lemonparty - 174: A Passing Fad

Episode Date: February 24, 2026

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A lot of comments on the last few things that last few episodes, which has been great. You guys have been so, oh, man. So helpful and so thoughtful. Very, very good. That sucks. I feel really bad. Very, very good. That sucks.

Holy shit. Very, very good. Yeah, we have to stop bullying him immediately. He might kill himself. That's crazy. That was rough. He's really sad. I didn't even know he was capable of depression.

I thought he was too dumb to think about that stuff. I thought it's like when you walk up to a golden retriever and you just call it like a big fat retard and a friendly voice. Calling your dog a fucking idiot. It's like they don't hear. They don't know what I mean. The tail's wagging. Exactly. They're too dumb to know.

Who cares? Whatever. Welcome to. Oh, so up top we have a show in Austin at Creek of the Cave April 28th, I believe, in Austin. And then we're going to have a show in Houston at Super Secret. Secret group. Secret group. So we're going to have two live limit parties in Austin coming in April.

You were just at the BAFTA Awards, actually. You're screaming the N-word at Delroy Lindo. That's right. Oh, shit. It was the BAFTAs, right? It was the BAFTAs, yeah. That's what happens at the BATTA. What if he does it again at the Oscars?

He does it at every awards. They bring him to every event. Yeah. Can we play him saying the N-word? Of course. Yeah, I mean, we're not on YouTube. Why not? I play it.

I didn't even know this happened. And, uh, you broke the news to me. I showed it to you like it was the one ring from like Lord of the Rings. It was a really precious thing. And he said plural in words, right? He said in words, yeah. Well, listen, I mean, Tarantino's, he's upset. He can't find, he can't, you know, figure out what to do for his 10th film.

So he just screamed it at them. Okay, so Michael B. Jordan here is accepting an award for a... No, they're doing it. They're doing a black history month thing. For Black History Month. It's too... They're congratulating Black people for making it to... It's ridiculous to be true.

Congratulations, it's February. Congratulations, black British people only. And so it's, yeah, it's Michael B. Bejointed, it's Delroy Lindo, who's been going on like a fucking I'm Black campaign tour. And Delroy Lindo has the, he seems like he remembers being called the N word. You can see, he has the facial tissue. He's cast in sinners because he kind of feels like a guy that lived that. Yeah, you can see it in his face.

Yes, and when he hears that. He's an old black guy. You can count him like the rings of a tree. You can see how many times it's been called the N-word in his life. I mean, this guy with Tourette's, I imagine him drinking a mint jolip with a straw hat on in the crowd. The big Van Dyke beard and mustache. The unfortunate thing about Tourette's, too, is, like, he says it angry. He says it, like, really mean.

There's vitriol in his voice. He's not just, like, he doesn't just go like, eh! Which is kind of you could, you know what I mean? Buncha, bunch it in. Yeah. Bunch it! No, he goes, he goes, er!

Like, literally like a deleted scene from Glory Road. It's a, yes, it's a gutter-roll. Like a neck forward. Yes. Get them. Yes. Out of the goddamn pool. It's the type of N-word that we don't even let actors say in movies these days.

We use, like, AI for. Because, like, people's agents, like... Which is why we invented AI. AI was made to say the N-word. It was originally called... Of course. It was originally called NR. Yeah.

But they thought those two on the nose. That's why do you think Grock is so fucking having the time of his life lately? Can we actually play the clip for the people? Yeah, play the clip. Delaware and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to us. Hey, look, can you pause it on his face? Yeah, yeah.

He does the Michael Jordan tongue stick out move. Like he's halfway between the free things. to the line in the basket. Yeah, he's going for like, yeah. You know what's fucked up, though? The real fucked up part is? What? They think it's just a guy saying it.

Yeah, that's true. They're not aware there's a guy with Tourette's in the crowd and everyone watch out. They think, like, they think that's anybody. Yeah, they think an Asian just went rogue. They're like, they're on stage like, Trump's America is fucking insane. Like, they don't, I don't think in this moment they have the presence of mind to be like, It's the guy with Tourette. Right.

It's the guy we shouldn't have invited to the events in the first place. Apparently the whole night he was going on. Really? I think. I think they came out throughout the event. I think the host came out.

At one point, you ask him to leave. I don't know. I don't know. They're airing it on TV. You can't have him shouting the heart on. I think you asked him. Between the hors d'oeuvres and the appetizing. I don't know.

I hope it was equal opportunity, though. Like, I hope like some gay guys came out and he was like, Faggat! You hope, right? Just for the sake of everybody's abuse at the hands of this meant, you know, he has a disorder. A disorder. It's a disease.

But we were saying upstairs, black people on Twitter are just like mental illness is not real. No, they don't agree with Tourette's at all. The Tourette's is fake now. Black people on Twitter are like they invented a new type of black person to call us the N-word and get away with it. So this guy is a Tourette's syndrome activist. His name is John Davidson. him, he shouted the hard R, are people proposing a theory that he's trying to promote awareness

for the disease by shouting the hard R out of black guys during the awards? He's like, how do I make Tourette's look good? I know, I'll call Delroy Window the N-word. I'll scream the N-word at Delroy Window. Did he say N-words? He said N-words. He says N-words, right? Which is, I didn't even realize it's worse than the hard R.

Which is, I don't like that he had the presence of mine to recognize there's two of them. I thought if you're all fucked up like that, at least it should have been like just a singular. I just got to hear it one more time. Delaware and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to celebrate it. Delo and I are delighted to be presenting the first BAFTA of the night for a vital part of movie making. We're here to... It's like Michael Richards is doing a set in the crowd.

Oh, these mental diseases. Does it shock you? My Tourette's. That's like two on the nose, man. I know. Life is so ridiculous. Why would you bring that guy? It's hack riding.

He should be in a padded room. You should be hearing it, but it's like muffled. You're like, what is? Turn that up. What was that? It's crazy. And you said he's in a big document. about Tourette's.

And apparently it's a really, or it's, I don't know if it's a movie or a documentary, but apparently it's a very meaningful piece. Right. It's really good, apparently. I haven't seen it. But, like, it's about him going through, like, hating himself for doing that.

For screaming the N-word at two black people presenting an award at a ceremony. And I'm assuming, I don't know much about Tourette's, but I'm assuming Tourette's is you're thinking, like, please don't say. Yes, it's that you, you're actually, You know, you're, you're like, I think you're like everybody else. You're intelligent enough to know the worst thing to say.

Right. Yeah. And you say it even if it's not true. Yeah. Well, it is true. They're not in. They are. Well. Who are these two guys?

The guy on the left was Black Panther, right? Yes. No, that's, uh, he was in Black Panther. He was in Sinners. I didn't see that. He was in Black Panther. He was in Black Panther. Michael B. Jordan.

It's Michael. I know. I didn't see Creed either. He's in, Creed. Creed's great. I didn't see it. Creed is actually very good. And Delroy Lindo's in sinners and he's an old black actor that's in like Spike Lee movies.

The Five Bloods. Who's the black guy that died of cancer that was in the Black Panthers? Chadwick Boseman. Yeah. He died of cancer. He died of cancer. And the Touretz guy actually went to his grave tonight and screamed it at him too. They found him at Hollywood Forever Cemetery, just like a ghost.

Yeah. It's so good. But people realize he didn't actually have. He's just a hateful guy because he just started, he just started screaming about his colon cancer. He goes, should have got checked early, scumbag! Are you doing prostate or something? Colon. Colon cancer, yeah.

It's getting everybody now. You actually have to get your prostate exam at 45 now because everybody's got a colon cancer. I'm excited, man. Get your prostate exam. You don't need to tell me twice to get my prostate check. You yell out ends during your prostate exam. You get your prostate check in front of Jordan Peel's house. and just let it rip.

So apparently it's the type of thing, the Tourette's thing. It's like, if there's a married couple in front of you, there might not be an insult to say, but you'll just be like, he's cheating on you! Yeah. Even though it's not supposed to say.

