lemonparty - 153: A.S.S.A.S.S.I.N.

Episode Date: September 30, 2025

Ben discovers the story of an Abilene police officer who tragically died trying to meet with "strangers" on Craigslist... Meanwhile Jace rants about the FBI wrangling up the would-be assassin of the Abilene pride parade, and their mother visits them this week in California to talk Satan and new sex offenders that moved into the neighborhood.... all while Devan Costa defends the Crown Prince from any wrong doing in preparation for the Riyadh comedy festival... and in the end? Ben learns how to be a feminist once and for all... this week on lemonparty. LP Tour is cancelled due to Israel probably and you all should be getting refunds through the venue https://www.lemonparty.life/ bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Support the sponsors: https://lucy.co/lemon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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but your gas tank is on feet. Be stepping now they got no decent shoes on your feet. That's just to feed it, bro. You don't know what you're talking about. In the face, there's no choice when the cuff out. Hate to see you in the club. You're bombing with a mug. Knowing that you're too bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub.

But he was with me. That's where you hate me. Because when I got him on you, in your bed near faith. I showed it and I face drinking on the yak. Mouthful of those, but your ass is supposed. So we're going to be a little concert are you going to a big of a big I'm going to a big thief concert.

What's a big thief? They're kind of like the eagles for women who are pretending to be gay. they're like a Brooklyn non-binary they're very good I think they're making some of the best music right now but it is for people who think they're leftists and but I think the band like supports Israel too so I'm not oh that's odd yeah I'm not much they have like a haim kind of or whatever yeah kind of they have like one drummer who's like very like Israeli type looking I think he's infected the rest of the band when you go to these things do you think people think maybe you're just like the biggest trans woman alive

I'm just, like, really lazy about it. Yeah, no, like, you started at, like, seven, and then you, like, broke your legs and made yourself, like, six, five. Yeah, I was, like, I was, like, becoming trans, but then I was, like, in a big, like, gamma radiation, like, accident in a lab. And I'm, like, some type of, yeah, weird freak type of thing. Now, I always think they think I'm, like, some plainclothes officer. Like, I'm about to slam somebody.

Right, right, right. Like, on the ground. Yeah, you're there to, like, cause descent. Yeah. I'm there to light a Molotov cocktail and throw it into the, crowd so we can just start opening fire with bean bags and shit. I do love the idea of Jace being like a giant six-year-old girl

at one point in his life. Yeah. And then he just starts putting like hormones in his in his water in the morning like it's metamusel. Like it's like it's AG1. I ordered hormones through an app subscription. Drinking black coffee at like six. Yeah.

Yeah, I got the bone surgery that makes my legs longer. I've seen videos apparently trans and that's i don't know how biology works many other i so i thought when women get their period they shed the uterine lining am i right so far i believe that is correct i guess yeah and they there's a thing called a uterus right sure like they shed something like a snake skin i yeah i think so i would like it's a tooth like oh you you you lost your first clit today you have to tie your you have to tie your clit to a piece of string and then

tie to a doorknob exactly then you put it under your bed or under your pillow and then an African warlord leaves you five dollars and then takes it yeah and if you're Jewish there's no money left but it is sucked yeah you wake up you're like it's sopping wet it smells like a rabbi yeah shlomo was here during the night and he was sucking on it all night long like a little like a little sucker yeah uh but i've heard that when a women have women have periods is it apparently it used to be synced up to the moon but now from the EMFs with the phone, that doesn't happen anymore, and it's all mish-moshed everywhere. Yeah, right.

But now we have the uterine lining is shed. Now, what I tried to investigate, and I was corrected by my leftist friends, is that a transgender woman, male to female. Male to female, cannot have period cramps, because even if they're taking estrogen, they don't have a uterus, so they don't shed their uterine lining. Then I went down to rabbit hole. that apparently transgender women have the same sort of muscles from having excess estrogen in their system they have cramps in those muscles down there.

Now, I thought I was like, I can't wait to talk to Jace about this because I figured you had a whole like liturgical tax because you're the wokenest guy I've ever met in my fucking life. You're going to a big thief concert. Here's the thing.

I'm woke in a type of way where something gets a little critical. I don't look into it at all so I can't make fun of it. and have opinions about how it's retarded. So I don't know at all. I don't even know that you just said. I'm just going to wait for Chappelle to explain it at the Riyadh Comedy Festival.

And then he goes, the fangs! Yeah, Chappelle's going to have a big curvy sword. He's going to cut Michelle Wolf's head off at the Riyadh comedy festival. Yeah, we weren't talking about if people are going to get arrested or something there. It's a weird one. I don't know. I don't know. I'm just kind of interested in the lack of, like, no one's speed.

Like, Bill Burr, like, is he aware of it? Everyone's really angry at him. I don't know. For this. I don't know. Maybe he's trying to get his wife to cover up so the internet comments stop. She's going to Saudi Arabia. I mean, they must have offered him.

Millions. $15 million? Yeah, probably. I mean, I don't know. Yeah, the Burr was disappointing, and the Louie was very disappointing as well. that he took that money. I mean, Pete David,

the jokes, it's just, it's, I feel like we've made them all, but it is, it's just, it is crazy that Pete Davidson's doing it. That is just amazing.

I know, he's going to meet a guy and be like, I killed your dad. Do you think he's going to ask people, like, do you guys remember what my dad was like? They have his mom at gunpoint.

To finish the job. Yeah. It took 35 years. They're like, talk about your boner in college. Do bono college jokes And we let your mom free If you don't do 50 minutes on what weed is like

I'm going to kill your mother Talk about the time you covered up a fart with a bong hit And we will release your mother And give you the rest of your father's ashes We've constructed a twin towers We're going to put your mother in And fly a little plane into it We don't care

What if after everyone said they're like Okay right into this room And now the crown prince he will take a big diarrhea on your face and then you are done. You can leave. Mr. Schultz, if you could bring Akash we don't want him to perform. We just want him to eat our shit.

I've got I've got a flagrant too for you right here. Ascash. They go, oh, Mr. Schultz, you brought your chef. Mr. Schultz brought dinner for everyone. Put him on the pits. Throw a little cool.

Woman in the diarrhea, Akash. Our friends are friends. Yeah, yeah. It's, I mean... Well, it is interesting because... Interesting stuff. Well, we trained the pilots, right? We trained the Saudis.

