lemonparty - 176: My Struggle Jennings

Episode Date: March 10, 2026

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I don't want to, but... Oh, can someone turn the headphones on? They can hear us right now, but we can't hear ourselves. Hello? Life be like that. Hello? That's how life be. Hello?

Oh, yeah, it's starting to... It's calibrating. And what level do I get to? I think it's usually in the middle. Middle? This is my favorite part of the show is... Hello? Is mine work?

I feel like mine's not working. You just got to turn it up more. You're starting to hear it? Hello? Yeah, now I hear it. You start to hear that shit? Yeah, get warm. get that shit warmed up we start every episode like it's the first episode of all time

literally every episode ben's like what is this yeah how do we do the hell are these where am i so we watch videos of fat people what that's what we do why who what what what patafow ring do we want to talk about this week ben's like the studio sucks it's like well you've created a moat of cocoa bottles around yourself I literally think you could play Ben's desk right now. Like just bopping back and forth between bottles. Those little tuning bowls. A hillbilly could play this like it was an organ.

Exactly. With his feet. This is a church organ? Yeah, playing like fan of the opera and shit. Mm-hmm. But it sounds all hillbillyish. Mm-hmm. Yeah, Ben just told me the day these lights go out, we can never change them.

Yeah, I forgot how to turn them off and they've been on for two years. No, they're under this thing. You leave them on all the time? Yeah, permanently. they've been on for... Well, there's a remote to turn them off. I don't know where the remote is, though. So they're just going to stay on until they die,

and then they'll never be replaced again. Hmm. Who gives a shit? Devon's like, why is my electricity bill like $4,000 a month? No, these are like nothing. Yeah, they're Christmas lights, basically. Yeah. Yeah.

But yeah. Ben leaves lights on all the time. Do I? Every week. Do I really? Every Friday that I go down here to do hate watch, I go, fucking Ben. And I go, can somebody turn that light off over there?

I don't have left a light on. You always, there's a light on, that's all, yeah, you actually turn. There are more lights when we leave than when we record. And every time I leave when we end recording, I always go, Ben, just turn the lights off. You go, okay, buddy. Be honest, if I left here and I died and then you came down here on Friday to record,

like, then you went to my funeral on Wednesday, and then you came down here to record on Friday, and I had left the light on, in my memory, would you leave it on? For as long as possible. I leave it on forever. go, God damn it, Ben, and look down and think about the horrific 18-wheeler driven by an Indian man who killed me on the way home. I was killed. What if I got killed by two 18-wheeler's simultaneously? It's a head-on and I'm right in the middle.

Are they both Indian? One's Indian, one's Pakistani. I would be like, that's Israel. Israel did that to my brother. I would. They killed you because they heard there was a shit-filled man waiting at a drug. drive through. There's a man who's been eating all of our curry that we need to take it back from him.

And they turn you into a big stew. Yeah, I would say that's Israel. And then, um, yeah, it's so funny. Yeah. I'd go to Congress and I'd start screaming and then I'd snap my arm in half and disappear me. Just screaming to nuke Israel. Yeah.

Screaming Israel should, Israel is bad. And I don't care that they're Jewish. And then a guy snaps my arm like. Steven Seagal for no reason. Yeah. That was cool watching that. That's a good sign. Apparently that guy disappeared. No one knows where he is.

He's gone? He's gone. He's not an American. Yeah. What did he do for this country? Hope they sent him straight to hell. What did this veteran ever do with his life? Nothing. Yeah.

I didn't see people being like, this guy's a total fag. Look at him. He's like a Marine. They go, what's at this outfit? It's fucking, he's like a gay. Fruitcake? Well, that's a Marines dress. I'm like, oh, Marines are fags, actually.

Now, now. Now. I'm typing this with my nipple bellies like a dog. I have nine nipple bellies that I type with. Like a big spider. Yeah, another guy suck, dude. Yeah, fucking dumb-ass marino hits Israel. I'm glad a sitting senator snapped his arm in half.

Yeah. And then Randy Fine ate it. Yeah. Randy Fine, yeah, was like trying to slow cook him. That's where he is. They're like, have you checked Randy Finds crock pot? Randy Fines' entire congressional office, he's turned it into a crock pot. Like you open the door and a bunch of... He took it an industrial-style hot tub.

Yeah. You'd use it in a barriott. No, the actual office is lined with. And if you open the door, a bunch of cream of mushroom soup and briskey, like, goes into the hallway. And you see random Marines just like skeletons floating up. And Randy goes, Me so hungry. Me love Israel.

Me so hungry. I love Olive Garden. Sure. Being fat. My favorite fat Mexican guy who works at the Taco Bell in Chino. Okay.

You go to a Taco Bell in Chino? It's the opposite side of where you live. I don't think I've been to that Taco Bell in Chino, but this fat Mexican guy works. there. He's been suspended because he made too many tic-tops in the... Oh, a guy you watch on line. Oh, online. Okay. Well, I thought you were like so done with your family. I thought this was like local lore. Yeah, I thought you'd been like hanging out in Chino Hills.

Getting to know a Mexican Taco Bell worker. Like, you're so done with your kids that you're the dad who hangs out at Cheesecake Factory until it closes. They have to cut you off at the Cheesecake Factory. Going to house parties with the people who work at Cheesecake Factory. Walking into random house. house parties. Playing beer pong. Yeah, they're like, who invited this guy with two canes and a, and a horitos?

Getting involved with 19 year old girls that work at the cheesecake factory. Yeah. Yeah. Playing beer pong in the, uh, Glendale apartment. Mm-hmm. Asking the guys. Yeah. Asking the guys where their Twitter accounts are.

And spinning two canes walking in. Mm-hmm. Like Walter White's son. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Go and where's all the pussy at? I have a pinch. striped for dora on

mhm pin striped for duer and a jack skeleton shirt underneath it to try and get all types of pussy goth and Gwendole whores you're like I run the I'm a rainbow pussy man

man this is the guy though he's been making me want to go to and yes this is I have a glorious saved post page yeah if you weren't aware before we started

Ben showed me Ben was just scrolling and I saw maybe the horrific. I don't know if you're going to show it later, but it was maybe the most horrific thing I'd ever seen. The screen's not working, actually. Oh, is it not plugged in? I don't know.

It's not working. Oh, there it goes. Now it's working. Now you can see everybody. I know. We always act like somebody's holding a gun to your head to do the show. Like, we all woke up. He's been suspended.

He's like, I don't know. Screen's not working. Sorry, boss. So also, Devin's. You always look at the corner. Like, sorry, Bob. Yeah, he got suspended. He put too much vanilla creamer in his box glass.

Oh, I thought that was hydrogen. I thought that was hydrogen peroxide. Yeah. It looks like he's about to start jacking off. You thought it was like granulated soap. Yeah, that looks like it should be in the bathroom. That's at our restaurants that we eat out. Apparently, you go real crazy with the smoothie stuff at Taco Bell.

That looks like you clean your face with that. Yeah. There's Jurgens. It looks like it helps out black. Also, people are getting smoothies at Taco Bell. Apparently they have a whole half of the menu that's devoted to guys that are obsessed with. That's like paying for a whore at a gun store. Like that's just a hat on a half.

Smoothies? Yeah. Watch it. Watch it. And I will say RIP because he finally got suspended from work. Taco Bell found out he was going viral. Because he was making, put what fucking fucking. I think he got too close to the truth.

They go, sir, were you posting that you were doing suicides? at the Coca-Cola freestyle machine to taco bell. They go, sir, your belt is just way too tight. Like, we're going to have to fire you. I got the money. Make a broke bitch, man. I don't complain. I just pay the tab.

Show me what you have. I don't care what you have. Me, Eves, it's Immaculate. Margarita. That rules. Yeah, he rules. Yeah, they should have made him the manager. He's like a Mexican, like, vampire guy.

Yeah. I want to hang out with him be his best friend. He went with this lady to a love garden. I like his fit outside of, outside of, outside of work. Yeah. It's just a hoodie full of the hotel members. He's wearing a hoodie with Pablo Escobardo Chop on it. He's probably, I guarantee he's always asks like, why the fuck you like, why you pat me down?