It's not true, but you're now... They're basically just little stinkers. You just, like, God cursed you with being a little stinker, and you just caused problems. Yeah, you should carry around a big lollipop in, like, a sailor's outfit. Yes. Because you're a stinky little boy.

Will they shout anything that's a tab? I mean, I think. Yeah, I mean. Well, they shout like Hitler's good at, like, a Jew? Maybe. Possibly. Well, they shout at a little girl like you're smoking hot or something? I don't know.

I don't know. Did they go that far? How edgy are they? I got to say, I'm almost siding with black women on Twitter about this one. I'm like, I'm like, he's full of shit. He doesn't have to her heads. Black women, what are the black women saying about this? That's Robert Byrd.

That guy, he's a racist old senator. Yeah, that's the guy's been a senator for 80 years. Yeah. That's Papio Daniel's son. That's Judge Roy Bean. That's Papua Daniel's fat sucks. Got a big straw hat. You're like, we should call him ins, Daddy.

Vote for my daddy. He won't call him ins. He won't call him ins. Except when he wants to stay. It is kind of a ridiculous thing to ask people to be understanding of, I guess. That's what happened. Is Alan Cummings came on afterwards, he goes, we thank everyone for being understanding of the situation at hand. People are like, we're not, no, we're not cool with this at all.

Yeah. What if he was a... Yeah. Would it make it better if the guy with Tourette was a black guy? That would be fun. He still says the N-word hardier. That would be fun.

Kind of the same in a word way. You're like, man, you're self-hating. Like, I don't know. What do you... Can you... Do you have the pulse on the black lady community? What are black ladies saying about this? They're furious and they want to kill people

with mental disabilities. No, they're literally like... They're utterly furious. I'm line. I checked it for five minutes upstairs. And I was like, wow. Every one of them is like... Yeah, but...

But that means that was in his heart, man. The amount of tweets I saw that are like, so you're telling me, just long fingernails typing, so you're telling me. They're like almost comparing it to like cancer don't make you racist. Oh, that's funny. Can you pull up what the guy looks? I don't know what the guy looks like. That's actually a good point. Like having heart disease does it.

Well, actually, if you have a mental disorder. It causes like hypertension. You could become more racist by having high blood pressure maybe. Those are physical ailments, though, aren't they? This is like a mental, there's like, you know, it's a brain thing. We knew a guy in college with Tourette's. It was, he'd try to stab people with pencils and shit. He tried to kill people.

Oh, well, all right. Maybe they need to go, honestly. Tourette's here. I think you're right, actually. You don't bring him into a public place. Our friend in college, you'd turn into Chuckie the doll. He'd run all over the place with a big knife and you'd have to tackle him to the ground. I sat next to him in a county class.

One time, he grabbed my pencil and went to go stab me in the heart with it. Was that a lazy, when they diagnosed him with Tourette's, was that just lazy diagnosis, is he just a maniac? And they were just like, ah, he's got Tourette's. I don't know, he was twitchy and shaky as hell, so he probably had it. Like a jackrabbit, a little bit. You don't even see a bunny and they're shaking,

but it's not cold out. Yeah. That kind of shaky. You've seen bunnies do that in cages, right? Yeah. Sure, I have a few in my room, yeah. Keep them cold. You've seen a cold bunny. For your dog. I love looking at cold bunnies. Free dog? Yeah, of course.

When your dog's anything up, you just let one out into the living room. I go, now you'll get warm in her belly. Anyway, this guy, he tried to kill everybody. He would shake like that. Could you imagine me on a date with that guy as a lady? Yeah, he rapes you and says it's Tourette's. Oh, my God, I'm sorry. He was a great guy.

I mean, really nice guy, but yeah, he had it. They put a computer ship in his brain that would short circuit as more, like, deadly Tourette's. So that's why he grabbed the pencil and he went to stab me and then a big, what are your big computer chip in his brain, like shocked his brain. He dropped the pencil. Oh my God. He would drive vehicles. Did he?

I could say that was not a good idea that we let him have a car. No, that's not. That's the fucking I robot shit. Machines turning again. It's crazy. They put a chip in his brain that stopped. He's like a, yeah, he's like a robot.

It's a big chip in his brand, yeah. Wow. And he wasn't about to, if he had like one beer, it could kill him because of the alcohol would like short circuit the chip or something. I think he was racist, but I don't think he had anything to do with this. No, no, no. When he set ins at black people, it was, it was not a,

a tick. He would scream ends at two black students and then he would go like, fart burger. Farberger. Sorry. You go, the farburger part was the taras. He goes, the end words, I want to clarify the end. I hate you because you're black and different. But I would never say fart burger on a Christian campus. And then he would, he would turn into like, he was like all the mystery men combined into one guy. Yeah, he could like fart across the room and spin spoons. He was awesome. Yeah. He kicked out.

I wonder where he is now. He's all the mystery men in one guy. He's Paul Rubens, William H.C. He throws forks at people. He bowls with his death at school. He gets really angry. He has a big shovel. That's right.

That's right. He's the mystery man. Yeah, I do wonder what he's up to. Who knows? Maybe it could have been him. Can I ask, do you know the guy's name, Devin? Did you watch the documentary? The black guy?

No, the Tourette's guy. The Tourette's guy. He screamed in. His name is up there. John Davidson. No, no. Look for it. Look for a little bit.

Yeah. Tourette's syndrome activist, John Davidson. Is that on it? Or is this the wrong tweet? I pulled up. I don't know. No, no.

No, no. They have pictures. John Davidson. Torettes syndrome activists. Can you type in Tourette's John Davidson? Oh, look it up. Because I think how he looks will determine how severe this is, you know. We got to get to the bottom of this because we can't have white folks out here saying it.

Oh, that's not. Here's the thing all day I've been like, is he on the right or the left? I think he's the kid on the right. Y'all, we got to do better. Well, he's the old guy or the baby? I think he's the old guy. The little baby boy face. He's the old guy.

No, he's the old guy, Devin. He's the old guy? With the swingers shirt on? Yes, yeah, with the big Pookashell necklace. Oh, he has a history of his wallet. Look at the stank he put on that bitch. Those cheeks are shaped to form it hard on. It's literally this guy.

Can I salute you, sir? That guy's skull is like if you blew into it like a death whistle, it would say the N-word. This is the Tourette's guy, not the kid? Who's the kid in the picture with him? That's a very good-looking white man. That's his son, I think. I think that's his son. I mean, he's like Robert Redford.

Oh, this guy. That word has been on the tip of his tongue forever. That's what I'm saying. It dances on the tip of his tongue. It's doing a little waltz. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's 360, the N-words. That word.

He does a no-scope. Doesn't even have to look at him. Yeah, so he brought his kid. to the BAFTAs, I think. That's why that picture's everywhere. He goes, check this shit out. He goes, Daddy's got a lesson for you to do it. He goes, yeah, afterwards he goes, all right, pay up.

He said I want to fucking do it. He goes, they think I have Tourette's. They think I won't do a hate crime from 1958. That's what's so shocking, but it literally is something from like 1950s. It's crazy. Yeah. Just screaming. He's British too, right?

Is he? Does that make it worse or better? I don't know. Salute. I don't know. Salute John Davidson. Patriot. Yeah.

Patriot. Patriot. Patriot. He's got inwards hidden in his hair. Comed in. Well, good for him. Jesus. Good for him.

I hope he's never going to be able to show his face in public ever again. What a moment. That's actually, that's like crazy than Will Smith slap to me. I know. Biggest moment of his. life too because he's not a famous guy. No, it's his big movies. It's like if the Coda people for that deaf movie,

it's like if they were just doing sign language that said the N-WR the entire time with the Academy Awards. And they really, they hit the R really hard. And next up, Cododan cuts to all of them, and they're all deaf just going like, do you actually know it? Is that it? No, I have no idea. Can I learn it right now?

