lemonparty - 171: I Wrapped my Truck with a Buff Pedophile

Episode Date: February 3, 2026

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Stop this baby. Yeah. That's how Gene Simmons into do shows before he died. Cut his cock off on stage. Do a guitar solo. Grow back. And he goes, I'm trans now. I'm a gross old Jewish trans man or woman.

He's dead, right? Gene Simmons. No, Gene Simmons is alive. Is he alive? I think. Yeah. Dead to me. I mean, he's... Gene Simmons is a weird guy, because he's like, so...

He's such a cheese dick on show, like, when his interviews, and you're like, what a... and you're like, what a fucking annoying loser. But then he, like, wrote, like, hung my head. Like, he's like, he's a real... Hung My Head? I think he wrote Hung My Head? I think he wrote Hung My Head. The Johnny Cash song?

Am I wrong about that? I think you're thinking of Sting. I think that was a Sting song. Gene Simmons? Yeah, Gene Simmons is the lead guitars for Kiss. So he's Israeli. Type it... Oh, well, all right.

Let's take him off the screen. No, I... Look that up real quick. Look up. Hung my head, Gene Simmons. Gene Simmons hung. Yeah, he wrote it about, he saw a Palestinian kid one time. So long. Not a lot.

You're right. Is it Sting? It's sting. So Gene Simmons actually sucks shit. Yeah. He hasn't really created anything. But he does go on, he went on, I just remember him, he went on Terry Gross and he talked about fucking her or something, and she got really upset.

I feel like Gene Simmons wrote something that you would never have expected. Detroit. Are you thinking of Detroit Rock City? I get those songs confused all the time. Songwriter's sting. Say, type in, did Gene Simmons do anything worth, like, artistic in his life? No. Did Gene Simmons justify being alive?

Is there anything interesting that Gene Simmons did? I don't understand Kiss. Like, I don't care about Kiss at all. I think it was for, like, just loser kids in the 70s. Yeah. Who didn't have any. That was their, like, Marilyn Manson. Was a guy going like, la.

Right, right, right. Their Marilyn Manson was a guy going like, like, like, I like rock and roll all night or day. Why do I always, I think I've gotten that wrong like ten times in my life, Jay's. I don't know. I think I've had this moment like ten times in my life where I've said like, Gene Simmons, though, I think he wrote, I hung my head. So funny to keep making that mistake. I'm like, I don't know. I just can't get it.

You can't stop. Won't remember that. Don't even tell me. Didn't record that. Don't even tell me. You're like, you're like, Gene Simmons, he wrote a hallowia that Jeff Buckley made famous. Yep. Yeah.

He was like, no, that's Leonard Cohen. You're like, no. No, I don't think so. Speaking of the word hung, I had to correct Nikki Smokes from Barstool. Is that why you were talking about hung? What did he do? Because he said,

Pettoe should be publicly hung, is what he said. The word is hanged. Use the word hanged, not hung. Yeah, that makes it sound like he thinks Pettoe should have huge cocks. Yeah, in public. They should publicly have huge cops.

They should have huge. Johnson. Like, if you catch a guy fucking a kid, and then he pulls out a huge dick, you're like, oh, that's fine. That's totally fine. Do you see literally the law running jokes. I'm sure other people

have made it, but we, I feel like, Lemon Party pretty big on the whole guy that's such a big loser. He doesn't even get like the kids friends on. Invited to the, yeah. Elon Musk not cool enough to be a pedophile. Couldn't get into the parties.

I haven't read any of the. I think the one your thing of was not real. I don't want to disappoint you. Was that fake? I think on Twitter today. The one that says girls for the when in it? Oh, I don't know about that, but wasn't he like trying, wasn't there emails where he's like kind of trying to get invited. Yeah, and I think he never got an outright rejection, but Epstein was kind of like,

hey, we're actually busy for the rest of the month. Oh, okay. Yeah. Maybe I'm wrong. I heard Gene Simmons wrote the Epstein files. That's actually probably closer to true than he wrote hung my head. The Stink song. But yeah, no, apparently, I was weird.

I looked at logged on Twitter and people were like, well, this is proof Trump's a petaple. I'm like, have we not known this for nine months? Yeah. Why is... What is in it? Is it hot? Yeah, it's an email from Epstein where he says, can I has fuck child?

And it's all misspelled. Truly, the dumbest you of all time. What a retarded pedophile fag. So I agree, Devin. And I'm not here to defend a dead pedophile. Sure. Who was an agent of Israeli intelligence. He probably runs a smoke shop in Tel Aviv, let's be honest.

He's probably there right now, he's smoking hookah, getting his cock sucked by a child. He's selling bongs made out of his Palestinian skulls. Like it's an Aztec death whistle, but it's a bong. Epstein's Fat Cloud Store. What were you saying about him? Oh, apparently the way the software will go through and extract the old code, from what I understand, I'm not a coder, but it mistakes certain punctuation and letters. So it might fill it in.

so he kind of did do a chicken pack kind of boomer typing. But I don't think it was that bad when you see the massive spaces and stuff. That's what I read. Because I was like, this is insane. Yeah. Some of it, it's hard to even decipher.

Yeah. That's his biggest crime. You're a grammar Nazi about that. The weirdest thing, because I did read a lot of stuff that he was apparently a math savant. I don't know if that part of the story is... Guys that are good at math are do suck ass.

And fuck kids. They're retarded, they can't speak, and they fuck children. Every single one of them. That's why we all hate it. bath in school because we're not retarded pedophiles. And it was the state trying to make us. Exactly. Exactly.

Yeah, because elementary is run by Israel. Yep. Pre-K. That's when they started. Pre-K. What more do you know, Ben, though? I mean, come on, this is a big moment for you. You kind of led the pack on the Epstein Finals. Well, people always say the thing about me is I'm never wrong.

I'm only early. And people say, why do you talk about, you know, satanic ritual abuse? Like, it's crazy. It doesn't exist. You're a lot like Kanye. You're yay. Mm-hmm. Go on.

Go on. I will go on. Like, there's no feeling, like, I'm just kind of, it upsets me to think about any of this stuff. So, like, there's no, like, I'm not like, yippee. I'm like, I told you all. Look, they get babies in jars and kids in cages. And, you know, they had to do strange rituals. And George H.W. Bush was eating a baby on a bus.

Yeah, you're doing funky chicken because George Bush just ate a child on live TV. And you're going, woo! It's funny how late. Like I just scored a touchdown, and I'm a black guy with big dreads. You're a black guy from the 80s doing a touchdown dance that the Sugar Hill gang will make a rap song about. You know, you want to be wrong about all this stuff. No, I know. Like, no one wants Pizza Gate to be real.

It's funny how late to the party everyone is, though. Like, I just got a text message from a friend, like, normal friend, you know, not in our world at all. Andrew Schultz. Yes. James Schultz. Has he fade? He goes, so PizzaGate was real? And I'm like,

like, only today? Yeah. That's become, you've become aware of that. I don't even think people can handle knowing Pizza Gate is real. Right. I don't think they can handle knowing any of this. What do we do with this information?

They shouldn't know it. They shouldn't know it. Yeah. I don't think they should know it. He was trying to be a hero by stopping. He doesn't, he knows. Not letting the files come out. He knows it's too much for us.

Yeah. He's protecting us. It's like men in black. He's once again kind of proven to be like a fighter, America first. Yes. Well, America second, children first. Oh, of course. Yeah, of course.

A little boy's ass first, America's second. But he doesn't want us to walk in on him fucking a kid. Exactly. That would fuck us up for a while time. Because he's a good guy. He's a good guy. He's still, this is a weird thing that we still are only hope. Yeah.

Because he's the outside. People got mad at David Lynch for saying this. He says he could go down as the greatest president in history because he's the only guy from the outside. Because otherwise, I mean, what do you? you're going to do vote for like a just you're an old-fashioned dem that's going to be doing the same shit that got us here in the first place right so like he's the only hope that he accidentally does something can we still can we still call from the outside when he was shot out of his Israeli rape factory for from massad well if i mean like of course nothing's going to happen and it's

not good but there's there's like a there's like a one percent chance for him and then there's a zero percent for like anybody else right that's true right yeah yeah that's why he had like that punk rock i will vote for Charles Manson before I vote for anybody. You know what I mean? It'd be the first pedophile to not get in office. Just a guy who, he kills the children before they're even born. Truly, like, an actual leader who's proven it before.

