lemonparty - 161: Generation Deathwish

Episode Date: November 25, 2025

Generation Deathwish lemonparty 161 Free Akash!!! Ben proposes a hypothetical senior living facility in Devan's basement, Jace takes on a racist man in a salvation army, and Devan breaks down the RFK Jr situation.... this week on lemonparty. https://www.lemonparty.life/ bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

One chicken, one, chicken, one, chicken, whews. Chicken, one, chicken, chicken wings. One, one, chicken wings. Yeah, you like my outfit, don't even make the deal. I thought you said you had your girl on the light bill. Always in my face, talking listening. Girl, I ended up about some real for the cat-knack. You rag clean, but your gas take.

But your gas tank is on me Be stepping now they got no decent shoes on your feet That's just to feed it bro. You don't know what you're talking about In the face, there's no choice when the come out Hate to see you in the club You're bombing with a mug No one that you're bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub

But he was with me That's when you treat hate it Cause when I got up on you in your bed near faith I showed it and I face drinking on the act Mouth full of clothes But your ass needs to be to please I made tex. What you need to go.

Real pleasant. What you're doing it at all with your phone. I made $50. You have that for me? I have a little bit. Oh, Devin. I mean, I bought it when everyone was, like, you know, doing it on Clubhouse acting. Like, they were all going to become, like, the next Warren Buffett.

Yeah. Me personally, I lost it all on Apes, so I'm fucked. On Apes? Yeah. That was a fun time. I'm 20 million in the hole on Apes. Apes fucked me, Devin. I thought all those guys were.

were gonna go to prison. Wasn't there, but like, I thought everyone... I think that we just got bored. We just like, we don't care anymore. Let them be. Yeah, we need more space for gardeners. Let them rob people. Versus the big ape guys. Oh my god, are you guys aware of what's going on with Akash? No. Cosh Patel? No. I legitimately thought you were starting calling him Akash. Like you've, you've downgraded him to an object. Akash Singh. What's happening with Akash Singh? Oh, my God, Jay's.

His fucking wife is ruining his life. She's cucking him all over town. She's a big slut. Really? There's millions of YouTube vids about Akash being a cuck. Is she getting, like, fucked on video? No, she was in the Epstein files. Getting fucked.

Yeah, she's getting trains ran in her. She gets fucked by, like, two U.S. presidents or something. Are you aware of this man? Yeah, so I vaguely am aware that... It's pretty crazy. Kosh said she was a virgin when they got married or something like that. And then she's been talking about a podcast where she's like, I miss getting,

my bouncing on dick in college and dick every day. I miss getting, like, gang bang in college and pop up on my pussy. And she's always talking about how other guys have big cocks. And she's talking about her best friend's, a husband and how he's like amazing looking and has a 10 inch dick and would love, and like is better than a kosh.

Oh, I'd be honest, man, I wasn't going to bring it up because I feel bad for it. I feel bad too. I do. No, I do. But I'm like, but I don't know what.

It's just, it's been right there. I feel bad. I feel really bad for him. I think it's almost like a monkey's paw situation. Yeah. Like, you wanted to be black so bad that your wife is getting fucked by BBC now. Well, it's just kind of funny to find out that he's this guy because, like, he's been

doing like a fake Patrice, you know, where they go, they go like, bro, you got to keep your bitch in line, bro. And now it's like, he's like the 40-year-old virgin, basically. I love every guy who's, like, semi-famous at least has, their wife has to start a podcast that completely is the worst. thing that ever happened to them. She's insufferable. Yeah. She's really awful. I mean, if, honestly, like, this is grounds

for, if this was the old days, there'd be a beating in her future, I believe. It's unbelievable the amount that she's embarrassing him online. He's got to flyer back to India, like, on a family reunion to beat the shit out of him. Yeah. As soon as they hit Indian soil. He was a virgin before he got married, and, you know, he looks

like a tree frog. Sure. So it makes sense. He looks like, yeah. He looks like he can make you see God. Yeah. It's a little point. He's a little poison thud. He's eating a lot of shit online, but that's what he calls dinner. I want seconds, dog. Give me third.

Br! Yeah, you're right, Ben, though, actually. I feel bad. I feel horrible for him. I've been watching a lot about it. I can't, I didn't even, this is the first time I didn't look into any of it. It just started popping up. I'm like, what is going on?

Just clips of her being like, I got railed. Just video. After video after video after video. It'd be like next to like a Bon Appetit video on YouTube. It's like a car. It's like there's like old men talking about Akash Singh and his wife. It's all over. It's unbelievable.

It's not even like the too late. Too lazy. You try to even have a fucking breakdown of it yet really. Damn. It just keeps coming. They keep finding new clips of her in the past being like, yeah, I fucking hate my stupid husband. You know what I hate, India and dick? Yes.

She's like, there's like on breaking points. Yeah. They're covering it. She's fucking saga. She puts her face to the side and he kisses her cheek. And this is his second proposal. He's proposing again. A second time.

Renewing the vows. Oh, okay, okay. My God. How big is this? Big enough for you to shut up every time I tell you. Thank you so, he is. Oh, no. Woo, man.

This is also the biggest nightmare he could ever imagine as black guys. And he's looked up to his whole life on the internet going, No, bro. This is inside his brain like Jiminy Cricket. This is his conscience, his two black guys on a React podcast. That's great. He just gave her like an $80,000 ring, I'm assuming.

And can't get a kiss on the lips. They live in a high rise in Manhattan. Her life's amazing. And then she just goes on her podcast and goes on TikTok all the time and just talks about how her, you know, she's just, yeah, she like, let's people like sleep her. That's my wife. That's an Indian woman that's important to me.

loyal through and through sometimes i get so painfully nostalgic for college so i was popping my pussy and living my best life in these white what so she misses fucking white boys too yeah yeah not just a little thing that's the thing that's the thing that's the thing she's snow bunny that's the thing yeah no it's great he's also like been out of town throughout this whole thing so this is like him where is he this is like the walking dead room he's going to like wake up out of a coma and realize that the whole world has you been shattered. Yeah, just all ridden and blood on the door, you're a big Indian cock. Do not enter a cock here.

He'll be living in one of his Air Force ones. I feel bad for a little ugly Indian guys. Like, I guess he's insati in him because they look so fucking goofy and there's no reason for them to ever get pussy. I know. It's a life destined just to get no pussy until you're dead. It is the one group where you get rich and famous and you get. Well, that's pussy somehow.

But Z's isn't allowed to get pussy anymore. Aziz, yeah, but at least Aziz, like, overcame all that shit. And he's not even this type of guy. Like, Akash is, like, he thinks like he would be, like, rolling with, like, you know, like, little Caesar and notorious B.I.G. If it was the old days. He, this is a bad. Like, he's literally been, like, a, bruh, like, what the fuck you talk about? Keep that bitch in a lot.