In Florida, yeah. Yeah, we trained them. So we're really, like, who are the architects behind 9-11 and who is the hired gun? You know what I mean? Yeah. So we, if we're training these people... to fly these planes in the buildings. Who really did it?

Yeah. You got to get mad at the mob boss, not the little guy who wouldn't whack the guy. You know what I mean? You got to be mad at the family. Saudi Arabia's like the team owner and we're like the general manager, you know. Right.

We helped put everything into motion. Saudi Arabia like funded the production. Yeah, exactly. Right? They were like the movie producers. Yeah. And when it comes to, you know, Mandalay Bay, you know, that's water under the bridge as far as I'm concerned. Who cares?

Exactly. Who cares? it's fine what if what if Saudis are in a helicopter throughout the festival just murdering people from the sky the way like rick perry will hunt hogs yeah you look up during the bill burr performance and you see a sheik with a sniper rifle flying in a black hawk yeah just picking off different people in uh damn blizerians there they're like they just bring me to every one of these they do they pay me like 4,500 to just to just to just make Snapchats where I try to grab a cop's gun.

Bill Burr is like, who's that guy with his eyes closed in the window? Being used as a patsy. What the hell? And then his head just turns to the mist. Yeah. And I don't, in terms of Khashoggi getting killed. Who's Khashoggi?

The journalist. He was a journalist. He was a journalist. They killed him. You know, he was in the Turkish embassy and everything. He was in hiding for like a year. They killed him on the anniversary to the hour of when Mandel Ley Bay happened, which was supposedly

an attempted assassination attempt on Mohammed bin Salman's life and he got out of Mandalay Bay, right? We've been over this. Sure, of course, many times, many times. And they probably cut Khashoggi up a bunch and they put him in a bathtub. They filmed it and they, you know, and then they killed a bunch of other people in the royal family.

This isn't like I don't, I don't know how to explain this to people, but like I, it doesn't personally bother me that they're over there cutting up people and killing people within that like yeah no yeah I go against them I've used the mom yeah I view the whole Middle East is like that's a laser tag arena like whatever

happens there it's not my business I was none exactly yeah whatever is going on over there people are taking shots I don't know one way or the other you know yeah except Israel I get to criticize that because it's Jewish except that's my that's my hey we paid for that shit so I get to fucking talk about it all right That's why. Actually, that is fair because a lot of the settlers live off of our taxpayer dollars. And they get free health care. Yeah.

And they're all American, yeah. They're all guys, you know, fucking, you know, from the Bronx. It's Jewish Long Island. Exactly. Yeah. Which is also Long Island. Which is Long Island, yeah. Now with more pedophiles.

They're actually doing the next Rider Cup in in Tel Aviv. Yeah. Instead of Long Island. I don't get mad when I find out they're shitting on people over there and cutting people's heads off. Sure. No, because it's like, you don't, you don't, you don't, you're not, you know what, Devin, it's one battle after another. Ben, you're so fucking right and you have such a way with words, so timely. The best segues in the game.

No, I don't criticize people's culture. Of course not. That's not. Unless they're Jewish. I'm not, no, of course, yes. Our Indian, our black. I'm not going to make fun of their, you know, how they live. And I'm glad that fucking we're giving them a dose of some Americana humor.

Basically, they're so rich. I don't know what to say about it. Like, they're so rich and so powerful. I don't even know what to. Am I supposed to be mad that the sky's blue tomorrow morning? I genuinely don't know what it even is. To me, like, Saudi Arabia is just a whole country run by, like, sentient exotic cars. Like, it's like the movie cars, but just with lambos.

It's the Transformers universe. Yeah. Yeah. I don't, it's like getting mad at like Scrooge McDuck, you know. They're secret trillionaires that aren't on any, you know, richest list. It's all secret trillionaire money. Yeah. And they're big podcast fans and they love, you know, comedy and shit.

I don't know. I guess there's no amount of money that's enough for anybody in the world. Like, it doesn't matter how much you have. If you're dangled the carrot, you're going to chase it, I guess. I mean, I've turned down money before, but. I think, yeah. But I'm a Christian. Yeah.

My, I know I can't take it with me. Now, I've heard there are some weird loopholes where you can take it with you, which I'm looking into. What if you get to heaven and you're talking to Jesus and he's like got a really Jewish voice? And he's just like, no, you can totally tell you. You should have taken that. The interest rates in heaven are phenomenal. They pay out quarterly, not yearly.

Because you felt for the Jewish trick that you can't take. You absolutely take everything with you. You read the New Testament? That propaganda? Oh my God. What a schmuck. Wait until my son hears about this. I'm Jesus Christ, you're a schmuck.

Dude, I'm figuring out, by the way, because the Saudis, these guys are Satanists, right? The satanic ritual stuff, it's all about eating shit, drinking pee, killing people, cutting up people. This is what the Saudis do, right? Yeah. The satanic ritual stuff, I didn't even realize

started with, like, Christian monks. Really? Yeah, I didn't even know that. They were, it was like, Gnostic dualism stuff, and they were the ones who, like, started all the satanic stuff, which is, like, pissing me off because they were like, Satan comes from the, you know, from the flesh. Okay. So anything from the world is Satan, and then anything spiritual is, like, from God. So that was the Gnostic dualism of stuff. So they were like, we don't get married, we don't jack off, and they wouldn't eat any meat except for fish because they believe fish didn't it.

They think fish just, like, came from the water, I guess. So they could eat fish meat, and then they would do self-flagellation where they would, like, whip themselves. I saw the divichy code. These fucking retard. They would whip themselves and not beat. It's the worst life imaginable. And they basically invented Satanism. Yeah.

Imagine not having an iPhone, and you're like, I'm going to whip myself every day. That's your whole fucking life. That sucks. Yeah. It all sucks. That's your life. You don't check off and you beat the fuck out of yourself because. That's how boring life was back then, to make it interesting.

you had to not jack off and beat yourself. You had to do self-flage no-fab in order to make life interesting. I'm totally anti-munk now. I'm totally anti-munk. I'm convinced every monk in the world has Down syndrome now. I've kind of always been anti-munk because they act so holy then now. If you're really holy, you fucking live next to- What do they know?