He can rally people. He can get something done. Galvanize people. First lady's squeaky for him. You'd rather vote for a guy at this point who's writing his name and his own feces on the wall. Yes. because that guy might accidentally like give us health care

or like make it illegal to you know do a wild card you need a wild card yeah we need a literal like like a we need like an old 90s movie style thing where like a monkey becomes president or something yeah through a weird series of airbud rules yeah there's no rule that says a dog can't be president but then we found out the dog was also on Epstein's Island

Airbud there's a photo of Airbud with just like grabbing a 17-year-old's head just shoving it down. Unfortunately, I also think a lot of Republicans believe a monkey was already president. Yeah. Very good, Devin.

Right. Very good. I'm woke. Nice. Devin is a... Devin's trying to track down Nick Shirley so he can start producing his content. Nick Shirley's trying to track down daycare to teach him to read. He keeps being disappointed. They're all closed. He's like, I need to learn my vowels. Please. What does this say? And it's his own name. It's read in a

written on a name tag. But no, he's in my hometown where I was born and raised, San Diego. That's why I texted you. I was like, you got to go track him down and see what he's up to. I got to stop him before he turns us into Minneapolis. He might be on your street.

He could be. I honestly wish I could see him outside. Yeah. And I could just run outside and just be like, I love Somalians. He found, I didn't even know. I've never seen a Somalian guy in San Diego. No.

That's crazy. He found one. No, no. They feed him to the seals down there. Jocko Will and grabs a Somalian guy and throws him into that seal beach. But no, it's crazy. I was texting you guys.

What if he turns, what if he does to San Diego when he did the Minneapolis? And then I just, I'm going on my power walks every day. I walk down the wrong street. I get my head blown off. And all of a sudden, I'm a cuck for blacks because I got shot by ice. Yeah. So that means I'm a cuck for blacks because the state executed me in the head. They go the biggest lesbian of all time was killed today by ice.

Yeah, they pull a clip of Ben accusing me of gooning out. Truning out. He was true. He was trans, a secret trans who loved blacks. Cuck! Glad his brains are in the grass. They go, you were truning out. Did you guys see the new Fercasio Blot?

What is his name? Fiaccio. Forgiato Blow? That's what? Thank you, Devin. Remember the awful MAGA rapper? The guy with the... Oh, yeah, this guy.

Yeah, this guy. Yeah, yeah. What is this song? I don't know, man, but he's our only hope. Sure. Yeah, of course. Yeah, of course. Thank you.

This is what's left of MAGA now. I love how he tells his buddies that they have to go get sunburned so they look a little black from like a far. Yeah. But he's like, but he's like, if you are black, though, I will kill you. Well, you say this is like what's left of MAGA and ICE is coming from behind that shipping container to take them out. This is it. It's like Tom McDonald. Like, you have to be from Canada and grifting.

You have to be a Canadian hack. who lives in America and has tricked people. The last Trump supporters are named like Old McDonald. And they do rap songs about having farms. He's going against the type of music he makes. This is not his wheelhouse. This is crazy. This Dylan's going electric.

This is crazy. Forgiato. Where'd you go, man? You're at a Forgiato concert yelling Judas at him. I feel like I don't even recognize Fortiator. Giotto blow. Where's the trap be? What the fuck?

He's doing rock. What is this corn shit you're doing? This is like, can't wake up, wig me? He's doing like. Effervescence. Is that not Wigger's stuff though? Well, yeah, Wiggers have gotten into doing like, you know, like post Malone and shit. Yeah.

I guess, yeah, they segwayed into like rock. Well, every 10 years, white people, there's a filter that says Wigger are school shooter, and that's the music they get. Yeah. So it might have shifted over to school shooter. I didn't mean to interrupt this. No, please. break this down because I'm completely confused by this. A man with no, who's all torso is about to start rapping.

I like the guy in the back to the left that looks like an illiterate Russian philosopher. Yeah, it's Domstoyevsky. That rocks. Yeah. Every book is called the idiot. Yeah. Because he's a fucking moron. And he introduces himself as Fyothor.

I'm fjord. My name Fyodor Domsky I'm Polish Dumbstayevsky I'm like depressed and shit Ola Trump Okay

Here we go Let's go What I'm gonna stand We fight if we fall I'm a rap for mine What? We're going to war right now Let's go

Let's stick to the script I like that hold on It's literally It's a it's a cancer cell rapid It just, it literally sounds mesothelioma on the track. Halfway through he splits into another shitty rapper. I also like how he holds a tank of gasoline.

I think that's his lean, as he just drinks gas while he wraps. Out of a big goblet. What is their obsession with numerology? 1776. And 47. They're obsessed with numbers. Well, they're just learning them for the first time. Yeah.

This man looks like a complete moron looking at. He looks lost. He looks constantly constipated. Hasn't taken his shit in years. He's trying to shit out his ears. He's trying to force out his head. These tattoos are all my family members, so I can remember their names. Designer jeans like that always have been gay to me because growing up with the 2000s in Texas, the women would wear these jeans from like the buckle.

Yeah. Yeah. Acid washed, forever 21 jeans. That's like a gay guy gene to me. They are. Yeah. If I wore those, when you call me gay.

Yeah, you're gay, you'd be gay guy. Yeah. Like the Eddie Bauer, like, ripped, like, uh,

true religion. True religion, yeah. Many shades of blue in them. Yeah. Your jeans are full of calm and ripped. Like, you just got raped in rehab.

Those suck, those are supposed to be, the only people that could pull those off are like, it's like a black kid, like a black teen who has a Dora of the Explorer backpack who will also, like,

kill you. You're like, I don't, you're like, hey, man, your fashion's great. I don't know. Please don't execute me on Instagram Live. You have 40 zippers on your pants

and you love Swiper. No, dude, you look like a purse. That's great. Please don't murder me. You're allowed to do it. This guy though, Mr. 1776, sunburned. I mean... I mean, he looks... He legitimately looks like he's about to ask me where am I?

Yeah. Let me look at him. I know. He's about to go, where am I? I'm scared. I'm scared. He looks like he's about to do a money roll with Chucky Cheese tokens. He fans tokens down his arm. He's like, I can buy a deba bouncy ball, you turn inside out. Yeah. He looks like he hides Chucky Cheese tokens and big barrels in the desert.

That's so funny. The ticket counter where you can get things, that Chucky, he calls that going to the bank. He's like, I got to deposit some money real quick. Let me, I had a good week. Let me get a sticky hand. It's the cash checking place. Can a hard R get a sticky hand? Can a hard R get a sticky hand?

Can a hard R get those bubbles? You flip upside down and you wait for it to pop and then it shoots straight up in the air. Can a hard R get a sticky hand and a tomagachi? My business has been taken off. I never saw one kid be able to buy a PlayStation at like Gatties or Chucky Cheese or anything. It's literally not possible. You would have to be like the Bloomberg of Chucky Cheese. There's not enough tokens at Chucky Chucky Cheese.

to get the PlayStation. You'd have to be like the Dale Carnegie. Yeah, you would literally have to enslave other children at Chucky Cheese. You'd bring little Chinese babies in and make them work on your railroad. If you got that many tickets, you legitimately, like, you could buy the Chucky Cheese.

You're a sociopath. You could slide all your tickets and be like, this is mine. You're like, I'm Patrick Bainter. You're fired. I'm fired. I'm firing you. You're all fired.

Yeah. Here we go. Let's get back to this guy who doesn't know his hair is on the top of his head. Is this one of the... He keeps getting haircuts for his beard only. Is this one of the henchman?

Or is this forgiato? No, this is one of his henchmen. He looks like a black menu. Yeah, I think I looked up in the song, it's M-E-S-U-S-N-E-S-and-A-S and a guy named, like, Kinney Cash or something. This is Forgi-O-G-O-G-O's reader. Yeah, he's like, instead of like a money-back guy. This guy asks, he tells Forgeyato to sit at like crosswalks and stuff, and they wait for it to turn

green. This is a service wigger. It's a service wigger. They're like, sir, he cannot come on the plane. It's like, no, this is a service wigger. I have papers for this wigger. I'm excited. I have anxiety.

Because if I'm on the shimali. If I don't, if I look to my left and I don't see a retarded wicker, I panic. Yeah, a wigger where Forgeado gets to a crosswalk and the wicker just goes, stop, yo. Fucking stop, yo. He isn't, he's a song called Vanilla Sprite Remix. So they, some of the songs. Is that about? political they sing about soda yeah is he actually that's not a remix he's singing about vanilla sprite

remix yeah i think he loves i think he loves spright so much he wrote a song about it yeah he loves the sodas that only in this in in it exists in ohio for like nine months because they're trying it out wait he writes music about like to bring back vanilla sprite remix yeah he writes songs about the candy you can only find in baker's field because they're experimenting new types of orio's for people who don't matter wait and who is he is he this guy Is this the guy's, this guy, he's thinking about Sprite?