You're like an Indian version. His wife is talking to my fucking metal over. all the time. White boys. White boys all over town. There's like 30 different clips of him getting kissed on the cheek. Kissing her cheek. It's really bad. Yeah, she's ready to fly the coop. This is my biggest nightmare. She's about to go solo. My biggest nightmare is about to go indie. If there were hundreds of videos of black reaction channels of you not fucking, about me being a cuck, black guys running away from the computer, vomiting because they can't believe what they're seeing at the amount of pussy you don't get yes yeah they're throwing up at my

lack of pussy wow you get so little pussy they have to go into like a trick knowledge you lecture for 17 minutes they have to be like see that's the thing about white boys and then 15 minutes later they they click play yeah god that is brutal this pussy's about to be for sale yeah and it's barely used yeah barely used that pussy didn't get a pre-nup doesn't believe pre-nups so she's settled she's fine damn so even when they when they eat he's not gonna get divorce because i don't think his culture his background will let him actually make the decision to divorce her over this yeah yeah his his yeah yeah um so it'll just move on but like she's whenever it ends she's gonna make all of his money yeah right isn't that if you don't have a preempt

it's yeah it's yeah it's new york so i think she's gonna get half of all yeah all of his money yeah he's They're going to split up every shoe that he owns in trial. She's going to have the left sneaker of every Air Force. And it kind of looks like from all the breakdowns I've been watching. There's like breakdowns of like, there's like, there's an old, like, 65-year-old white man breaking it down. It's like Andy Rooney? It's that old guy that plays a guitar and covers songs. There's like Neil Young is breaking it down.

Yeah. All right. That was on Melancholy Hill and pray for Akash, everybody. If my wife did that to me, I would have killed that bitch. Here's a cover of Dirty Harry by the gorillas, but it's sad. God, that sucks out. So he tried to repropose to her so she'd stop talking about how she wants to get white dick. That's why you said, so enough that you'll shut your mouth when I tell you to.

She also goes on, like, like, Instagram live, and, like, she's trying to be cutsy, but it's kind of serious. She's like, I need more closet space. And then he's talking in the background. Like, he's just standing there, like, kind of sad looking, and a sad shirt, and his man tits are showing. And he's totally not swagged out. He looks like shit. He looks like an Indian Simpsons, like, cartoon.

And he's like, he's like talking shit back to her, and she just goes, shut up! Oh my god. Yeah, some of these accounts are doing big, big stories on her own. Big numbers. There's like a break... Gandhi has a breakdown on it. Gandhi's like, he has a cuck.

This is why you marry a 12 year old. He's brought shame on all of us. I would do a hunger strike on the pussy. No eating. Until she's saying... Oh, Schultz is doing a breakdown on it. Schultz, I think, has always kind of hated her. Yeah.

From the videos that I've seen, all these, you know, these breakdowns. I think I remember a very old clip from back in the day where he was kind of insinuating she was a whore. And sucks. And Akash was getting very angry. Yeah, yeah. And being like, you're rude. She hates you. My girl hates you.

And he's like, well, what the fuck? Brush it. Don't bring this beef into the barbershop. They're like, where I's from? Ain't no comment back from this. Where I's from? Upper West Side of Manhattan. 57th and 84.

Shit like this get you dead, homie. Damn. Let me see if Twitter hasn't any good edits. Man, I used to sell candy bars to buy. Phantom of the Opera tickets shit like that have you dad on the streets homie you try that

you try that in the UWS me and all my homies will sound like candy bars so we can get backstage tickets to the Lion King I do feel really bad for him that's brutal that's a man's like worst fear

it's horrible man it's horrible I mean here's actual proof, I guess, of him talking about his wife here. My wife also hadn't had any sexual partners, so that helped us connect a lot more. Let me ask you this. You literally fell for the she's of rage. If you've seen her, then it's hard to believe.

I remember I was just like, what? But she was like, she was 22, I was 31. There was an age guess. Sometimes I get so can't be a predator, right? I was popping my pussy and living my best life in these white boy

bratshouse. I'm actually I love the sound effect like, Slot! Hoar! So she also, right here, she tells this bitch, she's like her best friend. By, this is the worst podcast.

Like, they, it's unbelievable. The aliens will never land if they had to hear this. You could show me a picture of this. I know it's the worst podcast ever, and it makes $80,000 a month in advertising. Yes. Yeah. Yes.

And so she's telling her friend that her husband is like the hottest guy of all time and has like a 10-inch dick and is better than Akash. And then they cut to that guy. And he just looks like. He looks exactly like Akash. He just looks, he just wears a hoodie, a cooler, I guess, or something. Like, he has like a lineup a little better.

He's pretending to be a cholo. They're talking about like the hottest man on earth, and it's like a five-foot-three, like, little Indian guy. And Akash is the one paying for all this, I'm assuming. Yes. This nice studio. The SM7Bs. Yes, the editor, the clip guy. All Akash.

He's out. He does stand up all the time, Bradley, to get the fuck away from her and pay for all her shit. Mm-hmm. He even does jokes. In another breakdown, I saw. This was Andy Rooney. Did a breakdown of it. 60 minutes.

There's guys that are dead that are coming back. What's with Akash's wife's pussy? Why is it so wet for every brother on the street? And when can't get a white in where it gets up? Mike Wallace came back from the dead to do 60 minutes on this. He's talking to her pussy in a big chair. Like, she's the Ayatollah. Sorry, you saw another breakdown on this, on Akash, talking about going on the road.

Was it unique? Who was it? No, Unique stinks. I hate that guy. Oh, I like him. Well, he sometimes has a good clip, but just shut up. Just keep it to yourself. Your thoughts stick.

Just show the clip. Move on. I've already lost my trade of thought here. I like his style of the screen recording, though. Yeah. It's a throwback. It's gritty. Yeah.

I love me. It's bizarre journal. Unique, I love you. It's like fear and loathing in the mothership. So, yeah, there's a clip where he's doing stand-up, and he's, like, doing a joke about how, like, she just becomes so annoying, you don't want to have any problems. So he makes money to throw bags at her.

Like, any time she's being annoying, because it's a totally materialistic, soulless relationship. But he's just kind of a, he's kind of a virginy nerd. Your wife is your employer. cosplaying as like a cool guy his whole life that like gets pussy but he's probably only been with one woman. Yeah. Oh, 100%. For sure.

And in India, I think 60% of the men never fornicate or ever have a partner. Yeah. They're just because of the lack of women there, right? They're just raping each other the whole time. His therapist, like, tells him, like, I recommend circling a white woman. Have you tried... Let me show you this video

from Sri Lanka what this man did. Have you tried jacking off next? to him on a hike. Akasha's probably making a bribery money to pay guys to not fuck his wife. He's like, can you not fuck my wife this Saturday? My parents are in town. And I don't, last time

last Thanksgiving come was dripping out of her at the dinner table. So prepare us for this clip here. Devin. This should be the one. Preparas. So she thinks Nav is a hunk. And Nav is the guy I was talking about who's her best friend's husband. Oh, right. Yeah, yeah.

trying to have an orgy because and you haven't seen nav yet but wait till you fucking see him his body goes crazy his face card always slays never declines and it's kind of weird because i'm talking about your husband i just know that nasdick is like at least 10 inches okay i have two butthole stories so one time i met this guy on tinder and i think dumb mistake of letting him sleep over like not really wanting to fucking hook up and And I, like, woke up in the morning and, like, my asshole was a little sore. Oh, my God.

