a lot of factors. there's the Trump letter two days before. So it's the first time we've had like a major MAGA. Like a guy, he was the number one conservative show.

That's the thing. It's also like who he is. Like if it was just some guy based on what he said, I can't, I have a hard time believe in that because like there's people that say much more inflammatory shit. Like you're almost like, why would this not happen to like a Myron Gaines type? Or Tom McDonald. People that literally go to colleges and be like faggot and retort, you know, like this guy was just a Christian conservative guy that said inflammatory and provocatory.

Yeah, number one, you have the craziest thing that could possibly happen for that MAGA crowd happening at the most convenient time it could happen for that maga crowd. Three hours later, they decided to not release the Epstein files. Congress passes that through. And then every single post about Kirk seemed to be like it was trying, like it was a pre-planned thing to stoke political fighting as much as possible. I mean, they were like, they're like, we're going to put him in the rotunda at the White House. like he was like FDR died like he's Lennon or something. No, I know. They turned him into like it's like to turn a guy like that into a J.D. Vance flew him back on Air Force 2. He's going to be mentioned in history books alongside like

and he was just, at this point, he probably would have gone on to be like a politician. Yeah. But at this point he was a YouTuber, changed my mind like Stephen Crowder 2.0 guy. So it reads so much as fuck, we're fucked. The veil is starting to fall. Everybody's reeling. It's all Israel. It's all pedophiles. jingle the keys, throw it over there and let everybody run after the keys and we'll be okay. And the info of him being

like genuinely afraid of, saying he was afraid of Israel in the last month. He had been turning against Israel. Against the Iranian, you know, war that they were doing and I don't know, it's a it's, it. But that might be, like I said, that might be me

grasping for meaning in a world that's kind of almost moved past that. I think we've almost... Or it's right wing infighting or it is Groyper shit. it, but I like, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I hate saying the word Royper. I don't know. I hate that I know what that kind of means. Yeah. You see the Google search store for Groyper. Yeah. It seems to be designed this way, though, to make people really angry and afraid all the time. I think that's by design. I think the confusion is part of it. It's almost

like, you know, I'm reading Mao too right now, Don DeLill. I got back into reading big mistake. It's made me much more miserable. I'm thinking too much. Need to get back. You need to get back into pornography. Yeah. All I can do. right now is read jay so it's it's a great life staying online reading books you know what got my mind up things was red bar i just started watching red bar red bar broke down jeff die from two years ago and i was like what a what a by the way he that guy is amazing i heard he's having eye issues like me as well and autoimmune stuff well i hope it clears up because he runs the great him and micky and mallory they run the greatest show on earth i think actually i love i can i that's what took my mind off

things me and my friend my friend's obsessed he's a normal guy yeah your friend up in the back He's obsessed with Redbar Which I was amazed by when we were talking to them. He knows every, he was like, did you see him talk about like Kanye and DJ academic? We were hurled over lap. I mean, it was so funny. Yeah. Anyway.

We were in the bed. Your friends like bring up like open micers. Like I just knew. And he doesn't know anything about this. Yeah. I'm like, how do you know that guy? Genuinely entertaining and hilarious. I'm like, that guy craps in a cup in his car.

How do you know who that is? And Red Bar is just like, this guy, horrible person. And you're like, that's all I needed. It took my mind of everything. Yeah, yeah. So I should have done that. I made the mistake. I'm like, I spent a day and a half on the phone.

I need to distract myself, picked up them out to, little do I know. It's an allegory for how political violence is used as almost an art form now. So that is almost part of it. If it is a distraction, violence is like this, it's not the art. It's almost like the clay. Like they provide the clay and then we all retardedly run to it and get to form whatever we want it to be about. You know, people are like, well, he's, it was a trans guy. Oh, no, it was a guy from a Trump family.

Well, he had a trans girlfriend when he was in college. She did it to him. Or are people going, no, it was a Groyper who this guy definitely listened to Fuentes. We have no proof of that, but we just know. So everybody's like rushing to make their own thesis about why this happened. And that's almost, I think that's the confusion. That's the beauty of it. It doesn't actually have to trick everybody.

It just has to get people fighting enough that they forget enough about the Epstein shit to move on. There's going to be more political. terrorism it's only going to get worse from here I agree I think it's by design I think so too I did apply in the state of California for a gun but then my eyes started going on the I couldn't finish the form and zoom out on

it so it's just open on my computer at home but I actually looked into the process I think it's pretty easy to get a gun range and apply there I think I have to apply to even oh can you actually just go to the gun range and do it I found a form on the government website to apply all I know is if I'm going to go get a gun send it's I'm just going to go to the

place and have a guy that really gives a shit, like, lead me through the process. Oh, interesting. I thought I had to mail something to the state of California. I'll make friends with the Blue Lives Matter guy and I'll let him come to my house and go on my computer and solve it for me. The reason what I'm trying to get... And then I'll hire him. I'll be like,

just stand out front. I'm standing up front like Enzo the baker. And then the turn is that he's the one who ends up killing you. Yes, and then he gets pissed off that I like, I forgot to get him like a coffee one day or something and he murders me. I got a call from the FBI four years ago,

so I don't even know if I'm on a list where I can't get a gun. But that was when they were like... Yeah, still operational. Cash lost that file. Well, that's funny is five years ago they were worried after January 6 about right-wing terrorism and the rise of that, and now we're talking about left-wing terrorism. So, again, it's by design to swing whoever's in power. It's easier to, you know, it's...

I've got to read more about it. I've been reading a lot about Vietnam and the Italian years of lead. You don't need to worry about the FBI anymore because it's being run by. by an inept, an in anept man. A guy who would fuck up a plate of butter chick. Cashberthel was on Facebook Marketplace, like a couple hours after the shooting. Like, can anyone, do I work for the FBI? He was on Craigslist, like, hey, does anyone know a guy with a gun that maybe did this?

Are you in the FBI? Yeah. Where am I? Posting on Craigslist, looking for a patsy to blame this on Must Be Trans. We're offering, we have a, we're offering a free drink tickets to anyone that knows anything about this. You get two free tickets to kill Tony and your name in the bucket, not a guaranteed pool, though. We, you know, a lifetime supply to, what is the place, the soda place in Utah, Swigs? Yeah, Swicks, yeah, yeah.

A lifetime supply of Swigs, if you have any info on this. All the non-caffeine soda you want. You just have to go to jail and get assassinated. Please. Yeah. I have no clue what I'm doing. I'll see. you on Valhalla, brother.

Yeah, I'll see you in Valhalla. The Indian takeover is insane because I was at the supermarket and like a nice Indian family walked in. They were all dressed like white people in the 90s with the tucked in shirts and the khakis and acting respectable. And then the white people I see are just basically total slobs in the parking lot, trashy, yelling fuck, covered in tattoos. I see these Indians coming in.

