lemonparty - 166: Underneath the Bleachers

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Ben talks about how Sydney Sweeney has breasts that flop up and down and are heavy and round and white and they bounce quite extraordinarily due to their weight and shape and jiggling upward in her bra but sometimes there is no bra and her nipples are there. Also Jace the cinephiles reviews Marty Supreme at the Americana, Ben talks Michael Tracy, Prince Andrew, and Devan lays into a fat guy who eats biscuits and sweet tea... Happy new year! https://www.lemonparty.life/ https://hellofresh.com/lemon10fm bonus episodes ⁠https://www.patreon.com/lemonparty⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Austin, uh, Beneaver. Live tickets, January 6th. And, uh, with Connor McNett. New Year and with Connor McNatt. New year. I'm doing Sean Gardini at me. I'm doing his show too. Lovely. Uh, January 1st is New Year's. That is Thursday. Yes. So this episode will come out on, wow, this is going to be the first episode of 2026. Really?

Or no, this, not this one, the Patreon that's coming up. The Patreon will be the first episode, of course. Yeah. and this year we're going to say it and this year we're going to say it. You rag clean, but your gas tank is on knee. Be stepping now they got no keys with shoes on your feet. That's just a kid, bro.

You don't know what you're talking about. In the baby, there's no choice when the come out. Hate to see you in the club. You're bombing with a mug. No one that's too bad with your boy, you're nothing but a scrub. But he was beat me. That's when I got him on you, when you had him faith. I showed it in our face, drinking on the act.

Yeah, I think Benny's got more hard than both than both of those. I didn't watch the Racking Machine, so I can't comment it. Oh, I mean, I'm not the fashion machine, but like this, like this for a Safty movie, this had the most traditional, like, I guess that's true. Right? I don't know. Just because of even that last scene, what the fuck. kid and shit i don't know as soon as i figured that he was jewish i stopped paying attention

i'm recording by the way oh you're recording okay great yeah more like marty subpar to me i can't find their tv remote yeah like marty supreme store because it was a bunch of because there's a bunch of fucking zoomer horseshit in the 50s that what i thought bub we were it was funny we were walking out of the me and devon watched it earlier Devin for the second time. And then we, Ben just met us at the, at the gallery after we got out. Ben just escaped his family. Ben hit us up.

We were like going to a two hour and 45 minute movie. And right before we sat down, Ben goes, I'm at the Americana. And he was just drinking milkshakes out in front at Barnes & Noble walking around like a, like a fucking book pedophile. Yeah, he was molesting milkshakes. But we walked out and me and me and Devin were both like, we were like, we liked it. There was a lot of flaws. And then, we were like, Shalmay was really good. And then Ben, can you do your impression of Marty Supreme, the whole movie?

Yeah, I mean, I can't. That is just, is my mic on? Yeah. Well, look, look, there's technically nothing wrong with the movie except that it's about a gay retard. Uh-huh. Other than that, everything's technically great. Jewish. Jewish.

Yeah. Martin Mouser. I thought he played a guy from the 1950s. because he'd be like, dude, you totally have to go there. And then Tyler Crater's like, he's in a model T, like, fuck, no, white. He's dropping soft end too constantly. And with an A.

Which I was like, did that happen then? We're black people? Did they even know about ping pong back then? Even the amount of motherfuckers said in the movie, I was like, is that really? I mean, I didn't mind it as much as you. You opened my eyes to that because I was like, I know there's a lot more here for me to dig.

of not like it. No one's talking like it's 1952. No, no, no, no, but no. Yeah. Yeah. No one is. And he's not Jewish, by the way.

I'm supposed to suspend this belief though. He's a petite Frenchman. He's a little petite Frenchman. Yeah, no, I know. They go the two Jews of the movie, Pamela Adlaan's daughter and Timothy Shalameh.

It's actually very anti-Semitic movie if you think about that. I think they're just, it's almost, it is anti-Semitic because they're like, no, he's Jewish. He's like annoying as shit for three hours straight. He's very greedy and just Yeah

Screws people over His desire to have it all Just screws Ruins everything In everybody's lives And he's a bad dad Cheers To the safeties

They keep getting worse and worse I liked it It was just for no reason They put uncut gyms In the middle of the movie For an hour That's the thing I was really enjoying it

And I was like Oh hell yeah And then he comes back to New York And I was like For about an hour Like what the fuck is this? I was like we get it Jews are ugly

stop showing me random Jewish guys from Instagram It felt like there was 40 pages of the script where it was just like And then, and then he falls through the bathtub And then the guy has a dog And then his arm is fucked up And then the guy's actually in the mafia

And then they go to the New Central Park And then he eats her out And then she gives him a necklace And then the cops come And then they take the necklace But then April Ferrari And he has a dog But then

And then it feels really gritty because I know a lot of fucking weird fucked-up face guys that work at dry cleaners in North Jersey and I'm gonna cast them in the movie and they're gonna stare into the camera while Timothy Shalamey acts. He loves Pockmarks, this guy. Pock marks and fucked-up noses and big fat guys.

It's how you New Yorkify your characters. This is making them ugly and yeah. They have much like their souls. Smog damage. It was also funny watching it at the Americana because we were like, it was like two and a half hours of like looked at these fucked up ugly-nosed people and then we walked outside and saw more ugly, disgusting people

than that were in the movie, frankly, if you ask me. You know, he usually does that and I'm always like, I like that because I like seeing regular people on screen. Sure. But it'd be, it was like excessive. It was too much. It was taking me out of it where I just, yeah. They gave Tyler the Creator at like a conked hairstyle.

I'll conked back like the beginning of Malcolm X. And every 30 minutes, you're like, is that Wilton? Chamberlain? How was he in this movie? No, he would already see it. Every moment I turn and I'm like, is that Penn. He's like, that's Pinn-Jolette from Penn Tower. He's like, okay, I guess Pind Gillette's a farmer now.

I'm loving that Kevin O'Leary finally gets his big break. Yeah. His next film, by the way, I heard, Richard Branson may be starring. It's going to be great. He's going to put Verizon on the map, you know? It was so annoying that I think he was good. He was good in it. It bothered me.

It was fine in it. This is a thing. You're a really good actor, but it is, it's kind of, do you see Kevin O'Leary kind of kill it? And you realize it's not real, right? But then at the same time, oh, yeah, of course. It happens all the time. There's a million people that have a homeless guy off the guy and Joe, the homeless guy. You know, he's great.

Yeah. The guy who's like dancing. But there is a level. Kevin O'Leary was good because he's playing, like, I guess, like a version of himself. Yeah, it's an evil businessman. You could cast like a real actor and elevate the movie if you wanted to. Yeah. Like, put a Brian.

talks or something in it and it's way more interesting but you could or you could have Warren Buffett play that guy and I think give him a fair rate obviously the guy's only worth 300 billion give him fair rate there was a moment where I'm not kidding it was the man with the homeless voice

and then George Gervin appeared within five seconds of each other at that point you're like this is just I know the Avengers for like I don't know the best week ever topics it's yeah yeah it had a chance

it had a real chance it had a chance love the first hour really liked the last 20 minutes same same but just had to put all of his nonsense gobbly gook in the middle

yeah yeah that's my those are our thoughts yeah and we spoiled a lot of it for everybody yeah sorry spoiler alert now we're spoiled

somebody's pissed that they know pendulettes in the movie now spoiler alert there's music that's not of the time in it how about this you know people go oh you're going to spoil the fuck you you're going to be at home you're going to

be a second screen you're going to be scrolling you're going to take a shit halfway through you know what I mean you're not they're going to wait for it to be on streaming which doesn't even count it doesn't count you didn't see it dumb ass you jack off for half of the movie and then when the movie finishes you have dry come all over you like that was great

yes yeah you're on you're on Twitter going like bro cook with this one 20 minutes into the movie you go hold Hold up. Let me tweet a picture about me about to watch the movie. My letterboxed is in my bio. Now seated.