And I remember. This is insane. The gunshots are killing me, by the way. This is insane. Yeah. I'd burn my fucking house down. You have to. There's no other recourse, but to be in prison.

To go from being, like, you're on a podcast with, like, younger New York comics. You feel like you're doing them, like, a favor? And you're like, yeah, but no, she was, like, a virgin. And then now she's like, she's talking about, like, getting date raped in the ass and not even having a problem with it. She's like, I don't know, I forgot. I woke up. My asshole was like wide open. She's like,

I don't date white guys anymore because they rape me in my sleep. Just dipping over her husband. So it was me, the Duke lacrosse team, Ben Rathesberger, Mike Tyson. I didn't go to a bathroom for four years without getting raped. It was crazy.

I wouldn't trade it for a thing. I went trade it for a single thing. Damn. This She just keeps going. Of course you watch when you use a vibrator. Um, okay, not gonna lie, I don't watch porn while using a vibrator. What? I just think.

My imagination is vibration enough. Wow. I just think of like my own husband while I'm like doing it. Wait, that's kind of baller, but I can never do that. Yeah. It's good. Because my husband fucks me so badly. You can't make your wife calm.

You gotta take your own life, I think. She's just, I guess he's just never. he's never to he's never heard her say any of this though i think no i think he's begging he's begging her please stop doing this yeah and she just does not give a shit she does it's saying saying i'm trying to get indian she's indian yeah well it's because he's objectified her but in like a in like a in like a cuck way right he's like it's a shiny object to have on the right on your on your on your arm and show at the take places yeah he doesn't even really care if he's getting fucked sure he's just like but look look her skin's like great and i she's right next to me yeah and i can i kiss her on the

cheek every time I give her 80 grand yeah he probably tries to have sex with her and she sprays him with raid like a big cockroach she probably slaps his dick with a fly swatter he calls her the orcan man she puts on a hard hat that big that big tube on her back yeah strapped up and she just sprays his dick and balls you little fucking termite I'm about to turn you to dust yeah he's like he's like ripping out some wallpaper he's like you see you got it you got ah gosh right in here every day I find out another way it's bad to be indian it's just it's Not good, man. Even being, like, fake, like, American-Eyes, like, cool guy.

It sucks. This is what's going on behind the scenes. This is what's happening at home. This is what's going on behind the fucking scenes. Isn't that top shelf pussy, the hot Indian lady? Don't lose your, like, white guys kind of go for that, like, crazy if they have money? I don't know. I think they go more Japanese.

I think Indians just stay with Indians for the most part. I think, I think, like, there's a fetish for an Indian woman, but I think it's more like a dear prudence, like, almost like a whole. holier. I don't, I think that goes against what we want from an Indian woman. She's being like, like, call her daddy, like white slut whore. It's like annoying. Yeah. Like, she's very valley girl. It's like, well, then what's the point? I might as well just be with like a white chick. You know, you want to be with like an Indian girl that's like, I guess, you know, you got to lure out of her tent. Mm-hmm. You got to play a song for her. I'm a big sit-thar. Yeah, exactly. You gotta go George Harrison mode. Exactly. Yeah. Oh, there's, there's more

damning evidence. So I got, I got raped and she told her about getting raped in the ass while she was asleep. Yeah, that was casual. And told it, like, that was crazy. And I think she's too stupid to know that's rape. I think she's like, she's like, I'm just a fucking sexual woman. I get raped. If you're going to rape me, just tell me first. That's all I ask.

And so I was using you and your husband split finances. And I'm going to be really fucking honest. I don't. We don't. We don't. We don't. First of all, that's a fucking red flag. I'm not, like, no joke. I love you girls. If you want to work all, like, all for that, whatever. But like any man that doesn't want to have a joint bank account or isn't being transparent with his accounts or has separate accounts, that's a fucking red flag.

This is not a two-way street. This is a one-way street. His money is our money and my money is my money. He's actually dating. He's dating Patrice. Yeah. She's petreys. She's a gangster.

She's like, she's like, you got to put your foot on these, on these motherfuckers necks. But I'm an honest. honest, I'm a pimp. I'm a pimp. That's some pimp shit. You got to train your man. Ladies. Ladies, you got to train your man.

She pulls a stool up. Let me teach you a thing about that. Here's the thing. I'll pop my pussy. I'll be popping my pussy. No, these women, Susan B. Anthony would shoot her with a cult revolver. That's crazy. I know.

To be like, this is a one-way street. Your money is my money. My money. is my money. And even with the cutie... And by the way, she doesn't make any fucking money. No, not at all. You have, you do nothing. No, you do nothing. You order DoorDash and Merkinbags online. It's as crazy. What are you looking at, Ben? So it's a... I found statistics. He's such thing Akash's wife. This is a 66% of men are single. In India? I wonder if that's India or worldwide. That's what I'm trying to figure out. Because I saw some crazy stat about how there's less women there because I think they don't want women. It's like China Yeah, what's like

Get rid of them Yeah, there's not a lot of flies Around the Venus fly trap garden Makes sense Yeah Yeah, they're trying It's like getting rid of landmines Yeah

Yeah, who knows, man I mean Does India even know Are they even keeping count? Is he even, he's born here, isn't he? Yeah, he's like He's culturally, he's Indian He's second generation

Yeah He got a H1 black visa He's from He got a Hennessy 1 Hennessy 1 Black I watched footage of his wedding the other day You're insane

It's like Cape Fear I'm just on my couch Like combing my hair back I love that you have a dog now So it's so foxy when you do this Like you're in a rocking chair on your porch Me I'm applying eyedrops to my dog's fucked up eye

I'm just watching Akasha's wedding from like six years ago. What did you pick up from the wedding? It was really tragic and not fun. And she's not having a good time either. So she just seemed totally dry down there and not. It's them doing like they're just doing, you know, they're all in the Indian shit. Yeah. For like their family and because they're, you know, whatever.

Dress up all weird. Culturally. Right. But it's, um, it's not, it's not a festive. It's, it's like a pseudo festive vibe. It does not have like people. It doesn't feel like a big celebration. It doesn't feel like people believe in it.

