lemonparty - 152: Cellar of Sweethearts

Episode Date: September 23, 2025

Ben wants to kidnap all the crows in New Orleans (Aleister Crowley's favorite city??) and Devan thinks it's "Israel Castro" instead of Ariel... sad... but Jace takes the cake with a big slip up.... all on this new ep of lemonparty. They also discover a dark evil man living in the outback of Australia....?? LP Tour is cancelled due to Israel probably and you all should be getting refunds through the venue https://www.lemonparty.life/ bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Support the sponsors: https://lucy.co/lemon https://hellofresh.com/lemon10fm Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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but your gas tank is on feet. Be stepping now they got no decent shoes on your feet. That's just to feed it, bro. You don't know what you're talking about. In the face, there's no choice when the cuff out. Hate to see you in the club. You're bombing with a mug. No one that's you bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub.

But he was me. That's where you hate me. Because when I got him on you, in your bed near faith. I showed it and I face, drinking on the yak. Mouthful of those, but your ass is supposed. I'm so I'm so amazed I see people talking about that show

Abbott Elementary It's a great comedy Yeah What do you? What's wrong with you? I watch it and I feel like I'm at the aquarium Like I'm watching fish When it's when people look into the camera

Testing check After they make like a little quip That's funny because I know now I'm like I can laugh now. Yeah, and sometimes I'm at the aquarium, the fish does a little back-flippy thing. And I go, oh, look at that. And I go, I don't think it should have an Emmy, you know? Well, it's better than the office, James.

I don't know what you're talking about. There's a reboot of the office no one knows about. Yeah, it's called, like, the paper, and it's full of a bunch of, like, the cast of, like, all that from, like, 1997. Everyone that survived Dan Schneider. Yeah. That survived the American Ninja Warrior, Dan Schneider, pedophile, a fucking obstacle course. Yeah. They made it to the end.

They got to be in the paper. Every week, yeah. Every week during lunch, they take a break to do a recovery group for Dan Schneider's penis at the paper. Yeah, it's the new office. You know, it's a sequel to one of the most popular shows of all time. And I think it plays when you pump gas. Like on the little screen. Yeah.

Yeah. And actually, you can only watch it on a heart monitor at a Kaiser Permanente. It pops up as you as your flatline. Yes. Like when you minimize the video on your phone. and it goes to the corner. Yes. Yeah.

You see the flat line, then you see Oscar go like, oh, not again. Yeah. You're like, uh. Yeah, I've never, I don't know where it is or what it, no idea.

I see it on bus stops. That's where I saw it too. And I was like, damn, if only we could watch that somehow. And we're looking at a screen 18 hours a day. Somehow it never comes across our eyes. I have no clue where it is or what, how.

But the buses that drive by our houses, they make us aware of what's going on in the world. Yes. We see it on the sides of these buses. And the people. People in the show, they're making tons of money, but no one's seeing their, it's amazing. Yeah. The paper.

And then they get awards that the- I got a better idea for a name. Oh, yeah? Yeah. How about it starts with an R? Repaper. No, the raper. Oh, the rapier.

Oh, right. Yeah. Right. How about it's called the Raper, Dwight's Revenge. And he comes in. It's about when Hollywood was good. Because they raped and made people afraid. Yeah.

You better fucking dance. well. You better animate Mickey Mouse really funnily. If you don't let me rape you, you're out of the red shoes. It is unfortunate. You do watch old Hollywood stuff, and they're all amazing singers and dancers, and they're doing backflips. It's because they were being assaulted.

They're flipping out. Yeah, because behind the, yeah. Because it was Abu Ghraib behind closed doors. Everybody was scared. Even Lucille Ball supposedly had hundreds and thousands of victims in her wake. Really? No, I don't know. I'm just making that up.

But, Chase, this is the Hollywood legend. Oh, we're talking about. People were terrified of her. In fact, her husband thought about going back to Cuba. He said the living conditions were better than this lady's apartment bedroom. Yep. No. Then this devil white lady who apparently was a sick pedophile. You're right about this. Historically, Lucille Ball treated Ricky like shit. That's, that's, that's, if you read any, you read any book about the history of that show. I watched the Harvey Arbigham. I watched the one episode of the Harvey Arbidim show. I get it. Lucy cheated on him all the time. Stole all his money. beat him fucking filthy white lady Lucy would shove plantains up his ass white people take advantage of Cubans They do It's a damn shame

But yeah Didn't he throw her head Through like a glass table Yeah he fucked her up every day of her life I'm not sure but he didn't He wasn't great to her He played her head like the bongos Like just on the walls

Yeah dribbling her like a basketball Yeah He played basketball with her head Yeah Put her through a big hoop Had that big fat guy with the tie from next door and sit on her.

I'm just realizing I don't know a damn thing about Cuba. Like other than Castro, like, what is life like there? Do they play football? It's like the 60s. Yeah. It's kind of cool. They got old cars. Everything's like all the cars are old and, yeah.

They got old guys smoking cigars and playing like weird, you know. Are we like allowed to go there? Because I'll see it on like a travel show. Yeah, but I think it sucks ass. We are allowed to go there, but I know, I think it's, I've heard it's not fun. Yeah. Don't you need like government approval to go there or something? Yeah.

as not for typical tourist activities. Due to U.S. regulations. See, this is the thing is Oswald went down in New Mexico. He was trying to get his papers to go to Cuba and couldn't. And supposedly Cuban exiles may have had a hand in killing John F. Kennedy. But who knows, there's a lot of working parts there. But if Lee Harvey Oswald couldn't get there, you know, I don't know if we could make it. We can't get to Cuba.

Even if we did, I think it would suck. It's not fun. It's not fun. I don't think it would be like the... No. Yeah, you're not true. I think you go to Cuba and you're like, well, a lot of dogs with ribs showing. That's about your whole

trip. Like, oh, there's another dog with its ribs showing. That's cool. You never see presidents in Cuba. No, not. I'm not wondering. You know what? Is it fucking a real place? Is it real? Did they pull out of the Bay of Biggs? Because J.F.K. was like, oh, it's not real. It's not even a real place. It's fake. It's a place on a map. It's real. It's like Jurassic Park. It's real. Michael Moore went there

one time and bought asthma medicine. I think it's real. Michael Moore went there. Michael Moore went there to get Alka-Seltzer. After he had a big hot dog. Faked a documentary called Sicko so he could get his cholesterol medication in Cuba for cheap. You get on a big boat and buy all the... He's on a raft going to Cuba. Michael Moore is the raft that Elian Gonzalez floated on.

You see the U.S. Coast Guard pull up to Michael Moore with a bunch of refugees on. The toast guard. Why did he go there for Sicko? Yeah, for the documentary Sicko. What did that have to do with fucking the healthcare system? Guantanamo Bay. I thought that was about Guantanamo Bay. I forget the...

Sikko was about the U.S. Health... care system and then he went to Cuba and was walking around and was like, well, AIDS medication is a dollar, dollar for the whole bottle. He's like, in the U.S., this would be 900 bucks. Yeah, all the Cubans are in Miami. Those are the working, the ones that... Yeah, they stink. I don't like them. Laurenth, those are old, like, ex-rich Cubans, too, right? Those are the people who fight Castro. They're traitors. Yeah, they are. They're, like, big Republicans, too. They're the guys who are, like, next to Frito getting kissed and the Godfather, too. And they

had to run out of the... Frito. Frito. That was in the... Fuck. What a slip. The Dark Father Part 2 starring DJ Squalls.

His name was Frito. Frito Pye. Well, not going to look at the comments for another two years. Shit! I knew it was you, Frito. You did the butt chug wrong last night. You have cheese everywhere.

I knew it was you, Frito. Damn, what a slip. Yeah, I know. That's terrible. Do you want me to edit that out? No, no. Leave it in. Leave it.

That would be, it would be bad for my soul if you left it out. The people need to shoot me with a big gun. Frito. I know, I called him Frito. God damn it. Michael Corleo. I know the fattest thing I said on the show. Sorry about my brother Frito.

He's in that little chair. He's like, I could have been a pie. I could have been a custard. What about me? What about Frito? But yeah, Cuba. I don't know. About Cuba?

Who cares? Yeah. It just stinks, and Cubans kind of suck ass to me. Why? They just stay. Their food sucks ass. Cuban food is very boring. I like Cubans, but I think their food is a little boring, and I think a Cuban

sandwich is boring. It is boring. Everyone, everyone, you're always on the hunt to find the first good one you've ever had, and it never comes, in my opinion. And the ones we know here, they're the LeBron James of people. They didn't stay with Cleveland. Right. They jumped Shep immediately.

I like their music. You got to be loyal to your country. You don't see me going to Ireland. claiming I'm going to live here. I like Versailles. Versailles is a good restaurant. Here? Yeah, it's a big Cuban place here.

I know Porto's. Porto's is good. They've got the mashed potato balls. I'm going to say this too. All that way. The line at Portos. I'm like, what is this? The immigration office?

Very good, David. The love of God. Get these guys back over here. Anyway. By the, do you guys know Joe Rogan does the editing for the real time with Bill Marshow on HBO? I'm not kidding. I saw that on your story.

That's a real. The editor is named Joe Rogan. A guy named Joe Rogan, yeah. I almost thought somebody working there's fucking with the show. It'd be funny if you... Because I watch it weekly. I've never seen that before. Yeah.

