lemonparty - 160: The Devil's Hole

Episode Date: November 18, 2025

A big sinkhole opens in Florida and swallows a man alive, Craig Spence is evergreen, Epstein is reverse Yakub, Jeff Dye's new gofundme, and big ladies just keep on eating... this week on lemonparty. https://www.lemonparty.life/ bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/LEMON and use code LEMON and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup!https://hellofresh.com/lemon10fmhttps://zocdoc.com/lemon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One chicken, one, chicken, one, chicken, whews. Chicken, one, chicken, chicken wings. One, one, chicken wings. Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal. I thought you said you had your girl on the light bill. Always in my face, talking listening. Girl, I ended up about some real for the cat-knack. You ride clean, but your gas take.

But your gas tank is on knee Be stepping now they got no decent shoes on your feet That's just to feed it bro. You don't know what you're talking about In the face, there's no choice when the come out Hate to see you in the club You're bombing with a mug No one that you're bad with your boy you're nothing but a scrub

But he was with me That's when you treat hate it Cause when I got up on you in your bed near faith I showed it and I face drinking on the act Mouthful of clothes But your ass needs to be to I don't have a girl

Real rest of fun What you're in it I just want to hate I don't want to fuck with you I don't want to fuck with you If I don't like you else I don't like him They feel

Yeah They feel weird Yeah I want to just Like let I just want to hate you I don't want to fuck with you If I don't like you

I'll start a podcast with my brother And Devon And I'll just talk shit about you privately Exactly me out on it, I'll just be like, I was goofing. It's a joke. We love you. That's why we goofed about it. We're kidding. We love Jeff Dye. That's how we show love.

Jeff Dye, the Exodus. The Exodus continues from California. Can you believe that? Jeff Dye moved? He has a gof on me to pay for him for his move. Literally. That's a real thing. Are you serious? Can we can contribute $30,000 to get him out of L.A.? I think he already moved to Austin. I saw a cricket on sunset sobbing last night. The crickets don't know what to do. He brought the cricket with him, like Ratso Rizzo. A big cricket coughing on a bus. Him on a crick round with his trusty cricket.

We're going to beat big shots in Austin, Jeff. I'm going to give him a follow. I don't know why I'm not following. The last cowboy in L.A. I go to his... I actually can't believe this. He's just the chive. There's no more cowboys in L.A., Devin. There's no more cowboys, man.

He was the last. You know. I'm going to miss him. Yeah. Sad. Did you get got, Devin? No, no. This was really.

real, dude. Oh, he deleted it. He deleted it. We got down to it. He, like a coward, he deleted it. He deleted it. After he got all the money, he deleted it. Oh, he only had, there was only like $125 bucks. It was sad. Yeah. No, that's an actual go foamy for somebody who's dying, I think. Not Jeff dies. So he deleted it? I guess he deleted the gof mummy, but I'm pretty sure it was sincere until the internet told him like are you a absolute retarded maniac what he what he said yes it's kind of a like if that's a joke that's actually okay like he has money i did that remember i did that like in 2016 i started a go fund me for 60 grand that said i just won 60 grand i did yeah somebody donated 10 dollars i think there used to be fucking go fund z found it yay there we go get jeff die out of

la oh did he start this or did somebody else no it's him he posted this well no he did he did Yeah, wow. I only don't the GoFummi's where the guy is smoking a cigar in the GoFaimmy picture that rules. 247 raised. Why is Bruce Gray wasting his money? He wants him out of there, man. He's trying to get him out. Look, and he quotes Jordan Peterson at the end.

What does it say? In my own words, L.A. has become such a liberal cesspool that is no longer worth being a part of. I don't want to continue to give my tax dollars to state that I've lost hope and is a spelling error. Jordan Peterson once said If people aren't listening Stop talking to them I want to talk to my people Yeah

Moving all your shit is expensive It's like you know Five or six grand Yeah Yeah Getting that U-Haul Going away across Yeah

You know all the supercharges For the cyber trucks Yeah He's got to move all those cigars All those cigars All those empty whiskey bottles He decorates his house with Yeah

Yeah All those Mariners hats I'm surprised He doesn't have like five grand He does This is insane He's probably worth millions of dollars he's like a rich kid he's been a parents are rich he's also been like a

you know paid Santa for a long time I don't know why it's bold aren't these people on the road it says the bold move these people are on the road 50 weeks a year right yeah yeah no one cares that where that you lay your head down here reithard who gives us here like in what world do you have to announce like I've decided to put my head on a pillow in a different area yeah I think he almost thinks like Rogan's going to be like it dies holding down the for to know that yeah yeah yeah yeah i mean you know what's crazy right now did you see this i haven't watched a lot of footage out of skank fest but this this this was pretty crazy right here i thought oh where's the volume what is that what is that back to the start of the day my morning actually

started being properly but soon after my mode change there was a man driving scooter in front of me and he would continually slow down so I'd have to pass him and then he would speed up and passing again that keep going on and on and on. The first time I smiled at him and after that I kept ignoring him. He turned off and I thought I'd lost him until I pulled over to have a small rest in a drink

and he appeared again, got off his scooter and came to talk to me. There was a bit of a language barrier but he seemed friendly, so I let him try to talk to me. But then it quickly turned uncomfortable and he asked where I was staying and the year it was gone. I would watch I had reacted more firmly

but I was just in shock. I could not believe he asked me that Christian and after I said no, he's still at the audacity to expose. I guess this is just another reminder to set aside people pleasing and speak up loudly. It's just the art of the game. Yeah, that's all it is.

That's day game right there. Hold eye contact. If you're a little... Don't take no for an answer. If you're a little Sri Lankan who looks like an Ewalk, just walk up and start jacking off. She met a land shark. One of those famous Sri Lankan Land Sharks.

Yeah. That is like the scene of the movie where like a character is interacting with a cute creature and thinks it's all cute. and then 5,000 of them show up and eat it. Yes. That's the white woman version of that. She's about to get raped by 5,000.

This is an incredible industry. The ecosystem of white women getting circled by Indian guys is incredible. I love his smile knowing he's about to pull his dick out and start jacking off. Yeah, and his big helmet. The helmet's such a great touch. This guy just wants a ride to the goddamn comedy game. That's all he's looking for. He's like, I need to hear Zach and Miko sing, man.

Wow Did you hear him at the beginning, Dev? No, what does he say? No. Please. Miss sex, please, please, please? He goes, please, please, please, please, ma'am, please let me see it, please. No, please, please, can I find it?

Please, ma'am. Please, ma'am, bend over and spread it, please. Let me see it from the back, ma'am. She fucking should fuck him. That's what I think. They fucking do this. They go there and they fetishize all these people. And they know in the back of their minds that it would make that guy's fucking life if she popped her pussy for him.

Yep. But instead she's got to be all dignified. He's asking nicely. That's actually the kindest rape I've ever seen in my life. Please? Please. Please let me rape you. You're being coy as a rapist.

You're like, you're twiddling your thumbs on your feet or pigeon toad as you walk over. Would you mind if I raped you? Who you do, who will? Please, please, please. Who goes to rape you, please? Come on. And then she drives away in a gator. She's the one that looks like she's on a human safari.

Yeah. Do you think that's confidence or horniness? That's culture, buddy. That's the culture somehow. He doesn't seem to be He doesn't seem to care about just pulling his penis out From a stranger and whacking it No, he sees a camera filming him as well

Yeah He's like, I want this to be on her camera Like he's at the DMV He does not give a shit Yeah He's like put that everywhere in Sri Lanka I'll become the president I'll get the jack off in front of everybody

So I guess If you're a woman in Sri Lanka That's how men approach you, right? Yeah They just walk up and they're masturbating And they say please I think it's like the white women or more like a, it's like a exotic rare.