Yeah. It's like a funeral. It doesn't feel like people believe. it's very Justin Baldoni but Indian coded right but Indian yeah the cake the cake has Akash his wife and then 14 toy black guys on top of it it's yes exactly it's Justin Baldoni coated but he actually did sexually harass everybody because it's Indian exactly did they did they did they at the end did they drive away in an 18 wheeler they have they have a gosh put put a spinning rims on an elephant and they

rode off into the distance There's an elephant with a grill And You have dice hanging off a horn No, I feel horrible for him Pray for Akash Pray for my word Akash I actually

Pray for my Hey Akash I'll see you when you get there I see you I think we should be careful because he seems like he's in the territory where he could jump off something. Dude, I would, yeah, I would genuinely feel bad. No person deserves this. No, yeah, at all.

Doesn't he look like every photo's an in-memorium for him? He seems like a good guy, too, actually. Knowing all this, I said I didn't want to bring it up on the show, knowing this, you brought it up immediately. We've talked about it for a half hour, and now you're saying he's actually a great job. I think he is. He's super famous now, and so, hey, I didn't start this shit. He's very wealthy.

I think Schultz pays those guys very well. This is the first comedian thing, like, controversy. You know, this like, whatever. That's that guy stuff. Well, I did no research into it. It was, like, mainstream. I was just, put upon you. I was, like, on the internet.

I'm like, why the fuck do I keep seeing things about Akash Singh and his wife? What's going on? There's a newsboy outside. Like, extra, extra, Akashwai. It's truly the most I've ever seen of anybody. Because, like, you know, just like reaction guys on YouTube are covering it.

Guys that don't just cover comedy bullshit. You're right. It has reached the chance. of black guys who watch Freebird for the first time and react to it. It's like everywhere. Yes. So that's what we have to talk about.

It would be disrespectful. We're giving this gold and we're just going to ignore it. Because you're trying to get off your phone this week or some bullshit. Are you kidding me? Ben, this is the treasure of the Sierra Madre. This will drag us all down, but we're not letting us. We got disfortune under our feet. It would be actually disrespectful to not talk about it because it's that insane.

It hurts us. hurts my soul. I'm on his side. It's just like it's, I couldn't imagine a worse nightmare. I think I'd rather have a terminal illness than this. But I think it could be the best for him. It depends on how he handles it, but he's not. He's going to handle it probably just, like, move straight on.

He's going to address it and be like, everyone being crazy, y'all be all crazy. And then just keep losing all his money to this, to this woman. He's going to go on flagrant too. He'd be like, so y'all overreacting because my wife is bad at making jokes. Yeah. Like, shit like that. Right. Right.

Sorry, my wife, like, tries to be funny. He might. He's like, listen, I try to stop on myself. but he's got to be careful because anything he says she's looking for a reason to be like, I'll divorce him and then take all your shit. And all you need to prove in the New York court

of law, right, is that you had to read like he started talking shit publicly about me or something, right? Shultz will probably tee it up a little bit to say Schultz getting shit is racism and they're going to go to the dark woke angle a little bit and say just because Akash is Indian, that's why he's getting

all this shit right now because there's so many white supremacists who he might He's tied into Nick Fuentes and stuff like that. He'll be like everybody's anti-Israel. Meanwhile, everybody's anti-India, too. You think about it. Well, he might do a, he might do a, like, everybody, yeah, I don't know.

I don't know what they're going to do. And what is he cooking up on a big speaking spell? Shaltz might just be like, they're just coming after, you know, they hate black people in Indians. It would be funny to be like, this is because of white supremacist. And then if you go on YouTube, it's just black people. making fun of O'Cosh. Yeah.

There's nothing to do with, you know. It's black men who smoke cigars making fun of O'Cosh. It's, yeah. Black men who dress like they're in the godfather, but in the flashback scenes. Yes. That rules. Yeah. God.

Just going, damn. Yeah. Fuck. That's brutal. It just keeps going, by the way. Like, you could look up another video. There's more clips of her on TikTok just talking about. Six hundred dollars.

Content creating. Wow, I went up a hundred bucks from last week. But that's my money. Okay? I don't know if you watch the boy, but I love him on the boy. I never watched that show, but like, he's on my hall pass list. Oh, yeah. Chase Crawford, Jacob Allorty, Austin Butler.

She just keeps going. She names every living man in Manhattan and stops at a cop. My door man. The guy who delivers me pizza on Fridays. Damn. Yeah, that's brutal. That sucks. Yeah.

People are posting speed reaction gifs. Yeah. Interstellar jiffs. It's over. I mean, he's over, man. Scroll up to that one, though. It was like a player of the ace, but it's just you're a cock, whispering at his ear. You're a cock.

That's good. That's good, clean, fine, that's there. You're a cock. You're a cock. Ocasch will be fine. It'll just make the next hour even better. You know, he's just, it'll make him think more about his craft. He's going to be fine.

Oh, nothing will happen. It'll move right on. He's an artist. Yeah. Akash's next hour is going to be 21 minutes. It's going to be great. He's going to get like an extra three minutes out of this. It's going to be, his next special is going to be called Bring Back a Pooh because he fucked my wife. You know what it will?

You know what I could see it affecting him? The only way it could affect him. Because anyone could deal with this and just, you just handle it. You take the hits and move on. And the internet will find a new victim. But this could affect him going forward because his whole thing. is like crowd work like you and your bitch

you know like you can't you can't let this is out there on you you kind of can't do your thing anymore because somebody would be like yeah you just go like what do you do for them he's like I fuck your wife and you're like exactly I think you can't go talk about like Will Smith and Jada Pickett Smith anymore

like this is a man that's cut we're talking about men in black and now you're this it's like what look at you yeah I can hear your wife getting fucked through the walls of the comedy club this could pave a new way for instead of comedy a kosh could start doing like beta like beta crowd work

oh he goes Chris Getherd style he does like one man shows well you still have to be cool obviously so he's still in that like yeah yo anybody out here like watch that woman get fucked yeah he's like you ever sit in a cuck chain your leg goes numbing shit damn I got hemorrhoys from my

motherfucking cuck chair I be getting a haircut in my cuck chair I hired the bar and come to me I get faded up Y'all ever be sitting on that stack of dictionaries in a cup chair? While you get in a lineup. What about you, sir? You fuck my wife?

Oh, you fuck my wife? Your best friend ever fuck your wife? Yeah, shit. Just pulled up the stool. Everybody would be fucking my wife. See, that's like fifth dimension gangsy. Y'all ain't even on that shit yet. It's when your wife get fucked all the time.

Yeah, my wife love to get raped. Hmm, shit. I love it too. I'm a freaking in word. My bitch went down to the foot locker got raped She ain't went in the foot locker She said who he didn't want to rape me She laid down

I just found out my bitch didn't understand The severity of waking up with a sore asshole After strange dudes were At the house Shuckie duck and quack clack Man I cannot please my woman I cannot please her Because of my small members

Where the fuck is the clip That's shit fake That's like Bigfoot to me player His next special is It's gonna have him pointing as his temples It's called it's cock and cockin' cuckin Man I'm fucking I'm fucking Indian and shit I'm fucking

Got an Indian ass dick It sucks Smell Indian Hmm My wife don't fuck me My wife don't my wife pussy all stretched out who takes on my money and don't fuck me. Speaking of taking money,

just we do have to read ads because we're the halfway part of now. Oh, good news for you. We actually have no ads this week. Oh, really? Yeah. I cleared up space so we could talk about Akash's wife's pussy

a little bit more. I knew this was coming. I played Koi the whole time. Good. How many motherfuckers here in an arranged marriage? I'm like, do your parents pick who you fuck outside of this?