What the fuck I do? The fuck I do. Let me in the club. As I keep finding guns. They're like, that's just for show. I'm trying to get pussy, dog. I like walk into a sorority party with a Ted Monday shirt on. The fuck I do.

What I do. I just love Richard Specter. And the caption is perfect. It says Las Vegas is cool, but it ain't Pomona. Showing up to do somebody's electrical work and you're wearing a Dennis Raider shirt. You're wearing a BTK killer shirt. Las Vegas is cool. How I'm here to fix your lights.

I imagine being in Las Vegas and be like, man, I'm home, see it. Where you from? Pomerona. Man, I just wish I was in Pomona. I just miss Pomona. Man, Pomona was great. I got shot at every day. I just missed Dave.

Foster Wallace teaching me. I love creative writing classes at Pomona where David Foster Wallace killed himself. This is my shit right here because he takes a big-ass edible and then reports on his bag. Let's go to Olive Garden. Hell yeah. Can I say the Olive Gardens in the Valley and the Inland Empire are really good? I don't know what they're doing. Suburban neighborhoods.

When they're in like city districts, they stick. It's kind of like Wendy's. When they're by a Walmart, they're really good. Preferably in the parking lot of a Walmart. They have to be in areas where the people that live there actually consider at a restaurant. Yes. Where they celebrate graduations. We're going to Olive Garden this Friday for your sister's graduation.

Yeah. Yeah, not a guy's like, I took too much fentanyl. Do you want breadsticks? Exactly. I've watched this guy before on my stream because I'm just in love with how he dances, but this is a new development that he got fired. And I didn't know he gets high and goes to Olive Garden. I would never.

I would never guess that. Yeah. He's eating a big edible right now. I like that whole facial hair. It looks like a big bug. It's just BOV's vaping at Olive Garden. Nice. Does this guy be a weed vape?

I'm guessing? Probably. That guy is always full of a night's of GHD to kill a dog. Yeah, it's a Stuzzy. He's a stuzzle. Can I get the chicken and shrimp affidavadal pasta? Please with the... And shrimp alfredo?

Yes. Which is you might as well... At Olive Garden, the chicken alfrette. you might as well order mayonnaise and chicken. Yeah. You go, can I get a gallon of mayonnaise, pour hot water, and do it, and throw chicken at it? That's the chicken out of radio.

What's beautiful is we're at war, and you can still go get the... That's what I've found interesting as well. I'm looking at it, Devin. It's still going. You can get high. The war hasn't affected anything. These CEOs are still eating burgers.

Mm-hmm. You know? There's no paranoia out there. Hey. Shout down. Hey, they didn't bomb the big arch. Yeah, meanwhile, there's... There's half children in Dubai right now being like,

I hope America knows what's happening. And then it cuts to this guy, just sucking down me. He's like, I'm gonna get faded, and then walk into olive garden. I'll take the chicken and shrimp off fredo and bring me a lemonade and a big pack of sugar on the guy. How did you know he was gonna do that? Because that's what.

Watch. Watch. Watch you. Yes. Yeah, Ben, you didn't know Max you guys are the Roach for Men and Black. This guy is about to also ask He's gonna be like, and listen, right now,

while I got you in front of me, no tip. To be fair, adjust your service accordingly. Okay, bring me the bill right now so I can cross out the tip. You gotta see the way he does the soup. The chicken and yoke, whatever that is. Yolky?

I'm guessing yokey? Yolky, I don't know. He hits them shit's really good right here. The mozzarella sticks. Oh, nice little technique on the mott stick. Everything he does, it's about, you know, efficiency. Yeah. Yes.

Thank you. Well, Mexicans, it's pretty good. Monterale sticks are like Chinese people in Chinese food for Mexicans. Yeah, it's like, Monterellix. He never says when. He never says when. He just wants all the cheese. That's okay, friend.

Yeah. So he ordered, like, he ordered cheese soup. Yeah. That's disgusting. Chicken Alfredo or shuffin broccoli, any cheese on this side? Yes, please. You know it. Okay.

Just finish her off, playboy. Just keep it going, Pam. Just keep going to your arm hurts, playboy. He had to pat it out. He goes, wait, wait, is that not crap? They go, this is pecorino, Romano. He goes, what the fuck? You call me a peckerhead?

You call me a peckerhead? You call me a peckerw? I look like a white boy to you? Excuse me, this lemonade is turquoise I ask for blue lemonade. I only drink blue. Do I look like a teal man? Take that fucking orange off my lemonade,

bitch. The fuck is this fruit, bitch. Do I look like I need vitamin C? Nia why his legs are bent. They're curved, like a boomerang. Oh yeah, this guy wears those blood clot, like airplane socks. Like just, like, he sleeps in one of them.

He actually sleeps in a blood clot sock. He got DC shoes to officially make the first blood clot shoe. Yeah, so he dances to a song I wasn't really aware of until pretty recently. Was it dance with the devil? Is this, do you guys know this? Do you guys know this guy? No. No.

This guy seems much worse. Remember when I texted you to remind me to show you some of the worst shit I've ever seen in my life? Yeah. This is it. I like to cut like I was raised in a burn. Fuck shit, piss cock tinnies, and darn. I'm not just heartless darkness and an artless narcissist. I harness charming smartness and a disarmine sharpness, bitch.

I'm harmless. I wouldn't hurt a fly, but you fuck with my friends and you're gonna fucking do. And if you don't know, well, here's the bitch. I'm just your friendly neighborhood metalhead. I hate that I hate that Wiggers have discovered Premier Pro. That's one of the worst things that's happened to this country is Wiggers with Adobe. Oh, M. Mother fucking J. I know you're obsessed with me.

Try to relax. Here's a motherfucking snacks. Now watch. Can I say? Can I say? He just got goy-beamed so hard, man. It's like Philip K. Dick with a big Israel beam. No pink beam.

Just give me the goy beam. I got nothing for that piece of shit. I know. I was always saying, you've showed us like the two ying and yangs of SoCal guys that suck ass right now. This is the one everybody dances to, though. I didn't know the source material. Ding dong balls and tits. Let me be real clear.

now just for shits. There's just one thing I want to eat. Let me put this on repeat. Repeat, repeat. But not the kind you're thinking. But the whole that's always thinking. I'm talking about bread, bitch, please. With the motherfucking petty and melted cheese.

I'll get in my mouth right now. If you don't, there's gonna be murder. Give me fucking cheeseburger. Ben, that fucking man. This is what's playing when you look, you're on a road trip with your kids, and you haven't heard of them make any noise in a while, and you turn, and they've both been dead for hours.

and the iPad is just this is on a loop. Yeah, they're blue in the face. Because they choked on fruit roll-ups in the backseat that you got them at Buckees three hours ago. And this guy's playing and he's the soundtrack to your children's dad. And you didn't notice for three hours because

you were looking at your own reels while you were driving. You were watching the Mexican guy while you were driving. And you go, okay, fuck. You know, people love getting goy-beamed by this guy. Goy-beamed? Yeah. What is my...

Goy beamed exactly. I don't know if I understand it. It doesn't matter, dude. Okay. You probably thing. What is Goye? He goes, what is Goyeemed exactly? I'm at a big New York dinner party. Jason. Now what is Goy beamed? Now look, yes. Is this, get in my mouth right now. Where the fuck's my goddamn server? Oh, there you are now. Give me fucking cheeseburger. Dude, I want to, I just want to. It's all over. I want to drive into the wind show of that car. And you're forcing your mom to do it with you and she's only doing it because she feels bad because she molested you and she's like all right i'll do some things for the kid she's like i didn't know when i raped my kid he'd get into a little boo-boos and i got to fucking eat cheeseburgers in the car with him i should have killed him after i raped

him oh my god you're yeah you're saved looks like a adam curtis documentary if he was retarded just some of the most horrible stuff i've ever seen yeah i just wanted to piss you guys off with the cheese you guys should know about the cheeseburger guy because he's huge he's to stay. He's going to be as big as Jesse Wells. Sure. They're going to do a 60 minutes on the cheeseburger guy soon. Bomber ran. Bomboran. If you can, go ahead and bomb around.