They like, they really, I think they, I think they feel like they may, they might become like immortal if they can come on a white woman or something. Like, it's like their... Yeah, they meet Shiva or whatever. Yeah, yeah, exactly. They achieve enlightenment or something.

And their version of games here or that, or they walk up and they go, please, ma'am, do you have the time? And they have the dick wrapped around the wrist. Ma'am, I caught a baby bird. Do you want to see it, please? Also, they probably do that because it works. Women might fuck you.

You just pull your cock out and start whacking on. They think it works, but what happens after is they just hold a woman down and rape her against her will. Yeah, I think it's really one of those things where it's this, they go, well, but here it is. Look. Yeah, here it is. Like, they're just presenting. I knew a guy that did that once where he pulled his pants down and goes, I already have the condom on. And the woman was ran out of the apartment.

When did he put the condom? When did he put the condom? He, like, went to the bathroom and then came out. And he was like, she was like, no, I don't want to sleep with you. And he pulled his pants down. He goes, but I already have, I'm already wearing the condom. And it was kind of half off like a sleepy time cap. I was holding a candle.

Like the dick heard a noise. The dick said who goes there. That's so funny. Like she's going to be like make out with him and then reach for it and be like, did you? He's like, I put the condom on already. She's like, well, you already spent the five seconds to put the condom on. This is going to take at least a minute to get off. Yeah, that's like, I have to fuck you into completion now.

That's like being like, are you sure it's a little colder out here? No, I have long johns on. There were long underwear. Fine with me. Wow. But did he fuck her at a later point in time? No, no, no one ever fucked him

and he killed himself. With a condom on? Mm-hmm. Yeah. He filled the condom with... He put on a condom in the shots. He filled a condom with rocks and jumped off a bridge. Sunk to the bottom.

Dude, one guy, we went. went to high school with. I don't think you knew him. You knew someone who was related to him. Okay. I knew him. Okay. Anyway, he got publicly busted in a city in West Texas.

I'm not going to name the city. And a big prostitution sting where he was soliciting prostitution from like women who were trafficked in motels. Yeah, yeah. They arrested like 80 people. He got arrested. So it's his mugshot. Yeah.

He's a young white man. And he's next to all these like big fat like pot bellied El Salvadorian. just like, you know, like the only way they could get pussy is they have $40. Yeah, lizards. Yeah. Lizards who buy hookers. Yeah. The animals from Rangov.

And you're a friend. And this guy. Yeah. Al with an hour through his head. Anyways, six months later, he started getting interviewed in the paper because he's like, I'm running for mayor. Yeah. Of this town of like 150,000 people.

Does he think if you get caught fucking hooker, you have to run for mayor? He thinks. it's reverse yeah he's like i'm gonna be young the youngest he's like well every mayor in texas has got fucking caught fucking horse so i guess it's me now i'll be like rob for i wish i had that confidence yeah big mugshot in the paper prostitution sting everybody knows about it everybody can tell everybody knows i was i was the one white guy that got busted in this human trafficking sting yeah and also i'm gonna be mayor i also love i he goes in the interview he goes i know i have a trouble past, but I'm hoping people can

look past it. This was in West Texas, too. This was like a brothel in West Texas. It was just a motel. Jesus. Imagine those women. Yeah. They don't even have motel eights. What a horrific. They're sevens. It's just, yeah. It's out of motel three. Women made out of mud.

Yeah, that's why I was thinking to have the confidence to run for mayor of like a town called like mud flap Texas and lose and still like just go on fucking whores and living your life. that's what's cool about those small towns though is that you can you can have such a big title like you could have a history where like I was literally

mayor of town I mean it was like seven people but I was mayor I was the treasurer I moved all the quarters from one jar to another and I had quite I had a lot of scandals there was that time they found me with all the prostitutes made of mud you have like a you have like a storied past they're made of twigs and leaves yeah we used to make we used to make golems

into hookers like Jewish folklore like snowmen but made of shit that we fought that he thought yeah put a big pussy on the bottom and fucked them got it I don't think I have any other stories

about I don't I've never been close enough to anybody to know they've done something like that like pulled their penis out in front of a woman and said please fuck or like the closest story I have is that guy once put a condom on and then showed his penis to a woman and she ran out of the apartment

I have stories about women raping my friends where they were blackout drunk and the woman wanted to be bounce on some dick. Now, those are cool. And they should, I don't think anyone should ever get angry, unless you hate the woman and then want to use it against them later on, like an Amy Schumer. Mm-hmm. You know, if Lena Dunham does something weird, you go, you're a pedophile. Like, didn't Lena Dunham, like, fuck her sister or something? She shoved rocks up her sister or something. Yeah, but it was actually, like, I understood that when I read the excerpt. Like, I'm like, it's a kid.

But then when she does something annoying, you go, you're a fucking, yeah, you're, you've, you shoved rocks up her pussy. Just any, any ammo is good to have on people. I, well, yeah. Yeah, we're all pretending Trump is gay and sucked off Bill Clinton now. But you just as we want to. It's fun. Yeah, because good. Yeah. It was clearly a joke in the emails, but why not?

Yeah. You're gay. Run with it. You drink cum. Run with it. Big cum drinker. That's crazy what's going on in our government right now. Can you believe this?

I know. You got the wacky left. Ben, can you believe what's happening? I know. I found this a fat lady on X and she eats. Uh-huh. You want to see her? Sure.

Oh, wow. Okay. All right. We're moving right on. We're going to switch it up. All right. Right here. Hold on.

Let me find this lady that eats. Sean Pippin. This is funny. I bookmark everything I see about Sean Pink because it reminds me of Devin's dad. He does, doesn't? I'm just going to show this real quick. He says he's not like normal white people. Ever since I was young, I knew.

That's great. With his tight-ass shirt. Wait, hold on. Let me find this late. Oh, yeah. This big pig. I was enjoying this. She looks like the Sri Lankan guy.

Could be the sister. Yeah, it could be, actually. Here we go. It's another one of those avoidant. What I eat in a day are of an edition. Today is another struggle day, so that means we supplement. I'm starting off with a protein shake. If y'all have never heard of...

What is that? Today's a struggle day. Well, she struggles to breathe today. I did three sets of get out of bed. It is funny that these people, like, wake up and they go, I can't even. No, they're taking amino acids to have the energy to go to the drive-thru. Like, this lady takes collagen so her joints don't hurt getting out of her suburban and walking into a shake-shack. Yeah.

Her warm goes out. She goes, uh, time for my morning, Red Bull. And then eats it like a vampire in bed. What I eat, today, Arford edition. So it's Arfid. What's Arfid? Oh, that's the avoidant people? Yeah, avoidant, restrictive.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, we've watched a lot of those people, right? A few, yeah. They're like children. They're babies. They're baby, baby people. Yeah. Well, they should be shaking like a baby.

I'm starting off with a protein shake. If y'all have never heard of clear protein, it is literally life-changing. Gotta get your protein up, you know? Nothing worse to be having low protein as a 7,000-pound person. And, by the way, Dr. said I need 800 grams a day. Does that say seed? Is it a seed oil protein share?

Yeah, probably. Yeah. Yep. Getting my vegetable oils bright and early. It's a struggle day. Shaking cano oil in a big container. Soybean oil and MSG. Here I go.