Now seated for this shit. Yeah, seated. And then I retweeted. I go, wow. That shit might be actually like breaking my brain. It might be the reason. Listen, I think I have, my opinions were honest this year about all the top movies. Sure, sure, sure, sure.

And I wanted to love them. But there is an element of the internet cinephile that's driving me up a wall. Yeah, it's true. Pretty nuts. It's driving me insane. Guys who, we saw it again, tweeting about Marty Supreme's

box office numbers. The numbers. The box office numbers. They are obsessed with how much money movies make. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah.

And this movie's going to blow their fucking minds because I don't think they know what 1970 is. I don't, I don't think they, like we were saying that there's probably people

that are seeing this movie and they're walking out and they're Googling 1950. And they're like, that shit was real? How do they know that Sistine Chapel is good if there's no price tag?

Like, if you can't buy it. Right. How would they even know if it's good, you know? Yeah. They can't look up the worth of the thing. Yeah, they go to the Vatican. They're like, the Pope's got a lot of gold. Popey's stacking gold.

I mean, I can't imagine going to Google and being like, how much money did Marty Supreme make on Christmas Day. Yeah. And then seeing 17.2 and you go, okay, that's not terrible. Interesting. For an 824 movie? For an 824 movie? But it kind of makes me think Timothy's star power is waning slightly.

what talk about the movie being good or bad retard so that's all you should talk about so they doubled they doubled the box office in a weekend mm-hmm bro's really cooked with this one y'all but you know but you know they had to make 79 and a half million to break even i did some marketing calculation real quick but then you beat that guy he looks like paul danao that's the thing bro cooked on Broke-cooked on that shit. Paul Dana with like Luke Garrick's disease. He has the flower hoodie on that everyone

wears that ends up sucker punching somebody in an online video. He's like, Marty, a swagged out white boy like me. I pretend that he wasn't Jewish. James made the best point of the whole thing is the Safty brothers invented this new type of wigger that they're really championing. A hustling wigger, yeah.

Is it a new type of wigger? I believe it's Jewish wigger. Oh, yeah. A jigger. They were Jews that looked up to... Yeah. It's a hard J. A hard J. They love the NBA.

That type of shit. Gambling. Yeah, black Jews. But when Uncut Chims came out, I didn't know black Jews even existed at all. So that was a revelation. Adam Sandler's kind of a black Jew in that movie. No, that's what I'm saying. And then they're like, look at all these tics in the diamond district.

He has a mistress with a fake ass. Yeah, big fake ass. You call them tics. What? These tics. No, because they're fat. Because they're fat. No.

Because they're fat. No. The people in the diamond. He called them butt something. I will stand by. The people in the Diamond District, Golda Meyer would say the Diamond District guys should go in an outfit. Those guys are pieces of shit.

Wait, the Diamond District? Yeah. That's who we're worried about it? Yeah. Just the tick full of pennies. They have to burn off of your wallet. Yeah.

I'm not referring to all the Jewish people. Very good. Good, other than Israel. I bet Jewish people fucking hate the Safte's movies. Probably. It's a bad look. Yeah. Showing all the hustling Jews out in New York.

Ben saw it twice, which is crazy to me. You never do that. Yeah, well, my in-laws are in town, so I got to... And I went to see Sidney's Big Jugs in that movie where... Their house sitter? They're flopping around. That's so funny. Her big naturals are flopping around, like crazy.

Are they out? Are they out in it? They're out, and she fucks. Wow. A couple times. I love this. With her out in the movie? Twice.

Hey, let me pull up X videos. I love that Sidney is like Marilyn Monroeing herself. Like, you know how Marilyn Monroe was just raped for like 20 years straight? They even made a movie about it where it was just softcore porn with rape. Yeah.

Not even soft core. It was like NC17 movie. Blonde, yeah. Blonde. She's doing blonde herself. She's just doing it herself, which kind of rules. She's like building a robot

to rape her. Yeah. Yeah. Through Hollywood. She kind of fucked herself with that jeans ad. Yeah. You know?

Did she? I'm not keeping up with all the actor stuff like you. Well, I think she's trying to... I just saw that on talking about... Talking around the fucking news. She's trying to... No, but you're saying

she's not getting cast in anything anymore? Yeah, people, hey, don't like... No, I mean, well... We can't go back to, like, having these bitches... She did the jeans. I know, I know. We need women with actual... With actual meat.

We need women willing to go for it. Women that tell the intimacy coordinator to... They're a faggot. And then spit on a man's cock. Huh? Unless you want to get involved with this shit, get the fuck out of the room. I'm trying to ride this shit off.

Tell him the intimacy coordinator to stick it in her ass. You're unbuckling his pants. Like it's a behind-the-scenes shoot. It's fine. You're off-camera faggot. There's not even supposed to be another guy in the scene. The director's like, what the fuck? Cindy, you're a fucking... Stop sucking off everybody.

Damn it! Says Cindy's sweet. She's sucking off my key grip every scene. Can barely even hold the fucking mic. But no, I think she fucked herself because she tried the big, big-titted horror, which we love. But she's trying to go to serious actor now. She made the boxing movie where she gained a bunch of weight. Yeah, I went and saw the boxing movie. Yeah.

I thought maybe there'd be a scene where her, where the makeup was off somehow. I thought the movie would be so bad they forgot. There was one scene where she looks like herself in it. What was the ugly makeup? Christy, about Christy Martin, who actually does. serves a real great story. She had an amazing life. A woman boxing trainer.

I didn't even have boxed. Oh, yeah. I went and saw it. She was married to her trainer and he, like, beat the shit out of her, right? Yes, and then try, yeah, yeah, I won't spoil it for it. But the documentary on Netflix about Christy Martin's life is much better.

Did she tape her tits down? When they boxed them down? Like a lesbian? They brought in, like, the monster guy. The guy that made Charlie's their own awful looking. They brought him in. And he must just be like the most evil gay man alive. Just sits in a lair.

Like, who? What whore do you want me to ruin now? Who is everyone jerking off to? I'll take it. Fuck women. I'll take all their powers away. I can make a D look like an A. I did Rachel Cinnett's makeup for I La Flauil.

That rolls. But they probably, you know a Justin Bieber lesbian? How they'll duct tape. They pay a ran wrap over their toes. Yeah, I hate those. They're everywhere. The Justin Bieber lesbians are fucking everywhere. They're back, yeah.

They're all over town. They've got to go. Ladies, get out again. Ladies, grow the hair out, ladies. Why don't women like big tits, too? I don't get why lesbians won't let them be pushed up in big. Like, if I was a lesbian, I'd still want to play with tits, right? If I was a lesbian, the pussy wouldn't even exist to me.

All I'd do is be in it for the tits. You think so? You'd be sucking on, I'm slapping. Yeah, because if I was lesbian, also I'd be one of those. Well, unless I was naturally born with no tits, I'd, I'd, have my tits. I do like the half trans. I do like the upper trans. Top. Top surgery. I do top stuff. Yeah. And then I would just convince myself that I've never, that's amazing that I can't believe I'm seeing those. Your own. Yeah, you're not, you can't, what do they get out of the

penetration? If they get fucked, they still, somebody has to wear a thing. They get the dildos and all that. Yeah, but they still are making a man's thing. Do they do, do the do goes back inside them when they put the strap on thing on? Yeah. Do they have one that goes both ways with the I don't know. Probably. I'm sure they have that figured out at this point. Chase, look that up. When gay guys have sex, they don't bring a pussy into the bedroom. They don't go to the sex shop and be like, I found this vibrating

pussy. Let's use it. No, they hate pussy. Yeah, yeah. Check make sense. Women are still bringing one of our Johnson into the room. Sometimes. They are. And even when we're not there, they bring a Johnson into the room, even when they're alone. That's true. There's always a penis involved some way. There's always something

vibrating. Even if there's not a man. A woman won't be alone and bring out an open her drawer of panties and take out a flashlight and then rub the flashlight up against her pussy. You make a good point, Ben. You make a good point. That would be, that woman would have to be committed. She'd have to be 5150. She was rubbing a flashlight up against her own vagina. Yeah, I'd call the cops and be like, there's a gay woman masturbating weird.