Bomboran. 10, 9, 8, 7. And he's counting down the actual missile launching. Because you sent us a song, he wrote, I think, a minute after Iran got bombed. It was like 30 or 40 minutes after. Called the bomb. They got bombed. He started singing about it. Like, you got a headset. He has it timed. They told him.

They called him in advance. They're going to fuck up one day and do a Bay of Pigs and he's still going to release the song about a tragedy that hasn't happened yet. That's not in shot. This was seven days ago. It's last night and shot. He timed it.

He timed it better than the fuck. Yeah. Some days you get out your B-2s and go by my ram. Who's cheering? Some days you get out your P-2s. It's all part of God's plan. Well, if you want that pit-pills.

You can't keep quiet when there's a picture you hanging out on an island Some days you get out your B-2s And go Pam I ran Politicians and preachers get hard as a bone When you're talking holy wards two birds one stone Same playbook as 2003 looks familiar to you looks familiar to me Some days you get out your B2s And go Bama ran

Some days you get out your B2s P-2s It's all part of God's playing well By I'm all to hell Every boy and every girl Be the change in the regime You want the guy that goes Woo

Woo! Yeah! Yeah! The news! I leave this show and I go straight to the live taping of real time with Bill Maher and Bill Maher's like Do liberals not understand

Liberation? Okay, this needed to happen And I go, yeah! Woo! Just all over town, just wooing to anything. straight to the Jesse Wells show Straight to the Jesse Wells show And sometimes you buy my rind.

Woo! Woo! Yeah! I know. This is really the wiggles for libs. For central slips. He should be singing like fruit salad. Yummy, yummy. Yeah, I hate him.

He sucks. There's way better like country stuff. I mean, the folk stuff is fucking dead. Yeah. It's dead as it's ever been. But when it comes to some country shit, I've been rocking with this guy right here. Do you guys know about I am struggle?

I am struggle. No, who's this guy? A black country artist? Yeah. But this crossed around my neck won't let me burn in flame. Is this 14th auto blow in blackness? This is Druski. I can't tell if he's black or if he just can't breathe.

No, I don't. I can't tell. I legitimately, I have no idea. Yeah. Is he really black? He's a black guy, yeah, yeah. I won't take for game. Looks like he just fell asleep over a barbecue.

I won't buy the hand, free. You don't think that's a black guy? I guess. I guess. I guess. Just a bad, like a tan. Yeah. It looks like a guy who got hit with a hammer and fell asleep in the sun.

That's what he looked. Looks like AI. He's cross-eyed, right? He could be like Albanian, I guess. Azerbaijan. Orly's song just being sorry about being black. That's why he's called I Am Struggle, because he can't read. I'm so sorry I can't read.

You guys don't like this? That feeds my soul. I still wear all my damage. I cause and left me strange. What is the chorus? The chorus. He's like, and I'm an end. I'm a dirty.

I'm already in stealing those TVs. Hang me up by the nearest tree. I got ends in high places. Swinging back in full. I mean, if you do this type of shit, you just got to be like, you got to like trick and, you know, do like the shibuzi shit. His name is Struggle Jennings. I mean, that looks like on commanding. Struggle Jennings.

Struggle Jennings. Oh, my God. I want to listen to every single one of his songs. You think he's black? He's black, yeah, he's got the black beard. I guess he is. He has such a weird. He looks so fucking weird.

He looks like I shit him out. Oh, now he's out. Couldn't even lie. I don't know. Face the truth. For the love of my family, I would do some things I'd really hate deep. Is it just me or do people, like, I feel like the right is really big fans of guys now that look like a side character in the longest yard? Like a guy that should have had a few lines in the longest yard is now making a bit.

Like a Tom McDonald. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I am struggle Jennings. Yeah. They go, give me, our favorite artists are guys who look like they're about to die. A guy that was supposed to have like a pet squirrel in a prison movie is now, like, making music. Yeah. A guy who between shoots was injecting, like, steroids directly into a vein in his head.

Oh, this guy's on Trimblown for sure. These guys do, they do peptides. They eat like a steak and have five eggs in the morning, and they think that they like, they beat the British in like the Revolutionary War. That's what's going on these days. 1776. Seventy-76, brother. That's my blood pressure. 1776.

I'm beat red every second of every fucking day. Dude, I actually didn't know he rapped. I've just listened to his country stuff. This is incredible. No, he's got rain. And it looks like a character you would build in like a street football game on the Xbox in like 2004 where you could run on the sides of walls. Yeah. And then you'd go, no, that guy's too fucked up.

I got to make him a little different. He looks like a vampire from sinners. He looks, his eyes aren't, they don't have feeling. And his eyes like, he looks like he wears those, you know, whatever the cat eyes. Yeah. He's hops in, you're saying. A little, yeah. He kind of looks anytime I'm not drinking enough water and I take a shit.

That's what it looks like. And by the way, Ben, he changes his thumbnails to look like a white guy. You think so? He looks white in the thumbnails. I think that's why we're confused because he keeps looking white, but then he is, you're right, Devin, he bleaches himself. He's bleaching himself in the thumbnail. In the white passing ones, he gets more views. Hmm.

Strange. Interesting. Yeah, he's kind of got this weird. He looks. He's got a blunt in that one. Yeah, he looks insane in that, in that radio interview right there. Right there? Yeah.

He looks like DJ Cal. I smoke. I smoke blunts. Get rid of black shit. He's got the blue contacts in here. Possibly a filter. He's got a grill. Yeah.

I'm going to say he's black. Yay. He's black. That's a black guy. He's retarded. He puts, he has blue contacts and he thinks Hitler is doing eye checks. New single fell off the wagon.

Yeah. It's not, he's not sticking to a genre, man. No. He's trying anything. He's throwing anything against the wall. He hasn't found his voice yet. Yeah.

No, this is like common in legends. This is like Eminem with like infinite. You know, he kind of sounded like Nas. Sure. You know. Everyone, everyone at the beginning sounds like somebody else. At the beginning of their journey. Every great artist sounds like they name themselves after a retarded version of a great artist from the past.

No, at least you put a lot of thought to his name, Struggle Jennings. I find a new one of these guys once a week. they're just beautiful man respect is earned he wears hats they say respect is earned love skulls obviously play another one what are we doing here yeah yeah play him all please you want another one please play

him whole discography this guy's a legend I want everyone he doesn't have any of that pop off I'm trying to find a I want to see his podcast clips too I want to see him talking a little bit okay yeah here he's in front of the fake podcast I was super compassionate super sweet kid until I realized I was black started throwing things I realized I'm black

And I started My dad made me smoke crack I fucking hate black people So I was super compassionate How is that how you start something Shouldn't it be the opposite? He's saying like I used to be super compassionate Like I could read and I was intelligent

But then I got based I got based Now I'm angry, mean and retarded I'm based brother That is funny I used to be right about everything. I used to like think about things.

I used to be reflected. I used to be reflective. I used to like have like self-reflection. My brain used to have a bunch of white shit in it, but that's all gone. That means, you know, when I was 10, my dad was murdered. Talk about early childhood trauma. The way the guy moves off from that. When I was 10, my dad are murdered.

The guy's like, so talk about. What's your favorite? He's like, I'm a fake podcast host created by Jim Henson. I'm both right and link. Now go into while you're black. Exactly. Life kind of has that way sometimes stripping your innocence. So it was definitely different phases of my life that were highly affected by that trauma that happened at an early age.

We have an opportunity at every single, like a fork in the road, whether we're going to look. This is complete and utter nonsense. He was like, I'm not actually. talking about a fork in a road. It's a figure of speech. When I was 10, my dad was killed. By me for being black. I'm sorry, I got to click on this because it says it's music and it's the gym.

My father, murder Jennings. What do you do for an outlet? Your hunter, you're a fisherman, raceguard, what do you do? Due to my extensive criminal history, I'm not allowed to hunt. You've known with Bowen Air. You'd be bodew. I didn't even know you're Christian. Yeah, let's cut the shit, brother.

I whip myself. You want to see my back? They put him in jail? I whip myself all the time. My back looks like where the ocean meets the beach. If my neck wasn't so fucking strong, I'd be dead already. I lynch myself every morning after a cold plund. And that's my criminal record.