It might be a new... They might have just hired him. I mean, who knows? It'd be funny if it was a very tall, straight man, just the complete opposite of Joe. But anyway, yeah, sorry to interrupt. No, no, no, that's fine. I did see on the Bill Maher program, Joe has finally... It's a little bizarre.

Everything's odd. Well, everybody's trying to jump ship right now because they had... They were on the mega ship. They're sinking down into the depths of that... political sea and they're trying to cut the chains in time and act like they were never on board and swim to surf and they go what i never had these be i never supported these people they're trying to swim to shore so it would make sense that rogan texted bill mar and said hey can i start editing your show 60 hours a week in addition to my podcast he's been humbled by elephant graver had

humbled him to edit i'm sure jamey gave joe a macbook air yeah yeah and he's on the road touring doing stand-up comedy. He's like, I got to make an extra $45,000 a year, editing Bill Maher's HBO show. Editing Bill Maher's show? Editing the N-word out of Bill-Mar's show. Which is a lot of work. Which is... You know a lot of... You have

arthritis by the end of that. Yeah, you need a lot of... You need, like, 2 terabytes of RAM for all the N-words, Bill Maher says on the show. Because they're all off the cuff. He's talking to his date backstage. He had a hot bike on it. He goes, get it back in the green room. Don't let that boop out.

Tell Superhead to shut the fuck up. Put on the Delphonic's tape. I'll be there in 30 minutes. The Delphonic smooths the. It sues them. Yeah. It's weird. But what are you talking about with the mag of ship?

Oh, well, they're all trying to act like they're not, especially because the elephant graveyard thing is this big, Duke that has gone off in the comedy space. And we've been told that they're all watching it in the green rooms and dissecting it. And their feelings are all heard about it. Jason's giving me intel on this. I've heard inside intel that every single person is talking about it. Rogan essentially admits it.

He doesn't say the exact video, but he says he was in the green room and people were watching this thing. Yeah. Yeah. It's interesting. He was excited at first because he's like, why are people are finally watching my stand-up special? But he realized it was an Elfin Grapehead video. Yeah. Yeah.

We'll see how it, we'll see how it plays out. Oh, we'll see, Devin. We will see. We will see. Somebody sent me recently a video of the, there's an Austin, Texas scream club where everybody in Austin, Texas runs to the bridge and they scream. And I couldn't help but think it was just people that had just seen a show at the mothership. They're just getting out there rage.

Yeah, there's so mad at how gay Joe shoo shoo. shirt was. Yeah. They had to run to the bridge and scream. That's probably where most of the dead bodies in that lake come from. Probably. Yeah. Yeah. It's, it's suicides after the show. I was looking forward to, because we had to cancel all the shows. Sorry, everybody, I have HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. And technically I kind of do in a way, because the T-Sel thing. Yeah. But, uh, because AIDS is an autoimmune thing. It is. But I was, we were going to go to Austin. I was going to interview Seth Harve. Everything fell through now. But I was going to look out over the bridge one night on our last night. And I was just going to see the frogs hopping from body to body. Because that's their lily pads in the Austin River. Frogs and bats making homes in the bellies of the bloated corpses that are just floating. Oh, that's like trailers for them. Yeah. Those are mobile homes. Yeah, you can just park right inside one of the – I mean, you can get on one of them like a kayak, like a little footboard. How many people are dying in this river?

Austin is dark city It's all dark city I didn't even know the history of it There's a show in HBO called the yogurt shop Murders What is that? Back in the 80s there was this horrific crime Where somebody walked into the yogurt shop

And killed all four young women Working at this yogurt shop In Austin, Texas? Yeah Yeah, it's insane It's very dark city It was the night David Lucas Couldn't get extra toppings

So he killed them all But no, I didn't even know No, there's just a weirdness to that place. Yeah, it does have a little bit of a darkness. Daniel Johnston was there. He kept taking his parents in planes and turned it off. Yeah, because you thought they were the devil trying to kill them. I guess you have Charles Whitman as well, which I don't think about much.

Oh, yeah. The shooter. Like, the really first famous shooter, Charles Whitman. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, mass shooter? I mean, probably, right? I know you've read the entire history of mass shooters. I mean, he comes after

Yeah, he comes after Lee Harvey Oswald, right? It's Lee Harvey Oswald, then we have 64 as Whitman, I think. Yeah. But, yeah, Lee Harvey Oswald was a mass shooter. You just shot one guy a bunch of times. Yeah, Coincidentally... Whitman just killed random people, right?

Yeah. A little Whitman sampler, if I call it. I think he's going, sorry. Very, very good. I came in hot, what can I say? Yeah. Yeah. A little chocolate covered cherry came out of her head, huh? We could make fun of murder if it was 50 years ago.

I still don't understand how he hauled all that equipment up there. The amount of stuff he hauled up there without anybody knowing is very suspect. To the tower? Yeah. So he also, he killed his mom before that. Well, his mom had just turned down $150 million from Israel. So he got the commandment to blow her neck wide open. It's so good.

He was going to climb the all oxal moss. but he couldn't get to he couldn't get over there so he just climbed the tower in UT I believe he I think he killed 12 but he got 15 victims like 15 hit which is pretty impressive actually

you know and I'm looking into all this Tyler Robinson stuff because I guess no one else will and someone's got to get to the fucking bottom of it and even though I only got one good eye I'm trying to figure out what's going on I can't make rhyme or reason of this right now I don't care that his wife and kids were present Jimmy Kimmel dessert

of it. Yeah, call him Jimmy Squirt now. It is, they are acting like he was murdered. Jimmy Camel? Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah, no, I know. It's, it really does suck that people are like, I have to defend Jimmy Kimmel now. Yeah, it's a horrible position to be put in.

It sucks. Like, cancel fucking a good show. I know. If you want to get us on, you know, hey, enough of that. I know. You have to, like, literally be like, no, I'm defending the media. media's right to free speech. I'm not defending his right to cry

and be a pussy on the actual TV. It would be way, but yeah, I mean, I don't know. I just wish I wish Trump like removed the wire from HBO or something. Then we could be like, all right, this is, what the fuck? That's crazy. This is fascist, but he removed it. He only leaves the newspaper up the season.

Yeah. He removed, like, you know, he fired like a turd off TV. It's hard for me to get behind. Oh, they're coming door to door. More for us. No more Billy Mays commercials. Damn it. Exactly.

Oh. Fuck. Fuck. What are old people who are dying in hospital beds are going to watch now? Exactly. But no, it's a bad. It's bad. It's bad.

It's bad for free speech and stuff. We ain't free, buddy. Hey, bud. I don't know if you didn't get the memo of them, but we ain't free. We ain't free. What do you think about it, Ben? About Jimmy Kimmel? Yeah, I mean, you've been fucking, even sitting at home with your

Mad Max glasses on just taking everything in. Haven't you? I'd be going to the hospital constantly What do I think about it? Now what do I think about it? Is that not on your mind?

Yeah, as I have my Before surgery. I go to the hospital. I'm like, is it going to be will I be able to see my children grow up? My thoughts on chemo, who boy? They go, you won't, but you will be able to watch Jimmy Kimmel reruns.

The only thing I've been investigating is the furry porn games that Tyler Robinson has been playing. It's been making me cry with laughing. He had video games that he was playing. You've been going down furry road. All right. Yeah. You've got to stop watching We Might Be Drunk. I think it's rotting you. He's merging it with Bill Maher.

What? That's the thing. He's the We Might Be Drunk fan that goes to every Bill Maher taping. Yeah. You're a huge Sam Rowe and Bill Maher fan. He goes Woo, and then he goes comedy. Right afterwards. So as in Riyadh, they take this big sword to my neck. And they say, you've got to fuck Pete Davidson in front of the king.

I will kill you both. I'm like, hey, what the fuck? That's the thing. That place is crazy. Yeah, they use swords. They didn't get the bedmo. We use guns now. Yeah.

You're back in medieval times. They wear, like, big dresses, and they did 9-11. It's crazy. This whole place, like, fun did 9-11. I love New York. Go next. Yeah. He's walking around in Dubai, and he's like, oh, the fucking.

The fucking Empire State building. Look at that. It's beautiful. You know that scene in Main Streets when Muhammad Ben Salman shows up? It's classic New York. Yeah. When they bring all those camels into the pool hall. Sorry, sorry, Ben.

Sorry, I'm in a weird... What are you sorry about? I keep interrupting with a hacky wrist. You're perfect, Devin, and I love you. You're going down Furry Road. Devin. Look at you with those glasses. Don't change a thing.

All right, I won't. You're a beautiful, beautiful cocksucker. Thanks. Thank you. I'm peaty as fuck. We're keeping my metabolic rate up, even though the medicine is trying to kill me and suppress my immune system. You're doing the...

You're still raping. I'm raping. You're raping. Dr. Rape. Dr. Rape saving your life. But your eyes are trying to escape your head because of the stuff you're looking at. Exactly. Well, I'm Jason.

That's why I watch guys eat an entire bag of Oreos on a beanbag chair. because I say this guy is he's peedy as fuck he's doing the rape Pete he hasn't dialed it in yet I know you show me a clip of you on the live stream with an iPatch I was like you look like Dennis Hopper and Waterworld you look insane

you like you run a big evil ship at the end of the world you have you have bottle glasses on and an eyepatch and you go ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah like you ride around on a seat who made of empty Coke bottles

that you finished You go, I'm bored. Bring the fattest person in water well to eat in front of me. Do you guys know I'm a patriot? I'm a conspirator. I'll be the first one to say it. I think everybody's a pedophile. Everybody's being trafficked, right?