And then I realized that the Indians are also the new white trash because they're the truckers. So the Indians are the truck. And this has been confirmed by. our reporter in the field in the field devon costa has been tracking these indian truckers i've been doing a lot of in the field work god bless you're watching for lemon party for everything we do i've watching red bar you got an eye on the indian truckers i'm doing it all i'm doing it all buddy you watch every too lazy to try video the moment it comes out i got my eyes all over the city my ears all over the comedy world i'm fucking i'm scoping out everything so i was as i was as i pull up

to a starbucks on the i five on the midway uh past driving up to the bed a little past harris A little past Harris Ranch. No, actually Harris Ranch off turn. There's a Starbucks, a lovely Starbucks. It's full. I go to the bathroom. There's an Indian guy brushing his teeth next to me. But he looked like a fucking neat.

He didn't look like Indian. He looked, he was like hip. It looked like almost like YouTube traveler guy. Like a guy that does a blog. He looked like he might have had a sprinter van. Maybe he killed his girlfriend. He killed his girlfriend. He murdered his girlfriend.

Who knows? But he's brushing his teeth next to me. I go, this is just a cool guy, he camps, I don't know. And we both wait for our nitro cold brews. Of course, you need a nitro cold brew on a long drive like that. It's got the extra caffeine, you know. And I'm sure this guy had just been to the taste of India, which was like, you know, five, ten miles down the down the, down the I-5.

There's all sorts of Indian restaurants, the taste of Delhi. It's all Indian restaurants. It's no more like, hey, it's retard bill shaloon. Like, that's all over. It's all like the fucking, the ticamasala hut. and it's next to cows and there's a cowboy there that's like god damn it

you took my uncle's you know store Right but he's not They don't even Those white people have been beating down So much they don't even give us shit They're like well I guess it's just our engine man They don't care

It's like that movie What was that fucking movie Minari Where the Koreans moved in to like Alabama They're like we could We're gonna grow fucking Mung beans or whatever I don't know what the fuck they were doing They're like Marry I guess

They can misgender chickens Like nobody's business Those little Korean. So I'm looking at this kind, I'm just a little cure. I'm like, oh, this guy must be, like, on a road trip or something. He gets into a big rig in the parking lot, and then it hit me. I go, I forgot, but Chase, Chase was telling me all about the Indian truck drivers. I didn't know.

It's an epidemic. We were driving up to the base. It actually is if you look into it. But I thought they were, like, Indian, Indian. Like, I thought they were fucking. There's some. If you look close, there's some. I thought they were, like, guys, like, the fingers were cobras.

I don't know. There are guys who look like human lipos. bulbs driving to the bay yeah they all are driving to the bay specifically i don't know why they do that route yeah i don't know they're thing but i did it i did it very good james i did two months ago and i was driving and i and i happened to also know the same thing my girlfriend started telling me like oh the indians are actually so popular on this route that they you know started a new delia baharia yeah yeah and i was just pretending i wasn't just furious at this information i was like that's very interesting i'll see you in masala brother but uh yeah i mean i uh i uh

Devin, now, you got to do a citizen's arrest there and drag him out of the 18-wheeler. No, I'm happy that they're doing it. We're getting food much quicker. It comes earlier in the morning. Much cheaper. The amount of videos I've seen where they'll cut across 40 lanes

on the biggest interstate you've ever seen. Going off of off ramps. Doing crazy, like, Grand Theft Auto. You got to keep an eye on them. You got to keep an eye on them. They drive like it's a magic carpet. I know this not even the right part of the world, but I don't care.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. I'm white. But yeah, they're stealing our culture, frankly. Truck driving, dressing, in khakis and tucked in shirts. This is no good. It's kind of fine with me.

I mean, whatever. I mean, we put up zero fight, so it makes total sense. You know what I mean? We're all, like, every white person is turning into a tube of old toothpaste you find in the dirt. So, like. Everybody's like Haley Welch where they're just, every other word is fuck. They're trashy as shit. They can't form a set.

Fucking fuck. I don't get fucking fuck what you fucking believe you fuck. Yeah. And they're wearing a t-shirt. You're so trashy and disgusting. And they're wearing a t-shirt that says like, if my mouse full of food, fuck me in the ass, fuck face. Bitch. And you're like, yeah, of course.

You're like, of course Indians took over. We ruined everything. We're bad now. Yeah. We're bad now. Yeah, I know, man. We're turning into slugs. It is what it is, man.

And, you know, as bad as, as crazy as everything has been this week, as stressful as it has been, at the end of the day, you know, at least I have my health. And the safety at your home. Yes. I know. I was texting your wife because you couldn't look at your phone. And I was just like, hey, how's been doing? Is he doing okay? She's like, he can almost see today.

And I was like, that's good. She's like, we wear robbed viciously. And I go, oh, yeah. Oh, that's real bad anyway. Yeah. I'm at the beach today. I was hearing all that town when I was looking out at the water at the Bay Bridge. And I was like, fuck, man, get it together.

I apologize. The hell. The gay area having butt sex. San Francisco has no, they didn't even have gay culture anymore. There's no culture there. The culture is just like, it's just they, I don't think there's a single artist left in the city. but it is nice that's nicer now it's very nice i love it they did something to the crazy people they're turning into that uh new uh francis for copeland movie it's like a new future it's very

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Thank you to all of our sponsors. And now back to, what was it, the highway system, how the highway system is getting ruined. Yeah. Ben. Yeah. What's that, buddy? Anything further? well no i mean so you know what's interesting so because of all the political violence on school

campuses uh sure it's been going on for a very long time uh coincidentally i just started like reading a lot about vietnam and then i forgot about all the political violence on like kent state and stuff back in like 1970 where people are like these guys are fucking hippies and people be protesting and then the cops would show up and like kill a bunch of people that were unarmed and then the cops wouldn't like nothing would happen there's that famous photo at kent state of the lady falling on the ground yeah kind of looks like mama cass and she's screaming she's screaming yeah she she got fat by the way what yeah i looked it up she got that lady from the lady that politzer prize winning photo of the girl on the ground on kent state she she became yeah they actually tried they went back

20 years later they tried to recreate it her knees exploded right there she was screaming for a different reason yeah but i forgot even in i believe it was in wisconsin there was even a bombing i think that next year they were called like the new year's uh the new year's gang and they did a timothy mcvay thing these four guys where they loaded up a truck with a fertilizer and whatnot and they parked it outside the army mathematics like research center i believe it was called yeah there on and they killed like a physicist it blew up uh killed one professor there and it was the process like women's hours on campus and the vietnam war and everything and uh one guy is actually still on the lamb oh really yeah one guy like went into canada and got away but basically at that time by the way in like places like kent state apparently people were walking around the town and they would just hold up four to one another like this indicating like we got four like four lib hippies died fuck them right they're like oh really yeah but they were protesting they were all dating four trans girlfriends and that's why they needed to die dude but like the like the real context of this is like is super interesting because

enacted this war on poverty thing in the 60s. I think it ran from like, he announced it in like 1964. And basically there's always needs to be a war on something, whether it's drugs, poverty, terrorism. You're like, don't take away more of their money. We have a war on poverty. Make them have zero.