Listen, they arrested me because they hate crime I did to myself. They say, we don't want to do it. We don't want to put you in a house. I go, brother, I agree. I've been trying to do it myself. They hate the position I put them in. They don't want to see me kill me. They want to kill me.

Brother, I wake up 5 a.m. every morning, swinging from my news. But my big high blood pressure neck just keeps pumping the blood through the rope. So I cut myself down. I do an ice bath. I listen to a chocolate-willing podcast while I put a knife through my hand. If he plays the knife game But he thinks you're supposed to stab the knife Through your hand

Every part of his butt I never miss He's like Ever I was just like look at that And it's just like They just look like fucking like a chair That's been weaved together

Yeah Yeah His hand looks like it's made of wicker Yeah He stabbed it so many times He's like I am a wicker Thank you He goes close enough

I know the woke mafia Will come after you if you say The wicker man The wicker man Yeah yeah Yeah, it's him burning himself to death in a big, in a big wigger man that he made. Let's see what else he has to say. I think he's got some.

Oh, that's something I do want to learn. They're all doing this jelly roll grift with the tattoos and the criminal history and the being weepy on podcast. Yes, it's the same shit. Pretending to be Christian. Yeah. So this is just the bag. Everybody's doing that. You saw jelly roll.

They pretend to be Christian. Then did that clip go viral jelly roll like backstage being like, my wife sells pushing. She gets fucked all the fucking time. Yeah. Her pussy's full of jiz and I love it. and then he walks out of the grammy he's like praise god everybody fuck blacks fuck Latinos I think he went up at that award show he's like I don't know what's going on in the world like I don't really follow in that shit you put me in a corner I'm about to admit I'm retarded

I'm sorry I just know cash Patel's my best friend and he flies me all over the world okay so I think he's on some sort of like I don't know why that guy has a podcast the guy interviewing him what is the guys you hunt you fish what do you do you do you do Welcome back to talking to blacks Our show They keep him behind a pane of glass Like Hannibal Lecter They have a big thing over his mouth

He just gets wheeled in He's like Easy Easy big fella Easy now boy Easy They're poking him with sticks We just want to talk

Yeah holding a big a cigarillo Up in front of him They go easy boy Now, why are you all like this? Where are you all this? Where do you get your muscles from? Why are you so strong? Why are you so big?

You don't even work out. Makes me mad as fuck. You just came this way? Why are all these black teenagers so much more buffer than I am? I never seen you do a shit up. Why you got a six-pack? Why do black homeless people look like that? Itch and Shane

Can you see what the name of the... I'm just curious what the name of the podcast has been up at the top. It's called... T.L.'s Roadhouse. T.L.'s Roadhouse. This? Yeah. That was all... It's private, of course. No, no, no.

Tracy Lawrence? I guess he's another country singer with a podcast. I don't know. I'm just a simple man that wears brand new workwear every day. Every day I wear a brand-new denim jacket. Brand-new denim jacket. car heart. Freshly starch.

Freshly starch. That's how you know I'm a black cowboy. I put on a new car heart every morning. Fresh out the plastic. What do you do for an outlet? Your hunter,

you're a fisherman. Well, you know, due to my extensive criminal history, I'm not allowed to hunt. You've done with Bowen-Hare. Imagine having to keep up that,

boys. Yeah. Well, you know how John Wayne said, don't crease my boots. Yeah, no, that's something I do want to learn. I've shot a bow quite a few times, and I want to get good enough to go hunt.

Then you can play a good old boy in the background while you walk up. Call them a boy. For me, man, it's music and it's the gym. I go to the gym every night, 6 o'clock with my guys, and we train hard. Like Friday night, you know, we work out instead of going to the club. I like to really challenge myself. So he's like a he's a jocko. He's like, I'm always in the gym.

That's why I look like beef jerky. That's why I look like beef jerky had a heart attack. Jays, before I forget, we do have to do ads. Oh, sure, of course. Let me just pull these up. Let me just pull these up record. Yeah. No, you know, could my intentional past, I can't.

I wonder if there's a contingency of people who think being a Christian is like, that means you went to jail. Kind of. Yeah. Yeah, kind of. Like someone who wants to be a Christian and they go to church to be like, where's all the guys with face tattoos? Like, where's all the six, seven guys walking around? And they go, oh, they go to the Joe Rogan church.

It's across town. The prosperity gospel stuff. It's got nine million members at it. And it looks like a fucking tool show inside. Did you guys see the televangelist Copeland do a satanic ritual on stage? The Jet guy, the famous Jet guy? Yeah, famous Jackman. Kenneth Copeland?

Yeah, I didn't see that. What do you do? I got it right here. Do you want me to do ads? And then we can do the Kenneth Copeland and then go back to make fun of this blackfeller? Yeah, I can just show you guys this very quickly. But yeah, he's just drinking his own blood.

Oh, yeah, this is a little freak. Now his blood is in my body. It's in there. Lord directed me to demonstrate some things. We need a little zip. the wrong. Now you see. So that the next time... Now you see the muzzle right here, right? Now we drop a bomb under muzzies head, and then we bomb ourselves.

And we all go to the big pearly gates in the sky. And then everybody dies, and then I go to Allah. Come on, it's the End Times Crusades, sponsored by C-4. I'm going to give St. Peter a bang energy drink. Pete Higgs says, personal, personal pastor. Underneath all your pews, you think there's a Bible. It's actually C-4. I'm going to need you to pick that up.

There's good explosives inside. And there's also a C-Hort that gives you energy. I'm talking about the blueberry vanilla energy drink. It was what I want you to do right now. Open the C-4 energy drink, and then like half the crowd just explodes. Because they were confused. They just plugged a wire into a button and then exploded. God damn it!

I said the drink! And then the other half of the crowd explodes. Fucking retards. Fuck my fucking retarded congregation. Anyway, everybody at home, send me $500. I'm going to blow your fucking brains out. Or Jesus is going to kill you. All those grandkids are.

I'm all-timers. If you don't send me $500, you're just going to come blow your fucking brains out tonight. I see them do it. I don't even give a fuck anymore, man, mask off. I'll kill you myself. I'll fucking kill you my son. I'll fucking kill your grandkids.

I'll kill children. I'll kill your children. Send me $800, bitch. Fuck you. I'll get everything. If I don't get a third jet, I'm going to fucking kill everybody here. It's just funny to be people, like even just like common sense, like the guy who looks and talks like a rat, ringing his own blood.

Yes. They can't even be like, something seems a little weird. So, yeah, apparently he cuts his, this is what God told him to do. That's his. He goes, this is water from Flint, Michigan. I put my blood in the crayon grape. Oh, shit! Cut his hand open.

That's the cutting. Okay. I can almost guarantee this is fake. Never see the hand. I might be wrong if he shows the hand. I would do the same. Is that Glenn Beck? And they put it,

the ocean spray stuff isn't even the real stuff. His hand is not bleeding, by the way. That was a fake cut. He didn't cut himself? There's no cut on his fucking hair. There's no cut on his hair. Which is in which his mind. And we could never separate.

You can't separate that. That's why they made it cocktail juice. Symbolically has been mixed here. like cranberry juice at the communion table it technically is a satanic ritual he said this is my blood yeah they're mining it

covenant that's what I mean all of you drink all of it Judas had to drink that sir so and I want you to be this way every time you take communion

and you ought to take it a lot a lot now his blood is in my body it's in there his blood is mixed with my blood Can you see it? We've been Western people don't know anything about covenant.

Eastern people do. No, boo! I wouldn't be surprised if he started rubbing his head like a fly or some shit. That was depressing. Yeah, that's very depressing. Anyway. He lied. Didn't even cut him.

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thing on uh yeah jen kirkman yeah and then uh i also have this thing from i don't know if we should save them for the the Baytrell, though. I feel like we should maybe save them for the paint for the bedroom. Because I could keep watching the black guy, to be honest. I don't want to keep watching struggle. Look, man, if you want to keep watching Struggle Jennings. Struggle N-word or whatever his name is. I want to keep watching

it. I'll pull him up. You tell me to pull him up. I'll pull him up. Everybody, welcome back to the podcast. We got the new country artist in Word here. I just just can't get enough of this guy. I am struggle. I am struggle. Kind of like I am legend, but it's my life.