You know, and I don't fall for anything because everybody is a Satanist, right? So it's up to me. I'm sorry, the way you're sitting is driving crazy. I'm seeing, like, the outline of your dick and balls. Your pants have, like, air pockets. Your pants are, like, cutting your hair. into your ass and balls a dick i'm ill faggot fagget i'm ill show me some god damn respect all right i apologize show me some respect right now jace as i as i sink down to the floor like that old

weed commercial from the mid-2000s this is my final podcast i want you to hit me with a big shoe at the end yeah if you fast forward to the end of this episode you're in a bit you're in a big grave with a coffin and the mic because you're doing the African coffin thing. I got to put in eye drops right now.

But you guys haven't watched any of the furry porn because you're not a patriot like me. Yeah. I'm a goddamn American. I'm a patriot.

I love this country and I've been watching all the furry porn gameplay footage that there is because I'm trying to get into the mind of this sicko. What is going on in the furry porn? Are they like fucking each other

with rifles? There actually is a rifle. but it's called uh it's called furry shades of gay okay uh you know with the way things have been going in the news lately we're living in 50 shades of cray that's how that's how mar ended real times new rules the other night that's a fact really yeah wait he really said that yeah he goes we're living in 50 shades of cray damn it's thank you everybody thank you see you next week it's crazy he says that and then goes and looks at him He's like, you're the king of the fucking world.

He rules. I love him. I know. He does kick ass. And then he eats a peach that was picked a second ago and then fucks a black horn. I know all about Mars crazy diet. Oh, yeah. The raw cashes.

He's like, I've got to eat it out of a Mexican man's hand. It's got to be that fresh. And then get me black pussy and coke. There's a lot of stuff for Shades of Gay 2, a shade gayer, part 4. Dark Carnival. Part 3. This is the kind of shit. shit jace the sicko was watching okay and i will say you know probably

this radicalized them to some extent yeah if you think about it you think this is something buried in the furry porn some secret message well wouldn't you couldn't you say this is closer to like polytheism right which was like a very warlike time for us when we were into polytheism because you my god's better than you're gone so these people they're dressing up like animals they're fucking and they're trying to do all these rituals they're mutilating themselves at home they're mkying themselves scrambling their brain, growing closer to Satan every day until they finally

they're so hungry they have to kill a man with a child. How are you into all this shit and then you text your trans lover like you're in like an old timey? Like he text the text messages look like he was in like cold mountain. He's like my love. Yeah dearest I have to kick up the rifle from

the eastbound but when I'm back we will watch furry porn. Once the pony express delivers my rifle, I'll kill you. You know, by the way, people say that Tyler Robb, they go, oh, like, why are you expecting him to be like a Jason Bourne type assassin? Okay, well, if he's a fucking retard, then why did he go get Dairy Queen after? Answering me that. If he's so retarded, why did he jack off to furry porn all day and love Dairy Queen?

Apparently, he's so retarded and so inept. You know what I mean? That could have been. It seems like a genius to me. Yeah. He jacked off to furry porn, went and killed Charlie Kirk, and then he got three chicken finger basket. At Dairy Queen. And by the way, the authorities won't release his meal.

Yeah, they won't. They won't release his details on the meal. You gotta be a real nut job to get food at Dairy Queen. That's how I know he's a sick. I know, with no drink. No drink, no ice cream. It's crazy. And it's nuts.

Yeah, it's what that furry porn did then. This is the, I guess, him at a carnival. Like, the whole thing is, I've only been able to find two. Do you guys want to try to play the porn game on the show? Sure. I saw footage of him getting pulled, like, like a body cam footage of the, the guy of him getting pulled yeah he's just talking to the cops he doesn't seem like he when he walked because he turned himself in right yeah yeah no this is like old it's old body can't

like cops is coming up to him and i forget what it was over yeah like where are you going he's like i'm going to go kill him he's like in like five months i'm going to go kill charler yeah he's like i'm going to go create massive political dissent in this country they're like all right well can continue on i'm turning safe search off whoa whoa crazy shit dude dude so watch this you want jace you want to be mind fucked right now sure like all made by

this is all made by the CIA to make you kill white guys okay you ready jace okay let's meet watch this boom look what we got wait there was a guy he was holding the rifle i know jace just keep watching oh and there's they're showing a game with eggplants on it maybe sissy hypno yes it's sissy hipno

it's sissy hypno yeah wow wow look at that seal the deal then there is a guy there's a big wolf with a rifle and look at that ass by the way that's not bad that's a trans girlfriend's ass yeah i want everybody taking the ass this is your patriot you love your country right here you need to look at that ass and who's to say if that's a wolf or a rabbit or a lady it's a nice ass and it's perked up there's also an evil pig watching them yeah i don't know what the evil pig is going to do it's clearly is real oh right Clearly.

I mean, Jay, it's obvious. Clearly, that's... Clearly, that's Pork Nanyahu, Beth. Jay, do I have to spell everything out for you? This game was made by the CIA to make you kill for Israel. The rifle goes off. The aims at the far wall.

Is that crazy, though? Yeah. This is what that sicko was probably playing while he was waiting for his chicken. finger basket at Dairy Queen. Yeah. That is, like the lib he is. Like the liby is. After he, after he

wrongly planted the incorrect gun in the woods and ran the Dairy Queen. It's kind of crazy that the shooters or the Patsies or whatever you want to call it, because we have no idea what's going on here yet. But they've always just kind of been gay as hell. I think you can

define someone as a Patsy, like depending on how desperate and how uncool they are. And this guy kind of falls in that camp of like, he's still goes to Olive Garden and his mommy takes photos of him and he like jacks off to furry porn and he just generally I mean the vibe of him just kind of sucks

dick. Yeah. Which makes me think he's a patsy because he's not cooperating or anything. But again, you know, I haven't watched all the furry porn games yet and I'm going to beat it many times over just so I can get to the bottom of this case and get in the mind. You guys have seen mine under, right?

Of course. You have to enact the rituals and the crimes of these people. You have to go through you have to turn over every stone so you can and my wife she keeps banging because she's sick and the kids are sick and i keep saying honey i'm in pain i'm doing research in my office she keeps banging on the door and i'm like i haven't beat the furry video get porn it's a hyper violent furry r pg yeah your daughter's i'm trying to do research yeah right your daughter's screaming for you she's finally learned to talk and she's saying no furry game no fairy game she doesn't realize

I'm basically Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible. Yeah. But I'm fighting in the digital realm. Yeah. You have to, unfortunately, you have to watch this stuff. And that's why I think that they should just hire me at this point. Like, I'll watch the furry porn video games that the assassins are. Who should hire you?

The three-letter agencies. Hire me. Pay me $60,000 a year to be a retard. Cash Patel was watching these for free many years ago. Yeah. You think he wasn't watching this type of pornography? Dude, I don't, he did a whole hearing where they were asking him about Dylan Roof, and he had never heard of him. Did you see that?

Yeah. He has no idea who Dylan Ruf is? How do you not know my favorite guys? How do you, you see, oh, you're a baseball fan. You like Mark McGuire? You never heard of him, really? Yeah. I'm thinking this is the Inglorious Bastards three.

Yeah. Basement scene right now. I'm calling you. I don't even think you work in the FBI. I don't even know if you're Indian. You might be Jamaica. No. You might work out of cricket wireless in the Bronx.

Casper tells genuinely retarded. He's a retarded Indian man. He got the job at the FBI because he thought it actually stood for female body inspectors. He's a moron. I don't expect him to know. He's a complete idiot. I don't expect to. He's a complete.

I can't believe he still has his job. I can guarantee you he's in his office trying to figure out what papers are for. He's like shuffling papers around like those street food quirks. Moving them all faster. It took in like 24 hours to supposedly find that rifle Like a hundred yards away behind a tree Not a wooded area by the way It's just a few trees behind the Lossie building. It's all bullshit

I smell I smell curry behind the Lossie building I smelled too turmeric It was behind the Lossie building L-O-S-E I don't know how you pronounce it The Mango Lassie building Devin we're getting closer now see this is called research We're in the field right now Comedy We're going to, we're going to get to the bottom of this because, you know, unfortunately, I don't see anybody out there on Tyler's side right now because no women even want to fuck this guy.

He's not getting the Zokar Sarniave treatment, the Luigi Mangione. He's got treatment and nothing. Awful mouth, horrible, fucking weird vampire teeth. Yeah, long chin. It really looks like a trans guy. Yeah. The guy who fucks trans. If I saw that guy at a subweb.

I'd be like, guarantee you that guy fucks trans. He's half-truned. Yeah. He's halfway there. I go, that guy is about 85% to trune. Give him another year he's fully locked in. I think prison's going to save him from being trans, though. I think they got to give him the death penalty before he becomes a woman.

Did he want to be trans or just the person that fucks trans people? Devin, they're all trans to me. Okay. Yeah. Think about it. Oh, it just hit me. Got it. Devin, everyone's a Satanist, pedophile, or trans.

depending on, you know, the argument you're trying to make. Yeah. Stop trying to be in reality or anything. Didn't the FBI just, didn't the government just make trans people the same as, like, Isis? You mean they're creating them in a lab in Abu Ghraib and then releasing them to the wild? Probably. That too, I guess. But, uh, is that real?