Is that how they do it too? Dude, I was at the farmer's market today and I heard the, she was just seven. 17, if you know what I'm... Every song is about... Every song is about a 17-year-old or a 16-year-old. Interesting.

Every single rock song. It's cool. Yeah. So this is where Michael Tracy and those guys are coming from when they're talking about the Epstein victims and whatnot, I guess. Right. Right. Interesting.

Because Paul McCartney clearly didn't give a damn. Yeah. And then, in fact, you know, many of our grandparents, they married when they were like 15 or something. So what's the question? Yeah. Let's go down this road. But I thought they were going to...

die. That's true. They had the war. Yeah. The big war. They had the big war. They didn't know how much time I had. It's a well-trodden joke, but it is every time you're like, how did you mean? And your grandma's like, well, I was in middle school and he was raping me and I said yes. Like, oh. Did you guys know, I just found this out. This was the mate he fucked. Really? Oh, yeah. She looked like utter shit. That's her. He was Arnold Schwarzenegger, like, uh... Dude, he fucked the predator. Yeah. That's crazy. He was banging Luis Guzman. she looks happy as shit you know she was getting that good

oh yeah can you imagine her fucking at her hairdresser she's like I'm bang on a schwarzen baby you never gonna believe why I'm fucking he's eye out yeah they're running man they're running man I only see the running man he boosts me through a wall the six that he fucked me for the stick. He puts me through the mattress. Do you think that's pulling the trigger on ending the marriage? Or do you think that's a guy he'll just fuck anybody in anything and it doesn't matter?

He's horny. I think it's more so just like, I don't even know if it's like that's his taste. I think it's more like, whoa, I'm not supposed to put. You're the maid. Yeah. I'm in a position of power and you're my maid and you looked at me and I'm like, I could just fuck you. I'm a god. And then you just start doing it.

I'm a God, and then you just get hit with one of those random horny moods out of nowhere. She's home. Your wife is. You're like, I mean, it's a burby. I'm a God. I'm going to fuck you right now. And in a weird way you go. In a weird way, you go, yeah, but it won't be like, because you're not really that good looking.

I don't feel as guilty about this for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, I don't know, man. Maybe this is just, you know, that's what he's into. Or that. He wants to.

That's very foreign. exotic to him he's an austrian guy yeah he's never seen that's like a snake skin boot he's yeah he's never seen like a mound of beans before that's like very exotic to him is like a very exotic to him is like extremely ugly Hispanic woman like fucking a bison burger may this be terrifying to you of your woman out there thinking oh well i'll just get a babysitter that's like hideous you know i'll get a or i'll get a maid that's like 500 it's not going to stop us it doesn't you'll never stop us. We'll cheat on you

every day. It doesn't matter. You got your tits done this year. And you look, you look 10 out of 10 amazing every day. I'm bored of fucking you. Honey, did you hire a burn victim as the maid? I don't care. With like the no-nose and ears. I'll still take her down.

I just fucked Freddy Cougar. You're welcome. You're right. It might be like an I'll show you type of thing. It is. Like she shows up. He's like, you think I'm not going to fuck her. I think it is an I'll show you. Yeah. I'll fuck her two times today.

Yep. Bit. And the marital bed too. Yeah, that's the biggest. He fucked her and then she had to clean the sheets and then make the bed. That probably. Was that when he was with, um, Claudia. Triver.

Chriver. Claudia Shriver. Maria Shriver? Maria Shriver. Yeah, the Kennedy. The Kennedy. The Kennedy. He wanted to marry Kennedy.

He cheated on her with, with that woman, with the maid. With Felipe, yeah. Supposedly RFK Jr. was into felching. He does a text with Olivia Nuzi or whatever her name is Nuzi. I don't know how to pronounce it. I don't give a fuck. I'm barely following it. I heard about this.

But I did see that he had a text of shit because he's cheating on, I guess he's Cheryl. Yeah, he's a lady from curbing your enthusiasm and sucking and fuck. But obviously, R.F. Kennedy, he's made, like, his ex-wives, like, kill themselves and stuff. Sure, sure, sure, whatever. He's got, like, a Jim Carrey diary, right? He's got, like, kind of a history, like a Jim Carrey history, right? Sure.

He's the mask. Where it's not really that satisfying unless there's a few deaths in your wake. but god forbid you just fucks supposedly in the i'm gonna look this up in the text exchange i briefly saw that he was into felching with her he wanted to felch no i believe that is you uh well let's keep it safe for youtube here because we've been to explicitly sexual before in the past so felching is when you you uh burp come no so isn't there a straw involved you yeah yeah so you you you you uh-uh inside of a woman's hooter shit hooter hole

and her shit hole you come in her shit hole yeah and after you've blown tons of semen up her ass her ass pussy her ass pussy you then supposedly

you get a straw and you stick it into her asshole and you I guess you suck it out do you suck it out or do you do the thing when we were kids where you cover one end with your finger and then pull it out yeah like you're at the diner like having fun

you're discovering discovering physics as a child, but it's common in a woman's pussy. Yeah, and then you move it to her asshole, and then you blow it in. Oh, yeah, here we go. It's New York Post. New York Post. What is felching? The raunchy sex act, RFK Jr. texted about with Olivia Nuzzi, according to her ex, Ryan

Lizza. These are all made up people. God. Just imagine him just with his shaky voice. Being like, I'm going to suck come out of your pussy and then spit it in your house. I always said there's the amount of semen and skeletons in my cause. If they could vote, I'd be allergic. And they'd be coming everyone's ass in America.

It's funny, he's in charge of, like, the health. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, is that healthy? Yeah, he could just be like, no insulin anymore. Just wave his hand. It says this is an incredibly high-risk sexual behavior. It's like bug-chasing behavior. Yeah, licking or sucking semen.

from a partner's anus or vagina. Yeah, interesting. Sick. That's, like, gay to me if you're doing that. I mean, this is, like, M&M lyric sex. Like, this is, like, the darkest corners of Eminem's lyrics. He has a whole song about felching

and, like, shoving gerbils up people's asses and stuff. RFK is having M&M's. Slim, shady sex. RFK's like, I love EBOB's world. I'm gonna do EBOM shit to you, bitch. Let's, let's bring a change. Hall into the bedroom. Get e-fuck, get on it.