Here I am at the World Series of Poker. Is he there? What is this? I don't know. It just looks like he's at the World Series of Poker. Break, had to go do some time in the state and federal pen, turned my life around. Got back out, got it all together, got all the kids under one roof. And now I'm, you know, just celebrated my third platinum record, six gold records. That's probably, that's probably true, unfortunately.

Yeah, man. I will say there's like AI country artists on Spotify. They get five million hits a week. Yeah, yeah. And people don't care that it's AI. There's AI only fans, people who are making like millions of dollars. So this guy's real. He's not.

He's, I think he's actual cells, but I think if you cornered him, he'd be like, yeah, me and Jesse Wells come from the same Petri dish. We were both creating in a big tube at Langley. He's so damn fine on top of it all. Mama K-56 said. Women want to get railed out by this guy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is, it's like a... If you've ever smoked meth out of your pussy lips,

you want to fuck this guy. It's the fantasy of, like, getting butt-fucked in the bathroom of a shitty bar at, like, 3 a.m. Yeah, it sounds fun to me. By a guy whose heart might explode. That's the women that want to fuck a struggle, struggle Jennings. It's women who jack off, who, like, actually dildo their pussy to the show Yellowstone. Got it. On Paramount Plus, yes.

So would women rather have sex with this guy than, like, have sex with us? Those women? 100%. Yeah, we're faggots and pussies. We're complete pussies to them. Yeah. So my wife would rather fuck this guy than me. Does your wife love the show Yellowstone on Paramount Plus?

She loves Billy Bob Thornton. That's all I know. Oh, okay. That's different. Yeah. She does like land man, so it's kind of close. She might love struggle Jennings. Who knows?

I'm pretty sure my wife would let Billy Bob Thornton like fuck her in the ass over a sink. And like a truck. Jesus Christ. Good Lord. Like a truck stop. bathroom. She loved the movie. I fucking know the lady. What are my favorite people on earth? Mother of your two children. But she loves, Billy Bob comes on. She loves all the Billy Bob Thornton shows where it's just him and an F-150 looking out at a landscape when he's like, you know,

trans people are trying to take this from us. Yeah. And he just makes up life. He's like, what? He's like, trans people. They hate hills. Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, we'll be right back to the show lies about windmills. Lies about windmills. After this commercial break from inward Jennings. Yeah, the landman shows weird because it'll be like, it'll be like, yeah, you know, the hippies hate oil, but they use it. And then the next scene is his daughter being like, he came in my mouth, daddy.

He came in my mouth and I ate his butt. It's like him and Sam Elliott in the kitchen, like eating waffles. Like, Jesus Christ, her fucking camel toes all over the plate. He's like, yeah, you know, Reagan was the greatest man that happened to this country, and his daughter walks in. He's like, you know, liberals are pedophiles. And then Billy Wap Thornton's daughter walks into the kitchen with her pussy. And him and the whole, his brother are like, God, I want to fuck your daughter. You guys, me too.

Me too. Yeah, Santa Lago, son, if I want to finger fuck my grandchild, that's my goddamn. Redneck where Texas life. That's so funny, you'd be like, we're rednecks. We're rednecks. We're rednecks. We want to fuck her. We're, oh, us.

We're rednecks. We're billionaires and we want to fuck our daughter. I said there was, you remember when Farrow, there was literally a scene from Landman where his daughter talking to him and it's like, he can come anywhere he wants on me, daddy. Something like that. Yeah. I vaguely remember that, yeah. See, even Billy Bob's fictional daughter wants to fuck him in his TV show.

That's how hot he is. I mean, Billy Bob has always had an incredible. fucking like animalistic sex charmed. I mean like, you know, wasn't Angelina Jolie? Like they were drinking each other's blood. Yeah, yeah. They were doing Kenna Copeland shit to each other. Yeah.

But for real. It's called sex magic. Yeah. Is it Satanic eggs? The Red Hot Chili Peppers album? He was doing that shit? I think it's like Alice or Crowley shit. Blood sex love magic.

Supposedly sex magic works where if you think about something with your partner that you want to come true and you fuck and you both think about that thing at the same time and come at the same time. Yeah. What if I'm just thinking about how much. I want to come and then I come. That's why they say it works. They go, we both came, wow.

It worked. They're like, I was thinking about how wet your pussy is and now I'm fucking you. It's crazy. That's magic. What if... Why do women get mad when we come early? It should be a sign of respect. That's what I tell them. I always pull a gun out and put it to their head.

You just see that as a sign of respect. Then I kick him out of my car. And I drive home. Yeah, at 80 miles an hour. Eat it. You're driving while driving. And I'm upset because I can't. I don't qualify for the carpool lane anymore.

Damn it. I got to merge, but there's all the cones. I can't merge. It's the express lane. And they got these cameras and shit. They're going to catch me. Give me a carpool ticket. I'm not worried about kicking a human being out of my car.

They've got a photo of your foot going out the door. Cartoonish. I'm laughing. While a whore would come coming out of her as a sloth. My come. My come. That's right. What if your wife is really...

The ultimate plan B. What? The ultimate plan B is I push you onto the freeway. And you die. Yeah. You get hit hard enough the cum flies out of you. Yeah, let's go pick up some plan B after I just came in you after five seconds. What the fuck was that?

Bottles, bottles falling in a bite. How am ass? Where did it fall from? Because they're all over. You're hitting them with your elbows. Where did it fall from? My elbows in the... Right.

here with my coat. Look at how many things you're balancing. You got a Starbucks cup on top of whatever that is, the projector. What do we even? What is that? You look like a guy who's afraid you're going to get broken into. You set up bottles everywhere. It's the process. What if your wife's really into

Billy Bob Thornton because of the movie Sling Blade and how retarded he was in that? And that's why she's with you because you're the closest she can get to Sling Blade. I don't eat your pussy, yep. I like taters you gotta hit the clip

I gotta kill John Ritter's character I'm gonna chop your pussy off with the sling blade Isn't John Ritter a gay guy in Slingblade? He is he's a big homosexual He is he's a homo What if you watch the movie you're like So the gay guy's the retarded one right? Yeah, yeah

Who was the retard except for the gay guy John Ritter played a retard in Slingblade Yeah They should have spent more time on the retard in my opinion. So the gay guy's name is Slingblade. So the movie's about how Dwight Yolkham kicked ass and did nothing wrong and rules. I reckon I'm going to listen to Struggle Jennings now. I'm going to listen to the black guy before he explodes.

I listen to the N-word. I got the N-word on audio tape because I can't read. Some people call them an N-word. I call him a dirty N-word. I mean, if you gave Dwight Yokem a bunch of face tattoos and you put him on podcast, like nowadays. Yeah. I feel like he could get something cooking.

Yeah, like 14 Grammy Awards. If you got him featured on Tom McDonald's songs. Sing with Struggle Gen X. He was just going on podcasts. Yeah. He's going on Rogan. It's like guitars and cattle. He's singing like Guatemalans and Wetbacks.

19 Grammy Award winner. Retard Yoko. Yeah. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I reckon I win me them Grammys. Yeah.

No, I got a bunch of money for hanging out with Cash Patel. Yeah, fuck the woke. Fuck the woke. The government tells me what to say on podcasts. Run back. My job is I go on podcast at Marines host, and the government gives me lies to say. And then I fuck Ben's wife. Who cares if they were on an island?

You sound like a jealous fan. Good. Mm-hmm. Good. That's what I say good. Yep. Mm-hmm. Good.

That is my favorite thing that every athlete that you love and watch, you're like, that guy, like, the U.S. hockey team, you're like, those guys kick ass. You can always tell. Yeah. They're like, my favorite. artist is struggle Jennings. Yeah. I'm a pitching retard is what I am. You talk about some sports team? Yeah, just like every...

Usually, like, you know, like, linemen and shit. Like, if you watch, like, hard knocks, it'll always... There's always a point where it cuts to, like, you know, like, the defensive end or an offensive lineman, and they're obsessed with the worst, the worst art of all time. Yeah, they pull up in, like, a truck that's, like, it's the grave digger, but it's an end.