The guy who looks like the Mexican kid from modern family. With a fake beard. He's such a fucking retur. He's standing like he's shitting his pants. I've seen your daughter stand in a corner and shit her pants like that. That's what he's doing.

He's such a retard. You see Forgiano. He's such a worthless retard. Everyone in Maga is such a fucking, more. Yeah, fucking retard. They're all fucking idiots. They were

obsessed with QDOT shit and then they voted in like the top pedophile. They voted in an Israeli pedophile slave. Yeah. Fuck. Now they're calling. This is all that's left of them.

They're standing in front of fucking shipping containers looking like they're shitting themselves. Where he lives, that's his mansion. It's the dumbest fan base of all. They call shipping containers kindergartens. They're fucking morons.

And then Erica Kirk walks on and fucks all of them. She's their video vixen. Fuck, that's so good. Who gave him shit himself is so funny. That's so good. He really sucks ass. Can we listen to a little more of the song? Yeah, please more.

Yeah. If you can skip forward to the little minion Mexican wigger. There we go. Yeah, there's his gassy drinks. That's his lean. Lunch pail. Yeah, his lean. Yeah.

Okay, Jay, by the way, so it says in the description here, retweet if you stand with eyes. And this is his actual account, Trump's nephew. Forgey Otto 47. And he's not Trump's nephew. I don't know why he calls himself that. Yeah, what if he was? He's like, because Trump is unk. I'm nephew.

If any of us were invited to the cookout, it would be Trump. They're dumb. They're ugly. That's an ass for a mouth. That's crazy. weren't these guys all like harping on like people who get like face tattoos and how they're thugs and stuff like six years ago and talking about like how but now these like they read to it Tom McDonald and they're like it rules right do you remember that they were all anti the like Lil Zan like rap culture stuff return to tradition fuck blacks like how is this tradition that's being retarded that's their tradition their tradition is sucking ass and being retarded it's so funny that this is traditional A white guy covered in face tattoos Walking around with a bunch of gasoline

Yep Yep, that's it That's tradition That's it Is a guy who's about to burn down a gas station on accident Because he pulls the hose out of his car While it's still going And just sprays it everywhere

He does the Zoolander scene Yeah, he's like a dog He's like a dog that gets something and runs around Because he panics You can tell by the way this guy's like five foot one. Oh, yeah. He's very tiny.

You can pick this guy up and crush him between your fingers. If you stepped on this guy, you wouldn't notice until three steps later. You're like, oh, damn it, I got a fucking retard on my foot. I wonder if he is Mesus or the guy that's named is like, I think it's like Kenny Cash or somebody. I'm saying this is Kenny Cash probably. This is Forgey Auto Blow's crew, right? Does anyone know the name of this song? It's probably on the tweet.

I think it's the name of the song is Retweet if you stand with Ice. That probably is actually the name. By Forgiato Blow featuring Kenny Cash and... What is the lyrics, though? We haven't got into, like, what does he say? Who knows, man? I'm trying to find who the guy... It doesn't really matter.

I know. We don't even know if we get the name. I also love... The set for their music video, I'm just realizing, is a warehouse they broke into and draped two flags over. There's a flag draped on the van and a flag draped on the fence. I mean, we hung our own flag nicer than they did.

Yeah, no. Yeah. And we're recording this in a crawl space. He's literally, he's also literally wearing gay, like, Daisy Dukes. He's wearing Calvert to the American flag. He should be on the cum floor right now in a WeHo dance club. He's a homo. Yeah, he's a big homo.

And he bought those flags from Timo. They cost $4 each. He should be at hamburger marries right now drinking a mimosa. I'm going, oh, my God. I love mimoses. I can't believe they killed their naked because somebody eat my ass. That's what he should be, but he has to pretend to be this fucking retard lig. A lot of guys at Silver Lake bars try to dress like this.

They do dress like that. They dress like this. Yeah. He should be outside the Gulf Wang store, making me scared. Yep. Scare me. Well, I try to get a pie from Canters. I'm going to war right now.

Let's go. I stick to the script. I live by the cold. He raps like that because he forgot how to breathe years ago. He only exiles. Yeah, he's going All I do is exhale. I'm going to do with the cones.

Watch out for the enemy. They're faking they lie. Watch out when they stay. I'm going to set it on fire. Never back down. Keep the head up. Watch out for the enemy. They fake and they liars.

Now I'm going to light a gas can on fire. On fire that I'm holding. That's what I'm saying. He likes. I'm holding a bomb. Kill me, God. Kill me, God. So I can go to hell with all the pedophiles.

These guys are so retarded. These guys are so retired, they try to be like 50 cents. And they voted for the pedophile. They voted for the pedophile. Their biggest thing was the MC files. Not only did they vote for the pedophile, the pedophiles is now like, I love fucking children. They're like, woo! Fuck it!

Yeah. And he's Jewish as fuck. It's Jewish as fuck. They try to do the 50 cent thing to get famous, but they try to do the 50 cent thing to get famous, They shoot themselves in the head nine times. All right, here we go. Fire. Never back down.

Keep your head off high. I represent for the stars in a street. When he loves the cops, but he's being in it. He's being interrogated by the police, but he loves red, white and blue. I don't know. This is a police officer? Look at that guy. He's like W.C.

Fields. That guy raped a woman with a Coke bottle and lost his career. That's fatty R-buckle His fan base is so stupid He has to have a big hat that says Duh police The police And it's like

The writing is all crooked They got that at a gift shop That's so funny He's saying many men have tried to teach me how to read He thinks when you get Interrogate it by the police you get to bring all your little eagles. They're like,

you keep on the chain with the little maga hack on the guy. Also, the guy's just holding up the letter like B and F, and he's going, nah, nah, I don't know what that is. Is that, uh, on his forehead, is that a B?

Is that a Bitcoin? It might be a Bitcoin B. It's a Bitcoin B. Yeah. Tattooed on his head. God damn, these people, man. And that's a real beard, right? Um,

they just spray it with that stuff to make it look thicker, right? Yeah, he spray painted. It's what like bald black guys do He did on his beard Yeah Yeah No I mean this guy is a complete embarrassment

Yeah He literally like doesn't belong to any group Every group rejects him No one no one claims him Wolves would leave him to die He couldn't even be raised by wolves Wolves would gall up a fan He'd be banging the wolves to kill him

And they'd just be like walking away Just kind of like shaking their head The mama wolf being like Don't eat him baby Don't even eat him. Just leave him. He's loaded with chemicals. It's a God's mistake.

Yeah, baby, that's how we get prions if we eat that guy. There'll be a whole outbreak in the wolf community. Packs of wolves. Yeah, he's in the gray, but he keeps trying to find the wolf. Wolf's like, dude, I fucking said no. The wolves are just like, God damn it. This gets so retarded. I played for the red.

Did you guys see his hand? I think you've got to go back just a little more. I couldn't read it. And neither can he. Unforgettable. Right? Is that what that says? On his hand?

I can't tell what the ring says. It says something forgettable. The ring... On his hand, it says unforgettable. The ring says maga. That's great. Yeah. And it says unforgettable on his...

On the side of his hand. What's that ring? Did he get in a cracker jack box? Yeah. I'm trying to be, you know... He won that at the puppy bowl. Jason, idea on that watch. It's something you would win at the World Fair.

Oh, no, that's a piece of shit you get from China for $50. Yeah, there's no real watch that looks like that. So this guy's not actually rich? No, I hate to break it to you, but now. Or do you think he likes buying shit like that that's retarded at really rich people don't even buy? No, he's just, he's retarded and he buys $50 fake watches and then pretends they're real, I guess. A lot of rappers do do that, but he does it more badly. I think it says dream on his hand.

It says dream, dream. That's what he has to look at that before he goes to sleep. He's a big train dreams fan, though. He loves Dennis Johnson. He's actually got a real deep side. Angels was better, but it's that's not. Why is he mad at the cop?

Does it make any sense anyway? Because he was yelling at the cop while he's saying, I live for the blue. I live for the red, white, and blue. But it says retweeted if you stand with ice. Why is he screaming out of the car? I don't know why he had a scene in this video where he's talking to the cops and being interrogated.

Because he keeps having. I can just still be like, but I'm like a rapper and I'm cool, so I gotta be like, the po-po are after me. And he doesn't understand that. So even in the pro-police song, he's being wrongfully interrogated by the police. He's got to be like, man. Even though he was like, I want to hate black. He has no clue what he's, what to do.