Did you guys see that? No, what is that? They're a terrorist group or something. Trans is? I think so. Just trans. Like, a part of the LGBTQ. Just if you make a good, if you make a good cup of coffee, you're going to jail.

They turn the T into terrorists. Unfortunately, I'm behind on the news cycle because I've been watching too much furry, but it's for research. Yeah, you're like, you're like, what is it, Roger? Who's the lead singer, the who? Oh, right in that book. He's like, no. He's like, no. Yeah, he's just working on a book.

I'm doing research on how much child pornography kicks ass. That's why I was watching it. Skeet Townsend. Yeah, very good. Yeah. He didn't go to jail for that, by the way. No, because I think they were like. Oh, right.

You're just working on a book. That's okay. All right. He wrote Bobo, right. Yeah, I'm like, well, whatever. Let him fuck around a little bit. We won't get fooled again, but. Wait.

Ah! Comedy. Wait. Yeah, Pete Townsend was the one linked to that child pornography ring in Fort Worth that I was talking about Avalanche Industries. In Fort Worth? Pete Townsend was. It was the couple, I think so. And I think he had to testify about it.

Somebody from the Who was in Fort Worth at one point in their life. What the fuck? Why would you ever have? wind up there. You were in the who. I don't think I'm making this up. Yeah, yeah. I read about this in my book. Of course he did. Because I didn't know, and I had to look up who Pete Townsend was because I didn't know who he was. I think it was Avalanche Industries

though. Avalanche Industries. Wait, no, based on search results, there is no public record of a Pete Townsend. Do you trust Google anymore? Come on. The UK suspicion of possessing indecent images of children. Yeah, in London. He was arrested in the UK. Yeah. Hmm. Yeah, there's nothing with Fort Worth.

Oh, yeah, maybe not. And now... I may be mixing them up. Now they're arresting people in the UK for tweeting, fuck you. Have you seen what's going on there? Lack of free speed? It is actually pretty crazy. It is insane.

They do show up and they're like, hey, we saw you liked a... You liked a tweet. There, cops are being like, you like to tweet that caused somebody anxiety. No, no, I'm right. I'm right. What? I'm right. I'm right.

Operation Or! Look, it extended. It was followed by Operation Orr in the United Kingdom. Kingdom. This is 144 suspect. Operation Avalanche operated out of Fort Worth, landslide productions. This was a child. They had 40, 50,000 people

supposedly that they were sending child born to. And Pete Townsend was one of the people named that they had to talk to in the UK. It was followed by Operation Orr in the United Kingdom, which was related, then Operation Stoball in Canada. I'm so regretful of making the Pete Townsend joke. And we're back on child. It's unbelievable with you.

I didn't say it. You said it. The doctor prescribed. to CP rabbit holes. Well, the people should know about this. You're all right, sure. It's more,

no, Devin, this is Ben's version of, like, when somebody's going blind, you take him out for one of the last sunset. Let him binge.

Let him binge. He's not going to, he's going to have to, he's pretty, in a year, he's going to be taking his fingers and reading dumb bumps on a piece of paper about child porn.

I'm reading braille. He's reading stupid bumps. About Charles Manson. You're literally, you're literally going to like the ACLU and be like, can you make the Wikipedia for operating evidence can you print that in prayer for me fuck yeah the FBI was like yeah we lost the

50,000 contacts that they were sending stuff to and they were sending stuff in the mail as well like hey you want to sign up for our list right oh yeah they had a newsletter yeah I told you about that but yeah Pete Townson was named when they when they were looking at the list they're like wait Pete Town and by the way apparently tons of people were on these lists and then they go whoopsie we lost all the evidence it got destroyed sorry Cassie Mattel ate the list. Sorry. He thought it was noodles. Yeah, you know Pete Townsend was probably like, just arrest me for child pornography. Did not make me go to Fort Worth, Texas to testify? Right. Oh, but speaking to which, we, Jay's, we have to read ads. Speaking of making money.

Right, of course. Speaking of running a business. Oh, right. Yeah, this is a, we have LLCs. Isn't it crazy? Speaking of having a subscription service. Isn't it crazy? There's three LLCs to do what we're doing currently right now. There's government paperwork with all of our fake made-up LLCs. Hey, but look, I'm not lying landslide production at 300,000 subscribers. Okay, well, why were there only 144 rests?

What's happening there? I mean, I'm pulling it up right here. Look at it. Yeah. This is, time and time again, this stuff happens. It's crazy. Anyway, prize picks. No, prize picks is after we talk about trans.

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This is crazy. I think we kick ass, guys. I mean, we got to face the facts here. We just kick a lot of ass. We kick a lot of ass. We're all slowly dying. And that's why I'm at the hospital every day and I go, we kick ass. I walk in the hospital, I go, I kick ass.

Yeah, they go, sir, God is actually taking your vision because you kick too much. I kick too much ass. You've got to be humbled somehow. He's calling me home to kick ass in heaven with his kick ass son. How are your eyes doing, by the way? It's getting better. They are? Yeah, the drops are helping.

Okay. My eyes are still very sensitive delight, and they have me putting in drops around the clock, and I'm on medication now. Yeah. I thought you were doing better because you started sending me things that made me really sad throughout the day. I knew you were doing better. You started texting us again about a lot of people that suck ass. you started sending me a text again where I look at my phone I go

ugh oh he's doing what every day I wake up I wake up to a text like hey you remember that guy Trioz Frankin who would get open mics with he just killed his mom

and cut her head off I go oh there's the new story and everything but no you were right Operation or in the UK which was followed by Operation Avalanche, but it was connected. More like Operation Boor.

Because I don't care. Let's move on. You are gay. You are gay. We should play a button that if I ever start talking about anything that matters, you are gay. You, and I agree, by the way. Your tweet killed me where you walk out at the Savannah Panana's game.

It was the tweet. I didn't see it. I've been off Twitter. I know I told you and Katie to not let me tweet, but I've been... No, I need you back on there. I mean, I want to take meat away from a pit bull. Well, because I'm feeling very manic, and I'm reading, like, three books about, like, Satanic, like, occult stuff and shit. I'm trying to, like, not tweet that much, because I don't even know if anything I'm saying makes sense.

Right. I run onto a Savannah Banana's baseball field with a bullhorn and start screaming. And it was score and killings and dead bodies on our phones. And what comes of it? The feed splits our psyche and soul into the dissociate so that we will self-arm, mutilate our flesh, torture ourselves, and harm our neighbor. The violence will only escalate. The phone is MKTV. The occult is the tech oligarch.

Ricky, prepare yourself for salvation, repent, repent. The entire crowd chanting, you are fag, you are fag. You are fag. You are fag. There's like little cans. You are fag. The guy in the yellow suit goes, all right, we're bringing out jelly roll to kill him. Jelly roll is going to squash his head like an elephant.

They just sits on you. Yeah. Fucking snaps your shit. Snaps my shit right off. Snaps your fucking eyeballs over your head. Hey, that's what they would have done back in the Egyptian times. These priests, the things they did to the pharaohs, is very crazy. I've been digging into that.

What? Well, we're getting all this. This is occult stuff. The torture and the MPD stuff, all of this has been, this is all from the Egyptian textbook, my friend. The way they, the torture, rape, and kill and everything and split the personality and allow you to transcend. This is all, it's from the, you know what's fucked up, by the way? Mm-hmm. So all the occult stuff is it's fucking gay as shit.

Sure. And a lot of it goes back to like... I mean, it starts, Alistair Crowley's the godfire that shit. He was gay as fuck. He was getting fucked in the ass by everybody. Yeah, I've been reading about Crowley. He had all these boyfriends. I'm like, you got...

By the way, they all loved Hitler. Hitler's birthday is important. And now Christians love, like, Hitler and think it's funny. You're playing with the occult witchcraft. You're playing with a guy who was famously, his ass was so good. It drove people crazy. because he would fuck him so good. Getting many boyfriend.

That's what they said about Crowley, is he would fucking ride your cock so hard, you go insane. So that's where the Temple of Set comes from because it actually means Seth in Egyptian, right? And so Set was the, wasn't it Raw, Osiris, and Seth? What is the Temple of Set? I don't know that.

That's the whole satanic thing they had. Oh, in England? And then Aquino split from that in the Satanic church. Okay. And Aquino is the guy was the military intelligence dude who had the Presidio preschool, and he had tons of preschool. like Army preschools where they were molesting tons of kids

and he was threatening to sue people who were saying, it's a whole messy thing that's very uncomfortable to talk about and fucked up. But the thing, can I say all of that aside that the Satanists have done in terms of the, you know, the from the finder stuff to the trafficking of kids, the splitting of personalities, the torture of everything, I'll put all that aside. Look, it's water under the bridge. Why are you guys so fucking gay at the end of the day?

It's a bunch. You guys got to knock off the fag shit. Yeah. Basically, it's very gay. Like Jay said, Alistair Crowley, he's this big Nancy walking around and everybody wants to fuck his ass. And I'm not going to, I just can't stand for that. Yeah. I can't stand for any of this.

It's the worst part I heard. Andy was gay? Andy was gay? Yeah. Listen, I'm fine with a child sex slave, but gay? Yeah, they did all that stuff. like by JPL up here in Pasadena, right? Wasn't that where all the occult stuff?