What do they know about anything? Have you lived life? Yeah. Live next to a game stop and do all the shit that you do and talk to me then. You never had to go through a day with a fucking hangover? Yeah. You never had to get a bunch of shit done? You don't know anything.

You don't have any metal. You don't have any fucking grit. You never had to tell yourself, no, you can't Dardash for the fourth day in a row. Exactly. So you think you have self-control. You live in the mountains with one book and a whole building. That's not self-control. What they're doing is I think the secret is they meditate themselves into like a 30 IQ state.

Yeah. You have to sink below the depths of like basic low IQ stuff. I think that's all it is. Because how else could you just sit on top of a hill? the whole thing is satanic and I'm kind of sick of it now actually. Yeah, I've been sick of monks for a I think I fucking hate it all the time

Well as a kid I thought it was the coolest thing You gotta shave your head, you gotta go live in nature You be close to God I think it's how you get closer to the devil I think the whole thing is satanic I agree completely Yeah What's more satanic than not jacking off

And beating the fuck out of yourself They're just like teacher's pets for God There's suckups Yeah there's suckups They are fuck off monks That's what I say I bet God thinks they're nerds he's like oh these guys great

you know monks are to like god to like uh people who uh who watch the show and are in the discord all day like they're like way too into it you know where he's like I'm not I'm not reading any of that shit I don't even wear all the monks down like what are they doing

they're doing the Riyadh comedy festival those are the new monks yeah the new monks those are new the new ones that have transcended the new monks then have ascended to a higher plane They're doing They're on stage At the Riyadh

Comedy Festival They're like women love it cold in the car But men like it hot They're like you let women in card It's disgusting You're spitting at the stage People are acting online Like there's like a whole actual community

In Saudi Arabia That it's not just gonna be like guys With the swords in the crowd Like it's gonna like It's like you know Like There's like Denver or something Like there's a bunch of people

that just moved there for like tech jobs or something. They're like, I just love the desert climate. I saw people in the comments be like, I really don't get the outrage. I live in Saudi Arabia. It's fucking great. We're on the come up. We just got a sweet green. Like it's I don't know. Is it like that? Is there real people there? Is there real people

there? I thought if you like get caught smoking weed in Saudi Arabia, you go to like jail for like life. Wasn't there just like an influencer that did that? I think so. Yeah, they were touring Saudi Arabia. Got caught with like a weed pen and now they're, you know, in a little, in a big cage getting like pissed on. Well, there's slaves there, too.

Yeah, there's slaves as well. It's, there's, like, chain gang and stuff. There's guys making... Every time they do a World Cup over there, like, a year later, they're like, oh, by the way, the stadium was built out of slave bones. There's no other building materials besides that. But we're evil, too, J's. That's very true. So if you're doing a show in America, you're also doing a show for evil.

Yeah. You know? That's so true, though. So it's actually, who cares? Let them do Saudi Arabia. Are we still sponsored by ExpressVPN, by the way? Which is an Israeli company I've heard. Someone message me that.

Yeah. Cancel it. I saw that as well. I'll email the cancel. We're not doing that anymore. Tell Netanyahu enough of that. He's like, my son loves the show, please. Yeah, we can cancel ExpressVPN.

I thought it was just for looking up weird porn. Did Israel start ExpressVPN so that no one could see them looking at child porn? Most likely. Right? Yeah, probably. So, by the way, mom has been staying at my house. staying at my house. She flew in to help with the kids and stuff.

All she talks about is like pedophilia and kids getting abused. Yeah. I told me. And then I realized where I got it from. Yeah. I was, I told Ben I was I was like the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. No, the apple is the tree. The apple's growing into the tree.

No, I told Ben, I went over last night and I just, I kind of woke up with a tummy ache, and my stomach was just hurting. And then I went over and I was they went upstairs to get a break I was entertaining her and we're watching the Rider Cup

and I'm laying on my side just some like in noticeable pain and she's just like yeah I just started watching this this documentary about how children in entertainment get raped and then disappear and I'm like literally going

yeah my favorite thing about my mom though she doesn't remember the details of anything she goes no it was a girl she goes and then she'll turn to me and Jay she goes who was the girl that got her head cut off and she was raped I'm like, I don't know.

She's like, no, no, she was like raped, but her head was cut off and then she was raped. And you're like, you're like from our high school? She's like, yeah. And you're like, was it Elizabeth Smith? And she's like, no, no, no, no, no. Her dad blew her up with dynamite. I'm thinking of the girl who was like raped for like a really long time. Remember?

And she told everybody and we're like, no, you're not. You're a stupid bitch. And then she was. And then we felt bad. So we killed her, remember? And then my mom will put on her little reading glasses and get on Facebook and start scrolling through her friends list to figure out who was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was the whole, I was there for like four hours. And I was like, literally, I was moaning. And then she'd be like, do you remember your fourth grade teacher, the one who was like really nice to you and like bought all those special books you were interested in? I was like, yeah, Mrs. White. She's like, um, so it, um, she was skinned alive. And I'm just like, uh, uh, uh, and I'm like. I was seriously, like, I might need to go to the hospital. Something's wrong with my stomach.

Within three minutes of driving away from Ben's house, I was completely fine. Oh, yeah, it's all stress. My mom knows all these urban legends about these people we grew up with where they're incarcerated. She's like, if they're reapplying to be pedophiles in their hometown. You remember your soccer coach when you're five? It turns out he was the moth man. And he's been killing cows in West Virginia. You're like, what?

What? He's the beast of Bray Road. He haunts people in Wisconsin. He's the Leviathan locked in the dungeon at the end of Revelations at the bottom of the ocean. And when he's released, it'll signal the seventh trumpet call. You're like, oh, okay. I'm like, this Rider Cup's crazy. They're really getting their ass beat, huh?