Can you look up what the N-word is in sign language? in sign language. Oh, they're telling you. This is the N-Wing right here. Okay. Okay, so... Wait, is it? No, that's listen.

It's kind of funny. The N-word in sign language is the Black Panther Fist. Is that the N-word? This? Just making a little square with your hands? Maybe that just is the N-word. Like, it's just that's this...

The word for N. The letter. Okay, can you pull up the sign of the alphabet? bet. So, yeah, you're right. N is a fist. I's a pinky. G is... So you need a lot of people to come with you to communicate the... If you're a racist, deaf guy, you have to bring your crew with you to say it because you don't have enough hands. You got to throw it up like it's gang. Like, when 3-6 Mafia won an Oscar. You got to bring a couple friends with you to really get it across. I guess Ari Spears has a bit

about this. Oh, good. I like Ari Spears. Yeah, I mean, too. He rocks. He's really cool. Oh, Gemini is spelling it for us. Nice. Very good. They spell it right here for finger spelling.

It says if the word absolutely must be referenced, it is most commonly finger spelled letter by letter in IG. Yeah, and then it spells it out. This is how it's commonly done. Yeah. Siner's often prefer to use infamism such as signing in and then signing the sign for word. That makes sense.

Okay. All right. Got it. So how about why? It really takes the stink out if you've got to call somebody the N-word, but you've got to, like, make nine different. You got to do a bit, but, yeah, a bunch of shit. Yeah. Whatever.

It doesn't really fly. It's like even your N-word's late. Okay. Yeah, Coda people time. You're on Cota time. Do you guys love going to big L.A. events? I went to the Genesis Invitational. Oh, the big golf tournament.

Yeah, yeah. I was on the driving range watching, like, Tony Feet out and, like, Victor Havlin and stuff. Sure. Are these people? They're just golfers. Oh, the golfing thing. Tony is actually very interesting. He's Tongan.

Tongans, they're like big guys. Yeah, he's a big motherfucker. We're like Samoans, but like a different type of Samoan. Daddy Longleg type of guys, yeah. Do they do the big dances and shit before where they like try to intimidate nobody? And everyone has to respect them being retarded and sticking their tongues out. The dance where they make white people stare at them politely. Yeah.

You're talking about Maori, right? Is that Maori? Or they go, yeah. Don't Tongan? The Haka. Do Tongans have a version of that? Maybe I'm wrong.

Never mind. I don't know, but it's a very tiny island with like 110,000 people. Okay. So it's cool that, you know, if you know, he's made it this far, you know. But I'm sitting there on the driving range and me of my wife started laughing so hard

because this, like, literally, she's like a 450-pound black woman walked, like started moving so slowly walking by, and it said security on her jacket. I just realized every time I go, to do a big event in LA. There's always quote unquote security everywhere. Right.

And it's these types of, like she passed us, like a ship in the night. She was moving so slow. Well, an iceberg. You were the ships. I was the ship. She was the iceberg.

Yeah. And it just said security. And I'm like, what is she securing? She goes, I'm securing the ground to the earth. Sir. You think you're going to get this sidewalk up from the ground?

Could you imagine running from this woman and she catches you? Yeah. Like, actually try to picture her in any sort of desperate situation where she needs to do her job, and how is she doing that job? Is she chasing anybody? Is she jumping over fences? No, no, no. Chasing some guy who stole Rory Mac or his seven iron.

Whatever there's a, I mean, a fat woman doing, like, a security job is insane. That's two of the worst things you could have. She's probably constantly taking shit breaks. Every hour and a half she's going to take a job. shit. And not falsely, she is shitting the whole time. She's like, baby, it just comes out of me like Pac-Man dots. I got to keep going.

I got to. Honey, I got's to keep going. Just waddling back and forth of the grass. I know. She's protecting a 6-4 Tongan golfer. Who's like in the best shape of his life. Honey, I'm securing this area. Honey, I'm going to call you a little white pecklewood if you try anything. I'm going to be so

mean to you. I think that's why they're there. I really thought about it. I think people are just scared of giant black women. Yeah. So you put them there like a scarecrow. It doesn't do anything. It's the Patrice thing about like the parking enforcement stuff. It's like no one's going to get in a big argument with a fat black woman.

Yes. Because then you just feel weird about yourself and your life. It's a good point. You're now that guy in that moment. Just yelling at a fat black woman. She's like, shut the, I, you know. Is that the thing from Mr. P where he's going back and forth with the lady,

she's dipping nuggets and shit in the sauce? And he's like, I'll be fucking good by the end of it. Yeah, he might have expanded upon it there, but he used to talk about it. an ONA all the time too. Like, that's why they make parking enforcement officers. Because they'll make you feel weird.

Because you're just like, you're just like, you're not gonna, you're just gonna be like, am I in this conversation? Like, am I yelling at a fat black woman right now? Yeah, like. Yeah. No, the only time I got my cart towed, I had to go pick it up.

And it was a, it was a 800-pound Mexican woman with nail so long, she looked like a daddy long legs. And I'm like, I'm not screaming at this. Exactly. Be a Devin, we talked about before. We went to Casa Vega. What?

There was a 600 pound, like, like a blind side black guy. Like, he was the sick. He, like, took our IDs to come in. We were like, what are you stopping? Yeah. He's the blind type of, he's gone blind from diabetes. He was so fat that we went back the next week,

and you guys took me to see how fat he was. Yeah. And I walked past, and I went. People are hunting this guy to make candles out of him. They're wailing? Yes. Yeah, this guy speaks to me. He's so fat and so black.

he speaks in sonar. You go He speaks in sonar which is called trap music. You go to you need our ideas and he goes, ooh. I'm going to bloods in Atlanta. But you're just, your whole chest is shaking. If you go to the mall, Target, you go anywhere, just always take a note of the security there. It's never anybody who should be in charge of anything.

No, it's people who can't pick up a gun. Like, how are you securing it? You're too fat to fire that. You're too fat. You're getting finning that trigger guard. You've got to file the trigger guard off to fire this gun. It is like a thing where they almost are playing on your humanity. Like, you're not going to make a fat guy chase you.

And, like, fall or something. Yeah, they should make it like the sun from Breaking Bad, like a guy big, like braces or something. It should be, yeah, exactly. Like, really? Exactly. This is the guy. It's almost like they're just kind of praying on your heart. a little bit, you know? Because why, you don't know what wants to have see that moment?

Oh, this person has ate themselves into a disability. Oh, she tried to chase me in her knee exploded. Exactly. I guess one day your employees just stopped showing up to work. That's how it works in that, like, department, you know? Insecurity. They died. Yeah, they just, they didn't wake up. One day they don't show up. Yeah. You go, hey, Latonda didn't show up. Can you go check if she got seven if a guy made her eat a bunch of spaghetti until she was dead. Seven is a murder. Did she get seven? Most of our boys get a fat spaghetti guy. Most of our fat and boys get sevened. The guy made her rape herself with spaghetti. Now she's dead. I still don't know if that scene is real or not.

In seven? In seven. When he eats all the spaghetti and his stomach explodes. Because first of all, to get that fat, imagine the level of training to get that big. Oh, sure. Yeah. We got a big stomach. So I don't, I think he would be able to digest the spaghetti fast enough that would move out of his lower intestines and he would just keep shitting himself at the table while he's eating spaghetti. I would love a deleted scene from seven where Kevin Space is getting really fucking pissed off. The guy just keeps eating and he's fine. Like Kevin Spacey has to go back to Domino's for the eighth visit. And he's like, God damn it. Maybe there's director's commentary where

David Fincher's like, so we thought about that that he could just be shitting himself while eating the spaghetti technically? We were worried about that, so David Baker, my special effects guy, he kidnapped a fat guy and fed him to death, and it does work. And we're actually going to put that in the adventures of Cliff Booth

in a bonus scene. We got Tarantino's blessing on that. We got one big fat guy and two Chinese-Asian guys. It's going to be a great movie. I think that's actually going to be great, by the way. I'm worried. I'll be honest. I couldn't see it. The trailer I thought was a...