Yeah, well, he went all over. By the way, the Satanist really, and I wanted to bring this up to Devin, Alistair Crowley, what he loved more than any place on this earth. He loved in New Orleans. Interesting. Well, it's a dark place. Voodoo.

No, I've never been. Black people. Yeah. That makes sense. It's occulty. Okay, so here's my, can I tell you my understanding of New Orleans? The masks. Eyes wide shut masks, but it's fun.

Can I tell you what I think happens in New Orleans? Okay, sure. I land on a plane. Okay. I walk past 50 guys shining shoes that are the nicest people I've ever seen in my life. Okay. I walk outside. There's a black guy playing a catfish on a stoop.

That happens. There's holes in a catfish. He's playing a nice little melody and people are just doing jigs down the street and drinking and everybody goes home happy eating a thing covered in powder, like a big donut. Yes. I've been told they're called banyats. I've never had one. You're pretty close.

Okay, now why do Satanists, why do they get their rocks off to this type of stuff? Because there was a lot of like, like, voodoo. Voodoo slave stuff. There was like a lady that lived in a house that they'll take you on like a ghost. There's a lot of ghost tours. They'll take on like a ghost tour and they'll be like, this lady Marie Dubois or whatever. She would just, she would torture all her slaves and there's a bunch of just creepy shit. Yeah.

Like a Santeria type shit, voodoo shit. But, yeah, it's a, it's a dark agamation of a lot of different cultures, you know, French, former slave. Yeah. You know. It's got like a Halloween vibe. Yeah. It's very Halloween. Holytown.

Do you like it because it's dark? I thought people liked it because it was so fun. No, I love it because of the history. No, it's just really fun and beautiful. Yeah. The food is amazing. I love the history. You act like you love, like, civil rights.

I look up at those willow trees and I. The history. Think back to the history. I'm hammered off of eight hurricanes, and I go, so that's where the wall broke and all the black people died. Sad. Anyway. No, I love it because there's a spirit there.

There's a lawless feeling. You could walk and drink. The food is amazing. Everything's old. It doesn't feel like they fix the sidewalk. It sucks. It sucks. That's part of the charm of it.

But everywhere you go, there is like, so you can binge drink like a maniac. But the history thing does kind of factor in because you'll be like an absinth bar fucked up. Yeah. You throw up in the toilet, you come out and they're like, oh, Oscar Wilde used to drink absinth here. And you're like, oh, there's, there's, you're like, I'm doing a, I'm in a museum. I'm not, I'm not an alcoholic. You sit in a place and you eat the best food you've, like, ever had and have a drink

and it's an incredibly historic building. It doesn't, I mean, there's a lot of parts that have been, like, bought up by, like, developers and stuff and that, you know, they, they, they, they, loo-lemoned it. Yeah. But there's still places that are just amazing. And the garden district's unbelievable and the, it's just gorgeous. And they're like, hey, you know, Napoleon was on his boat, like, right in the bay over there. He never came into New Orleans, but he was right over there.

He just checked it out. He checked it out. He was like, oh, I don't know, a lot of blacks. I see videos and people film out there. He's like, that levy looks very thin. He goes, blow it up. Blow it to bits. We need to build the Hard Rock Cafe here one day.

I go to the, you can go to the Superdome. You can go stand where Chris Kyle's stuff. when he was shooting people looting and then letting white families gather supplies that was the big difference And that's not going on anymore, right? No. The shooting?

No, apparently New Orleans is nothing but gang violence now. New Orleans is very dangerous. This is everybody that lives there, I know, sends me stuff. I've also seen stuff they have parades where everybody's walking down the street and they all have their rifles

and their guns in the air and they're pointing them and it's some sort of parade type thing. Yeah, it's not a parade. The city's runoff parades. It's fun. The whole economy. I've seen people go

they shoot their guns in the air and they're all they move down the street in hordes I don't know about that. I've seen videos of this. Yeah. I don't know if that's a parade. That seems like a mob. Like a lynch mob type thing. You think so? I don't know. I just heard, we know people who have lived there who had to move because literally they were getting

like, they were hearing like gunshots every day. Like getting shot in and shit. Yeah, they tell you like basically don't like park your car anywhere. I've never had a problem, but it is. You just have to keep your head on a swivel. Well, people love you though. And you just kind of run, you run back to your Airbnb. Don't get an Airbnb though

People will fucking kill you there They hate the Airbnbs Never get an Airbnb in any of these historic places Because it's ruining the cities And the locals will fucking hate you For it And one day they'll rise up And you could be in the Airbnb when they do

And kill you Yeah I want to stay I like staying in hotel rooms And wondering about all the evil stuff That happen in the room And I go to bed You would love You'd love New Orleans

Jazz clubs are awesome Jazz clubs are great There's a lot of white people playing jazz too So we go to that Nice I'll pretend I'm in Lost Highway Yeah, well, you would love it because every time you turn a corner, there's a old black guy named, like, Methuselah Stevens. It's full of scam artists. It's like black guys that, like, they pray on, like, drunk, white tourists, and then they'll lead you around all night, and then they expect, like, a bunch of money.

Literally, yeah, we'll walk up to you, like, shine your shoes, mister? Yeah. Like, they'll go all scatman cries, and the night ends with you in a bathtub with one kidney. Some of them are really talented and knowledgeable. They'll give you, like, amazing history of shit. And then those guys, you're like, I will give you some, like, that was cool thanks for the world. you five bucks yeah why not and then it's very it's very uh it's very uh it's very sexually aggressive too yeah yeah at least when i went bourbon street sucks like ass that's where a lot of that shit is

we did it and then the lady screamed to me to pull my dick out and i was like i'm okay i'm gonna keep walking and then uh we walked too far on bourbon stream we ended up in the velvet curtain is that what they call it i think so yeah we were hammered they called velvita curtain with your track record this up i know that would be bad that would be very bad but we We ended up there, and then there was just a bunch of gay strippers, and we tried to run back, and my friend Fallon landed on a condom, and it was a whole thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. No, it's, it's, it's, I love it. It's a big party every day.

You run in any satanists out there, Devin Costa? No, but I do love the above-ground cemeteries. Those are fun. I don't like cemeteries usually, but I'll go to their cemeteries. Because it's not as spooky if they're above the ground. Yeah, they're fun. Does it feel more like true detective? Yeah, it's a very true detective-y.

Yeah, it's great. I'm going to, I think I'm going to go in December. I miss it I want to go to New Orleans and like kidnap a bunch of blackbirds Like a bunch of crows I want to put them in a bag And fly home with them

See if they're like evil or something If I can kill them They're carrying on They're probably different Different from what Regular crows I think the New Orleans crow Do you think the New Orleans crows

Or they talk like the crows in Dumbow Like they're all like Ventrally I know they do Yeah I mean Ravens speak like human beings They'll say hello How are you?

What's up They'll say the N-word There's videos of Ravens saying the N-word. But I won't play it on the show. I won't play it on the show. And it's not even on YouTube. It's on my own hard drive. It's on my eye cloud. That's where they actually call them the Baltimore Ravens. That's where they

got the name from. It's a bird is a bird called Raven is a scary boot. They're like, well, it's called the Ravens. But Ravens are allowed to say it to each other. They're black. Exactly. It's their dude. There's a raven that looks

like Shannon Sharp outside right now. they're the only birds what i love about them it's the only bird really capable of a hate crime because birds have been known to attack people and kill people like you saw the guy like roosters attack like children and stuff yeah stuff like that's funny but like if but a raven will like attack you but it will like call you the inward and then try to kill you which is it's like that's a hate crime yeah raven will try to hang you from an old tree yeah crows can there's a thing Ravans are the housebirds. Crows are the field birds.

There's a thing that crows remember faces. So if somebody like, I think there's been stories of somebody like threw a rock at a crow, the crow told all of his crow friends and they all went and tried to fuck the guy up. Yeah. The next day or something. They're very smart. Yeah, very smart birds. They're really annoying and big.

They have great memories. They remember wherever they bury stuff. Yeah. I hate when animals are smart because they're always more evil. Yeah. Always, dude. They're so evil. When me and Jace went to the zoo and saw the hippos,

I got so fucking pissed off at the big fat fucking one. I fucking hated him, yeah. And everybody goes, oh, look at the hippo. He's so fat. And he's swimming. I was like, fuck him. He's a fat piece of shit. And he's fucking evil.

Because he's smart. And I turn to people, I go, aren't hippos smart? And your girlfriend goes, I don't know if they're that smart. And I'm like, he's fucking evil. He's a genius. I know. And I wanted to dive in there and give him a piece of my mind. And you know what?

Fuck all this bullshit, Devin. Because I see on Instagram, they're always eating watermelons and stuff. Pippos? They kill like 8,000 people a year. It goes unreported in all these cities. They're killing everybody. Hippos are constantly on the attack. Yeah, but then, Devin, everything we see in cartoons and everybody goes,

Oh, here's my hippos. No, they're violent criminals. They're violent, and they make up only like 1% of the animal kingdom in Africa. Yeah, they're horrible. They kill 80% of the people. They're horrible, and they taunt all the Africans by eating watermelons. And all the animals. They're going to eat your son and then eat a watermelons.

guys in tribes in Africa are like man I have this craving for this fruit I'd never seen just in my those. No you're right about hippos though they are fucked up they're crazy fast too they're you know what's evil about them they're insanely fucking fat and shitty they're really retarded though in the water but they're crazy fast

yeah they're like submarines they can run at like 40 miles an hour or something like that crazy it's insane they can just start moving through the water very I love watching videos of like safari tours where like the hippo starts like Like, chasing after the, the, whatever, the Jeep. And you're like, if that hippo's determined enough, it can't kill people.