And even if it's nice, she'll be like, do you remember, you remember your, that guy who, your uncle Todd? And she goes, he, well, remember, remember his son? remember his son he got really uh he drank like a bottle of wine then shot himself in the front yard so his sister just she's going to state and she she got third at regionals like why did you have to why was this the lead in into she's running track down yeah at this high school that we know well my my favorite my favorite thing that she'll do is she'll say somebody you don't remember at all she'll be like that guy who was in your boy scout trip i'm like i don't really remember and she's like let me find them she pulls out tiny

Dave Petista Blade Runner glasses and she's looking through her phone and she shows you and she's like him and you're like oh yeah no I remember him and she's like dead he's gone he's like missing person what happened he's like just missing we don't know

missing 411 case they found his shoes on the beach and a trail walking into the water no trail coming out they don't know what happened you're like oh well they I'm glad you jogged my memory on that one yeah it's been fun I've been spent three days with my mother now and we've just been talking about like the obituaries yeah basically we just we just kind of scroll through

and talk about like do you think it's like she's obsessed with it because she looks at it like well that sucks for them i'm higher on the list like she's closer she's very competitive yeah it's like a competition right she's like my kids got raped that i know of so i'm doing i'm a good brother i'm a great i'm a great mom yeah right now she's uh she's at home uh with your son alone and I'm sure showing it pictures of 9-11 on her phone. Thank you for reminding me that she's watching my... She's supposed to keep... She's watching my son.

Yeah. And... She's showing your... Four-month-old. She's showing your four-month-old Paradise Lost right now. She's reading in Milton? No, no, no. No, the documentary about the kids that murdered...

Really murdered women in the woods. The three golf teenagers in Mississippi. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. The, like, Vernor-Hertzog. Yeah, like, documentary. Making a murderer. She's...

Mm-hmm. She made a special version of Billy Goat's gruff where they all go to prison for their crimes. Your mom is turning your son into Brendan Dassey right now. Yeah, she's giving them a little bowl haircut. Yeah. Here's what I figured out what my mom does if a baby is crying. Ready? Baby's crying.

What would you, by the way, Devin, what would you do if a baby was crying? Punch it. No, I don't know. I go, it's okay. Stop. Right, you do something like, it's okay. It's okay. You would try to comfort the baby, right?

You pick it up, you go, it's okay. Here's what my mom does if a baby is crying. She sets it on the floor and then she walks away. Interesting. That's her method. She goes, he just doesn't want to be bothered. She sets him down on his belly, which is against the recommendations in terms of, she sets him down on the ground and then she leaves it.

Right. And then just leaves the room. So she does a real like, I'll give you something to cry about approach. Yeah. And then leaves. Yeah. She's like, oh, he doesn't have object permanent. So I'm going to go disappear.

for 35 minutes. Yeah, okay, yeah. I keep walking into the room, and I'll show you a picture of it. My son is just on the floor, and I have to pick him up and be like, like, check to see if there's, like, spiders crawling on him or like. Yeah, she told me, she's told me she left him on the floor, and the dogs really got into him the other day. She's like, she's like, Grace, he was walking all over.

She just let, I walked into the room with a cup of coffee, and my son is just on the floor. That looks like a dead baby. On the floor. That's insane. It's in the middle of the floor. He's struggling horribly. Yeah, no, he's struggling horribly. I went over, I dropped on my knees to check if he's breathing, he's fine.

And my mom goes, he was just crying, so I just put him on the floor until he just sort of cried himself to sleep. That's crazy. Cried himself to sleep. That's crazy. I know. So she did this to us. I have to assume that this is how we, she would put us under a coffee table. Yeah.

Just just leave him alone. You're like, where's my son? He was crying, so I took him to Sun Valley and just left him. She's like, I put him on a big rock He should be floating at salt and sea I mean, there's a lot of salt there He'll float It's fine, but he needs to learn a lesson

Yeah, I laid him down face up He's face up So he's fine He's face up And there's electric lights and stuff He won't, he'll be fine He'll actually probably feel better Once you drag him out of there

Yeah No, my entire 20s, I'm like, Why do I have like crazy abandonment issues It was like, oh, I was actually You banded every day Yeah You know, shit like that that's fun stuff though

it's fun stuff I thought I had a stomach tumor until yesterday afternoon stress is crazy jace doesn't handle it well with my mom but me and my mom we can talk about pedophilia until the cows come home yeah fourth mic and my mom she's not into

she's not reading about this stuff like me I'm reading like children for the devil and stuff she's imagining it she's making it up yeah she's making it all up it's fiction everybody that my mom has ever met has died in the most horrific way I've ever heard had the most rare and painful disease

you've ever heard of in your life she lives in like the universe from that movie the monkey where everybody just like has a weird fucking final destination death is that like a Stephen King yeah the Stephen King where the monkey kills people by like shooting them with harpoons and fucking trampled by forces

yeah weird shit And what's funny is me and Jason, we have no idea what our mother even does for a living anymore. We don't know what her job is. Right. We don't really know anything that's going on in her life at all. Yeah. We just, we learn about new ways that people can even, I go, I didn't know, you could get molested that way. She's like, yeah, inside out molestation.

That's what they call it. Like it was invented in the 70s. They're like, what they do is they drug the baby. make the baby rape them. It starts to make me wonder if you are raised very conservative Christian and there is this emphasis on hell and the devil is that some sort of like satanic worship itself

that you're constantly thinking about hell and brimstone and fire. I don't pervert you to the point that you live in the darkness. You are spiritually giving the idea of the devil a lot of power every day by thinking about him. So that is kind of true. You know, like when somebody worries about something every day to the point they make it kind of happen. Yeah, they're worried about car wrecks and they think about it all the time.

So they start driving very nervously and then one day they get in a brutal car wreck because they were thinking about it so much. I think it's a similar type of thing. Thinking is kind of like a, you know, a dark magic, you know, if you obsess over something. Thank God, Mom doesn't take like hallucinogenic drugs though because I think she would just be. I think she'd been in a full relationship. with Lucifer. Shoot M.K. Ultra herself.

Yeah. Or it could have fixed everything. You guys could have been raised properly. Or she could have known what love is 50 years ago. Yeah. She took acid in the 70s and we're, instead of doing the show, we're doing like a stand-up reels about dating. Yeah.

You guys are the sweetest people alive. The thought of a baby rape joke would be unfathomable. you're like oh my god why would you say that oh my god that happens why would you wait people can have sex with other people against their will oh my god what the hell horrible i never knew that my life has been amazing every day oh my god sorry it's early yeah we don't i have it my coffee sorry i'm a little wild at 10 a.m i haven't had my coffee Oh, speaking, but women aren't ruining everything because they're not even buying our ads. Oh, yeah. Speaking.