So if there's like a war on something, it gives the government like a blank check to do whatever they want. So you always need a war, right? And then McNamara comes in, you know, the good old McNamara. Oh, yeah, Robert McNamara. And he says that because, and dude, recruits are so down with the Vietnam War because everybody realizes it's ridiculous.

No one thinks this is real. They come in, they draw this 16th parallel thing. They don't, like, Ho Chi Men is elected, right, in Vietnam. And then they're like, just ignore the United States coming in, like, drawing in this line and everything. And it was looking like kind of embarrassing, right? Like, it wasn't a very embarrassing war. They returned to communism as soon as we left, by the way, 20. you know, five years later or whatever.

So the whole thing was, like, and there's also the Phoenix program and everything where they, like, tortured people and shoved rods in their heads and killed them. That's a whole different thing that the CIA was doing down there. But so McNamara during the war on poverty said, I know how we can help these poor men. They need to join the military. You go, hey, you want to not be poor? Why don't you step into this canon real quick? So we can fire it out of a Vietnamese child.

But no one wanted to join. People were fleeing into Canada. People were draft dodging. Nobody on campuses supported this at all. No one thought Vietnam was a threat whatsoever. So this is the funniest thing. He did this thing called Operation 100,000, where he tried to get 100,000 recruits every year for the Vietnam War. Right.

By the way, some people confirmed stats that more people killed themselves after Vietnam War, the Vietnam War, than died in the Vietnam War. Yeah, I think that is true. Yeah. But he lowered the, he lowered the IQ required to get into the military to like 60, 61. And these guys were called McNamara's morons. They were literally, so they were so fucking stupid. They couldn't read their manuals to join their army. So they gave them comic books that explain to the other stuff.

And a lot of these guys had to have their shoes tied because they were like Velcro shoe guys. So they were guys like, we're going to go fought Ross. Yeah, exactly. They were, like, making friends with the monkeys out there and shit. The monkeys were holding their hands, tying their shoes for them. This monkey read my comic book to me. It's what's funny is, like, when all these people are protesting this stuff, this is, like, 66 to 71. That's when I think Kent State happens in 1970.

There's other events, obviously, and then the bombing and everything. Because these guys are known as McNamara's morons. I think, like, 360,000 people ended up going over there. And, of course, the government lies about the numbers in terms of how many people have done. died, but apparent from reports, they would just be like, hey, why do you go see if there's a sniper in that tree? And they would just send a guy with a 60 IQ who needed to have his shoes tied that morning. And the death rate of these people, it tripled immediately. So we sent a bunch of people with, like, almost down syndrome to Vietnam to die for no reason whatsoever. They kept trying to

order Chinese food from the Viet Cong. And they get cut in half with bullet fire. That's the problem. It's insane. No, I mean, every story I hear. about Vietnam is there would be one guy who was like a smart guy from his hometown who was like, you know what, I'm going to serve my country. I care about being a good citizen. And he should have been a road scholar. But he grew up in bum-fuck Alabama with a genius IQ. And then he joins the, he joins the military. And he's in Vietnam. And then his first mission, they're like, they told me I can rape everyone. And he's like, that's bad. Don't rape everybody. And they're like, We're going to blow your fucking head off.

The guys just get, you know, fucking stomped out because they weren't letting people rape and shit. Yeah. But, but, but, but, but, oh, sorry. Oh, no, no, no. Go ahead. Go ahead. But I'm, I'm saying to your point about disinformation, you know, government's causing infighting. The gulf of Tonkin wasn't even a false flag.

It was literally fake. It didn't happen at all. All of this, all of this type of this fakery to get people infighting, it's the same as a 60s where all these people fled to Canada they were getting very disillusioned with the government and then what happens yeah draft dodging was big what happens is like by 69 summer of love I believe it was 69 I was born in the wrong generation we're doing a comedy show so like I thought that was funny anyway go on jace with your fucking stupid with your stupid thinking shit reading books and shit again all your book shit 69 they were

like, okay, well, we're not going to change the world, so who gives a fuck? And then the 70s was just everybody does cocaine and fucks each other. And then the 80s was like, okay, we're all 33 now, so let's all, like, get rich as fuck. And nobody cares. It just, like, it does work to just kill the idea of even trying and people anymore. So, you know, it's interesting, by the way, I think that ship, the Mac, the Gulf of Tonga ship's called, like, the Richard Homi or something like that, the Hami. I can't remember the name of it.

But one of the people, the big generals who reported on. it the whole Gulf of Tonkin incident was actually Jim Morrison's dad did you guys know that I think I'd heard that I think it was George Stephen Morrison I believe and there's actually a picture of Jim Morrison with his dad when he's a teen and they're on the ship that is the whole Gulf of Tonkin false flag and then so a lot of these guys and Dave McGowan writes about this and mysteries inside Laurel Canyon I can't remember the exact name of the book. I haven't read it yet. That a lot of these guys, like, Jim Orson, their father was always in, like, military intelligence.

The way, like, the way Geroletto's, like, from Langley and stuff, is very interesting. So you think it's, like, a NEPA baby? I don't know. I want to read about that because I was reading that today, and I'm like, I can't wait to dive into that. But then I went right back to all the people with 60 IQs getting, like, just blown to bitch. Sure. And then they all smoked weed, too, and, like, did drugs. And they were just, like, hot guns. Holy shit, like trees are crazy. And then they were like, maybe I shouldn't have raped that family.

And then they're like, I'm fucking, I hate the war. I hate America. I'm going to go back home and be really stinking in a wheelchair somewhere. The government said I get my own bed. It's called an off-ramp. Dude, during Vietnam, too. The government said, I'm a... They pay me in bubble gum.

I got the chew bag bubble. I got... I got... I got two walls in a roof. It's called Under a Freeway. It's a lean-tooth. They gave me a cardboard box in this really dirty American flag bandana we all wear. So I can get really stinky and people get mad at me with my bone off legs and shit.