Because I'm watching through the bushes right now and she's being weird. And this is a, like the idea, this is a smash cut to eat. you, and it's you finishing up your question to Josh Safty at a Q&A? The last five minutes. Just got really lost. And Safi's like, you're going to be the next star in my movie. Exactly.

I really liked that hour-long side quest you went on that had nothing to do with your question. Do you think you could do that to Dennis Leary in front of a camera? That would be fantastic. But yeah, the initial, the Sidney-Sweeney thing was that... Oh, her big tits, yeah. Well, no, but her whole, um, people didn't, she got some negative attention for that

jeans ad, which I thought was kind of ridiculous, but she didn't answer that question, which made it, like, kind of weird. Oh, the, do you denounce fascism or whatever question? Yeah, even though it's a ridiculous question to be had over a jeans ad. Sure. But then. They're acting like she's Herman Gore. But as that's happening, then this movie, Christy's out, and no one gave a shit, and people

were also like, fuck you. And it was her, I get fat, and people respect me a movie. Exactly, and it was like a lifetime film, even though I enjoyed aspects of it. Ben Foster's in it, who's a great actor. Oh, he's good. Hell and High Water. Yes, he's great.

But, and now she, I saw, like, this morning, she's doing an ad where she's sitting on a block of ice. So, and listen, that's hot, whatever. Is she hot? Is she hot? Of course. Is she making steam on the ice? But the ice, they're going to now do the ice you're sitting on, it's ice.

Oh, she's riding ice. And you're at a certain point. At the point, you're like, I don't think you're just falling into right-wing, you know. Is this it right here? In Variety, she's sat on a big thing, ice? Yeah, she's hanging out with ice. She loves ice. That's the true meaning of that.

That's the message. What is that an act for? On the verge of a... For fucking ice. They're probably promoting. They're probably getting people to sign up for ice. If you sign up for ice, you get to fuck her titties. What the hell?

You queef, it's comedy. You get your student loans forgiven, and you get to fucker tities for two minutes. in a big line. This is what they call dog whistling. Dog whistling, yes, exactly. Because it's silent, your message to the... It's a subtle, it's a subtle message to the right side of the aisle. Which, because you could go, I, you, there's, it's easy to be like, are you being ridiculous?

It was a jeans ad, and then this was an ad for ice, where she's on top of ice because ice makes their nipples hard. You know, like you could get a, I mean, she's a, she's a genius. Erica Kirk should take notes. We should give Erica Kirk Oh, by the way, you know my seventh month thing with Erica Kirk? Sure. Or I would say, it's over.

She never... She never loved him. She's a psychopath. Why, because she's getting shot out of cannons? A lot of psychopath. Because she's getting out of clown cards and juggling at events. She's getting shot out of cannons into a bunch of midgets like their bowling pins.

Yeah, she's doing Wolf of Wall Street scenes at these rallies. This is nuts. Yeah. It gets crazier by the day with her. What did she do? you recently. I don't know. Everything I see online. She's hosting the Hunger Games and like taking pictures in front of

where Charlie was murdered. They have a gift shop set up where he got shot. I saw her walking on in a big sparkle jacket in front of like Batista's fireworks from like WWE. It was crazy. If Charlie Kirk were around to see this shit, he'd fucking join

the Black Panthers. Charlie Kirk would be, he'd hate white people. He'd be like with like Regina of Floyd. He's hanging out with George Floyd's family. Yeah. He gets shot faster. I actually think. You're right because he's like, you tell me Jady Vance is mouth-fucking my ex-wife behind a pyrotechnic show right now.

Yes. Taking her in the back and bringing her. This shit's crazy. He's doing back shots on Erica. Yeah. Eiffel Towin. Iful tower in that way. And Jady just keeps saying, he keeps having horrible comebacks to people, like taking shots at his wife. What did he say? He said eat shit. And it's like, are you just throwing a soft

toss to every guy that has an Indian joke locked and loaded? Which is, by the way, everybody these days. That's all people do is walk around waiting to make a fucking Indian joke. And you know this is probably him. This is him as Nixon. This is how cunning he is. He probably

threw that out there to build anti-Indian resentment. In defense of being racist toward Indians, they're doing duel in 18-Willis. They're like, it's like Stephen Spielberg's first film, Duel. That's true. The way they're hunting people down right now. That is true.

And in defense of people attacking his wife, she is a jeat. So, checkmate. So checkmate. So, uh, J.D. Vance's wife. Rook to F5. You eat shit and fuck you. No rematch. She's hotter than him.

Well, yeah, I mean... I'll say that. Yeah, his eyes look like assholes. He's got a little asshole eyes. Indian. Indian eyes? She's Indian. No, but he...

Yeah, but she's Indian. Oh, that's right. Okay, so he's, yeah. He's better? I can't decide. I can't decide who's better. What? In that, like, if you put them on a scale and you were trying to weigh the who's...

Hotter? Who did better? Yeah. Oisha. Usha. Oshah? Her name's cool. too. Her name's like Usher or Usher.

It sounds like a black guy that doesn't have the energy to pronounce Usher. A black guy who cannot sit out of his lazy boy. So what's that song? Yeah, well, uh, uh, Usha. Usha. I think it's Usher. I think it's Usher. It's like a guy hanging out with Mace. I just found out who Mace was because I was shopping at LaCost and they were playing that. Really? You shazamed it? I shazammed it.

Which one was it? Welcome back? Uh, shit, I don't know. It was fucking, it was bump it, though. Mace, Mace rules. And it's, I was like, I think this is from long ago. It is from the 90s, yeah. Yeah, it was from long ago. M-A-S-E. All those guys were in the trenches.

They were all, they all had the deal with ditty. They're all getting butt-fucked. They were all wondering, you know, when he would show up at the house with a fucking Tommy gun. I dress him like the joke. Tyler the Creator. No, he's literally like Wiley Coyote of like rapes. I watched that documentary. It's crazy.

Yeah. The documentary is fucking. He's like lighting big rockets behind Kid Cutty's asshole, like trying to fire it up. He would be in the studio and, like, somebody would be like, is this your cup? And he'd be like, what? And he'd be like, oh, I'm sorry, I just thought it was your cup. And then he'd be like, let me take you to the back real quick. And the sound guy would be like, he'd have the headphones on it.

And then he would just say, he would like, in the documentary, be like, so now I heard like five gunshots go off. And then did he carry a big rug outside to his car? The dude, dude came out bleeding. out. He had like attempted murder of multiple people. He's had people killed. He probably killed Biggie and Tupac actually. That was the first time I felt definitive to me. Yeah.

That you're like he probably did both of them. Put the hit out on both of them. Yeah. Even if he if he wasn't, Biggie's death was his fault because he was like making him go to that party for no reason. And Biggie didn't want to go. And then he was jealous of Tupac and how how much good of friends Biggie was with him at the time. Anyway, I know you don't

this is like, you know, we're speaking Chinese to you. No, Ben's a Biggie fan. No, I'm glad black people have an Epstein as well. Ben thinks Biggie was a muckbanger. That's why he's a big fan. Well, he thought he was Patrice. He cooked on the Spotify link. And he's like, oh, this music's good.