The Jeep. The Jeep Wrangler. I don't understand how people do those things. You ever see those videos where it's like a cheetah, just like, like, like, like, sniffing people in the fucking Safari Jeep? I mean, do you kill your guide at that point? Like, when you get home, that's bullshit. Yeah.

You pay for this shit. I've seen one of, like, lions, like, eating the, the tires, like, trying to claw the doors open and shit. Yeah. And it's just some, it's just some overly confident, like, African guy. like oh it's fine it's fine my life is worth this i don't care it's fine would you guys do that if you were able to see hell would you take a tour of hell on a safari tour yeah like would you ride on a back of a guy's jeep through hell and then back to earth just to see what it's like is it is the guy african who's driving the jeep his name is virgil

i've read dante's inferno is it white virgil or black virgil is he a black guy named Isn't Virgil Kanye's friend? Virgil Ablo? That's the joke I was trying to make. No, he kind of hates him now for some reason. Isn't he black? Yeah. I thought Virgil's a black name.

I guess. Then no. I want it if it's a black guy named Virgil. I think now it's a real. Then no. Would I take a road trip through hell? Well, a safari hunt through the nine rings of hell. You can see the whole thing and then come back.

I've already been through Cleveland. Yeah. Comedy. I've been to Cleveland. There's this part of Cleveland that looks like a racerhead. And it's just you see like big shadows on buildings of like 90 feet high of some guy getting stabbed. Like a cart's like a light hitting a guy and then going on the side of a building. Yeah.

Just you just see the knife going up and down. There's bodies that go missing there. People don't even, the cops don't even go looking for people that go missing. You walk around Cleveland. You see like the outlines of people like from here. Oshima, just on walls and shit. But then I went to the neighborhood where they shot a Christmas story. That's cool.

Yeah. And that looked nice. And then I was like, oh, this is like a three-story little thing. And you could buy it for like $80,000. Ohio's, and I walked around and ate sandwiches. And it was beautiful. Ohio's got some great, beautiful little suburbs that are like old Americana. I had to go to some family reunions.

My family's from Toledo. Really? Mm-hmm. My mom said. Yeah. It's nice. You know, there's always like some local chili cheese. dog place that everyone goes

and watches the Browns at. Yeah, they're like, you got to go to Papa Faggots on 8th Street. Exactly. That's what they call. Exactly. No, but Cleveland seems like it's like it's hotas faggits, home of the big

fagg sandwich. Yeah. You swing by, uh, some of my favorite people are in Ohio. You get Les Waxner. J.D. Vance. I believe. Where's he from? He's Ohio.

J.D. You got Dave Chappelle. you got all the greats there all the big guys there I've always wanted to swing by I wanted to go to Les Wexner's house and see if there's like security There's a bunch of weird

photos of his basement and shit That's all weird His house is clearly bugged Like Epstein's It's very strange Which one is he again You gotta remind me I shuffle

Victoria Secrets He gave all the money to Epstein Bottom the Brownstone Once again Epstein supposedly became a billionaire But you know He didn't have any clients Where you keep being told this

He had a billion-dollar business Sure. Yeah, none of it makes any sense. But Les Wexner was also in the mega group with Epstein. Why does he live in Ohio? Or Cleveland or whatever. Huh? Why does he live in Ohio?

Like, Ohio. Because there's a lot of DARPA. A lot of land and stuff. There's a lot of DARPA shit going on. Like weird. I think they're running tests on people in like underground tunnels and shit. Weird fucking fucked up stuff out there. I think there's the, I think the darkest stuff in America is going on in Ohio and like rural parts of Wisconsin.

Israel Castro was in Ohio. Israel Castro. the Mexican guy that had all the women in his basement Oh, I forgot about him Yeah Yeah And I had the black aide at McDonald's founder And then called the cops

Yeah She ran up to the black aide at McDonald's And then he was on the news He was like I'll just eat my McDonald's and this bitch Walked up to me And I saved the fucking day All these bitches came out of this

H-Back system There's a little cracker bitch Run up to me I'm like get away from me I ain't trying to catch a case I'm like What you've been raped in the basement What

That guy ruled That was like the last time we were like racially agreed on anything in America. Yeah, he was on Fox News. And Fox News was like, he's a good one. He's a good one. He speaks with an up and he jive, but he did a good thing. And it's been nothing but division ever since then. We found, it's 2012.

We found one good black man. He speaks up and he jive, but he's good. So Israel Castro, though, he had three girls in his basement. It was like a Buffalo Bill style thing. Is that why he called himself Israel? He was just like a huge fan. What they're doing over there? Yeah, they were like, it was like room, like that movie room, I think, where he was, they were just like sex slaves.

Like having babies and shit. So the problem, and I'll defend Israel Castro for like a second here, just to be fair. Well, he's an immigrant. That's true. English was his second language. So he doesn't understand consent. He didn't know what the screams meant. He didn't know what no meant.

He's like, no, in my shitty country screams me and continue raping me. He said his Google Translate was broken, and so he just kept him for 20 years. So, you know, he could have taken some ESL courses and understood he was keeping these women against their will. Yeah, he's in ESL class, and they're like, no means no thanks. He's like, oh, fuck, shit. No comma, thanks. Yeah. My English and not so good.

He's like, what are he Chinese? No, no, no, but everybody in ESL sounds Chinese to me. Chinese pedophile named Israel Castro. It's the greatest man who's ever with. The Chinese rapist. I'm a Chinese rapist named Israel Castro. But here's the thing is these women, especially, they get Stockholm syndrome, and then they don't want to leave, even though he gives them opportunities to escape. And then there's all mind games and stuff.

So at a certain point, he doesn't even think he's doing anything wrong. Wasn't that the way, do I remember right? That was the way the girl got away was like he had. basically fucked him up to the point they just won it like he wasn't like locking doors or tying them up and then finally one of them was just like I'm getting the fuck out of here yeah yeah yeah you get comfortable yeah but like for years I think he was just like you know don't fucking leave and they yeah they did they didn't you know he should have let him like podcast down there like the whatever podcast where he talks to the horrors

Israel Castro would have that better if he had a studio down there with these three bitches he had yeah you see Patrick Beck David next to three women and chains He's like, what are your three secrets? But the ladies, the route is marriage. You want marriage kids. You will not be happy as time goes on. You live this, the brave lifestyle. This one, she's a total slut.

You guys just have the chains. You fuck the fat Mexican. This is not good. You eat gruel out of a bowl. Do you want a home-cooked meal? But yeah, that would be a great podcast, actually. All the women who were raped by Israel Castro? But it wouldn't be as good of a podcast as the podcast we do on Patreon at patreon.com.

Oh, la, la, nice plug, Ben. What a wild and wacky app we just did. Whoa. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yes. Filling it. The hell?

Now we're going over to the bonus net. We were 50 shades of cray today. I can't see very well. My left eye, but good thing, I shoot with my right. Oh, we can't end right. That's exactly an hour. We can't be one of those. Oh, how long have we?

we've been done. Exactly. I think exactly. An hour and one? I can't wait for the point where we get to that stage. We're all making millions of dollars in a 59 minutes, 45 seconds.

And people love it. They go, I get it. I mean, they're fucking, they suck ass now. But we keep giving them as much money as possible. Please, they need to make as much money as possible for a show they hate doing.

I love doing the show. No, I do too. We're talking about the future. I was tying up the Patreon and I thought we'd go like 15 more minutes. That is a classic. thing you do. People always say I try to, you know, you're pulling this

like Richard Dreyfus on Club random falling out of your seat. You haven't been on camera for about 45 minutes. You just hit him. I know. You're like, he's like got a little fort that he hides it. This is my I was never really here moment. Yeah. You're going to get you kills with a big hammer? Yep. Yeah. Because you're a petafat.

I can't, I can't go see movies like that in theaters because I'll start screaming at the screen when he's killed. and all the pedophiles I'm like fuck them up you're going no

no why am I screaming no I'm rooting for the pedophiles no and then when I and then when I go

to a show time for happiness by Todd Salons and when the pedophiles killing everybody I start cheering you start cheering

and then when and then when he tells the son he didn't molest him because he loves him you start to go boo boom

Philips Seward I'm jerking off into the phone. You're like, woo! Yeah. I just keep thinking about that movie because of Philip Timorhappen and how fucking good he is. I've been really mourning him lately.

It's so brilliant. He's so great. It's such a great storyline that he's like the guy who can't get chicks. And finally, there's a woman who's like, semi might be interested in him. And he immediately starts jacking off on the phone. While she's on the phone, he's like,

oh my guy, are you jacking off? He's like, you know, I'm going to fucking calm. But just the guy so desperate for connection. He's like, oh, no, I got a fucking good. out, fuck it. Because I remember she's going to actually have sex with him, even though he's the sex past that keeps calling her. And he actually has, like, you can go over

to her apartment and fuck her. And he just said he just would rather, like, come on his shoes. He's like, I'm going to tell me I'm a dirty dog, I'm going to come. No, he's great. His son's getting pretty good at acting, too. I saw him in the long walk. I thought he was pretty decent. I think we all, by the way, we're kind of haters of that a little bit with the NEPO

thing, because it came out with Saints of New York with Gandalfeen's son at the same time. I don't mind. I don't mind those two. Gendellini and Hoffman. I'm totally fine with it. They're allowed. Their dads are legends and they've taken on some tough stuff. But you were pretty mad about Saints of New York.