Dude, during this time, by the way, they had this whole thing called the Phoenix program. And it was all run by the CIA. So they would get like the Viet Cong, whatever, you know, they would take them captive. And there was like 800,000 people they took out. And like 30% of these people, they tortured to death. Right. They put them in these programs where they just would torture them and run tests on them. They would push sticks through their ear and to see how long.

This was the Viet Cong was doing this to people? No, the CIA was. It's called the Phoenix program. It's called the Phoenix program that they were doing and they killed. Are they trying to convince people to live in Phoenix? What are you kidding me? Of course. You gotta have, you gotta, you gotta shove a damn stick in my brain to convince me to live in Phoenix for Christ's eggs, Bob.

Jesus, yeah. Woo! Yes. Do you know how hot it gets, folks? Yes, it's like 115 degrees. You gotta pull the Phoenix experiment on me to get me to live there. Folks. Folks.

Telling me I gotta watch Devin Booker for the rest of my life. Of course. Shove a needle in my head. But yeah, that's bad. Just electrocuting people to death. And it's just so funny that it was like this happened for basically. And then, uh... Wait, why were they doing this, though?

Just running tests, dude, it's like Nazi scientist stuff. Oh, they're just like, we got a bunch of... Running tests. Yeah. Like, we got a bunch of, like, little rice guys. Like, let's blow him up and shit. The big Nazi scientist von Braun, uh, we brought him over from, uh, Germany. Yeah, that he created the missiles that, like, killed a bunch of people over there.

And, like, he was, like, like, one of the top Nazi scientists. We brought him over. He became the aerospace expert. Yeah, we got to the moon because of all the Nazi scientists we brought over, yeah. So, like, you know, we're into torture for a reason. Yeah, there was guys in the Apollo programs who were like in board meetings. We were like, what if we brought a bunch of twins up to the moon and we sold them together?

People were like, we're not doing that shit, all right? Well, they wanted to steal from the Jewish bank. The big Jewish bank. That's where they wanted to get the moon. The big Jewish bank in the sky. That's why the Nazis were so good at getting there. Yeah. They're like, all right, Neil, now find the underground entrance to the big bank where they keep all the money they stole from us they confronted the

CIA director at the time and they were like how many people you know did you did you kill in this program like once it was discovered and he was like our estimates are like only 6,000 died while we had captive and then the Vietnam came back and they were like no it's like it's like way higher than that and the next day he literally goes it was like 20,000 so he just kept coming back and lying and then eventually the Vietnam

they're like it's well over 40,000 but this was the I think it was William Colby had the answer for it who ended up being connected to the Franklin scandal so it's all very interesting stuff but I love going he was like you know a cup of rice it's always way more than you think

and you're hungry like an hour later an hour later once it's boiling it's like oh my God it's way more rice than I wanted way more This was like a cup Now it's four cups Can I put it in the fridge I'm so

On TikTok that's bad I'm so full I did watch a documentary On McNamara that's very good The Fog of War that Errol Morris Document That was in 2003 Where he recanted what he said

And he goes But two days before that We were attacked Yeah yeah Because we weren't attacked on August 4th We were attacked on August 2nd Yeah yeah Yeah, it's just great because it's the 11 lessons from the fog of war, right, or whatever.

And then you're watching and you're just seeing Robert McNamara with his pen. Just be like, lesson number three, I in your shirts. And he's like, where did you get that? He's like, I saw a bunch of bloody morons get blown to bits and their shirts were dirty. It's like this guy, it's this classic, like, boomer greatest generation thing of like the most horrific thing. A man has ever done to a man boiled down to like, and you know, you put yourself up by your boot, strap just compressed in this fake knowledge of how things work to make sense from what i'm reading you could watch like a 30-hour documentary by vietnam and barely scratched the surface of the shit

show that that whole thing was yeah it's the most fascinating thing to me though i'm i'm diving like way into that i'm diving big into school shootings right now i'm reading okay i've been reading about i've been reading about every school shooting since 1598 all right and the great thing is you'll never catch up it's like it's like a treadmill of learning You're like, I'm almost, I'm almost at 20, 25, and then 19 more happened. I'll show you a website I found. It's called Column, I think it's called Columbine's Angels, and they made it to commemorate every single school shooting. And the thing on the website says, I'm exhausted with making entries, and I will no longer be updating this website.

They're like, yeah, the fucking, the servers we have to rent cost us $40,000 a month. Yeah, this is, uh, this is it right here. And you know what? It's hard for me to read because of my glasses. Well, it also looks bad, but that's actually more meaningful because, you know, it's a dad who does not know computers made this. And he didn't realize there was going to be 40,000 school shootings. Of course, yeah. It kind of looks like he gave up in about 2010.

Yeah, he gave up in, like, 2008. I'm trying to find, okay, here we go. The Angels of Columbine. Yeah, but no, not them specifically. Oh, school violence. Here we go. So, Jason, here's what's really interesting. The reason why I landed on this website is I've been doing it.

deep dive on the school shooting dad was in in 1974. Oh, yeah. Because he was in one of the, what I thought was one of the first school shootings, it was like number 300. Yeah, yeah. Which is like being number one. Yeah. In a way.

Yeah. Our dad was in a school. We figured that when we were like 25 that our dad was in a school shooting. Really? Yeah. He just, you know how dads are. You're just like, you're eating wings with your dad. He's like, oh, yeah, there was a kid at our school.

He killed every single person I knew, you know, and then got transferred to another school. What type of shooting was it? What happened? He said the devil made him do it. He killed the principal, went across the street. which is a very common thing I start seeing around the 70s is I see a thing of like a guy or a kid kills somebody and then he just turns himself in immediately

and says like the devil made him do it or just goes right into an insane asylum. Like he's doing it for some greater, like he was instructed to do it by an entity or something. Some sort of Satan's cult. He shot, if I remember right, he like went into class. I'll find it right here.

Okay, you actually found it. Yeah, yeah. So his name was the guy. Die that, hold on, Control F. Trip is the name of the principal. He was 31 when he died. Yep. Okay.

This is the school shooting dad was in, and Whitherald, Texas in 1977. Yeah, it was, yeah, I remember it was a Mexican guy. It was Ricardo Lopez, went to his morning classes, and while there showed a classmate had a gun and told him he was going to shoot the principal coach and an agricultural teacher. Classmate just laughed at him and didn't believe him. Pause, that might have been dad. When I was reading this, I'm like, was that dad? That might have been our dude.

It was 12 people. It was like school. That's like, you little fucking bainer. I can do that shit. You fucking, you Mexicans couldn't have hit the broad shot of a bar. Why don't you just wait for Lucy to come home tonight and settle your little ass down? Hey, no guns lied at the Congo, Conga party, Ricky. Ricky went to the principal, Mr. Omar Tripp and told him he was sick and needed to go home.