Honestly, I actually have almost no respect, usually for people who would change their names constantly, and then make me learn a new name. Like, like, who? Well, like, he goes puff daddy. Then he's peeddy, then he's dirty money. He's changing it all the time. Like, I like that David Bow would be like, this is a mile three. He goes Ziggy starred us. That I can get into, you know, we can all.

play pretend, but you can't be constantly changing your name. Well, he was trying to escape charges, I think, more than anything. Oh, yeah, maybe he was running from... There's also a weird one where he's in that group, Diddy, dirty money with those two women, right? That was their three-person group. And then

one of the girls was like, yeah, so Diddy, what happened? Is he raped me every single day in my life? And the other girl was like... That goes like, yeah, no, Denny's like a good guy, you know, he didn't really do anything to me at all. He was, he was, he would, he forced his assistant to go

kidnap he kidnapped his assistant forced her to come with him to go murder Kid Cuddy Kid Cuddy, yeah and then they set up a bomb in his car. The documentary,

there's so much going on the documentary didn't have the time to get into the Ace Rothstein bomb that he put in Kid Cuddy's car. It wasn't his assistant sending like the departed text like in the car

trying to warn Kid Cuddy. This is crazy. It's insane. Why would he try to kill Kit Cuddy? And it's really well made because Kid Cuddy he thought was banging Cassie who was the young star

from Making the band that he was a raping constantly. He was raping all the time. It should have been called raping the band. Raping the band. What kind of bomb? I don't know. Big ones?

Knowing Diddy was probably a big round black bomb with Wick coming off of it. Because he was a cartoon villain. He was. He did cartoon villain stuff. He was. And he's out in like 48 months. Yeah, no, he completely got away with it. Are there people defending Diddy on the timeline as well, the way they defended

at like Michael Jackson or like Cosby? The way Michael Tracy is defending Epstein right now that fucking... That is weird. You know what? I don't know. I don't see it. But black people don't believe Michael Jackson's guilty. And that's... No. That's like... Black people do know that

Cosby's guilty, but there's some like... There's probably some old black guys in the barbershop like Cedric the entertainer. Like Bill Cobby ain't do none to me. You know, some shit like that. Michael Jackson is innocent to most black people in life. Almost all of them, frankly. That I've seen at least on the online day.

That's the black version of conspiracy theories is that Michael was set up because he tried to buy all of the Beatles discography. So they had to plant children's asses to accuse him of being a pedophile. They say if you receive information that differs from your own beliefs, that you should write it down because within 30 minutes you'll filter it out completely. So, like, you know, you love Michael Jackson and you find out he, you know, had a pyramid of children in his living room. He was fucking like a seal. Yeah, within like literally 25 minutes later, you're, you're, you've not, you've not recorded that piece of information. And if someone says that later, you go, nope, didn't hear that. And then you turn up Thriller, just louder in your car.

And people are doing, dude, this, this is like, this is maybe my favorite defense so far because they're pulling at straws now. Holy shit of what? Well, with just like the pedophile stuff going on. Oh, this is like a maga pedophile defender? Yeah. Oh, okay. right here this lady and I'll say it again

the 13 14 15 16 17 year old girls that you guys were referring to they knew exactly what they were doing chances are they weren't 13 but if they were they weren't but if they were they knew what they were doing they knew that their pizza luncheables

were worth more than the Taco Bell lunchable these horrors are yeah if they're so innocent how did they know how to get raped they're trifling these 15 year olds if they if they were so innocent, how come when Trump

grabbed the back of her head, how does she know to put her lips over the teeth? So it wouldn't bite. May I compliment this woman, by the way? Sure. This is back in the day, this is what we used to call ride or die. Yeah. This is actually kind of gone. This is an ancient... So God bless this woman for that, but

a bit misuse of the loyalty, you know, I'll say. I think this woman probably doesn't know she got molested really badly. This woman does this and waits for the call she waits to get a call that goes the president would like to speak to

you and thank you yeah and then in the call he's like by the way I raped those kids she's like I knew you didn't do it Mr. President and then she hangs up the phone turns around and he's raping her kids he goes I can't believe my daughter my dirty little daughter did that if you see this woman

and she has children you go and you're a pedophile you go jack by yeah yeah no I know she'll blame her 11 year old this is a pedophile goes, I know a farmer who leaves the kennel open. No. Yeah. It's not turns a blind eye. It's fish

in the barrel, but the fish are blowing their brains out. This rocks. Like you did. Here we go. But if they were, they weren't, but if they were they knew what they were doing. Just like you did. Can I say something about these videos real quick? I just realized. Yeah. Is usually these types of videos are recorded

in the car. Yeah. There's Something about the car that makes us evil because it inflates our ego and makes us full power. Like, we can go 90 miles apart. We can't do that. And if somebody's around you, you could just drive off or, like, run into them.

I'm wildly racist in the car. Oh. Like, vicious. I do whatever I want in the car. Anything. Literally anything I want. I've done insane stuff. Yeah.

Not even racist. I've just said the N-word like a hundred times in my car. Just because I was bored during a drive. I just said it a hundred times in a row. These people always record these things. in the vehicle and they get in the car and they go you know what it's time to fire up the

yeah they just got in an argument at their payroll job that they do for a contractor they walk out on their lunch break to go record this the car is evil the car provides evil the car is the most evil thing we have in America that wall of self we have that buffer we have between everybody the amount of videos we watch of a guy being like

he's being like mildly annoyed and he's like, fuck it, and he just runs. He drives through a crowd of people. He doesn't think he'll get in trouble. He thinks he's allowed to do it because he's in his car. Yeah, I know. The in and out, remember the in and out guy?

He's waiting in the drive-thru it, in and out. The big fat guy is smoking the cigarette. He just drives through everybody. Yeah. The guy who, he throws a water bottle at him, and then he bends down in his car and then shoots the windshield five times. Yeah. It's, you know what, it's our modern horse is what it is.

It really is. That's like, like, outlaws during the old ones. You got a horse You just started robbing banks And shooting women and children Yeah, making you feel powerful They knew what they were doing Just like you did

Everything that you did When you were 15 years old Underneath the bleachers At somebody else's house Skipping School She's like I was a massive slow I suck my principal's dick

I suck my dad's dick My uncle fuck me It's kind of funny to name I know the hearts And intentions Of all these girls She can't name it single one of them. No. She doesn't know name,

knows where they're from, knows anything, it doesn't have a face, but she knows everything about the intention of their heart. Yeah. It's kind of wild. And then also kind of like insinuating, and I was a pen question. Listen, we all know what 15 girls are like. 15-year-old girls, they all get raped because they

want to. They want to get raped. They love it. They love it. You can't keep them away from it. And if I went to therapy for 10 minutes, my brain would explode. From all the doors, I just have welded shot. I do want to hang out with this woman and find out if this is really her. You could probably fuck her in two minutes.

You'd be hanging out with her and she'd just like just fucking, she'd push her own head down on your penis. Yeah, you set a timer like you're boiling an egg. Underneath the bleachers at somebody else's house, skipping school, in a car, all of those items that you were doing, they're doing the same thing. Don't try to make them victims now unless somebody pulled up in a white van with no windows and threw them in the van with a fucking pillowcase

over their head I think that's what happened okay there's an element of that I think that's exactly what happened yeah man

if you didn't like it just jump out of that plane baby meant knowing what they were what they were doing they wanted they wanted money

some of them got $40 well and transaction complete damn truth bomb they're all

like billionaires now, right? Yeah, every single one of them. Did it Virginia, Jeffrey, shot herself with a money gun? Yeah, she's a gold digging bitch. What a horror. She hung herself with a $100 bills. Yeah, didn't she shove a big silver dollar through her own head?