The trailer was like in the night. It was all dark. I thought it was a... No shit. I thought it was a Budweiser commercial until Connor was like, that's the Cliff Booth trailer. I have a hard time believing it's going to be actually bad because it's just too many, two legends coming together and, you know, but it made me feel a little weird. Brad Pitt's doing like a Southern accent, and I'm like, well... Yeah, he's doing like a glorious bastard.

Is he not Southern? Not in... Once about a time in Hollywood. He doesn't have, like... He's not over... No, he's just a SoCal guy. Yeah, he's not doing some big, like, well, nasty thing. Like, I don't know.

So this isn't wonder if actors are like Southern California, got it, the South. I think they, I think he forgot how to play Cliff Booth. That's what it looked like to me, which makes me nervous. They did, which does happen. Yes. Aaron Paul forgot how to play Jesse. Yeah. When they did the El Camino.

Yeah, they did El Camino. He's talking like Raging Bowl for some reason. Yeah. Damn. And in Better Call Saul, too. He sounds weird as hell. Yeah. When did they bring him back?

Yeah, he's going to like, hey, bitch, what's up? It's like, that's not how... Just talk how you talk. Yeah, he went wigger. He went wigger on it. He went to Wigger. Taylor's oldest time. He leveled up the wigger.

Wigger! Too much wig. Little too much ER on that wigger. Timothy Shalemone locks out the Kibbizzerese. Wigger! Try hard wigger! Try hard wigger! You yuck it sucks!

He points at Josh Safty, he goes, Jewish rapist! Jew rape! Everyone's sorry. He has a disability. I'm sorry. He has to accurately describe people when he sees me. He has a disability. I apologize.

I think, by the way, so last night, weirdly, I had a dream that Conan has been dead since November. Conan O'Brien. Yeah, Conan has been dead since November 8th, I think it was. Like, the exact date, and I hadn't realized Conan had been dead. And I was like, in the dream, I was like, his life, like, passing me by? Like, I don't even know. things are going on anymore like i don't know oh yeah that sucks when dreams get yeah fuck with your reality yeah because like i mean most days you know sometimes i'm so fucking exhausted waking up

you know all the time with the kids and stuff and then i'm like i'll walk into rooms and not know like what's going on like it's just sometimes it feels like a monsoon of time is just whirling by you know um just weird fatherhood stuff so like i had that dream and then uh and i woke up and i checked my phone and i had a notification so that for some reason i get you emails from People magazine. Even though I don't go to People Magazine. It sends me promotional stuff, so it'll show up

on my promotional tab on my email. So it said, Alert, Conan O'Brien, I was like, did Conan O'Brien die? And then I clicked it. It said Conan O'Brien finally break silence about Rob Reiter's death. About Rob Reiner, yeah. He didn't give us anything juicy on it. No, he didn't. He didn't

really talk about how he didn't call the cops and is responsible. Really? He might as well have been holding the knife. I kind of, he kind of acted like, he's like, yeah, I wish this could have been No, I'm completely fucking around, but I didn't. You went off on Matt Goreley as co-host last week. Well, I did think he was going to mention, like, I feel horrible because I was, unless that was a fake rumor that he was going to call the cops and then didn't.

But that Conan told Ryan or not to call the cops. Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever that will. Yeah, whatever happened, but like, wasn't it the type of thing where he, like, he didn't, you know? He just, he did the generic, like, yeah, it's very tragic. They were special people. To be with somebody. than to know that they're not there. Yeah, which is horrible.

Yeah, it was a horrible thing, but I thought. But it's especially horrible if you could have maybe. I thought the stress was, yeah. I mean, I don't know. Look, somebody has to take the blame here, and it's not Nick Reiner. I love Conan with all my heart. Same. But there's been new episodes of the podcast that have been happening since that happened,

and I was kind of like, I hope these were recorded long before. Oh, he hasn't talked about. Like, how do you... He's never disgusting. How does that happen? And then you just go, like... You go, like, interview, like, Amy Bowler. How do you not...

How is if it's eating you alive? Like, you know, I can set the show aside. Yeah, you're all right, because he is... There's kind of part of me. He's like, did I... Did I? Am I the reason Rob Reiner got his neck cut open like a turkey? Yeah, but it said you and, you know,

you're just laughing with Sonia and, like, a Will Arnette anecdote. You know what you just kind of hope? If I was Conan, I would just pray every night on my pillow that Rob Reiter raped his son because then you go... You think that's what Conan should be doing every night.

He should be praying to God that Nick Rainer was raped by his dad. Because then you go... And that's what I'd be investigating and I'd be trying to prove that Nick Reiner was sodomized by a big fat,

a pot-bellied, bald... What if Conan's completely insane? Like, outside of who we know, he's just walking around his house he's like petanus what's a pedophile he's like he's like a QAnon guy he's crazy's Nick Ryder he's a nut job that was like kind of out of the shot by the way I don't know if it matters you're completely leading out of the shot that's fine whatever it would be funny if Cota was like

we find out Coden was like a D.B. Cooper or something like he just like he couldn't say fucking insane guy with a super high IQ isn't you from Harvard he is from Harvard he is from Harvard So he could have been in the MK thing with Ted, yeah. I know the timelines don't match up at all, but it's very possible. Let's say it does. Yeah. It's very possible. Maybe Conan Bryan's been an asset this whole time.

Very possible. I told you that apparently a lot of these big actors do sodomize their sons. It's a very well-known comment thing. It's a ride of passage. It's big. It's a ride of passage. It's all the rage. It's like maja.

So everybody's into raping their kids. You gotta butt fuck your child. Very trendy. It's very trendy in Hollywood. Very trendy to do the ritual. Everyone on Abbott Kinney's talking about it. Listen, we all were into Pokemon's for a while. And now we're into changing our son's lives for the rest of time.

You know, from Tempe to butt fucking your child. It's vegan. Yeah. You know what? They say everybody dies for two times when they die and then when somebody says their name for the last time. So we're keeping Rob Bryn are alive right now. Do we have any ads, by the way, Jay? We do have an ad, yeah.

Okay. I have a point to make, but you go into this. Do we have any ads? So, fuck. Do we have any ads? Yeah, Lucy did say, hey, don't, whatever you do, Lucy emailed me. They say, hey, whatever you do.

Do we have an ad? Lucy said, whatever you do, don't mention Rob Ryder, butt fucking his son and getting killed before that. But I think we've put enough time. Scottie Sheffler almost hit me with a golf ball, by the way, before I forget. Really? Yeah. I was on TV. Really?

I was covering my head by like a pussy. He had an air and drive almost knocked your eye out. About three feet from me. Oh, wait. Were you there today? I thought you were watching it on TV? No, no, that was two days ago. Or that was Saturday I went.

Me and Katie went for anniversary to the Genesis. But then it kept going and it was on today. You wanted to keep watching it on TV? Well, yeah, I wanted to watch the air. That's why I thought you were there today. You thought there was just a fat black lady at his house that he was pissed at. There's a fat black lady Who's security

At his own house I did another The timeline of events Earlier this week too We went to Disneyland Which we'll talk about too We did go to Disney land Me and Jace took the kids

To Disneyland Yeah Me and Jace are raising children together Exactly Chase got me pregnant Mm-hmm He goes I'm gonna rob Reiner your butt

Mm-hmm I go please don't cut my neck open Good Christ In my bum bone Jesus By the way I apologize To Coney To who?

To Coneonum Who cares? No, he was at it. Look, he could have prevented all of this. He dropped the ball. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. When I read the thing, I did, I was like, wait, I thought, all I heard about was that you were sad because you thought you were going to call the cops and you didn't. You feel remorseful, but then he didn't mention that.