Yeah. And they're, they're blaring and struggle Jennings, and they go, all right, time to go tackle a bunch of blacks. And then to be fair, the wide receivers listen to a guy called like Little Convict or something. But yeah. The athletes are retired. That's my main takeaway.

Yeah. Most people are retarded and stupid and dumb. Yeah. Do you know about the team USA, the hockey team, all that stuff? So what I'm confused about is I thought it was Winter Olympics. Yeah, I wasn't interested in any of it. Hockey. Hockey.

What did you think? What type of hockey do you think it was? They was like brink? Like they were like it was rollerblading hockey? Well, don't we have technology to make it cold inside? Why do we have to play hockey only during the winter? That doesn't make any sense to be. That would be so right.

Are you waiting for the lake to freeze over to get people on the lake? It's just a, it's just historically a winter sport because people play it in the winter climates. It's like the sport that they could play. Sounds like a bunch of posers. You see like mystery. Alaska, ring a bell. No. Well, me neither really.

That Kurt Miracle, the Kurt Russell movie. Miracle. From 2005. Yeah. I used to watch on buses on the way to basketball games while guys were calling me faggot. Never watched that? You didn't see that? I don't know what's going on. Me and Devin tried to watch Estenel the other day and there was this guy who's a get named Connor's stories. No idea. I saw that.

Not a clue what was happening or who this homo was. I would June was like, I don't know if this guy's made up or not. Where is that guy from? What is he? I have no idea. I thought it was like an inside joke or something or he was an AI guy. I saw a lady the other day. I think her name's McKenna Grace.

And they were like, she's in nine franchises at once. And I was like, I don't know who this is. I don't know who any of these shows or things are. She's in franchises. She's in nine franchise. And people are like, she's like stacking, Brad. She's in nine franchises at once. Not a clue, dude.

She's in the new Hunger Games, retired on the reaping. She's in five fags. Freddy's She's in sinners too A bunch of shit in a ball I don't Yeah I don't I do I do

I do think sinners might win the best Oh they probably are gonna do it Just to fucking So there's not a race war That already happened No the Oscars are I forget I think they might be tonight They might be tonight

Are you serious They might be tonight Siri is the Oscars tonight. What's up, you fucking chucklehead? Yeah, 98th Academy Awards is on Sunday, March 15th. Oh, okay, so next week. We still have time to fill out of ballots. Next Sunday.

Should we change the sign? To what? Another color. What sign? What sign we're talking about? The sign right here. Do you think people like the color if it was different? Do you think people would like the color if it was different?

I think if you change the sign color, there would be a giant red at that. that's like the show's gone downhill since Ben changed the sign. Oh, you just changed the sign, so now the show sucks. What about yellow? It's yellow. They go the show. Because of lemon. The show used to be better when Ben only had 17 bottles on the table.

Now it's blue, now it's teal. I like the teal color. Yeah, it's nice. It's not too bad. Fuck them. Change is nice. Change is great. Mm-hmm.

That's mixing things. I'm glad we finally did something. Can I say, to my credit, I think blue is finally winning on the podcast. It does seem that. I'm finally libifying you guys. And all it took was the president face fucking an 11-year-old in testified documents. And then bombing Iran and a bunch of other stuff that sucks out. That is going to come out, isn't it?

What? I saw that they were going to, there's, like, an actual, like, there's, like, Epstein files that they're going to release that are. Yeah, anytime he doesn't do what Israel wants in regards to Iran, they were, like, release another, like, he, he face fucked a baby. Yeah, like, Israel calls them. there's like, hey, this kid still has an arm. We're going to release the files. Unless you burn all these little fingers

in the streets of Tehran. No, it's good, though. Iranians, they like it. They're happy. Yeah, and they're not a historically retarded people at all. I base all of the U.S. foreign policy on if Iranians like it or not. If Iranians and Westwood like it.

If people, with fake asses that look like insect queens like it and it's good yeah you guys want to here's a hard one for a lot of people swallow they're white iranians are Caucasian people you typed in our Iranians

white yeah and you Google that here we go there we go so now we're in a tough one this is uncharted waters yeah we're bombing we're bombing whites we owe Mel Gibson a huge apology I think we're just bombing wacky whites it's wacky whites hairy whites Hairy whites. It's, they're whites that, like, they're, there's, they just, they won't dry their hair.

And they still have the towel on it. They just got out of the shower. It's whites that are constantly out of the shower. Did you see, did you see the Marine? That Marine was like, if you send me over there with some of my boys, we're going to have brahm on all these brown girls. Yeah. Girls.

Well, no, he was kind of insinuating that he was going to, like, rape a bunch of women. Yeah, you know. It's. It's like, wait, wait, wait. Like it was a romantic part of war for him. It's like, these guys don't realize, like, we're bombing pomegranate at Manhattan. Like, the city has 10 million people, and it is very historical and gigantic. And they go, I'm going to blow up a Starbucks in Tehran.

So Dubai is 90%. And Dubai got hit, which is crazy. That's the craziest thing about this whole fucking thing, too, to me. Is that the place where rich people go to, like, shit on women, they're okay with that. getting bombed. That was always like untouchable Dubai. Yeah, but Iran just threw strays everywhere. It just bombed everywhere. So 90% of the people in Dubai aren't

from there. Right. Yeah. They're all in Miles Chaun. Which means they'll just leave. It's like the Vegas of the Middle East. So they'll just leave. Yeah. And then what happens to Dubai? I don't know. But I always thought that's where billionaires, you know, went to go have fun. So the fact that they're letting that, like, I don't know,

it seems like it's a massive disaster. Did Iran find out about the reality festival? They're upset at Bill Burr. Iran's been watching all of the comedy docs on YouTube. Yep. They said, if Bill Burr releases one more 20-minute podcast episode. A guy in a fighter jet listening.

You're too lazy to try. This is Billy Bon Saas problem. Tell Bill Byr if he does not leave his black wife in 48 hours. I love that Marine being like, bro, you get me around. some of them Carma color girls over there in a room. Those brown girls in the run. We're going to have ourselves a problem. And you go, like, what do you mean by that?

He's like, I'm going to start raping women against their will. Well, what's funny is, like, we could start losing ground troops by, like, you just, that guy could step foot on the beach, like, get, like, jerking his dick through his pants, getting ready to rain. And he just turns into mist immediately. Oh, the guy, any guy who's like, if you let me loose there, that's guaranteed the second his toe hits sand, he's exploded. It's like a mountainous country with gigantic cities.

And he's, yeah, he lands off a plane and he goes, Duff fuck, and then he explodes. He's going to think he's raping young girls, but he's just in a cherry tree. Fucking bark. I pop so many horrors cherries today. Tiny little horse. Tiny little weird looking brown girls.

That was a tree. That was a tree. I think he thinks he's going to be like in an orgy with the Cardassian. If he goes over there, just holding an AR-15 and a grenade laying there naked in his boots. Just Kim Kardashian bouncing your huge ass on his white cock and balls. They think it's like Vietnam with the Kardashians. They think they're in platoon and they're invading villages full of the Kardashians. But it's gigantic, like, it's gigantic buildings in a place that looks like Manhattan.

They go, no, man, I'm going to be Tom Bargeron, the hero of platoon. I'm gonna be raping till my belly's fool. No, it's a, it's a, it's a, this is something I actually never thought any president would actually get involved in. Like a huge, especially the guy that said he would specifically not do this. Yeah, yeah, I know. That he was the anti-war guy. Specifically, it's just, it's funny to me that people are, like, people keep, like, commenting online. They're like, I just don't understand why he said he was the anti-war president.

to understand why he would. It's like, because he was lying, you gigantic baby retard. He got cocky. He thought he could just do these things where he just like, he like sends in a drone and like just kills like the president and his family. And then the country's like, all right, fuck, sorry. Wow. And no soldiers got killed.

And this did not. Yeah, Iran's like, we'll kill every single person including ourselves. We don't give a shit. Yeah. We're insane. Have you seen our eyebrows? We're so angry. I wish he wasn't like a fast.

bloated dementia guy. Like, I wish it was, I wish we were going to war with him and his seven years ago when he was really in his prime, like super charismatic, throwing Big Macs around, sand slurs, doing retard voice, retard arms. You know, back when he really had his fastball. Back when he was shooting paper towel rolls at Puerto Ricans who were wet. No, I know.