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on children to kill. Sorry, all right, let's move on. Thank you, Lucy. By the way, I'm just going to leak this here now before the press gets to it. Leak it.

I'm fucking Erica, Kirk. I'm the first one to fuck Erica after the... You're tearing that shit up. I'm tearing it up. People are like, why is she smiling? Why is she so happy? Well, she's getting dick down to hell. Did you tear that shit up?

By a half blind man. Pussy's so good you can't see anymore. This explains my absence why I've been quote-unquote at the hospital. My dick, it hurts so bad. Because of what I've done to this woman. Her pussy's so good, you have to wear those special sunglasses when you eat it. This is the funny thing, by the way. the turnover rate of everything whatever is sacred last week is now a laughing stock the next week of like you can't joke about that don't talk about that be very respectful the next week everybody is like fuck that thing it's like fine well it's actually becomes taboo to almost respect it within a period of seven days i know and she is going on i don't know how to act

devon have you been watching this stuff with erika kirk like smiling and laughing and saying uh ben everyone grieves in their own way some of us grieve by going this is what all the boomers are saying some people grieve they take over a huge company really quickly and immediately start doing five hour shows yeah the first one i don't know i don't is she actually like uh isn't she just kind of doing a memorial run or is she really doing a lot of real stuff no i haven't looked into it i think she's very successfully helping hand off the network to uh ben shapiro and co right didn't they unveil they have a new charlie Kirk they unveiled this week. They have a new Republican twink. Yeah, they're trotting out. That they're trotting out.

Fucking Sciop kid. Yeah, the sciop kid who like loves the old sciop kid. He'll Wilderps after him. Yeah, they did. And that, but she like, she forgave the, the killer. She did. At the, at the memorial, right? But that's very American to forgive Israel. It's a very Christian, American thing to do. I forgive the killer. You know, it's the oldest monotheistic religion in the world, right, guys?

Without Judaism, we don't have Christianity. We don't understand the story of Christ. I forgive the furry Jew puppet. It is weird. I'll say that. It's all weird. But it's as weird as I would expect from. It wasn't like I was like any time Turning Point USA came on.

I was like, these people seem dandy. Like, I do not expect this from Erica. Yeah, I can't tell. A woman named after the Nazi national anthem. Also, is that, is that not the power of Christ and belief that they can? Oh, that she'll see him in heaven. She's actually, yeah, she actually isn't that bothered because she's like, it's fine. He went to heaven that day immediately.

I think that's like psychopathy. If you're, but it is nuts. Yeah. That means you're able to disassociate from the pain you're feeling with the loss of a. That's a, I don't know. The people he worked with and his friends and everybody in that whole network, they all are moving on in such a, like, a fucking alpha, I don't know, like a type A personality way where I'm like, did the guy exist? I'm starting to wonder, like, are this all AI when I see videos of him arguing with people now? I think you might be right, because when it comes to Christianity, that's kind of what separates the wheat from the chaff. The people are like, I'll see him in heaven one day, and then somebody actually dies and they're very sad.

It's like, well, do you really? Like, I remember when our granddad died, my dad came in. He's like, granddad died tonight. And I was like, oh, my God. And I went to hug him. I'm like, his dad is gone. He's like, that's fine. I'll see him again.

And in my head, I'm like, well, I mean, you won't. It's very sad. Yeah, no. What? What? You won't. What? What?

And by the way, and you can't kill yourself because then you go to hell. You can't see them. get sent to the other room. You go to detention. So you kind of have to just like hope you die in a godly way. The meme of are you winning son, but it's dad telling you that his dad died and he's going to see him again one day and you turn from your computer and say, no, you won't. Yeah, I go.

I go. Sounds good. I mean, it's a difficult position to be put in. I've always thought that too. I'm like, when somebody like says that, I go, all right, so then why are we even at the funeral? What are you trying for? I don't. It sounds like a.

old ho- like a hacky joke that like Harlan you know said but like it is kind of you're like well okay if that's true then what did I put a suit on today for it was even more that it's like well you can be really sad you know that's your dad your dad died you know that's sad yeah you know exactly and then I told you on the way the funeral he started he was about to cry and then he got ran out of the car into a Taco Bell bathroom so I didn't see him cry on the way to the funeral and I was in the Taco Bell what did he know yeah was in there ordering a Chalupa Supreme he's like who's that tall crying man he just sprinted into the bathroom

that's why I felt bad for him that he couldn't cry in front he couldn't be sad and so now he's his way of grieving his father is he's in a stall next to three morbidly obese people farting their brains out

and going like I miss you dad that's what made me sad can I ask this yeah would Erica Kirk have forgiven the killer if he looked like Marshawn Lynch then I would be really impressed. Yeah, if he shot

Try with Skittles that he loved it. No, if Martian Lismuch was just a crack shot, he was just a politically motivated sniper like this kid. He was like, I got a train by my daddy. Would they be like, that's beautiful, or would the whole play play, be like, what the fuck?

They're like, we have to invade Atlanta tonight. Yeah, they would do his Sherman's march to the sheet. Would she be, in that community, would she be allowed to forgive a big black maniac? No. A big Big black maniac. A monster.

To them. A monster. Yeah. Yeah. Frankenstein's black guy. Yeah. I don't think so. I doubt it.

Yeah. I don't even think if it was a skinny, nerdy, like, anime black guy, she would be able to forgive him. Yeah, you'd have to be like, I don't know. Yeah. Like one of those black guys who does Dragon Ball Z shit in their high school. Even like a Don Lemon type. Yeah.

She'd be like, I fuck and I hope that. fucking murderous faggot burns in hell should be calling him lemon pepper all week yeah the whole right yeah I will say like

he's also not the killer by the way I don't think well now they're saying it's all I have no idea of course he's not the kid the guy who did

it got away with it they're saying the microphone exploded they're saying he got shot from the back they said I don't know I don't know yeah but then

and I'm the Indian guy he just said they're expanding their search again like this week he's wearing a diaper He's filled with calm and piss. He's a fucking, you know. Cash?

Yeah. Cash Patel? Cash Money Patel. That guy's good. I feel safe with him at the helm of the FBI. Yeah, but Gino's got this. Yeah. I feel good with Biggino at the hell.