I ate the little metal ball by accident. Every morning I eat the little metal ball in the protein shake. whoops a daisy here we go did she add like nine scoops of that shit yeah well it's vanilla flavored so they can't help themselves the gut up next to that is so good yeah is that say seed or seek i think it says s eeq yeah i don't know what that mean i think we should outlaw like stretchy clothes i don't think these people should be comfortable i actually hate that i hate when i hate when i see a fat piece of shit and comfortable clothes that's that right it really bothers she should be in a size 32 pad exactly like you should at least

least be like, oh, fuck, my jeans keep cutting into my belly. Like, you don't get to wear, like, Lulu Lemon sportswear. I hate it. It sucks. I hate that they get to have, like, sweat-whisking gear on. So that means we supplement. I'm starting off with a protein shake. If y'all have never heard of clear protein, it is literally life-changing.

She thinks if it doesn't have colors, it doesn't have calories. Then add some ice. What does she mean it's life-changing? I mean, look at her face right now. What is life-changing about it? Well, I mean, you could argue that's legitimately changing your life. Wow. Not in a great way.

That's breakfast. Next up is going to be my vitamins, and I'm going to weigh this out because everyone kept telling me I was doing way too much of this. She looks like Bruce the shark. I might have been doing a little bit too much. That's okay. You live and you learn sometimes. What is that?

Let's go. Solid food was like a hard pass until like 7 o'clock. So let's... Can you read what that is at the beginning, that? What is that? Oh, that's dish oil. It's a different thing. I think it might...

She's gonna wash your chicken with it right after this. It's grease that comes from a kitchen. It's dish oil. Devin, can you get any sort of read on that? I mean, we have a massive monitor in front of us. I'm imagining it's like it's... Truggle days. I think it's probably like a lower cholesterol maybe.

Or it's a type of... Or it's a turmeric, like... It's a curry. Turmeric elixir for her inside It's butter chicken But just the juice Not the chicken Solid food was like a hard pass

Until like 7 o'clock So let's make dinner Yeah It's good to weigh things Don't weigh yourself Put your food This is the cheese powder I'm using And I'm gonna have that

With some impossible Vegetarian chicken chips I heard I had this big ass bag Of broccoli in my freezer Yeah throw some nila wafers In the lasagna I throw it in with my noodles At the last few minutes

What is that? Add some butter A ton of She just found some goo in the house. You're going to want to take four pounds of goo and add six ounces of stuff. Just some old grout that she found. Throw it in the blender. You're going to take the lint out your dryer and mix it in.

I can't really figure out what she's doing. She's making... She's cooking jars. She's literally cooking jars. It's a fried jar. Here we go. There's a fried jar. This is the cheese powder I'm using.

and I'm gonna have... Wait, cheese, I miss that the first time. She's powder. She's powder. She's powder. So she gets that from a manufacturer? Like, where did she get that?

She probably has like a deal set up with like Cisco. The trucks, yeah. Some logistics company sells her like the powdered cheese like on the low. Yeah. She's got the inside skinny

on the powdered cheese. Yeah, it's the beginning of the Irish men. The Niro shows up with like 80 pounds of cheese fell off the truck. Yeah. So that's like impossible. She doesn't like Frank Lucas. She has the

Powdered cheese come in the With a dead soul She robs Frank Lucas's turkey truck during Thanksgiving It's a heist Vegetarian chicken strips What's the point? I mean why bother with the broccoli You idiot?

I don't understand frozen broccoli When you can just buy broccoli Well apparently frozen vegetables actually are Have more vitamins Because they're immediately frozen Oh, I go to the farmer's market I just think they suck though They just they get all mushy

Huh But I'll say who cares Yeah This is throwing a pee on top Of a chocolate pudding This is ridiculous Favorite pieces I throw it in with my noodles

I mean who knows what the breading The breading on that chicken She has broccoli She has broccoli Because she's like I just want My shits aren't horrible enough I just want to fart my ass off She's like Doc they ain't stinky enough

They're just not stinky enough. Any advice? How do I make my piss more rancid? For the dipping sauces, I'm doing sugar-free honey mustard and sugar-free barbecue sauce. Doctor says I can't do sauce bottles with black people on them anymore. White people sauce bottles only. Where's the broccoli? Oh, it's in the trash.

She's like, I tried. I tried my best. That actually wasn't broccoli. Those, those were elm trees. that's so good that's good that's good that's good shit

that's 80 tons of up there I've never by the way I've never watched this before my life this is that stav I've I've I've never good for her

I don't know she transitioned I've seen this person I've refused to watch them. I've only seen it with the sound off. I don't know if it's AI. This person was invented by the CIA to make trans arguments stay in the media, just a little while longer. They're like, oh, they're almost like realizing they're not falling for it anymore. It's great hairy tits. Yeah. I love tits with a nice cave in the middle of them.

I love a mustache. A big scary cave in the middle of my tits. It feels like a bath's going to fly out of her. I know. That's where, that's where Tom Sawyer lived when he was hiding in that lady's tits. I refuse to watch any sort of trans discourse whatsoever. What do they say? Do you want to see it? I'll hear what they say. I see this question.

My problem is that I'm too hot, too successful in my career. I make too much money. I have too many amazing friends and family, too many cute clothes. Do you know how hard it is to choose an outfit each day? I also have so many amazing. Anthony Van Hano or something. And hot people sliding into my DMs every day. It's time-consuming to respond to all these.

messages. Honestly, I've had it too good for too long. I think my problem is that my life is so wonderful and I only have 24 hours in a day to appreciate it all. But is that a real voice?

I thought she was doing an audio thing. I don't know. Who's sliding into their DMs? I've just seen that person around. I don't know what it is. I have no idea. Well, no, everybody wants to fuck trans people that, you do know that.

It is funny. The first post under, that's why X is great. The first post under the trans person is Negan from the Walking Dead with his back. full of nails just just somebody inferring that they should be have their head blood you know by a by a bat full of full of needles I know I've almost said to you

I've been watching watch videos every single one the top comment is just Jews being Jews mm just guys with noses trade and watches yeah Jews being Jews being Jews being Jews people say in the tiny hat strike again that is there like basketball court the Diamond District yeah the Diamond That's them just playing pickup games. Yeah, that's Ant 1. That's streetball. Why was Jeffrey Epstein such a retard? His emails are, he's like the dumbest Jew I've ever seen.

How did he get so big? Yeah, they really made no sense. He writes emails like he's tweeting for drill. I don't understand. Those are real emails. Those are real emails, yeah. Was he emailing like, I can. Illiterate?

I can't has underage girls. I don't understand. It's all too much. Simply too much. I know. Don't release the files. Let me. It's too much.

My heart can't take it. I don't want to lose faith in the establishment. If they release the files, do we even have a democracy? I'll show you my favorite thing from the files that is completely overlooked. Yeah, what's that? It is that Jeffrey Epstein wanted to do experiments on black people to see if he can make them smarter. Oh, he was doing a reverse chakoo. Are you serious?

Here we go. Got it. This is the longest... Boom, and it's not community noted, so it must be real. This is the longest email he ever said. Yeah. You might be able to make black smarter by changing the time for motor layer development and changing the time for other layers.

Like telomeres for the cell, are there equivalents for the layers? As you talked about, culling the unused neurons in each layer, each neuron in each layer would get different. Kill yourself if you're not being used instructions. I don't even know what that means. What? Brains are slower at learning high-level concepts. There is a sign he was depressed. It was on his mind.

Yeah. You always miss the hints until it happens. It's right in front of you. Yeah. Reach out to your friends, guys. Like, I do also like, they're like, we have to censor Joshua Barks email, though. That can't get out. For her privacy.

I also love that his email was J-E-E-Vacation at gmail.com. Yeah. He was like, I just love. Guys obsessed with vacation. I'm just a Jimmy Buffett guy all the way. Margaritaville, baby. So he goes, exactly. I looked up the statistics.