He's washing out. It's like, just fucking just be like a problem on the internet. The fact that, like, to watch this guy actually get, like, possibly end the world. Yes, Israel It's crazy And it's Israel When your goat washed

It's literally saying We're gonna rebuild the third temple and stuff It's fucking it's over I know that was my favorite They're saying it's Armageddon We were talking about They didn't even like make up a lie They just said Israel said we had to do it

No lie Nothing I mean imagine making Bush look like Fucking good In a weird way You're like at least Bush understood the playbook Yeah Bush looks like

Henry Kiss At least fucking Cheney like Told him like this is the lie This is what we do That not a sin We didn't even have a 9-11? No 9-11. Now the 9-11 comes.

This is like a Tarantino movie. It's all out of order. They're going to do a 9-11 after they invaded? Yeah, it's non-linear. You got to do the 9-11 before the invasion, dumb fucks. This isn't a Christopher Nolan film. You don't get to do this shit. It doesn't start at the end.

They were giving us good TV back then, too, and they were bombing the shit out of them for no reason. 2003 to 2010? The run of stuff we had. Oh, yeah. I have a bad, bad feeling that. that we're gonna there's nukes

that they're gonna nuke them yeah it does kind of feel like that a little bit yeah I just I just take I take peace knowing I live in San Diego one of the best places to nuke in the continental United States oh you're worried they're gonna nuke

the United States of America yeah why why not anything happen they should at this point I don't think that's gonna happen why not who gives a fuck why wouldn't they I mean I understand that I just get like really nervous every time we just act so

cocky that nothing could ever happen here. Yeah. Like that nothing could ever fucking reach us. When does that run out? I mean in a false flag by the way. I'm not talking you're saying got it, got it. I mean, they're probably wiring explosives to the Oaksa Mosque right now and then they're going to say Iran like blew

it up, but they actually blew it up and they're going to sacrifice the red heifer. They sent out a bunch of smoke shop guys today at airports that said they had bombs. That already happened. But airports are all completely backed up and a bunch of flights were canceled. They sent a bomb shaped like giant vapes. Yeah.

There was a guy on an airplane saying, like, that to America, like, Allah, la, la, whatever the fuck. Reading off a big note card. That's already happening all over. Don't we kind of vote with Burger? Weren't we calling French fries freedom fries and shit at some point? And now we got the big arch and the CEOs are talking to each. Yeah, so we'll probably start, like, boycotting vape shops and stuff, like in protest or something. We don't even know what to, what to, like, we're outside hookah shops.

I mean, that was Israel, Palestine was just, you know, it was just, it was just vape shops versus delis. turf war yeah there's just pickles versus can you imagine living in new york we don't even

we have to like drive to go see that shit new york he just walked down the street like oh my god it's fucking it's insane it's a civil war

every fucking block yeah but we'll probably all die soon or whatever yeah jace thinks he's gonna get fall jays you think they're gonna do like a super nine eleven

to him which I hope that doesn't happen to you. It would be funny if they did it to me specifically, yeah, for some reason. They do it just to you? Yeah, they do it just to me and everybody's like, who? A 9-11, 9-11 level event to one guy. Yeah. They fly a plane into you.

Yeah, yeah. And then Chrissy Nome must be like, they killed J.S. Avery. No, no, no. Who is that? You live. Oh, I live. And then they fly a second plane into you and they kill you. And then I die, yeah.

And then I die. 45 minutes later. But I clearly, I was clearly rigged to explosives. I just explode 20 minutes later. That would be awesome if there was a plane crash, and it crashed in you and you lived, and the second one hit you on the way of the hospital. And they were both flown by Indian guys. No, an Indian and a Pakistani guy. Yeah, both cooking in the cockpit.

Both making a big pot of some bullshit. Rolling a samosa over a bunch of smashed peas. What is that green stuff, the mint and cilantro that they mash up and put in the little cup? Chutney? Chutney. It's really good. It's a chutney. Chutney, yeah. It's a green chutney, and they have a...

mango chutney usually I love chutney Hey Indian the Indian people never did anything to me bub I love I love I love Cih Tagala I love Akshay Bittia I love butter chicken I look at you you pull that out when you're on the stand for a hate crime Yeah, I go I can prove I love Indians I love all the billionaire Indian golfers They're pulling up clips of your podcast and you start fucking nervously rambling about their food Listen, I love this. I love the Sammy Sosa.

You're saying it wrong. And they go, yeah, whatever. Watch this clip right here where he says that we are a self-sustaining system of diarrhea. Watch this. You know, I meant that as a compliment. Complementary. You call them algae fish. Then I eat the shit on the side of aquarium tanks.

I love algae fish. Exhibit C. He says that we use diarrhea as lube to rape. Watch this, Your Honor. I think you said that No, you probably said it once Throwing it on you You fucking mutt

You fucking mutt you He's racist mutt you He fucking racist piece of shit Can I Can I defend Americans real quick Because I do love America Sure Please, please

That predictive history guy Jordan Beijing Peterson I call him He had a video Like a weird Yeah Consider it a robster Oh that's funny

I know you're talking about That's very funny He has a video from a while ago, because I listened to tons of his old lectures. Yeah. Like, I don't know, maybe four or five months ago. Because he posted on his substack, he did a link to me and Kurt doing a podcast, and he said, listen to this podcast.

He goes, Kurt has his crazy friends on, and they're wrong about a lot of stuff, but they're right. And I thought that was cool. I said it to Kurt. Anyway, then I was listening to a lot of his stuff. I thought it was pretty, he has very interesting theories, and he's read Dante and, you know, Joyce and stuff. And does he upload, like, huge hour-long videos that are like, why America?

is completely fucked in the ass and he breaks it like all down yeah he has different uh lectures and series but he's into esoteric secret you know occult societies that run everything and he breaks it down and gives proof and evidence it's just it's just interesting a lot of people online will call him a pseudo intellectual or they'll say he's trying to indoctrinate people with like narcissism or whatever but regardless he had a thing where he he's explaining to his chinese students he said the way America works is the only

Americans will like a race of people based on their food because that's the only way Americans think about certain when they think about ethnic when they think about immigration they think about the food and I get the students were like almost murmuring amongst themselves like and he wasn't

trying to make a joke and I realized that is true however is that wrong I was like is that wrong I was sitting there, I paused the video. I'm like, is that wrong, though? I think it's, I don't think it's fair. It's kind of the only thing we initially know, you know?

So it's like the first, like, if it makes our mouth feel good, but like, oh, you're safe, you're good. Yeah, I think it's... Isn't that fair, though? I think it's... Like, what else are you bringing to the table, but food? No, I would say it's fair with... No pun intended. Hey.

I would say it's fair. I would say it's fair with a caveat because unless I really hate your race specifically, then I know a bunch of stuff about you, actually. Right. Like, I actually know the most out of any race about you, Armenian specifically because I've just developed a roll-a-dex of things I hate about that group of people. You get elbowed in the face enough at a grocery store in Glendale and you start going like, I'm going, like, I'm going to learn everything about you. I'm scanning your big caterpillar eyebrows, like I'm fucking robocop right now.

You start looking into why your fucking car insurance is so high. I'm going to learn everything about you. Yeah. Yeah, Sam the Eagle, you're mine. Your ass is mine. You fucking angry, fucking piece of shit. This might be why there's so much anti-Semitism. The food sucks.

It's a very good point. If Jews had a butter chicken, maybe that we'd be a little friendly. That's not true. We love Jewish food. I like the sandwiches. Delis and shit. They're all the time. Okay, Israel more specifically fat.

Well, that's stolen. Which is a bay nation of people. It's not their food. They're not even Jewish. Just fucking wigger hummus. Literally. It's literally. People have like Jews.

Like, oh, like you're Jewish. uncle on the west side, like, you know, loves kebab and Baba ganouche. What's the Jew food that you like, Fag? Sandwiches. I love a pastrami sandwich with coleslaw on it. Did Jews invent pastrami sandwiches? A lox and a bagel? I think they ate that when they were, they had no money and shit. They would eat that shit. Yeah, they ate it. Pretty sure. I don't know. Yeah, but Italians didn't invent noodles. You know, they stole them from the damn Chinese, so, you know, it's all fair and

love and war. The Jews's fake identity. Fake day. In Israel's fake nation. Listen, Jews are real. I think Israel's full of wig or patafiles. If Jews are real, Palestinians are Jews if they want to take a DNA test. Huh? Palestinians have almost the same fucking, it's like the same shit. That's why they don't do DNA tests and stuff in Israel.