Mr. Tripp 31 said that he would take him to home this car, which point Ricky walked out the door towards the car. Yeah, he shot him in the back. And then he went across the street, gave the gun. done to the guy in the gas station and he goes, the devil made me do it. That's what he said. Yeah, he pleaded insanity at his trial was placed in a state institute. The bullet hole and door are still there today.

Yeah, I know that's her does. Yeah. So, Dad was in a school shooting, which is pretty badass. Yeah. Pretty awesome, actually. That is pretty cool. And didn't even tell us about it. No, no word about it whatsoever.

Do you know how annoying I would be if I was in a school shooting? I'd bring that up every fucking. my fingers about to hurt from scrolling but i'm going to show you guys like the beginning of school shootings are very interesting like this one was in eddingburg scotland it's not that interesting it's just a bunch of kids uh so they told them that they were going to take away their like autumn break and then they came to the school with muskets they're all these rich kids is that edinburgh like the yeah scotland where the comedy festival is that's correct was it the first comedy was it was this cousin they saw they saw the first show showing of nanette yeah and they freaked

So they basically shot a guy, it's whatever. Then they made a play about it there, actually. Very funny, Devon. The Citadel Rights Group of Riddell's War staged this event. But anyway, it's funny to do that in 15. He actually used one of those flintlocked pistols, and he shot two balls into the side of this guy's head who was trying to come in.

And they were just, they just wanted their autumn holiday. They wanted to not be in school. Little did this guy know he's like the Little Richard of America? He like started that shit. Well, that's what I feel like the first school shootings was to have been so much more pure where it's just a kid being like, This fucking socks. You know, let me out.

Dude, so, like, prior to 1970, a lot of the school shootings are, like, a Japanese, like, a guy didn't get the grade on a thing he wanted, and then he brought a gun to school and, like, shot his physics teacher. Right, right. Stuff like that. Those are, like, those are Japanese shootings, though, right? Uh, one guy was Japanese, and I believe it was in Fullerton, California. Uh, yeah, yeah, where he's like, like, you know, wanted an A. Yeah.

It was like in a serious man's, which was very troubling. Very troubling. A big, a mistake, a confusion. Yeah. Yeah. It literally was like his grades were failing and then he just, he took a gun to a library, he killed someone and then he looked, the reports say he looked out the window and then put the gun to his head and then blew his hat, blew his brain.

Yeah. What a great tradition they have. Jesus. But, okay, so, but this one is, so this one's crazy. These are the Lenape Indians in 1764 in Franklin County, Pennsylvania. These two Lenape Indians showed up and scalped all 10 kids. And they left one, yeah, so, you know, those fucking Satanists. Jesus Christ, we should take their fucking land, killed them all.

I read about these Indians. They reported back to their tribe and the chief, who I think his name was like Knight, the Nightwalker, it was his name. He called them, he said it was the most cowardly thing you could do is kill children. The chief said that. The chief said that to them. And then these two were later tortured at home. He was upset by it that they did that. He was like, no weed tonight for you guys.

Sorry, I wasn't even showing the, there we go. Yeah, this guy, 1891, he just shows up with, some of these guys are just insane. There's no, like, motor. They just come with a shotgun and shoot at people. Yeah, that's a 70-year-old kid just shot at a bunch of students on the playground. That's just New York in the 1890s. I looked into this one, too. Some of them I did deeper dives on.

This guy, his wife, I think, was done. and he had schizophrenia and he just showed up at 1891 in New York and just started firing at kids. Yeah, that was like every. Crazy guy. That was like every Irish person in New York back then. You were a cop or you were shooting at children at a school. Dude, so I did the, sorry, I need to not get excited or angry because I just need to keep my

stress levels low. So my T-cells stop attacking my body. Let me calm down and continue talking about the shootings. Yeah. No, yeah. The doctor prescribed going on the school shooting database of America. of American history Doctor says have you heard of Angels of Columbine

I think you should spend all night I recommend getting into that this is why your eyes failing you your eye doesn't want to look at this anymore I don't even need the I don't even need the screen

I highly recommend Vietnam and every school shooting ever done okay so there's this thing that shooters have it's called dangerous injustice collector

do you guys know about this a lot of people are injustice collectors where they keep a list of every wrongdoing anyone's ever done to them, basically. These are crazy people that stew about things. There are some

people, however, that are dangerous injustice collectors. This is a term made up by the FBI. And a lot of people, like Elliot Roger was a dangerous injustice collector. He had a litany of things that everybody had ever said to him that have wronged him, that have

maligned him, that have insulted him. have not sucked his dick this guy literally jace like just getting turned down from women it's stuff like that so this guy was a farmer in 1927 in bath michigan his name was andrew kehoe okay okay so let me just like because i watched a little documentary about it too or i listened to it i can't really see it oh i think i've heard about this yeah yeah this guy this guy did the biggest school shooting that there has ever been yeah and it hasn't been top since. This motherfucker was on the school

board. He was mad that the school wanted to raise taxes in Bath, Michigan. He had a huge farm and he was successful. This guy, this guy's wife was dying of like tuberculosis. What he did, he planned this for months.

He took dynamite and put it down in the basement of the whole school. Basically once they raised the taxes and everything, he planned this for months he the morning he finally did the school shooting he he killed every single animal on his farm okay killed every single so it couldn't be still used for the town or anything like they couldn't benefit from much of a hater yeah by the way they found out that he could have sold all the machine he didn't even like farming he was more into tinkering with the machines and stuff and

thought they were interesting so he could have sold all the machines on his farm which paid off his mortgage and then he wouldn't have it to even be a farmer any more yeah this guy was a dangerous injustice collector he would fight with people on the school board constantly he was if someone assumed he was wrong about something he would he would start screaming at them but they said he was incredibly intelligent he was pissed off about all the litter boxes 1927 mad about yeah he was he got a charlie kirk picked the phones and was playing them and his uh victoria so this guy for months because he had keys to the school he'd been putting dynamite in the basement and in the walls

and shit. And he put these things on timers. This was like the first 9-11 inside job. Yeah. So dude, he rolls so he kills his wife. He kills every animal on his farm. I think he sets his farm and his other

house on fire. And then he goes to the school with a giant, his truck filled up with dynamite and like shards of glass and rocks and stuff. So when it explodes, it kills a bunch of people. he rolled up at the exact time he had already set a timer

the first building blows up from the dynamite kills tons and tons of people 40 people it said yeah 40 people and up to like 260 students and all the teachers would have died

if the one in the right so when that it shook and the people that were inside said the floor went up like this and the roof went down so you just met the roof and the whole thing collapsed and he killed every farm animal

he had beforehand though yeah that's you think he like was gone up to like cows. He's like, you never let me fuck. A cow that wouldn't give him a pussy. You always kick me. You always kick me when I'm trying to penetrate you. Walk up to a cow.