Black kids in the U.S. have slower cognitive development and never catch up, which the study, of course, attributed to social factors without any evidence. And they had faster motor development. I suspect this means their brains are slower at learning high-level concepts because the low-level structures are optimized for a shorter time. But they will keep the lead in motor development because it is. easier to learn and they have more time and attention to practice once they get these structures in place. God, I didn't know he was racist. People are asking Brock if it's real. I mean,

who's to say? Who cares anymore? Who cares? Who cares? Burn it all down. They are voting next week on whether they actually release him or not right. Like, he might actually lose the vote, I think. If they release them, does he get impeached? I don't think anything happens. He's unbeatable, right? You can't beat him. It's just, I do think it would be very funny if he was actually the first outed president, like the first by president. We have to start by discourse around Donald Trump would be very funny. I mean, wouldn't that make him like a lot more likable?

Yeah, I guess so. He could do a big heel turn, you know? It'd be like, I'd feel like a little more empathy for him. I'd be like, oh, that's why you're insane. Yeah, and yeah, that's why you're just out. You're afraid to be gay. That's why you hate Mexicans and love Phantom of the Opera. You're gay.

Can I defend Trump for a second? Not to be too good. Because I know I was calling him a pedophile this time last year when everybody was over the moon about how great he was and a great job he was going to do. Remember all the edits of Joe Rogan and RFK? You can't tell by the way I lose my mind. And they were all dancing and everything. Those were epic. Remember when everyone was the biggest faggot on Earth?

Yeah. And they were posting and stuff like that. But we were the faggots at the time. That's right. Yeah, for calling out the truth that you know. We actually sucked ass. Yeah. And he won't give us credit for it.

No, of course not. I would like to defend Trump a little bit on the them calling him gay. Sure. Them calling him a homosexual. Once you get to a higher level of sex, like king, kingly sex things. Yes, yes, yes. Occult sex things. It's not gay anymore.

It's just power. It's just like, I'm bored. That's right. It's, you're trying out. For him to say he sucked off the president of the United States is almost like. Who cares? Yeah, it's like having a nice locker at the country club. I got 261.

You know, Jack Nicholas, when he played here, he used that lot. Yes. It's the same. I'm sucking off the president of the United States. Alan Greenspan walks up to you in the locker room like, hey, I heard you sucked off Bill last week. Congrats. I remember my first time. Yeah.

Come like a rocket, doesn't he? So an interesting thing is, you know, so Roy Cohn was close with Trump. Sure. I loved Roy Cohn, and he was gay as hell. And you know who organized birthday parties for Roy Cohn was crazy. Greg Spence, a man who committed suicide in the Ritz Carlton in Boston in the 90s because he was running a boy trafficking ring in Washington, D.C. Okay. But that's Craig Spence, you know, he famously killed himself in the Ritz Carlton.

And he wrote like some weird message on a, but he was doing birthday parties for Roy Cohn. And he was always in the White House. And they always have a guy around who can find young, not not children, but boys. Yeah, it's a feeb affiliate. The reason I don't think Donald Trump sucked off Bill Clinton, that's a sentence in 2025, is I don't think, I think he's such a narcissist. Why would he ever try to want to pleasure somebody? Maybe he wanted to prove how good he could make him come. Maybe.

Maybe it was like that. But Bill Clinton's like a real, like, horn dog. I don't think he want, I don't, why would he want Trump to suck him off either? You wouldn't want Trump to suck you off? Well, I would for the story. But, Devin, we have friends who aren't, they aren't really gay, they're kind of vicarious. They would get fucked up and drunk and they'd suck him. each other off. We know about this. One of them has since killed themselves, unfortunately.

But these things do happen. People do suck themselves off. That's what happens if you're by. They suck off their friends. Suck off their friends. And then they kill themselves. Because they've done something shameful before God. But you wouldn't even say those people that sucked each other off are even gay. They've only been in long-term relationships with women. And they've had children with women. They still, they get fucked up out of their mind. They take mushrooms. They're drinking beers. And then they start sucking each other off. Yeah, right, just like a hedonistic, bored, you know. Just like, I could come.

It's like, yeah. You might as well, if you don't have any respect for yourself or life for this world, you might as well just suck off a guy, right? It's like, have the bad sushi chef, give me the blowfish. I'll see you. I don't care if I die. I'll eat Sinabon. Yeah, let's try Oonie. It tastes gross, but I'll try it.

Looks like a pussy. Yeah. This gave me diarrhea four times before, but I'm drunk. Who cares? Let's do it. Yeah, sure. I'll eat the boiled frog filled with. curd in China

No, leave the feet on, I want the feet Yeah, go ahead, give me the feet I'll eat the toes too, bring the toes Yeah, I'll suck them down It's a weird one It's um I don't like that though Because then everyone's running with that

And it just now it just kind of becomes like It cheapens it? Yeah, it cheapens the whole thing It becomes like a hack joke It's like not about like You know, it sounds like Trump was like Kind of competing with Epstein to be like A pedophile Pimp Mm-hmm

you know so like that should be the main well that also they were like stealing women from each this is insane yeah i mean you share interests if you're friends right yeah yeah i mean they were i know jufreed did testify that trump had nothing to do with anything right she's probably crazy but yeah i mean who knows once that's the problem i mean that's kind of the perfect cover is once you destroy their psyche and their ego and you splinter their personality into 25 different others and you just you know they've been to hell and back I mean, they babbled. They probably, they don't make any sense on the stand.

They also have to testify in front of these people that did these things to them. I mean, how reliable is it really? But it doesn't, you can't throw out the whole thing just because of that. But, I mean, who really knows? Yeah. You know, she killed herself because she was, as Jace famously says on Lemon Party, the podcast, she was raped to smithereens. I was about to say, thank you. It's like you read my mind sometimes.

Jace literally means people are raped to smithereens. Yeah, too oblivion. Their personality, like, it gets splintered into 25 different. You're raped so much, you should fall into all the atoms that you are. Yeah, exactly. You should be a pile of carbon and nitrogen and various others. Because you've been raped so much, your cells gave up. Your oxygen, carbon.

Yeah, yeah, just a pile. Hydrogen. Yeah, you're like basically four nickels just on the ground. Yeah. Because you've been raped so much, your body. It's like, we don't need to assemble anymore. It's all apart to pieces. But yeah, you don't want to throw the whole thing out.

Yeah. You don't want to... I do like that apparently he was kind of like... Like the other pedophiles did not like him that much, it seems. Did you see a couple of those? A little bit. Yeah, that even... There was an email where, like, is Trump going to be at the kid fucking party?

This pedophile was such a pig. Act like you've been there before, pal. I mean, Jesus. He is such an arrogant pedophile. There was also an email that apparently he saw a bunch of 15-year-olds and he walked into a sliding glass door because he was too horny. Yeah, like a cartoon wolf with his tongue down to the floor. He busted his nose on a glass door trying to rape children. I mean, once I saw Megan Kelly being like, listen, they weren't eight, they were 15.

They were hot. Let's change. Some of them had tits growing. That is the crazy thing. It really does go out over and I, like, just stick to the aphibophilia thing. Yeah. Because they lost another, it's like trench warfare. They lost another eight yards. Yeah. So now you have to be like, instead of going like, well, who cares about these emails. You have to go, like, 15-year-olds are hot and I want to fuck them. Yeah, yeah. The Trump administration's like calling Chris DeLea. Like, how

do we handle something like this? Sense, please. He started, Trump starts a podcast with Eric Griffin next week to fix his reputation. And Katter's replies, it's like, who amongst us had to stare down a young piece of ass before?