I think it's because maybe that didn't happen. I think it's because they know Rob Reiner did something to Nick. And there's a reason he's crazy and a straight jacket. Maybe. Nick was a good man. I think this is called I think in Egyptian mythology This is the Avengeville Child

They call him Horace Yeah The Eye of Horace. Have you heard of the Eye of Horace? No. You probably only know about Horace and Pete Horace and Pete The only Horace is I know Great name actually. Yeah Horace and Pete? Or Horace Grant

What? If it mind It's it's You know It involves people that sweat Which you know nothing about Horace who? He was a basketball player.

Horace Grant. Black guy? Chicago Bulls. Yeah, black guy or black guy? Black guy named Horace. What I've heard everything. Any white guy named Horace Grant was a leader in the Civil War. There hasn't been a Horace Grant white guy in a hundred years.

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Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Thank you, Lucy, for your patronage, and those are all the ads for the week, Benjamin. Nice. I've already forgot my point I was going to make about Rob Reiner, but it was... Was it a heinous accusation against the dead man? No, I think he did rape his kid, though, but... I mean, I really have nothing... Oh, can we go through his filmography real quick and piece this together?

Because I think if I can red string something, it makes it true. Listen, I'm all for a while conspiracy theory of a dead man, so let's go for it. Look, you have to follow your intuition in life. And wherever it leads you, it leads you. You can't have any say in the matter. You can't use logic. No, it's all good. I'm good.

No, you have to. It's in the stars, Jace. Right. As on earth, as it is in heaven, they say. Yeah, Shakespeare. It is up there, so it is down here. As Shakespeare said, the rape was not in our stars, but in each other. Dear Brutus.

The rape in our stars. My favorite Shakespeare quote. So I think right now we could go through Rob Reiner's filmography really quick and prove that he did sodomize his child on an altar. Sure. I'll yes and that. Okay. So let's see here. First thing he ever did was the Archie Bunker show.

All in the family. All in the family. Everybody's inside the family. And now he got that job because of nepotism, right? Well, his dad is Carl Reiner. That's Carl Reiner. So, Carl Reiner was a big, tall, bald guy who looked like Bert from Sesame Street. Sure.

And from what I understand, he would do things like Jonathan Winters would do on black and white talk shows. Yeah. And he would do, like, little, he had like kazzoos and stuff. That's kind of all I know about him. He was a writer, right? He created the Dick Van Dyke show, right? Am I correct about that, Carl Reiner? I don't know if he created the Dick Van der.

I don't know. He was in the Dick Van der. We all know him as a guy who ate sandwiches with Mel Brooks. He did the Mel Brooks show, I forget the name of it. Sid Caesar? No, the, yeah, yeah, with Sid Caesar, but he was, yeah, yeah. Your show of shows? Yeah, your show of shows.

Mel Brooks was the writer on it. Yes. Now, anything nefarious we have on Carl Reiner, did he do anything crazy? He, um, he, uh, fucking, he created Rob. Rob Reiner. So, perhaps. He went on to butt fuck his child and be killed by him. Obviously, I think all parties here.

No. I don't think Rob Brennan did anything. No, all parties here can agree that if anything did happen, it wasn't oral. It was anal. Well, that's the only thing that makes you angry enough to kill your parents. If you just had to suck off your dad and then you killed him, like, calm down. If you kill your dad because you had to suck them off, you're overreacting. In Hollywood, that's a bar mitzvah.

That's a right of passage. You got up easy. Yeah. You sucked your dad off. Yeah, Mel Brooks has a great bit about how we all had to suck our dads off when we turned 13. Of course Digging into Nick Rayner Did you find out if he was a gay guy?

No No, I didn't get that from him But I mean, like when you're a drug addict Though I think you have gay experiences Just because of the love of the drug The love of the game You probably You open up here and there

I think Hunter Biden got cracked by his dad I'll buy that 100% sure I'll buy that for sure Doesn't he have that weird tattoo Of the finger lakes on his back Where all the kids get raped and disappeared Fox Island North Fox Island Yeah something like that

Yeah I don't know about that that. Kind of crazy that Joe's... I don't got that. Is Joe Biden in the Epstein Files at all? I was kind of shocked. I don't think so.

With all the hair sniffing and all the, his love of little young girls. I think he was just, he was a free agent pedophile. I don't think he was, he was signing up with anybody. Yeah, he, no, uh, no label for him. He was kind of like a pitcher where he's on 15 different teams in like three seasons. He was, he was an indie. He was an indie artist. I think he was legitimately just into like raping his secretaries.

That's what got us. That's how he got his thrills. Yeah, he is an old-fashioned guy like that. He loves a big. goosing. He was gooseing. A Madison Avenue rape. That kind of rape. He was a madman. Yeah. A Don Draper. Yeah. Yeah.

Break me in my mail. Show me your tits. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I had a Scotch at 8 a.m. That's time to rape my own wife. I was surprised about Biden's lack of involvement. No, mostly, mostly just Trump and Clinton. Yeah. It skips a generation, you know? It's possible Biden even arranged his wife's death. in the car accident perhaps

the lady who got hit by the big corn cob truck or whatever yeah I think she got ran over by as he saw or something she got ran over by Ferris wheel that went rogue off of a fucking you don't have to wonder what people

Ferris wheel that went rogue yeah from like a like the state fair I think it crushed Joe Biden's family yeah yeah and he

he was sad about it he was sad about it and then he got over and then his son got cancer and got cocked by his other his brother. Could you imagine having lost your family in the 70s that way? And you don't even have Cameron Winter to listen to. Yeah. You don't even have heavy metal to put on it on. He had to listen to Todd Rungan, who sucks ass. Or John Denver. Or John Denver. Yeah. Apparently he used to walk

around the streets of D.C. trying to fight black guys all the time because he was so angry. John Denver? No, no, Joe Biden. After his family got killed by that. A black guy and a Ferris wheel killed him? A black guy driving a Ferris wheel like pimp my ride. They got, I pretty sure they got killed by like a Pee, like a, something only Pee We Herman could make. I think it was literally like a truck called like Joe's Corn Cop Supply. Like ran them out, like crushed them, basically.

Sneeds feed. Yes. Like, literally, yeah. You always have to wonder, what are the chances of people that are that high level having these tragedies happen to their families? Oh, you mean like it was a... I mean, when Ben said that, I was kind of like, yeah, but like, that is crazy. You're in such rarefied air.

Why are such insane things happening to you and your lineage? Yeah, it could be a hit. Because I think people empower what bad things that happen to their family because it splits their personality to a point where they can become great leaders. They can't really get at lying and deception and handling like harm out to stress. You think Biden organized that? He like told the- Yeah, literally.

I think we know that from the abstin-files now kind of. Wait, really? That's in there? I mean, it's kind of confirmed. Yeah, that like all the elites are just like, it's like rape. world. It's like, it's like a rape playground, apparently. Yeah. Where you wake up and you go, who am I going to, yeah, who am I going to tie up today? It was like when a lot of scientists ruined their career in the 1500s getting really into alchemy.

I think it was like a similar thing. We're like, like a rich politician would be like, what if I, what if I rape two girls and a dog? Could that create a super spy? Maybe it could bring about. Maybe it could. Maybe I'll just come really hard. Who cares? People aren't real than me. I don't give a shit. It is. I'm bored. I'm bored as fuck. Anyway, I left my job at the UN. Time to go fuck a dog. I mean, isn't Trump not on record saying he wants to like fuck his daughter basically?

Like many times. Yeah, on stern. So he wants to rape his children. So this is the sentiment amongst these people. And also, we know this is a thing with aristocrats. The aristocrats. Sorry, I watch the aristocats like every day. Do you like Toulouse, Berlioz?

I've never seen the Aristocats. I like Duchess a lot. I think she's really cool. And Marie, the daughter, is awesome as well. I like the Chinese cat that says Egg Fu Young. Yeah. That's the cat that I like. Never seen it.

In the credits, he's just listed as Chinese. Skate Man Cretters is one of the cats. Oh, really? He goes, come on. Groovie, baby, groovy. Does he get a cat shoving axe through his heart? They call it the purring. Some of us purr real good.