He was the best part. He was mad about the movie. He was like, he was really good in it actually. Not really good. The movie should be deleted off of every streaming platform and no one should ever remember it ever again. But he was fine. Totally unbiased as the biggest sopranist fan on earth who worships Gany.

The movie has so many. Yeah, the movie has so many. more problems that it's like you're not upset at him trying to be young that the only thing that's good and then there's a scene where Joey Diaz gets his head blown off basically in the movie yeah I guess so

yeah yeah he's just like standing on a street going like what the fuck and then a black guy walks up and he just blows his for some reason I'm picturing blue cheese coming out of the back and then Lysayette waddles over and dips a carrot in it yeah Lee comes out of the back of his head like that guy and men in black

he's been running Joey And that guy also shoots Lee Syatt with a tiny gun. Yeah, but the bullet hits him and it's a p-o-o-and-lea flies. Lee flies away. I love Lee so much. Yeah, Lee's great. One of my favorite memories in L.A. comedy was doing a set at the Ice House. I never met Lee before, and I'm just, like, halfway through a bed, and I look down,

and Lee Syatt's just staring up at me like this. And it's so fucking through me. I just started bombing, like, immediately. And Lee opened for us in Boston on the LP tour. Yeah, he did. Yeah, he did great. He did great. Yeah, he was awesome. Yeah, I love Lee. He's the best, man.

But I'm seeing this Charlie Hoffman guy in more clips. Now, I'm seeing Charlie Hoffman is going to be this big starting movie where everybody. Cooper Hoffman. Cooper Hoffman. You think of Charlie Kaufman and you turn into Hoffman. Charlie Cooper. Very good. Charlie Cooper Hoffman.

Yep. Cooper Hoffman. It's Charlie. So Cooper Hoffman is he's going to be in this big movie. And you guys know I'm not aware of all the films coming out. But you guys are on the, you guys see all the trailers and stuff. Can you guys fill me in? There's a movie where people have to run, and if they stop running, they get shot in that.

The long walk. Now, this is Cooper Hoffman, is in this, right? Yeah. Is he the big star in it? Yeah, I guess so. The black kid overshadows him. The black kid's a really good. Black kid's a really great actor.

Yeah, the guy who's in the new alien movie. He's really good. Okay, we don't have to spoil it for people. You don't know spoilers, but does our boy... Spoiler, there's a black guy, Anna. Sorry, everybody. There's actually multiple black people in it. But Hoffman's good.

Yeah, he's good. So is he up there? Is he up there with his dad, though? No, no, not at all. But that's like, what are we talking about right now? Yeah, it's one of the greatest actors of all time. Come on, maybe these things get passed down. You know, I believe, and this has been disproven by scientists, but skills you acquire,

you can pass down to your children through your DNA. And this is the thing that's been disproven by everybody. Well, maybe he's just really good at jacking off. Maybe he didn't get the acting thing. He's just got the goonergy. What if he's even better at doing heroin? Yeah. He's like, you thought my dad was good at being on heroin?

He's like, I'll go to a Knicks game and do heroin. I'm not going to die because I don't go to a Knicks game. Like my stupid dad. I know, that's your favorite thing of the world that he did heroin because his friend bailed on a next game. I think there's texts like, hey, you're coming over for the next? And the guy goes, I can't make it. And he goes, okay. And he's like, I guess I'll just not be alive anymore.

I guess I'll shoot heroin for the first time in 25 years. I could watch the Knicks or I could overdose on drugs. I mean, those are my two choices. It wouldn't be the first time the Knicks killed somebody. Hey. That's the thing, you know. The Knicks, they're bad. They suck.

Yeah, it was a very, I watched the long walk with Joey, actually. I haven't watched me with Joey in a long time. Yeah. It was very funny because I literally, like, I was staying with you, and then you had to go back to the ER and we were like, seriously worried you might go blind. And that's a very intense talks with you. And then I was like, oh. Okay, well, I'm going to go. Who me?

Yeah, you. Oh, I thought you were talking to Devon. No, no, no, with you. And then it was, like, very emotional. Like, I was, like, teary. I was teary-eyed leaving your house. And then I was like, all right, let me go pick up Joey. Let's watch the long walk at the Grove.

And then we're just walking out. A little weird day. I know, we're just walking out just during Joey boys. Just like, the walk to the parking lot. It's like a fucking long walk. Long walk to the bathroom from my seat. Yeah, I got out of the car. He's like, all right, go to San Diego, the long drive.

This guy's got to do Movie felt like a long walk I know so if I dropped Joe off in his apartment I didn't realize how scary his neighborhood is Around there I drove like two minutes west and pulled into a gas station from Oh yeah you don't want to do that It's like a bubble it's like one of those bubble neighborhoods

Yeah like where he you are when you're at around him it's nice I was on walk a block away and you're like Oh boy okay yeah I was on E and I had to like pull up to a gas station with like multiple like just homeless guys yeah you know that one yeah with the greyhound bus stop right there yeah yeah yeah i got to know what you got i got as a man who's not allowed to eat anything anymore i need to know what you got i think i got i got bags of stuff i got i got i think a powerade did you get bottles of stuff no i got well i got a bottle powerade you get a candy bar i think i got chips what kind um sour cream and onion i did get sour cream and

onion. Wow. And I had brought I brought a thing of... I'm gonna come. I'm gonna fucking come. I actually because of Ben's new diet, I go over and I eat fast food for him. He likes to watch. You dip the fry in the honey mustard, then the ranch. And I go,

it's gonna be an extra 50s. He's like, I'll fucking pay just do it. Fucking double-dip it. I'm like, all right, I need to see the fucking money on the table. This isn't some next week bullshit. I'm fucking good for it. Just fucking dip it. So one of the funniest things right now is, like, I'm going blind and losing my ability to walk seemingly, and some days are, like, better than others, right?

I'm going to tons of specialists, going to the hospital all the time. And still, people are like, yeah, I'm sure Ben eating McDonald's 24-7 and drinking Coke Zero all the time is really helping. Like, do you think I'm actually, like, I'm going blind and I can't walk, and I'm at McDonald's all the time? I know. Like, dipping Big Macs and Buzz. butter chicken. That's insane. The amount of people who have messaged me like, hey, Ben blocked me three

years ago, you need a time to eat seven blueberries a day. It's going to save his eyes. And I'm like, I don't block people. I just go, sounds good. Everybody has been very, very, very kind about this and very nice. And thank you for all your support. One guy, and I will, like, if you're listening to the show, I love you to death. And I'm only kind of, I'm actually calling you out a little bit right now, but there was this guy from

Australia who messaged me. And I realized it was a sincere message, and as I was reading it, I pushed away from my computer with my eyepatch, and I said, Jesus fucking Christ. Okay. When I got to the part, I realized he was dead serious telling me that putting a little bit of borax in a glass of water and drinking borax every day. And then I looked it up. It is a health trend that people are doing now.

Yes. This guy messaged me as well to tell me to tell you about the borax. Dude, like, I love you. Is it a cleaner? It's a cleaner. It's a, you put it in sinks to clean out, like, the, grout. Yeah.

It's like the white powder in the fucking tube. Yeah. Yeah. I can. Why? It's some crazy fucking health trend down in Australia. I mean, they're like retarded down there. Look.

So you don't think about it, but they have their same insane health trends down there. See? It's a house cold cleaning product. Yeah. And people are drinking it now, dude. Yeah. Despite the first article, despite social media claims, Borax is dangerous.

Yeah, they have to let people. A lot of people are claiming this is fixing. Wait, go up, go up, go up. What? We go down? Yeah. Oh, yeah, they say it treats inflammation, helps with arthritis, the misinformation around borax. It detoxes the body.

Everybody loves the detox. I looked at it. It's like a pretty common, people are drinking small amounts of poison every day to make them. They're doing, like, the seven diet. You know, your body is just like a sink. You go to claim the sink. You clean the sink with some borax? You clean your body.

Just like we clean the airbase out of a country. You've got to clean the insides. How do you live? There's a bunch of borax. I know that's a slur there. I don't care. Yeah, we don't give a shit. Yeah, we're not there.

Yeah. Idiot. And fuck them. Fucking takes a day to get there. Yeah. I have my own slurs. I don't say on this podcast. So.

Gives her shit about your little future land. They're a day ahead of us. Fuck off. Fuck you. You're pissed about that Oh Well, how come you never tell us But anything bad about that happen

Scumbags You guys are already on the 21st Fuck you Go to hell Australia seems great actually But I don't understand I'll see a video Where it's just a family living

In a beautiful place And they're like Oh there's like a There's a massive snake Like in our bed And they just grab it And throw it out the window How do you do

I'd kill myself Yeah the videos Where the kangaroos Like kicking my dog, the deaf, so I'm punching it in the face. Well, it's just how casual they are about, like, spiders and snakes just in their home. Yeah, the spider shit is crazy. Can I show you guys a new favorite guy?

Mine who lives in, like, the Outback of Australia, and I think he's going to die soon. Please, Ben, please. It's not, like, you guys aren't going to get pissed off. No. We promise. We've never gone pissed at you for something you've shown us. I just want to, like, do I have to say to the audience, like, don't drink poison? Don't drink borax.