Is he say stuff like that? Well, that's what you find on Twitter if people were to fit. Come on, God. Who the monks would have had them? Yeah. Your daughter's friends never came over. You took a look yeah he's got a shotgun in a puppy's mouth he's tweeting about how it's actually okay to fuck a child yeah he's sweet guys I actually ran over three dogs looking at CP on my phone we all done it him and that gargoy a laura luma are the only two people left really yeah they really do something like the only ones left and benny johnson but he's on

grinder yeah that guys Israel has so much stuff on them they're like should we just delete it all and because we need to free up some space for blackmail they're thinking too much space on the cloud he sucks off a new guy every three hours Yeah, they're having a meeting where they're like the Benny Johnson service at cost us $400 a month. This is crazy. We got too much dirt on it. Do you know how many children we could kill if we didn't have the Benny Johnson stuff? About eight more a year.

That's crazy. It's pretty much Laura Lumer cat turd and the only defense I really see is like, you know, come on, your daughter had a slumber party. Come on. You never had a bunch of six-grade girls over and, you know, they came out. And, you know, you just kind of stare. down a nice piece of ass And you weren't gonna do anything But you ran into the bathroom to come real quick

So you didn't rape one of them We all been there, bro, dude I mean, that's kind of where they're swimming In terms of a defense Sorry if Trump's pimpe enough to fuck kids We all want to fuck It's a retardant guys Talking about American beauty

They're like, come on, it's kind of like American beauty All the rose petals and whatnot Yeah Mira Sovino I want to fuck her Thorough birds were 16, showed her titty in that movie. They had no problem with that. Her parents had to shine off on that. Her parents had to shine off on that. How you know

the parents didn't shine off on getting raped by Trump? It's kind of like, how could you say Donald Trump's a pedophile if I too want to fuck children? Yeah. That's kind of the defense of what I would like to fuck kids. How bad is he really? Because I'm awesome. They're doing I'm Spartagus, but for I'm a pedophile. Everyone's standing up, I'm a pedophile. I fucked the most kids. No, it was me. Yep. Yeah, if we all fucked kids, none of us did, that type of thing.

Yeah, yeah. None of us did the homework. You can't fail us. Yeah. But there's got to be more in there if he's really still trying to, like, not get it released, you know? So, like, is there, like, I don't know, like video? No, Jayce. He's afraid Israel's going to kill him.

Right. Trump wants justice, dude, but he's scared. Right. Actually, he's afraid of what they could do to him if he released them. Trust me, he's trying to drain the swamp behind closed doors. Sure. But he has to have a different face in public. He doesn't get assassinated, actually.

Right. Because you got to remember, Jay's, he's our guy. He's on the inside. He's working for you and me. He's not an opportunist. I don't want him to fuck kids. He's not working for me. That's exactly right.

Yeah. Come on, brother. You never, you never like, you know, come on, brother. You never, it's show and tale. You know, it's career day at school, and your daughter brings you up there, and you're looking out. At the classroom, you never kind of looked at their legs under the desk. They're looking at their ladies and were to sell them to the go. get a bag and throw them in your truck's real you know your truck's fast you could get away from

anybody you know how easy it be for me to fuck a 12 year old i'm so cool to them i can buy my ice cream and i got a car it'd be so i'd be a pep i got a lot of money i got a c-dew i got eight thousand dollars in a c-dew you think i can't fuck every 12 year old i want fuck you man fuck you suck my nuts. Suck my pedophile dick. Suck my child fucking nuts. It does rock to be sort of exonerated in the every blend of pedophile

paradigm. Because that's what the rule I live in is every no one cares about kids and people are looking to like subjugate women and children with any given opportunity and no one's to be trusted. I'm like there you go. Yeah. Like every president's been a pedophile. Am I wrong so far? It's like I had no idea that childhood was

was a race against time. I'm like I just look at kids and I'm like just get to hate it just get there you could win I hope you win it's kind of like watching turtles run from the beach to the they're just trying to make it just 12 girls getting just plucked up by by politicians out of the air

like seagulls with like wonder bread and then 18 you're fine you're off scotry other than getting raped to death in an alley somewhere when you're walking but as long as that doesn't happen you're fine what do you think what do you think happens here benjamin with what you know evil evil just go away they they ran on being the ones that were gonna like like that was the weirdest thing to me do that like why they even what was the plan pretend to care about the Epstein files while what they did he think did he

think he could release him and just like erase all the him stuff i i guess yeah did he don't say he's the most mentioned person in the emails yeah i mean i'll remember mind you that he always said he would never release them we played that interview because he said a lot of people to be a fact too yeah yeah he never ran on that that's what jd mistakenly yeah jd and so did cash yeah jd mr googleize himself jdd is just like i like grok freaking yeah well i like grot because it's the least woke that's a direct quote from it's the least woke yeah and cash was just trying to get all the girls first and last names he goes where do the what say do they live in.

I'll top on my private jet right now. Yeah. We do have to do ads. Oh, sure. Speaking of Israel. Speaking of Israel. We got to do ads. Yeah, we're actually, we're doing an ad for Israel this week.

You got to use promo code. They did nothing wrong. I hate to, I'm sure every show is talking about how, you know, the president is seemingly a fat pedophile. Sure. I don't know how we weren't going to talk about it. Yeah, I mean, we had to. We made fun of a fat lady.

Just, you know. Yeah, we gave you some cherries up top. Yeah. But, I mean, to be fair, a year ago, we've got the most shit we've ever gotten for calling him a fat patophile. Damn, there were, like, 400 comments that were like, you're going to die alone. You contrarian fagget. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

I was talking about, I remember talking about the Katie Johnson thing, and people were like, I can't believe Ben Falls for that leftist propaganda. It's like such a hoax. And now, everybody's going back to the Katie Johnson. They're like, well, she's swore in court and everything. Those same people are now. It seems very. Yeah. The same people are commenting like, I'm really woke now.

I'm they, them. I swing back between trends. I'm retarded. I guess. I'm a fucking retard. It just sucks. I wish it would all go away. Like, I wish everybody wasn't a pedophile and I wish no one cared about politics.

I don't give a fuck at this point. There needs to be like some sort of Sodom and Gomorra thing where everybody's just sort of torched alive T2 style. There needs to be like a great cleansing. No, I mean, it's like. Of society. It's rotten. I think we've said this before, but I always thought like getting angry about January 6th was bad for the left to get overly sanctimonious about that

because at the end of the day, shouldn't those people be afraid? I mean, Mitch McConnell was running for his life that day, too. Which is something I've wanted for years. Yeah, like, I think all politicians should know, like, people might show up at the door. I was subsist. And they're all feds. 40% of them are feds.

Exactly. I was sincerely hoping for horrible things to happen that day. That was a great day. Yeah, it was a great day. In American history. It was one of the best days in American history. I was having the time of my life watching that. I called that sick from work.

I was like, I had to watch every second of this. This rules. I was like, if it's true that Trump rallied this, good for him. I was like, wow, he really hates corruption. He's killing the swamp. He's killing the swamp. Nancy Pelosi's in a big steel bunker. Good.

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and I'm so grateful for the opportunity to make people laugh. Same here, man. And in all seriousness, it seems that jobs are kind of going away and people aren't being hired out of college.

Oh, no. It's pretty bad. So I don't know what people are going to do in the future, but at least we're employed for now, seemingly, by the internet. I'm very grateful for this. I truly am. People think we're ungrateful for this. It feels like

the lottery every day. No, I'd be living in the woods doing Ted Kaczynski shit if it weren't for this podcast. I was literally about to move from L.A. until we started this. Yeah. So we're very thankful. No, I'm incredibly grateful. Yeah, but most everybody's completely ass-fucked. So. Yeah, what's going on? What happened? I don't know. I think I'm going to start investing in gold, though. Yeah? Gold bonds. That's a move. Gold bonds won up 55% this year alone. I just remember my dad's friends that were talking about like silver and gold. They were all real whack jobs. Well, they're rich now.