You and I got the purr. Some of me and my mama used to pair Without even moving on me I was just rewatching The making of shining documentary And there's a crazy moment Have you seen that one? Yeah, yeah, yeah

There's a crazy moment where Skadman Crothers They're interviewing him Like they're like, what was it like doing the shoot? And he just starts crying for like 19 minutes Just talking about how beautiful and I was probably Yeah, I mean imagine being a part of them Well, I was doing the math

I was like oh if you look at the rest of his career His entire career is just like a guy with like big white lips going like I don't know nothing about you shine and mister and he gets to like be in the shining now so it was like a big yeah it's a huge moment yeah big moment so one needs to audio cut the guy saying the hard R

at the Bafters and put it into right before Jack Nicholson hits him with the axe yeah put that right in the the slurring it would kind of ruin the movie if he shot it being word right before you hear that honey he has Tourette's it's okay give me the slur Wendy

give me the slur Give me the slur. Just say it, Wendy. Just say it. Just say the word. No. No, you're in the dirtbag left. No.

I know they say it. You're going to record me and posting on Twitter. Just say the slur, Wendy. Just say it right now. Breaks her door down with an axe. Trying to get her to say it. She finds his manuscript, and it's just the N-word. over and over again.

And she's leafing through it. Losing her mind. Danny said, you said it. He said he saw you saying it. Danny's been a very bad boy. He's been talking to a black man with his mind. A black man

who knows magic. Your son's been tweeting at a negro. He must be punished. Sir. You've always slurred here. The slurring. Yeah.

Yeah. Chasing is... Yeah, he goes, Darren, Daddy! Say it daddy! Yeah, and then at the end it cuts to him frozen, and he's just, he's ran out the inward before he dies in the snow. Yeah, so it froze.

Soft day. Soft day, yeah. Yeah. With a little apostrophe. In oil. Yeah, he sees Kool-Aid coming out. elevator hair of the dog that bit me Floyd Colt 45 coming up sir I need to rewatch that move I've actually been seen in a row ragin ragin ragin

she looks at it in the mirror she's like oh my god he has the words so why he's spelling it backwards he's fun ragin Reagan Reagan Reagan Tony's a little Black boy steals from my mouth

He doesn't like interracial marriage Yeah It's Tony Parker Tony Parker From the Spurs The French The French black guy

From the Spurs He goes I can't believe you know that He goes Because As I heard there was an interracial French black guy

In my son's mouth He said I think it's I can't believe Ben knows how do I know that That's crazy You grew in Texas in like The early 2000

You know why I always think about him Because I'm like That still doesn't make any sense to me What? He's a great player He cheated on his He fucked Brent Barry's wife Brent Barry's wife

And then they traded Brent Barry Yeah they traded Because he was better He was better Tony Parker was a little French Little rapy guy That's the beautiful thing About that's what you can be so good at

You can comment another guy's wife get him fired for it. I mean, imagine the hell you're in if you're a French black guy and you have to live in San Antonio, Texas. Yeah. Better than living in fucking France is a black guy. They'll scream me.

They hate their blacks. Interesting. If you're a black guy from America. I bet we trade. Let's get France on the phone. I would like a French, if all the black people here talk French, that'd be kind of cool. Oh, that'd be so annoying. That would suck.

That would suck, ass. That'd be so annoying. Why would that suck? If there's a black guy. I already can't tell what they're fucking saying. Gotta make it harder. Throw a little Zagre blue on top. Make it all distinguish.

Do they wear little berets and stuff? No, they wear them sideways, and that's what pisses people up. Well, I don't even understand berets, because sometimes I see motherfuckers wearing them, and they are sideways, I think. Yeah. I think you can just kind of do whatever. Yeah, you're allowed to do what you want. There's a thing in France where they love American black guys because of, like, James

Baldwin and shit like like American black guys used to go over to France and be celebrated authors. So there's cases of black people moving to France being really, people are really nice to them until they get too good at speaking French. And then they're like, you dirty monkey. Like, get out of my fucking country. Did you see the black lady and the, she went to the hair, the nail salon place so they wouldn't do her nail? No. And she started being insanely fucking racist and pretending to be Chinese. Wait, what? You didn't see this? I've seen this. I think I haven't pulled up here. Here, hold on.

What is this white lady doing this black guy right here, by the way? We'll play that in a second because it's so good. Have you never seen that? I've seen it a couple times. Yeah, yeah, it's great. I'll play it for Devin after this. It's a classic. Here's the black lady here at a nail salon.

At the nail salon. Please, I pay you, I got my knee. Please do my know. Please. Water. Water. That's interesting. Interesting method to try to get something done for yourself.

So apparently she took two pencils from the desk and then put them in her hair. I can't even be mad at that already. That rules. No water? You got water? No. No water? Sorry.

Oh. You want me to sign it? What the hell? What did they just do? They must have done something to her earlier that day. They called her a monkey. But regardless, that was before. No, no, I don't know if they did.

That would be funny if that part wasn't filmed. They never filmed that. You're just like, look at this. She's being a fucking asshole. They were making like monkey Yeah They're throwing bananas at her Yeah, I have no idea

She's being insane Apparently she couldn't get an appointment So then they just started filming her going insane Doing ching ching chung bing bing bong stuff Well she's not even doing well by the way She's wasting this opportunity I do like that she is instinctively pacing the stage though As if she's walking

She's walking she put in No sign in No sign you just need to have a microphone And she's killing Mm-hmm. You want me to sit down to wait? You want me sit down? You want me to sit down to wait?

We're busy. Can you come another day? What time? What time? Can you come another day? Another day? Oh, my God. Yeah, she does look kind of nuts.

Crazy. You're busy. She looks like one of those reaction memes from like 2008. Can I do a bathroom? Can I go to the bathroom? I love the guy on his phone. He's like nodding to banked. He's like, he's watching videos.

about black people being being the problem with the country He's not even looking up and be like Oh, it's right in front of me He's like, I don't know, three Chinese people are yelling at each other I don't know what's going on He's like, I don't know There's like a sunburned Chinaman in here going crazy right now

One of them from Hiroshima is here And they're making them a ruckus What is it? This is a tie place man is going to be watching himself On his own phone later On whatever racist website he's on He's going to holl that's me All right, very good

I was watching the video about the white lady Getting Chains put on there Nice, ants reacting to it Fantastic stuff Ants reacting to my life, this rules Yeah, she does look nuts She looks like Jim carries the mask Mm-hmm

I'll show Devin Devin, I can't believe you haven't seen this This makes me laugh at all I'm amazed you haven't seen this actually This white woman has brought the tears After being shackled At an American American Museum visit Here we go

this guy's this guy jace is incredible what is an african-american museum like just just it's okay wherever they're in right now there's a bunch of african art on the walls okay you go and it's just pictures of julius are right everywhere it is interesting because why would you say like their only history of slavery that's a good point ben well this looks like very um it looks like a lot of african art there's some african art on the wall yeah but i'll allow it this is odd Okay And they got superunk Doing the demonstration

With a little Lavalier mic on Welcome to America So he chains her Tell me what you're thinking So Devin these are actual shackles That black people were Yeah

Yeah I think these were like They're real ones I heard this happen Yeah he goes He goes He goes Welcome to America

He's saying welcome to America Because you have to feel guilty About something you never did Shouldn't be Shouldn't she be like on her back, like next to a bunch of ladies named Jen. Yeah, in the bottom of a big ship.

Yeah, on a ship with rats crawling on top of her. Welcome to America. Jewish lady, who's 65 exactly. Okay, so then she freaks out, or what? What if he goes, like, what if he goes, welcome to America?

She goes, it's coming to America. It's the movie. I'm surprised you don't know about that, considering this is the African-American Museum. I just do, I do love this is like, this is like jigsaw for white people getting put in these situations. A black onk is going like, what, what are you thinking right now? And because you're too nervous to say like, this is fucking gay, you are now in his little maze. There we go.