Death by gold, I heard it was. Yeah, they're all millionaires floating on top of Lake Michigan. She's comparing skipping school to. They're getting raped by a pet of my home. They matched up that story on Kiefer, Oklahoma in, I think it's 2000, with a dusty, her name's Dusty, like Robinson or something. Okay. 20-year-old that, they say shot herself in the head, but probably had something to do with Trump

and Epstein, and then they killed her. Yeah. Then they, like, shoot a baby on, like, a big clay pigeon machine or something. Yeah, what was that? this story that I saw real quick I it was too much for me to even I was like I go this is it's Christmas time I don't have time for this but it said Trump raped

the woman and then shot her in the head and then you went back to watching it's a wonderful life yeah I went back to Frank Capra but what was that I think that's the dusty girl and Johnny Glash I'll check out it said something about Clawney Lash and then

like blowing his kids head off throwing them in like a river it was it was like a it was a movie something of that nature something of that nature jays before I forget by the way we got to do that

oh of course yes but yeah Clani Glash I think dug this story up let me find him real quick and I have an eye as well it was like I'm with my in-laws

and I see that I can't really yeah I don't know I can't know this information I don't know what is going on with the Epstein files or what was released really thank God I was too

fucking real quick I think this is what I mean we probably won't talk about it but uh but yeah that's the one yeah

The Oklahoma confirmed by way of the state medical examiner that claims a suicide at Epstein-Trump victim alluded to in this redacted FBI tip are consistent with the death of 19-year-old student Dusty, Ria Duke in 2000, and I pulled death. Yeah, it's right here from the newspaper. Miss Duke, 19. Yeah, 19-year-old student from Kiefer died on, according to death notice, his two newspapers, yeah. So, I don't know. Died, it ruled a suicide by a gunshot wound of the head is what they said. Yeah, new Epstein document included a claim of Oklahoma murder. So, yeah.

Yeah. It's getting, uh, so it's looking pretty good for him. Yeah. I'd say. No, I, yeah, I just heard stories that, yeah, they were like yelling pool and a woman shot a baby out of her pussy. And then they blew it out of this guy. I mean, once again, I brought it up last year and everyone called me like a cuck. But like the Katie Johnson stuff is like, like, she swore in the class.

That's because you brought it up last year. so you're a cut right of course Ben if you don't agree with the hive mind you're a cut you're a cuck now when you bring it up people go like I don't care about I care about the price of groceries yeah I care about that I'm like right right but it is it is crazy right I mean isn't it's pretty nuts yeah they go well at least everything else is worse so that's why I love Michael Tracy tweeted out documents that supposedly contained to see Sam that were redacted and they go, someone said, Michael, are the people in these files? Are they victims? And he goes, well, that, that's, he goes, that entirely depends. So far, I see no pictures of said victims in response

to, like, this contains CSAM. Yeah. So he's literally looking at CSAM and saying, like, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, these all look like children to me. Also, there's pretty fun. There's tons of pictures of Epstein on, and people with children on the planes that they've released to say but I guess in this AI world anything could sure anything could get leaked 500,000 times this would be the funny thing what if we did dig through like 9 million files and we're like damn he's actually he was in us he didn't do it a damn thing yeah every five was like Trump stood up and he said I will not have sex with that child I remember that who was the guy the speaker of

Mike Johnson said back in September that Trump was an undercover agent for the FBI trying to infiltrate the Epstein network. Truly, one of the worst lies on the spot I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he literally walked behind a door and they bitch slapped him, and they go, what the fuck was that? I think he was probably told to say that, right? And then Trump almost died on Labor Day and then started talking about heaven. It's bad. It's getting bad.

I don't know what they're doing behind closed doors, but I think he's crushing up pseudofed storting it. Yeah. And maybe, like... The hat man's running the country? I'm sure the Oval Office looks like Russ Cole's storage unit at this point. There's a big... Trump looks over in the corner.

There's a big black... figure with red eyes wearing a big hat and he just goes bomb Venezuela. A Benadryl demon. Okay, Mr. He calls him Obama. Okay, Obama told me too. Thank you, Mr. Hussein.

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And now back to being woke cucks. By the way, I will say real quick before we move off, because people probably don't want to hear about it. But Prince Andrew molested that girl with a puppet that looked like him. Really? Yeah. Here, I can find the picture. He's so bad at fucking.

He made up. puppet the fuck i heard that they were yeah they were using him as yeah they were raping people with his puppet or something oh like he couldn't make it one trip and they're like they're like he's here no he's here they cheered him up like when a guy can't go on a bachelor party so they make a big cardboard cut out of him take pictures with it uh right here oh my god so here we go the prince andrew puppet virginia got free recall was real so said it was easy to give them their action they desired all i did do was pretend to be entertained by their lewd gestures and when Andrew cut my breast with a doll, made in his image.

I only giggled away. Giselaan wanted to take a picture of the bizarre scene and even got Joanna. Another one of Jeffrey's so-called personal assistants to come sit on his underneath for the snapshot. After many crude jokes, Guffrey then claimed that she was ordered to take the prince to the dungeon. For an erotic massage. I sat on Andrew's lap. They took the puppet hands and put it on Virginia's breast. And so Andrew put his on mine.

So it's pretty, uh, it's pretty... Luckily, the puppet is one of the most horrific things I've ever seen in my life. Looks better than him. It looks like Hitler's corpse. It looks insane. You know the weird thing about all this, the most powerful pimp on earth? Sure. I guess.

And a lot of them were children. But I imagine there were some of age ones. Okay. Right? Sure. Because you got to, you have to have a full menu for your customers. Right. Right.

You got to have chicken fingers on the menu. Exactly. For guys who are like, I only cooked meat. I don't, I don't want to fucking. a baby and you're like oh well right this way but like we have fom k jansen chaned to a bed were they is it is it was every single person uh like underage i imagine it was like a it was a whorehouse a lot of it right i think it leaned very heavily towards newbile because because that was the point was to get that on them to have that on everybody to to then

be like you can never fuck with me i mean he was in his rail like a massad honeypot yeah um and also I think it's just easier to rape children than it is adults. Because adults have jobs, they can, you know, rent cars. My point is kind of nil and becomes kind of creepy, but... Seems like I was trying to backdoor my way into an argument. Well, I wanted to say

like, they were all pretty average. You could tell even with the redacted squares. I didn't quite get, like, when I've seen the pictures of them and where they look like they're, like, adults, you know, giving him a massage, whatever. I would be like, I don't care. about this, you know, like,

where's the bitches from the candy shop video? You're the best pimp on earth, you suck ass, you fucking freaky Chernobyl dick, Jew? What if you're your only defense is like, Your Honor, the hormones in milk these days is crazy.

My friend's kid went through puberty and eight, that's crazy, right? I guess those type of guys are, but there were so many fucking people there. Yeah. Matt Graining. How many do you think didn't, we're just, like, they're just young women. They're not kids.

Of the, of the raped? Oh, yeah, because, no, no, no, like, of the people there. Like, because there's so many people there, we have to write off, like, hundreds of people as pedophiles. Mm-hmm. Sure. And I don't think that they all just happened to share that. I think they were maybe, I think they were lied to maybe about. Oh, they were, like, 18, 19.

Yeah, or 20, you know, you're just like on vacation. Or there was a couple guys there where you're at a party and a bunch of guys go to do Koggin. And I don't know where somebody starts massaging your neck and you're like, well, I assume you're of age, right? We're all at this event. We're all trapped on this island here. I don't know. You know what I'm saying, though? Like, there's so many fucking names there that are all people that we all have known.