Do you still believe in God now? Blue its brains out. So why didn't the other dynamite go off? Was the fuse just bad? No, because the explosion was so big in the left wing that it rocked the one loose in the right wing, and that one didn't go off. Otherwise, all 260 people would have been killed.

Well, the left always makes more noise about these things. Very good, very good. I also love how we... Also, it's so funny how different... Left always has a bigger problem with these types of things. It's also very funny how different 1927 was 100 years ago that he probably, like, literally, like, people probably saw him bring dynamite into the basement. And they're like, what do you do?

He's like, I'm just bringing all this dynamite in. to the school they're like, oh, okay. All right, well, good luck with your wife. Sorry about your cow, won't fuck you no more. Anyway, I'm setting my son in. That's crazy. So it is not done, though, because then he rolls up in the truck. It explodes, right?

Yeah. He still has his truck, and he calls over the superintendent, who he always got in a fight with. He hated this fucking guy. And he calls him over, and as soon as the superintendent approaches him, he turns with his pistol, looking at the guy and fires a shot, into the backseat of his truck blows himself up

and blows up like five more people who are outside as the biggest like I'm gonna kill myself and take you with me to hell type moment

and that's how he Jason's probably right the two people probably didn't think anything of it they're like well his pants his shirt's tucked in

his pants are up to his nipples but Devin he ran out of space in his Andrew Kehoe's a good man Kehoe he ran out of space in his dynamite cabin so he's got to put it in the school

doesn't have enough space I put my bombs in there all the time. I'm just an innocent man. What's interesting reading about these mass murderers, and this is a point Dave McGowan makes, is a lot of the serial killers and mass murders actually don't fit a type. This whole idea that the FBI says they always act alone. They don't do it with anybody else.

They always have a certain type of victim. That's true in some cases, but a lot of times the evidence really points toward that they were doing it on behalf of other people and that there are fall guys. This guy doesn't fit the type. at all. No, he was just a farmer. He was a married farmer.

He was just, so he blew up everybody with dynamite. And then this is, so I watched a documentary about the town in Bath, Michigan, and they said the horrifying thing about it, and people are still doing with the fallout of it, because they're like, my mom lived through that, or my mom was in the school or whatever, and they said the thing the town did for like 80 years is everybody's told their kids, they're not allowed to ever talk about it. and no one ever processed it, no one ever spoke about it, they all stuffed it down. No one, there was no memorial, there was nothing.

They go, you know how you handle PTSD? Push it down. Don't talk about it. Ever. It's a whole town full of like drunks, like 40-year-old drunks. PTSD is, it stands for push that shit down. Devin? Yes, he's on fire.

No, I'm kidding. He's on fire. That needs to be honest. PTSD, push that shit down. I love it. Wow. Wow. I wonder if somebody's, that's a thing, actually.

You should put that on a shirt and sell it. That's beautiful. I got PTSD. I push that shit down. Push that shit down. Yeah. And no more Indian truck drivers. And enough of them.

It says it at the bottom. And I'm also pissed off about that. At the bottom. And tiny font. And also, don't get me started on the I-5 Indian truck drivers. My I-5 truckers need to be white pedified, damn it. The fuck happened to the Stater brothers. Whatever.

When I was a kid, truckers, Killed horrors, you're trudgettops, and they were whacked. This is also, by the way, this paragraph, Ben, I know it's on screen. It ends with maybe the saddest sentence I've ever heard. For statistical purposes, I'm counting this as a middle school. And then it just goes on. Because he blew up like all the schools. Yeah.

Yeah, there's so many that are, okay, dude, one that's interesting. Can I say just really quickly, I think for people to look up, I think there was another case around the similar time where it was literally just a school, the basement was used to store fertilizer. I'm pretty sure this is real It might be from the book It by Stephen King But I think it actually happened They stored fertilizer in the basement of the school And it blew the entire school up killed like hundreds of people This is so crazy after our last Patreon

Which was by the way, very weird That it was all about mass shootings And then this whole week happened Yeah Yeah And I'm trying to learn more about You know, I've been I'm trying to learn more about American history

World History And because I'm trying to find out What exactly is going on right now That's like America's culture At this point Yeah, that and like What has happened in other It's like our version

Of like flute music Is like the pan flute Yeah, the pan flute is like Well, we got shit We got school shootings They did back a long time The first person to ever knit a gun In a village was

Andrew Cahoe Andrew Cahoe His tattoos Went to the school So he ruined the smeary He was a worry and a page it. Yeah, man, I'm trying to learn and, you know, not be on social media.

Some of them are just about wanting a grade changed. Yeah, yeah, some of them are boring like that. All I'm saying is, like, I'm trying to, what happened was very sad, but I don't think, you know, getting, like posting yourself crying and being angry about that stuff, I don't think that's good. And I don't think it's good to watch gore constantly. and I've been a victim of that watching stuff on social media. I'm just trying to be off of it

and trying to keep my thoughts collected and figure out what exactly is going on. I know that's not the popular thing because people do emergency episodes where they're like, we don't even have any information right now, but please keep looking at me. Yeah.

We don't have any information and sources, but please don't look away from my thing I'm doing right now because it needs to be about me in some way and I must make money off this. do an emergency episode so we just go in the camera we go, it's fucked up, right? I mean, it's, uh, we don't have any information. Anyway, go to the-

Patreon, like and subscribe. It's a horrific day in American history. It's so sad. The killing and the violence and stuff, but I'm trying to, like, go back. It's going to take, you know, I got to read about this stuff. Like, really read, and I've, being on the phone is just so bad for you. Yeah, man. It's, like, you kind of realize that seeing the gore of his, of everything with

that you go fuck this isn't good for me yeah and you see how it made people like do covid too where they went completely insane both ways people went BLM mode for like three days yeah and i get why people are mad but um okay so one there did my my like tinfoil hat goes off on this one shooting i found okay there's this guy who showed up with a i'm gonna look it up showed up with a briefcase to school with his where is I'm so sorry guys it's hard for me

to see the screen with my glasses it makes everything so dark trying to type in briefcase yeah here it is so it's Poe Elementary School in Houston Texas right here 1959 so basically this guy he tries to enroll his son in school

he's separated from his wife they don't accept him because he doesn't have the right paperwork so he comes back the next day now he shows up with a is this the one i think it was poe uh yeah so he shows back up and he so a lot of the stats of this is wrong because i looked it up on the newspaper but this guy uh paul harold or garen uh he so he brings his son to he brings his son to school and he has this briefcase and he tells his son like you know they walk out on the playground and they're talking to a teacher and he hands the teacher a note and it says

you know I got I got a fucking bomb in my briefcase okay and people weren't sure of why he did this especially with his son standing there here he was really into Maryland manson in 1959 yeah he was he was obsessed with the Marshall Mathers LP he just thought it was badass he had hops and contacts yeah he was going beautiful people so he's sitting there with the briefcase he has the note to the teacher the teacher really realizes that he has tons of explosives in his briefcase. And there's like a beeper, there's like a timer thing on the bottom and a bell. And he says, he just said to it is, oh, do you want to store these?