This rocks. Welcome to America. Tell me what you're thinking. Just so much. Kleenex is split. I've always, I've always been interested in his. history and the history of black people. I took, I took,

Afrocentric classes at U.S. Stop grovelling. My grandma lived at 28, 21, West Kentucky Street. What does that mean? Was that a famous, like, I always wonder. I always wonder. It must have been, right?

She's acting, I don't know, some sort of famous. I think she's like her grandma used to, like, lynch black guys at this house or something. It's like, it's a famous street for, yeah. I think it was like the lynching house. I used to do experiments on y'all. She was the Joseph Mengele of black people.

She had a little doll that looked just like you. She'd stick pins in his eyes all the time. She ruined her own life with her racers. She told George Zimmerman there was a guy with a hoodie outside. I've always been obsessed with this. But now that I'm here looking at you, you're not eating Skittles. You're not attacking me. I've tried to think about it because her grandmother was probably born in 1920 or 1910, I think.

Maybe 1900? Yeah, she's probably born in what, 1960, I think. So, yeah, her mom was born in 1935. Her mom was born in 1910, something like that. Yeah, or you could say maybe 1890. Maybe. Maybe, maybe. So I've always thought it's an underground railroad thing where she hid, they hid black people at the house or something, but I don't even know when that was.

Maybe. No, I think that's too late for the underground railroad. That's what I thought. Yeah. But I was like, did they ever do another thing where they had to hide black people under floorboards? No. What if the Underground Railroad was run by like jaded black people, like the metro? It's like, sir.

They're like, sir. Yeah, you're going to be free, so shut the fuck up. You're getting into a little thing to hide and they go take your phone and your laptop out the bag. If you got shoes, take them off. All electronics out of your back! Tell me what you're thinking. I'd be thinking. Tell me what you would thank you.

Tell me what you be thinking. This feels like... Well, my N-word, I'd be thanking. This is David Lucas's dad. What you'd be thinking. It seems her big street cred here for street knowledge unks is that she lived at 25151 West Kentucky Street. There's some meaning to that.

She said that, like, it's a historical, like, we're supposed to know what that means. I don't even know if he knew, but he showed his eyes and went, hmm. Yeah. Oh, this guy's 100% trying to hit right now. Maybe it was a Swinger's house where everybody would go over and fuck everybody's wife. It's very likely a horrific house of torture for black people from slavery days.

That she moved into. If you go on, like, a tour of the deep south, every place you go to is elsewhere. utterly horrific and they're all called like Lafayette the queen of Lafayette then you find out like she was just you know chaining up black children and torturing them it's horrific shit

utterly horrific you go to on the New Orleans ghost tours and in the middle of the ghost tour like it's all like spooky like like like stuff that's like not really that heavy you're just kind of like oh yeah a guy murdered somebody this is that and then out of nowhere that it's like and in that house Miss Du Bois used to stick needles in Negro's eyes.

And she was the mayor of New Orleans for 180 years. And we just found that out. She actually, she's responsible for everything in the city. Now, this is the Hard Rock Cafe. When they were breaking the foundation, they found 9,000 Negro skulls. We don't know why. Sorry.

Anyway, who wants a T-shirt? Here we go. Yeah, what would she be thinking? He's been interested in history and the history of black people. I took, I took, aftercentric classes at U.S. My grandma lived at 28, 21, West Kentucky Street. He knows what that is. He might be alive.

I've read so many books. And now I belong to a church that's primarily African American. Oh, lady. Beautiful. thank you thank you i will be hitting later she's like

i love cam newton i ruled her for cam newton i think his hat's a normal looking i don't think they're weird Antonio brown did nothing wrong Nicole brown

didn't deserve it fuck her fuck Nicole brown Simpson I know you just got a you can't give in in that situation yeah this

like it's so He's all liked up and sad, but don't like, don't like act like you did slavery personally. I thought this was like a more of like a Dr. Umar like bullshit play. But it seems like that lady was just, I don't know. I think she was feeling worse than he, he wanted her to. Yeah, it didn't seem like it was a, the whole thing was set up to do. Yeah, it's just supposed to him somebody would be like, damn, that's. Putting chains on you was kind of great.

Yeah. But it's just, you're supposed to be like, damn, that sucks. Yeah. Sorry. I don't like that feeling. She called them Afrocentric classes at U of L. She said Afrocentric. She might as well call him the N-word.

You say Afrocentric. I've never heard that, I don't think. That was literally a word invented to describe a bitch's brew by Miles Davis in like 1976. Yeah, it was like in the 70s. It was, yeah, term. Based on search of public records and news archives, there are no specific widely reported or verifiable incidents of racism associated with 2821 West Kentucky Street. What if she sits down and her friend is like, what? What's the significance of 2821?

She's like, I panicked. I just made it up. I don't know. I don't know. I was trying to gaslight him. I was trying to gaslight him. I'll hear one more time to see if she said 2821. It's been interested in history and the history of black people.

I took Afrocentric classes at U.S. My grandma lived at 2821 West Kentucky Street. And he gives that big, yes. Maybe it's just. like when she says Kentucky he's just like oh you're a demon

maybe that's just a really black street in that area because she's saying my grandma fuck black guys she's like my grandma got trains ran on her 24 7 and she never snitched my grandma's her lips looked like roast beef

it says Main Street is the famous street in Louisville I imagine it was a it was a pretty historically slavy street. I'm guessing it was a very black heavy street or a lot of black people lived

because she keeps going like she's acting like okay yeah she's like I know black people it's her version of saying like I have a lot of black friends right right right because she also said I go to an all black church I said he black studies Afrocentric yeah yeah I think I think that's what it is yeah I'm not got nothing so when he said When she said Kentucky Street, he goes, oh shit, that plays fucking sucks.

He goes, like Kentucky Fried Chicken. Very good. Very good. Very good. She goes, yeah, what if she pan? She goes, I love watermelon. I think chicken is great. I love, I always do something that's great flavored if it's an option.

I watch you guys play basketball at the park. I smoked crack for a number of years. She goes, I play chess. She goes, I stopped looking for my wallet. years ago. She's like, oh God, please stop. Stop talking, please. I love, I love nice.

Keep my bike. Keep it. Keep my bike. I got fucked to a Teddy Pendergrass song when I was 24. And I thought it was beautiful. A black guy treated me like Vial Coffin. Fuck Eminem. Eminem sucks.

His rap's already even good. Gucci Maine is a better rapper than Eminem. I love Gucci Man. East Atlanta Santa is my favorite rapper there is. His comeback from prison inspired me to keep going out in fucking black guys all the time. Just please interrupt you, please. What if she's like, I only watch Ebony Porn and I jack off to it. I jack off.

You could titty fuck me. You can fuck my ass. You could do whatever you want to me. I have a bunch of shock glasses at my house. You could shove them up my pussy. commonum. These chains are kind of hot. Why don't we use them?

And he's just, mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What you think? What you'd be thinking? 28, 21 Kentucky Road.

I do say that I would love if I think we talked about this. If I was black, I would love just gilding people all the time. Yeah. Making them panic and freak of the fuck out.

Just be like, I'm so sorry. I did slavery personally. I did it. I think I've seen this video. Every time I see this video, I click in the replies. And usually someone zooms on her face from the side and says Jewish question mark. Because they were a huge nose. But some old ladies get huge like birds beak noses like that.