Oh, yeah. Bing Bongbong Bonino? I love that guy. Big Bang Man Gino's given press conferences where he looks like the most insane person who's ever with. Yeah. Yeah. I feel good. Cash is going cross-eyed because he's filling up his diaper with curry every five seconds. He squirted a bunch of Tumer.

Yeah. He's got the only... A bunch of cumin into his... He's got the only rolling chair at the FBI with a dent in it. A dent built in for his dipe-dice. Is it turmeric or turmeric? Who knows? Who cares? It doesn't matter.

I think people obsessed with the pronunciations of things are very low IQ. Yeah. Actually. I agree with that. But I'm also retarded. I'd also like to add that as a... It's also a defense mechanism for you fucking up words constantly. Well, I was raised in a place where me and Jace would read,

and we would have to learn how to pronounce words in our head that no one ever spoke and everybody said things. I just realized the other day Dad always used to say like drinking and I still catch myself occasionally like once in a blue mood would say drink I mean I mean fuck

unless he's a big David Lucas guy I'd be drinking I'd be drinking I'd be drinking and then I'll be stanked I'll be stanging it's because dad hung out with too many basketball players that he coached and that's why he went to where he picked that up yeah exactly I'd be drinking water

he does have a lot he did have a lot of very black experience for a guy growing up on a farm and by the way i want to defend dad a little bit for not crying in front of you okay sure sure go ahead oh i thought you met at charlie kirk's memorial i wonder what dad thinks about kirk by the way i think he thinks it's pretty brutal and i mean it is sad it is that's crazy yeah but um you undefend him real quick oh yeah i'll defend dad if i had a if i had what i thought was like a faggot liberal son I wouldn't want to cry in front of him either you know what I mean like I'm gonna use that well if I was like a come and take it like Texas guy and my my faggot son was into like drawing and like moved to L.A. to be like in the arts and stuff I wouldn't want to cry

in front of him ever under any circumstances. Do you think the minute I walked out of the room he like cried in front of the rest of the family because they weren't fagg lips he's like okay the fag lib is gone now I can finally let all these and they go we love you so much we're We're sorry. He was in the room when that happened. You don't cry in front of Dembs. You know that yet. You know that's the one rule.

You never let it Dem so you cry. And every time I see Dad, I go, I'm a card-carrying dib. I love Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. That's my favorite thing is my dad is, every time we see my dad, he's convinced Jace loves Kamala Harris and Joe Biden. Even though. Loves, loves Kamala. Just to make a point so we can move on the conversation, I go shoot Kamala in the face.

I don't care. And he's like, okay, oh, that's a good point. That's a good point. Okay. Okay, point, Jay. And then the next time I see me, he's like, you know, well, you're Kamala Harris. You got a shirt, you know, got on with her shirt at home. I'm like, I don't.

I don't like them at all. You're getting a little trolled, though. By dad? Dad is trolling you. Oh, no, he's owning my ass. 100%. You're crying. Yeah, yeah.

You're crying. I'm crying, and I'm so sad I have to tuck my dick between my legs, like a little dim. I have to tuck my penis and then run into the other room, like a little dim. You're crying. Because he tells you you love Hillary. And you start shouting, no. I go, no, I don't. Shut up.

I start weeping. I'm just saying, first of all, crying in front of people is very uncomfortable. I think it's actually very polite not to cry in front of people and to push that shit down. I think that's just being a gentleman is not crying. Sometimes, sometimes it can be. I think it always is, actually. You could get a little too caught up in the whole. It starts getting a.

exhausting if you're just constantly in this like doing this like modeling thing around people sure you know sure it's kind of manipulative the time for every season I think you know and that I think that's necessarily the season right there's no time for crying at your husband's view you got shit to do yeah no she I guess she cried but then there was all the psychos online like zooming in being like no tears look at that well it just makes me think intelligence asset because you're supposed to fuck people have their kids and not feel anything. Let's say we're eight months away from the horrific, gruesome assassination of an innocent man. I would say this.

I don't think she loved him. But that's eight months from now. But that's only me and eight months saying that when everything's, when there's been a million other murders. And no one even remembers how to have a soul. That's not Devin Costa right now. No, that's not me now. I would probably callously say that after like a bunch of drinks. That's...

That's just me imagining the future of what I would say. That's Q1-20206 cost us. If I'm going off my gut instinct of everything I keep saying online, I go, this is really weird. I don't get it, but I'm going to right now say I think maybe it's just her Christianity and it's how she's coping with it. By the way, she wasn't there. Her and the kids apparently weren't there.

That was debunked. Oh, I heard they were there. I thought, I think, I saw that that was debunked to that they were in, like, Arizona or something. Yeah. They weren't there, I don't think. It does suck. But maybe that's fake news. I don't fucking know.

I don't know. I know who was there. Who? A man with a hat. What kind of hat? Doesn't matter. Was it a big hat? Doesn't matter.

Was it a big cowboy hat? Just we'll never know. What if he was wearing the big Lloyd Christmas cowboy hat? Shoot it. He had a number one phone finger on. Somebody's in the car. Cry, like, what's that big cowboy out on that roof? Drinking a big gulp.

Oh, man. Yeah, he's got like a fucking rifle attached to a fishing pole. By the way, shout out, Abilene, Texas. A man in Abilene, Texas was arrested by the FBI this week because he threatened to shoot up the gay pride parade in Abilene. There's a gay pride parade in Abilene, Texas. Yeah. Yeah.

Hell yeah. I mean, that's me. Yeah. He threatened it? A man from Anson Was arrested by the Abilene Police Department Oh, for the, he was actually, it was like revenge for Charlie. Yeah, for taking out Charlie Kirk.

He was going to kill people in the Abilene. I say we lock and load and pay them back for taking out Charlie Kirk. There's only like 30 of them. We can send a clear message to the rest of them. So he posted this publicly, by the way. On Facebook? On Facebook. He didn't even, this isn't what Discord or, like,

You know, that probably got like 200 likes, too. 200 likes and a smiley face reaction. A bunch of the laughing emoji. Yeah. It's also funny. It's the guy who, like, kind of does thank, like, a gay kid in Abilene, like a gay 19-year-old in Abilene, Texas is associated with the Charlie Kirk murders. The threats were also specific to a particular set of victims, people participating in the gay pride parade.