Do you not have enough room at your farm? He goes, oh, do you want to, you built an alarm card? Do you want to meet President Obama? I read in the newspaper from the other note that the other note he handed to her was, do not be alarmed. I'm going to sit here and talk about God for a second. Apparently he had recently found God as well. so I think I don't think I'm confusing this so then he uh fucking he blows the the janitor comes out and tries to distract him so some of the students and the lady can get away but he blow he blows it up he kills himself his son ends up dying who was close enough to the blast kills a bunch of kids kills the teacher kills the janitor people aren't really sure they think it's just because he couldn't get his son into school like the motive isn't really that

clear but here's the crazy part of that story the crazy part is is one of the kids and I found this in a newspaper article one of the kids who was really mad about it that was on the playground that day felt like people kind of moved on and didn't talk about it and he felt slighted like people weren't processing the trauma and he was really mad about the culture and that the culture is so violent like this and would do this to children. That guy grew up. He administered the cyanide

and 900 of the Kool-Aid things for the Jonestown Massacre. Nice. He grew up to get an occult and he was the guy who actually put the cyanide

in the bottles to get them to drink. Who? Just a kid who was there. Who survived the bombing. Right. Yeah. And then he later went to Joneson.

towns town poison the flavor aid yeah in Guyana he was the one who administered the cyanide for everybody oh my god so maybe this guy was on to something by trying to kill a bunch of those kids I think he got the wrong kid yeah it could have been somebody from the future yeah he knew yeah it was wow isn't that weird but that just shows how violence creates violence like you know guys mad at the world so what does he do he kills a lot of these people that kill a bunch of people they ask them why they do it on like death row and they said I, a lot of them say, I guess, I was just too much of a coward to kill myself, so I decided to kill other people.

That's what some of them say. Really? Yeah, it's a fascinating thing I keep seeing where they're like, I'm a coward. I wish I would have just killed myself because ultimately I wanted to die. So that's why I killed other people. The common error in response to this is to try and make sense of it. And it's like you're trying to make sense of a senseless thing, a little bit, you know? Like, why did that homeless guy shit in his hand and eat it?

It's like, well, why you can't apply logic to that. I guess the accelerationist groups, they just say that they want to inflict pain on the world and they want people to suffer. And that's their main goal. And you can impossibly understand it. Yeah. Henry Lee Lucas and guys like that have always said that, that they just, they want to hurt people real bad. Yeah. They want to hurt them, make them feel pain.

And that's the goal. And that's what they do. And somebody's like, you know you're being like really cringy right now. There's some real Spencer's gifts bullshit. Ben, I almost wonder, like you know, like I think people just shooting like this happens. you're like, when do we get this bad? And reading all this stuff, is it just like, maybe we were just always been this bad?

And we just, every generation forgets about it until they learn it again. But it's, no, Jace, but that's the thing I was trying to investigate, because that's what I was feeling in the despair of all this happening. Yeah. As I started researching this, and then I saw it ramp up at a certain point. Okay. And sure, like, there are more guns and stuff. But it started to get to a point where I started to see a shift in reading about every school shooting

where it became about like the devil told. me to do it. Right. And then you start reading things like the Phoenix program. You start learning about MK Ultra and you're like, this is, is this? And then you learn about the years of lead in Italy and you go, is this, are they creating people in a lab? Are they MKing people? Are they releasing them out into the wild? And I haven't done enough research yet, but that's what my suspicion. Yeah. This whole thing, I think it's been, I think this has been going on for like 40 or 50 years. I guess that's true. And I mean, if you look at the most like lib, like throw out anything that could be called by anybody a conspiracy theory.

If you look at the most lib publication possible, we know that the FBI and CIA messages like retarded people and tries to get them to do school shootings and then like... Like Muslims, try to get retarded Muslims. Like literally, there's like retarded Muslim kids in like Guantanamo because the FBI is like, you should do shooting like, well, I'll suck your dick. And the guy's like, I know, I'll let's that I can't. They'll give him Fisher Price bombs and he thinks he's going to do a bomb. And he'll show you, be like, I don't want to.

They're like, do it. And he shows up to the school and they're like, they like put a knee in his back. They're like, we're going to chain you to a fucking electric bed for the rest of your life, faggot. And that's to support the war on terror. And to invade countries, we have no, just like we do with Vietnam. Yeah. So if you already look at like the stuff that is made it into the mainstream news, we already know this happens. So, like, what is happening, you know, behind the scenes?

I don't know. I'm trying to investigate it. I'm going to get to the bottom of it. You will. You'll find out. I'm just reading. I'm not on social media. You know, I'm going to get to the damn bottom of this shit.

In 1720, the first change my mind happened at this college. Yeah, Jebediah Smith said, changes my brain. You think just because I can't go on social media Because I'm going blind doesn't mean I'm not going to get access to this type of stuff. You've now found a 1990s-style websites to look it all up on. It's going right into my veins. Right into the veins. I turn the dimness all the way down.

No, this has been turned the brightness all the way down. This is taking my mind off the horror of recent events. But it should to understand the collective, this is something our grandparents lived through. The bombing. the shootings, the assassinations. This isn't new political violence. It's ramping up by design. And we're trying to get people to take comfort in that.

Yes. None of this is new. Your grandparents lived through this. But this is a, Devin, there's nothing we can do to change this. It's escapeless, basically. Yeah, yeah. But I mean, if you take away the shootings, like, there was still, you know, like, any type of, like, Omaha race riot or shit like that, where they're, you know, just clubbing, you know, people in the fucking streets for no reason other than they had money.

Well, there's always been a history of. You know, you watch, like, Killers of the Flower Moon. Like, there's always been a history of insane violence and lynchings. And I was just watching a program. I want to bring it up on the show because I don't want to be the woke guy. I was watching a program about how, uh, uh, uh, not, not, uh, sharecropping, but, uh, debt penising. I forget the exact term. It was how it was live.