Get some ideas. I love porn blovers. Pain Olympics. What a nail through my fucking cock you for. B. M.E. Payne Olympics. You don't want you to shit in this yard. And I can eat it. Let's do some kids in the sandbox shit.

I like that asshole, bitch. Is this R.F.G. wanting his balls nailed to the floor. Sawing the head off of the ear. I spit in my ass, wharf. Put an apple slice in my

dickhole. Turn me into pie, bitch. Oh, is everyone so fucked up? I know. It's very funny. These guys are all satanic. Just wanting to

like no soybean oil, but I do want to suck the shit out of your ass it's safer than Red Die 40 maybe he just wants calm to taste better that's why he's banning seed oils in Red Die 40

women don't learn too didn't someone marry Schwarzenegger after that whole thing too I'm sure yeah so they all just keep hopping from one lily pad of pussy to the next women just don't learn and they cheated on her with Felipe Asparza

I'm gonna suck your fucking dick for he just can't stop He's so horny Four ugly Mexican women He's going across the border Like rolling thunder Where are they?

Bring me the fat as well No it rules Oh you guys want to see a guy screaming an immigrant Of course I thought I was waiting Sure Is this home footed?

Well we put a body camera I'm on Ben, like a cop. This is a guy wanting to call ICE on a charity worker because she was speaking Spanish. Do you know where this was located? I got no clue, man. Just America. Was this on the east side, the lower

east side? Here we go. The one that hate wetbacks. Un-American, seriously. Yeah, wetbacks, wetbacks cause you're immigrant. I'm going to do something. I am not a wet-bag, okay? I don't care with that way.

You're an immigrant, ain't you? Immigrants. Now, my back's wet, but I don't know how to swim. It's because my heart stopped while I was in the changing room. I've been over to put a shock down, and my heart ain't going to be working for a 15, 25 minutes. This guy rules. Are those gym shorts? Excuse me, I'm looking for a shirt with the tightest belly possible.

Is that his son being like, Jesus Christ? I got in the extra large shirts. I like when they're tight. I hear tight is in. Sir, are you the one that hate wetbacks? An American citizen. Yeah, wet backs, what's because you're immigrant. Listen, I'm going to do something.

She's speaking immigrant. You're an immigrant, ain't you? Yes, I am. And you know what? You know what? You have you gone with you? Okay, if you're an immigrant out there, you guys got to have some quick with it.

to come back with. You guys keep stuttering. Start speaking Spanish. Like, Maricom. Like, sale the worst thing. It's also, they're doing Trump, 2016 media shit, where they're being like, I am, I am more than an immigrant. You'd be like, you're an ugly fat retard.

Yeah, start attacking them. Don't act like you're a part of, like, the, like, the, like, the campaign. Go low. Go low. He's got a gun. You're pulling out a knife. Yeah. Pull out another gun.

Yeah. Blow his kneecaps off. Exactly. Exactly. Yeah. He's also so fat he's somehow tucked a napkin into a pocket that doesn't exist. he just got napkins sewed into his chest immigrants stole my teeth

you know what you're done with you because I know I'm sure you're probably right you shoot me aren't you sir with no teeth yeah it actually it actually does it makes it makes my heart hurt more when they go into like I know I am a hardworking person I come to this guy like it's like oh no don't even go no don't you don't you don't owe him like a spiel You think this guy cares? Fuck this piece of shit.

You think this guy cares about your West Wing speech? This guy can't speak. He doesn't care. He's a moron. This country was founded on immigrants. No. Your son is embarrassed. Look, your son is arms cross because he hates you.

He hopes you die. Yes, exactly. Yeah. You know what? Have you gone with you? He thought the dressing room was for ranch dressing. He's like, I saw no hidden valley. He's walking into the dressing room before.

into the dressing room with wings She's room. Asking the employees. I hate to bother you. Is there a blue cheese room? That's how we do it in Buffalo. If you're listening to Home Fire, a few shots in the air.

A couple freedom pops. If you're in the top floor of your apartment, just can do a couple of freedom pops into your ceiling. He rules. And you, sir, with no thief. And no sticking, there's no sticking. Oh, he's actually winning. Yeah, he's kicking her ass.

Hey, it's my up for the camera, sir. You know what? I didn't ask him. Sling blade noises. Goofy. That's what my damn name is. Oh, yeah? Wow, I can believe it.

Yeah. Yeah. Sir, are you the one? Like he's respawning. I know. He looks naked too. He's wearing like flesh-colored pants. He looks like that thing, scientist, designed to survive a car wreck, the human.

God, that's crazy. He rules, yeah. He just got out, he just got out of a dressing room, saw himself from every single angle possible, and he's like, they're fucking disgusting, fucking beaner. That's crazy. He rules Oh man, that guy rules Great hairline on the guy, I gotta say

The hairline? Jealous of that hairline Yeah Good for him That's pretty good Yeah It's not bad Yeah

Yeah, he rules He actually kicks ass Devon he's Christian He's a Christian man Crisis game He's a good Christian man Oh this was Mount Pleasant Texas Oh well perfect

excuse me i'm looking for um uh floated bands from my sunglasses i got too fat for these are they in a ross with an i hop inside of it i just think in the back they just saw i hop but they're at ross that's just a guy cooking pancakes and a ross don't mind me i'm just tailgating wow i thought mount pleasant was where that the those human slaves were or whatever probably i think that's where kwanah parker's mom got like kidnapped and raped or whatever It's a lovely town I hear Mount Pleasant Great town, he's the mayor

It's a great place At your town No webbats No immigrants Immigrant Immigrant, immigrant, emigrant You speak to immigrant I'm a sweat back

I speak, I speak white I speak I can't hear me like me Be dignified like me Oh, Devin Did you see this? What is this? Oh, God.

A streamer injecting his girlfriend with face filler? Yeah. Jesus. Jesus. I didn't know people were doing this like that. He's injecting his 17-year-old girlfriend with face filler. I don't know if that's real. Jeff Epstein just tipped $4.

Yeah. Oh, so actually it's a... fat dissolving peptides, not filler. So it was for a bucule fat surgery, I guess. Hmm. Yeah, well, she'll be ruined. It's those Chinese peptides. Already a pretty girl just ruining herself.

He wants to make it harder for her face to scream in public. This is, yeah, this is. I'd rather him be, like, getting her into heroin. I'd rather him be, like, getting her into heroin. Dude, I can always see clips. Injects meth. Take that out of crazy. Chat, where it looks max in her.

It's all good. Chat. Dr. Klav. Thank you for the donation, Jeff Hepstein. I love television. Thank you. So if they're all, like, where are their parents? Like, I couldn't have done this at 17 just going live for tens of thousands of people

injecting things into my girlfriend's face. No one has any parental guidance anymore. Is that just gone? It's done. No. It's just gone. I mean, there's that rapper that just murder. a girl left her in his car for like months on end. The family's like, oh, I guess.