They went into a spirit Halloween and saw a police outfit for $10. Yeah. And they go, I got an idea. That show would be dope. They go, I got an idea. I can tell because it hurts. Yeah. I just so angry

I'm a country but my government betrayed me we the people gonna fall when you see it's I just realized Ben I just realized it's not Mesus it's Mises

He's Jesus but it's Mises Because he's saying Me Jesus Look at that truck Look at Trump's face That's so sacrilegious I know but this guy does it

Yeah This guy has no idea He thinks ICE just killed Jesus Last week He has no idea what that means Imagine Imagine putting a pedophile on the side of your truck and being like,

I fucking hate patafiles. Yeah, that rules. You're driving around with the most famous Patophile, who's insanely pro is real on the side of your truck. Being like, fuck. Ben, he's so retarded. I think he has a truck on his truck

in that bottom left corner. Yeah. He has a better truck. He's like, imagine if I want a truck like that. And I think he has a helicopter over here. Is that a helicopter? That's a helicopter. There's the White House.

He has the White House on his car. There's an eagle shitting on Trump for some and like an eagle's in putting his ass in Trump's face. I think Trump has a like a M.G. 42. Trump's like Rambo. Yeah, he's a machine gun. Yeah. Trump is Rambo on the side of his truck. And this guy's like, why the police

after me? And then, yeah, he's like, he spent $5,000 to get a pedophile and make him buffer on the side of his car. He made him rip. Make the pedophile. He has one of those. My pedophile can't be fat in my imagination. He's got to be big and strong because movies, everything I see

changes my brain. I'm just completely whatever happens in front of my eyeballs, I'm different now. I have no resistance to eternal stimuli at all. I'm a stupid white, racist wicket.

I love also all of these types of fags. They always have a truck that they need like a ladder to get into it. Because they're so tiny. Literally, they have to like climb a staircase to get into their driver's seat. I've seen guys they have little baby trampolines

like I have for my daughter. They have to scoot that over and then hop in. They have a rope tied to the trampoline. They pull it into the truck because they can't reach it once they're in the truck. Oh, because they would break their ankles if they jumped out. So they have to put it down and then hop off. Yes. Yeah, they're driving a tree house.

They're like, oh, the porno and bubble gum is in my truck. No girls allowed. They go, no girls allowed unless they're under 15. Girls give goodies. You might as well get the Epstein Temple. wrapped on the side of your car. Just have George H. W. Bush eating the baby on the boat.

He should have the jars of babies. He should have chel of babies. He should have the cholo script on the back window, but it just says, I raped children on it. Because that's what he supports. And then get that American flag off. He should put the Israeli flag right there. Let's just cut to the chase already. I think he's got a couple of Israeli jets.

I live for the white and blue. I live for the white and blue and Jew. there we go by the way jd vance hasn't tweeted in like four days oh they're they're whipping him peter teal's pissing on him in a back room somewhere and he goes get out and follow on more grenades fag it yeah you fat reddit yeah trump's like smear the queer with him right now they're all they're all drinking as much coffee as they can and pissing into his face just brown coffee piss michael tracy's killed himself jd vans is nowhere to be that's when you know it's bad they're not

even doing the um actually and then just doubling down on everything They've just gone missing. Yeah. They're completely gone. They're just like, what? Who cares? No one has any idea where these people are or what's going on. What is Michael Tracy said about this?

He was trying, he was actually like he was all fake. He's been pro Epstein for years now as a weird, smelly contrarian. Every popular guy that's talking about this stuff and like, they're all feds. It's feds all the way down. You're either a fed or you're a grifter comic with a podcast who's like, Like, as soon as the wind turns, you're just like, and now I'm a Democrat again. I love socialism. Oh, yeah, those people, I guess they haven't been bought, though.

They just wanted to make money. They don't need to be bought. They just wanted to be and make money. Yeah, they'll sell their own soul. It doesn't matter. They're their own devil, actually. They type up a contract themselves and sign it in blood. I'm pretty sure Alex Jones is like just a complete fat now.

Mm-hmm. I don't know what they have on him since the Sandy Hook stuff, but he's like, they're all for, like, military intervention, wherever America wants to go now. they're pro the police state they're all playing down the Epstein stuff in terms of the ties to Trump or Epstein himself like it's all I don't know it sucks man it sucks

yeah at least we still have leases though I live for the red white and blue you just meme reality dude that's amazing did you see the interview with him with Bannon they finally released it I had no idea he was that Jewish no he did an interview with Steve Bannon

we've been wanting this footage for so long I didn't know that either yeah They literally... You haven't seen it? No. You haven't seen it? No. I think we should pull it up.

Oh my God. Well, we have to do ads first. But you haven't seen it, for real. No, I didn't know. There was a 60... Oh, yeah. He's Woody Allen. He did like a Frost next to him.

Yeah. Bannon interviewed him... What was it? In 2019? 2018 or something like that? Something like that, but it didn't get release, I guess. Yeah. But yeah, we'll get to that.

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I mean, Steve Bannon is like Jeffrey Epstein's like Nazi friend basically. Like that's how you should think of him in your mind, right? This is, I mean, this is Steve Bannon. Here we go. Before we get into the deep stuff, let's just talk to hours. 57 minutes. Oh my God.

What if it starts with Bannon doing an ad for prize picks? Just real quick. Yeah. Walk me through the Santa Fe Institute. What was it about? I mean, we had very little footage with a Memphis. Oh yeah, dude. He was in all these think tanks.

He knew all these people. You think Cormick was on the island? You know, I wonder if Cormac ever met him. Maybe. I mean, Cormac is a, he groomed, what, a 13-year-old girl? Maybe Epsine walked up to Cormac. He's like, hey, do you want to... He wrote about evil pretty well.

Yeah. Epscine walks up to Cormac at the Sanofi Institute. He's like, hey, you want to fuck a kid? And Cormac's being a cocksucker. So he goes, well, I don't know. I mean, maybe I suppose. Define a kid. He's like, all right, this guy fucking sucks ass.

Go write your gay books, asshole. No country for old women, parentheses, anyone older than 17. Yeah, he holds the cattle prod up to their pussies. They're all good. The time at the math, and this was in the late 90s. So they're not going to hear me on this part, right? We're going to both ways. It will not be on the video, but if we do have me.

He's such a, he looks like an ape. So here's the weird thing about living. I mean, they dropped this. They made sure AI was good enough to then drop it. We would all be, you know, we wouldn't be able to trust anything our eyes and ears could see anymore. Right. Like, very conveniently, they waited right until that got good enough. This, to me, even looking at this, I'm like, this looks like AI.

It could be AI. But it's because he's just so strange looking. It's that or, yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if they dropped if they planted this to then drop a new AI. a podcast of Epstein just going like, I don't really know Trump at all. I don't fuck with Trump. Something like that, you know. Because they didn't when the file started to get released, they did a fake video of Epstein hanging himself. Like they tried to release that. And people are like, yeah, this is AI. And they deleted it, like immediately. Something like that.

I can't remember. It's hard to keep up with. Yeah. These guys, it's pure evil, dude. Anyone downplaying this guy or even joking about it and meming it in that way? It's like, you're disgusting him. If you've actually read the files, disgusting human being if you like you just make this into a big like meme and defend it is and defend it i mean making kelly that's the worst thing you saw what's the worst thing you saw in the files because at this point i don't know they were saying that you know they were kept in a room with a bunch of jars of dead babies that were pickled yeah stillborns didn't

i saw one where epsine sent an email that said um great to see you this weekend love the torture video. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, there's tons of stuff that's redacted that says not, not scanned. It says CSAM because it's actual child pornography. And like, you know, Fuentes and all these guys are joking that like, you know, these aren't actually kids. It's like, well, it's child porn. So I don't know. Should we call it adult porn then? Or like what kind of word should we use for the, I, I didn't see it. They're not children. Yeah. I didn't see it because I didn't want to see so many images, but people were talking about there was one of a big cross with Jesus on it on the wall. And in front of it is just a,

just a little black box. And presumably that is an underage person in the box. Usually they have altars and things like that where they sacrifice things on. I mean, all this stuff. Everybody is acting like I'm crazy for picking all this stuff. It's well documented all the way back to the Black Pass. Yeah. Is there more info on that story where it was like, like, they trump and them like fuck that kid

and then like blew her head off and threw into a link or whatever. Is that real? Yeah, all that shit is like a lot of it's like FBI tips. Why did they kill her? Was she chopped? he turns to Jeff he goes yo dude she's like chop

yo Jeff you be slipping this is not this is not waggoo I'm doing exactly what Ben just said is absolutely disgusting no it's not no but you're not disgusting to me

yeah you're not defending Megan Kelly and Fuentes and these people are legitimately defending yeah I don't care if it's tongue and cheek you know what I mean it's like it's disgusting

Megan Kelly fuck you're fucking you know Megan Kelly though she can she gets the pass as long as she keeps getting work done I don't like how she's chiseled her face away

I thought she was more plump when she was asking Trump questions in 2016 I liked her that Her podcast is confusing because she's using a beauty filter A lot of women on their podcast Use beauty filters on their face So it kind of looks dreamy Right when you're looking at it

And she's not as hot But she's also getting kind of that bimbo thing Of like an old woman who doesn't matter anymore Yeah yeah yeah And her like husband like big little eyes Like he fucks her and then throws her in the pool And she looks like yeah She looks like she'll

You could, like, get, like, a kitchen quickie in the morning from her. She'll just lift her, her, her fucking skirt up. You can just fuck her while she pours your coffee. Yeah, and then push her. Right on the kitchen island. Yeah, then push her head into the grill. Yeah, exactly. Toast flies into her face.