By the way, he did admit the comments could be interpreted as threats. So he's like the dumbest guy to ever live. Yeah. He's like, in free, police reading this, it is true. I'm respectful to the cops. It is not a joke. I could see that I might have not been joking, and I don't know. I don't trust my own character.

I kind of don't know what's my own reality anymore. Blue Lives Matter. Yeah, Blue, hey, Blue Lives. He thinks there's actual Blue People. He thinks it's about Avatar. He's like, Blue Lives Matter, brother. Blue Die Matter. Blue Dye.

Blue, Red Lives Matter, brother. That's the ultimate Abilene, Texas guy. though right there yeah that guy that guy buys red man at the 7-11 and crosses the indian guy out before he puts it in his mouth that is funny to almost it's almost like that guy in his mind i think he like he like he like it's like butt sex killed charlie kirk but fucking like he like he's like he was sodomized through the neck he like shoots himself in the asshole he's like these damn butholes they got him through that we need to chop our assholes all he just is driving through the hood and he goes all this gang violence because of the faggots

exactly yeah it's all the all the faggians in the world my wife left me because all the gay people that are just yeah he's doing 700 clubs yeah rating scores are down because of gay teach you fucking overly clean living rooms in san francisco fucking well-decorated apartments Ridiculously well-fitted pants Tailored suits Unbelievably well-tailored suits Great hygiene

Well, it's because all those young men in incredible shape Six-pack abs Juicy pets Firm biceps It's all them musicals on Broadway That fucking guy Anthony on queer eye

He killed Charlie Gurtony specifically because he makes me feel funny. Anthony makes me feel really weird inside. I want him to cook me an amazing, fabulous meal. But I can't let people know that. Not that ugly Harry Otter, JVD. Don't give a shit about her or him. It's all the, it's that guy. I'm just, the other day I was thinking about a gay couple going and watching Hamilton.

I got so pissed off. They thought it was really good I got so mad And then they took an Uber back to the East Village God damn it They needed to figure out if it's like All the gay people are these like Sissy Mary Foo Types

Or are gay people these monsters that are going to like Kill everyone in the world And like they're like trained assassin Like monsters who are like incredibly Like are they people that need to be arrested And put in prison or are they like You know just people you can I think they think they're both

Like I think they're kind of like the end of usual suspects How can you think they're a massive threat And also think like they're like a joke I think they would ever come up against me I think he seriously thinks they're at the pride parade And they're like woo yeah We love come yeah And then the minute they like turn the corner

They like press a button And like fucking military shit Like folds onto the car and they're like All right time to get Kirk Soldier get Kirk Yeah they're trained assassins act They're trained assassins actually yeah they're jason porn yeah yeah he's like look at the word assassin's got assing it twice

you think they don't like that shit in i in they go in ass ass ass ass ass in you think you where's that come from because they put their asses in each other's ass ass that's what ass to ass is john wilkes swink's ass into i've seen it i watch it a lot yeah the other day i woke up from a black out and preger you was on and i learned john wilkes booth was an actor a faggit yeah john well six samper faggit

so i think it's i think there's a history of you know that movie wanted i think there's a history of secret gay assassins curving bullets into asses and dick holes sick stuff curving dicks into asses you can walk up behind a man and you go like that and you curve the bullet up his asshole and out his neck

sick stuff i was reading about all the stuff going on in abling texas just be like what happened in the last 10 years since I've been gone. It's like the plot of Blood Meridian. Chapter 7 from Blood Meridian. Every day there's a massive, like, child sex trafficking ring that they've uncovered around Abilene. They're like, today a man named Toadvine was arrested with a necklace of ears. Dude, kind of funny stuff, too.

When I was reading about there was this cop, like, six years ago. He was posting ads on Craigslist to, like, They wouldn't give me the details of the post, and I couldn't find them on, like, any wayback machine or anything, but the cop was posting, like, high-risk sex. Craigslist ads. High-risk sex? That's what it said, end quotes, high-risk sex. Well, like, he's a bug chaser shit. So I've heard, like, guys on Craigslist will basically say, hey, I'll be here.

The door is open. I'm going to be blindfold to come in and do whatever you like. Oh, my God. That was like, I want you to suck me off on a high wire. We all want to do man on wire But they're fucked in the ass From the Empire State Building To the Chrysler building

Butt-Fuck me all the way on the wire Do you take the... I want trapezears And take that big sticky holes And shove it up my ass I like high-risk butt-shack I want to you shoot my dick out of a cannon At a big net

Just you want to fuck on the Grand Canyon ledge Yeah Just butt-fucked me on the edge of the Grand Canyon But really threatening to push me over Make me feel like a trio. Yeah. That's crazy. But fuck me over like a pit of snakes that I could fall into.

Like true grit shit. But fuck me on the thin ice. I want, I want, in the late winter. I want jigsaw to get up in my ass. Do weird sick shit to do it. High risk sex. Yeah, I've heard of Craig's late. They go, basically you'll walk in the room and there's just, I imagine a guy who looks like, like that.

Who looks like this guy. Yeah. And that guy is, he's wearing a dress. He's turned around. He's completely blindfolded. You shut the door and he goes, don't say anything. Just start. Yeah, just go.

I don't want to know what your voice sounds like. He goes, I'm tied to the bed. My hands are tied with twizzlers, so I can't get out. He's like, I put a bunch of honey on my hands and stuck them to the sheets. Yeah, my hands. So I can't get away. My hands are sticky from all the gusers I ate earlier. I posted that ad, voice to text through Siri.

So don't say anything. All I ask is you put a fresh dip in my lip. Yeah. Can you pack me? my asshole full Copenhagen, Wintergreen. And I'm going to, you fuck me in the ass, and I'm going to pretend you're a beautiful woman with a strap on and not a guy. You're a beautiful one with a strap on in giant hands, I feel, on my ass cheeks.

It's crazy to be like, the door is open. I will be here, swing on by. Yeah. I will never know. Some dudes wear the silicon masks, too. I'm sure you've seen that shit. Oh, yeah, of course. Of course.

Like the eye hole, mouthhole, cover. Yeah, there you go. Anyway, there was this couple that were. responded to this cop who in Abilene, like a 27-year-old cop with a fiancé, just a white guy. And this couple, their names were like, their names were Violet and Walter. And she was a Mexican lady who taught Zumba down at the YMCA in Abilene. Mexican woman named Violin. They've been convicted, by the way.