Sounds like a fake lib. People were basically kept into slavery until the mid 40s until like FDR made laws. Oh, yeah. Slavery is like real. Debt Pianage is the phrase. Dude, you want to hear something crazy? What? I didn't even know about this.

And this was in Mountain Hope, Texas, outside Johnson City. A little north of, like, kind of by Yuvaldi, actually. Okay. Do you know about the Texas slave ranch of 1985? Do I? A lot of German settlers were down there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's where they ended up.

In 1985, there was all these... Wait, did you say 1985? Yeah, in 1985, there were all these reports of weird happening. on the ranch, finally to the point where the Texas Rangers investigated it, and they found that these people had 75 human slaves. If you read reports about this, the media will say it was like, some say it's like six, some say it's like 19. Dave McGowan did his own investigating and found like they had 75 slaves passing through this ranch where they were chained up, beaten, they were taken from the border. A lot of them were Mexican. They were promised, you know, like $50 a day

or $25 a day to work, which they agreed to. And then they loaded them into a horse trailer and drove them 250 miles from the border where they were essentially like trafficked or whatever because we have a bunch of um i didn't realize we have a bunch of sweatshops along the mexican border i can't remember the mexican name for this but uh it's it's mostly like female workers like 80% of them they in the 60s mexico was like hey how about the american companies go come over here will let you pay people nothing and have no standards or anything and uh if you and you can see these places these like factories sweatshops and stuff from the border, essentially.

They're right there for convenience. So some of these people are trafficked across the border, like the Texas slave ranch. There were 75 of them. They were being whipped. A couple of them supposedly were tortured to death and killed, and then they were burned and then dumped in the river. These people got, once they got caught, they got extraordinarily light sentences. One guy got 15 years impressed.

Yeah, for having 75 slaves. One guy got off completely, and another guy got like 11 years. or something, but they did, like, almost know what the fuck? Yeah, Calvin Candy had a Cassio Walkman that he was, like, listening to all he's whipping slaves. That's crazy. That's something you read about in the road. Yeah, yeah. I didn't know that was happening in like, welcome to Mountain Hope Texas. They're all very small and away from most of society.

I kind of feel like you can get away with a lot of stuff. No, literally a guy was like, he's like, grab that fucking wood boy. And he's got put that flock of seagulls have them on. the timing's crazy of that I know and they had to they finally had to investigate because people were like

hey I think they have like a bunch of slaves and they go all right fine Jesus you know what their business was by the way funniest fucking thing what

it was gift shop economy they were whittling little key chains out of cedar kitsy things yes little like commels for old people making little tiny license plates that say like

yeah forcing a slave to build like a little tiny thing of like a prospector taking a bath and he's like where's my shoe and they're like honey there's a message underneath the ghamel just help me please help me enrique in my investigation of this by the way this is the funniest thing in in terms of getting out of here just you never heard about the texas slave ranch though right it was kind of i never heard of it no they got extraordinary light sentences

they got it was so uh strange uh so like look at look at this video right of them talking about the horrifying story of the Texas slave ranch and there's one guy okay there's one guy who claims he was a slave on the ranch and he comments on all the videos on YouTube and I just I don't know he's he's saying he worked for them for years they were really nice to him they would give him rides they paid him really well and he says the whole thing was a hit job for some reason was fake and there were never any slaves at all he comments on every single video about this oh so he's definitely not crazy then he but he types well yeah the rose is fine he also calls people chaps i witnessed the chap from new york that worked there he'd taken to the bus depot paid and left for humboldt county

california how do we know he got there he shipped marijuana back for another wesley that worked in the house burning the art onto cedar boards he had sold them on the questionable glaucoma he supposedly had by the way that wesley a cali guy very affable and he did in fact leave with miss elba is this a passage from a yeah like the grapes of wrath or something he comments on every single oh even here uh he goes uh i'll never forget the late afternoon when they pulled up in their van i had been through a long hot day which left me just to pass the main curvil exit up the hill at the rest stop up there when i saw the sign that said a pass so 495 miles it let me feeling very challenged by the days ahead so he's saying like they lifted him up out of a bad spot

and offered him a job. This guy was so crazy, they, like, released him from slavery. They're like, this guy who sucks so much ass. You're trying to make him pick Connie. He's just like, and then that was the day my daddy taught me how to make ice. Just the southern Ignatius Riley. Yeah, Ignatius Riley, yeah, exactly. But that guy has commented on all the...

Can I see a picture of the... I want to see a picture of this Colonel Sanders-looking guy right here. Which guy? That guy, was that one of the slave owners? Oh, this guy? Yeah. Yeah, the guy looks like white grimace. Welcome to Mountain Home, Texas, where an ordinary family held...

I can't do the AI talk thing. Okay, sorry, I just wanted to see the picture. I just wanted to see the picture of them. They might hear on the news, hold on, let me see if they have a picture of them. Oh, here we go. Right there. Yeah, this seems about right. Yeah, everyone was outraged of the fact that they got no time, basically.

Uh-huh. What are you in for? Oh, I robbed the bench. What do you have for? I had 75 slaves for four decades. I was running... I was running... I was running a key chain plantation.

Yeah, we would have got away with the two of it wasn't for those mandingo farts. But the mayor loves his dingoes. I know. Like, literally, like, you're slave... You're captors a guy with a big fucking bi-district championship ring. That's like, we would have went to... date that year, but our quarterback got arrested

for raping too much. No, he's a fucking fat bottle glass retard. I know, it's so funny. Damn. You know, the whole thing, too, is, like, if they had three or four slaves, I would have kind of been like, okay, that's crazy. It's crazy, but, okay.

You didn't go too overboard. He had a plantation. 75 is crazy. Most, I think, almost no slave owners had 75 slaves back in the day. You had to be like Mark Cuban. been to have 75 slaves in the Annabelle himself. I mean, dude, he bought some of these Mexican guys for like 50 bucks at the border, and they just loaded them up into a horse trailer. Yeah.

He took them over. Jesus. That was how the debt peonage worked, too, where they were just arrest guys. They're like, this black guy was walking close to the train tracks, which counts as trespassing. Yeah, yeah, sure, sure. Maybe like, US $9, you get to be a slave for nine months. And they're like, by the way, your food, that's $12. We don't even, they're defense.

They didn't even know they were, like, people. They thought they were upright mules. We thought they would back you. We had these upright donkeys. These tailors donkeys. You know what's funny? They could have been shut-ins and they didn't hear the news that Lincoln freed the slaves. They might not have heard of them.

We didn't hear that. They go, who the fuck is Lincoln? They freed who? What? They go, what happened to Jefferson? They go, he didn't say nothing about Mexicans. I thought it was the blacks. That's so funny.

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