And they never seem rich. Were they actually buying gold or gold bonds? Yeah. Because I'm talking about some... Guys that talked about gold and silver and they drove like old sions and were kind of mentally ill. Well, I'm going down that route as well. All right. Get into it. Get into it.

I'm subscribed to Morning Star. I read about stocks now. I have no fucking idea what any of it means. Yeah. But I like to think of it. myself as like a Michael Beery because I listen to Megadeth

whilst when I can't even I'm so disorient You have autism Yeah And a lazy eye You start freaking out And I have iris I've lost an eye

But I'm listening to Megadeth And reading about What Warren Buffett bought this week Yeah you walk around And your flipflops Not listening to people While you Blair Megadeth Yeah

I'm a stock's genius You go the market It's gonna happen At some point They're like you don't have any investments He's like it's just gonna happen Michael Bury has walked away this week from investments. He's sold Sion Capital, or didn't sell Sion Capital. He's

done with it, and he's just going to do his own private investments now because the market's too fun. He's still holding his investments, though, right? That's correct. Yeah. So he's just saying the investors do whatever the fuck you want basically. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I literally started my 401k Roth IRA this week, and I'm just assuming all the money I put in will be gone by next week. So I don't know. I don't trust it. Yeah, whatever. I'm afraid of that. I'm very afraid? I gave up. I'm the guy that I'm like, so I have $4001,000? What is this? How does this work? Give me that. Yeah, I think a Roth IRA means you have Jewish money. Yeah, I'm like, oh, I guess it's a Jew, it's a Jew bank. I go, okay, so I'm good. Yeah. Got a big vault full of diamonds. I'm completely

worthless. I went to the Morning Star, and then I just went to the tickers. And the first one I looked up was Coke, which was K. And I was like, interesting. And I was like, and I was reading about Coke. I'm like, I like, I like, I like the things they're doing. And then I, the next one, I went over to Pepsi. Yeah, I was like, Pepsi, wow, one, they go, it's twice as much as Coke. I go, that's not a bargain. Yeah, Coke is 70 stock. Pepsi's 140. And Pepsi's one, Pepsi's like 143. Pepsi's doing great things, Jason. I was reading all about Pepsi. Where they doing? Yeah, my wife asked me what I was up to and I said, honey, this is for our future. I'm reading about soda. I did this once a few years ago. This is my existence. I'm the Warren Buffet of soda. I put some money into stocks on

cash app and the stock, the stocks, they're so broad that I might as well. little bit investing and like it just says like cars or it's like air you think air is going to continue life life does life continue put some money in life you want me to tell you about man's hubris in like 2021 I put like 25,000 dollars into ketchup Heinz KHZ at like 38 a share and it was it was like such a rush it went up like half of a thing and then I so I made like you know $400 and then I sold it I was like wow that was crazy yeah I put a bunch of money into, but I was like, for years I was like, I should have just left it in ketchup. Ketchup's always going to go up.

It will never go away. I looked up ketchup because Warren Buffett owns it. He famously lost like 70% of, uh, in, and ketchup. Fucked him. Dude, ketchup's down to like 23 a share. Why? So even ketchup's fuck. People are getting healthier or something?

Uh, so one is the semi-glutides, fucking up the whole game with that. Oh, right. And then people also see on the back there's soybean oil in it, which is no good. And also, ketchup is just, once you get your essentials with your shit, you go, we don't, you don't need ketchup, honey. Just put syrup on it. Just put molasses on the chicken. Just be like elf. Honey, all of our food already tastes like ketchup.

We're fine. It comes with ketchup in it. So they claim people aren't buying the quote-unquote essentials anymore, so even ketchup's way down. But it seems ketchup has been mismanished. I was reading about ketchup for hours and I go, I love preparing for the future. You got to put money in pedophilia. I know. I put it all in Narcan.

I'm doing great. So nothing is a for sure thing, you know? You think even ketchup would be. So you have to diversify your portfolio. I'm investing in Sprite, Coke, Pepsi. I'm doing a suicide, what they call it. Vanta. That's good.

I'm investing in every big soda. You got some Starry? Got some Starry, of course, five shares of Starry. Put it all on Pibb. Oh, I'm back! I'm fat! I'm fat! What if you found out I killed myself because I invested in Pibb?

and they and they filed like a baby they filed yeah foreclosure you find out that your brother

killed himself because Pib yeah went under I'm at the funeral and I can hear people I'm giving the eulogy

and I can hear people be like he invested everything in Pib in Mr. Pib he hung himself not even Pib extra just Mr. Pipp

it was it was Dr. Thunder the off-brands Coke I invested in off-brand C he invested in

off-brand cereals in plastic bags He invested in fruit boopers, the cereal. I might invest in General Mills, though. That looks good. They're always there. They're promising. They're going to find product.

They're on their way up. Are people eating cereal as much, so? People are eating cereal. I think they're eating more cereal. Yeah. They're eating more cereal. Cereal is very expensive. It is.

I got a box of cheos the other day for $10. Yeah. Family size, $10 for Cheerios. The semi-glutides thing is clucking up a lot of things, I imagine. I don't like it. I don't, too many people are just, changing too quickly for the better. I don't like that.

Yeah, you got to invest in something. Well, I mean, the thing is everybody says you invest in water because we'll be, well, be, uh, I don't know. I'm starting to not believe that. Yeah. But I'm a retard. Sure. But, okay, so we get a lot of fresh water from like Lake Erie, right?

Yeah. So doesn't it fill up with rain? Uh-huh. And then water evaporates and then it rains again and it fills it back up. So why will there be no fresh water? if it just rains. I've never understood that. Thank you, Devon. And since we don't understand it, therefore it doesn't exist.

Truly, like, they say we're in a drought. I've done the joke forever, but it's like, literally, like, put a bucket out and collect the water. It rained today. Retards. It rained today. My shoes are wet. Yeah. We're fine. It's a never-ending cycle. Like, no matter when it rains, it's like, no, it's actually bad now, the mudslide star.

By the way, never, never seen a month's line in my life. I've never seen a month's line. Never once seen some cool footage on the news of, you know, Calabasas is being destroyed by mud it never happens but they always say we have to watch out I think there was just that one town in the 80s that fell into the ocean like on the one yeah and that's it but those people should die for living there you know I talked to my neighbors once I was like why there's there an empty lot right there in our neighborhood and they said the house there was a mudslide and the house slid and it broke in half and fell

in the street yeah and I was like oh was anyone home and they go I don't remember actually I don't know if anyone was even in there they go we didn't check we just ran and stole all the shit. It's those houses that are held up by pencil columns. Yeah. You're like,

yeah, something's gonna happen. You should die. You're on a hill and you're on stilts. You know, but the guy, and I think it was

like Riverside. There was a big sink hole opened up and it swallowed him hole from his mattress. Well, he probably was while he was sleeping. He's probably thanking God on his way down.

Living in Riverside. That is incredible for the... You go, yes! I wonder if I can find. Yelling yes. Thank you. That's so, imagine like, God. That happens all the time.

You get eaten by the earth. Yeah, sinkholes are actually very common. Very common. Yeah. What are they? It's just, it's a big pocket of air underneath the ground and then it just caves in one day. Oh, dude, I'm totally, I totally misremembered it because I'm, this is a guy in Florida in 2013, I guess. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Swallowed a man who was sleeping in his bed. Never saw it coming. That sinkhole reopened. The shiron says the sinkhole reopened. He made his. his house on top of a prior sinkhole. Ten years since this stinkhole opened up underneath a home in Sefner.

So where do you go? Do you just go to hell? So you fall into the hell. You joked heaven, but they searched for this guy for two weeks. They couldn't even find the body. So they just keep digging into the earth and they're like, we could go forever. We found the dinosaur.