Right. So there's not going to be an extra play at Thanksgiving. Yeah, I guess. People are going through his lyrics. He's like, I murdered that bitch, put her in the trunk. Yeah, literally. And people are just like, I think this guy's a bad guy. But he's not even, he's getting even prosecuted? It's unbelievable how long he's been let. Just like, three. It's like David is his name. David. Yeah. David with a four or something. And now they can't even tell like how or when she died because they, they, they, like, she was frozen. So they're almost like, I guess I guess if this case is impossible The way you can like freeze a rattlesnake Huh?

You can freeze a rattlesnake with a nitrogen Right, Jason? With nitrogen You can freeze a rattlesnake in its tracks And then it will unfreeze later and keep slythering I know I know a frog you can do that You can freeze a frog and then it comes back to life I've already do it with snake That's crazy

Probably do it with a snake You probably do it with your weenie The thing can't do it with is a 17 year old girlfriend She's dead forever They die Yeah, they're not coming back I like to think that this guy is streaming here, his parents are actually in the other room being like, why is no one listening to our stream? They, like, have the same lighting, the same camera.

They're on Twitch, but there's only three or four people watching. Pugging their head through the door, son, can you shout out our anti-masking live stream? Our anti-masking 2025 live stream we do. So, can you let people know we'll be down at Huntington Beach tomorrow, yelling about it. about masks son can you look at 3 p.m. tomorrow I'll be driving through Huntington Beach Square in my F-250 to raise awareness for masks for all I know that's even fake I don't even know it doesn't matter anymore yeah the people are you know what everybody's getting tricked by now is the AI videos of the Hawk coming down and still in the babies I haven't seen

those there's tons of AI they're just a little baby sitting in the park just like go go go guy playing and then a big falcon will come down and pick them up it's good and all the comments people are like I'm crying I'm crying the guys the guys The guys who make those and just tweet them out with no, like, this is AI, it's like, you might as well, you're the Joker. You truly want chaos to rain. Because old people are just seeing babies again. Yeah, they think it's all real. It's literally like, I dressed up like the devil and went to an old folks home and just went, ah!

You're a bad guy. Yeah, you're insane. You did the scene from plane trains and automobiles to your grandma. When John Candy turns into the devil. Yeah, a big red devil. I'm like, yeah, I wanted to have some fun. And so I trick 30,000 old people into thinking hawks are stealing babies. I kind of miss growing up close to our grandparents.

Yeah, I do. I do as well. I love them and stuff, but especially our sisters, she used to assault our grandmother, which was interesting. Yeah, I do remember that one time, yeah. My sister, I don't know if we, but she, or she tried to get a, she was just young and. No, she was like 15 years old. She's 15. She's a jump on my grandmother's back and the girl, she thought it'd be hilarious. She tried to get a piggyback ride from my grandma

who was like 78 at the time. I watched the whole thing. She just ran up and then like jumped on her. She went to go jump on her shoulders and I just saw my grandma's shoulders just go down to the ground at the speed, at terminal velocity

and just like fall down. We all were like, is this the end? Yeah. Are we watching the end? No, I literally turned to my sister. Watching manslaughter. Your sister is Bam Margera. I turned to my sister.

I go, what the fuck were you doing? She's like, I wanted a piggyback cry. I'm sorry. Our grandma was just like flat on the floor. You know, when you're just a communication breakdown. Yeah, I guess you're right. You know when you're not a kid, you don't realize you're a... It's just when a bit goes wrong.

We've all been there. You don't realize you're an adult. Yeah. You're now an adult size. You're not a little kid jumping on people in a store anymore. It was that kind of moment. Yeah, that she had. Yeah, she thought she was five.

She was 15 and... I do you think it feels great probably to assault the elderly. Oh, for sure. Why do you think the knockout game was so popular? Because it's fun. Yeah. It's probably like shooting a big clay pigeon out of the sky. Just watching.

their face break in half like a big clay pigeon anytime i hear about a robber breaking into someone's home like an elderly person's home and then they can't get the ring off their finger and they cut the finger off to get the ring i'm always like you could just rip that off remember the way we used to go dove hunting you could just rip the bird's head off after it died you can do that with an old person's finger up and just shake it and then it pops off yeah yeah it's kind of like the mummy yeah like like if you tried to touch a mummy's finger and it just kind of broke off off. Same, same shit.

What's fine to me is this is the saddest thing I could ever think of is a guy breaking into an old person's home and robbing them. It happens every second of every day. Yeah, and the people who do it are like out of bar where they're like, what do you do from him? He's like, oh, I rob and kill elderly people. Dude, it's fucking great. They can barely fucking move.

Oh, matter of fact. Yeah, just matter. Yeah, no, I did was I broke his finger off and then I took the ring. His grandpa gave him. He's like, they're really weak. They're really weak and confused. scared and they have a lot of money saved they can't even they're too weak to pull the trigger

on their guns so I just break in I hit them with a big bat and then I steal war bonds imagine we were evil people sure imagine we were bad people so we have this basement here we could turn this into some sort of cage okay

within seven days of this said cage being created with a whole lock system and no screams could be heard down here we could round up probably 20 to 30 elderly people steal them from their homes, bring them back here, put them, just set them down, let them watch TV. We could have a chicken coop of old people.

We're very charming. Start giving them strict nine, doing weird tests on them. We can do that for years and no one would find out. Be like, what's your password? Turn them into, like, weird whores. Make them podcasts. Like fake asses. Be upstairs.

Be upstairs. Be upstairs, be like, I'm going to go fuck Opel. I'm going to go kill one of them. I'm bored. I'm bored. Dude. You guys mind if I go kill one of them? Dude, Daylight saving times kicking my ass.

I'm going to go kill one of them. We just throw raw chicken. We open the door, throw raw chicken in here. Eat fags. A bunch of old people in captivity fags. Why are you doing this? Why let me out, please? Shut up.

Eat up, fags. Fags. I want root beer My teeth hang Shut up Yeah You can make them You can make them all

Dude you know what's cool too You could just stop feeding them And they'd eventually kill one of them And start eating their body Yeah You can make them feast upon one of their corpses Yeah yeah yeah Drink the blood and eat them

Turn them into weird I am legend zombies But it was like Someone's sweet old Nana At one point Yeah I like the thing

That you turn them into sex objects You get them like Fucking lip fillers And fake tits Make them look like Laura Looner Make them look insane Mabel's

Tits are looking insane You could get one Jennifer Coolidgeed Yeah Go real crazy on it Put beach balls in there Yeah Give her wheels

She can't walk anyway The skin on my chest Put the legs off Put wheels down there My implant popped It hurts so bad This pussy don't pop for you This pussy popped for an allied veteran

For 80 years Mr. He was a part of the 81st Airborne Who are you? He was a part of one of the most racist Marine Corpses of our time How dare you It's funny to say that about a World War II veteran who defeated Hitler and stuff.