And you go, you don't matter me. And you go, why should I respect you? Who cares? Why? Here's another credit card. I hate you so much. I'm going to fuck your daughter after this, and you'll, you'll like it, apparently. Yeah, according to you, she's an adult woman.

I'm just going to break your daughter's door down, put her in a cage. According to you, she can consent. And by the way, I'm bored. I want you to get bigger tits now. And the next week I'll tell you to get them out. Another thing a victim said was, and this sounded like something Trump would say, is that he threatened her because of him and I think maybe Prince Andrew fucked this woman who was trafficked. The Eiffel Tower.

She was a minor. And he said, if you tell anybody about this, I'm going to kill you like the others and turn you into fertilizer for the back. on my golf course. Whoa. Who said that? Trump did? Trump supposedly, I mean, this is, of course, just an FBI tip where they have to follow up with everything that people are calling the FBI and saying. Yeah, to be fair, he did bury his mom on a golf course, so that could be a thing he does. He likes to turn people into golf course stuff, into grass.

Turn him into sod, into big grass. Anyway, I think he's based on cool. I don't know. Anyway, when Epstein is emailing people saying, you know, I love the torture video, we don't have any context for what that means. What if they were just watching Saw? Yeah, what if they were watching Jeff Dye Standup. That's what they called torture videos. Maybe they weren't watching Daisy's destruction. Maybe they had a Jeff Die special. We were just being, we were just watching funny games on the island last night. Love that flick. Yeah, they're watching

funny games and they're just laughing. Slagging their knees. Pull the remote out. Rewinded and killer. Yeah, this is fucked, man. Bill Gates was worried about an STD got that he gave his wife and he was asking for a year. I saw that. That's like out of a movie. Yeah. That's.

He was like trying to like put a, put a CD medication and a hot dog and feed it to or something. It's truly like a wacky slapstick. It's like road trip. Like Bill Gates is like, fuck, I sent Melinda the sex tape. Weekend at Epstein. Quick, Tom Green, will you take care of my snake? I have to go across the country with DJ Squalls. Oh, Sean William Scott's getting a finger up his ass on up to the island.

Sean William Scott won't stop banging horrid. sororities. I gotta get to Berkeley before Melinda sees my sex tape. A road trip movie about being a No, I took the Csarm

to my wife! Yeah, rat race, but they're all trying to destroy their own C-Sam across the country. So good. But no, they are raping our economy. They're ripping not only our children

In our economy and our wave like we've talked about forever Pizza Gate is 100% real You've been obsessed with Podesta stuff I gave up on it It's actually so annoying It's like once you get what Once you get what you felt you were right about You're like bored by it at this point

So I feel like a failed like fighter in all this But I was huge on Pizza Gate in 2017 Yeah yeah Everyone in comedy acted like I was a nut job And it's all literally real Other than maybe the tunnels At like Comet ping pong But you're like the Chuck Barry

It doesn't matter you were too early Did you see fucking, did you see people posting the Pat and Oswald, the comic ping pong picture? That's so funny. No. Was it him with a kid and another friend or something? No, I thought it was at comment ping pong on like Facebook. I thought it was him with the Hellraiser guy or not the Hellraiser. Pearlman, Hellboy?

Yeah, yeah, that guy. Maybe. That's what I saw. Yeah, I don't know. But it's just like, I mean, but it's like that's not that crazy comic ping pong was a famous place to have your kid's birthday party. Yeah. It was. Richie knew it growing up as a kid, went to birthday parties there.

you know any kids go missing not that I've not that he's told me but it was I mean it was weird though and DC has tons of that like they hide in plain sight out there they usually plays the big hunt they had a great comedy show I think it's closed now to some new plays they name it after a child they were hunting the big yeah it was the most dangerous game

and the art downstairs what even it was dark but when you start actually like paying attention looking around you're like it's weird like Moloch devil horn It's an evil city. Weird shit everywhere. Being there, you feel like a definite evil vibe. You know?

We were like right next to the White House and you're kind of like, oh, some like really insane stuff has gone down. It's because like ugly people, ugly people rape in like a more torturous way. Because they're angry. Like out here, Hollywood rape is like, yeah, you know, you got raped, but like it's like tacky. You know, it's like above board rape out here. It's like using a clean ex.

There's no chains involved, is what I'm saying. You know, it's like implied and shit. The funny thing is like the learned, no, no, no, I get it. The learned helplessness of it all is interesting to me because, like, the files drop, and then I go on Twitter and I see someone go, wait, hold up. Push a T was pushing that shit in. And then I'm like, what? And then I read the thing and it says, push a T and Harvey Weinstein raped a 12-year-old girl at a party and held her down.

I was like, oh, okay. I guess that's funny. That's what I don't. Push-a-T was pushing her shit in. Is that real? Is that real? I don't buy the push-a-thes. I don't think it was J-Z was like mentioned in an anonymous tip and now all the Drake fans

are acting like, yeah, I think they were making up stuff about Pushing-T, but I don't know though. But I do think the timeline I saw was like 94 and 96. Push-A-Z were not, I don't even think reasonable doubt had come out yet. So if that's true, Push-A-Z and J-Z were selling Coke to the pedophiles. That's awesome. And they maybe didn't know why they were there. They were just like the black guys selling coke. What if that's how they both became famous?

They're selling coke at a Jewish pedophile party. And then Jeffrey Upsies like, how would you like to be a billionaire on the Knicks? Sounds unfortunately perfect. You got to make sure not to knock it again. Yeah. Sorry. I keep fucking up the computer guys. Sorry.

The blueprint was about the Jewish state. Yeah, I don't know. I have a hard time believing that. Yeah, I think that's just... I mean, look, man, it's a buzzer. Fade you can go through and whatever political ideology you can just, I mean, Alex Jones is like Bill Clinton's in it and

Bill Gates is in it. See, yeah, I'm right, but then he's leaving all the Trump stuff alone. He's just saying it's a Democrat thing and blah, blah, blah, blah. We've talked about it. It's American tradition is children get raped and killed in various ways, school shootings, pedophile rings, and that is our new art form.

Dead children are our paint, and our new art form is painting our political canvas with dead children's blood. Yeah, because what is it is it one of those things which is just so overwhelming and so widespread that it's like what do we do with this information aside from like what are you supposed to do kill everybody yeah well you're supposed to have a hard reset on correct yeah that's that's the thing right but it's already they're already all too ingrained and they will run shit forever yeah that's right i mean you hope to make people aware of it but no one wants to talk about it

it's like saying the chicago bears are playing this week it's like finding out the center Boy ball. Yeah, no, but it's almost like finding out the center of the earth is like evil. And you're like, well, what are we going to dig to the center of the earth and get rid of it? We're going to knock out the core. Yeah, it's literally what we stand on. Fucking, I guess, sorry, shit. It's too upsetting to accept as a reality is that it's one of the biggest industries in the world. Yeah. And it makes billions and billions and billions and billions of dollars. And they all do it. And that's the thing is there's conspiracy theories. You don't need conspiracy theories. It's a thing everybody kind of actually knows. No, that's over. But that's over. But, but. But. there's it's almost us all knowing it it makes us completely we just we're like oh hey we give up every every single person with any bit of power of money is a pedophile i give up it's learned helplessness so then you just make memes about like about epstein fucking having aura and shit yeah you post a picture of epstein with a with a grill in and you go ha ha and you go i'm a i'm a slave to a pedophile ha meanwhile virginia got free it was like an austral like she like blew her own head off because of what they did to her yeah you know there's like there's just there's mass

graves that these people have... Yeah, there's young women blowing their brains out because they were raped and then somebody's just going through it like it's a roll of decks and they go all right, Belclin, he's a Democrat. Yeah. Then another woman blows your eyeballs out with a gun and they go No, it's a... I could probably... This was an anonymous tip I'm buying,

I can use that against him. No, it's a guy in the foreign film section at Tower Records, just sorting through. You get to be a criterion collection closet, but just for pedophiles, but it's literally the file part, like where they're like... dushy elitist about it. Yeah, they pull it out and they go, oh, dude,

Matt Graining. This is a great file right here. They're in the Criterion Collection closet. He got feet rubs on the plane. This is great. He's a super little. That is the big problem with the Epstein files, though, is that there's, you don't know which, there's so many people

in it that you're like, who was just like around and some rich guy was like, you could take the jet? You're like, okay. And I think that's part of the point. Yeah, like, hey, we're going to release a 400,000 page document. Have fun. Like how many of these people were just like, I don't know, this is this like rich Jew that like flew me here.