We just bury him at this point. You gotta go to Beijing to find that, brother. Yeah. Wow. Wow. You gotta go to China. China. He's in China now.

Or he's in hell. Who's to say? probably hell I'd rather be in hell than China a bunch of Chinese people What if he's just in another form of Riverside He fell into Bizarro Riverside Like Allison Wonderland

It's so funny to be like And upon this I will build my home Upon the gates of hell I shall build where my children sleep He goes up again I bought the slot for nine dollars Because it would kill me one day But this happens again

All of those emotions that Jeremy Bush felt A decade ago come flooding back. When this sinkhole and Sethner reopened it also reopened all the old wounds in Jeremy Bush's heart. As soon as I heard it opened up again, all the thoughts and all the, everything

just went back through my head again. Jeremy was there 10 years ago when this very same St. Cole swallowed his brother, Jeffrey Bush, while he was asleep in bed. It's just some, it wasn't even Christmas. It's not, it's March. He's in front of a Christmas tree.

Blood from his wife's face on his knuckles still. yeah he's like all the memories came back that hurt my brain real bad and cruz never found his brother's body never found it's a memory he'll never be able to shake open up the door and there was a big hole there was bed dresser it was a big damn hole yeah i remember there was a hole was big opened up his door to his bedroom there's a hole going to hell he was in it i saw him being dragged down by demons in the fire saw the devil's tail Have you seen the end of drag me to hell? It was that.

There's a pitchfork in his ass. He's getting raped real bad. Devil told me there's no God. Devil said I'm going to... Devil said I'm dying in 2027, January 15th. He's coming back for me. He's coming back. Our whole family has died from holes.

I can't even watch that Shy LaBuff movie. Get so triggered. Fuck Lewis-A-Car. Fuck Stanley Yelnett. Everything was gone. he was gone. I jumped in the hole immediately. Damn. Great. Jumped in the hole. I was trying

to kill my son. Sort of digging. Okay. First of all, he's lying. He said he jumped immediately. How did he get out? That's your first instinct is to jump in a never-ending hole. He's like, well, I waited for my burrito to finish warming up. To save your buddy who has one picture of him recorded his entire life. He's clearly a scumbag. Obviously, a piece of shit. He sucks ass.

He had so many more years of fentanyl abuse. Because I heard him yelling for me. Jeremy, please help me. The Bush's home and two neighboring houses were demolished and the hole filled with gravel. Loved ones placed a memorial at the edge of the fenced off property hoping closure would come in time. But two years later in 2015, it collapsed again.

Jeremy can't believe it's happened once more. I live his nightmare every day. Every day. Kind of a hard time sleeping. It's just rough. Unfortunately, the Bush family knows this pain all too well. Jeremy says no matter how hard he tries, he's not sure he'll ever find closure. Just let him be at rest.

His final resting place was that. It just keeps opening up, and they keep adding more dirt on top of him. Jesus. That's sad to me. It's like, what happened to your buddy? He was killed by a grave. A grave ate him. Yeah, the earth, the earth buried him.

The earth said goodbye. God damn it, dude. I know. I also, like, as the brother, how do you feel safe anywhere? I know. Anywhere on earth. I'd go live on the top of a mountain. Yeah.

Make sure I'm above all. Big slab of concrete. Come on, we need to get a little more positive. Here we go. Let's get positive. Look at this disgusting animal. There's a fat lay address like Patrick Starr for the audio listeners. Disgusting.

Disgusting. Disgusting. It's sexy Patrick. No, you're disgusting. Look at you. Look at you. Look at you. You can play that game.

He's like jacked. See me, I'm 70 years old and I'm in shape. Really? You see me? This is what it looks like to be in shape. This is classic dad who fat shames his daughter. Yes. Because like dad kind of fat shames people and he's like, I'm in shape and you're like,

Like, I'm in shape, and you're like, you're kind of fat. He's like, look at how hard this gut is. You're like, that's internal. It's all, it's killing you. They think if they're red, it's muscle. He's like, I get red every day. They think fat is white. Two hours.

Muscles red. Two hours I get red. I'm a riba. And my, my stomach is a big rock. And my kidney's hurt every day. He's holding a camcorder too. He's a recording a car. It's clearly a guy who grew up five, six in the 70s and just has wanted to kill.

himself forever. He's a very short guy. He rocks. He's the size of basketball shorts. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. You're disgusting. Okay, here I am. Disgusting. Don't come over near me and act like nothing's

going on. I wasn't harming you, though. I didn't say anything to you. You talk to me first. These guys just can't weigh it to unload their gun into a fat lesbian. Definitely don't come near my car. Don't you come near me. Don't you dare step over that property line. Don't you step over. Don't you step over the line. She thinks she's going to play off. It's like, I'm a cutesy liberal dressing up for Halloween. He's like you're a cultural abortion. It's yeah. He took it so far so

quick. I know. It's the ultimate liberal. He's like he's like he's waiting to do some stand your ground law shit. He wants to murder her. And it's the ultimate liberal thing of like, sir, that wasn't very nice. And he's like, I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you. I'll fucking kill you. You cross this imaginary line on the floor? I'll shoot you in the fucking head. You cross this line. I draw my head everywhere I go. I'll turn you into a fucking canoe.

It makes me disgusting. Look how fat you are. How fat you are? Oh, he does a side angle. People love my body. No, they don't. No, they don't. He's so angry.

No, they don't. He'd be good on the podcast. That guy, yeah, he would be good. It kicks us. It's like a. see something say something type of public service the guy thinks he's doing by going up to fat women and informing them they should be indoors he's doing neighborhood watch for fat women yeah it's whale watch yeah he's posting on next door got another whale on maple she's just like a big starfish posting on next door that there was i saw a fat woman at the

park guys we have to do something about this i saw a real fatty four out of ten still would but this is offensive though to do sexy Patrick It is offensive now she should be killed You're right No yeah I think I think Castle Doctrine should come into play here Yeah no this is yeah I think of a fat sunburned guy Yeah should be able to kill her

No this is Germany versus Russia You know who do you root for It's so funny to say ma'am I've never seen anything so disgusting Never She's never seen anything She's disgusting She's not like involving other people either

She's in like a parking lot of like a park I mean she's being a retard But she's minding her own business And he like he goes into the back of his truck And he pulls out a camcorder And he starts recording over I'm sure footage of him torturing like black girls From like 1988

And he starts filming her I'm sure it is obnoxious to I mean you've seen someone Filming themselves with a tripod before Performatively It's fucking It's really obnoxious Yeah, that's what she should be yelled at for

For sucking ass For sucking dick You know what I gotta say though I think about that I actually don't see it As often as I think I would Where you see people like reviewing food in public Or like setting up

I don't There's so many videos like that And people doing that But I don't feel like I catch them in the wild The only time I've really seen it consistently Was when I would go to LA Fitness and Glendale That's the only place You see a lot of like fitness influencers

Yeah I saw a number of retarded Armenians with like grill grips on their phone filming bicep curls and shit yeah they're all hot as hell i can't hate too much but i'm also fucking is he doing stand-up oh did you not get the word devon no i wasn't even going to bring this up but yeah we should promote it sure he's going to speak at the heterosexual awesomeness fest 2025 hell yeah god that sucks ass that really does suck why if it was a gay thing you if it was a homosexual awesome festival you'd think it kicks ass unless he and carroll was performing there then i think it sucks it just sucks ass man it's like

you know i don't know he rules yeah wasn't he liked for a while and then people were like i had enough already i guess who cares he rules he kicks ass are you guys going to the hetero awesome festival no i can't damn it i don't even know if it's a real thing is that fake i think it's a real thing I can look it up. Join us June 20 to the 21st. Here we go. Tiderawesum.org. I mean, who knows if this is an elaborate troll?