Because they'll show that the Palestinians come from the same line of people. It's all the same shit. Right, they don't, they actually, they, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't know that. That changes a lot in my opinion. No, Israelis, they're like, um. They're like a father that like, yeah, he's like desperately trying to like distance himself from his rape baby. Right?

A rapist who's mad about his baby. He's mad about that there was, he forgot about the whole cum aspect. I thought if you raped, she couldn't get pregnant because I was so angry. I was confused But yeah, I mostly hate the Jews for the controlling the American government And that's not even Jews

I look at Zionists like white nationalists Like I don't look at a white guy and go like You're like a crazy Like you're like racist guy That's what I mean That's what I mean Zionists are just Jewish nationalist Like psychos

Yeah Right? I mean it's like it's a whole country It's like a confederate flag country The problem is that dispensationalist millennialists. The dispensationalist millennialism, the people who think

that if they orchestrate the events of the end of the world, that it will bring about Armageddon and everything. That's what's been the craziest thing to all the little reports about this whole like war coming out and stuff in the administration that they're like, they almost think like, who cares if we all die?

They think of the world. These people think there's literally seven dispensations and it's all from the Bible and it tells us about the age ranges when these things will take place and what each age says. Which is so nuts because when under the Bush administration, I remember growing up thinking, like, hearing about them and being

like, oh, that's, like, dangerous. And there's too many, there's too much, like, evangelical shit in the government. Like, then, this is, like, next level. It's because of the Zionists. Because of the Zionists. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It sucks. Yeah, guys, like, Mike, I could be think, like, big locus with

women's faces are about to start, like, eating everybody on the face of the earth. We got used and abused, and now it's over for our ass. Oh, it's never been more over. It's so over, dude. It's never been more over. It's so over. Yeah.

Petrol dollars over. I don't care. I'm just in my garage all day now. I don't give fuck. My world is as big as my garage. It's going to cost me $200 to drive up here in about a month. I mean, whatever. I'm giving myself lung cancer from sanding wood, but no, you're fine.

It's better than being online. Fuck online. You're fine. And fuck Israel. Whoa, hey. Hey, pal. What did they ever do? Israel did nothing.

We started, though. Yeah. Whatever you're going to say, Devin? Oh, nothing. Just fuck kids. Fuck children that aren't our children. You blame it on the kids. All those kids, those school girls.

Who knows what they were up to that day? Yeah, those Jezebels. Yeah. I agree. And if you ask an Iranian person at the Century City Mall, they'd probably say the same thing. I told you my acupunctrists. You go talk to a Persian lady walking out of an Ollo with her fucking sweat-whisking gear that shows her fucking ravenous, murderous pussy.

Through it. You go, what do you think about this? He goes, it's great. Fuck the Ayatollah. You go, yeah, bro, but what about it? Your city's on fire. There's oil falling from the sky. Everyone's getting cancer by the second.

There was a bunch of kids murdered. Right, but I'm here. So fuck them. I don't have empathy. Right, but. I just saw the Avengers Endgame, and I really could give a fuck. My brain is moved into my ass. Also, my grandmother, she's an annoying cunt.

Really hope she's on fire right now. Anyway, off to shop at another store that sucks as. Who needs Tehran when you have Rafis? Shamsharee, we have over four of them in the area. Shamsharee. Sham Shari is there, I think, I think. believe they've expanded it might be fine now if you excuse me i have to get buffed at carousel oh i don't know i'm just you know i'm trying to trying to poke a hole in the

condom of an NBA player at the all-star game so i really don't care about my lineage or the history of my country my acupunctrists came here from iran with her family and she told me that they thought Islam was a disgusting religion it is converted to sure i converted to christian know where they're coming from on that level. I understand why they're happy about the Ayatollah. And so she's like, good. I'm glad. It's just like, it doesn't end here.

I said, I'm sorry about the schools and stuff getting bombed. And she was like, well, people are very prideful about, you know, they're proud that their children are being sacrificed to take down. It's like a sense of pride that the... So this is what she said to me. I don't know if this true. I would have understood that had it been this slick assassination that I believe Trump thought he was going to be able to get away with, like the Maduro kidnapped. Yeah, just one bomb and you done. Where you do it once and then the government, the whole country just like relents.

And they're like, okay, fuck. Jesus. Sorry. I understand them celebrating the day that that happened, but I was like, well, there's no way. It's the end of this. This is insane. In the Middle East? Yes.

In Iran? Yes. And then even watching John Stewart talk about it, like kind of acting like Iran and I'm just bombing everybody. And they're crazy. Like, it's a little too much normalization of this. Yeah, he's, you know, we know his side. He's a Zionist, I guess. Probably.

When push comes to shove. Who knows what he's saying at dinner? You know, you gotta be skeptical these days. You're still yelling about Wyatt's seen a heck at dinner. You know, like, he's very, he's very mean. He was very mean to me. This has been, this has been the hardest shit I've ever seen. Did you guys see this?

Mm-mm. When you're up outside. It's Kim Jong-Gar just for the people listening. I'm going to sing, And that's where I find I live so hard. Damn, that's- That is pretty sick. It's hard as fun.

Smoking a cigarette, dressed like a Russian in the snow. Watching a balloon? Watching a balloon on fire? I saw this video and I want to move to North Korea. Oh, I would love North Korea. I'd love living in that goofy, stupid place. There is something freeing about not being allowed to have freedom anymore. Yeah, it's kind of what we all yearn for.

I think Americans yearn for slavery, actually. We just don't know it. I'd follow this Y-N to the end of the earth. I'd say, put me in a sock factory. Kill me if I don't make a 15th sock this hour. I'm happy. I'm a big aunt and a farm. Thank you.

Give it to me. I'm glad we're all starving and you're fat as fuck. I love it. Thank you. Yeah. Angry at the president because he gets to eat the big crickets. I'd love to live with that. Yeah, because he's eating the 72-ounce ticket from the big techs.

He gets the big worms. Me, I didn't make enough, I didn't make enough zippers this month, so I don't get any worms. And that's good. Thank you. Big knife and a fork and a handkerchief. Tucked in. To cut into a shirt to a maggot. Yeah.

Like he's eating the big steak at the big Texan, Amarillo. He's got 30 minutes to finish the cricket and is free. It is not to pay for the cricket. Which he pays for. with crickets. He goes, he reaches into his wallet, pulls out a bunch of bugs. He goes, with some on the camera.

50 crickets for the big cricket, wow. Inflation is crazy. The only nation where you can eat loose movie crickets. You can eat the currency. You can eat money off of a plate. You boy, how much was that cricket in the window? It was 50 crickets.

Using a big net to catch money down by the pond. and putting it in an adjar. Patreon.com slash living party. Patreon, baby. Lemon party. That life for tickets and merch. Shows in Austin and Houston coming up. Oh, yeah.

Dude, I need to make a promo for that to let people know. Yeah. Because we keep forgetting to let people know that that's happening. Shows in Austin and Houston. August, you know, April 28th. May. May 1st. First or second.

We have like a day or two in Austin where we're just hanging, I think. We're just chilling. Yeah. We'll do probably We'll probably do Kill Tony or something Yeah, that was my plan I was gonna chop my legs and armed off And try to do Kill Tony

Yeah You'd be getting a ape You elect to become an amputee To do one minute on Kilotony I was gonna ask a scientist to put me in a big tube Of yellow liquid Hooked up to like a brain monitor So I can do Kill Tony

Do women like the stump You're a Packet, kill Tony. Crowd goes crazy. Did they fuck your stuff? Can I call that black guy the N-word? As I'm speaking through a computer that's monitoring

my brain waves. As I float in a big tank from Akura. You call Ari Maddie a cabbage, N-word. You son of a bitch. Here's a joke, but see you next week. He used to drop the jokebook in my big fish tank. I live inside.

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