Yeah. It's crazy. Thanks. Like, we would have done it if we didn't know. I don't, I'm too scared to get on a private plane. Did you watch? I wouldn't get on a private plane. I haven't seen send help yet. Interesting.

But I saw the house sitter. Oh yeah, they'll tell me. I want to see that. The house sitter sucks so much ass. It's the best thing ever. It's awesome. I had a blast. I had a blast. And the tits aren't even really that much a part of it.

No, but the, some of the fucking is good. Some of the fucking was. Good fucking? Hot as shit. Who's she fucking? Some retarded, evil guy. Yeah, who cares?

Just a guy who looks like Chris Pine, but not. Who cares? It's a AI man. It really doesn't. The guy's not even alive to me. He's some soap opera retard. I know he where he lives and he takes shits and peas and stuff. He's not alive to me.

Cock wants boing, boying. Exactly. You're right. It was so fun. You're just rooting for boing boing. It was so much stupider than I expected. It's retarded.

It's so dumb. I think Paul Fagg is trying to. What happened to him? It's been, it's pronounced Paul Fack. So isn't it Paul? Isn't it weird? No, it's Peter Weir. It's Paul Fee.

No, I think he's trying to make some sort of, it's almost like a spring breakers thing. I think he's aware that it's like. It was so much stupider than I expected it to be. It was great. I don't know his intention of it, but I had a great time in the theater. The movie's retarded, but I had fun. I don't do shit. No, I love it.

I loved it. I saw it. I was like laughing the whole movie. But there was just so many like hens in the theater with me. There's some big broads. And they're literally, they live and die by what's going on. They actually are invested. Yeah, of course.

The whole row next to me, it was all the same three-chinned Armenian woman, just a bunch of Jabba the Huts. And they were like, they were just gasping for air throughout the entire movie. And then they actually were invested in the twists and turns, no matter how retarded it was. So, like, I would hear people, I would just like cackling throughout the whole movie having a blast. I'm like clapping. But then everyone's silent. And then when there's a turn, you hear them go, I'm like, I can't believe you're like...

That's how women come. You're that investing in this. And then you turn to look at who just gasped. And it's a woman who looks like the penguin in Batman and Danny DeVito. Yeah, yeah. Crazy huge. It was actually death rattle. Yeah.

Yeah, they're dying. And they go, I want to come one more time to a story. Because I come to stories. People whose bodies are chairs. Yeah. They don't even need chairs. No, no. They sit on themselves.

They go, I'll be happy. having a seat. They're standing. Then they just let their knees bend. Yeah. They're great. I love those fucking worthless hands. You know, a lot of them are keeping

the economy of like, like, uh, like, uh, Niem and Marcus and, like all these places that, where they sell the perfume and the stuff that I don't see anybody buying.

Mm-hmm. It just smells like shit and there's jewelry. They keep it gone. All those women, there's tons of them. They're always talking to each other. Yeah. They seem very.

Yeah. They're going into, they're going into a shop called slot barrel. Yeah. They're buying, you know, a barrel for $85 dollars. And everything everyone's wearing is cushy and cozy because they're so fat and they have every way, every second of the day something is aching because they're in a day of intense inflammation.

You know what it is? They're wearing those balls you roll around. Their shoes are just, yeah, they're like, they're just foam shoes that slip on. You know what I wonder? I wonder what they would smell like if they didn't work in a perfume store. If they weren't selling perfume, how bad did those women smell at any given time? They're like French guys in the 1700s. If that perfume doesn't exist, everybody dies.

It's bad. Yeah. Just shitting in buckets. I bet you if you took all the perfume out of the store, it would smell like a kennel. It would smell like a pig slaughter floor. It would smell like, it would smell like blood and shit. Yeah. You'd be like I smell metal and pieces.

It would smell like coins. Yeah, you guys, someone lighting a penny on fire? It smells like pennies. Someone melting coins. Yeah. Just rape a penny. Someone rape the penny. What does it smell like that?

Yeah. But those people, you're right, are keeping the economy alive because women are 80% of buying. God bless them. What did they think of the sex? Were they clapping when Sidney Swini took her big six out in the movie? No, you can tell they almost, they kind of don't, like they're a little annoyed and jealous of that. That was for me and my boy. Yeah.

I went with my, with a, you know, Will. And we were like high-fiving during the sex scene and shit. But everyone else was like, oh. But they. They're really into the, you know, the, the, uh, the feminist, you know, the angle of, like, getting back at the evil guy. Mm-hmm. Because there's the turn, you know, where it's, like, actually, yeah, of course, yeah.

It was very, like, it ends with us. It was, like, it was, like, it was as fun as, like, the Justin Baldoni, Blake lively movie, but even more retardant than that. Like, that movie looks like fucking. What movie are you talking about? It ends with us. The one where Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively are in a big battle over the movie, based on the Colleen Hoover novel.

Are you unaware of those? you fucking nitwit. Ben, he hinted that she was too big. Sorry, I'm a bit of a Philistine. Ben, he hinted that she was too big to lift up, and now he must die. What, even too busy fucking greeting? Are you not aware if it ends with us?

Ryan Reynolds made fun of Baldoni in Deadpool 3. I have no idea what you guys are talking about. But as I forget it. I've been listening to the Deadpool Wolverine soundtrack, and I've been laughing. Is it just fart noises? It's fart noises in a subliminal message that says worship Israel. Dude, it'll just be like MC Hammer,

like can't touch this or something and I'm just like I can't believe this is still like this is the economy somehow if you play it backwards it just says obey listen to the politicians by the way eat the corn do you guys know that Melania movie I didn't know this it was directed by Brett

Ratner yes Brett Ratner your old arch nemesis Brett Ratner Once again I'm never wrong I'm only early Literally out of a rapist 2016 2016 pre-rape pre-me too I went out Remember mom called me she was crying

She's like, you'll never work in Hollywood now. Wasn't he, like, literally, like, drugging women with Russell Simmons? Yeah. And Ben, he dooredashed an iPhone. And he's in the Epstein files, too. Yeah, and he's now direct. What is the, what is the Mulanian movie is all upskirt shots that he did on his own? With just a flip phone.

It looks like shit. You're going to love this next part. And it's just a rat's a pussy under a dress. That rocks. But Ben, you delivered him an iPhone. he dooredash from Best Buy. He did not tip you. You got to beat with him.

$950. He probably, you gave him an iPhone that he probably took pictures of underage women on. Shit, I was in possession of something that he made, he turned on and he started calling Jeffrey Feson and synchow. You gave, you door dashed Oswald the gun, basically. Isn't this the fucking damnedest thing is that if you take, if you, if you participate in society at all? Like, we're all pillars for the pedophiles. I've always said that if you're lucky. in Hollywood, you'll make a pedophile

a lot of money one day. And that's best case scenario for all of us. Yeah. It's out here. It's kind of a philosophical argument like you actually can't live a moral life in our actual society. No, you have to be diogenes. Yeah. You shouldn't own anything. You should just want... I mean, obviously, I'm not going to do that because I want... Yeah. I want

cheeseburgers. Yeah. Because I want a DoorDash and iPhone. I want TV and stuff. So, like, yeah, I'm going to deliver Brett Ratner the phone. I hope he tips me 200 bucks. I have to watch Vigo Mortison explain his greatest film. on a GQ YouTube channel. So I will participate in society.

You haven't seen that your ghost interview yet, Jays. Well, I have, but I forgot about it. So I have to watch it again. Watch it again, yeah. But it sucks. But it sucks. And halfway through, I remember I watched it and I hate it. And then I just, I go, here's a reel about a guy. I don't know. No, I need, I'm never going to be a part of a revolution because I like, I like watch mojo too much.

Yeah, watch mojo at one point. I love watch mojo at one point. I love watch moxed. I love watchmen. who run the world. Number 10. Do you guys want to watch the Sam Ramey movie today? Oh yeah, I saw it. But I'll watch it again. I'll see it.