I just don't think that they have. I think what Devin's saying, okay, for instance, like, um, A lot of people were tricked, right? Glass houses, that's what you're saying. Of course. Yeah. If you're rich as hell, you might, you know, you're looking through your billful, you're like hundred, hundred, hundred, hundred, hundred, like you're paying for something.

You go, what's this five doing in here? And you throw it out, you know? Stuff mixes in. It's probably the same way with orgies where you might not be gay, but you might fuck a guy. Right. And you didn't mean to, but it just sort of, you're both fucking the same lady and then his hole's there and you're like, well, whatever. and you kind of dip into him and then you go back.

Yeah, yeah. Because it's, well, if you're on drugs, sure, and stuff is crazy and you're wearing, like, an animal mask, and there's candles and bathrobes, and it's dark. Yeah, you're at a buffet. You're probably right, Ben, you're at, like, you're at, like, loobies, and then you're like, you know what, I'll get the fucking... You try the oysters.

Yeah, you're like, I'll get an oyster, and you grab one, you take half a bit, throw it in the garbage, which in this case is blowing its brains out in a big lake. I accidentally drink alcohol sometimes. Yeah. I accidentally have What? It's a big reveal

No, like I accidentally Like, you know, I'll order a beer That one time when we were in London Yeah, but then I have to drink it I don't want it to go to waste No, but like someone brought me a dessert And I had rum on the bottom of it Yeah

And they lied to you and said it didn't No, I didn't even ask There was just sauce at the bottom of the little Thing And then I realized it was I took like half of a shot of in a big spoonful that they put at the bottom? A little bit, yeah.

Really? Yeah. Wow. Are you back? This was like six years ago. I was pretty bad at myself, but, yeah. But you know, you guys know what I'm saying? To an extent, like, there was so many people there that I imagine were like, yeah,

this guy, like, fucking, so women will fuck us. You're right, they probably got back, there might have been people, like, Matt Graning might have got back home and being like, those were kids? Yeah, right. Right. That's kind of what I'm saying. Or that they were. Or they had of age women that led them into the pot of being screwed for the rest of your life.

Oh, it was like a frog in boiling water. You fuck a 24-year-old, then a 21-year-old, then a 19-year-old thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like Epstein had, like, women that were, like, adult women that were leading you to your next room type of thing. And you're so seduced by that, you know, I don't know. No, I get you. There was just too many fucking names where I'm like, What the fuck?

That they're all like... Every single person is on the same page here. That they were like, hey, this Sunday we're all going to go fuck kids on Jeffrey Epstein's Island. Do you want to go do that? It definitely couldn't do that way. There's no way it was that way. And that's the, yeah, that's not the purpose of a honeypot for sure. I bet there was a bunch of guys who kind of figured it out after the fact.

And then they're like, well, I already did it once. For sure. For sure. I don't think a lot of the people cared. Devin, this is maturing. this is your growing up when you're a kid you grow up and you realize that the adults are morons

and then you get even older and you realize they're all pedophiles actually you just keep progressing to higher levels and then you get a little bit older and your only responsibility in life is trying to protect your own children from your fellow man that's right yeah that's right

at that point yeah it's too late you've already brought children into the world and you really I mean did you ever know anybody in high school me and Jay's hung out with plenty of people we go this guy kicks ass he's he fucking rules and then one day you turn on the television and he found out he killed his whole family and then shot himself. Yeah, no, I've never had that in my life.

But I see it online and I side with the man, usually. I saw on Facebook the other day a guy we went to high school with, he would go into prison for raping his own wife. You know, we're just buying some flowers. And he was, by the way, one of the coolest guys ever. Dude, he was like Fonzie. He was actually... Wait, really?

He was really calm and like a Ryan Garland. Rossling driveway. Yeah. Where he was very stoic and, like, calm and... But turns out he was really calm. He was convicted of marital rape. That's a tough one to get convicted of it. Yeah. I know when he did it, he did it.

That's how you know he did it. Yeah, he was probably getting braggadocious about it. He recorded himself saying, I am not married anymore, and this is full-on... You never met a guy who goes, he's kind of cool, and then you find out he's a pedophile? No, I've never met a pedophile. I don't know any pedophiles. I bet you know a couple pedophiles. You have statistically know.

They've yet to come out. You know pedophiles. Who? Because 3% of people are pedophiles. If you met 100 people, statistically you've met three of them. Oh, sure, sure. Isn't 3% or is it? Yeah, 3% is a lot.

Maybe it's 3% of people aren't pedophile. Yeah, that's insane. Would they, scientists come out? We got it wrong. We miscounted. It's like trying to survive a zombie movie. You're just like, well, there's a few of us. We can cling to it.

We can cling. Yeah. No, 3%. So I've heard that before. If you're on an airplane, 200 people on the airplane, you're in a tube with six pedophiles. I haven't known, no one in my orbit that I've been aware of has done anything like murder.

No, you don't know anyone's been convicted of being a pedophile. But I've known people that are like, I guess, like, been a key at rape and shit. You knew a guy that raped. Possibly. We know, we've known plenty of comics that have raped, Devin. But that is also, like, I'm not sure if that was just them trying to be the best that they are.

In comedy, if you're in comedy. It seems to be a part of, I don't know. Trying to copy the legends. That's like on the off days, it seems to help them or something. Yeah, you're like, well, Cosby did it. He's my hero. But we know, they right, they have to move. They, like, people don't know what happened.

There's a guy in commercials all over the country that everyone said was a rapist. Wait, who? I can't, I'm not going to say it. Oh, wait a bitch, just tell him. Wait, really? Yeah, that guy's in commercials all the time. and all I ever heard about when I started comedy was that he had raped women.

You know what? I 100% see it. There's another guy. There's another guy, I don't know. And he's in commercials for like, don't rape, probably. Is it like bedbath and beyond? He's like touching a mattress. He's in all sorts, like, Bud Light commercial. He's constantly and stuff. His career's amazing.

He's an amazing career. He makes a lot of money, I believe. And then there's another guy that goes viral all the time with the front page of Reddit in stand-up that I I also have heard, and I won't say his name, because things are going well for him, but now who am I, to rain on his, to rape on his beret? I also don't know him. I don't know any name, I'll believe it.

Are you actually going to blame this? Of course I won't. You better believe it out. No, I won't believe it. I will believe it was. Okay, interesting. Oh, I, yes. You've heard those stories, too, right?

Yes, I have, yeah. Yeah. I forgot about that. The story is actually like he got interrupted during a rape. Oh, like somebody gave him the light Like his buddy walked in He was going over Yeah and he was like, dude, I'm raping this chick

Hey, I'm raping here Guys's like, oh fuck, sorry Why don't we're, you know famous people Get assassinated and killed and robbed and stuff Why don't more famous people get raped? I think because they're busy raping They can't get raped You gotta think there's a guy out there that wants to rape

Cindy Sweeney Yeah, she's probably raping somebody else For all we know Oh, you think there's female actresses. I think Hollywood is just non-stop raping, rape on rape. I think that's most of entertainment is rape on rape.

I think Mayor, I think John Cresensky rapes Emily Blen every night. And then she rapes him every morning. That's my view of Hollywood. All sex is like getting back at the person. Yes. It's only done in spite, which then you can make, I guess, a case where it's like, it's not technically rape, it's like

mental, gymnastics. It's, they're doing, it's like a game. Funny games. You know, but, uh, yeah, no. Just for, I mean, just for being in comedy. I don't believe any of these people really like, like each other. Marital rape oftentimes is just like the person fucking didn't, I'm sick, I hate you. And the person forces them, the man, obviously, usually.