Being in size. So, by the way, that's not my connection. Like, the comments are like, does he have tinnitus in his room? I'm right in shape to put the gas on. What did he just cook? Is that bread? I don't know. It's coffee and toast on the fields.

Oh, okay. Coffee. They taste better on the oven pie And the coffee was like hot I voted a piece of toast earlier Jesus Christ I mean he seems to be doing pretty good honestly Good stuff

That was not that crazy to me I like him I like him too He sounds like Baron Harkonen a little bit The guy from Dean I'd love to watch that guy Like do like a book reading Is this more?

Yeah yeah Field dinner steak and eggs was good too He makes good meals The toast look good He's Maha Eggs Dinner schnitzel

Oh, schnitzel. Eggs. He's lovely. And mashed sweet potato an onion. Does he not have electricity in his house? Because I think he's cooking by the light on his phone. Yeah, he is.

So he doesn't like to turn on the gas or the lights because he keeps saying he's cheap, basically. So, yeah, he cooks on the... Right. That's what homeless people should say, I'm cheap. That's why I don't rent. Oh, mess the potato isn't the sick. That looks like a great thing. What do you guys think he's from?

Australia, right? I don't. I really don't know. It might be hell. No. If he pans the camera, you just see the red devil? Yeah. Like with big hoofs and horns.

When he's the eggs fucking ready? It's a Chinese guy. I kind of realize watching this that people are chained up in places like this all around the world. Hundreds of thousands live in a place like this where a guy's walking around shining a light from his head trying to cook a steak. No, you could shoot a baby gun and land

in a basement where somebody's doing this. Because I guess women are the only commodity and the oldest commodity and always will be. So these guys even, you know... Is that what he looks like? Yeah. They try and get this up for a while,

but aren't they had to get prints up on... How is he a... I'm not good with... Different skin. on his face than his body. That's all great. Yeah, that's true. He must moisturize.

I think he has athletes' foot on his face. This is a 47-minute video. Yes, Devin. What does he talk about? And we're watching the entire thing. What does he talk about it? This is my version of a college lecture. I mean, who knows?

I mean, God only knows. I think he's English, by the way. I misremembered. He sounds English to me, but it really, it actually doesn't matter. And if you care, you're retarded. Yeah. It doesn't matter where this man exists.

No, yeah. I remembered him being in Australia when I found him last night. I don't think he's in Australia. There's a tinge of Australian. A bandation provides. Well, in Adelaide, they sound English. I'll say that. So I'll eat a non-profit bandation.

He's reading. Can I say? I'd like to get laid. Okay. It's actually harder to understand what he's saying when you can see his mouth. Like, because he's so retarded. Yes. His mouth isn't making the right moves.

Oh, Christ. Shout out. The two wheels called. Oh. Dude, he looked. Griffin Stewart. Is he shouting out wolves? Hey, by and.

Just a quick, Shad. He literally looks like something I have, I have graded off my foot before. He looks crazy. Oh, man. This guy should be in the new blood barretti. a movie that's going to come out. Yeah, it's Ava, and three years, mate.

All right, hey on your girls. Have a good look at the country. It's well worth it. If you get out... It's just hell, dude. Just the quick update. I thought I clapped myself this morning. I just checked.

I did. Just to hand up to it is no. Really doesn't mind. What? Good on, you. That's a crap of day. Just check in letting you know, my fifth sex slave is passed away.

My dog, my dog, Bingo ate her in the middle of the night. She had to feed. She had that. Bingo's hungry. I told her for a long time she's got to breed, or dingo's going to feed. Yeah, let her head, or she's going to eat.

Ready. He's better out than I always say. If he's going to let him eat. You got, if I'll fuck, he's got a fuck. That's bingo. That's what fucking mowing. That is, that's shit in a big pot. That's not chill.

I've got a big bowl of shank. That is fucking shit. That is fucking shit. Onion, garlic, ginger. Dude, this is what's funny, too, is... Is he stirring with a knife? I like the one comment at the top. Looks good, mate.

I'm just someone's just some psychopath. Looks good. Looks good, man. God, I'm trying to get to your level. Yeah, keep doing what you're doing, man. Don't change the thing. This looks good right here. Bigger marty touched.

That doesn't look bad. Everything he makes is, like, a lot better looking than I imagined it being. Yeah, it's not great, but yeah, it's not... We've watched weight more. nothing else oh yeah this is australia right yeah i need to get more boiler he's like just another day in london he's he's uh he thinks he's in london oh he's one of the original preserves they sent over he's like just serving more time in east london now if you Furiosha's working on my car

over there. If you look over there, it's Buckingham Palace. It was wonderful. It's terrifying that he has a trailer and a car and he lives in seemingly the middle of fucking nowhere. Yeah, that trailer is only taking women from freedom to captivity.

That is a slave boat. That's so funny. That's a fucking slave ship. It's captivity Australia. Yeah, yeah. That should be named like the U.S. Amistone.

God. Oh, I'll go turn the pump off, and she ran out. See, one was scared. And the kids are good. Isn't that a thing, like, that Jesse Plymouth's character puts Jesse Pigman in? Yeah.

Isn't that it look like a pit for animals or humans? I can just see the cactus fruits come in there. I had been a busy morning. And what is wrong with people these days.

So true. So true. That's so funny. Even this guy's like, I mean, you got the last. You know, they're a bunch of hypocrites. And the riots are a bunch of wackadoos. I'm just trying to live in peace, fucking my sex slaves. So funny.

A guy live streaming from hell. Yeah, from hell. Yeah. Well, it's gone to hell, huh? Yeah. I'm there. devil said i'm the other person who gets kick streams in hell she's he's poking a sex slave with a big big sword yeah big sword on fire

get up people of fucking assholes get over to get over to bingo get what could this man be complaining about in terms of civilization you got a president no empathy yeah my favorite show camels off the air What am I supposed to watch now? I can't even, I can't even see the short Mexican fellow on Kimmel no more. Yeah, ma'am. Bam, that's good. That's got to be the end there.

Yeah, that gets insane. But once again, for some people, they didn't get the memo, we put out a whole, I, I, I, email blasted like 11,000 emails on the Patreon. I posted on our YouTube. I posted everywhere. I didn't post it on Instagram, I don't think. But the venue should have contacted you already that we are not going on tour. Yeah, so I saw a couple comments that are like, what are you guys not coming anymore? Like I'm looking forward to it.

Yeah, I just think not everybody's going on the word. Yeah, we just had to cancel for, uh, it would be unsafe. Because of Jace. Yeah, I, uh, it would be unsafe for me to travel right now. I'm going blind. So, Dr. said, no. Because Jace hates. Jay says we're not performing in fly overstates because I'm a fucking lit, not better than everybody.

I said I'm performing. That's why we're not coming. I said I'm performing in the Bay Area. and a very specific part of Brooklyn only. Everybody else can burn and have. I said that. I said that. You said that.

And then I saluted a big picture of Gavin Newsom. I hang up in my apartment. Yep. Yeah. But yes, apologies to everybody at livingporty. In the future, if you're listening, though, maybe we'll be back on the road. Maybe health will keep me from ever traveling again. Time will tell.

Time will tell. Time will tell. But thank God for the health of my children and everything. And everything is very good. And thank you guys for being supportive and listening to the show. And by the way, that if you want to listen to the Patreon and you're listening on Spotify, just go ahead and click that button because we got it all in one feed now. And it's all just hooked up.

So go ahead. Just listen to the bonus episode. It's all hooked up through there. Kind of kicks ass, huh? Pretty kick ass. So you're charging them twice is what you're telling me. Of course. Yeah, yeah.

Of course. As many of the fans have yelled at you incorrectly. Why am I paying for it on Patreon if I'm listening to it on Spotify? I'm just like, I don't even know how to talk to it. You're like, it's the same. It's the same thing. You're like, but it's not, Patreon. It's different.

Sometimes I just want to be like, give me your address. I'm on my way. Yeah. I'm going to kill you and then myself. They're like, dang. I'm going to hurt you badly with my fists and then kill myself. They're like, thank God. I've been commenting waiting for you.

I've been commenting every day waiting for you to. come kill me because I suck. Thank God. Because I have the self-awareness that I suck ass. I know I suck ass. Unfortunately, I have really good taste and I know I suck in every way. I'm beyond saving. Kill me.

Or I'm past hope. Come kill me. Actually, I didn't make a wish. It's for you to come kill me. It's for you to euthanize me. I said, can I meet you on scene? And they said, his schedule's busy. So I said, can Ben?

Avery, come kill me. They go, we'll see. We don't know if he can travel right now. We'll see. Hopefully you can get there in a quick. I'll skip on a jump and euthanize you, buddy. He's got a big needle in his pocket. He's waiting with bated breath to put it in your neck.

Put you in a big pod. If you listen to the show, I will Michael Clayton you if you want. You'll answer the door thinking it's your door toash order and I'll be standing right there and I'll put a big needle in your toe and drag you into the bathtub. I know how it works. And then he will eat all your baguettes. That's my bag. The bag of 50 bag of 50 bags.

But patreon.com slash limit party. I guess I'm not missing anything other than we actually do have merch on the website, which we forget to ever tell you right now. But that is... Lemon party. That's the episode, Patriots. And we'll see you guys next week. See everybody.

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