I haven't seen it yet. It made me jump out of my seat. I love Sam Ramey. Is it jump scary? It fucked me. Like, I'm squeamish. I don't want Spoonish. I think Sam Ramey is outrageous.

I saw Bone Temple. I like Bone Temple. That's not San Ramee. No, I know. I don't know. I'm talking about like squeamish. Yeah, Bone Temple was good. It was more violence than that.

It was direct. directed like very like very um amateurishly yeah was it a black lady i didn't sense that the director of bone temple i found out later it was a black lady but i did it ben walked out the movie and literally guessed that it was a black lady that directed oh devon we saw it together we saw bone yeah i watched we saw it at the berbett 16 yeah i forgot you were very quiet that night i forgot you were there what do you mean i was quiet i was watching the movie i try to be on good behavior because you hate going to the movies with me and i don't want to lose you as a friend You were pissing me off

We couldn't find your fucking car He had like no clue where he parked Yeah, see, he's grades me on my performances When I go to the movies Truly, there's a wild goose chase But you didn't have to drive me to my car He just remind me my dad sometimes You had like no clue where you're

Literally a vehicle he brought It took just like 15 minutes to find my car He was like popping the truck He's like, where is? Huh? How did I get it? How'd I get here? Where am I? who was manically driving around and not stopping to see it's like,

it kind of wasn't really stopping. I feel like he was purposely doing it. Yeah, we were having a good time. It was kind of fun. Oh, Will was doing that? No, no, Clay. Oh, yeah, yeah. But, you know, anyway, it was a fun night.

But, yeah, Bone Temple, I, I mean, it had sequences in it that I like more than anything in the whole series. Yeah, it was just kind of shittily directed, because they handed it off to some lady who directed instead. But the Garland and the other guy, Boyle, will direct the third one. I think that'll be great. If it is a lot, it might not. I think it got greenlit.

It got greenlit? I think so. Oh, I thought I heard the opposite. Oh. Well, because no one's going to see this one. Same place, like Mad Max Furiosa. Like, they're not going to make a third one because no one went and saw that. It's a damn shame.

It was the case. They let Woke direct the movie. Yeah. Woke killed, woke killed the bone temple. Woke might kill the trilogy. I don't think that has anything to do. It was a, it was a very, it was a acceptable sequel. It was fine.

But it was not as Danny Boyle. You know, yeah, but sometimes, Danny Boyle's bullshit gets old do where it's like, hey, I used 17 cameras in this scene. There's an iPhone, there's a Polaroid. At least Danny Boyle is, at least you can identify a

Danny Boyle movie. Sure. What is this? She goes, put the camera there, point of there. It's what it is. You know, sometimes I like sequels like that where they just go, like, let's just give them like Sicario 2, Day of the Soldado. I love Sicario 2, Day of Solado. Can I tell you that's one of my favorite movies? I haven't seen it. I just love the trailer where he fires the gun weird. I love it.

He fires it like sideways for some reason. He fingers the guy. Day of the Soldado is an epic. I love it. Yeah, he walks up to the fat guy and he gives him the glasses. He goes, put him on. It's not nearly as good as Sicario, but it's like more retarded and they just like, it's just more fun. Where does he do it in the trailer?

I can't tell you the exact. Oh. Right at the beginning? It's coming up. Yeah, maybe drag through it a little bit that you chose the preview. There's a seat in this movie where Josh brought. Oh, wait, I have seen this movie. Josh Brolin holds a Somalian guy's eyes open,

and he shows him, like, aerial footage of his, like, family home, and he's like, we're going to blow it up. Go back a little bit further, man. Right here. Yeah, this scene. Yeah, he does grab a Somalian guy and blow his house up in front of him. Adi off. And you're just like, I don't know why you did it like that, but it looked awesome.

It just kicks ass. He ruled. He fingered the gun for no reason. He rules. That kicks ass. Yeah. You don't even fire the gun quicker that way. You'd snap.

You're in the next finger off. They have this old auto rules. Yeah. It's great. You watch terrorists blow up a grocery store. You want to hold a pistol like that, would you? No, I don't know what he's up to. He's just doing, like, he's doing, like, jazz with a gun or something.

Benicio's just up to his usual tricks. Yeah, Benicio's just, like, doing a few small beers. That kind of looks like how a lib thinks. Like, if you gave a child a cigarette for the first time and they act like they knew how to spoke it, that's how a Democrat would shoot a gun. That's how a Hollywood Democrat would be like, I got it from here. I've seen people shoot guns. Right.

Yeah Yeah, you'd finger it You're right Yeah But I think it rules Now he's a big F-slair No He's got a sleepy Colombian face

That's what great actors do They mix it up So he was I disagree He was bringing an interesting bizarre Kind of like an idiosyncratic element To a typical sequel

That's pretty You know And what do you remember But it's not random though I like when Nick Cage does that But it's based on some older dead acting art form. Right.

He's just, I don't want to see what you're improvising. He kills, he kills it. He's fantastic. He's great in the movie. Benicio's awesome. Yeah, awesome. I want to, look, it needs to be like Tom Cruise

where he's actually jumping out of the plane, learning how to like, take the machine gun apart. You know what Tom Cruise goes all the way out? He trains with Navy Seals. I don't care about that. I don't care. He actually went to the eyes wide shut parties, apparently. Yeah.

He had to really get in character. When they're like, when they're like, when they're like, Tom Cruise for this movie, he put his hand in a big blender and chopped it up. I'm like, okay, is the movie good? I don't really give a shit that this guy wants to kill himself because Scientology melted his brain. He held onto the side of that plane.

Once again, I don't care. Is the movie good or not? I think he rules. I love Tom Cruise, but yeah, the Mission Impossible is I like don't care. I think he eats children. Yes, of course. I think he makes a protein shake every day that has a baby arm in it. I think he's crazy.

And he's trying to kill himself through his films. And people go, isn't it all? Austin, Tom Cruise wants to die. And I go, just make the movies better. That's all. Just make it better. Don't make it better. Don't put your... You keep eating the babies. Give us Top Gun 3. You ate a baby this morning and then you put yourself in a big toilet to film the toilet, big toilet scene. Don't care. Make the writing better.

Dabass. Resurrection Stanley Kubrick. Don't care. F-sler. Fucking idiot. Our word. R-word, F-word. R-word F-sler.

But yeah, yeah, we can watch... Country is fuck, dude. This country is fuck. Yeah. Hell in a handbasket, man. That's what I always say. Country is fuck. Hell in a damn handbasket.

We should have done a super self-serious episode. We should have a super serious episode about Epstein. We should have. Yeah, we should have done that and been experts on it and like, done something like that. I love when comedians read the news at me. That's comedy. Why didn't we do that? Well, Ben, I think we always, the problem is when we press record, we forget that comedy is talking about comedy and not doing it.

That's what comedy. I see you guys opposed to where like there was a comedian who made an announcement that they said during times like this that they feel like it's important to take a break from comedy and I was I texted you guys and said good for them on taking a break from being nonstop hilarious a guy we know It's been too long Hey you know what you've earned it you take a break Listen you've committed to being a cartoon character for too long You've been so funny for so long It's time for since then it's time to take a lot of it. Listen I know you haven't been funny in ten years

years and you've just been a weepy gay guy online but you should really take a break you should take a break from comedy because ice yeah i love that they go hey you know when comedy's not needed when everybody's really serious and feels bad like a great point guy who's never been funny once i love with uh i'm just a guy we know in l i met when gelman went on rick glasman and he goes the weird thing is when i'm doing stand-up he goes it's not like he goes when i do improv i'm just thinking like be funny be funny be funny he goes that's not how it is is when I do stand-up. Like, I don't have that instinct.

And he's just the whole time he knows you. I don't have the instinct to say funny stuff. When I'm on stage at a comedy club, I think, don't do comedy. When I'm on stage, I'm mostly thinking, will Ben Avery be here tonight? Will he finally come for me? Well, he's not. Well, I see a big red laser. Because Ben Avery came to the show.

Is that what he, is that, who said this? Goldman said it on Rick Glassman. He goes, that's not the thing. When I do stand up, I don't have the instinct to be fun. Yeah. He goes, I don't have that like imple because he goes, I know it's like you're supposed to be funny because I don't have that instinct. It's a shit interesting thing to admit. Like as a basketball player, I don't know how to dribble. I just, yeah. I just don't, I just don't feel like playing. I don't know. But whatever. Don't put me in. Don't put me in. Yeah. Don't put me in. Well, I don't know. I feel like Jeff Dye is, is sorry to have like. He's in therapy.

for what? Ben? For bombing? No, I mean, he's, I, I like the support that I've seen in the comments for him lately. I feel like we're turning things around, and I feel like he's kind of like beloved now. Yeah, the fans are love bombing. I see like sincere, like, Jeff, I love where your head's at here. Lemon emoji.