Yeah, but he didn't know. And you call him racist. He didn't know about the Jewish shit. If he knew about the Jew shit, he would have gone home. He would have got back on the boat. He'd be like, oh, carry on. Sorry, I didn't know. I didn't know this show was going on.

You guys need help? We were just coming over here to help, actually. I love to switch sides now that I know. The mission. Yeah, but that's a really fucked up idea. What I'm saying is if we're evil, we could do it. it easily and no one would stop us. Yeah. Yeah.

I think you could get some sort of scant-a-like-scrambler thing when you pull up to someone's home, it cuts off the feed and the ring doorbell and all that. You have to you know. But no one would go looking for a 99-year-old person if you brought them here. You would think so, yeah. No, they wouldn't. They wouldn't because they don't know anybody. Looking for them, yes. They don't

know anybody anymore. No one knows them. They're so old. Everybody that once knew them and even knows they're alive is dead. If you tell the cops your 99-year-old grandma, while I was missing, they won't even, like, leave the police station. Yeah. Yeah. And on top of this, dude? Well, she's dead. Sorry. Take the Social Security checks. Yeah.

Fuck it. Yeah. I mean, you're already keeping them in a cage. Yeah, why not? Fuck them. And you go, this is rent. This is you paying me rent. Mm-hmm. I'm your landlord and I keep you in a big cage with 40 other... You're my Tyson chickens. Now lay

an egg. Now lay me a big egg. Take this... Oh, put it. Lay me. Lay a big egg. I'll take this hand kit. Lay a big bag. This hand cannon is going to see you this. When you want to blow off, Steve, you come down here, there's 30 elderly people in here,

and you just start beating this. Because it's just free range. You just put on boxing gloves and come down with a mouthpiece. I just start. It's not even that. It's not even that. I didn't want to get my hands dirty. I bring down a 45 magnum in one bullet.

And I just spin it and I go, who's, who's, you? We're going to be quick. Oh. Five more left. Five more. It's going to fucking be you. You know what's funny is, but at one day you would get so sad and lonely and depressed, you would come down here and make them all watch Akash Singh videos with you.

Yeah, I would make them watch a home alone with me because I'm alone on Christmas. And they'd be like my son, my grandson's McColley Coking. Yeah, that would be... I think that would be a bad thing to do. I think you'd be a bad guy if you did that. You'd make them fight each other for freedom. You come down and throw a hammer into the middle of the room. So funny.

You can fight to the death, the old fags. As morbid as it sounds, it's also very funny. Like, if you made it funny, if you... It is because... I think it's funny because, like, we think, like, old people aren't even real. Yeah, they're objects. So, like... Yeah.

Yeah. There is part of me that does, like, when you mention an old person, I... I completely delete their entire life and dreams and hopes and failures. It's like they just always been an old person. Yeah, they've always been at the bank trying to unwrap a candy for 45 minutes. They don't exist outside of that. They're not real. I'm the only person that's real.

I have solipsism that's killing me. I mean, that's why everybody just out here sticks them into home. It doesn't even take care of them. Yeah, I get it, man. They suck. You'd want to take care of them if they didn't suck so much. No, it's just no one was expecting people to live this lot. The life expectancy was not this long when these people were born.

It wasn't anywhere near this. We need to, as a country, bring back, like, ritualistic suicide, like guys getting on big ice floats, like Eskimos. Because then you could go with honor, you know? Put a TV on there. Yeah, like, we... Long extension. Yeah, just Rush Limbaugh, clips from 97 on a BHS. Because we worked at an old folks home, and those people, there's, like, no dignity in that.

One lady had hair on her tongue. I think about her all the time. Remember she would come up to us after we did a sermon. She'd be like, oh, she had a mustache on her tongue. She would stick her tongue. She would stick her tongue out like, she starts picking off these black hairs, this bolt. Hairs would grow off this mold on her tongue. Oh, motherfucking great.

That's what I said to her. Yeah. I said, listen, bitch. I go, lady, you're scared of me. I'm 12. You're scary. I remember we used to, our family would drive this old guy who was like, you know, a business owner. He was like 95. We'd drive him to church and I'd help him into the car and, you know,

like you grab his hand and then he'd take a step and then he would like fart and shit himself. He'd be like, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Then he'd fart and shit himself again and be like, sorry, I'm sorry. And you're like, yeah, this guy should have 12 years ago got in a big cannon on the 4th of July and got shot over the Rose Bowl. Is it better for the economy for people to have babies or for people to live forever? Probably for people to have babies, right? Yeah, people do not.

People need to live 10 years less long, like right now. So the pharmaceutical industry needs to cut this shit out right now. Don't they think like COVID was kind of designed to kill boomers? That's what, yeah, that was the early conspiracy theory. Take them out a little bit. Yeah. Hey, we can start our very own COVID down here. We could.

And it's called the old people fight club. How about this, Devin, think about it. Because people are living too long, it's destroying the economy. It's destroying the world. what we do is we do death wish but for the elderly where we're walking around we see all these old people around LA

and we're just like some motherfuckers I'm coming to clean up these goddamn one day of rain I'm coming wash them You're just staring at an 88 year old woman Can you help me The guy that thinks he's doing like A political like revolutionary act

By murdering a 90 year old woman Can you help me Can you help me get into the library Time to eat lead you Oh, bitch. Yeah, then just slide a gun down your fucking forearm. But it's an airsoft gun. It goes right through their heart.

Yeah, you're talking like Charles Bronson. Time to die, whore. Fuck you. But you're not witty at all. Why don't you die, slut? I need to think of things to say more often. From an alpha's perspective, older women, are more ran through.

Yeah. So they gotta go. That's true. The guys can stay. The whatever podcast taught me that. Interviewing, the whatever podcast interviewing a 90-year-old woman. Like, so you're a worthless, like, ran through bitch. I'm my grandson, and I had them 60 years ago.

Shut the fuck up, whore. So your pussy's 60 years ruined. Wow, what a dumb cunt. You're wasting your wife. for head three baby mommies get the fuck out of you fucking stupid old bitch christ's king christ i love christ i love christ i love christ i love christian fuck mexicans i love christ family values should somebody shoot this old fad christian christian christic king christican dot com slash is this one going to be is this one be patreon no no okay this will be fine on youtube

we didn't even say anything offensive you're the one that started the whole like killing old people thing. I don't know. Yeah, but it's hypothetical. It was a hypothetical. Parity one. Parity law. Parity law. Party law, bitch. I'll see you in court. If anything, I'm telling the cops, like, hey, look how easy this would be for me and my three friends to do. Go help them. So you should go, yeah.

You're one of those hackers who works for the government. Thank you. We're telling the cops to go be good to old people. Thank you. I'm not saying to do it. I'm saying to help them. Imagine if there was psychopaths like that doing that. Imagine. Imagine. Imagine. Yeah. And there are. Go prepare and help them.

In this very room. Imagine. Imagine all the people. Free Akash. Free Akash. Free Akash. Goodbye, everybody. Bye.

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