Sure. You know, it's like, no, but he has this, there's this shield in his head of like, but we're married. So what was the word you said last time? Everyone online acted like, I can't believe, Devin's lying about not knowing this word. Free use. Free use, yes. They think once they signed the paper, it's like it's all the anytime just take it you are allowed to have sex with me at any moment

I could be getting a call that my mom is like sick I can take it to the hospital those are the rules so those are the rules so on the way to the emergency room with your mother in the back seat like it's a reservoir dog she's bleeding out yeah you have to give me a blow while you're driving while you're driving you have to suck me honey this is free use you agree to this we have a signed agreement that I drew up. We have a consensual non-consent, form sign. I love the terminology. Free is.

Free, it's free! Like, otherwise the sex will get flagged on YouTube. This is a parody. This rape is a parody. This is a copyrighted rape. Can I say, I think that free is... That's kind of what CNC is. That's a satire rape.

We'll just pretend they... It's like non-copyright beats on YouTube. Yeah, royalty-free rape. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Chill slash lo-lofi rapes to... There's no... trademark on it.

Chill slash lofi rapes to rape too. Can I say, though, when I go to the Costco food court, which unfortunately, that seal has been broken. You've got a big son. Now, you have to go to Costco. I have to go to the Costco and I have to go to the food court. And

you fuck up a 700 calorie slice of pizza, right? Well, yeah, I get the cheese because it's more calories than the pepperoni. I'm not a fucking moron. It's the same price and you get more bang for your buck with the cheese because if there's less area on the pizza for the pepperoni, that means more cheese. I like cheese. The older I'm getting, I'm more of a cheese man. I'm kind of, I'm kind of going the similar way. There's something happening. You did that the other night. You know what? I like a nice

bread on a cheese pizza now. What do you mean? Nice crust. Oh, you want it crunchy? You start caring about the crust. The other elements. Yeah. And then you start feeling like the, the pepperoni's for the, for the, for the, for the, for the shot, though. Getting like a, getting like a meat Lover's Pizza? Great studio you set up here. Sad. Sad. But getting a meat lover's pizza, you feel like, you're like, am I collegia? Like, this is crazy.

Yeah, I don't do me, the meat lovers. I eat, like, high, I try to, the older I'm getting, I'm like, I'll eat like a steak and like high quality meats, but I don't like eating, like pepperoni. I'm like, oh, what even is that at this point? Too greasy. Too greasy. Grease is crazy. I'm too eggnogs deep at Christmas.

But I'm bringing up the Costco food court to compare it to free use. Yes. sex. I think my wife would be into it. If I'm going to suggest it to her, be like, well, let's just try it out for a week where you have to fuck me just on command. Let's just, like, let's just, we're not going to pretend where those type of people are I'm that type of guy. Let's just take it for a spin. It's a test drive. Yeah. Let's do free use. You go, you go half a year. Let's try it out. See what we think. I have had more pleasure as I've got older. The cheaper something is, the better it's been,

Like, if I go to the Costco Food Court and I get that pizza for $1.50. Yep. Oh. And the drink for a dollar. It tastes fucking better. Cheap sex was always the best. It's the best. You get a fucking...

What's better than free? You get a blowjob, like, in the parking lot before the movie or something. It's way better than, like, we're having sex tonight. Sex. Sox. Scheduled later. Holy. There should be nothing holy about your sexual experience.

Yeah, when you're on a date and you're trying to eat accordingly to be able to be able to fuck well later. Yeah, it sucks. Like you're planning it. It's too much. You want it to be completely spur of the moment. Like, psycho shit. Just throw your lady into a dry cleaning. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Into a washroom.

Would you ever talk a lady into like a polycule thing or like a... No, I don't think I can handle the polycule thing. What if your wife came up to you and said, let's, we're doing the polycule? I'd, I'd kill her and I, oh, another lady? Yeah. That's fine. Fine by me. I don't care. Would you let her go out and get full? fucked by a lady yeah

honestly I wouldn't care if it was a lady I'm being honest would you let your lady go out on a date with another lady and and you'd be like we're going to fuck and I think I think I say this from a point of disrespecting lesbians because I'm like well you don't have you don't have the cock so you can't do it doesn't count you're like you can't

do what I do honey yeah you can try yeah well good luck with that yeah no I wouldn't I have a friend cried to me because his girlfriend cheated on him with another girl yeah because that's even gay And he was, like, crying to me. He's like, she cheated on me.

Oh, just cheated. Yeah, and then I found out the details that she confessed. It was a woman that just ate her out better. No, she made out with, like, another girl at a party. And I was like, confess to him. And I was like, oh, that guy. Dude, if you were at the party, you should have been, like, jacking on. Yeah, you should have fucked both of them.

You should have slid your dick in between them making out. Like, just like, ooh-o-wh-wh-w-w-w-w-w-w! Yeah, slide whistled ice. Yeah. just slipping through here yeah oh excuse me excuse me excuse me excuse me just get into the bathroom just pulled it out early I was there for my friend in that moment that sucks that's bad no I don't mind that I wouldn't mind that that's like hot liberating like hell yeah good for you good for you and me that's a big win whatever that

means for later tonight hell yeah and how I can leverage this against you to get things I want later on even though it doesn't really hurt me that much free use but I think the moment it starts where they're like leaving the house like they're going on dates yeah the date seems a bit a bad precedent yeah yeah but also we're not very cool so who knows I'm sure those guys that have this fucking they have this whole thing yeah set up perfectly and I probably I probably say I'm cool with it and then the first night she gets back from being with the lady I'd probably freak out and kill her oh yeah I'd murder you'd be like my girlfriend killed yourself she sland their own head and that's another thing it's often not another one

woman that you're attracted to. The lady usually is wearing Indiana Jones hat and looks like Danny DeVito that fucks her better than you. Yeah, I would, I would institute a no studs policy. Yeah. No studs whatsoever. What's a stud again? That's the big lady. The studs are little women that just wear like no shirt. They just look like they have man tits. They look like Rick Ross kind of. Yeah, it looks like Rick Ross on a hot day in Miami. He has a towel over his neck. That sucks. That's a stud. Dude, my dick is going back into my body right now. I'm just hearing about that. I don't know what a female stud is.

Or not a female, a white, like a white. A white stud. Yeah, what do you call a white stud? What is a white stud? When I say stud, I'm picturing both. I'm picturing the person you're picturing, and I'm picturing the lady who runs the McDonald's like the Navy. Those are both stubs to me. I've only seen a breakdown of black studs.

And I thought the word was predominantly like for black women. I think it is. I think I've taken it back. It's for both. I just call them a fat ass. There's a fat black woman who's gay is a stud and a fat black white lady is a fat ass. I always black, black, black gay, fat, black gay women are studs that are like fat and ugly and fat. And white gay fat women are butch.

They're called butch. But it can't just be fat. You also have to be kind of like built. You need the back and you need the shoulders. You know what I mean? You need that like kind of linebacker build. They need to look like they're about to play somewhere over the rainbow on a ukulele. You just can't look like a dollop of ice cream.

You know what I mean? You just can't be a typical fat. So, Cindy Sweeney's Titties are real. Yeah, that's what's so fantastic. You see them in the movie. You see them out in the movie? It's called the Housewife or the House Sitter. Yeah, I believe.

You see your tities and she fucks and bounces on a penis. She's shown them in like 10 movies. Yeah, it's kind of all she's got right now. Yeah. They're amazing, though. They are fantastic real tits There's like never been a better pair of tits She's great and I love that she looks kind of odd but hot

At the same time she doesn't look like You know she doesn't have the same It's kind of got like an autistic squirrel face Yeah yeah yeah yeah he looks like Sandy the squirrel a little bit Yeah exactly Howard titty's naturally like that though Some just are some have just some people who are just blessed by God It's genetics for sure

Israeli women have it a lot Is it not a, like a diet? Like, does she eat a lot of pomegranate? Like, that does it? No, I think it's all genes because it's also, I think there's two types of fat that make up titty meat. And if you get the firm type of fat, you get better titties than you get the loose fat. That's all sugar in the breast milk, by the way. It is?