Defending, honoring, and fortifying family values. I mean, it seems real. Yeah. Who's to say? Can you play their little about us? Oh, he runs it. Meet the team. Ian Carroll runs the team.

Our ambassadors are a fearless crew of well-known truth-seeking digital warriors who don't blink at the woke mobs whining. Nice. These powerhouses dominate with their knack for smashing truth and raw thought into the minds of their huge following, slicing through the chaos like a machete. Jesus Christ, it's like, sounds like, gay, erotic, like fiction. Mm-hmm. I just think finally somebody's talking about woke in late 2025. I wonder if Jeff dies part of this.

Probably. Mm-hmm. They need die. They're missing die. Call me when you get die. Well, he's in Austin, though. She's got big titties. That's nice.

That's heteroe. She's trying to hide them, but I've seen them. Her name is at Liberty Valkyry. I wonder if there's a little bit of signaling in that. Liberty Valkyrie. Yeah. Yeah. At the native patriot.

Wow. Wow. These guys are all dressed like the YCA guys. That's awesome. Yeah, I can guarantee you ever start this is the gayest closeted gay guy of all time. It is pink. I mean, they're hetero awesome. Mm-hmm.

They have merch. We should get some hetero merch. They have a rainbow sticker that says copyright God. They're mad about the rainbow. It rules to suck ass that much. Just the guys where you know every single moment of their life. They could be witnessing their son being born and they look. They're just staring at one nurse who's kind of vaguely faggy.

And they just can't. They're not even paying attention to it. to what's happening in front of them. To the birth of their son. What sucks is that we have a lot of... We have a lot of women over here in America, nobody wants to fuck. I mean, like the big fat lady dressed up like Patrick Starr.

Sure, sure. Men are horrified. They're throwing... These women are being stoned. Yeah. It's like 2,000 years ago, you know? So I think we just need to... Remember the video that we watched at the beginning

where the guy from Sri Lanka was pulling his dick? He's willing to adjust. So I think we just need to send over... We need to swap the ladies. Yeah, wouldn't that fat, wouldn't that fat so be flattered by the Sri Lankan... She would. Little dick, dickbuller. Mm-hmm.

The Humpa, lumba, yeah. The sexual assaulty rumpa, luumpa, the Ewok man. Yeah. Yeah. The E-Wiwark. The E-Walk. Yeah. They walk around in packs with the big spears, like E-Warks.

That's what they look. He had a big, like, cute, like, big, like a rape helmet on. Mm-hmm. Sri Malkins are five-foot-one. E-Walk rapers. That's what they are. But you're right, we should send the lady in the Patrick Star thing over. To Sri Lanka.

They'd like it. Boy, I think they... That Sri Lankan guy would go like, great outfit. You look wonderful. I love Patrick Star. Oh, yes. We just started getting the SpongeBob so sexy. Oh, God.

I love your train captain hat. Oh, don't touch me. Just watch. Just watch me touch it. The problem is once he comes, he'd kill him. He got her head off. He got her head off right after. Like a guy.

Yeah. He'd be clear head. He'd be like, oh, my God. I feel like I'm seeing everything for what to do now. You're disgusting. You're a big. I've received in light and men. Ooh, gross.

That's what the exiting the wheel of samsar is, is just not being horny for a second. For an Indian guy. You're like, I've reached Nervon. Pateron.com slash lemon party folks lemon party dot life for all the good stuff Rising on page growing on page yeah yeah going up doing amazing things fighting up bringing woke back we're fighters yeah fighting the woke agenda exactly that's right while being woke ourselves yep fuck woke fuck woke fucking eight woke you know what I'm finally sick of woke.

Woke got fucking, everyone's left now. Mm-hmm. Are you cowering to Woke? Like by leaving, like a Jeff Dye? He got beat by Woke. You got beat by Woke, actually. Woke kicked your ass. Yeah, Woke kind of, like, fucked you up.

Woke fucked you up. He's turning and running from the enemy. He's going to Austin. Oh, my God. Tail between his legs. When did they want to be here to fight to eat? To fight Woke and fight Nusome. But no, he's one of those guys

that thinks he'll be best friends with Rogan now. Mm-hmm. I'm sure he will He was just on Rogan He did the whole thing right afterwards Where he becomes the guy that's like Dude one of my best friends of all time Like just a genius

I had the greatest time One of the best people He's talking about Marshall Yeah Yeah It's amazing It's funny to watch like that Like it's so

That's so played out at this point Like he's so late to the party I know that's what's funny about it Yeah You're just a jealous fagg Devin let's be honest Oh sure You're just a jealous

I would love to be around those people Wanting to get Rogan's dick out of your mouth You seem to have it in your mouth every episode fag I like Rogan I actually do I do too I think he gets too much shit I think he's hilarious I've never said a bad thing about Joe Rogan

Me too I was actually listening to the Russell Crowe episode On the way up Say what you want about him He was the worst part of it but it was still good He inadvertently makes me belly laugh Yeah So he technically makes me laugh

More the comedians That is true Yeah, by being made fun of on other YouTube channels. That's correct. Yes. By being a locale. His special is funny. Like him with the yellow shirt.

It's great. Talking about loving pussy. I'm crying laughing. The YouTube videos where it's just on, it's just, you can't hear the bits and he's just doing act out. It's one of the funniest things I've ever seen with his wet shirt. Anytime he's hopping a stool, we're crying laughing. His wet shirt down to his knees.

So are we really laughing at him at this point? Are we laughing with him? Unfortunately, he's, he? He's unaware of, doesn't matter. He's unaware that actually he's the funniest man to ever live. But Devin, in that way, he's a real clown. He's not the fake clown.

He's not the performative clown. He's the real thing. But Doctor, I am Pagliacci. That's Joe Rogan. That's Joe. Yeah. The doctor's going, there's this great YouTube channel, Elf and Graver. They make fun of Pagliacci.

You should watch it. It'll cheer you up. But, Doctor, I am Pagliacci. That guy poned my ass. He poned me. Has the Russell Crow interview, is it good? It's actually great because it's just Russell Crow telling awesome stories and being a fat alcoholic who rules.

It was very funny. He's promoting his movie about the Nuremberg trials. And that's the first 20 minutes is him, is Russell Crow being like, yeah, you know, it was crazy, you know, Nuremberg. And then... He's like, you know, in 2017, like, it felt like our Nuremberg. The whole time Joe's trying to be like, it's kind of like the left and the right right now, you know,

trying to be black and white. And you're like, no, it was the Nazis and it was a giant genocide trial. Yeah. No, try again. Next. Yeah. But Crow, I love Russell Crow. Russell Crow rules.

Russell Crow, I love an actor getting fat as hell and being an alcoholic and just not caring. Do you ever see that movie he made? Oh, sorry. It's like a B movie. It's like, a B movie. It's so fucking funny. The one where he chases the lady. He gets, like, cut off in traffic and then just devotes his entire day to, like, killing her and her whole family. Like, burns her house down.

That fucking is awesome. He's the fattest in actors ever looked in a movie. Yes. With that height, tucked in. What's the name of that movie? Oh, fuck. Fuck, like. Called like fat rampage.

Rage or rampage. Yeah, something like that. Yeah. It's a horrible film, but it was very funny. Yeah, he's great. Here's the top comment on Spotify of the Russell Crow episode. From a man named Family Man Flacco. Okay.

Who's Joe Flokka? He says, great. Another Nazi Holocaust movie, Yon. Is there ever going to be a movie about Ginrich Yagoda and the Jewish Holocaust against Christians? And that has 1,200, uh, votes. That's the top comment on Spotify. My chai.

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