So I'm not even, this is like a public news story. Oh, they got convicted. What do they do? They showed up to the cop's house and he was tied up for the high-risk sex stuff. and they beat his ass and robbed him. And then he died. I think they showed up, they're like, oh, you're a cop. And then they just, he was already hog-tied to be fucked.

Oh, this guy's a fucking pig? Fuck you. They beat the fuck out of him. And then they stole all of his PlayStation 2 games and went and pawned them. I think that's how they got caught. I mean, that counts as high-risk sacks. You know, that's the risk. This do you chella's beat the shit out of it.

We're going to steal your copy. of Sly Cooper. We're going to call you gang to kill you. I stole your $2.000. What God is Sly Cooper for the PS2? You fucking pig. You fucking idiot. I'm going to be fighting a big Jamaican crocodile on Sly Cooper

while you're bleeding out, pig. What's funny is the articles in the Abilene newspaper, it skips over very quickly that the cop arranged this to happen. Oh, right, right. They skip past high-risk sex thing so quickly.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that he set up a gay sex murder date. Yes. Yeah. The cop absolutely made this happen. He was the planner of the whole

thing. He was the mastermind of his own beat to death robbing. Yeah. Crazy, crazy, though, because she's just like a lady who works, she teaches Zumba. She's like, all right, y'all keep going.

You know what Zumba is, right? It's like both. Yeah, yeah. She was really good at beating his ass, is what you're saying? I guess so. She had a lot of cardio. I guess. She was, like, doing, like, spin kicks in his, like, face and shit. I think that's a dream for some career criminals that they show up to a cop's house and he's

tied himself up. Oh, for sure. For you to just, like, piss on him, beat him, kill him, rob him. Yeah, it's a gift. It's a gift. Do you think this happens to cops that they're under so much stress in their day to day that they start fantasizing about violent acts against them to almost cure them of the anxiety of somebody abusing them, killing them, hunting them. Because if you're a cop, you've got to be paranoid that someone's going to take you out or somebody is... The person being your chief after you shoot a black teenager, taking you enough. You might be scared of other cops, too.

Other cops, yeah. Yeah, they're terrified of paid vacations. Oh, that rest of the relaxation. I just killed a baby. Shit. I guess I have a paid leave ahead of me. That baby was holding a Snickers bar. I guess I'll go to Bora Bora.

And pay people to piss on me there. I hope I don't start feeling bad and tie myself up and let a bunch of people in and butt-fuck me and kill me. I hope I don't. Hopefully I take the other round and push that shit down. Mm-hmm. Hopefully I don't tie myself up missionary style, so they have to butt-fuck me and look at my eyes like they love me. I don't know.

It's a sick world. It's a sick world up there. Yeah, for some people, it's very nice, though. Like, for the people who want to get tied up and raped, it's like... It's a sick world we're living in. I don't even know, by the way, looking into the whole, like, the women that are like, they want thousands of men to, like, breed them. Uh-huh.

The Bonnie Blues. the Lily Phillips. We've been over this many times. Sure, of course, of course. This actually, this is an ancient thing of like, women were the number one resource, you know. And, like, the whole mother goddess, the whole mother.

Mother Gaia thing. Yeah. Women were the ones that were really sought after because they could make the children, right? So they were, the priestess was originally before the priest, even. Like, the woman was associated. with the sky and the portal to the heavenly world was through the vagina.

It was all through the womb. That's where life came from, was that portal. I never understood the gangbangs and the mass rapings and they're running the trains and stuff. Now I understand, because I always saw it from the point of view of a man, how does that benefit me? It actually benefits the woman because the strongest sperm is going to impregnate her. And it's a natural selection thing for the woman to... So I think if... So you look at women doing gangbangs

as like their dog fighting cum. Thank you. Basically. Yeah. That's the reason a dick is shaped like that is to like evolutionary to scoop cum out of a pussy and then replace it with your own. Yeah.

She's doing like a gladiator in her pussy. Exactly. Let's see who wins. It's the Coliseum is the Coliseum. Yeah. Battle Royale. Yeah. I think it's actually would be a massive benefit.

to women to basically just go lay in a public park, Sprite Eagle, and ask men to just rape them. It would be a huge benefit for them and they should start doing that locally. That's what I think. I love how that works in what it's what I think. Balboa Park is wide open. You should send a text out to everybody in your contact list

post on Craigslist. I'll be here. You can do whatever you want to me. Right. And you're going to have a beautiful child. It's going to go great. You're going to have Hercules is going to come out of your pussy. Yeah. And It's not going to be a one crack whore with one tooth finds you first. And then just bust, bust weak methicum inside of you. And you give birth to a turtle with no shell. Yes.

Just a child with no ligaments. Yeah, a little Pinocchio baby. Yeah. So in a weird way, a waterbed human. A leaky waterbed of a human. An axolotel. Yes, of course. He's a strange salamander can walk up right.

Yes, of course. He can only breathe under water. A guy that can get under doors. This could be your child. Yeah. And men are wired to do this to you for your benefit, actually. It's actually the way the bees work for the queen bee. We're just working for you, sweetheart.

You're the boss. This is why we're doing this to you. And we all have to do it. if we want the race to be stronger and we want like the population of people not to die out and we want to get rid of all these weak men we have to kind of return to a woman is kind of on a temple or an altar and hundreds and hundreds of men at once just kind of go in there

you know Armenian style yeah but this is how the Armenians do it I like to imagine this lady still this lady still has the standards of like a racist hooker where she's still like yeah but no black guys I'm tied up on a tree my pussy's out I want everyone on earth to come fuck me

but still no blacks no black guys she's like I'm tied up but I can tell from the shadow I'm tied up but my purse is next to me and they steal they'll get distracted

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But I still got my wits about me. Yeah, you're great. And that's what's important. You're sharper than ever. I'm thinking my way into being, you know, healthy. Into being, well, pro women. Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Through studying the agents, I now understand. Yeah. You have to go, the only way to become woke is you have to go down to get back up. The gang bangs, they're not for me. They're for her. Exactly. for her pleasure for her story yeah i go blind but i get up again and i say it you're never gonna stop me from saying it never gonna stop me from saying i go blind the

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