Yeah, it's all sugars. Seems sweet to me. It's certain kind of sugars. Ray Pee, it's like, I recommend. Sucking up. Fat titty. Sucking fat titty. Free use big titty women you see in public.

I'm Ray. That's why they call me that. Free use, rape. Free use rapy. Dr. Rapy. But yeah, it's just a genetic lottery type of thing. I don't know. Do you guys, can we watch a fat retard that's been pissing me off?

Ben, to close out the episode. Did you just meet us? This is a mandate. Oh, here we go. Maybe it's here. But then I can't find it. Jack Poseidic You love a big

cock parked in your asshole That was good That was very good That was you're trying to blow out That's very good Because I love Jesus You go you love a big cock parked in your asshole 800 8 likes

Yeah And then people People get mad at me They go back to Tim You fucking fag 120 I'm trying to find like One of the more viral ones

You know with, like, really high views. Do you seem to be a big chunk? Oh, here we go. Here we go. He looks like he's tired of eating. He looks like he's a veteran of his own life. Here we go.

Boy, boy. Come boy. It looks like George Lucas designed them. What is that just, like a flank steak? A bunch of flank steaks and a bowl? Mm-hmm. These are souls. It goes, that's for you, dash for me.

You know, an hamburger barn or a lot break? Library. Mm-hmm. Honey, can you get me the bowl with the most chip plastic in it? Honey, could you grade a little more plastic on top of this? Did you make your Teflon pie? Mm, baby, this liquid aluminum tastes beautiful tonight. Get the really hot stuff in the plastic.

Yeah, I like when my green. That's a man's a meal, babe. Zoom tight. Can't believe I shit this out last night. You got your one out? That looks like the stuff Leo dragged out of the horse and the revenant. That looks crazy. That's like four different types of guts.

and eight different types of cheese Those green beans are from 1939 He's eating cheese and cheese Oh those are green beans? Yeah, I believe so You gotta have some greens on the diet Those looks like candy corns And by the way, you keep scrolling and every Every once in a while there's a note that says like

He got his colonoscopy back It's not looking good Not looking good Yeah, Doc said it's never looking good This for me babe Look what a meal Is this burgers never she die That's a man's meal

That's my billy's meal That's why I had my name on it Did it? That one did told You're ready for it, ain't you? Fish That's time I did for fish What if you shaved that beard off there's just an open jaw underneath?

What is their story of how they met? Like, well, we were both in the crawl space And the homeowners were trying to get us out. We heard them calling the exterminators. We were squatting on the same outhouse. We were, you know, just licking the peanut butter off of the rat traps. I looked up and I found love. We reached for the big pile of rant turds at the same time

and then locked eyes and I knew dis-creatures for me. How you been today? I'm going to munch on some grinding here. I didn't putty my plate. I have children, the children walk by, like, unbelievable. Children walk by like, what is my fucking family? Oh, Jesus, fucking Christ. Unbelievable.

I'm going to go huff raid in the other room. Yeah, Googling what drug kills you quickest, 15-year-old. Googling Redding, what drug will kill me? I'm 15. Yeah, it's the same thing. He comes in, he does a little. dance. Do another one. Pizza. Pizza. Do you want to see me pizza?

Yeah. Yeah. My baby made Wap shit tonight. Yummy. The Daegos stuff. Hell, yeah. The day go crap. My baby cooked a peach and

shot of pizza. That's peachy stuff, peachy right there. Oh, I'm sure you're good. Oh, yes. Oh, my God. she made like pizza soup ladle me show me that pizza honey

I need a ladle for the oh you make this in the crackpot you should have started with that piece what I'm gonna do that's what I'm gonna do so I can't really explain this but if you didn't grow up in the South

you know this is not how they naturally talk they lean into playing this like there's a lot of guys who lean into it lean into it really hard People don't grow up there think they actually are like these. This guy's playing it up. They all, dude, my dad, my dad does it. He goes, let me get one on a name.

And I go, Dad, I know, I know you can do better than that. This is this like, yeah, yeah, yeah. God's been good to poor little me, y'all. Right, right, right, right, right. It's a big, big performance. It's kind of like an armadillo shell around having a personality in front of people. Yeah, okay. You just turn yourself into a missing tooth as a human.

It's actually a huge defense mechanism. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Like, I'm just a poor little retard that needs this bowl of dog food. Yeah. I do like... Meanwhile, I'm the most hateful man that ever lived. What is that one?

This is making me hungry. That's his life. Is that a... Is that his thaw, his femur on fried rice? His wife, it looks like they cut the legs off of the turkey. He's like, I don't want to see anything that represents exercise on my food. Just give me... If I found out this turkey ever walked, I'll kill you, bitch.

bitch. We only eat the ash of every animal. Hey, y'all, I just want to eat where all the food went in the food. She did make a meat log for them. What is that? It's the weirdest looking turkey I've ever seen. That's crazy. I thought that was half of a pineapple on fried rice.

They might be going to some type of government subsidy thing that gives you canned turkey in a big fucking drum. Yeah, that's some sort of bizarre radioactive turkey on top of stuffing. Oh, that looks like fried rice to me. It's stuffing. It says Thanksgiving. Is that a boiled egg on his plate? Yeah, they're so, there's such white trash they're like making kimchi.

Yeah, they're making like Korean food. They somehow are, they're eating ethnic by being retarded. They were first engineered in Southeast Asia. Go to that one right there with the jar. Is that, did she serve him protein powder for dinner with a shoe? What is this? What is this one here? He's eating a shoe with protein powder.

Oh, that's Maxwell House. Coffee. Big jug. Billy received the gift today, and we're so thankful for this wonderful gift. They got a Maxwell House coffee. Well, thank you. Whoever sent those. Thank you.

And I just pray God bless you. Blessing you. Blessingians. I pray he blessesians. He got Billy. Everybody had learned to speak English faggett. Blessingians. Blessing yons.

And do not hit Spanish on the ATM. Or I will call us. He learned English. I will blow you through that ATM screen. Mm. Mm. Right. Yes, right.

Oh, baby, there's a full on. Somebody gifted me a bowl! If I don't have a... I got a new ball for my girl! baby they're gonna look honey somebody bought me new feet ain't that kind of them put them on my nubs honey god bless him

yeah yeah it keeps going these guys huge too they're very popular he's also he's bald in a way i've never seen before whereas his heroine makes a sea on top of his head yeah maybe bird yeah Here's your pipe, bud.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He's one out of a helping about. Yeah. God. You know this guy sucks at his machine shop job.

They all hate his fucking ass. I didn't get nothing for that. Right. But he's been working there since 1970 when he was nine. We can't fire bill. He's the only one who knows where the five-eight screw is. I, I, you know, Jason. What I'm kind of saying is, like, people go in the comments, like, he fucking rules.

Like, this guy is super happy. That's what I'm fucking talking about. I'm like, okay, if he rules, do you think you could spend, like, two or three hours with him? No, because you, you couldn't. You graphic designer who just said he rules, if he was around you, you'd be like, shut up, faggot. You should be in fucking Guantanamo, you faggy ass. What if he is actually super. Take that car hard off before I tell you to my truck.

I just think he's super obnoxious and annoying. It would be funny if he's incredibly. hateful, though. Probably. I think so. That's what I'm saying is I think this Oh, we're going to be good

today. It's a veneer that he's using the cover of this fucking natural in this fucking goddamn fucking country

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