Expand on this. Expand on, this has legs. This has legs. Expand on it. You roll lemon emoji. He went to therapy and he made this admission on his podcast. where he said, he goes, I went to therapy and he goes, I kind of realized that I just, I lack empathy for people.

He admitted this publicly that he just doesn't care about anyone except himself. He admitted he's a sociopath. He admitted he's a total psychopath. But he's almost a psycho because he's too dumb to realize that other people exist. That's just a crazy thing to admit out loud that you have no empathy for anyone. Yeah. Well, that's why he could be pleaded and total psychopath. I don't think he knows what he's saying.

Yeah. You don't think he knows what he said? I don't think he knows that empathy is. I think he thinks it's like a level of, I think he thinks it's like, I'm on my cortisol as high or something. Yeah, I got empathy today. Yeah. He thinks it's like the flu.

Yeah, exactly. He thinks it's COVID. He's like, you gotta take magnesium to up your empathy. He thinks it's the type of drama you play in an orchestra. Yeah. He thinks it's timpani. Someone called me and told me that Jeff Dye was at the comedy store and he walked into the green room and a comic walked out.

And Jeff Guy goes, you see that guy right there? He left the green room because he doesn't have the balls to talk shit to my face. But I know he talks shit about me behind my back. And everyone in the green room was like, what? And then Jeff died left the green room. And then they went and they go, yeah, Jeff was saying like you walked out because you're too big of a pussy to like say shit to them. And that guy goes, really? And then he walked up to Jeff.

He goes, hey, I heard that you said I wasn't, I was too big of a pussy to talk shit to your face. So I want to let you know, I think you suck ass. and I'm not afraid to tell you that. And I think you're a bad person and I think you're like a racist piece of shit and you're like a misogynist and you're not funny and you're a joke thief. And Jeff supposedly he turned around

he walked to the manager of the comedy store and said this guy's bullying me. Are you serious? And made the manager go talk to this comic. So he immediately narked and ran and told. He's so... And by the way, Jeff calls himself the last cowboy in L.A.

He's also, he's such in. a fucking retard that he can't realize hey that guy who I'm talking about behind his back he's too much of a chicken shit to talk to my face. He doesn't realize he's doing it. Ben hasn't said to the comic is it's Mel Brooks. Just another high high level

legendary the most legendary man in Hollywood. Mel Brooks pulls him in and he goes the last thing Carl Riner told me was you suck you suck. On his deathbed? Rob Ryder was dying on his floor.

He was bleeding out. You know what he said? He wrote, fuck, Jeff Dye and his own blood. Yeah. You know what Norman Lear said to me the day before he died? He said, he said Jeff Dye is a fat. Yeah, he said, I hate Jeff Dye almost as much. I love my fedora.

I'm Norman Lear. I'm Norman Lear, the most prolific man in Hollywood TV. I'm a hundred years old. Fuck Jeff Dye. A man who's hung out with Albert Einstein. And I'm here to tell you Jeff Dye sucks ass. He's like, did you hear Walt Disney before he died? He banned me from his parks.

Mark Twain's throwing tomatoes at Jeff Dye on stage. Mark Twain. Mark Twain is in the original room. Yeah, Mark Twain's going, you're less funny than a bullfrog, sir. It's Velkeler Asmark Twain. Yeah, he stinks. Really sucks.

He stinks on ice. Good friends with John Reep, I found out. Oh, the pedophile. Yeah. Good for them. Do you think that's why John Reap likes Jeff Dye because he reminds him of a child brain? Yeah.

It's possible. It's funny. I have found a podcast where they, They zoomed each other. And I'm looking at John Reap's computer. I'm like, he closed out of CP to talk to Jeff Diodo. It's probably playing in another window while he's talking to Jeff. Just so you can get through the interview.

Yeah. John Reap, the country, the country pedophile. John Reap was watching sick fucking shit, too, if you look up his rap sheet. Disgusting, like disgusting. Yeah. Doing bits about your dad's alma. Or when you were a kid and being a pet of file. That's a weird guy because I think he was printing money.

He was hanging out with Jeff Foxworthy. He did you think that was super big in the first. South. He was making a lot of money and it was all going to... Well, let's be on. Once he serves his time, he's going to be fine. There'll probably be... There'll be a comeback tour for him. They'll be Secretary of State. They'll be like your work. He had victims as one of, youngest, one years old. That's nuts. That's actually crazy. Is that true? Why? The victims were between one and 12 years old. And the FBI raided his apartment. That's fucking crazy. I think it was

in Alabama or Arkansas or something. And Jeff Dye left up the interview he did with them. And he's like, He goes, John Reap's my brother. He's like, I'm not going to let the woke mafia stop this. Comedy's a brotherhood. Yeah. Comedy's a brotherhood. And if Jeff wants to marry a baby, that's fine.

Woke shouldn't police him. Woke is it going to get in the way between me and my love for John Reap? I didn't know John Reap was like actually doing it. I thought he was just had child porn on his computer. I didn't know he was like. I think he was soliciting a minor is what he got, one of the charges. He's got right. He's got multiple.

Yeah. He's got, I don't even look. I skim the article like I don't even want to know what these people are doing. I just go, what weird John Reap face did they use for this article? And then I click out. That's it. I do love when comedians get got. They can choose some pretty dastardly photos of them on stage doing this.

Yeah, was every photo was John Reap going with cross size? And then it's like, man, rapes everyone. Have you seen the photo they've used of John Reap recently? No. So good. Let me show you. Is it J. Owen? Yeah, J. Owen.

Of course. That's what they changed it to after you got caught. That is the face of a man who just got caught with C-Soon. That looks like him at the door as they ran out. Here's his mugshot here. Hickory comedian, you got to pay to see it. You want me to pay for the Hickory Daily record. His mugshot, he looks like he lives in his own crawl space.

53-year-old Cybertip Yeah, he got a cyber tip Yeah IP address Yep Big, yeah I forgot the Dodge Ram

commercials too Yeah, that thing got a hemmy That's what he was famous for Yeah Child's sex exploitation charges Yeah, not good stuff If you ask me If you go to images

Jeff dies best friend Jeff dies best friend Had him on the friendship podcast Still stands by him to the stage I've never had a pet of follow My own podcast And I didn't call

The Friendship Podcast. Also a childlike name as well. Do you think Jeff's so insecure? He had to call that so people would say there is a friend. Go to it for a second. Can we watch a little bit of it? Go to what? The Friendship Podcast with John Rape.

Of course. He left it up. Did he? Die left it up? Yeah, I watched the whole thing on my stream. It's incredible. Play it for like a little bit. Of course I will.

Just a little treat for the people. Sometimes you got to shut up and play the hits. For the people? Jeff Dad. Living let die See, I've already watched the whole thing Oh, at least It's 27 minutes

So it's a good at And you know It's even funnier about it It is a podcast where It's a swap cast So they do a Zoom call For 20 minutes And then they say

You put it up on your feet I'll put it up on mine And it gets a collective Nine views I'll bring nine five fans You bring four Yeah I think this is sitting At like 100 views

When I got it Yeah now it's They like 1500 Oh no still 150 Comments are turned off, four likes. He's turned out. Four likes. He was still getting so many comments.

Very weird thing about Jeff Dye. His nails painted right there? It's kind of crazy for... So we all know he's going to need... Yeah, he's a pedophile. We all know he's going to need $600,000 to put down on that house in spice wood. That's $3 million he's talking about. So it's very weird.

He wants to move out to the country all of a sudden. His best friend was John Reap, who went down somewhat recently. He doesn't have a wife? Curious. No kids. Dude. It's all kind of adding up. Dude, how funny.

Why do you have to get sober? You know, what's he running from? Dude, if he got hit with C-Sam charges next week, how fucking funny would that, dude? I want to remind everybody. I'm never wrong. I'm only early. We'd never be able to stop talking about it. I'm never wrong.

I already can't get his name out of my motherfucking mouth. By the way, people are going to say Ben, they're going to roll their eyes because I brought up Jeff Dye again. This is Devin. Devin wants to see this. Yeah, sorry, folks. And I know you do too. Fags. Jesus Christ.

He's kidding me? He's one of the best performers on her. Actually, you know what? Let's move over to the Patreon. Yeah, yeah. Patreon.com slash the video. See you guys next week. You can go over the Patreon right now.

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