Women turn into Jews in old age. We all know that. Yes. Yeah. We all know that. Yeah. The final form of a white woman is a Jew. Like Pokemon.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Every white woman turns into gold of my hair if they live long enough. They start wearing suits. Mm-hmm. Start being real mean Real nasty Real possessive of their house

And stuff like that Yeah Get a beak Does you think that lady even knows She gets owned on the internet by 18 year olds No By racist

I think these people probably just think the internet is racist And they're also not wrong Uh huh Yeah good point There's go yeah Of course the internet Thinks it's gay They

Of course the internet thinks slavery is gay I don't even think she knows about that. I think her internet is longing onto MSN.com and being like, Rachel Maddo played with a puppy, did you see this video? She lives a very innocent life. I guess. She also, apparently she does a shitload about black people, though,

and they're like their history. And all it does is make her feel bad about herself. So maybe she's just like a weird narcissist that just wants to think about how she sucks ass all the time. Possibly. Or I like to think that she panicked in the month. She doesn't have to go that far. You suck ass just because you suck ass.

last lady. It's not because your ancestors enslaved black people. I like to think that she panicked in the moment and then walking out to the car with her friend. She's like, I can't believe that black guy fucking put him in those fucking chains. Fuck him. Waddling out like a portly bird. Like a flightless bird. Yeah, trying to make the early bird special. Just me like, I can't

believe you put me in those fucking dirty chains. Let's go to Lubies. Let's go to the whites only lubies across town. That fucking black piece of shit. It did look like a dodo bird taking its turn. She's an extinct bird. Yeah. Looking for seed. Yeah.

She doesn't even, she's a type of bird, she won't even eat worms. Yeah. She just eat nuts. Yeah. I can guarantee that black guy in his head during the air. He's like, all right, hey, calm down, lady. I don't, nobody gives a shit. All right.

Yeah. I get paid $15 an hour to do this. Me and my daughter watch birds a lot outside. I've never seen them eat a worm. I don't know what that shit is. I don't even know if that's true. The early bird gets the worm. They always have in cartoons the birds sucking the worm out of the ground.

I got worms everywhere in my yard. I got them in the street. I never see it. I got a California towee. I've been painting and sanding shit in the garage. And a California toie will sneak in there when I go upstairs. And he fucks around, but I'd never see him fucking with any of the worms outside. They probably do it so quickly.

You never even see it. They just suck it right down. Like, it's nothing all the time. Like, it's literally nothing to them? It would just rain. It rained out here for like days on end. And then you see worms everywhere, right? I took a walk.

Worms were all over the sidewalk. Do you step on the worms or do you try to? No, I leave them alone. Me and my daughter helped the worms get back to. I don't do that. Not me. I mean, I cut them in half with little scissors. And I say, I'm more... Longwise. I go, I'm more powerful than you. I'm your god.

They're kind of awesome. They look like... I was looking at a worm the other day. I was like, this kind of looks like... I was like... Using it for your ego. Like, nothing going on. Yeah, my wife sucks so much ass. Just stretching them out really funny. Yeah.

For your own ego. Yeah, I put a 357 snud nose to a worms. And I go, I'm your God now. Bank for your life. Pray to me. I go pray for me, you faggagg. Too, to an earthworm.

I honestly would do that just for fun. That would be fun. I flip off my cats all the time. Yeah. I did a money roll on my cat the other day. That felt really good. Made him look like a fucking retode. Broke-ass bitch.

Yeah. Also, you feel pretty powerful eating gummy bear. Because if you take a big handful of them and throw in your mouth, or you're like, that's like 15 bears. You think of yourself as like a giant, like a one-eye giant that's bloodthirsty. Yeah, I'll put a gummy bear on the table. I'll rip its dick hole off. I'll just rip its dick off of it and then eat it in front of it.

You can jack off the gummy bear? No, I rip it off and I go, you're not a man anymore. Bitch. Would you feed a gummy bear to your cat? Sure. I don't care if it lives or does. Would it die? I've had inulin.

Probably. Who knows? Do they eat seeds? Cats? Yeah, or do they eat carrots? Our cats are actually pretty picky. It's kind of fucking annoying. Sometimes I'll be eating just like a grilled chicken and I'll try to like throw

up a piece and they sniff and walk away. I'm like, I didn't even want to fucking give you that. Yeah. Will they eat ice cream? No, they would never eat ice cream. Would it eat a waffle? No. Would it drink soda?

It would drink. It does drink a lot of soda. Is it really a fat as shit? It drinks soda. Sometimes I catch it if like I eat a bowl of cereal. and then I like get on my phone I will catch one of the cats walking up and drinking the milk out of the cereal bowl and then I hit it in the head as hard as I can and I go no and I slam its head into the table the cats have they have patches on their eyes dent it in heads no sometimes I'll catch him like drinking milk and I'll like yelling them and shit and that'll be it

But the fat The fat bastard The fat bastard Just like raped my fucking arm The other day It like wrapped around my arm And got me like There there there

Anaconda style Yeah Anaconda style Yeah I threw my Lucy at it And it like exploded When it did I was really pissed

Oh it was a breaker It was a breaker yeah And I go you made me break that early It exploded like those little green bombs In that movie No I just I pet him all the time Like I was laying down It was like late at night

I was patting him And then he was like I moved my arm over here and he walks to my hand and gets a pet. And he just, he just, like, wrapped himself around my arm and freaked out. And I called him a faggot. And I threw a Lucy at him.

I threw the Lucy container at him. You know what I would do? I would have a big Velcro board that I throw them at when they are pissing me off. So they get stuck for a while, like a big thing. It's stuck in a big spider's web and a movie about a big spiders. I would love that. And then they can't get out. When he does that, I'd love to put them in a big vice, like casino.

Just leave them there for a while. It pisses me off so much. It hurts so bad. Cats are mean. Cats suck. Yeah, I don't like cats. I can't believe you inherited two cats that suck out. I know.

They're fat as shit. I know. They're like 12, so hopefully like eight more years and they're gone. Oh, they last. Yeah, they live forever. They live forever. I'm hoping they get like those cat like bladder infections. The cat aids.

Yeah, cat aids. And they just all mangy and like can't move or something. Which is the one that looks like a big titty? Is that tea or toast? That's a, that's a, that's a toast is the big fat guy. And tea is skinny. Yeah, T's the little one, yeah. We have a little oral and hearty cats, yeah.

Nice. Yeah, like a veggie tail's there. The fat cat, like, beats the shit out and, like, rapes the little one all day long. Yeah. He, like, mounted. This is boring as hell. But, like, the little one was, like, about to get, like, mounted by the big one. So I just, I picked the little one up and threw it across the room and into the bed.

And then the fat one chased it across the room and, like, hit it in the head as it landed. He's abusing. the small cat. Yeah. It's an abusive relationship. Nobody cares about this, but... I do. I love your cats.

No, you think. I've never seen them. You don't give a shit about them. I've been at Jason's leg a few times. I've never seen the cats ever. You're lying. Jay's is lying. Jason's schizophrenic.

Jayce is cat food. And pisses and shits and litter boxes. He's like, yeah, my cats. There's somewhere around here. I go, yeah, the cat just took a big one foot long dump. When he posts on Instagram, it's a stock photo of a cat. You're not. I'm holding a picture.

He's a schizophrenic man shitting in a litter box. I'm holding a picture of a cat I printed and putting my face in front of it. I go, this fucking guy. I have the idea of you guys come over. I'm like, oh, they're there in the other room. Your girlfriend's been dead for years. They swear they're here. They're scared.

They're here that is afraid of company. Yeah, my girlfriend's at work. She's not dead in the bed. And I didn't bear it in the back year. I didn't stuff my girlfriend and a two cat. That didn't happen. You guys ready to go to the Cameron Winter Show? Let's go to the Cameron Windy show and get in trouble because we talked about coming at the Cameron Winner Show.

Patreon.com slash Lemon Party. We got to talk about Jason. We got to talk about the history of Disney and going to Disney. Oh, yeah. Because we went to Disney. Yeah, we had a big trip to Disneyland and discovered some stuff about ourselves. I guess will we put the ticket link on Lemon Party. Do you have the ability to do that on our website?

Yeah, I can do that. Okay. I'll also put it on Benavory. Live my website underdates as well. If you can't go to limit party. Live for whatever reason. I'll do that tomorrow morning. So it should be up.

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